你好 Hi,there.
今晚我将侍候三位用餐 I'll be your server for tonight.
如有任何需要 叫布莱恩我会马上到 My name is Brian if you guys need anything.
如我们没有任何需要 那叫谁呢 What's your name if we don't need anything?
帕特丽夏 Patricia.
反应真快 帕特丽夏 You're quick,Patricia!
谢谢夸奖 今晚的特调鸡尾酒 Thanks. So,our specialty cocktail for tonight
是混有罗勒的莫吉拓 is a basil-infused mojito.
美味啊 我们要三杯 Oh,yum! We'll take three.
不 我不喝 Uh,no. That's okay. I'm good.
来吧 和我们一起喝特调鸡尾酒 Come on,now. Join us for a specialty cocktail
-庆祝我们特别之夜 -是啊 -on our specialty evening. -Yeah.
-要三杯 -好的 -Three,please. -Okay.
如果你不喝 有人会帮你喝的 If you don't drink it, someone will.
布莱恩绝对是个帅哥 是吧 Well,that Brian sure is a cutie,huh?
那嘴唇真让人想一亲芳泽 我是指换给我就好了 I'd kill to have those lips. I mean on me.
我是说把他的嘴唇安在我的嘴巴上 I mean I want his lips on my mouth.
好了 能开门见山吗 Uh,can we just cut to the chase?
他的嘴唇非常性感 He's got great lips.
不不 我们来这干什么 到底是为什么 No,no,no,no,no. What are we doing here? What is this about?
没什么原因 我们只是想和女儿 Nothing! We just wanted to have a fun night out
-共度愉快的一夜 -没错 把我们当成你的朋友 -with our daughter. -Yeah! Just think of us as your friends.
-对啊 -我才不要45岁的朋友呢 -Yeah! -I don't have 45-year-old friends.
你的老爸老妈也还没到45岁 亲爱的 Well,you don't have 45-year-old parents yet,either,honey,
所以别激动 so calm down.
海莉根本没计划将来 Haley has no plan for her future whatsoever.
她住在我们的地下室 She's living in our basement,
去社区大学上课 "慢步"人生 taking community-college classes,and,well,meandering.
所以我们打算带她出去 好好玩玩 So we're gonna take her out. We'll have some fun.
然后慢慢进入一个友善的聊天环境 And then gently ease her into a friendly conversation
谈谈她的将来 about her future.
正好与我们以前所用的方法相反 As opposed to the approach that we've taken in the past.
你这辈子就打算这样过吗 Is this what you're gonna do with your life...
睡懒觉和自拍 Sleep late and take a selfie?!
你干嘛老批评我 Why are you always criticizing me?!
你美好的一天想从吵架开始吗 Is this really how you want to start the day?!
我的一天早在五小时前开始了 My day started 5 hours ago.
我的压力很大 I am under a lot of pressure!
你哪来的压力 每周三节课 How?! How?! You take three classes a week,
还翘一半课 and you miss half of them!
很难停车嘛 The parking is tricky!
早啊 宝贝 我给你留了午饭 Morning,sunshine. I saved you some lunch.
我懂了 你们是说我懒嘛 天啊 I get it,okay?! I'm lazy! God!
摩登家庭
第五季 第十三集
你知道我最生气的是什么吧 You know what drives me crazy?
在晚餐的时候接到顾客满意调查电话 Getting these customer-satisfaction calls during dinner.
他们给你的车换了机油 就盼着得到一封表扬信 They change the oil on your car, they want a love letter!
深有同感 我那天等医生接电话 I know. I'm waiting for a call from my doctor's office...
"请评价你的前列腺检查 "Please rate your prostate exam.
你觉得满意吗" Would you say you were satisfied?"
希望你没觉得满意吧 I hope you weren't.
"希望你没觉得满意" "I hope you weren't."
说得真好 格洛丽亚 That's a good one,Gloria!
知道用第二语言说笑话有多难吗 杰 Do you know how hard it is to be funny in a second language,Jay?
(西班牙语) Esta hermosa dama es muy buena.
达琳 你在学西班牙语吗 Ay,Darlene, you're learning Spanish?
是啊 小矮个和我在上课 Yes,shorty and I have been taking classes.
我们越来越流畅了 We're getting good.
是啊 Oh,yeah.
棒极了 Ies maravilloso!
你说的是"很棒"对吧 我的意大利语有所帮助 You said "that's wonderful," right? My Italian helps me.
为什么突然间学西班牙语 Why the sudden interest in Spanish?
是这样的 有些事情我们得告诉你 Well,actually,there's something we have to tell you,
知道吗 好吧 我们说了 you know? All right. How's this? We're...
我们要搬到哥斯达黎加 We're moving to Costa Rica!
什么 What?!
什么时候 When?
再过几周吧 那边的生活费很便宜 In a couple of weeks. The cost of living is so low down there,
我们找到一个海边的漂亮房子 you know? We found this beautiful place on the water.
