运动明星娇妻团 前情提要 Previously on "WAGS L.A."
她来了 There she go!
惊喜啊 Surprise!
给你的
你想跟她谈谈吗
我可不想找事儿 I just don’t like the drama.
我不喜欢她跟谁都说 却唯独不跟你说 I just don’t like that she’s talking to everyone else about it but you.
大家好啊 Hi everybody!
嗨*奥特姆
你们俩得谈谈 You guys need to talk about it like you two.
你根本不知情 你都不在场 乱掺和什么 Why are you involved if you don’t know and you weren’t there?
你给我闭嘴 You don’t know what the [BLEEP] you’re talking about.
运动明星娇妻团
第三季 第三集
-你好吗 -很好 How are you?I’m good.
-你好美 -谢谢 谢谢你邀请我 You look so beautiful Thank you, thank you for having me.
-请坐吧 -好的 let’s get you seated right there. Okay perfect.
我认识Maria很多年了 I’ve known Maria for years.
我们还玩过车轮战 应该是... We actually had a tag match together. I want to say --
五年前的摔角狂热大会上 -- 5 years ago at Wrestlemania.
我们性格相似 Our ---- Personalities are very similar.
都很搞怪 都很爱玩 We’re very goofy, we like to have a -- Lot of fun.
感觉我们是灵魂姐妹 I feel like we’re soul sisters.
各位听众 我们的下一位嘉宾是 Guys my next guest is a
模特 女演员 前职业摔跤选手 model actress and former professional wrestler
她在台上的绰号是"甜心凯莉" known by her ring name,Kelly Kelly.
请掌声欢迎我的朋友 她也很大胆哦 芭比-布兰克 Please welcome my friend, she’s got big balls too, Barbie Blake!
耶 Yes.
掌声送给大胆妞儿 Hand for the big balls.
没错 Yes.
我想看看这个屋里谁是最大胆的 I -- I kind of want to see who has the biggest balls in the room right now.
我给各位带了个小礼物 I have brought a little gift for everybody.
蚱蜢 Grasshoppers.
测胆儿咯* Oh the horror.
我要看看谁有胆量 I’m going to see who has the balls.
在我们电台直播吃蚱蜢
我有点紧张 更别说吃了 I’m a little Nervous about these grasshoppers and eating one.
我不想让大家觉得 她人那么... I don’t want people to be like, oh she’s being a little --
贱 她不会吃的 Beeyatch, and she’s not gonna eat this grasshopper.
她以前靠摔跤为生 She used to wrestle for a living,
吃个蚱蜢不算啥吧 she can eat a grasshopper.
-准备好了吗 -好的 Okay ready? Okay.
听啊 Oh listen to it!
-脆脆的啊 -嗯... Crispy. Well...
-很美味吧 -挺好吃的 Delicious, right? They’re really good.
其实没想象的糟糕 Actually the grasshopper wasn’t bad.
好了 我们知道你胆儿很大 So now that we know you have big balls, I want to know,
我和Sean会去摔角狂热大会 Sean and I of course are gonna be at Wrestlemania.
我们会的
你会重返摔角场吗 Do you think you will ever return to the ring?
可能偶尔去玩玩吧 Um, I would come back for like a run.
我上周去维加斯参加了相关节目的录制 I went to a RAW episode in Vegas last week,
我也因此开始问自己 and I got that question so much,
在后台等着 and just even being backstage
听到观众的欢呼声 看到选手们一个个登台 and hearing the crowd and watching everybody walk out,
那是我最怀念的 like that was what I missed the most.
你结婚多久了 And how long have you been married now?
一年了 Um, a year, it’ll be a year.
那这一年里 你和丈夫有过大的争吵吗 Have you guys had like any big fights in this last year?
我丈夫想要孩子 Um, well my husband wants a baby.
某些时候 At some point.
那可能会是我们大吵的原因 So that’s like where I feel like the arguments kind of come in.
有意思 Interesting.
我们结婚后 谢尔登问了 Sine we got married, Sheldon’s asked --
十亿次什么时候要孩子 -- A billion times when we’re gonna have our own babies.
但是现在呢 我只想享受生活 好好工作 But right now I’m just kind of embracing life and work,
不想孩子的事儿 等以后再 and getting it out of my system before I put -- My full,
全心投入到孩子身上 you know, full effort into my baby.
-我爱你 -我也爱你 Love you.
-谢谢 -谢谢 Thank you for coming in. Thank you so much.
谢谢你那么大胆地跟我一起吃蚱蜢 Thanks for having balls and eating grasshoppers with me.
-我们吃蚱蜢的第一次给了彼此哦 -对啊 We had our first grasshopper eating experience. I know!
激动人心 It’s been exciting.
让人感动的时刻啊 It was a very touching moment.
哈罗 Hello.
好可爱啊 This is so cute.
我有喜欢的太阳镜夹了* Okay, I got my little sunglass holder.
我们是Nicole的伴娘 我们想 and I are Nicole’s bridesmaids, and we --
给他们办个订婚派对 Want to throw them an engagement party.
这也是我们作为伴娘的职责 It’s part of our duties - To be bridesmaids.
伴娘 伴娘 Bridesmaids? Bridemaid?
-伴娘 -伴娘 Bridesmaid. Bridesmaids.
-这是惊喜球 -惊喜球 It’s a surprise ball!A surprise ball.
我们为什么最后总是... How do we always end up with this --
惊喜球 Surprise balls.
这球有点味儿啊 This ball’s kind of smell.
可以在这里放一张Nicole和Larry的照片 You could put like a picture of Nicole and Larry right here.
然后写上 我们爱球球 And say we -- ‘We love balls".
细颈... Flask.
手镯 Bracelet.
好的 买 Okay we’re getting that.
这看起来像什么 Now what does this look like to you?
你觉得呢 What do you think?
天哪 [INDISCERNIBLE] shit.
弄碎了你就得买 Hey, you break, you buy.
我神志不清 放过我吧 好吗 I’m [INDISCERNIBLE] Give me a break.
赶紧吃点药吧 Take a sip of real medicine out of your flask, bitch.
我们还能不能好好办派对了 It’s a terrible party [INDISCERNIBLE].
客人清单呢 How are we with the list?
好像大家都回复了吧 但是 I think everyone’s RSVP’d, but.
你邀请了Shaun 而他还没回复 Well you invited Shaun and he hasn’t ---- RSVP’d yet.
所以他到底来不来 So is he coming, is he not?
他就是那种最后一分钟才出现的人 Yeah I feel like he’s the person that’ll like show up last minute, you know?
他不来你会不开心吗 Are you gonna be upset if he doesn’t come?
他肯定是婚礼的一部分 He’s like fully part of the wedding.
如果他不来那就太挫了 Now that would be a shit move on his behalf if he didn’t come.
这太尴尬了 你被卷入这种事情中 I think it’s kind of awkward because you’re like part of drama
其实你根本不想参与的 that like you don’t want to be a part of.
-是的 -嗯 I know. You know what I mean?
太糟糕了 It’s called being pickled.
糟糕透了 That’s a hefty pickle.
Shaun是Natalie的前任 但也是Larry的... So Shaun is Natalie’s ex, but also one of Larry’s --
伴郎之一 -- Groomsmen.
