《自由職業者》
你們體會過那種服從召喚 Do you know that feeling when you're doing
履行使命的感覺嗎？ exactly what you were put on the Earth to do?
那種一腔熱血 The one where it's like everything inside you
激情澎湃的感覺？ is moving together in harmony with the universe?
下車！ Get off!
整隊 Get in formation!
無論發生什麼... No matter what happens...
你他媽怎麼這麼久才來，二等兵？ What the fuck took you so long, private?
一切都會好起來的 everything will be OK.
別他媽搞砸了，二等兵！ Do not fuck it up on me, private!
我他媽的老天啊 Sweet fucking baby Jesus!
是的 Yeah.
我也沒有體會過... Me neither...
但是，你知道，要滿懷希望，對吧？ but, you know, one can hope, right?
這要從我小時候說起 It started when I was a kid.
我總是需要幫助別人 I always needed to help people.
放開他 Hey! Leave him alone!
至少我是這麼想的... Or at least I wanted to...
呃 Unh!
所以我做了任何一個正常的 有血性的美國人都會做的事 So I did what any normal, red-blooded American would do.
敬我們最優秀的暑期實習生 To our top summer associate.
我成了一名律師 I became a lawyer.
這似乎是一個安全的選項 That seemed like a safe move.
本公司歡迎您 You're welcome here at this firm
隨時隨地 anytime you want.
你現在是我們的一員了，好嗎？ －是啊 You're one of us now, all right? - Yeah!
但後來，我徬佛看到了一生... But then, I saw it...
後院燒烤和玩耍， a life of backyard grilling and play dates,
搞搞家庭裝修 home improvement projects
和計劃外的旅遊探險， and over planned tourist adventures,
一些我可能不想認識的鄰居， neighbors I probably didn't want to know,
一個我可能也不想認識的妻子， a wife I probably didn't want to know either,
也許和我的鄰居有一腿 maybe an affair with my neighbor.
問題是，每當我看到這樣的人， The thing was whenever I saw people like that,
我總在想，「你是什麼時候決定接受命運拒絕嘗試的？」 I always thought,"When did you decide to stop trying?"
所以我棄了那把牌 So I folded that hand.
對，法學院還剩一年，6 位數收入在等著 Yeah. A year of law school left, 6 figures waiting,
我還是來參他媽的軍了？ and I enlist in the fucking army?
我是說，這到底他媽的怎麼回事？ I mean, what the actual fuck?
大家都以為我瘋了 Everyone thought I was insane.
1, 2, 3！ 1, 2, 3!
我也以為我瘋了 I thought I was insane.
我知道的下一件事是 The next thing I knew,
我通過了特種部隊的選拔測試 I made it through the Q Course with Special Forces selection.
一分鐘 One minute!
然後我一生中 And for the first time
第一次 in my entire life...
我們去給那些混蛋一個驚喜吧 Let's go surprise some assholes!
開心得不行 I was happy.
喔！我們開始吧 Whoo! Let's do this!
上馬 Saddle up!
喔！ Whoo!
我找到了值得做的事 I'd found something worth doing
在這個世界上，真正值得做的事情 in a world where things worth doing
並不常有 they didn't come around very often.
我發現了自我... I found myself...
啊 Aah!
也找到了真愛... I found love...
用力 用力 Push! Push!
我擁有了家人... I found family...
來吧 我們走 Come on! Let's go!
最重要的是 and most of all,
我找到了使命 I found purpose.
這就是我們的目標 韋內加斯總統 That's our target. President Venegas.
我們是來乾掉他的 We're here to take him out.
地面上見 See you on the ground!
啊？ Huh?
不 靠 哦 No! Shit! Ohh!
哇 哦 哦 Whoa! Ohh! Huh!
噢 Ohh!
啊 Unh!
操 媽的 Oh, fuck! Aw, shit!
啊 Huh!
哦 Ohh!
呃 Huh!
夥計們 啊 Guys. Ugh.
就這樣 And just like that,
我的使命沒了 my purpose was gone.
我回到了我一直在逃避的普通人的生活 I went back to the normal life that I tried to avoid
感覺自己失敗得不能再失敗了 and couldn't feel more like a failure.
梅森 Mason!
凱西上學要遲到了 Casey's gonna be late for school!
早上好 Good morning.
嘿！ Hey! Hey!
呃 你口臭 爸爸 Ew! Your breath smells, Daddy.
哦 我去刷個牙 Ohh. Got to brush my teeth.
好的 你想開車嗎？ －不想 OK. You want to drive? - No!
好吧 不過再過幾年 就輪到你來開了 OK. Yeah. In a few years, it's all yours, though.
好了 你東西都帶齊了嗎 All right? You in? Everything...
梅森，別忘了她的安全帶 Mason, don't forget her seat belt.
確保系好安全帶 Make sure to buckle your seat belt.
請 Please.
向媽媽揮手，因為如果你不揮 Wave to Mommy because she'll hate me
她會比現在更討厭我 even more than she already does if you don't.
學校怎麼樣？ You know, how's school going?
有個男孩叫切斯 There's a boy named Chase
一直來煩我 that bothers me all the time.
他老是想親我之類的 He tries to kiss me and stuff.
男孩想親你？你才9歲 Boy tries to kiss you? You're 9.
我才8歲，爸爸 I'm 8, Daddy.
那就更糟了 That makes it even worse.
我教你一招 下次他想親你的時候 Tell you what. The next time he tries to kiss you,
你打他的喉嚨 you hit him in the throat.
你知道喉嚨是什麼嗎？ You know what the throat is?
我不是白痴 I'm not an idiot.
就打他的喉結 Just hit him in the Adam's apple.
所有男孩都有 All boys have them.
比如陰莖？ Like penises?
嗯 是的 那種 也對 Uh, yes. Kind... yes.
嗯，就...就打他這裡，好嗎？ Um, just... just hit him right here, OK?
這會讓他暫時無法呼吸 It'll make it so he can't breathe for a little bit.
像打他的小弟弟一樣 Like hitting him in the penis.
是的，你知道嗎？你也可以這樣做 Yes, and you know what? You can do that, also.
好嗎？ 我們到了 All right? OK. We're here.
拿上你的背包 Remember your backpack.
去吧，去大顯身手吧，別忘了你的書包 Go forth, wreak havoc, and don't forget your book bag.
再見 爸爸 Bye, Daddy.
祝你今天過得愉快，好嗎？ You have a great day, OK?
學點東西 Learn things.
所以我告訴他們 So I told them...
他們不能問我要這些電話費 they can't charge me those calls.
那些電話又不是我打的 I... I... I didn't make those calls.
我都不知道這些號碼 I... I... I don't even know any of those numbers.
他們不肯放過我 夥計 They won't leave me alone, man.
所以，嗯...所以你想雇我 So, um... so you want to hire me
來...幫你和電話公司爭論這個？ to... argue with your phone company for you?
只是我以前的電話公司 Just my old phone company.
斯科特，呃... Scott, uh...
你...我向你保證，我會讓這一切煙消雲散的 you... you have my word I will make this all go away.
謝謝...謝謝你 Oh! Thank you. Thank... thank you.
謝謝。我能給你預付點定金嗎？ Thank you. Can I give you a retainer?
我覺得還是預付定金比較好，也許先付個 500 塊 I'd feel better with a retainer, maybe just 500.
就喜歡你這風格，斯科特 Like your style, Scott.
哈 我的天啊 Ha! Oh, my gosh.
謝謝 Thank you.
這個 This...
這看起來不錯 This looks great.
哦，天哪 Oh, my gosh.
我會再聯繫你的，好嗎？ I'll be in touch, OK?
謝謝 Thank you.
好的 OK.
你既不寫信，也不打個電話 You don't write, you don't call.
就這麼活著呢 As I live and breathe.
塞巴斯蒂安-厄爾 Sebastian Earle.
噢 夥計 看看你 Aw, man. Look at you.
上帝啊 你怎麼來了？ God. What are you doing here?
他們怎麼讓你穿上西裝的？ How'd they get you in a suit?
我還想問你呢 I could ask you the same thing.
你在開玩笑嗎？我就要對抗上 Are you kidding? I'm about to take on
全球通信企業集團了 a global communications conglomerate,
起碼我得看起來像那麼回事 so I got to look the part.
我好像記得你說過，退出法律界 I seem to recall you saying that quitting law
是你做過的最好的決定 was the best decision you ever made.
我說過 I did.
成為一名律師 And that becoming a lawyer
只會粉碎你的靈魂 would only crush your soul.
沒錯，但我有老婆孩子 Yeah, it has, but I got a wife and a kid,
都在等著我養，所以... and they both require income, so...
迫於生計，我只能幹起老本行了 in lieu of that, I generate broken dreams for all involved.
那麼，你有半小時的空閒時間陪陪老朋友嗎？ Well, do you have a half-hour to spare for an old friend?
我想給你看點東西 I want to show you something.
你那「正義女神」的法律事務可以等等 I think Lady Justice can wait.
你覺得怎麼樣？ So what do you think?
我想你需要一個律師 I think you need a lawyer.
你認識好律師嗎？ You know a good one?
不認識 Nope.
繼續吧，夥計們 Carry on, fellas.
是的 先生 嘿 Yes, sir. Hey.
CDI 嘿嘿 小妞們都喜歡 CDI. Heh heh. Chicks Dig It.
事實上，這叫合約國防計劃 Actually, Contracted Defense Initiatives,
但是，是的，他們可以的 but... but, yes, they do.
只要你想得到的，我們都能做到 You name it, we got it,
如果做不到 我們就去找一個 買一個或造一個 and if we don't, we'll find it, buy it, or build it.
我們可以在任何環境以及 We can operate in any environment
任何運行狀況下開展業務 and any operational condition.
我們提供一站式採購和服務 We are a one-stop shop and shoot.
武裝部隊 駐紮點 我們自己的飛機跑道 Ranges, mock villages, our own airstrip,
一條龍 the whole kit.
我 7 年前創辦的 I opened up 7 years ago.
是的，我記得 Yeah, I remember,
但說實話，我從沒想過你會成功 but honestly, I never thought you'd pull it off.
嘿，乾得好，兄弟 Hey. Good on you, brother.
我是從與美國政府的合作開始的 Well, I started with the U.S. government,
然後轉到歐洲，再到亞洲 then moved to Europe, then Asia,
然後是南美洲 then South America.
現在，我們的企業合同超過了 80% Now we're over 80% corporate contracts.
我們今年的總收入高達 8 位數 We're grossing high 8 figures this year.
嘿啊 私人保安工作我總覺得有點危險 Heh. Ahh. Private security work's always been a bit dicey for me.
和雇傭軍的工作根本沒有多大區別，對吧？ It's, like, a thin line between mercenary work, yeah?
不 哪有 就像任何生意一樣 Naw. Come on. It's like any business.
我們賣的是產品 We sell a product.
這個產品就是安全 That product is security.
外面的原始人 就是你們的產品？ Cavemen out there, they're your product?
他們看起來雖然一般，但是乾得活還行 They look the part, and they keep the peace.
總是招不夠人 Can't hire fast enough.
很多都是退役軍人，還有一些警察...呵呵... Tons of ex-military, a few cops... heh...
和一些充滿激情的 and some good, old boys with a passion
支持第二修正案的老好人 for the Second Amendment.
還有類固醇 And steroids.
