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主演: 罗温·阿特金森 --- 黑爵士上尉 休·劳瑞 --- 乔治中尉 托尼·罗宾逊 --- 二等兵包里克 史蒂芬·弗莱 --- 梅棋将军 提姆·麦克纳尼 --- 宝贝儿上尉
编剧: 理查德·柯蒂斯 本·埃尔顿
黑爵士 第4季第5集 那一场风花雪月的事
S4E5 General Hospital
I spy with my little eye
我用我的小眼睛侦察
something beginning with..."M".
一个以"M"开头的东东 (猜字游戏)
Mug!!!
水杯!!! (Mug又有笨蛋之意)
Oh, I say, well done, Sir. Your turn.
我就说 你真棒 轮到你了 长官
I spy with my bored little eye something beginning with "T".
我用我无聊的小眼睛侦察 一些以"T"开头的
- Breakfast! - What?
- 早餐！ - 什么？
My breakfast always begins with tea, then I have a little sausage,
我的早餐从一杯茶开始（TEA与T同音) 接着来点香肠
then a egg with some little soldiers.
接着再来点烤吐司
Baldrick, when I said it begins with "T",
包里克 当我说以"T"开头
I was talking about a letter.
我是说以一个字母开头
Nah, it never begins with a letter.
不 它从不以信开头 (letter既有字母 又有信之意)
The postman don't come 'til 10:30.
邮差不到10点半都不会来敲门
I can't go on with this.
我没法再继续下去了
- George, take over. - All right, Sir.
- 乔治 你接着来吧 - 好的 长官
Um... I spy with my little eye
嗯...我用我的小眼睛侦察
something beginning with "R".
一个以"R"开头的
Army!
军队!
For God's sake, Baldrick!
额滴神 包里克!
"Army" starts with an "A".
军队是以"A"开头的 (Army军队)
He's looking for something that starts with an "R".
他要的是以字母"R"开头的东西
Rrrrrrrr!
Motorbike!
摩托车呀!
What?
什么?
A motorbike starts with a "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrm"!
摩托车发动的时候 不就是"rrrrrrrrm"这样的声音嘛!
All right, right, right, right.
没错 真是太太太太正确了
My turn again.
该我了
What begins with "come here"
什么是以"过来"开头的?
and ends with "ow"?
并以"哎哟"结束
I don't know.
我不知道
Come here.
过来
Ow!
哎哟!
Well done.
搞定
No, I don't think you've quite got
不 说句大实话 长官
the hang of this game, to be honest, Sir.
我认为 你还没有完全参透这个游戏
I tell you what, let's try another one.
我们再来一次
Um... I hear with my little ear,
嗯... 我用我的小耳朵听到
um, something beginning with "B".
嗯 好像有东西以"B"开头的
-What? -Bomb.
- 什么 - 炸弹（Bomb）
I can't hear a bomb.
我听不到爆炸声
Listen very carefully.
仔细听
Ah, yes.
啊! 是的
Finished.
写完了
Come on, then.
读来听听
All right, and then you can tell me what you think,
好 你得告诉我写得怎么样
but be honest now.
不过一定要实话实说
- I will! - All right, then.
- 我会的 - 好
"Dear uncle H., how are you?"
亲爱的H叔叔 你好
耶 写得不错 对吧?
Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
"It's beastly rotten luck being laid up here,
我的运气烂透了 只能躺在这儿
but everyone's very nice,
但大家对我都不错
and at least now I can write to you every day."
至少我现在能天天给你写封信
Oh, then I put in a silly bit about, um...
哦 我还加了一小段傻傻的 嗯...
What? What?
什么? 什么呀?
No, it's, um...
不 这有点 嗯...
Oh, come on, you can tell me.
哟 快点告诉我
"And the nurse is an absolute peach.
我的护士是个大美女
Anyway, After the explosion,
总之 在爆炸后
Captain Blackadder was marvellous.
黑爵士上尉真是太了不起了
He joked and joked.