还有私人沙滩 It's got its own private beach.
泳衣随便穿不穿 Bathing suits are optional.
最好让他穿上 But encouraged.
我会想你们的 Ay,I'm going to miss you guys.
别担心 他们顶多待三个月 Don't worry about it. I give it three months,tops.
你不喜欢沙滩 而且你知道那里会有多潮湿吗 You hate the beach. And you know how humid it is down there?
我大爱俱乐部里的蒸汽浴室 I love the steam room at the club.
都是一样的 只是我不用看着你 It's the same thing, except I don't have to see you
坐在那就像一坨融了的雪糕 sitting there like a pile of melted ice cream.
因为你是围着毛巾的汤沙力 'Cause you're Tom Selleck in a towel.
我只是很想去闯一闯 I'm just ready for an adventure.
我想尝试新事物 I want to try something new.
留在这 偶尔买买单的也行啊 Stick around here. Pick up a check every now and then.
你为什么总这么负面 Why do you always have to be so negative?
-我觉得很棒啊 -没错 你说得对 对不起 -I think it's great. -No,you're right. I'm sorry.
我只是觉得突然 仅此而已 I'm surprised,that's all.
我们来为你的人生翻开新的一章而干杯 Let's toast this amazing new chapter of your lives.
致拳头般大小的蚊子 To mosquitoes the size of your fist.
这就是你的所有朋友搬走的原因 This is why all your friends move away.
致我们 终于能过二人世界 To us,alone at last.
我俩今晚都很帅 We both look very handsome tonight.
知道吗 其实你只需要说... You know,if you... if you'd just said
夸我很帅 那我会说"你也很帅" that I looked handsome, I would have said,"so do you."
我不想冒险 I couldn't take that chance.
我希望今晚能以最好的方式揭开帷幕 I wanted to get off on the right foot.
米切尔和我非常需要 Mitchell and I desperately need
-专属我俩的浪漫之夜 重燃爱火 -是的 我... -a romantic night out to reconnect. -Yeah. I don't...
我也不知道是不是由于筹划婚礼压力太大 I don't know if it's the stress of planning a wedding,
但我俩的关系有点紧张 对吧 but we've been a little tense with each other lately,huh?
连我们的朋友马库斯都说我俩最近嘴很贱 Even our friend j'Marcus said how bitchy we've been.
什么 他什么时候说的 What... when did he say that?
就在佩珀的派对上 Oh,at Pepper's party
当晚你穿着那条不合身的裤子 that night you wore those pants that don't fit you anymore.
对哦 然后你还带了那瓶谁喝谁讨厌的破酒 Oh,right. And you brought that bad wine that everybody hated.
看到没 真的很需要出去 See? We really need this.
真的 We really do.
佩珀说 Oh,you know,uh,Pepper said
为了我们的蛋糕品尝会 我们得... that for our cake tasting, we needed to have...
还记得我们的规矩吗...不能说关于婚礼和莉莉的事 Remember our rules... no wedding talk,no Lily talk.
抱歉 你说的没错 I'm sorry. No,you're right.
那我就... So,just gonna...
我们该让他再说一次今晚有什么特色菜吗 Should we hear the specials again?
不能问他第三遍了 We can't ask him a third time.
知道我去了以后会尝试什么吗 冲浪 You know what I might try when I'm down there? Surfing.
那你等着入棺材吧 轮到我了 So it's gonna be a closed casket. My turn.
你说什么 我刚打进了三球 What are you talking about? I just sunk the 3 ball.
然后你的球杆碰到了母球 Then you moved the cue ball with your stick
就在你告诉我 你打算搬离 while you were telling me how you were gonna move away
南加州尝试冲浪的时候 from Southern California to try surfing.
我没有碰到母球 I didn't touch the cue ball.
才不是 我看到你碰到了 Yeah,I know. But you did.
你是说我作弊吗 那你呢 You're calling me a cheater? You?
你在高尔夫练习场上五以上的杆数就数不清了 The guy on the golf course who can't seem to count higher than 5?
也许我数不清杆数 Maybe I can't keep track of my shots
是因为某人嘴不停地说 because somebody won't stop talking.
这是我的本性去品论 It is in my nature to comment
地球上发生的所有离奇和不寻常的事 on the bizarre and unusual things I see in the world,
正如你称之为挥杆的痉挛动作 like that convulsion you call a golf swing.
这样吧 我受够了 You know what? I'm done here.
不 受够的是我 No,I'm done.
我不会允许你在此质疑我的诚信 I will not have my integrity questioned here.
我曾是海军 我曾和死人参军 I was a Marine. I served with guys who died.
他们是死于年纪老迈 你从没离开过美国 Of old age! You never left the states!
你是说我没为祖国服役吗 Are you saying I didn't serve my country?
哪个祖国 美国还是哥斯达黎加 Which one, America or Costa Rica?
你对哥斯达黎加有什么意见 What's with you and Costa Rica?!
这计划烂透了 It's a terrible idea!