不問不說 Don't ask, don't tell. Yeah.
這些人有可能就是 These guys are, uh, potentially
你的新同事 your new colleagues.
不 不 No. No.
不 No!
不，不，還是不 No, no, and no.
算了吧 Come on.
我太崩潰了，我...我身材都走形了 I'm too broken down, I'm... I'm out of shape.
我太老了，不能滿世界跑了，塞布 I'm too old to go running around the world, Seb.
我在這裡有自己的生活 I got a life here.
梅森 我瞭解你 你可憐巴巴的 Mason, I know you. You're... you're miserable.
這不是重點 That's not the point.
你看 事實是 不管你有沒有受傷 Look. The truth is broken or not
你看起來都還是那個樣子 you still look the part.
我是出於私心 I'm asking as a personal favor.
我有一個簡單的貼身保護任務 I've got an easy personal protection detail.
就這一次 你就幫幫我吧 It's a one-off. Just help me out, huh?
小菜一碟 Total milk run.
你們這些人看起來可不像是群廚子 You guys don't look like milkmen.
帕爾多尼亞萬歲 ¡Viva Paldoñia!
帕爾多尼亞歡迎每一個人 Everybody is welcome to Paldoñia.
這是一個美麗的國家，非常美麗 It's a beautiful country, beautiful.
胡安-阿圖羅-韋內加斯 Juan Arturo Venegas.
你在開玩笑嗎？ You kidding me?
你為那個殺了我們半個小隊的人工作？ You took a job for the guy that killed half our team?
一開始是我們先去殺他的 We were there to kill him in the first place.
夥計 冷靜點 這份工作不是要保護文尼加斯 Dude, chill. The job isn't for Venegas.
而是要保護一個要採訪他的記者 It's body work for a journalist who's gonna interview him.
只要站在她面前，為她裝點門面就行了 Just show up, be some window dressing for her,
確保她不會被人亂摸 make sure she doesn't get groped.
我們的很多朋友都死了 就是因為那個傢伙 A bunch of our friends died because of that guy.
你不必告訴我 You don't have to tell me.
我很清楚 I know
你看，就算他被公共汽車撞死了 And look, if he were to get hit by a bus,
不會有人為此感到難過的 我想 I don't think anybody would be too upset about it.
相信我，我也想親手弄死他 Believe me, I'd love to do it myself,
但我在做生意 but I'm running a business,
而現在要做的生意，就是護送一個記者 and right now, that business is getting a journalist
進出帕爾多尼亞 in and out of Paldoñia.
可以啊 派你的人去 Yeah. Send one of your other guys.
嘿 我信不過他們 Heh. I can't spare them for this.
聽著 我正想打入這個 Listen. I'm trying to break into
為記者提供人身保護的一本萬利的行當 the personal protection racket for journalists,
而這是第一步，所以我才不惜代價願花重金 and this is the first step, so I'm overpaying.
我是在幫你，好嗎？ This is me trying to hook you up, OK?
不要小題大作 韋內加斯派了一架飛機 No drama. Venegas is sending a plane
明天去華盛頓接你們 to D.C. tomorrow to pick you guys up.
我沒興趣 I'm not interested.
2 萬美元等著你呢 20 grand says you are.
那個記者是誰 Who's the journalist?
今年 This year's recipient
國際新聞與編輯獎的獲獎者是 of the International Journalism and Editors Award
克萊爾-惠靈頓 Claire Wellington.
謝謝 Thank you.
最好的新聞報道 Journalism at its best,
是報道真相 it's about the truth.
我與所有堅持報道事實 I share this with all the journalists
將真相看得高於一切的記者們 who report the facts
分享這一榮譽 and who value the truth above all.
我急於報道一個重大新聞 In my haste to break a major story,
我忽視了...履行應盡職責 I neglected... to perform my due diligence
去進行必要的事實核查 in properly fact checking
和徹底審查我的消息來源 and thoroughly vetting my sources.
我已經辭去了這裡的職務 I have resigned my position here.
確保她知道自己做錯了 Make sure that she knows what she did was wrong.
大家都還好嗎？ So, uh, how's everybody doing?
你教你女兒打人家男孩的咽喉 You told your daughter to hit a boy in the throat,
那男孩的父親是個律師 and that boy's father is a lawyer.
嗯... Um...
真正的律師 A real lawyer.
呃，不管這是什麼，它走了，它完成了 Uh, whatever this is, it's gone, it's done.
我受不了了，梅森 I can't do it anymore, Mason.
我不能... I can't...
珍妮，別反應過度 Jenny, don't overreact.
我沒有反應過度 I'm not overreacting.
我認為最好是你搬出去 I think it might be best for everybody
這樣對大家都好 if you did move out.
沒關係 我去找凱西 然後回我媽家 Never mind. I'll get Casey, and I'll go to my mom's.
不，我走 No. I'll go.
嘿，爸爸 Hey, Daddy.
你在幹什麼？ What are you doing?
建造一艘游輪 Building a cruise ship.
游輪 哇哦 如果你能找到的話 這可是個好工作 Cruise ship. Wow. That's a good gig if you can get it.
啊 聽著 我要出城幾天 Ahh. Listen. I got to go out of town for a few days.
去工作 It's for work.
你要去的地方有雪球嗎？ Do they have snow globes where you're going?
這樣吧 如果那裡有 我就給你買一個 Tell you what. If they do, I'll get you one.
謝謝你，爸爸 Thanks, Daddy.
你要出城幾天是什麼意思？ What do you mean you're going out of town for a few days?
－我找了份工作 －什麼？ - I took a job. - What?
是的 塞巴斯蒂安-厄爾給我介紹的 Yeah. Sebastian Earle hooked me up.
－那你的律所怎麼辦？ －哈！ - What about your practice? - Ha!
你剛剛才說過我不是真正的律師 You just said a minute ago that I wasn't a real lawyer.
這是什麼工作？ What job is this?
這是私人保安。很簡單 It's private security. Easy stuff.
梅森，不 Mason, no.
你的那部分生活已經結束了 That part of your life is over.
你不能去送死 You're not gonna go and get yourself killed
然後讓我們的女兒沒有父親撫養 and leave our daughter without a father to raise her.
讓我先賺了這筆錢，好嗎？ Just let me make this money, OK?
你以為我看不出來 只當一個丈夫和父親 You think I don't know how unhappy you are
你有多不開心嗎？ being just a husband and a father?
想象一下我的感覺 Imagine what it feels like to be me,
發現自己不是你真正想要的生活 knowing that I'm the life you settled for.
珍妮，我... Jenny, I...
仔細想想，其實你應該去 On second thought, actually, you should go.
也許這就是你需要的 Maybe that's what you need
重新振作起來 to fix yourself.
辦公室政治 Politics in the workplace
以及由此產生的後果，拜託 and... and the fallout from that, please.
不 這很好 你當然是在耍花招了 No. It's great. Of course you're being a weasel about this.
我一點也不驚訝 I can't say I'm surprised.
我可不想玷污你完美的名聲 Yeah. I wouldn't want to tarnish your perfect reputation.
你是個聖人 我們都知道 You're a saint. We both know it.
打擾一下 克萊爾-惠靈頓？ Excuse me. Claire Wellington?
好吧，請相信，我一定會 Well, please do, and I'll be sure
告訴每一個想聽你壞話的人的 to badmouth you to anyone who will listen.
嘿 太棒了 你也一樣 混蛋 Hey. That's great. Yeah. Same to you, asshole.
惠靈頓小姐... Miss Wellington...
我是 呃 我是CDI派來的 I'm... I'm, uh... I'm from CDI.
我是梅森-佩提斯 I'm Mason Pettits.
你遲到了 車呢？ You're late. Where's the car?
這邊走 It's, uh, this way.
太好了 你能幫我拿一下嗎？ Great. Can you help me with this?
你就是我的綠色貝雷帽 So you're my Green Beret.
陸軍特種部隊 Army Special Forces.
對 綠色貝雷帽就是一頂帽子 Right. A Green Beret is a hat.
三角洲部隊並不是什麼好名字，一部爛片 Delta Force isn't the name of anything but a bad movie.
我應該見過你的戰友們 I've met my share of your colleagues.
你在哪裡服役？ So where'd you serve?
哦 都是些愛死了的地方 Oh. All the loveliest places.
呆過中東 I was in the Middle East,
南美洲 當然也呆過 South America of course.
哦 還有北卡羅來納 Ooh! North Carolina.
你無名指上的戒指印是怎麼回事 And that tan line on your ring finger?
我們工作時不戴婚戒 We don't wear wedding rings while we work.
如果你被俘，這可能是一個突破點 Could be a possible pressure point if you're captured.
要麼 就是你剛離婚 Either that, or you just got a divorce.
我們要去帕爾多尼亞了 So we're leaving for Paldoñia.
你知道那裡嗎？ You know anything about it?
當然 Sure do.
帕爾多尼亞就像一部...蒂姆-波頓的電影 Paldoñia's like a... Tim Burton movie.
它色彩斑斕，但令人毛骨悚然 It's colorful, but it's creepy as fuck.
頭一回聽說 That's a new one.
我有一個獨家專訪 I have an exclusive interview
和胡安-阿圖羅-韋內加斯總統 with President Juan Arturo Venegas.
他不喜歡接受採訪 He doesn't do interviews.
呃，恕我直言，你到底知不知道誰... Um, with all due respect, do you understand at all who...
我想我非常理解 I think I understand quite well,
但真正的問題是，你是否明白 but the real question is do you understand
你為什麼一起來？ why you're coming along?
我猜不是讓我來給你提 My guess is not to give my opinion
關於胡安-阿圖羅-韋內加斯的建議的 about Juan Arturo Venegas.
好極了 這樣就沒問題了 Perfect. Then this will be fine.
我會專注於韋內加斯 你專注於確保 I'll focus on Venegas. You focus on making sure
我不會在酒店被搶劫或綁架 I don't get robbed or kidnapped at the hotel.
發射 Pull!
怎麼了，怎麼了？ What's up, what's up?
歡迎回到「聲名狼藉每日直播」 Welcome back to"Infamous Daily Live."
我和 GG Love 在一起 I'm here with GG Love,
他從服刑人員一躍成為了 who went from doing time
千萬富豪企業家 to being a multimillionaire entrepreneur
和Much Loved服裝品牌創始人 and founder of the Much Loved clothing brand.
謝謝你能來，GG Thanks for being here, GG.
我很榮幸，寶貝 Pleasure's all mines, baby.
讓我們轉一轉 展示一下你的穿著 Give us a spin. Show off what you got.
哇我等不及要買一個了 Wow! I can't wait to get one.
那麼告訴我... So tell me...
笑得開心嗎？ －哦，該死 Have a good laugh? - Oh, shit!
這就是你在網上搜索到的東西嗎？ Was that all an Internet search could get you?
相信我 還有更糟糕的 Trust me. There's far worse out there.
您是從小搬到美國的嗎？ Did you move to the States when you were young?
登機時我注意到你的英國護照 I noticed your British passport when we boarded,
你的口音也變了，所以... and you slipped your accent, so...
可能是小時候搬來的 probably moved here as a kid.
如果讓我猜的話 I mean, if I had to guess.
沒人要你猜 Nobody's asking for your guesses.
為什麼是帕爾多尼亞？某種形象改造？ Why Paldoñia? Some sort of image makeover?
