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翻译：Haunted GeorgeNg5086 翻滚吧麦克美
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后期：Eggry 雾雨晨岚
奇幻沼泽 第三季第二集 Amphibia S03E02 Hop 'Til You Drop / Turning Point
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小安 你要去哪儿呀 Where you going, Anne?
呃 去看看信箱 Uh, the mailbox.
听起来好刺激呀 Sounds exciting.
我们能一起去吗 拜托 拜托 Can we come? Please? Please?
呃 应该可以吧 Emm... Yeah. I guess.
知道吗 我以前只会在藏成绩单时才去看信箱 You know, I used to only get the mail to intercept my report card.
不过最近嘛 But these days...
嘿 渺小的人类 Hey, smallish humans.
喂 看着点儿 Hey! Watch it!
你们这些发育过度的臭虫 You overgrown stinkbugs!
你管我们叫什么 What did you call us?
不好意思 她还只是个孩子 Sorry, sorry. She's just a baby.
从没见过这么奇怪的小孩 Weirdest baby I've ever seen.
这个好像很好玩耶 Ooh! That looks fun.
盆盆 别动 Sprig, no!
免费旅行 A free vacation?
只要听你演讲就可以吗 Just for listening to your talk?
我要报名 Well, sign me up.
有什么问题吗 孩子 Something wrong, kiddo?
问题多了去了 Where do I start?
泡泡差点儿和别人打起来 Polly nearly got in a fight.
跳爷爷差点儿就被骗了 Hop Pop was seconds away from getting scammed.
盆盆差点儿就变成木屑了 And Sprig almost got turned into wood chips.
等一下 盆盆是木头做的吗 Wait. Sprig is made out of wood?
光是不让他们丢掉小命就能把我累个半死 I'm exhausted just trying to keep them all alive.
你的口气就像是看孩子的家长 Sounds like being a parent.
诀窍就在于让他们慢慢适应这个环境 The trick is to ease them into the world.
慢慢地 稳稳地 就像这样 把这个鸡蛋打到 Slow and steady like how I'm easing this egg into...
可恶 Dang it!
耐心一点 他们有很多新东西要学呢 Just be patient. This is a lot of new for them.
是啊 你们说得对 慢慢来 Yeah, you're right. Slow and steady.
你们觉得自己很强吗 Think you're tough?
有本事打一架啊 Bring it on, humans.
免费送钱 Free money?
我只需要把银行账号发给你是吗 And all I have to do is give you my bank account numbers?
不行 Nope.
慢而稳的方法根本行不通 Slow and steady ain't gonna cut it.
你们仨肯定撑不到两天就都死翘翘了 You three will be dead in two days.
-你是在威胁我们吗 -你还好吗 小安 - Is that a threat? - You okay, Anne?
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填填这份免费的压力问卷检查一下吧 刚刚那个人给我的 Here. Take this free stress test I got from that guy.
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不 现在最负责任的做法是带你们去我所知道的 No. The responsible thing to do is to train you all at once
最混乱最危险的地方接受训练 at the most chaotic and dangerous place I know.
大商场 The mall...
我在这里学到了很多宝贵的人生经验 where I learned life's most important skills.
你们也可以在这里学到人类社会的生存法则 And where you're gonna learn the lessons you need to survive in my world.
生存 人类世界弱爆了好吗 小安 Survive? Your world is soft, Anne.
是啊 这里的动物又不会把你开膛破肚 Yeah. I mean, the animals don't even try to disembowel you.
没错 我们根本不需要什么破训练 Yeah, we don't need those stinking train...
你继续 Proceed.
我给你们各自安排了一项特别任务 I've come up with a specific task for each of you.
首先 泡泡 你要学会控制脾气 First up, Polly. You need to control your temper.
你发起脾气来太引人注目了 It's drawing too much attention,
而我们的目标是保持低调 and we're trying to keep a low profile.