你总是不假思索地下决定 You get into things without thinking,
你需要别人提醒 and you need to be rescued,
正如那次你买了那车 like that time you bought that car
-水路两栖的 结果撞上了礁石 -是吗 -that was supposed to turn into a boat! It turned into a reef! -Yeah?
那是因为你太用力把门敲破 That's 'cause you left your door cracked open!
是啊 是我的错 Yes,it was my fault.
记住我的话 哥斯达黎加只是有一辆双栖车 Mark my words... Costa Rica is another amphibicar
但将沉入湖底 at the bottom of a lake.
只是这一次 我不会再救你出来 Only this time, I won't be bailing you out!
谁让你救了 Who asked you?!
达琳 我们走 Darlene,we're going!
什么 什么我们走 Wha... wha... what do you mean,we're going?
谢谢你 格洛丽亚 Gracias,Gloria.
晚餐非常美味 That was a lovely dinner.
而你是一朵鲜花 And you are an incredible woman
狠狠地要承受这坨牛粪 for putting up with this gringo!
宝贝 Iadiós!
走吧 Come on!
怎么了 What happened?
祝你在哥斯达黎加一帆风顺 Good luck in Costa Rica!
谢了 杰 Aw,thanks,Jay.
他不是这意思 He didn't mean it!
我知道 我只是想让你俩别再尴尬 I know! I'm trying to defuse the tension.
来了 各位 Here we go,guys.
真棒 Oh,yeah!
再来三杯鸡尾酒 Three more mojitos.
美味 Yum!
超好喝的 Aren't these yum?
第一杯我都没喝 I didn't even drink the first one.
你确定 你没喝是它自己喝没了 Are you sure? 'Cause I don't think it drank itself.
当然不是 No,it did not.
我非常能喝 Look,I have no problem drinking.
简直可以说头顶着地我都能喝 I can literally do it standing on my head.
都 首先 绝不和父母喝 But,"a," not with my parents,
而且 我得保持清醒 and plus,also, I needed to stay sharp,
因为他们肯定有企图 because they were obviously up to something,
而且我没心情 and I was in no mood.
我昨晚睡了还不到10小时呢 I barely got 10 hours of sleep last night.
我给你们拿点水 So,I'll go get you guys some more water,
你们点的菜马上就来 and your food should be out in just a few minutes.
-很感谢你兄弟 谢谢 -没关系 -Thanks so much,pal. We appreciate it. -Yeah.
他绝对非常能干 He seems like a real go-getter,huh?
就因为他会端碗端盘的吗 Oh,'cause he goes and gets things?
真想知道他对将来有什么计划 I wonder what he wants to do with his life.
我对这事总是很好奇 I wonder that about people all the time.
这很正常 I think that's very common,
想知道其他人的志向 to wonder about other people's aspirations.
我总问别人 I do it all the time.
是啊 没错 Yeah,you do. Yeah.
来了 Here we go.
布莱恩 你这么年轻 Hey,Brian,you're a young guy.
-完了以后你有什么打算 有什么计划 -是的 -Wha... wha... what do you want to do after this? What's your plan? -Yeah.
说实话 Uh,to be perfectly honest,
我也许打算回家 看场电影 磕点药的 I'm probably gonna go home, watch a movie,and get high.
你们是有什么安排吗 You guys looking for something to do?
不不不 No. No. No.
我可以帮你们买点 I mean,I think I got extra.
-不不 -我想他的意思是 -No,no,that's... -I-I think he meant
你对将来有什么打算 不是今晚下班后 your plan for your life, not... not just tonight.
我想当个编剧 Oh. I want to be a screenwriter.
-雄心壮志啊 -是啊 多有趣啊 -Ambitious. -And... and so interesting.
你说这不是很有趣吗 海莉 Isn't that interesting,Haley?
-当然有趣 -你该告诉他你的打算 -Sure. -You should tell him what you're doing.
你是指我们一起和布莱恩嗑完药后吗 Oh,you mean after we all go get high with Brian?
那是不可能的 抱歉 我指... That's not happening. I'm sorry. I meant that...
没关系 我非常明白你的意思 No,I know what you meant.
布莱恩 能让我们三个谈谈吗 Hey,Brian, could you give us a second?
当然可以 Uh,ye... sure.
你们今晚的用意就是这个吗 So this is what this whole night's about...
又是喝酒 又假装是我朋友 the drinks, the pretending to be my friend?
我们是你的朋友啊 We are your friend.
亲爱的 我们很关心你 Honey,we care about you.
而且我们想确保你...你对未来有计划 And we want to make sure that you... you've got a plan,
因为你看起来很无所事事 'cause it seems like you're meandering.
不 亲爱的 别因为不喜欢这个谈话 No. Sweetie, don't just start texting
就开始发短信啊 because you don't like the conversation.
你们看 Here.
这是什么 What is this?
这是我在做的博客 That's a blog that I've been doing.