他不停地开着玩笑
'You lucky, lucky, lucky bastard!'
大叫着: "你真是走了个大大大的狗屎运!"
he cried, then he lay on his back,
然后他站在战壕上 仰天长啸
stuck his foot over the top of the trench
and shouted, 'Over here, Fritz! What about me?'
“有种过来 德国佬! 怎不炸我！炸我啊！”
Well, Captain Blackie does indeed sound a most witty and courageous chap.
是呀 黑爵士上尉可真是个机智勇敢之人
Yes, and he's very amusing and brave, as well,
是的 而且他既恢谐又勇敢
not to mention being as clever as a chap with three heads!
更别说他聪明得像长了三个脑袋
Thanks ever so much.
万分感谢
You really are terribly kind,
您真是个大好人
as well as being dash pretty, to boot.
而且长的贼漂亮
A fluffy pillow and a big cheery smile
一个蓬松松的枕头和一个甜蜜蜜的微笑
is the least my lovely boysies deserve.
是我可爱小男生应得的
Now, you take a little trip to dozeyland.
现在来做个愉快梦之旅吧
You've got visitors coming
到时会有人来探视你
and we don't want to be all tired and cross, do we?
你不想让他们看到你疲惫的样子 不是么？
Absolutely not, no.
当然不 不要
It'll be so jolly to see Baldrick and the Cap' again.
当我再见到包里克和上尉时 一定会乐不可支的
They'll have been worried sick about me, you know.
他们一定担心的要死
All right, where is the malingering git?
那个装病的废物在哪儿?
Hello, Cap! Pip pip, Balders!
嗨 上尉! 砰 砰 勇士们
Here I lie.
我在这
Nice to see the lieutenant looking so well, Sir.
中尉气色不错啊 长官
Of course he's looking well. There's nothing wrong with him.
他屁事儿没有 当然气色不错！
Pff!
噗!
Didn't I tell you the Captain was a super cove!
我告诉过你 上尉很搞笑的
You did!
没错
Well, Captain, you are indeed fortunate
上尉 能有像宝贝乔治这样的朋友
to have a loyal friend like darling Georgie.
您真是太幸运了
Mm, I think you might be under a slight misapprehension here, Nurse.
嗯 护士 我想您也许有点儿误会了
I lost closer friends than "darling Georgie"
记得上回我抓虱子的时候 失去了比“宝贝乔治”更亲密的朋友
the last time I was deloused.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got better things to do
现在 请原谅 比起和您这样无趣的人开玩笑
than exchange pleasantries with a wet blanket.
我还有更崇高的追求
Would you get out?
方便出去一下么
We've got some important military business.
我们要谈些军事要务
Well, 10 minutes only, then.
好吧 最多十分钟
Right, porkface, where's the grub?
行了 别假正经了 好吃的在哪儿?
Pardon?
什么?
Come on, the moment that collection of inbred mutants
得了吧 近亲变异家族的历史瞬间
you call your relatives heard you were sick,
拜你所赐 你家亲戚都知道你负伤了
they'll have sent you a hamper the size of Westminster Abbey.
他们寄给你一个大大的食物篮 有威斯敏斯特大教堂那么大
My family is not inbred!
我们家哪有近亲结合呀!
Come on, somewhere outside Saffron-Waldon
(英国小镇,位于艾塞克斯郡Essex,离剑桥不远, 得名于过去当地生长的藏红花Saffron)
there's an uncle who's seven feet tall with no chin
你不是有个叔叔 身高七英尺没长下巴
and an Adam's apple that makes him look
他那颇具创意的喉结 使他看上去像不停的吞咽牛鞭
as though he's constantly trying to swallow a ballcock.
I have not got any uncles like that!
我根本没有那样的叔叔!
Anyway, he lives in Walton-on-the-Naze.
(小镇沃尔顿位于英国内兹海角,有石南林地 自然保护区,是观鸟者的天堂 )
Well, exactly. Now, where's the tuck?
那些美食到底在哪儿?
Well, there were one or two things, yes.
