Boy.Meets.World.S01E05.杀人蜂 （我也不懂为什么本集名称是这个） 翻译和字幕：减肥达人
我把上周的地理考试成绩分了等级， I have graded last week's geography examination...
得分最高的是…… and the highest score was achieved by...
明库斯。是不是要说明库斯？ Minkus. Was it achieved by Minkus?
又要说明库斯？明库斯，对吧？ Does it go to Minkus?Minkus, right?
明库斯 Mr. Minkus.
令人震惊哦 That's a shock.
谢谢，菲尼老师 Thank you, Mr. Feeny.
你的附加题是一个真正的难题。哇喔…… Your bonus question was a real stumper. ow.
奥维斯小姐，优秀 Miss owens, excellent.
贝克先生，非常不错 Mr. Baker, very nice.
马修斯先生…… Mr. Matthews...
好吧，这是你的 Well, there it is.
一个C？ A "C"?
为了这个测验，我可确实复习了 But I actually studied for this test.
为什么我只得了个C ？ Why did I get a "C"?
让我看看。哪里开始呢…… Let's see. Where to begin.
啊，因为一个问题，马修斯先生…… Well, for one thing,Mr. Matthews...
这部分的地图不是东德 this section of the map is not East Germany.
不是？ It's not?
也许你听到过一个小事件 Perhaps you heard of a little incident...
……是关于柏林墙的？ （当时柏林墙刚被推倒） with the Berlin Wall?
是在棒球赛季期间发生的吗？ Was that during baseball season?
再也没有东德了 There is no East Germany anymore.
但是，课本上说它就在西德旁边 But the textbook says it's right next to West Germany.
是的，课本还说阿拉斯加和夏威夷 Yes, well, the textbook also says that Alaska and Hawaii...
迟早会兴盛繁华呢 will make fine states someday.
事情会变的，马修斯先生 Things change, Mr. Matthews.
不幸的是，教育董事会 Unfortunately,the Board of Education...
没有足够的钱更新课本 doesn't have the funds to keep up.
那么我该如何更新知识呢？ Then how am I supposed to keep up?
看新闻，认真上课 Watch the news.Pay attention in class.
看我给你的油印资料…… Look at the mimeographs I give you...
在你把它们折成纸飞机之前 before you turn them into paper airplanes.
哇哦 Ow.
这么做有什么好处？ What good would it do?
让他们不断地改变地理知识。 They keep changing geography.
为什么就不能像其他的科目呢？ Why can't it be like all the other subjects?
数学，2+2永远是4 Math...2 plus 2 is always 4.
呃，科学课 Uh, science...
地球永远绕着太阳转 the Earth always goes around the Sun.
历史课：林肯总是被射中脑袋 History... Lincoln always gets shot in the head.
林肯倒真解脱了 Lincoln got off easy.
（可以直接点到2:45处跳过片头）
好了，抬起头来 All right, heads up.
在这节课最后几分钟 In these last few moments of class...
我要宣布一下关于… I want to make an announcement...
今年的区域地理锦标赛。 about this year's regional geography tournament.
正如你们知道的，在过去五年 As some of you may know,for the past five years...
我总是带出冠军团队 I have always fielded a champion...
我希望今年也是如此 and I expect to do the same this year.
因此，基于某人杰出的学术水平 So, based on his outstanding scholastic achievement...
我已经选择了今年的参赛者，他是… I have selected as this year's entrant...
明库斯！你选的是不是明库斯？ Minkus. Have you selected Minkus?
明库斯 Mr. Minkus.
今年第一名的奖励将是…… And this year's first prize will be...
一个Mercator牌投影地图墙？ A Mercator projection pull-down wall map?
不，呃…… No. Uh...
今年的优胜者将在世界职业棒球大赛 This year's winner will be bat boy...
的揭幕战上成为球棒小子 （负责拎着球员的球棒） at the opening game of the World Series.
哦…… Ohh.
你听到了吗？ Did you hear that?
是，怎么？ Yeah. So?
我看到了梦想成真的机会 So I'm seeing my dream come true here.
