我會非常想你的 I'm gonna miss you so much.
你可以過來看我 我也會給你打電話的 Well, you'll come and visit me and, uh, I'll call.
-我好愛你 -我也是 - I love you so much. - Oh, me, too.
還有些東西沒收拾好哦 Still some packing to do.
明天是個大日子 Got a big day tomorrow.
好的 媽媽 我這就來 Okay, Mom. I'm coming.
需要早起 還要開很久的車哦 Early start and a long drive.
再見 Goodbye.
再見 索耶夫人 Bye, Mrs. Sawyer.
-她恨我 -不 她不恨你 - She hates me. - No she doesn't.
-她不恨你 -不 她真的恨我 - She doesn't. - No, she really, really does.
但我是愛你的 好嗎 But I love you. Okay?
我得走了 到那兒後我會給你打電話的 I... I gotta go. I'll call you when I get there.
在路上就給我打電話 Call me from the road.
開車去密歇根州立大學只要三小時 Okay, it's a three-hour drive to Michigan State.
我們會沒事的 We're gonna be okay.
回頭見 I'll see you soon.
好吧 Okay.
我保證 Promise.
你最好是 You bet your ass you will.
美國派9 女生契約
♪ 坐在這裏潛心等待 ♪ ♪ Sittin' here eatin' my heart out, waitin' ♪
你不會還是處女吧
你的鮑魚被打開過嗎
♪ 等待愛人的呼喚 ♪ ♪ Waitin' for some lover to call ♪
別走後門
poophole loophole：女孩為了保持童真 選擇進行肛交不進行陰道性交
♪ 最近撥了上千個電話 ♪ ♪ Dialed about a thousand numbers lately ♪
倒計時開始
♪ 鈴聲差點把電話震掉 ♪ ♪ Almost rang the phone off the wall ♪
♪ 尋找另一個需要愛人的人 ♪ ♪ Lookin' for a lover who needs another ♪
♪ 不想再次孤獨地度過長夜 ♪ ♪ Don't want another night on my own ♪
♪ 想跟熱血的愛人一起共浴愛河 ♪ ♪ Wanna share my love with a warm-blooded lover ♪
♪ 想帶一個狂野的男人回家 ♪ ♪ Wanna bring a wild man back home ♪
哦 該死 Oh, shit.
♪ 今晚我要擁有火熱的愛情 寶貝 ♪ ♪ Gotta have some hot love baby, this evenin' ♪
♪ 今晚我需要一些性感的東西 寶貝 ♪ ♪ I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight ♪
♪ 今晚我想要一些火熱的東西 寶貝 ♪ ♪ I want some hot stuff, baby, this evenin' ♪
♪ 要有一些愛 ♪ ♪ Gotta have some lovin' ♪
♪ 今晚要有一些愛 ♪ ♪ Gotta have some love tonight ♪
♪ 火熱之物 ♪ ♪ Hot stuff ♪
哦 不 Oh, no.
好吧 我後面光著呢 好的 Oh. Yeah, I'm bare back there. Okay.
該死 Shit.
該死的 該死的 Oh, god damn it. God damn it.
♪ 我需要性感的東西♪ ♪ I need hot stuff ♪
哈嘍 Hello?
♪ 是的 我想要一些火熱的東西 ♪ ♪ I want some hot stuff That's right ♪
有人嗎 Hello?
好了 我們開始吧 Yeah. Okay. Here we go.
哦 好了 Oh, yeah.
♪ 火熱 火熱 火熱 火熱之物 ♪ ♪ Hot, hot, hot, hot stuff ♪
♪ 火熱 火熱 火熱 ♪ ♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪
哦 糟了 Oh, shit.
♪ 火熱 火熱 火熱 火熱之物 ♪ ♪ Hot, hot, hot, hot stuff ♪
♪ 火熱 火熱 火熱 ♪ ♪ Hot, hot, hot ♪
♪ 今晚做點火熱的事情怎麼樣 寶貝 ♪ ♪ How's about some hot stuff baby, this evenin'? ♪
♪ 嗚 我需要你的愛 ♪ ♪ Ooh, I need your loving ♪
♪ 今晚要擁有你的性感的東西 ♪ ♪ Gotta have your hot stuff tonight ♪
♪ 火熱之物 ♪ ♪ Hot stuff ♪
-是安妮嗎 -嗨 - Annie? - Hi.
♪ 火熱之物 ♪ ♪ Hot stuff ♪
噢 爽 Oh, yes!
帕特麗夏 我超想吃那個派 Patricia! I'm dying for a piece of that pie, hon.
-驚喜 -你在幹什麼 - Surprise. - What are you doin'?
你明天就離開去上大學了我想給你 You leave for college tomorrow and
一個難忘的夜晚 a night to remember.
-做愛 -噢 - Sex. - Oh.
-我想給你性愛 -當然 好 - I want to give you sex. - Sure. Yeah.
-跟我做愛 今晚 現在 -好 好的 - Sex with me, tonight, now. - Yeah. Yeah, okay.
酷 只是我 Cool. I just...
我以為你不想做 I thought you didn't want to.
哦 我當然想 Oh, of course I want to.
我只是想特別一點 I just want it to be special.
-還要浪漫 完美一點 -是的 好 - And romantic. And perfect. - Right. Yeah.
我愛你 我想把我的第一次給你 I love you and I wanna lose my virginity to you.
哦 那 那太好了 Oh, that's... That's so nice.
-那是張聖誕賀卡 -我也是這麼說的 - That is a Christmas card. - That's what I said.
我要拍張照片 I'm gonna take a picture.
我父母很想看看他的臉 My parents would love to see his face.
你想做那件事嗎 You wanna do the thing?
猜猜我外套裏面穿了什麼 Guess what I'm wearing under my coat.
哦 我準備好了 我準備好了 Oh, I'm so ready. I'm so ready.
我的天 哦 什麼 Oh, my... Oh, what... Uh...
那不是我想要的 That's not what I wanted.
哇 好漂亮的派 Wow, what a beautiful pie.
嗨 哈嘍 Hi. Hello.
這是誰 Who the hell is it?
是我 爸爸 It's me, Daddy.
-你正在視頻聊天 -這是視頻聊天 - You're on a video chat. - It's a video chat.
你們在電視上幹什麼 What're you doing on TV?
-也許你需要個醫生 -不 我不需要 - Maybe you need, like, a doctor? - No. No.
-需要藥膏什麼的嗎 -噢 閉嘴 - Need some ointment or something... - Oh. Shut up.
我們上樓去看看你孫子 好嗎 Let's go upstairs and see your grandson, huh?
-我們為他做了這個派 -這派好燙 - We made this pie for him. - Yeah. It's really hot.
她做得很好 She did such a good job.
-你在哪 -我就在這兒 - Where are you? - I'm right here.
-不 不是你 -我在跟他們說話 - No, not you. - I'm talking to them.
我們在上樓 媽媽 We're going upstairs, Mom.
傑森會非常驚喜的 And Jason's gonna be surprised.
-等一下就好 -等等就好 - Just wait. - Just wait.
-誰是傑森 -傑森是你孫子 親愛的 - Who's Jason? - Jason's your grandson, honey.
這是什麼頻道 What channel is this?
噢 那是什麼東西 Oh! What is that?
口腔橡皮障
什麼 What?
口腔橡皮障
這能保護你不在口交中感染性病
好吧 行 來吧 Uh-huh. Sure. Okay. Yeah.
親愛的 Honey.
我們有驚喜要給你 We have a surprise for you.
-傑森 -傑森 - Jason? - Jason.
這女孩嘴裏有個避孕套 Girl's got a prophylactic in her mouth.
等一下 媽媽 我沒穿衣服 Hold on, Mom. I'm not dressed.
你是不是噎到了 Are you choking on the...
傑森 索耶 開門 Jason Sawyer, open this door!
抱歉 媽媽 我腿抽筋了 Sorry, Mom, I got a charley horse in my leg.
你能幫我拿根香蕉 Can you bring me the banana
用來補鉀嗎 for the potassium?
行了 Okay.
我非常愛你 I love you very much.
但是 呃 你得走了 But, uh, you gotta go.
好吧 再見 Okay. Bye.
-傑森 索耶 -抱歉 媽媽 - Jason Sawyer! - Sorry, Mom.
該死的抽筋 That damned charley horse.
外婆和外公看到你的陰莖了 Meemaw and Peepaw saw your penis.
快說細節 小賤人
是你人生中最棒的12秒吧
滾蛋吧 處女生涯
12秒嗎 或許是6...
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
安妮
不 還不行 No. Not yet.
你又聰明又漂亮 You're so smart and gorgeous.
-現在嗎 -還不行 我會告訴你什麼時候 - Now? - Not yet. I'll tell you when.
再高一點 Just a little higher.
你是我的公主 You're my princess.
揉得再輕點再快點 Rub softer but faster.
現在用力撞 快 Smash that pussy now! Now!
喜歡你 我好喜歡你 I cherish you. I cherish you.
-好爽 -是的 - Fuck yeah. - Yeah.
我們是最棒的情侶 We are the greatest couple ever.
沒人像我們一樣做愛 No one has sex like we do.
我是說 我從沒有過這樣的性經歷 I mean, I've never had sex like this,
但你就是我的第一任 所以我也不確定 but you're my first, so I don't know.
嘿 Hey.
你知道你在 I showed you that you're in my
我寫的情詩裏 對吧 love poems I wrote about you, right?
是的 但 我們有多棒呢 Yeah, but, like, how amazing?
像是 我不知道 Like, oh, I don't know...
比你跟其他女孩好嗎 Better than the other girls?
你又這樣了 You're doing it again.
我不是嫉妒 只是問問嘛 I'm not jealous. I'm just asking.
是的 從問開始 然後你就失控了 Yeah. It starts with asking and then you spiral.
你在拍我們嗎 Are you filming us?
你這個小混蛋 這完全是一種侵犯 You little shit! That is a total violation.
這樣不對 基納 Not cool, Keenan.
你得尊重我的底線 小混蛋 You respect my boundaries, you little shit!
回來 把手機給我 Get back here! Give me that phone!
你要學學怎麼跟人正常相處 You will learn about emotional intelligence.
把視頻刪了 那構圖一點都不好 Delete that video! The framing isn't even good!
蒂姆 你在鍛煉嗎
又一次 真的嗎 Again? Really?
-凱拉 -哎呀 對不起 愛你哦 - Kayla! - Oops. Sorry. Love you.
誰是該死的莫妮卡 Who the fuck is Monica?
凱拉
我不會推卸這一責任 I do not shrink from this responsibility.
1961年 美國第35任總統約翰·肯尼迪發表就職演說
我歡迎這一責任 I welcome it.
我不相信我們中間的任何... I do not believe that any of us...
我們為此努力 The energy, the faith, the devotion...
-開始了 -所奉獻的精力 信念和... - Here we go. - ...which we bring to this endeavor...
-噢 爽 -將照亮我們的國家和... Oh, yeah. ...will light our country and all...
快要到了 Bring it home now.
而這火焰發出的光芒定能照亮全世界 And the glow from that fire can truly light the world.
米歇爾·韋斯特 東大瀑布高中學術十項全能第一名
米歇爾·韋斯特 美國學術十項全能冠軍
米歇爾·韋斯特 東大瀑布高中辯論冠軍
因此 我的美國同胞們 And so, my fellow Americans,
不要問你的國家能為你做什麼 ask not what your country can do for you...
而要問你們能為國家做什麼 ...ask what you can do for your country.
♪ 你能敲響我的鈴鐺 ♪ ♪ You can ring my bell ♪
♪ 敲響我的鈴鐺 ♪ ♪ Ring my bell ♪
♪ 你能敲響我的鈴鐺 ♪ ♪ You can ring my bell ♪
米歇爾
-山科曼校長 -斯蒂芙尼 - Principal Shankman. - Stephanie.
一直在等你 Been waitin' for you.
這裝扮很棒 That outfit's amazing.
我很高興你重新考慮並接受了我的提議 I'm glad you reconsidered, decided to take me up on my offer.
-脫衣服 奴隸 -好變態 - Strip, slave. - Kinky.
-你喜歡嗎 -喜歡 我喜歡 - You like that? - I like it. I like it.
-你興奮嗎 -噢 是的 主人 - Are you excited? - Oh, yes, Mistress.
-戴上手銬 -手銬 好的 - Handcuffs. - Handcuffs, yeah.
-那是鞭子嗎 -是的 這是 - Is that a whip? - Yes, it is.
看這有個程序 See, it's an app.
-是給你這種性虐狂準備的 -我喜歡 - It's for S and M freaks like you. - I like it.
我非常理解 但是 I don't really understand it but...
是的 因為你該死的愚蠢 Yeah, 'cause you're fucking stupid.
你能再做一次媽咪那件事嗎 You know, can you do the mommy thing again?
學校的孩子會喜歡的 The kids at school are gonna love that.
等等 等一下 你在拍我嗎 Wait, wait, wait a minute. Are you filming me?
當然 我受夠你了 山科曼校長 Fuck, yeah. See, I've had it with you, Principal Shankman,
勾搭我和其他女孩 太噁心了 hitting on me and the other girls. It's gross.
我真的不想高三還跟你這個 And I really don't want your pervy, sexual harassing ass around
變態 性騷擾的混蛋待在一起 所以 for my senior year, so...
歡迎來到你的退休派對 Welcome to your retirement party.
年輕的女士 把這個手銬打開 Young lady, take the handcuffs off.
噢 不不不 Oh, no, no, no.
現在我說了算 你個變態 See, I'm in charge now, you creepy fuck.
退休或者這個視頻在網上瘋傳 Retire or this video goes viral.
週末休息下 想想你都做過什麼 So, take the weekend, think about what you've done.
希望這給你上了寶貴的一課 And I hope this teaches you a very valuable lesson.
永遠不要惹史提夫勒家的人 Never, ever fuck with a Stifler.
斯蒂夫尼
史提夫勒
-斯蒂芙尼 -再見 - Stephanie! - Bye!
史提夫勒 史提夫勒 Stifler! Stifler!
你有大麻煩了 You're in big trouble.
我有更大的麻煩了 I'm in bigger trouble.
你他媽在開玩笑嗎 Are you fucking kidding me?
你被口交避孕套噎住 You choked on a blowjob condom
甚至在沒有被撞到的情況下 and you don't even get slammed?
這叫做口腔橡皮障 It's called a dental dam.
口腔橡皮障:有助於抵禦HPV或其他病原體的傳染
為什麼沒人知道這個 Why does no one know this?
好 所以安全起見你用了口腔橡皮障 Okay. So you use a dental dam for safety,
但你還是從窗戶掉了下去 but you still fell out of a window
而且沒人跟你上床 and you did not get laid.
是 我知道 我搞砸了 Yeah, I get it. I messed up.
很抱歉我只是想要我的第一次 I'm sorry if I wanted my first time
又安全又美好 可以嗎 to be both safe and beautiful, okay?
拜託 做愛本就不應該太美好 Come on. Sex isn't supposed to be beautiful.
應該是性感 下流 又飢渴 It's supposed to be hot and dirty and hungry!
我就要美好的做愛 不行嗎 I am going to do it and it is going to be beautiful, okay.
夠困難的 安妮 Tough love time, Annie.
你男朋友就是個癮君子 Your boyfriend's a total bro-bag.
-是的 -傑森才不是癮君子 - Yeah. - Jason is not a bro-bag.
我本不想說的 I didn't wanna say it,
但他真的是個很無趣的人 but he is the basic of all bros.
-我很抱歉 -姐妹們 - I'm sorry. - Guys!
我們應該開開心心的浪 We're supposed to be having fun
然後他娘的慶祝咱們的青春啊 and fuckin' celebrating our youth!
高三啦 小婊子們 Senior year, bitches!
回歸校園的派對 Back to school party!
東大瀑布高中的同學們 Students of East Great Falls!
歡迎來到每年度的回歸校園派對 Welcome to the annual Back To School Party!
週一我們就要回歸那哄鬼的 And on Monday we go back to the bullshit
平庸的高中生活了 banality of high school life.