很不幸 我现在的行为肯定会是话题 Unfortunately I am now, you know, by association --
而且会跟Shaun的在婚礼期间的行为息息相关 -- Tied to Shaun’s behavior during this whole wedding season.
我完全不知道他会做些什么 And I have no idea how he’s gonna act.
买这些吧 Let’s get these for the party.
你要压坏它吗 So you’re gonna break it?
不知道 我的大屁股也许的确会压坏它 I don’t know. My fat ass might break it.
我试试 Let’s see.
我现在连弯腰都难得很 I can barely bend over these days.
我试试 Oh, okay.
好像是坐在马桶上 Kind of feels like you’re sitting on a toilet.
那很好啊 很舒服 Oh, this would be nice and comfy.
妙极了啊 Groovy right?
你蹲马桶时就那样吗 You sit like that on the toilet?
对啊 跟男人一样 Well you gotta -- yeah, like a dude.
这样 Like this.
好吧 Okay.
爷们儿才这样 This is such a dad stance.
你会怎么样呢 Well what do you do, cross your legs?
我这样 I go like this.
其实我见过你以前便便的时候翘腿 I’ve seen you cross your legs when you poo before, actually.
便便 Poo?
我见过你这样 I’ve seen you, you go, oh.
翘腿 You cross your legs.
不是的 I don’t poo.
你最近忙什么呢 What’s been going on with you?
就是工作啊 Oh girl, you know, just working.
想...好多邮件啊* And trying to -- tons of mail.
请坐 我知道我这.... Have a seat. I know I was --
天哪 Girl.
好多邮件 I have so much mail.
怎么回事 What the hell?
我一直都没在这儿 Because I haven’t been here.
我来来回回地跑 Like I’ve been back and forth a lot, you know?
哦 Right, right.
邮件就堆积成这样了 And so, it all just accumulates and it just gets crazy.
我和Antonio搬到了洛杉矶 Antonio and I are moving to L.A. --
因为电光队搬到了洛杉矶 -- Because the Chargers are moving to L.A.
我们现在住的地方是我们的第二个家 And our home that we live in right now is our second home.
其实不太适合孩子 It’s not really --Practical for our kids.
四层楼 完全不合适 It has 4 stories, it doesn’t make any sense.
所以我们要找到中意的房子 So we’re gonna find our dream house
然后在洛杉矶住大大的房子 and move into a big home in L.A.,
我很激动 and I’m really excited about it.
很久没见你了 I haven’t seen you in a minute, you know?
我有话想跟你说说 I just want to get some things off my chest.
因为我不想 You know what I’m saying because I don’t ever want to
像是假朋友或是很虚伪那样 come off like a fake friend or I’m not a real person.
我喜欢你 sasha 真的 I like you sasha , I do. You know?
我也喜欢你 I like you too.
我喜欢你 You know what I’m saying?
但是我跟Autumn没矛盾 But I’m cool with Autumn.
我希望你们俩做好朋友 And I want both of you guys to be friends.
这太尴尬了 因为我们都想着 You know, it’s just awkward ‘cause we’re like,
抱抱她又怎样 damn, like just [BLEEP] hug her.
我可以抱她 但是我... I can give her a hug but I just know --
不 Nah.
但是必须是真心实意的 No, I just know that it has to be real.
如果不是 那我可不会强迫自己 If it’s not real I’m not gonna force it.
我不是讨厌autumn It’s not that I hate Autumn.
我只是觉得她很假 I just think she’s fake,
两面三刀 负能量满满 she’s two-faced, she’s negative.
她说别人的坏话 She talks bad about people.
她真的会说别人的坏话 She does, she talks bad about people,
背后说 like behind people’s back.
这个娇妻团体 This NFL community --
-很小的 -很小 -Is so small. -- Is so small.
很小 It’s so small.
所以如果那里有人告诉我她说了我的坏话 So if I have somebody over here telling me that she said this about me,
那里也有人告诉我她说了我的坏话 somebody over here saying this,
其他人也告诉我她说了我的坏话 somebody over there and over there,
他们彼此都不认识 and they all don’t know each other.
难道是他们在撒谎吗 So that means everybody’s lying?
我是什么时候开始相信那些人的呢 I start to believe it when
就是她跟我说别人的坏话时 she started talking about other people to me.
我就想 等等 And then I’m like, wait a minute.
她完全就是看人说话 It’s like she shows you what she wants to show you depending on who you are.
我现在呢 在平衡如何跟Autumn做朋友 Like now for me it’s kind of, how do I balance this being friends with Autumn? You know?
你可以跟Autumn做朋友 Be friends with Autumn.
我不会说Autumn的坏话 让你决定你是否喜欢她 I’m not trying to bash Autumn to make you make a decision on if you like her or not.
不不不 No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
我是真的需要知道你们俩的关系背后的动机 I genuinely need to know the motive behind y’all two relationship
这样我才能决定谁好谁糟 so I can make my own reservations of who’s the messy and who’s not.
相信 Thank you.
天哪
你好
你这弄得也太黑了 You look super tan.
我喷了晒黑喷雾 I got a spray tan.
-嗯 -我也是哦 -You know. -Spray here.
我就喜欢晒黑 I hate feeling with like, without a tan.
我爸昨天给我打电话说 Honey, my dad called me yesterday, he’s like,
你听说过美黑喷雾吗 "Have you ever had this thing called a spray tan?"
-你爸爸 -真的吗 Your dad? Stop it.
我说知道 I was like, yes dad.
他就问 那我需要脱光吗 And he’s like, "So do I have to be naked?"
我无语了 I was like --
我回答说 想的话可以 I was like, if you want to.
他说我去参加你婚礼就搞一下 He’s like, I’ll get one before your wedding.
-亮橙橙的就现身了 -就是啊 -Shows up bright orange. -Exactly.
超级黑 你就... He’s like super tanned. And you’re like, uh…
天哪 吓死我了 Oh my god, I was so scared.
我有事问你们 I wanted to ask you guys.
全美汽车比赛协会要搞一个比赛 So there’s this NASCAR event coming up.
你要赛车吗 Are you driving?
天哪 你要赛车吗 Oh my God! Are you driving?
我会开引导车 I’m -- well I get to drive in the pace car,
就是在比赛开始前试试车 which is like you get to test drive one of the cars early on in the day.
真正的比赛是很重大的 But like the actual race itself is huge.
-酷啊 -很多名人会来 It’s like the celebrities come out.
所以我想问问你们想不想去 And so I wanted to see if you guys wanted to come?
太酷了 我从来没有... That is so -- I have never gone --
-我去 -好的 -Yeah, I’ll come. -Okay.
你们肯定会喜欢的 I think you guys will really enjoy it.
会很好玩的 我会邀请很多... Oh it’ll be fun, and I think I’ll invite like a lot --
把大伙儿都叫上 you know, I’ll invite everybody and --
他们也会带上伴儿 and then people will bring their guys, you know?
很新鲜的事 It’s something new to do.
我好激动 Yeah. No, I’m excited.
婚礼筹备得怎么样了 What about wedding stuff? What’s going on?
Nicole的订婚派对在前 Nicole ’s engagement party is first.