我真的很喜欢摄影 I'm really liking my photography,
别人都说很喜欢我的穿着打扮 and people always say that they like the way that I dress,
所以我都会搭配好衣着放在网上 so I've been posting pictures of my outfits on this site.
我知道这样并不能赚很多钱 I know it's not a huge money-maker right now,
但只要有人点入链接 but I do get money whenever someone clicks on a link
买一些我穿的东西我就会赚些钱 and buys something that I wore.
我下学期会上商务课 I'm gonna take a business class next semester,
希望能把这一切 which I'm hoping will help me turn all of this
都组成一种样式 我已经有1200个粉丝了 into becoming a stylist. I have 1,200 followers.
大部分都是想知道怎么打扮的女性 Most are women who want to know what to wear.
有一些只是想看看我穿什么的男性 Some are men who want to know what I'm wearing,
但我在想办法把他们拉黑了 but,you know, I'm trying to figure a way to block all of the pervs.
所以没错 这就是我的打算 So,yeah. I guess that is my plan.
太棒了 It's amazing.
我们很为你感到骄傲 We are so proud of you.
别说了 你们总是觉得我很糟 Don't even,guys. You always assume the worst of me.
亲爱的 Honey...
不 你们坐在这 No,you guys sit here
假装是我的酒友 批判我 acting like we're drinking buddies,judging me,
但我比你们年轻时 when I have a better handle on my future
更会为自己的未来打算 than either one of you did at my age.
你 你不过想当个魔术师 You? You wanted to be a magician.
而你呢 根据外公所说 And you were changing your major every three minutes,
你每三分钟就换个专业了 according to grandpa...
外公已经和我喝酒聊天几年了 Who,by the way,has been drinking with me for years
因为他爱我 because he loves me,
而且他觉得我喝醉了会说些很好笑的事 and he thinks I say funny things when I'm buzzed.
显然 叙利亚的情况越来越糟了 Well,apparently, the situation in Syria is worsening.
我知道 I know.
事实上 现在联合国的证据表明阿萨德是... In fact,now U.N. Evidence suggests that Assad was...
你是在读手机吗 Are you reading this off your phone?
-什么 -你在读手机 -What?! -You're...
-不 不 -就是 -No! No! -Yeah.
-我只是想确保 -小卡 -I was just making sure my facts were straight... -Cam...
在我热烈谈论时事的时候 没说错话 before I started a spirited conversation of current events.
是啊 Yeah.
手机上还写了什么 What else does it say?
谢谢 Thank you.
抱歉 那是塔塔吞拿鱼吗 Sorry. Is that the tuna tartare?
是啊 非常好吃呢 Yes,and it is delicious.
我该点的 Oh,I should've ordered it.
那么 Well...
你想尝尝吗 Would you like a taste?
不用了 但谢谢你 真贴心 Oh,no. But thank you. That's very sweet.
她是认真的 卡蒂很喜欢分享食物 She really means it. Uh,Katie loves sharing food.
我也是 你知道吗 我想着 Me,too. You know,I think
这样会促成大家庭的发展 it's growing up in a big family,
因为晚餐的东西都是大家一起吃的 'cause everything at suppertime on the table was up for grabs.
我们不说饭前祷告 我们会说"准备 开吃" We didn't say grace. We said, "On your marks,get set,go."
你说的话和我爸说的一模一样 You sound exactly like my dad.
-他来自密苏里的一个大家庭... -不是吧 -He was from this really big family in Missouri,and... -Shut up!
我就来自密苏里农场 I'm a Missouri farm boy,myself!
不是吧 Stop!
我的天啊 我叫小卡 Oh,my gosh! I'm Cam.
很高兴认识你 小卡 这位是布兰登 Well,right pleased to meet you,Cam. This is Brandon.
你好 她平常不是那么说话的 Hi. She doesn't really talk like that.
他也是常常模仿"泰坦尼克号"里 Oh,well,he slips in and out of his accent
凯特 温斯莱特的声音 like Kate Winslet in "Titanic."
-顺便说句 我叫米切尔 -你好 -Uh,I'm Mitchell,by the way. -Hi.
-你们好 -你点的是什么呢 布兰登 -Hi. -What... what's yours,Brandon?
看起来也很好吃的样子 It looks delicious,too.
这是松露帕马森土豆团子 It's the truffle parmesan gnocchi.
你知道吗 如果你想吃那个的话 Do you know what,though? If you want a bite of that,
你就找错目标了 you're barking up the wrong tree.
因为他是从不分享食物的人 'Cause that dish is in a strict no-share zone.
我只是 I just...
我不喜欢别人吃我盘子里的东西 I don't like people eating off my plate.
没错 因为又不是动物 我想法和你一样 Yeah,because you're not an animal. I'm the same way.
天啊 你们和我们太像了 Oh,my gosh! You're exactly us!
不 你们更有趣 No,you guys are more interesting,
因为你们还是同性恋 'cause you have the whole gay thing.
卡蒂 你都还不知道他们是不是同性恋呢 Katie,you don't know if they're gay.