无论什么时候 我想说啥就说啥 I say what I want when I want!
这里跟树瘤丛林可不一样 Maybe in Wartwood, but not here.
你的任务是去那家店 Your mission is to go into that store
拼好一只定制毛绒玩具 不要和任何人起冲突 and build a custom plushy without fighting anyone.
哼 小儿科 Huh. Child's play.
盆盆 你不能什么都碰 不然你可能会受伤 Sprig, you can't touch everything or you're gonna lose a limb.
可是这里有好多我从没摸过的材质啊 But there's so many new surfaces and textures.
你的任务是 穿过那片装置艺术展区 Your mission is to walk through that gallery of art installations
一件展品也不能碰 without touching any of them.
看起来挺容易的嘛 Eh, looks simple enough.
最后是跳爷爷 Finally, Hop Pop.
你不能再贪小便宜了 You need to stop taking free stuff.
在人类世界里 一切都是明码标价的 In my world, everything has a price.
那他们干嘛说是“免费”的呢 小安 Then why did they call it "free," Anne?
你说呢 难道他们觉得我会轻易上当受骗吗 Hmm? Because they think I'm gullible and easily scammed?
是啊 Yep.
好吧 那他们还挺聪明的 Oh, well, that's actually pretty clever.
你的任务是 穿过这片售货亭 Your mission is to make it through Kiosk Alley
不被任何“免费”陷阱骗到 without falling for any free scams.
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我会在上面监督你们 I'll be watching all of you from up here.
你们有20分钟完成任务 You got 20 minutes to complete your missions.
要是我们有谁搞砸了呢 And if one of us screws up?
那你们就再也别想踏出我家半步了 直到永远 Then you can't be trusted to leave the house... ever.
-那可不行 我们快去吧 -什么时候轮到你定规矩了 - No way! Scatter! - Since when do you set the stakes?
天哪 Oh, boy.
挑选你喜爱的部件吧
小菜一碟 Piece of cake!
这个就可以 Hmm. This will do.
这个 这个 Yoink, yoink.
这个就算了 Hmm. No, thanks.
真不知道为什么小安会觉得这事很难 Don't know why Anne thought this would be difficult.
拼好一只定制毛绒玩具 不要和任何人起冲突 Build a custom plushy without fighting anyone.
你好啊 小朋友 Oh, hello there.
我们之间可能有点误会 I think there's been a misunderstanding.
不过这也 But that's...
你这个 What the...
这位女士 Hey, lady!
你家这个胖乎乎的小崽子把我的作品毁了 Your chubby spawn is ruining my work.
你居然管我家孩子叫小崽子 Did you just call my kid a spawn?
注意点 泡泡 不要大吵大闹 Focus, Polly. Don't make a scene.
算了 没关系 我还可以再去拿 Know what? It's fine. I'll just get more...
喂 喂 Hey! Hey!
千万不能动怒 Must contain fury!
有这么多材质等我去探索 Such textures to explore.
那你们就再也别想踏出我家半步了 直到永远 Then you can't be trusted to leave the house ever.
没关系 完全没关系 It's fine. Totally fine.
我只要站在远处欣赏就好了 I can just look and appreciate from afar.
拜托 盆盆 要忍住 Come on, Sprig. Fight it.
这肯定是什么行为艺术吧 Must be some kind of performance piece.
先生 您要不要免费的礼品卡 Sir, how would you like a free gift card?
嗨 想让您的秀发重焕新生吗 You there, do you wanna regrow that hair?
肯定很想吧 I know you do.
帅哥 想不想在模特界崭露头角啊 拍张大头照吧 Hey there, handsome. Wanna start your modeling career with some headshots?
我只需要你的身份证号 Just need your ID.
保真 无附加条款 完全免费哦 It's 100%, no strings attached, free.
陌生人 危险
我再也不买自动售货机里的寿司了 It's the last time I get sushi out of the vending machine.
