[video intro music]
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A warm welcome to you all, this is Naked News Magazine.
I'm Laura Desiree and beside me once again is our extra special guest this week, Lisa Maria.
Hi everyone.
Okay, so one of the questions we keep getting asked about you is how do you keep that insanely
gorgeous body of yours in such good shape?
Well for one, cardio, but I'm not telling you how I do that.
And lifting heavy.
Yeah, well that's gotta be a huge part of it.
You've got such an incredible sculpt to you.
You ever incorporated any kind of ballet into your workouts?
Well I do some flex like stretching and stuff, but not ballet kind of thing.
Ballet is my thing.
Like I like the idea of lengthening muscles.
So you know, that's something I'm always down for.
We have a bit of a ballet theme going on today actually.
And it starts with our resident fitness guru, Ayla Adams.
In this edition of Flex Appeal, she's getting in shape with a ballet inspired workout.
Let's have a look.
Welcome to Flex Appeal.
I'm Ayla Adams.
Today I'm trying out the trendy ballet inspired workout, also known as barre.
I'm here with Jodi, who is a certified barre instructor here at Pop Physique.
Tell me exactly what a barre workout is.
Well, our workout at Pop Physique is strengthening, toning, zero impact, high intensity.
It's hardcore.
It's fun.
And you'll leave feeling taller.
You'll have longer, leaner muscles.
And you'll just have a great time.
Oh, taller.
Well I'm 5'3".
I wonder if I'm going to feel like I'm 6ft tall after we leave here.
I don't know.
What do you like most about the workout?
I love how strong I feel after 60 minutes.
Like you've worked hard, you've had your ass kicked, and you've had fun, but you feel stronger.
Like every part of the body has been worked.
You've convinced me.
Let's get started.
This sounds fun.
Alright, so step onto your mat.
And we'll do a little bit of a warm up here.
So a couple of breaths in, and out.
One more, in.
Starting to already lift taller up through your spine.
And now we're going to stack the forearms and start lifting the knees up and up.
So think about your belly button scooping in towards your spine, pressing your shoulders
down, lifting your knees higher, your toes are pointed.
And then bring your hands to your shoulders and press and press.
Press and press.
Good.
Alright, hold them out here, float them up and pull down.
Pull down.
Good.
And then start exhaling for 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Okay, come on down to the mat.
Place your hands on the wood floor underneath your shoulders.
Shoot your legs out behind you.
Step your feet together and start squeezing your ankles, your knees, your thighs, and
your cheeks together.
Tuck your pelvis, scoop your belly button up, and start exhaling your abs up towards
your spine.
And then lift your right toes here and tiny presses up and up.
So you're actually squeezing from your cheek and moving the leg that way.
Now bend in half, poke up and up.
For 3, 2, 1.
Set your toes back down, re-tuck your pelvis, scoop your abs up, lift your left toes, pulse
and pulse.
Good.
Bend in half, poke the ceiling, tiny presses.
So everything at Pop Physique is really small movements.
Scoop your legs back up.
Small but hard.
Good.
And then come on down to your knees.
Take your ball, come all the way down.
Place your ball on top of your hamstrings.
Squeeze the ball with your calves.
And then bring your hands wider than your mat.
Squeeze your cheeks, tuck your pelvis under, and then exhale to push up to the top of a
push up.
So you're going to squeeze the ball before you do anything, and then bend and push.
Bend, exhale sharply.
Thinking about the squeeze on your cheek, squeezing the ball, exhaling to push up.
Good.
For 3, 2, 1.
Alright.
Take your ball out and then just stretch your arms out.
Tuck your chin, breathe in.
So there's a lot more that would happen, but I'd love to take you to the bar to show you.
Let's go to the bar.
So we're also going to pick up a ball here.
Feet are going to be hip width parallel.
We're going to releve up.
Now I want you to think about lifting even taller through your spine, lifting through
the crown of your head.
Keep lifting up even though you're going to bend your knees.
Place your ball in your upper inner thighs.
Squeeze your knees so that they're pointing exactly forward.
Keep that squeeze.
We're squeezing in and in.
In and in.
So see if you can not release and squeeze tighter.
Hold the squeeze and then squeeze and squeeze.
Good.
Reach your right arm up.
We're going to pulse and pulse.
Good.
And normally at Pop Physique you'll experience some shaking.
So you work the muscle to that point and then we keep going.
Good.