没事 真可爱 Okay,that's adorable.
是啊 其实也不难猜 Yeah,it was... it was a pretty safe bet.
好吧 我要去下化妆间 Okay. I'm running to the powder room.
小卡 试下塔塔吞拿鱼吧 Cam,please try the tartare,
因为不管你点的是什么 我都想试一试 because whatever you order, I want a taste.
好吧 你可别去太久了 Okay. Well, don't you dillydally,
因为我一开口 吃的可不少哦 because I ain't exactly slow once I tie on the ol' feed bag!
冷静点 亲爱的 Calm down,honey boo boo.
-她真可爱 -非常可爱 -She's so cute! -Very adorable.
布兰登你是做什么的 你是... So Brandon,what do you do for a living? Are you...
听好了 我也不想那么直白 Look,guys. I-I hate to be blunt,
但你们能给我们些空间吗 but could you please give us some space?
没问题 Not a problem.
不是那样...只是... Look,no... No,it's...
你们是很棒的人 但我今晚要... I mean,you guys are great. But I'm gonna...
对卡蒂求婚了 Propose to Katie tonight.
-而且我感觉有点... -什么 在这吗 -And I'm kind of feeling... yeah. -What?! Here?!
天啊 太棒了 Oh,my God! That's amazing!
我们才刚订婚 几个月前 We just got engaged a few months ago.
-真棒 -是啊 我们绝对会给你们些空间的 -Great. -Yeah,so we will definitely give you your privacy.
-恭喜了 -绝对会 -Congratulation-. Absolutely.
-好的 -祝你好运 -Yeah. -Good luck.
那个 如果你允许的话 You know what? If you wanted,
我可以假装在发短信 I could pretend like I'm texting,
然后用我的手机帮你录下来 and I could video the whole thing on my phone.
这样的话 你就可以永远保存了 That way, you'd have it forever.
-真的吗... -是啊 -Really? I mean,that... -Yeah.
那就太棒了 That would be awesome.
你确定吗 A-are you sure?
他真的非常兴奋 He gets very, uh,well,excited.
他可能会露陷的 And he might give it away.
米切尔 我认为我对卡蒂已经有足够了解了 Mitchell,um,I think I know Katie well enough
她有所怀疑我会发现的 to tell if she's getting suspicious.
-小卡 -她说我可以吃的 -Cam?! -She said I could.
酒钻去哪了呢 The hell's the corkscrew?
你想好好谈谈吗 Do you want to talk about it?
没什么好谈的 There's nothing to talk about!
肖蒂老做蠢事 Shorty does dumb things all the time.
听好了 三个月内 You mark my words... in three months,
他一定会因为没钱回来工作的 he'll be back here needing money.
或许重点不在肖蒂回不回来 Maybe this is not about Shorty coming back.
而在于肖蒂不回来了该怎么办 Maybe this is about Shorty not coming back.
曼尼 Manny.
她想表达的是 在你心里 What she's saying is, deep down,
你很害怕肖蒂会喜欢上哥斯达黎加 you're afraid Shorty's going to love Costa Rica,
-然后你就会永远失去你的挚友 -你总是这样 -and you'll lose your best friend forever. -That's what you do.
你会疏远他人 所以当他们要离开的时候 You push people away, so when they leave,
你的心就不会那么疼 it doesn't hurt that much.
我不懂 你是最好的一代人了 I don't get it. You're the greatest generation,
但为什么你就感觉不到呢 but why can't you feel?
你怎么就不能像正常的孩子那样 Why can't you spend your teen years
锁自己在房间里渡过你的青年期呢 locked in your bedroom like a normal kid?
你看 他现在在疏远我了 See? Now he's doing it to me.
杰 你要面对现实 Uh,you have to face it,Jay.
总有一天我会离开这个家的 One day,I'll be moving out of this house.
我能把这话记下来吗 Can I get that in writing?
因为我脑海里都是30岁的你 'Cause I just can't shake this image of a 30-year-old you
还赖在这里抱着我的媳妇 要我养你 eating my food and cuddling with my wife.
哪有男孩不依偎自己母亲的 Boys should never stop cuddling their mothers.
我要做噩梦了 I'm gonna have nightmares!
你假装自己很坚强 You pretend to be so tough.
但你知道我是怎么想的吗 But you know what I think?
我认为实际上 I think that deep down,
你才是这个家里最敏感的人 you're the most sensitive person in this house.
呸 Pbht.
你看 Hmph. See?
你又来了 You did it again.
我说中了你的心事 I say something that strikes a nerve,
你马上就无法接受了 and immediately, you cannot handle it.
所以你才"呸"我一脸 That's why you "Pbht" In my face!
看来这是你无法以性感驾驭的事 We just found the one thing you can't make sexy.
又来了 There it is again.
我要喝杯酒才行 I need a drink.
杰 你得处理好肖蒂这件事 Jay,you have to make this right with Shorty.
你得告诉他你的感受 You have to tell him how you feel!
