Killing Time
Sh-Should I become the student council president,
I will c-c-commit to providing the best school life possible for our students.
P-Please and th-thank you.
Thank you.
I couldn't talk straight.
Next, we will move on to campaign speeches.
It's hopeless, I'm definitely going to lose.
Her speech just now was so confident.
She got so much applause.
She's pretty and outgoing and the other students love her.
I don't stand a chance.
Why did I even run?
I wanted to be in the spotlight just once, but maybe I was wanting too much.
Have you given up already?
I haven't done my campaign speech yet.
Next...
Pastimers Club
These are the events soon after Pass Club was formed.
I'm so bored.
It's been a week since we made Pass Club, but nothing's happened so far.
Sh-She's turning into Dali's Clock again.
The room's empty.
There's nothing to play with.
We don't ever go to Shibuya.
Why don't you just go, then?
What is this, are we supposed to just dry up?
W-Want to play kendama?
You like kendama, don't you, Olivia?
Thanks.
Omikoshi.
Omikoshi
Airplane
Airplane.
High
High Noon.
High Noon
We've only been doing kendama this whole week.
She's gotten ridiculously good.
It looks like a real club.
Sorry I'm late.
Where were you?
At the staff office, registering the club.
You hadn't done that yet?
How did it go?
They rejected it.
Why?
We can't make a club with just three people.
So I asked if we could at least make it a circle,
but the school council president was against it, saying the activities were unclear.
There's nothing we can do about that, then.
We were supposed to get 10,000 yen in funds, even for a circle.
Let's negotiate!
This is war!
Student Council Room
How can I help you?
That's the president?
I'm here to ask about circle registration for Pass Club.
Pass Club.
Right.
Let's see...
The Pastimers Club.
Say what?
What do you do in the club?
We become popular kids.
Popular kids.
What the hell is this kid talking about?
That's not true.
We pass time.
Huh.
Just pass time?
Are they messing with me?
No.
It's a more proper club.
We study English.
Huh.
English.
What happened to passing time?
Let's see...
Do it at home.
President!
Shall I grovel?
If you want me to grovel, I'll kiss the floor with my forehead!
I swear, we'll make better use of the funds than on
the new national stadium construction!
Stop, Hanako.
Umm...
We take the club seriously.
What issue do you have with us?
These eyes...
They're the same as the girl who did that campaign speech for me.
All right.
Then why don't we decide over a game of Othello?
If you win, we'll grant you the 10,000 in club funds.
Let's play best of three on a 6x6 board so we can find the winner quickly.
Really?!
You're so kind, President.
One loss.
Lost all her pieces
Two losses.
Hanako...
D-Don't worry.
I'm actually pretty good at Othello.
It's kind of awkward to tell them it's over since they've already lost two matches.
W-Would you like to move first or second?
First!
Good luck, Hanako-san!
I've never played 6x6 before, but there's a trick to winning Othello.
The first person to break the inner line loses.
And you take the corners.
That way...
Wait, I'm out of hands?!
There's nothing to say that the first person who leaves the inner line loses.
And you're better off not flipping too many pieces until the mid-game.
You'll run out of pieces to flip in the mid-game.
Also...
As long as you don't mess up, 6x6 strongly favors the second player.
I wanted the 10,000 yen!
That president was amazing, though.
She really was like a proper president.
Not really.
She had a pretty bad chance after her own speech at the election.
That's true.
I remember the vice president said in her campaign speech...
I don't really care to tell you what's so nice about the president.
All that really matters is the results.
You don't know until you try.
So all I can say is...
If you don't vote for her, be careful when you're out at night and of what you eat.
That was what won her the election.
I know, I didn't want to die yet.
That's intimidation!
And since I won the election, I was hoping to be in the spotlight, but...
Being the student council president was a lot more drab than I'd expected.
I wonder if those three will come hang out again.
Asobi Asobase
Friendship Game
I'm handing back the English tests.