但是今天 烈日當空 But today, the sun is out!
美酒在前 The booze is flowing!
而我們是一群經常犯錯的年輕人 And we're teenagers prone to bad decisions!
是的 Yeah!
一口乾了它 Ah! Drink it down!
東大瀑布高中 East Great Falls!
嘿 女孩們 Hey, girl.
什麼事這麼開心 史提夫勒 What's good, Stifler?
佈雷特·麥考密克 Brett McCormick.
在派對上還沒喝醉 不錯啊你 At a party and still conscious. Good for you.
你知道 史提夫勒 我聽說 You know, Stifler, I hear things.
你是本世紀最帶勁的妞 You've got the reputation of being the bang of the century.
感覺我錯過了什麼 Feels like I'm missing out.
你知道 那可真讓人吃驚 You know, that's a real panty-dropper
麥考密克 McCormick.
我來告訴你 I'll tell you what.
今天咱倆不可能 明天也不可能 Not today. Not tomorrow.
就算你變成世界上最後一個男性 Not if you were the last man on Earth.
就算我喜歡你斧牌香體噴霧的破味 Not if I even loved the reek of Axe body spray.
就算我裝作不知道你的小小鳥 Not if I didn't already know you have a itty-bitty little dick.
那不是 That's not...
不 你看 我也聽說了 No, see, I hear things, too.
所以不要自作聰明 So don't try to be clever.
那只會顯得你很傻 That would just be really bad for you.
只要不在任何地方嘔吐或咸豬手別人 Just don't throw up anywhere or do any nonconsensual groping.
這就是你今天的任務 That's your job for today.
我相信你 I believe in you.
說出了我的心聲 They're my feelings.
你今天太無理取鬧了 好嗎 You're being ridiculous! Okay?
你黑了我的手機 You hacked my phone.
好 我黑了我男友手機 Okay, so I hacked my boyfriend's phone.
每個人都這麼做 順帶一提 Everybody does it, by the way.
我說的對嗎 姐妹們 Am I right, ladies?
是吧 行了嗎 Yes, okay?
我看見幾個飢渴的賤人在撩你 And I see some thirsty bitch hitting on you.
最後說一次 那個賤人是我堂妹 For the last time, that thirsty bitch is my cousin.
你是在告訴我沒有人和堂妹做愛嗎 Are you telling me people don't fuck their cousins?
因為一切皆有可能 Because it happens.
他們會生出有尾巴的孩子 Their kids have tails.
然後她問你有沒有健身 And she asked if you've been working out?
因為她是我的理療師 Because she's my physical therapist.
去年我膝蓋受傷就是她治療的我 She helped me when I blew out my knee last year.
等等 我好像有點印象 Wait. I vaguely remember this.
是啊 你發短信告訴她我有STD Yeah, and you texted her and you told her I have an STD!
STD：性傳播疾病
是 我想讓她離你遠點 Yeah, I wanted her to stay away from you.
對 但她給我媽打電話了 Yeah, well, she called my mom
我媽到現在都以為我有梅毒 and now my mom thinks I have syphilis.
那麼她現在應該如釋重負了 Well, she's gonna be so relieved
當她發現你並沒有得性病 不是嗎 when she finds out you don't. Okay?
你知道 如果不治療的話會瘋的 You know, that can lead to madness if not treated.
凱拉 Kayla!
我要和你分手 I'm breaking up with you.
蒂姆 我愛你 Tim. I love you.
這是個笑話嗎 Is this a joke?
我們正墜入愛河 傻子 We're in love, stupid!
嘿 甜心 你 你還好嗎 Hey, sweetie. You... You okay?
那個 Oh, that?
是的 我們剛分手了 Yeah. We just break up
正方便我們復合 so that we can make up.
是的 只是個小小的減速帶 Yeah, it's just a little speed bump.
你們這些傢伙想搞點事情嗎 Oh! You guys wanna go get fucked up?
我們走 Let's go.
好的 你想做什麼都可以 Oh. Okay. Whatever you want.
真讓人憂心 That's concerning.
龍舌蘭 Tequila!
-嘿 嘿 -嘿 - Hey, hey! - Hey!
安妮 你 你怎麼樣 Annie, what's... What's up?
我在這個愚蠢的派對呢 就是有點想你 I'm at this stupid party and I was just missing you.
好的 Oh, okay.
那挺好的 That's good.
那真挺好的 That's real good.
在我嘴裏 下次 好的 In my mouth next time. Okay.
我得走了 一會兒再聊 I gotta go. I'll talk to you later.
好 嗯 我愛 Oh, okay. Well, I love...
你 You.
是 是 是 我在 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm there.
你是不是想 好的 Oh, you might wanna... Okay.
情況如何 How we doin'?
我性飢渴的男友 My sex-starved boyfriend
正被一群女大學生賤人圍著 is surrounded by a bunch of college thots,
而我是歷史上唯一一個十七歲處女 and I'm the only 17-year-old virgin in history!
你是幸運的 You are the lucky one.
無知是福 我的處女朋友 Ignorance is bliss, my virginal friend.
我和蒂姆可能要過幾天才能復合 It could be days before Tim and I are back together.
我們沒有人只靠男人才能維持健康性生活 None of us need a man to have a healthy sex life.
科技已經賦予我們 I am learning that technology has given us
自慰方式的極度創新 incredible innovations in self-pleasure.
就像是 不管你喜歡哪種 從外面 從裏面 And, like, whatever you're into. External, internal,
假陽具 兔子 魔杖 振動棒 dildos, rabbits, wands, vibrators,
遠程控制的屁股塞 肛門珠 remote-controlled butt plugs, anal beads,
-陰道球 -陰道球 - Ben Wa balls... - Ben Wa balls?
是啊 我現在就插了倆個 Oh, yeah. I have two in right now.
這是一直非常奇特的感受 It is a very specific sensation.
是的 Ooh! Yeah.
那真了不起 They're amazing.
知道你下面現在就有這個東西 The knowledge that you have something in your vagina
讓我很不安 is very unsettling to me.
這就是我的意思 That is my whole point.
我只是想說你們可以嘗試 I would argue that you could use
會你們不安的體驗 安妮 some unsettling experimentation, Annie.
你有玩具嗎 Do you have a toy?
我們不 We don't...
我沒這麼做過 I don't do that.
她為什麼恨你 Why does she hate you?
姐妹們 我們都缺少點浪漫細胞 Guys, we're all lacking something in the romance area.
但我覺得 我們可以 But I feel like, we gotta figure
把這個破事搞明白 this shit out.
就像 我們高三了 Like, it's our senior year.
什麼意思 What do you mean?
-設置目標 -好的 但什麼目標 - Goal-setting. - Okay, but what goals?
對你來說 Oh. For you,
你需要一個欣賞你幽默感的男人 you need a guy who appreciates your sense of humor
而且不會感情用事 and doesn't take things so personally.
也許是一個不太感性的人 Maybe someone who's less emotional.
是的 就像 一個不太醒著的人 Yeah, like, someone, like, way less woke.
絕不是一個想要甜甜的愛情的人 Not a guy who wants to make sweet love.
你需要一個天天想上你的人 知道嗎 You need a guy who wants to fuck, you know?
我的老天 Oh, my God!
我確實需要想上我的人 I do need someone who wants to fuck!
這不就得了 There you go.
好的 到我了 來吧 Okay, my turn, my turn. Do me.
是了 那很簡單 Oh. Yeah, that's pretty simple.
你需要找個聰明的男人 You need someone smart.
對 你需要一個懂你的人 Yeah, you need someone who understands you,
有社會意識 但同時又很正直 who would like social consciousness, but also like integrity.
對 就像一個小變態 Mmm. Yeah, like, someone a little kinky.
-我喜歡 -好 芙芙呢 - I like it. - Okay. What about Steph?
我 我很好啊 Me? Oh, I am so good.
甜心 抱歉 但你真該做些功課 Oh, sweetie, sorry, but you need some serious work.
什麼 你再說一遍 What? Excuse me?
我到底需要什麼 What exactly do I need?
安妮 你說 Annie, take it.
一個好人 A nice guy. Mmm.
想和你粘在一起還給你買有心意的禮物的男人 Someone who wants to be around you and buys thoughtful presents
關心你過得好不好 and asks about your day.
好吧 那安妮呢 Okay. What about Annie?
和我喜歡的男人做愛 Um, to have sex with the man I love.
姐妹們 這些目標太容易實現了 Guys, these goals are totally attainable.
我們需要一個截止日期 But we need a deadline.
回家那天 Homecoming.
大概還有一個月 還有完美的主題 About a month away, and it has the perfect theme.
主題 Theme?
你們沒有學校精神 真是令人沮喪 Your lack of school spirit is truly disheartening.
女士們 拜託 那天有一個MORP舞會 Ladies, come on. It's a MORP dance.
把畢業舞會倒過來拼 "Prom" spelled backwards.
我們改變傳統了 更重要的是 We switch all the conventions, and most importantly,
-女孩們邀請男生們 -好吧 - girls ask guys. - Okay.
第一 設一個目標來重建我們的浪漫生活 Rule one, set a goal to fix our romantic lives.
第二 我們支持我們的女性同胞 Rule number two, we support our fellow women.
第三 我們都是彼此的監督人 Three, we are all accountability partners.
一個都別想用以前的破借口逃掉 And we won't let each other get away with our usual shit.
-好吧 -可以 - Okay. Yes. - Yes.
第四 截止日期是回家那天 And rule four, deadline is homecoming. Mmm.
MORP舞會 The MORP dance. - Mmm-hmm.
等等 但我覺得這不是規矩了 Wait, but I don't like that it's rules.
這聽起來像是場比賽 Makes it sound like a competition.
任何事都是比賽 Well, everything is a competition.
不是比賽 是個約定 所以 It's not, though. It's a pact, so...
約定 好吧 Ooh, a pact. Okay.
女士們 讓我們舉杯敬這女生規矩 Well, ladies, please raise your glasses to The Girls' Rules.
乾杯 Yes! Cheers.
我們約好了 We have a pact!
五周後的MORP舞會
♪ 稱它經典 伸手去拿 ♪ ♪ Call it classic Reach out and grab it ♪
♪ 超大質量的引力像磁鐵一樣 ♪ ♪ Super massive Pulls like a magnet ♪
♪ 你讓我喜歡的直接跳箱子 ♪ ♪ Jumping straight out the box You got me like whoa ♪
♪ 你好啊 讓 讓 讓我 ♪ ♪ Well, hello Got, got, got me like whoa ♪
♪ 你好 ♪ ♪ Well, hello ♪
好的 現在開始 Okay, we start today.
我們開始行動 如果有人不想參加 We're getting what we want, and if anybody doesn't like it,
讓他們吃屎去吧 they can eat a bag of dicks.
感覺我們像是霹靂嬌娃 Kind of feel like we're Charlie's Angels,
霹靂嬌娃：有關熱辣女性天團的電影
德魯·巴裏摩爾：好萊塢著名女明星
但不是德魯·巴裏摩爾那一版 but not the Drew Barrymore one.
更老的沒人穿內衣的那一版 The older one where no one wore bras.
挺好 Nice.
♪ 我被吸引了 我想擁有它 ♪ ♪ I'm attracted I gotta have it ♪
♪ 超大質量的引力像磁鐵一樣 ♪ ♪ Super massive Pulls like a magnet ♪
我不想毀了這女性賦權的重要時刻 Not to ruin this badass moment of female empowerment,
但看看我們的候選人 but look at our choices.
你說的對 You're right.
我們小學就認識這些慫貨了 We've known these rats since elementary.
你真以為我們能和夢中情人一起上學 You really think we go to school with the perfect guy
並且一點都沒注意到 and just haven't noticed?
我覺得是這樣的 Oh, I think exactly that.
聽著 有超過500人在東大瀑布高中 Look, there's over 500 guys at East Great Falls.
你們要找的那個人 The guy you might be looking for
可能就在你的身邊 might be right under your oyster.
或者在密歇根州 Or at Michigan State.
諷刺的是 我認為安妮才是 Okay, ironically, I think that Annie out of all of us
從我們協議裏面獲利最大的 will probably benefit the most from our pact.
尤其是那句 Yeah? Especially the part
-要去找那個混蛋 -什麼混蛋 - where we call on her bullshit. - What bullshit?
你想把第一次給傑森那個混蛋嗎 Okay. You wanna lose it to Jason the D-bag?
我有個主意 Here's an idea.
衝去密歇根州 Get your ass down to Michigan State
把他的小腦袋射爆 and fuck his little brains out.
-聽起來很簡單 -但你還是在這裏 - Seems simple - yet here you are.
這個有點過了 That was harsh.
規則三 我有義務監督你 Yeah, rule three, accountability partner!
傑森很忙的 Jason's busy.
我正計劃去他那裏 I'm trying to plan a trip there,
但因為他學校時間表 我們都沒時間聊天 but with his school schedule, we barely even get time to talk.
如此悲傷 Yeah. So sad.
再見了 小白臉們 Adios, mofos.
與此同時 我建議我們開始訓練 In the meantime, I suggest we start training.
為了享受性愛 你得知道你喜歡什麼 In order to enjoy sex, you need to know what you like, right?
你想怎麼做 What're you thinking?
我想我們可以去購物 I'm thinking that we do a shopping trip.
天吶 要遲到 Oh, gotta go. Gonna be late.
該死 該死 該死 Shit. Shit. Shit.
♪ 你可以敲響我的鈴鐺 ♪ ♪ You can ring my bell Ring my bell... ♪
做你自己
-我天哪 -你好 - Oh, my God. - Hey.
你還好嗎 看起來真的很疼 Are you okay? That looked really painful.
沒事 我很好 我只是 Yeah, yeah, I'm good. No, I'm great. I, um... I just...
我上課要遲到了 日程出了一點錯誤 I was late for class. It's a little schedule blunder.
寫的是微積分預備課 應該是微積分 It's a pre-calc. It should've said calc calc.
所以我才跑著去 Hence, the running.
但我看你好像迷路了 作為學生會副主席 But you look lost, and as Student Council Vice President,
我有義務幫助你 it's actually my obligation to help you.
你好 我是米歇爾 Hi. I'm Michelle.
我正在努力掩飾因為找不到教室 And I'm trying really hard to hide my growing anxiety
而逐漸增長的焦慮 about being late for class.
我是格蘭特 剛轉到這裏 I'm Grant. Just moved here.
完全迷路了 Totally lost.
被你那句逐漸增長的焦慮逗笑了 And amused at your growing anxiety.
但是你很幸運 But you're in luck.
我也在去微積分課的路上 I am also on the way to calculus.
我非常樂意報告你是如何無私地幫助我的 I'd be more than happy to report how you selflessly helped me,
儘管這讓你遲到了 even though it made you late.
我會移除一部分關於你 你知道 And I'll be sure to leave out the part about you, you know,
就你撞門那部分 face-slamming a door.
那是凱格爾球嗎 Is that a Ben Wa ball?
沒錯 Yeah.
-三秒法則 -你懂得 - Three second rule. - Okay.
-我們能走了嗎 -可以 - Should we go? - Yeah.
給我的甜心的甜點 A sweet treat for my sweet treat.
你在做什麼 我們分手了 記得嗎 What're you doing? We broke up. Remember?
我們不就吵了個架 We had a little squabble.
南瓜拿鐵還是摩卡 Pumpkin spice or mocha?
這是真的 我們結束了 This is real. It's over.
你不是我的菜 You're just not my lobster.
介意我坐在這裏嗎 Mind if I join you?
聽著 我知道這不關我的事 Look. I know this is not in any way my business,
但我不小心聽到了 but I couldn't help but overhear.
上帝啊 Oh, God.
是 確實很令人不舒服 Yeah, it's pretty uncomfy.
不過我覺得在你前男友還盯著的時候 But I figured it might be a less pathetic
你不是一個人孤單地坐著 moment if you weren't sitting alone
可能就不那麼可悲 while your ex is still watching.
你要是想把他氣瘋 You really wanna drive him nuts?
把那杯南瓜拿鐵遞給我 Pass me that delicious pumpkin spice.