他是你多年以来的密友 He has been a great compadre with you for many years.
而且 除了他还有谁会欣赏你的笑话呢 Besides,who else is going to laugh at your jokes?
很多人都喜欢听我的笑话啊 Lots of people laugh at my jokes.
说出其中一个不是你员工的名字 Name one person that doesn't work for you.
算了 不如你们俩好好去依偎吧 Hey,you know what? Why don't you two just go cuddle?
好了 她回来了 Okay,here she comes.
-冷静 你要露馅了 -冷静 -Stay calm. You're gonna spoil it. -You stay calm.
看起来真不错 这是什么 Ooh,that looks good. What is it?
这是烤鱿鱼 Um,uh,this is the grilled calamari.
非常美味 你喜欢戴戒指吗 It's scrumptious. Would you care for a ring?
我...我是说 快吃吧 女友 I... um,I mean, dig in there,girlfriend!
不 没事 谢谢 Oh,no,that's okay. Thank you.
看起来真好吃 This looks so delicious.
是啊 我的也很好吃 Yeah,mine's delicious,too.
卡蒂 Katie...
你今晚真的很美 You look so beautiful tonight.
我从未遇过像你这样的人 You know,I-I've never met anyone like you,
我也不会遇上更好的了 而且我 and I know that I never will. And I...
真的很爱你 I love you so much.
你愿意让我成为世界上最幸福的男人吗 Will you make me the happiest man on earth
嫁给我吧 and be my bride?
什么 What?!
天啊 Oh,my God!
不 No!
不吗 No?
不行 No!
抱歉 Sorry.
你知道这里以前是银行吗 Did you know that this place used to be a bank?
是吗 真的吗 Was it,really?
我只是...我不想结婚 布兰登 I just... I don't want to be married,Brandon.
我不想向那些伴侣一样 We'll end up like one of those couples
到头来坐在一起吃饭没东西谈 that just sits there with nothing to talk about
还要找别人谈话 until we glom on to other people.
真无法相信 你...你不爱我吗 I can't believe this. You... you don't love me?
不 No!
不吗 No?
-抱歉 -不行 -I'm sor... -No!
我出去透透气 I need some air.
叙利亚还有什么新闻吗 So,Syria,any updates?
-还没有消息呢 -没消息 -No,nothing yet. -Nothing.
你还记得她小时候有多可爱吗 Do you remember how cute she was when she was little
-她发不出P的发音 -"烤肚豆" -and she couldn't say her P's? -"Bake a-tatoes."
"烤肚豆"还有"苹若酱" "Bake a-tatoes." And "Attlesauce."
-"苹若酱" -"我能沾苹若酱吗" -"Attlesauce"! -"Can I have attlesauce?"
首先 你们很吵 First of all,you're screaming.
能买单了吗 Can we just get the check,please?
你能别生气了吗 Could you please not be mad at us anymore?
我们很抱歉 让你觉得备受摆布了 We are very sorry that you felt manipulated.
我很确定这是讽刺吧 You know what I'm pretty sure is ironic?
你们花时间担心我的未来 You guys spend all this time worrying about what I'm going to do,
或许也该担心下 and maybe you should start thinking
你们的将来了吧 about what you're going to do.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
等我们都搬出去了 你们要怎么办呢 Well,what are you gonna do when we're gone?
你们对将来有什么计划 What's your plan?
-好好活着 -没错 -Uh,to be fine. -Yeah.
-因为我们好好的 -对极了 -'Cause we're fine. -Totally.
等你们都搬走之后 You guys are gone.
我俩会买部旅行车 We get an R.V. Bam!
我和你妈妈 Me,mama...
还有我们养的狗梅林 到处去旅行 And our dog,Merlin, hit the open road.
不行 我可不愿意把我的大好年华 No. I am not spending my golden years
花在旅行车停车场上 Driving around an R.V. Park,
到处找地方为了给家里充电 Looking for a place to plug my house in.
不 我要见识世界 No. I am gonna go see the world.
你打算去哪见识 Where do you wanna go?
不知道 菲尔 印度 非洲 I don't know,Phil. India. Africa.
小心腹泻 腹泻呢 Diarrhea. Diarrhea.
看来你俩真的该好好 Wow. It sounds like you guys really need to start thinking
计划将来了 About your future.
等我们死了以后 Are you just gonna put Merlin in a kennel
你打算把梅林寄养在狗舍吗 when we're gone?
好了 菲尔 没有梅林这条狗 Okay,Phil, Merlin doesn't exist.
为什么孩子离开后 你只想着 And why do you want to get a dog to take care of
找条狗来养 So soon after the kids leave?
我得有人爱啊 克莱尔 Well,I'm gonna need someone to love me,Claire.
与此同时 妈妈 And in the meantime,mom,
如果外公让你接管生意 但是... grandpa wants you to take over the business,but...
你愿意吗 Do you want that?
我还没想到这么长远 I-I guess I hadn't thought this far into the future.