噢，是啊，就像菲尼会选你 Oh, right. Like Feeny's going to take you...
去参加地理比赛似得 to the geography tournament.
你甚至不知道 You didn't even know...
他们拆毁了伯利兹墙 （应该是柏林墙，他搞混了） they tore down the Berlitz Wall.
呃…关于这个地理锦标赛… Uh... about this geography tournament...
怎么？ Yeah?
我认为你选明库斯是个错误 I think you're making a mistake taking Minkus.
你基于什么怪异理论得出这个结论？ And upon what do you base that bizarre theory?
嗯，争取胜利的最重要的因素是什么？ Well, what's the most important ingredient in winning?
人才。 Talent.
技能。 Skill.
我要你停止摇晃你的脑袋 I want you to stop shaking your head.
胜利的意志。 The Will to Win.
你需要它，我追求它 That's what you need,that's what I got.
这种对地理的突然兴趣 This sudden interest in geography...
不会和今年的奖励是 wouldn't have anything to do...
棒球世界杯上的球棒小子有关吧 with this year's World Series bat boy prize...
是吧？ would it?
不，不可能，从来没有 No. No way. Not even.
你开玩笑吧？我这是为了你啊 Are you kidding?I'm doing this for you.
你已经五连胜了 You're on a 5-year winning streak...
我想给你第六个胜利带回家 and I want to bring the big 6 home to you.
你在拍我马屁 You're sucking up to me.
而且是竭尽全力 As hard as I can.
谢谢你，马修斯先生 Well, thanks, Mr. Matthews.
你的关注让我充满信心。 Concern like yours gives me full confidence.
因为我？ In me?
因为明库斯 In Minkus.
是明库斯 It's Minkus.
我充满信心，因为明库斯！ I'm full of confidence in Minkus!
艾瑞克，你能在周五晚上 Eric, can you babysit...
照看一下弟弟妹妹吗？ for your brother and sister Friday night?
不行，sorry Nope. Sorry.
呵呵，你误会了。 Oh, you misunderstood.
你以为我要你同意吗？ You thought I was asking you a question.
妈，飞船乐队周五演出 Mom, Aerosmith's Friday.
哦，你也要去听这个演唱会吗？ Oh, you heard about that concert, too?
是的，我会带海瑟一起去 Yup. I'm taking Heather Ralston.
好极了 Great.
哦，我找个临时保姆，那咱们就能一起开车去 Oh, I'll call a sitter and we'll all drive together.
你啥意思？“一起去”？ What do you mean,together?
我的意思是，你爸爸和我也买了票 I mean your dad and I have tickets, too.
莫妹，你见到花椰菜在哪儿吗？ Morgan, have you seen the broccoli?
花椰菜？ Broccoli?
没有 Nope.
老妈…当我这么叫你… Mother... and when I call you that...
我指的是 I'm referring...
我们之间辈份有代沟 to the generational chasm between us...
这意味着你不可能和我 which means you couldn't possibly be going...
去同一个演唱会 to the same concert as me.
为什么不会？ Why not?
你知道，飞船乐队是声嘶力竭的，不适合你 Well, you know,Aerosmith's kind of loud for someone your age, Mom.
你应该听的是…… You should really be listening to...
小心说话哦 Careful.
类似彼得、保罗和玛丽的《风中飘荡》？ （60年代三重唱老歌） Aren't Peter, Paul, and Mary blowing wind somewhere?
老妈，你见过我的好朋友明库斯吗？ Mom, have you met my good friend Minkus?
很高兴见到你，明库斯 It's nice to meet you,Minkus?
快给我妈打电话！ Call my mother.
什么？！ What?
他有点紧张，马休斯夫人 He's a little nervous,Mrs. Matthews.
我们现在带他上楼去 We're gonna take him upstairs now.
我编号27842（模仿被俘） 27842...
据点里只有我一个！ it's the only Minkus in the book.
花椰菜在这里干什么？ What is this broccoli doing in here?
把猪肝藏起来（不爱吃） It's hiding the liver.
我很高兴你能来，明库斯。 I'm glad you could come over, Minkus.