陌生人 危险
我是马克 Mark here.
目击到一位可头 可疑老头 Got a suspicious looking COD, Creepy Old Dude, on radar.
正在追踪 I'm in pursuit.
目前一切正常 So far, so good.
安·布恩楚伊的试炼计划进展神速 The Anne Boonchuy trial by fire is really paying off.
天哪 小安 真的是你吗 OMG. Anne! Is it really you?
你之前去哪里了 Where have you been?
你是真的下落不明了 离家出走了 死而复生了还是怎么的 Is it true you went missing or ran away or died or something?
别扯了 盖比 我只是去我家农场呆了一阵子 Don't be ridiculous, Gabby. I was just on my family's farm.
在阿拉斯加 住了五个月 In Alaska. For five months.
既然你回来了 我可得把这段时间你错过的八卦都告诉你 Well, now that you're back I got to catch you up on all the hot goss.
听着 我现在 Listen, I'm sorta...
布丽奇特跟卡洛斯置气了 So... Bridget got mad at Carlos
因为她以为卡洛斯跟乔安娜约着看电影 'cause she thought Carlos went to the movies with Johanna.
但他其实是在和洋子约会 But it was actually Yoko.
所以洋子就和布丽奇特绝交了 So then Yoko and Bridget stopped being BFFs
后来她们又因为都生汤米的气而和好了 until they both got mad at Tommy,
因为汤米说 “我们从二年级才开始约会 because Tommy said, "We've only been dating since second grade.
所以我们不是灵魂伴侣” We're not soul mates."
我做不到 I can't do this.
这些东西都太酷了 These things are just so cool.
对啊 然后我就说 “老兄 你这样会被抓包的” Yeah. And then I said, "Dude, you're gonna get caught."
对吧 傻子才看不出来 Right? So obvious.
好机会 Chance.
触碰 Touch.
感受 Feeling.
注意! 解体拉杆
就要完成了 Almost done.
撕烂
不 求你了 No! Please!
我太累了 不能再这样疯下去了 I'm so tired! This madness needs to stop!
撕烂
忍不了了 That's it!
谁去找一下经理 Can someone get the manager?
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怎么样啊 小安 Take that, Anne.
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我早就说过 你们的世界简单得不得 Told you your world was easy-pea...
不可能吧 上千枚铜板就放在那里等人白拿 It can't be. Thousands of coppers just there for the taking.
还免费 For free!
他们当时还不知道 但他们其实进了同一家餐馆 They didn't know it, but they ended up going to the same restaurant.
好机会 Chance.
这里有个脱衣狂正在偷愿望 请答复 We got a disrober stealing wishes in progress. Over.
所以说 一开始的三角恋 So what started out as a love triangle
现在成了某种恶心的菱形恋 is now some kind of disgusting love rhombus.
我好像碰了什么东西 I may have touched something!
惨了 很高兴见到你 盖盖 我得走了 Oh, shoot! Good to see you, Gabs. Got to go.
回见了 小安 很高兴你能从阿拉斯加活着回来 Later, Anne. Glad you made it back from Alaska.
闪开 愤怒的老妈们追过来了 Gangway! Angry moms coming through!
至少事情不会变得更糟了 Oh. At least it can't get any worse.
救救我 小安 救救我 Help me, Anne! Help me!
跳爷爷 你怎么变绿了 Hop Pop, why are you green?
是被诅咒的喷泉害我变成这样的 The cursed fountain did this to me.
你说得对 小安 天下没有免费的午餐 You were right, Anne! Everything has its price.
好吧 要事当先 得把这个烂摊子收拾了 Okay, first things first. Gotta clean up this mess.
你跳得真高 亲爱的 You're doing great, sweetie.
说实话 我看不出有什么区别 Honestly, I can't tell the difference.
哦 嘿 你好啊 Oh, hey. Bada-bing.
需要帮忙吗 女士们 Can I help you, ladies?
