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所以... 我知道你在想什么 So... I know what you're thinking.
为什么那只英俊无比的刺猬 Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog
被一个内战时期留着胡子的疯子追着？ being chased by a mad man with a mustache from the civil war?
老实说，我感觉我的整个生活都在运转. Gotta be honest, it feels like I've been running my whole life.
这是不是太过分了？ 我开得太快了吗？ Is this too much? Am I going too fast?
我就是这么做的. 你知道吗？ 让我们倒车. It's kinda what I do. You know what? Let's back up.
这是我来自的那个岛. This is the island where I am from.
这里什么都有:沙滩，瀑布 It had everything: sandy beaches, cascading waterfalls,
对循环的公共访问. public access to loop-de-loops.
我从来不用搭校车 And I never had to catch a school bus
因为我可以在不到两秒的时间内跑过整个岛. because I can run across the entire island in less than two seconds.
还有，那里没有学校. Also, there was no school.
我知道，很可爱的岛，对吗？ I know, pretty sweet island, right?
我生来就有非凡的能力，但我被告知要把它们保密. I was born with extraordinary powers, and was told to keep them in secret.
和其他孩子一样，我做了完全相反的事 And like any kid, I did the exact opposite.
那是长爪，她照顾我 That's Longclaw, she took care of me.
她基本上就是欧比-万·克诺比，如果欧比-万·克诺比长着一只喙，还吃老鼠的话 She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi, if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice.
索尼克，有人可能看到你了！ Sonic, someone could've seen you!
没人看见我. 我太快了！ No one saw me. I am too fast!
我想给你带来这个. And, I wanted to bring you this.
趴下！ Get down!
结果是强大的力量带来了强大的渴望力量的坏人. Turns out with great power comes great power-hungry bad guys.
我把它们都让给了我们. And I let them right to us.
听好了，索尼克. Listen carefully, Sonic.
你有一种我从未见过的超能力. You have a power unlike anything I've ever seen.
这意味着总有人想要它. And that means someone will always want it.
保持安全的唯一方法就是躲起来. The only way to stay safe is to stay hidden.
这个词在宇宙最远的一边. 你在那里应该很安全. This word is on the farthest side of the universe. You should be safe there.
-我不想丢下你走！ -你必须！ - I don't wanna go without you! - You must!
这些戒指将是你最重要的财产. These rings will be your most important possession.
如果你发现了，就用一个. If you ever discovered, use one.
永远不要停止奔跑. 现在快走！ Never stop running. Now go!
长爪！ Longclaw!
-再见，索尼克. -不！ - Goodbye, Sonic. - No!
不！ No!
来吧，一辆车？ C'mon, one car?
我很无聊. I'm bored.
汤姆，听得到吗？ 你在吗？ Tom, do you read me? Are you there?
不，韦德，我实际上在巴巴多斯的一艘游艇上 No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht in Barbados
和蕾哈娜一起. with Rihanna.
天啊. 太棒了，请发送图片. OMG. That's amazing, please send pics.
不，韦德，我在速度陷阱. No, Wade, I'm at the speed trap.
已经？ 你怎么这么快就回来了？ 巴巴多斯在海里. Already? How did you get back so fast? Barbados is in the ocean.
等等，我想我有发现了. Hang on, I think I got something.
嘿，伙计，哪里着火了？ Hey, buddy, where's the fire?
我们有孩子住在这附近. We've got kids living around here.
有点好笑，抱歉. It was kinda funny, sorry.
什么？ What?
汤姆，我们需要你到主街去. 发生了一场暴力的帮派枪战. Tom, we need you down on Main Street. There's been a violent gang shoot-out.
开个玩笑，一只狗偷了一个百吉饼. 但他们确实需要拿回来. Just kidding, a dog stole a bagel. But they do need it back.
伙计，你差点害死自己. Buddy, you almost got yourself killed out there.
你是什么，肾上腺素上瘾者吗？ What are you, some kind of an adrenaline junkie?
总是慢吞吞的，一定很难熬. Must be rough being slow all the time.
我告诉你，今天是你的幸运日. I'll tell you what, today is your lucky day.
你有没有觉得自己如此鲜活？ Have you ever felt so alive?
太棒了，你做得太棒了. This is great, you're doing amazing.
哦，天啊！ Oh, jeez!
恢复得不错！ Good recovery!
让我们保守这个小秘密，好吗？ Let's keep this our little secret, okay?
你从没见过我. 我从没来过这里. You never saw me. I was never here.
那么，你在期待什么？ So, what were you expecting?
一只肮脏的小刺猬在吃浆果，挣扎着生存？ A dirty little hedgehog eating berries, and struggling to survive?
我再想一想，因为我正过着世上最好的生活. Think again, because I am living my best life on Earth.
我有一个图书馆. I've got a library.
家庭健身房. A home gym.
和最先进的安全系统. And a state of the art security system.
哦，不！ Oh, no!
如果我发现了，我会听从长爪的指示， And if I ever discovered, I'll follow Longclaw's instructions,
用我的戒指逃到一个新星球 and use my rings to escape to a new planet.
一个美丽，安全，只有蘑菇的小世界. A nice, safe little world filled only with mushrooms.
又臭又恶心的蘑菇... Gross, smelly mushrooms...
我讨厌蘑菇. I hate mushrooms.
但我们不必担心所有这些. But let's not worry about all of that.
这是青山. This is Green Hills.
世界上最伟大的地方 The greatest place on Earth.
这些是我的子民，在那里，我说，我是他们可爱的太空生物. These are my people, and there, I say, I am their lovable space creature.
如果他们不知道我的存在怎么办？ So what if they don't know I exist?
我最喜欢的人是甜甜圈领主 My favorite person is the Donut Lord.
这座城市的保护者， Protector of this town,
是所有大小生物的捍卫者 and defender of all creatures, big and small.
早上好，唐纳德，黛西，达菲. Morning, Donald, Daisy, Daffy.
甜甜圈老爷和椒盐卷饼老爷住在一起 Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady.
她对动物非常好，奇怪的是她生来就没有骨头 She is super nice to animals, and strangely was born without bones.
镇上有个人真的盯上我了 There is one person in town who's actually onto me.
他叫我蓝魔 He calls me The Blue Devil.
-我昨晚差点抓到他. -向疯狂的卡尔问好 - I almost caught him last night. - Say hello to Crazy Carl.
我们一起玩得很开心 We have fun together.
我知道你在外面！ I know you're out there!
我知道你是真的！ And I know you're real!
不，我不是. No, I'm not.
电影之夜是我的最爱. Movie night is my favorite.
拜托，拜托... Please, please...
是的！ 基努，你是国宝. Yes! Keanu, you are a national treasure.
当我找到你的时候... -热门测试. - When I find you... - Pop quiz hot-shot.
公共汽车上有炸弹 There's a bomb on the bus.
测试热门. 经典台词. Pop quiz hot-shot. The classic line.
基本上，我们就像一家人， Basically, we're like a family,
尽管我们还没见过面. even though we haven't met yet.
你不觉得长时间的孤立会让你有点疯狂吗？ You don't think your prolonged isolation is making you a bit crazy perhaps?
疯了？ 我？ 不可能，医生. 你完全误会我了. Crazy? Me? No way, Doc. You got me all wrong.
尽管你有这么多所谓的朋友， And despite all these so called friends of yours,
你内心深处还是很孤独？ deep down you are still rather lonely?
也许是害怕你会永远孤单？ Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever?
嘿！ 不，不... Hey! No, no...
快离开那里！ 来吧！ 哦，别这样！ 快离开那里！ Get out of there! Come on! Oh, come on! Get out of there!
离开那里，你们这些垃圾熊猫！ Get out of there, you trash pandas!
作为绿山最受尊敬的兽医， Maddie, as Green Hills most respected veterinary,
消灭浣熊最快的方法是什么？ what is the fastest way to exterminate a racoon?
嗨，奥兹. 你好. 你很高兴见到我？ Hi, Ozzy. Hello. You're glad to see me?
你不吃垃圾吧？ You don't eat garbage, do you?
那是什么？ What's that?
-是我想的那样吗？ -打开它. - Is that what I think it is? - Open it.
-有点小，不好吗？ -只是... 打开它. - It's kinda small, is that bad? - Just... open it.
亲爱的托马斯，我们已经审阅了你的申请 Dear Thomas, we have reviewed your application
旧金山警察局， to the San Francisco Police Department,
和背景调查. and pending inter departmental review and background check.
我们很高兴地通知您，您已被选中加入我们的团队. And we are happy to inform you that you have been selected to join our team.
哇！ 哦我的天啊！ Wow! Oh my God!
旧金山烂透了？ San Francisco sucks?
错了. Wrong one.
-你从来没有怀疑过，嗯？ -不！ - You never had a doubt, huh? - No!
-真不敢相信！ -我知道. 你做到了！ - I can't believe this! - I know. You did it!
那些是什么？ What are those?
我在Zillow找到的出租公寓. Apartments for rent I found on Zillow.
我想我和奥兹明天可以飞过去， I though Ozzy and I can fly there tomorrow,
去附近看看. and check out some neighborhoods.
我是说，这一切发生得太快了. I mean, this is all happening so fast.
伙计，这是最疯狂的事，你申请了工作，你就得到了工作. Man, it's the craziest thing, you apply for the job, you get the job.
-嗯，待背景调查. -哦，伙计， - Well, pending a background check. - Oh, man,
希望他们不会发现你用了邻居的WiFi. hope they don't find out about that time you used the neighbor's WiFi.
更正，我还在用邻居的WiFi. Correction, I'm still using the neighbor's WiFi.
但是，玛蒂... But, Maddie...
你确定你没意见吗？ Are you sure you're okay with this?
托马斯·迈克尔·沃卓斯基， Thomas Michael Wachowski,
我在兽医学校的时候你都做了些什么？ what did you do the entire time I was in a veterinary school?
我做第二份工作是为了付房租，而且... I worked the second job to pay the rent, and...
第三份工作来付学费. A third job to pay tuition.
你为我牺牲，我很乐意为你牺牲. You sacrificed for me, I'm happy to sacrifice for you.
宝贝，你确定你没问题吗？ Babe, are you sure you're okay with this?
我是说，有一个沃卓斯基家族保护这个小镇50多年了. I mean, there's been a Wachowski protecting this town for more than 50 years.
这是一个很大的变化. This is a big change.
我很肯定. I'm positive.
是时候让这家伙出去证明自己了. It's time for this guy to get out there and prove himself.
我喜欢青山，但是... I love Green Hills, but...
你知道，我想帮助那些有真正困难的人. You know, I wanna help people in real trouble.
我希望有人在生死关头向我求助， I want someone to turn to me in a life-or-death situation,
我会陪着他们. and I'll be there for them.
-我明白了. 我真为你骄傲. -谢谢. - I get it. I'm so proud of you. - Thank you.
我怀着沉重的心情告诉你们 And so it is with a heavy heart, that I tell you all
我接受了旧金山警察局的一个职位 that I've accepted a position at the San Francisco Police Department
立即生效. effective immediately.
