喬·布萊克和特瑞·柯林斯
我是洛杉磯警局的麥考密克警官
放下你們的武器，雙手高舉，乖乖的走出銀行
史無前例的搶劫，多麼棒的主意
對，喬總是有辦法，是的，先生們，喬知道他正在幹嘛
他很清楚，但喬為何要扯上我？
現在我們被傾巢而出的洛城警察…
困在這個叫做阿拉莫的銀行裏，看看外面
請注意，各位，在盡可能的情況下…
要避免流血場面的產生，全體人員必須保持冷靜
喬·布萊克與特瑞·柯林斯的末日終於來到了
我想他們運氣已盡，如果這次想安全脫身…
他們要有如同神話人物般的神通廣大
我們正在報道的是發生在市中心阿拉莫信貸銀行的劫案
這地方緊張的像是戰場，軍方已經派人員到達
特別機動隊已經就位，直升機正在上空盤旋
中國的老子曾經說過，要以靜制動
真要謝謝你，說了那麼多無用的廢話，喬
知道你的問題是什麼嗎？
我的問題？知道，我像是被夾住的老鼠
注定將早早歸西
凱特·惠勒
你記得那個凱特嗎？
那個叛徒
騙子
牆頭草
大話精
好了，我明白你的意思
但是，喬，你真是那麼認為嗎？因為我又想起…
我曾不止一次的慎重警告過你
把人質全天留在身邊，是大錯特錯
我們沒有別的選擇
不，我們本來有
殺了她，然後在樹林裏毀屍滅跡，那本來會沒事
難道不是你帶她來的嗎？我記起來了
如果我們放她走，她會去報警
喬，看看外面，她果然報警了
她確實辦到了
凱特·惠勒應該感謝偉大的祖國…
會給她提供如此巨大的一筆賞金
我們聽到銀行裏傳來槍聲
各位晚上好，我是戴倫·海德
今晚我們將向您講述一個難以置信的故事
這故事有點像肥皂劇，也有點像犯罪片…
這是個關於背叛和貪慾的故事
就像是邦妮與克萊德、或是巴納姆與貝利的故事
這是關於喬·布萊克與特瑞·柯林斯的故事
美國歷史上最為成功的銀行劫匪
就在此刻，血腥槍戰一觸即發，他們也即將喪命
我曾經對他們進行過獨家採訪
那時他們闖進我家，用槍指著我…
命令我由他們的視點，講述他們的故事
現在我將這段採訪公開，你們將看到的這卷錄像帶…
是由我的私人助手胡裏奧，用家用攝像機拍攝的
所以畫面有些抖動和搖擺，並不十分專業
屏幕上即將出現的是布萊克與柯林斯
第一次向公眾揭露，大膽的搶劫令他們如此出名的內幕
24小時之後，布萊克與柯林斯將會死去…
我們的報道將是獨家的，這句再來一遍
24小時之後，布萊克與柯林斯將會死去
所以在今晚這個名為「逍遙法外的罪犯」的製作特輯裏
你將見到故事的內幕，這個關於過夜大盜的故事
好…畫面漸暗
不錯，夥計們，把這段留下來
好 停
用B卷播放
好了，打
再使點勁，老兄
真荒謬，如果不是這樣，就是那樣
如果用冷漠不足以形容的話，那就只有用卑鄙
他們簡直是卑鄙到家，沒人願意來幫我
沒人會像我這樣敢於啃硬骨頭
直拳揮的再猛點，夥計
嗨，喬…
我有話和你說，喬
這是對我公民權的侵害，就是那樣
憲法規定，公民不得受到殘忍和不公正的對待
囚犯總是受到殘忍和不公正的對待，特瑞，事情本來如此
我要說的不是這個
那你想說什麼？
是大蒜，監獄長柯裏爾禁止食堂供應新鮮大蒜
就因為他不喜歡那氣味，你看，喬…
大蒜就好比特效新藥，對高血壓，關節炎…
還有癌癥、肺氣腫、過敏癥全都有效
大蒜是構成人體抵抗力的重要防線
稍微停會，馬裏奧
你明白我的意思嗎？
我吃那東西成癮，我才不在乎醫生會說什麼
也許現在並不合適談大蒜？
嗨，喬，別管這問題了
等你下了拳擊台，千萬別做糊塗事
記得我和你說過的話嗎？喬，別…別那麼做
你打斷了我的牙齒，馬裏奧
喬，看在上帝的份上，喬
喬，別這樣，喬
喬，控制怒氣…喬
控制怒氣，喬
冷靜，深呼吸
聽說過道教嗎？
什麼？
就是那個叫老…雷…洛…魯…
老子 沒錯，就是老子
喬，我勸過你別老窩在圖書館裏
你還勸我去做憤怒控制療法
對，不過藥物治療會更快見效，那會更有效
知道我在想什麼嗎？
今晚我想睡在舒服的床上
咬著奶酪三明治…
炸薯條，還有大杯的巧克力奶做晚餐
這是中國古代智慧給你的啟發？
不，只是因為餓了
繼續
我的牙真有點鬆了
上帝啊，沒人抱怨這該死的噪聲嗎？
很好，繼續笑吧，不過根據最新的調查
耳鳴，他們管這叫這名，現在我耳朵就這麼在響
我可不是在瞎說，這實際上是種疾病
繼續笑吧，好好玩你們的籃球
再等一會，我耳朵裏也許會跑出個該死的卡西莫多來
就是那個鐘樓怪人，你們明白嗎？
我的腦袋裏就像是有座鐘樓
你就是這鐵傢伙的司機嗎？
沒錯
這容易駕駛嗎？
非常容易
喬？
天啊，喬，你去那攪拌車裏幹嘛？喬？
喬，我這是幹嘛？
為何我們會在這裏，還要被槍擊？
把頭低下
喬
關大門
喬，天啊，那有輛貨車
喬…
你計劃多久了？
這屬於突發奇想
坐穩了
有鹿
是塑料做的
我們也許該找條像樣的路
喬
停，請停下，太太，我們要借你的車急用
是嗎？ 對，請你解開安全帶好嗎？
來吧，對，很好，謝謝
你的衣服很漂亮
謝謝
來吧 謝謝
快進車裏來
好的
太太 什麼事？
你的手袋
謝謝
首先，我們需要…我們需要做什麼？
我們得去換衣服，我們還需要點錢
還要一個藏身之處
最好再盡快換輛新車
就這樣穿著囚服，駕車行駛在中心大街上
讓我感覺糟透了，你明白我的意思嗎？
為何把車停在這？
這有大把現金
嘿，蠢蛋
什麼現金？
你不是說要去搞點錢嗎？
說的對，但不是現在
喬，讓我們稍微討論下好嗎？
我意思是，錢是必須要搞的，但並不急著來
好極了 什麼好極了？
你說的「好極了」是什麼意思？
你想用螢光筆搶銀行嗎？
你想怎麼幹？對著他們比劃？我們甚至沒有計劃
你得先要有計劃，才能去搶銀行
我們穿著厚棉布制服，一眼就能看出這是囚服
除非裏面的人全是瞎子，我認為這並不行，你明白嗎？
不許動，把槍交出來
用拇指和中指捏在槍柄上，慢慢交給我
開始吧
女士們，先生們，我們很快就會消失
請別打電話，別按報警器，快打開錢箱
拿個袋子來，把錢都裝進去，把錢裝進去
夫人，櫃檯後面有錢嗎？
沒有 別碰那電話，先生
你肯定嗎？ 我肯定
別碰那個，你說的是實話嗎？
是實話
你看來很誠實
請快點，謝謝
他根本沒做任何計劃
快點，把這收好，我們會拿的，謝謝…
我來拿，來吧，非常感謝
只要幹起活來時間總是不夠
多謝各位合作，別打電話，別按報警器
好了，來吧，拿著
拿好
留著它能用來做標記，好了，走吧
停下，停車
怎麼了？
先生，我們想借用您的車
找公車去吧，混蛋
到這邊來，是這輛車
你帶著那槍了嗎？
沒有
給我回來，該死的，別開槍
好了，表現得自然點
站著別動
我胸悶、左臂有點麻木、心跳加速，頭暈
我真的開始頭暈了
堅持住
我想吐了
快出來
你沒事吧？
我能回監獄去嗎？
現在還不行
該死
你叫什麼？
舍利
拉上你的褲子，舍利
你也是
我叫菲爾
你媽媽呢？舍利
我媽從不住在這裏
那你爸呢？
他去釣魚度週末了
所以你爸把你一個人留在這？
不，他以為我住在朋友家
那你呢？小鬼
我對家人說要參加足球集訓
你竟然對父母親撒謊？
不，你想要搞笑嗎？
不，我很認真
對不起，你們是誰？
你們是越獄囚犯
你剛說你叫什麼來著？
菲爾
你覺得做囚犯，是件很有意思的事？
我們是銀行劫匪
我們現在有何計劃？
普雷佐德馬
普雷佐？
天堂的意思
我叔叔在離阿卡普爾科以南100英里的地方…
開有一間小飯店
那是在墨西哥
是的，阿卡普爾科就在墨西哥，特瑞
可是我有病，喬
我們可以買下那飯店，將那改建為夜總會和度假村
我會穿上晚禮服，向遊客出售雞尾酒
我們會很快樂
你能辦到嗎？我是說你和我？
是的
好搭檔
無尾禮服和雞尾酒？
很不錯，不是嗎？ 對
我下廚料理，你來打理房間
那生意風險很大
但比較來說，那確實聽起來很有吸引力
但有個問題，我們拿什麼去買？
好吧…
我們是銀行劫匪
那在哪？
在我腰帶下面，膝蓋之上
你懂我的意思
你會讓我們都送命
也許我能解決他們，我們會很富有，還會在電視上很出名
我相信會有正確解決的辦法，我很肯定
那麼，那在哪？
在爸爸的櫃裏，高爾夫球棒的後面
好吧，我去拿
搶銀行最大的難題是什麼？
會被抓？
完全正確，保安會拿槍射你
出納會按警鈴，還有顧客會擋住去路，對嗎？
對
所以你要選好環境再下手
在沒有保安，沒有出納，沒有顧客的時候
沒錯，但若想在夜間行動，你還是得應付報警器
我們可以不用夜間行動
那是什麼時候？節假日？
不是
我們可以利用銀行經理…
在早上進行搶劫，就用他的鑰匙，還有他的密碼…
因為我們在前一夜就綁架了他
想想吧，挑個小鎮，選家銀行
找到負責人，然後我們去拜訪他
和他共度一晚，就像我們現在這樣
到了第二天，在其他人到來之前…
我們就一起把事情辦了
拿到了錢我們就跑
然後過無尾禮服和雞尾酒的日子，喬，就像你說的那樣
生命將如落日般緩慢而美麗
在找什麼好東西？
拿槍指著我
什麼？
指著我
嚇呆了？非常好
但首先你要把槍上膛，就像這樣
漂亮
談話結束了？
穿上這衣服讓我感覺好極了，我喜歡這種款式
但你給我找的褲子有點緊，喬
是有點不合身，腰有些低了
本來是給我自己挑的，是我挑的，我特意選了這幾款
好極了，看看你們，這些衣服都合身嗎？
你穿花格紋衣服真不錯
他喜歡格子花紋
咖啡加兩塊糖，是嗎？
非常感謝
舍利，我們想借用菲爾的車
沒問題，他不會介意的
我當然不會介意，這交易很不錯
我們去哪？
魯弗斯
魯弗斯在哪？
沿著這條路走不遠
魯弗斯有什麼？
波拉得，哈維·波拉得
什麼？
你想要開槍嗎？
好吧，那開槍吧
你想要開槍嗎？
好吧，那麼開槍吧
該死的
你想…
小狗
喬
喬？
喬
怎麼了？我以為你還在…
不，提早出來了
特瑞，這是我表弟哈維·波拉得
幸會，喬的朋友也是我的朋友，你叫哈瑞？
特瑞
這褲子真糟糕
你在幹嘛？工作嗎？
特別效果，實際上就是替身
現在只是訓練，該死的爆管壞了
我們需要個會開車的人
我會，要做什麼？
搶銀行
你開什麼玩笑？
棒極了，喬，我就是你們要找的人，要來點啤酒嗎？
好，給我來一支 好的
計時器故障
我去拿酒
他是個老實人，還有摔下來的姿勢很漂亮
我一直在計劃做火人表演
要全身塗上固體汽油，大部分是在我手上…
當然還要穿特製的防護服
哈維，說回工作問題
你想像過一個全身著火的人，從12樓跳下的情景嗎？
當然沒想過，哈維
女人都喜歡愛冒險的男人
你們剛才一直在說，那個未暴露身份的人
你們提到那傢伙很多次
你們能否向觀眾們，也向我解釋一下
這個未暴露身份的人是誰，他負責幹些什麼？
好吧，戴倫
那個人什麼都干，除了搶銀行
他出面租房間，負責給我們送吃的，以及日用品
還負責駕駛逃跑用的汽車
喬和我一直保持你們所謂的低調
沒錯
若沒有這人的協助，我們絕對不能成事
我列出了從俄勒岡州到加裏福尼亞州…
所有適合我們搶劫的銀行
我們的第一個目標是俄勒岡市立銀行
他們工作的時間和程序、保安、出納、活動規律等等
我們全摸得一清二楚
但首先要控制我們的第一個人質，銀行行長達裏·米勒
他對我們的動向毫無覺察，但他即將與過夜大盜們共度良宵
那聽起來好像很棒
沒錯，這很…
他對此毫無察覺，但他即將與過夜大盜們共度良宵
這很有新聞價值
聽著，這是他的工作，對嗎？
我讓他給我刮乾淨鬍子…
可他把我的臉，整的像是剛從爆米機裏取出來一樣
別管鬍子了，我們得開工了
他給你搞了頂不錯的假髮，瞧瞧你自己，棒極了
你有注意那鬢角嗎？就像是翅膀一樣
親愛的，能去開門嗎？
半小時後就開飯了
您好
我們是來搶你的銀行的，乖乖的進去
別難過了，媽媽
現在重要的是…
重要的是要記住…
重要的是，我們要一起度過整晚
然後等到明天一早，我們就一起去銀行
如果你仔細想一下，這其實並沒什麼難的
是的，隨你怎麼說吧
這就是重點
別玩食物，艾力佳
可麵條太長了
我幫你切，下次你該用叉子捲著面來吃，像你爸那樣
幫我也切下，媽媽
稍等，寶貝
調味汁太紅了
那不紅
就是，調味汁顏色太紅了
事實上，米勒太太，我覺得這調味汁很不錯
味道很棒 是嗎？
可我就討厭
謝謝
保險庫幾點開？
7:30
用蕃茄和檸檬調的？ 是的
檸檬汁，薄荷葉，再加點奶油，你看，我還懂點吃的藝術
鑰匙呢？
共有兩把，我有一把，操作員管另一把
但有幾種味道我嘗不出來，是羅勒草嗎？
不是
迷迭香？別告訴我答案 要猜不來並不難
肯定是藏紅花
對，就是藏紅花
真棒，我就知道是
我做時會加點糖，這樣會去掉酸味
糖
謝謝，我會記得的
這些是生活小竅門
想看看我的拿手好戲嗎？
當然
莫妮卡
怎麼？
我們有客人在
你真想用這身衣服去掩人耳目？
你這身衣服就像「尼爾楊」在專輯中的造型…
好像是叫「馬背時代之後」
是「淘金熱潮之後」
專輯封面上，他靠在一棵雪地中的樹下
我本來就想要那形象
安全離開銀行和進入銀行同樣重要
人質將被妥善看管，以防他們逃跑或報警
所以我們要隔離那些孩子，米勒的孩子
「班坦」，收到了嗎？
收到，這是「班坦」
一切安排妥當，你們可以行動了
把音樂關掉，我聽不清你的話
你們可以行動了
謝謝
孩子們，你們在這等著
10分鐘後就上班了
所有警報都解除了嗎？
那是什麼？
華盛頓的臉，要朝裏面
什麼？
喬治·華盛頓的臉
要是情況一切正常，他的臉會朝向裏面
把那搞好，達裏
真酷
又來了三個
早上好
早上好，達裏
早上好
早上好，女士們
這是開玩笑嗎？
不，夫人，這是搶銀行