-你是誰 -我是格蘭特 - Who are you? - I'm Grant.
我在鼓勵你 I'm cheering you up.
你想偷我的咖啡 You're trying to steal my coffee.
那只是額外的獎勵 That's just an added bonus.
-我是凱拉 -見到你很高興 凱拉 - I'm Kayla. - Nice to meet you, Kayla.
為什麼你給我的是摩卡 Why'd you give me the mocha one?
你以為我會給你南瓜拿鐵嗎 You think I'm just gonna give you pumpkin spice?
這可是季節特供 我甚至都不認識你 This shit is seasonal and I don't even know you.
說的有道理 Touche.
♪ 讓所有人都知道 女孩們才是老大 ♪ ♪ Let everyone know That the girls run the show ♪
還有誰 Who wants some? Yeah!
♪ 燈光暗下來 拉開簾子 ♪ ♪ The lights are down low Raise the curtain and go ♪
♪ 這是我們的大日子 ♪ ♪ It's our big night Hey ♪
♪ 這是我們的大日子 ♪ ♪ Our big night Ho ♪
那是誰啊 Who the fuck is that?
那個新來的小鮮肉是誰 Who's the fresh meat?
看那個小可愛 Yeah, look at that snack.
雞巴不錯 Nice dick!
你嚇著他了 把球給我 You spooked him. Ball!
不可能的 他太遠了 我賭20美元 No way. He's too far. 20 bucks.
我也賭 就這麼定了 I want some of that. You're on.
讓開 給我點空間 Go on, give me some space.
讓它飛一會 Wait for it.
太棒了 成功了 Fuck, yeah! Oh shit!
我不敢相信她真的做到了 I can't believe she actually made that.
他會死的 He might be dead.
-你把小可愛殺了 -給錢吧 混蛋們 - You killed the snack! - Venmo me, motherfuckers!
♪ 女孩們掌控著一切 ♪ ♪ Girls run this Girls run this show ♪
我的天哪 我很抱歉 Oh, my God, I... I am so sorry.
你還好嗎 Are you okay?
我想還好 Oh, I think so.
-你還好嗎 -我想我沒問題 - You good? - Yeah, I think so.
我是斯蒂芙尼 斯蒂芙尼 史提夫勒 Um, I'm Stephanie. Stephanie Stifler.
我是格蘭特 I'm Grant.
你的手好柔軟啊 Uh, your hands are so soft.
-謝謝你 -不客氣 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
我在尋找男士曲棍球練習地 I'm looking for the boys' lacrosse practice.
哦 Oh.
男士的練習地在東場地 The boys' practice is on the east field.
-我可以帶你過去 -不用了 謝謝 - Yeah, I'll walk you. - Uh, it's... It's okay.
-順便說一句 是個好球 -打得不錯吧 - Nice goal, by the way. - It was good, right?
我要定你了 You will be mine.
進來吧 Come on.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
我現在感覺很不舒服 I am very uncomfortable right now.
沒事的 安妮 做個深呼吸 冷靜下來 Okay. Annie, let's just take a deep breath and calm down
要知道這不過就是個商店罷了 and realize that this is just a store.
這裏沒有任何奇怪的或是髒亂的東西 There's nothing weird or wrong or dirty about this place.
你經常來這裏嗎 You come here a lot?
米歇爾 Michelle.
-你好肉絲 -我猜你是 - Hey, Rose. - I guess so.
新的VJ-VAX剛上市 The new VJ-VAX just came out.
它對你的乳頭 舌頭 Girl, it's great for your nipples, your tongue,
你的陰蒂包括括約肌都很好 your clitoris, any sphincter...
她說了好多身體部位的單詞 She's naming so many different body part words.
真可憐 你還讓你自己 Poor thing. You're still allowing yourself
被男權制約著性自由 to be clit-blocked by the patriarchy.
抱歉 我是聽到了新的VJ-VAX上市了嗎 I'm so sorry. Did I hear you say the VJ-VAX came in?
我聽到了最讓人興奮的事情 I've just heard amazing things.
沒錯是真的 They're all true.
能給我演示一遍嗎 Oh, can I get a demonstration?
-來吧 -不要吧 - Okay. Come on. - Oh, no.
上帝啊 Oh, dear God.
歡迎來到你的性啟蒙之旅 Welcome to your sexual awakening.
這面牆上有通往你高潮的入口 Somewhere on this wall lies the access point to your orgasm.
但要選對玩具 But, to pick the right toy,
我需要一些關於你的信息 I do need a little bit of information.
你更喜歡從裏面還是從外面 Are you an innie or an outie?
什麼 Am I what?
好吧 Okay.
不如我們用這個橡膠陰道做視覺輔助 Why don't we use this rubber vagina as a visual aid?
-那是退貨 但我們清理過了 -謝謝你肉絲 - That's a return, but we cleaned it. - Thanks, Rose.
好的 你喜歡這樣的 Okay, do you like this,
還是這樣的 or do you like this?
我選擇A I'll... I'll... I'll just pick Option A.
好的 這就代表了很多 Well, that makes a lot of sense.
大多數女性通過陰蒂刺激達到高潮 Most women orgasm through clitoral stimulation.
好的 實際上要知道 Okay. Actually, did you know that
事實上75%的女性不會通過性交達到高潮 75% of women never orgasm through intercourse alone? It's a fact.
打擾一下女士們 你們能 I'm sorry, ladies, could you just...
你們擋住了好東西 You're blocking the good stuff.
對不起 Oh, sorry. Ooh!
這個怎麼樣 How about this guy?
你還好嗎 Hello. How are you?
傻白甜的小可愛 Aw, sweet baby bird.
我猜這是你第一個玩具 Let me guess. Is this your first toy?
是的 是她的一個玩具 Yes, it is her first toy.
這會是女人一生中最特別的一天 That is such a special day in a woman's life.
我的甜心 Oh, sweetheart.
我的第一次就像昨天一樣歷歷在目 I remember my first like it was yesterday.
肌肉按摩器5000 The Muscle Massager 5000.
仍然是暢銷品 Still a bestseller.
那東西實在是太棒了 Mmm, that thing was squirt-tastic.
但沒有什麼能比得上這個大寶貝 But nothing compares to this gem right here.
三個震動刺激器 Three vibrating stimulators,
彎曲的尖端幫助你找到難以捉摸的G點 curved tip to help you find that elusive G-spot.
劇透一下 在這個前端 Spoiler alert, it's in the front.
有隻兔子會服務你的小陰蒂 There's a rabbit for your itty-bitty clitty.
如果你尿了一點 別擔心 是防水的 And if you pee a little bit, don't worry, it's waterproof.
這可是人生中最美好的一刻 對吧姑娘們 I mean, it is a beautiful time to be alive, ladies. Am I right?
是的 Yeah. Right.
等一下 把這些垃圾拿開 搜索結束 Wait. Call off the dogs. The search is off.
我找到了 I found it.
黑色蕾絲內褲太完美了 These black lacy panties are perfect.
它們很謹慎 是非侵入性的 They're discreet. They're non-invasive.
我同意 太完美了 I agree. Those are perfect.
我對你接下來馬上要 And I'm so excited for the journey
開始的旅程感到激動 that you're about to embark on.
一路順風 小可愛 一路順風 Godspeed, little bird. Godspeed.
我的上帝 我的上帝啊 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
什麼 放輕鬆 放輕鬆 What? Relax. Relax?
那個超級詭異還愛管閒事的女人 That super-weird but strangely helpful woman
剛才她給我挑了件震動內褲 just picked out a vibrating undergarment for me.
她不是怪異 她是女神 She's not weird. She's a goddess.
誰在意呢 你再也見不到她了 And who cares? You're never gonna see her again.
我們走吧 Let's go.
-寶貝 -你好 爸爸 - Hey, honey. - Hey, Dad.
-要考試了 需要學習 -你要有考試了嗎 - Big test. Gotta study. - You have a test already?
一定是什麼速成學校 Must be some kind of accelerated school.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
你好呀 Hi.
我剛剛搬到隔壁 想來打個招呼 Uh, I just moved in next door and I wanted to introduce myself.
我是艾倫 過來親愛的 I'm Ellen and... Oh, come here, hon.
這是我兒子格蘭特 This is my son, Grant.
嘗嘗我做的派吧 I made you a pie.
-進來吧 -謝謝 - Come in. - Thank you.
寶貝 我 我 我該去上課了 Babe, I... I got... I gotta get to class.
你連擼一發的時間都沒有嗎 You don't have time to knock one out?
你 你是說網絡性愛嗎 Are you... Are you saying you wanna have cybersex?
噢 那真是 Because, uh, yeah, that would...
那真是太爽了 That would... That would be dope.
我準備了點道具 I bought something for us.
我想著讓你和你太太嘗嘗這 So I just thought I'd make this for you and your... Your wife.
很可惜我沒有太太 離婚了 No wife, sadly. Divorced.
-隻有我和我女兒 -太巧了吧 - It's just me and my daughter. - What a coincidence.
-我也是 -是嗎 - Me, too. - Oh.
這派是什麼餡的 看著就好吃 What do ya say we dig into this delicious pie?
是蘋果餡嗎 Apple?
*Cherry有處女膜之意
櫻桃 Cherry.
還是熱乎的 Still hot.
快快快給我看看 Oh, come on. Oh, you gotta... You gotta show me.
一定要給我看看 好嗎 You gotta show me. Please?
求求你啦 Please.
好吧 就一眼 Okay. Just a peek.
我去 Oh, damn it!
什麼垃圾Wi-Fi啊 Ugh! Uh, my Wi-Fi sucks.
你只要知道這是個有蕾絲花邊的小玩意 Okay, all you need to know is that they're tiny and lacy,
並且可以遙控 and they have a remote control.
你能用它控制你的內褲嗎 You control your panties with that?
不錯嘛 打開唄 快 Oh, nice. Oh, you got... Turn it on. Mmm-hmm.
好爽啊 It's so good.
真好吃 That is so good.
你喜歡就好 I'm so glad that you like it.
我很喜歡這個味道 Oh, I like it. I like it a lot.
太爽了 Oh, shit.
我可從沒聽過你爆粗口 Oh, I've never heard you cuss before.
我喜歡 能再來一句嗎 I like it. Can you... Can you cuss again?
我操 Holy fuck.
凱文 你離婚多久了 So, Kevin, how long have you been divorced?
非常久了 Long time.
非常非常久了 Such a long time.
好吧 很高興來作客 Okay. You know, this has been great,
但我明天有個很重要的考試 but I have a big test tomorrow.
-所以我去複習了 -等會 - I gotta go study for it, so... - Oh.
安妮肯定也在為同樣的考試複習 I bet Annie's studying for the same test.
好爽 Okay. Whoa.
-好舒服 -太頂了 - Oh, shit. - Fantastic.
你去的是東大瀑布高中麼 You go to East Great Falls?
我們都去了 我是那的新校長 Actually we both do. I'm the new principal.
不會吧 No way.
告示你一個秘密 You know what?
安妮最喜歡驚喜了 我們上去看看她吧 Annie loves a surprise. We should go up and say hi to her.
我要不行了 Holy fuck.
起飛啊 Oh, shit.
要出來了 Oh, I'm gonna pop.
親愛的 在忙嗎 Hey, honey, you busy?
不要 爸爸 No! Hey!
-冷靜 冷靜 -正好 - Just... Just chillin'. - Well, great.
我來介紹一下你的新校長 Because I want to introduce you to your new principal.
這是費捨爾女士 This is Miss Fisher.
-真巧 -你好 - Huh. - Hi.
要出來了 I'm gonna pop!
我好了 我射了 Oh, I'm popping! I'm popping!
-我好了 -這玩意吵了我好久了 - Oh, I'm gonna pop. - It's been giving me trouble all day.
響個不停 Just noises coming out of there.
說起來真巧 我和安妮已經見過了 You know, funny story. Annie and I have actually already met.
-在圖書館 -哦 對 - At the library. - Oh, yeah.
我在找《《白鯨記》 》 I was checking out Moby Dick
是美國小說家Herman Melville於1851年發表的海洋題材小說 Dick又有陰莖意 此處代指兩人初次見面時的情況
她找了一本浪漫愛情小說 and she had a cute little romance novel.
你喜歡那個嗎 How is that going for you?
它真是太棒了 It's so good.
-說了你會喜歡的 -是的呢 - Good to hear. - Yeah.
介紹一下 這是我兒子格蘭特 You know, I wanna introduce you to my son, Grant.
他帥吧 Isn't he handsome?
很高興認識你 Nice to meet you.
我叫格蘭特 多多關照 Oh... I'm Grant. Nice to meet you, too.
你們聽到什麼聲音了嗎 像是 You guys hear that? It's like a hum...
嗡嗡的 Mmm...
我沒有 什麼都沒聽到 No, I'm not... I don't... I don't hear anything.
安妮 你怎麼了 Annie. You okay?
-我還彳 -我覺得她還行 - Oh, I'm... - You know what I think would be good?
不如我們先下去 I think it would be great if we went downstairs
-給她拿塊派吧 -啊 - and got Annie a hot piece of pie. - Oh!
對對對 Oh, God, yes!
有時候 女生要的其實很簡單 Great. You know, sometimes a girl just needs something simple.
我說的對吧 親愛的 Am I right, honey?
帶我參觀一下吧 Here, why don't you give me a tour?
就從你臥室開始吧 Let's start with your bedroom.
-高科技啊 -是啊 - It's very high tech. - Mmm.
-很高興認識你 安妮 -嗯嗯 - Nice to meet you, Annie. - Mmm-hmm.
我也是 Yeah.
距舞會還有4周
今年返校季的主題太勁爆了 This year's Homecoming theme is so exciting.
東大瀑布 高中
想來就來吧 我們要舉行一次睡衣派對 So come as you dream, because we are having a Pajama Party...
一場MORP 怎麼樣 MORP! Whoop whoop!
就是把"畢業舞會"反過來寫 That's "prom" spelled backwards.
脫掉晚禮服 就穿著睡衣來 Uh, instead of tuxedos and gowns, put on your PJs and onesies!
別
害怕
MORP
要來了
是不是很瘋狂 That's crazy!
現在 我很榮幸 Now, I have the super important responsibility
來向大家介紹我們的新校長 of introducing our new leader,
艾倫 費捨爾女士 Principal Ellen Fisher.
謝謝你 艾米特 Aw, thanks, Emmett.
同學們好 Hello.
我猜你們看見我坐在這都會很驚訝 I bet you're pretty surprised to see me here in this position.
-說實話 -臥槽 - Well, guess what? - Holy shit.
我自己也很驚訝 I'm surprised, too.
這就是她 你沒騙我 It is her. You're right.
我說了吧 I told you.
你說我們再也不會看到她 You said I'd never see her again.
但我見到了 But I did.
僅僅一個小時之後 在我臥室 An hour later, in my bedroom,
在我體驗我新買的小玩意的時候 when I was using a recently-purchased item.
老天 給點隱私好嗎 Ew, God. Private conversation.
一個事業有成 A strong, accomplished woman
性觀念開放的女強人 who's very comfortable with her sexuality?
簡直就是吾輩楷模啊 She's, like, the perfect role model.
雖然山科曼校長突然退休了 It seems that Principal Shankman retired, rather abruptly.
但我知道大家都希望他能安度晚年 But I know we all wish him very, very well.
也祝大家有愉快的一天 So you guys, have a great day.
衝啊 開商店的 Go, Trademakers!
-是開拓者 -我知道 開拓者 - Uh, trailblazers. - Trailblazers. I know.
衝啊 開拓者們 Go, Trailblazers!
又見面了 Hey, you.
哦 凱拉 沒錯吧 Hi. Kayla, right?
帶了你最喜歡的 I got your favorite.
-是嗎 謝謝 真香 - Wow! Thank you. Mmm.
嘗起來真的有秋天的味道 It really does taste like fall.
必須的 Oh, it so does.
你真有趣 You're so funny.
我要趕去上課了 I'm just gonna head to class.
太謝謝你了 Thank you, again, very much.