他们快安排好了 他们... Yeah they’re putting it together. ‘Cause they’re --
他们想邀请我们圈子里我的亲密好友 they’re inviting my close girlfriends that are in our circle
总是一起玩的姑娘们 who we hangout with all the time,
我们的好朋友 然后就是我们的家人 who are like our best friends, and then our family.
我不想邀请太多人 I don’t want to like be too much and like ask too much of people.
比如... Like -- like -- like
住在圣地亚哥的autumn和Seyi autumn and Seyi who live in San Diego.
开车两个小时赶来洛杉矶 Like, drive all the way down to L.A. for two hours.
天哪
然后 And then --
是哦 好可怜哪 Exactly. Poor autumn Poor autumn !
都是亲密的朋友 我不希望她尴尬 因为sasha到时候也会在 And it’s so intimate, I don’t want her to feel awkward because sasha’s there.
她肯定会很受伤 I feel like her feelings are gonna be hurt.
-是吗 -嗯 -Really? -Yeah.
因为我知道我结婚时没邀请她她是什么感觉 Just ‘cause I know -- I know how it was when I didn’t invite her to my wedding.
我们一起坐下后 她真的就开始哭了 Like she literally, I sat down with her and she started crying.
她很伤心 Like she was really hurt.
Nicole的订婚派对不打算邀请autumn Nicole not invitingautumn to this engagement party.
我觉得她会后悔 I feel like she’s really gonna regret it.
希望她可以从我的错误中学习 I wish she would learn from my mistake.
接下来... Coming up.
天哪 Oh my God.
来个电臀舞 Can you twerk in that?
两场摔角大会就要开始了 We have Mania coming up, and WrestleCon
你一直拥有这些好机会 You keep getting all these cool opportunities,
可能就很容易忽视家庭 it might not be as easy as you think it is to focus on a family.
他好像是威胁我 Like all these threats, and it’s like,
我不知道他是不是想说 我想离婚 I don’t know if he’s gonna be like, I want a divorce. Like --
他是你丈夫 That’s your husband, okay?
不会的 There’s no way in hell.
他怎么会那么龌龊呢* I think he’s just [INDISCERNIBLE] like that.
我喜欢找房子 I love house hunting
这个房子 So this house is --
有点远 Kind of far away.
至少我可以开车去洛杉矶 而不是圣地亚哥 At least -- at least I can drive to L.A. instead of downtown San Diego --
因为我更喜欢洛杉矶 ‘Cause I like L.A. better.
我很激动 谢谢你邀请我 I’m excited. Thank you for asking me to come.
谢谢你答应同行 But -- well thanks for coming.
我只是很高兴来洛杉矶 I’m just happy to be in L.A.
Antonio签了多久 三年吗 Antonio signed what? Another 3 years?
续签了一年 He has another year.
他也会再走 看看他的感受吧 And he might go again, we’ll see how he feels.
取决于他的身体等等的 It depends on his body and all of that.
是 Right.
在橄榄球届他已经算老的了 He’s really old in football now.
我都觉得他该退休了 I think it’s time for him to retire. But --
他打球多少年了 How many years has he been playing?
14年了 It’s like 14 years.
我希望我丈夫退休时身体还好好的 I want my husband in one piece when he’s done.
没错 Yeah it’s true. I mean --
他打了快15年了 Going on 15 years.
退休啊 脑震荡啊 那些事都是真真实实的 -- The retirement stuff and concussion stuff is real.
婚后生活怎么样 How’s married life?
还有两周就是周年纪念日了 Me and his, um, year anniversary is in like 2 weeks.
我很惊讶 天哪 居然快一年了 I’m like, oh my gosh, I can’t believe it’s been a year.
-时光如梭啊 -是啊 -Time flies right? -I know.
大家都问结婚后是否有很大的改变 Everyone’s like asks if it’s a big change,
但我没什么感觉 感觉还跟男女朋友似的 I’m like, no, like we’re still boyfriend, girlfriend.
有孩子后就会有一点改变了 I feel -- I feel like it changes a little bit when you have kids.
我听说了 Yeah. Yeah, I heard that.
因为到时候你会... Because then you have like --
就不再是只关于你们俩了 Then it’s not about you two anymore.
是的 因为孩子真的会占用你很大一部分精力 Yeah, ‘cause kids really take a lot out of you.
Sheldon的女儿现在和我们一起生活 Yeah. We have Sheldon’s daughter living with us full time now.
她13岁了 所以她... She’s 13, right? So she’s --
典型的青少年 Right in that teenage years of,
现在关心的都是男孩啊这之类的 you know, boys and all that. But --
那你忙吗 So you have your hands full?
Sheldon有两个女儿 我的继女 Sheldon has Two daughters. My stepdaughters.
Scarlet 10岁 Valentina 13岁 Scarlet, who’s 10, and Valentina who’s ---- 13.
照顾青少年就是全职工作 Having a teenager is a full time job.
所以我不知道自己是否准备好要孩子了 So I just -- Don’t know if I’m ready for the baby yet.
我爱我的孩子们 I love my babies,
但是有时候我也会想歇歇 but like sometimes I just want a little break
想再次找到自己 and I just want to find myself again.
你还生吗 Are you done?
不生了 I am done, yeah.
在有孩子之前 我很习惯一个人 And before kids, I was like so used to doing me.
没错 Right, right. Having your own.
有孩子后 给自己的时间就少了 And so when you have kids, you can’t really fully do you, and --
那你们什么时候开始 有练习吗 So when are you gonna start that? Are you guys practicing?
我们一直在练习 Um probably -- well we’re always practicing.
但是我不想... Um, but I’m just not - I’m not really --
我不想一直想这事 right now I’m taking it a day at a time, like,
顺其自然吧 and then we’ll just see how it goes.
我真为你高兴 Well I’m excited for you.
不知道 Uh, I don’t know. I don’t know.
顺其自然吧 We’ll see how it -- we’ll see what happens.
听到Sasha说她有了孩子后就失去自我 I mean it’s scary to hear That Sasha said,
太可怕了 she lost herself when she had kids.
我不希望那样 I don’t want that to happen to me.
所以我现在就在想 如何让自己快乐 So now I’m looking at it like, okay how can I-- Make myself happy?
让丈夫快乐 How can I make my husband happy?
然后依然做自己喜欢的 -How can I still --- Do what I love?
怎么样才能平衡好一切呢 You know, how do I make this work?
CD 我很久没见过了 CDs. I haven’t seen CDs in --
Antonio.... I know, Antonio --
Antonio超喜欢音乐 Antonio’s obsessed with music.
太好笑了 That’s hilarious.
他从理发店免费得到很多 And he gets a lot of them for free at the barbershop.
天哪 Oh my gosh.
他们从箱子里拿出来 问他 They pull ‘em out of the trunk, like --
不是吧 Stop it.
你要CD吗 -- You want a CD?
有意思 That’s funny.
Michael Hey Michael.
嗨 Hi.
你好吗 How are you?
很好 你呢 Good. How are you?
也很好 Good.
Michael costello是个很棒的礼服设计师 Michael costello is an amazing dress designer.
他给很多名人设计过服装 You name it, he’s dressed them.
比如J-Lo Like J-Lo,
Beyonce Beyonce,
Niki Minaj Niki Minaj.