离开我的家乡和我所有的友情会很艰难. It's gonna be tough to leave my home town, and all my friendships.
但这是我需要做的事， But this is something I feel like I need to do,
成长为一个军官和一个男人. to grow, as both an officer, and a man.
你觉得呢，斯普林克斯中士？ What do you think, Sergeant Sprinkles?
不是很糟，对吧？ That wasn't so bad, right?
现在我要做的就是... Now all I gotta do is...
告诉所有不是甜甜圈的人. tell everyone who isn't a donut.
哇，季后赛. Whoa, the play-offs.
太酷了. So cool.
我们在第九局，平分. We're at the ninth, tie score.
你到底想要谁在比赛线上，索尼克. And exactly who you want at the plate with a game on the line, Sonic.
但是在投手丘上盯着他 But staring him down from the pitcher's mound
是青山中最可怕的左撇子，也是音速. is the most fearsome southpaw in Green Hills, also Sonic.
好的，集中注意力，索尼克. Okay, focus, Sonic.
如果你赢了这场比赛，你将是绿山最受欢迎的孩子. If you win this game you'll be the most beloved kid in Green Hills.
打到左边的那个人，他是一个真正的太空案例. Hit it to the guy in left, he's a real space case.
我不能和那家伙在一起. I can't with that guy.
嘿，batter Sonic，嘿，batter Sonic，好在batter Sonic. Hey, batter Sonic, hey, batter Sonic, is so in batter Sonic.
我来了，我来了... I got it, I got it...
我不明白. I don't got it.
回家去！ 回家去！ Go home! Go home!
来吧！ Come on!
安全！ Safe!
是的！ 是的！ 我做到了！ Yes! Yes! I did it!
你看到了吗？ 我做到了！ 我做到了. Did you see that? I did it! I did it.
我真的很孤单. I really am alone.
孤单一人. 永远. All alone. Forever.
我肯定没人注意到那个巨大的蓝色爆炸，对吧？ I'm sure no one noticed that giant blue explosion, right?
-嘿，韦德. -嗨，汤姆. 韦德来了. - Hey, Wade. - Hi, Tom. Wade here.
怎么回事？ What is going on?
-哦，天啊，我想停电了. -耶，杜. - Oh Gosh, I think the power is out. - Yap, dur.
灯灭了. 整个镇子都吓坏了. The lights are out. The whole town is freaking out.
-我该怎么办？ -好的. 放松点. - What should I do? - Okay. Relax.
深呼吸，打电话给吉尔， Take a deep breath, call Gil,
看看他们能不能找到下线，然后... see if they can locate the down line, then...
打电话给Zim，看看他能不能把发电机调到超级球杆上 call Zim, and see if he can get his generator over to the Super Cue
-这样食物就能保持新鲜. -在吉尔之前给Zim打电话？ - so the food stays fresh. - Call Zim before Gil?
-打电话给吉尔... 你好？ 等等. 等等！ -我再打给你. - Call Gil... Hello? Wait. Wait! - I'll call you back.
你好？ 说明就这样结束了吗？ Hello? Was that the end of the instructions?
好吧. 好吧. 你能做到的. Okay. All right. You can do this.
他说要做的第一件事是什么？ What was the first thing he said to do?
对啊. 放松点. Right. Relax.
20分钟前一股能量冲击了我们的能量 Twenty minutes ago an energy surge knocked our power
横跨整个西北太平洋. 我们知道些什么？ across the entire Pacific Northwest. What do we know?
我们的第一直觉是电磁脉冲. Our first instinct was it was an EMP.
但电磁脉冲没有那种能量. But electromagnetic pulses don't have that kind of power.
NASA已经排除了流星撞击或太阳耀斑的可能. NASA has ruled out meteor strikes or solar flares.
能源部说这不是发电厂的故障. The Department of Energy says it's not a power plant malfunction.
听起来我们很擅长找出不是什么. Sounds like we're really good at figuring out what it wasn't.
这可能是更大规模袭击的前奏. This could be a prelude to a larger attack.
我建议增派第五和第六团. -不，不... I'm suggesting we scramble the fifth and sixth regiment. - No, no...
这需要一个更复杂的头脑. 懂技术的人. This needs a much more sophisticated mind. Someone who understands technology.
-你想派一只小白鼠来？ -不是一般的实验室老鼠. - You wanna send in a lab rat? - Not just any lab rat.
一只长着牙齿的实验鼠. A lab rat with the teeth.
你不是在暗示我认为你在暗示谁. You're not suggesting who I think you're suggesting.
-我知道他有点怪... -奇怪？ - I know he's a little weird... - Weird?
-不，不. 不行！ -他是个心理恐怖分子. - No, no. No way! - He's a psychological terrifier.
但他也很聪明. 五个博士. 智商爆表. But he's also brilliant. Five PhDs. IQ off the charts.
他的无人机技术是革命性的. And his drone tech is revolutionary.
-你确定他能搞定？ -他有一个完美的行动记录. - You're sure he can handle this? - He has a perfect operations record.
--还记得巴基斯坦政变吗？ -没有. - Remember the coup in Pakistan? - No.
--还是阿塞拜疆的起义？ -它甚至不是一个国家. - Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan? - It's not even a country.
完全正确. 你可以为此感谢Robotnik. Exactly. And you can thank Robotnik for that.
我真不敢相信你把那个怪胎牵扯进来. I can't believe you're bringing that freak into this.
我也不能，但是... Neither can I, but...
我们别无选择. We have no choice.
伙计们，上来了！ Guys, coming up!
是的，少校. Yes, Major.
真是个... What a...
你是这里的负责人吗？ Are you in charge here?
-是的，我是. -不，错了！ - Yes, I am. - No. Wrong!
-姓名... -我负责！ - Name... - I'm in charge!
-我！ -是主要的... - Me! - Is Major...
-本... -我负责. - Ben... - I'm in charge.
你以前从没见过这样的事？ You've never seen anything like this before?
上面说我是世界上最棒的香蕉，世界上到处都是饥饿的小猴子. It says I'm a top banana in a world full of hungry little monkeys.
请允许我澄清. Allow me to clarify.
在基于关键重要性级别的顺序排列的层次结构中 In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance
我们之间的差距太大了，无法用数量来衡量. 斯通探员. the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone.
-医生认为你是基础病. -我正在启动一个扫描序列. - The Doctor thinks you're basic. - I'm initiating a sweep sequence.
每个方向十英里就够了. Ten miles in every direction should suffice.
-他还在看着我滑稽吗？ -是的，他是. - Is he still looking at me funny? - Yes, he is.
叫他停下来，不然我就把他的搜索记录拿出来. Tell him to stop or I'll pull out his search history.
如果你不停止看，医生，他会仔细看的... If you don't stop looking, the Doctor, he'll take a closer look...
-我不是聋子. -告诉他，他的人现在向我报告. - I'm not deaf. - And tell him his men report to me now.
打扰一下？ 听着，伙计，我不知道你是否意识到... Excuse me? Listen, pal, I don't know if you're realize...
对不起，少校，你叫什么名字？ I'm sorry, Major, what was your name?
-本宁... -没人在乎！ 没人在乎. - Benning... - Nobody cares! Nobody cares.
听着，少校没人在乎. Listen, Major Nobodycares.
你知道为什么没人在乎你是谁吗？ You know why nobody cares who you are?
因为没人在乎你的微不足道的成就. Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments.
没人在乎你妈妈有多骄傲 And nobody cares about how proud your Mommy is
你现在读的是三年级水平. that you're now reading at a third grade level.
你完成《夏洛特的网》了吗？ 剧透警报，她最后会死的. Have you finished 'Charlotte's Web' yet? Spoiler alert, she dies in the end.
但她留下了一个很大的令人毛骨悚然的蛋囊. But she leaves a big creepy egg sac.
哦，我的宝贝们. Oh, my babies.
看看我的卵囊里出了什么. Look what came out of my egg sac.
你知道我喜欢机器什么吗？ You know what I love about machines?
他们听话就做. 他们遵循自己的程序. They do what they're told. They follow their programming.
他们不需要休息来喝醉，把船放进水里. They don't need time-off to get drunk, and put the boat in the water.
你就照我说的去做. And you do what you're told.
站在你个人深渊的边缘. Stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss.
看着我的机器做你的工作. And watch my machines do your job.
-你能感觉到吗，斯通？ -我能感觉到，医生. - Can you feel it, Stone? - I can feel it, Doctor.
这是进化，斯通. It's evolution, Stone.
这是进化！ It's evolution!
-斯通探员？ -医生. - Agent Stone? - Doctor.
你在这幅图像中看到什么有用的东西了吗？ Do you see anything useful in this image?
-没什么，医生. -你当然不知道. - Nothing at all, Doctor. - Of course you don't.
你的眼睛没有受过专业训练来辨别痕迹 Your eyes weren't expertly trained to spot tracks
被美洲土著影狼. by the Native American Shadow Wolves.
真有点异乎寻常. That's extraordinary.
不，不寻常的是... No, what extraordinary is...
我确定了这个生物的确切高度，体重和脊椎弯曲度. I determined the exact height, weight, and spinal curvature of this creature.
我的电脑在任何地方都找不到一个匹配的 And my computer can't find a single match for it, anywhere
在地球的动物王国里. in Earth's animal kingdom.
这次停电不是恐怖袭击，也不是大脚怪宝宝. This blackout was not a terrorist attack, and that's no baby Bigfoot.
这家伙是另一回事 This guy is something else
完全是. entirely.
转移所有搜索单位到足迹所在地. Divert all search units to the site of the footprint.
对男人来说这只是一小步， That's one small step for man,
对我来说是一个巨大的飞跃. one giant leap for me.
好的，好的. 一切都很好. Okay, okay. Everything is fine.
你打了些棒球，有点心烦. You played some baseball, got a little upset.
闪电把你的屁股挡住了，现在他们又来找你了. Lightning shut out of your butt, and now they're coming for you.
好吧，好吧. 地球不再安全了. All right, all right. Earth isn't safe anymore.
B计划时间到了-蘑菇镇. 我得带上我的东西. Time for plan B - Mushroomville. I gotta take my stuff.
好吧，只有必需品. Okay, essential items only.
好的，牙刷，牙膏，发胶，夜灯，滑稽的帽子. Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste, hair gel, night light, funny hat.
这只吃了一半的哈密瓜，还有我的香薰蜡烛. This half-eaten cantaloupe, and my scented candle.
我所有的漫画书收藏. My entire comic book collection.
豆包椅，背包里能放一把豆包椅吗？ 不，不. Bean bag chair, can a bean bag chair fit in the backpack? No, no.
当然不. 真是太蠢了. Of course not. That's stupid.
好吧，还有什么？ 戒指！ 戒指，是的，当然！ Okay, what else? The rings! The rings, yes, of course!
开始了. 响铃时间. 蘑菇星球，我来了. Here we go. Ring time. Mushroom planet, here I come.
哦，不！ 他们就在外面，我得去别的地方. Oh, no! They're right outside, I gotta go somewhere else.
