"My hands do not have strength and power."
刀光剑影不是我门派
"My heart embraces peace and calm."
天空海阔自有我风采
"Resigning myself to adversity. Seeing richness out of void."
双手一推,非黑也非白
"Violence be turned to peace. There are always guiding fate."
不好也不坏,没有胜又何来败
"Dynamic or still. Divide or multiple."
没有去,哪有来
"Follow fate to go in and out of mortal world. Merciless is mercy."
手中无剑心中无尘,才是我胸怀
"Follow heart and not be aggressive. Merciless is mercy."
随缘而去乘风而来,才是我胸怀
"Dynamic or Still. Divide or multiple."
没有动,哪有静
"Follow fate to go in and out of mortal world. Merciless is mercy."
手中无剑心中无尘,才是我胸怀
"Follow heart and not be aggressive. Merciless is mercy."
随缘而去乘风而来,才是我胸怀
Tianbao, now that you're a monk...
以后你就是出家人啦,要守戒律
you've to obey the regulations. you mustn't kill or eat meat.
不杀生,不吃肉
Master, I have never eaten any meat.
师父,弟子从小到现在都没有吃过肉
you're born to be a monk.
嗯,你还真有佛性啊
It's just that we were too poor to afford any meat.
其实是我们家穷,买不起
I wanna try its taste, too.
我也很想试试
Master.
师父
This is Tianbao.
这是刚刚剃度的天宝
He's your senior, Junbao.
他就是你师兄君宝
Shaolin Temple has very strict rules.
以后有什么不懂的就问师兄
He'll teach you everything. you must obey your senior.
少林寺凡事讲规矩,你要听师兄的话哟
Junbao, teach him to recite the Book of Buddha.
君宝,待会你教他背一段经文
Which part?
背哪一段啊?
I thought you knew only one part.
你好象只会一段呢
Tianbao, my junior.
天宝师弟
I'm taller and older than you.
我比你高,而且我也比你大
Why do I have to call you "senior"?
为什么要叫你师兄啊?
I dunno. Master says this is a rule.
我也搞不懂呀,师父说这是规矩啊
Is that so?
是这样的吗?
I'll call you senior only in front of others.
我看这样好了,以后在人家面前我就叫你师兄
They didn't hear us. It's like there's no one around.
在没人的时候换你叫我师兄
Do you want to be a senior or not?
你到底想不想当师兄啊?
Of course!
想呀!
There's no one now. Call me senior.
现在没人,快叫我师兄啊
- Senior! - Good boy!
- 师兄 - 乖
- Let's do our homework. - Let's play first.
- 那我们去念经 - 先玩玩再说嘛
The Hands!
我们现在来练习少林拳三十六式
"Dance of the Phoenix!"
单凤朝阳
"Behold, the Golden Rooster!"
金鸡独立
Tianbao my junior, come here!
师弟,快过来
Why do you call me junior in front of them?
哎,这么多人你怎么叫我师弟啊?
They won't hear! It's just the two of us here.
他们又听不到,反正这又没有人嘛
you're right.
说得也是啊
"The Wild Goose Glides along the Beach!"
雁落沙滩
"The Leopard Leaps over the Cliff!"
豹子穿崖
If I'm given a chance to practice kung-fu...
如果我要有机会练武功的话
I'll be better than them.
要超过他们
Well, this I'll have to consult the Master.
这个嘛,我得先去问问师父
"The Octagon Transforms Itself!"
八卦蛇形
Why do you hit me?
你怎么乱打人呀?
Why are you messing around here instead of doing your homework?
你们两个正事不干在这边偷学武功?
I am your senior. I can hit you anytime I like.
我是你们大师兄,打你就打你罗
Why hit me?
你打人?
Are you okay, Tianbao?
天宝,你没事吧?
you mustn't try learn kung-fu secretly!
叫你还偷学武功?
Let's go! The Master is angry!
我要告诉我们师父
We'll tell our Master. Let's go.
走
No big deal!
你以为我会怕你们啊?
My Master is the senior of yours.
你们的师父还叫我师父大师兄呢
Master, this will keep you from the sunshine.
这一草一木都有生命
Everything has a life, including the plants.
我们不可以因为个人的利益
We mustn't hurt the life of nature for our own profits.
而伤害大自然的生命
This'd be too selfish.
这样太自私了
Understand?
你们明白了吧?
yes, Master!
师父,我明白了
We won't care if you would be burnt by the sun.
就算你以后在太阳底下被烤糊了
Master, I want to practice kung-fu.
我们都不用管你
What for?
师父,我想练武功
Practicing martial arts for?
练武功干什么?
- To have a healthy body. - To avoid being bullied.
- 强身健体 - 不挨打
Think twice.
你们两个想好了再来跟我说
I'm serious.
我们没有骗你啊
you should use your kung-fu to help others.
将来你们学会武功
Remember that.
是要来帮助人的,千万要记住
yes, Master!
知道了,师父
Who's that? I'll teach you a good lesson.
你们居然敢打我?等我出来我要你好看
Come, join my hands.
快来帮我的忙啊
Let me cover him up!
我抓住他啦
- Go to hell! - Stop!
- 快打他... - 快
I know who you are.
还不放手,我已经知道你是谁啦
How do you know that I'm Junbao?
吓?你怎么知道我是君宝?
you've just told me!
是你告诉我的
It's all your fault!
这都要怪你啊,自己把名字告诉人家
you idiot!
真是饭桶兼白痴啦
He said he knew! How did I know that he's lying?
是他说知道的,我怎么知道会骗人
you believed him? See what you've dragged me into.
他说的话能相信吗?害得我们俩从早晨跪到现在都没有东西吃
I'm starving!
肚子都快饿扁了
Me, too!
我也饿得咕咕叫啊
This is really too much!?
你们两个混帐真大胆啊
I told you to practice kung-fu to help others. you used it to fight!
叫你学武功去帮人,你们两个居然去打人
you've shamed me!
算我管教无方
Beating my senior's student!
连师伯的徒弟都敢打
- Master... - Shut up!
- 师父我们 - 还敢顶嘴?
I'll teach you a good lesson!
看我不打死你们才怪呢
Master is too lenient with you by making you kneel for just 3 hours.
师伯罚你们已经够轻的了
Master is too lenient with you by making you kneel for just 3 hours.
才跪三个时辰
Go confess yourself.
现在通通给我面壁
Master, have you any red-bean bun?
师父,有没有豆沙包?
Plain bun will be good enough.
有斋包吃已经够好的了
After this, we'll still have to clean up Luo Han Hall.
再跪半个时辰去打扫罗汉堂
It's all your fault!
都是你啦
I told you to be on guard, yet you went to eat.
又把师父的花瓶给打烂了
Now we're being penalized by having to clean up Luo Han Hall.
害得我们又要打扫罗汉堂
you'll be punished one day for burning the rat.
还不是你玩什么捉迷藏,蒙着眼睛怎么看得见花瓶
I told you it was an idiot and do-nothing.
我早说过你是白痴兼饭桶吧
"The Fairy Sign!"
仙人指路
"The Dragon Shows its Might!"
盘龙摆尾
How did you attack with a pole?
前天你耍的那套棍法
How did you play your move?
最后一招是怎么耍的?我忘了哎
It's very simple!
这么简单都不记得
"The Fairy Sign!"
仙人指路
"The Dragon Shows its Might!"
盘龙摆尾
"The Invincible Move!"
横扫千军
This is called...
最后一招
"Knocking on your Head!"
叫敲脑袋
Tianbao, you're playing tricks with me again!
天宝,你又耍我
you're too slow!
你自己反应的慢嘛
Junbao, wake up!
君宝,你醒醒
Tianbao, you gave in to me.
天宝,是你让我的
Master always says to help others with kung-fu.
师父老是说,练功是用来帮人的
Everybody practices kung-fu here. Who should we help?
这里人人都会武功,那我们帮谁呀
We help ourselves. I want to be Number One of Shaolin Temple.
帮自己罗,我要做少林寺第一武僧
you're too naive.
哼 说得容易?
When can I achieve this status?
什么时候才能坐这个位子?
Beat the 18 Bronze Men and the Wooden Warriors.
打完十八铜人,出得了木人巷再说吧
Get off! you mustn't let others see this!
住持的位置,让人家看到惨了
No one will see me!
未见则不知,不知也就没事了
I don't care.
我不懂什么知不知的
Get off and sit on the ground.
你先下来再说吧
you're bullying me again!
你又耍我!
I told you. you're too slow.
哎呀,打翻了
Position you break.
住持的位置你弄坏了
I'll go inform on you.
你惨了,我要去告密
What? you think you can get away with this?
怎么?你以为就罚不到你啦?
Each punch of Shaolin Fists must be forceful!
少林拳打一条线
Each move is a surprise for the enemy.
