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it's the Late Show with Megan Mullaly
music Rabanne of scout
Oh Jamie and the CBS Orchestra
I'm glad you folks are in such a good
mood tonight because our next guests a
very funny a gentleman you can see him
appearing before thand v at Nick's
comedy stop in Cambridge Massachusetts
ladies and gentlemen give me a favor
welcome back to the program the very
funny Joe Wong Joe
hi everybody I see a lot of really cocky
bumper stickers you know like my son is
an honor student to our this car climb
Mount Washington I just want to see some
humble ones like my son just moved back
here with us or I'm on Facebook I have
two friends so when I driving in certain
states in this country I have to have my
papers ready because I'm an immigrant
and then I learned that our determine
immigrants has a negative connotation I
think that's probably why on those
immigration papers the United States
government decided to call us aliens
sounds so much nicer you know hey we're
not here to take our jobs
we're just here to abduct you
I heard this from my car radio a program
called this I believe where people talk
about what they really believe in and I
prepare some material for the show and I
just want to share it with you guys
tonight so this I believe by cheer Wang
I believe that uh if you give a man a
fish he will be totally weirded out and
I believe that our school closings for
parents are kind of like the year
Guantanamo Bay situation in the
beginning I lack
yeah it's closed oh no they're coming
here
and I believe that a Domino's is a
terrible name for a chain restaurant
and I believe that our the most
important thing the Chinese invented is
paper because before that we only had
rockin scissors
and I believe that our laughter is the
best medicine but is the worst
prescription looks like you have
pneumonia ha ha
and I believe that if I were to die in a
car accident I wanted to be a collision
at the cement fuck that we immediately
after I die there's a statue of me
and I believe that a when the Lord comes
back he'll be driving a car with a
bumper sticker that says what would I do
and he should have his papers ready
because his name is hey Suz
and I believe that our God is a woman
because she never forgets anything
you've ever done and she punishes with
vengeance only because she loves you
things comedy stopped in Cambridge and
there
I
right back with band of skulls everybody