很高兴来这儿。现在我可以走了吗？ Real nice to be here.Can I go now?
傻小子 Chill.
我不明白这是什么意思 I don't understand what that means.
这意味着四分之一的人是书呆子。 It means that 1 out of every 4 people is a nerd.
所以当你环顾这个房间。 So when you look around this room...
没看到书呆子，那你就是书呆子 and you don't see one,you're it.
但是，我们可以帮你改变 But we can help you change.
也许我喜欢现在这样 Maybe I like how I am.
你喜欢大家总是取笑你？ You like everyone always making fun of you?
不 No.
你喜欢总是最后一个被挑进球队？ You like always being the last one picked for teams?
不 No.
你喜欢大家把你的内裤 You like everyone pulling your underwear...
拉到腰上吗？ up your butt all the time?
那到没那么糟 It's not so bad.
明库斯，让我们帮助你 Minkus, let us help you.
我们就在这里，哥们儿 We're here for you, man.
现在还来得及 It's early in the year.
你还可以改变你的形象。 You can still change your image.
我该怎么做? What do I do?
地理锦标赛……你不该去参加 The geography tournament...you don't want to do it.
它会把你的人生打上标签 It'll brand you for life.
但是我爱地理 But I love geography.
我梦想冒险和异国情调 I'm drawn by the adventure and exoticism of it.
嗨，也许你们也想和我一起加入…… Hey. Perhaps you fellows would like to join...
“未来地理”俱乐部的美国分部 the Future Cartographers of America Club with me.
忘了它吧，伙计 Let it go, man.
如果我不参加比赛，你们会喜欢我吗？ If I don't do the tournament,will you guys like me?
不会 No.
我不知道这对我有什么好处 Then I don't see what's in it for me.
好吧，开个价吧，你这个小人 All right, name your price, you little creep.
你们玩枪的时候 When you guys play Bombardment...
能否不再射我的头？ could you not aim the ball at my head anymore?
成交 Deal.
如果我们不能碰他脑袋 What's the point of playing...
那以后还有什么好玩的？ if we can't throw the ball at his head?
嗨，谁先说？ Hi. Who's first?
老爸，你们不能去飞船乐队演唱会 Dad, you can't go to the Aerosmith concert.
他怕音响会震烂我们的助听器。 He's afraid it will blow out our hearing aids.
我只是想说，这太别扭了 I'm just saying it's unnatural.
我的意思是，难道你们就不能 I mean can't you guys...
找个合适自己年纪的演唱会吗？ find your own concert to go to?
对不起，我没能买到 I'm sorry I couldn't get tickets...
尼尔·萨达卡（50年代歌星）的票 for the Neil Sedaka-thon.
给你个提示：我们其实听过飞船乐队 Get a clue! We've been listening to Aerosmith...
……在你出生前 since before you were born.
哦，算了吧，别再提了。 Oh, come on,get out of here.
不要毁了我的第一场演唱会，OK？ Don't kill my first concert, oK?
这可不是你第一场飞船乐队的演唱会 This isn't your first Aerosmith concert.
麦迪逊花园广场，1978年 Madison Square Garden, 1978.
我们在那儿，你在这儿 We were there,you were here.
你吃了他吗？ You ate him?
那些飞船乐队的家伙多少岁了？ How old are these Aerosmith guys, anyway...
一百万岁吗？ like a million?
是的，和我们同岁 Yeah, our age.
三排三号座 Row C-C.
看完一边哭去吧 Read 'em and Weep.
买到第三排！简直是奇迹！ That's the third row.These are amazing.
没错，老家伙拿到了好位子 Yeah. old guys get good seats.
也许我们可以给他买个靠近我们的座位… Maybe we can buy him decent seats near us...
那样他至少可以看到舞台 so he can at least see the stage.
我不要挨着你们的座位，OK？ I don't want to sit near you guys, oK?
我也不想在和你们在同一个剧场 I don't want to be in the same amphitheater as you.
我甚至不想和你们听同一个乐队 I don't even want to hear the same group as you.