喂 那小子是誰 Hey. Who's that guy?
哪小子 Who is, uh... Oh!
那個呀 是格蘭特 That guy. That's Grant.
我朋友 My friend.
我的特殊朋友 My special friend.
我們三天前才分手 We just broke up three days ago.
蒂姆 你是在嫉妒嗎 Tim, are you jealous?
太可愛了吧 That is so cute.
如果你想我到你那 You know, if you ever wanted me to drop by...
什麼鬼 Uh...
我們不會復合的 We're not getting back together.
啊 Oh.
復合 誰會想復合 Back together? Who wants that?
我只是說單純和前任來一發 No, I'm just talking about a little ex sex.
前任變炮友嗎 Ex sex?
我們多少次中午偷偷溜走 How many times did we sneak off during lunch
去你那開干 and go do it at your place?
再多幾次又怎樣 What's a few more?
好吧 如果你不想 Oh, I mean, if you don't want to, I, you know...
我覺得格蘭特會有想法的 I think I have plans with Grant anyway. So...
不不不 中午 Uh, lunchtime.
去我那 My place.
你們這是又在一起了嗎 So, you guys getting back together?
這才是一個合格的心機婊的正常操作 That's how a bad bitch does it.
-她幫我佔了位置 -行吧 - She was holding my spot. - Yeah.
你好呀 Hi.
還記得我吧 Remember me?
-不記得了 -怎麼可能 - No. - Sure you do.
昨天 你房間裏 你在"放鬆" Yesterday, your room, you were pleasuring yourself.
太噁心了 別那樣說 Gross, don't say it like that.
那該怎麼說才對 Well, how should I say it?
再也別說 Just don't say it.
別和任何人提起 Ever. To anyone.
行 不說 因為不管他們的事 Okay. I won't. 'Cause it's nobody's business.
薯條 謝謝 對了 Fries, please. Right.
說實話 You know what, to tell you the truth,
我覺得這件事有點 怎麼說呢 though, I found the whole thing kind of...
有點可愛 I don't know, endearing.
我有男朋友了 I have a boyfriend.
我知道 雖然沒見過 No, I know. I didn't get to meet him,
聽聲音他是個不錯的人 but he sounded really nice.
-要茄子玉米餅嗎 -要 謝謝 - Eggplant taco? - Yeah. Please. Thank you.
你在我和愛人"放鬆"時 Look, just because you barged into my room
闖進我的房間 while I was having a private moment
不代表你就懂我 with the love of my life, doesn't mean you know me.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
那位"我要射了"的老哥 The "I'm about to pop, I'm popping" guy,
就是你的愛人嗎 that's the love of your life?
我在一場成熟 投入的戀愛中 I am in a mature, committed relationship
如果我告訴傑森你說了什麼 and if I told Jason the things you are saying...
你的日子就不好過了 老兄 Oh, you wouldn't be too happy, pal.
好吧 我懂了 老妹 Okay. Got it. Pal.
祝你和你的網戀對像百年好合 Look, I wish you and your Internet lover a lifetime of happiness.
不打擾你吃飯了 Enjoy your lunch.
多謝 Thank you.
你和男孩們很聊得來嘛 You're good at talking to boys.
你是怎麼開啟話題的 我一直都不會開場 How do you start? I'm having trouble with my opening.
通常是裝出楚楚可憐的樣子 Well, the damsel-in-distress shit usually works like a charm.
我可不想那麼做作 Well, I am not doing that.
姑娘 你是不知道男人覺得被需要時 Girl, it's amazing how dumb men can get
他可以變得有多蠢 所以說 when they think we actually need them, so...
艾米特 最近還好嗎夥計 Emmett, what up, man?
你好 寶貝兒 Hello, sexy.
好吧 為什麼我的春夢主角會擁抱艾米特 Okay, why is my wet dream hugging Emmett?
等一下 Wait.
你不是真的喜歡格蘭特吧 不是吧 You don't actually like Grant, right?
我是說 他不是你喜歡的類型吧 I mean, he's not your type.
你們就沒有任何共同點 What could you two possibly have in common?
寶貝兒 我們間有不可抵抗的動物磁場 Undeniable animal magnetism, baby.
我得走了 我得圖書館 Um, I have to go to, uh... I have a library...
我得去那個 我有本書要那個 I need to go to the... I have a book.
我得 走了再見 I gotta... Bye. I'll see you later.
-再見了 -短信聯繫 - See ya. - Text me.
楚楚可憐 Mmm-hmm. Damsel in distress.
楚楚可憐 楚楚可憐 Damsel in distress. Damsel in distress.
在那 That way.
臥槽 Oh, shit!
又是 你 You, again.
你還好嗎 You okay?
還好 Yeah.
-你好 -嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
我只是有點弱不禁風 I'm just so fragile and delicate.
好吧 Okay.
你脖子上的肌肉真發達 Your neck is very muscly.
多謝誇獎 Thank you.
我覺得也許你最好去看看醫生 I think maybe we should get you some medical attention.
-好啊 -好的 - Okay. - Okay.
我可以坐這嗎 Mind if I join you?
嗨 Hey.
啥 可以 要幹嘛 What? Uh, no. Why?
別這麼冷淡 我們很久沒說話了 Oh, come on. We don't even talk anymore.
是啊 五年級開始就沒說過 Yeah. Not since fifth grade,
自從你課間跟大家說我尿褲子了 when you told everyone I wet my pants at recess.
但你確實尿了啊 But you did.
不是 那是因為飲水噴頭壞了 No, it was a malfunctioning water fountain.
原來如此 好的 Oh, right. Okay.
聽著 我在看書 好嗎 Look, I'm reading, all right?
我知道你不會看人眼色 And I know this isn't a practice you're familiar with,
但你應該能感覺到現在的氣氛 but it's a nonverbal cue
我正在享受獨處的時間 which says I'm enjoying some solitary time,
所以說 別煩我行嗎 so, maybe don't bother me.
好吧 我現在有點過意不去了 Okay, well I kind of feel bad about
關於尿褲子的事 the whole wetting-the-pants thing, now.
是的 你就該過意不去 Yeah, you should.
你之前說過話的那個男生 格蘭特 Hey, the guy you were talking to, Grant.
你們是朋友嗎 You guys friends?
我們只是樂隊夏令營的室友關係 Uh, we've only been roommates at band camp
之前的七個暑假都是 the last seven summers,
所以說 是的 so, uh, yeah.
-是的 我們是朋友 -格蘭特是樂隊的嗎 - Yeah, we're friends. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Grant's in band?
不會吧 No shit.
會 他是個天賦超強的薩克斯風手 Yeah. He's an incredibly talented saxophone player.
-真無聊 -不 - Boring. - No.
薩克斯是最性感的管樂器 那可不無聊 Sax is the sexiest wind instrument. So it's not boring.
好吧 他有什麼愛好 他喜歡什麼 Okay. What are his hobbies? What's he like?
你已經差不多九年沒跟我說過話了 Okay, you haven't spoken to me in like nine years,
怎麼不直接去問格蘭特這些問題 so why don't you go ask Grant these questions?
聽著艾米特 我打算重新做人了 Okay, look, Emmett, I'm kinda turning over a new leaf.
我想跟不同類型的人約會 人好的那種 I'm looking to date a different type, someone nice.
但是 我的魅力 And anyway, my charms of seduction
似乎對他不起作用 don't seem to be working on him,
所以我在想 也許你會幫我 so I was thinking that, I don't know, you'd help me out.
你想讓我向你出賣好朋友的感情嗎 You want me to help trick my good friend Grant into liking you?
沒錯 差不多就這樣 Yeah, that's pretty much it.
這樣他就能在口紅盒上留下新的刻痕嗎 Just so he can be another notch on your lipstick case?
好吧 先說好 我沒有口紅盒 Okay, news flash. I don't have a lipstick case.
80歲以下的人沒人用那玩意 所以說 And neither does anyone under the age of 80, so...
聽著老弟 你到底想不想幫我 Look, dude, are you gonna help me or what?
我預感到這會有很多問題 Well, I foresee a couple of problems.
什麼問題 What?
首先格蘭特很有品味 Well, Grant, he's got this whole good taste thing.
是的 而且 而且我還很正直 Yeah, and then... And then there's my integrity.
我可不想把我朋友的愛情 I'm reluctant to help trick
出賣給一個攝魂怪 my friend into a romance with a dementor.
那是什麼東西 What's that?
吞噬人類幸福的黑暗生物 Dark creatures that consume human happiness.
《哈利·波特》裏的 It's from Harry Potter.
你可真他媽是個書獃子 Wow, you are such a fucking nerd.
這樣 事成之後我給你二十塊 Look, I'll give you 20 bucks.
你怎麼敢說這種話 他可是我朋友 How dare you? You know, this guy's a friend.
最少一百塊 It's $100 minimum.
希望物有所值 Better be worth it.
你好 有護士在嗎 Hey, I think we need a nurse.
藍色醫療緊急情況：醫療緊急情況的警報
有學生受傷了 藍色醫療緊急情況 Injured student. Code Blue!
不是 Huh? No...
別別別 別藍色醫療緊急情況 我沒事 真的沒事 No, no, no. No Code Blue. I'm fine. Really, I'm fine.
發生了什麼格蘭特 你還好嗎 Grant, what happened? Are you okay?
我來就行 Principal 費捨爾 I've got this, Principal Fisher.
格蘭特 把她扶到椅子上 好嗎 Grant, put her in this chair, all right?
我把她送到護士那 I'll get her to the nurse.
-走吧 你會沒事的 -不不不 我沒 - Here we go. You're good. - No, no, no. I...
-好好照顧她 -辛苦了 - Hey, take good care of her. -Good work.
-但是 -天吶 你的頭髮聞起來好香 - But, uh... - Oh, my God, your hair smells so beautiful.
說真的 我沒事 你不用推著我走 Seriously, it's fine. You don't have to push me.
不不不 我們不能冒一點險 好嗎 No, no, no, we're not taking any chances here, all right?
尤其是跟學術十項全能的隊長 Not with the Academic Decathlon captain.
這週末我們還需要你對抗林蔭大道高中 We need you this weekend against Parkway High.
-你也看學術十項全能嗎 -當然了 - You watch the Academic Decathlon? - Of course.
你是那個一直舉著橫幅喊加油的人嗎 Are you the guy that's always holding up signs and cheering?
是的是的 那就是我 奧利弗 Yeah. Yeah, that's me. Oliver.
也可以騷一點 叫我奧利 Ollie, if you're nasty.
得 最後一句當我沒聽見 Okay, I'm gonna ignore that last part.
Principal 費捨爾和她兒子的關係很好嗎 Listen, Principal Fisher and her son, are they close?
當然了 標準現代家庭 Yeah. Yeah. Real modern family.
單親媽媽 獨生子 Single mom, only child.
還有你是她的學生助手 And you're her student aide.
你在辦公室需要幫忙嗎 Do you need any help in the office?
需要 Yes!
太好了 Great.
-真是 -舒服 - That was... - Yum.
有點 不同 That was, um... Different. Oh.
我喜歡這樣 Um... I like.
我也是 Yeah.
我們見面時按捺不住的衝動 Yeah, something about the, uh, impulsive nature of our meeting
讓我感覺有點狂野 不是嗎 made me feel a little wild. Didn't it?
是的 Oh, yeah.
單純約炮 沒有約束 不帶感情 Casual hookups, no strings, no emotions.
我可太喜歡了 I am so good.
我先走了 Whoo. I'm gonna head out.
等等 用不著現在就走吧 Wait. You don't have to go yet.
走了 這回真的超級爽 以後有緣再約 Oh, no. Super fun frolic. Bang ya later. Maybe not. Who knows?
我得回學校了 Gotta go back to school.
你只是在空閒時間裏 Oh, so you just happened to be
碰巧出現在了圖書館嗎 in the library during your free period?
-這也是打招呼的一種方式嗎 -抱歉 - Well, that's one way to say hello. - Sorry.
你好格蘭特 你現在跟我撩騷 Hi, Grant. I'm afraid now is not a good time
恐怕不太合適 to inappropriately flirt with me,
不僅是因為我有男朋友了 not only because I have a boyfriend,
還因為我獨裁的法語老師 but also because my fascist French teacher
喜歡每天搞突擊測試 also decided he likes daily pop quizzes.
因此我閒時都要學法語 So I guess I'll be spending my free periods learning French.
呵呵 別自我感覺良好了 Damn. You're really feeling yourself, huh?
我只是坐在這 忙我自己的事 I'm just sitting here, minding my business.
也就是說你不打算跟我撩騷 Oh, so you're not gonna flirt with me?
我是說 現在不會 I mean, I'm not, now.
你真能掃興 Took all the fun out of it.
好吧 等一下 All right, wait.
我知道你有男朋友 I get it. Okay. You have a boyfriend.
對不起 I'm sorry.
我只是感覺你緊張慌亂的樣子很有趣 It's just fun seeing you get all flustered and worked up.
其實我會說法語 You know, I actually speak French.
我很樂意幫你準備小測驗 I'd be more than happy to help you prep for the quizzes.
單純的作為朋友 學習夥伴 Just friends. Study buddies.
好吧 不開玩笑 All right, no funny business.
事實是我有點孤獨 Truth is, I'm kind of lonely.
學校裏我一個人都不認識 I mean, I don't know anyone at this school.
你這是在幫我 真的 You'd be doing me a favor, seriously.
你真會說法語嗎 You really speak French?
[法語]是的 Oui.
好吧 Fine.
只是學習夥伴 Just study buddies.
當然 Of course.
3周後MORP舞會
♪ 那個站在山頂的女神 ♪ ♪ A goddess on a mountain top ♪
♪ 像燃燒中的銀色火焰 ♪ ♪ Was burning like a silver flame ♪
♪ 她是愛與美的極致 ♪ ♪ The summit of beauty and love ♪
♪ 她的名字是維納斯 ♪ ♪ And Venus was her name ♪
♪ 那就是她 ♪ ♪ She's got it ♪
♪ 是的寶貝 那就是她 ♪ ♪ Yeah, baby, she's got it ♪
♪ 我是你的維納斯 ♪ ♪ I'm your Venus ♪
♪ 我是你慾望燃燒的火焰 ♪ ♪ I'm your fire At your desire ♪
♪ 我是你的維納斯 ♪ ♪ Well, I'm your Venus ♪
♪ 我是你慾望燃燒的火焰 ♪ ♪ I'm your fire At your desire ♪
♪ 她的武器是水晶般的雙眼 ♪ ♪ Her weapons were her crystal eyes ♪
♪ 讓所有男人為之瘋狂 ♪ ♪ Making every man mad ♪
♪ 她漆黑如夜 ♪ ♪ Black as the dark night she was ♪
♪ 她獨一無二 ♪ ♪ Got what no one else has ♪
♪ 那就是她 ♪ ♪ She's got it ♪
♪ 是的寶貝 那就是她 ♪ ♪ Yeah, baby, she's got it ♪
♪ 我是你的維納斯 ♪ ♪ I'm your Venus ♪
♪ 我是你慾望燃燒的火焰 ♪ ♪ I'm your fire At your desire ♪
♪ 我是你的維納斯 ♪ ♪ Well, I'm your Venus ♪
♪ 我是你慾望燃燒的火焰 ♪ ♪ I'm your fire At your desire ♪
♪ 是的寶貝 那就是她 ♪ ♪ Yeah, baby, she's got it ♪
♪ 那就是她 ♪ ♪ She's got it ♪
這一路上我一直在糾結 This whole walk home I've been putting off
怎麼邀請你來我媽媽的派對 asking you to my mom's party.
你也知道 都是老師 還有老人 You know, teachers, old people,
太可怕了 total rager.
而且還是週六下午 And it's Saturday afternoon,
就好像是給小孩安排的 更彆扭了 as if it's for a child, so, even better.
雖然聽起來很有趣 但我 Uh, as fun as that sounds, I...
你看 這事這麼激動人心 所以我才留到最後說 See, that excitement level was exactly why
散步結束才說 I put this off until the end of our walk.