他好棒的 他也是我的好友 He’s just amazing. He’s a good friend of mine --
我的婚礼礼服就请他设计 -- And he’s designing my wedding dress.
-我们今天得多试几套 -好的 -We need to try a few things on today. -Okay.
我给你提供了几种风格 Just because I want to see you in a few styles --
衣料已经订好了 -- Now that we have your fabric in
我希望你看一下总体情况 I want you to get an overall view of how everything’s gonna look.
我的伴娘们今天会过来 So I have my girlfriends coming, the bridesmaids.
一共12个伴娘 I’m gonna have 12 all together.
他们今天不会全来 All 12 won’t be here today.
-12 -12 12? -12.
12条伴娘礼服 12条 12 dresses. Yes. 12 dresses.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you.
这件上衣我也有 我今天要穿 I have this top. I was gonna wear it today.
不是吧 不是吧 Stop. Stop.
我的伴娘们来了 My bridesmaids that are in town,
我请他们跟我一起试装 I have them coming to the dress fitting with me.
他们会帮我 我就会不孤单 They’re gonna help me out, I’m not alone.
我的去礼服很梦幻 My dress is gonna be very romantic.
长袖 蕾丝 Long sleeved and lace.
我会有一个非常... I’m gonna have a very --
"我们"会办一个非常浪漫的婚礼 we are gonna have a very romantic wedding.
Michael会帮你们每个人设计伴娘装 Okay guys so, Michael is gonna be custom designing each of your bridesmaid’s dresses.
也许你们有的想要长袖的 V领的 Maybe some of you can have long sleeved with a v-neck.
有的想要无肩的 Maybe some of you can have like off the shoulders.
我希望你们的个性通过服装展示出来 I want your own personalities to show through your dress.
我想要性感的开叉 Oh. I would like, like -- A sexy slit.
是啊 You would.
为什么不呢 Why not? But --
你碰到我的乳头了 You just touched my nipple.
喜欢吗 You like that?
反正我是单身 I am single.
-那不就得了 -好了 -There you go. -Okay.
对了 谁在婚礼上发言 Wait, who’s gonna do speeches?
人好多的 That’s too many people too.
就是啊 I know.
要我发言的话就是 "赶紧生娃吧 谢谢" I’m just gonna be like, make babies. Thank you.
赶紧生娃吧
天哪
我们想设计一个大开领 We want to do like a low plunge.
对 低胸的 Yeah low.
开领 Something open.
你会是最美的新娘 You’re gonna be the most beautiful bride.
她现在光芒四射 She’s in her glory right now.
魔镜魔镜 谁最美 Who’s gonna be the most [INDISCERNIBLE] to fight with.
我啊 Me.
跟我们比吗 With this group?
天哪
看这大透视 Okay feeling the see-through.
这透视装不错吧 The see-through’s good right?
让你的屁股看起来好翘 Yeah, it makes your butt look fantastic.
来个电臀舞 Can you twerk in that.
扭一扭 Make it clap.
我喜欢这裙子的轮廓 Love the silhouette of this.
凸显曲线 How it’s fitted here.
很美
该遮盖的地方也都遮盖着 It hits her like in all the right areas.
但是她想试试长袖的 But um, she really wants to try something on with sleeves,
这件先保留 and we want to keep this.
这裙子有一部分你们喜欢 So there’s parts of this dress --
第一条裙子有一部分你们也喜欢 -- That we like, and parts of the first dress that we like too.
我再试试另一条 I’m gonna go try on the other one.
我们再试试另一条 We’re gonna try on another one.
准备好了吗 Ready?
我马上回来 I’ll be right back.
露点咯
不穿内衣啊 No bra.
我不会露点 因为有家人在 Well I won’t show nipples because of the family.
这就是.... This is kind of like --
-我们暂时确定的 -确定的 What we’re going for.-- What we’re going for.
但是还要有珠子 全是珠子 But we’re having beaded. It’s all beaded.
这是我们选定的面料 So this is my fabric that we chose.
太美了
这全是珠子 And then this is all nude with the bead work.
我好像恋爱了 You guys, I’m in love.
好美啊 I know, it’s just gorgeous.
好美 So pretty.
你们谁要试试伴娘礼服 Who’s gonna try on a bridesmaid’s dress?
她 她...
来两个吧 来两个 Well, we’ll take two. We’ll take two.
他们相遇的时候你在场的* You were there when they met.
Tam [INDISCERNIBLE] Tam’!
天哪
好美啊
我喜欢 I love it.
惊艳啊 Stunning!
看我的伴娘们多美
我们希望加入一些蕾丝珠缀 We want to incorporate some kind of lace beadwork
-跟你的礼服很像的那样 -是 that’s similar to your dress. Yes.
在礼服上加上 So we put that in certain parts of the dresses.
这里一点 或者做成袖子 Something like up here, or this is like a sleeve.
太好了 Yes!
我喜欢 I love that.
我好激动 I’m really excited now. Yay!
现在感觉特别真实 It feels really real right now.
试穿婚纱 Trying on this wedding dress,
看到我的伴娘们穿上礼服 and seeing my bridesmaids and -- and --
我们一起喝着香槟 Just having us all together drinking champagne
聊着婚礼 and just talking wedding.
我现在感觉好真切 Like it’s really hitting me now.
如果所有伴娘鱼贯而出 What if all the bridesmaids go out like
就好像T台秀一样 in one single file line like a runway almost?
因为有很多伴娘 不会... So - so it’s ‘cause you have so many, so it’s not like --
我们不希望大家都等得不耐烦了 ‘Cause they don’t want everybody waiting like, damn is this ever gonna end.
如果你愿意 我可以在最后出来谢幕 Well if you want I’ll come out at the end and go [WAVES HIS HAND]
耶 Yes!
你可以这样
谢谢
亲爱的 Hi babe!
你好可爱 You look so cute!
谢谢 你也是 Why thank you! So do you, boo.
我只是在准备试镜 Just trying to get these auditions.
我知道 但你好美的 I know. But you look fab.
谢谢 Thanks babe.
我都喜欢你的翘臀 I’d [BLEEP] book your ass.
这靴子其实不像看起来那么... I promise these boots are not -- they don’t look as --
复杂吗 Complicated as they --
是的 Yeah. Exactly.
你最近有跟姐妹们聊吗 Did you talk to any of the girls lately?
我刚收到Olivia的邀请 Um, actually, so I just got an invite from uh, Olivia.
她准备给Nicole和Larry办订婚派对 I guess she’s throwing and Larry an engagement party.
是吗 Really?
我问她还请了谁 I was like, what other girls are you inviting?
她说都是很亲密的朋友 And she was like, it’s kept very intimate,
我不知道该不该请Autumn so you know, I don’t know, like if I should invite Autumn.
为什么不请Autumn呢 And I was like, well why would you not invite Autumn?
对啊 为什么不请Seyi和我 Yeah, why would you not invite Seyi and I?
这可不仅仅是关于Autumn的 太无礼了 It’s not even about Autumn on their own. So rude.
如果不是因为我们的男人是队友 我和Nicole不会成为朋友 Nicole and I would not be friends if it wasn’t for our men playing together.
