- 全力搜索目标 - 摄像机工作正常 - All eyes are up. - Sat cams are good.
目标锁定 Target is inbound.
预计到达时间 五分钟 ETA five minutes.
任务开始 重复一遍 你们可以行动了 Mission is a go. Repeat, you are green to go.
阻截并逮捕海因里希兄弟 Intercept and apprehend the Heinrich brothers.
保护好设备 Secure the device.
切记 这次是机密行动 And remember, this mission is covert.
我有点事儿 I've got some action.
嗨 我是齐妮亚 Hi, my name is Xenia.
很高兴认识你 我是塔克 Pleased to meet you. I'm Tuck.
罗斯福 FDR: 富兰克林·德兰诺·罗斯福 FDR.
怎么会想到来香港? So what brings you to Hong Kong?
- 出差 还是旅游? - 旅游 - Business or pleasure? - Pleasure.
- 出差 - 都有点 - Business. - A little of both.
你们做什么生意的? What kind of business?
我是巨型豪华邮轮的船长 I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel.
旁边的小兄弟是个厉害的旅行社代理商 My small friend here is a kick-ass travel agent.
我可以上船了吗 船长? Permission to come aboard, captain?
关于这件事 美女们 不好意思 On that note, will you excuse us, ladies,
我们现在有正事要做 because we do have work to do.
- 不 没正事 - 有正事 - No, we don't. - Yes, we do.
好吧 现在有了 Yes, we do.
这件西装不错 That's a lovely suit.
这萨维尔街最好的一套 Savile Row: 世界最顶级西服手工缝制圣地 Well, it is Savile Row's finest.
你还带了弟弟来保护你 I see you brought your baby brother to protect you.
你在说什么? What did you say?
我们走吧 乔纳斯 Let's go, Jonas.
枪战 他们出来了 Shots fired. Men down.
好吧 该我们出场了 All right. Here we go.
子弹 给我子弹 Mag. I need a mag.
打死他 Shoot him.
塔克 Tuck!
乔纳斯 Jonas!
海因里希会不高兴的 Heinrich is not gonna be happy.
我更担心他的老大 I'm more concerned about the boss.
那倒是 你猜那几个妞还在吗? Definitely. Hey, you think those girls are still here?
开始吧 库特斯的只有微小的损伤 Here we go. So the Coretex has minimal damage.
边缘只有些烧灼的痕迹 There's just some calcining around the edges.
但是 泰莱特的损伤严重 However, the Tempolite has significant damage
三百度左右就开始熔化 and there's rusting around 300 degrees.
所以 我们推荐库特斯的产品 So that means the Coretex gets the recommend.
看到了吗? 好产品总会闪光的 See, Em? The best product always wins.
- 哦 劳伦 - 什么事 - Oh, Lauren. - Yes.
我想问一下 我今天可不可以早点下班去休假 I was just wondering if I might skip out a little bit early for the holiday weekend.
杰瑞要带我去羊驼牧场 Jerry's taking me to an alpaca farm.
好啊 当然可以 休假嘛 又是周末 Oh, yeah, of course. It's a holiday. And a weekend.
当然 你应该早点走 Yeah, so you should do that.
- 好的 - 玩的开心 - Okay. - Have fun.
- 你也是哦 - 会的 - You have fun too. - I will.
塔克 罗斯福 Tuck. FDR.
六个人在停尸房 Six men in the morgue.
还有个尸体在马路中间 A body in the middle of the street.
是的 但老实说 我们已经尽量... Yes, but to be fair, we did manage to...
- 闭嘴 - 我闭嘴 马上 - Shut up. - That's me shutting up, right now.
这次逮捕海因里希任务的准则是 The mission parameters of the Heinrich case...
绝对保密 ...were clearly indicated to be covert.
多亏你们两位人才 Thanks to you two geniuses...
海因里希准备为他弟弟报仇 ...Heinrich will be seeking revenge for his brother's death.
你们被停职了 You guys are grounded.
- 什么? - 停职? - What? - Grounded?
# 只是可能 # # And just maybe. #
# 我会去做 # # I'm gonna make it. #
# 我要摇摆 # # I'm gonna shake it. #
- 嘿 劳伦 劳伦 嗨 - 哦 哦! - Hey, Lauren. Lauren. Hey, hey. - Oh, oh!
嗨 史蒂夫 你好 Hi, Steve, hey.
- 嗨 - 是你 史蒂夫 - Hey. - It's Steve.
是啊 哦 真不好意思 劳伦 这是凯莉 Yeah. Oh, my... I'm so sorry. Uh, Lauren, this is Kelly.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hi. - Hi.
- 幸会 - 幸会幸会 - It's very nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too, yeah.
- 哇哦 钻石够大啊 - 是的 - Wow, ha, ha, what a big rock. - Yeah.
我的未婚妻 My fiance, yes. Yeah.
- 你订婚了? - 是的 - You are engaged? - Yeah.
马上就结婚 To be married.
感觉对我们就决定在一起了 对吧? Things just worked out exactly how they're supposed to, didn't they?
对 对 Yeah. Yeah.
不错 Yes.
挺不错的 Looks cool.
真好 知道吗? Okay, well, you know what?
我要走了 我要去见我男朋友 肯 I'm gonna go because I'm gonna go meet my guy, Ken.
- 哦 - 他是个外科医生 - Huh. - Uh, he's a surgeon.
- 哇哦 - 遇到你们真好 - Wow. - So, great, well...
还有恭喜你们订婚... ...um, congratulations on your ring and...
- 哦 谢谢 - 祝福你们的生活... - Oh, thanks. - ...and your life...
你们的自行车 还有所有事 and your bikes and everything.
都很和睦 就这样 好吧 Okay. Well, peace.
- 再会 - 好的 拜拜 - See you. - Okay. Bye.
我竟然说的是"和睦" 我死掉算了 I just said "peace." I want to die right now.
寿司一份 Sushi for one.
嗨 肯 Hey, Ken.
- 老样子? - 嗯 - The usual? - Yeah.
- 过得不怎样哈? - 你不知道有多糟 - Long day, huh? - You don't know the half of it.
真是太有缘了 This is too funny.
缘分呐 Hysterical.
不好意思 这是你男朋友的位置吧 I'm sorry. This must be your boyfriend's seat.
叫肯 对吗? Uh, Ken, right?
- 哦 是的 - 不 - Oh, yeah. - No.
寿司一份 对吧 从来都是一个人 Sushi for one. Yeah. Always for one.
这简直是人生中最丢脸的一刻了 Ugh! It was the most humiliating moment ever.
好吧 其实你应该说些更高端的借口 Well, because you have to come up with, like, better excuses.
你应该说 You should've been,
"我也有未婚夫 但是他去做缩茎手术了" "I have a fianc?too. But he's getting a penile reduction"
"因为他的小弟弟都拖到地上了" because his penis is so big every time it lands like a poltergeist."
每次我见到他 大脑都不转了 Can't think of anything when I see him.
我真不敢相信 我居然为了他放弃了一切 I just can't believe I gave up everything for him.
我只觉得自己傻透了 离开家人和朋友 It's just, I felt so stupid. I left my friends, my family...
别这么说 你搬到这我很高兴 Don't say that, I'm happy you moved here.
我们一起生活也很开心啊 We have a happy life together.
他曾经是我的男人 He was my person.
他曾经是你的男人 He was your person.
你知道他那种人最后会怎样吗? You know what kind of person he ended up?
他们只配和那种吃黄狮鱼的姑娘结婚 The person that ends up with a girl that makes out after she eats yellowtail.
我喜欢寿司 那姑娘看起来不错 长得也漂亮 I like sushi. She seemed really nice. She was really pretty.
好吧 我不是说那姑娘的不好 Well, I don't give a shit about her.
我只是在说你和你的过去 I give a shit about you and your love life.
我要出门 去约会 见见别的男人 I'm going out, dating, meeting guys.
哦 拜托 你又不是.. Oh, please, you're not...
你要约会 你不是认真的吧 You date, but you're not taking it seriously.
别用这个牌子 洗不干净 那个更好用 Don't use that brand, it leaves a film. That one's much more effective.
我希望你和男人相处的时候也能这样 I wish you would act like that with men.
你能选洗衣液 却选不了你想要的男人 You can choose a laundry detergent, but you can't choose a guy you want...
那是我的工作 很简单 有图表 有数据 That's my job. It's easier. There's charts, there's numbers.
所以你就该去网上相亲 他们有很多数据 That's why you start online dating. They have lots of charts.
- 又来了 - 你对网上相亲有什么偏见? - Not that again. - What is your problem with online?
我有什么偏见? 你看了头条新闻吗? What's my problem? Do you watch Dateline?
外面的坏人多么多啊? How many creeps are out there?
我可能被做成皮衣 或者死在谁的后备箱里 I could end up a skin suit or in somebody's trunk.
那只是艺术夸张好吗? Uh, that's a little dramatic, okay?
那种事的发生几率大概只有二十分之一 That happens to, like, one in 20 girls.
你不会死在后备箱里的 如果你运气够好 You're not gonna end up in a trunk. If you're lucky...
倒是会有人死在你的后备箱 就是这后备箱哦 ...somebody will end up in your trunk. That's your trunk.
行啦 Ha, ha. Stop.
你需要重新开始 好吗? You need to get back out there, okay?
对 的确 你以前犯过错 Yeah, sure, you might make a mistake
然后和那个错的人分手了 and end up with the wrong guy...
但是你却不再找你的真命天子 这值得吗? ...but you might end up meeting the right guy. So isn't that worth it?
还能有比这更糟的事吗? What is the worst thing that could happen?
被做成皮衣 这就很糟 Skin suit. Skin suit's pretty bad.
谢谢你邀请我来你奶奶家 Thank you for having me to your nana's.
开玩笑吗? 你是我最好的朋友 Are you kidding me? You're my best friend.
我们是一家人 We're family.
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
- 这是无谷蛋白的 尝一下 - 嗯? - This is gluten-free. Try a taste. - Hm?
为什么你们俩独自坐在这里啊? Why the heck are you two sitting over here all by yourselves?
你们这样也不能给我生出小重孙来啊 You're not gonna make me any great-grandbabies this way.
这可是家庭聚会 奶奶 It is a family gathering, Nana.
我不觉得您想让我俩给你生个小重孙 I don't think you want us making any great-grandbabies.
老实说 我已经向您证明过 To be fair, I have already provided you
您有个多么优秀的重孙了 with a wonderful great-grandchild.
是啊 不过那不算 因为后来你离婚了 Yeah, but that doesn't count because you screwed it all up.
- 够狠 - 来吧 莉莉 - Ouch. - Come on, Lil.
我们得给这些孩子演示一下 好吗? Let's show these kids how it's done, huh?
- 嗯 嗯 看到没? - 拜拜 - Heh, heh. See? - Ciao.
他们接吻的样子真恶心 It's kind of gross when they kiss.
哎哟 我喜欢那小子 God, I love that kid.
怎么了? What's going on?
嗨 沉思者先生 能和我分享一下吗? Hey, Mr. Deep-ln-Thought. You wanna talk about it?
我只是... 其实那样挺好的 对吗? I was just... That kind of thing's lovely, isn't it?
- 那样真的挺好的 - 什么挺好的? - It's really lovely. - What's lovely?
我喜欢他们深情对视的样子 I love the way they look into each other's eyes like that.
我确定他们看到的只有白内障 I'm pretty sure that's the cataracts.
你有没有... 好吧 Have you... Okay.
你问过我个挺严肃的问题 对吧? You asked me a serious question, didn't you?
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah.
那你想不想要一个认真的回答? Right. So do you want a serious answer?
- 是的 需要放下蛋糕吗? - 是的 - Yeah. Put the cake down? - Please.
- 好吧 - 谢谢 - Okay. - Thank you.
蛋糕放下了 告诉我吧 Cake is down. Talk to me.
- 严肃点 男人间的对话 好吗 - 好的 - Well, no, seriously, man chat. Okay?- Okay.
男人们的对话 Man to man.
我信任你 我知道你会为我做任何事 I trust you. I know you'd do anything for me.
你甚至会为我挡子弹 You would take a bullet for me.
当然我也会这样 你知道的 对吧? I would for you as well, you know that. Right?
- 你能想象一下吗? - 好的 - Can you imagine all of that? - Yes.
你能想象我们两个 Can you imagine what that would be like
爱着同一个女人的场面吗? to share with a woman?
不能 No.
好吧 Okay.
不可能 No.
谢谢 Thank you.
好了 乔 史蒂文 该你们了 All right, Joe, Steven, you're up.
- 好的 乔 加油 儿子 - 比赛开始啦 - All right, Joe. Good luck, son. - Let's go to war.
就是这样 佯攻 漂亮 That's it. Now you feint. Nice feint.
- 出拳 - 哦 不错 打他 哦! - Hit. - Oh, nice. Get on him. Oh!
压倒他 压着他 打他 Down he goes. Ground and pound him.
压住他 压着打 压着打 Get on him. Ground and pound. Ground and pound.
- 唔... - 继续 用拳头打他 - Uh.... - Keep it going. Hammerfist him.
- 毫无反抗机会 - 我投降 - Rear naked choke. - I give.
好的 他放弃了 他出局了 哦耶！ Yes. He's tapping. He's out. Booyah!
我投降 I give.
看到了吗? 就是这样 小伙子 See what I mean? That's how it works, boy.
看见没? 我赢了 对吗? See that? I pwned him, didn't I?
- 很棒 你还好吗? - 当然啦 儿子 - Good. You okay? - Sure did, son.
哈哈! Ha, ha!
- 你就是这么绝杀他的 - 你到这干嘛? - That's how you kill him. - What are you doing here?
正好有点时间 我想和家人呆一会 Well, I had a bit of time off and I thought I'd come hang with my homey.
我输了 I got creamed.
不 你没有 这是个见仁见智的问题 No, you didn't, that's just a matter of opinion.
你懂柔道吗? What do you know about fighting?
你不过是个旅行社代理商 You're just a travel agent.
我知道他心里也没底就够了 I know enough to know that he who hesitates...
疼吗? Pain?
那就是软弱离开身体的感觉 That's just weakness leaving the body.
哦 爸爸 Oh, Dad.