我去看看是否还有票… I'll go see if there are any seats left...
去听Eric Clapton for Eric Clapton.
[DOOR CLOSES]
你想告诉他吗？ You want to tell him?
[BELL RINGS]
菲尼老师，我想退出…… Mr. Feeny, I'm afraid I must tender my resignation...
……地理锦标赛 from the geography tournament.
明库斯先生，我明白这是因为 Mr. Minkus, I'm aware that the changing...
全球地缘政治的变化 geopolitical face of the globe...
让比赛变得更加困难 offers a difficult challenge.
我只是觉得，地理锦标赛 I just don't feel that the geography tournament...
和我的新形象不相称 fits in with my new image.
那么，告诉我，是啥新形象？ And what, pray tell,would that image be?
斯图亚特·明库斯，普通人 Stuart Minkus, regular guy.
明库斯先生，我一直认为你 Mr. Minkus, I have always thought of you...
是特立独行的。 as exceptional.
现在，为什么你会突然要变普通呢？ Now, why would you suddenly settle for regular?
靠近平庸，靠近平凡 Read average,read mediocre.
因为特殊的人…… Because exceptional people...
总会有小球扔到他们脑袋上 get Bombardment balls thrown at their heads.
而平凡的家伙…负责扔 And regular guys...do the throwing.
我明白了 I see.
我能不能要求你 And I can't convince you...
把切换成普通人的时间 to postpone your new association...
放到地理锦标赛之后 with the common man until after the tournament?
不行，我等不及了 No. I'm seizing the day.
要及时行乐啊，菲尼老师 Carpe diem. Mr. Feeny.
听到这些我真难过，明库斯先生 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Mr. Minkus.
你是我的学生中，唯一那个可以 You were the only student I ever had...
在古代世界地图上 who could locate Thrace...
找到色雷斯的人 on a map of the ancient world.
啊，那很简单 Ah, that's easy.
只要从爱琴海往北…… Just go north from the Aegean and...
我知道你想干啥，菲尼老师 I know what you're doing,Mr. Feeny...
这不能……反正我不干了 and it isn't going to...ain't going to work.
我会想你的，明库斯先生 I shall miss you,Mr. Minkus.
我仅仅希望我知道 I only wish I knew...
应该找谁来代替你 how I was going to replace you.
拜托，菲尼老师 Come on, Mr. Feeny.
我是唯一一个候选的 I'm the only game in town.
不，马修斯先生，没有什么唯一候选 Then, Mr. Matthews,there is no game.
哎，菲尼老师 Uh, Mr. Feeny.
我注意到你离开教室 I noticed you've left the classroom...
而且转向东方 and turned east.
正对欧洲，你不知道吗？ Towards Europe,don't you know?
拜托，给我一个机会！ Come on,give me a chance.
一个什么机会，马修斯先生？ A chance to what,Mr. Matthews?
公开地羞辱我吗？ To publicly humiliate me?
不，去为你赢得比赛 No. To win for you.
在此之前，你从来都没对地理 You've never shown any interest...
表现出任何兴趣…… in geography before this.
但是我一直对赢得锦标赛 But I do have an interest...
很感兴趣 in winning the geography tournament.
我能学会任何我感兴趣的东西 I can learn anything when I'm interested in it.
你是不是在说，你会从我这里 Are you saying that you're willing...
去学习一些东西？ to learn something from me?
是的 Yeah.
如果有谁可以教会我，那就是你 And if anyone can teach me, you can.
因为你就是那种老师 'Cause that's the kind of teacher you are.
我是“一个空的容器” I'm an empty vessel.
这话你说过多少次了？ How many times have I heard you say that?
我已经数不清了 I've lost count.
但是我说了，我会让你教我 But I'm willing to learn from you.
你听我说过几次这种话？ How many times have you heard me say that?
好吧…我不相信居然会从你那里 Well... I don't believe I've ever heard those words...
听到这些话 in that order from you.
好的，马修斯先生，我将带你参赛 All right, Mr. Matthews.I will take you on.
我会帮你准备好比赛。 I shall prep you for the tournament.