再见，凯夫. Goodbye, cave.
-嗨. -嘿. - Hi. - Hey.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
和Jojo和Rachel一起上色. Just coloring with Jojo and Rachel.
听起来有点没意思. That sounds half-fun.
嘿，这里有刺激的东西. 我们停电了. Hey, exciting stuff here. We had a power outage.
整个镇子一片漆黑. The whole town went dark.
就像一个告示牌告诉我离开道奇. It was like a sign telling me to get outta Dodge.
-韦德一定是疯了. -是的. - Wade must've lost his mind. - Yeah.
他也不会有什么损失. And he does not have much to lose.
你妹妹怎么样了？ 她说服你离开我了吗？ How's your sister? Does she convince you to leave me yet?
不，但她让我查你手机上的约会程序. No, but she did tell me to check your phone for dating apps.
我手机上唯一的应用程序就是它自带的. The only apps on my phone are the ones that came with it.
-还有橄榄园. -啊，因为当你在那里的时候... - And the Olive Garden. - Ah, because when you're there...
你是家人. You're family.
不行！ No way!
浣熊回来了. 他们将迎来一个惊喜. The racoons are back. And they are in for a surprise.
你的惊喜最好不是我的麻醉枪. 他们只是饿了. Your surprise better not be my tranquilizer gun. They're just hungry.
还有，这是给熊的. And also, that's for bears.
-很好，现在我知道它会有用的. -汤姆！ - Good, now I know it'll work. - Tom!
我开玩笑的，我只是想用它来吓唬他们. I'm kidding, I'm just gonna use it to scare them.
-可能会死. 爱你，亲爱的，再见. -去... - Possibly to death. Love you, honey, bye. - To...
D-I-V-O-R-S-E. D-I-V-O-R-S-E.
好吧，我加入. 对甜甜圈领主的财产损失最小. Okay, I'm in. With minimal damage to Donut Lord's property.
开始了. Here we go.
在地球上没有成功，但没关系. 你要去一个安全的世界. Didn't work out on Earth, but that's okay. You're going to a safe world.
一个充满蘑菇的美好安全的世界. 那里的蘑菇将是你唯一的朋友. A nice safe world full of mushrooms. Mushrooms there will be your only friends.
听起来很糟糕，我不能这么做. That sounds awful, I can't do this.
你必须这么做，别无选择. You have to do it, there's no other option.
好吧. All right.
SFPD，待查背景. 爪子在空中！ SFPD, pending background check. Paws in the air!
呃... 喵？ Uhhh... meow?
旧金山？ San Francisco?
不. No.
什么？ What?
蓝色恶魔. The Blue Devil.
-甜甜圈领主？ -你会说话？ - Donut Lord? - You can talk?
你不是... You're not...
-你不是来绑架我的吧？ -你绑架了我！ - You're not here to abduct me, are you? - You abducted me!
好吧，说得很对. 你是什么？ Okay, it's a fair point. What are you?
你为什么躲在我的车库里？ Why are you hiding out in my garage?
我需要一个安全的地方， I needed somewhere safe,
你是我唯一能想到的人，甜甜圈老爷. and you are the only person I could think of, Donut Lord.
-你为什么一直叫我甜甜圈领主？ -因为你和甜甜圈说话， - Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord? - 'Cause you talk to donuts,
如果他们跑出队伍就吃掉他们. and then eat them if they get out of the line.
-再一次，公平. -等等... 蘑菇都在哪？ - Again, fair. - Wait... Where are all the mushrooms?
为什么我还在地球上？ 是什么... 哦，不，我的戒指丢了！ Why am I still on Earth? What did... Oh, no, I lost my rings!
什么？ What?
出什么事了？ 这是你的母舰吗？ What's happening? Is this your mothership?
-我没心情被调查. -你觉得你很担心？ - I'm not in the mood to get probed. - You think you're worried?
我连裤子都没穿. I'm not even wearing pants.
真是个... What a...
-他们来找我了！ -谁来找你？ - They're coming for me! - Who's coming for you?
-那跟我有什么关系？ -我没时间解释， - What does that have to do with me? - I don't have time to explain,
-但你得帮我. -不，我不知道. 为什么？ - but you have to help me. - No, I don't. Why?
嗯，我的腿，通常会被归类为致命武器 Well, my legs, which normally would be classified as lethal weapons
感觉像意大利面. feel like spaghetti.
我需要你的帮助，拜托. 这是生与死. I need your help, please. It's life or death.
好吧，跟我来. Fine, come with me.
帮点忙？ Little help?
-好吧，待在这里. 安静点. --好的计划，伟大的计划. - All right, stay here. And be quiet. - Good plan, great plan.
我们怎么合作得这么好？ 几乎完成了彼此的句子. How are we working so well together? Practically finishing each other sentences.
好的，再见. Okay, bye.
你好啊. Hello there.
我能为你效劳吗？ Can I help you?
早上好，我的乡下朋友. Good morning, my rural chum.
我... I'm...
来自电力公司，调查停电事件. from the power company, investigating the blackout.
如果你不介意的话，我想在你家录几次读数？ If you don't mind I'd like to take a few readings inside your house?
不是开玩笑吧，你是电力公司的？ No kidding, you're from the power company?
你一定认识我的哥们儿斯宾塞. 我们一起打垒球. You must know my buddy Spencer. We play softball together.
斯宾塞，他是个好人. Spence, he's a good man.
-是的，是的... 快进来！ -太好了. - Yeah, yeah... come on in! - Great.
把你需要的读数都拿去. 除了... Take all the readings you need. Except...
电力公司通常不是从屋外采集读数吗？ Don't the power company usually take their readings from outside the house?
这样即使你不在家他们也能查到. That way they can check even if you're not home.
还有，我的朋友斯宾塞在煤气公司工作. Also, my buddy Spencer works at the gas company.
他更像是一个飞盘高手. 所以，你想告诉我为什么 And he's more of an ultimate Frisbee guy. So, you wanna tell me why
你以为我傻到让你进我家？ you think I'm dumb enough to just let you walk inside my house?
-对不起，先生...？ -沃卓斯基. - I'm sorry, Mr...? - Wachowski.
但大家都叫我汤姆. But everyone calls me Tom.
除了我的牙医，他叫我蒂姆. Except my dentist, he calls me Tim.
但这已经持续了这么久，如果我纠正他的话，那就太奇怪了. But it's go on for so long now that it would be just weird if I corrected him.
嗯，汤姆，他的牙医叫他蒂姆. Well, Tom, whose dentist calls him Tim.
你可能已经注意到，整个镇子都在停电. You may have noticed that this entire town has been experiencing a power outage.
是的，没有灯，我听到了. Yup, no lights, picked up on that.
20分钟前我追踪到一个能量脉冲 Twenty minutes ago I tracked an energy pulse
和造成破坏的那个签名相似. with the similar signature to the one that caused that disruption.
听着，先生...？ Listen, Mr...?
医生. 罗伯特尼克医生. Doctor. Doctor Robotnik.
但我的牙医叫我罗伯. But my dentist calls me Rob.
听着，罗博茨基医生... Look, Doctor Robotskiz...
我相信你来这里的目的是很严肃的， I'm sure what you're here for is very serious,
但这与我无关，你可以问镇上的任何人. but it's got nothing to do with me, you can ask anyone in town.
-每个人都认识我. -我打赌他们会的. - Everyone knows me. - I bet they do.
我相信你一定很受欢迎 I'm sure you hella popular with a Gabs and Murls
比利·鲍勃在这个荣耀的加油站休息站. and Billy Bobs in this glorified gas station rest stop.
这可以追溯到给奶牛小费和在酒壶乐队演奏的年代. Which goes way back to the days of tipping cows and playing on a jug band.
也许有一天你实现了你的目标 And maybe some day you've achieved your goal
或者领养一只拉布拉多犬. of getting a Costco card, or adopting a Labradoodle.
但事实是，我超越了你要做的一切 But the reality is, I surpassed everything you're ever going to do
在我还是个蹒跚学步的孩子之前. before I was a toddler.
你还在吐公式的时候我在吐公式. I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula.
-事实上，我是母乳喂养的. -不错. - I was breastfed, actually. - Nice.
在我孤儿的脸上擦. Rub that in my orphan face.
沃卓斯基先生，你熟悉美国法典904第10章第104条吗？ Mr. Wachowski, are you familiar with US code 904, title 10, article 104?
-是的... -任何试图帮助 - Yeah... - Anyone, who attempts to aid
美国的敌人将遭受死亡. an enemy of the United States shall suffer death.
如果是我抓到你， And if I'm the one who catches you,
会更糟的. it'll be even worse.
比死还惨？ Worse than death?
好吧，我是个球. 只是个普通的球. Okay, I'm a ball. Just a normal ball.
我像个凸起一样融入其中. I'm blending in like a bulge.
别说了. 不，你别说了. 安静点，索尼克. 你安静点，索尼克！ Stop talking. No, you stop talking. Be quiet, Sonic. You be quiet, Sonic!
哦，我希望他们没有用X光扫描我， Oh, I hope they aren't scanning me with X-Rays,
我吃了一顿尴尬的午餐. I had kind of an embarrassing lunch.
别吓坏了. 别害怕... 别吓坏了. Don't freak out. Don't freak... Don't freak out.
别吓坏了. 别吓坏了. Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
我吓坏了！ I'm freaking out!
你为什么不把楼梯铺上地毯？ Why don't you had your staircase carpeted?
与... Compared to...
-旧管子. -是的. - Old pipes. - Yeah.
可能只是房子没问题. 这里没什么好看的. Probably just the house settling. Nothing to see here.
嘿！ Hey!
事情是这样的. Here's the thing.
我从来不会错. I'm never wrong.
好吧，我想，一切都是第一次. Well, first time for everything, I guess.
你想来点蛋糕吗？ Would you like some cake?
我听说浣熊的嘴是所有经常吃垃圾的动物中最干净的. I hear racoons have the cleanest mouths of any animal that routinely eats garbage.
看那儿. Look at that.
我是对的. I was right.
注意缺乏惊喜. Note the lack of surprise.
我们要再试一次吗？ Should we try this again?
我给你五秒钟告诉我它在哪. 五个. I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me where it is. Five.
-我不知道你在说什么. -四个. - I don't know what's you're talking about. - Four.
嘿，硬汉，我是警察. 而你却在威胁一个警官. Hey, tough guy, I'm a cop. And you're threatening an Officer.
你怎么能威胁一个从未存在过的人？ 三个. How can you threaten somebody who never existed? Three.
来吧，绞尽脑汁！ Come on, rack your brain!
你也许能想出一些蹩脚的借口继续活下去. You might be able to come up with some lame excuse to go on living.
一分为二... In two...
一个！ One!
等等！ 别伤害他. Wait! Don't hurt him.
这感觉太过分了. This feels excessive.
待在我后面. Stay behind me.
别担心，我就在我想要的地方. Don't worry, I got it right where I want it.
你能相信亚马逊会用这些东西送包裹吗？ Can you believe Amazon is gonna deliver packages with these thing?