乔 乔 乔 Joe. Joe, Joe.
妈妈 你知道今天我赢了吗? Mom, did you see me win today?
柔道比赛吗? 太棒了 On the mat? That's amazing.
- 嗨 伙计们 - 嗨 - Hey, guys. - Hey.
- 嗨 小家伙 - 嗨 - Hey, bud. - Hi.
- 嗨 塔克 - 嗨 怎么样? - Hey, Tuck. - Hey, how you doing?
我不知道你在这 Didn't know you were in.
正好有几天假期 所以想来看看乔 Got a couple days off so I thought I'd come see Joe.
你是我见过的唯一一个 You're the only travel agent I've ever met
最名副其实的旅行社代理商 who actually travels for his job.
是啊 Yeah.
呃 我在想 也许 Um, so I was thinking that maybe, um....
说不定 你 我 还有乔 Maybe you, me and Joe,
我们可以一起出去玩 we could all go out together...
就像一家人 然后一起吃点什么 ...you know, as a family, maybe get something to eat.
一起出去吃饭 我认为这会非常非常好 Have a meal. I think that would be really, really good.
塔克 我今晚有约会 I have a date tonight, Tuck.
不如改天 So maybe some other time.
当然 挺好 不错 这样也好 Sure. That's great. Good. That's good.
再见 乔 Bye, Joe.
非常好 So good.
你相信吗? Do you believe it?
简直太厉害了 This is simply extraordinary.
上半场太精彩了 What an amazing end to this first half of play.
您是否在寻找生命中的另一半 Are you looking for someone to start a life with?
您是否更想与你的真爱共同生活 Would you rather spend your time with your soul
而不是忙于工作 mate than at work?
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嘘! 让我看完 Shh! Let me watch.
您的情感大门将再次开启 and open the door to your new love life.
夜晚不再孤单 No more lonely nights.
清晨不再寂寞 No more empty mornings.
为自己送上的爱情礼物 Give yourself the gift of love.
您值得拥有 百合网 怎能错过? You deserve it. It'sFate.net. What have you got to lose?
真可悲 That's just so sad.
- 早上好 艾拉 - 早上好 - Good morning, Ella. - Good morning.
- 她来了 她来啦 - 嗨 各位 - Here she comes. Here she comes. - Hi, there.
- 心情不错啊 老大 - 啥? - Looking good, boss. - What?
- 嗨 保罗 - 什么? 没事 - Hi, Paul. - What? Nothing.
早上好 哈德森 Good morning, Hudson.
我心情不好 姑娘 I'm down, girl.
我心情也不好 I'm down too.
艾米丽 为什么我心情不好? Emily. What am I down with?
哦 我的天 就是... Oh, my goodness. It's a....
你的... 看一下你的桌面 Your... Check your desktop.
我去 Oh, crap.
- 嗨 - 男女不限? 喜欢裸泳? - Hi. - Bi-curious? Skinny-dipping?
擅长轮滑 这算什么 重返十七岁吗? Rollerblading? I mean, what is this, 1994?
你穿短裤很好看的 You looked adorable in those shorts.
而且男人们会对骆驼趾起反应的 camel toe: 女性穿紧身热裤时 其私处若隐若现的样子 Men are gonna respond to that camel toe.
我要杀了你 翠西 I'm gonna kill you, Trish.
能说句"谢谢"吗? Uh, how about "thank you"?
公司的人都以为我穿着护士装打扫卫生 My office thinks I clean my house in a naughty nurse costume.
没关系的 这说明你不抗拒角色扮演 That's fine. That means you're open to role-paying.
我们得广撒网 谁知道你喜欢哪种的男人 We're trying to cast a wide net. We don't know what guys you like.
你说我倒立着等待真爱 keg stand: 两个人抓着某人的脚踝 使其在酒桶旁倒立狂饮 You've got me in a keg stand looking for a relationship.
我都你不懂想表达什么 I don't even know what that means.
想表达你的柔韧性好 It means you're flexible
男人们想知道你身体柔韧 而且擅长体操 Guys wanna know that you're flexible and good at good at gymnastics.
不 不 这是妈咪的牛奶特饮 好吗? No, no, that's Mommy's special milk, okay?
别把我搅进去 怎么注销? Just get me off this thing. How do I cancel it?
你不能注销 这事我说了算 You're not canceling it. I'm in charge of that.
等一下 这是谁? Wait a second. Who is that?
哦 天哪 好帅 Oh, my God. He's cute.
咱们来搞搞清楚 你把你的个人信息 Let me get this straight. You put your personal, private details...
- 上传到一个相亲网站? - 是的 - ...on a very public website? - Yes.
- 你疯了吗? - 没有 - Are you insane? - No.
- 你准备带她去哪儿? - 别笑话我 - Where you taking her? - Don't do that to me.
带她去巧言石吧 Blarney stone: 爱尔兰一块的石头 相传吻此石头后即善于花言巧语 Taking her to the Blarney Stone.
我喜欢那儿的点唱机 I like the jukebox.
- 瞧你这点出息 - 说啥呢? - You're such a cheeseball. - What?
你如果要赴约的话 我得陪着你 You're gonna go on this date and I'm gonna go with you.
- 不 你不能去 - 不 我要去 - No, you're not. - Yes, I am.
我很担心你 你太久没约会了 I'm scared. You haven't done this in a long time.
这个女孩可能是各种凌乱 This girl could be all sorts of crazy.
再说 这种征婚的女人 And, besides, half those girls
有一半能站着嘘嘘 塔克 pee standing up, Tuck.
而另一半在我们的监视名单上 The other half are on one of our watch lists.
不就是个约会 It's a date.
好吧 算你走运 正好我今晚有空 Look, lucky for you, I'm free tonight.
我会带好望远镜 护手霜 And I'm gonna bring the binoculars, the hand cream...
跟你保持一百码的距离 我不会捣乱的 ...keep a hundred-yard radius. It'll be sweet stuff.
不 你不能带望远镜 你不能监视我的约会 No, you can't bring the binoculars. You're not watching my date.
我需要私人空间 I need a little privacy.
到时我用铃声暗示你 我就呆在附近音像店 I'll be around the corner on ringtone. I'll be at the video store.
响一声说明你需要脱身 One ring means you need an extraction,
两声 此人危险 三声 我死心了 two, a cleaner, three, I can get home.
- 两百码远 - 成交 - Two hundred yards. - Sold.
塔克? 你是塔克? Tuck? Are you Tuck?
嗨 我是劳伦 Hi. I'm Lauren.
哦 我的天 你好 Oh, my gosh. Hello. How are you?
很高兴见到你 Very nice to meet you.
我也是 You too. Um....
请坐 不好意思 Please, sit. Please, sorry. Yeah.
这个...你真的真的很漂亮 Wow, it's like... You are really, really beautiful.
能再说几遍吗 因为你的声音很好听 Could you say that a few more times, because your voice is amazing. Ha, ha.
我想我应该为那份诡异的简历再次道歉 I feel like I need to apologize again for that bizarre profile.
不用 不用 No, no, no.
我朋友翠西有点.... My friend, Trish, is....
没事的 谁身边没有个怪朋友 Oh, no. Everybody should have a friend who's a spaz.
我想我总有天要灭了她 I think I'm going to have to kill her.
好吧 其实... Well, actually...
- 也许我能帮帮你 - 我开玩笑的啦 - ...I might be able to help you. - I'm kidding.
我也是 So am I.
爱是这个可怜虫唯一的救命稻草 Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature.
我要让他相信是有人爱他的 And I am going to convince him that he is loved...
哪怕让我付出生命代价 even at the cost of my own life.
不论你听见什么声音 不论我怎样哀求你 No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you...
不论我的叫声多么恐怖 no matter how terribly I may scream
都别打开这扇门 否则我会前功尽弃 do not open this door or you will undo everything I've worked for.
干得好 伙计 Good for you, pal.
告诉我一件你没写进简历里的东西 So tell me one thing that's not on your profile.
我有个儿子 I have a son.
- 儿子? - 对 他叫乔 - Oh, you do? - Yeah. He's called Joe.
已经七岁了 非常非常可爱 He's 7 and he's really lovely. Really lovely.
孩子的妈妈呢? And his mom?
我们不合拍 Couldn't work.
你呢? How about you?
- 没孩子 据我所知 - 好的 - No kids that I know of. - Okay.
也没前妻 And no ex-wives.
- 我有个很重要的问题要问你 - 好啊 - I have a very important question to ask. - Good. Go on.
你曾经是或者正准备做一个连环杀手吗? Have you ever been or do you ever plan on being a serial killer?
我当时的意思是 Well, I mean,
这个... 你总得把网撒大一点 it's... You gotta keep your options open.
- 但我不是 - 好的 回答得不错 - But, no. - Okay, good answer. Ha-ha-ha.
那么说你从未徒手杀过人了喽 So you've never killed anybody with your bare hands.
这周没有 Not this week.
很好 Great.
- 劳伦 你真的很好 - 你也不赖 - Lauren, you're incredible. - You're not so bad yourself.
好了 我要去租部电影 再去洗个冷水澡 All right, I'm gonna go and rent a movie and take a cold shower.
- 我也是 - 好的 - I will too. - Okay.
- 那就等你电话喽 - 五分钟后吗? - And wait for your call for the next... - Five minutes?
这就是一切开始的地方 This is where it all started.
是的 我那时就站在那张桌子旁 Yes, I was standing over there by that desk.
不 你当时是坐在椅子上 突然起身向我走来 No, you were sitting in the chair. And suddenly, you started walking toward me.
慢慢地 慢慢地 Very slowly. Very slowly.
我甚至能数清你的步数 I could count every step.
当你缓缓向我走过来时 And when you're walking towards me very slowly
我心想 I thought,
"这人怎么了? 不能走快点吗? " "What's the matter with him? Can't he walk faster?"
- 噢 对不起 - 哦 对不起 你拿走吧 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Oh, I'm sorry. You take it.
- 不 没关系的 你拿吧 - 确定? - No, no, no, that's okay. You take it. - Sure?
反正你不会喜欢的 结尾很纠结 You're not gonna like it. Twist ending.
而且故事又臭又长 You'll see it coming a mile away.
你怎么知道我喜欢哪种电影? And how would you know what I like?
我了解电影 也了解女人 I know movies. And women.
- 真的么? - 嗯哼 - Really? - Mm-hm.
好吧 Okay.
那你何不告诉我我喜欢什么呢? Well, then, why don't you tell me what I want?
贵妇失踪案? 为什选它? 贵妇失踪案: 1938年的电影 导演为希区柯克 The Lady Vanishes?Why is that?
首先 选希区柯克的电影永远不会错 永远 Well, firstly, you can never go wrong with Hitchcock. Ever.
它集喜剧 剧情 浪漫于一身 这部是悬疑片 It's got comedy, drama, romance, it's a thriller.
经典但不古板 It's classy, but not stuffy.
听起来有点费解 A little obscure,
如果你没看过它 那你一定会感谢我的推荐 so if you haven't seen it, you'll thank me for introducing you to it.
如果你看过了 你应该懂这是个多么好的选择 If you have, you'll know what a good choice it was.
- 我看过了 - 嗯哼 - Well, I have seen it. - Mm-hm.
- 确实选得不错 - 嗯 - And it is a really good choice. - Mm.
但是这部电影比不上 However, not as good as
蝴蝶梦 美人计 迷魂记 Rebecca, Notorious, Vertigo
以及他1960年至1972年间 or pretty much any of his films
任何一部作品 from 1960 to 1972.
其实 这也就算他的二流作品吧 In fact, it's sort of a second-tier title.
二流的 A second.
你知道吗? 碰巧... You know what? Scratch...
听着 我知道你在寻找猎物 Look, I see you surveying the prospects.
那个外语片区女孩? 太彪悍了 That one over there in Foreign? Too much angst.
那个穿毛衫挑动画片的女孩呢? This one in the sweater set, picking out animated movies?
那种女孩会在早餐前就给你们的孩子起好名字 吃早餐说明前一晚那啥啥了... That girl will have your children named before breakfast.
问题在于 没一个是能让你玩完就甩的 The problem is, no one looks like a clean getaway.
我懂得 你来这就是想找个租电影的女孩 I get it. You come in here looking for a girl renting a movie.
这种女孩显然晚上没有约会 Clearly, she doesn't have a date for the night.
我们是很容易到手的目标 We're easy targets.
你像是那种喜欢一夜情的男人 You look like the guy interested in a one-day rental
如果你懂我的意思的话 如果你真的了解女人 if you know what I mean. If you knew anything about women
或者了解我的话 我自己完全能挑电影 or anything about me, I'm perfectly capable of choosing my own movies.
但还是谢啦 But thanks.
祝猎艳愉快 Happy hunting.
所以 长官 您想让我入侵 So, sir, you want me to hack into
这家音像店的数据库吗? a video store database?
这是为了海因里希的案子 It's for the Heinrich case.
数据检索中 Searching database.
很好 继续找 All right, keep on scrolling.
等下 停 倒回去 Wait. Stop. Scroll back.
就是她了 That's her.
长官 这个女孩和海因里希有什么关系? Sir, how is this girl connected to Heinrich?
这是四级机密 That's G-4 classified.
大家好 我是劳伦 斯科特 Hello, everybody, I'm Lauren Scott.
非常感谢大家的到来 Thank you so much for being here today.
早上好 劳伦 Good morning, Lauren.
今天我们来讨论一下烧烤架 We're here today to talk about grills.
有谁想说说对它第一印象吗 Does anybody have any first impressions?
我喜欢那个电动烤架的功能 I like the rotisserie feature.
很好 这对我们很有帮助 Perfect. That's very helpful.
我觉得它升温不够快 I don't think it heated up fast enough.
电动机好像有点问题 点火器好像也坏了 Like something was wrong with the motor, maybe the spark was dead.
事实上 先生 点火器一点问题也没有 Actually, sir, there's nothing wrong with the spark.
有人认为烤架应该一碰就着 Some people think grills just burst into flames at the slightest touch.
但那样是工作不了的 It doesn't work like that.
还有谁有建设性的意见么? Does anybody have any useful opinions?
- 我觉得那盖子不好操纵 - 嗯哼 - I thought the lid was hard to handle. - Mm-hm.