我知道你的动机不纯 I know that your motives are not pure...
但我希望，你对奖品的渴望 but I hope your quest for the prize...
会带领你走进知识的殿堂。 will lead you to the temple of knowledge.
是是，只要奖品在那条路上 Yeah, yeah.If it's on the way.
Mm-hmm.
我以为我们要去公园 I thought we were going to the park?
拜托，伙计，你学习太努力了 Come on, man, you're studying too much.
老师都开始注意你了 The teachers are starting to notice.
是啊，他们管你叫“好学生” Yeah, they're calling you a good student.
他们说你很有潜力 They're saying you have potential.
哇喔！在美国大陆上的 Wow! The highest and lowest points...
最高点和最低点之间 in the continental United States...
仅仅相隔50英里 are only 50 miles apart...
死亡谷和惠特尼山。 Death Valley and Mount Whitney.
我发现这很特别 I find that extraordinary.
特别？ Extraordinary?
他正在变异，伙计 He's mutating, man.
啊哦 Ow.
嘿，哥们。怎么啦？ Hey, dudes. What's up?
我觉得太古怪了 Too Weird for me.
我要离开这儿 I'm out of here.
嘿，我哥们邀请我到 Hey, my buds invited me down...
下水道去砸玻璃瓶 to the sewer pipes to break bottles.
一起去吗？ Want to come?
明库斯，我很高兴你在这儿 Minkus, I'm glad you're here.
我需要用一下你的大脑 I need to use your brain.
对不起，我的大脑不在服务区 Sorry, my brain is no longer in service.
我不想失去球棒小子的机会 I don't want to lose this bat boy gig.
在过去，曾经是那么简单的事情。 In the old days, things used to be so simple.
你记住苏联，你记住莫斯科…… You had Russia,you had Moscow...
一个国家，一个首都 one country, one capital.
现在，你要背立陶宛、爱沙尼亚、乌克兰…… Now you've got your Latvia,your Estonia, your Ukraine...
还有它们各自的首都 and each one has its own separate capital.
那些人在想什么？！！ What were these people thinking?
帮帮我，明库斯 Help me, Minkus.
你只能靠你自己了，哥们 You're on your own, dude.
每次我以为我摆脱了 Every time I think I'm out...
他们都试图拉我回去 they try to suck me back in.
你似乎很好地坚持了自我。 You seem to be holding your own quite nicely.
谢谢，昨晚我在MTV台看《时尚品位》节目 Thanks. Last night I watched House of StyLe on MTV.
你看怎么样？ What do you think?
我认为西方文明在衰落。 I think Western civilization is in its decline.
我完全同意 I completely agree.
我要去看《瘪四和大头蛋》了 I'm going to watch Beavis and Butthead now.
那么，马修斯先生，学得怎么样了？ So, Mr. Matthews,how goes the studying?
棒极了。你知道，我真的投入进去了 Great. You know,I'm really getting into it.
很高兴听到这些 Glad to hear it.
我认为你会成为一个令人钦佩的球棒小子的 I think you're going to make an admirable bat boy.
我也希望如此 I hope so...
不过，学习这些真的很有趣 but learning all this stuff is pretty fun, too.
你知道夏威夷曾经 Did you know that Hawaii...
被称为三明治群岛 used to be called the Sandwich islands?
真的？这真迷人 Really?That's fascinating.
他们给它命名比某人晚吗？ We're they named after somebody?
是的，比三明治伯爵晚。 Yes, the Earl of Sandwich.
三明治？你不是想说…… Sandwich?You don't suppose...
是的，他发明了三明治 yes, he did invent the sandwich.
是不是很怪异？ Isn't that Weird?
怪异，确实是。马修斯先生 Weird, indeed,Mr. Matthews.
--七叶树之州？--俄亥俄州 - The buckeye state?- ohio.
--蓝草之州？--肯塔基州 - The bluegrass state?- Kentucky.
--非洲最高峰？--乞力马扎罗山 - Highest mountain in Africa?- Kilimanjaro.