你居然觉得我会不在乎 So for you to not invite think that I would even care,
更别说我丈夫了 let alone my husband not care for me to be there.
搞什么 It’s lie, you know, what?
你想玩这种游戏吗 那来吧 That’s the game you ---- Want to play? Game on.
我也有点生气 I’m upset too.
我那天看到Nicole在网上发试礼服的照片 I just saw on Snapchat that Nicole had a wedding dress fitting
可她都没请我 and she didn’t even invite me.
你跟她聊过了吗 Have you talked to her about that?
还没有 I haven’t said anything yet.
但是呢 我当时试穿婚纱时就请了你一个人 But it’s like, you were the one person I had come with me to try on dresses,
可以试婚纱都不跟我说吗 and I wasn’t even asked to come --
大家都在担心别人做什么 Everyone’s always worrying about what pother people are doing,
但是却没人担心自己做的事会对别人造成什么伤害 but no one’s worried about what they’re doing that affects other people.
我筹备婚礼的时候可是请Nicole参与了很大部分 Nicole went through this huge moment in my wedding planning
可是她试婚纱却不叫我吗 and I wasn’t even invited into the dress fitting?
逗我呢 It’s like are you [BLEEP] kidding me?
我想邀请姐妹们参加全美汽车比赛协会的比赛 So I want to get the girls together for this NASCAR thing.
希望你和Seyi能来 I really would like for you and Seyi to come.
好啊 Seyi很喜欢的 Yeah. We would love to. Seyi loves that stuff.
那太好了 Oh good.
肯定会很好玩的 It’s gonna be so much fun.
也许我们可以问问Nicole Yeah. And then maybe ask Nicole .
为什么不邀请我 我好震惊 Why I didn‘t get invited. Like I’m like literally shocked.
超震惊 I’m blown away.
你完全有权利问她的 Yeah and I think you have every right to -- to ask.
慢点 慢点 Quick. Wait!
小心 Careful!
那些气球超显眼的 The balloons are a doozy.
我不想说了 I don’t even want to talk about it.
气球的事我们没想好 We didn’t think the balloons over.
这风不适合挂气球 The wind is not ideal for the balloons.
来找字母E Okay let’s look for the ‘E’.
怎么解开啊 How do you even undo it?
都缠一起了 [INDISCERNIBLE] There’s a twist top.
因为刮风一直缠来缠去的 It keeps twisting in the [BLEEP] wind!
我要哭了 I want to cry.
下一个字母是什么 What letter’s next?
拼错了吗 Are we spelling it wrong?
订婚... En-ga…
-M -G The ‘M’!We need a ‘G’ .Another ‘G’
看上面 Go look it up.
怎么拼来着 No. How do you spell it?
没事的 继续 找字母E We’re doing good. We’re on track. We just need an ‘E’ .
G之后吗 好 After the ‘G’? Okay.
-不对吧 -是的 Um, no. Yeah.No?
我刚刚查过字典了 I just looked it up you idiot.
我把A移过去吗 Okay, so do I move the ‘A’ over or not?
订婚 Engagement.
E N E-N -
G G?
不对 对 Nope. Yep.
N A-
N N-
你拼写不是很厉害的嘛 You’re supposed to be good at spelling.
G G-
我已经说过G了 What, I just said, ‘G’.
是吗 You did?
太好了 Yes!
对了吗 Right?
太好了 挂好了 Okay. We did it.
嗨 美女 Hi beautiful.
看我们这... Ooh look at us with the -- the --
快请进
你好美啊
-很高兴见到你 -很高兴见到你
-你好啊 -好久不见
你们好啊 Nicole迟到了 压轴出场啊 Hey how are you. Nicole ’s late. Fashionably late.
谢谢你们前来 Thanks for coming!
我40了 比Larry还大* I’m 40 now, ‘cause I’m -- I was even before Larry.
看到他们终于喜结连理 I mean to see them done
祝福他们 it’s crazy how blessed I’ve been over time bro.
我... I’m just saying, it’s --
我还记得我们刚签约的时候 I remember when we drafted, Larry, so.
时间过得真快啊 Time flies, man.
时间过得真快啊 Time flies, man. Time flies, bro.
你好
太美了 This is so cute!
派对布置得太美了 Oh my God, the party looks amazing.
从1到10给打分的话 我肯定给他们12分 On a scale from 1 to 10, and definitely get like a 12.
他们就两个人 是怎么把那么多气球挂好的 How did they even get all those balloons in there with just the two of them --Is what I want to know.
Barbie呢 她不来吗 Where’s Barbie? She’s not coming?
不来 No.
她好像跟Sheldon吵架了什么的吧 I think she got in a fight with Sheldon or something.
什么 What?
是啊 I know.
Sheldon和Barbie肯定是出事了 I think something’s going on with Sheldon and Barbie
否则她不会不来的 because I feel like there’s no way she would miss this,
不知道 有点不对劲 and I don’t know, something’s not adding up.
Shaun来吗 Is Shaun coming, or no?
他说今晚不来了 Oh, um, I think he said he’s not gonna come tonight.
-真的吗 -很可能 -Really? -Probably not.
因为Natalie在这儿 Yeah ‘cause Nat’s here.
他知道大家都会彼此认识 He kind of knew that like everybody would be mingling,
彼此交谈 and like having to talk to each other,
他觉得不舒服 and he felt uncomfortable.
那也太粗鲁了 But I feel like that’s rude. Like
这是你们俩的大事 this is your guys’ thing.
他就忍忍呗 He needs to suck it up.
我看见他也不爽啊 Like, I -- I’m not really super comfortable seeing him either,
但我为了你们还是来了啊 but like I want to suck it up for you guys.
那... So.
好吧 Oh well.
我希望我和Shaun能成为朋友 I just really wish Shaun and I could be friends.
我们可以好好相处 We could be civil --
我们能存在于彼此的生命中 -- We could be in each other’s lives.
我想他 Like I miss him.
他不来真是太糟了 Sucks he’s not here.
各位 Hi you guys.
谢谢各位今晚来祝福Larry和Nicole We just want to thank everyone whose gathered here tonight for Larry and *.
大家来是因为我们爱你 我们为你们激动 Everyone is here because we love you guys and we’re so excited for you.
我们爱你 We love you.
请各位举杯 Everybody raise your glass.
祝福Larry和Nicole For Larry -- Larry and Nicole!
-我爱你们 -我们爱你 We love you!
Barbie Okay Barbs!
只把最好的留给你们 Yeah you know, only the best for you guys.
我感觉自己好特别 Right. I feel super special.
我们就在终点线这儿 And we’re right in the finish line too.
天哪 太刺激了 Oh my God, that is like so dope.
亲爱的你看到了吗 Babe did you see this?
Sheldon在家 Sheldon’s at home.
我们俩现在关系有点紧张 So right now there’s just some tension between me and Shel’.
我们在因为生孩子的事争吵 We’re fighting about having a baby.
我们最好... I think it’s good for us to --
各自冷静一下 -- Just take a breather.
想跟我一起上引导车吗 Want to go in the Pace car with me?
好的 Okay.
在里面开车吗 And drive in it?
-好啊 -好的 -Yes please. -Okay.