Let's go down and up.
Down and up.
Here's the shake.
Me too.
Good.
That's what we want.
The goal is to shake.
So I'm always telling people embrace the shake.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Oh my god.
Yes.
Imagine 60 minutes.
I think it's all those small muscles that are being activated.
Exactly.
Muscles that I didn't even know I had.
Exactly.
That's exactly it.
Let's do a final little stretch here.
Bring your leg up on the bar.
Yes.
Lift up.
Inhale.
Fold.
Exhale here.
Feel a really nice stretch in the back of the leg.
Good.
Maybe take even a little bend in your standing leg.
One more.
Good.
And then we're going to do a little stretch.
So we're going to do a little stretch.
So we're going to go into a little stretch here.
Good.
And then we're going to do a little stretch in the back of the leg.
Good.
Maybe take even a little bend in your standing leg.
One more.
Good.
Roll up.
Reach your arm behind you for a little twist.
And then, over.
Good.
And back up.
Yes.
Wow.
I think you'll find me hanging out at a different kind of bar these days.
A big thank you to Jodi and Pop Physique for having me.
See you next time in Flex Appeal.
I'm Ayla Adams.
Hi, I'm Knox Harter.
I'm the Artistic Director of High Society Cabaret.
I'm also a professional dancer and burlesque artist.
And I'm here today to teach these girls a ballet routine from the ballet Swan Lake.
This ballet is infamous for being one of the most challenging dances a dancer can be cast
in.
Let me give you a little demonstration.
I hope these girls can handle it.
I'm going to start with a little bit of a swing.
That's good.
I could-- I think I could do that.
See?
It's fine.
It's just like kicking and pointing the toes.
Yeah.
I keep saying that.
She starts turning.
Then we're going to issue--
oh, that's so pretty.
See?
You'll be fine.
Oh, I can't wait to see me do that.
She looks beautiful.
So graceful.
But you hear breathing, and she looks that graceful?
So we're going to be good, right?
We're going to be like--
[GASPING]
[LAUGHTER]
[GASPING]
Try to--
[LAUGHS]
All right, ladies, we're going to tackle Odette's solo
from the first act when we first meet Odette in Swan Lake.
So the first thing I want you to do--
So hopefully I don't break my butt.
But hopefully I sweat it off nicely.
Let's just say I danced for 18 years competitively, so--
I don't know how these girls are going to do.
Everyone looks at ballet and goes, oh, yeah, I can do that.
But they really underestimate how much
physicality is demand for it.
So I want you to take your right hand,
and the heel of your palm's underneath your belly button
with your fingertips pointing down.
You're going to take your left hand,
and you're going to put the heel of your palm
on what's called your sacrum.
It's the flat bone just above your butt crack right here.
And instead of pushing the hips forward,
I want you to think of lifting up the right hand
and dropping the left hand down.
Now, you'll feel that the abdominals are pulling up
towards the rib cage.
You have to hold that the entire time.
Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
From here, I'm going to teach you
how to do what's called a bourree or a couro, which
in English means little right.
So you're going to come to what's called fifth sous-sous
or fifth enrelevé.
You're going to squeeze your feet right together
and squeeze your thighs.
Now, I want you to squeeze your thighs right together.
So there should be no space in between.
I want you to try to squeeze my hand as hard as you can.
Oh, no.
So you want to wrap your hips around
and squeeze from underneath the seat right there.
So how do I do my feet again?
Right here, you're going to pull the foot through one foot
and squeeze the other foot up.
And squeeze your feet as tight together
as possible from the thighs.
Oh, I see why you have to hold it in.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Makes sense, doesn't it?
I'm fucked.
From here, we're going to go right into the bourree.
So what you're going to do is you're
going to do little steps with the feet.
And as you make these little steps,
you're going to release the knees just subtly so
that they almost flutter against each other.
So little flutters.
Nice release of knees.
Yeah, that's beautiful.
OK, so honestly speaking, this is really in hard.
Like, you guys, you have no idea.
I'm sweating from all kinds of places.
This is definitely bringing back memories
that I've tried to forget of late nights,
losing sleep over choreography, and being screamed at.
Beautiful, yeah.
They came in pretty confident.
And they came in really excited.
And then they realized how challenging it is.
But you know what?
These girls are rising to the challenge.
They're working super hard.
Keep that seat underneath.