快點，這不是遊行，快點，好了
和其他人一樣找個位置，不會很久的
什麼事？
我想去洗手間
以後別給她們喝那麼多桔子水
如果那些孩子不是喝了那麼多水，事情早成了
是的，她們喝了太多的桔子水
總有一天你們會被逮住，這是份非常危險的職業
你們有害怕過嗎？
既然你瞭解這事的危險性，其實我就像動物般的敏銳
知道他們在獄中叫我什麼嗎？
不知道
黑豹
女士們，先生們，非常感謝你們的合作
請不要嘗試逃跑，因為你們都被監視器盯著
如果你們敢逃跑，我們就殺了你們
若你做出那種氣勢，就可以避開危險
對
人們會害怕你
他們會害怕你的存在，槍支其實並不重要
謝謝
聽好，我們分頭走
兩周後，我們在…
在克拉馬斯瀑布碰頭 沒錯
你拿好地圖，它會指示你怎麼走
我想和喬一起
那不行
不行，他們找的是結伴兩個人，所以我們才要分開
按照計劃行事
這兩周的時間我該怎麼打發？
少惹麻煩就好
這小貨車怎辦？
就丟在這吧
我喜歡這車，夠寬敞
我也喜歡，但作為一輛偷來的車，最好還是把它丟了
我們走吧，得走了
我的錢呢？
在這，我們已分成了三份
我想買套防火服，應該可以從洛杉磯郵購到
該走了，幹得好，夥計
你也是，好兄弟，我們辦到了
要小心，別惹麻煩
你打算怎麼用你那份？
買下天堂，兩周後見，克拉馬斯瀑布，多加小心
喬·布萊克和特瑞·柯林斯
我是洛杉磯警局的麥考密克警官
放下你們的武器，雙手高舉，乖乖的走出銀行來
這時候可真糟糕
但我必須指出，我曾警告過你，那女人會毀了我們
好了，我明白了
既然我們的處境已經那麼慘
就沒必要再爭什麼，先把這裏搞定
再討論那女人的問題
陰道炎最常見的癥狀，是陰道開始不正常分泌
通常也許是由過敏反應，或是寄生蟲引發
沒油了，媽的
那是什麼味道？
意大利式脆皮、新鮮土豆
加奶油的海鮮酸菜湯，還有鵪鶉
凱特，今晚我不能在家吃飯，有應酬
今晚？
好吧，玩的開心
我去健身了，再見
甜心
什麼？
自己出去看場電影吧
我們的關繫緊張，還在互相傷害
今晚我就需要你
很久以前，我墮入愛河
停
天哪
你沒事吧？要不要緊？
對不起，快，醫院…
卡斯凱德醫院位於…
你的腳趾能動嗎？
有聲音
第22大道…
我聽到奇怪的聲音，這聲音是那來的？
難道是從我的…等等
快把車靠邊…
把車靠邊，然後從車裏出去
你用不著如此動怒
快把車停下
這只是個意外
聽著，我會對你開槍的
隨便你，相信我，那樣比較好
聽我說好嗎？小姐
叫我凱特 凱特，我是個亡命之徒
絕望？ 是的
你不明白這詞的意思，絕望的意思就是你每朝醒來…
而你卻希望，你根本不會醒來，每天過得循規蹈矩
只有做填字遊戲來打發時間，生活過得極度空虛
所以別對我說絕望
聽著，經過重新考慮，我覺得你還是停在路邊…
讓我出去比較好，謝謝你捎我一段，我會沒事的
不… 我可以自己走，為何？
我此刻十分脆弱，我不想一個人待著
你精神不正常
我只是不開心，根本不是那回事
我是個逃犯，我是個危險人物
是嗎？所以你要搶車
是你撞了我
你不該忽然跳在一輛行駛中的汽車前面，想讓它停下
你本來能剎住的，我清楚這車的性能
你能別對我大吼大叫嗎？
你能開慢點嗎？我想下去
我要跳車，我真會跳的，這門怎麼開？
按下開關，讓…把車門打開
你想去哪？我載你去，我覺得你不適合開車
你是個逃犯？你都做了什麼壞事？
很多
注意，全球定位系統正在變更旅程
這聲音從哪來？那到底是什麼？
樹林裏的第二座屋子，第二座，就是這兒
快看我，我著火了
別管他
看哪
這是怎麼回事？
凱特，這是保羅·班揚，保羅，這是凱特
凱特？
我的車沒油了
然後呢？
然後她用車撞了我
好吧，她用車撞了你，那你帶她來這幹嘛？
首先，我沒有選擇，其次，我可能有點輕微腦震盪
最後，她的精神非常的不正常
我聽見了
我想逃跑，但她不肯停
我差點要從超速行駛的車上跳下，喬，你有聽我說嗎？
我的眼睛都重影了，我有什麼辦法？
你左眼的顏色比右眼更深
從沒人留意過
我是喬
我是凱特
你的牙齒怎麼了？
好了，你可以走了
就當從沒遇到過我們，就當是一次瘋狂之旅
我能留下嗎？因為我不知道還有哪兒可去
我只呆一個晚上，求求你
這好像不行
絕對沒門，不可能
我不能回家去，不能，我會去報警
我的意思是，我很可能會把你們的藏身之處洩露出去
你們為何藏起來？他不肯告訴我，他很謹慎
過來，喬，過來
你拉我做什麼？
我要和你談談 談什麼？
我們不能這麼做，這麼做等於自掘墳墓
她會去報警
那就殺了她，將她的屍體在樹林中毀屍滅跡
當我是空氣嗎？
她說她無家可歸
這不關我們的事
難道不是你帶她來的嗎？
我需要有人捎我來這，不行嗎？
那時候我四仰八叉地倒在馬路上
知道聰明人的煩惱嗎？
不知道
我總會知道將要發生什麼，毫無懸念
別以為我沒注意到，你拂起她頭髮時眼中流露的感情
我執行一項24小時法則好嗎？即時生效
24小時，你只能呆24小時，多一分鐘也不行，小妞
謝謝
小妞
我能為你們做晚餐
這的飯都由我來做
對不起，你這種歹徒可不常見
我算是人質嗎？
好了，我去了賭城，別激動
我沒和你說
喬，你知道開銷要多少？飯店改造，不動產所有權
單是廚房，我估計都要花2萬美元
我們現在只是在說餐廳的品質，還沒提到夜總會
你知道我在新罕布什爾州有個瘸腿表妹，她就要動第7次手術
我母親還有親戚在渥太華，那些阿姨叔叔們
這些開銷加起來不少，特瑞
我對慈善義舉完全贊同，她的腿病得嚴重嗎？
會玩愛爾蘭曲棍球嗎？
抱歉，哈維
我正在計算我拍檔，是如何為了改善布萊克家族的生活水平…
而用光了整整20萬美元
我在聖地亞哥遇到了一個迷人的荷蘭妞
喔，真讓我吃驚
她帶我參加啤酒節，那裏有盛大的遊行
而她想坐在遊行中的彩車上，所以我給她買了一輛
我們大口大口地喝著高級荷蘭啤酒
我還對著人群大把拋撒50元面值的鈔票
愛爾蘭式曲棍球這玩意，就像是用棍子趕足球一樣
停，拜託，看在上帝份上，閉嘴，波拉得，好嗎？
好吧，你遇到了小妞，還過了狂歡節
啤酒節
你對著人群拋撒50元的鈔票，我看到你還買了塊金錶
這是18K足金
我才不管那有多少K
只要3萬6，並不貴
你怎麼不去貨比三家？那會便宜很多，還有嗎？
我們比預計的在聖地亞哥多待了幾天
所以我想送她回荷蘭，於是我租了架私人飛機送她走
你當然會那麼做
荷蘭？ 是的
喬
怎麼？
聽著
讓我來向你解釋，要去天堂可不容易
我精打細算來花每分錢
最重要的是，我們花掉的錢，都是我們偷來的
要勤儉持家，喬，我不想一輩子都靠打劫維生
壓力實在他媽的太大了
哈維？喬？晚餐做好了
味道不錯
這有點…這有點硬，不過…
你們吃飯時從不說話嗎？
過去不是
你們犯了什麼事？
搶銀行
事實上，他們是銀行劫匪，而我負責開車逃跑
哈維
閉嘴，哈維
等等，你們不會就是那些搶劫前夜，綁架銀行經理的傢伙吧？
這是他們幹的，我負責開車
哈維
上帝保佑
你們就是過夜大盜，天啊，你們實在太有名了
過夜大盜？
是說我們？
你不看「逍遙法外的罪犯」嗎？
你們真該看看，他們都在看你
你話太多了，哈維
那麼…
你們搶銀行為生，真特別，去搶那些老婦人可憐巴巴的積蓄
還有不幸兒童與無家可歸者基金？那難道…
我們從不搶別人賺來的錢，小姐
那錢是由政府保了險的
政府取之於民，而我們只是將其還之於民
還有問題嗎？凱特
有多餘的牙刷嗎？我沒時間去買
天，沒人會那麼多病
把它放下
能借用嗎？
你來這做什麼？
刷牙
我是指精神狂燥癥、妄想癥，我對此很瞭解
這舉動很有個性，但你知道手指上有多少細菌嗎？
全是致病的有害菌
如果你不給我牙刷，我並沒有別的選擇，不是嗎？
我並不認為你是瘋了，我覺得你只是無聊
對自己的生活感到厭煩，所以你期待奇跡從天而降
忽然將一切變的很美好
或者僅只是一個希望，因為你已失落好久
你的婚姻非常糟糕
但很抱歉，凱特，我們幫不了你
你根本不瞭解我，你只考慮你自己
你在開玩笑吧？
從一本電影上學的
結局如何？
是場婚禮
海貍和鴨子
混蛋，我根本沒等什麼從天而降
我不無聊，我只是生氣
也許他說我失去了希望沒錯，但這不是我的錯
我選擇了錯誤的生活方式
山谷的靈魂是個女人
由她的深處直達天堂之門，永遠不會讓人失望
那到底是什麼意思？
這不是迷語
我希望這意味著叫人對生活敢於取捨
拜託
這就是搶銀行的道理？
有些類似
如果生命是那麼簡單
如影隨行，終日伴我旁
我不知所措，我活在黑暗之中
我們關繫緊張，卻還互相傷害
很久以前，我也曾墮入愛河，現在我心卻支離破碎
我不知所措，心如日蝕灰暗
很久以前，生命也出現過光輝，但現在愛只活在黑暗中
我不知所措，心如日蝕灰暗
老天，讓我安靜會
轉過來，大眼睛
真不敢相信你也知道這首歌
對，波尼·泰勒的「心之日全蝕」，這是最棒的傷感情歌
這不是傷感情歌 是很傷感
不是的，別和我爭了，今天我過得糟透了
這是首所有女孩都唱過的歌
就像一首抒情詩
什麼？
這是講述愛的複雜的抒情詩
讓人很難受，最早聽到這歌是在收音機裏
我必須承認，那時開始我有點憂鬱
真的？
對，只是一點點，希望你不要對別人說
我不會說的
謝謝
沒關係，我把它掛上去
我來掛吧
不，你還是好好躺在那
你知道伴我成長的是哪首歌嗎？
是那首關於小馬的「野火」，你記得那首歌嗎？
我喜歡那首講述小馬的歌
是嗎？ 我喜歡所有關於小馬的歌
真的？你知道…？ 對，有一段好像是這麼唱…
跑，小馬，快跑
那是「野馬薩利」，很接近，那也是講馬的歌
那匹小馬不是叫薩利嗎？
不，它叫野火，它踢翻了馬棚
「踢翻了馬棚」，你還記得這段嗎？所以他們叫它「野火」
喬？
我在
我知道我要什麼了
了不起
喬，記得24小時法則，這能讓我們不致於混亂
你有聽我說嗎？
我們正面臨十字路口，我要你明白我的意思
我要改變24小時法則
不…你不明白我的意思，她現在是失蹤人口
失蹤，意味著有人在找她，你明白嗎？
我要改變24小時法則
有什麼事？
抱歉，我們是來搶劫你的銀行的
這算是什麼？
他受到你們的刺激，導致處於清醒和睡眠間的狀態
我還以為他死了
不，他只是昏迷，忽然失去了對肌肉的控制
我只是想問，為何是現在暈？
我想是因為他精神壓力過重
請問有客房嗎？夫人
現在我想你走去經理辦公室，走吧
你永遠也無法預測搶劫中會發生什麼
就是這樣 是的…
總會有些出乎意料的事，我意思是，在你控制之外的…
但是，在這壓力之下…
你要保持冷靜… 對
還要考慮下你的腳
不…我想說的話可能有點愚蠢…
我想在搶完銀行後好好睡一覺
對你來說是有點愚蠢，但對我來說這很正常
成了，抱歉，我有些緊張
沒關係，拉裏，沒什麼好緊張的
看見嗎？我的身體對刺激反應格外敏感
所有癥狀都能被偽裝，只要有合適的環境…
順便說句，這並不意味那不是真的
水太燙了
去找法夫太太
我遇到了那個女孩，我想給她留下印象，於是我說…
「想看我的手燒起來嗎？」
我打賭她從未見過這種類型的情形
而她說「那你的頭呢？」
我說「看…」 你的頭？
對，我的頭，當時我沒有合適的道具做那樣的特技
我說「不行」，但她卻不願意
手臂燒著還不夠，她還想看我的頭著火
那你怎辦？
結果我剃掉了一半的頭髮
多喝點，親愛的
很好
他回復知覺了？ 是的
因為…我們很需要他
他回復知覺了
你明白嗎？我們時間無多，這真可笑
這是心理作用
我有點神經衰弱了
夥計，我們有麻煩了，9點鐘方位有複數敵人出現
那是什麼聲音？
汽車接待處有人來了，有人在汽車接待處
早上8點就有人來？
我們該做什麼？ 什麼也別做，喂？
我對你說過，你太猴急了，多蒂根本不會多看你一眼
女人不會對你有興趣的
是警察
早上好
多蒂在哪？
誰？
受理處的女孩
哦，抱歉，是多蒂，她生病了
生什麼病？
陰道炎癥，她的陰道分泌一直不正常
這種病的通常癥狀，一般都會分泌出粘狀物質
這就是陰道炎，這經常並發，還有…
障礙排除，兄弟，你沒事吧？
棒極了
很刺激，對嗎？
是的
為何大學停車場會有那麼多車？
這裏總會有許多車，即使在早上也是如此
把美洲虎車留在這裏，不要冒險
兩周後在托諾帕見，記好了嗎？
知道了，好的，兩周
你有聽我說嗎？
他很快會對她厭煩的.
這花不了多久.走著瞧好了.
不知道.凱特是個很特別的女人.
凱特是等待"泰坦尼克號"的冰山.
有人見過凱特·惠勒嗎?
當地的警方...
正在全力搜尋...
這個失蹤的女人...
與最近一系列過夜大盜操作的...
銀行劫案間可能存在的關係.
惠勒是在聖安德裏亞銀行...
被劫前24小時失蹤的.
她的汽車在案後被發現...
被遺棄在銀行經理法夫的車輛附近.
但仍有最大的問題有待解決.
這些神秘的人到底是誰?
為了揭開這個迷底...
一組聯邦人員，被集合前去調查這些神秘事件
這個失蹤的女人，與過夜大盜間有何關係？
凱特·惠勒是被過夜大盜綁架？或她就是成員之一？
我們將繼續保持關注，這裏是特別節目「逍遙法外的罪犯」
哈維？
怎麼？
記得我對我們的舉止說過什麼嗎？
做人要低調
你覺得你做到了嗎？
你猜
真是好孩子
覺得我這鞋怎樣？
很有生命力
19號房
我們馬上就來，我要讓你們明白都幹了些什麼
恭喜你，凱特
現在你成了最有名的失蹤人口，幾乎和電視明星一樣
你過的不錯，可壞了我們
我們盡可能的保持避免引人注意
沒人見過我，我們很少離開房間
回家去
不回. 要!