拳有形,打之无形
It has to be swift as a wind.
动如风,站如针
These are the basics of the Fists.
反之如猛虎,守之如处女
you must be every steadfast.
马步要稳,出拳要猛,是本门功夫的基本要诀
What happened?
怎么会吃饭吃坏桌子
Easy! The door collapsed just like that a few days ago!
前两天门也被踢坏了
I've told you that it's the termites.
我就跟你们说有白蚁嘛,你们又不信
Be careful! Don't eat them!
别把白蚁吃进肚子里呀
To achieve the highest level,
要达到最高境界
your body must be hard as steel.
先将身体练到如钢似铁
The bed's collapsed, too.
床也垮了?
Go to sleep. We've to practice Iron Palms tomorrow.
睡吧睡吧,明天还要练铁沙掌呀
Junbao, watch my sword.
君宝,看剑
you're short of practice. your arm isn't strong enough.
平时不练功,一点臂力都没有吗
Strike first to forestall the opponent.
先发制人
Let's practice!
师兄啊,我去练功啦...
What's this? Everything is broken!
搞什么呀?门也烂了,桌子也烂了
Now the cloths are like that, too.
现在连衣服都烂了
The monks at Luo Han Hall will laugh at us.
罗汉堂那些家伙可有的笑话说啦
We'll tell them that we've over-washed them.
哎呀,就说自己洗烂的啦
Senior, ours are okay.
还好剩两件衣服?
Of course! I've saved the best for ourselves.
当然留给自己穿了
Master, we're off to do our morning homework.
师叔
What happened to them?
他们是怎么搞的?
I dunno. Maybe it's the rats.
我也搞不懂,大概是老鼠咬的
How rampant are the rats and termites these days!
最近怎么这么多老鼠跟白蚁啊
Go do something about them.
你们两个去抓吧
Where do we find termites and rats?
到哪去弄那些老鼠和白蚁呀
We can tell him that the sparrows have eaten them up!
说被麻雀吃了不得了
Wow! What kung-fu is that?
天宝,你的提壶功好厉害呀
Thank you... It's nothing!
过奖...雕虫小技罢了,来
Senior, you're the best among all of us!
师兄,你是我们中间最好的!
I'm sure that you'll win the martial arts contest.
四大武僧你一定有份啊
Thanks. I think the same of you.
承你美言,你也会有机会的
Rice is coming.
饭来啦
Watch my stance.
铁板桥功
- Boy! - you eat first.
- 好险啊 - 你去吃吧
Why did you throw the rice at me?
你敢用饭泼我?
you saw how I slipped.
你没看到我绊了一跤
I did that, so what? Go tell your Master.
饭是我泼的,你去师父那边告我啊
My Master is the jury of the contest.
你想怎么样,我告诉你啊,这次考试是我师父主考
I'll make sure that you won't be promoted into the Da Mor Hall.
你们两个不要想考进达摩院啦
Let me go!
放开我...
I swear that I'll beat that son of a gun.
我一定要打赢这个大西瓜
Twelve, thirteen...
十二,十...
I've just smashed that.
那块我敲过啦
Junbao, the examination for promotion into the Da Mor Hall will be held soon.
君宝呀,过几天寺里就要选武僧进达摩院了
Do you think you'll make it?
你有没信心呀?
Relax. It's all up to chance.
行就行,不行就不行,随缘罗
No way! I will be Number One.
你说什么?我可是要当少林第一武僧
That's why I practiced so hard...
要不然干吗练铁头功?
How many bricks have you smashed?
你现在敲第几块了?
Seventeen.
十七罗
Eighteen.
十八
How could you do this?
你什么时候练的后脑都不告诉我
I couldn't!
我还没练
your moves are different.
今天招式跟平常不同啊?
"The Buddhist Palms!"
般若掌
The key lies in the way you breathe.
原来巧妙在运气的地方
Today, we're going to choose from among you the best four students,
今天我们要选出
to be promoted into Da Mor Hall...
本年武功最好的四名弟子进入达摩院
to further study the best martial arts technique.
修练本门的上乘武功
Remember, the purpose of kung-fu practice is to help people.
记住,我佛慈悲
Remember, the purpose of kung-fu practice is to help people.
我辈弟子习武是为普渡众生
The contestants must restrain themselves.
比武皆在切磋武艺,点到即止
The first round: Tianbao vs. Xinbao.
第一场由天宝对心宝
That son of a gun is going to meet his fate.
大西瓜到
Please!
请指教
Start!
开始
Try my stance.
提壶功
Xinbao, you'll lose.
心宝,你输定了
Surrender!
尝尝我的铁拳
you cheated!
你耍诈
Stop...
住手
How dare you hit me!
大胆,连我也敢打?
Please forgive me!
师伯,弟子不敢
you're simply not fit to practice kung-fu because of your ferocious intent.
你出招太狠毒,根本就不适合练武
you're expelled.
我要赶你出罗汉堂
Please, don't. It's Xinbao who played tricks first.
师伯...求求你不要啊,是心宝先耍诈
Are you implying that I'm being unfair?
那你说我不公正啦?
I dare not say so.
弟子不敢
Are you blind? Didn't you see that?
你瞎啦?自己看不出来?
This is an insult to your masters.
你侮辱长辈?
- He didn't mean it! - Go away!
- 他不是有意的 - 走开
I'm going to destroy your martial arts skill.
我要废你的武功
Please, don't!
师伯,不要这样
Stay away from this!
走开
"The Buddhist Palms!"
般若掌
How come you know "The Buddhist Palms!"?
你为什么会般若掌?
I told you that you're blind! I learned it from you.
我就说你瞎了,偷学你武功都不知道
Tianbao!
天宝
He didn't mean to peep.
他是不小心看到的
Catch them!
给我抓住这两个孽徒
- Deploy the Luo Han Pole Formation. - yes!
- 罗汉棍阵 - 是
We're all brothers. Let's talk.
大家同门师兄弟
We're all brothers. Let's talk.
稍安毋躁,有话好好说嘛
Say something.
小心
"Buddha has Sign! Surrender, all ye Devils!"
佛光初现,万棍降魔
Tianbao, break the formation by using the pole, too.
天宝,以棍还棍
I'll break them up!
破他棍阵
you'll never escape this.
佛法无边,降龙伏虎
- It's slippery! - y eah!
- 好滑呀 - 哎哟
Got it!
有计
Junbao, move!
君宝,上
- Watch out! - Deploy the formation!
- 小心呀 - 布阵
It's very slippery! We can't form our line.
地这么滑,怎么布阵呀?
"The Invincible Move!"
横扫千军
We're all brothers! Stop trampling on each other! Stop!
同门师兄弟不好再踩,还踩?
Don't run!
别跑
Don't let them run away!
不要让他们跑了
- Master! - Run, quick!
- 师父 - 还不快走?
Jueyuan!
觉远
you're defended for your students!
你纵容门徒,胡作非为
What are you going to tell the Chief Reverend?
徒弟是你的,看你怎么向方丈交代?
you're spoilt them so much!
根本存心护短嘛
Everyone can see that the son of a gun tried trick me first.
全世界都看到大肥猪耍诈
yet I was the villain!
师伯却看不到,还说我出手重
What did I do?
我做错了什么?
They even tried to kill us!
用罗汉阵来对付我们两个
Wonder how's Master doing.
不知师父现在怎么样
There's no justice in the world.
是是非非,又有什么人能分得清?
Master, we were wrong.
师父,我们知道错了
Fate has it that we have to part.
缘尽于此
I can't be your Master anymore.
我已经没有能力再做你们的师父了
Join the outside world and learn from it.
就把俗世的生活当作你们的师父吧
The roots of trouble are also the roots of Buddhism.
烦恼即菩提,菩提即烦恼
Junbao, you're a kind man. I don't worry for you!
君宝,你天性善良,我很放心
Tianbao, you have a competitive personality.
天宝,你太好胜
This book is for the practice of your "Qi".
这本气功心法
It doesn't concern with any martial arts skill.
并不是什么武林绝学
When you're restless and emotional...
但是当你心情烦乱的时候
it'll bring you peace.
它会带给你清静
Practice it often.
你要勤加练习
Remember, try keep a peaceful mind.
记住,凡事要以清静心对代
you don't have to study Buddhism only in Shaolin Temple Go!
修行不一定要在少林寺,你们走吧
yes, Master!
是,师父
Which school do you think is that?
白炭棍?
They're just street entertainers!
他们是卖艺的
Why do they shave only half of their hair?
为什么只剃一半?
They stink! They must have come from Cedan!
这么臭,一定是契丹人
I'm starving.
喂,我好肚饿呀
Me, too. Let's go beg for alms.
我也肚子饿,我们先去化缘
I bet that girl over there won't turn us down!