不会是一小时200英里 但是也会有一小时150英里 So it won’t go 200 miles an hour, but it does go to like 150.
没问题 我去 Yeah totally fine , I'm so down.
必须的 So down.
我们去吧
我好害怕 I’m so scared.
我都不知道该想什么了 I don’t even know what to think.
我是想飙车啦 但不想死啊 I know, I want to go fast, but I don’t want Die!
好的 Alright.
我的天哪 Oh [BLEEP]
内衣别飞啊 Hold onto your underwear!
Donald 看到我了吗 Donald do you see me?
我知道你给我买了保险 I know you have life insurance on me.
好吧 抓紧
再快点
姐妹儿 姐妹儿
要死了 要死了
我不行了 不行了
我喜欢车的震动 I love the vibrations Of the car.
感觉像是振动器 It’s like a vibrator but not --
但又不是振动器的感觉 -- [INDISCERNIBLE] a vibrator.
你们看到离墙有多近了吗 Did you see how close he was to the wall?
真的 就这么点距离 Yeah legit, like this close.
他们没让你开车 They didn’t let you drive?
-没有 -我把手伸出去的话就能摸到墙 No. Like if I put my hand out I would touch the wall.
真的就那么近 吓死我们了 That’s how close he was. And we were like, oh my God I can’t believe he’s driving.
必须的啊 那是凯美瑞 他加速行驶 I know, he was so close to the dang wall. And it was a little Camry, it was supped up.
我的度假旅行车就是那样的啊 That’s my getaway car. Like I need that just on GP.
-姐妹儿 -姐妹儿 Oh hey girl.
Michelle Michelle Michelle, Michelle.
亲爱的 Hey sugar.
-你好 -你好
你好 很高兴见到你
你好啊 兄弟 What up dude?
大家好啊
你好啊 好久不见了
seyi 你好啊
谢谢你们前来 我好高兴 Thank you guys so much for coming today, and drink up.
干杯
是Antonio Gates It’s Antonio Gates!
我是电光队的粉丝 I’m a Charger fan man!
我喜欢电光队 I like the Chargers, man.
听到的全都是... All you hear is --
速度与激情啊 It’s quite the rush.
你还训练吗 You still train?
一月份以后就没有了 Nah, I’ve been done since my fight in January.
第21 21st.
我得做背部手术 I’m doing --I had to get back surgery though.
脊椎压迫脊柱了 The vertebrae is pushing over to on my spine.
每次往前探头 左手就会麻痹 So whenever I lean my head forward, my whole left hand goes numb.
那你确实得做手术了 You need to [INDISCERNIBLE]
嗯 Yeah, yeah.
订婚派对怎么样啊 So this engagement party, how was it?
还不错啦 但是没有邀请我 It was fine but I didn’t get an invite.
Barbie跟我说 我要去参加Nicole的订婚派对 Barbie ’s like, I’m going to Nicole ’s engagement party.
他们负责布置派对现场的 Well they did like -- they decorated like the whole Redbury up in the top room.
他们是谁啊 Who is "they"?
Natalie和Olivia Natalie and Olivia.
是你们俩负责的啊 Oh so you guys put it together?
那为什么不邀请我 Why -- no, why didn’t -- why? Why didn’t I come?
为什么不邀请我 I didn’t get invited.
希望不是因为我 I hope it wasn’t because of me.
接下来... Coming up.
规模控制在30人左右吧 Nicole的家人 Larry的家人 I think 30 people. It was ’s family, Larry’s family.
好朋友 Close friends.
所以我才生气啊 That’s why I’m [BLEEP] pissed.
相亲太奇怪了 It’s so weird being on a blind date.
很奇怪 对吧 It’s weird, right?
跟我聊聊你自己吧 你多大了 So tell me about yourself. So how old are you?
什么 你怎么能问女生的年龄呢 What? Shane you can’t just ask a girl how old she is.
为什么不邀请我 Why didn’t I come?
没请我
希望不是因为我 I hope it wasn’t because of me.
你可以来参加婚礼啊 You’re coming to the wedding!
那又怎样 我希望全程参与啊 So. But I want to be a part of everything.
规模控制在30人左右吧 You guys, honestly it was like -- it was like 30 people.
Nicole的家人 Larry的家人 It was ’s family, Larry’s family.
好朋友 Close friends.
所以我才生气啊 See? That’s why I’m [BLEEP] pissed.
真的不是故意的 No honestly you guys, it was -- it really was.
受指责的总是我们 I hate how we always get blamed.
现在订婚派对的事又怪我们吗 And now she’s blaming us for the engagement thing too?
autumn不被邀请又不是我们的错 Like it’s not our problem that isn’t being invited to [INDISCERNIBLE}
我们又被责怪了 Really are getting blamed.
抱歉 我不知道你会愿意为这么小的事 I’m sorry, I didn’t know you’d want to like come all the way to L.A.
大老远跑来洛杉矶 我真不知道 for something so small like that. I didn’t know.
为了朋友我什么都愿意做 For my friends I’d do anything.
我本来觉得那不是大事* ‘Cause I wasn’t making it a big deal.
我以为你不会在意 但是... I really didn’t think that you’d care, but.
现在我们知道了我们都在意 Well at least we know we all care now.
我在意 I care.
我知道了 Now I know.
你知道了 Now you know.
autumn肯定会跟她当面对质的 I think autumn is confrontational for sure.
回聊
没被邀请参加派对就大惊小怪的 Like someone doesn’t invite you to a party, you cry about it?
真的吗 Really?
但autumn就是这样的人 But that’s autumn for you.
别再搞事儿了 我没时间 I don’t have time for drama.
我还有自己的麻烦要处理呢 I have my own [BLEEP] going on.
懂我的意思吗 You know what I’m saying?
所以我才总说处理好自己的事 That’s why I always tell you to resolve your [BLEEP] with .
我不在乎 该来的总会来 I don’t care though. Because it’s gonna come when it comes.
好了 好了 Okay, okay.
But I’m gonna pick and choose when I’m ready to express myself.
Okay but wait, in all --
in all actuality, the things that she had to say that she was hurt like about that you did,
I felt like it was the same as --
And that’s what I said.
You guys are saying the same exact thing.
For whatever reason, feels like there’s some danger attached to you,
and I don’t know why that is or what that is.
You know what I mean?
See, I didn’t get that from her.
Danger?
Well you know what I mean?
Your choice of word is "Danger"?
Okay well I’m sorry but for --
but for her it’s not safe for her to go near and be cool with you.
OFF CAMERA WAG Well maybe --
Do you know what I mean?
No, no, no, hold on.
What she’s trying to say is that she doesn’t feel safe to be open with you.
Yeah, like it’s not like open territory.
Maybe not danger.
But I find it real funny that you guys are saying the exact same thing.
But I’m in between both of you guys.
You don’t need to be in between.
And -- no, it is though because I’m meeting with you and I’m meeting for her,
and I love you guys both.
So there is more to this story.
This is the time you want to pick and choose when you want to tell --
--Me that you’ve met up with in front of Laverne and Shirley?
Knowing that they’re sitting back here just eating this, enjoying this whole
-- Situation right now? Like honestly? I thought we were better friends than that.
I love you guys both.
But what I’m saying is you guys don’t even talk to each other. So --
But we will.