艾尔顿·约翰（英国摇滚明星） Elton John.
我们那代的 Ours.
--齐柏林飞船（英国摇滚乐队）--哦，拜托 - Led Zeppelin.- oh, please.
--蒂娜·特纳（歌星）--我老妈那代的 - Tina Turner.- My mother's.
艾瑞克，如果你这么抗拒 Eric, if it bothers you so much...
我和你妈要去演唱会这事儿 that your mother and I are going to this concert...
为什么你不反抗，比如——不去。 why don't you rebel...don't go.
哦，是的，我知道你在玩什么 Oh, yeah. I see your game here.
你想激我不去演唱会， You'd love it if I didn't go to that concert...
对吧？很好的尝试，老爸 wouldn't you?Nice try, Dad.
海瑟和我会去那个演唱会 Heather and I are going to that concert.
我们会在你们后面的第64排…… We're going to be there 64 rows behind you...
用目光掐你们的脖子。 breathing down your neck.
你需要放松肩膀吗，马修斯先生？ Are your shoulders tense, Mr. Matthews?
要啊，他们都在做按摩 Yeah, they're a little tense.
那我建议你像这样…… Then I suggest you go like this...
你尽管放松些，菲尼老师 You should really relax, Mr. Feeny.
我感觉状态好的很 I got a good feeling about this.
你会把奖杯装袋子里 Your trophy's in the bag...
而我会在职棒赛上当球棒小子 and I'm gonna be handing out bats at the Fall Classic.
是你啊，邦德先生（球星） Here you are, Mr. Bonds.
我能为你代打吗？ Pinch hit for you?
为什么？这将是我的荣幸。 Why, it'd be my pleasure.
3号选手请听题： Moderator:Contestant 3...
火地岛上土著人的名称 name the indigenous peoples of Tierra deL Fuego.
是叫雅甘族吗？ Who are the Yahgans?
没有必要把你的答案 It is unnecessary to phrase your answer...
用反问的形式说出来。 in the form of a question.
抱歉 Sorry.
4号选手，土阿莫土群岛的 Contestant 4. what is the primary export...
主要出口产品是什么？ of the Tuamotus?
这些家伙是用特殊地球仪学地理的吗？ Are these guys working from a different globe?
我相信是椰子 I believe that would be copra.
谢谢 Thank you.
那么5号选手，请回答他们属于哪里？ And contestant 5. to whom do they belong?
你问谁属于哪里？ To whom does who belong?
土阿莫土群岛 The Tuamotus.
哪个国家拥有它们？ Of what country are they a possession?
你知道夏威夷 Did you know that Hawaii...
曾经被称为三明治群岛 used to be called the Sandwich islands...
因为是三明治伯爵给它命名的 which were named after the Earl of Sandwich...
就是发明了花生酱和果冻的那个 who discovered peanut butter and jelly?
对不起，答案是法国 I'm sorry.The answer is France.
哦，对啊，她就只要回答个无脑的…“椰子” Oh, sure. She gets a no brainer... "Copra."
佛罗里达是美国最南端的州 Florida is the southernmost of the United States.
阿拉斯加是美国最北端的州 Alaska is the northernmost of the United States.
波多黎各仍然是一个殖民地 Puerto Rico is still a territory...
那么下一个是关岛 so is Guam.
球棒小子要做些什么？ What does a bat boy do?
我不知道 I don't know.
他们拎着球员的球棒，明白没？球棒小子？ They hand players bats. Get it, bat boy?
好吧，谁会想要干那个？ Well, who would want to do that?
是啊，多白痴的奖励啊 Yeah. What a stupid prize.
为什么就不能发一个 What ever happened to...
Mercator牌的投影地图墙呢？ the Mercator projection pull-down wall map?
哦…… Oh...
我在打我的头。 I'm hitting my head.
我在打最北端的…… I'm hitting the northernmost...
那部分脑袋 part of my head.
所以我尽量不低头去看第三排 So I try not to look down at row C-C...
因为海瑟和我正度过美好时光，你懂吗？ because Heather and I are having a good time, you know?
但是我情不自禁想 But I can't help looking.