那个唱歌的应该不会拒绝我们吧
If she has money, she won't have to perform on the street.
她要是有钱就不用卖唱啦,我们到那边
you son of a May all of you benefactors have a long and prosperous life!
各位施主,长命百岁,永享太平
No wonder we had bad luck today!
难怪我今天会输钱
It's all you stinking monks!
原来碰到你们两个臭和尚
Happy birthday, benefactors!
希望施主福如东海,寿比南山
Wish us good luck in gambling!
不能讲这个,要讲逢赌必赢,一本万利
Cut the crap!
少跟我啰嗦
There's no need to be rude!
不给钱不要这么凶嘛
- Excuse me! - It's alright!
- 不好意思 - 没有关系
Reverend, do you know someone called Murong Bei?
请问两位大师
Sorry to bother you!
认不认识一个人叫慕容白的?
She's looking for someone; we're looking for food!
麻烦两位
We need a job, too.
她是要找人,我们是要找吃的
To earn money.
我们不止要找吃的
I've realized that Shaolin Temple is the best.
还要找活干,去赚钱吧
Pay your protection money!
快交保护费
I've paid my due!
我已经交过了呀
Not to me!
你家拜观音,就不拜土地公啦?
Pay or die, you can choose for yourself! Beat him!
拜神只拜一个,给我打
I really have no money! Please, stop! Help!
我们家没钱...
I'll report to the officer!
我要去告县太爷
Really? The Governor is my cousin. Go!
县太爷是我表哥,你去告啊
Wanna have a drink with me?
小姑娘别走呀,跟我去喝茶
Are you too shy to say yes?
她害羞啦
Take this money, quick!
老伯,赶快把钱收下
It's the villain's!
这是那个坏蛋还你的
Thank you, Miss!
谢谢姑娘呀...
Where's my money?
我的钱呢?
- It's must be her! - you may leave first!
- 是那个女的 - 抓住她
Beat her!
别让她跑了
Shit!
去死
Bingo!
中
- Is this a street performance? - No! They're fighting!
- 又卖艺呀? - 是打架
They've out-numbered her. It's unfair.
以多欺少
- Shall we help her? - Of course!
- 帮不帮呀? - 帮啊
Don't hit her! Hit me!
你们不要打她,要打打我
My pleasure!
打就打
you hit me first!
你们先打我的
Miss, are you alright?
姑娘,你没事吧?
Are you alright?
你没事吧?
I'm okay!
我没事
The 15th move.
第十五式
The 16th move.
十六式
17th.
十七式
18th.
十八式
20th...
二十式
The 35th move...
三十五式
The 36th move...
三十六
The 36th move... Have you finished?
三十六式...打完了没有呀?
One last move! I created it myself!
还有最后一式,我自...创的
you can never learn that skill I taught you.
教你那套白眉棍嘛,怎么老是学不会
Master Liu, who has done this to you?
刘三爷,谁把你打成这个样子
Run, quick! The troops are coming.
和尚别打了,快走,官兵来啦
Arrest those two monks!
给我抓住那两个臭和尚
- After them! - yes!
- 追 - 是
It stinks!
好臭!
They're over there! After them!
他往马房那边跑了,快追
Guess who I am!
谁家师兄谁家猜...
Where are those two damned monks?
谁家师弟谁家猜...
I look like a Cedan native.
你头发好难看啊
So do you.
你也是啊
What are you playing?
你们猜的什么拳啊?
It's a game devised by us.
这个,是师兄拳啊
Teach me!
教我嘛,一路走一路教
If you win, you'll be senior. If you lose, you'll be junior.
猜赢的当师兄,猜输的当师弟
But he's senior every time.
可是他每次都当师兄
you're just being slow.
只能怪你自己反应迟钝
you must be cheating!
你呀,八成是出花招赢的
If you play with me, I'll be your godmother!
你要是跟我猜,我一定当你师母
Godmother?
师母?
Get away!
让开
Master Liu will offer his respect to Buddha! Move!
刘公公来了,让开!
How prevailing!
威风,真是威风
If he's a Buddhist, why is he so cruel?
为什么他那么霸道?
He's like a snake inside.
做官的嘛
He's Liu Jin, the Royal Eunuch!
他就是这里的土皇帝,镇守太监刘瑾
I wish I could be as prevailed as he.
如果我能象他这么威风就好啦
Go be a eunuch then.
那你去当太监啊
Why not?
好啊
Eighth Master, you're being early today.
八爷,今天那么早呀?
I'll prepare some nice dishes for you.
我先弄几样小菜啊
Thank you.
谢谢,谢谢啊...
Mister, there's a dark mist on your forehead...
先生,你印堂发黑呀
Piss off! Keep on eating...
你才发黑咧,滚远点
Lady, there's a dark mist on your forehead...
姑娘,你印堂发黑,你是要找人是吧
Are you looking for someone? May not be a good thing even if you can find him.
就算找到,也未必是好呀
- Would you like to buy a charm? - Con man!
- 帮我买张灵符怎么样? - 神棍
No big deal for not buying!
不买就算啦
The most famous dish here is roast pigeon!
这里最出名呢就是烤乳鸽
Miss, do they have vegetarian food?
姑娘,佛笑楼没有卖斋饭的?
Plain rice is fine.
白饭一样
Junbao, one has to adapt himself to strange environments.
告诉你君宝,入境就要随俗
Remember what Master told you?
别管那么多了
Discover the spirit of Buddhism in the secular world.
你不记得师父说过嘛,要入世学佛
Let's try it with this bean curd.
我不入地狱谁入地狱?
"Love starts from the gaze."
梦的担心太放肆
Have more bean curd, or you'll have none.
来吃块豆腐,不要光吃白饭嘛
Thank you.
谢谢
Here's your meat.
哪,地狱给你
Miss Liu, welcome.
欢迎刘小姐大驾光临
We have reserved this table for you.
这边请,给你留了张桌子啦
What wish did Master make?
一定收好啊
- Mind your own business. - yes!
- 令兄好吧? - 好
- My dear, please. - you first!
- 娘子,请 - 请
What do you want to eat, dear?
娘子,想吃点什么?
- Anything! - Whatever you say.
- 随便啦 - 你做主
Murong Bei! So it's really you.
慕容白,相公,真的是你?
Qiushue? What are you here for?
你...秋雪,你怎么到京城来啦?
Shut up!
闭嘴
All this way for your husband! How touching!
好一个千里寻夫
Regrettably, his name is no longer Murong, but Liu, after my family.
不过,他已经不姓慕容了
Regrettably, his name is no longer Murong, but Liu, after my family.
入赘我们家跟我姓刘
He would have starved to death if I had not saved him.
如果不是我,他早就饿死啦
Men have no shame!
男人都是贱货
They'll stay beside you if you keep them warm and happy.
谁能够给他风流快活,荣华富贵
They'll stay beside you if you keep them warm and happy.
他就会留在谁的身边
Don't you see that?
这么简单,你都不懂啊?
Qiushue! Go home!
秋雪,你走吧
This guy has no heart!
啊有这么没良心的人?
For me, Murong Bei is no longer a man, but a dog.
慕容白已经变成了狗
I used to play this guitar every night.
就该跟着他的主人
I used to play this guitar every night.
以前我每晚抱着这个琴当宝
I would never agree to sell it for the money I needed.
不管再怎么做,我都舍不得批它卖掉
Now everything has changed. Take it back.
现在人事已非,把它还给你
Trash!
垃圾
I think you need it move.
我看你比较需要它
Do you know who I am?
骂狗也得看主人
She's Liu Jin's sister.
他是刘公公的妹
Restrain yourself.
不要轻举妄动
That's enough. I won't stand it anymore.
看好,再来我就不客气啦
Dear, are you alright?
娘子,你没事吧?
Dog!
滚开
Have you had enough?
你闹够了没有?
I'm finished with you. Go away!
我已经跟你恩尽义绝啦,你还不走?
What are you staring at? Piss off!
你看什么?不识抬举,走呀
Let me help you.
我来帮你
Miss, you're bleeding.
姑娘,你流血啦
Excuse me...
不行啊...
Let's change the position.
换个姿势比较好
Shit!
罪过,罪过...
Shameless!
没良心
Don't be afraid! I'm here...
不要怕,有我在这里
Who are fighting inside? Don't move, everybody!
谁在这里打架,统统不要动
The troops are here! Stop fighting!
官兵来啦,快走啊,别打啦
Why are the troops always after us?
害我整天被官兵追啊?
Don't let those two Cedanians get away.
别让那两个契丹人跑了
yes!
是
Follow me.
跟我来
What's wrong? The troops are coming.
站住
Go to hell!
死吧你
It's heavy!
好重呀
It's a woman. Of course it's heavy!
抱个女人抱那么紧,当然重啦
Buddha, forgive me for being lustful.