还有 爸 你这辈子就这样继续卖房子吗 And,dad,are you just gonna keep selling houses?
我不是想吓你 I mean,I don't want to blow your mind here,
但是你还有想希望成为魔术师的 But you could still be a magician.
是的 I could.
没希望的 He couldn't.
真的吗 Really?
你脑瓜后的这盐瓶可不同意哦 This salt shaker behind your head says different.
菲尔 你把盐撒得我满身都是 Oh,Phil,you're getting salt all over me.
感觉就像杯玛格丽特酒 I feel like a Margarita.
-马上来 -不不不 -You got it! -No,no,no,no,no,no!
-我们想买单 -好的 -Just the check,please. -Okay.
谢谢你 Thank you so much.
-非常感谢 -别客气 -Thanks,buddy. -Yeah!
不 我的钱包放在另一件外套的口袋里 Oh,no. I left my wallet in the other coat.
我没带钱包 I did not bring my purse.
没关系的 让我买单吧 It's fine,guys. I got this.
宝贝 谢谢你 Honey,thank you.
谢谢你 亲爱的 Oh,thank you,sweetie.
-也应该让我来开车吧 -是的 -I should probably drive,too,huh? -Probably.
呃 好吧 I gue... yeah.
你俩去把车开过来 我付钱 Why don't you guys have the valet pull the car up while I pay the check?
好的 That we can do.
两位 是那边 Uh,you guys,it's that way.
对哦 It is.
我们之间不是无话可谈 for the record,we do have a lot to talk about.
我们只是禁止在餐桌上提起其中两个话题 Yeah,we just took a couple of topics off the table
因为我们想浪漫地过一夜 Because we wanted to have a romantic date night.
也许为了这个 我们的压力太大了 And it probably put too much pressure on it to be special,
其实 我他共度的每一夜都独一无二 But the truth is,every day I spend with this man is special.
小卡 Oh,Cam!
不 幸运的人是我 Oh,no,I'm the lucky one.
感觉来了 There we are.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我想刚才布兰登问我的时候 我一时慌了 I guess I just panicked when Brandon asked me.
我们是如此不同 我知道感觉是琐碎事 I mean,we're so different. And I know it seems petty,
但这意味着更多 But it speaks to something bigger.
我不知道 我能否和一个 I don't know if can spend the rest of my life
不允许我吃他盘子里的食物的男人共度一生 With the kind of guy who won't let me eat off his plate.
相信我 是可以的 Trust me... it can be done.
那我不该小题大做 And I should not make such a big deal about that.
我保证我会努力改正的 I promise I'll try and do better.
不 你说得对 你不喜欢的事 No,you're right. You don't like it,
我应该更尊重一些 and I should respect that more.
你们结婚了吗 Are you guys married?
今年五月结婚 Oh,this may.
-但基本上我们就像结了婚好几年了 -是啊 -But,basically, we've been married for years. -Yeah.
小卡是我梦寐以求的吗 I-I mean,is Cam everything that I dreamed of?
说话要小心哦 律师先生 Tread lightly,counselor.
是的 他就是 Yes. Yes,he is.
因为尽管有这么多妥协 Because through all the compromises
谈判 争论 and negotiations and arguments
有时候甚至会无聊 and sometimes even boredom,
但我无法想象没了他 我的人生会怎样 I cannot picture my life without him.
真贴心 无聊就当我没听到吧 That's very sweet. I would've scooted past the boredom,but...
卡蒂 在今天结束之前 你得好好想想 At the end of the day,Katie, you have to ask yourself,
你能想象没有了他 你的人生会怎么样吗 can you imagine your life without this person?
那个 Hey. All right,look.
我已经付钱了 好吧 我们走吧 I,uh,paid the check,okay? Let's just go.
布兰登 能请你坐下吗 Brandon,can you just please sit?
我刚一直在和他们谈 I've been talking to the guys here,
他们真的让我大开眼界 and they really opened my eyes.
-是吗 -没错 -They did? -Yes.
我刚一直在想象没有了你 我的人生会如何 I've been trying to picture my life without you,and...
你知道吗 You know what?
原来我可以 I can.
我们可不是这么告诉他的 We didn't tell her that.
这话不是我们说的 I didn't say that.
不 我也想像你们那般生活 No,I want what you guys have,okay?
抱歉了 布兰登 I'm sorry,Brandon.
抱歉 但我们都应该分开的 I am so sorry, but we both deserve that.
我从未如此坚定过 I've never been so sure of anything.
好吧 我... You know what? I'm just...
我要去打车了 Gonna go get a cab,okay?
再见 Goodbye.
还有谢谢你们 And thank you.
-别谢谢我们 -我们什么都没做 真的 -Don't... don't thank us! -We didn't do anything,so... We didn't,honestly.
这是我一生当中最糟糕的夜晚了 This is the worst night of my life.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
但至少 已经结束了 But,I mean,um, a-at least now it's over.
你可以...开始继续前进 You can... start to move on.