親愛的，這可能會讓你大吃一驚 This might shock you, my dear,
但我在牛津攻讀學位 but I didn't take a degree at Oxford
不是用來報道名人成人禮的 to cover celebrity bar mitzvahs.
帕爾多尼亞是世界上最大的石油 Paldoñia has some of the largest oil
和天然氣產地之一 and natural gas fields in the world,
韋內加斯是在西半球最後一個純獨裁者 and Venegas is the last pure autocrat
從不接受採訪 in the Western Hemisphere, and he doesn't do interviews
直到現在 until now.
好的 只是... OK. Just...
只是想讓我坐在這裡啥也不說是嗎？ just want me to sit here and shut up then?
聽起來真是太棒了 Sounds absolutely brilliant.
惠靈頓小姐，歡迎來到帕爾多尼亞！ Miss Wellington, welcome to Paldoñia!
韋內加斯總統，很高興見到...你 President Venegas, so nice to meet... you.
艾莉向你問好 Ellie sends her regards.
我的天啊 你本人比 Oh, my God. You are even more beautiful
電視上還要漂亮 in person than on television.
謝謝 Thank you.
哈哈哈 Hoo. Ha ha ha
是這樣嗎？ It's like that?
哦 那...那是個禮物 Oh. That... that was a gift.
咋了 我有持槍許可證的 What? I have a permit for that.
在開始之前，我們必須來自拍一張 Before we begin, we must take a selfie.
哦 嗯... Oh. Um...
啊 好了 Ah. Yes.
這是...嗯... That's... um...
陽光有點刺眼 It's a little bright out here.
怎麼樣？ Yes?
你覺得呢？還不錯 You approve? Yes.
太棒了 It's great.
我的粉絲們一定會喜歡的 My followers are gonna love this.
從頭搜到腳啊 Use the whole fist?
那個是我買的 I bought that one.
那麼，艾麗和你是 So Ellie and you were roommates
大學室友，是嗎？ in the university, yes?
大二和大四的時候，是的 Our second and fourth years, yes.
帕爾多尼亞歡迎艾麗的任何朋友 Well, any friend of Ellie's is welcome in Paldoñia.
跟我說說她 她怎麼樣？ Tell me about her. How is she?
嗯... Well, um...
她在堪薩斯非常幸福 she is very happy in Kansas.
我知道 堪薩斯到底有什麼？ I know. What's in Kansas anyway?
她嫁給的那個有錢的農場主 The rich rancher she married.
真遺憾 What a pity.
不在堪薩斯州了，是吧？ Not in Kansas anymore, huh?
這是一個糟糕的玩笑嗎？ Was it a bad joke?
不，「綠野仙蹤」 No."The Wizard of Oz."
這是我最喜歡的電影之一 It's one of my favorite movies.
我應該介紹你認識的 I should have introduced you.
梅森是我的貼身保鏢 Mason is my protective detail.
當然了 當然了 Of course he is. Of course.
梅森-佩提斯，CDI的精英 Mason Pettits, CDI's finest,
前陸軍特種部隊，對嗎？ former Army Special Forces, right?
梅森-佩提斯 小房子 Maison Petite. The little house.
我們自己也會進行調查的 We do our own research, too.
哈哈哈 Ha ha ha!
瓦曼諾斯 Vamanos!
你想騎騎我的種馬嗎？ Would you like to ride my stallion?
暫時不想，謝謝 Not now, thanks.
韋內加斯總統，我非常感謝你 President Venegas, I really appreciate you
給我這種機會 giving me this kind of access.
呵呵！當然 Ho ho! Of course.
就像他們說的 It's like they say.
酒香也怕巷子深 A blind pig must use its nose.
哈哈 Ha ha.
我的國家有太多美好的事物 There are so many wonderful things about my country.
我迫不及待地想讓你向全世界分享 I can't wait for you to share them with the world.
你看 我的人民 我的人民 Look. Mi gente. My people.
光明的未來就在前方，光明的未來 There is a bright future ahead of us, bright future.
呵 Heh.
哈哈 言論自由在帕爾多尼亞是非常普遍的 Ha ha. Freedom of speech is very present in Paldoñia,
但讓我們繼續前進 but let's move on.
瓦莫斯 阿德蘭特 Vamos. Adelante.
只是確認一下 今晚我們仍將前往 Just confirming. We are still headed
你的牧場，對嗎？ to your ranch tonight, right?
我要帶你去我的鄉村別墅 I am taking you to my country estate.
我想你會喜歡的 I think you're gonna love it.
讓我們乾杯，好嗎？ Let's toast, huh?
好的 OK.
哈哈！你一杯 Ha ha! One for you,
我一杯 one for me,
為你的安全旅行乾杯... and we toast for your safe travels...
也為新朋友 and for new friends.
我喜歡 I like it.
啊，啊，啊 Yes. Ah, ah, ah.
好吧 哈哈哈 OK. Ha ha ha!
如果您不介意的話 總統先生 Uh, if you don't mind, Mr. President,
我想現在問您幾個 I'd love to go over a few of
要採訪的問題 my interview questions with you now.
當然可以 Yes, of course.
不做準備就等於準備失敗 No prepararse es prepararse para fallar.
沒有準備就是準備失敗？ Failing to prepare is preparing to fail?
哦 說的不錯 Ooh. I love it.
做好失敗的準備，是吧？ Be ready to fail, huh?
我... I... ohh!
我們該怎麼辦，梅森？ What are we gonna do, Mason?
梅森 Mason!
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
趴下 Stay down!
趴下 Get down!
我的天啊 我的天啊 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
不，不，不！ No, no, no, no, no!
梅森？ Mason?
怎麼了？ －趴下 What's happening? - Stay down!
你在幹什麼？ What are you doing?
哦，該死 Oh, shit!
起來 起來 －怎麼了？ Get up. Get up. - What?
起來 系上安全帶 Get up. Put your seat belts on now.
哦，上帝啊 Oh, God.
你還好嗎？沒事 Are you OK? Yes? Yes.
告訴過你這是我的 Told you this was mine.
好的，好的 OK, OK.
嘿 待在這兒 Hey. Stay here.
嗯嗯 Uh-huh.
天 Man.
嘿 Hey.
留在這裡什麼意思都聽不懂嗎 What part of "stay here" did you guys not get?
哦 我的背 哦 Oh, my back. Ohh.
哦 只是... Oh. Just...
好的 好的 OK. OK.
佩提斯先生 Mr. Pettits.
非常感謝 Thank you very much.
上帝啊 我的背 啊 我的背 Ohh! My back! Ahh. My back.
你還好嗎？ Are you OK?
好的 等我一下 Yeah. Just give me a second.
你真的沒事嗎？要按摩嗎？ Are you sure you're OK? You want a massage?
好的 OK.
剛才到底發生了什麼？ What the hell just happened?
發生了什麼？ What happened?
你的單人安保小組救了我們 Your one-man security detail happened.
他是個英雄 He's a hero.
梅森，怎麼回事？ Mason, what's going on?
怎麼了？ What's going on?
這裡是一如既往的糟糕 This place is a shitshow like it always was.
我們就不該來 We never should have come.
我們走吧 Let's go.
我們應該求救嗎？ Should we call for help?
是啊，但我們到了安全的地方再打電話吧 Yeah, but we'll call when we're someplace safe.
你能相信嗎？ Can you believe this?
什麼？ What?
這是一場政變 C'est un coup d'état.
政變？ A coup?
去他媽的 Putana! Merde!
我無法逃避 I cannot hide from this!
哈 現在躲起來 似乎是個不錯的主意 Ha! Hiding seems like a great idea right now.
這不是來自叛軍的暗殺 This is not a rebel assassination attempt.
第一，看起來真的像是 One, really looks like it is.
第二，無論如何，你都會完蛋的，所以... Two, you're screwed regardless, so...
我必須阻止這一切 I have to stop this.
我想我剛剛阻止了 I think I just did.
阻止他們推翻我的政府 Stop the overthrow of my government,
你跟我一起去首都 and you will come with me to the capital
並幫助我保護我的人民 and help me protect my people.
新消息...你的人民剛剛想殺了你，好嗎？ Newsflash... your people just tried to kill you, all right?
別扯上我們 Count us out.
能把包遞給我嗎？ Can you hand me my bag?
什麼？ What?
我的包 My bags.
我們必須今天就把你弄出去 We got to get you out of here by the end of the day.
你永遠都用不上了 You're never gonna need it.
我和一個處於政變中的 I'm with the president of a country
國家的總統在一起 in the middle of a coup.
這是一生難得的獨家新聞 This is the scoop of a lifetime.
你必須活著，才有什麼一生難得的獨家新聞，好嗎？ You got to be alive to have the scoop of a lifetime, OK?
等到了安全的地方，再講你的故事 You'll break your story when you're someplace safe.
那是什麼？ What's that?
一把很大的槍 A really big gun.
我們走 Let's move.
走吧 Come on.
轉圈 Battement tend...
注意腳尖 En pointe.
很好 Yes.
怎麼樣？ How's it?
每個人？ Everyone?
是的。好極了 Yes. Excellent.
對不起 說吧 Sorry. Go ahead.
我知道了 I see.
到時再聯繫 Be in touch then.
太棒了 太棒了 瑪塔 天鵝 Brava, brava, Marta. The swan.
爸爸要去上班了，親愛的 Papa has to go to work, my dear.
再來，再來！ Encore, encore!
媽的 Shit.
等等 梅森 Wait, wait, Mason.
我...我不行了 I c... I can't, I can't, I can't.
我不行了 I can't. Ohh.
我想我們要休息一下了 I guess we're taking a break.
哦 Ohh.
你還好嗎 惠靈頓小姐 Are you OK, Miss Wellington?
我很好 I'm good.
哦，那就好 Oh, great.
那麼是誰要殺我們呢？ So who's trying to kill us?
沒有人 沒有人要殺我們 Nobody. Nobody is trying to kill us.
他們是要來殺他的 They're trying to kill him.
誰想殺你？ Who wants to kill you?
啊 Ah.
一隻臭蟲可能會拖垮整個國家 A single insect may bring down an entire country.
今天是哪只臭蟲想殺你？ Which insect wants to kill you today?
我不知道，但我打算弄清楚 I don't know, but I intend to find out.
哦 你有衛星電話 Oh. You have a satellite phone.
你要給誰打電話？ Who you gonna call?
我在求救 I'm calling for help.
厄爾 我是梅森 我們被襲擊了 Earle. Yo. It's Mason. We got hit.
媽的 怎麼了 你沒事吧 梅森？ Shit! What happened? You OK, Mason?
沒事 出城時 他們炸爛了我們的車 No, Heading out of town, they took out our vehicles.
我把他們安全地救出來了，但我... I got us out safe, but I...
兄弟 我們被困住了 我不知道我們在哪裡 bro, we're stuck. I got no idea where we're at.
惠靈頓安全嗎？ Is Wellington safe?
她和我在一起 Yeah. She's with me,
還有韋內加斯也在這裡 and Venegas is here, too.
什麼？他為什麼和你在一起？ What? Why is he with you?
他的團隊呢？ What about his team?
死了 兄弟 你得幫我們一把 Dead. Bro, you got to get us a ride.
別掛斷 Hang tight.
GPS 定位了你的位置 GPS has your position.
向東3公里 有塊空地 There's a clearing... 3 klicks east.