这是个可怕的计划，我在想什么？ This was a horrible plan, what was I thinking?
我要吐了！ I'm gonna puke!
来吧！ Come on!
我们得离开这里. We gotta get out of here.
别告诉我你就只有这些. 我才刚开始. Don't tell me that's all you've got. I'm just getting started.
如果你想和蓝队打第二回合就告诉我. Let me know if you wanna go round two with the blue.
医生！ Doctor!
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
我刚看到一个人跑出来然后想... I just saw a guy race outta here and thought...
你应该阻止他们吗？ That you should stop them?
张开嘴， Open your mouth,
说你认为你应该阻止他们. and say you thought that you should stop them.
不，我想也许我应该检查一下你是否还好. No, I thought that maybe I should check to see if you're okay.
你知道做世界上最聪明的人难在哪里吗？ You know what's hard about being the smartest person in the world?
-其他人看起来都很蠢. -是的. 干得好. - Everyone else seems stupid. - Yes. Way to go.
你拿到那个了. You got that one.
不管这个生物是什么，我们的工作就是保护它， Whatever this creature is, it's our job to secure it,
消除它，揭开它的力量之源. neutralize it, uncover the source of its power.
如果它反抗... And if it resists...
我们把它拆开， we take it apart,
一块块地. piece by piece.
看看是什么让它走了. See what makes it tick.
-斯通. -医生. - Stone. - Doctor.
叫做视错觉. Call Optical Illusions.
告诉他们我需要新镜框. Tell them I need new frames.
他们知道我喜欢哪种. They know what kind I like.
带上那根羽毛笔. And bring that quill.
是的，医生. Yes, Doctor.
好吧，伙计， All right, pal,
你现在就得开始说话. You need to start talking right now.
你是谁啊？ 你是什么？ Who are you? What are you?
我是刺猬，我觉得这很明显. I'm a hedgehog, I feel like that's obvious.
-我有大麻烦了. -你有大麻烦了？ - And I'm in big trouble. - You're in big trouble?
你不是那个打了政府怪人的人. You're not the one who punched some sort of government weirdo back there.
你觉得你有问题吗？ 我的戒指丢了！ You think you have problems? I lost my rings!
戒指？ 你在说什么啊？ Rings? What are you talking about?
好吧，戒指是所有先进文化在世界之间旅行的方式. Okay, rings are how all advanced cultures travel between worlds.
现在我的房子在尖顶上 And now mine are on top of a pointy building
我只在你皮肤上见过紧身T恤. I've only ever seen on your skin tight t-shirt.
所以，我想让你带我去旧金山， So, I'd like you to take me to San Francisco,
这样我就可以拿回我的戒指，用它们去蘑菇星球了. so I can get back my rings and use them to go to the Mushroom planet.
-蘑菇星球？ -是的！ - Mushroom planet? - Yes!
对啊. Right.
-好的，伙计. 你出去吧. -对不起，什么？ - Okay, pal. Out you go. - I'm sorry, what?
听着，现在是我惹麻烦的最好时机，好吗？ Look, this is the worst possible time for me to get myself into trouble, okay?
你让我救你的命，我救了你的命. You asked me to save your life, I saved your life.
现在求你了，去找你的戒指，还有你的蘑菇地. Now please, go find your rings, and your Mushroomland.
希望我能在病床上醒来， Hopefully I'm gonna wake up in the hospital bed,
医生会告诉我结肠镜检查很成功. and the doctors gonna tell me that my colonoscopy was a big success.
-好吗？ 那么，再见. -好的，再见. - Okay? So, goodbye. - Okay, goodbye.
再见. Goodbye.
-你为什么不走？ -我不知道旧金山在哪里. - Why aren't you leaving? - I don't know where San Francisco is.
-是西边. -西？ - It's West. - West?
--直射，不能错过. -很好. 那很酷. - Straight shot, can't miss it. - Fine. That's cool.
我现在说再见完全没问题. I'm totally cool saying goodbye now.
所以，当我坠入冰冷黑暗的太平洋海水时 So, as I crashed into the cold dark water of the Pacific
我意识到了一些事情. I realized a few things.
A）我不知道我要去哪里； A) I have no idea where I'm going;
b）盐水刺痛. b) salt water stings.
C）我现在甚至不应该在这个星球上，但我在. C) I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am.
-为什么？ 因为你开枪打我！ -我知道. - Why? Because you shot me! - I know.
你开枪打我！ You shot me!
好吧. 我第一次听到你说的. 你不必... All right. I heard you the first time. You don't have to...
加起来吧，我的天哪. pile it on, good grief.
我湿透了. 我好冷. I'm wet. I'm cold.
我头上有条鱼！ There's a fish on my head!
很明显我一个人做不到. And clearly I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own.
-好吧，上车. -真的吗？ 你要帮我吗？ - All right, get in the truck. - Really? You gonna help me?
我想这一切发生在你身上都是我的错. I guess it is a little bit of my fault that all of this happening to you.
一点也不是，完全是. 完全是你的错. Not a little bit, entirely. It is entirely your fault.
好吧，这完全是我的错. 你来吗？ Okay, it's entirely my fault. Are you coming?
是的. Yes.
公路旅行. Roadtrip.
我在干嘛？ What am I doing?
好吧，这次旅行会有规矩的. 第一名: All right, there's gonna be rules on this trip. Number one:
一直按我说的做. do exactly as I say all the time.
-明白了吗？ -明白了，甜甜圈领主. - Got it? - Got it, Donut Lord.
你能不能别跟甜甜圈老爷说了？ Would you stop with the Donut Lord?
我有名字. 是汤姆. I have a name. It's Tom.
我是声波. I'm Sonic.
音速？ 音速. Sonic? Sonic.
这么说，你已经监视我们很多年了. So, you've been spying on us all for years.
我是说，我不会把它叫做间谍. I mean, I wouldn't call it spying.
我们只是出去玩玩，只是我没被邀请， We were all just hanging out, only I wasn't invited,
没人知道我在那里. and no one knew I was there.
我不敢相信疯狂的卡尔一直都是对的. I can't believe Crazy Carl was right all this time.
是啊，你应该叫他超级观察卡尔. Yeah, you should call him Super Observing Carl instead.
-天啊，马上停车！ -什么？ 什么？ - Oh my God, stop the car right now! - What? What?
世界上最大的橡皮筋球？ 我们得看看！ The World's Largest Rubber Band Ball? We gotta see it!
不，不. 这可不是什么好玩的家庭旅行，好吗？ No, no. This is not some fun family roadtrip, okay?
政府想解剖你，然后逮捕我. 这是严肃的. The government wants to dissect you, and arrest me. This is serious.
你是对的. 很蹩脚. 不过礼品店很酷. You were right. It was lame. Gift shop was cool, though.
我给你买了鼠标垫. I got you a mouse pad.
我们什么时候能到那儿？ When are we gonna get there?
我们到了那里就到了. We will get there when we get there.
好吧，我去找韦德看看他知不知道发生了什么事. All right, I'm gonna go check in with Wade to see if he knows what's going on.
你要去看韦德穿那件玻璃衣服吗？ You gonna see Wade in that glass thing?
这是什么？ 传送箱？ What is it? A teleportation box?
是个投币电话. It's a pay phone.
主要是给毒贩和逃犯的，也就是我们. It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives from the law, which is us.
待在车里. 我不想让任何人看到你. Stay in the car. I don't want anybody seeing you.
好吧！ Fine!
好吧. 好吧. 那是地球上最凉爽的地方，但你得待在车里. Okay. Okay. That is the coolest place on Earth, but you have to stay in the car.
坚强点. 坚强点. Be strong. Be strong.
你好. 青山警察局. Hello. Green Hills Police Department.
-韦德，是我. -嗨，很高兴你打电话来. - Wade, it's me. - Hi, I'm so glad that you called.
所以，有些人进来问了一些问题. 有点毛骨悚然. So, some guys came in asking some questions. A little creepy.
让我想起了《黑衣人》里的人， Kinda reminded me of guys from Men in Black,
但不如威尔·史密斯那么讨人喜欢，那么迷人. but not as likable, or charming as Will Smith.
等等，什么问题？ Wait, what kinda questions?
关于恐怖主义的问题. Questions about terrorism.
我告诉他们，就像... 我和汤姆去冰上钓鱼了. I told them that, like... I've gone ice fishing with Tom.
他不知道怎么做炸弹. 他连做都做不到，像冷天里的诱饵. He doesn't know how to make a bomb. He can't even make, like bait in the cold.
好吧，韦德，听我说. 这真的很重要. All right, Wade, listen to me. This is really important.
别告诉他们我们谈过了，好吗？ Don't tell them that we talked, okay?
我想他们已经知道了. You know, I think they already know.
沃卓斯基先生. Mr. Wachowski.
汤姆. Tom.
我想让你知道 I want you to know that the only other person
曾经打过我脸的人是学校里的恶霸. who have ever punched me in the face was the school bully.
他在自助餐厅打我造成钝器挫伤 He hit me in the cafeteria causing a blunt force contusion
我眼眶骨周围的软组织. to the soft tissue surrounding my orbital bone.
在全校人面前羞辱我. Humiliated me in front of the entire school.
你知道我做了什么回应吗？ And you know what I did in response?
我猜你向校长办公室举报了他， I'm assuming that you reported him to the Principal's office,
因为你知道这种行为是不能接受的. 'cause, you know that kinda behavior is really unacceptable.
不，我检查了一个大脑受到钝伤的世界的低效性， No, I examined the inefficiency of a world with blunt traumed brain,
我用技术解决了这种效率低下的问题. and I used technology to resolve that inefficiency.
这个男孩用吸管吃饭一年了. The boy ate his meals through a straw for a year.
我再也没输过一次. 直到今天. And I have never lost a fight again. Until today.
那我就万岁了？ Hooray for me then, huh?
不，因为你就要变成一个拿着稻草的恶霸了！ No, because you're about to become the bully with a straw!
我来找你，沃卓斯基先生. I'm coming for you, Mr. Wachowski.
当我抓到你的时候... And when I catch you I'll...
你好？ 你好？ Hello? Hello?
-喂？ 你好？ -我想他真的挂了. - Hello? Hello? - I think he actually hung up.
-因为我注意到灯没亮. -谢谢你，Brainfart警官. - Because I noticed that the light isn't on. - Thank you, Officer Brainfart.
如果你给我一点时间，我可以打外线. If you give me a second I can get an outside line.
不，别烦了. 你就坐在那里当你- No, don't be bothered. You just sit there and be you-
sless. sless.
没人会在这里抹掉我的记忆？ No one's gonna erase my memory here?
我会告诉人们这件事. I will tell people about this.
好吧，不是最健康的一餐，但是... Okay, not exactly the healthiest meal, but...
音速？ Sonic?
不，不. No, no.
你好，搭档. Howdy, partner.
我不是你的搭档，来吧，我们要走了. I'm not your partner, come on, we're leaving.
但有一个ZZ顶级封面乐队，你得看看他们的胡子. But there's a ZZ Top cover band, you gotta see their beards.