阿弥陀佛
Lower your voice!
你没事吧?
Over here, quick!
这边,快!
Where are those two guys?
那两个契丹人跑这么快呀?
Back to the restaurant?
这里是什么地方?
Why are we back again?
哎呀,怎么又到佛笑楼啦?
This is a branch.
这里是分店?
Really! This restaurant is known across the country.
真的,远近驰名,只此一家
you two sleep on the floor.
喂,今晚你们两个在这打地铺
I'll look after her.
我带她去疗伤啊
I feel more at ease with being a monk.
我还是觉得当和尚舒服
Junbao, we mustn't rely on others like that guy Murong Bei.
君宝,我们不可以寄人篱下
Sure. We'll work for the restaurant.
苟且偷安
They'll let us stay here just for the night.
我不是要白吃白住哦
They can't let us stay forever.
我会在这好好干活的
I promise I'll become an official one day.
你知不知道,人家只是让我们睡一会
Well, it doesn't matter to me what you are as long as you're honest.
没说要养我们一辈子
Go along with your late!
一有机会我就要做官
Let's go to sleep.
其实做什么人都一样啦,只要问心无愧...
My fate?
开心就行啦,管那么多干什么?
I promise I'll be rich one day!
快点睡觉啦
Liu Jin would never have imagined that his bribe money...
刘瑾打死也想不到
would be stolen from him.
晚上却被我们偷过来啦
What shall we do with the money?
现在我们有这么多钱,做什么才好呢?
We should give it back to those who owned it.
臭道士,怎么来就怎么去啊
Give it to the poor.
把这些钱发给穷苦老百姓啊
Right... He collected this tax money from the people.
对,他早上刮税,晚上我们就去偷
So long as he lives, we'll keep stealing from him.
他一天不死,我就偷他一辈子
These people are rebels!
佛笑楼这些人原来是叛党
Let's not get into trouble and leave.
不要多事啦,赶快走啊
I can't pretend I didn't see what I saw.
作个睁眼瞎,就一辈子没出息
Alright... go to sleep.
好啦好啦,回去睡觉
Another masked-thief!
又贴告示?
How dare you steal from Master Liu!
又一个蒙面飞贼呀
So what!
我看你嘴巴上蒙块布都可以去领赏了
They threw a piece of goId into my room last night.
你不要乱讲,要杀头的
They're worth 500 teals of gold each...
哇,他们每个人都值五百两
Original ...
原来佛笑...
Mind your own business.
你别多事啦
Delicious!
嗯,这叉烧包好吃
- Roasted human flesh bun! - Roasted human flesh bun!
- 人肉叉烧! - 人肉叉烧包
Gentleman, I am a newcomer to this place...
各位父老兄弟,街坊乡亲
Gentleman, I am a newcomer to this place...
小弟今日来到贵宝地献丑了...
What're you performing? Hitting your chest with an iron hammer?
那表演什么?铁锤打胸口啊
No. It's human sandbag.
不是,是人肉沙包
What's that?
吃的?
One cent for a punch.
不是,一文钱任打一拳
What do I gain from that?
那有什么好处啊?
If I yell in pain, I'll pay you three cents.
要是叫疼的话,那就赔三文钱
What if you throw up blood?
万一打到吐血怎么办?
I'll pay you six cents.
吐血?那就赔六文钱
What if I kill you?
要是打死了呢?
If I'm dead...
要是打死...
you have had my life!
那就连命都赔给你啦
It's worth at least fifty cents.
起码五十文钱
Right! Worth fifty punches.
是啊,那就是足足五十拳
you'll die from that!
你小心哪
Die...
打死你...
Enough, boss?
老板,可以了吧
- More. - Go on.
- 我不信我还要再打 - 继续
I'll kill you.
我打死你...
46, 47, 48...
四十六、四十七、四十八、四...
Does it hurt?
是不真是很痛呀?
I was just pretending in order to hook him.
不装一下,他怎么会继续打呢?叫他继续
Boss, he's falling apart!
老板老板...他撑不住啦
Quick, get up.
快点,快起来,打他
Get up and beat him.
不打他吐血怎么翻本呀?
Where're my servants?
家丁出来
I'll pay you to beat them to death.
我给钱,你们给我打死他们
How effortless it is to earn these!
今天一起来赚这么多钱啦
It's not good enough. I wanna make big money.
我要这些买房子
I just wanna have a good meal.
我什么都不想
I just wanna have a good meal.
我只想好好大吃一顿
I wanna buy a house and be the boss.
不只要买房子
I wanna buy a house and be the boss.
我还要作老板
How many more punches do you have to take?
干嘛?
Give me the money.
把钱交出来
Why?
为什么?
For tax! Fifty cents for your personal profit tax.
交税,个人所得税五十文钱
Another fifty for using the government land.
擅用官地税五十文钱
Another fifty for entertainment tax.
娱乐事业税五十文钱
Total a hundred and fifty.
一共一百五十文钱
I am not going to pay.
我不给
This is tax evasion. Arrest them.
抗拒交税?给我抓起来
Sir, we are just common people...
大人,我们微分卑微
we'll never dare argue with you.
跟天斗,跟地半,就是不敢跟官斗
Please accept these money. Sir.
这些钱,大人您收下
you're smart.
算你识相
Sir, we are new here.
大人,我们两兄弟初到贵宝地
We don't know nothing but fight.
什么也不会,空有一身蛮力
We want to work for you, Sir.
希望能够追随大人
you surely know how to please me. Beat him!
满嘴油腔滑调,该打
Thank you, Sir.
多谢大人赐打
Well, you're real smart.
你可真会拍马屁
The Royal Eunuch, Master Liu, is recruiting newcomers...
刘公公要招兵买马
Alright, follow me.
好,你们跟我来
Thank you, Sir. Junbao, let's go.
多谢大人,君宝,我们走
you're really going?
你真的要走?
I'm not coming.
我不走
I'll come look for you when I become a high official.
等我作了大官,一定回来找你
Tianbao. Take care!
天宝,你好好保重啊
I wish you every good.
希望你洁身自爱
This is bad for your health.
干嘛,喝多了伤身子
This is bad for your health.
小冬瓜
Little Melon, there's something which you simply can't forget.
有些事你想忘掉就越忘不掉
you wouldn't understand.
你不会明白的,还是一醉解千愁
Where's Tianbao?
天宝呢?
Look at me! you still want the company of men?
你看看我的遭遇,还想找男人呀?
I didn't say I like him.
我又没说喜欢他
Very telling! Drink up!
不打自招,喝酒
This is wine, not tea.
喝这么多?你当是茶?
No one drinks like this.
就是茶也没人这样喝法的
Don't drink anymore.
喂,别再喝啦
Give it back to me!
还给我!
It's broken. No more wine.
碎了,没得喝啦
Kid, one should enjoy one's life.
小伙子,人生失意须尽欢
you're okay.
难得糊涂呀
Mind your own business.
你喝你的,少啰嗦
Stop drinking,
哇,你又来啦
- will you? - None of your business.
- 好啦,不要再喝了好不好 - 不关你的事
Again?
喂?
He'll stop when he's tired.
打累了就会停手的
I can't stand it anymore.
我不忍不了了
I have wine here.
这里还有
I don't know which side I'd be on.
也不知道帮谁好
- What do you want? - It's my own life!
- 放手,别再喝了 - 条命是我
I'll do what I like.
我爱怎么喝就怎么喝
Go on...
打啊...继续打啊
Break them all so that there won't be any wine left. Let me help you.
全部打烂就没得喝了,我帮你
Will you calm down?
你冷静一点好不好?
Zhang Junbao, will you let go of me?
张君宝,你可以放手了吧
Stop!
不要打的啦
you...
你...
Calm down!
你冷静一点
The past only makes up one's experience.
过去只是人生经历
It mustn't become one's burden.
而不是一种负担
If you go on like this,
你再这样下去
you'll only have yourself to hurt.
受伤害的是你自己
Why are you always playing with that ball?
你干嘛每天玩那个球啊?
I'm trying to understand the "Tao". Everything is round in Taoism.
我在悟道啊,道家的道理是圆的
The sun is round, so is the moon.
太阳是园的,月亮也是园的
One has to be a little smooth and round, too.
所以做人也要园滑一点才好
Who's the boss here?
谁是老板?
Show his face!
快滚出来
Sirs, you're early. We haven't started business yet.
这们大人,这么早呀?
Do they come for tax again?
又来收税呀
Come in and have some dim-sum.
进来坐会儿,吃点东西啊
Cut the crap. Pay your tax.
废话,快交税
We did a few days ago.
前几天我们已经交过啦
you ate a few days ago, didn't you?
前几天你也吃饭了,今天还要吃啊?
Master Liu is expanding his armament.