但幸運的是 But lucky for me,
你父親無論如何都會讓你去 your dad's totally gonna make you go, anyway.
沒錯 我認為他和我母親之間 Yeah, I think him and my mom, like
有某種關係 have something going on.
有點噁心 無論如何聚會上再見咯 Ew. Anyways see you at the party.
等等 什麼 Wait. What?
歡迎你來 You're welcome.
♪ 我被困了一段時間 ♪ ♪ I was all caught up for a while ♪
我已經找到了關於格蘭特的一些資料 I've dug up great stuff on Grant
所以 請等一會兒 so just, uh, wait here,
也不要碰任何東西 好嗎 and don't steal anything. Okay?
行 Great.
♪ 真可惜我表現得像個孩子 ♪ ♪ Too bad I was acting like a child ♪
♪ 我寧願做我自己 ♪ ♪ I'd rather act like the woman I am ♪
這他媽是什麼 What the shit is this?
你對英語的掌握還是令人震驚 Wow，Your grasp of the English language continues to astound.
嗯 好吧 我可能是沒有 Uh, wow. Well, uh, I guess I don't
把這個房子重裝好 redecorate as much as I should.
真他媽的好笑 Oh, hardy-fuckin'-har.
你有一張我的照片 還是用相框裱起來的 You have a picture of me. Framed.
我知道你可能沒有注意到過 I know you probably didn't notice this,
但是我也在照片上 but I'm in the picture as well.
天啊 我們當時才9歲 God, we were like nine.
夥計 為什麼你還有這個 Dude, why do you even have this?
我喜歡 好嗎 I like it. Okay?
看看這兩個照片裏的小孩 他們是朋友 Look at these kids, all right? They're friends.
沒人在評頭論足 No one's judging.
沒人被傷透了心 No one has their feelings hurt.
所以我留著這個 So I keep this around.
你有意見嗎 You got a problem with that?
沒有 No.
如果你要搞一個帶有心理暗示的性愛陷阱 Now, if you're ready to set your psychological sex trap,
我有整整十年的背景故事 I've got a decade of backstory.
我沒法用語言表達出來我有多不想進去 I can't express how much I don't wanna go inside.
好吧 你知道嗎 是時候讓你明白 Okay, you know what? It's time that you understand
你想要什麼並不重要 what you want doesn't really matter.
比如說我 Take me, for example.
我每天早上起來 I wake up every morning
都要拖著自己去做討厭的工作 and I drag myself to a job that I hate.
人生一課 很好 Ah, life lesson. Neat.
重點是 The point is...
只要你今晚別擋我雞兒的道 咱倆就沒事 I'm gonna be fine as long as you don't cock-block me tonight.
明白了麼 Comprende?
-爸爸 真噁心 對 -真噁心 - Daddy! Gross. Yes. - Gross!
進去跟大家聊聊 Get in there and be social.
好吧 Oh, yeah.
就像《大金剛》裏演的一樣 It's on like Donkey Kong.
-驢什麼 -回頭見 - Donkey what? - See ya later.
屋裏的派對 Party in the house!
是的 你在幹什麼 Oh, yes. Oh, what are you doing here?
沒什麼 你們好啊 賤人們 No way. What up, bitches?
什麼 這是守靈還是什麼 What? Is this a wake or what?
我非常困惑 I'm super confused.
為什麼你們現在都在這裏 Why are you all here right now?
嗨 安妮 Hey, Annie.
-女士們 -嗨 -Ladies. -Hey.
謝謝大家來參加我媽的無聊派對 Thank you for all coming to my mom's lame party.
等等 我不知道你們這麼瞭解格蘭特 Wait. I didn't know you guys all knew Grant that well.
我這周只給他買了 Yeah, I only bought him, like,
三杯南瓜香料拿鐵 three pumpkin spice lattes this week.
對嗎 Right?
我摔斷腿的時候 Well, he, um, carried me to safety
他把我帶到了安全的地方 when I broke my leg.
-什麼時候 -哪一隻 -摔斷了 - When did you... - Which one? - Break your... Yeah.
現在好多了 It's much better now.
斯蒂芙尼你在這裏幹什麼 Stephanie, what are you doing here?
我和艾米特一起來的 I came with Emmett.
誰 Who?
那個孩子 That kid.
是的 Yeah.
所以他是格蘭特最好的朋友 So, he's Grant's best friend
而我是艾米特的朋友 and I'm friends with Emmett,
所以我和格蘭特算是好朋友 so it's kind of like Grant and I are besties.
是這樣嗎 Right? Is it?
當然 Sure.
你的男朋友在哪兒呢 凱拉 Oh, and where's your boyfriend, Kayla?
我告訴你了 斯蒂芙尼 I told you, Stephanie,
我們分手了 we broke up. Mmm.
你一直在說你們的性生活有多沒完沒了 You keep on saying how nonstop the sex has been,
對吧 right?
是的 就像是骯髒的 Yeah. It's been like dirty
飢渴的 你明白我的意思 and hungry, you know what I mean?
好吧 讓我們來點 Okay, uh, let's have a little...
我們能有個女生之間的聊天麼 出去說 Can we have a little girls', like, powwow, just outside?
不 我很好 No, I'm fine.
行吧 所以很明顯 Okay, so apparently
那個約定你們都準備選格蘭特麼 you've all chosen Grant for the pact?
對 他很聰明而且口才很好 Yeah, he's smart and articulate.
是啊 不錯的人 Yeah, nice guy.
我的意思是 他一次都沒撩過我 I mean, he hasn't hit on me once. Hmm.
有沒有想過 Have we considered if
這可能就是因為他不喜歡你 that's because he's just not into you?
去你媽的 Screw you.
第三條規矩 我打斷你的話是因為你胡扯 Rule number three, I'm calling you on your bullshit.
讓蒂姆吃醋才不是你的目的 Making Tim jealous is not your goal.
作為你的監督人 我要提醒你 And as your accountability partner, I'm just reminding you,
-我們沒人在討好格蘭特的媽媽 -天吶 - neither is kissing up to Grant's mom. - Oh.
規則二 我們是最好的朋友 Rule number two, we are best friends.
我們應該相互支持 We should support each other.
我們不該讓一個男孩攪亂我們之間的感情 We shouldn't let some boy come between us.
我們 Us?
我是說你們之間 I meant between you.
好的 因為艾米特和我見過你 Right. Cause Emmett and I have seen you
和格蘭特一起上一些法語課 having little French lessons with Grant.
我們一直在學習 Uh-huh. We've been studying.
學習 "Studying."
我有男朋友 I have a boyfriend.
天啊 是的 安妮 God, yes, Annie,
我們明白了 謝謝 we get it. Thank you!
嘿 Hey!
沒事吧 Everything cool?
我們還是先把這事放一邊吧 好嗎 You know, we should just table this. Okay?
-但是 -放一邊了 -But... -Tabled!
史提夫勒 Stifler.
他好像沒那麼喜歡她 It doesn't seem like he's that into her.
我還以為你不在意 Hmm. I thought you didn't care.
我只是在觀察 I'm just making an observation.
好吧 Right.
你們兩個守著樓梯 You two, guard the stairs.
我去偵察一下 I'm gonna do some recon.
什麼意思 What does that mean?
看看他的房間 東翻翻西找找 You know, check out his room, scope it out,
聞聞他的內褲 smell his underwear.
-我也不知道 砰砰砰 -什麼 - I don't know. Bing-bang-boom. - What?
這侵犯了他的隱私 That's kind of an invasion of his privacy.
是嗎 It is? Hmm?
-天啊 居然侵犯了他的隱私 -是啊 - Oh, my God, his privacy! - Yeah.
-看好樓梯 呆子們 -行吧 - Just guard the stairs, nerds. - Okay.
天啊 Oh, boy.
我想我要自己去偵查一下 You know, I think I'm gonna do some recon work of my own.
-好吧 再見 -再見 - Okay.Bye. - Bye.
我確實有些好吃的 但是不夠全場供應 So, I do have some goodies, but not enough to go around.
- 我不在乎別人 - 嗨 安妮的父親 - Oh, I don't care if anybody...- Hey, Annie's dad!
費捨爾校長 我只是想告訴您 Principal Fisher. I just wanted to tell you
我很高興能擁有一個 that I am so excited to have
您這樣值得尊敬的堅強女性榜樣 a strong female role model to look up to.
-我剛剛在想也許您可以和我 -奧利弗 - I was thinking maybe you and I could...- Aw! Oliver!
嗨 費捨爾校長不想再跟你說話了 Hi. Principal Fisher doesn't wanna talk to you anymore,
但我很樂意 but I would love to.
你想聽聽我的JFK嗎 Do you wanna hear my JFK?
你是誰 Who are you?
我的生活中少了點什麼 Something's been missing out of my life.
就像一個需要填補的空虛 You know, like a void that needs to be filled, even.
-啊痛 -對不起 - Ow! - Oh, sorry.
好吧 聽著 我感覺你對我好像有點牴觸 Okay, look, I sense some resistance
我真的不知道問題出在哪 and I really don't know what the problem is,
所以如果你能 so if you could just, like,
跟我說清楚就太好了 clear that up for me, that'd be great.
好 Okay.
首先 你用曲棍球 Uh, well, for one, you hit me in the head
打了我的頭 所以 with a lacrosse ball, so...
夥計 那是個意外 Dude, it was an accident.
-是嗎 -對啊 - Was it? - Yeah.
Venmo：類似微信群收款的軟體，常用於朋友間分帳AA等
我是說 我看到了Venmo賬單 Mmm... I mean, I saw the Venmo.
你因為打暈了新來的帥哥 收了20塊錢 You got paid 20 bucks for knocking out the new hot guy.
你知道自己有多帥嗎 Well, have you seen yourself?
我有東西落在房間裏了 I forgot something in my room.
-過會回來 -好吧 - I'll be back. - All right.
-屁股不錯 -謝謝 - Nice ass. - Yeah, thank you.
糟了 Oh, shit.
神他媽 What the...
格蘭特 Grant!
嗨 Hi.
嘿 你 Hey, you're, uh...
你要錯過派對了 You're missing the party.
是的 其實我在躲著 Yeah, I'm, uh, kinda hiding, actually.
那個叫斯蒂芙尼的女孩很特別 That girl Stephanie is so extra
有點嚇人 and kind of terrifying.
你要知道 男生們都很喜歡她 Uh, for your information, guys are obsessed with her
她也是個很好的人 and she also happens to be a really great person.
所以 So, um...
我沒別的意思 I didn't mean anything by it.
她人很好 只是不是我喜歡的類型 She's really nice. Just not my type.
你才是 You are.
我很抱歉 我知道你有男朋友 I'm sorry. I know you have a boyfriend,
我不該說什麼 也不該有任何感覺 and I'm not supposed to say or feel anything,
我不想毀了我唯一的友誼 and I don't wanna ruin the only friendship I have.
不要 No.
不要麼 No?
嗨 Oh, hi.
突發新聞 賤人們 Breaking news, bitches!
該死 Oh, shit.
哇哦 真的就像《大金剛》 Wow. It is like Donkey Kong.
我沒事 I'm okay.
好吧 到底是怎麼回事 Okay, what the hell was that?
讓我用另一個問題來回答這個問題 Let me answer that question with another question.
這是什麼鬼東西 What the hell is this?
安妮 Annie!
你說你對格蘭特一點興趣都沒有 You said that you weren't even interested in Grant.
首先 噓 其次 刪掉那張照片 First of all, shh. Second of all, delete that.
-我 我什麼都沒做 -我沒有 -I... I didn't do anything. -"I didn't do..."
你幾乎是在啃他的臉 You were practically eating his face.
-太誇張了 -感覺怎麼樣 - That's dramatic. - What'd it taste like?
夥計們 我又棘手又尷尬 Guys! I am sticky and embarrassed
我這輩子第一次被男人拒絕 and I just got rejected by a man for the first time in my life.
-嗚嗚 -哦我悲傷逆流成河誒 - Oh, boo-hoo! - Go cry me a river.
今天就到這裏吧 Let's just call it a day.
-行嗎 -那好吧 - Cool? - Fine.
好的 我根本不在乎 Fine. I don't even care!
嘿 安妮 我們能談談嗎 Hey, Annie. Can we talk real quick?
-沒什麼好說的 -是嗎 - Uh, nothing to talk about. - Really?
那穿著我的棒球服拍我們照片的女生呢 How about the girl doing a photo shoot in my lacrosse uniform
又或者是 我們接完吻你又打了我呢 or I don't know, how we kissed and you hit me?
我們沒有接吻 We did not kiss.
你親了我 You kissed me.
沒有通知 也沒有得到我的允許 Unannounced. Without permission.
拜託 你明明用你的表情給了我許可 Come on. You gave me permission with your face.
你給我那種想親的表情 就是 就像是 You gave me kiss face. It was... It was like...
-我沒有做那樣的表情 -你做了 - Oh, my face did not do that. - Yeah.
-你真的做了 -我沒有 -Yes, it did. - It did not.
-你就是這麼做了 -我 我還是回家吧 - That's exactly what it did. - I'm... I'm just gonna go home.
好吧 很高興能夠見到你 Okay. So it was good seeing you.
-你家在這個方向 -我家在那個方向 - You live that way. -I live that way.
-是的 -我知道 - Yup. - I knew that.
你好 Bonjour.
你
你居然有膽量來這裏
你為什麼不把我送走
我要
射
不 不 不 No, no, no.
你不喜歡格蘭特 You don't like Grant.
你愛的是傑森 You love Jason.
2周後 MORP舞會
不 不 不 不 Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
生物在這邊上課 Uh, biology is this way.
我要去見傑森 I'm going to see Jason.
在這裏乾等要把我弄瘋了 This waiting around is making me crazy.
等一下 你要逃課嗎 你從來不缺課的 Wait. Are you cutting class? You never cut class.
這更重要 反正他離這也就三小時車程 Some things are more important. He's only three hours away.
我要去那裏 把事情做了 理清我的思緒 I can get there, bang it out, get my head straight,
晚飯前回來 be back before dinner.
-安妮 你是在說 -做愛 - Annie, are you talking about... - Sex!
我要和我愛的男人做愛 I'm going to have sex with the man that I love.
去吧 女孩 給自己來點爽的 Yo, girl, go get you some!
不戴套套不能做愛哦 No glove, no love!
好呀 我好為你高興呀 Okay! I'm so excited for you.
讓我理一理 Let me get this straight.
你從蒂姆的女朋友變成他的備胎 You went from Tim's girlfriend to his side piece.
你還對此感到開心 這難道不算降級嗎 And you're happy with that? Isn't that kind of like a demotion?
不 你沒懂 這樣很隨意 No, you don't get it. It's casual.
女孩 我發明的隨意 Girl, I invented casual.
你這樣做不是隨意 That's not what you're doing.
你只是在假裝你很隨意 What you're doing is pretending it's casual
這樣你才可以繼續和你喜歡的男孩做愛 so you can still fuck the guy you like.
-我的天 -你看吧 - Oh, my God. - There ya go.
我是還喜歡他 I do still like him.
我們所謂的隨意 無束縛的性 Our casual, no-strings-attached sex
既不隨意也不是無束縛的 is neither casual nor without strings!
-是有感情在裏面的 -蒂姆知道嗎 - There are feelings! - Does Tim know that?
不 不 他不知道 但是他會知道的 No. No, he does not, but he will.
他現在就要知道 He's gonna know right now.
-好的 -凱拉 - Okay. - Kayla?
-她還好嗎 -誰知道呢 - She okay? - Who knows?
好吧 對了 安妮剛逃課去找傑森 Well, get this. Annie just left school to go see Jason.
不是吧 做得好呀 No shit! Good for her.
-但是你知道這意味著什麼吧 -什麼 - You know what this means, though? - What?
安妮贏了 Annie wins.
真的 等她做了愛 她就完成她的目標了 She does. After she does the deed, she's fulfilled her goal.
凱拉還喜歡著蒂姆 Kayla is still obsessed with Tim.
我什麼也沒做成 I'm absolutely nowhere.