我们得改天再去抓他们. 我们走吧. 起来. We will have to catch them some other time. Let's go. Get up.
如果我们留下来，我保证在剩下的旅途中我不会再说一个字. If we stay I promise I won't say another word for the rest of the trip.
正在启动... 现在. Starting... now.
欢迎来到活塞坑，伙计们，我能给你们点什么？ Welcome to the Piston Pit, what can I get you fellas?
我要玉米片，水牛翅，还有番茄酱. 很有趣的词，不是吗？ 番石榴. 番石榴. I want nachos and buffalo wings, and guac. Funny word, isn't it? Guac. Guac.
小孩不准进来. 他戴了什么面具吗？ No kids allowed in here. What's he got on, some kinda mask?
他实际上43岁，患有一种非常罕见的皮肤病. He's actually 43 years old, and suffers from a very rare skin disease.
阻碍了他的成长，让他看起来... That stunts his growth, and makes him look...
就像... 像那样. like... like that.
我与生俱来的面容，我一路拾起的自信. The face I was born with, the confidence I picked up along the way.
-请给我们做一杯醇厚的黄色. -好的. - Make us a Mellow Yellow please. - Okay.
-你欠我个人情. -我以前从没坐过酒吧的凳子. - You owe me one. - I've never sat on the bar stool before.
这么软. 哦，看这个，它在旋转！ So squishy. Oh, look at this, it spins!
是的. Yes.
-我觉得恶心. -玩得开心吗？ - I feel sick. - Having fun?
把这个从你的遗愿清单上查下来，嗯？ 今晚对你来说很重要？ Gonna check this off your bucket list, huh? Big night for ya?
什么是遗愿清单？ What's a bucket list?
遗愿清单是个... Bucket list is a...
这是你一生中想要做的事情... It's a list of things you wanna do in your life before you...
好吧，去死吧. well, kick the bucket.
我也从来没死过. 我得列个单子. I've never kicked the bucket either. I gotta make my list.
音速. Sonic.
为什么？ 出什么事了？ Why? What's the matter?
有那么多事我从来没做过. There are so much stuff I've never done.
现在我要永远离开地球了... And now that I'm leaving Earth forever...
我想我错过了机会. I guess I missed my chance.
好吧，我想这是一个可以让你生活和完成很多事情的地方 Well, I guess this is the kinda place you can get a lot of live and done
在短时间内. in a short period of time.
我想我们可以抽出一个小时. I suppose we can spare an hour.
什么？ 你要和我一起写遗愿清单吗？ What? You gonna bucket list with me?
-当然，为什么不呢. -你不会后悔的. - Sure, why not. - You won't regret this.
我很确定我会的. I'm pretty sure I will.
新的高分. New high score.
等等，这头公牛是少了一个头还是有两个屁股？ Wait a second, does this bull missing a head or does it have two butts?
-这很容易. -好的. - This is easy. - Okay.
我是牛仔，宝贝. I'm a cowboy, baby.
我没事. I'm okay.
耶！ Yeah!
是啊，笑吧. Yeah, laugh it up.
干得好，罗密欧. Nice work, Romeo.
-很高兴你玩得开心. -我玩得很开心. - Glad you're having a good time. - I am having a good time.
我过得很开心，我的意思是什么会出错？ I'm having the best time, I mean what could go wrong?
我们能帮你吗？ Can we help you?
-我们不喜欢你这种人. -我们的同类？ 那是哪种？ - We don't like your kind around here. - Our kind? What kind is that?
潮人. Hipsters.
你好大的胆子？！ How dare you?!
嘿，你知道吗？ 反正我们是要走了，不是吗？ Hey, you know what? We were just leaving anyway, weren't we?
-没问题... -不，不. 没事的. - Not a problem... - No, no. It's okay.
不，不. 我们要走了. No, no. We're leaving.
我很清楚怎么处理这种情况. I know exactly how to handle this situation.
测试热门. Pop quiz hot-shot.
你刚和一只伪装得很差的刺猬打了一架 You just picked a fight with a poorly disguised hedgehog
看过太多动作片的人. 你是做什么的？ who's seen way too many action movies. What do you do?
你是做什么的？ What do you do?
我疯了吗？ 它应该会坏的，对吧？ Am I crazy? It was supposed to break, right?
请休息. 请休息. 请打碎瓶子. 求你了. Break please. Break please. Break please, bottle. Please.
音速？ Sonic?
-干得好. -谢谢. 很棒，对吧？ - Nice doing. - Thanks. It's awesome, right?
好吧，下一个是谁？ 谁想来点？ All right, who's next? Who wants some?
我该打谁？ Who do I get to beat up?
嘿，有人看到我的女招待了吗？ 还在等那些水牛翅呢. Hey, has anybody seen my waitress? Still waiting on those buffalo wings.
啊，你！ Ah, you!
真的吗？ Really?
-那么，我们应该离开这里吗？ -是的，该走了. - So, should we get out of here? - Yeah, time to go.
太棒了！ That was amazing!
等等，我们付小费了吗？ 没关系！ Wait a second, did we even pay our tip? It doesn't matter!
看这个. 看这个. 我一直想这么做. Watch this. Watch this. I always wanted to do this.
-抓住他们！ -再见，笨蛋. - Get them! - See ya, suckers.
我说不清，但我想他们喜欢我. I can't say for sure, but I think they liked me.
-是的！ 是的！ -耶！ - Yes! Yes! - Yeah!
哎哟！ Ouch!
-他们把你抓得很好. --我没事，受到的打击更大了. - They got you pretty good. - I'm all right, have been hit harder.
你看到我用了多少卫生纸了吗？ Did you see how much toilet paper I used?
下一个进洗手间的人就没有东西可擦了. The next person that goes into that bathroom will have nothing to wipe with.
地板粘乎乎的. 人群很粗鲁. 而且我们的胜算不大. The floors were sticky. The crowd was rough. And the odds were against us.
但是没有人能阻止甜甜圈领主和蓝影侠. But there was no stopping Donut Lord and the Blue Blur.
从我的单子上再划一个. Scratch another one off my list.
你是个奇怪的小家伙. You are a weird little dude.
-好的. -那么，我们现在该怎么办？ - Okay. - So, what are we gonna do now?
我看电视都要晕过去了. I'm gonna pass out watching TV.
-你也应该. -但这是我在地球上的最后一晚. - You should, too. - But this is my last night on Earth.
-我想把每一秒都吸进去. -好吧，嗯... - I wanna soak up every last second. - All right, well...
在这间屋子里你能做的任何事，你都可以自己去做. Anything you can find to do in this room, you knock yourself out.
好时光. Good times.
哦，别这样. Oh, come on.
-太可怕了，你吃了什么？ -我想这叫红辣椒. - That's awful, what did you eat? - I think it's called a chili dog.
你最好看看你的皮毛，伙计. You might wanna check your fur on that one, buddy.
嘿，下一个你想去的星球是什么？ Hey, so what's this next planet you're supposed to go to like?
这不是地球. 我可以告诉你. 没有人. It's no Earth. I can tell you that. There's no people.
只有可呼吸的空气和巨大的蘑菇之类的. Just breathable air and giant mushrooms, and stuff.
嗯，这么看吧. Well, look at it this way.
至少你不会是唯一的Fun-Gi. At least you won't be the only fun-gi.
不，别再那样做了. No, don't ever do that again.
我很喜欢. I liked it.
我真的会想念这个地方的. I'm really gonna miss this place.
我知道为了安全我必须离开地球，但如果长爪错了怎么办？ I know I have to leave Earth to be safe, but what if Longclaw was wrong?
也许我可以在这里过上自己的生活. Maybe I could have a life here.
好吧，我们该睡一觉了. All right, we should get some sleep.
你睡吧，别担心我，我会熬夜的 You sleep, don't worry about me, I'm gonna stay up all night
尽我所能享受地球. enjoying Earth while I can.
当然，孩子. Sure, kid.
只要我们八点前上路. As long as we're on the road by eight.
Thomas Wachowski，被控犯有国内恐怖主义行为 Thomas Wachowski, accused of committing an act of domestic terrorism.
Wachowski被认为是武装的和危险的. Wachowski is considered armed and dangerous.
有关他下落的任何信息都应报告 Any information regarding his whereabouts should be reported
立即通知地方当局. to local authorities immediately.
他说他要去哪了吗？ Did he say where he was going?
也许吧. 也许不是. Maybe. Maybe not.
就像我以前告诉过你的那样. Like I'd ever tell you.
停止行动，斯通探员. Stand down, Agent Stone.
这位好心的市民显然不明白 This well-meaning citizen obviously doesn't understand
事情的紧迫性. the urgency of the matter.
真的吗？ Really?
这就是我所谓的“好警察，坏警察”. Now, that's what I call 'good cop, bad cop'.
让自己开着. Left yourself open.
从去旧金山最快的路线来看， Judging by the quickest route to San Francisco,
他们车辆的大概速度和当地的天气状况... the approximate speed of their vehicle and local weather conditions...
他们应该... They should be...
就在... right about...
这里. here.
-太棒了，先生. -谢谢... 毫无意义. - That's brilliant, Sir. - Thanks... for nothing.
-那么，你的遗愿清单上有什么？ -我？ - So, what's on your bucket list? - Me?
-是啊，每个人都有遗愿清单，对吧？ -嗯，当然，但是... - Yeah, everyone has a bucket list, right? - Well, sure, but...
我是说，你才是那个离开地球的人. I mean, you are the one leaving Earth.
我也不打算很快就死. And I'm not planning on dying anytime soon.
别那么肯定，你最好的朋友是危险的磁铁. Don't be so sure, your best friend is a magnet for danger.
你要把自己涂成那个小妞？ You're anointing yourself as the bestie?
有点冒昧，但是... 我是说... Little presumptuous, but... I mean...
我当然喜欢你，但是... I like you, of course, but...
你知道，我们不是最好的朋友. You know, we're not best friends.
你昨晚给我盖被子. You tucked me in last night.
-好吧，好吧. 最好的动物朋友. -那是我的狗奥兹. - Fine, fine. Best animal friend. - That would be my dog Ozzy.
好吧，让我们把这个越来越羞辱的话题困住. Okay, let's trap this increasingly humiliating topic of conversation.
遗愿清单. 把它给我. Bucket list. Give it to me.
好吧，有一件事. Okay, there is one thing.
在青山里我总觉得， In Green Hills I've always felt,
我不知道，更像一个保姆而不是一个真正的警察，你知道吗？ I don't know, more like a baby sitter than a real cop, you know?
所以，我想要一个在真正的压力下证明自己的机会. So, I want a chance to prove myself under real pressure.
我要搬到旧金山，当个街头警察. I'm gonna move to San Francisco, become a street cop.
我不知道，看看我有没有能力. And, I don't know, see if I have what it takes.
什么？ What?
-你的脸怎么会这样？ -你要离开绿山？！ - Why is your face doing that? - You're leaving Green Hills?!
-好的. -不... 但是... 但为什么呢？ - Okay. - Bu... But... But why?