No, you’re not listening.
Remember, listen, process it.
You’re talking to me and you’re telling me one thing.
I process it, right?
And then she’s going back and telling you the same thing.
But you guys don’t talk to each other.
Don’t give me that roll eye.
Just now it feels like you discrediting what I’m saying.
Here’s the point is, neither of them are ready to squash it.
Neither of them to let ego down to apologize.
Whatever it is, it’s none of our [BLEEP] business.
OFF CAMERA WAG Then the point --
And it will play out.
Cheers to that sweeties.
I don’t have anything.
I don’t either.
‘Cause she drunk my drink.
I’ll just grab [INDISCERNIBLE]
Coming up.
[TRANSITION CARD]
W have been going through some things and it’s like,
I feel like I’m not, you know, being the wife that I should be to him.
There’s some day is didn’t think that Seyi and I were gonna make it.
END ACT 4
Good morning. What are you doing? Cooking?
I’m gonna make you some eggs.
Okay. When’d you get up?
Oh. I slept in.
Yeah?
Um, so I think in the next few weeks, babe,
I have to start like doing those um --
‘cause you know I’m doing that gun fighter movie?
Yeah.
Where I play like that biker -- biker chick.
So I have to learn how to like rode -- ride motorcycles.
Have you ever ridden a motorcycle?
No.
You’re not even good at driving.
I mean there’s a lot going on in like the next few months.
We have Mania coming up.
And WrestleCon.
They want me to do their access.
Like do a bunch of stuff for WWE.com.
Well I guess we’ll have to see.
I mean if you’re gonna keep getting all these cool opportunities,
it might not be as easy as you think it is just saying no to ‘em,
and focus on a family.
They’re there to see you in your wrestling gear or a skimp dress.
They’re not there to see you pregnant and fat and ready to have a kid, so.
Your life is so hectic, the things are coming up all the time,
but I think you just have to wait and see what um,
what the future holds over the next couple months.
Right I feel like I kind -- you know? Yeah.
There’s just a lot going on, and then we have, you now,
we have Allie here full time with us now.
So it’s like I’m trying to play step-mommy and work at the same time, you know?
I found out like how to balance it, you know?
Huh.
Ha, ha. Why is that funny?
Since I got married, just the dynamic I feel like is a little different now.
I’m working and he’s at home, and --
-- We’re just not seeing eye to eye on things.
Just kind of taking it a day at a time, and --
and trying to be the best wife that I can be.
I may have burnt the eggs a little bit.
Get ‘em right
You don’t mind burnt eggs, right?
How are you supposed to have ids if you can’t --
Oh my God.
-- Make eggs?
You know I can cook. Don’t even.
No, not if you can’t make eggs, you can’t have kids.
You better shut it. My eggs are amazing.
Hi. How’s it going?
HOSTESS Good, how are you?
Good. I’m meeting somebody. It’s .
HOSTESS Right this way.
Thank you.
Shaun not showing up to the engagement party --
-- Was obviously upsetting.
And I feel like I kind of need to like get a fresh start and a clear headspace.
And so a friend of mine insisted that --
-- I go on a blind date with this guy.
He’s a boxer and I’m thinking --
-- Ugh, I mean, why not?
Hi.
Hello. I’m Shane.
How’s it going? , nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
It’s just been so long since I’ve
-- Put myself out there.
So this like traditional dating thing is like a bit weird.
I don’t know, it’s weird.
So how has your day been?
Good. So far so good. Yeah.
That’s good. Hopefully it gets better.
I know. Yeah.
Um…
This is so weird, I don’t ever go like on dates, even alone, blind dates.
So I’m like, sorry.
Yeah.
I can feel his energy from across the table, like radiating --
-- Towards me, making me more and more nervous.
And I don’t know how to --
-- Handle the situation. I don’t know what to do.
This is so weird being on a blind date.
Yeah.
It’s weird, right?
Yeah.
It’s weird.
I mean --
And I’m like, is this what --
-- Dating is? This is so, I don’t know. It’s a lot.
Um --
I feel like in our day and age with like social media and stuff,
there’s like so many buffers, like help me feel comfortable.
Like you can like text someone, you can do whatever.
But like, this is like old school style.
Like, okay well let’s just talk.
Let’s just sit here and be like, what?
Yeah I think we can figure it out though.
We can work it out.
Yeah we’ll work it out.
We can get through this.
So tell me about yourself. How old are you?
What? See you can’t just ask a girl how old she is.
Okay. But --
That’s how I know you’re young.
But --
‘Cause only a young guy would ask a girl how old she is.
But I could actually look -- I could Google you.
You could, you’re right.
-- If I wanted you.
Seriously it’s all just out there anyways.
So like you said, this day and age, I could figure it out.
I’m just feeling really uncomfortable and out of my element,
like what have I got myself into?
I mean this guy is so sweet.
He’s so nice.
I can tell that he’s nervous.
I’m trying to hold it together for the two of us ‘
cause I feel like if I’m nervous too, then this whole ship goes down.
I’m over 30. That’s all you need to know.
How old are you?
26.
What do they call it? Robbing the cradle?
I that what’s happening here?
Well I mean, I’ve --
[INDISCERNIBLE]
Robbing the cradle if I’m willing. I -- I --
Right okay. I didn’t rob you, you like willingly got out of the cradle.
Yeah, I jumped put of the cradle.
Okay, okay, we’re good.
Yeah.
Okay.
Coming up.
[TRANSITION CARD]
When did you meet up with ?
Because I told you and I told her I didn’t want to be in this.
I cannot have faulty player sin my line-up.
END OF ACT 5
Hi.
So what have you been up to?
Um, what have I been doing?
Um, just working.
I’m doing a movie in um, a few months.
So I’m excited about that.
No you are not.
Yeah, yeah,
[INDISCERNIBLE]
It’s called "Gunfighter" and it’s like a --
this like biker movie, and I play like this bad ass.
Yeah. So I’m excited.
So excited.
Um, yeah, yeah.
So how’s Sheldon?
I’ve been working a lot, and so I feel like I’ve kind of put myself first.
And, um, so I’m trying to figure out the balance
between being wife and being a working wife, you know what I mean?
Yeah, it’s hard.
Yeah. He’s been feeling a little, you know, hurt.
We have been going through some things and it’s like,
I feel like I’m not, you know, being the wife that I should be to him.
I feel like I’ve put myself first.
He’s like, Babe I don’t --
I don’t feel like you’re present.
I feel like you’re focused on your job.
I don’t feel like you’re here, and you know, for me, for our family.
Like I just feel like right now at this point in my life at 30,
like I feel like I’m in my best shape of my life.
Like, I’m -- you know, what I mean?
Like I’m happy with where I’m at.
But like, I do want to have kids eventually.
I do, but right now I feel like I’m kind of being selfish in a way of
like putting myself first and my work and my job.
I wish that I would have done what you are doing.
Right.
Because then it just makes it easier to transition into motherhood
when there’s a lot more stability for yourself as a woman.
Right.
Hearing her advice and hearing her say that --
And like, okay I can do everything.
Maybe I shouldn’t feel like I can only just have a baby and not work.