当然 我们正在找一个 Why, yes. We're looking for a ruffian
惹我们家小天使不开心的坏孩子 who was making trouble for our little angels.
我知道谁能帮你们 I've got just the guy.
不好意思 先生 Excuse me, sir.
这里有几位女士想要投诉 I have a number of ladies here who would like to complain.
你给我听好了 You listen here...
呼叫总部 我这里有一群需帮妈 需要帮助的妈妈 Headquarters, I've got a pack of MIDs. That is Moms In Distress here.
请求增援 请求增援 Send backup! Send backup!
看来我们都没有通过试炼 Well, guess we failed our trials.
不然你以为呢 Oh, you think?
不不 是我搞砸了 No, no. I'm the one who failed.
我一开始就不该让你们经历这些 I shouldn't have put you guys through all of this in the first place.
是我太过火了 太心急了 It was too much, too soon.
你也别太自责了 Don't feel too bad.
这样看来 我们也可以从你们的世界学到点东西嘛 Turns out we could stand to learn a few things about your world.
我还以为把你们扔到深水区 你们自己就能学会游泳 I just really thought throwing you into the deep end would work.
毕竟 我在奇幻沼泽时这招就很管用啊 I mean, it worked for me in Amphibia.
你差点就没命了 You barely survived.
对啊 记不记得有一次她光顾着看手机 Yeah. Remember when she was looking at her phone
结果直接走进了流沙池子里 and walked right into that pool of quicksand?
还有一次她在外面打盹 Or when she was napping outside
结果差点被一群吮骨虫抓走 and a swarm of skullsuckers tried to carry her away?
等一下 我怎么不记得有最后那件事 Wait, I don't remember that last part.
小安 我们一直在保护你 Anne, we were always looking out for you.
即使有时你并没有注意到 Even if you didn't always notice.
谢谢你们 我之前都不知道 Thanks, guys. I had no idea.
我会想办法尽量让你们慢慢适应这里的 And I'll try to do better about easing you into this place.
我们得赶紧让跳爷爷洗个澡 I think we need to get Hop Pop to a shower.
那敢情好 现在我的皮肤像火烧一样痛 Oh, yes, please. My skin is burning.
转折点
几天前
音乐盒 The box!
玛茜 Marcy!
不 她把传送门打开了 No! She managed to open the portal.
不过没关系 Well, no matter.
音乐盒还在我手上 I still have the box.
那你们俩呢 是站在我这边的吗 So, what about you two? Are you with me?
-当然了 -绝对站在您这边 - We're with you. - Definitely with you.
很好 把她放进复生舱 动作要快 Good. Get her to a rejuvenation tank. And make it snappy.
她快不行了 She's fading fast.
我们也帮不了她什么了 There's nothing we can do for her.
赶紧溜吧 趁着没被发 Now let's move before someone...
有什么计划吗 上尉 So what's the plan, Captain?
我要把你从窗户扔出去 I'm gonna have to toss you out the window.
从窗户吗 The window?
不 格里姆 No, Grime!
哈哈 这逃脱计划真是天衣无缝 Ha! Ha! A flawless escape.
那你有想过跳出窗户之后该怎么办吗 And did you have a plan for after you threw us out a window?
好吧 挺走运的 Well, that's lucky.
干得好 麻雀小乔治 Excellent work, George Sparrow.
小安 玛茜 你们一定要平安无事啊 Anne, Marcy, please be all right.
这么多琐事需要收尾 So many loose ends.
奈何时间有限 So little time.
跟紧他们 Follow them.
我们的军队被俘虏了 Our army has been captured.
看来我们需要另寻藏身之处 Looks like we'll have to take shelter somewhere
再另想办法了 and come up with a new strategy.
行吧 但我们能去哪儿呢 Okay, but where do we even go?
你的蟾蜍塔吗 安德利亚斯肯定早就想到了 Your tower? Andrias will be expecting that.