Keep pulling up in the lower abdominals right there.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
And make sure you keep that heel forward,
because it will affect your balance
if you don't keep that heel forward.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Squeezing the seat that way.
Right there.
Step to the left foot.
Down, up.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
She makes it look so easy, you guys.
Now, remember to get that weight underneath your seat.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Good, nice full arms.
Step it back.
One last time.
Seven, forward.
Last time.
One, good.
Two, here we go.
Three, arabesque.
Good.
So let's take it forward and let's finish it all the way
down here.
Lovely.
Lovely ladies.
Very nicely done.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[APPLAUSE]
[INAUDIBLE]
[LAUGHTER]
Thank you, girls.
I only messed up one.
Just perfect.
Only one.
OK.
So we have potential.
Oh, yes.
That was amazing.
Well done, ladies.
Thank you so much.
[APPLAUSE]
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This question comes from Sandro in Lincoln, Nebraska.
My question is for Miss Marina Valmont.
Though I wouldn't want to see any of the current Naked News
anchors depart from their role on the show,
I love learning about their hobbies and ambitions
outside of their on-camera work.
And I'm curious what career you would most
wish to pursue if you weren't a lead anchor for Naked News.
Well, if I wasn't a lead anchor for Naked News,
I think I'd be terribly depressed.
I love being naked, being social,
and mingling with people.
And it's just a great job because you get to travel,
too, like I'm in Jamaica right now.
I guess if I had to pick something,
it would at least be live events.
I could at least mingle with people and get one-on-one.
Thanks for the question.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I actually can't even imagine if Marina
wasn't a Naked News anchor.
As for myself, if I didn't have this amazing position here
at Naked News, oh my god, what a tragedy, first of all.
But I think I'd want to seek out an authoritative position,
you know, like a police officer.
Sexy.
Yeah, or like a lawyer, judge, you know.
But as for you, you nude traveler you,
if you could be doing anything for work starting tomorrow,
what would it be?
I would probably be a dominatrix.
Oh, yeah, authoritative.
Hello.
Wait a minute.
We should both be doing this.
Duo.
Right?
Watch out.
I'm in.
But question for you, have you ever done any camming?
No, I've never done camming before.
I feel like it's time consuming right now in my life.
Yeah.
That I wouldn't be able to.
That's fair.
And to each their own, right?
In a few weeks, however, we're off
to one of the hottest camming events on the planet.
And to get everyone excited about it,
we're going to show you just how sexy it can be.
Here's Madison Baines at last year's Cam Con
in Naked Goes Pop.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm Madison Baines here in South Beach, Miami
at the fourth annual Cam Con convention, where
some of the biggest names and the hottest
women in the camming industry come together to mingle
and party for a full week.
Let's go find out what it's all about.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
So I'm here with the organizers and founders, actually,
of Cam Con, Stacey and Clinton.
Thank you for sitting down with me.
I feel like I've been waiting all week for this.
Thank you for having us.
Seriously, we have been having so much fun.
It's been the best.
I'm glad you're here and naked.
How awesome is that?
Seriously, Naked News, just how I come.
Naked on our couch.
For all of us who don't know, tell me what Cam Con is.
Well, Cam Con is a show based around models.
And Stacey and I founded it about four years ago.
And we saw that there was a big opening.
And there was nobody really trying
to help this new generation of models get together.
So this is our fourth year.
We started the show.
And every year, it gets better and better.
And I don't know if you felt the vibe, but the--
The vibe is amazing.
Models love it.
I'm a Cam Con veteran.
I come every single year.
It's the best party ever.
We do Cam Con every year.
It's one of our favorite events.
I feel like a vibe.
Like, look at you.
Awesome.
Awesome vibe.
Yeah.
A lot of these models fly in from all over the country
and would never even get this experience.
Claudia, where are you from?
Argentina, Buenos Aires.
Heather from Chi-Town.
I'm originally from Poland, but I grew up in New York City.
And you have some crazy sponsors here.
How did those sponsors come about?
Well, it's part of the business.
So you know, you have to kind of weed through people
and be selective on who you actually want at your show.
And we're really happy with the sponsorship this year
and the companies that are involved.
And I think it's awesome that you guys are
working together as a couple.
Hey, babe.
Let me sit closer to you.
Yeah.
I think that's awesome.
So what actually goes on at Cam Con?
Oh my god.
What doesn't go on at Cam Con?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hot fucking chicks.