好吧 也就那么一两样吃的
There was, uh, a potted turkey,
嗯 有一罐子火鸡
a cow in jelly, three tinned sheep,
一大堆果冻 三罐绵羊
and, uh, 1,200 chocolates.
还有 嗯 1200块巧克力
- But, in my weakened state... - Yes?
- 但考虑到我虚弱的体质... - 怎么？
- L, uh, I ate them. - What?!
- 嗯 我全吃了 - 什么？！
Well, Nurse Mary nibbled a trotter or two,
是的 玛丽护士也稍稍地尝了点
but oh, Cap, she's such wonderful girl.
但 上尉 她真是个好姑娘
She helps me with all my letters.
她帮我写信
She can do all the German spelling,
她懂德语的拼写
and she's terribly good at punctuation.
她甚至连标点也是得心应手
I don't care if she can sing
我才不管她是否会唱
"I May Be A Tiny Chimney Sweep But I've Got An Enormous Brush."
“也许我是个小小的扫烟囱的人 但我有把巨大的刷子”
Come on, Baldrick.
走吧 包里克
The only thing we're going to get for free around here is dysentery.
我们能从这儿得到唯一好处 就是感染痢疾
But, Sir, I haven't given Lieutenant George my bunch of flowers yet.
长官 我还没把带来的那束鲜花献给乔治中尉
All right, hurry up, hurry up.
好吧 快 利索点
Here you are, Sir, I got you these.
给您 长官 这是我特意为您准备的
Unfortunately, they've had their heads shot off.
不幸的是 它们的头被爆掉了
Where others choose to say it with flowers,
当其他人说花的时候
Baldrick says it with stalks.
包里克会认为是草
Well, Captain, I'm afraid you'll have to leave us now.
上尉 恐怕您现在得离开
Oh, really?
哦 是吗?
Yes, you must report to General Melchett immediately.
是的 您必须马上向梅棋将军报告
Oh, great.
哦 好极了
Yet another tempting opportunity for suicide beckons.
又是一个向自杀招手的好机会
Gosh, I wish I could come with you, you know, Sir.
上帝啊 我多希望能与您同去 长官
Oh, no. You must take care, my brave hero.
哦不 我的小勇士 你得好好养病
Brave hero, Nurse?
护士 你说勇士?
I was more wounded the last time I clipped my toenails.
上次我修脚趾甲的时候 比他伤得更重
Take no notice of him.
别理他
Yes, pay no attention to the nasty man.
是啊 无视我这卑贱的人吧
Look, if I can't give my brave boys
如果我不能给这勇敢的小伙子
a kind word and a big smile,
善语和微笑
what can I give them?
那我能给他什么?
Well, one or two ideas do suggest themselves...
您能为他做的事儿多了去了
but you'd probably think they were unhygienic.
就怕您觉得不太卫生
Come on, Baldrick.
走吧 包里克
Hello, what's your name?
你好 怎么称呼?
My name is Mr. Smith.
我叫史密斯
I'm sorry that you've been landed opposite such a total git, Smith.
我遗憾 史密斯 你躺在这么一个饭桶的对面
It's bad enough to be wounded
受伤已经够受的了
without having to share a ward with Banana-Brain.
更别说还得跟一神经质共处一室
Danke sch鰊, danke sch鰊
多谢 多谢 (德语)
"Ich bin ganz" comfortable, old fruit.
"我还行"(德语) 挺爽的 老兄
Yes.
没错
Enter.
进来
Hello?
有人吗?
Ahhh!
啊！
Right, spread 'em!
举起手 腿分开!
Right, he's clean, Sir.
好了 长官 他安全了
Baahh!
啧啧!
Can anyone tell me what's going on?
谁能告诉我 这是怎么了?
Security, Blackadder.
安全起见 黑爵士
Security?
安全?
"Security" isn't a dirty word, Blackadder.
“安全” 可不是个脏字儿 黑爵士
"Crevice" is a dirty word, but "security" isn't.