Togawa-san.
Yes.
Nakata-san.
Yes.
Nomura-san.
Yes.
Nomura Kasumi
What the hell?
I'm hanging out with Olivia-san, and yet my grade's dropping even further.
Why?
But come to think of it, Olivia-san hasn't taught me English at all.
Oh yeah, when I was working on the English handouts in the club room...
Kasumi-san, that part's wrong.
That's past tense, so it's "did you," not "do you."
Also, you wrote "geri" instead of "girl."
Th-Thank you.
Hanako-san taught me that, but Olivia-san didn't say anything.
Olivia-san didn't say anything.
Pastimers Club
Okay, Olivia, I'll start.
I finally get to play the new third edition of Boys' School Wars!
My turn!
Gonda of the Sumo Club!
Sumo Club - Gonda Giant Student Effect: Shove Deal 4 damage to enemy regardless of their skills. Cannot attack when "Hot Pot" card is active. Sumo wrestlers are very sensitive about seniority. Be extra careful when going to karaoke with him.
Deals 4 damage with Shove!
And I'll summon Kamiya of the Tea Club, and activate Folded Leg Endurance!
Tea Club - Kamiya Proper Student Effect: Folded Leg Endurance Resist one attack (up to 10)
End turn!
Okay, Olivia.
What am I supposed to do?
She just taught me the rules.
What do I do?
Hey, he has really high damage output.
For my turn, umm...
Blue-eyed Delinquent Delinquent Student Effect: Summon Gals with a Wink Take up to three Gal cards from the deck and add to your hand. If there is at least one Gal card in play, the Protagonist Attribute is activated. The Protagonist Attribute triples Attack and increases Defense five-fold until the end of the battle. "There, there, you were lonely, too, huh?" he said, as he cradled the kitten.
I'm playing Summon Gals with a Wink with Blue-eyed Delinquent.
Olivia!
That's the legendary ultimate card!
That thing costs a premium!
Really?
I got forced to buy it at the convenience store.
I never knew it was so valuable.
Gimme! Please!
You aren't interested in this card game, are you?
It's just a piece of scrap paper to you, Olivia!
Please, I'm begging you!
I'll pay 143 yen for it!
143 yen for a valuable card?
Hey, Olivia-san...
Yes?
What's up, Kasumi-san?
Err...
You look pretty serious.
U-Um...
Err... umm...
About English...
She looked away just now.
H-How did you do on your English test?
Okay, I guess?
I made some careless mistakes and got 92 percent.
Wait, Hanako-san's smart?
Wh-What about you?
Okay, I guess?
What did you get?
I made some careless mistakes and got 25 percent.
Err, that wouldn't be a careless mistake.
Wait a second...
Are you actually bad at English?
N-No!
Are you actually from Europe rather than the US?
Did you not speak much English?
I-I want to say that's it, but I feel like it's going to get even more complicated.
N-No...
Were you lying to me?
No!
I wasn't lying to you!
Olivia?
I wasn't lying to you, I was just messing!
With Hanako!
But so you can't speak English, then?
Would you want to stop hanging out with me if I couldn't speak English?
Not at all.
We're already club buddies.
Kasumi...
Olivia-san...
Hey, can you ask that to me, too?
Ask what?
"Would you still want to hang out with me if I couldn't speak English?"
Hanako doesn't care about English.
Of course she'd say yes.
Would you still want to hang out with me if I couldn't speak English?
I had a feeling since part way through Episode 1, but I stuck around.
She's so patronizing!
But whatever.
I love you, too, Hanako.
Me, too.
Come on, guys.
Jeez, stop it.
You're so needy.
Let's have more fun together going forward.
Yeah.
Asobi Asobase
The Witch Trials
Makeup is banned at our school.
I'm confiscating these.
Okay.
Stupid popular girls.
I don't have any makeup.
This doesn't hurt me one bit.
Besides, you're just going to wreck your skin wearing makeup at our age.