然後格蘭特好像是學校裏唯一一個 And Grant seems to be the only guy
不想和你做愛的男人 in school who doesn't lust after you.
還沒結束呢 It's not over yet.
拜託 芙芙 Oh, come on, Steph.
MORP舞會還有一個星期就到了 The MORP is in a week.
冠軍要最後才知道 Champions are made in the last quarter.
遊戲才剛剛變得有趣起來 Game just got interesting.
這裏 你來了 Hey. Hey. Glad you came.
-呃我需要和你談一下 -好 - Um, I need to talk to you. - Okay.
我們為什麼要在圖書館談 Why are we in the library?
沒有人來這裏 Nobody ever comes back here.
危險刺激的 Dangerous...
性感的 是嗎 Sexy, huh?
你討厭這個 Oh, you hate it.
天啊 對不起 God, I'm sorry.
這真的是個愚蠢的主意 It was such a stupid idea.
是這樣的 我尊重你 我只是想讓你知道 Look, I respect you and I just want you to know
這裏永遠是一個安全的地方 that this is always a safe space.
好吧 快脫褲子 速戰速決 All right, pants off, make it quick.
我確定我可以很快 I'm sure that will not be a problem. Oh!
費捨爾校長在嗎 啊 Principal Fisher? Oh.
不好意思 我待會再回來 Sorry. I can come back.
不 沒事 No, that's okay.
是這樣的 有一個奇怪的情況 Well, it's kind of a weird situation.
就是 我作了一個約定 See, I made this pact... No, no, no.
不好意思 Sorry.
呃 Um...
我和我的朋友作了一個約定 I made this pact with my friends
說我會試著去和令我驕傲 that I would try and date somebody who I'm really proud of
真正瞭解我的人約會 and who really gets me,
但我感覺在這過程中 but I feel like in doing so
我好像看不清我自己了 I've kind of lost sight of myself.
我的意思是 我以為格蘭特是我想要的人 I mean, I thought that Grant was the guy that I wanted
因為他很聰明 性格好 交友謹慎 because he's smart and he's cute and he's socially conscious.
-對了 你在教育上做得很好 -謝謝 - Great job on that, by the way. - Thanks.
但我都不知道我變成什麼樣了 But I don't even know who I've become.
就像 我在假裝脆弱和無助來誘惑一個男人 Like, I'm pretending to be weak and helpless to manipulate a man?
魯思·金斯伯格法官對此會說什麼 What would Ruth Bader Ginsburg say?
我的意思是 我不需要一個男人來實現自我 I mean, I don't need a man to complete me.
我是一個堅強 聰明 獨立的女人 是吧 I'm a strong, smart, independent woman. Right?
米歇爾 想要有一段感情 Michelle, there is nothing wrong
沒什麼不對的 with wanting to be in a relationship.
任何人都值得擁有一點愛情 Everybody deserves a little romance.
但我的確覺得你找錯了對象 But I do think you're barking up the wrong tree.
我的意思是 如果格蘭特不是那個對的人 I mean, if Grant were the right guy for you,
你只要做你自己 不需要成為別的 you wouldn't have to be anything but yourself.
但這的確讓我想到了另一位年輕的男人 It does, however, make me think of another young man,
一個剛好在高考中拿了1590分的青年 a young man who happened to score 1,590 on his SAT,
一個每個週末都會做志願的青年 a young man who volunteers every single weekend.
你在描述我的理想對像 You're describing my ideal mate.
他對總統歷史很著迷 He is obsessed with presidential history.
你是在開玩笑嗎 費捨爾校長 Are you shitting me, Principal Fisher?
我沒有在開玩笑 米歇爾 注意你的言辭 I shit you not, Michelle. Watch your language.
他的名字是奧利弗 Hawthorn His name is Oliver Hawthorn,
你每天都和他一起工作 and you work with him every single day,
而他很明顯是對你有意思的 and he clearly has an obvious crush on you.
現在請出去 我很忙的 Now get out, I'm very busy.
是 好吧 Right. Okay.
-拜拜 -謝謝 - Bye-bye. - Thank you.
好吧 你還能期待什麼呢 Oh, well, I mean, what can you expect?
她經歷了那麼多 She's been through a lot.
所以 我聽說你喜歡閱讀總統事跡 So, um, I hear you're into presidents.
只是喜歡肯尼迪總統的 Uh, just Kennedy.
"我親愛的美國人們，別問你的國家能為你做什麼" "My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you.
"問問你自己能為國家做些什麼" "Ask what you can do for your country."
這句話我表達的不是很好 It's not a very good impression,
但我 嘗試著改善我的表達 but I mean, I'm trying to perfect it.
-呃其實我要走了 -好吧 - Um, I... I actually have to go. - Okay.
現在就走 Right now.
再見 Bye.
天啊 Oh, man.
我們分手之後 性愛也變得越來越爽了 Since we broke up, the sex just keeps getting better, right?
嘿 怎麼了 你還好嗎 Hey, what's up? You okay?
有沒有可能 這對於你來說不只是無意義的性 What are the odds, uh, this isn't just meaningless sex to you?
有沒有可能 你真的愛上了我 What are the odds, um, that you're actually in love with me,
但你只是害怕面對自己的感覺 but you're just afraid of your feelings
然後 你內心深處是想和我在一起的 and, um, deep in your heart you wanna stay with me?
我早該想到的 That's what I thought.
我不能再做這個隨意的事情了 Um, I can't do this casual thing.
至少和你不可以 Not with you.
我會想要更多 I just want more.
我值得更多 I deserve more.
再見 蒂姆 Bye, Tim.
傑森 是我 Hey, Jason, it's me.
我現在不太方便說話 而且我知道你在上課 I can't really talk right now, and I know you're in class anyway,
但我有個驚喜想給你 but I have a surprise for you.
所以 收到信息打回給我 好嗎 So, call me back when you get this, okay?
我愛你 拜拜 I love you. Bye.
♪ 別讓它走 ♪ ♪ Don't let this slip away ♪
♪ 或許我們能到達 ♪ ♪ Maybe this road leads to Rome ♪
♪ 但寶貝 你讓我感到舒服 ♪ ♪ But, baby, you make me feel at home ♪
♪ 我們在一起是無人阻擋無法否認的 ♪ ♪ Together we're unstoppable It's undeniable ♪
♪ 我們一起走 ♪ ♪ Let's go, go, go, go ♪
♪ 我們今晚出發 ♪ ♪ Let's go all the way tonight ♪
♪ 今晚帶著我出發 ♪ ♪ Take me all the way tonight ♪
♪ 寶貝 我們可以維持愛 ♪ ♪ Baby, we can make this last ♪
♪ 沒有東西可以使我們退縮 ♪ ♪ Nothing's gonna hold us back ♪
♪ 讓我們今晚出發吧 ♪ ♪ Let's take it all the way tonight ♪
♪ 今晚讓命運帶領我們 ♪ ♪ Leave it up to fate tonight ♪
謝謝 兄弟 Thanks, buddy.
拍個掌 拍一個 再來一個 Up top, baby. Hit me! One more.
♪ 讓我們今晚出發吧 ♪ ♪ Let's take it all the way tonight ♪
♪ 今晚讓命運帶領我們 ♪ ♪ Leave it up to fate tonight ♪
♪ 讓我們今晚出發吧 ♪ ♪ So let's go all the way tonight ♪
♪ 讓我們 今晚出發吧 ♪ ♪ Let's go all the way tonight, tonight ♪
我要射了 我要射了 我要射了 I'm gonna pop. I'm gonna pop. I'm gonna pop.
啊 我射了 Oh, I'm popping!
噢 Oh.
啊 安妮 Um, Annie.
你在跟我開玩笑嗎 Are you kidding me?
呃 Uh...
不是你看到的那樣 It's not what it looks like.
-不是嗎 -不是 - It's not? - No.
她是我的數學輔導 Um, she's my math tutor.
她剛才是在輔導你嗎 Was she tutoring you right now?
-對不起 -我的天 - I'm sorry. - Oh, my God!
-冷靜一下好嗎 -你和我說冷靜 - Just calm down. - Calm down?
你覺得叫我冷靜我就會冷靜下來嗎 You think telling me to calm down is gonna make me calm down?
你現在表現的有點過了 Well, you're acting a little hysterical.
是嗎 我表現的過了嗎 Am I? Am I a little bit hysterical?
這真的很痛 That really hurt bad!
在這裏等著 Wait here.
兄弟 你室友真他媽的狗
安妮 安妮 Annie. Annie.
安妮 親愛的 親愛的 親愛的 Annie, honey. Honey. Honey.
對不起 呃 可以和你談一下嗎 Sorry. Annie, um, talk to you one second?
-說什麼 -拜託了 - What? - Please.
你想說什麼 What do you wanna say?
我不知道 距離戀愛太難了 I don't know. Long distance relationships are rough.
噢 是嗎 Oh, is that right?
是呀 我的意思是 這裏有好多辣妹子 Yeah, I mean, there's so many hot chicks here.
當然 你也很性感 You're hot too, obviously. Of course.
但是 你知道的 你不是大學類型的性感 It's just, you know, you're not college-hot.
你是聰明的性感 Your brain is hot.
傑森 我要和你分手 Jason, I'm breaking up with you.
我來這裏只是因為我有罪惡感 I only came here because I felt guilty.
我喜歡上了別人 I like someone else.
他親了我 我還很喜歡 這嚇到我了 He kissed me and I liked it, and it freaked me out.
好吧 Okay.
所以 我想著 如果我來到這裏 見到了你 So, I thought if I came here, if I saw you,
我們上床 然後我對你的感情 if we made love, then my feelings for you
就會馬上回來 would come rushing back.
但我看到你和她在一起 When I saw you with her,
一開始我很生氣 但之後呢 after the anger, you know what I felt?
我感覺鬆了一口氣 I felt relief.
有男的親了你 Some dude kissed you?
幹嘛 What?
看來你確實不是我想要的人 You're just really not who I wanted you to be.
這 這挺傷人的 Wow, that was... That was rough.
浴巾不錯 人渣 Nice towel, douchebag.
安妮 你在哭嗎 Annie, have you been crying?
親愛的 Oh, honey.
我大概能猜到是怎麼回事 Oh, I think I know what this is.
安妮 別擔心 Annie, don't worry.
艾倫 不會成為你的後媽 Ellen's not trying to become your new mommy.
-我的天 -親愛的 她不是在想這個 - Oh, my God. - Honey, that's not why she's upset.
很明顯她撞見我們在做愛 Clearly, she's mortified 'cause she just
感到很尷尬罷了 walked in on us about to have sex.
沒錯 沒錯 是這樣 Yeah. Yeah. What she said.
不 這 這是很平常的事情 Oh. No, this is... This is just a casual thing.
按現在年輕人的說法應該叫 炮友 I think the kids call it F-buddies.
行 說到這 On that note, okay.
我的天 我的天 Oh, God. Oh, God.
安妮 我能進來嗎 Annie? Can I come in.
進吧 Okay.
安妮 是剛才的事情令你不開高興嗎 Annie, did, um... Did what you see downstairs upset you?
不是 這完全說得通 Oh, no, it makes perfect sense.
除了我 大家都有愛可做 Everyone's having sex but me.
做愛 Sex?
不好意思 我不是故意這麼說的 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say it.
我和傑森分手了 I broke up with Jason.
親愛的 我很遺憾 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
我不覺得 I'm not.
寶貝 Oh, babe.
你是我認識的最棒的人 You are the most incredible person I know.
又聰明 又有趣 You're so smart, you're so funny.
還很漂亮 You are so beautiful.
你不用給我打氣 爸 I don't need a pep talk, Dad.
那個傑森一點都配不上你 That Jason never deserved you.
而我從來都不喜歡那傢伙 隨便 And I never liked the guy, so there!
等等 真的嗎 Wait. Really?
當然 他就是個爛人 No. He was a total brobag.
我愛你 爸 I love you, Dad.
我也愛你 寶貝女兒 I love you too, babe.
-格蘭特 嘿 -嘿 - Grant. Hey-hey. - Hey.
今晚在我家有一個小聚會 So, I'm having a little gathering at my place tonight,
你要來嗎 if you wanna come.
挺酷的 你碰巧有見過安妮嗎 Cool. Have you seen Annie, by chance?
噢 那個 她昨天去找 Oh, well, she went to go visit
她那個大學男朋友了 her boyfriend at college yesterday.
他們或許還在為愛鼓掌呢 Yeah, they're probably still banging it out.
說回我的事 But back to my thing.
那個 我最喜歡的薩克斯風手 So, my favorite saxophone player
弗拉基米爾·塔拉索夫 他超級棒 Vladimir Ullich, he's amazing...
-你 你講真的嗎 -什麼 - Are... Are you being serious? - What?
弗拉基米爾·塔拉索夫也是我最喜歡的音樂家 Vladimir Ullich is, like, my favorite musician of all time.
-真的嗎 -是啊 - Is it really? - Yeah.
什麼 這事兒發生的幾率也太低了吧 What... What are the odds of that happening?
-確實不高 -那你得來啊 - Not high. - Well, you should stop by then.
這比較像一個音樂派對 It's, like, a listening party.
就是 我們一晚上都會在放他的作品 Like, we'll play it all night.
你知道 我有些怪習慣 所以 You know, I'm quirky, so...
你猜怎麼著 我會來 You know what? Cool.
-太好了 -好 - Oh, great. - Great.
-那好 我們到時見 -沒問題 - Great. I'll see you there. - All right
♪ 寶貝 她真是美呆了 ♪ ♪ Baby, she's drop dead gorgeous ♪
♪ 美呆了 ♪ ♪ Drop dead ♪
不好意思 待會兒見 Oh. My bad. I'll see you.
-好的 -好 拜拜 - Okay. - Okay. Bye.
♪ 寶貝 她真是美呆了 ♪ ♪ Baby, she's drop dead gorgeous ♪
♪ 美呆了 ♪ ♪ Drop dead ♪
站住 Freeze!
鎖定目標安妮 I got eyes on Annie.
四方立即集合 Quad, stat.
喲 喲 看看這個人 Well, well, well, look who it is.
-喲 喲 看 -我已經說了 Well, well, well, look... I already did that.
-媽的 -安妮 - Damn it. - Annie!
你突然消失 破處 不打電話也不發消息 You disappear, lose your virginity, no call, no text?
就像 你把我們拉黑了 Like, you ghosted us.
對不起 我才活過來 Sorry. I've just been dead.
是不是因為上床了 Because of all the sex?
姑娘 這對你來說可是個天大的時刻 Girl, this is a big-ass moment for you.
媽的 Shit!
那行 我們今晚再聊 你們都 Okay, we'll talk tonight? But you all
會來今晚的派對 是嗎 are coming to my party tonight, right?
-當然 -好的 - Yeah, duh. - Okay. Great.
既然安妮已經有美好的上床經驗了 And since Annie has had sweet Freeform TV sex,
那我就趁虛而入誘惑一下帥哥格蘭特 I'll swoop in and seduce the lovely Grant.
棒 看好戲了 哦耶 Yes! What's up! Whoo! Yeah!
媽媽做愛了 她不再是處女 Mama had sex! She ain't a virgin!
♪ 我們的節奏 彭 彭 彭 ♪ ♪ We make the beat go boom, boom, boom ♪
離MORP還有一周
♪ 彭 彭 彭 ♪ ♪ Boom, boom, boom ♪
♪ 我喜歡這個聲音 彭 彭 彭 ♪ ♪ I like the sound it makes Boom, boom, boom ♪
你每個週末都開派對嗎 You do this kind of thing every weekend?
史提夫勒的派對 Stifler's parties are the bedrock
是建立東大瀑布高中的基礎 on which East Great Falls was built.
今晚 派對之神是來幫我誘惑那塊鮮肉的 And tonight, we're using the party gods to seduce the new guy.
你要犧牲一個處子什麼的嗎 Wow. You need to sacrifice a virgin or something?
不用擔心 你很安全 No, don't worry, you're safe.
那個 我們把所有東西都準備好了是嗎 Okay, so we thought of everything, right?