用直升機撤離 Exfil there by helo.
我要給附近的同事打電話 I'm gonna call some colleagues in the area.
去接你 I'll get you picked up.
呵 還說什麼小菜一碟 Heh. So much for a milk run.
我可以用下你的電話嗎？ －不可以 May I use your phone? - Nope.
但我得打個電話 But I need to make a call.
呵呵。我不在乎 Heh. I don't care.
梅森 Mason.
什麼？ What?
告訴我為什麼要幫他的忙 Tell me why I should do a favor for him.
比如說 因為 我可以 Well, for example, because, uh, I can have
把你當成外國間諜抓起來 you arrested for being a foreign spy.
也許到時候我也會發動一場政變 Maybe I pull a coup of my own then.
別說了，梅森 Stop it, Mason!
唱歌？獨裁者沒資格唱歌 Singing? Dictators don't get to sing.
真的嗎？那就請便吧 Really? Well, then go ahead.
動手吧 佩提斯先生 Do it, Mr. Pettits.
我不怕死 I am not afraid of death,
我不怕像你這樣的人 and I am not afraid of people like you.
動手吧 Do it.
嘿 嘿 請把槍放下 Hey, hey! Put the gun down, please.
隨你便吧 Knock yourself out.
謝謝 Thank you.
別擔心 Don't worry.
我會盡快講完的 I'll make it petite.
先生 Señor.
－這是我的演講稿嗎？ －是的 - Is this my speech? - Yes.
照明還可以嗎？ Is the lighting okay?
燈光太完美了，總統 The lighting is perfect, Jefe.
謝謝您，將軍 Thank you, General.
你的電話響了 總統 Your phone is ringing, El Jefe.
餵？ Hello?
豪爾赫 Jorge,
侄子 Nephew!
叔叔？ Uncle?
對！ Correct!
我正在叢林里漫步 I'm out here walking through the jungle!
你還好嗎？ How are you?
一切都好嗎？ All good?
你好嗎，叔叔？ How are you, Uncle?
太棒了！ I'm fantastic!
我正在叢林中 I'm walking through the jungle
和一個絕對可愛的女人在一起漫步 with an absolutely lovely woman.
－外國記者？ －是的！ - The Gringo Journalist? - Yes!
美麗的克萊爾-惠靈頓 The beautiful Claire Wellington.
他是在問我穿什麼衣服嗎？ Is he asking what I'm wearing?
不，他是在描述你的穿著 No, he's describing what you're wearing.
別看我 他是你朋友的朋友 Don't look at me. He's your friend of a friend.
是啊 只是沒想到他和艾莉 Yeah. Just didn't realize he and Ellie
仍然保持著聯繫 kept in touch still.
什麼？ What?
採訪 The interview.
顯然，這就是他邀請我來的原因 That's obviously why he invited me here.
他邀請了你？ He invited you?
怎麼？因為我現在對你來說 Why? Because I'm not just
不只是個名人新聞記者了？ a celebrity news reporter to you now?
不，我以為是你安排的採訪 No. I thought you landed the interview.
哈 每個人都想採訪他 Ha! Everybody's asked him for an interview,
但帕爾多尼亞基本上被媒體封鎖了 but Paldoñia's been basically a media blackout
在過去的十年中 for the last decade.
就這樣，他給我發來了電子郵件 Then just like that, he e-mailed me,
問我要不要來採訪他 asked me if I wanted an interview.
你以為你為什麼會在這裡 Why do you think you're here?
我也不是一無所知 I'm not totally clueless.
是的，是的，別擔心。再見 Yes, yes, don't worry. See you soon!
我們都為你擔心 We were all worried for you.
當然 太好了 上帝保佑你 Sure. Great. God bless you!
我叔叔沒死 My uncle isn't dead.
我們的合作夥伴會不高興的 Our partners will not be pleased.
謝謝 Thank you.
請告訴我們您有好消息 Please tell us you have good news.
哦，我有個好消息 Oh, I have wonderful news.
我剛打給了豪爾赫 我的侄子 I was just talking to Jorge, my nephew.
他就是政變的幕後黑手 He's the one behind the coup.
這是好消息？ That's good news?
是的，這是個好消息 Yes, it's great news.
你看，我愛我的侄子，但他是個白痴 You see, I love my nephew, but he's an idiot.
那麼他...他剛剛告訴你了？ So he... he just told you?
不，他什麼都沒告訴我 No. He didn't tell me anything,
但他什麼都招了 懂嗎？ but he said everything. Hmm?
如果他知道我還活著 He will not move a finger if he knows
他啥也不敢乾 that I am still alive,
所以我告訴他一切都好 so I told him that everything was OK
說我們要去找他 and that we were gonna go to see him.
你看，斬蛇 You see, you must always stroke the head
要斬七寸 that you are going to cut off.
那麼，他在與叛軍合作？ So is he working with the rebels?
不 No, no, no, no.
叛軍也認為他是個白痴 The rebels also think that he's an idiot.
我們走吧 Let's go.
回到首都 Back to the capital.
呵 不 Heh. No.
不去 No.
隨你便 Do what you want.
我們要離開這裡 We're getting out of here.
我們不能丟下他不管 We can't just leave him.
剛做了 Just did.
我需要報道此事 I need to report this.
我們不能任由另一個窮國的政府 We can't just let another government
在另一場政變中被推翻 in another poor country get overthrown
而無人關注 in another coup and nobody pays attention.
走吧 別讓韋內加斯把你吸進去 Come on. Don't let Venegas suck you in.
他是一個教科書式的反社會者 He's a textbook sociopath.
他看起來還好 He seems OK.
讀讀漢娜-阿倫特吧 Please. Read Hannah Arendt.
我讀過 I have.
我很清楚目前外界 I'm well aware what the world expects
對克萊爾-惠靈頓的期望 from Claire Wellington at the moment,
但我為了事業犧牲了一切 but I have sacrificed everything for my career...
我的家庭 人際關係 我的生活 my family, relationships, my life...
請原諒我拒絕成為 so forgive me if I refuse to be
從獲得皮博迪獎淪落到 the laughingstock who went from winning a Peabody
報道名人八卦的笑柄 to covering celebrity man caves.
這是我的機會 This is my chance,
比我預想的還要好 and it's working out better than I ever could have hoped.
是的，這也是一種看法 Yeah, it's one way of looking at it.
呃 Err!
塞巴斯蒂安 Sebastian.
梅森・佩提斯，我們接到了CDI你老闆的電話 Mason Pettits, we got a call from your boss at CDI.
聽說你需要搭便車 Heard you needed a lift.
是的，很需要 Yeah, we sure do.
預計兩分鐘後到達 Got an ETA of two minutes for you.
有地方讓我們降落嗎？ Got a spot where I can set the bird down?
是的，我們正朝空地走去 Yeah, we're headed towards the clearing right now.
你有我的 GPS 嗎？ Uh, you got my GPS?
我們正直奔它而去 We're heading straight for it.
你們來得不夠快 我們就在這裡等著呢 You can't get here fast enough. We'll be standing by.
好的 坐好了 再過幾分鐘就有人來接我們了 OK. Sit tight. We're getting picked up in a few minutes.
你確定我們不能留下嗎？ Are you sure we can't stay?
哦，我確定 Oh, I'm sure.
帶你越過邊境 Get you picked up across the border.
你可以找一家提供免費Wi-Fi的星巴克 或者別的 You'll find a Starbucks with free Wi-Fi or something,
來發表你的報道 break your story from there.
真的確定嗎？ Sure sure?
死了就拿不到皮博迪獎了 You can't get a Peabody if you're dead.
韋內加斯怎麼樣？你覺得他會沒事嗎？ What about Venegas? You think he'll be OK?
我才不管什麼韋內加斯！ I don't give a shit about Venegas!
你和他有什麼糾葛嗎？ What is your deal with him?
我現在都能聞到免費無線網絡的味道了 I can smell the free Wi-Fi now.
不好 Not good.
快跑！快跑！ －什麼？ Run! Run! - What?!
來吧 Come on.
你在開玩笑嗎？ Are you kidding me?
面對現實吧！ Embrace the suck!
還在為報道一場政變而興奮嗎？ Still excited to cover a coup?
老實說越來越不想了 －是嗎 Less and less honestly. - Yeah.
媽的 他還準備再來一輪 Shit! He's going for another round.
別動 Stay put.
告訴我你拍到了 Tell me you got that.
快跑！ Run!
梅森？ Mason?
不是梅森 Oh. Not Mason.
因為躲在樹里是個好主意 Because hiding in a tree is such a good idea.
咦？ Huh!
你還好嗎？ Are you OK?
我很好 Yeah. I'm good.
您需要幫助嗎？ Do you need help?
你還好嗎？ You good? Ugh.
突然間，我很高興雇你跟著我了 Suddenly, I'm very glad I paid you to tag along.
梅森 Mason!
韋內加斯在哪裡？ Where is Venegas?
我在這呢 I'm here.
媽的 Puta!
哦 惠靈頓小姐 我...我很抱歉 Oh. Miss Wellington, I am... I am so sorry
搞的一團糟 for the mess that I have made.
謝謝 Thank you.
你從哪裡來的？ Where did you come from?
從那棵樹後面 From behind that tree.
我不是問你這個 Not literally.
這手炮從哪裡搞的？ What's up with the hand cannon?
胡安妮塔？ Juanita?
是的 Yeah.
韋內加斯要是連一把大槍都沒有 What kind of ego maniacal psycho dictator
還能當什麼自大狂的神經病獨裁者？ would Venegas be if he didn't have a big gun?
有道理 Point taken.
感謝您的幫助 Thank you for your help.
不客氣 佩提斯先生 You're welcome, Mr. Pettits.
科霍斯特上校 Colonel Koehorst.
巴斯克斯將軍 General Vásquez,
我的客戶非常失望 my clients are very disappointed that
你叔叔還活著，還在製造麻煩 your uncle is still alive and causing trouble.
看來你們的人 It would appear that your men likewise
同樣沒能殺死我的叔叔 failed to kill my uncle.
顯然我們的計劃 開局不順 Certainly our arrangement's off to a shaky start.
我的客戶需要得到以下保證 My clients need assurance that
他們在貴國的投資依然安全 their investment in your country remains secure.
清楚了嗎？ Is that clear?
是的 Yes.
很好 Good.
謝謝 Thank you.
寧可一人死，不願千人亡 Better one man dies instead of a thousand.
謝謝 Thanks.
這真是...太棒了 Well, this is just... awesome.
是啊 Yeah.
你是怎麼受傷的？ So how'd you get wounded?
你的背 我看你一直在捂著 Your back. Saw you've been favoring it.
上帝啊，我很抱歉，在我們 God, I'm sorry for trying to have
隨時都可能喪命的叢林中 a human moment with you in the middle of a jungle
我還想和你共度一段人性的時光 where we could die at any second.
我以前執行的任務出了問題 Mission I was on went sideways a while back.
我受傷了 我的背傷到了 I got injured. My back hurts.
是在這裡發生的嗎？ Did that happen here?
是啊 Yeah.
最後一次任務 It was my last mission.
你是結婚了...還是離婚了？ And so you're married... or were married?
戒指的事我不太明白 I didn't quite follow with the ring thing.
呵 Heh.
已婚 Yes.
現在可能已經要離了 Probably separated by now.