“裂缝”是个脏字 但“安全”不是
So, in the name of security, Sir,
因此 长官 以安全的名义
everyone who enters the room has to have
凡进入此房间者都得
his bottom fondled by this drooling pervert.
被这个变态如此饥渴地爱抚一番
Only doing my job, Blackadder.
我不过是在干活儿 黑爵士
Oh, well, how lucky you are, then,
哦 不错 你多么走运啊!
that your job is also your hobby.
你干的活儿正好是你的嗜好
Now there's another dirty word ..."job".
现在又有另一个脏字...“干活儿”
Sir, is there something the matter?
长官 有何贵干?
You're damn right there is something the matter...
该死的没错 是有那么点事儿
something sinister and something grotesque.
有几分凶险又有几分诡异
And what's worse is that
更糟的是
it's going on right here under my very nose.
这种事竟在我鼻子底下发生
Sir, your moustache is lovely.
长官 你的胡子很讨人喜欢
What the general means, Blackadder, is...
黑爵士 将军的意思是...
there's a leak.
有泄密事件
Now "leak" is a positively disgusting word.
此刻 “泄”绝对是个恶心的字眼
The Germans seem to be able to anticipate our every move.
德国人似乎能抢先估计到我们的每步行动
We send up an aeroplane,
我们派出一架飞机
there's a Jerry squadron parked behind the nearest cloud.
就有一小队德国空军 停在离我们最近的领空
We move troops to Boulogne,
(法国北部港口,位于英吉利海峡右侧)
the Germans have bought the entire town's supply of lavatory paper.
德军已经买下了整个镇子的所需的手纸
In short, a German spy is giving away
总之 一个德国奸细正在泄露
every one of our battle plans.
我们作战计划的每个细节
You look surprised, Blackadder.
你看上去很意外呀 黑爵士
I certainly am, Sir.
当然 长官
I didn't realize we "had" any battle plans.
我还没意识到 我们"制定过"任何作战计划
Well, of course we have!
嗯 我们当然有啦!
How else do you think the battles are directed?
要不然你认为我们如何指挥战斗?
Our battles are directed, Sir?
我们的战斗还有人指挥啊？ 长官
Well, of course they are, Blackadder,
那还用说 黑爵士
directed according to the grand plan.
我们是按照伟大的计划来作战的
Would that be the plan to continue with total slaughter
这个计划是不是继续伴随着大屠杀
until everyone's dead except Field Marshal Haig, Lady Haig,
直到所有人都死光光 除了陆军元帅海格和海格太太
and their tortoise, Alan?
还有他们家的小乌龟 艾伦？
Great Scott!
好家伙!
Even "you" know it!
连你小子都知道了!
Guard! Guard! Bolt all the doors!
守卫 守卫 给我把住所有的门!
Hammer large pieces of crooked wood against all the the windows!
把所有的窗户都钉上大木条
This security leak is far worse than we'd imagined!
安全漏洞比我们想像的严重多了
So you see, Blackadder,
所以你看 黑爵士
Field Marshal Haig is most anxious to eliminate all these German spies.
海格元帅迫切想要干掉所有的德国奸细
Filthy Hun weasels fighting their dirty underhand war!
龌龊的野蛮人居然搞下流的地下战
And, fortunately, one of our spies...
幸亏 我们的一个特工
Splendid fellows, brave heroes, risking life and limb for Blighty...
了不起的家伙 勇敢的斗士 为了祖国不惜牺牲自己的生命
...has discovered that the leak Is coming from the field hospital.
侦察到了泄密事件出自陆军医院
You think there's a German spy in the field hospital?
你认为那个德国奸细在陆军医院?
I think you might be right, there.
我想也许你是对的 在那儿
Your job, Blackadder, is to root this spy out.
黑爵士 你的责任 就是要把这个奸细斩草除根
How long do you think you'll need?
你认为需要多长时间?
Uh...
呃...
You'll have to be away from the trenches for some time.
你不得不暂别前线一段日子
Six months?
半年？
Too bad, Blackadder. You've got three weeks.