喬
這由凱特決定
這是什麼意思？
放鬆些，特瑞，我們去購物了，我買了很多偽裝
你們去購物？
對，我們去購物，這有什麼大不了？
我們戴著假髮，為漫長而快樂的潛逃生活，準備了帽子
覺的怎樣？
我才不管那個，我告訴過你…
嘿，凱特去那了？
你又說笑話了
真是肉麻，你們居然當我面打情罵俏
喬，值得為她這麼做嗎？
理論上來說，女人不都是一樣嗎？
所以我很奇怪，她值得嗎？
她嘴巴裏有口水
她嘴巴裏當然有口水，誰都有，那是分泌物
她的更多
是嗎？有多少？
很多
很多？聽起來好像她腮腺上長了腫瘤，狂犬病就是由唾液傳播的
特瑞
從沒有人像她那樣吻過我，從沒有
執法官終於發現過夜大盜的真實身份
喬·布萊克與特瑞·柯林斯，於三月前從俄勒岡州立監獄逃脫
今天的節目是首次披露…
布萊克和柯林斯已被列入FBI的十大通緝名單
不僅如此，任何抓住他們的人，將獲得50萬獎金
這些現代羅賓漢式盜賊的身份，是他們成功越獄後…
最先遇到的兩位少年證實的
戴倫，那就是他們
舍利·伍茲，請等等，舍利·伍茲？
請回來 你受傷了？
那時的境況怎樣？他們有把你綁起來嗎？
沒有，他們很好，我們叫了比薩，還一起玩遊戲
請記錄下來 我們想和你談談
他們說了什麼？
是的，他們拿走了我的車
他們什麼也沒做，他們人很不錯
請退後
女士們，先生們，非常感謝你們的合作
請不要嘗試逃跑，我們會在監視器上看的一清二楚
若你們逃跑，我們會殺了你們，再次感謝你們的合作
再見，喬，再見，特瑞
這句聽來棒極了，再見，喬，再見，特瑞，你聽到了嗎？
哈維？
哈維，我們不是應該跟著他們到集合點會合嗎？
粉紅色
那女孩？ 粉紅色的鞋子
我會教你怎麼泡妞，我們走吧
她是在攔車嗎？
不 我覺得她想要搭車
我覺得我想要搭車，走吧
把車發動，走人，走吧
只有這條路嗎？
別急，我們會找到他們的，你儘管放心，小姐
他們在那，沒事了，我們找到他們了
好極了
我們還以為把你們給丟了
走吧
你實在是太可愛了
哈維，小心卡車，哈維
調度中心，請撥911，這裏發生一起事故，可能需要急救車
我認為現在的情況簡直是…
我覺得他們不該這麼開車，我不知道我們那樣開車是否正確
我是說，我們應該遵守交通規則
我們肯定是在蘇格蘭和大群羊在一起，我不知道這是怎麼回事
我們的襪子應該是… 你沒事吧？你沒事吧？
我需要一付固定脖環，你也該需要一付
你不該…我們不該那樣開車
現在我的腦裏又有了警笛聲，我可能受到腦震盪
等下，安靜
你明白嗎？ 不只你腦袋裏有那聲音
聽，那是… 你也聽見了？
對，是警察來了，我們得馬上走，我們快走
是警笛
快下來
沒錯，是真的警笛聲，你得合作點
聽我說，聽好
你立刻帶凱特離開這裏，我會拿著錢，好嗎？
我和你在一起 不行…
現在就快走
沒事吧？
和特瑞一起快離開這裏
快點
你沒事吧？
凱特，和特瑞趕快走
是警察
我知道 警察來了
和特瑞一起快走，快，別停下
我就去把她拖進波拉得的車
特瑞，凱特在那兒，帶上她
警察來了
不，我們不能走，我們不能拋下他們
別亂揮你的手臂
你聽見警笛聲嗎？我現在還聽得見，那是真的聲音嗎？
冷靜，喬知道該怎麼做
喬和波拉得現在已經走的很遠了
他的車還在這
他可以去再搞一輛，就像他可以去再找別的女人
他不會拋下我不管的
凱特，你要記住，喬不是花心大少，你沒發現嗎？
當警察過來時，你不會明白，他或者我在想什麼
他不來我就不走
隨你的便
你到底想幹嘛？
我想幹嘛？我來告訴你我想要幹嘛？
我想在短時間內從犯罪現場脫逃，那就是我想做的
我需要給自己兩三周時間，讓我的心跳回復正常
然後繼續和喬去打劫下一間銀行，那就是我的打算
好吧，我跟你一起走
有種永遠別跟著我
別逼我來求你
你真是個幸運兒
我？
全城只剩下最後一間房
沒用，我想要兩間房
那可辦不到，看到外面停的車嗎？現在是時裝節
我一輩子沒見過那麼多粉紅色，把車子噴成那顏色真是罪孽
好了，我管不了那麼多，我必須要兩間客房
你究竟還想不想要房間？
你睡了嗎？
沒有，外面那些可怕的歌聲，把我嚇到半死
你呢？
我擔心喬的情況，現在的情況
喬總是懂得怎樣找樂子，他會沒事的
他會一個人嗎？
你很瞭解喬，他就像一座博物館，他是個很專注的旅遊者
他不會寂寞的
我丈夫的接吻技術很糟糕
這很正常，怎麼糟糕法？
最開始，他帶我去看了場電影
然後他送我回家，我站在門口，等待將要發生的事情…
當他過來時，我想，是時候了…
然後他…他把嘴湊過來
把嘴巴張成這樣，張得好大
這並不好笑，我想迎合他接吻的口型
結果嘴巴張得太大，把我的下巴弄脫臼了
直到現在還隱隱作痛
聽到那聲音嗎？
好像是有，再讓我聽下好嗎？
那聲音真的很響
是的，寶貝，確實很大聲
他弄脫了我的下巴，可我還是嫁給了他
我不懂什麼是愛，現在我像是找到了真愛，可我…
我不能確認，不能
愛是一種深藏在你心中的願望，只有自己才能明白
愛情是盲目的，是瞬間的永恆
是一種值得為之犧牲的信念，還需要經過時間的考驗
對
那種厭煩的情緒，還有心靈上的傷痛
並不是愛的過程中所需要的，但我卻樂於接受
喔，小心
保重身體
祝你長命百歲
肯定會實現的
是嗎？
你…
需要我嚇唬你一下來止住噴嚏嗎？
不用，只要…
不，那很有效的
不，那沒用
別害怕
你想對我幹嘛？
我想隔離空氣流動
你在幫倒忙
天
對不起
我嚇到你了嗎？
抱歉，下手可能重了點
你流了點鼻涕，但噴嚏停了
我有食物過敏癥
和我說說
還有其他的恐懼癥
什麼樣的？
恐懼癥就像…就好像…
-什麼？ -當我還在讀高中時
總害怕會越長越小，6個月內我矮了兩英吋
-那很可怕 -特瑞，你還好好的活著
還有古董傢俱也會嚇到我
那是什麼原因？
我想那不是泛見的病例，可能只有我才有這病
哦，不…任何1950年前的物件都讓我神經過敏
是因為本傑明·迪斯雷利的頭髮
就是因為那原因，實際上我是害怕查爾斯·勞頓
黑白電影
黑白電影？
看那片子時我根本吃不下飯
天，我也一樣
知道嗎？我想互相瞭解，總比漠不關心要來得好
我以前從不這麼想，可是…
你又眨眼睛了
那只是正常反應
也許我幫你搞搞會舒服點，這樣行嗎？
兩眼之間有個神經中樞
兩眼之間？
位置就在…
-這兒？ -對
好了
真舒服…
我能幫你…
稍微偏了點，就在…現在對了
神經系統的信息傳遞，就是這個樣子
帶有一點恐懼
這信息好強大
愛與恨
這感覺好強烈
天啊
倫敦有位科學家，使用電擊去證明蟑螂是有感覺的
特瑞，你可不是蟑螂
你更像是海貍
海貍？
是好的一面
可愛的一面
我感覺自己象蟑螂
我意思是，蟑螂可以活得自由自在…
隨心所欲的給人製造麻煩
如果你是只蟑螂，那我算是什麼？
你是危險
他們來了
我們一直在擔心你們，我們一直不停地擔心
喬
歡迎回來
好想你
我們也很想你
喬，能和你單獨談談嗎？
我馬上就回來
天知道，這對我像是個震撼
這更像是個新發現…
但還是很震撼，就像震撼性的發現
我說過喜歡和凱特接吻，不是嗎？
把她讓給我，好嗎？即使你殺了我，我也不會放棄
我只想能夠在自己死前，全身心的擁有她，好嗎？
這不可能，我辦不到
為何？喬，換身邊的女人對你來說很正常
這對你有如家常便飯，你是泡妞高手
沒門
可我至今沒好好找過一個，一次也沒有，喬
我從沒體驗過這感覺，你明白她對我有多重要嗎？
知道
你同意了？你沒意見是吧？
讓凱特自己選擇，好嗎？
不…當然不行
-這是個糟糕的建議 -有問題嗎？
因為她會選擇你
你們把我當成什麼？
你們也許該打場架
那樣也行
你們索性拋硬幣來決定吧
最好是7局4勝
難道…難道你們認為這種只有依靠…
理解和體貼才能解決的複雜問題…
用這些幼稚的辦法就能獲得答案？
是的，沒辦法時只能如此
也許你是對的，凱特，你該做出選擇，自己選吧
結果會如何？你會選這位四肢發達的英雄？
還是選擇我所擁有的頭腦、感性、以及其他？
換句話說，要我還是要這傢伙
沒錯，選英俊瀟灑型的、還是神經質的？
如果我什麼都不想呢？
不想什麼？
選擇
你必須做出選擇
你說什麼？
那就是關鍵，對嗎？
我知道這樣很糟糕，相信我，我對自己有點困惑
你搶了我的女人
你將她帶走了兩周，還對她進行洗腦
洗腦，你居然對她洗腦？
我根本沒搶
你們住手好嗎？住手
住手好嗎？你把他外套弄亂了
外套？
看著我，聽我說幾句話好嗎？
我與銀行劫匪一起出逃，這是個奇怪的選擇
可我是自願的，但現在我該怎做？
我和劫匪一號睡過覺，因為他很強壯
-而且他還… -英俊
英俊，他還知道自己想要什麼
那你該退出，她是我的
我還沒說完，現在還沒有
由於出了意外情況，完全超出了我的意料…
我又和劫匪二號睡了覺
他很討人喜歡，很聰明
還像海貍般可愛
他應比自己想要的獲得更多
沒錯
人的心靈是很神秘的部分
你很清楚，那有自身的法則
我不想做出選擇，我想我辦不到
這也是對法則的背叛，選擇誰或誰
我的意思是，你們是逃犯對嗎？
那麼…
我想我也是逃犯
哈維，你該停在路盡頭的這條小巷裏
看見沒有？靠近這房子的拐角
你們都要藏在那房子裏，這有扇門
然後我抬頭，看見兩輛汽車就這樣並排開過來…
夥計們
然後他們發生了碰撞，有個紅髮女人被拖進了另一輛汽車
在加裏福尼亞的諾瓦托，這個年輕人並不知道…
他所抓拍到的就是過夜大盜，和那個失蹤婦女凱特·惠勒
在這集「逍遙法外的罪犯」專輯中
失蹤婦女的丈夫給綁架她妻子的人，錄下了以下的口信
求求你們，無論你們身在何處，請把妻子還給我
凱特，如果你正在看這節目，我想你知道
我沒事，希望你也平安無事，希望他們會善待你
你應該受善待
我下周要去西班牙
如果綁架者們想聯繫我
他們可以找我的手下，你找得到他們的
家門永遠為你敞開，那是你的歸屬
還有，家人都很想你，我想你，我想念…
他才不會知道我屬於哪裏
你屬於這裏
對，和我們在一起
日落後我們去哪裏？
去天堂 沒錯
我們買下那餐廳，將那改建成夜總會和度假村
夜總會？ 對
喬管理廳房，而我管理廚房，再去搞溫泉什麼的
那我這樣的女人在天堂做什麼呢？
不許無禮
你想做什麼就做什麼 想做什麼就做什麼？
喝雞尾酒，塗腳指甲
你仔細選，假如說，如果隨你挑，你會做什麼？
什麼都行？ 對，什麼都行
好吧
我想唱歌
唱歌？
我們需要一位歌手，夜總會裏需要歌手
我們說過的 對，是說過
你們想要… 現在想唱歌嗎？
你們想聽嗎？
來吧
好吧 來吧
開始吧
這很老，但是首好歌
我漫步在街頭，淚水悄悄落下
每次我們相見，形同陌路…
讓自己相信，不讓你看見我的淚，讓我獨自心痛
每次當我見到你，我就無法抑制淚水
繼續走下去，不要停止
繼續走下去
你感覺如何？
今晚我有點心神不寧，先是心跳加速，然後是頭暈
有些站立不穩，再後來是一隻耳朵失聰了
我不是這意思
凱特，有人歡喜有人憂
我不知我是哪一種
特瑞，我不會離開你
真的嗎？ 是的
晚安 晚安？
這不是留下，這是離去，你要去哪？
敲門用的暗號正確嗎？
對，完全正確
分開的時候我真的很想你
晚安
說起你的頭痛，我兄弟阿爾伯特就有這病
是偏頭痛嗎？ 不，是腦瘤
整年來他一直聞到焦羽毛的味道
你開玩笑吧？ 不，他那腫瘤壓迫住了神經
嗅覺神經
嗅覺神經，對，就是那個，顯然那會影響嗅覺
焦羽毛的味道？
對，很怪，不是嗎？
他就一直聞到那味道嗎？
所有時間，全天24小時
焦羽毛，棒極了
還有其他癥狀嗎？
天，我就知道有這天
你們是電視上那些傢伙…是過夜大盜
我想我已經成人質了，別呆在那，進來吧
好戲開場了，快進來吧
老天
能幫我個忙嗎？幫我看看我的瞳孔是否相同？
它們大小有不同嗎？它們還是相同嗎？
我不是醫生
幫個忙吧
好吧，右邊的瞳孔看來是要小點
上帝保佑，別這麼和我說
是你叫我看的
你有聞到焦羽毛的味道嗎？
沒有
腦腫瘤，我就知道我有
什麼？ 那邊那個傢伙…
他說我的瞳孔大小不一
你在開玩笑吧
天
先是我的兄弟，現在又是你？
老天
粉紅色
哈維
你說「不行」是什麼意思？
不行就是不行，對罪犯不需要有禮貌
我不會開保險箱，我不會把錢交給你們
我們身上可有武器
你們不會傷及無辜的，喬，誰都知道這點
我沒法子了，你呢？
該死
那隨便給我們點錢，我們總要撐點面子
政府可對我們下了百萬美元的懸賞
喬？
到那邊去，回那邊去
你這是要幹嘛？這是我的銀行
你最好解釋清楚
噢，是那失蹤的女人，我幾乎都忘了
外面有警察
哈維去哪了？ 我不知道
你乖乖到那邊去好嗎？夫人
小心
那兒有個警察
請問洗手間在哪？
就在後面，那還提供家用的毛巾
真不敢相信
很抱歉打擾您，卡沃爾太太
可現在已經過了8點，你還沒有開門
我想你是不是忘了，所以過來看看
埃德佳，你人真好，我現在就去準備
說起來，我想…
我想是不是能順便取點現金
當然行，來了就進來吧
過來吧，警官，這邊走
謝謝
你好
給我取50元好嗎？
你們非常成功，你覺得那歸功於什麼？
是勇氣，那起了很大的作用
這是500元，你多給了好幾百
銀行出錯你還不喜歡
這並不好笑
還要出人意料
真有趣，我好像在什麼地方見過你
可能我的長相太普通吧，我長了張大眾臉
我這樣的相貌隨處可見
管他的，謝謝你，卡沃爾太太
祝你工作順利
好了 快走吧
等等，我忘了拿眼鏡
快走 來了
該死
來吧
怎麼了？ 鑰匙在特瑞身上
特瑞
過來，進警察的車裏去
他們去了哪？
往那邊跑了
可能現在到外面了
停下…停下，警方徵用車輛
追上前面那輛警車，快，跟上去，快…
我們不該把他拋在那兒
我們幫不了他
換了是你，他一定會回去
你先別那麼肯定
喬，我們說的是特瑞，你忘了特瑞這個朋友嗎？
對，就是他們
看到了波拉得
戴倫，我必須向你坦白，搶劫並不是那麼難
走進銀行，開口要錢，然後出來
聽著，我並不想趕你走
但現在這時候，你還是趁早逃跑為好
過吧，快點
快帶他走，把那放下
來吧，快走，錢財乃身外之物
謝謝
開車要小心
快走
總部，這是林肯六街，這裏發生一起持槍劫案…
難道西部的警察還不夠多…
所以你幫他們在後面窮追我們？
你對這次打劫無功而返不滿意嗎？
我並不是故意的
這並不是關鍵
問題是你是危險人物，你反應遲鈍，頭腦愚笨
你被解雇了 沒門，我自己退出
哈維 隨他去吧
他是對的
我並不適合搶銀行，我是特技演員
另外，你們並不需要我，你們有凱特
是嗎？
是的
我退出
你差點把送我們回監獄，哈維
我很抱歉，喬
或許到墨西哥再見了
好吧
真是好車
不是我的，我偷來的
你要去哪？
好萊塢
去幹嘛？
我是特技演員
想和我一起去嗎？
不想
特瑞？ 怎麼？
還記得我告訴過你，我的兄弟患了腦腫瘤…
然後他整天聞到焦羽毛的味道嗎？
這讓我很難忘懷
但他從未放棄，直到生命的盡頭
喬？
我很清楚他的感覺
晚安，喬
你們這些傢伙，你們一起合作那麼久
你們認為互相之間還是好朋友嗎？
當然是 絕對是朋友
人們常說盜賊之間沒有信任
完全錯了，不是嗎？喬
大錯特錯
戴倫，那情形就像是路易斯和克拉克
你就像路易斯…
他迷失在…他在非洲原始叢林中迷路了
然後克拉克，艾爾·克拉克，好像他是叫這名字
他毅然拋下手頭的事情，回去找他
他去找路易斯，知道那是為了什麼？
因為他們之間的那種友誼
拜託，喬，是斯坦利與利文斯通，不是路易斯和克拉克
路易斯和克拉克，是講他們在印第安女人幫助下…
找到了去西北大陸的通道
但你把… 但他們總算是朋友，對嗎？
他們當然是
他在問我們關於友誼的事情
你不用老挑我話裏的刺
對不起，你說的對
你沒睡覺
我睡不著，我想也許你和我可以去外面走走
喬在哪？
他睡著了，睡的很香
特瑞？
真睡的很香，我們可以去外面走走，那邊有個酒吧
我們隨便找個地方坐坐，喝點睡前飲料什麼的
現在有點晚了，你覺的呢？