盖子 太难用了 对吧? Ugh. The lids, what a pain, right?
我觉得那个有点僵硬 死板 反正不好用 I just felt the whole thing to be a bit stiff, uptight, not really user-friendly.
- 我觉得这个因人而异 - 嗯 - I think it depends on the user. - Mm.
恰好我有丰富的烤架使用经验 It so happens I have a lot of experience with grills.
我可是烧烤架专家 I'm something of a grill master.
这是一款很复杂的烤架 我不确定你用过它 Uh, this is a sophisticated grill. Not sure you've dealt with one of those before.
也许这个烤架并不想烧起来呢 Or maybe a grill like this is just so scared of being burned
一直在燃烧却保持在一个温度 it stays on simmer and never really heats up all the way.
- 别碰我的烤架 - 我觉得它难不倒我 - Don't touch my grill. - I don't think this can handle a guy like me.
- 我觉得它能 - 真的么? - I think it could. - Really?
- 显而易见 - 证明给我看 - Easily. - Prove it.
明晚八点在巴萨罗那酒吧见 8 p.m. Barcelona. Tomorrow.
我不去 I don't think so.
我想我还能再呆一会儿 讨论讨论烤架 I guess I could stick around a little longer, talk about grills.
木炭式还是燃气式呢 Charcoal or gas,
十九号同学 你觉得哪个好? number 19, what do you think?
如果我答应你 你会离开吗? 我在工作 If I say yes, will you leave? This is my job.
- 明晚八点 - 好的 - Eight p.m. tomorrow. - Fine.
- 好的 - 好的 - Fine. - Fine.
你身上真香 You smell nice.
拜 Bye.
在电脑上干吗呢? 看黄片吗? What were you doing on the computer? Porn?
- 我有那女孩的照片 - 我也在找照片呢 - I have a photograph of my girl. - I was doing the same thing.
调查背景什么的 A background check.
我不清楚这算变态还是浪漫 I don't know if that's creepy or romantic.
"变态又浪漫" 我一直这样 想看下她吗? "Cromantic." I do it all the time. Wanna see her?
- 嗯 当然 想看她吗? - 好啊 - Yeah, sure. Wanna see her? - Yeah.
我打赌你的那个长着鹿角还会鬼嚎 I bet yours has got antlers and howls.
她确实是 但她是超迷人的那种 She does, but she's incredibly attractive with them.
- 我给她十分 - 数三下 - She's a 10. - Go on three.
一 二 三 然后亮出来? One, two, three and go? All right.
- 好的 我不说话了 - 好的 - Okay. I'll sound off. - Okay.
- 一 - 一 - One - One.
二 三 two, three.
- 这是劳伦.. - 劳伦 劳伦 斯科特 That's, uh, Lauren S... Lauren? Lauren Scott?
斯科特 Scott.
那个音像店女孩? That's the girl from the video store?
就是酒吧附近的音像店 Right around the corner from the bar.
- 我不知道 - 当然了 你怎么会知道? - I had no idea. - Of course. How could you know that?
她有没有明确表示过想和你约会? Did she, ahem, actually say she wanted to go out on a date with you, though?
你知道吗? 我觉得这很简单 You know what? I'm gonna make this really easy.
我退出 你约她 I'm gonna bow out. You date her.
慢着 她说想和你约会了? Hang on. Did she say she wanted to go out with you?
这不重要 我爱你 你是我最好的朋友 It doesn't matter. I love you. You're my best friend.
- 对 - 去约她吧 - Yeah. - You go date her.
如果我插一脚的话 对你也太不公平了 Yeah, if I got in the picture, it wouldn't be fair.
不好意思 你什么意思? Well, I'm sorry. What does that mean?
- 什么意思? - 我是说 老兄 - What does that mean? - I mean, come on, man
你不如我经验丰富 you're not out there as much as I am.
凡事都一样是 And like anything
- 熟能啥啥 - 生巧? - practice makes, uh - Perfect?
- 不 不 不 - 你是大师喽? - No, no, no. - You're perfect?
可能不够当大师 但也几乎... Maybe not perfect, but damn near close...
- 是大师了 - 你还真那样认为啊? - to perfect. - You believe that as well?
- 你不必因我而退出 - 不用吗? - You don't have to bow out because of me. - I don't?
我觉得她不可能爱上你 伙计 I'm not concerned that she's gonna fall in love with you, pal.
- 你人真好 谢了 - 不用谢 - How very nice of you. Thank you. - You are welcome.
那你行动吧 So do your thing.
无论做什么 Whatever that is.
还有 And, um...
让她自己决定 just let her decide.
- 当然 - 对 - Sure. - Yeah.
对 Yeah.
既然我们开始竞争了 何不定些规则呢? While we're at it, why don't we put ground rules in?
应该的 We should.
第一 我们不能告诉她我们认识 One, I don't thinkwe should tell we know each other.
第二 不许干扰对方 Two, stay out of each other's way.
第三 不准耍诡计 Three. Yeah. No hanky-panky, no hanky-panky.
天啊 你真是很久没约会过了 是吧? God, you have not dated in a long time, have you?
如果这个开始影响到我们的友谊的话... And if this ever starts to affect our friendship...
- 不会的 - 不会的... - Which it won't. - ...which it won't...
- 如果真那样 我们就退出 - 成交 - then we walk away. - Done.
所以 我们有... So, then, we have... We have...
我们就有君子协定了 We have a gentleman's agreement.
- 君子协定 对 - 最棒的人获胜 - A gentleman's agreement. We do. - May the best man win.
最棒的人娶她 The best man for her.
- 为了她的幸福 - 是的 - For her. - For the lady.
为了她的幸福 给她最适合的人 For the lady, for her, the best man for her.
抱歉 先生 您吓到我了 Forgive me, sir. You startled me.
我知道你是萨维尔街最出色的裁缝 I understand you're Savile Row's finest.
我们只是尽全力罢了 先生 We do our best, sir.
既然这样的话 我想要一套这种布料的西装 In that case, I'd like to have a suit in this fabric.
啊 南美骆马绒 确实好眼光 Ah, South American vicugna. An excellent choice indeed.
有一点要求 我要它是独一无二的 One thing with my suits, I like to know they are one of a kind.
我不想和别人穿一样的衣服 I wouldn't want anyone wearing the same suit.
- 我想你能明白 - 当然 先生 - I'm sure you understand that. - Of course, sir.
使用如此特殊的面料和颜色的衣服 With this particular fabric and color
我只做过一件 为一个离这很远的先生做的 I only made one other, and that was for a gentleman who lives quite far away.
有多远? How far exactly?
洛杉矶 Los Angeles.
您最近要去那办事咩? Have you any reason to go there soon?
现在有事了 I do now.
你好 抱歉 我现在不在家 请在滴声后留言 Hello. Sorry, I'm not in. Please leave a message after the tone.
我会尽快回复你的 I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
塔克 塔克 Tuck, Tuck.
你在哪儿呢 兄弟 都五点了 Where are you, man? Five o'clock.
加州公路巡警快开演了 CHiPs: California Highway Patrol 1977至1983年的热播美剧 CHiPs marathon about to start,
我还给"摇滚乐团"准备了新鼓捶 I got new sticks for "Rock Band."
速回电 Call me.
- 天啊 我超爱这里 - 我想也是 - My God, I love these places. - I thought you might.
把游戏币花光了咱们再走 We're not gonna leave until we've spent our tokens.
你好 抱歉 我现在不在家 请在滴声后留言 Hello. I'm sorry, I'm not in. Please leave a message after the tone.
我会尽快回复你的 Get back to you as soon as possible.
老兄 你去哪了? Dude, where are you?
嘿 哥们 都五点四十三了 Hey, man, uh, it's about 5:43. Uh....
随便啦 老哥 陪我逛逛 看点东西呗 So whatever, man, just hanging out, watching the thing.
你是在...? 你是关机了还是怎的 Are you...? Maybe your phone's turned off or something.
但是看到就给我... 显然你也看不到 But check it to make... Clearly, you can't check it and see if it...
随便啦 给我回电 Whatever. Call me.
这就是玩空气曲棍球最有效的作弊方法 So the great air hockey cheats, that is.
我最喜欢学新东西了 I'm available for lessons anytime.
但只能由你教我 But only for you.
我还想给你看点其他东西 There's something else I wanna show you.
我会尽快回复你的 I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
嘿 兄弟 我有点担心了 不知道你有没有 Hey, man, so, uh, I'm a little worried. I don't know if, um...
你这么久都没给我回电话 快一小时了吧 You haven't returned my calls for, like, a long time now, like an hour.
所以 如果方便的话给我回电话 好吗? So, uh, just give me a call if you're okay, okay?
好吧 我都说了有五次"好吗"了 Okay. I've said "okay" now, like, five times.
回电话 好... Give me a call. Oka...
嗯 我们要去哪呢? Okay, where are we going?
- 这里有狮子呢 - 不会吧 - There are lions in here. - No.
- 有 - 真的吗? - Yes. - Are you serious?
好了 睁开眼睛 Okay. Open them.
喔 太漂亮了 Wow, it's so beautiful.
来吧 Come on.
我们要上去吗? We're going up there?
- 你会接住我的 对吗? - 当然 - You're gonna catch me, right? - Yeah.
- 发誓? - 保证 - Promise? - Absolutely.
- 那好 - 一 - Okay. - One
二 two
三 three.
你做到了 There you go.
噢 天啊 Oh, my gosh.
- 很好 很好 - 好玩吗 - Okay, okay. - Right.
- 刚才怎么回事? - 对不起 我没抓牢 - What was that? - I'm sorry, I lost my grip.
你故意的 You did that on purpose.
也许吧 Uh.... Maybe I did.
我觉得你就是故意的 I think you did.
有时候 坠落是最精彩的部分 Well, sometimes falling is the best part.
继续 Come on.
- 好 - 姐高潮了 - Yeah. - I'm coming.
# 啊 好淫荡 # # Uhhh, so horny. #
等等 Hold on.
- 哈喽 - 嘿 是我 现在能说话吗? - Hello. - Hey, it's me. Can you talk?
- 可以 什么事? - 就是 我不知道 - Yeah, what's up? - It's just... I don't know.
我觉得同时和两个人约会很奇怪 I feel weird about dating two guys at once.
什么 这有什么可奇怪的 Are you serious? Don't feel bad about dating two guys.
这是好事 懂吗? 你就该这样生活 This is good, okay? You gotta go out there and live a life
为了那些像我一样不能这样做的女人 for women like me who can't
我们只能在每周三晚九点 边吃奇多 who have to have sex with the same guy every Wednesday night at 9:00
- 边和同一个人做爱 - 听起来不赖 - while we're eating Cheetos. - That's kind of awesome.
确实很好 It is awesome.
为了所有的女性同胞 For women everywhere.
这才对嘛 去吧 That's the spirit. Do it.
鲍勃现在超级饥渴 我得挂了 And Bob's super horny, I gotta go.
好 拜拜 Okay. Bye.
为所有女性同胞 我爱死这个口号了 Okay. For women everywhere. I love it, I love it, I love it.
# 我爱你那么久 # # Me love you long time. #
塔克 Tuck.
你的搭档呢? Where's your partner?
- 哦 他去约会了 - 我想也是 - Oh, he went out on a date. - Of course he did.
他是少女杀手 The guy's an assassin,
他看上的人都逃不出他的魔爪 对吧? slays everything he sets his sights on, right?
我们已经锁定那个牌照了 We got a positive lock on that license plate.
- 要我追踪它吗? - 是的 - Do you want us to put it up? - Yes.
算了 还是算了 No. Actually, no, don't.
- 还是要吧 如果你愿意 谢谢 - 好吧 - Yeah, go on. If you would, thanks, yeah. - Okay.
不不 我们不能这样 No. No, we can't.
好吧 追踪吧 继续 Yeah. You gotta do it now. Go on.
- 我找到了 - 很好 - I'm here now. - Okay.
哇哦 Wow.
- 我还以为你不会来呢 - 我说了我会来 - I wasn't sure if you were gonna show. - I told you I could handle it.
再看吧 过来 We'll see. Come on.
- 我排了好久呢 - 别担心 - Oh, I don't wanna lose my spot. - Don't worry about it.
你先请 After you.
请进 Go ahead.
让他们进去 Let them through.
- 伙计 见到你真高兴 - 最近怎么样? - Good to see you, buddy. - How you doing?
我发誓你一定会爱上这地方的 You'll gonna love this place, I swear.
嘿 希拉 你好吗? Hey, Ciera. How are you?
你一定会尽兴的 只要放松一点 找点乐子 I think you're enjoying yourself. You just have to loosen up. Get off the simmer.
纳撒尼尔 Nathaniel.
好呀 宝贝? 最近怎样? What's up, baby? How've you been?
瞧瞧你 Look at you.
你真是光芒四射 You are shining like a bright light.
你们也在? 太巧了 You guys are here? Come on.
我得去跟DJ打声招呼 他认识我 All right, I gotta go say hi to the DJ. He knows me.
来吧 进来玩吧 进来进来 Come on. Come on in. Come on. Come on.
你好? What's up?
女士优先 After you, my lady.
给我85年的凯歌香槟 塞米 '85 Veuve, Sammy.
你要去哪儿? Hey. Where are you going?
你要去哪儿? 我们才刚到 Where are you going? We just got here.
知道吗? You know what?
- 我不适合你 - 拜托 只要... - I'm not the girl for you. - Oh, come on, just...
先进来好么 会很有意思的 Come inside for a minute, we'll have a good time.
真的不用 我已经洗手不干了 It's really okay. I've done this.
我高中当体操运动员的时候 When I was a gymnast in high school,
最会的就是倒立喝酒了 my best event was the keg stand.
- 你是运动员? - 看不出来吧 - You're a gymnast? - Unbelievable.
我的问题很合理啊 It's valid question.
你说你是运动员 然后我就问一下 You said you were a gymnast, I asked a question.
所以我要离开了 That's exactly why I'm walking away right now.
就因为你古板 不懂怎么找乐子? Because you're uptight and you don't know how to have good time?
你的情商永远停留在十五岁 You have the emotional intelligence of a 15-year-old boy.