老爸老妈坐在第三排吗？ Are Mom and Dad sitting in row C-C?
不，他们在过道里跳舞！ No, Mom and Dad are dancing in the aisles.
拜托，艾瑞克，我觉得你父母真的很酷 Come on, Eric, I think your parents are really cool.
哦，好吧，我是个有酷酷父母的幸运儿 Oh, good, I'm the lucky boy with the cool parents.
你妈坐在你爸的肩膀上 Your mom was sitting on your dad's shoulders.
羡煞旁人 It Was adorable.
我不需要羡煞旁人的父母 I don't want adorable parents.
科瑞，你要那样的父母吗？ Cory, you want adorable parents?
不需要，我只要他们给我做午饭… Nope. I just want them to make me lunch...
和从夏令营接走我 and pick me up from camp.
哦，我甚至没和你说他们做的可怕事情… Oh, I didn't even tell you the worst thing they did.
他们干了啥？ What did they do?
嘿！ Hey!
…穿成那样！ They wore that.
热辣音乐会，对吧？ Hot concert, huh?
是的，够辣了，老爸 Yeah, hot, Dad.
有什么事吗？你们玩得开心吗？ What's the matter? Didn't you guys have a good time?
我挺开心的 I had a good time.
是啊，我玩得挺开心 Oh, yeah,I had a good time.
一生中最开心的时候！ Time of my life!
来吧，海瑟，我送你回家 Come on, Heather.I'm taking you home.
艾瑞克，有什么问题吗？ Eric, what is the problem?
好吧，问题就是，我等了整年的时间 Well, the problem is that I've waited all year...
为了带海瑟去飞船乐队演唱会 to take Heather to the Aerosmith concert.
当我终于这么做的时候 When I finally do...
我应该在享受我一生最快乐的时光 I should be having the time of my life.
但是我没有，你们知道为什么吗？ But I'm not. You know why?
不知道，为什么？ No, why?
科瑞 Cory.
干嘛？我想问，这事儿挺有趣的 What? I'm involved.This is interesting.
因为我的父母享用了我最美好的时光 Because my parents are having my good time.
因为有更好的座位？ In better seats.
为什么我们的美好时光 Why should our good time...
是从你的美好时光里享用的？ get in the way of your good time?
你们是我的父母啊！ You're my parents!
你们不应该活泼有趣 You're not supposed to have any fun.
你们应该坐在这儿等我回家 You're supposed to sit here and wait for me to get home.
还有，为什么是我先到家呢？ And how come I'm home first?
我们有后台通行证（找明星去了） We had backstage passes.
好了，就是这样。科瑞，让开。 All right, that's it.Cory, move over.
我要坐在你旁边——失败者那边 I'm sitting next to you in the loser's couch.
你失去了地理胜利 You lost that geography thing...
我失去了音乐、父母…… and I lost my music,my parents...
我的整整一代 my entire generation.
我学了300个小时的地理 I studied geography for the last 300 hours...
却什么都没得到 and I have nothing to show for it.
我排了整晚的队…… I had to wait in line all night...
去买那些票 to get those tickets.
而我得到的唯一东西，就是…… The only thing I have to show for it is...
桑尼和雪儿 （60年代夫妻档摇滚歌星） Sonny and Cher.
艾瑞克，我很抱歉，我知道很难听到我们说 Eric, I'm sorry, and I know it's tough to hear this...
但是你妈和我正处在非常尴尬的年龄 but your mother and I are at an awkward age.
我们是父母，但是我们还没老朽 We're parents,but we're not dead yet.
好吧，很高兴有人度过了美好时光 Fine. Glad somebody had a good time.
来吧，海瑟，我送你回家 Come on, Heather.I'm taking you home.
艾瑞克，给我站在那儿 Eric, stop right there.
回沙发坐着，你们两个 Sit back in that couch,both of you.
和我一起坐，海瑟？ Join me on the couch,Heather?
科瑞，上楼去 Cory, upstairs.
为什么？我还没觉得累呢！ Why? I'm not remotely tired.