不，現在還早呢，那樣才是生活
就假裝這是你生命中最重要的時刻，好嗎？
好吧，我去穿件外套
好
我喜歡這首歌
事實上我從未聽過
我就隨便按了個A1，只是忽然心血來潮
不過這是首好歌，我連放了六遍
跟我一起走吧，凱特，求你了
我們一起坐進車裏，然後就一直開啊開…
開到完美之地去，我們就在那兒，想待多久就待多久
然後再回到車上，再繼續開啊開…
直到找到另一個完美之處
我只是…我說這話是不是突然了點？
這太瘋狂了
我沒有
我想來點威士忌
給我來杯威士忌好嗎？
再來杯伏特加，還有一杯牛奶
牛奶能熱一下嗎？
問題真是一團糟
真希望我沒有腦腫瘤
特瑞
玩的怎樣？
喬
玩的開心嗎？
不怎麼開心
你一個人嗎？
沒事吧？
我的嘴唇出了點問題
沒有麻木吧？
是有點麻木
喬，我以為你睡著了
對，是睡著了
他醒過來了
有人想跳舞嗎？
我不想跳，你陪凱特跳吧？
我可不行 去吧…
我的舞技不行
來吧…特瑞？
和她跳吧 我的手臂失去知覺了
我不想跳，凱特
凱特已經穿好了舞裙
去那邊跳舞吧
你沒事吧？ 盡情開心吧
你沒事吧？ 是的，我沒事
你連站都站不穩
沒事，過會就好了
事實上，我腳下輕飄飄的
對
我跳的很不錯
你也不錯，你是舞池皇后
小心些，特瑞
這麼美的歌
和我跳舞吧，凱特，你該多做舞蹈運動
快樂嗎？ 你怎麼了？親愛的
介意我打擾一下嗎？
沒關係，我幾乎喘不過氣來
你不覺得我們應該… 他會沒事的
讓他休息會就行了
你們當然可以…
來吧，和我跳舞
跟我走吧，凱特，我們坐進一輛車，然後一直開啊開
那是個好主意
那墨西哥的事情呢？
那裏可以慢慢再去
那特瑞怎辦？
特瑞的事也可以慢慢來，來吧
我很困惑
困惑什麼？
一切
那就稍微和我出去會，來吧
我點了熱牛奶 什麼？
我給特瑞點了熱牛奶，我給他點了牛奶
我得瞧瞧特瑞的情況
你沒事吧？
我給你點了牛奶，這有助於睡眠
我對乳糖過敏
什麼？
乳糖過敏
你有乳糖過敏？
會導致嚴重腹洩
嚴重腹洩，好吧
我在外面走廊裏等你
凱特，你有聞到焦羽毛的味道嗎？
焦羽毛？
喬的哥哥阿爾伯特，他就聞到那種氣味，是腦腫瘤引起的
喬根本沒有哥哥
我右身癱瘓了
右身癱瘓？這也是喬和你說的？你還有知覺嗎？
我當然有知覺，很痛
喬沒有兄弟？
沒兄弟 那阿爾伯特呢？
根本沒這個人
那焦羽毛什麼的，根本就是在說謊？
對
你肯定嗎？ 非常肯定
喬去哪了？
就在外面
喬，我一直在考慮
我也是
我在想，其實我根本沒腦腫瘤，因為你從來就沒有兄弟
我能走了，看到了嗎？喬，看著我，我正圍著你在走
朋友之間需要坦誠相待…你不總是這麼說的嗎？
是你先騙我的 我沒有
你先騙我的
沒有，該死的
那去天堂的事怎辦？
我才不管什麼天堂，我現在就走
那我也走，好嗎？你滿意了？
少了我，你連一周也混不下去
我還有凱特
要帶走她，除非我死
那很痛，你這個蠢蛋
你咬我 住手
你打我 你們住手好嗎？
天，快結束吧
必須有人要死，希望是他
不，這是我們大家的事
我不想看見你們這樣，我實在看不下去
我寧願看見你們被關在監獄，至少你們不會互相傷害
是的，我明白全是我的錯
只是我太…是我太自私了，但我…
我從未面臨這樣的處境
我…我無法從你們之中作出選擇
我們難道不能分享愛情嗎？我知道這聽來有些不同尋常
但如果我們就只能這麼去愛呢？
知道我為何難以選擇嗎？
因為只有結合你們兩個，那才是完美的男人
凱特
凱特，我們不會是要…是嗎？
對
對不起
都結束了
凱特…
好大，不是嗎？
只是間銀行而已
真大
對，真大
是他們，他們來這了
凱特·惠勒可能在最初是被作為人質…
可現在有跡象表明，她的行為越來越像銀行劫匪
這話真荒謬，這麼說對她太不公平了
她只是一個「紅色八爪女」
若你要這麼說，「紅色八爪女」最後還是被送進了監獄
那是個錯誤
抱歉，有個長途
等等
別現在就說你愛她
我們都愛她，她知道的
快聽…
我想你，喬也想你
我想說我們都想你，一樣的想，我們倆一樣的想你
你好嗎？
我們經過了仔細的考慮
我也經過了仔細的考慮
你考慮了什麼？
我不能再這麼活下去，這是最重要的
你來說
全是我們的錯，我們會負全責，全部
是真的，絕對是真的
問題不在於是誰錯，不再重要了
讓我和她說
聽我說，要是我能告訴你解決的辦法呢？
只要再干票大的，只要一次，漂亮又安全的
我不想聽這個
不…我們不搞花樣，不再過夜搶劫
我們會大搖大擺走進去，亮出槍，然後開始搶錢…
你們會明搶？
我們全計劃好了
不，我不會讓你們那麼做，不，別這麼干
這主意糟透了
凱特…聽我說
這計劃很可行
喬·布萊克與特瑞·柯林斯的懸賞金額
已上升到了100萬美金
問題是現在這兩個人，還能逍遙多久
所有人都熟悉他們的面容…
早上好 你好嗎？進去吧
來吧，快走
快走，小矮子
天，這些傢伙來這做什麼？
閉嘴
我們走 好吧…
過來，你也是
站到我們面前
行了
各位晚上好，我是戴倫·海德，歡迎收看「逍遙法外的罪犯」
今晚我們獻上的是非常有趣而精彩的採訪
如果你正對著電視，你會發現我不在節目製作室中
今晚的節目是在我家中錄製的
著名的過夜大盜喬·布萊克和特瑞·柯林斯正坐在我身邊
他們想要澄清關於凱特·惠勒的誤會
我要向你們澄清，向美國的公眾…
以及遍及全國的執法機關…
凱特·惠勒從未參與我們的搶劫活動
她是我們的人質，她是被脅迫的人質
她從未涉及其中
女士們，先生們，早上好，我們是銀行劫匪
我是凱特·惠勒
把手都舉起來，銀行經理在哪？
很好，先生，請跟我來
所有人都不許動
到那邊角落去
坐下
我並不認識他們
他們帶有武器，是危險人物，我想這次他們想玩真的了
我要與他們接觸
特別行動組嚴陣以待，直升機在上空盤旋
這就是目前阿拉莫信貸銀行前的情景
通了
讓我告訴你，我是喬·布萊克
你不會活捉我們的，明白嗎？
我們要安全到達伯班克機場，在那給我們準備好飛機
不要再打電話來了，按我吩咐的去做
你永遠不會活捉我們
「你不會活捉我們？」
沒錯
真是好主意，喬，不如直接打死你一個如何？
很高興你把我也算上了…
我們就這樣一同面對，你招來所謂的「槍林彈雨」
老實說，我覺得你蠢透了
軍方已經派人員到達這裏，特別行動組已經就位
直升機在上空盤旋
如果你留意我身後，你能看見喬·布萊克和特瑞·柯林斯
他們就在銀行裏，人質仍未獲救
全體人員各就各位
我已經厭倦了逃亡，特瑞
我也是，但我有個更好的主意
我會丟掉武器，高舉雙手出去…
老實回到聯邦監獄去，凱特想我們這麼做
我不會讓你這麼做 是嗎？要是我不給你這機會呢？
大家穩住，稍等一下
把槍放下 是你逼我的
我逼你？ 對，是你逼我的
那這算是什麼？你自己沒有判斷力嗎？
這時候我不想再說廢話了，喬
疑犯開始持槍對峙
把槍放下
別再胡思亂想了
別拿槍指著他
從這出去，先生，你們也全出去
不許動
有人質出來了，那是人質
銀行好像有人出來了，有人從銀行裏出來了
喬·布萊克和特瑞·柯林斯就在那
不許出去，把門關上
裏面開火了
你用槍打我
臭雜種
天
注意，疑犯開始互相開槍
狗雜種
好，輪到特瑞了，準備
大家穩住，紅隊，靜觀形勢
好了，散彈鎗要射中特瑞了
按
棒極了
疑犯倒在了裏面
鼓掌歡呼吧
紅隊，快上
保護人質
她要幹嘛？ 來吧，讓我們過去
真是難以置信，喬·布萊克和特瑞·柯林斯死了
很難確認他們是死於警察槍下，或是互毆致命
凱特·惠勒好像站在台階上，她暈倒了
要是你下周接著收看本節目
你將會知道，凱特·惠勒就是改變過夜大盜們命運的人
快找人來看看惠勒太太，快去
她被抬出來了，快給她個鏡頭，就在那兒
惠勒太太，你暈倒在台階上，你受到打擊嗎？發生了什麼？
是的，我完全受到了打擊
惠勒太太，是你向警方舉報這次搶劫嗎？
對，是我，但這些…本來不該發生
我本想制止他們的
早上好，陽光
把袋子打開
來吧，快點
幹的漂亮
我們離開這兒吧
走吧，拿上錢，快點
走吧，離開這
天 快走開
要爆炸了，快跑開
要爆炸了
市區今天又出一樁頭條新聞
運送匪徒屍體的車爆炸了
顯然，屍體已隨著爆炸化為灰燼，完全無法辨認了
喬·布萊克與特瑞·柯林斯，就此灰飛煙滅
為天堂乾杯
為我們乾杯
你們最好等等我，因為我還要去取防曬油和百萬美元的賞金
過夜大盜的悲劇就此結束，但真的結束了嗎？
喬和特瑞吸引了整個國家的注意
由於他們的死亡，這故事變為了一段傳奇
布萊克和柯林斯不是英雄，他們也從未想成為英雄
採訪後，有人問我「他們究竟是怎樣的人？」
我和所有人一樣所知不多，他們搶銀行
他們錯誤地綁架了一個女人，然後又反目成仇，內訌致死
其餘只剩下謠傳和思索，成了民間故事的素材
最終，這也許就是他們想要的
我是戴倫·海德，下周「逍遙法外的罪犯」時間再見
畫面漸暗
早該如此了
通過神聖的婚禮結合，由上帝和這些人們見證
發誓分享他們的愛，發誓分享他們的一切
交換戒指，成為夫婦
新郎可以吻新娘了
先生們，你們為何不從頭說起？
你們是怎麼認識的？
那時我們一起舉重，然後就很平常的交換香煙
特瑞以為自己生了闌尾炎
然後他認為自己又有敗血癥，而我那時在醫務室工作
體檢說是敗血癥，可其實不是…
不管怎樣，有天晚上在醫務室我聽到怪聲…
戴倫，那聲音就像…
就像是貓發怒時叫的那種
就是那種小聲音
有件事情是我們總要提醒自己，在事前總是準備充分
對嗎？總是好像面面俱到
當然，當你做了完善的準備…
就好像對所有突發情況，都胸有成竹，對嗎？
然後在真正的意外來臨之時，你就會手足無措
因為你根本不會預計到
所有人都會看見這卷帶子，凱特·惠勒現在也成了名人
你們為何要出面澄清凱特·惠勒是無辜，和說出你們的立場呢？
我想那女孩極端厭惡我們
不管是我們搶銀行的行為，還是我們的人品
她討厭我們，一直討厭我們
我們沒有任何關係…
從我們最初見面開始就一直如此
你們從不害怕嗎？我意思是，這行當是如此危險
我對危險免疫，我樂於面對危險
我對危險根本不屑一顧，冷笑至之
就像那樣子「怕什麼？來吧」，我就是這樣的
你知道要做到什麼嗎？你必須得有鋼鐵般的意志
我就有這樣的素質，我像初生牛犢一樣勇敢
當你到了那裏，就有種刺激感開始…
你笑什麼？
你免疫
我是免疫，我對危險免疫.
你百毒不侵~ ?1
Joe Blake and Terry Collins.
This is lieutenant McCormick...
...of the Los Angeles Police Department.
Put down your weapons and come out of the bank...
...with your hands in the air.
"One last big heist."
What a great idea!
Yeah, Joe knows best.
Yes, siree.
Joe knows exactly what he's doing.
Exactly what he's doing.
What is Joe getting me?
Stuck in a bank called The Alamo...
...surrounded by the entire Los Angeles Police Department.
Look out there!
Remember now people.
These guys haven't been prone to violence yet, in any of these incidents.
So, everybody just stay real calm. All right?
Joe Black and Terry Collins have finally met their match.
I think they're running out of luck very quickly.
They're gonna need more tricks up their sleeves than Siegfried & Roy...
...if they think they're gonna get out of this one.
If you're just turning in, we're in front of the Alamo Savings and Loans...
right here in Century City.
The place looks like a war zone.
The troops are moving in here...
...the SWAT team is moving in, the helicopters...
Lao Tzu says, that even the softest of things...
...can pass through a horse like invisible water.
Thank you for that completely useless bit of information, Joe.
You know what your problem is? Huh?
My problem? Yeah.
I'm trapped like a rat!
Destined for an early grave.
Kate Wheeler.
You remember Kate.
Traitor...
...liar...
...queen of double-cross...
...empress of deceit.
Hey, duchess.
I get your point. OK?
Oh, do you Joe?
Do you really?
Because as I recall, I remember warning you...
...in the strongest language possible
...that taking on a full time hostage was an error of epic proportion.
- We had no choice. OK? - Yes, we did!
Shoot her, and burry her body in the woods. That was a choice.
Hey! You brought her in! I recall that!
You know what? If we had let her go...
...she would have gone right to the cops. OK?
Joe, look outside.
She did.
That's exactly what she did.
Kate Wheeler is gonna get the thanks of a grateful nation.
Not to mention a sizeable reward.
We've got shots fired in the location.
Good evening everybody, I'm Darren Head...
...and tonight we have an incredible story for you.
It's a story that's part soap opera, part crime drama.