那我们就只能去他想不到的地方了 Then we'll have to go somewhere he doesn't expect.
欢迎来到树瘤丛林
你们快看天上 Look up there in the sky.
欢迎来到树瘤丛林
这到底是怎么回事 What in the frog is going on?
你们来这里干嘛 Why are you two here?
是我看错了 还是王宫真的飞起来了 Is it just me or is the palace flying?
普兰特一家呢 小安呢 Where are the Plantars? Where's Anne?
盆盆在哪儿 Where's Sprig?
我们怎么跟他们解释呢 What do we tell them?
反正绝对不能讲真话 Not the truth. That's for sure.
树瘤丛林的居民们 告诉大家一个坏消息 People of Wartwood, we have terrible news.
我们的国王其实是一名强大得不可名状的暴君 The king has turned out to be a ruthless tyrant of unspeakable power.
反正我没给他投过票 Well, I never voted for him.
小安和普兰特一家得去执行一项英勇的任务 Anne and the Plantars had to go on a daring mission.
但他们同时也派我们来保护你们这群良民 But they send us to protect you fine frogs in the meantime.
是吧 萨莎 Right, Sasha?
他们不会因为我们报了小安的名字就相信我们的 There's no way they're gonna trust us just because we name-dropped Anne.
凭你这种态度当然不行 Not with that attitude.
哦 真是松了口气 Oh, what a relief.
不愧是小安 一直在为我们着想 Classic Anne. Always looking out for us.
那真是太好了 Why, that's wonderful.
今晚睡个好觉吧 乡亲们 Rest easy tonight, folks,
因为小安最好的朋友来保护我们了 because Anne's best friend is here to watch over us.
好 我们先在此地避避风头 Okay. We'll lay low here
待个一两天 我们就离开这个破地方 and then in a day or two, we'll ditch this crummy town.
跳老头的床是我的了 Dibs on Hop Pop's bed.
你到底是要进来 还是就诡异地杵在那儿 You gonna come in or just stand there and be weird?
我 我今晚睡谷仓就行 I... I think I'll sleep in the barn.
嚯 这土豆可真不小 Now that is a big potato.
哦 一只小蜗牛 Oh, a tiny snail.
还有一只大蜗牛 And a bigger snail.
好吧 不用管我 Well, don't mind me.
我和其他垃圾一起睡在那个角落里就好了 I'm gonna go sleep in the corner with the rest of the trash.
反正像我这样的人也只配有这种待遇 It's all someone like me deserves.
是谁 我这是在哪儿 Who is it? Where am I?
我头发天生这就色儿咋的了 Of course this is my natural hair color.
太阳太阳高高挂 虫虫华夫送到家 Rise and shine. I made worm waffles.
我不饿 I'm not hungry.
听着 我知道你很内疚 一是因为你骗了你的朋友们 Look, I get you feel guilty about tricking your friends
二是因为你无意中帮助国王拿到了音乐盒 and inadvertently helping the king get the music box.
但你还是得打起精神来好吗 But you've got to get ahold of yourself.
要想打败安德利亚斯国王 我们就得保持斗志 We need to be in fighting shape if we're going to take down Andrias and...
什么声音 What's that sound?
噢 热情好客 我喜欢 Ooh! I love an enthusiastic welcome.
我只是想来再次感谢你们保护这座小镇 I just wanted to thank you again for watching over the town.
是波森莓虫虫馅饼 Ooh! Boysenbug!
我可得回屋把这玩意好好热一热 Gonna go inside and heat this bad boy up.
我跟你说阿奇 我本来还不太相信他们俩 I wasn't sure about those two, Archie,
不过现在看来 他俩都挺不赖的嘛 but they turned out to be good eggs.
你好呀 Yo, ho!
别啊 Oh, no.
小安的朋友就是我的朋友 Any friend of Anne's is a friend of mine.