太糟了 黑爵士 你只有三周时间
Yes, three weeks to smoke the bugger out!
没错 三周 把臭虫给我揪出来!
Use any method you see fit.
用你认为可行的各种手段
Personally, I'd recommend you get hold of a cocker spaniel,
我个人建议你去弄只小猎犬
tie your suspect down on a chair
把你的疑犯紧紧绑在椅子上
with a potty on his head,
把便壶扣在他脑袋上
then pop his todger between two flowery baps
然后朝他夹紧的双腿之间华丽地开一枪
and shout, "Dinner time, Fido"!
叫到 "狗狗 开饭了!"
However, if you are successful,
不管怎样 只要你成功
I shall need you back here permanently
我就把你调到这里
to head up my new security network,
永久负责我的新安全体系
Operation Winkle.
“挖掘”行动
- Winkle? - Yes, to winkle out the spies.
- 挖掘? - 没错 把这些奸细统统挖出来
You never mentioned this to me, Sir!
你怎么从来没跟我提到过 长官
Well, we have to have some secrets, don't we, Darling?
我们之间得有点神秘感 不是吗? 宝贝儿
Right, well, I'll be back in three weeks.
行 那么 我三周后回来
Excellent.
很好
And if you come back with the information,
而且如果你带上情报回来
Captain Darling will pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room.
宝贝儿上尉会在报告室好好招待你的
Not while I have my strength, he won't.
就怕那时我有力气 他没有
Damnation, Sir!
该死的 长官！
His insolence makes my blood boil!
他的蛮横真让我怒火中烧!
What's more, I don't trust him, Sir.
再说 我不相信他 长官
I think it would be best if I went to the hospital myself
我想最好还是 我亲自去医院盯住他
to keep an eye on him.
What, spy on our own spy as he searches for their spy?
什么 监视我们自己的特工 就像他搜查德国奸细
Yes, why not?
很好 干啊不呢？
Sounds rather fun.
蛮有趣的
You'll have to go undercover.
你得暗中行动
Oh, definitely, Sir.
当然 长官
You'll need some kind of wound,
所以你得受点儿伤
a convincing wound.
有说服力的伤口
- Naturally, Sir. - Yes.
- 那是自然 长官 - 好
Aah!!
啊!!
Yes...
搞定
that looks quite convincing.
这样看来够有说服力的了
Right, pack me a toothbrush, Baldrick,
利索点 包里克 收拾一下牙刷
we're going on holiday.
我们赶着去度假
Hurray! Where to?
哇塞! 去哪儿?
Hospital.
医院
Oh, no, I hate "hostipals."
不 我讨厌去医圈 (包里克把医院错拼成“hostipals”)
My grandfather went into one,
我爷爷被送进去
and when he come out, he was dead.
当他出来时 就咽气了
He was also dead when he went in, Baldrick.
当他进去时他已经咽气了 包里克
He'd been run over by a traction engine.
他是被牵引机车给辗死的
I don't like them doctors.
我不喜欢他们那些医生
If they start poking around inside me...
如果他们打算在我身体里打洞
Baldrick, why would anyone wish to poke around inside you?
包里克 为什么会有人想在你身上打洞?
They might find me interesting.
他们也许认为我很有趣儿
I find the Great Northern and Metropolitan sewage system interesting,
我倒觉得大北方和大都会的污水系统很有趣
but that doesn't mean that I want to put on some rubber gloves
但这并不意味着 我要戴上几副橡胶手套
and pull things out of it with a pair of tweezers.
用一副小镊子夹出点儿什么
Still, I tell you what, Sir,
不过 我告诉你 长官
you might have a chance to get to know that pretty nurse.
这也许是你的好机会 去认识那个漂亮的护士mm
No, thank you, Baldrick.
不 多谢 包里克
She's as wet as a fish's wet bits.
她不过是庸脂俗粉
I'd rather get to know you.
我倒宁愿了解你
I'm not available, Sir.