你以为我真愿意和你约会或陪你回酒吧? And you think I'd be interested in going out with you or going back up in the club?
- 我没这么想过 - 谢谢 妄下评论公主 - I don't think so. - Thank you, judgemental princess.
- 我们能到此为止吗? - 求之不得! - Can we call it a night? - Can we please call it a night！
- 晚安 - 拜拜了您 - Good night. - Sayonara.
玩得开心 Have fun.
再见 回你的疗养院吧 我会去看望你的 Ciao. Go back to the retirement village. I will see you soon.
人家当然愿意啦 Of course I do.
天呐 不是吧 Oh, my God. This is not happening.
回来回来 等等 Come back here. Wait, wait, wait.
- 吻我 - 什么? 不要 - Just kiss me. - What? Absolutely not.
- 我认真的 - 凭什么? 我不 - I'm being serious. - Why would I? No.
- 现在马上吻我 - 不要 你也太善变了 - Just kiss me right now. - I'm not gonna kiss you. You're bipolar.
- 闭嘴 - 哦 - Stop. - Oh.
劳伦 Lauren. Uh...
劳伦 嘿 Lauren, hey.
- 又遇到你了 - 哦 是史蒂夫 - There you are. - Oh. Oh, Steve.
上帝啊 居然又碰到你了 这么巧 Oh, my God, that is so funny running into you again. That's so funny.
这是我男朋友 罗斯福 Um... This is my boyfriend, FDR.
他... 他就是我说的那个外科医生 He, uh... He's the surgeon that we were talking about.
- 是吗 - 是的 - Huh. - Yeah.
神经外科医生 我是儿童医院的神经科主任 Neurosurgeon. I'm the department head at the children's hospital.
- 哇 真厉害 - 哪里哪里 - Wow, that's amazing. - Nah.
- 是的 他确实很厉害 - 得了 - He is. He's really amazing. - Stop it.
- 厉害? - 老实说 我觉得我太幸福了 - Amazing? -You know I can be honest with you, I don't know what makes me happier.
能看到孩子们天真的笑容 Smile on a child's face
还能看到清晨躺在我身边的你 or waking up next to you every morning.
- 我爱你 - 我也爱你 真好 - I love you. - I love you. I love you too. That's so funny.
倒霉蛋 Jinx. Ha-ha-ha.
- 我们很幸福 - 是啊 - We're really happy. - Yeah, we are.
- 对 - 和这样的女孩在一起 - Yeah. - Who wouldn't be happy
谁能不幸福呢? 她这么完美 with a girl like this? Look at her. She's got everything.
- 漂亮 时尚又优雅 - 他就是嘴甜 - She got the beauty, the style, the grace. - He's so sweet to me.
你知道她以前是体操运动员吗? Did you know she was a gymnast in the high school?
我不知道 No, I didn't know that.
- 想你也不知道 - 是的 - Didn't think so. - Yeah.
不过他喜欢 He likes it.
- 活蹦乱跳的 我喜欢 - 那是 - Frisky, I love it. - Yeah.
你能在单杠上那样吗 Can you do that thing on the high bar?
我觉得我们该走了 I think we should probably get going.
斯坦 幸会 我们该走了 Stan, it was such a pleasure.
是史蒂夫 无所谓了 We gotta go. I mean, it's Steve, but that's cool.
很高兴认识你 Great meeting you.
是史蒂夫 都差不多 Steve, yeah, whatever
很高兴认识你 Really nice meeting you.
- 很高兴见到他 - 甜心 真是幸会 - Really nice meeting you. - Sweetheart, It was a pleasure.
哦 看哪 吻手礼呢 Oh, look at that. A little kiss on the hand there.
- 真会讨人欢心 - 你真幸运 - That's sweet. - You are so lucky.
我知道 I know.
- 拜拜 - 再见 伙计们 - Bye. - Bye now, guys.
- 拜拜 - 再见 西蒙 玩得开心点 - Yeah. - See you. Have fun, Simon.
- 是史蒂夫 - 好了 太感谢你了 - It's Steve. - Okay. Thank you so much.
不好意思 你刚说什么? 我这只耳朵有点背 I'm sorry. What did you say? This ear's a little deaf.
我说谢谢 谢谢 不用为了这个词纠结吧 I said, thank you. Thank you. You don't have to be annoying about it.
想吃点东西吗? 我知道这附近有家披萨店 Do you wanna go grab a bite? I know a pizza place around the corner.
刚才的事你还欠我一个解释 You owe me an explanation for whatever that was.
- 好吧 你说的对 - 答应了? - Okay. You're right, I do. - Yeah?
- 当然 - 我们走吧 - Sure. - Let's go.
- 好吧 - 走吧 - Okay. - Okay.
所以我放弃一切 追随他来到这里 So I packed up my entire life and I followed him out here.
可是六个月后 And then six months later,
我抓到了他和一个普拉提教练上了床 I found him in bed with a Pilates instructor.
他和我想象的差太远了 He's just not the guy I thought he was.
- 我犯了个错误 - 我不相信错误 - I made a mistake. - I don't believe in mistakes.
对你这样的人来说 这还真是种合适的人生观 Well, that's a very convenient philosophy for someone like yourself.
错误造就了我们 It's the mistakes that make us who we are.
错误带你来这儿了 对吗? They led you here, right?
你现在想回亚特兰大生活吗? Would you rather be back in Atlanta right now?
不太想 No, not really.
错误让你找到了你喜欢的工作 They led to your job, you like your job.
- 我超爱我的工作 - 这不就得了 - I love my job. - So there you go.
随便说说 Just saying.
- 你真聪明 - 嗯哼 - You're very smart. - Mm-hm.
以一个夜店控的标准来说 Pretty smart for a club rat.
哈 好伤人 Ha. Ouch.
- 早上好 - 早上好 长官 - Good morning. - Good morning, sir.
昨天的女人很美嘛 Nice-looking woman from last night.
- 你监视我约会 - 什么? 我没有 - You reconned my date. - What? No. No.
不 你有 Yeah, you did.
好吧 我确实有 对不起 Okay. I'm sorry, I did. I reconned your date.
- 我们有协议的 - 我知道 - We had a deal. - I know.
- 抱歉 我开始觉得... - 你觉得? - Sorry, I started thinking... - You started thinking?
我必须知道... 我也不知道 I had to find out... I didn't know.
如果昨晚我们做了什么 你要怎样? If there was some action, what were you gonna do?
- 调来特种部队? - 怎么会 - Call in Special Ops? - No.
- 调狙击手? 爆我头? - 不 我是说 - Sniper squad? Take me out? - No, no. I mean...
慕尼黑分部查到了海因里希在香港的一个手下 Our Munich office got a hit back on one of Heinrich's men from Hong Kong.
他叫伊凡 索可洛夫 Name is Ivan Sokolov.
这是墨西哥联邦安全指挥部掌握的资料 DFS: 墨西哥的情报部门 和CIA关系密切 Here's a surveillance file from the DFS in Mexico.
我们猜他准备从洛杉矶港把海因里希接入境 We expect he's trying to get Heinrich into the country through L.A. Harbor.
传闻伊凡住在洛杉矶 Chatter suggests Ivan lives here in L.A.
现在 解决掉他 Now, flush him out.
她已经不生气了 She's definitely lost her sparkle.
好吧 你去联系国际刑警 我去找线人 All right, look, you flag Interpol, I'll call some of our contacts.
我真的喜欢这个女孩 I really like this girl.
我也很喜欢她 I really like her too.
不 我是真心喜欢她 No, I really, really like her.
- 我也是 - 是吗? - So do l. - You do?
是的 Yeah, I do.
- 所以你不会放弃啰? - 不会 - So you're not backing off? - Nope.
好吧 Okay.
那你应该知道我和劳伦约会的时候 Then you ought to know that when we went out on our date,
我和她... Lauren and l...
我们... we, um....
怎么了? What?
怎么了? 你们干什么了? What? What did you do?
我们接吻了 We shared a kiss.
- 哇 - 嗯哼 - Wow. - Mm-hm.
无比美妙的法式湿吻 Incredibly magical kiss with tongue.
哦 宝贝 多美妙 Oh, dear. Wonderful.
你个禽兽 You are an animal.
听着 伙计 我们也接吻了 Look, pal, we kissed too.
那个吻确实不凡 我觉得我俩有戏 It was pretty special. I don't think it will be the last.
- 我们拭目以待吧 - 咱们走着瞧 - Well, we'll see about that, won't we? - We shall see about that.
对 咱们走着瞧 Yes, we will. We will see about that.
别那样 别学我说话 Don't do that. Don't say what I just said.
咱俩走着瞧 We will see about that.
走着瞧 咱俩 About that, we will see.
咱俩走着瞧 We will see about that.
走着瞧 咱俩 About that, we will see.
好了兄弟们 这回是实战 我们要彻底搜查 Right. This is a live operation, it's a full wrap and tap, boys.
我需要窃听器 红外监视器 微型摄像头 I want parabolics, infrareds, sat cams,
所有有用的设备 everything we got on the job.
我要掌握劳伦 斯科特的一切信息 I want you to acquire intel on one Lauren Scott.
- 她有什么秘密喜好 - 她讨厌什么 - What are her secret likes.... - Dislikes.
我要知道什么能让她笑 什么能让她哭 I want to know what makes her laugh, makes her cry.
最好的朋友 亲人 Best friends, family members.
所有信息都很重要 Everything is important.
她最近三次和谁上的床 The last three guys she slept with.
她上个星期和谁睡的觉 Who she was sleeping with last week.
需要我们干掉他们么? You want us to take them out?
对... Yea...
不用 No.
- 不用 - 不好意思 可是... - No. - I'm sorry, but...
这和海因里希的案子有关吗? Does this have to do with Heinrich?
这是五级机密 I'm afraid that's level 5 classified.
只能向我汇报 For my eyes only.
这次行动是最高机密 This operation is top secret.
- 不要让你的国家失望 - 收到 - Don't let your country down, boys. - Roger that.
# 这就是我们要做的 # # This is how we do it. #
# 周五的夜晚 # # It's Friday night. #
# 我感觉很爽 # # And I feel all right. #
# 在西边有一个派对 # # And the party's here on the west side. #
# 我加大马力 调高音量 # # So I reach for my 40 And I turn it up. #
# 司机拿来我的车钥匙 # # Designated driver take the keys to my truck. #
# 奔向到海岸 因为我的宝贝就在那里 # # Hit the shore 'cause I'm faded Honeys in the street say. #
# 她说亲爱的 你来了 # # Monty, yo, we made it. #
# 这感觉真棒 # # It feels so good. #
# 今夜都属于我 # # In my hood tonight. #
# 卡尼岛上 男男女女玩在一起 # # The summertime skirts and the guys in Kani. #
# 小混混们都忘了飙车 # # All the gangbangers forgot About the drive-by. #
# 调整到最佳状态 # # You gotta get your groove on. #
# 趁我们还能好好玩一把 # # Before you go get paid. #
# 所以放下酒杯 举起双手 # # So tip up your cup And throw your hands up. #
# 让我听到你们说 # # And let me hear the party say. #
# 我很陶醉 因为 # # I'm kind of buzzed and it's all because. #
# 这就是我们要做的 # This is how we do it.
# 只有南部才有这种感觉 # # South Central does it like nobody does. #
# 这就是我们要做的 # # This is how we do it. #
# 周围的人里你最懂风情 # # To all my neighbors you got much flavor. #
# 这就是我们要做的 # This is how we do it.
# 让我们回到过去 # # Let's flip the track bring the old school back. #
# 这就是我们要做的 # # This is how we do it. #
# 手都举起来 # # All hands are in the air. #
# 随着音乐摇摆 # # And wave them from here to there. #
# 如果你是奥运健将 # # If you're an O.G. mack. #
# 或者明日巨星 # # Or a wanna-be player. #
# 我的朋友都对我很好 # # You see, the hood's been good to me. #
# 从我默默无闻 # # Ever since I was a lower-case G. #
# 到名利双收 # # But now I'm a big G. #
# 让我听到你们说 # # Let me hear the party say. #
# 如果你从 # # If you were from #
# 我的家乡来 你就会知道 # # Where I'm from then you would know. #
# 这就是我们要做的 # # This is how we do it. #
- 你们在干嘛? - 没干嘛 - What the hell is going on in here? - Nothing.
抱歉打断你们的游戏 Well, I'm sorry to interrupt playtime,
但我们找到了伊凡 索可洛夫 but we have an address on Ivan Sokolov.
我觉得你们也该出去转转了 And I thought you boys might wanna get out of the office.
当然 Absolutely.
我冲锋 你断后 I'll take lead, you run backup.
这回我冲锋 谢谢 I was thinking of taking lead on this one, thank you.
一直都是我冲锋 你也不是什么事都会 I'm always the first in the door. You're not always first at everything, mate.
你好 我们是伊凡的朋友 Hello. We're, um, friends of Ivan.
对了 你先请 Oh, no, take lead, please.
不 不 还是你先 No, no. Honestly, after you.
- 用的百露? - 广霍香 Brut: 香水品牌 - Brut? - Patchouli.
我喜欢广霍香 很可爱 I love patchouli. Lovely.
- 不是 我... - 你刚赌了什么? - Oh, no, I'm like... - Yeah. What are you betting down there?
哈喽! 打牌呢! Hello! Cards!
我也很喜欢玩牌呢 Mate, I am such a huge fan of poker.
他是里诺钓鱼大赛的冠军 He actually won the Go Fish Masters tournament in Reno.
这是私人游戏 This is private game.
别对我指手划脚 你知道我是谁么? Don't wave your hands at me, chief. Don't you know who I am?
他午饭喝多了 脑子短路 He got into the rose at brunch, he's gonzo.
我说了这是私人游戏 I said this is private game.
我知道你是谁 I know who you are, mate.
- 伊凡 - 恐怖分子 - Ivan. - The terrible.
我们是卡尔 海因里希的朋友 We're friends with Karl Heinrich.
有个小问题 There's one little trouble.
海因里希没有朋友 Heinrich doesn't have any friends.
哦 我的天 Oh, dear.
子弹! 给我子弹! Mag! Give me a mag!
你到底准备了没? Do you ever come prepared?
废话 说什么废话! Bollocks, mate. Bollocks!