真感人呢 不过 我得走了 That's touching. Look, I got to go.
是啊 小安教会了我不少道理 Yes, she's taught me many lessons.
她教会了我诚实的重要性 Showing me the importance of honesty,
还有忠于自己的真心 还有友谊的意义 being true to yourself, the meaning of friendship.
我正在写一首相关题材的歌呢 I've been working on a song about it.
别 别现在唱 No! Can't right now.
我现在正忙着替小安保护小镇呢 Very busy protecting the town for Anne and stuff.
我发誓 要是再有哪个乡巴佬来烦我 I swear if one more country bumpkin...
免费面包 要不要 Free bread, anyone?
离我远点啊 Get away from me!
不想摄入高碳水是吧 明白明白 Don't want the extra carbs, eh? I get it.
好消息 我收到了碧翠丝的来信 Great news. I got a message from Beatrix.
她和一帮躲过了追捕的蟾蜍一起躲在地下 She's hiding underground with the toads that avoided capture.
他们有武器 士兵 还筑有工事 They've got weapons, soldiers and fortification.
咱得加入他们 We've got to join her.
咱图啥 为了再想个注定失败的破计划 Why? So we can come up with another cruddy plan that fails
再伤害一遍我们爱的人吗 and ends up hurting the people we love?
没必要这么丧嘛 No need to be a downer.
小家伙 还想再来颗草莓吗 You want another strawberry, little guy?
肯定很想吧 Yes, you do.
听着 我现在也不确定了 也许我们做的一切都是错的 Look, I don't know. Maybe we're doing this all wrong.
这次又是什么鬼 What is it this time?
听好 不管你带的是松饼还是蛋糕还是啥 都统统给我拿 Look, just take the muffins or cake or whatever else you...
他们一定是跟踪我们来到这里的 They must have tracked us here.
砍掉它的腿 Go for the legs.
发送增援信号 Signal reinforcements.
这鬼东西在呼叫增援 Dang thing was calling for help.
他们的大部队可能已经在路上了 There's probably a whole army of them on their way now.
咱们收拾收拾 赶紧离开这里吧 Let's pack up. We're getting out of here.
你说什么 我们可不能留这些小青蛙独自面对它们啊 What? We can't leave these frogs to face them on their own.
你要那个给我们馅饼的小老太太咋办 What about that old lady who gave us a pie?
中尉 这帮乡巴佬只会拖我们的后腿 Lieutenant, these bumpkins will only slow us down.
另外 实话说那馅饼的酥皮都有点潮了 And if I'm being honest, that piecrust was soggy.
我知道这话说来难听 但是树瘤丛林已经没救了 I know it's harsh, but Wartwood is done for.
咱们得再组织组织力量 We need to rejoin our forces
为将来开战制定计划 and make plans for the coming war.
不 我不想再制定计划了 No, enough with the plans
阴谋什么的也是 我受够了 and the schemes. I'm done.
啥 你不是很爱算计人吗 What? But you love schemes.
连篇谎话 操纵人心 背后捅刀 这不都你的菜吗 Lies, manipulation, backstabbing, it's, like, your thing.
你什么时候在乎起这些来了 Since when have you cared?
从我见识到了后果开始 Since I saw the consequences.
听好了 中尉 Listen, Lieutenant,
不管你心里有什么坎 你都得面对它 whatever you're dealing with, you need to confront it.
回那间屋子里去 把你心里的结都捋一捋 Go into that house, face what burdens you.
等你头脑清醒点了 再来找我吧 Then when you've got your head back on straight, come join me.
算我求你了 Please.
小安的日记本
萨莎 玛茜和我终于重聚了 Sasha, Marcy and I are finally together.
而且你猜怎么着 这回我感觉棒呆了 And you know what? It's awesome.
明天我们就动身前往理想国 Tomorrow we head to Newtopia.
到了那里之后 我们应该就能回家了 And after that I think we're actually going home.