-格蘭特最愛的音樂 零食 飲料 -是的 - Grant's favorite music, snacks, drinks? - Yeah.
看 我甚至穿著他最喜歡的顏色 I mean, I'm even wearing his favorite color.
-你看起來很漂亮 -謝謝 - You look beautiful. - Thanks.
-他真幸運 -是吧 - He's a lucky guy. - I know.
給你 Here you go.
這 這是什麼 What... What's this?
不是 我給你的酬勞 你給我買禮物嗎 Wait, I pay you and you buy me something?
這太他媽蠢了 That's fucking stupid.
通常人們說的是 謝謝 The usual response is, "Thank you."
這是個口紅盒 It's a lipstick case.
是用來做記錄刻痕的 On, uh... On which to make notches.
這是個禮物 很體貼的禮物 It's a present, a thoughtful one.
-也是我包裝的 -對 你還 - I also wrapped it. - Yeah, and you...
你還包裝了它 And you wrapped it. Uh...
我朋友來了 我應該 我應該去找她們 Well, my girls are here so I should... I should go.
-當然 -是啊 - Sure. - Yeah.
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey. Uh...
祝你們好運 Good luck with Grant.
艾米特 謝謝你 所有的事情 Emmett, thank you. For everything.
還有這個禮物 我很喜歡 And my present. I love it.
哈嘍 婊子們 What up, bitches!
歡迎來到上格蘭特醉友會 Welcome to Bang-Grant Palooza!
嗨 小寶寶 你好嗎 Hi, boo-boo, how are you?
嘿 你知道嗎 做一個優秀的贏家 Hey, you know, being a good winner
和輸得起一樣重要好嗎 芙芙 is just as important as being a good loser, Steph.
-你在影射什麼嗎 -看看場合吧 - Oh, you're throwing shade? - Way to read a room.
朋友們 這什麼時候開始變成了比賽 Guys, when did this turn into a competition?
不應該變成我們四個去搶一個男孩啊 This was never supposed to be about us competing for a boy.
對啊 這本該是我的安慰派對 Yeah, this was supposed to make me feel better.
我沒被安慰到 I don't feel better.
待會兒你又要去搞定格蘭特 Now you're gonna smash Grant
但他又很喜歡安妮 when he really likes Annie.
-什麼 -呃 對啊 - What? - Uh, yeah.
我在他房間的時候 When I was in his room,
他說喜歡她還親了她 he told her he liked her and then he kissed her.
那你當時怎麼說得完全不一樣啊 Okay, well you made it sound like it was the other way around.
有時候我會有點多餘啊 I can be a little extra sometimes.
什麼鬼 Yeah, no shit!
嘿 艾米特 怎麼樣 兄弟 Hey, Emmett! What's up, man?
我想說 他是很帥 但不值得 I mean, he's cute, but he's not worth this.
-我退出 朋友們 -女士們 嘿 - I'm out, guys. - Ladies, hey.
-看誰來了 -嘿 - Look who I found. - Hey.
噢 那個 Oh. Uh...
你覺得安妮怎麼樣 What do you think of Annie?
她很棒 She's great.
就是 她很酷 很聰明 善良 有趣 I mean, she's cool, smart, kind, funny.
笨拙 但是挺好笑的 Awkward, but in a really entertaining way.
-她來了嗎 -噢 沒有 但她會來的 是吧 - Is she here? - Oh. No, no, no, but she will be. Right?
你們能 先去聊會兒天嗎 Uh, can you guys just, like, talk for a sec?
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
我的天哪 Oh, my God!
-你太緊張了吧 -天哪 - You are tightly wound. Wow. - Oh, my God.
對不起 I'm sorry.
-我不是故意嚇你的 -沒事 - I didn't mean to scare you. - That's okay.
你爸爸和我今晚胃口大開 Your father and I just worked up a real appetite tonight,
所以我現在想吃點雪糕 你來點嗎 so I'm having a little ice cream. You want some?
不好意思 Sorry.
好啊 那個 我想吃點雪糕 Yeah, you know what, I'll have some ice cream.
太好了 Great.
她不接電話 She's not answering.
那就去找她把她拉過來 好嗎 Well, go get her and drag her ass here. Okay?
好 跟我來 Okay. Come with me.
準備好來點兒性感薩克斯風了嗎 Ready for some sexy saxophone?
-她來了 - 走起 - She's back. - Let's go.
嘿 我想和你談談 Hey! I need to talk to you.
蒂姆 我現在沒時間和你玩 Tim, I cannot do this right now.
我們要去找 We have to go get...
凱拉 拜託 Kayla, please.
沒關係 我去找她 It's cool. I got this.
祝你好運 Good luck.
我以為你今晚要去派對 I thought there was a party tonight.
沒那個心情 Not in the mood. Hmm.
我能跟你聊個事兒嗎 Can I talk to you about something?
會是一個我不想聽的事情嗎 Should I be afraid of what you're about to say?
我也不知道 我就直接說了 I can never tell. I just let it fly.
是這樣的 我注意到你最近心情不好 Here's the thing. I've noticed that you've been upset
我兒子的心情也不好 and my son has also been upset.
我想知道你們是不是都在想同一件事 And I wonder if you're both upset about the same thing.
-我能為您做什麼 -打給安妮 - What can I help you with? - Call Annie.
這是我在網頁上找到關於F安妮的信息 Here's what I found on the web for Fannie.
不是 打給安妮 No, call Annie!
正在呼叫曼尼披薩 Calling Manny's Pizza.
-不 是安妮 -等等 等等 - No! Annie! - Wait, wait, wait, wait!
得明天才有知覺了 Gonna feel that tomorrow.
-你好 曼尼披薩 -我的天哪 - Hello. Manny's Pizza. - Oh, my God!
-你好 -奧利弗 - Hello! - Oliver?
-老天爺 千萬別有事 -嗨 - Oh, my God, please be okay. - Hi.
你站在我車前面幹什麼啊 What are you doing in front of my car?
我想把你留下來 I'm trying to stop you from leaving.
我是說 我就是為你而來的 I mean, you're the only reason I came.
天吶 太感動了吧 Oh, my God, that's actually really sweet.
-我正準備去接我朋友 -你介意我跟你一起嗎 - Um, I have to go get my friend now... - Do you mind if I come with?
畢竟你剛剛開車從我身上壓過去 I mean, you did just run me over with your car.
啊 Uh...
可以 沒問題 走吧走吧 Okay, cool. Yeah, come on, come on.
哦 糟糕 Oh, shit.
我不喜歡那天你就那樣走開了 I don't like the way you left the other day.
你在放屁 Tough shit!
我也有自己的想法和情緒的好嗎 Okay, I've got feelings and emotions.
我會有點嫉妒 也會有點難以應付 I'm a little jealous and a bit of a handful.
如果你不能容忍我在派對上大作文章 But if you can't take me at my making-a-scene-at-a-party-ness,
那你就不配那天老子在圖書館上你 then you don't deserve me at my fucking-you-in-the-library-ness.
你說的對 You're right.
所有都對 Everything you said.
其實我只是不想你違背我的信任 Truth is, I don't want you violating my trust.
但我確實想要你 But I do want you.
你是我的那個小龍蝦 You're my lobster.
-天吶 -沒錯 - Holy shit. - That's right.
-你是我的龍蝦 -對 - "You're my lobster!" - Yeah.
-我沒想到你會說這個 -太棒了 凱拉 - I didn't think you were gonna say that. - Oh, yeah, Kayla!
高中時代是最爛的 High school is the worst.
確實是的 你總覺得永遠不會結束 但會的 It is. And you think that it's never gonna end, but it does.
當高中真的結束了 時間開始加速流逝 And when it does, time starts to move a lot faster.
所以有想做的事 趕緊去完成了 So when you know what you want, you should go after it.
你可能不會有第二次機會了 'Cause you might not get another chance.
安妮穿好衣服 格蘭特在 Annie, get dressed. Grant is looking...
-喔 費捨爾校長也在 -還穿著浴袍 - Oh, Principal Fisher's here! - In a bathrobe.
-您好 -米歇爾 奧利弗 怎麼了 - Hi. - Michelle, Oliver, is everything okay?
哦對 我只是不想把他一個人留在車裏 Oh. Yeah, I just didn't wanna leave him in the car.
我膝蓋受傷了 I have got a knee issue,
但是跟愛情比起來不算什麼 but it's not as important as love.
安妮 格蘭特在派對上找你 Um, Annie, Grant's at the party and he's looking for you.
協議取消了 大家都知道他喜歡你 The whole pact is off. We all know that he likes you.
-他喜歡我嗎 -是的安妮 他喜歡你 - He does? - Yeah, Annie, he does.
一切都太不可思議了 This is an incredible moment and everything,
但是奧利弗好像比他看起來重多了 but Oliver is actually much heavier than he looks.
我瘦但是很結實 I'm wiry but muscular.
-家族遺傳的 -是啊 - It's a family trait. - Yeah.
不好意思 快去車裏等我吧 Sorry, yeah, go wait in the car.
我換完衣服就出來 I guess I'll change and be right out.
我太為你開心了 I am so excited for you for tonight.
千萬不要因為我和你父親的原因 Now don't you be afraid to go after Grant
而不敢去追格蘭特 just because of me and your father.
我們是不會讓你們成為兄妹的 We're not gonna make you guys step-siblings.
我倆的感情是有有效期的 我們都明白 We both know this thing has a shelf life.
還有 他早上吃掉了最後一片偉哥 Besides, he took his last Viagra this morning.
我假裝沒有聽到 I'm gonna go pretend I didn't hear that,
我馬上就出來 and I'll be right out, so...
沒問題 Okay.
這 這真是太棒了 This is... This is so good,
這真是 and this is...
哇喔 可是我們 Wow, but, um you know,
我們兩個還要去搞一些派對上的東西 uh, we have to actually deal with some party stuff. Right? Yeah.
如果你想 And so if you just wanna
呆在這兒 完完全全享受音樂 stay there and just really soak it all in.
我們走好嗎 我們 Let's just go, okay? Let's just...
是嗎 Okay？
好的 我們讓格蘭特繼續和音樂待在一起 Okay. We keep Grant occupied with
直到安妮出現 his old man music until Annie gets here
然後就是」彭「 浪漫時刻 懂嗎 and then boom, big romantic moment. Got it? Great.
嘿等一下 我以為你喜歡格蘭特 所以 Hey, wait, wait. I thought you liked Grant, so...
我只是喜歡他的一些想法 I just kind of liked the idea of him.
安妮是我好朋友 如果她想要那就是她的 Look, Annie's my best friend, and if she wants him, she gets him.
可能和男生談戀愛就不是 So maybe dating a nice guy
斯蒂芙尼 史提夫勒擅長的遊戲 just isn't in the cards for Stephanie Stifler.
瞧瞧這位彷彿在巡視自己地盤的女王 Look, a queen bee walking around like she owns the place.
喔 這還就真是我的地盤 蠢蛋 Ooh, burn. Except I do own the place, you fucking idiot.
這是你今晚的床伴嗎 史提夫勒 Is this your stud for the night, Stifler?
你的標準簡直不能再低了 I didn't think your standards could fall any lower.
我不是還沒睡過你嗎 所以先找了他 Well, I haven't slept with you yet, so I got that going for me.
是啊 隨便你怎麼跟大夥兒說 Yeah, whatever you wanna tell people.
麥考密克 你要告訴別人我們搞上了嗎 McCormick, are you telling people we hooked up?
我可沒說我不會這樣做 I never said I don't kiss and tell.
-去你媽的 -等等 - Fuck you. - No, no.
嘿 你剛剛很沒禮貌 Hey. You're being rude.
-艾米特 不用 -沒事沒事 - Emmett, don't... - No, no, no, it's okay.
給你五秒道歉 不然對你不客氣 You have five seconds to apologize or I unleash hell.
5 Five!
艾米特 Emmett!
-哇哦 他 他用頭砸我 -搞什麼名堂 - Wow. He, uh, hit me with his face. - What the hell?
格蘭特 幫我照看一下他 謝了 Grant, can you just watch him for a sec? Thanks.
嘿 混蛋 Hey, asshole!
我討厭惡霸 I don't like bullies,
討厭歧視女性的混蛋在這兒喝我的酒 and I don't like misogynistic douchebags drinking my liquor
還他媽在我的地盤上侮辱我 and disrespecting me in my own house.
老子不喜歡你 麥考密克 I don't like you, McCormick!
揍的好 混蛋 Yes, bitch!
但是你知道我喜歡誰嗎 But you know who I do like?
嗨 Hey.
你吻我了 You kissed me.
你為我挺身而出 You stood up for me.
雖然你是我的僚機 I mean, you were my wingman
即使你對我的感情比那深多了 even though you liked me more than a wingman.
而且你還送了我禮物 And you bought me a present.
我覺得我剛剛贏了 I think I just won.
你是格蘭特嗎 You Grant?
我認識你嗎 Do I know you?
哦 糟糕 Oh, no.
他在這幹嘛 What is he doing here?
好啦 兄弟 現在你都知道了 Yeah, man, so there you have it.
你該明白你在跟什麼人打交道了 Now you kind of know the people you're dealing with.
你他媽在這兒幹嘛 What the hell are you doing?
哦 那個 Oh. Uh...
我只是覺得你的新男朋友應該知道真相 I just thought your new boyfriend should know the truth.
安妮 我是你和你朋友的賭注嗎 Annie, did you and your friends make a bet about me?
不 不是賭注 It wasn't a bet.
-是一個協議 -哦 廢話 - It was a pact. - Oh, bullshit.
這些個小婊砸們就是在打賭 Okay, all of these little bitches
看誰先睡到你 competed to see who could have sex with you first.
安妮每晚都給我發消息講這件事 Annie texted me about it every night.
-不是你聽起來的那樣 -是嗎 - It's not what it sounds like. - Really?
我們有個協議 去追生命中缺失的另一半 We made a pact to go after what each of us were missing,
沒想到的是 我們都覺得那個人是你 and without knowing it, we all kind of decided it was you.
那你的是什麼 那個協議 And what was your thing, your pact?
第一次給我真愛的男生 For my first time to be with a man I love.
-所以那就是你想見他的原因 -沒錯 - So that's why you went to see him. - Yeah.
她跟你說話只是因為 She's only talking to you
她抓到我跟另一個女生在一起 because she caught me with another girl.
你就是個備胎 You're just the fallback guy.
但你很幸運 我對這種戲劇場面不感興趣 But, lucky for you, I'm not into high school drama,
所以 如果你想要她 你就可以擁有她 so you want her, you can have her.
聽著 You know what? Whoa.
安妮不是你說給就給的物品 Annie's not yours to give.
你再敢說一個詞貶低她 And you say one more disparaging word about her,
你面前這個高中生就把你打得屁滾尿流 this high school kid is gonna kick your ass.
我只是在告訴你真相 兄弟 Just speaking my truth, bro.
如果你認為她有多麼喜歡你的話 If she liked you as much as you thought she did,
她為什麼會開車三小時來跟我上床 would she be driving three hours to have sex with me?
懂嗎 你只是個拿來用的 No. You're just a piece of meat.
喔 打我嗎 Whoa! Hello!
-我叔叔可是律師 他差點打到我 -閉嘴 - My uncle's an attorney. He almost hit me. - Shut up.
退後 分開 No. Back. Break it up.
希望你們兩位過得開心 I hope you guys are really happy.
聽著 格蘭特 我知道你生氣 Look, Grant, we get that you're pissed...
別碰我 你居然付錢給艾米特挖我的醜聞 No, don't... You paid Emmett to get dirt on me.
哇哦 額 Whoa. Uh...
別解釋 Don't.
我在鎮上認識的每個人都對我撒了謊 You know, every person I liked in this town lied to me.
而我最喜歡的人 And the person I liked the most
-選擇了這個人 -格蘭特 - chose this guy. - Grant.
-好好享受派對 -請你不要走 格蘭特 - Enjoy the party. - Please don't leave. Grant.
你為什麼不告訴我們和傑森發生的事 Why didn't you just tell us what happened with Jason?
對呀 Yeah.
我不知道該怎麼說 I didn't know how to.