It'll make a difference when we're thirty.
When we're thirty!
Watch this, you popular sluts.
See how much of a good girl I am!
Honda-san.
Yes?
What is this?
Boys' School Wars Official Fan Book
Pastimers Club
That wretched bureaucrat!
Y-You just ended up exposing how much of a nerd you are.
Did they get confiscated?
Yes!
Oh yeah, how did you do it, Olivia?
Huh?
I mean...
Olivia-san, your bag is empty.
Yes.
You haven't brought anything?
I have not.
I forgot everything.
I see.
You forgot, did you?
Fair enough.
Yes.
Damn it, I should have done that, too.
What about you, Kasumi-san?
I was fine.
Your books, too?
I borrowed a book from the library.
Learn English Through Slang!
You get a pass if it's from the library, huh?
Let's lay our stuff out on our desks.
That sounds fun.
Book Keys Transit pass Pen case Coin purse Glasses case Flip phone Textbooks Notebooks
Textbooks Notebooks Wallet Tissues Smartphone Transit pass Keys Pencil case Candies
Wallet Smartphone Textbooks Notebooks Comb Gum Lunch box Handkerchief Pen case
Yup, found the devil's woven bag.
My, my, what do we have here?
Whose is this?
Mine.
This is yours, eh, Olivia-san?
I have before me an implement for tainting the minds of wholesome women,
turning them into sl*ts.
Um...
It's just a makeup pouch.
A makeup pouch?
You could be put on trial for carrying such unwholesome bags of the devil, lady.
No...
Hanako-san's jealous that Olivia-san has popular girl stuff when she doesn't!
Defendant, are you prepared to confess your sins?
I'm pretty sure this is moments before my sentence, not my trial.
I-I carry this for my studies.
Continue.
She took it!
Think about it.
If you go to school wearing makeup, you get told you're ridiculous.
But when you graduate and join the work force,
you get told you're ridiculous if you don't wear makeup.
So how are you supposed to know how to put on makeup when you go to work,
if you hadn't done it while you were in school?
Isn't that something you learn while you're in college?
What about people who find work right after high school?
Do they learn during spring break?
Do you really think you can get that good in the two weeks of spring break?
Not a chance.
That's why I'm secretly practicing my makeup,
so that I don't have to embarrass myself later.
We've heard her position.
What do you think, Hanako-san?
Yup, yup.
Yup Yup
She's really into it.
I see.
So when we do makeup, it's strictly only to learn adult skills
so that we don't embarrass ourselves when we're grown up.
We aren't trying to attract guys, so we're absolutely not being sl*ts!
Therefore, I, Hanako, shall henceforth do makeup!
You get it!
Olivia-san's getting good at handling Hanako-san.
Why don't we practice putting on makeup, then?
Okay!
Where do I start?
Teach me, Olivia.
She's like someone having French food for the first time.
Huh?
Olivia-san?
First... the cheeks?
Cheeks? As in, blush?
Wait, has she not done this before?
Sh-Shouldn't you start with toner?
Huh? You know this stuff, Kasumi-san?
I-I have an older sister, so I know a little.
And then lotion.
It doubles as a makeup base and sunscreen.
And then foundation, I think?
That doesn't make a difference.
You have nice skin to begin with, Hanako-san.
I guess it doesn't do much.
And then shading...
Let's put on some eye shadow!
She looks like she got punched.
Hey, do that half face makeup thing they do on magazines.
I want to see the before and after.
O-Okay.
I'll do one of your cheeks, then.
You can really tell you're wearing makeup when you put on blush. It's nice.
Now she looks like she got punched twice.
How do I look?
You look cute.
Honda-san!
S-Sensei!
No no, no no!
Judging from the angle, she must have been beaten up by those two.
Olivia-san, Nomura-san, come to the faculty room.
Wait, S-Sensei, I'm the one at fault here.
Don't worry, Honda-san.
You're fine.