拿出枪 Get out your gun.
塔克 趴下! Tuck, get down!
趴下! Get down!
走你 我逮着你了? There you are. I got you, eh, mate?
不 是我抓到的 No, I got him.
对 当然是你了 干的漂亮 Yeah, of course you did, mate. I love your work.
告诉我们海因里希在哪 Tell us where Heinrich is
我们来做个交易 伊凡 and we'll be able to cut you a deal, Ivan.
我什么都不会说的 I'm not saying anything.
好吧 你在这会有吃有喝 还有新裤子 Okay, you get three square meals a day and we'll get you a nice pair of trousers.
我们走 喷点除臭剂吧 伊凡 臭死了 Let's go. Give deodorant a chance, Ivan. You stink.
- 怎么了 - 嗯? - What's happening? - Hm?
- 怎么了 - 是柯林斯 我要去看医生 - What's going on? - Uh, Collins. I'm gonna go see the medic.
- 是啊 - 你呢? - Yeah. - You?
没什么 一批电脑芯片到了 No. Just the intel flash coming over.
- 知道了 - 好 - Roger that. - Right. Right.
她给她朋友翠西发了短信 She texted her friend Trish.
说她想聊聊 因为她F-T-F-O了 Said she needed to talk because she was F-T-F-O.
破译组认为这是太他妈纠结的意思 长官 Which Cryptography Department believes means she was freaking the fuck out, sir.
老实说 我知道这事的时候都要笑爆了 LMFAO: laughing my fucking ass off I S-H-l-T you not. I was L-M-F-A-O when I read that.
这太疯狂了 搞... It was crazy, ridiculou...
博斯维克! 嘘嘘嘘嘘嘘 Bothwick! S-H-H-H-H-H.
然后翠西打电话给保姆 告诉她有紧急情况 Trish then called the babysitter and told her it was an emergency.
这很严重 相当严重 This is serious. This is really serious.
想不到这也能出问题 上个月我还和鲍革约会 Can't believe this is my problem. Last month, I was dating Boggle.
这个月 和两个帅哥约会 This month, I'm dating two gorgeous guys.
你别把鲍革当男人了 这只是个游戏 I need you to stop making references to Boggle like a man. It's a game.
而你听起来像养了九只猫还性冷淡的女人 And you sound like a woman who has nine cats and knits her ass off.
你从没说过帅 你说的好看 这就有区别了 You never said gorgeous. You said good-looking. There's a difference...
- 想看看他们的照片吗? - 想 - Wanna see a picture of them? - Yes.
- 好 - 我不知道你还有照片 给我 - Okay. - I didn't know you had pictures. Give it.
哇哦 Oh. Wow.
- 如何? - 好像会很有趣哦 - Right? - That's dirty sex.
你和他爱爱 然后身上就会沾上他们味道 You know you're gonna have dirty sex and it's gonna stink.
不是说爱爱 我是说男人的气味 那是好东西 Not like sex. I mean, like, man stink, the good stuff.
确实不错 对你来说 另外那个长什么样? That's pretty impressive. For you, yeah. What does the other one look like?
直接翻页就行 点一下 You just scroll over, you do the finger thing.
哦 天哪 他也很性感 Oh, my God. He is hot too.
你太厉害了 I am impressed with you.
- 这么性感 这男的真是 - 你吓死我了 - This is hotness. That man is... - You scared the shit out of me.
- 你没事吧? - 没事 - You all right? - Yup.
- 医生怎么说? - 挺好的 - Medically speaking? - Fine.
- 他们是人不是商品 - 你不怎么会撒谎 - They're people, not products. - You're not a very good liar, know that?
- 你最会了 - 他们从没带我出去玩过 - Oh, yes, and you are. - They never play this game with me.
既然都来了 我们一起看吧 Seeing as we're both here, we might as well share resources.
- 多好的人啊 - 我没的选吧 - Incredible guys. - I don't have a choice.
- 请坐 - 来了 - Please, sit down. - Oh, I'm staying.
好吧 作为朋友我能帮你 Okay, good, good. Well, I'm available as a friend.
如果你愿意让我和这两个人上床的话 If you want me to have sex with both of those guys
咱们床上定胜负 just to test out stuff and see who comes back a winner and who doesn't.
他们不会发现的 我扮成你 把头发扎起来 They wouldn't know. I'd pretend I was you. I'd put my hair up in a pony.
虽然我很忙 因为我有孩子 Obviously I'm busy, because I'm a mother,
但我还能挤出点时间 but I would carve out time in my schedule.
因为我够朋友 That's the kind of friend I am.
- 她怎么去会咨询这纯爷们 - 我不知道 - Why is she listening to that old man? - I have no idea.
- 知道吗 这样没用 - 好吧 好吧 - Okay. You know what? That's not helpful. - Okay, fine.
那我们玩你最擅长的座谈会形式 Do one of your "focus groups" you do at work.
你是来宾 我是主持人 You can be the focus group, I can be in charge, like you.
- 哦 这主意不错 - 好 - Oh, that's actually a good idea. - Okay.
不错 我喜欢 This is good, I like this.
好的 那我问你一些关于商品的问题 Okay, so I will ask you questions about the products.
- 好 - 就是那两个人 - Okay. - The people.
你告诉我你喜欢哪个以及原因 And you tell me who you like and why.
我不知道 他们都很棒 I don't know. They're both incredible.
这么纠结呢 我还得赶回家 What a struggle. I have to go home
去擦鲍勃胡子上的塔塔酱 and clean tartar sauce out of Bob's beard right now.
也可能是蛋蛋上的 Probably one of his testicles.
你还要给我讲这两个人有多棒吗 You're gonna talk to me about how amazing these guys are?
他们就没什么缺点吗? Is there anything bad about them?
好吧 让我想想 缺点 Okay, let me think. Flaws.
想起来了... I think there...
有那么一点 There is one thing.
罗斯福的手小小的 像女的一样 FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands.
像霸王龙那样的手 Like little T. rex hands.
- 哈! - 哦 恶心 - Ha! - Oh, grosss.
这就是说他的小弟弟就像糖豆那么小 Means he's got a Mike and lke for a penis.
你知道这不是真的 你见过的 You know that's not true. You've seen it.
你在孟加拉见过 你知道这不是真的 You've seen it in Bangladesh, you know that's not true.
而塔克是英国人 And Tuck is British.
- 这什么意思 - 没什么意思 - What is that supposed to mean? - Doesn't mean anything.
那都一样 他俩差不多 现在进入选择模式 That's the same, they're kind of even. So get into decision-making mode.
我要你快点作决定 真有意思 And I need you to do it kind of quickly. It's fun,
但又不是我和他们上床 but I'm not the one having sex.
- 我不能太投入 - 知道我需要什么吗? - So I can't be that invested. - Okay. You know what I need?
嗯 Mm.
- 来个3P - 不 我要截止日期 - A joint. - No, I need a deadline.
我要给自己有限的时间来作决定 Gonna give myself a finite amount of time to make this decision.
- 不错 - 一周之内作出选择 - That's good. - One week I have to make a decision.
一周? One week?
她在佐治亚州长大 Okay, so she grew up in Georgia.
她喜欢去流浪狗收容站当义工 She likes to volunteer at dog shelters.
她热爱古典摇滚 喜欢收集雪佛兰的汽车模型 She's a fan of classic rock and collecting mini Camaros.
什么 真车那种吗? What, as in the cars?
太好玩了! This is so fun!
你真是个天才 You're a natural in this.
太奇怪了 我爸以前也收集这些 It's just so weird. My dad used to collect these.
但都没有这辆好 而且他也不让我开 They were never as nice as this one. But he never let me drive them.
真不懂他为什么不让 I can't possibly imagine why he wouldn't do that.
# 我中了她的魔咒 # # She's got a magic spell on me. #
他是在冲侦察机比中指吗? Did he just give our bird the bird?
# 现在我有了女人 # # Now I've got a woman. #
- 怎么了? - 什么? 那是尾气 - What was that? - What? Well, that was the exhaust.
- 哦 - 加足马力 继续 - Oh. - Give it some throttle. Go on.
她喜欢红酒 薰衣草盐浴 She likes red wine, lavender bath salts.
她还收集古斯塔夫克里姆特的海报 Gustav Klimt: 奥地利画家 And she collects posters by Gustav Klimt.
- 哈? - 对 奥地利人 画画的那个 - Huh? - Yeah. Austrian cat. Boy can paint.
你看过"吻"吗? 就这样 Ain't you never seen The Kiss? You know, like that:
当然 我当然见过 Yeah, no, of course I have.
这是我想的那样么? Is this what I think it is?
你是他粉丝哦? You're a fan?
- 古斯塔夫克里姆特的? - 就是他 - Of Gustav Klimt? - Of Gustav Klimt.
他是我最喜欢的画家 He's my favorite artist.
他也是我最喜欢的画家 He's my favorite artist.
真是难以置信 This is incredible.
- 这些是真品吗? - 是 - Are these real? - Yeah.
好的 等下 Okay, stop.
- 你认识这幅吗? - 认识 - You recognize this? - Yes.
- "竖琴师" 1895年? - 我.. - The Harpist, 1895? - I have this...
在书里见过 Seen it in a book.
他创办维也纳分离派前的作品 维也纳分离派: 克里姆等人于1897年创办的组织 Pre-secession movement.
看这平面和立体之间的衔接 Look at the tension between two-and three-dimensionality.
平面和立体之间的衔接得多么紧密 The tension between two-and three-dimensionality.
不可思议 这是我的最爱 Incredible. This is my favorite.
你怎么知道的 How do you know?
"金鱼" 1902年 Undine, 1902.
哦我的天哪 太神奇了 Oh, my goodness, this is amazing.
当时创新变成了本能... Innovation became intrinsic....
在德加和其他现代派画家身上 Degas: 法国画家 To Degas and other modernists.
你可以看到新艺术派的影响 You can see influence of art nouveau.
他是手指绘画的拥护者 Strong advocate of finger-painting movement.
什么? What?
嘿 信号没了 Hey. We lost contact.
有时他会触摸他的作品以接近它们 Sometimes he would finger his paintings to get closer to them.
他 呃 用他的... He, uh, used his....
他会... He would...
用手指直接在画布上作画... The intimacy with the canvas to finger a painting...
来... To...
而不是用手 Rather to paint using hands.
有时 他还会用泥和小棍 Sometimes, he would use mud and sticks.
知道吗 他还用泥和小棍... You know, he used mud and sticks... Ahem.
他用过? He did?
如果他找不到小棍的话 If he couldn't find a stick...
- 他会用他的老二 - 他会用他的 - he would use his dick. - ... he'd just use his...
什么? What?
卧槽 是谁...? Oh, son of a bitch. Who is...?
我觉得今天讲得够多了 You know, I think enough talking.
就用这幅画来说明一切吧 Let's let the paintings speak for themselves.
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
哇 Wow.
太美了 That is so beautiful.
太美了 It's amazing.
简直难以置信 Just incredible.
对 没错 Yeah. It is.
谢谢你 Thank you.
- 喂? - 嘿 是我 - Hello? - Hey, it's me.
- 怎么样? - 他们都很好 太好了 - How did it go? - They both went well. Too well.
我不知道要怎么办 I don't know what to do.
太棒了 我马上过去 That's awesome. I'm coming over.
调到五号机 音量调大一点 Go up on 5. Let's just pump the audio a little bit.
真要这么做吗 长官? 这是非法的 Are you sure about this, sir? We might have some constitutional issues here.
爱国者法案 爱国者法案: 小布什搞出来的反恐法案 Patriot Act.
- 怎么样? - 他们两个都太棒了 - So how was it? - They're both incredible.
罗斯福有双迷死人的眼睛 Uh, FDR has these amazing eyes that you just wanna melt into.
太美了 他带我看了我最喜欢的东西 So beautiful. He brings out the best in me.
他很有激情 He really challenges me.
但他是那种精力特充沛的人 他太滑头了 But he's that guy who's always on, he's superslick.
有时候 我觉得他只在意自己 Sometimes, I think he doesn't care about anything more than himself.
他们说这是狗狗们的避难所 但... 到了 Well, they say it's a sanctuary for them, but it's... Here it is.
- 这里太棒了 - 这更像是我的避难所 - This is amazing. - It's really more of a sanctuary for me.
- 嘿 丽贝卡 - 那男的是谁? - Hey, Rebecca. - Who's that man?
- 嘿 贝蒂 - 啥? - Hey, Betty. - Excuse me?
我不知道你这么喜欢动物 I just had no idea you were so passionate about animals.
是啊 动物和孩子们 Yeah. Animals and kids.
你好? What's up?
- 你好吗 尼克? - 叫谁? - How you doing, Nick? - What?
还有很多你不知道的呢 There are a lot of things you don't know about me
- 我要花些时间才能敞开心扉 - 我懂得 - and it takes a while for me to open up. - I can see that.
哦 你怎么了? Oh, what's the matter?
- 你怎么了? - 嘿 小家伙 - What's the matter, you? - Hey, little guy.
- 怎么回事? - 你还好吧? - What's going on? - You okay?
- 你就直接打开笼子? - 一直都行 - Are you allowed to open the cages? - All the time.
- 好吧 - 没错 - Okay. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
嘿 斯纳格 你好吗 老兄? Hey, Snuggles, how are you, bud?
这是波士顿狗 It's a Boston terrier.
我喜欢这些狗 嗨 I love these dogs. Hi.
嗨 Hi.
是啊 它们真精神 Yeah. That's a lot of energy.
我爱死这了 I love this place.
- 你嘴里是什么? - 几撮狗毛 - What's in your mouth? - A lot of dog hair.
- 是啊 - 那么... - Yeah. - So....
我知道 I know.
乱七八糟的 Big mess.
- 能帮我挑一只吗? - 你要领养小狗? - Do you wanna help me pick one out? - You're gonna adopt a dog?
我想我该学学如何关心其他人了 对么? I think it's time for me to be responsible for something other than myself, you know?
哇哦 很好啊 Wow, I think that's so great.
好啊 Okay.
那我们就挑只最老最丑的畜生吧 Let's pick the saddest, oldest bastard here.
好 塔克呢? Okay, what about Tuck?
塔克很棒 Uh, Tuck is great.