你們都對格蘭特那麼感興趣 You guys were all so interested in Grant.
我不想為此破壞我們的關係 I didn't wanna mess it up for you.
哦天吶 你應該告訴我們的 Oh, my God. You should've just told us.
是啊 我們需要知道的 安妮 Yeah, that's all we would've needed, Annie.
沒錯 Yeah.
都是我的錯 想出搞這個協議 I mean, you know, this is my fault for pushing the pact.
不是的 No.
不 芙芙 協議奏效了 No, Steph. The pact worked.
你想 你找到了艾米特這樣的好男人 I mean, you found Emmett, who's a nice guy.
-他確實很好 -嗯哼 嗯哼 - He is. - Mmm-hmm.
凱拉也讓蒂姆妥協了 And Kayla got Tim to compromise.
我的天 確實是哦 Oh, my God. You're right.
米歇爾 奧利弗的身體和內在 And, Michelle, are you as attracted
對你的吸引力都一樣吧 to Oliver's mind as you are to his body?
哦 我對他的感覺簡直不可描述 Oh, he turns me on in ways that I can't even describe.
看見了嗎 協議奏效了 See? It worked.
是啊 但是除了你 Yeah, for everyone but you.
不 我也學到東西了 No, it worked for me, too.
我滿懷期待去了密歇根州 I went to Michigan State with this image in my head,
結果讓我大失所望 因為他不是對的人 and it all fell apart because he was the wrong guy.
這點很重要 我很高興我們都完成了目標 And that's big, so I'm glad we did it.
雖然 我最後沒跟格蘭特走到一起 I mean, even if, you know, I don't end up with Grant,
但是和以前的自己相比 我進步了 I'm better than I was.
過來抱抱 Aw, come here.
可憐的處女安妮 Little Virgin Annie.
-沒剝殼的牡蠣 -閉嘴 - With the unshuckable oyster. - Shut up.
我也要抱抱 沒剝皮的牡蠣 I want in. Unshuckable oyster.
過來啊 史提夫勒 Get in here, Stifler.
快過來啊 Yeah, come on.
♪ 說什麼 什麼 ♪ ♪ Say what What? ♪
♪ 跳起來 ♪ ♪ Straight from the jump ♪
♪ 踩著節奏 和音樂一起搖擺 ♪ ♪ Right on the tempo Mix it all up ♪
♪ 說嘿 嘿 ♪ ♪ Say hey Hey ♪
♪ 沒時間等待 ♪ ♪ No time to wait ♪
♪ 舞動你的步伐 ♪ ♪ Taking your move to a different place ♪
♪ 說嘿 嘿 ♪ ♪ Say hey Hey ♪
♪ 不顧後果 ♪ ♪ Do what it takes ♪
♪ 像泰勒一樣搖擺 ♪ ♪ Make like Tay 'n' shake ♪
♪ 站起身 動起來 動起來 ♪ ♪ Get up and go, go, go, go ♪
-開始行動 -收到 - Light the fuse. - Copy that.
熊媽媽 熊爸爸 牡蠣計劃開始 Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Operation Oyster is a go.
這個男人 This guy.
嘿 Hey.
安妮的父親和一輛豪車在外面 Annie's dad's outside with a limo.
-這是什麼 -居家連體睡衣啊 傻瓜 -What is that? -It's a onesie, you moron.
-睡衣派對上穿 -為什麼你會有這個 - For the pajama party. - Why do you have it?
親愛的 你知道我愛你 Honey, you know that I love you
而且我也總會告訴你事實 對吧 and I'm always gonna tell you the truth, right?
-我知道 -事實就是 - I know. - So the truth is,
你不能再消沉下去了 it's time for you to stop moping
因為 寶貝 你真的是個掃興鬼 because, baby, you're a real downer.
聽著 幸福不會來敲門 Listen, happiness doesn't just find us.
你應該主動出擊 追尋幸福 You gotta go and you gotta grab it.
拿著 Take this.
-還有這個 -好的 - Take this. - Okay.
-我愛你 -我應該 - I love you. - What do I...
你會知道怎麼做的 或者不會 You'll figure it out. Or not.
我也不知道 能做的我都做了 I don't know. I've done everything I can do.
好了 這是屬於你的時刻 格蘭特 Okay, this is your moment, Grant,
而你會把它搞砸 and you're blowing it. - Mmm-hmm.
但幸運的是 安妮有一些很棒的朋友 But luckily, Annie has some pretty awesome friends...
-謝謝 -不客氣 - Thank you. - Oh, you're welcome.
我們會幫你的 ...who are trying to save you from this terrible mistake.
而且 我們也認為你很棒 Plus, we think you're pretty great, too.
而且我們送你了一件很酷的連體衣 那麼 And we sent you a really cool onesie, so...
好了 閉嘴吧 Okay, just shut up!
遊戲時間到 格蘭特 Game time, Grant.
如果你真的喜歡安妮 If you really like Annie,
穿上那件連體衣然後坐進那個該死的車裏 put on that onesie and get in that fucking limo.
-回見 -如果你不 - See you soon! - If you don't do it...
加油角鬥士 Gladiator!
嘿 混蛋 把那噪音關掉 Hey, asshole! Turn off the music!
♪ 今天氛圍剛剛好 ♪ ♪ This day feels like nothing but the right vibe ♪
♪ 這是一個美好的生活 完美得無法再完美 ♪ ♪ This could be the good life Doesn't get better than... ♪
-嗨 親愛的 -嗨 - Hi, darling! - Hi.
你還好吧 Are you okay?
並不好 Not really.
我才意識到你是對的 I just realized you were right.
我把做愛太當回事了 I've made sex too big a thing.
我想把它變得 I tried to turn it into some...
太傻了 那只存在於童話裏 It's for fairy tales. Stupid.
不 不 說實話 我認為你原先是對的 No. No, honestly I think you were right
這的確很特別 about wanting it to be special.
你瞧 我從未遇到一個懂我 愛我的人 Look, I never had someone who gets me
你知道的 而且 and cares for me, you know, and...
但艾米特讓我第一次有了那種感覺 But Emmett makes me feel like that for the first time.
停 別說話 Stop. Stop it.
我是說 這很好 我覺得今晚 我們也許 I mean, it's nice, and I think tonight, we might, you know...
芙芙 那很棒啊 Steph, that's great.
很棒 我不確定 Great? Doubtful.
特別 是啊 是啊 Special, yeah. Yeah.
-是的 我為你高興 -謝謝你 寶貝 - Yeah. I'm happy for you. - Thanks, babe.
艸 Oh, shit.
你準備好了嗎 Are you ready?
-什麼準備好了 -親愛的 你就等著吧 - Uh, ready for what? - Oh, you just wait, my darling.
你嚇到我了 這是 You're scaring me. What is...
-你要 -就呆在那裏 - Where are you... - Just stay right there.
♪ 我們恰逢年少 深陷情網 ♪ ♪ We're young and in love ♪
♪ 我們奔跑 如風恣意 ♪ ♪ And we're running like the wind ♪
♪ 我們坐擁一切 ♪ ♪ We got it all ♪
♪ 從不寂寞 ♪ ♪ We're never alone ♪
什麼鬼 What?
♪ 彼此相伴 我們就可拯救世界 ♪ ♪ If we got each other we can save the world ♪
♪ 隨著響徹雲霄的聲響 ♪ ♪ Explosions in the sky ♪
♪ 五彩斑斕在眼前綻放 ♪ ♪ I see colors fly ♪
♪ 足夠成熟 足夠成熟 ♪ ♪ Old enough, old enough ♪
♪ 足夠成熟去相愛在風華正茂的時代 ♪ ♪ Old enough to know that we are young in love ♪
♪ 愛意恣肆 愛意恣肆 ♪ ♪ Young in love Young and in love ♪
♪ 我們將一起見證 ♪ ♪ You and me, we can see ♪
♪ 時光停留在這一刻 ♪ ♪ Time will stand still ♪
♪ 如果我們在相戀中永葆青春 ♪ ♪ If we stay young in love ♪
♪ 在愛情中恣意青春 ♪ ♪ Young in love Young and in love ♪
♪ 是啊 風華正茂 愛意恣肆 ♪ ♪ Yeah, we are young and in love ♪
♪ 是的 風華正茂 愛意恣肆 ♪ ♪ Yeah, we are young and in love ♪
你真的來了 You made it.
你有很多不錯的朋友 You have some really great friends.
看起來你也有 Seems like we both do.
♪ 足夠成熟 足夠成熟 ♪ ♪ Old enough, old enough Old enough to know that ♪
♪ 我們在愛裏永遠青春 ♪ ♪ We are young in love ♪
♪ 愛意恣肆 愛意恣肆 ♪ ♪ Young in love Young and in love ♪
♪ 我們將一起見證時光停留在這一刻 ♪ ♪ You and me, we can see Time will stand still ♪
♪ 如果我們在相戀中永葆青春 ♪ ♪ If we stay young in love Young in love ♪
我想 該我行動了 I guess that's my cue.
♪ 是啊 風華正茂 愛意恣肆 ♪ ♪ Yeah, we are young and in love ♪
♪ 是的 風華正茂 愛意恣肆 ♪ ♪ Yeah, we are young and in love ♪
女士們先生們 Ladies and gentlemen,
祝賀安妮和格蘭特 Annie and Grant.
♪ 是的 她是一個美國女孩 ♪ ♪ Well, she was an American girl ♪
♪ 在美好的前景中長大 ♪ ♪ Raised on promises ♪
♪ 她禁不住想 ♪ ♪ She couldn't help thinking that there ♪
♪ 外面世界生活的樣子 ♪ ♪ Was a little more to life somewhere else ♪
♪ 畢竟 這是一個大大的世界 ♪ ♪ After all, it was a great, big world ♪
♪ 有很多可探索的地方 ♪ ♪ With lots of places to run to ♪
♪ 是的 如果她一直不停止探索 ♪ ♪ Yeah, and if she had to die trying ♪
♪ 她還有一個小小的願望 ♪ ♪ She had one little promise she was gonna keep ♪
♪ 哦 是的 一切都好 ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah, all right ♪
♪ 放鬆點 寶貝 ♪ ♪ Take it easy, baby ♪
♪ 今夜 讓愛停留 ♪ ♪ Make it last all night ♪
♪ 她是一個美國女孩 ♪ ♪ She was an American girl ♪
♪ 哦 是的 一切都好 ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah, all right ♪
♪ 放鬆點 寶貝 ♪ ♪ Take it easy, baby ♪
♪ 今夜 讓愛停留 ♪ ♪ Make it last all night ♪
♪ 她是一個美國女孩 ♪ ♪ She was an American girl ♪
你幹了什麼 What did you do?
-嗯哼 -天哪 - Mmm-hmm. - Oh, God.
好了 好了 好了 Okay. Okay, okay.
嗨 Hey.
我想 他們還給我們準備了一個驚喜 So, I... I guess they have one more surprise for us.
好的 Okay.
-再見 -拜拜 - Bye. - Bye.
怎麼回事 What's happening right now?
♪ 我已深陷碧海 ♪ ♪ I've fallen too deep ♪
♪ 試圖游水 ♪ ♪ Trying to swim ♪
♪ 湍急的洋流攜捲著我 ♪ ♪ The current too steep and it's pulling me in ♪
♪ 我可以呼吸 ♪ ♪ I can breathe ♪
♪ 雙手緊抱我心 我的心靈 ♪ ♪ Both hands around my heart My heart ♪
♪ 我仍可感受到你肌膚的餘溫 ♪ ♪ I can still feel the heat on your skin ♪
開動時間 撬開"牡蠣殼」
♪ 我的雙唇渴求著你 ♪ ♪ My lips are begging to pull you in ♪
♪我喘息著 ♪ ♪I can breathe ♪
♪ 你的雙手緊擁著我的心 我的心靈 ♪ ♪ Your hands around my heart My heart ♪
♪我扶著門 ♪ ♪I'mma hold the door... ♪
什麼鬼 What?
♪ 這裏 你已經無可救藥 ♪ ♪ For you there is no cure... ♪
我們 是 What are we, like...
我做了一個約定 我要遵守它 I made a pact, so I gotta stick to it.
你想第一次和我做嗎 You want your first time to be with me?
是的 我想 還有好幾次也和你一起 Yeah. And the next few, I think.
嘿 這對我來說很特別 Hey. This feels special to me.
我也是 安妮 Me, too, Annie.
奧利弗 我想給你看樣東西 Oliver, I wanna share something with you,
一個我從未給任何人看的東西 something that I've never shared with anyone else.
你想讓我用這個來愉悅你 You want me to use that on you?
愉悅我 On me?
我現在就想要了你 此時此地 And I want you right here, right now.
在校長費捨爾的桌子上嗎 On Principal Fisher's desk?
-對 就在她的桌子上 上去 -好 好 - Yes, on her desk! Get up there! - Okay. Okay.
我知道你懂我所需 And I know you know what I want.
你是說 一個人可死 國可興可衰 You mean, "A man may die, nations may rise and fall,
-但思想永存 -對 - "but an idea lives on!" -Yes.
對 Yes!
♪ 而且我們敢於出發 ♪ ♪ And we dared to go ♪
♪ 一個情人的禍根 ♪ ♪ A lover's bane ♪
♪ 永遠留存 ♪ ♪ Forever will remain... ♪
太爽了 艸 Amazing. Shit.
哇 艸 Wow. Shit!
謝謝 在一個樂隊夏令營裏學到那招的 Thanks. Learned that at band camp.
是啊 我不想知道那個 Yeah, I don't need to know that.
吻我 好嗎 Kiss me now. Okay?
現在 Now.
等等 等等 等一下 Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
-我得告訴你一些事 -什麼 - I need to tell you something. - What?
我 我從未這麼幹過 I've... I've never done it.
我也是 Me neither.
我是說 我從未和一個特別的人一起幹過 I mean, I've never had it with someone special, you know?
太棒了 Yes!
太棒了 Yeah?
-你喜歡這 -是的 - You like this? - Oh. Yeah.
-激情 -是的 - Hot. - Yeah.
-刺激 -是的 -Dangerous. - Yeah.
有點不衛生 但 是的 A little unsanitary, but, yeah.
我喜歡這裏 我喜歡你 I like it here. I like you.
我愛你 I love you.
你是我的女王 You are my queen!
我是你的女王 I am your queen!
♪ 星辰墜落 ♪ ♪ Stars are falling ♪
♪ 我們也在墜落嗎 ♪ ♪ Are we falling, too? ♪
♪ 黎明將至 ♪ ♪ Ahoo, dawn is coming ♪
♪ 還有什麼降臨 ♪ ♪ What's this coming to? ♪
♪ 一個如此美妙的夜晚 ♪ ♪ On a night like this ♪
♪ 一個如此美妙的夜晚 ♪ ♪ On a night like this... ♪
-還有一些事 -什麼 - There's something else. -What?
不 別擔心 如果 No, don't worry if...
聽著 不管下面怎麼樣 我們都能解決的 Look, whatever's going down, down there we'll make it work. Okay?
-真的麼 -我保證 - Yeah? - I promise.
-好的 -好吧 - Okay. - Okay.
你爸爸是個巨人嗎 Is your dad a giant?
就是 塞得進去嗎 Like, will it fit?
我們拭目以待吧 Here's to hoping.
你是我的總統 Oh, you're my president.
你永遠都是 You'll always be my president.
♪ 星辰墜落 ♪ ♪ Stars are falling ♪
♪ 我們也會墜落嗎 ♪ ♪ Are we falling too? ♪
♪ 在如此美妙的夜晚 ♪ ♪ On a night like this ♪
說你永遠不會忘記這 Say you want this on your permanent record.
我永遠不會忘記 I want this on my permanent record.
是的 你不會 Yeah, you do.
怎麼回事 What's going on? Oh.
嗨 史蒂夫 我們還得一會兒 Hey, Janitor Steve. We'll just be a minute.
嗨 史蒂夫 Hi, Janitor Steve.
我將需要一個更大的拖把 I'm gonna need a bigger mop.
別碰我 Don't touch me!