我有人了 长官
I'm waiting for Miss Right to come along
我一直祈盼着我的另一半出现
and gather me up in her arms.
深情地将我拥在她双臂中
Yes, I wouldn't be too hopeful.
要是我就不会抱太大希望
We'd have to get her arms out of a strait jacket first.
我们得先把她的双臂从胸衣中解放出来
Now get packing!
快去收拾!
So very interesting!
太有意思了! （德国口音）
Please do continue, old bean.
接着来 老伙计
Right, then I go on to say,
好 然后我接着写
"The orders came through for us to advance at 40800 hours
在命令提前下达40800小时前
我方展开了一次钳形攻势 （军事术语:两面夹击之意）
in a pincer movement."
Gosh, how exciting!
天 太振奋人心了!
Yes, well, hmm...
是 没错 嗯...
Afternoon, George.
午安 乔治
Ah, hello, Cap!
你好 上尉
Ah, Captain.
上尉
I hope you're going to conduct yourself with a little more decorum this time.
希望您此行能表现得礼貌一些
No, I am going to conduct myself with "no" decorum.
相反 我正打算表现得不礼貌！
Shove off!
消失！
Oh!
噢！
Ah, "jawohl, Herr Kapit鋘"
啊 遵命 "上尉老爷" (德语)
So, Cap, what's going on?
上尉 出什么事了?
Well, there's a German spy in the hospital,
有个德军奸细混在医院当中
and it's my job to find him.
我的职责就是找到他
A Ger... ?
一个德国...
Well, snakes alive! Exciting stuff, eh?
狡猾的蛇 (暗指德国间谍) 多好的素材 嗯?
Wait a minute!
等一下！
I think I might have a plan already.
我想也许我心里已经有了个小计划
What is it?
什么？
Have a look through the list of patients
浏览一下病人名单
and see if there's anyone here
看看谁的名字
whose name begins with "Von."
是以“冯”开头 (德语常用名)
Well, it's almost bound to be your bloke!
那么差不多就是那小子!
I think we may find that he's using a false name.
我想那小子应该会用假名
Oh, crikey.
哎呀
Well, that's hardly fair, now, is it?
那形势就很严峻了 是吧？
I, too, have a cunning plan to catch the spy, Sir.
我也有一个巧计逮到奸细 长官
Do you, Baldrick, do you?
你有吗? 包里克 不会吧
You go round the hostipal and ask everyone,
你到医院转上一圈 问问每个人
"Are you a German spy?"
“你是德国奸细吗?”
Yes, I must say, Baldrick,
是 包里克 我不得不说
I appreciate your involvement on the creative side.
我很欣赏你颇具创意的构思
If it was me, I'd own up.
如果是我 我一定坦白从宽
Of course you would.
毫无疑问
But, sadly, the enemy have not added to the German Army entrance form
不幸的是 德军的招募条款上并没有规定
the requirement :"Must have intellectual capacity of a boiled potato."
“士兵必须是能煮土豆的书呆子”
- Now, Baldrick, see that man over there? - Yeah.
- 包里克 看见那个人了吗? - 是
I want you to stick to him like a limpet.
我想让你像胶水一样粘住他
Make sure he doesn't leave the hospital.
确保他不离开医院
Yes, Sir.
是 长官
Hello, Darling. What are you doing here?
嗨 宝贝儿 你在这儿有何贵干？
Bullet in the foot.
脚上中弹
Well, I can understand people at the front
咦 我十分理解在前线的人
trying to shoot themselves in the foot,
都试图朝自己的脚开上一枪
but when you're 35 miles behind the line...
不过 你可是离前线35英里之外
I did not shoot myself.
我没朝自己开枪
The General did it.
是将军干的
Finally got fed up with you, did he?
他终于对你忍无可忍了 是吧?
No, it was a mistake.
不 那是个失误
Oh, he was aiming for your head.
哦 他本是想瞄准你的脑袋
He wasn't aiming for anything.
他并没有瞄准任何东西！
Oh, so he was going for between your legs, then.