他很体贴 很... 我们在一起很开心 He's sweet, he's ki... We have so much fun.
也许是我一生中最开心的时光 More fun that I've ever had in my entire life.
但是他好像太体贴了? 有点殷勤? But he's maybe too sweet? A little earnest?
很有安全感 Uh, sort of safe.
对 那很没劲 光听你讲讲我都要睡着了 Yeah. That's boring. I almost fell asleep just listening to that.
安全 Safe.
好吧 我准备好了 Okay, I think I'm ready.
- 你之前碰过武器吗 - 你知道的 - You ever carried a weapon before? - You know...
没碰过 Not really, no.
好的 别让枪口离我太近 明白吗? Okay. Okay. I need you to keep that end of the weapon well away from me, clear?
- 好的 - 干得好 - Okay. - Thumbs up.
- 应该会很好玩的 - 不 - This will be fun. - No.
不是好玩 It's not fun.
是危险 It's dangerous.
嘿 看好了 Hey, watch there.
- 老兄!行动 - 我的脸! - Men! Move. - My face!
哦 上帝啊 Oh, my God.
老兄 别这样 Man, come on.
- 跟上啊 - 哦! - Come on. - Oh!
好 Okay.
天啊 我得戴上眼镜 压力山大啊! Oh, God, I gotta get the goggles on. This is very stressful!
- 危险解除 我们出来 快来 - 好的 - Clear. We're coming out. Okay, come on. - Okay.
打他! Get him!
- 不许爆头! - 你犯规了 - No head shots! - That's illegal.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
我好怕怕 I'm scared.
是手榴弹! It's a grenade!
# 你现在喜欢我吗 # # How you like me now. #
那男的是谁? Who is that guy?
这只是游戏 It's just a game.
我们走吧 Let's get out of here.
哈? 对了 Huh? Oh, yes.
天哪 Oh, my God.
- 看见我炸飞那个了吗? - 好吧 - Did you see me light that up? - Okay.
刚才那人不知道从哪来的 That boy come right out of nowhere.
好吧 你简直太会玩这个了 Okay, you are disturbingly good at this.
哦对 对 你现在感觉如何? Oh, yeah. Yeah, how does that make you feel?
如果咱们国家被玩彩弹游戏的人袭击的话 Like if our nation gets attacked by random paintball people
- 我绝对很安全 - 安全 - I'll be safe. - Safe.
我本想掩护你的 我这还有子弹 I tried to get your back there. I got off a few shots
可是我的扳机好像卡住了 but I think my triggering mechanism was stuck.
- 是你没拉保险栓 - 我还想... - You got the safety on. - I was trying to...
- 哦 你说的是这东西 - 对 啊! - Oh, you mean this thing here? - Yeah. Ugh!
哦 天啊 你没事吧? Oh, my God. Are you okay?
对不起我笑了 Ha, ha. Oh, I'm sorry I'm laugh
一有坏事发生我就想笑 I have this laughter thing when bad things happen.
这不好玩 我不该笑的 It's not funny. I shouldn't do that.
你没事吧? 还能走吗? Are you okay? Can you walk?
嗯 我很好 我很好 我很好 Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
我的天哪 太对不起了 Oh, my God, I feel so bad.
没事 我没事 Yeah, it's good.
- 走吧 咱们吃点东西去 - 好吧 - Come on, let's go get something to eat. - Okay.
你记得我跟你说过塔克有多殷勤吧? So you know how I was telling you that Tuck has been really earnest?
那天我们玩彩弹射击 The other day, we went paintballing
他差点用彩弹枪把那孩子的眼珠子打出来 and he nearly put this kid's eye out with a paintball gun.
至于罗斯福 他带我去了宠物收容所 Then FDR, we went to this animal shelter
领养了一只十二岁的老狗 一只眼还是瞎的 and he adopted a 12-year-old dog with a milky eye.
事情越发不可思议了 I'm telling you, it's getting weird.
我觉得是我把他们弄成那样的 I can't help but thinking I'm putting them in this position.
这件事把他们逼疯了 把我也逼疯了 It's making them crazy. It's making me crazy.
那你打算怎么办? So, what are you gonna do about it?
我必须做任何有理智的女人都会做的事 I have to do what any rational woman in my position would do.
- 和他们分手? - 和他们上床 - Break up with them? - Sleep with them.
床上定胜负 Sex tiebreaker.
噢 谢天谢地! 你终于开窍了! Oh, thank you! Finally!
床上定胜负! 你早该这么做了! A sex tiebreaker! That is what you need to do!
你和他们两个都得睡一下! You have to have sex with both of them!
谢天谢地 Thank you.
这叫做爱的启蒙 懂不? 谷歌去 the birds and the bees: 西方父母对小孩进行的启蒙性教育时用的比喻 What? It's called the birds and the bees, bitch, okay? Google it.
我们有协议 We had a deal.
对 我们确实有协议 Well, we have a deal.
- 我们有协议 - 我不会和她睡的 - We have a deal. - I'm not gonna have sex with her.
我也不会和她睡的 And I am not gonna have sex with this woman either.
就算她使出浑身解数 No matter how hard she tries.
- 我们有君子协议 - 我们有君子协议 - We have a gentleman's agreement. - We have a gentleman's agreement.
而且我们是君子 And we are gentlemen.
不是吗? Okay?
是的 Okay.
很好 Okay. Good.
上帝啊 Good Lord.
- 时间到了? - 是 知道了 - That the time? - Yeah, I got that thing.
我该去那里了 I gotta be somewhere this time.
开启全方位战略预防模式 Full-scale tactical prevention mode.
你有什么具体方案? What exactly do you have in mind?
哇 好漂亮啊 Wow, this is amazing.
- 必须的 - 真美 - Indeed. - How nice.
蜡烛会不会有点俗气? Do you think the candles are a bit cheesy?
不会 我觉得挺好的 No. I think they're wonderful.
真是个美妙的夜晚 This has been the perfect night.
狄克曼 Dickerman
准备洒水 make it rain.
# 我不能忍受 # # Can't stand it #
# 我知道是你一手策划 我会将它摆平 # # I know you planned it I'm gonna set it straight. #
# 蓄意破坏 # # Sabotage. #
你真觉得可以相信他? You really think you can trust him?
绝对不信 Absolutely not.
- 好吧 我相信你 - 哇哦 - Okay, I believe you. - Wow.
- 太棒了- 是吗? - This is great. - Yeah?
嗯 Yeah.
- 天花板上有游泳池 - 嗯 - Pool on the roof. - Oh, you know
这样可以方便我为旧伤做水疗 it's hydrotherapy for an old football injury.
我去去就回 I'll be right back.
- 行不? - 好的 - Okay? - Okay.
好了 斯科莱姆 一边去 Come on, scram. Let's go.
# 他漫步空中 # # He moves in space #
天哪 God.
# 那是蓄意破坏 # # It's a sabotage. #
# 我不能忍受 我知道是你一手策划 # # Can't stand it I know you planned it. #
草泥... Son of a...
# 当我勃然大怒 我忍受不了摇滚 # # I can't stand rocking When I fly off the handle. #
# 这算什么? 它是个奇迹 # # What could it be? It's a miracle. #
# 你在谋划一件事 就是蓄意破坏 # # You're scheming on a thing That's sabotage. #
# 爱情圣手 # # Smooth operator. #
罗斯福? FDR?
# 爱情圣手 # # Smooth operator. #
不会吧? Really?
# 爱情圣手 # # Smooth operator. #
镇定剂飞镖 A tranq dart.
镇定剂飞镖 三英寸长 这能要了我的命啊 A tranq dart. Three inches over, I would've been dead.
四 是四英寸 Four. Four inches, okay?
- 野蛮人 - 早上好 长官 Neanderthal: 一种生活在欧洲的原始人 - Neanderthal. - Morning, sirs.
闭嘴 Shut up.
真不敢相信你居然不信任我 I cannot believe you didn't trust me.
我们都知道你听了莎黛的歌后会怎样 We both know what happens when you listen to Sade.
- 她是一个很棒的歌手 - 她确实是 - She's an incredible singer. - She is.
你一旦荷尔蒙泛滥 就一发不可收拾了 Your hormones start, you turn into Horny Pants.
- 去你妹... - 别怪我没提醒你 - Hor... - And might I remind you
是你先淹了我的公寓 you were the one who flooded my apartment first.
- 那些蜡烛是火灾隐患 - 不不 - The candles were a fire hazard. - No.
你就是担心我和劳伦激情燃烧 不是吗? The only thing you were worried about getting fired up was Lauren, wasn't it?
诚实点 富兰克林 Honesty, Franklin.
努努力 Try it.
好吧! Right!
伊凡 我今天心情非常不好 Now, I have very serious anger management issues today, Ivan
所以如果你能配合我 so I would appreciate it if you'd do me the courtesy
快快回答完我那些无聊透顶的问题 of answering all my terribly boring questions
我会很高兴的 sharpish.
- 嘿 嘿 老虎钳? - 对 就是老虎钳 - Heh, heh. The pliers, really? - Yes, the pliers, really.
老一套 安全又无聊 Predictable, safe and boring yet again.
那你怎么不用你那纤纤玉手 Why don't you tickle Ivan's feet
挠他的脚心 直到他招供呢? till he talks with your teeny, tiny, itty-bitty jazz hands?
哼 Heh.
海因里希在哪? 哥们儿 Where is Heinrich, brother?
他迟早会来找你的 Sooner or later he'll be coming for you.
哥们儿 Brother.
你死定了 You are going to die.
别担心 下一个就是你 Don't worry, you're next.
乔纳斯的事我深表遗憾 I'm sorry about Jonas.
- 天哪 - 别管 让他自己玩吧 - Ooh! Oh, gosh. - No, no, no. Just let him do his thing.
噢 你好 Oh, hello.
奶奶 这是劳伦 劳伦 这是我祖母 奶奶 Uh, nanna, this is Lauren. Lauren, this is my grandmother, nanna.
你就是那个不得不忍受富兰克林女孩吧 So you're the girl who's been putting up with Franklin.
- 嗯哼 - 我带了馅饼 - Mm-hm. - I brought pie.
你知道厨房在哪 我和劳伦要好好聊聊 Yeah, you know where the kitchen is. Lauren and I have a lot to talk about.
很漂亮 是吗? Yes, this is pretty, isn't it?
噢 好美啊 Oh, this is beautiful.
- 哇哦 这是罗斯福吗? - 是的 - Oh, is this FDR? - Oh, yes.
瞧他那一字眉 Look at that unibrow.
- 占满了额头 - 他小时候很可爱 - It goes all the way around his head. - I know, he was so cute.
- 嗨 多蒂 - 他们是谁? - Hi, Dottie. - And who are these people?
这是他的父母 Oh, those are his parents.
他们在他九岁那年去世了 They died when he was 9.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
他从未和我说过 He never told me that.
有天晚上他们准备出去吃饭 结果出了车祸 In a car crash. They were going out to dinner one night and, um...
打那以后他就像变了个人似的 Well, he's never been quite the same since.
很难去相信别人 He has a hard time trusting people.
但他肯定很信任你 But he must trust you.
因为你是他带回家的第一个女孩 Because you are the first girl he's ever brought here.
我也很难信任别人 I have a hard time trusting people too.
他有大大的蓝眼睛 像宝石一样 He had the biggest blue eyes, like marbles.
几乎能让他尿床后免受责罚 Which almost made up for the bed-wetting.
奶奶 我们现在不必说这个吧 Nanna. We really don't have to talk about that right now.
噢 必须要的 Oh, we really do.
- 不不不 - 我们要谈论 - No, no, no. - No, we should.
- 应该要的 - 我知道... - We ought to. - I know...
他穿着超人的衣服到处乱跑 He wore that Superman costume everywhere.
你无法想象那种味道 You wouldn't believe the smell.
但我们怎么会想到他真把这个当回事? But how were we to know that he would take it so literally?
- 还从屋顶上跳下来 - 噢! - The little fellow jumped off the roof. - Oh!
我是被误导了 好吗? I was given misinformation, okay?
我们都会犯错 那是我犯过的一个错误 We all make mistakes. That was one of mine.
是的 但是记住 富兰克林 没有绝对的错误 Yes, but remember, Franklin, there are no mistakes.
敬零错误 To no mistakes.
- 敬零错误 - 敬零错误 - To no mistakes. - To no mistakes.
- 我很少穿礼服 - 我也难得穿 - Okay, wearing dresses. - I was only wearing them
因为我觉得它们像披风 because I thought they were capes.
我们在录吗? Are we recording this?
我今晚很开心 I had a nice time tonight.
我也是 Me too.
我喜欢那个穿背带裤长一字眉的家伙 I like that guy with the unibrow and the braces.
事实上... I actually...
我可能喜欢他多过喜欢你 I might like him more than I like you.
他也很喜欢你 He likes you too.
我该走了 I should go.
好 Yeah.
我应该做个绅士 I should be a gentleman.
好吧 幸好我不是绅士 Well, the good news is I'm no gentleman.
情况不妙 This is not good.
# 她让我神魂颠倒 # # She blew my mind. #
# 我们共度快乐时光 # # And we've been hangin' out. #
# 自那以后 # # Ever since that time. #
# 我们暗生情愫 # # We got good love. #
# 摇滚起来 # # Rock 'n' roll. #
哦 不 Oh, no.
# 噢 耶 # # Oh, yeah. #
# 甜蜜的爱 # # Sweet, sweet love. #
- 嘿 - 噢 天哪! - Hey. - Oh, God!
噢 上帝 Oh, my God. Okay.
- 早安 - 早上好 - Morning. - Good morning.
- 你都穿好了 要去哪? - 我要去工作 - You're dressed. Where you going? - I have to go to work.
我还想我们可以做点薄饼什么的 I thought maybe we could make pancakes or something.
你喜欢薄饼吗? Do you like pancakes?
喜欢 真的 我超爱吃薄饼 I love pancakes. Really, I'd love to have pancakes.
- 有谁不喜欢啊? 除非他疯了 - 疯了 - Who doesn't like pancakes? Crazy people. - Crazy people.
我得去工作了 还有个会 I have to go to work. I have a meeting.
会议开始的很早 所以我要走了 Really super early. So I gotta go.