现在刘公公扩充军备
you've to pay a military uniform tax and entry tax, a good-living tax...
要征收军人服装税,出入平安税
This restaurant has to pay taxes worth 500 taels of gold.
安居乐业税,佛笑楼要交五百两
It's worse than robbery?
那你干脆又抢的好了?
you aren't involved in anti-government activities, are you?
你是不是在搞反朝庭活动?
Even the government has to be reasonable.
朝廷也要讲道理唉
Be patient!
小不忍,则乱大谋呀
Whoever has a sword in his hand can raise his voice.
谁身上有刀谁就能大声说话
Eat this!
吃下去
Persevere!
忍一下
If you don't eat this, I'll arrest everyone here!
不吃我就封店抓人
No! We mustn't bring troubles to our brothers.
不好呀,这里出事会连累很多弟兄的
It's alright if you don't have any money.
如果没钱?没关系
But you must koutow to me for 30 times,
只要跪下给我磕三十个响头
I'll consider granting you an exemption.
我可以考虑过几天收你的税
Koutow, quick!
磕头啊,磕不磕?
Kneel!
跪下
Kneel!
跪下呀
If you don't kneels, it'll mean that you're an anti-government rebel.
你再不跪就是反抗朝廷
I'll execute you.
我把你拉去斩首示众
This is too much. Go to hell!
太过份了
you rebels! I'll kill all of you.
你要造反,我把你们全部都杀光
you go to hell!
去死
Shut the door. Don't let anyone go!
把门关上,一个都别让他们跑了
What sins we've committed!
罪过,怎么杀这么多人呀?
you go get rid of these corpses.
打铁的,你去把这些尸首处理掉
Get him! We'll be dead if we let go of him.
快把他抓回来,让他跑了我们就死定啦
It's not right! How come you're running backwards?
对了,怎么叫你倒着走?
We're both vegetarians and therefore of the same species.
你吃草,我吃斋
Do me a favor.
大家也算同道,帮我一次忙吧
Shit! It's almost the barracks! Please, run!
糟啦,快到军营啦
Shit! It's almost the barracks! Please, run!
马大哥,你行行好,快点追嘛
If we don't get him, it'll mean disaster.
追不到的话,佛笑楼就惨啦
What happened, Sir?
什么事呀?税吏大人
The gang at the restaurant are rebels.
佛笑那批人想要造反
I'll report to Master Liu.
我现在去禀告刘公公
- Stop him! - yes!
- 快帮我拦住他 - 遵命
I've killed him for you.
我帮你把他杀啦
Junbao, the ones at the restaurant aren't good people.
君宝
you mustn't go around with them.
佛笑楼都不是好人
you mustn't go around with them.
你最好不要跟他们在一起
I think they're pretty nice people.
我觉得他们很好啊
Now I'm a soldier and you're a criminal. We'll become enemies.
我是兵,你是贼,早晚会碰头的
No!
诶
How is your life in the barracks?
你在军营的生活怎么样呀
Has anyone bully you ah?
有没有人欺侮你啊?
I have always been the bully.
从小到大,只有我欺侮人,谁敢欺侮我啊
How are you?
你呢?
Me? I think I like my old days better.
我?还是喜欢小时候的生活
We were so carefree.
每天无忧无虑
I'd be extremely happy if I had a sweet bun.
有个豆沙饱吃,我就很开心啦
Junbao, don't think of the past anymore.
我就不一样,我喜欢现在的生活
Look at what's lying in front of you.
可以认识这个世界
It's reality. I'll fulfill my wish one day.
我知道自己需要什么,总有一天一定要得到
How do I ride this horse?
这匹马要怎么骑才跑得快啊
It's simple.
那还不简单
The purpose of today's contest is to...
这次我们教场比武的目的
...choose the person with the...
就是要从八个副刀统当中
...best martial arts skill to be the general.
选出一个武功最好的来做正刀统
Let's start.
现在比武开始
Master, it's too easy for me.
公公,这次赢得太容易啦,所以我要求
So, whoever isn't convinced can come up and challenge me.
如果有谁不服气可以上来向我挑战
Master, my name is Dong Tianbao. May I learn from you?
公公,小人董天宝,敢请刀统能成全
My pleasure.
请
yes!
是
Very vicious!
心狠手辣
I'll warn him.
我会警告他
Master!
公公
Disband!
解散
you're trespassed your rank. you're not worth being a soldier.
以下犯上,你懂不懂怎么当兵的?
you've shamed me.
你这样叫我怎么提拔你
Don't you know that in the army,
你知不知道犯了众怒
you mustn't offend the majority?
在军营里是很难立足的
Luckily the Master is being very kind...
还好公公不计较
Master...
公公...
I was being too impatient.
是我太急躁
I don't want to be just a soldier.
我不甘心只当个小兵
Give me one more chance and I'll perform for you.
请再给我一次机会,我一定好好表现的
Then I'll wait to see your performance.
那我就等着看你有什么好表现
Qiushue, you can be a bar-tender here...
秋雪姐姐,你以后你可以在这里当酒保呀
Good idea! As long as there's wine for me, I'll be happy.
好呀,有酒喝,不过我不会再发酒疯了
Junbao can be a waiter.
君宝呢,我看可以当伙记
y eah!
可以呀
Will you wash the toilet?
那洗茅房你干不干呀?
No problem.
好,没问题
Will you wash my underclothes?
帮我洗内衣内裤好不好呀?
Okay...
好...
Stinking monk! you're so lazy! You don't wash your underpants?
臭道士,内衣裤都懒得洗啊?
What are you laughing at?
笑什么?有什么好笑的?
Tianbao.
天宝
What bring you back, Tianbao?
你怎么回来啦?
Quick, let's go.
不要说那么多,快点走啊
They've found out everything...
上次你们偷刘公公的钱
the money you stole from the Master and the killings.
还有杀税吏的事,已经泄漏啦
Master Liu is leading the troops to arrest you.
刘公公带着人马,马上就要来杀你们
Let's go, then.
那我们快走吧
you go first. I'll destroy the evidence.
你们走先,我进去把证据烧了
- Be careful! - Quick!
- 你小心呀 - 快走,走了...
- Go inside and arrest them! - yes!
- 进去抓人 - 是
Boss!
老板呀
Did you kill my tax officer?
是不是你杀了我的税吏?
you impotent oppressor! I'll kill you.
阉贼,你欺凌百姓,想杀就杀
Boss, rest in peace!
老板,你安息吧
Bless us in heaven!
上天之后一定要保佑我们
We must revenge for Boss.
岂有此理,老板的血绝不能白流
I'll go to the barracks single-handedly and kill the Master!
明天我就单枪匹马
I'll go to the barracks single-handedly and kill the Master!
冲进刘公公的军营,把他碎尸万段
Do you have a plan? How can you be so impatient?
你没计划怎么能做成大事呢?
Last time he didn't plan, yet he killed them all.
上次没有计划也杀了很多人啊
We can't fight the whole army!
这次我们人单势孤,怎么跟那十万大军斗?
you must know the other anti-government gangs.
常听你们说
you must know the other anti-government gangs.
有些志同道合之士也反对刘公公
Why didn't you contact and join forces with them?
可不可以想办法联络他们呢?
I'll head the attack.
我打头阵
Good! I'll be the internal connection.
好,我来做内应
Most of the army will cross the river for a practice 2 days later.
过两天,大部分的军队都过河操练
This is the best chance to assassinate Master Liu.
这是杀刘公公的最好机会
you should try contact the other comrades...
在这段时间
you should try contact the other comrades...
你们去联络所有反对刘公公的志士
All right!
好
We'll co-ordinate with each other and destroy them.
嗯,我们里应外合,杀他个措手不及
- Great! - Let's prepare for the strike.
对,大家分头去准备
- yes! - Tianbao! Take care!
- 是 - 天宝,小心点
That way!
过去
Who is it?
谁啊?
It's me. Just bad a leak.
是我,刚刚撒完尿,没事的
- I wanna pee. Together? - Okay?
- 我们也尿急,一块尿吧 - 好呀
I'm nervous. Makes me wanna pee, too.
好紧张呀,我也想尿尿
Be serious.
正事要紧...
- Where's the Master? - Resting inside.
- 刘公公呢? - 在那面
- Why is it like this? - Where's Tianbao?
- 怎么会这样? - 天宝呢?
Kill them!
杀
Attack!
冲呀
Strike! Come on, kill them!
来呀,杀一个够本,杀两个有赚
Strike!
杀呀
I've killed five of them, Blacksmith.
打铁佬,我杀了五个,我赚到了
What a tragic fate I have!
我死得好惨呀
Keep your life.
保留实力
To live is to die, to die is to live.
生即是死,死即是生
Tianbao, did you betray us?
天宝,你出卖我们?
I wanna earn more than my life's worth.