我只是更擅長參與行動 I was just way better at being an operator
比起過過小日子 than I am at normal, day-to-day life.
我受傷以後，我就退出了 Then I got hurt, then I got out,
然後我就糟糕透了 and then I just sucked.
我很低落 I got low.
我花了很多年才想明白如何成為一名律師 Took me years to figure out how to become a lawyer.
等等，你是律師？ Wait. You're a lawyer?
是啊 如假包換 Yeah. Officially.
通過了律師資格考試，全9分 Passed the Bar, whole 9.
我以為這會讓我感覺更正常 Thought it would make me feel more normal.
事實證明，這只會讓我更厭惡我自己 Turns out it just made me hate myself more.
所以你進入了私人保安行業？ So you got into private security?
是啊 Yeah.
你這樣做有多久了？ How long you been doing that now?
呃，這是什麼，5... Uh, it's what, 5...
4...3天？ 4... 3 days?
什麼？CDI 說你是他們最好的 What? CDI said you were their best.
你看到我乾掉了一架直升機 You saw me take out a helicopter.
我的意思是，你的錢花得很值，對吧？ I mean, I think you got your money's worth, right?
對吧 那個 I mean, come on. That was...
太酷了 that was pretty cool.
太他媽酷了 That was pretty damn cool.
我們應該繞過去 Uh, we should go around.
那多沒禮貌啊？ How rude would that be?
這可能並不安全 It probably isn't safe.
非常安全 It's very safe.
歡迎來到薩布麗娜，我的家 Welcome to Sabrina, my home.
克萊爾，梅森 Claire, Mason,
這是我的老朋友埃內斯托-桑多瓦爾 this is my oldest friend Ernesto Sandoval.
他是這個村子的村長 He is the leader of this village.
這是我的榮幸 It's an honor.
你比電視上漂亮多了 You're much more beautiful than on TV.
綠巨人 The Hulk.
綠巨人讓我害怕 The Hulk scares me.
他說了什麼？ What did he say?
什麼笑話吧 我猜 Something funny, I guess.
這是佩皮諾 This is Pepino.
他是村長的女婿 He is the, the son-in-law of the chief.
他明天會送我們進城 He will give us a ride into town tomorrow.
明天？ Tomorrow?
是的，梅森 Yes, Mason.
沒有人敢在夜間 Nobody travels in this region
在這個地區出門 of the country at night.
甚至連雇傭兵都不行 Not even mercenaries.
把它當成稍事休息 Consider it a chance to rest
和洗去血跡的機會 and wash off the blood.
好的 OK.
天啊 Oh, my God!
哈哈哈！ Ha ha ha!
我只是... I just...
我沒有... I didn't...
什麼也沒看見 didn't see anything.
呼！ Whew!
哦 Oh.
很漂亮的紋身，女人 Nice ink, woman.
給我留下深刻印象 佩提斯先生 Color me impressed, Mr. Pettits.
一點也不嬌小 Not petite at all.
我們可以開始採訪了嗎？ Shall we do the interview?
那你還想讓我做什麼？ So what do you want me to do again?
只是簡單的按兩次 Just a standard two-shot.
在基礎訓練中可沒學到這些 Didn't exactly learn that in basic training.
只要確保我倆都在畫面里就行 Just make sure we're both in the frame.
可以開始了嗎？ Shall we begin?
請吧 Please.
好的 讓我... OK. Let me just...
開拍了嗎？ We're rolling?
嗯，是啊 Uh, yeah
韋內加斯總統，感謝您向我講述 President Venegas, thank you for speaking to me
過去 12 小時內發生的事件 about the events that have transpired over the past 12 hours.
我真的很珍惜這次 I truly appreciate the opportunity
與你交談的機會 of speaking with you.
世界很快就會知道，今天上午 The world will soon learn that earlier
早些時候，您在一場 this morning you survived an assassination attempt
導致你的整個安全團隊死亡的 that resulted in the deaths
暗殺行動中幸免於難 of your entire security team.
很遺憾，是的 Sadly, yes.
你認為誰是這場未遂政變的幕後黑手？ Who do you think is behind this attempted coup?
長期以來，我們的土地及其礦產資源 Our land and its mineral resources have been exploited
一直在被外人開採 by outsiders for a very long time,
而這些外來者多年來一直在 and it is no secret that these outsiders
支持著我的總統職位 have propped up my presidency for many years
而我卻背棄了我的人民 這也不是什麼秘密 while I turned my back on my people.
中情局 特種空勤團，他們只是用來 The CIA, the SAS, they're only a tool
影響像我這種國家像我這種領導人的工具 to influence leaders like me in countries like mine,
但真正的權力一直掌握在首席執行官和股東們的手中 but the real power has always been in the hands
他們從我們的自然資源中賺取了數十億美元 of CEOs and shareholders that make billions
而我們的人民卻被剝削了 out of our natural resources on the back of my people.
就是說，這些公司才是企圖謀殺你的幕後黑手？ So the corporations were behind the attempt on your life?
當時我也在場 襲擊者看起來似乎是 I was with you. The attackers seemed like
職業軍人 professional soldiers.
這些人什麼買不到，克萊爾？ What can't these people buy, Claire?
你覺得企圖暗殺很可怕嗎？ You think an assassination attempt is scary?
試著告訴一家全球能源公司的首席執行官 Try telling the CEO of a global energy company
去操他媽吧，然後看著你的貨幣 to go fuck his mother and watch your currency drop
在電話會議結束時下跌 70% 70% by the end of the conference call.
帕爾多尼亞獲得了第二次機會 Paldoñia has been blessed with a second chance.
我手裡拿的是鑭系元素 In my fists are lanthanides,
稀土金屬 是製造每一項新技術的核心成分 rare earth metals that are the core component
比如手機、平板電腦、 for every new technology, cell phones, tablets,
電動汽車、核磁共振成像儀 electric cars, MRI machines.
這些公司，他們想以微不足道的價格 These corporations, they want to exploit
來開採我們的新資源 our new resource by a pittance of what it's worth,
我已經告訴他們，我不會允許的 and I have told them that I will not allow it,
這就是為什麼他們要殺我 which is why they're trying to kill me.
帕爾多尼亞將成為這種世界上 Paldoñia will become the number one provider
最珍貴的金屬的頭號供應商 of the world's most precious metal.
我的承諾和我的遺產是 My promise, and my legacy
這些金屬所帶來的財富 is that wealth from these metals
將完全用於投資 will be invested solely and exclusively
讓帕爾多尼亞的人民富裕起來 to enrich the people of Paldonia.
帕爾多尼亞萬歲 Long Live Paldonia!
你的文章真不錯 Quite a puff piece you got here.
是啊 Yeah.
就在橋上 他們來了 The bridge. Here they come.
你還記得嗎？ Do you remember that?
你回來了 叭叭叭 拿著那個 You come back. Ba ba ba ba! Take that!
對不對？ Right?
我告訴你 I'm telling you.
你救了我的命 You saved my life.
令人印象深刻 Very impressive.
喔 Whoo!
再來點，再來點 Más, más.
跳的真好 漂亮 Bravo! Bravo!
你不必睡在椅子上 梅森 Y-you don't have to sleep in a chair, Mason.
我睡過更糟的 I've slept in worse.
想玩一個看誰先搶到床的遊戲嗎？ Want to play a game to see who gets the bed?
好的 如果你知道這是什麼 OK. If you know what this is,
我會有麻煩的 I'm gonna be in trouble.
那是曼陀羅 That's a mandala.
我猜你是在印度紋的 I'm guessing you got it in India,
工作旅行 work trip.
好吧 OK.
好的 OK.
這是拉丁語 This is Latin.
她用自己的翅膀飛翔 She flies with her own wings.
這是拉丁語？它... That's Latin? It, um...
嗯...很酷 ahem... it's cool.
是的，我幾年前紋的 Yeah. I got it a few years ago
提醒自己一切都會好起來的 as a reminder that everything's gonna work out fine.
你咋還需要提醒呢 And why would you need that reminder,
帶著一個沒有經驗的保鏢 aside from being here with an inexperienced bodyguard
還被雇傭兵追殺 and being hunted by mercenaries?
停下 Stop.
嗯...呵 Um... heh.
你能看到嗎？ Can you see that?
是的 無政府狀態？ Yep. Uh, anarchy?
怎麼，你不相信任何形式的政府嗎？ What, do you not believe in any form of government?
我十幾歲的時候是不相信 I didn't when I was a teenager.
我非常叛逆 I was very rebellious.
我看得出來 I can buy that.
嗯 這讓我投身於新聞行業 Hmm. It got me into journalism,
你知道，對抗權力 you know, confronting power,
與政府鬥爭，以查明真相 fighting governments to get to the truth.
何樂而不為呢？ What's not to love?
是啊，是啊。當然 Yeah, yeah. Of course.
所以，不管你怎麼想 So whatever you thought,
我來這裡是為了 I came here for the chance
有機會與獨裁者對峙 to confront a dictator
讓權力承擔責任 and hold power to account.
這就是我來這裡的原因 That's why I came here.
不是為了輓救我的事業 Not for my career.
也許對我的職業生涯是有點影響 Maybe a little bit for my career.
現在，你跟我說說 Now, you tell me something.
晚安 Good night.
你喜歡這個嗎？ Are you enjoying this?
我只是在做我的工作 I'm just doing my job.
我也是 我也是 Yeah. Me, too.
我...我不能 I c... I can't... I can't.
你還愛她 You still love her.
是啊 Yeah.
時機，對嗎？ Timing, right?
是啊 最糟糕的時候 Yeah. The worst.
晚安 佩提斯先生 Good night, Mr. Pettits.
晚安 惠靈頓小姐 Good night, Miss Wellington.
早上好 Morning.
我們得走了 Yo. We got to go.
呵 Heh.
啊 你還是不讓我去 Aww. You're still not gonna let me go
聖地亞哥港講這個故事，嗯？ to Puerto Santiago to tell this story, huh?
當然不行 你得到了你的獨家新聞 That's a negative. You got your exclusive.
我們把你帶到安全的地方，你就可以報道了 We get you to safety, you break your story.
你覺得我的故事夠精彩嗎？ Do you think I have enough of a story?
我的意思是，不錯，我讓韋內加斯講述了他的一面， I mean, yes, I have Venegas telling his side,
但這仍可能被當作 but it could still be dismissed as the rantings
一個獨裁者試圖解釋 of a dictator trying to explain away
民眾起義的咆哮 a popular revolt.
說的沒錯 That is true.
這個世界一直對我國 The world has always been largely apathetic
漠不關心 towards my country.
這對很多人都有好處，除了我國人民 That has served many well but not my people.
這就是為什麼今天我要去聖地亞哥港 That is why today I am going to Puerto Santiago
為了我國人民的未來 for the future of my people.
非常鼓舞人心。我卻只想 Very inspiring. I'm just gonna move
把拯救人民的妄想放到次要位置 the delusions of saving your people to the back burner
而不是讓我們送命放到首要位置 and not getting us killed to the front burner.
你為什麼在這裡，梅森？ Why are you here, Mason?
什麼？ What?
你為什麼來帕爾多尼亞？ Yes. Why are you here in Paldoñia?
為了她為了保護她 For her. To protect her.
真的嗎？這就是你來這裡的原因？ Really? That's why you think you're here?