-你为什么要离开青山？ -也许你很难理解， - Why would you leave Green Hills? - This maybe hard for you to understand,
但是绿山是一个小镇，是一个非常小的小镇. but Green Hills is a small town, it's a very small town.
不小啊. 有成百上千的人. It's not small. There are hundreds of people.
那是个小镇，伙计. That's a small town, dude.
这是个完美的小镇，人们需要你. It's a perfect town, and the people need you.
拜托，我在冬天清理他们的排水沟，启动他们的车. Please, I clean up their gutters, I jumpstart their cars in the winter.
他们可以叫任何人来做这件事. They can call anybody to do that.
当然，他们可以给任何人打电话，但不可以. 他们叫你. Sure, they can call anybody, but the don't. They call you.
伊尼米尼米尼... Eeny meeny miny...
残暴. mayhem.
-你没有任何意义. -你能冷静点吗？ - You're not making any sense. - Would you calm down?
你来自一个有着伟大人民的伟大城镇， You come from a great town with great people,
据我数，坏人想杀了你. and by my count zero bad guys trying to kill you.
此外，还有什么比这更重要的 Besides, what could possibly be more important
比保护你关心的人更重要？ than protecting the people you care about?
听着，我得到... Look, I get...
耶！ Yeah!
你知道吗？ 我看错你了. 你根本不是甜甜圈老大. You know what? I was wrong about you. You're not the Donut Lord at all.
你更像是混蛋大人. You're more like the Jerk Lord.
你注意到鱼叉卡在我们的破折号里了吗？！ Have you noticed the harpoon stuck in our dash?!
索尼克！ Sonic!
我被迫离开我的家，你的家是完美的，你要离开它. I was forced from my home, your home is perfect and you're leaving it.
你为什么要这么做？ Why would you do that?
-你的身体！ -不，不！ 别又来了！ - Your body! - No, no! Not again!
-嘿，坚持住！ -为什么？ - Hey, hold on! - Why?
因为我要这么做. Because I'm gonna do this.
索尼克！ Sonic!
我想我有一个额外的生活. Guess I had a bonus life.
耶，宝贝！ Yeah, baby!
音速-1，大坦克-0. Sonic - one, big tank - zero.
对不起. 我们拍到这个了吗？ I'm sorry. Did we get this on camera?
-你怎么没死？ -我不知道. - How are you not dead? - I have no idea.
但你看到我跳舞了吗？ But do you see me dancing?
-是的，我看过你的舞蹈. -你就这点本事吗？ - Yes, I saw your dance. - Is that all you've got?
不，但谢谢你的关心. No, but thank you for asking.
索尼克！ Sonic!
-回到卡车里去！ -你去，我会赶上的. - Get back in the truck! - You go, I'll catch up.
我想坦克刚生了个孩子. I think that tank just had a baby.
来了！ Incoming!
-轮到我了！ -你刚吃了. 现在是我的了！ - It's my turn! - You just had. Now it's mine!
嘿，别打了，不然我就把那东西拿走！ Hey, stop fighting, or I'm taking that thing away!
是的，对，爸爸. Yeah, right, Dad.
-你要去哪里？ -开车就行了. - Where are you going? - Just drive the car.
我来处理这件事. I'll take care of this.
如果我做不到，就甩了我， And if I don't make it, just ditch me,
你看起来很在行. you seem good at that.
嗨，各位，欢迎回到我的直播. Hey, everyone, welcome back to my livestream.
今天，我们在摧毁机器人. 第一步. Today, we're destroying robots. Step one.
是的！ 我们做到了！ Yes! We did it!
不是我们干的. 这家伙是谁？ We did not do it. Who is this guy?
你有没有想过你的税款都花到哪里去了？ Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going?
轮到我了，这里，让我们一直往前走. My turn, here, just keep us going straight.
我装上了巡航控制系统. I put on cruise control.
我觉得自己就像范·迪塞尔. 都是关于家庭的，汤姆. I feel just like Vin Diesel. It's all about family, Tom.
快速的建议. 卷成一团，用身体砸他. Quick suggestion. Roll up into a ball and smash him with your body.
哇！ 你在哪儿学开车的？！ Whoa! Where'd you learn how to drive?!
就在这里，在这辆卡车里，就在我们说话的时候. Here, in this truck, it's happening as we speak.
我够不着，把它弄近点. I can't reach it, bring it in closer.
-什么？ -靠近点. 踩刹车. - What? - Bring it in closer. Hit the brakes.
-哦，你是说这个？ -另一个刹车！ - Oh, you mean this one? - The other brakes!
让我好好休息一下吧！ Give me a big fat break!
这个很可爱，我们留着他吧. This one is cute, let's keep him.
哦，别这样！ Oh, come on!
这么可爱的东西怎么会这么可怕. How can something so adorable be so terrible.
你有汽车保险，对吧？ You got car insurance, right?
滚开！ Buzz off!
-听起来不太好. -不，嘟嘟的意思是不好！ 把它扔掉！ - That doesn't sound good. - No, beeping means bad! Get rid of it!
我在努力. I'm trying.
把它从窗户扔出去！ 随便扔哪！ Just throw it off the window! Throw it anywhere!
-我弄不下来！ -好吧，我要靠边停车了. - I can't get it off! - All right, I'm pulling over.
-我拿到了吗？ -没有. - Did I get it? - No.
这里，别动. Here, hold still.
要走了. 要走了. It's going. It's going.
它还在这里. It's still here.
放开我！ 钉好了！ Get off me! Nailed it!
索尼克！ Sonic!
不，不. No, no.
嘿，来吧. 你没有事吧. Hey, come on. You're all right.
醒醒. 醒醒. Wake up. Wake up.
我们抓到他们了吗？ Did we get them?
哦，不，他们在那里. Oh, no, there they are.
他们是真正的幸存者，那两个. They are real survivors, those two.
我们能单独谈谈吗？ Can we have a moment?
把自己钉在墙上. Pin yourself to the wall.
你不在的时候我不会想你的. You know, I won't miss you when you're gone.
人类是不可靠的，愚蠢的，我很少关心他们. Human beings are unreliable and stupid, and I care very little about them.
但我的机器是勤奋的，无情的. But my machines are diligent, relentless.
他们是我的一切！ They're everything to me!
有趣. Interesting.
坚持住，伙计. 你会没事的. Hold on, buddy. You'll be all right.
你会没事的. You'll be all right.
-我求你了，瑞秋. 不，是紧急情况. -不，不. 今天不行. 再见. 拜拜. - I beg you, Rachel. No. It's emergency. - No, no. Not today. Goodbye. Bye bye.
-你能停下来吗？ 请打开它. 玛蒂！ -再见. 拜拜. - Would you stop? Open it please. Maddie! - Bye. Bye.
-请不要这样对我. 这很重要. -汤姆！ 哦我的天啊. 瑞秋让他进来的！ - Don't do this to me please. It's important. - Tom! Oh my God. Rachel let him in!
我要报警了. 不，我要打电话给联邦调查局. 我要打电话给中情局. I am calling the Police. No, I am calling the FBI. I am calling the CIA.
-我在给人打电话. -别那么做. - I am calling someone. - Don't do that.
-我要给你妈妈打电话. -好的. 明白了. - I'm calling your Mother. - Okay. Got it.
-玛蒂，我们能不能... -汤姆，怎么回事？ - Maddie, can we just... - Tom, what's going on?
你上了新闻. 我一直试着给你打电话. You're all over the news. I've been trying to call you.
我不得不扔掉手机这样他们就无法追踪到我了. I had to ditch my phone so they couldn't track me.
-扔掉他的手机？ -轨道？ 你呢？ - Ditch his phone? - Track? You?
-汤米叔叔！ -乔乔！ 嘿. - Uncle Tommy! - Jojo! Hey.
-现在你的侄女是叛国罪的从犯. -她不是. - Now your niece is an accessory to treason. - She's not.
-你能冷静点吗. -冷静？ 我不会冷静下来的！ - Would you calm down. - Calm down? I will not calm down!
是的，冷静点. 别说了. 不，奥兹，求你了. 我知道，很高兴见到你. Yes, calm down. Stop talking. No, Ozzy, please. I know, good to see you.
-不，不！ 奥兹，住手！ -哦，上帝啊，亲爱的耶稣！ - No, no! Ozzy, stop! - Oh, good ol' Lord Baby Jesus!
那是什么，汤姆？ 是钚吗？ 是邮件吗？ What is that, Tom? Is it plutonium? Is it emails?
是的，是钚. 我们能不能... 我们能不能去你房间谈谈... Yes, it's plutonium. Can we just please... Can we just go to your room and talk...
住手，奥兹！ 别闹了！ Stop it, Ozzy! Quit it!
-这就是为什么我告诉你他不好的原因. -我不想... - This is why I told you he was no good. - I'm not engaging...
-不，奥兹，住手！ -门现在打开. - No, Ozzy, quit it! - Door now open.
-锁上了. -不，没锁. - Locked. - No, it's unlocked.
奥兹，不！ 奥兹！ 不，不！ Ozzy, no! Ozzy! No, no!
哦，抓住我，乔乔. Oh, catch me, Jojo.
哦，谢天谢地！ Oh, thank God!
能给我一杯水吗？ Can I get a glass of water?
我只是想你可能会喜欢一杯加蒸奥地利羊奶的拿铁. I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk.
我看起来像什么，低能儿？ 当然，我要拿铁！ What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course, I want a latte!
我喜欢你做它们的方式！ I love the way you make them!
准备好原型. Ready the prototype.
有了这样的动力，我的机器终于可以发挥它们的全部潜力. With this kind of power my machines can finally reach their full potential.
他会没事的，乔乔. He's gonna be okay, Jojo.
哦，谢天谢地. 他会没事的，对吧？ Oh, thank God. He's gonna be okay, right?
我是兽医，汤姆，我都不知道我在看什么. I'm a vet, Tom, I don't even know what I'm looking at here.
他是刺猬... 至少他是这么说的. Well, he's a hedgehog... Or so he says.
-它会说话？ -几乎经常. - It talks? - Almost constantly.
好吧. Okay.
-神圣的... -什么？ - Holy... - What?
它的脉搏超快. Its pulse is super fast.
这对他来说可能很正常. Well, that actually might be normal for him.
-我不知道. 你得帮他，玛蒂. -我不知道他的生理. - I don't know. You gotta help him, Maddie. - I don't know his physiology.
他好像没有骨折. 他只是... He doesn't seem to have any broken bones. He's just...
真的撞坏了. really banged up.
看看它可怜的小脚. Look at its poor little feet.
坚持住，伙计. 你会没事的. Hang in there, buddy. You gonna be all right.
乔乔，解开你的... 乔乔！ Jojo, untie your Mo... Jojo!
给妈妈松绑. 亲爱的. Untie Mommy. Sweetie.
乔乔！ Jojo!
我得去趟洗手间. I have to go to the bathroom.
他会没事的，对吧？ He's gonna be okay, right?
好像他要脱身似的. 他很快就会醒过来的. Like he's gonna snap outta this. He'll wake up soon.