能再信任萨莎我真的很开心 I'm so happy I trusted Sasha again.
我就说嘛 哪怕发生了这么多事 我们还是能重归于好 I always knew, even after everything that happened, we'd work it out.
小安 我真的对不起你 Oh, Anne. I'm so sorry.
我不该这么拼命地满足我的控制欲 I shouldn't have tried so hard to be in control again.
看看我最后落得个什么下场啊 In the end, where did it get me?
不过 到此为止了 Well, that ends now.
我想要成为更好的人 I wanna be someone better.
成为一个配得上你的朋友 Someone that deserves you.
我知道我该做什么了 I know what I have to do.
大家听好了 Listen up, everyone.
我把各位叫过来 是为了告诉你们 I called you all here to tell you that...
有支机器人大军要来毁灭树瘤丛林 它们已经在路上了 ...a robot army is on its way to destroy Wartwood.
-你说什么 有军队 -多大的军队 - What? An army? - How many are we talking?
机器人是啥玩意儿 What's a robot?
我还没说完 And that's not all...
我骗了大家 小安根本没有叫我来保护你们 I lied to you about Anne sending us to protect the town.
她被传送到了另一个世界 根本不知道我在这儿 She's been zapped to another world that has no idea I'm even here.
我不是你们的保护者 我是个骗子 I'm no guardian. I'm a fraud.
但是 不管我是不是骗子 Fraud or not, though,
人生头一回 我现在要做正确的事了 I'm gonna do the right thing for once in my life.
就算拼尽我最后一口气 With my last breath
我也要守护这座小镇 I'm gonna defend this town.
哇 内莉 Whoa, Nellie!
-我在 -闭嘴 内莉 - Present. - Shut up, Nellie.
就一个 老实说 看起来也没多难对付嘛 Only one? Honestly, that doesn't seem that bad.
我就知道 Of course.
糟了 Oh, no.
抱歉我来晚了 Sorry I'm late.
格里姆亲 Grime-sy!
我刚刚在想 I got to thinking,
确实 碧翠丝那儿有武器和士兵 Beatrix may have weapons and soldiers,
但你知道她那儿没有什么吗 but you know what she doesn't have?
没有你啊 中尉 You, Lieutenant.
格里姆亲 Grime-sy!
-你怎么这么暖 -别 快放开我 - You big softy. - No. Get off me.
增加 部署 Increasing deployment.
三十个打咱们两个 是吧 Thirty against two, eh?
这可算不上公平对决 Hardly a fair fight.
去死吧 机械杂碎 Die, robot scum!
好乖乖 Good boy.
怎么 What the...
混蛋们 滚开 Oi! Bugger off.
不会吧 这帮平民怎么这么猛 No way. The townspeople?
勇者巴雷尔在上 他们比战士还能打 By Barrel's belly. They're deadlier than any soldier.
-格里姆 上 -已经在冲了 - Grime! - Way ahead of you!
锁定中 Locking on.
这些会爆炸的玩意儿在追踪咱们 Those blasted things are following us.
那就把它们引到该炸的地方去 Then let's lead them in the right direction.
我觉得你入戏有点儿深了 I think you're enjoying this too much.
哇 我 我不知道该说什么好了 Wow. I don't... I don't know what to say.
无需多言 亲爱的 You said enough, deary.
虽然你以前是个很糟糕的人 萨莎 You may have been a terrible person, Sasha,
但这次 你在能撒谎的时候对我们坦诚相待 but you were honest with us when you didn't have to be.
还挺身而出 独自对抗机器人 保护我们这些青蛙 And taking those robots on alone to protect us frogs...
换做是我 我也会这么做的 It really is something I would've done.
谢谢大家 你们可以放心相信我 Thanks, you guys. You can count on me.
这次是真心话 For real this time.
接下来怎么办呢 So what happens now?
我们要发起反击了 We start fighting back.
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