科瑞 Cory.
但突然之间，我感到全身疲劳 :) But suddenly, I'm overcome with fatigue.
来，宝贝 Come on, sweetie.
但是我想看埃里克被骂 But I want to watch Eric get yelled at.
这种机会有的是 Lots of opportunities for that.
你知道，老爸，这事儿一点都不酷，如果… You know, Dad, it really wouldn't be too cool...
你在我女朋友面前骂我 to start yelling at me in front of my girlfriend.
你知道，当我在你这个年纪时 You know,when I was your age...
我有一个你想要的那种父亲 I had a father like the one you want.
但是我想要的 But What I Wanted...
是一个你拥有的那种父亲 was a father like the one you got.
接受现实吧 Live With it.
我父母留下我们……独处？ Did my parents just leave us alone... together?
是的，我想他们就是这意思 Yeah, I think they just did.
我是个有酷酷父母的幸运儿 I'm the lucky boy with the cool parents.
再酷也不准你关灯！ Not that cool!
[BELL RINGS]
明库斯先生 Mr. Minkus...
我看见你已经放弃了MTV台的造型 I see you've abandoned your MTV look.
嗯，不反对辛蒂克劳馥的品位 Well, nothing against Cindy Crawford...
但我更类似宗毓华那种人 but I'm more of a Connie Chung kind of guy.
是的，有时候，人不了解自己 Well, sometimes a man doesn't know himself...
直到他穿着别人的大裤子 until he's walked a mile...
走上一段路 in another man's humungous pants.
嗨，明库斯，土阿莫土群岛是哪国的？ Hey, Minkus.Who owns the Tuamotus?
法国 France.
噢 Oh.
他能带回第六个冠军，是吧？ He would've brought home the big 6, wouldn't he?
很有可能 Very likely.
好吧，我希望你知道，我已经尽我全力了 Well, I want you to know that I tried my hardest.
是吗？ Did you?
你是否真的觉得，你拿出了最佳表现… Do you really feel you gave it your best...
在你的学习上 that you studied...
尽可能地刻苦努力了？ as hard as you possibly could?
是的，我尽力了 Yeah, I do.
马修斯先生，很多15世纪的探险家们相信 You know, Mr. Matthews, many 15th century explorers...
地理探索就是划着小船， believed that geography meant taking...
在掉下大地尽头之前 their little boat as far as it could go...
尽可能地走远一点儿 before it fell off the earth.
你已经把自己推到了最远的纬度 You have pushed yourself to your farthest latitudes.
而不仅仅是没有从天边掉下去 And not only did you not topple over the edge...
而且，我相信，与此同时 but, I believe, together...
我们绘制了新的领域 we have charted new territory.
这是什么？ What's this?
这是上星期的地理测验 That is this week's geography exam.
我拿了个A？ I got an "A"?
是的，是个“A” Yes, it's an "A."
祝贺你，马修斯先生 Congratulations,Mr. Matthews.
我们赢了 We won.
体育主持人：两个出局…… Sports announcer: There are 2 outs...
巴瑞·邦德走上了击打位 and Barry Bonds steps up to the pLate.
投手被终结了，而且…… The pitcher winds up and...
等等！等一会儿！艾迪！ Wait.wait. wait a minute. Ed.
看起来好像球棒小子跑进场上了垒位！ It Looks Like the bat boy is running out onto the fieLd!
她似乎带了个标语 She seems to be carrying a banner...
而且把它展开了， and she's holding it up. John.
天啊，艾迪，标语说什么？ Gosh. Ed. what's it say?
它说“法国滚出土阿莫土群岛” It says. "Get France out of the Tuamotus. "
土阿莫土群岛在哪儿？ Where are the Tuamotus. Ed?
那个，我猜在法国吧 WeLL. I guess they're in France. John.
嘿，你知道吗，我一直以为土阿莫土人 Hey. you know I always thought the Tuamotus...
是火地岛的土著人 were the indigenous peoples of Tierra deL Fuego.
哦，不是的，约翰 Oh. no. John.
那些是雅甘族 Those are the Yahgans