哦，嗅盐！ 你不是有兽医嗅盐吗， Oh, smelling salts! Don't you have like vet smelling salts,
像猫，长尾小鹦鹉之类的？ like for cats, or parakeets or something?
-不，他们不做猫嗅盐. -他们应该. - No, they don't make cat smelling salts. - They should.
我的人体急救箱里有人体嗅盐. I have human smelling salts in my human first aid kit.
好吧. Okay.
来吧，伙计. Come on, buddy.
得快点！ Gotta go fast!
我在哪？ 是哪一年？ 摇滚是总统吗？ Where am I? What year is it? Is the Rock President?
哇，哇，伙计. 你没事了. 冷静点. Whoa, whoa, buddy. You're okay. Calm down.
-哦，嗨，椒盐卷饼小姐！ -嗨. - Oh, hi Pretzel Lady! - Hi.
汤姆？ Tom?
-是吗？ -我能和你谈谈吗？ - Yeah? - Can I talk to you please?
太空刺猬，呆在那里. 试着休息. Space hedgehog, stay there. Try to rest.
你搞定了. 我很擅长休息. 我比任何人都休息得好. You got it. I am great at resting. I rest better than anybody.
还在说话. Still talking.
首先，我们能不能花点时间来承认我是多么的受控制. First of all, can we take a moment to acknowledge how under control I've been.
-太棒了. -没吓坏. - Amazing. - Didn't freak out.
-没有-完全平静. - No. - Totally calm.
谢谢. Thank you.
第二， Second of all,
到底怎么回事？！ 那东西是外星人吗？ what the heck is going on?! Is that thing an alien?
好吧，那么，还记得卡尔总是对蓝魔发狂吗？ Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl is always going on about the Blue Devil?
-就是他. 他是真的？ -达！ - That's him. He's real? - Dah!
他在这干嘛？ 你在这干嘛？ What is he doing here? What are you doing here?
我有点用你的麻醉枪射杀了我们的蓝色小朋友. I kinda sorta shot our little blue friend with your tranq gun.
-不，你没有！ -我没有... 我不是故意的. - No, you did not! - I didn't... I didn't mean to.
好吧，这对我来说有点难解释. Okay, this is kinda hard for me to explain.
听起来有点疯狂. And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy.
他得去泛美大厦，我答应带他去. He has to get to the Transamerica building, and I promised I'd take him.
外星人？ Aliens?
玛蒂，你丈夫疯了. Maddie, your husband's lost his mind.
你可以利用这个机会离开他. 没人会评判你. You can use this as an opportunity to leave him. No one would judge you.
这样你就不会再伤到脚了. So you won't hurt your feet anymore.
真的吗？ Really?
从来没人送过我礼物. No one's ever given me a gift before.
我得把它从我的遗愿清单上查下来. I gotta check it off my bucket list.
好吧. 看起来不错. All right. Lookin' good.
好吧. Okay.
你说过你想帮助真正有困难的人，对吧？ You said you wanted to help people in real trouble, right?
那就是你在做的. Well, that's what you're doing.
蓝色外星人刺猬还是算人，对吧？ Blue alien hedgehogs still count as people, right?
-我也这么想. -是的. - I think so, too. - Yeah.
-我想. -好的. - I think. - Okay.
我爱你. 我已经告诉过你了吗？ 我配不上你，你知道吗？ I love you. Did I tell you that already? I don't deserve you, you know that?
我知道这点. I know that.
所以， So,
你应该是汤姆最好的朋友，他不会闭嘴的. you're supposed to be Tom's best friend that he won't shut up about.
我看不出有什么吸引力. Well, I don't see the appeal.
停下来. 太恶心了. Stop. That is very gross.
- Hey.-嘿. -嘿. - Hey.
所以， So,
我的卡车还能开，但已经差不多了. my truck still runs, but it's pretty much total.
你觉得你姐姐会介意我们借她的车吗？ You think your sister would mind if we borrowed her car?
你一定是在开玩笑吧！ You have got to be kidding me!
-她会没事的. -是的，我们就这么做. - She'll be fine. - Yes, let's do that.
这是我的房子！ This is my house!
喔，喔... 现在轮到我了. 然后我拉住他. Whoa, whoa... Now this is my turn. And I pull around him.
对不起. 然后... 完美的公园. Sorry. And... perfect park.
-你疯了吗？ --有没有你没打中的东西？ - What are you, crazy? - Is there anything you didn't hit?
-我们为什么让外星人开车？ -嘿，我来了. - Why did we let the alien drive? - Hey, I got us here.
请给我五星. And please, five stars.
所以，就这样了？ So, this is it?
就是这样. 那是你的金字塔. That's it. That's your pyramid.
-哇！ 看那玩意. -现在怎么办？ - Wow! Look at that thing. - What happens now?
-哦，他... 走了. -是的. - Oh, he's... gone. - Yup.
不好. 你需要一把特殊的钥匙才能上屋顶. No good. You need a special key to get to the roof.
现在怎么办？ What now?
是我滥用赋予我的权力的时候了. Time for me to abuse the power entrusted to me.
屋顶上有人跳车. We got a jumper on the roof.
快点上去，不然我们手上就会有一个人体煎饼. Gotta get up there fast, or we gonna have a human pancake on our hands.
你从蒙大拿远道而来？ You came all the way from Montana?
是啊，这就是问题的严重性. Yup, that's how serious it is.
好吧. Okay.
你刚救了一条命. You just saved a life.
来吧. 来吧. Come on. Come on.
还要多久？ 我在这里喘不过气来. How much longer? I can't breathe in here.
你好？ 有人在吗？ Hello? Anybody there?
你的孩子在包里吗？ Do you have your child in that bag?
不. No.
我是说，是个孩子，但不是我的. I mean yes, it's a child, but it's not mine.
不是你的孩子？ It's not your child?
别紧张，我是警察，好吗？ Relax, I'm a cop, okay?
而且他喜欢在里面，是吗，伙计？ Plus he likes it in there, don't you, buddy?
我为什么要把它放在这里？ Why would I like it in here?
这比你之前把我关在狗笼里还糟糕. This is worse than the dog cage you had me in earlier.
真是个爱开玩笑的人. Such a kidder.
好吧. Okay.
不，我怕黑！ 有人在吗？ No, I'm scared of the dark! Is anybody there?
你在这个包里放了什么？ What were you keeping in this bag?
一罐腌屁？ A jar of pickled farts?
好吧，好吧，我们在找什么？ All right, all right, what are we looking for?
这个！ This!
好吧，现在怎么办？ Okay, what happens now?
现在，我要做的就是想想我希望戒指的另一端出现在哪里， Now, all I have to do is think of where I want the other end of the ring to appear,
-我把它扔了. -就这样？ - and I throw it. - So, that's it?
-我们做到了？ -是的. 我们做到了. - We did it? - Yeah. We did it.
嘿，抱歉我们没能完成你遗愿清单上的每一件事，伙计. Hey, sorry we didn't get to do everything on your bucket list, pal.
没事的. 我做了我最需要的. It's okay. I did the ones I needed the most.
-你们两个真可爱，就像... -哦，拜托. 什么？ - You two are so cute, like... - Oh, please. What?
-我们不是. -不，我们不可爱. - We are not. - No, we're not cute.
我们是一对散漫的大炮，只按自己的规则生活. We are a couple of loose cannons just living by our own rules.
-没错. 是啊. -真的吗？ - Exactly. Yeah. - Really?
而我们的规则包括表达发自内心的情感. And our rules include expressing heartfelt emotions.
如果你这么说的话. If you say so.
那好吧. Okay then.
好吧. All right.
-你得走了，对吧？ -是的，我得走了，所以... - You gotta go, right? - Yeah, I gotta go, so...
-我得走了. 我们也得走了. -那么，你看... 好吧. 拜拜. - I gotta go. We gotta go, too. - So, see... All right. Bye bye.
还有一件事. Just one more thing.
很抱歉我对你太苛刻了. I'm sorry I was so hard on you.
我知道离开青山对你来说是个艰难的决定. I know it's a tough decision for you to leave Green Hills.
离开你所关心的事物 Walking away from something you care about
一定很痛苦. has to be painful.
你不确定你真的想去，嗯？ You're not sure you really wanna go, huh?
我不想去，但我不能留下. I don't wanna go, but I can't stay.
只要我在这里，我就把所有人都置于危险之中. As long as I'm here I put everyone in danger.
我不能那么做. I can't do that.
我只想让你知道这两天 I just want you to know that these last two days
是我生命中最美好的两天. have been the best two days of my life.
你知道我从没想过我会说这些 You know I never though I'd say this
但我真的会想你的，你这个蓝色的小恶魔. but I'm actually gonna miss you, you little Blue Devil.
我也会想你的，甜甜圈领主. I'll miss you too, Donut Lord.
谢谢. Thank you.
为了什么？ For what?
救了我的命. For saving my life.
好吧，是不是有人把“找我手机”开着了？ Okay, did someone leave their 'Find my Phone' on?
欢迎来到旧金山Wachowski先生. Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski.
你喜欢蛤蜊浓汤吗？ Are you enjoying the clam chowder?
是政府那个疯子一直想杀了我们， It's the government wack job who keeps trying to kill us,
不成功. unsuccessfully.
很高兴你在去动漫展的路上顺便过来. Nice of you to swing by on your way to Comic-Con.
是啊，你穿什么？ Yeah, what are you wearing?
是飞行服. It's a flight suit.
用来调节我的体温和减少阻力. Designed to modulate my body temperature and reduce drag.
是啊，但你还是一个. Yeah, and yet you're still are one.
好样的，你着火了，托马斯. Good one, you are catching fire, Thomas.
哦，说到热，我看你有一个情人. Oh, and speaking of heat, I see you've taken a lover.
她有名字吗，还是我们应该叫她“附带损害”？ Does she have a name, or should we just call her 'collateral damage'?
嘿，小心你的嘴！ Hey, watch your mouth!
除非你想要更多一点我之前给你的东西？ Unless you want a little more of what I gave you earlier?
打了他一拳. Punched him in a face.
哦，你一拳打在他脸上. 太棒了. Oh, you punched him right in the face. It was awesome.
谈话的时间结束了！ 该按按钮了. The time for talking is over! It's time to push buttons.
你的飞蛋真让人印象深刻，蛋人先生. Your flying eggs are pretty impressive, Mr. Eggman.
但让我们面对现实吧，你永远抓不到我. But let's face it, you'll never catch me.
信心， Confidence,
智力的替代品. a fool's substitute for intelligence.
那可不好. That's not good.
索尼克，我知道你有超速和一切，但是玛蒂和我... Sonic, I know you got the super speed and everything, but Maddie and I...
完全没有防备，可能会被炸死？ Totally defenseless, probably gonna get blown up?
差不多，是的. Pretty much, yeah.
别担心，我很清楚该怎么做. Don't worry, I know exactly what to do.
我没料到会这样. I was not expecting that.
但我一直在期待一些不期待的事情，所以这不算数. But I was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count.
