很久以前，在古代小亞細亞王國， Long ago, in the ancient kingdom of Asia Minor,
生活著一位蘇丹叫查卡汗 there lived a sultan whose name was Chaka Khan
宣稱是偉大的成吉思汗的 and who claimed to be a direct descendant
直系後代 of the great Genghis Khan.
這只是宣稱，但做蘇丹 It was only a claim, but then being sultan
賦予他隨心所欲的權利 gave him the right to lay claim to whatever he wished.
他的話就是法律 His word was law.
做蘇丹很爽 It was good to be the Sultan.
蘇丹的鎮國之寶 Among the Sultan's greatest treasures
是全小亞細亞最美麗迷人的後宮 was the most charming and beautiful harem
鎮宮之寶是一個明妃 in all of Asia Minor and among them was a jewel.
她叫山魯佐德 Her name was Scheherazade
她靠她的機智和美貌活了下來 and she lived by her wits as well as her beauty.
我們故事開始時， As our story begins,
蘇丹已婚並且忙於戰爭 the Sultan was already married and at war.
我準備好了，蘇丹大王，問吧 I am ready, my Lord Sultan, ask.
我必須從星象中瞭解到， What I must know from the stars is this,
我是該放出軍隊搜索敵人 should I lead my men out in search of the enemy
還是等待他的進攻？ or wait for him to attack?
蘇丹愛他的妻子 The Sultan loved his wife
完全信任她 and trusted her completely.
不幸的是，蘇丹妻子不知恩圖報 Unfortunately, the Sultana did not return the favor.
別撩了，還我蘑菇 Don't tease, give it back
跟我說！ Tell me!
蘇丹丑，你英俊 The sultan is ugly, you're handsome
還有呢？ What else?
蘇丹是金針菇 The sultan is like a pin
我呢？ and mine?
杏鮑菇！請進！ A monster! Please!
快把頭塞進來 Just put the head in
那樣做我保證 Do that and I promise
你馬上會變成蘇丹 You will soon be sultan
請進 Please
蘇丹現在在哪？ and where is the sultan now?
和他的國師在一起 With his advisors
求你不要再撩了 Please don't tease
跟我做愛 Make l 她們吸食了只允許 they inhaled a substance that was allowed to be used
祭司獨自享用之物 by the priests alone.
什麼感覺很難解釋 What happened is difficult to explain
經歷許多階段 and went through many stages.
在一個階段 During one of these stages,
姑娘們感覺彼此熱血沸騰 the girls felt very warm towards each other
想肌膚相親 and wanted to touch.
首先行動的是塔瑪拉 The first to move was Tamara
把手伸進卡拉的上衣 who slid her hand inside Kala's blouse
撫摸起她的乳房 and touched her breasts.
她們都感覺如夢如幻 They all felt dream-like
看起來是慢動作 and seemed to move in a slowed motion.
塔瑪拉和卡拉開始親吻愛撫 Tamara and Kala began to kiss and caress
馬上，第三個感覺吃醋 and for an instant, the third felt jealous,
但然後卡拉轉而親吻她 but then Kala turned and kissed her
三個都倒在軟席上 and all three fell back onto the soft cushions.
她們停止三體開始合體 They ceased to be three bodies and became
用嘴用感官用舌頭用手指 all mouths and senses and tongues and fingers.
她們用手抱住彼此的頭，猶如捧杯 They held each others heads in their hands like cups
長吸彼此的唇 and took long drinks from each other's lips.
她們吻到吻變成一種折磨 They kissed until kissing became a torture
她們的手指總是找得到孔竅 Their fingers always found an opening
孔竅主人會接納它 and the owner would move to accept it
心甘情願 willingly
她們身體沒有被忽視的部分，全都逃不過吻 No parts of their bodies were ignored or escaped kissing
舌頭代替手指 Tongues replaced fingers
兩個玩弄一個 and two of them attacked one
彼此親吻，輪流被玩弄 kissing each other and taking turns at arousing their victims
她們給她的快樂如此美妙 The pleasure that they gave her was so exquisite
幾乎無法忍受 that it was almost impossible to bear
她尖叫為了有個盡頭 and she cried out for it to end
為了永遠沒有盡頭 and for it never to end
姑娘之一發現一個工具 One of the girls found an instrument
用在特別儀式上的 used in certain ceremonies
給它另一個好用途 and put it to another good use
三個姑娘如此迷失於彼此的身體 The three girls were so lost in each other
迷失於她們吸食的藥物 and in the drug they had inhaled,
她們沒有聽見神廟守衛歸來 that they did not hear the temple guards return.
姑娘們都被懲罰了 Each girls was punished.
之後這三個被驅逐 Afterwards, the three were banished.
第一個姑娘去了北方 The first girl went North,
第二個去了南方，第三個最年輕的 the second South and the third, who was the youngest,
順著商路旅行到西方 traveled West along the caravan routes.
請我的君主恩准 With my Monarch's permission,
第三個姑娘的冒險 the adventures of the third girl
成了另一個故事 form the body of another story.
山魯佐德把這個故事 Scheherazade saved the story
第三個最年輕的姑娘的故事留到最後 of the third and youngest girl for last.
她代之告訴蘇丹更多金馬的故事 Instead, she told the Sultan more about the horse
它能帶主人到任何地方 that was made of gold and able to carry its rider anywhere
以光速 and at the speed of light.
在那種速度下 At that speed,
王子不僅可以逆時間 the prince was not only carried backwards in time,
還可以順時間，他發現自己 but forwards as well and he found himself
在一個非常奇怪的地方 in a very strange place.
你穿成這樣幹什麼 What are you dressed up for?
我總是這樣穿 Well I always dress this way.
你是變態嗎 Are you a pervert?
不，我想不是 No, I don't think so.
太糟了 That's too bad.
那要十法郎 It'll be 10 franks then.
一法郎是什麼 What's a frank?
脫衣服我給你示範 Undress and I'll show you.
納妮特 Nannette!
羅伯特 Robert!
見鬼 Oh Shit
別又來了 Not again
一天晚上，山魯佐德親自演示她的故事 One night, Scheherazade demonstrated her story herself
蘇丹最喜歡這個故事 The sultan liked this story the best
完了嗎 Finish.
明天說 Tomorrow.
大約是因為漁夫的故事 Somewhere around the tales of the fisherman,
蘇丹完全失去了 the Sultan had lost all thought
結束山魯佐德生命的想法 of ending Scheherazade's life.
他事實上愛上了她 He had, in fact, fallen in love with her.
在一千零一夜 Now, on this thousandth and first night,
山魯佐德跟蘇丹講述了她最後的故事 Scheherazade told the Sultan her last story.
是關於第三個姑娘，她旅行到西方 It was about the third girl, the one who had traveled West
順著商路 along the caravan routes.
這姑娘當然是山魯佐德自己 This girl, of course, was Scheherazade herself
她跟蘇丹講她如何設法 and now she told the Sultan how she had managed
通過持續跟他講故事保住自己生命 to save her own life by continuing to tell him stories.
她講完後 When she finished,
蘇丹注視山魯佐德良久 the Sultan looked at Scheherazade for a long time,
微笑，然後問 smiled and then asked--
告訴我，那個山魯佐德到底跟 Tell me, exactly what were these stories
蘇丹講了什麼故事？ that Scheherazade told the Sultan?
我想全部聽到 I want to hear them all.
我應該開始嗎？ Should I begin?
開始吧。明天 Begin. Tomorrow.
山魯佐德和蘇丹大汗馬上結婚 山魯佐德成為新的正宮娘娘 他們的婚禮是小型的家庭婚禮