哦 那他肯定瞄准你两腿之间了 （暗讽宝贝儿裆下无物）
Very funny, Blackadder.
真好笑 黑爵士
You'll be laughing on the other side of your face
别看今天笑的欢 就怕将来拉青丹
if you don't find this spy.
如果你逮不住那个奸细的话
Don't you worry, Darling.
不劳烦你操心了 宝贝儿
I intend to start interviewing suspects immediately.
我打算立马审问嫌犯
This is completely ridiculous, Blackadder!
这真是太荒谬了 黑爵士
You can't suspect me. I've only just arrived.
你怎么能怀疑我 我才刚到这儿
The first rule of counterespionage, Darling,
宝贝儿 反间谍第一课
is to suspect everyone.
就是人人皆可疑
Believe me, I shall be asking myself some pretty searching questions later.
放心吧 过会儿我亦会扪心自问 这些问题的
Now, tell me, what is the color of the Queen of England's favorite hat?
(英国女王伊丽莎白二世对帽子的喜爱是出了名的)
How the hell should I know?
我他妈哪知道?
I see.
哦
Well, let me ask you another question.
那么 下一个问题
What is the name of the German head of state?
德国的首脑叫什么名字?
Well, Kaiser Wilhelm, obviously.
(威廉二世:1888-1918在位,德意志帝国末代皇帝 战争狂人，第一次世界大战的罪魁祸首)
So, you're on first name terms with the Kaiser, are you?
所以 你在他的名字前加了“凯撒”二字 是吗? (Kaiser有独裁者之意)
Well, what did you expect me to say?
那你希望我怎么称呼?
Darling, Darling, shhh...
宝贝儿 宝贝儿 嘘...
Cigarette?
来支烟？
Thank you.
谢谢
好啊你 狗屁不如的东西
All right you, stinking piece of crap!
I beg your pardon?
你说什么?
Shut your cakehole! I know you.
闭上你的狗嘴 我还不知道你
Tell me, von Darling,
告诉我 冯.宝贝儿 (“VON”德国常用名)
what finally won you over, eh?
是什么使你最后缴械投降 哼?
Was it the pumpernickel,
(一种用裸麦烤制的粗面粉面包,德国特产)
or was it the thought of hanging around
还是你想和 穿着皮短裤的猛男四处鬼混
with big men in leather shorts?
I'll have you court-martialed for this, Blackadder!
黑爵士 我会把你送上军事法庭的
What, for obeying the general's orders?
荒唐 罪名是服从将军命令么?
That may be what you do in Munich,
那正是你在慕尼黑要做的事
or should I say Munchen?
或者我应该说 慕尼黑(Munchen德语)
But not here, Werner!
但不是在这儿 沃纳! (Werner 德语常用男子名)
sYou're a filthy Hun spy, aren't you?
你就是那个龌龊的德国鬼奸细 是不是?
Baldrick, the cocker spaniel, please!
包里克 快放猎狗!
No! No! No!
不要啊! 不要!不要！
Wait! No, look, I'm English!
等等! 我是纯种的英国人!
I was born in Croydon!
我出生在克罗伊登 (英格兰东南部城市)
I was educated at lpplethorpe Primary School!
我是在伊普索小学念的书!
I've got a girlfriend called Doris!
我前女友叫桃乐丝!
I know the words to all three verses of "God Save the King"!
(英国本土及其殖民地和附属国的国歌)
- Four verses. - Four verses!
-是四段! -四段
Four verses! I meant four verses!
四段! 我说的是四段!
Look, I'm as British as Queen Victoria!
我和维多利亚女王一样同是英国人!
So your father's German, you're half-German,
那么你老爹是德国人 你就是半个德国人
and you married a German?
而且你还娶了一德国妞吧?
No! No!
不！不是！
Look, for God's sake, I'm not a German spy!
看在老天份上 我不是德国奸细!
Good. Thanks very much.
好吧 谢谢
Send in the next man, would you?
换下一个
What is all this noise about?