来吧！ Come on!
com... com... 来吧！ 来吧！ Com... Com... Come on! Come on!
嗨，汤姆. 很高兴你来了. Hi Tom. Glad you're here.
需要一些帮助. 老贝茜就要生孩子了. Could use some help. Old Bessie is about to give birth.
给我点时间. Give me a minute.
我能给你一个天才的建议吗？ Can I give you one genius piece of advice?
别跑. Don't run.
如果你这么做只会更疼. It'll only hurt more if you do.
而且对你的关节不好，他们证明了这一点. And it's bad for your joints, they proved it.
好吧，蛋男，你想快点吗？ 我们快点. All right, Eggman, you wanna get fast? Let's get fast.
这是很难的. The hard way it is.
顺便说一句，那是非法的左转. That was an illegal left, by the way.
那么，我们又来了. So, here we are again.
我们一起经历了这么多 We've been through so much together.
现在你明白为什么会有一个精神病机器人-医生了 Now you understand why there's a psychotic robot-doctor
追逐一只超音速的蓝色刺猬. chasing a super sonic blue hedgehog.
想知道它的结局吗？ Wanna know how it ends?
是的，我也是. Yeah, me too.
这怎么可能？！ 以前没人追上过我. How is this possible?! No one's ever caught up to me before.
过来了！ Coming through!
对不起，先生 Excusez-moi, monsieur.
开始了. 打开它的空间. Here we go. Room to open it up.
我不能失去他！ I can't lose him!
如果你打不过他，就把他弄瞎. If you can't beat him, blind him.
失去了视觉联系. Lost visual contact.
你不能上去！ You're not allowed up there!
它是七大奇迹之一. It's one of the Seven Wonders.
-滚开！ -走！ 快走！ - Get out of here! - Go! Go!
你是个令人惊讶的小生物. You're an astonishing little creature.
带你回实验室会很有趣的 It'll be funny to take you back to the lab
一系列的侵入性探查程序. for a litany of invasive exploratory procedures.
有遗言吗？ Any last words?
番石榴. Guac.
我喜欢这个词. I like that word.
我不用告诉你有多少科学突破 I don't have to tell you how many scientific breakthroughs
已经通过动物试验成为可能. have been made possible by animal testing.
你太自私了. You're being very selfish.
-走我的路？ -真是... - Going my way? - What a...
你以为你是谁？！ Who the hell do you think you are?!
我是甜甜圈老板，你这个... I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a...
自动驾驶仪，调整. Autopilot, adjust.
为什么？ Why?
你为什么要为了这件事而放弃你的生命呢？ Why would you throw your life away for this thing?
所以我才没有朋友. That's why I don't have friends.
接下来，你就成了某人的伴郎， Next thing you know, you're somebody's best man,
他们想在外地举行婚礼. they wanna have the wedding out of town.
好像没人有更好的事可做！ Like nobody has anything better to do!
总之，我们说到哪儿了？ Anyway, where were we?
哦，是的， Oh, yes,
你就快死了. you were about to die.
你在捣乱的是我们的警长. It's our Sheriff you're messing with.
你认识蓝魔吗？ Do you know Blue Devil?
每个人都能看到的是一个非常真实的生物， Who everyone can see is a very real creature,
根本不是我发明的！ and not at all invented by me!
-小心点. -只是... 把它拉开... - Be careful. - Just... pull it away...
汤姆. Tom.
我不是有意在这里无礼. I don't mean to be indelicate here.
但应该有人弄点冰来让尸体保持新鲜. But someone should get some ice to keep the body fresh.
他只是个愚蠢的小外星人. He's just a silly little alien.
他不属于这里！ He didn't belong here!
那个小外星人 That little alien
比你更懂得做人. knew more about being human than you ever will.
他叫索尼克. His name was Sonic.
这是他的家. This was his home.
他是我的朋友. And he was my friend.
他是你的了. He's all yours.
所有人都退后！ Everyone get back!
我想你有属于我的东西. I think you have something that belongs to me.
这是我的力量！ This is my power!
我再也不想用它逃跑了. And I'm not using it to run away anymore.
我用它来保护我的朋友！ I'm using it to protect my friends!
现在你做到了！ Now you've done it!
你猜怎么着，蛋男，我不会离开地球的. Guess what, Eggman, I'm not leaving Earth.
你就是！ You are!
甜甜圈领主？ Donut Lord?
-告诉过你了. -嘿，我们知道了. - Told you you got this. - Hey, we got this.
-这些是你的. -非常感谢. - These belong to you. - Thank you very much.
别再把人推下楼了. No more pushing people off the buildings.
你知道我不能保证. You know I can't promise that.
-你做得很好，太空霸王. -谢谢，甜甜圈老爷. - You did pretty good, space hog. - Thanks, Donut Lord.
你得解释一下“甜甜圈领主”的事. You gonna have to explain this 'Donut Lord' thing.
不，对不起，那是给我和我们的小家伙的. 对吧？ Nope, sorry, that's for me and our little guy. Right?
我们有我们的东西，你有你的东西... We got our thing, you got your thing with your...
-修女. -天啊，我妹妹. - sister. - Oh my God, my sister.
得快点. 得快点. Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.
乔乔，戴上我的Fitbit. Jojo, put on my Fitbit.
那我至少得走几步. Then I'll at least get some steps.
我们再也回不去了. We can never go back there.
我是说，我们是吗？ I mean, are we?
因为我们现在感觉就像回到家了. 'Cause it kinda feels like we're home right now.
真的吗？ Really?
我觉得我检查了“拯救生命” I kinda feel like I checked the 'save the life'
从我的遗愿清单上删除. box off my bucket list.
现在我只想和我在乎的人共度一生. Now all I wanna do is to spend my life with the people I care about.
我要检查那个盒子. I wanna check that box.
好吧. 我喜欢这样. Okay. I like that.
好了，各位. 这里没什么好看的. All right, everybody. Nothing to see here.
散开. 只是绿山的又一个平凡的日子. Disperse. Just another ordinary day in Green Hills.
卡尔，我来拿电锯. Carl, I'll take that chainsaw.
快点，我们走！ Come on, let's go!
你表现得好像从来没见过 You act like you've never seen a fight between
一个星际空间啮齿动物和一个有博士学位的机器人. an intergalactic space rodent and a robot with a doctorate.
够了吗？ You got enough there?
-是的，经理先生. -你还需要吗？ - Yes, Mr. Manager. - You need any more?
听着... Get that...
沃卓斯基夫妇？ Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski?
是的？ Yes?
这是贵国政府的谢意. A token of appreciation from your government.
对最近从未发生过的事件保持沉默. For keeping quiet about recent incidents, which never occurred.
哇！ Wow!
-想知道那是什么. -修房子的钱？ - Wonder what it is. - Money to fix the house?
-总统的信？ -你会看到的. - Letter from the President? - You'll see.
好吧. Okay.
-橄榄花园？ -是的. - Olive Garden? - Yeah.
你说“你会看到的”的方式 The way you said "you'll see"
让我觉得这比我们说的更好. made me think it was something better than the things we said.
你尝过他们的‘永不结束的意大利面碗’吗？ Have you tried their 'Never Ending Pasta Bowl'?
永远不会结束. It never ends.
听起来很花哨. That sounds fancy.
嗯，谢谢你. 我们很感激你的姿态. Well, thank you. We appreciate the gesture.
哦，嘿，我想我们可以结束那个Robotnik的档案了，嗯？ Oh, hey, I guess we can close the file on that Robotnik guy, huh?
就这么消失了？ Just disappeared?
我很抱歉，但是，没有这样的人存在，也从来没有这样的人存在过. I'm sorry, but, no such person exists, or ever has existed.
我希望那是真的. I wish that was true.
你可能没有联系过 You haven't by any chance been in contact
和某个外星生物在一起，是吗？ with a certain alien creature since the incident, have you?
山姆大叔很想和他聊聊天. Uncle Sam would love to have a chat with him.
很随意，也许是早午餐. Very casual, brunch perhaps.
哦，你是说那个蓝色的小家伙？ 不，不. 什么都没有. Oh, you mean the little blue guy? No, no. Nothing.
怀疑我们再也不会有他的消息了. Doubt we'll ever hear from him again.
-很好. -好的. - Very well. - Okay.
-谢谢. -太好了. - Thank you. - Great.
是啊. Yup.
老实说，我对那碗意大利面很兴奋. To be honest, I'm pretty pumped about the pasta bowl.
你们想看电影吗？ So, you guys wanna watch a movie or what?
抱歉，伙计，今天是上学的晚上，你该回你的洞穴了. Sorry, buddy, it's a school night, it's time for you to go back to your cave.
什么？ 现在是下午三点！ What? It's three in the afternoon!
你知道当你累的时候你会怎样，来吧. You know how you get when you're tired, come on.
我？ 我什么都不像. Me? I'm not like anything.
-你们真不酷. -是的，是的. 我们知道. - You guys are so uncool. - Yeah, yeah. We know.
-嘿，伙计，你要去哪里？ -你说我得回我的山洞. - Hey, buddy, where are you going? - You said I have to go back to my cave.
我们做到了. We did.
哦我的... 开什么玩笑？ Oh my... Are you kidding me?
真不敢相信. I can't believe it.
你怎么... How did you...
它... 这是... 都在这里了. It... This is... It's all here.
看看这个！ 骗人的吧？ 豆包呢？ 不行！ Look at this! Are you kidding? And the bean bag? No way!
你怎么弄到这个的？ 你是怎么搞定的？ How did you even get this? How did you get it all over?
我爱死它了，我爱死它了！ I love it, I love it!
好吧，欢迎回家. Well, welcome home.
太谢谢你了. Thank you so much.
哦，不，你没有. Oh, no, you don't.
不允许第二好的动物朋友进入我的房间. No second best animal friends allowed in my room.
等等，你在干什么？ 离我远点. Wait, what are you doing? Stay away from me.
别闹了. 我警告你，我有双节棍. Stop it. I'm warning you, I've got nunchucks.
嘿，住手. 好吧，你可以留下来. Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay.
我对理智的把握仍然是绝对的. My grasp on sanity remains absolute.
对不对，斯通探员？ Isn't that right, Agent Stone?
你为什么不抢先一步. Why don't you get a head start.
来点摇滚吧. Do some rockconnaissance.
洛克的诞生. 拜托，这太搞笑了. Rockconnaissance. Come on, that's hilarious.
你怎么了？！ What's the matter with you?!
这是一个位置. 无人居住的星球. Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet.
没有资源. 没有补给. No resources. No supplies.
找不到回家的路. No apparent way home.
一个小男人会死在这里. A lesser man would die here.
我会在圣诞节前回家. I'll be home by Christmas.
洛克诞生！ Rockconnaissance!
加油，振作起来！ Come on, cheer up!
在01:32:04有一个片尾后的场景！ 继续关注. There is a post-credits scene at 01:32:04! Stay tuned.
如果这些读数准确，他就在这里. If these readings are accurate, he's here.
我找到他了！ I found him!
我只希望我还来得及. I just hope I'm not too late.