嗯 對於一個這樣憤世嫉俗的人來說 Hmm. For such a cynical man,
你太天真了，梅森 you are hopelessly naive, Mason.
在這麼多地方中，你被派到了這裡 Out of all places, you were sent here.
問題是為什麼，梅森 The question is why, Mason.
是梅森 Yo. It's Mason.
梅斯 你還好嗎 我嚇壞了 Mace. Are you OK? I'm freaking out here.
是啊 什麼情況 兄弟？ Yeah. What's the story, bro?
你派我來這裡，是因為你以為我會復仇 You sent me down here because you thought I'd roll over?
也許我太糟糕了會應付不了他？ Maybe I was too big of a mess to handle it?
因為我 欠了兄弟們很多 Because I, like, owned a bunch of these dudes.
你在說什麼？ What are you talking about?
別這樣 Come on, man.
你真的想讓我相信你是隨便派我 You really gonna try to convince me you sent me
到這裡來見那個殺了我們一半朋友的人的 down here randomly to meet the guy who killed half our friends,
巧合的是，我一到這裡 and then the day I get here, by coincidence,
就有一群南非人發動了政變？ there's a coup with a bunch of South Africans?
本來想得挺美的 It should be great.
梅斯，不是你想的那樣，好嗎？ Mace, it's not what you think, all right?
深呼吸 Just breathe.
我拿你當親兄弟看待的 I love you like a brother.
我唯一想不通的是，你為什麼要派我來？ Yeah? The only thing I can't figure out is why you needed me down here.
他們本來想讓你處理掉他的 They wanted you to dispose of him.
殺了韋內加斯？ Kill Venegas?
在他的牧場 At his ranch.
他的一個保鏢要給你一把槍 One of his bodyguards was gonna get you a gun,
把你偷偷帶進他的臥室 sneak you into his bedroom.
是的，但為什麼是我？ Yeah, but why me?
我以為乾掉那個殺了我們兄弟的傢伙 I thought it'd be a gift to take out the guy
會是個禮物 who killed our brothers,
但顯然他的侄子認為韋內加斯 but apparently his nephew thought Venegas
產生了懷疑，所以他搶了先機 was hip to it, and he jumped the gun.
我絕不會派你去那裡 I never would've sent you down there
如果我認為會發生政變的話 if I thought there was gonna be a coup.
塞布，你什麼時候開始變得這麼瘋狂的？ Seb, what kind of insanity have you gotten yourself into?
你看 安全合同 Look. Security contracting,
你要和一些不懷好意的人打交道 you deal with some shady people.
有些東西會傳染給你 Some of it rubs off on you.
這些人是誰？誰給你付的錢？ Who are these people? Who paid you?
南非人也是承包商 The South Africans are contractors, too.
惠靈頓要去採訪時，他們找到了我 They approached me when the Wellington interview happened.
他們...他們...他們代表那些想要控制... They... they... they rep people who want to take control of the...
鑭系元素 The lanthanides.
對 Right.
梅斯，有一個簡單的解決辦法 Mace, there's an easy fix here.
給韋內加斯一槍 Put a bullet in Venegas.
為了我們失去的兄弟 Do it for the guys we lost.
為了他的國家 Do it for his country.
為了這個世界 Do it for the world.
梅斯？ Mace? Ma...
餵？ Hello?
親愛的？ Honey?
嗨，爸爸 Hi, Daddy.
嘿，呃... Hey. Uh...
嘿我...我只是想告訴你 hey. I, um... I just wanted to tell you
我非常愛你和媽媽 that I love you and Mommy so much.
我也愛你，爸爸 I love you too, Daddy.
爸爸，媽媽很傷心 Daddy, Mommy is sad.
你該回家了 You should come home.
是啊 是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
我保證很快就回家 I... I promise I'll be home soon.
媽媽在嗎？ Hey. Is... is Mommy there?
你現在能讓媽媽接電話嗎？ Can you put Mom on the phone now?
好吧，但她告訴奶奶 OK, but she told Grandma that she doesn't
在你振作起來之前 want to talk to you again until you get
她不想再和你說話了 your shit together.
讓媽媽聽電話 親愛的 Just put mom on the phone, sweetheart.
媽媽 爸爸的電話 Mommy! Daddy's on the phone.
好了，親愛的你去準備吧 OK, honey. You go get ready.
好的 OK.
梅森？ Mason?
嘿 Hey.
你在哪裡？ Where are you?
我在店裡 在給凱西買點東西 I'm just in a shop getting Casey something.
聽著 嗯... Listen. Um...
我只想說聲謝謝 I just wanted to say thank you
謝謝你陪我走過這一切 for sticking with me through all this
我非常愛你 and that I love you very much.
哦 好的 我是說 你有點嚇到我了 Oh. OK. I mean, you're kind of scaring me,
突然這樣說 uh, with that.
不 不 這是...別擔心 別擔心 No, no. It's, it's... don't worry. Don't worry.
我愛你 I love you.
我也非常愛你 I... I love you, too, so much.
回家吧 平平安安地 Please just come home in one piece.
我這就去 好的 I'm on my way. OK.
感謝上帝 Thank God for that.
所以，當你走到這... So as you walk to this...
好吧 我要甩一甩裙子 好的 All right. I'll use some of the skirt. Yes.
你就在這裡就位 You walk into position right here,
然後你就像 and then you go like
梅森？ Mason?
嘿 Hey.
我們今晚就去邊境 We're heading for the border tonight.
什麼？什麼？ What? What?
我們要走了，就這樣吧 We're leaving, and that's that.
不，不，等等 No, no. Wait.
別給我理由 Don't give me a reason.
韋內加斯在哪裡？ Where's Venegas?
韋內加斯 Venegas!
老兄，別再跟蹤我們了 Dude, stop following us already.
我可以這樣說你 I could say the same thing to you,
但我更有禮貌 but I have much better manners.
我朋友有車 來吧 Mi amigo has a car. Come on!
我說，韋內加斯總統在哪裡？ I said, Where is President Venegas?
我說 I said,
韋內加斯總統在哪裡？ Where is President Venegas?
內斯托-桑多瓦爾 Nesto Sandoval.
韋內加斯總統在哪裡？ Where is President Venegas?
這是你的車？ This is your car?
是的，先生 Sí señor.
看起來並不快 It doesn't look very fast.
我們該拿這東西怎麼辦？ What are we gonna do with this thing?
等等，等等 Wait, wait, wait. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
讓他去吧 Let him go.
這是唯一的出路 It's the only way out of this.
如果他們在這裡殺了他，他們要殺了 If they kill him here, they kill every person
這個村子所有人 in this village.
我恨你 I hate you.
嘿！ Hey!
您要找韋內加斯？ You're looking for Venegas?
韋內加斯在這！ Here is Venegas!
嗯...你會騎馬嗎？ Um... Can you ride?
我能搞定 I'll manage.
好的 All right.
好的 等一下 OK. Hold on.
好的 OK.
哦 Oh.
上馬 Get on.
什麼？ What?
上馬 Get on!
不 不 我非常怕馬 No, no! I am very afraid of horses.
你有一半的照片都是騎在馬背上的 Half of your pictures are on horses.
用 Photoshop 合成的 It was Photoshopped.
好吧，好吧 OK. OK.
我們走吧 Let's go!
好的 OK.
來吧！ come on!
哦，上帝啊 Oh, God!
抓住我的腰 Hold onto my waist!
這一點也不奇怪 This isn't weird at all.
我們走 殺了他們 Let's go! kill them now!
抓緊了 Hang tight!
克萊爾，這邊 Claire, this way!
等等！ Wait, wait, wait!
克萊爾 跟我來 Claire, follow me!
Aah!
抓緊 Hang on!
待在那兒 待在那兒 Stay there. Stay there.
不要動 Do not move.
起來 過來 過來 Get up. Come here. Come here.
不要動 Stay still.
你好，惠靈頓小姐 Hello, Miss Wellington.
我可以叫你克萊爾嗎？ May I call you Claire?
克萊爾在哪？ Where's Claire?
她就在我們後面 She was right behind us.
哦 Oh.
別擔心 Don't worry.
如果我還活著，他們就不會傷害她 They won't hurt her if I'm still alive.
看來我要去聖地亞哥港了 Looks like I'm going to Puerto Santiago.
好極了 Excellent!
所以你收錢去發動私人戰爭？ So you take money to make private wars?
那是什麼感覺？ What's that like?
你為什麼不問問你的綠色貝雷帽？ Why don't you ask your Green Beret?
我也想，但我好像被雇傭兵綁架了 I would, but I seem to have been kidnapped by mercenaries.
親愛的，我們剛剛把你從這個大陸有史以來 Sweetheart, we just saved you from the worst dictator
最糟糕的獨裁者手中救了出來 this continent has ever seen.
我想，在你向我開槍的時候 I guess I missed the chivalry while you were
我錯過了騎士精神 shooting at me.
我們瞄准的是他 We were shooting at him.
我們小隊代表的是 Our group has been contracted on behalf
帕爾多尼亞人民 of the people of Paldoñia.
你是說，一場由企業陰謀主導的 You mean, a corporate-backed coup
主權國家政變？ of a sovereign nation?
要知道，大多數記者 You know, most journalists cause
只會製造混亂和狂熱 chaos and frenzy but have no idea
但卻對實際情況一無所知 what's actually going on.
我們在這裡是為了給複雜的局勢 We are here to bring stability and peace
帶來穩定與和平 to a complicated situation.
你真的認為你的報道 You really think that your reporting
能改變當權者的意志？ can change the will of the powerful?
這聽起來可能有點瘋狂，但我確實是這麼認為的 This might sound crazy, but, yes, I do.
這也是工作的一部分 Kind of part of the gig.
聽起來確實不錯 It certainly sounds nice,
我希望你是對的 克萊爾 and I wish you were right, Claire.
真的 I really do.
不幸的是，人們是愚蠢的 Unfortunately, people are foolish.
人們只想要誠實 People just want honesty.
他們不知道自己想要什麼 They don't know what they want.
他們看不到重點 They can't see what matters.
他們需要照顧 They need looking after.
那麼，什麼才是最重要的？ So what matters?
重要的是力量 What matters is power.
你可以控制它利用它 You can hold it and use it.
誰在利用你？ And who's using you?
克萊爾，當然是那些不喜歡 Well, Claire, certainly people who don't like
你在做的事的人 what you're doing.
他們根本不把記者放在眼裡 They don't give a rat's ass about journalists.
還有多遠？ How much further?
我們快到了 We're almost there.
就在山脊那邊 It's just over the ridge.
你唱什麼？ What's with the singing, man?
你注意到了嗎？ You noticed?
我相信，當一個人遇到危險時 Well, I believe that when one encounters danger,
你應該對著它唱 you should sing to it.
你想試試嗎？ You care to try?
不太會唱歌 Not much of a singer.
也不怎麼會跳舞 Not much of a dancer either.
你不怕時不時 You're not afraid of a big belly laugh
笑背過氣去 啊 every now and again, huh?
當然不怕 Oh. Of course not.
我認為，人應該始終不要忘記歡笑 I believe that one should always remember to laugh.
我知道我為什麼會在這裡了 Well, I found out why I'm here.
哦 Oh.
他們想讓我殺了你 They wanted me to kill you.
這就說得通了 That makes sense.
有嗎？ It does?
當然了 Of course.