The best parties out there.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
You're making cake and you're in Miami.
Like, come on.
The models get to meet a lot of different other peers
and have a lot of fun.
The industry people, they get to meet
models that don't know about their products
and there's so much new technology
happening out there.
Looking at Chatterbait and learning the site
and just everything in general.
The concept of letting performers be their own boss
and be in control of their careers
was something that was really attractive to me.
And the fans fly in from all around the world
and finally meet in person the person
they've been interacting with--
So long.
Some of these fans are lifelong fans, you know?
I've seen a lot of beautiful talent
and I'm here to enjoy myself, you know?
If there was anything that you wanted people to know
about CamCon that we haven't touched base on,
what would it be?
CamCon can actually be--
I kind of want to say it's kind of like a paycation.
Because we actually have an awesome sponsorship program
where your fans can actually pay to sponsor towards your trip.
You can put that money towards your ticket.
You can put that money towards your hotel, your flight.
So there's no excuse on why you can't come to CamCon
and have this awesome paycation.
Be half naked in Miami.
Yes.
You know, I feel actually out of place right now.
Because I'm not.
Just--
Do I need to take my tits out?
Yes, you do.
OK.
Sorry.
I mean, I don't want to be demanding or anything.
But they're too nice to not have it.
Just shake them a little bit.
Shake them.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
OK.
I love those that hurt this.
Still make your face go red.
I'm pretty sure I was the first one
to take my tits out of the pool.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
So what do we have in store for next year?
Definitely seminars by the pool.
That way you can either sit indoor--
Video screenings.
We'll be on a raft next year.
And the panels will be in the pool.
And you'll still learn.
And it'll be fun to do that.
Because no one's ever done that.
So don't show this until next year.
Just kidding.
[LAUGHTER]
So for everybody who's now heard all about this
and wants to come next year, where can they find you
or find more information?
You can find us on Twitter.
Our Twitter is @camconofficial.
Also, that's our Instagram.
You can find me on Twitter @staceyhavoc.
I'm on Instagram @cheetolounge, which is my production company.
And you can also go to camcon.com.
Thanks so much, guys, for being here with me.
It's been a blast.
Thank you.
Seriously.
Thank you for coming.
Oh, my pleasure.
I'm Madison Baines here from CamCon in South Beach, Miami.
And those are some beautiful titties.
Thank you.
[CHEERING]
And we have no judgment.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm Marina Valmont, and you're watching Naked News.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm Teala Rose.
I'm Ilana Blair.
And we're getting things rolling with the--
Naked News video blog.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Can you imagine what it's like just hanging out,
minding your own business, and suddenly escaping
death by a whisker?
That's basically every day in the wild.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ooh.
Oh, my gosh.
What kind of bird is that?
That thing is huge.
I don't know my bird species well enough.
And what is that, a leopard?
Ooh.
Or a jaguar?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Another species that I don't know well enough.
Did you guys see how cool that was?
That was epic, man.
What is it, a tiger?
A lot of people in Hawaii have been affected
by the volcanic eruption.
Like this guy's neighbor.
That grass is definitely not greener.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, my gosh.
Whoa.
Oh, my gosh.
Wow.
I don't like fire.
Did you see the video of it eating a car
that I talked about the other day in the news?
In fairness, there's not much that can
survive an encounter with lava.
It just crushed a Mustang.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
It crushes it.
And there's a robot there for some reason just chilling.
[WHISTLING]
[SCREAMING]
Did you ever watch "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"
Oh, I used to watch it all the time.
Me too.
Normally, it's the contestant who messes up.
But in the British version, host Jeremy Clarkson
suffers from a serious bout of premature congratulation.
Deer, final answer.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
And you know--
I'm not even going to look at the screen.
That's the correct answer.
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, but look.
It isn't.
[LAUGHTER]
What?
Oh, but it's not.
It is a deer.
Isn't it not a deer?
I've seen them in Africa boinging along like deers.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, but it's a goat.
So why is this guy so sure of his answer?
Oh, no, you've just lost.
[LAUGHTER]
15,000 pounds.
Are you sure?
Oh, he's wrong.
Wait a minute, he can't even do that.
He's supposed to wait till the results come in
before he can even try to tell the story.
Why would he even risk it to say that?
That he didn't even look at the answer?
Doesn't he have access to what the answers are?
I'm not even going to look at the screen.
I guess not.
I think she's smart.
You can't trust him with the answers.