A story of betrayal and greed.
It's part Bonnie and Clyde...
...it's part Barnum and Bailey.
It's a story of Joe Blake and Terry Collins...
...the most successful bank robbers...
...in the history of the United States.
Now, shortly before the bloody shoot-up that took their lives...
...I had the opportunity to interview these men in an exclusive interview...
...when they broke into my house...
...and, by gunpoint, made me tell their story...
...from their point of view.
Now, the reason I bring this up, is that the footage you're about to see...
...was shot on a home video camera by my personal assistant, Julio.
So, it's a little shaky and a little wobbly...
...not exactly professional.
Now, what happened in the wide range of exchange, is Blake and Collins...
...revealed to me for the first time anywhere...
...the inside story, of the daring robberies...
...that made themselves famous.
24 hours later, Blake and Collins were dead.
Now, we have an exclusive... OK.
Again.
24 hours later, Blake and Collins were dead.
So, tonight, on a very special edition...
...of "Criminals at Large"...
...the inside story, the true story...
...of the "Sleep-Over Bandits".
And... fade to black.
That was great, guys. I wanna keep that one. All right.
You got it. We'll use that one.
It's ridiculous.
If it's not that, it's another.
It's downright unethical...
Nobody wants us to eat this crap.
Hey, Joe! Joe!
May I have a word with you, please?
Hey, Joe! It's a violation of my civil rights.
That's what it is.
Cruel and unusual punishment...
...expressly forbidden by the Constitution, you hear?
Prison is supposed to be cruel and unusual, Terry.
That's the whole idea.
That's not what I'm talking about.
What are you talking about?
Garlic.
Warden Cater has banned the sale of fresh garlic in the commissary...
...because he doesn't like the smell.
You see Joe, it's like a... ... it's a miracle drug.
High blood pressure, and arthritis, and cancer...
...emphysema, allergies, anything.
Garlic is the first line of defense. Always.
Hold on one second, mate.
Do you hear what I'm saying?
And I got symptoms.
I don't care what that doctor says.
Maybe now it's not a good time to talk about garlic?
Hey, Joe. You know. Don't worry about it.
Once you come down on that ring...
...don't... don't do what I think you're gonna do. Please!
You remember what I told you, right Joe?
Don't... don't... don't do the...
You really chipped my tooth, Mario.
Joe, for God's sake. Joe!
Joe, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Joe! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Joe! Joe, anger management.
Anger mana... Joe!... Joe! Joe! Joe!
Anger management!
Joe! Calm down.
Breathe.
Have you read the Tao?
Sorry?
You know, that guy, Lao...
Lao Tzu.
Now, here you go. Lao Tzu.
You know Joe, I've begged you to stay out of the library.
You've begged me to work on my anger management.
Yeah, well, medication's quicker.
It's much more effective.
You know what?
I would like to sleep in a comfortable bed tonight.
And to have me a cheeseburger...
...French fries...
...big old chocolate milk-shake for dinner.
Ancient Chinese wisdom?
No, just hungry.
I definitely chipped my tooth.
For the love of God...
Does no one else hear that infernal ringing?
Oh, yes. Sure. Go ahead and laugh.
But according to the latest research...
...Tinnitus, which is what they call it, that's what I've got in my ear...
...I don't make this shit up, is an actual disease.
Go ahead and laugh.
Play basketball, have fun.
In the mean time, I've got goddamn Quasimodo going off in my head.
Bell tower, you understand me?
I got a bell tower in my head!
Hey, you're the driver of this thing?
Yeah.
Pretty easy to drive, is it?
Pretty easy.
Joe?
Oh, my God Joe! What are you doing in a cement truck?
Joe? Joe!?
Joe, what am I doing?
What am I doing?
Why are we in a concrete thing...
...getting shot at?
Just keep your head down!
Take it down!
Joe! Jesus Christ! Straight ahead is a truck!
- How long have you been planning this? - It just sort of came up.
Hang on to something!
Deer!
Plastic.
Don't you think we should be looking for a road?
Joe?
Stop. Stop, please.
Madam.
We're gonna need to borrow your car.
You are?
Yes. Would you just leave it for a second, please?
Come on. Here you go. Very nice.
Thank you.
It's a really lovely dress.
Thank you.
Come on.
Thank you! Get in the car.
- Ma'am? - Yes?
Don't forget your purse.
Thank you.
OK. First things first. We need... What do we need?
We need clothes...
...we need money...
...place to hide...
We'd better get a new car pretty quick.
I don't feel good about driving up Main Street...
...wearing clothes that say "inmate".
Do you know what I mean?
And why are we stopping here?
This is where they keep the cash.
The cash!?
Hey! Stupid!
What cash?
Didn't you say something about needing money?
Oh, yeah. But I mean not right now.
Look, Joe.
Let's just discuss this for a minute.
I mean, I know that money's on the list...
...but it's not at the top of the list.
- Bingo. - Bingo, what?
What do you mean, "Bingo"?
Are you gonna knock-over a bank with a "magic marker"?
I mean, what are you gonna do? Write on them?
We don't even have a plan.
You have to have some kind of plan to rob a bank.
We're wearing matching damn uniforms that say "inmate" on them.
Unless these people are blind, I don't think this is gonna work.
Do you understand?
Don't move.
Take out your gun, thumb an middle finger on the butt...
...hand it to me slowly.
Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be out of your lane in just a second.
No phone calls, no alarms, please!
Cash doors, open!
Take a bag, fill it with cash!
Cash, please!
Ma'am, is there any other cash in the back?
No.
Don't touch that phone, sir!
Are you sure? Don't touch that!
- Are you telling me the truth? - I'm telling you the truth.
You look very honest.
Quickly, please! Thank you! Thank you!
He made, he made no plan whatsoever for this.
Here we go! Put that right in there.
I'll take it.
Thank you! Thank you!
I'll take that! Here we go!
OK. Thank you very much.
There's just never enough time when you're working.
Thank you for your cooperation!
No phone calls! No alarms!
Here we go! Come on!
Take this.
Sir! In case you need to highlight anything!
Here we go! Let's go!
Hey! Hey! Stop! Stop!
- Hey! Ho! Ho, ho! Ho! - What?
Sir? I need to borrow your car.
Take the bus, asshole.
Hey! Come on! This car!
Let's go! No, no! This car! This!
Have the gun?
No.
Goddamn it! Hold it!
Come on. Stop it. Act regular.
Chest pain, left arm a little numb...
...accelerated heart beats, spots.
I'm actually seeing spots.
Hang on. Hang on. Hang on!
Out! Out! Out! Out! Out!
Hey Terry, come here.
It's all right.
May I, please, go back to prison?
Not yet.
Oh, shit!
What's your name?
Cheri.
Zip up your pants, Cheri.
You too.
I'm Phil.
So, where's your mom, Cheri?
My mom doesn't live here anymore.
And your dad?
Oh, he's fishing for the weekend.
So your dad left you here all alone.
Oh, no, he thinks I'm at a friend's house.
And how about you, scooter?
I told my folks I had a soccer trip.
Lie to your parents?
You're kidding, right?
No, I'm not kidding.
I'm sorry...
...who are you, guys?
Hey, you're inmates.
What'd you say your name was?
Phil!?
Do you think there's something funny about being an inmate, Phil?
We're bank robbers, OK?
So, what's on our mind?
Paraiso del Mar.
Paraiso?
Paradise.
My uncle owns this little hotel, on the water, about 100 miles south of Acapulco.
That's Mexico.
Right. That's where they keep Acapulco, Terry.
But I have sanitation issues, Joe.
We'll buy the hotel, turn in into a night-club and resort...
...I could wear a tuxedo, sell margaritas to the tourists...
We could have some fun.
You'd do that!?
I mean, you and me.
Yeah.
Partners?
Partners.
Tuxedos and margaritas?
Good, right?
Yeah.
I could run the kitchen, you could work the room...
It's a high-risk business, but, considering the alternatives...
I think that sounds really good.
Just have one question. How do we pay for it?
Well...
...we are bank robbers.
So, where is it?
Below my belt and above my knees.
No. You know what I mean.
You're gonna get us killed.
Maybe I'll save the day.
We'll both be rich and famous and on TV.
I think there's a way to do it right.
I'm sure of it.
So, where is it?
In daddy's closet, behind the golf clubs.
All right, I'm going.
What's the biggest problem, every time you rob a bank?
Getting caught?
Exactly.
There's guards to shoot at you...
...there's tellers to hit alarms...
...there's customers to get in the way, right?
You're right.
You need to control the environment.
No guards, no tellers, no customers.
Yeah, but if you work at night...
...you still gotta deal with the alarms.
But we don't work at night.
When you do it? Holidays?
No.
We do it with the bank manager...
in the morning, with the bank manager's keys and the bank manager's vault codes.
Because we kidnap him the night before.
I mean, think about it.
We pick a town, we pick a bank...
...we find out who's in charge...
...we pay him a little visit...
...we spend the night with him, like we are here...
...the next morning we all go to work together...
...before anybody else gets there...
...we take the money and run.
Tuxedos and margaritas, Joe, just like you said.
Life will be like one big sunset.
Wanna se something neat?
Aim the shotgun at me.
What?
Aim it at me.
Freeze!?
Pretty good.
But first you gotta pump a shell into the chamber.
Like this.
Neat.
Conversation is over, all right?
Well, I feel good in this color...
...I've always liked this kind of color.
But you boned me on the pants, Joe.
It's really not fair. It's a low blow.
I picked those pants out for me, I laid them out.
I specifically chose those.
Well, well! Look at you, gentlemen!
Are the clothes all right?
Are we looking spiffy in plaid!
He likes plaid.
Oh! Two sugars, right?
Thank you very much.
Cheri, we're gonna have to borrow Phil's car.
Oh! That's OK. He doesn't mind.
The hell I don't.
It's a new transmission.
So, where are we headed?
Rufus.
Where's Rufus?
It's up the road a little ways.
What's at Rufus?
Pollard...
Harvey Pollard.
What?
Oh, you feel the need to shoot?
Well, go ahead, and shoot then.
Oh, you feel the need to shoot?
Well, go ahead, and shoot then.
What the hell?
Feel the need...
Hey!
Ho, dog!
Joe!?
Joe!
What's up? I thought you were still in...
No, no. No. Got out early.
Terry...
...say hello to my cousin, Harvey Pollard.
Glad to know you.
Any friend of Joe's, man...
Was that, Harry?
Terry...
Well, those are wicked pants!
So, what are you doing? Working?
Special effects.
Well, stunt work primarily.
Well, mostly training right now.
Damn squibs don't fire.
We're looking for somebody that can handle a car.
Well, I can do that! Why?
Banks.
You're fooling me.
Well, hell, Joe, I'm just the man you're looking for.
You want a beer?
- Yeah, I'll take a beer. - OK.
Timer malfunction.
Drop!
I'm gonna get a beer.
He's honest, and he falls real good.
Me, I wanna make a name for myself with fire.
I've been practicing with gels, you know, mostly on my hands...
...but I need a suit.
Harvey, speaking of the job...
Never wondered why a man sets himself on fire...
...and jumps off the top of a 12 story building?
Gosh, no, I didn't, Harv!
Women love a man who loves danger.
You guys were talking before about the "front" man, you kept mentioning this guy...
Will you explain to the people at home and to me...
...what exactly the "front man" does and who he is?
Well, well, Darren...
The front man handles pretty much everything else except robbing the bank.
He... he rents the rooms...
...he gets the supplies, the food that, you know, we would eat...
...he drives the getaway car...
Right.
Joe and I maintain, what you call, a "low profile".
Right.
If the front man is never seen in a bank, we're never seen out of one.
And... I plotted all the banks that we robbed...
...from Oregon to California... - Right
Our first bank on the list was the Oregon City Bank.
So, the schedules, and the routines, and the bank guards, the tellers...
...we got it all down.
But mostly, we watched our first hostage.
Darryl Miller, the bank president, didn't know it yet...
...but he was about to spend the night with the "Sleep-Over Bandits".
Wow.
That sounded good, right?
Yeah, it's pretty...
Didn't know it yet, but he was about to spend the night with the "Sleep-Over Bandits".
Yes, it's very newsworthy.
Look! It's his job, all right? I asked...
...I asked him to get me a good mustache...
and he gets me something that looks like it came out of a cracker-jack box.
This is not about the mustache.
We've got to work.
Well, he's got you a nice wig.
Look at you! You look great!
Yeah! Have you noticed the burns? They're kinda flappin'.
Hon, can you get the door?
Everybody, dinner in a half hour!
Howdy.
We're here to rob your goddamn bank.
Now, just get in there.
It's OK, mummy.
The important thing, here...
The important thing...
...is that we spend a quiet night together...
...and then, tomorrow morning, bright and early...
...we all go down to the bank together, and...
It's really a reasonable proposition, if you think about it.
Sure.
Whatever you say.
That's the spirit.
Stop playing with your food, Erika.
But it's too long.
Here.
Next time I want you to try to wrap it round your fork just like daddy does.
Cut mine, mom.
Just a second, hon.
The sauce is too wet.
It's not too wet.
Yes, it is. The sauce is too wet.
You know, actually Ms. Miller, this sauce is quite terrific.
- It's brilliant. - Isn't it?
I hate it.
Thank you.
What time is the vault set for?
7:30.
- Tomato/lemon? - Yes.
Lemon zest, oregano, a little cream...
See, I cook a little.
Keys?
Two.
I have one...
...the operations officer has the other one.
There's something in here I can't identify, though.
Is it basil?
No.
Rosemary? No! Don't tell me!
Don't tell me!
Is not that big of a deal.
It's saffron.
Yes.
Yes, it's saffron.
Bingo! I knew it!
You know, sometimes I put a little sugar in mine.
It cuts the acidity.
Pss pss pss... Sugar!
Thank you. I'll try to remember that.
Little tricks, you know.
Wanna see something cool that I can do?
Sure.
Monica!
What?
We've got guests...
Sort of.
Do you think you're gonna fool anybody in that getup?
I mean, you look like Neil Young in that...
What was that album?
"After The Horses" or...
That was "After The Gold Rush" and that's not that one.
It's the one where he's leaning against the tree in the snow.
Or whatever. That's what I was actually going for.
Going out of the bank is almost as important as getting into it.
The hostages were kept under the strictest possible guard...
...to prevent escape or alarm of any type, you see.
You see, we had to bring their kids along...
...the Miller children.
Butane?
Copy this. Butane.
You're all clear and ready to rock and roll.
Please, turn the music down.
I can't hear a word you said.
"Clear and ready to rock and roll!"
Thank you.
Hey, girls. You just stay right here.
Everybody should be here in ten minutes.
What's the "All clear"?
What's that?
Washington, on the inside.
What?
George Washington.
When it's all clear, he's facing in.
Make "All clear", Darill.
Cool.
Three more.
Good morning.
Good morning, Darill.
Good morning, ladies.
Is this a joke?
No, ma'am.
This is a bank robbery.
Hurry it up.
It's not a parade. Come on.
All righty then.
Just have seat with everybody else...
It's not gonna take long.
Monica?
I have to go to the bathroom.
No more juice boxes, Cloe. OK?
If it weren't the fact that the kids had bladders the size of humming birds...
...yeah, we would've been done.
Well, they drank a lot of juice, Frank.
One of these days you're gonna get caught.
It's a really dangerous job. Aren't you a bit scared?
And afraid?
When you know danger the way we do...
I know it like an animal, like a wild animal.
You know what they called me in jail?
No, I don't.
The Panther.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for your cooperation.
Please, make no attempt to escape...
...because we will be monitoring the police scanners, and we'll kill you if you do.
When you're a well-done machine you exude danger.
Sure.
People fear you...
...they fear your presence...
The gun really is secondary.
Thank you.
Now listen.
We go separate ways...
...two weeks from today we meet in Klamath Falls.
Right. Now, you take this map. It's on there.
I wanna go with Joe.
You can't do that.
You can't. They're looking for two men.
And that's why we're splitting up...
...going solo, as planned.
What am I supposed to do for two weeks?
You stay out of trouble. Try that!
What about the minivan?
You leave it here.
But I like the minivan. It's roomy.
I appreciate that but, as it's a stolen minivan...
...it's probably better that you leave it here.
Let's go. We gotta go. Come on.
And what about my money?
Here's yours, right there.
We split it three ways. Nothing fancy.
I'm buying me a fire suit. First thing.
I bet I can mail order one out of L.A.