哦 对 对 没事 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, that's cool.
我...我也要开会 所以... I have... I've got a meeting too, so...
- 好吧 - 昨晚... - Okay. - Last night was...
- 额...真是 - 难以置信 - Uh.... Was... - Was incredible.
太疯狂了 That was crazy.
是 Yeah.
额 谢谢你昨晚... Uh, thank you for the...
也谢谢你 Thank you for that.
我得走了 So I'm gonna go.
但我要把你锁里面 还是不锁 我也不知道 But lock up behind you... Or don't lo... I don't know.
你又没偷东西 我不知道我为什么说那些 You're not gonna steal anything. I don't know why I said that.
好吧 再见 Okay, bye.
拜 Bye.
翠西 我和他睡了 Trish, I slept with him.
- 哪个他? - 罗斯福 - Which one? - FDR.
天呐 太棒了 感觉怎样? 还能走路不? Oh, my God, that's awesome. How do you feel? Can you walk?
纤纤玉手 不过不是个问题 Small hands, not an issue.
我早说过那个不是问题 I told you it wasn't gonna be an issue.
感觉怎样? How was it?
太棒了 简直爽歪歪 Amazing. Like five times amazing.
但我下午还要去见塔克 But I'm supposed to go meet Tuck this afternoon.
可是昨晚事 我不能现在就见他 But after last night, I can't see Tuck now.
不 不行 男人总是这样对我们 不是吗? No, no, they do it to us all the time, okay?
你以为葛罗莉亚 斯坦能被捕了 Gloria Steinem: 女性主义者 反对性别和种族歧视 You think Gloria Steinem got arrested and sat in jail
你就变成婊子了? so you could act like a little bitch?
不会的 去见他吧 这是你的自由 I don't think so. Get out there, you get flexible.
我会下地狱的 I'm going to hell.
不会的 你要是去了 我就... You're not. If you go there, I'm...
我去接你回来 I'll be there to pick you up.
好嘞 给我留杯喝的 Okay, save me a drink.
昨晚的监控带子到手没? You got last night's surveillance tape?
我们什么都没拍到 We didn't get anything.
什么都没有 We got nothing.
磁带卡住了 所以... The tape jammed, so...
布利 这是数字化的 你个笨蛋 Boylee, it's digital, you plank.
- 那能把带子给我吗? - Right. So can I have the disk?
老实说 你不会想看的 Seriously, you don't wanna see it.
我自己掂量 多谢关心 I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much.
你看过没? Now, did you see this?
就看了一次 Only once.
好吧 发生了什么事? Right. What happened?
小富同志去了她家 Agent Foster entered the premises.
- 好吧 - 是的 - All right. - Yep.
然后呢? And?
- 布利 - 咳咳 - Boylee. - Ahem.
- 然后他... - 布利 然后怎么了? - Then he... - Boylee, what happened next?
然后他进入了 Then he entered the premises.
我知道了 我全明白了 谢了 要振作 伙计 I got it, mate. Yeah, I totally understand. Thank you very much. Cheers, mate.
睁开眼睛 Open your eyes.
我飞起来了 I'm flying.
杰克 Jack.
嘿 Hey.
- 嗨 - 玛雅 - Hi. - Maya.
又到周二了 So it's Tuesday.
嗯哼 Mm-hm.
我的夜宿日? My layover day?
是 没错 Yeah. Right. Um....
不过... It's just...
听着 我... Look, l...
我不能再这样了 I can't really do this, um....
我爱上了一个人 I met somebody.
抱歉 Sorry.
好吧 Okay.
我这是怎么了? What's happening to me?
你一点自制力都没有 You have absolutely no self-control.
塔克 我也没想到会这样 好吗? Tuck, look, I didn't plan on this happening, okay?
是她先引诱我的 She's the one that initiated it in the first place.
没错 当然是她主动的 Well, of course she initiated.
你把你那幸福的大家庭搬出来 You roll out the big, happy family,
搞得像少女漫画一样 不是吗? it's like girl porn, isn't it?
- 你犯规了 - 去他的规则 这不是游戏 - You broke the rules, man. - Forget the rules. Not a game anymore.
- 我很在乎劳伦 - 是是 你动真感情了 - I care for Lauren. - Great, you have affections.
- 只不过花了30年 - 塔克 - It only took you 30 years. - Tuck.
- 干嘛? - 我和她睡了 - What? - I slept with her.
- 我知道 - 不 是睡着了 我睡着了 - Yeah, well, I'm well aware of that, aren't I? - No, slept. Fell asleep.
我以前从没在女人身边睡着过 That's never happened to me before.
嘿 妈妈 我来啦 Hey, Mom, I'm coming!
嘿 小子 你好吗? 过来 给我抱抱 Hey, spudley, how you doing? Come on, give us a cuddle.
你好 Hello.
这是我的朋友劳伦 This is my friend Lauren.
我还以为弗兰克叔叔是你唯一的朋友呢 I thought Uncle Frank was your only friend.
谁是弗兰克叔叔? Who's Uncle Frank?
是 咳咳 Yes. Ha, ha. Um.... Ahem.
没错 他是我唯一的工作伙伴 He's right. He is my only friend from work.
但这是我的新朋友 劳伦 But this is my new friend. Lauren.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
嘿 你们下午准备干嘛? Hey, what are you two doing this afternoon?
我工作上需要点帮助 I need some help with work.
- 你们正好可以帮帮我 - 不是吧 - You could be the men for the job. - No.
- 真的? - 听起来不错哦 - Yeah? - That sounds great.
- 举起手来 - 不 - Hands up. - No.
# 我遇上了她 # # Now I've got a woman. #
# 她俘获了我的心 # # She's got a magic spell on me. #
切到六号摄像器 Go to sat cam 6.
再见 劳伦 Bye, Lauren.
你好 Hello.
# 我遇上了她 # # Now I've got a woman. #
他竟然利用孩子 He just used the kid.
他利用孩子 He used the kid.
要不我们也给您找个孩子 长官 租一天 Maybe we could get you a kid, sir. For a day.
- 你能找到? - 能啊 - You know a guy? - I know a guy.
算了 No.
# 她俘获了我的心 # # She's got a magic spell on me. #
今天真的很愉快 谢谢你 I had a really fantastic day today, thank you very much.
我也是 So did I.
晚安 Good night.
# 我吃东西从来不重样 # # I got no beef with repetition. #
切视频 跟进去 Go inside. Go inside the house.
您还是别看了... 我的神啊 You don't wanna see the... Oh, my God.
# 我吃东西从来不重样 # # I got no beef with repetition. #
五号摄像器 Bring up 5.
- 二号... - 人呢? 切到三号 - Two... - Where did they go? Bring up 3.
塔克 我们得谈谈 Tuck, we need to talk.
还是等会儿吧 In a little bit.
- 没信号了 他全切断了 - 切到四号 - It's dead. He's killing our bugs. - Bring up 4.
七号 There goes 7.
我太不应该了 This is so bad.
但感觉很好 But it feels so good.
我们完了 长官 We're dead, sir.
是 完了 Yeah, we are.
- 塔克 - 嗯 - Okay, Tuck. - Mm-hm.
塔克 塔克 对不起 Tuck. Tuck, I'm sorry.
我不是这种人 I'm not this kind of girl.
我知道你是怎样的人 I know exactly what kind of girl you are.
所以我才如此爱你 And that's why I've completely fallen in love with you.
靠 这简直是新式的英国入侵啊 Damn. I think that's the new British Invasion
听听那家伙说的话 根本就是口蜜腹剑 what happened there, that's what that was.
- 我觉得我快挂了 - 深呼吸 - I feel like I'm having a panic attack. - Breathe.
呼气再吸气 然后坐过来 Breathe in and breathe out, and come sit down.
你说 会不会同时喜欢上两个人呢? Do you think it's possible to love two p eople equally?
当然会 Love, yes.
但真爱 只有一个 Be in love, no.
当你不知所措的时候 你怎么办? What do you do when you don't know what to do?
我听鲍勃的 I ask Bob.
你老公 鲍勃? Your husband, Bob?
- 那个鲍勃? - 是啊 - "Bob" Bob? - Yeah.
虽然他圆滚滚傻乎乎 但是 I mean, I know he's fat and ridiculous, but he's my fat
他就是我的专属 and my ridiculous.
我喜欢和他在一起 And I like the way that I am with him.
- 妈 能帮我修修么? - 嘿 小伙子 - Mom, could you fix this? - Hey, buddy.
不要选最优秀的 Don't choose the better guy.
选那个能让你更优秀的 Choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl.
- 对吗? - 嗯 - Right? - Right.
我爱你? I love you?
这小情话说的 一下就把女孩哄上床了 Pretty fancy words to get the girl in bed.
哥们儿 真有你的 Bravo. Well done. Good performance.
我没指望你理解我 I don't expect you to understand.
你为啥就是不愿认输呢? Why can't you just admit you lost?
我没输 要不是你半路杀出来 I didn't. I was doing well
我早抱得美人归了 until you turned up with your big hair and your white teeth.
你总是这样子 As per usual.
别忘了 是我先认识她的 Let's not forget, yes, I did find her first.
是 但她喜欢的是我 塔克 Yeah, but she fell for me, Tuck.
她喜欢我 你总是慢半拍 这可怪不得我 She fell for me. It's not my fault you're always a step behind.
慢半拍 因为我负责垫后 If I'm only a step behind, it's because I'm cleaning up after you.
知道吗? Do you know what?
我不在乎劳伦最后选择了谁 I couldn't give a monkey who Lauren chooses between us.
但是咱俩 But this, what we had
- 嗯 怎么? - 结束了 - Yeah, what? - It's over.
我已经向柯林斯申请调动了 I already asked Collins for a transfer.
- 劳伦 嗨 今天怎样? - 嗯 很好 - Lauren. How are you? Are you well? - Hi. Oh, I'm pretty good.
- 很好 - 你忙吗? - Good. - Are you busy?
- 不忙 我在上班 - 你在干嘛呢? - No, no, I'm just at work. - What are you doing?
没什么忙的 说实话 有点无聊 Oh, nothing much. A bit boring, to be honest.
- 知道第三大街上的新餐馆么? - 知道 - Do you know that new place on Third? - I know it very well.
- 能在那儿见个面吗? - 半小时后就到 - Can you meet me there? - I can be there in half an hour.
- 那就午饭见 - 好的 - Okay. I'll see you for lunch then. - That would be lovely.
- 那就这样 - 嗯 亲爱的 - I'll see you there. - All right, my love.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye. - Bye.
她给你打电话 了 She called you.
走了 哥们儿 Gotta go, mate.
反正我得收拾东西 Have to pack up anyway.
小人得志 Lucky water bottle.
不管怎么说 她是个好妈妈 Anyway, she is a brilliant mother.
你干嘛呢? What are you doing?
看昨天塔克的监控录像 Watching last night's surveillance video on Tuck.
任务结束了 狄克曼 她走了 Time to close the books on that one, Dickerman. She got away.
就这样吧 狄克 回头见 All right, Dick, I'll see you when I see you.
今天真是太开心了 谢谢你 I had a really fantastic day today. Thank you very, very much.
- 我也是 很开心 - 嗯 - So did I. It was fun. - It was.
我... I, well....
- 倒回去 - 那么... - Scroll back for a second. - Yeah, so....
- 拉近一点 - 这里? - Now zoom in. - There?
不是不是 后面 No, no, on the background.
就是这儿 提高清晰度 Freeze that and enhance.
海因里希 That's Heinrich.
他竟然在这儿 我得去找塔克 He's here. I have to get Tuck.
很高兴你给我打电话 I'm really glad you called.
我没想到你会打 真是惊喜 I didn't expect you to. It was a surprise.
- 是吗? - 是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
这样很好 我喜欢惊喜 Which is great, because I love surprises.
真的? 我不喜欢 You do? Gosh, I don't.
因为惊喜到最后总会变成... Usually, they turn out more bad than...
惊吓 Good grief.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
罗斯福 你来这儿...? FDR, what are you...?
不好意思 塔克 这是我的朋友罗斯福 Uh, I'm sorry. Tuck, this is my friend FDR.
罗斯福 这是塔克 FDR, this is Tuck.
- 你好 很高兴见到你 - 我也是 - Hello, it's lovely to meet you. - Lovely to meet you.
- 你是英国人? - 是的 - Are you British? - Yes, I am.
太不幸了 That's a crying shame.
- 为什么? - 没什么 - Why? - Oh, no reason.
你的手... 你的手挺软的 是吧? You have... You have very gentle hands, don't you?
- 我手劲儿很大 - 你没手劲儿 - Strong hands. - Gentle hands.
- 手劲儿大 - 没手劲儿 滑的像鲑鱼 - Strong hands. - Gentle hands. It's like holding a salmon.
那个 不好意思 我得离开一下... Can you excuse me for just a second? I'm just gonna, um....
很快回来 很快 Just a minute, for a second.
给我点杯喝的 Order me a drink.
很快哦 马上回来 In a shot. I'll be right back.
# 太淫荡了 # # Oh, so horny. #
- 你好 - 翠西 - Hello. - Trish.
他们两个都在 你快来接我 我快不行了 They're both here. You gotta get over here. I'm hyperventilating.
早跟你说了 别脚踏两只船 I told you you shouldn't date two guys at the same time.
什么? What?
你真不够爷们 连认输的风度都没有么? You have neither the grace nor the humility to lose like a man, do you?
海因里希来了 It's Heinrich.
他就在洛杉矶 我们得行动了 He's in L.A. We have to get on it right now.
嗯 你这行 真的 You know, you are incredible. Really, you are.
我向你脱帽致敬 你太能耐了 I have to take my hat off to you. This is impressive.
- 听着 - 把你的手拿开 - Listen. - You take your hands off me.
- 我不是... 塔克 塔克 - 手拿开 - This is not... Tuck. Tuck. - Take your hand off me, mate.
好吗? Yeah?
- 嗯 行 - 你去哪儿? 嘿 你去哪? - Yeah, all right. - Where you going? Hey, where you going?
嗯? Hm?
你可以的 你要自信 你能摆平这点儿小问题 You can do this. You are a confident woman who can deal with conflict.
我要晕过去了 I'm gonna pass out.