让我多赚一点
Brother blacksmith...
打铁的
Who'd betrayed us?
是谁出卖我们?
Brother blacksmith, hang on...
打铁的,撑着点
Who'd betrayed us?
是谁出卖我们?
Who'd betrayed us?
是谁出卖我们?
Tianbao?
天宝?
Let's go.
走啊
Qiushue!
秋雪
Junbao, run!
君宝,走啦
I've overestimated their strength!
我还以为他们有三头六臂
I've overestimated their strength!
谁知道是螳臂挡车
But your clever set-up...
不过你这招抛砖引玉让他们自投罗网
did save me a lot of troubles.
的确省了我不少工夫
I'm remain loyal to you, Master.
愿为公公效命
If you can betray your best friends...
朋友你都可以出卖
you can also betray me in the future.
谁知道日后会不会出卖我呢?
Master, my career depends on you.
公公是我的前途跟希望
Will I destroy my own career?
我怎么会自毁前程呢?
Tianbao, I should have promoted you to General last time.
天宝,上次你打赢了刀统
Tianbao, I should have promoted you to General last time.
本来应该升你的
But you were only a soldier.
但是你只是一个小兵,没立过功
your promotion would cause jealousy among your fellow soldiers.
升你恐怕难以服众
But from now on, you'll be the Royal Lieutenant.
不过从现在开始
But from now on, you'll be the Royal Lieutenant.
你就是锦衣卫镇抚使
Thank you, Master.
多谢公公
The one who escaped has great martial arts skill.
刚刚逃走的那个功夫也挺好
I'll need the best persons.
我们正在用人之际
Recruit him if you can.
如果可以招降就给我招降
Let's all work for his Majesty.
为朝廷出力
Destroy him if you can't.
否则,就格杀勿论
Get up. Let me carry you.
快点起来,我背你
you traitor!
你不要再出卖我们
you dragged them to death.
让他们都白白牺牲了
Go to your good brother for wealth and poor!
找你的好兄弟
My poor brothers, how you have died!
享尽荣华富贵吧
My poor brothers, how you have died!
可怜那些兄弟死得好惨
I'll kill you.
你还在这喝酒?我打死你
Don't...
不要这样啊
He doesn't feel any better than you.
其实他是我们当中最惨的一个
He was betrayed by the one he trusted most.
他最信任的兄弟出卖了他
We mustn't blame him.
我们不应该怪他呀
It's all your fault!
如果不是你也不会弄成这样
Let's go back!
你要负全责,我们走
Junbao!
君宝
I'll go save them by myself.
好,我一个人把她救出来
I know you'll be mad at me.
我知道你会生气
But I just wanted to save you.
但是我无非是想救你
Those rebels would have met their fate sooner or later.
佛笑楼的人全部都是叛党
Those rebels would have met their fate sooner or later.
早晚要死
The most important thing is,
反正现在最重要的就是
we'll be together ever after.
你跟我在一起
I thought you're a ruthless person.
我看得起你是因为你也心狠手辣
I've never realized that you can't even give up a woman.
没想到连个臭女人都摆不平
Master... I was being too impulsive. I beg your forgiveness.
公公,内人一时冲动,请公公原谅
I'll kill you.
我杀了你这个淫贼
you're betrayed us. you should die, too.
董天宝,你出卖我们,你去死呀
How can you keep a rebel in you barrack?
你怎么可以收留一个叛党在军营里?
Are you a lieutenant?
你这个镇抚使是怎么干的?
I'm successful because I don't need a woman.
我之所以会成功,就是因为不需要这些臭女人
But I didn't ask you to kill her.
不过我没叫你杀了她
Master doesn't like woman.
公公不喜欢女人
I mustn't destroy my career for a woman either.
我怎么可以为了女人耽误大事?
Come with me.
跟我来
I have something to discuss with you.
我有事跟你商量
Thank you, Master.
是公公
Junbao, the door of great wealth has been opened for you.
君宝,富贵之门已经打开
It's awaiting your entry.
等你走进来
I don't want it. Release her.
这种富贵我不要,放了她
Have you forgotten that we've been together for twenty years?
你忘记了,这二十几年了
We shared everything among ourselves.
我们一直都是有福同享,有难同当的
Master Liu has agreed to promote us.
难得有刘公公赏识
We've got lots of opportunities.
我们会有很多机会
Let's build our career on these and be a great man.
一齐打天下,做一番大事业
I don't know you anymore.
我已经不认识那个出卖自己兄弟
I don't know anyone who betrays his friends for wealth.
用人命来换取自己荣华富贵的天宝
Just look at the fate of those rebels!
嘴硬是没有用的
Just look at the fate of those rebels!
看着那些叛党怎么死就知道啦
They died because I trusted you.
他们会死是因为我相信你
I'm responsible for their lives. Release her.
现在我要负起全部责任
Whoever stops me must die!
谁要是敢挡我的富贵
Whoever stops me must die!
我就一定要他死
- Strike! - yes.
- 上 - 是
I'll ask you one more.
我再问你一次
Will you join me?
你肯不肯跟我一齐打天下?
I'm all by myself. I'm useless to you.
孤家寡人的已经没有什么好利用了
Junbao, don't press me.
君宝,你不要再逼我啦
you pressed me into this.
是你自己逼我们兄弟相残的
Junbao, your kung-fu is inferior to mine.
君宝,你打不过我的
For all of them innocent victims. I'll have to fight you.
为了死去的兄弟我一定要打
I've killed Little Melon, too. I am not surprised to hear that.
小冬瓜我都杀了,再少个兄弟又算得了什么
Junbao, I'll strike.
君宝,看剑
I wanna teach you. One more stance. Strike fist to forestall the enemy.
先发制人
"One-Thousand-Catties Pendant"!
千斤坠
Junbao!
君宝
Put it on his wound. This is very effective.
涂在他的伤口上,药效很强
Persevere. It won't hurt.
忍耐一下,会很痛
Why doesn't he feel anything?
他怎么一点反应也没有啊?
How come?
看着啊
He's no feeling at all.
真的没反应诶
Is it painful?
你很痛吧?
Very painful.
痛呀
Hang on!
忍耐点啊
What do you think?
凌道长,你看他到底怎么了?
He's had the hardest blow of his life.
可能是受了太大的打击
He was betrayed by someone he most trusted...
连他最信任的兄弟都出卖了他
and so many people were killed because of that.
害死那么多人
This accounts for his abnormal behavior.
所以才行为反常啊
Will he be able to recover?
那他到底会不会好啊?
Maybe in a couple of days.
过两、三天可能会好吧
you knew that I'd mistrusted Tianbao!
阁下果然高人
you're a Sacred Man.
知道我错信了天宝
you shake your head and sign.
又摇头,又叹气
Admirable...
佩服...
I don't think he can recover in two or three year's time.
只怕再过两、三年也不见得会好啊
Admirable!
佩服...
I didn't betray you. I didn't.
不是我出卖你们的,不是我出卖你们的
It's alright! It's just a dream.
你没事了,只是作梦
No, it's true. It's all true.
不是,是真的...
They were all sitting here.
他们全都坐在这啊
The Boss, the blacksmith...
高板,打铁的...
Drink some wine to calm down yourself. Come on.
喝点酒压压惊
To calm myself?
压惊的?
I know I killed you.
我知道我吓着你们了
But I can't control myself.
可是我也没有办法控制我自己
Sorry...
对不起...
Will this work?
喂,凌道长,行不行啊?
No harm in trying.
姑且试一试吧
Make him talk.
你引他说话,让我好下手啊
Junbao.
君宝
- Sacred Man. - Sacred Man?
- 高人 - 高人?
The Sacred Man is dead.
死了
- This will do you good. - y eah, it is.
- 扎一下对你有好处的 - 是呀,有好处的
I don't want any good, you take it.
好处我不要了,给你们吧
Hey, don't go...
别扎我呀...
There's no need to cry like this.
扎了几针,干嘛哭成这样啊?
No, he punctured my crying nerve point.
我被他扎中哭穴了
you've been punctured too.
你也被他扎中了
It's your laughing nerve point.
你被他扎中笑穴了
you're a pile of shit.
全部都是废物
He Kun, how did you train your troops?
何琨,你以前是怎么练兵的?
Shitty coach, shitty soldiers!
简直就是废物练废物
you don't have to insult me.
镇抚使,你又何必要侮辱我呢?
The way you coach them...
你这样的练兵方法
they'll rebel against you someday.
必有死伤,军心难服
Only the best will survive.
适者生存,挺不住的死不足惜
Including yourself.
包括你在内
Dong Tianbao, although you control the military...
董天宝,虽然兵权在你手上
you mustn't forget, I'm the one who gave you your break.
可是你不要忘了是我一手提拔你的
The military law has no room for gratefulness.