Way to go. Good job, man!
You too, buddy!
Be careful.
Be careful. Stay out of trouble.
What are you gonna buy with your shares?
Paradise.
Two weeks, Klamath Falls.
Be careful.
Joe Blake and Terry Collins.
This is lieutenant McCormick...
...from the Los Angeles Police Department.
Put down your weapons and come out of the bank...
...with your hands in the air.
This could be a bad time, but I just wanna point out...
...that I did warn you that, that woman was gonna be the ruin of us.
Right. Understood.
But, as our future looks rather bleak and miserable...
...I suggest we figure out what got us here in the first place.
Which brings us back to that woman.
"The most common symptom of Vaginitis...
...is an abnormal vaginal discharge, often..."
"Probably from an allergic reaction to mites."
Out of gas.
Shit.
What is that smell?
It's a gratin of Florence fennel...
...new potatoes...
...clam and sorrel soup...
...with cream and mirepoix...
...and stuffed quail.
Kate, I have a dinner tonight. Clients.
Tonight?
Oh, well. It's just for fun.
I'm going to the gym. See you!
- Sweetheart... - Yeah!?
Why don't you go see a movie?
Stoop!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Are you all right? Are you OK?
Come on! I'm so sorry.
Come on. Hospital, hospital.
"Cascade Memorial Hospital is located at..."
Can you move your toes?
Voices.
I hear voices.
I heard voices. Are those in my...?
Hey! You pull! You pull!
You pull over and...
You pull over and get out of the car.
Don't need to get all huffy about it.
You... you need to pull the car over...
It was an accident.
Listen.
I will shoot you with this thing.
Oh, go ahead!
It will be an improvement, believe me
Are you listening to me, miss?
- Kate. - Kate.
I'm a desperate man.
- Desperate? - Yes.
You don't know the meaning of the word.
Desperate is when you wake up in the morning and you wish you hadn't
...it's knowing that every time you get by in the wheel of a car...
...you're only a tree away from ending the empty charade that your life has become.
So, don't talk to me about desperate.
Listen. On second thought, why don't you just pull over and let me out right here.
- Thank you for the lift. I'll be fine. - No. No!
I'll just walk from here. Why?
I'm feeling very fragile at the moment.
I don't think I should be alone.
You're insane!
I'm unhappy.
It's not the same thing.
Hey! I'm a fugitive from justice.
I'm a dangerous criminal.
Oh. That explains the hijacking.
You hit me!
You can't expect to step in front of a moving automobile and make it stop.
Yes you can! I've seen it done!
Will you not yell at me!?
Well, can you slow down, or something?
I wanna get out of here.
I'll jump! That's what I wanna do!
How do I do to unlock this door?
Push your button. Let... let...
Unlock this door!
So, where you're headed? I'll drop you.
You're in no shape to drive.
So, you're a fugitive, huh?
- What did you rob? - Everything.
"Alert! The Global Positioning System is rerouted! Alert! Alert!"
Where is that coming from? What is that?
Between the second set of trees...
...the second set of trees, right here.
I'm on fire! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Just don't ask!
Look here! Yeah!
What the hell is this?
Kate, Paul Bunyan. Paul, Kate.
Kate?
I ran out of gas.
And?
And she hit me. With her car.
OK. She hit you with her car.
What the hell did you bring her out here for?
One: I had no choice.
Two: I may have suffered a slight concussion.
And three: She's mentally unbalanced to a spectacular degree.
I can hear you.
I tried to escape. She wouldn't stop.
I almost jumped from the speeding car, Joe!
You hear me? I had double vision.
What was I gonna do?
Your left eye is a fraction darker than the right one.
Nobody ever noticed!
I'm Joe.
I'm Kate.
Oh! What happened to your tooth?
Why don't you just go on your way, OK?
Act like you never met us...
...and send us a postcard from Crazy County.
Can I stay here?
Is just that I don't know where else to go.
It will only be one night.
Please?
I'm not sure we can do that.
Absolutely no way! That's not possible!
I can't go home.
I can't.
I could go to the police.
I mean... What's to stop me from leading them straight to your hideout?
What are you hiding from?
Anyway... I mean he didn't tell me.
He's very, very discrete.
Come here, Joe. Come here.
What are you...? What's with the...?
- Joe, I wanna talk to you. - What's happened?
Jesus! This is a very, very bad idea.
In the history of bad ideas this is a humdinger. OK?
She's right about the police.
Shoot her!
Bury her body in the woods!
What am I? Invisible?
- She says she has no place to stay. - It's none of our business.
Well, it is now that you brought her here, isn't it?
Well, I needed a ride! OK?
There I was sprawled down on the asphalt.
You know the hardest thing about being smart?
No.
I always pretty much know what's gonna happen next.
There's no suspense.
And don't think I didn't see the look in your eye over there...
...and feel out a little hair and that kind of stuff.
I'm implementing a 24 hour rule from now on. OK?
It's in effect.
24 hours.
24 hours and not a minute longer, missy.
Thank you.
Hey! I'll cook dinner.
I cook the dinners around here.
Sorry. Not familiar with the outlaw code.
Does that mean I'm a hostage?
Well, I was in Las Vegas.
Don't get excited.
I'm not talking to you.
But Joe, you know the costs.
Hotel remodeling, real estate.
I've estimated $20,000 for the kitchen alone.
I mean we're talking about restaurant-quality here.
And that's not to mention the nightclub.
You know, I've got a crippled cousin up in New Hampshire...
...that's going in for her 7th operation on her leg. OK?
I got my mother's people up in Ottawa...
...the aunts and the uncles...
...these bills add up Terry, OK?
Listen. I'm really impressed about any and all charitable contributions.
How crippled?
Did you know you could bet on Irish hurling?
Hey, hey, hey! Excuse me, Harvey!
I'm trying to figure out why my partner here...
...when he wasn't helping improve the Blake family standard of living...
...manage to spend $200,000.
I met a very lovely young lady from the Netherlands down in San Diego...
Oh! Color me surprise!
...who took me to this Oktoberfest deal...
...and they had a big parade and she wanted to ride on one of the floats.
OK? So, I bought her one.
Now, we were drinking these big steins of Holland beer...
...and one thing leads to another...
...and I'm throwing $50 bills out to the crowd.
The thing about Irish hurling is that it's like football with sticks.
Stop it! Stop it! Please!
For God's sake, Pollard! OK?
OK. You meet a girl, you go to a festival...
Oktoberfest.
...you throw $50 bills to the crowd...
I noticed you got a new gold watch...
It's an 18 carat-gold watch.
I don't give a shit how many carats it is.
$36,000. No big deal.
Did you ever think to ask someone about the time?
It's a lot cheaper.
Anything else?
Well, yeah. We stayed a couple of days longer...
...than I thought we're gonna, down in San Diego, and I had to get her back to the Netherlands...
...so I chartered a private jet to take her home.
Oh! Of course you did!
- The Netherlands. - Yeah.
- Joe! - What?
Listen.
Let me try to explain something to you.
Paradise doesn't come cheaply. OK?
Now, I figured this down to the last nickel.
Now, and here's the important part...
...every nickel that we spend is a nickel that we have to steal.
Now, that's a lot of nickels, Joe.
I don't wanna rob banks for the rest of my life.
The stress level is just too damned high.
Harvey...Joe... Dinner's almost ready.
Now, this is not bad.
It's a little... Hmm...
...it's a little chewy, but...
You boys, ever eat and talk at the same time?
We used to.
So, what sort of work do you do? Crime wise.
Bank robbery.
Well, they rob banks and I drive the getaway car.
Harvey! That's enough, Harvey!
Wait a minute. You're not...
the guys who go to the bank manager's house the night before and...
- They do. I drive the getaway car. - Harvey!
Oh, my God.
You're the "Sleep-Over Bandits".
Oh, my gosh, you're practically famous.
The "Sleep-Over Bandits"?
That's us?
Don't you watch "Criminals at Large"?
You should. They're watching you.
You're astounding, Harvey.
So...
...you rob banks. That's impressive.
What? The little old ladies' saving accounts, and cub-scout dues...
...and homeless orphans' Christmas funds?
Is that what...?
We never stole a penny from anybody who earned it, lady.
The money's federally ensured by the government.
The government steals money from people, and we just take it back from them.
Any more questions, Kate?
Got a spare toothbrush?
I didn't have the time to pack.
God! Nobody could be that sick!
Put that down.
May I?
What are you doing here?
Cleaning my teeth.
I mean, manic depression, delusion, I understand all that.
It's very impressive, but...
Do you know how many germs are on your finger?
That kinda defeats the purpose.
If you don't give me a toothbrush, I don't have much option, do I?
I don't think you're crazy at all, you know that?
I think you're bored.
I think you're bored with your life...
...and you're expecting that some miracle's gonna drop out of the sky, and suddenly make everything better
...or at least hopeful...
...because you lost hope a long time ago.
And your marriage sucks.
But, I'm sorry, Kate. We can't help you.
You don't know me. You only think you do.
You're joking.
Saw it in a movie.
How does it end?
With a wedding.
Beavers and ducks.
Suckers.
I'm not waiting for anything to fall out of the sky.
I'm not bored, I'm angry.
Maybe I'm running out of hope.
It's entirely my fault...
...cause I picked the wrong life.
"The Valley spirit is a woman.
"Use her root at the Gateway of Heaven, and it will never fail."
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Not a clue.
I'm hoping that it means:
"Figure out what you want and just take it."
Oh, please...
Well, like robbing a bank?
Like that. Yeah.
If only life were that simple...
"Like a shadow on me all the time."
"I don't know what to do,"
"I'm always in the dark."
"We're living in a powder keg, giving off sparks. "
"Once upon a time, I was falling in love."
"Now, I'm only falling apart."
"Nothing I can do,"
"Total eclipse of the heart."
"Once upon a time there was light in my life,"
"Now there's only love in the dark."
"Nothing I can do,"
"Total eclipse of the heart."
Oh, my God. Give me a break.
"Turn around, bright eyes."
I can't believe you know that song!
Yeah. Bonnie Tyler.
Total Eclipse of the Heart.
It's the ultimate sappy chick song.
- It's not a sappy chick song. - It's very sappy chick.
No, it's not. Please, don't argue cause I've had a really hard day.
This is the song that all girls...
It is an epic haiku...
A what?
It is a haiku to the complexity of love.
It's also pretty embarrassing for guys.
When that song was out, I used to listen to it on the radio...
...I have to admit I'd get a little misty.
Really?
Yeah, a little.
And I would appreciate it if you don't mention that to anyone.
I won't tell a soul.
Thanks.
It's all right. I'll get it.
Oh, I can get it.
No, no. Just stay under the covers.
You know another song jacked me up when I was a kid?
The song about the pony, one five minutes long.
Oh, I love that pony song!
I love all pony songs.
- Really? - Yeah!
It's the one that goes: "Ride pony, ride..."
That's Mustang Sally. Close. It's a horse.
Wasn't the pony called Sally?
No this pony. He was called Wildfire. He busted down the stall.
They called him... Wildfire.
- Joe... - Yeah.
I think I know what I want.
Amazing.
Joe, the 24-hour rule is all that stands between us and chaos.
Are you listening to me?
We're at a crossroads here. And I want you to be very clear about my meaning.
I'm changing the 24-hour rule. OK?
No, no, no. You don't understand.
She's a missing person.
Missing meaning that someone's looking for her.
You get it?
I'm changing the 24-hour rule.
May I help you?
Oh, I'm sorry. We're here to rob your bank.
What the hell is that?
It's a disorder that affects your ability to regulate sleep and wakefulness.
I thought he was dead.
No, that's cataplexy. A secondary symptom.
Sudden loss of voluntary muscle control.
I just have a question. Why now?
Well, in Larry's case...
...emotional stress is the primary igniter.
Do you have a guest bedroom here, madam?
We'll ask you to start right here in the manager's office.
Go ahead.
You never know what's gonna happen during a robbery.
That's the thing.
There's always a surprise of some kind...
...you know, beyond your control.
But, I mean, the thing is that you have to remain calm under pressure and think on your feet.
No, no! All that I'm saying is that it seems a little silly falling asleep during a bank robbery.
Well, it may appear silly to you, but there's a perfectly reasonable explanation.
Done.
I'm sorry. I'm a little nervous.
It's OK, Larry!
Nothing to be nervous about.
You see, my body chemistry is extraordinarily sensitive to suggestion
Any symptom can be manufactured, given the right circumstances...
...and that, by the way, doesn't mean it isn't real.
Ah! Jesus! This stuff is hot.
Go get Mrs. Fife.
So, I met this girl and, you know, I wanted to impress her, so I said:
"Do you wanna see me light my hands on fire?"
'Cause I bet you've never seen anything like that before.
And she said: "Well, what about your head?"
Your head?
Yeah, my head.
You know, I don't have the proper gear for that stunt, at least not yet.
I said: "No way!"
But she wouldn't listen, you know.
Flaming hands wasn't enough.
She wanted to see me set my head on fire.
So, what did you do?
Singed off half my hair.
A little bit more, sweetheart.
Here you go.
Is he coming around?
Because... because we really need him to come around.
He's coming... around.
We really don't have that much time. This is ridiculous.
It's the emotion.
A nervous breakdown here.
Guys, we have a problem.
We got multiple bogies at nine o'clock.
What the hell is that?
It's the drive-up window.
Someone's at the drive-up.
At eight o'clock in the morning?
- What do we do? - Nothing.
Hello.
I'm telling you, if you act too eager like that. Dottie is never gonna give you a second look.
Women do not respond to needs.
It's the police.
Good morning.
Where's Dottie?
Who?
The drive-up girl.
Oh, I'm sorry, Dottie. Of course.
Aaah... she's sick.
Sick with what?
Vaginitis.
She's been suffering from an abnormal vaginal discharge.
It's the common symptom.
A viscous fluid usually associated with... well, Vaginitis.
It's usually associated...
All clear above us.
You're all right?
That was great!
- It's exciting, right? - Yeah.
Why a college parking lot?
Well, there's lots of cars around.
Even in the morning.
Leave the Jaguar here.
No gambling.
I'll see you in Tonopah in two weeks. You understand?
- Yeah, all right. Two weeks. - You hear me?
Well, he'll get tired of her.
Just takes time. You'll see.
I don't know. Kate is a special lady.
Kate is an iceberg waiting for the Titanic.
Has anybody seen Kate Wheeler?
Local authorities are investigating the possible connection between the missing woman...
...and the latest in the series of bank robberies committed by the "Sleep-Over Bandits".
Wheeler vanished just 24 hours before the robbery at the San Andreas bank.
Her abandoned automobile was discovered at short distance...
...from the automobile belonging to the bank manager Lawrence Fife.
But a much bigger question remains unanswered, people.
Who exactly are these mystery men?
In a related development a federal task force has been assembled...
...to try to piece together this whole mystery.
Is there a connection between the missing woman and the "Sleep-Over Bandits"?
Is Kate Wheeler associated with the "Sleep-Over Bandits" or is she part of the gang?
We'll keep you updated. Right here as this whole story unfolds. At "Criminals at Large".
- Harvey? - Yeah.
Do you remember what I said about conspicuous behavior?
Keeping a low profile.
Are you achieving that do you think?
You bet!
Good boy.
What do you think of my boots?
Very lifelike.
- Hey! - 19.
We'll be right there.
Just so you know, I got a bee up my ass about you two.
Congratulations, Kate.
You're a famous missing person, practically a TV star.
Different for you, bad for us.
You see, we're pretty much trying to keep ourselves out of the spotlight whenever possible.
Nobody saw me. We barely left the room.
- Go home! - No! - Yes! Joe!
It's up to Kate.
What do you mean: "It's up to Kate"?
Relax, Terry Lee.
We went shopping.
Bought me my first disguise.
You went shopping?
Yeah, we went shopping. What's the big deal?
We have a wig.
We have a hat.
For those long sunny days on the land.
What do you think?
I don't care about it. I told you.
Hey! What happened to Kate?
You made a joke?
Oh, that's sweet. They made a little love joke.
So, Joe, is she worth it?
I mean, in theory, isn't one woman just like the next?
So, I was just wondering...
...you know, is she worth it?
She's got saliva in her mouth.
Of course she's got saliva...
...everybody does. It's glandular.
She's got more.
Really? How much?
A lot.
A lot? Well, that sounds like a sort of tumor in the gland.