So there's a singing competition in South Korea
where the contestants wear masks so that only their voices are
judged.
So here is a performance from it.
Well, that kind of sounds stupid.
Like, what are they going to do?
Judge you on how you look?
Because, like, yeah, they could actually, though.
They might be like, oh, that girl's so hot.
We should pick her.
Or they're like, oh, she's so ugly.
OK, I guess.
I guess.
But there's a lot of--
Are you familiar with the show The Voice?
Isn't that the concept there?
They don't look at the person at first, right?
Oh, they don't?
You want to just judge them on their singing ability.
Yeah, because they could be biased.
[MUSIC - THE VOICE, "TOMORROW"]
The sun will come out tomorrow.
So you've got to hang on till tomorrow.
This is really creepy, though, this costume.
I feel like even though their faces are hidden,
they might judge them based on how creepy their costumes are.
[MUSIC - THE VOICE, "TOMORROW"]
Tomorrow, tomorrow.
I love ya.
Tomorrow, you're always a day away.
So let's take a look at who it is.
OK, OK, OK, let's see.
[CHEERING]
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
Kairi Reno!
[SCREAMING]
Deadpool!
Deadpool, my favorite guy, my favorite guy, yo.
I like this guy.
So what do you think?
My favorite.
Wow.
I mean, now that I know it's him, it's kind of appropriate.
It's funnier.
But it's still really creepy.
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
I have legit fears that robots are
going to take over the world.
And when they do, Boston Dynamics robots
are going to be our overlords.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, just went out for a jog.
Is that a human robot?
Oh my gosh.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Well, my friends, that's all for today's peek
at some awesome viral clips.
See you again soon if the robots don't take over the world.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[SCREAMING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, how much fun is video blog?
It looks like so much fun.
It's the best time ever.
But Lisa, that's all the time we have for today's program.
So unfortunately, we have to say goodbye.
It was such a pleasure having you join us this week.
Can you tell us all what's next for you?
Well, I'm planning on going to New York and Mexico,
get my tan on.
Yes.
Be fun with some of my LA girlfriends.
Sounds like a great time.
Well, to everyone whose heart is breaking
at the departure of Lisa, fear not.
We filmed a slew of fun segments with this beauty.
So watch for them in the coming weeks.
Where can people find you online?
You can find me on social media, Instagram @booty.painter.
And on my main page, Lisa in Wonderland with 2D.
Ooh, check that out.
And of course, you can keep up to date with all things
naked news on social media.
Just follow the links on our home page.
We're going to leave you now with our weekly peek
behind the scenes.
And Lisa, I'm pretty sure you're going to be in them.
But don't worry, they're usually pretty funny.
Bye, everyone.
Bye.
After you.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Yes.
[GASPS]
Oh.
I know.
This is going to be a fucking shoot right here.
I feel it already.
I'm already sweating.
I'm me too.
Oh, God.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHS]
Get ready for all that and more because we're doing it again.
I know.
[LAUGHS]
Go on, Head.
Go on back.
We're ready.
We promise.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[INAUDIBLE]
Or are we?
[GASPS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, God.
I'm sorry.
I promise, Lisa, it's not all like this.
I promise.
Hi, everyone.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
What do you mean, Shageta?
You put the fucking balls in your butt.
Yeah, I didn't put it in the butt hole, though.
They were so far away.
Like, I have a very deep butt.
So like, my butt hole was like three inches away from--
What?
Like, I can put stuff up here, but my butt
hole is like way in there.
Oh, I see.
Wow, that video blog looks like so much fun.
We're not there yet.
[LAUGHS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Well, I've got my vagina in the mirror, but my tit's on the TV.
Oh, I didn't even notice.
It's really cool.
[LAUGHS]
It's really cool.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Shageta, this is so cool.
I think this is--
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, boy, how are we going to explain this?
[LAUGHS]
God, blue handed.
Let's do it.
God, blue handed.
Go on, now.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Bye, everyone.
Bye.
Afternoon.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Sweet.
All right, who's next?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Happy birthday to you.
Take your key down.
[LAUGHS]
Happy birthday to you.
[CHEERS]
[LAUGHS]
Yay.
Where's the pork?
Is it good?
It's a little lick.
Everybody get in here.
Come on, everyone.
[CHEERS]
[LAUGHS]
Pork.
- Parks! Parks! Parks! Parks! - Yay! Parks!