军法不容情
He Kun, we have no friendship.
何琨,现在不是套交情的时候
I think we should stop. I'll go see Master Liu.
我认为不宜再练,我要去见刘公公
Those who disobey must die.
违抗军令者死
Go on practice.
继续练
Junbao.
君宝...
Where's he?
他上哪去呀?
Strange.
怪啦,难道会隐形啊?
Junbao.
君宝...
Stay cool.
冷静...
Why? you look awful.
冷什么静啊,看你脸色发青啊
Watch out for your wounds!
当心你的伤口又裂了
I'm okay!
我个口没裂啊
you should all stay cool.
你们也冷静一下吧
Come out.
出来
It hurts...
好痛呀
This is a good sign of recovery.
会痛,就是好啦?
Master!
师父
Master, I'm afraid...
师父,我好怕呀
I don't want to practice kung-fu, I don't want to fight.
我不想练武功,我不想打人
I am just a little hungry.
我想吃豆沙饱
Master, you've lost weight and grown taller!
师父,你瘦了,也高了
More wrinkles, but still smart and handsome.
添了皱纹,不过还是英明神武
Junbao...
君宝...
That's only a log, not your Master.
师父,我怕...
Don't hit me...
别打我呀...
Don't kick me.
不要踢我
Are you alright?
你没事吧?
yes!
没...事
- Does this look okay? - Alright.
- 这样还说没事呀? - 没事
It's alright, he simply needs a good rest.
看他的样子需要好好休息啊
Go to sleep...
麻哩麻哩空,快点睡觉
Go to sleep...
麻哩麻哩空,快点睡觉
This sheet is too small.
这张被被子太小不够盖哦
Is this okay?
行不行啊?
If I don't make it this time.
其他不敢说啊,这次如果搞不定的话
I'll slap myself ten times.
我就自打十下耳光
Rest well and you'll recover.
好好休息,你一定会好的
Gosh! I deserve it...
哎呀,惨了...
12345678...
该打...
you helped me build my confidence once! I'll help you do the same.
你曾经帮我恢复信心,我也一定会帮你
Ten times more.
再打四下...
We mustn't let down the Lieutenant.
大家不要辜负了镇抚使大人
- He has high hopes on us. - yes.
- 对我们的期望 - 是
Whoever doesn't practice hard enough...
如果谁操练不力
will be persecuted by military law.
就军法处置
- Listen, soldiers. - yes.
- 众将士,听命 - 是
To practice kung-fu,
要练上乘武功
you must have a body hard as steel.
必须将身体练到如钢如铁
Keep on practicing, don't ever stop.
不要停,继续操练
Zhang Junbao, you've caused the deaths of so many people...
张君宝,你害死好多人
Damn.
该死,该死
you deserve to die, too.
打死你,打死你...
I'll take your life.
打死你呀...打死你
- Take my life. - He does this almost every morning.
- 你要我的命啊 - 怎么大清早就发一次疯
Don't you understand?
你们懂不懂呀?
you do? I don't understand what you said.
你懂啊?可是我听不懂你说什么
I do.
我懂啦
He's like this at noon, too.
到了中午又发一次疯啊
The third time happens in the evening.
黄昏还有第三次呢
Three time a day.
一天疯疯癫癫的三次
Let's call him "Sanfeng" instead.
不要叫君宝了,干脆叫三疯吧
Junbao, time to eat.
君宝,吃饭啦
you haven't eaten for three days now.
你已经三天没吃饭了
you eat your rice, you don't smell them, Sanfeng.
饭是吃的,不是拿来闻的,三疯
Eat!
吃呀
Punctual as a clock, Sanfeng!
他还真准时呀,三疯
Master, these are the rebels I arrested.
参见刘公公
Master, these are the rebels I arrested.
这是我抓回来的叛党
And the tax I collected.
另外还有征来的税
you've done my job.
我要做的事都被你做完了
I'm just learning from you, Master.
向公公学习,一辈子都学不完
I simply want you to enjoy your office.
我只是尽量让公公高枕无忧
There're rebellions all across the country...
现在各村各省都有大规模的民变
Except my province.
就我这没有
Tax returns are high, too.
而且税收又丰富
His Highness has asked me to report to the Royal Court.
所以皇上要召我入京汇报佳绩
We'll be loyal to you, Master...
都是因为公公对属下关心
to return the kindness you bestowed on us.
所以属下们都以死相报
The other officials should learn from you.
满朝百官都应该效法
Why don't you join me to the Capital?
干脆你一起跟我入京,你跟他们说
Thank you, Master.
多谢公公
But before that I don't want to hear anymore rebellions...
不过入京之前
But before that I don't want to hear anymore rebellions...
我不想再听到还有叛党滋事
nor any discontents of the Court.
或是有人对朝廷不满
yes, Master.
是,公公
We wish you the best of luck, Lieutenant.
祝镇抚使大人入京面圣顺利
Junbao, the water is dirty.
君宝,这水很脏,不能喝
Drink this.
要喝喝这个
Thank you.
谢谢你啊
your hands are dirty, wash them.
手好脏啊,刚好可以洗洗手
They're clean now.
洗干净啦
Junbao, I've told you that they're dirty.
君宝,我跟你说很脏不能喝的嘛
Me dirty? Okay, I'll wash myself.
你说我很脏啊,那我洗洗
No, Junbao...
不是呀君宝,不要,起来
Let me wash.
让我洗洗嘛
The sun and the air will help you.
出来晒晒太阳,呼吸点新鲜空气
The sun and the air will help you.
对你自己有帮助哦
I'll stand over here. The sun will burn me.
我站这边好了,小心被太阳烤焦
No.
不会的啦?
Nature has its own life.
这大地的一草一本都有他自己的生命
This tree has withered,
这棵树虽然枯了
but a new life has just begun.
但是另外一个新生命又开始了
you can be that.
你也可以这样啊
Brother...
大哥...
What's the matter?
什么事呀?
Sister-in-law has just given birth.
大嫂刚生啦
- Go home now. - Really?
你赶快回去看看吧
Quick...
好好好,来...
What shall we call the baby?
也不知道该给孩子取个什么名字啊
The firewood are surely heavy.
你背那么大担柴怎么走啊?
your child's waiting for you.
孩子还等着你回去抱呢
Put down the firewood, you're greedy.
你赶快把柴放下来吧,贪心哪
Right... Quick!
对啊对啊,快走啦
Wait!
等等我啊
Lower your burden, run towards the new life.
放下负担,奔向新生命
I wish he could be home quickly.
是呀,希望他能很快到家
Lower your burden, run towards the new life.
放下负担,奔向新生命
Lower your burden, run towards the new life.
放下负担,奔向新生命...
This is the book of the "Qi", not a bible of martial arts.
这本气功心法,不是什么武林绝学
When you're confused, it can bring you peace.
不过在你心情烦乱的时候
When you're confused, it can bring you peace.
可以带给你清静
This book of the "Qi" is so mild,
事无利无过细
it doesn't want to kill the enemy,
视前尘如梦境
but teach you how to make the best use of the chance.
清静为
Stick together.
清静为天下福
Don't use force. The force will break it.
刚则折,柔恒存
But if I don't use force, how to break it?
柔于甚刚强
Not to use trick.
无欲无求
Trick will end it.
淡薄之至
Keep the air to match the universe.
终能疾雷过山而不惊
No desire, no lust.
白刃交前而不惧
What other moves have you devised?
你到底还有什么招式啊?
No root, no dust, all natural. That's called Tai Chi.
气沉丹田,中正安舒,呼吸要绵绵,深入丹田
Tai Chi?
意行气行,意到气到,静中有动,动中有静
I am alright.
我没事
It's just that I still feel a certain responsibility.
只不过有些牵挂放不下
The past forms parts of your experience.
过去只是人生的经历
It shouldn't become your burden.
并不是一种负担
Junbao, eat.
君宝,吃饭啦
you've just recovered. you must eat more.
是啊,你刚刚复原,要多吃一点啊
Sanfeng.
三疯
Sanfeng? Zhang Sanfeng? Sounds good.
三丰?张三丰?蛮好听的诶?
yes...
是呀...
Forget the past, Junbao!
忘了过去吧,君宝
Why doesn't he sleep in a lying position?
他为什么不躺着睡啊?
He can't sleep. That's why he doesn't lie down.
他失眠,所以不能躺着睡
Cut the crap.
不要乱说呀
He's put a piece of iron down under.
他下面放着块铁嘛
Let your breath precipitate.
中正安舒,气沉丹田
Keep your centre of gravity and use other's force to strike your force.
保持重心,借力用力
A swirling ball can spin away other objects that hit on it.
一个球转动就可以把周围的东西弹开
But the ball stands on itself steady and firm.
但本身很稳定
I didn't eat because of you.