You know, rabies is transferred that way, by saliva.
Terry, no one has ever kissed me like that before.
Ever.
Law enforcement officials have finally discovered the identities of the "Sleep-Over Bandits".
Joe Blake and Terry Collins escaped from the Oregon State penitentiary just three months ago.
Today, for the first time ever, Blake and Collins were added...
...to both the FBI...
...and the federal marshals top ten Most Wanted list.
And added to that a half a million dollars reward was offered for their capture.
The identities of these modern day Robin Hoods...
...was first confirmed by two teenage hostages who were taken...
...after the amazing prison break.
Here. Here they are.
Cheri Woods, wait!
Please, get back.
Are you hurt?
What's the matter?
Did they tie you up?
No. They were real gents.
We ate pizza, and played video games.
Please, back up!
We need to talk.
Did they take anything?
Yeah. They took my car.
They didn't do anything.
They were very nice.
Folks, please move back.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for your cooperation.
Please make no attempt to escape...
...as we will be monitoring the police scanner and we'll kill you if you do.
Thanks again for your cooperation.
Bye, Joe! Bye, Terry!
That's great. "Bye, Joe. Bye, Terry."
Did you hear that?
Harvey?
Harvey?! Aren't we supposed to be following the guys to the rendez-vous?
Pink.
The girl?
Pink boots.
Number one lesson how to get a girl: Play hard to get.
Let's go, sweetheart.
- Do you think she needs a ride? - No.
- I think she needs a ride. - I think I need a ride. Let's go.
Accelerate and go.
Go.
Is this the only road?
Don't worry. We'll find it.
You should rest your little head, young lady.
Here they are.
It's OK.
We got them.
All righty!
We thought we'd lost you.
Joe!
You are so cute.
You are really cute.
Harvey, stop...! Harvey!
Dispatch. You better call 911. We've got a major accident here.
We're probably gonna need an ambulance.
Oh, my God.
I think the condition of things is just...
I don't think they should probably even move us.
I'm not sure whether we should be moving at all.
I mean... I mean we should be like... restrained.
Are we in Scotland with a bunch of sheep?
I don't know what this is all about. - Hey!
Are you all right?
I need a stabilizing collar.
You probably do, too.
You can't just...
We shouldn't be moving around, and now there's sirens in my head.
I probably have a concussion.
- Wait! - Do you understand?
It's not in your head.
Listen. Those are...
You hear them, too?
Yeah. It's the police. We should go. Come on.
Let's go, right now.
Oh, sirens!
Come on down here! Hey!
Listen. Yeah. Right. Real sirens.
You need... You need to go.
Listen to me. Pay attention to me.
Listen to me.
Listen to me. You gotta get Kate and get out of here. Now!
I'll get the money. All right?
- I'm going with you. - No! No!
If you gotta... Go now! Go, go!
Are you OK?
Go with Terry and get out of here! Now!
Let's go now! Come on!
Are you all right?
Kate, go with Terry now!
The police!
I know. Kate, go with Terry now!
Go! Just go on!
I'll wait for you at Pollard's car.
Terry! That's Kate right there! Take her!
The police!
We can't leave them alone!
Don't flail with your arms!
Move! Move!
Do you heat sirens? Because I still hear sirens. Are they real or not?
Calm down.
Joe'll know what to do.
Joe and Pollard are long gone by now.
His car is still here.
Well, he can get another car.
As a matter of fact, he can get another girl.
He wouldn't leave without me.
Kate! Memo to yourself:
Joe is not exactly the flowers and hearts kind of guy, if you haven't noticed.
And when it comes to running from the police, you don't figure in his thinking, or mine either. OK?
Well, I'm not leaving without him.
Suit yourself.
Well, what are you gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
I'll tell you exactly what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna flee from the scene of the crime in the nick of time.
That's what I'm gonna do.
And I will give myself a couple of weeks to get my heart rate back to normal...
...and then, I'm gonna join Joe at the other bank. OK?
That's what I'm gonna do.
Well, I'm going with you.
You just stay away from me. Forever.
Please, don't make me beg.
- You, are one lucky fellow. - I am?
I got the last room in town.
Oh, but that won't do. I need two rooms.
No. No such thing.
You see all those cars out there?
It's a Debbie Day cosmetic convention.
I've never seen so much pink in my god-damn life.
It's a hell of a thing to do to an automobile.
Right. I don't care what it is.
I have to have two rooms.
Do you want the room, or not?
Are you asleep?
No. This weeble-wobble song or whatever it is, just scares me half to death.
You?
I've been thinking where Joe was.
Is.
Joe pretty much just likes to have a good time and a...
...a good time, basically.
Alone?
Well, you know Joe.
Cultural events, museums, that kind of things.
He's a very delicated traveller.
He's not alone.
My husband is a terrible kisser.
That's random.
Like how? What do you mean?
Oh. The first time, he took me to a movie...
...well, he brought me home...
...and I'm standing at the front door, you know, waiting for the inevitable...
...and... he looms.
I'm saying: "OK, that's about time" and then he...
He just comes at me with his mouth he just opened so...
Oh, God! That was really wide!
No. It's not funny.
No. I... I actually... I tried to adjust to the kiss size.
It was huge. And I dislocated my jaw.
It still clicks.
You can't hear that?
Kinda.
Can I hear it once?
It's really loud.
Oh, yeah, baby! That's, I mean, you know, it's loud.
He dislocated my jaw and I still married him.
Oh, I don't know the first thing about love.
Oh, I know I look like I do, but...
...I don't.
Not really.
Love is a wish that hides in your heart...
...and nobody knows about it but you.
Love is blinding...
...an eternity in a single moment...
...a religion worth dying for.
Well, it's also time consuming.
And, you know, a pain in the ass, and a hole in the heart and that sort of thing.
Not necessarily in that order, but I'd like to think it is that order, really.
Oh! Bless you!
Gesundheit!
Many happy returns! Oh, gosh!
Oh, this is gonna be one of those.
Really?
Do you...?
Hey, hey! Do you want me...
Do you want me to scare you?
No. That's for... Isn't that for... There's someth...
Oh, no, no. Hah!
- No! Don't! That's not... - OK...
Now, don't frightened!
What are you doing to me?
- I'm just trying to block the flow! - You're not helping!
Oh! Gees!
I'm sorry.
Did I scare you?
I'm sorry. A little bit hard there but...
...you're dribbling a bit but you're not sneezing.
I have food allergies.
Tell me about it.
And... and another phobias.
Like what?
Like descrophobia... which is like...
What's that?
Well, I was in high school...
...It's the fear of getting smaller.
I lost two inches in six months.
I mean, that's quite significant...
Terry, you're still here.
And antique furniture scare me half to death.
What's that called?
I don't think there's a name for it. I believe I'm the only one.
Oh, no, no, no! Anything before 1950 just gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Benjamin Disraeli's hair...
...there's a problem with that.
I'm afraid of Charles Loughton, actually.
Black and white movies.
Black and white movies?
I just can't eat in front of them.
Oh, my God! I can't either!
You know what?
I think it's better to feel too much than to feel too little.
I never thought of it that way, but...
Oh, no! You're blinking again.
- That's just a ventromedial anomaly. - Can I just...
May be right. Is that OK?
You see, there's this neural factory between the eyes...
Between the eyes?
It's right in there.
Exactly.
Yeah, I can f... feel it.
That kind of things.
You know, outgoing messages to the nervous system.
That kind of thing. It's a...
...embarrassment, fear...
It's... big, you know.
...love and hate.
That's a biggie.
Oh, my God!
There's this scientist, in London, who used electric shocks...
...to prove that cockroaches have feelings.
Terry, you're not a cockroach.
You're more like a... ... more like a beaver.
A beaver?
In a good way.
A cute one.
I feel like a cockroach.
I mean, that's assuming that cockroaches are capable of making mistakes...
...and blow apart the world they live in.
Well, if you're a cockroach what does that make me?
Dangerous.
They're here.
We have been wondering about you two, guys.
We were wondering...
...and wondering, and wondering. Hey, Joe!
Hi.
Welcome back.
Missed you.
Yeah. We missed you, too.
Joe, can I talk to you, for a minute, in private?
Be right back.
'Cause God knows, it was a shock to me.
It was more like a... like a revelation of some kind. And yet shocking.
Like a shocking revelation.
I was right about Kate's kisses, wasn't I?
Let me keep her. OK?
I mean, even if you kill me...
...I don't give shit.
I just want to know what it feels like to have her to myself, before I die. OK?
I'm not gonna do that! I can't do that!
Why, Joe?
I mean, remember, this is like a hobby to you.
It happens to you all the time.
It sort of... makes you...
...makes you feel like a million bucks.
No way!
But it never happens for me!
Not once, Joe!
Not once does this ever happen for me.
Do you understand the significance of that?
Yeah.
You do?
So, we agree?
Let Kate choose, right?
No, no, no! Of course not!
That's a terrible idea! It's a horrible idea!
What's wrong with it?
Because she'll choose you.
Are you boys sure you don't wanna kick my tires first?
We could all wrestle.
Oh, that's... yeah!?
Or, I don't know. Flip a coin?
You know, for this is best 4 out of 7...
Unless you think that these are incredibly shallow solutions...
...to a complicated problem that may require a little delicacy and understanding?
Yeah, that... the last part.
Maybe you're right, Kate.
You should choose.
So, choose.
What's it gonna be?
Is it gonna be mister "action figure", hero guy here...
...or brains, and sensitivity, and a lot of other things I can name.
So, in other words, me or that guy?
Yeah.
Good looking, or itchy?
What if I don't want to?
Don't wanna what?
Choose.
But you have to choose.
What are you talking about?
Exactly that's the point, right?
I know this is confusing.
I mean, believe me...
...I'm a little confused myself.
You stole my girl?
You take her away for two weeks and you brainwashed her. Brainwashed.
I'm not stolen.
Would you stop it?
Stop it! Excuse me!
Would you stop this?
You're getting his coat dirty!
Coat?
I mean, look at me! Hello?
Would you look at me, just for a second?
I ran away with bank robbers.
Now, that's a... that's a strange choice but that's understandable giving my state my mind.
But then, what did I do?
I sleep with bank robber no. 1. Because he's strong...
...and he's handsome and he knows what he wants.
Here you go. Makes sense for me.
But, I don't stop there.
Oh, no! Not this little red head!
Due to circumstances beyond the boundaries of any life I ever known...
...I sleep with bank robber no. 2...
...and he is sweet...
...and smart, and... and...
Cute as a beaver.
Yeah. And he deserves more than he thinks he does.
Exactly.
Now, the heart is a mysterious organ, and it, plays by its own rules.
I don't wanna choose.
You know, I don't think I can...
...and... if that's scary or against the laws of...
...men, or whatever, then...
I mean, you're outlaws, right?
So...
...I guess I'm an outlaw, too.
Ok, so Harvey, you should park, in this alley right here, toward this end, see?
By the corner of this building.
And you're hidden by the building.
There's a door right here...
"... and I look up, and..."
"... I see these two cars headed, you know, right by each other..."
"... and they collide, right?"
"And there's this red-headed woman that's there and, and she's getting hauled off into the other car."
"The Novato - California teenager had no way of knowing that he was about to capture..."
"... the stunning footage of the Sleep-Over Bandits and the missing woman, Kate Wheeler."
"In this Criminals at Large exclusive the missing woman's husband taped a plea to the men..."
"... who hold his wife hostage."
"Please..."
"... wherever you are... return my wife to me."
"Kate, if you're listening, I want you to know that..."
"... I'm OK."
" I hope you're holding up well..."
"... I hope these gentlemen are treating you correctly..."
"... in the way you should be treated, and..."
"... speaking of which I... I'm going to Spain next week, so..."
"... if your kidnappers would like to contact me..."
"... they can get in touch with my people..."
"... you know who they are, and..."
"... the house is waiting for you right here... where... where you belong."
"And..."
"... the house misses you, miss you..."
He has no idea where I belong.
You belong here.
Yeah, with us.
What a beautiful sunset.
- It's Paradise! - Yeah.
We'll buy the restaurant, turn it into a nightclub and resort...
A nightclub?
Yep.
And Joe will work the room and I'll run the kitchen, naturally...
and have a spa or something like that.
What does a lady like me do in Paradise?
Don't be rude!
You can do whatever you want.
Whatever I want?
Drink margaritas, get your toes painted...
You pick it. What would you say if you could do anything, what would it be?
Whatever I want?
Yeah. Whatever you want.
All right.
I wanna sing.
Sing?
Well, we need a singer.
We need a singer for the nightclub. We talked about that.
We talked about that, yeah.
Do you wanna...?
- Do you wanna sing right now? - You want me to sing for you?
- Come on! - OK!
There it is!
All right! Come on.
OK. Oldie, but a goodie.
How are you feeling?
Well, my system's been a flurry of activity.
First I had a high rate of heart beat, seeing spots,...
...had a prickly sensation in my feet,
then there's a sudden hearing loss in one ear.
Oh. That's not what I mean.
Kate, there are guys who leave and there are guys who get left.
I don't think it's any mystery as to which category I fall into.
Terry Lee, I'm not leaving you.
- Are you staying? - Yeah.
Good night.
Good night?
That's not staying, that's going.
Where are you going?
Did I get the secret knock right?
Yeah. It was perfect.
I really missed you when you were away.
Good night.
Hey! If you wanna talk about headaches, my brother Albert had horrible headaches.
Migraines?
No! Brain tumor.
He smelt burning feathers for a whole year.
You're joking.
No. Some of the tumor was pressing on some gland or something above the nerve...
Olfactive gland.
Olfactive gland, yes.
And, apparently, affected his sense of smell.
- But burning feathers? - Yes
- Explain that. - Weird, isn't it?
Did he smell them all the time?
All the time. 24 hours a day.
Burning feathers. Great.
Were there any other symptoms?
Goddamn! I knew it!
You're the boys from TV, the... the Sleep-Over Bandits.
I guess that means I'm a hostage.
Oh, you'd better come on in.
We gotta get started. Come on! Come on!
Jesus!
Could you do me a favor?
Could you look at my pupils and tell me if they're the same?
Are they different sizes or are they the same?
I'm not a doctor!
Please, humor me.
Well, the right one looks smaller.
Jesus Christ! Don't tell me that!
You asked.
Do you smell burning feathers?
No.
Brain tumor. I know I do.
What?
The guy there told me my pupils are different sizes.
- You're kidding me? - No.
Jesus!
First, my brother, and now you?
God!
Pink.
Harvey! Harvey!
What do you mean: "No?"
That's what I said: "No!"
Good manners are no excuse for criminal behavior.
I am not opening the safe...
...I am not giving you the money.
You know we're armed, right?
Oh! You wouldn't hurt a flea, Joe.
Everybody knows that.
I'm stumped. How about you?
Shit.
Just give us a little bit of the money.
Be reasonable. $100,000 of it is already...
...is... ensured by the government.
Hey! Get back there!
Come on! Just get back there!
- What the hell is wrong with you? - It's my bank.
I guess there's a good reason for this.
Oh! The missing woman! I almost forgot!
There's police outside.
- Where's Harvey? - I don't know!
Will you get back there, please? Ma'am?
Look! There's a policeman! Right there!
Do you know where the bathroom is?
It's in the back there. I hope there's clean towels.
I can't believe this!
I'm sorry to bother you, Mrs. Kronenberg.
But it's after 8 o'clock, and you haven't turned the sign on yet.
And I figured you maybe just forgot the "All clear" again.
Ah, Edgar. Aren't you sweet!
I'll get right on it.
Ah, say... you know... I was wondering...
I sure could use some cash, and... since I'm here...
Oh, sure! Since you're here...
Come in, officer.
- Right this way. - Thanks.
Hello.
50 bucks OK?
You've been very successful.
- What do you attribute that to? - Courage. It takes a lot of that.
This is 500!
These are hundreds.
Oh, bank error in your favor.
Game board kind of joke thing...
Surprise.
It's funny...
I think I've seen you some place before.
It's my face. You know, I have an average face.
You know how people think... you look like every man.
I don't know. Thanks, Mrs. Kronenberg.
Have a good day.
All right.
Wait, wait, wait! I forgot my glasses.
- Come on! - I'm coming!
Shit!
Come on!
What?
- Terry has the keys. - Harvey!
Come on! Come on! Get in the cop's car!
Where are they? Mildred, where are they?
I think that way!
Or it might have been that way... They're outside. Yes.