我刚一直在想象没有了你 我的人生会如何 I've been trying to picture my life without you.
你知道吗 And you know what?
烂...烂手机 S-Stupid phone.
原来我可以 I can.
是一部 恶魔手机 It's a... devil phone.
米切尔提早了一个月出生 When Mitchell was born, he was a month premature.
所以当时情形很危急 So it was touch and go there for a while.
凌晨两点 2:00 a.M.
我走到医院的等候室透透气 I walk out into the hospital waiting room to get some air,
然后看到肖蒂 and there's Shorty.
他死守在那里六个小时了 He'd been sitting there for six hours
而且接下来的两天也不肯离开 and refused to leave for the next two days.
所以米切尔才取了这个中名 That's where we got Mitchell's middle name.
并不是肖蒂 Not Shorty...
是文森特 Vincent.
刚好组成了"最佳运动员" "M.V.P."
我们当初那么幼稚 We were a little premature on that one,too.
格洛丽亚 我出去兜兜风 Gloria,I'm going for a drive!
帮我和肖蒂打声招呼 Say hi to shorty for me!
我不是在和你说话 I'm not talking to you!
我刚打算去见你 I was just coming to see you.
我忘了拿外套 Um,I left my jacket.
在那 进来吧 Oh! There it is! Come on in.
肖蒂 我之前说的那些话 Uh,Shorty,you know that stuff I said,uh...
对 我懂 Yeah,I get it.
我们和好了 对吧 We're good,huh?
过去就过去了 Under the bridge.
好吧 再见了 All right. I'll see you.
肖蒂 等等 Shorty,wait.
我有些话要告诉你 I need to say something to you.
好的 Yeah.
我只是想和你道谢 I want to thank you...
我们曾经拥有过那么多开心过 For all the great times we've had.
是啊 我们... Yeah. We,um...
-一起快乐过 -是啊 -We had a lot of laughs. -Yeah.
我得告诉你 And you should know that,uh...
你是我的挚友 You're my best friend.
你知道吗 You know?
可能或许是我一辈子当中最好的朋友了 Probably the best friend I'm ever gonna have.
杰 你在说什么呢 Jay,I mean... What are you doing to me?
-这样我会很伤心的 -我只是... -This is hard for me. -I'm just...
我只是想告诉你我的感受 I'm just trying to tell you how I feel.
让我说说我的感受吧 Well,I'm gonna tell you how I feel.
杰 我非常钦佩你 I admire the hell out of you,Jay.
我总是和达琳说"他个好家伙" I always tell Darlene, "That's a real guy."
有自制力 坚强的 那种你在散兵坑会想依靠的人 Self-made,stand-up,the kind of guy you want to be in a foxhole with.
我并不没那么好 Well,I'm not all that.
我并不是指我待过散兵坑 Well,it's not like I've been in a foxhole.
你会想你的 文森特 I'm gonna miss you,Vincent.
我也会想你的 I'm gonna miss you,too.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 杰 伯德 I love you,too,Jay Bird.
我真的真的很爱你 I really,really do.
-要打给我 好吗 -每天都打给你 -You call me,okay? -Every day.
每一天都打 Every damn day.
说实话的话 If I'm being honest,
这比我想象的娘炮 this is a little girlier than I thought.
两年了 Two years.
她怎么能就这么走了 How could she just walk away?
-其实她帮了你个忙 -绝对的 -You know what? She did you a favor. -Absolutely.
你可以找到更好的 You can do so much better.
天啊 比她好一万倍的 Oh,my God. Insanely better.
对 他并没开玩笑 布兰登 你真的很帅 No,he's not kidding. Brandon, you are seriously gorge!
你要问我的话 她占了不少便宜 If you ask me,she got the better end of the deal.
你们真的这么想吗 You really think so?
是啊 Yes!
-当然 -当然了 -Yes! -Yes!
还有她那些假金发 真不知道怎么说了 And her whole fake blond thing? I don't know.
-有点像流浪汉一样 -而且说实话 -It was kind of trampy. -And truth be told,
她并不怎么漂亮 she didn't seem that bright.
而且她是不是比你老啊 And is she older than you?
-因为她看起来比你老多了 -相信我们 -Because she looked significantly older than you. -Trust us.
-她走了就最好了 -最好了 -This is the best thing that's ever happened to you. -Best thing that's ever happened to you.
谢天谢地 你还在这 Oh! Thank God you're still here!
我刚在回家路上 然后突然就开始哭了 I was on my way home,and all of a sudden,I started crying.
我可能只是害怕了而已 And I realized I was just scared.
而且我爱你 我真的很抱歉 And I love you. And I'm so,so sorry.
还有 我愿意 布兰登 如果你还想娶我的话 And,yes,Brandon, if you'll still have me,
我愿意嫁给你 yes,I will marry you!
-好吧 祝你们好运 -真高兴认识你们 -Okay. Well, good luck. Yeah. -So nice meeting you. Okay.