你害得我没饭吃啊
Shit.
你
There are always movements even in stillness.
动中有静,静中有动
He seems to have understood something.
他好象想到什么啦
No matter how hard I strike the ball, it'll spring back by the water.
无论我多用力打去,都会被水弹回来
The stronger you are, the stronger the opponent.
遇强则强
I can't even defeat water!
想不到我连水都打不过
How are you, Junbao?
君宝,你怎么啦?
Have you gone crazy again?
你是不是又发疯了
I know what is natural now.
不是啊,中正安舒...
Everything is found in the nature.
我好象有点心得啦
Who is he?
怎么那么脏啊?他是谁啊?
"My hands do not have strength and power."
刀光剑影不是我门派
"My heart embraces peace and calm."
天空海阔自有我风采
"Resigning myself to adversity. Seeing richness out of void."
双手一推,非黑也非白
"Violence be turned to peace. There are always guiding fate."
不好也不坏,没有胜又何来败
"Dynamic or still. Divide or multiple."
没有去,哪有来
"Follow fate to go in and out of mortal world. Merciless is mercy."
手中无剑心中无尘,才是我胸怀
"Follow heart and not be aggressive. Merciless is mercy."
随缘而去乘风而来,才是我胸怀
"Dynamic or Still. Divide or multiple."
没有动,哪有静
"Follow fate to go in and out of mortal world. Merciless is mercy."
手中无剑心中无尘,才是我胸怀
"Follow heart and not be aggressive. Merciless is mercy."
随缘而去乘风而来,才是我胸怀
My dear.
跪下
Where's Zhang Junbao? Any accomplice?
张君宝在哪里?有没有同党?
Who? Which Zhang Junbao?
谁呀,谁是张君宝?
Kill his wife!
杀了他老婆
- Mom... - If kill her, he doesn't confess.
- 老婆 - 再不说连他女儿也杀了
- Dad... - No...
不要啊
Don't kill my daughter.
不要杀我女儿,冤枉呀
Kill!
杀
you killer! Damn you.
死狗官,你不得好死
you are cheap!
你还嘴硬
Whoever defends for Zhang Junbao is an enemy of mine.
谁要是敢包庇张君宝
Whoever defends for Zhang Junbao is an enemy of mine.
就是跟我董天宝作对
The end will be like this.
来人,拉他游街
Reverend Ling!
凌道士...
What happened?
什么事呀?
Dong Tianbao is getting more and more powerful.
董天宝现在势力越来越大
He's even more ruthless than Master Liu.
而且比刘公公还要残忍
He's killed the whole family of the food-store owner.
刚刚诬赖粮行老板是叛党,杀他全家呀
He said he's going to kill more people...
是呀
He said he's going to kill more people...
他还说如果我不说出君宝在哪
if we didn't inform on your whereabout.
他还要杀更多的人哪
Take care of yourself. We'll go first.
你们要当心呀,我们先走啦
you, too.
你们也要小心点呀
Taoism teaches us to avoid disaster and behave ourselves. Let's go.
修道之人要避祸慎行
Taoism teaches us to avoid disaster and behave ourselves. Let's go.
我们还是快走吧
Taoism also teaches us to forget oneself and save other people's lives.
修道之人不可以只为自己,要普渡众生
you should know the importance of nothingness.
但是现在天道宁沦啊
If you've a heart, it doesn't matter if you must practice none thingess.
我相信上天有好生之德
To avoid more deaths...
为了避免更多的人再受到伤害
I must stop him.
我一定要想办法制止他再作恶
If ever something happens to you.
如果你们有什么不测
It's all predestined!
生死有命
I will go with you.
那我也一块去啊
Reverend, you'd better stay.
凌道长,我看你还是别去啦
I know I'll only bring you trouble.
我知道我会连累你们
These charms usually don't work.
这些符我平常写都不怎么灵啊
I hope they'll work this time.
希望这次能够很灵
I've studied Taoism all my life. But you realize its truth all in a blink.
我悟道几十年,还不及你一朝悟道
you'll be the Master of Masters.
你将来
you'll be the Master of Masters.
一定会成为一代宗师
I'd better retire.
我还是退休吧
Congratulations. Please.
恭喜大哥,请到长寿佛
you'll have a long life and enjoy great wealth.
大哥以后一定能够长命百岁
May God bless you!
永享富贵
you rebels, how dare you come here?
你们这些叛党,竟敢冒犯本公
To meet your fate?
跑到这来送死?
This is the end of your life.
阉贼,你恶贯满盈
you can't escape anymore.
就算求到满天神佛也保佑不了你
Kill him.
杀
God is benevolent!
上天有好生之德
Why fight with swords and weapon?
又何必动刀动枪?
Don't kill me.
不要杀我...
I just want a favor.
上天有好生之德
I just want a favor.
只想请你帮个忙
Get up.
起来
- Don't get mad. - Be careful of Master Liu.
- 不要乱来 - 刘公公呀
Step back.
还不退后?
Step back.
君宝,你变聪明了
Junbao, you've become smarter by taking Master Liu as a hostage.
懂得用刘公公来要胁我
I've been a smart man all my life.
我从小就很聪明
I'll never employ such tricks.
不过我不屑利用这小聪明
What do you want?
你们想怎么样?
I wanna tell you.
我想告诉你
you've chosen a way of no return.
你的所作所为,只有死路一条
you've always been inferior to me,
从小到大,讲计谋论功夫
in terms of conspiracies and martial arts.
你全都输我,还被我利用
I've even exploited you once. you're no equivalent to me.
你怎么跟我斗?
Tell him to kneel.
叫他跪下
Kneel...
跪下呀
Kneel!
还不跪下
you're kneeling to me now...
你现在跪跪在地上跟我说话
How will you defeat me?
你又怎么跟我们斗?
Junbao, didn't you like to help people?
君宝,你不是很喜欢帮助人?
I earned my power by paying a lot of efforts.
我好不容易才有今天这个局面
I won't give it up.
我不能放弃这一次
Do me a favor.
就当帮我一次忙
Release Master Liu.
快点放了刘公公
Fame and wealth are only temporary.
名利只是过眼云烟
I'm acting for Heaven.
这一次我是替天行道
I'm my own God.
我命由我不由天
What school of boxing is this?
这是哪门子拳法?
Nature is the origin of everything.
无根无极,万法自然
Tai Chi!
太极
Junbao, I'll never allow myself to be defeated by you.
君宝,我不会输给你
Junbao, I'll never allow myself to be defeated by you.
我永远都不会输给你
you're obsessed with lust and desires. How can you win?
你心浮气燥,利欲熏心,怎么能赢?
"One-Thousand-Catties Pendant!"
千斤坠
Use other's force to strike one's force.
借力用力
Kill him!
上呀...杀了他,上呀
No one move!
谁都不要动
I'll kill whoever moves.
谁动我就杀了谁
Attack! Why don't you attack him?
上呀,你们为什么不上呀?
- Don't you move, too! - I don't move...
- 你也不准动 - 我不动...
you!
混蛋
Master Liu ordered me not to move, it's not my wish.
为什么不上?想死啊
Dong Tianbao, if only I lose a single hair...
董天宝,如果我少一根头发
I'll chop your head.
我就把你脑袋砍下来
- Master Liu... - He killed the Master.
- 刘公公... - 他杀了刘公公
- What should we do... - Master Liu...
- 公公... - 公公...
Master Liu has died. Now I'm the leader.
刘公公已经死了,现在由我作主
- Attack! - Go...
- 你们上呀 - 上...
He's killed Master Liu.
他连刘公公都敢杀
He'll kill you all sooner or later. Will you still help him?
迟早把你们杀光,你们还帮他?
Don't move!
不要动
Step back.
退后
Everyone has deserted you now. No one's going to help you.
你众叛亲离,没有人会帮你
you deserve it.
打死他
you don't ever treat us as human beings.
日练夜练,欺上瞒下
you took us as buddies when you were a soldier.
不把我们当人看
But you put on air once you were promoted.
一升官发财
Kill him...
打死他...
Kill him...
打死他...
Please forgive me before I die.
在我临死之前,求你原谅我
I've wronged you!
我错啦
Junbao, think of the times we spent together...
君宝,念在我们是多年的兄弟
Will you forgive me?
你可不可以原谅我
you always defended me when we were small.
从小到大
you always defended me when we were small.
无论我做了什么你都会原谅我的
Don't trust him.
你不要相信他
Go to hell.
去死吧
Let's part here.
你们走吧
Where're you going?
你打算去哪里?
I'm bringing Tianbao's ashes to the Master.
我要带天宝的骨灰回去见师父
Shall we see each other again?
我们以后还会不会再见面?
Our fate will tell.
随缘吧
Farewell, Zhang Sanfeng.
再会啦,张三丰