难道我牙上一直粘着这个? Has that been on my teeth the whole time?
别躲了 出去告诉他们你的决定 他们很理性 Get out there. Tell them your decision. They're rational.
说不定他们还能变成好朋友呢 They may even become friends.
他们可能会握手言和 They'll probably just shake hands.
胸前一片汗 My boobs are sweating.
在坎大哈的时候 我真该取了你的小命 I should have killed you in Kandahar when I had the chance.
什么? 你讲笑话呢? What? Were you having a laugh, mate?
要不是我当时救了你 你活得到今天么? I was the only thing keeping you alive in Kandahar, mate.
我是你唯一的朋友啊 I was your only friend.
朋友? Friend?
- 你们两个认识? - 嗯 劳伦... - You two know each other? - Well, Lauren...
- 你们两个认识? - 是的 - You two know each other? - Yes.
那这算什么? 打赌? 还是比赛? What was this? Some sort of bet? Some sort of game?
看看谁先钓到我? To see who could get the girl first?
- 不 不 - 劳伦... - No, no, no. - Lauren...
- 容我解释 - 我来解释 - ...let me explain. - Let me explain.
我...实际上...你... I'm really... No, actually... You've done...
劳伦 听着...你闭嘴 Lauren, listen... Shut up.
我那么信任你 I trusted you.
劳伦 劳伦 Lauren. Lauren.
情况更糟 他们两个早认识 It's worse. They know each other.
- 什么? - 我不知道怎么回事 - What? - I don't know how.
我...我走进去 听见他们两个称兄道弟的 I got... I walked in and they said they were friends.
给 喝一口 Here, drink this.
- 啊 这是什么东西? - 这个叫螺丝刀 - Oh, my God, what is that? - It's a screwdriver.
主料是伏特加 It's mostly vodka.
里面可能还加了苹果汁或者其他什么不明物质 But I'm sure there's some apple juice or something in there from somewhere.
我真是太蠢了 我还以为他们是真心的 I feel like an idiot. I thought they cared about me.
可以走了吗? Can we get out?
嗯 我们可以去酒吧坐坐... 什么状况? Yeah, sure, we could just go to a bar... What...?
- 上帝啊 - 怎么...? - Oh, my God. - What...?
我说 你们要干嘛? Excuse me. Is there something I can help you with?
- 把车钥匙给他 - 我不要你的车 - Just give him your keys. - I don't want the car.
我要你的男友们 I want your boyfriends.
别跟我说话了 干脆以后咱俩别说话了 Don't talk to me, mate. In fact, don't ever talk to me again. Don't...
- 莎黛的歌? - 她又不是你的专属 - Is that Sade? - Sade is not exclusive, my friend. Jesus.
- 哈 看看 - 开免提 - Ah, look. - Put it on speaker.
行啊 All right.
劳伦 关于这一切 我很非常抱歉 Hi, Lauren, I'm really, really sorry about what happened.
劳伦 我是罗斯福 非常对不起 Lauren, it's FDR. I am so sorry about what happened.
你闭上嘴行不? Would you just be quiet?
得了吧 搞不好她想和我说话呢 Come on, maybe she wants to talk to me.
那她怎么不打给你? Why didn't she call your phone then?
- 我怎么知道 - 那就闭嘴 - I don't know. - Shut up.
你闭嘴 You shut up.
- 劳伦... - 你们给我闭嘴 - Lauren... - No, you shut up.
圣佩德罗港二十二号仓库见 不许携带武器 You two come alone unarmed to Warehouse 22 in San Pedro.
否则我只好干掉你们的小女友和她朋友 Or I'll have to kill your pretty girlfriend and her friend.
只要我在一英里内发现一个警察 I see any police, any agent within a mile
你们就等着收尸吧 you get her head in the mail.
一小时后见 Be there in an hour.
要是真到了仓库 咱谁都逃不出来 If we go to that warehouse, she's not walking out and neither are we.
那是啥? What is that? GPS.
GPS 我给她安了卫星跟踪器 I put a sat-tracker on her.
卫星跟踪器? You put a sat-tracker on her?
- 当然了 难道你没? - 当然没 - Of course I did, didn't you? - No.
我怎么可能这么做 太没素质了 I didn't put a sat-tracker on her. That's immoral.
我只跟踪了她的手机 I put one on her cell phone.
- 搞定这辆车 - 没问题 - Steal this car, Tuck. - Got it.
- 谢谢 - 她正往东边的威尼斯海滩走 Venice: 美国洛杉矶市西区的一个海滨名胜 - Thank you. - She's heading eastbound on Venice.
- 别搞砸了 - 你才别搞砸了 - Try not to screw this up. - You try not to.
别学我说话 Stop repeating everything that I say.
罗斯福 目标锁定 FDR, target is holding steady.
距离一英里 One mile to contact.
不对 塔克 准确距离是0.8英里 Tuck, negative, 0.8 miles to be precise.
靠近点儿 我要把车拉过来 Get me close. I'm gonna pull a Monte Carlo.
反对 角度不够 换个策略 Negative, we don't have the angle. Do a reverse Karachi.
好 靠近点儿就成 Fine. Just get me close.
不! 你干嘛? 不要啊! No! What are you doing? No!
- 翠西! - 我来 - Trish! - Got it.
卧槽! Shit!
开啊 你个蠢货! Drive, you idiot!
这他妈究竟怎么回事? What the hell is going on?
老实说吧 我不是旅行社代理商 I'm gonna be honest. I am not a travel agent.
- 什么? - 我也不是游轮船长 - Really? - I'm not a cruise ship captain.
太扯了 No shit.
啊 我的天啊! Oh, my God!
- 天啊 - 别怕 - Oh, God. - Okay.
抓好方向盘 Grab the wheel, please.
亲爱的 我见过你开车 抓着方向盘 Girl, I've seen you drive. Take the wheel.
我开不了这车啊 I'm not gonna drive this car.
- 调头 - 靠! - Turn around. - Shit!
塔克! Tuck!
- 我想死你了 - 我也是 我也想你 - I missed you. - I know. I've missed you too.
- 爱死你了 - 我也爱你 - I love you, man. - Love you too.
- 最佳拍档 - 哦买噶 原来我是祸水 Yoko: 约翰列侬的妻子 被认为她是披头士乐队解体的导火索 - We're back. - Oh, my God. I'm Yoko.
下午好 我是苏珊 沃尔什 Good afternoon, I'm Susan Walsh
现在为您现场报道 coming to you live from the studio....
- 妈? - 怎么? - Mom. - Yeah?
- 那是不是爸爸? - 嗯? - Is that Dad? - Huh?
- 他们去哪? - 向南 上310高速 - Where are they going? - Headed south on the 310 Freeway.
那条路还没完工啊 But that freeway's incomplete.
三百英尺 两百英尺 无路可走了 Three hundred feet, 200. They're running out of road.
我希望你原谅他 劳伦 I hope you can forgive him, Lauren.
- 他是我见过的最好的男人 - 别扯了 - He's the best man I know. - Bollocks, mate.
你们两个才是天造地设 真的 你们很搭 You two belong to each other. You really do, you belong to each other.
谢谢 可是她已经做了选择 Thank you, she's already made her choice.
不 我没有 No. No, I didn't.
- 没有? - 没有? - You didn't? - You didn't?
- 什么? - 不是 我是选了 但... - What? - No, I mean, I did, but...
- 我综合考虑了一下 我... - 塔克 - In light of everything I found out, I feel... - Tuck.
- 居然是防弹的 - 车灯 - It's bulletproof. - The lights.
打车灯 Shoot the headlights.
2006年后所有汽车都配备了安全气囊 Front-impact airbag deployment in all models after 2006.
- 你还好么? - 嗯 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
- 很好 - 很好 - Good. - Yeah.
我没事 I'm okay.
好吧 你们继续 All right, get a room.
事故起因仍在调查中 We do not know how it started.
我觉得他肯定不是旅行代理商 I don't think he's a travel agent.
此案可能涉及一个德国的恐怖组织 It may have involved a German terrorist group
还有两名联邦特工 as well as two federal agents.
- 帮您看一下吗 长官 - 不用 我没事 - Let me take a look at that, sir? - No, I'm fine.
我约你出来是想告诉你我的决定 I was gonna tell you. That's why I asked you out.
没关系 我... Yeah, it's okay. I, um....
挺好的 我理解你 It's good. It's good. I understand.
- 好吧 - 挺好的 - Okay. - It's good.
乔知道这个吗? Does Joe know about this?
不 No.
没跟他说过 不过他应该很快就知道了吧 No, not yet, but I think he will in a minute.
好的 All right.
我... 那我... 我先走了 I should... I should probably... I should probably head off.
好 Okay.
嗯 Good.
保重 Take care.
嘿 塔克 Hey, Tuck.
这次让我垫后吧 I'll, uh, take care of all this.
谢谢 Thank you.
好吧 All right.
那... 办公室见? I'll see you... I'll see you in the office?
不了 No.
我们战场见 好兄弟 I'll see you in the field, mate.
- 来 抱一个 - 你啊 - Come here, you. - Come here, you.
- 爱你 - 爱你 - I love you. - I love you too.
- 你永远是我的家人 - 你也是 - You're family always and forever. - Yeah. So are you.
保重 照顾好她 Take care. You take care of her.
所以... So....
我算来算去 决定... So when I added it all up and I crunched all the numbers, it was a...
嘘 不要算了 Shh. No more thinking.
我会后悔的 对吗? You're gonna make me regret this, aren't you?
那就后悔一辈子吧 For the rest of your life.
看到没? 真管用哎 Did you see that? You see, it worked.
真的管用哎 看见没有? It worked. You see that?
我怎么会骗你呢? What'd I tell you? Hm?
高兴吗? 去吧 穿好鞋子 咱们走 You happy? All right, go get your sneakers. Let's go.
- 叫你不听我的 - 哥们 借一步说话? - You're not listening to me. - Mate, can I have a quick word with you?
嗯 就这样 That's it, stand up.
有位勇士曾跟我说 A brave man once said to me,
"疼痛是因为软弱离开了身体" "Pain is weakness leaving the body."
回见 软弱 Bye, weakness.
软弱离开身体 Weakness leaving the body.
你先去和朋友说说话 You go on. Talk to your friends for a bit.
嘿 Hey.
你不是旅行代理商? So you're not a travel agent?
- 不是 - 嗯 - No. - Mm-hm.
嗯... 这才是我 Um.... This is me.
嗨 我是凯蒂 Hi, um, I'm Katie.
你好 我是塔克 幸会 Hello. I'm Tuck. Pleased to meet you.
- 塔克? - 是的 - Tuck? - That's right. Yeah.
很高兴 终于见到你了 So nice to meet you. Finally.
- 饿吗? - 饿 - You hungry? - Yes, I am.
一起去吃饭? 像一家人一样? Well, you wanna get some dinner? As a family?
好啊 没问题 Yes, yes, I would.
很好 Okay, good.
乖 我们走 Okay, bud, time to go.
喂? Hello?
嗨 亲爱的 你用的是我推荐的降落伞 对吗 Hey, babe, you're using the vector chute, right?
对啊 当然 Yeah, of course.
它有高强度纤维和多道安全锁 It's got high-tensile fiber and triple-secure locking features.
安全系数超高呢 It gets fives across the board.
我就喜欢你这样子 Oh, God, I love it when you talk dirty.
哈哈 明天晚上去奶奶家 Ha, ha. Oh, nanna's tomorrow night.
让塔克把凯蒂和乔也带上 Don't forget to tell Tuck to bring Katie and Joe.
- 嘿 明天去我奶奶家 - 奶奶打来的? - Hey, nanna's tomorrow night, huh? - Is that nanna you're talking to?
不是 No.
你跟他说了没? Did you tell him yet?
- 正准备说呢 - 祝你好运 - I'm just about to. - Good luck.
爱你 亲爱的 I love you, baby.
- 我爱你 - 拜拜 - I love you, baby. - Bye.
啊! 我要给你办史上最华丽的单身聚会 Ah! I'm gonna throw you the best bachelorette party ever!
你确定要这样? Are you sure that we should do this?
我什么时候给你指错过方向? Have I ever, ever, ever steered you wrong?
- 兄弟 - 说 - Brother. - Yo.
我向劳伦求婚了 I asked Lauren to marry me.
你愿意做我的伴郎么? Will you be my best man?
- 准备起跳! - 去吧 你准备好了 - Jump run! - Hey, you're good.
虽然这有点囧 I know it's a little awkward with you
你们约会过还嘿咻过 但.... having slept with her and everything, but....
别担心 劳伦没... Don't worry about it, Lauren didn't even...
我觉得咱俩扯平了 是不? I just think it's poetic justice, right?
什么意思? What is?
我早就想告诉你了 Well, I've been meaning to tell you this for a while,
我睡过凯蒂 but I slept with Katie.
就一次 陈年往事了 那时你俩还不认识 Once. Long time ago. Before you guys even knew each other.
- 你睡了我老婆? - 你俩那时还不认识 - Slept with my wife? - She wasn't. You didn't know her.
- 你睡了我老婆? - 陈年往事了 哥们 - You slept with my wife? - It was a long time ago, man.
我没和劳伦上床 I never even slept with Lauren.
- 什么? - 我没和劳伦上床! - What? - I never slept with Lauren!
我是故意气你的 好让你吃醋 No, I only let you think that, right? Think that, to make you jealous.
你没睡劳伦? You never slept with Lauren?
你敢睡我老婆! You slept with my wife!
# 我要你睁大眼睛 # # I need you to look. #
# 看着我 # # In my head. #
# 遇见你以前 # # Before you came along. #
# 我简直生如槁木 # # Felt like I was dead #
# 我的爱 # # I got good love. #
# 我们一起摇摆 # # Rock 'n' roll. #
# 我遇见了她 # # Well, I met a sweet girl. #
# 她令我神魂颠倒 # # She blew my mind. #
# 从邂逅到相识 # # And we've been hangin' out. #
# 我们频频花前月下 # # Ever since that time. #
# 我的爱 # # We got good love. #
# 我们一起摇摆 # # Rock 'n' roll. #
# 喔 耶 # # Oh, yeah. #
# 甜蜜的爱 # # Sweet, sweet love. #