你怪我擊落了你們的直升機 You blame me for shooting down your helicopter,
為你朋友的死，為你此後悲催的生活 for your friends dying, for your life ever since.
然後我已故的保鏢曼努埃爾要給你一把槍 Then my late bodyguard Manuel gives you a gun
並帶你進入我的臥室 and lets you into my bedroom.
等等，你知道這件事？ Wait. You knew about that?
我不是靠一無所知 I don't stay in power
來掌權的 梅森 by not knowing things, Mason.
我真不擅長當獨裁者 I'd be so bad at being a dictator.
不，你會做得很好的 No. You'd be great at it.
就是不斷地練習 It's just practice.
不過，我有一件重要的事情要告訴你 There is something important I need to tell you, though.
我沒有擊落你的直升機 I didn't shoot down your helicopter.
算了吧，夥計 Come on, man.
我當然知道不是你親手乾的 I know you didn't personally.
這是友軍誤傷 It was friendly fire.
你真的認為我們擊落一架直升機 Do you really think we can stop an American invasion
就能阻止美國入侵嗎？ by shooting down one helicopter?
我的意思是，當然，我知道你們會來 I mean, of course, I knew you guys were coming,
但我無法阻止你 but there was nothing I could do to stop you,
事實上，我正準備乘船逃去古巴 so as a matter of fact, I was getting ready to take a boat to Cuba,
突然，一架直升機被擊落 and suddenly, a helicopter gets shot down,
一切就這樣停止了 and everything stops just like that,
第二天早上，我的一位前贊助人 and the next morning, I get a visit
來拜訪我，告訴我說 from one of my ex-patrons telling me that
下次直升機會安全降落的 the next time the helicopter would land
除非我簽署了一些新的石油租約 unless I signed off some new oil leases,
我當然會這麼做 which of course I did.
我們被人玩了 We were pawns.
你朋友的事我很遺憾，梅森 I am very sorry about your friends, Mason.
這一切都太瘋狂了 It's just crazy how all this is going down
在你同意接受 10 年來的第一次採訪之後 after you agree to do your first interview in 10 years.
所以你才需要克萊爾 Ah. That's why you needed Claire.
在他們把你趕出去 並用一個更聽話的傀儡 You were gonna tell the truth before they could take you out
取代你之前，你必須說出真相 and replace you with somebody more user-friendly.
我們就在這裡過夜吧 We'll stop here for the night,
然後，然後我們就去結束這場鬧劇 and then, then we end the charade.
兄弟，你現在可真要了我的命 Brother, you are killing me right now.
我擔心死你了 I'm worried sick about you.
你還和韋內加斯在一起嗎？ Are you still with Venegas?
對 Yeah.
我和南非人斷絕了關係 I cut ties with the South Africans.
我要讓這事到此為止 I'm gonna make this go away.
老兄，我們得談談 Dude, we need to talk.
謝謝 Gracias.
謝謝 Thanks.
所以我同意了用你換克萊爾 So I agreed to trade you for Claire.
你當然會 Of course you did.
是啊，這是一個... Heh. Yeah, it's a...
我還沒有完全考慮清楚的一招，但是... move I haven't totally thought through, but...
我能用一下您的電話嗎？ May I please use your phone?
為了什麼？ For what?
我要給我信任的人打電話 I am going to call someone I trust.
愛德華多-拉瓦托 Eduardo Lavato.
他是誰？ Who's that?
他是我的老朋友 He's an old friend
以及反對黨的幕後主腦 and the shadow leader of the opposition party, too.
他非常足智多謀 He's very resourceful.
梅森，能請你坐下來 Mason, please, will you sit down and enjoy
和我一起品嘗濃咖啡？ a cup of espresso with me?
這是帕爾多尼亞最好的一家，是吧？ It's the best one in Paldoñia, huh?
這是一個愚蠢的想法 This is a stupid idea.
謝謝你，親愛的 Gracias, amor.
這句話怎麼說來著？ What is that saying?
和朋友要更近 Keep your friends close,
和敵人要更親近 keep your enemies closer.
是的，它出自「教父」 Yes it's from"The Go"... it's from"The Godfather."
美國確實孕育了一些美妙的文化，你同意嗎？ America does produce some wonderful culture, don't you agree?
老朋友 哈哈哈 Papi. Ha ha ha!
－你還活著 老朋友 －我還活著 - You're alive Papi! - I am!
很高興見到你 It's good to see you.
襲擊你們的不是我的人 It was not my men who attacked you.
我知道，我知道 I know, I know.
－濃咖啡？ －當然 - Espresso? - Naturally.
你是誰？ Who is this?
這是我的美國新朋友梅森-佩提斯 This is my new American friend Mason Pettits,
他很擔心你 and he's very worried about you.
美國朋友？ An American friend?
你真的跌入谷底了 You really have hit bottom.
啊 坐下 坐下 Ah. Sit down. Sit down.
你知道我們 Did you know we went
一起上的中學？ to secondary school together?
耶穌會士 耶穌會士 Jesuits. Jesuits.
我可以告訴你 And I could tell you something.
他們沒有讓我們逃脫任何懲罰 They did not let us get away with anything.
半點都沒有 Nada. Hmm?
太好吃了 This is delicious.
那就告訴我吧 So do tell.
人民工人黨 What can the People's Worker Party
和/或帕爾多尼亞武裝革命陣線 and/or The Armed Revolutionary Front
今天能為您做些什麼？ of Paldoñia do for you today?
只是一個小忙，我的朋友 Just a petite favor, my friend.
所以，呃，我得問問 So, uh, I got to ask.
為什麼要和一個天天罵我是小偷和屠夫 Why have an espresso with a man who calls me
還時不時在市中心放炸彈的人 a thief and a butcher on a daily basis
一起喝咖啡嗎？ and every so often lets off a bomb downtown?
是啊 是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
朋友，感知就是現實 Well, perception is reality, my friend.
我付錢給拉瓦托和他的抵抗力量 I pay Lavato and his resistance.
每隔幾個月，我就讓他們炸掉一輛車 Every couple of months, I let them blow up a car,
燒毀一棟建築，組織一隊大篷車 burn down a building, staging a caravan.
這就像...這就像一個蒸汽閥門，你知道嗎？ It's like... it's like a steam valve, you know?
釋放壓力 Lets off pressure.
然後我打擊他們，讓每個人都知道 And then I crack down on them so everybody knows
他們需要韋內加斯發號施令？ they need Venegas to give order, huh?
我的叔公，他... My granduncle, he...
被你推翻的那個叔公？ Your granduncle you overthrew?
是的 就是那個 他一直不明白這一點 Yes, that one. He never understood this.
把一切都看成是針對他個人的 Took everything personally.
當然，這反噬了他 Of course, it backfired on him.
等等 So wait.
所以你...你收買了革命黨？ So you... you bought the revolution?
更簡單得多，也更便宜 Much simpler and a lot of cheaper.
就像你們美國人喜歡說的那樣 It's like you Americans like to say,
雙贏 A win-win.
你應該看看愛德華多的游泳池 哦 You should see Eduardo's pool. Oh!
讓她待在那裡 Keep her there.
科霍斯特上校？ Colonel Koehorst?
前南非特種空勤團 Former South African SAS.
三十二營 Three-two Battalion.
美國陸軍特種部隊？ U.S. Army Special Forces?
我？我是個律師 Me? I'm a lawyer.
對不起 名片用完了 Sorry. All out of business cards.
你這樣做真是厚顏無恥 Pretty brazen thing you're doing here,
佔領一個主權國家 taking over a sovereign nation.
主權？ Sovereign?
當一切都結束時，沒有人會對 When all's said and done, no one's gonna have
我們在這裡做的事情有任何意見 a problem with what we're doing here.
帕爾多尼亞人可能會 The people of Paldoñia might.
他們不會發現任何不一樣 They won't know the difference.
維持現狀，我的朋友 Status quo, my friend.
佩提斯中士，你應該做好你該做的 You should have done what was expected, Sergeant Pettits.
不 我絕不會碰他半根指頭 Nah. I would have never gotten near him.
你看，韋內加斯早就知道大事不妙了 You see, Venegas knew it was going down.
你會驚訝於他所知道的一切 You'd be surprised what that guy knows actually.
他很聰明，衣品也不錯 Sharp dude, great dresser.
那我們還要交換嗎？ Are we doing this then?
開始吧 Let's do it.
把公主帶下車 Bring the princess out of the car.
你該交出韋內加斯 Time for you to hand over Venegas
然後滾出這個國家了 and piss off out of the country.
如果你 5 秒內還不交人 If you don't do that in 5 seconds,
我就在你面前殺了你的委託人 I'm going to kill your client in front of you.
1...
2, 3, 4...
好的 OK. OK.
好的！ OK!
快走 Move!
走，走，走 Go, go, go!
那是什麼？ What was that?
那是我的人民，克萊爾 That was my people, Claire, huh?
現在，我要向我的人民傳達一個信息 Now I give my people a message,
你來和全世界分享 and you share it with the world.
好極了 我們開始吧 Great. Let's get started.
我可以通過「臭名昭著日報」進行直播 I... I can live feed it through Infamous Daily.
哦，不 Oh, no,no.
我不能在這裡傳達如此重要的信息 I cannot deliver such an important message from here.
我們必須在我的宮殿里進行 We have to do it from my palace
由我的侄子站在我身邊 with my nephew by my side.
什麼？我們直接走上前去 Come on. What, do we just go up
然後敲開大門？不行 and knock on the front door? No.
還有另外一條路 There is another way.
哦 小心你的頭 好嗎？ Oh. Watch your head there, OK?
這是我用來逃跑的隧道 This is the tunnel I used to escape
當他們 8 年前想要殺我的時候 when they tried to kill me 8 years ago.
你確定這條隧道沒有守衛？ Are you sure this tunnel isn't guarded?
當然確定！ Absolutely!
所有知道這件事的人現在都死了 All the people who know about it are dead now.
那其他幾次他們想殺你呢？ What about the other times they tried to kill you?
哦，都是不同的死人 Oh, that's different dead people.
我們走吧 Let's go.
不 謝謝 我不是來傷害你的 No, thank you. I am not here to hurt you.
沒關係 It's OK.
這些是我的美國朋友 These are my American friends.
他們是來幫忙的 They are here to help.
這個女人在做什麼？ What is this woman doing?
我要向全世界直播 I'm live streaming this to the entire world.
聽我說 Listen to me.
當你對他們不再有用時 When you are no longer useful to them,
他們就會殺了你 they are going to kill you.
帕爾多尼亞值得擁有更美好的未來 Paldoñia deserves a better future,
而不是被大公司操縱 not one controlled by corporations.
我們...我們不必再做怪物了 We... we don't have to be monsters anymore.
好嗎，對 Yes. Yes.
對了，對了 Yes. Yes.
你一直是我的最喜歡的 You've always been my favorite.
馬丁內斯將軍 General Martínez.
總統先生 El Presidente.
活蹦亂跳 Alive and kicking!
原來如此 So I see.
你還好嗎？ You good?
是啊 Yeah.
我沒事 我沒事 Yeah. I'm OK.
看 看 Look. Look.
美第奇防彈服 Bulletproof suit from Medici.
我應該給你做一個 I should have one made for you.
豪爾赫 豪爾赫 Jorge. Jorge.
你沒事了 你沒事了 You're okay! You're okay!