Nomura-san, hurry up and finish that mochi ice cream.
No, it's a puff.
Wait, has Sensei never put on makeup before?
Lucky!
Asobi Asobase
Non-title Match
Found it.
Thank goodness.
Good thing it never fell on top of someone.
I have to finish cleaning and get to the club.
Hanako-san and Olivia-san must be waiting.
Huh? That voice...
It's Hanako-san.
What's she doing, though?
Practice swings?
I wonder if Hanako-san still wants to go back to the Soft Tennis Club.
Huh?
It's a hagoita.
I'm going to pretend I didn't see that.
Pastimers Club
You're late, Kasumi.
I-I was on cleaning duty.
Oh, was it you today?
Hanako isn't here yet.
Was she on duty, too?
D-Dunno.
She's probably spying on popular kids or something.
I can picture that.
She just showed right up.
Wh-What are you holding?
Takeshi-sama.
Hm?
A Blue-eyed Delinquent hagoita from Boys' School Wars.
Custom-made.
H-Huh.
That's great.
I have them for you two, too.
I really don't want this!
Thanks.
Let's bring these with us to take down the Soft Tennis Club!
So that's what that was about.
With hagoitas?
Yeah.
They wouldn't stand a chance if I used a normal racket.
It's a handicap, I guess.
Wait, we haven't played soft tennis before.
Honda-san!
You're back?!
Jeez, the prefectural preliminaries were brutal since you pulled out, you know.
Wait, Sensei, that's not it.
I'm here today for a non-title match against the soft tennis club.
Huh? What for?
What for, you ask?
Because I'm faced with my sworn enemies.
Sworn Enemies
Popular Kids
No one can come out happy by that reasoning.
Sensei, we can't play real matches.
I'm out of sweat wipes right now. I don't want to sweat too much.
Ugh...
H-Honda-san, we accept the challenge.
But...
If we win, you have to come back to the soft tennis club.
I'm in.
Are you sure about that condition?
It seems full of all kinds of holes.
All right, kids, we're winning no matter what!
We'll win ugly if we have to.
Go for the eyes! The eyes!
Sensei, are you sure it's a good idea to hit a member you want in her weak spot?
Pass Club, service.
Tremble before me!
This is the Green-eyed Serve!
There it is!
The phrase by Shakespeare representing jealousy in his play, Othello,
"green-eyed monster"!
Honda-san's special serve!
It couldn't stand up to Takeshi-sama's nose!
Use the back side, Hanako!
I had Takeshi-san put on both sides when I ordered it.
Are you nuts?!
I'll go think of something.
Handle this, guys!
Wh-What do we do?
I-It's fine.
I'm good at physics.
I can see the ball's trajectory.
Horizontal acceleration, vertical acceleration, gravity, drag...
Calculating
All these factors determine the ball's parabolic trajectory.
Now!
My calculation was impeccable.
S-Sure.
Seriously, it's okay.
I believe you.
I'm back, guys.
Hanako...
Did you...
You broke it?!
We can break these?
It's in the way for me, too.
Olivia!
What are you doing?!
But you broke yours.
I was crying!
I never gave you permission!
Right, Kasumi-san?
Peeled off
Kasumi-san!
Sorry to interrupt, but can we continue?
O-Of course.
I'm going to play seriously now.
Yeah?
You are, huh?
We lose, then.
The mixer afterwards is going to suck if I sweat any more.
Thank you, Sensei.
See you tomorrow.
Um...
Do you have glue?
Asobi Asobase
Japanese Pastimes, Please
I wonder what we're doing today.
I dunno.
Ring toss
Ring toss.
A game in which rings are thrown to win prizes.
Prize
However, the prize is often larger than the ring,
making it unwinnable, or moving just to piss you off.
They clearly have no intention of letting you win.
I'm so pissed.
Do it, Kasumi!
I don't need this shit!
You'd seriously hammer it?!
Asobi Asobase