I really want to go see and like maybe talk to like a therapist about it
where I can get on like an outside perspective of like --
Yeah. And I --
-- Kind of how to navigate through that.
And I’m so proud of you. ‘Cause it’s hard. Like it really takes a village --
Yeah.
Of love and support,
which is why I’ve always wanted to be there for you
because those people, when you get married --
Yeah, it’s like another --
Those are the people you need to cover you and to love you.
Yeah, exactly.
Like I promise you Barbs, like I know that there is some days
and I didn’t think that Seyi and I were gonna make it.
Like it just was so hard that first year.
Yeah. Like I never want to get divorced from Shel’.
Like he is like my everything.
I can’t imagine meeting somebody else than him ever fulfilling what he has given me and --
and the love that I have for him, and --
Yeah. Y’all are gonna be just fine. I know.
That’s good. I think so too.
More than.
There’s no way --
No way.
I’m losing my boo.
I heard that. No way.
No.
Can I tae this seat right here?
BARTENDER Yes please. Take a seat.
Thank you. Oui, oui.
Bonjour.
How you doing?
I think ultimately --
-- And I have a closer relationship than --
-- Her and . So when --
-- Didn’t tell me that they talked, it kind of took me aback, like wait, what?
How are you?
You tell me, girl. We supposedly got a lot to talk about, so.
Like when did you meet up with because you never called me.
Usually you’re like -- you’re like, [INDISCERNIBLE]
You’re good at calling me.
Right.
And telling me. But then I was like, when did this happen? What did they talk about?
When I met up with .
Mmhmm.
I needed some clarity on y’all relationship.
Because I cannot have faulty players in my line-up.
100%.
You know what I’m saying? Like, and it’s never good to be like in the middle of friends.
Yeah.
And you’re hearing stuff from you, just like the conversation we had earlier.
Yeah.
And I’m hearing stuff through them.
I told you and I told her, excuse me, I didn’t want to be in this.
I pulled you to the side to let you know, like, you know,
like girl, like I think that you have a right to feel the way you feel.
And when you start to escalate your voice,
it gets the other person to shut down.
This has nothing to do with you, it has something to do with me and .
Just take it back and like just listen. Point blank, period.
She want to keep poking the lion.
I’m gonna roar, bitch.
And you ain’t gonna like when I roar.
I’m just trying to be cool with everybody. But something is not adding up.
END OF ACT 6
Well my issue is just like,
if you were feeling some type of way like,
I just felt like you should have talked to me.
Because --
I under -- I understand.
Because, if you have someone like me that genuinely cares if you guys are friends,
because we have to be around each other, I want it to be peace.
And I -- and gotta love that. However --
You know what I’m saying?
Because we not gonna let this linger on.
This ain’t gonna turn into no and .
You’re a good friend.
That means the world to me.
Yeah.
It really does.
Ultimately I’m just sad that I felt that way
and that we were getting influenced by maybe situations --
Other people.
-- And other people. But now that we got lines and stuff clear --
Next time --
I feel some sort of type of way --
Any type of way.
Vice versa.
Yep. We pick up the phone.
We picking up the phone. No texting, no none of that.
Nope.
No waiting around for nobody to talk.
You pick up the phone.
Well let’s cheers to that.
Yes.
Let me drink the last of my wine, it’s gone.
Yes.
And you drink up.
I gotta eat light ‘cause I gotta go to the gym after this.
You need to come to my guy. He’s so good.
I went to a trainer one day and I was like, holy crap. I was so out of shape.
And then like the --
You would not believe it. I was like laughing.
Really?
That’s how I’m gonna be when I go back.
‘Cause I think I missed like 3 weeks now. It’s bad.
Uh, Barbs is on her way.
’s coming?
Yeah, she’s gonna meet us.
Oh I didn’t know that. Um --
She hit me last night. She’s like, let’s do brunch.
Okay. I haven’t even talked to since the NASCAR thing.
You haven’t?
Mm-mm. No because I feel like --
I felt like I was attacked. Like it was coming from like every direction.
How was just like, oh told me about the engagement party, and --
I mean I wanted to ask her like, how did that come up?
Like what did you and talk about?
But I haven’t really gotten a chance to see her.
Hi guys. How are you?
Good, how are you?
Good.
How have you been since NASCAR.
NASCAR was a lot.
I got ganged up on, for --
You did not get ganged up on, .
I did get ganged up on.
Yes I did.
I’m like, what the [BLEEP] did I do?
I didn’t even do anything.
How did she get all these feelings?
Like how does it get to this point?
Well I had a -- we went to the nail salon and we were talking about your engagement party.
And um, she basically was like, well why do you think I wasn’t invited?
And I was like, I think it’s because of ,
and I think just didn’t want to have any kind of drama at her --
Like she could have -- she could have called me if she had an issue.
I just feel like if I’m not there to defend myself,
or if I’m not there to pick up for myself,
or to, you know, tell her exactly what it is,
I feel like that conversation shouldn’t have even been had.
Well look, she’s my friend, and so I was like, felt the need to tell her. But on --
But I don’t think you really knew.
But on that note, let’s talk about me not being invited to your wedding dress fitting.
Okay so there’s another --
there’s another situation that nobody really understands or knows,
and my bridesmaids, it was a surprise for them to see what kind of dresses they wanted.
It was sonly bridesmaids. And --
Well I just saw the video of you trying on the dress,
and I was like, holy shit,
like was the only one I had at my wedding dress fitting.
I know.
And I was like, it like -- like hurt my heart.
I know.
You know?
Yeah, like I feel horrible that you felt bad.
I know, I’m really sorry.
Like I really am, like devastated that you were --
Yeah, hold on.
Uh oh.
Are you alright, Barbs? [INDISCERNIBLE]
Are you sure? Do you need a minute?
Me and Sheldon, we have been going through some things.
He’s leaving tomorrow.
He’s going on vacation, him, his mom and my stepdaughter.
And like I’m not -- they’re not inviting me.
Like he’s going.
Because he’s being a dick and he’s trying to prove a point.
That’s what they do.
So we’ve been like avoiding each other.
Like, maybe that’s why he’s mad., ‘cause I go out and I --
He’s just [INDISCERNIBLE].
Maybe he’s been feeling neglected even though you maybe don’t even notice that.
And he doesn’t express it and it builds up and he resents you,
and now he’s at a point where he’s not talking to you.
And that’ snot your fault.
Right.
I mean there was like empty threats.
It’s like, well maybe we should be apart for a while,
and it’ like all these threats,
and it’s like, driving me [BLEEP] crazy.
Like I don’t know what to do,
like I’m not myself,
and I don’t know what’s gonna happen.
I don’t know what I’m going to be into.
I don’t know if he’s gonna be like,
I want a divorce. Like --
That’s your husband.
There’s no way in hell.
He’s just dumb like that.
Next on "WAGS" Miami.
Maybe I’m being selfish.
Maybe I’m not thinking of the family when I’m working.
Like, I’m like, I --
Keep your front foot straight.
Can I hit it?
Yeah.
You’re really close to me.
There’s just a lot of assumptions, and I know I’ve heard escorting.
Do you not know what we do for work?
I never hustled and grinded so hard in my mother-[BLEEP] life.
To hear that people are saying escort,
or I got it from a dude, [BLEEP] that.