你沒事的 You're okay!
叔叔... Uncle...
他們殺了...我 They killed... me.
我...對不起 I'm s... I'm sorry.
投降！ Surrender!
士兵們 Soldiers!
我知道你們只是在服從命令 I know you are obeying orders.
我的孩子們 My children...
你不必這樣做 You don't have to do this.
我的兄弟們 My brothers.
你們可以改變這個國家的命運 You can change the destiny of this country.
不是為我 Not for me.
而是為了你們 But for you.
為了你們的母親 For your mothers.
為了你們的父親 For your fathers.
為了你們的孩子 For your children.
這個國家流血太久了 This country has bled for too long.
這種瘋狂必須結束 This madness has to end.
哦，該死 Oh, shit.
現在是戰鬥的時候了... Now is the time to fight...
為這片土地而戰 Fight... for this land.
我的兄弟們 My brothers.
捍衛 Defend
你們的祖國 your homeland.
去吧 Go!
找掩護 Take cover!
壓制火力！ Suppressing fire!
加油 為了帕爾多尼亞 Go! Go for Paldoñia!
嘿！現在不是瞎指揮的時候 Hey! Not the time for coaching.
媽的 Fuck, man!
斯皮爾伯格，你到底在幹什麼？ Spielberg, what the hell are you doing?
－什麼？ －趴下 - What? - Stay down!
好吧 Fine!
走隧道 好嗎 等等 等等 Take the tunnel, OK? Hold on. Hold on.
準備好了嗎？走 Ready? Go, go, go!
跟我來跟我來 Follow me! Follow me!
梅森？ Mason?
快走，快走 Go, go!
你被擊中了 You've been hit.
我沒事 走 I'm fine! Go!
看到了嗎？我沒事 See? I'm fine.
進來吧 我們在這裡很安全 Come in. We're safe here.
這就是我的男人避風塘 This is my man cave.
哦 想喝點什麼嗎？ Oh. You care for a drink?
對，我總是喜歡來杯單一麥芽威士忌 Yeah. I always love a single malt
在乾掉幾個雇傭兵之後 after I kneecap a few mercenaries.
來吧 梅森 接受現實吧 Come on, Mason. Embrace the suck.
啊哦 Uh-oh.
嗯啊！對了 Hmm. Ah! Yes.
這邊走 來吧 This way. Come on.
韋內加斯先生？ Mr. Venegas?
總統先生？ Mr. President?
是的... Yes...
走 Go!
走 Go, go, go!
走，走，走 Go, go, go.
那邊 那邊 That way. That way.
我們必須走那條路 We have to go that way.
哇，哇，哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
趴下好的 Get down. OK.
我們走 我們走 好的 Let's go! Let's go! OK.
準備好了嗎？ Ready?
替我向你的朋友們問好 Say hello to your mates for me.
可惜花了這麼長時間才完成工作 Shame it took so long to finish the job.
你...你殺了我的朋友 You... you killed my friends.
我們有 7 個人 There were 7 of us.
RPG 沒那麼容易瞄准 RPGs aren't that easy to aim.
這只是一份工作，我的朋友 It's just a job, my friend.
嘿 Hey.
你從哪裡學來的？ Where'd you learn that?
喉嚨那招？ The throat thing?
這要感謝我的父親 Thank my dad for that.
我說過我能幫忙 I told you I could help.
我們走吧 Let's go.
梅森 我現在真的需要你的幫助 Mason! I could really use your help right now.
媽的 Shit!
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
什麼？ What?
哦 哦 沒什麼 Oh, oh. Nothing.
繼續拍攝 Keep shooting them.
好的 OK.
來吧 我們走 Come on! Let's go!
跟著我 On me!
走廊盡頭 Down the hall!
嘿，兄弟 Hey, bro!
哈哈！小妞們都喜歡 Ha ha! Chicks Dig It!
這是一個內部笑話 It's an inside joke.
上 Go! Go! Go!
找掩護 Take cover!
來吧 Come on!
抱歉我來晚了，兄弟 Sorry I'm late, brother.
你在開玩笑嗎？ You kidding me?
沒想到我會這麼說 Never thought I'd say this,
但我想向你介紹 but I'd like to introduce you
韋內加斯總統 to President Venegas.
歡迎來到帕爾多尼亞 Welcome to Paldoñia.
很高興見到你... Nice to meet you...
我想是的 I think.
哦！ Oh!
撤退 Retreat!
全世界的目光依然聚焦在帕爾多尼亞身上 The eyes of the world are still fixed on Paldoñia,
政變失敗的餘波仍在繼續 where the fallout from a failed coup continues to play out.
這是一次大膽的戰地新聞行動 In a bold act of guerrilla journalism,
通過八卦網站無恥日報進行直播 using a live stream through gossip site Infamous Daily,
名人記者克萊爾-惠靈頓 celebrity reporter Claire Wellington provided
對這些令人震驚的事件進行了實況報道 on-the-ground coverage of these shocking events.
帕爾多尼亞軍隊被發現捲入了一場與 The Paldoñian military were seen in an intense gun battle
與我們現在所知的一家私營武裝公司的 with members of what we now know to be
激烈槍戰之中 a private military company.
惠靈頓女士還上傳了 Ms. Wellington has also uploaded
對韋內加斯總統的獨家專訪 an exclusive uncut interview with President Venegas,
宣佈了帕爾多尼亞政府體制的 announcing a surprising reversal
驚人逆轉 in the Paldoñian system of government.
我知道作為一名記者 I know as a journalist
我應該保持客觀 I'm supposed to stay objective and all,
但我不得不說，我真的很欽佩你所做的一切 but I have to say I really admire what you're doing.
你知道他們是怎麼說的 Well, you know what they say.
會哭的孩子 The man who touches honey will eventually...
會有糖吃 lick his fingers.
哈哈！ Ha ha!
我真的很感謝你們兩位 I really appreciate you two.
真的 I really do.
你看 世界終於看到了我們 And look. The world is finally seeing us,
這都是因為你，惠靈頓小姐 and it is all because of you, Miss Wellington.
看來你的紋身是對的 Looks like your tattoo was right.
一切都很順利 Everything worked out just fine.
一切順利，多虧了你 Worked out fine, thanks to you.
團隊合作 Team effort.
是的！ Yes!
在正確的時間找到正確的人 The right people at the right time.
是啊 Yeah.
讓我們向世界講述一個故事 Let's go tell a story to the world.
我會跟隨你的腳步 I will follow your lead.
等一下，讓我知道一下 Hold up just one second just so I know.
現在這間屋子里有多少人想殺你？ How many people in this room want to kill you right now?
呃，可能是一半吧 Eh, probably half.
不，超過一半 No, more than half.
啊 我們走 走吧 Ah. Let's go. Come on.
歡迎光臨 Welcome.
從今天起，我不再是帕爾多尼亞的總統 As of today, I am no longer the president of Paldoñia.
過渡政府已經成立 A transitional government has been put in place
直到下一次自由選舉 until the next free elections.
在過渡時期，50 億美元將投資 During this transitional period, $5 billion will be invested
在衛生 教育和基礎設施方面 in health, education, and infrastructure.
這是對帕爾多尼亞人民的投資 This is an investment in the people of Paldoñia.
今天，你將拿回屬於自己的東西 Today, you get back what is rightfully yours,
在未來的歲月里，我們將保護 and for the years to come, we'll protect
並控制這些資源的唯一目的... and control these resources with the sole purpose...
梅森 Mason.
讓這個美麗的國家 Of giving this beautiful nation...
比如，呃，在他不流利的時候跳舞 Like, uh, dancing when he's, like, not fluent.
他簡直... He's literally...
那只是因為 你知道... That's only because you know...
總之，我想教... Anyway, I want to teach...
爸爸 Daddy!
嘿 小甜心 哈哈！ Hey, Worm. Ha ha ha!
再看看這個 And check this out.
你的臉怎麼了？ What happened to your face?
說來話長 It's a long story.
哦 寶貝 我回來了 Oh, baby. Here I am.
完好無損 In one piece.
你要知道，那個讓你想離婚的 Just so you know, that broken man
破碎男人 他在南美洲 you wanted a divorce, he disappeared somewhere
不知去向了 in South America.
我真的希望你能重新考慮一下 I was really hoping you'd reconsider.
啊，你知道嗎？ Ah, you know what?
我想我得去咨詢一下我的律師了 I think I'm gonna have to consult my lawyer.
哦，梅森 Oh, Mason.
我給你送了一個「小」驚喜 謝謝你到帕爾多尼亞來
我只是要...臨時停靠一下 I'm just gonna make a... quick stop.
天啊 Jesus
太棒了 Yes!
就這樣 And just like that,
我看到了令人難以置信的麵包車 I saw an incredible life of minivans,
玩耍聚會和遊樂園的生活 play dates, and amusement parks,
這是我一生中第一次... and for the first time in my entire overachieving life...
不，是那支舞 No! That dance.
我很開心 I was happy.
怎麼了？ What's up?
我們今天就休息一天 What do you say we just take the rest
和家人在一起，怎麼樣？ of the day off and spend it with the family?
喜歡嗎？ Yeah, you like that?
－喜歡 －就這麼辦 - Yeah. - Let's do it.
你真可愛 為什麼？ You're so cute. Why?
我有目標 I had purpose.
他說他不知道我知道 He says he doesn't know that I know.
我想他是知道的 I think he does know.
他在那裡，然後我們就出來了 He was there, and then we came out,
而他，就像，只是傢伙盯著 and he was, like, just dick staring,
這很奇怪，因為，你知道，就像， and it was, like, weird because, you know, like,
你只有2秒鐘，5...最多5秒... you only have 2 seconds, 5... 5 tops...
嗯，因為它...它令人印象深刻 Well, because it's... it's impressive.
盯著男人的雞巴看 To stare at a guy's dick.
你看，它就像一頭自己的野獸 You look at that, it is like a beast of its own.
他...好像...我告訴你... He... it was, like... I'm telling you it was...
這是一條蛇。這是一個怪物 It's a snake. It's a monster.
8 密西西比州 8 Mississippi.
是啊，這是...是啊。好吧 還有什麼？ Yeah, it's... yeah. All right. What else?
你確定自己是一名嚴肅的記者嗎？ Are you a serious journalist for sure?
我肯定是一名嚴肅的記者 I am for sure a serious journalist,
我希望你們能認真對待我 and I would like you to take me seriously.
我不明白為什麼... I don't understand why...
我想...經過剛才的事 我想我能做到 I think... I think I can do that after what just happened.
你沒有不，這很公平 You're not. No, that's fair.
是啊 Yeah.
最多 2-5 秒，老兄 2-5 seconds max, dude.
我仍然感到非常抱歉 I am still very sorry.
我不知道你有這種感覺，但我們可以... I didn't know you felt this way, but we can...
這些是...這些是不成文的規定 Those are... those are unwritten rules
在每個基督教青年會的牆上 on the walls of every YMCA.
上面有房間，我們可以...我們可以把這個... There are rooms up there, We can... we can take this...
每個該死的基督教青年會都有 Every fucking YMCA has something
在浴室里最多盯著小弟弟看 5 秒鐘 in the bathroom about 5 seconds dick staring max.
真的嗎？是啊 Really? Yeah, man.
歡迎來到美國 Welcome to America.
取自《Dex7er》翻译