Stop. Stop!
Stop the car! Police emergency!
There's a crook in that police car! Look!
Go after that crook! Come on! Come on!
We can't just leave him there!
There's nothing we can do for him, now!
- We'd go back for you, if we had to! - Don't be so sure about that!
Joe, this is Terry we're talking about.
Remember your friend, Terry?
That's it! That's them!
We found Pollard.
You know Darren, I mean, I gotta be honest with you.
It's not that difficult.
You walk in, you ask for the money, you walk out.
Listen! I don't wanna rush you! But this would probably be a good time to make your getaway.
Let's go! Come on!
Get away! Get away! Let's go! Let's go! Put that down!
Come on! Go!
We're sorry! It's only cash...
Thank you!
Drive carefully!
Come on, let's go!
Dispatch! This is Lincoln 6!
We have an armed robber...
Is it not enough that every cop in the Western States...
...along with every mouth breathing reporter is on our ass?
You have to sabotage us from within?
I didn't do it on purpose.
That's not the point.
The point is you're dangerous and you're dense and you're stupid!
You're fired!
No way! I quit!
- Harvey. - Call it what you want!
He's right, you know?
I'm not a bank robber. I'm a stunt man.
Besides, you don't need me! You got Kate!
Are you sure?
Yeah... I quit.
You could have put us back in jail, Harvey!
I'm sorry, Joe!
Maybe I'll see you guys in Mexico.
Nice car.
It's not mine. I stole it.
What are you gonna do now?
Drive to Hollywood.
Yeah? Why?
I'm a stunt man.
Do you wanna come with me?
No.
- Hey, Terry? - Yeah.
Remember what I told you about my brother? The one with a brain tumor?
...who was always smelling burning feathers?
It's emblazoned on my brain forever.
You know, he never quit.
Never gave up trying right to the very end.
Hey, Joe! I know just how he feels.
Good night, Joe.
You guys, you guys...
...I mean you've been together for quite a while.
Do you consider yourselves good friends, still?
Oh sure. Absolutely.
People say there's no honor among thieves.
- Totally wrong, right Joe? - Totally wrong!
Darren, it's like... Lewis and Clark.
You got Lewis...
...he's stuck somewhere out there in Africa...
...lost in the African wilderness.
And Clark...
Al Clark, I think his name was...
...he drops what he's doing and goes to find him!
He goes to find Lewis. And you know why?
Because of friendship. That's why!
For God's sake, Joe...
That was Stanley and Livingston.
Not Lewis and Clark.
You know, Lewis and Clark tried to find the North-West passage...
...with the help of this statuesque Indian maiden.
- But they were friends, OK? - Of course they were.
He was asking us about friendship.
You always got to correct me.
I'm sorry. You're right.
You're up!
I couldn't sleep.
I was thinking maybe that you and I could go to this place...
Where's Joe?
He's asleep. Sound asleep.
- Terry? - He is. He's sound asleep.
If we could maybe come down to this... bar down here...
...and maybe just sit there and have a nightcap or something.
It's a little late, don't you think?
Oh, no! Gosh! Not at all!
He'll live. You know?
Act like it's the last most important thing you'll ever do in your life.
Please?
- All right. I'll just get a coat. - OK.
I love this song.
Actually, I never heard it before.
I have to press A1 on these things.
It's an obsessive-compulsive thing.
It's a pretty song, though.
I played it 6 times.
Just run away with me, Kate, please!
Just get in the car and we'll just drive, and drive, and drive...
And then we'll stop at the perfect place, and we'll stay there for as long as we want to...
...and then we'll get back in the car, and then we'll drive, and drive...
...we'll find another perfect place.
I'm just...
...this is kind of sudden. Isn't it?
This is crazy.
Well, not to me, it isn't.
I need a whisky.
Can I have a whisky, please?
Vodka, please, and a glass of milk.
Could you warm the milk?
I got a right side problem of some sort.
God, I hope I don't have a brain tumor.
Hi, Terry.
How is it going?
Hi, Joe.
What's going on?
Not much. Just...
You're here by yourself?
You're OK?
I'm having trouble feeling my lips a little.
- They're not numb, are they? - A little bit numb.
Oh, boy!
- Joe! - Hi.
I thought you were asleep.
Yeah. I was asleep.
He woke up.
Anybody wanna dance?
No. I don't think so.
- Why don't you dance with Kate? - No. Not me.
No, go ahead.
I'm not really a dancer, you know.
Come on, you're a big dancer.
- Dance with her. - I don't feel my arm.
I'd rather not, Kate.
Kate's got her dancing clothes on.
I just wanna sit...
Come on, get over there...
You're all right?
You kids, have fun.
- Terry, you're odd. - No. Just fine.
You're kind of tilt?
Yeah, well just a momentary...
Actually, I'm very, very light on my feet.
- Yeah? - Oh, yeah.
I'm a... pretty good dancer.
Looking good, Terry.
That's a pretty song.
Come on, dance with me, Kate.
Oh! Maybe you should do us some dinner.
- Happy? - What, honey?
Mind if I cut in?
Yeah, sure. I've lost the beat.
Don't you think we should...
No, no! He'll be fine. Just take a little rest.
You guys go right ahead...
Dance with me.
Run away with me, Kate.
We can get in the car and just drive, and drive, and drive.
Hm? That is a great idea.
What about Mexico?
Mexico will wait.
What about Terry?
Terry will just have to wait, too.
I am so confused.
In what way?
In every possible way.
Just come on outside with me for a minute. Come on.
I've got a hot milk.
What?
I've got Terry some hot milk.
I'll just get him a hot milk.
I'll go check on Terry.
You're all right?
I've got you some milk. Will help you sleep.
I'm lactose intolerant.
You're what?
Lactose intolerant.
You're lactose intolerant?
Severe diarrhea.
Severe diarr... Right.
I'll just be outside, here on the porch.
Do you smell burning feathers?
Burning feathers?
Joe's older brother, Albert.
He smelled burning feathers.
He had a brain tumor.
Joe doesn't have an older brother.
I have no right side.
No right side? Is that what Joe told you?
Can you feel this?
Oh! Yes, I feel that! It hurt.
Joe does not have a brother?
- No brother. - Albert?
No Albert.
So the burning feathers was a lie.
You're sure?
Positive.
Where is Joe?
Outside.
Joe, I've been thinking.
Yeah, me too.
I've been thinking that I don't have a brain tumor because you never had a brother.
And I can walk, too.
Did you notice that, Joe?
Look at me. I'm walking.
I'm walking around you. You see?
Never cheat a pal! Never cheat a pal.
- Isn't that what you always said? - You cheated me first!
I did not! Did not!
You cheated me first!
- Yes, you did! - Bullshit!
What about Paradise?
I don't give a damn about Paradise.
- I'm out of here. - Well, guess what? Me, too.
Ok? Happy?
You won't make it a week without me and you know it.
I will with Kate.
Over my dead body!
That hurt! Shithead!
You bit me!
Stop it!
You hit me!
Just stop it!?
Oh, God. This is over!
Not till somebody is either dead or in a coma.
And I hope it's him!
No, I'm talking about us.
I won't let you do this to each other.
I just... I can't.
I'd rather see you in prison.
At least there you'll be safe from each other.
And yes, I'm aware that this is entirely my own fault.
Is just that I...
...I bit off a little more than I could chew...
...but I...
...I just never felt this way before, and...
...I...
...I can't choose between you.
What if everyone only has one big love?
I mean, I know that this one's a little bit bigger than usual, but...
...what if we only have one?
And you know why I can't choose between you?
Because together, you're...
...you're the perfect man.
Kate, we weren't... we weren't really gonna... Right?
Yeah.
I'm sorry, boys.
This is over.
Kate!
Big, ain't it?
Hmm, it's just a bank.
Big.
Yeah. Big.
Oh, my God! It's them.
They're here.
Oh, mamma.
Kate Wheeler may have started out as a hostage but she's looking more and more like a bank robber to me.
That's ridiculous.
There's no way we can calculate the impact of her captivity.
This is Patty Hearst all over again.
Patty Hearst went to prison...
Which was a mistake...
Excuse me. It's long distance.
You wanna tell her you love her right now?
Both of us.
Yeah, and she knows it.
Listen. Listen to me.
I miss you.
And Joe misses you.
What I'm trying to say is we both miss you.
Equally, equally.
We both miss you equally.
Hi. Hi. How are you doing?
Well, we've been, we've been...
...thinking.
I've been doing some thinking, too.
What were you thinking?
I can't live like this.
I mean that's the first thing.
Well...
...which is entirely our fault and we take full responsibility.
- Really. - Absolutely.
No. It doesn't matter whose fault it is.
Not anymore.
Let me talk to her.
Listen to me.
What if I told you there was a way out of this?
One more, big score. OK?
Just one. Nice and safe.
Oh, I don't like the sound of this.
No, no. No more tricks.
No more tricks. No more sleep-overs.
We just walk in, we show them our guns, we take the money...
You show them your guns?
But... we've got it all figured out.
No! No! I can't let you do this.
Oh, no! Please don't do this.
It's a really bad idea.
Kate, Kate, listen to me. Listen to me.
This will work.
The reward for the capture of Joe Blake and Terry Collins has been doubled.
To a million dollars.
Question now is how much longer the two can continue their crime spree.
Their faces are known to just about everyone...
Good morning.
How are you doing? Let's go.
Outside. Come on.
Keep moving, Shorty.
Oh, my God!
What are you guys doing here?
Shut up. Let's go.
All right. All right.
Come on. You too.
In front of us. In front of us.
Here we go.
Good evening everybody, I'm Darren Head.
...and welcome to "Criminals at Large".
We have a very interesting and unusual show this evening.
If you look behind me, you can see that we're not here on the set of "Criminals at Large".
We're broadcasting tonight out of my home, out of my living room...
The "Sleep-Over Bandits" Joe Blake and Terry Collins are sitting with me.
They wanted to set the record straight about Kate Wheeler.
I wanna say to you, to the American public...
...to all of the law enforcement agencies out there across America...
...Kate Wheeler was never involved in the bank robberies with us.
She was our hostage...
...she was an unwilling hostage...
...she was never, ever involved.
Ladies and gentlemen, good morning!
You are about to be robbed.
I'm Kate Wheeler.
Keep your hands where I can see them.
Where's the bank manager?
Very good, sir! Come with me!
Nobody moves!
The gentleman there, there on the corner.
Lay down!
I've never heard them talk like this before...
...and I think they're armed, they're dangerous, and I think they're serious.
All right. Let's make contact with them.
The SWAT team is standing around.
The helicopters are overhead.
It's an incredible scene here at the Alamo Savings and Loans.
It's ringing.
Yeah! Let me tell you something!
This is Joe Blake, OK?
You will never take us alive!
Do you understand me?
Now, we want safe passage to Burbank airport...
...and we want a plane to fly us out of there.
No! No more phone calls, OK?
You just do what I ask you!
Hey! You are not gonna take us alive!
"You're not gonna take us alive?"
That's right.
Great thinking, Joe!
How about, they will not take you alive!
You know, I'm flattered that you've included me in your little...
...going out in a hail of gunfire kind of concept...
...and everything, but I think you've gone nuts, frankly.
The troops are moving in here, the SWAT team is moving in...
...the helicopters are overhead...
If you look in the back there you can see that Joe Blake and Terry Collins are in the bank...
...the hostages are still in there...
Everybody, hold your positions.
I'm all through running, Terry.
And guess what? I am, too!
But I got a better idea.
I wanna throw down my weapon...
...and put my hands in the air and go bank to the federal penitentiary...
...where Kate Wheeler wants us!
Can't let you do that!
Oh, really?
What if I don't give you that option?
Everybody, hold your position.
You guys, just hold on one second.
- Put that gun down! - Make me!
- Make me? - Yes, make you!
Come on, this is not the third grade...
You can't do any better than that?
Well, I'm out of well-turned phrases at this point, Joe!
The suspects are in a standoff to themselves.
Put your gun down!
Hey, don't even think about that!
Hey don't you point that gun at him!
Now, get out of here!
And the rest of you, too!
Don't anybody move!
That's a hostage coming out! That's a hostage!
It looks like somebody's coming out of the bank.
Somebody's coming out of the bank.
Joe Blake and Terry Collins are in there...
- Put it down! - Shut the fuck up!
That shot was just fired from the inside!
You shot me!
You bastard!
Oh, God!
Be advised! The suspects are shooting at each other!
You, son of a bitch!
All right. On Terry!
Stand by!
Hold your positions! Hold your positions!
Come on! Red team! Everybody just hold!
All right. This will be the shotgun on Terry.
Now!
Wonderful.
Suspects appear to be down inside!
- Just go on! - Get out!
Applause.
Red Team, go!
Secure them!
What is she doing?
Come on, let's go!
Unbelievable!
Joe Blake and Terry Collins are down!
The police shot them, or they shot themselves...
...but it looks like that Kate Wheeler is up on the stairs; she's fainting!
Kate Wheeler is the woman who turned in the "Sleep-Over Bandits".
I need help here for Mrs. Wheeler.
Let's move! Now!
They're picking her up... Get a shot of her! Right there!
You fainted on the steps there.
Are you in shock?
- What happened there? - Yes. I was just in complete shock!
Mrs. Wheeler, it is true that you tipped off the police about the bank robbery?
Yes. I did.
But none of this was... supposed to happen.
I just wanted them to stop.
Good morning, sunshine!
Open the bag!
Come on, let's go!
Great job, you guys! Great job!
Let's get out of here.
OK! Let's go!
Grab the money! Come on! Come on!
OK! Let's get out of here!
Oh, God!
It's gonna blow!
You've gotta run! It's gonna blow!
The vehicle transporting the bodies of the "Sleep-Over Bandits", has exploded.
Apparently, the bodies were wired with explosive.
The bodies were totally incinerated with no trace of Joe Black and Terry Collins.
Toast to Paradise.
To us!
You'd better wait for me!
...and the million-dollar reward!
So ends the tragic tale of the "Sleep-Over Bandits".
Or it doesn't.
Joe Blake and Terry Collins captured the imagination of a nation.
And in death their lives are quickly becoming the stuff of legends.
Blake and Collins weren't heroes.
They never claimed to be.
After the interview, people came up to me and said:
"What were they really like?"
I know as much as anybody else:
They robbed banks...
They certainly kidnapped the wrong woman, they shot each other to death in cold blood.
The rest is rumors and speculations.
Stuff of folk tales.
And in the end...
...maybe that's the way we really want it to be.
I'm Darren Head.
We'll see you next week on another edition of "Criminals at Large".
...fade to black.
That should do.
...who are now united together in holy matrimony.
...and have witnessed the same before God and this company.
...and have pledged their love to each other.
...and have declared the same by the joining and the giving of the rings.
The groom may now kiss the bride.
Hi, gentlemen.
So, why don't we start from the beginning, all right?
How... how did you guys meet?
Well, you know, lifting weights, pumping the iron, you know the usual way, trading cigarettes...
Terry had an imaginary appendicitis...
...and then he had an imaginary blood poisoning.
I was working in the infirmary.
The medical term is septicemia, and it wasn't...
Anyway, one night in the infirmary, I'm hearing this howling sound...
Darren.
You know, like a...
...like the noise the cat makes when the cat's in heat.
That sound, you know.
One thing we always like to remind ourselves...
...before going into any job was "expect the unexpected".
Right?
Always sounds like good advice.
Except, of course, if you are expecting the unexpected, and...
...well then it really isn't unexpected anymore, is it?
And that leaves you vulnerable to the truly unexpected.
Because you're not expecting it.
Everybody saw the videotape.
It's kind of famous by now.
...with Kate Wheeler, the bank robbery...
Why don't you, right here on this show, set the records straight about Kate Wheeler and your operation.
The girl was terrified, you know...
...with us, I think...
...both as men, and as bank robbers.
And didn't like us.
Never liked us...
...we never got along...
...from the very first moment we met.
Don't you guys ever get really scared?
I mean, this job is so dangerous...
I'm immune to danger. I dance with danger.
I walk up to danger and tug it on the ears...
...and sneer at it, make funny faces at it.
"You know what? Come on! "
That's what I'm saying.
You know how you have to be like?
You have to have nerves of steel and I have a nervous system which...
I mean, as a child, God knows, I was a nervous kid.
But, you know, you get in there...
There's something about the adrenaline, and... What are you laughing at?
You're immune.
I'm immune to danger.