哪来的这些噪音?
Don't you realize this is a hospital?
难道你不知道这是在医院?
You'll regret this, Blackadder.
你会为今天后悔的 黑爵士
You'd better find the real spy
你最好逮住真正的奸细
or I'll make it very hard for you.
否则我会让你吃不了兜着走
Please, Darling, there are ladies present.
宝贝儿 在女士面前 请注意形象
Well, well, Captain Blackadder,
不错 不错 黑爵士上尉
this is an unexpected pleasure.
这真是意外的荣幸
What?
什么？
Nice to have you back with us.
很荣幸你能跟我们在一起
A spy-catcher, eh? Huh!
间谍捕手 是吧?
That silly kid George was right.
乔治那个傻小子说的对
You are a bally hero.
你不愧为大英雄
Wait a minute.
等一下
I thought you liked George.
我以为你喜欢乔治
That's just my bedside manner.
那只是我们护士的职业素养而已
What I call my "fluffy bunny act."
我把它称作“扮演毛茸小兔兔”
So you're not a drip after all.
所以 你没那么讨厌
Oh, no.
哦 不
So, Mr. Spy-Catcher, how's it going?
那么 间谍捕手阁下 进展如何
Well, not much luck so far.
嗯 到目前为止不太走运
I think he might be as difficult to find
我觉得要逮住他不太容易
as a piece of hay in a massive stack full of needles.
就好像在一堆针里找一根干草
So you're going to be around for quite a while, then.
那么你还得这儿呆上一段时间
Looks like it.
貌似如此
Good, because, uh...
太好了 因为 嗯...
it can get pretty lonely 'round here, you know.
你知道吗 这儿可是寂寞难耐
God, it's nice to have someone healthy to talk to!
天那 终于能跟个健康人聊一聊!
- Cigarette? - No, thank you.
- 来支烟吗? - 不 多谢
I only smoke cigarettes after making love.
我只有在翻云覆雨后才抽烟
So, back in England, I'm a 20-a-day man.
所以 在英格兰老家 我可是一天抽20支烟的人
A man should smoke.
是男人就该抽烟
It acts as an expectorant
它能化痰生津
and gives his voice a deep, gravely, masculine tone.
使男人的声音充满低沉阳刚的味道
God, I love nurses.
老天 我爱护士
They're so disgustingly clinical!
她们哪来那么多讨厌医学常识!
Tell me, Captain Blackadder...
跟我讲讲 黑爵士
Edmund.
叫我埃德蒙
Edmund,
埃德蒙
when this war is over, do you think
当这场战争结束的时候
we might get to know each other a little better?
你认为我们能彼此深入了解么
Yes, why not?
好啊 干嘛不呢?
When this madness is finished,
当这场疯颠闹剧结束后
perhaps we could go cycling together,
也许我们可以一块去骑车兜风
take a trip down to the Old Swan at Henley
(Old Swan:英格兰北部哈罗盖特最著名的旅店)
and go for a walk in the woods.
再到树林中去散散步
Yes, or we could just do it right now on the desk.
或者我们此刻就在桌子上 彼此深入了解一下
Yeah, okay.
好 来吧
Ah, Baldrick.
包里克
Have you seen Nurse Mary? I need someone to post this letter.
有见过玛丽护士吗? 我要找个人替我寄封信
She's in her office with the Captain, Sir.
她和上尉在诊室里 长官
Ah, poor girl,
哎 小可怜
tied to her desk, day and night.
无时无刻都在伏案工作
Ah, Cap!
上尉
I hear you've been seeing a lot of Nurse Mary.
我听说你见过玛丽护士很多次了
Yes, almost all of her, in fact.
事实上 几乎见过她的全部
How is she, Sir?
她怎么样 长官？
Unbelievable!
太棒了！
What I really want to know is,
其实我真正想知道的是
are you any closer to finding the spy?
有没有离那个间谍更近一步了?
Yes, I think I'm getting there, George.
是的 乔治 我想我快了
Everything all right, Smith?
一切安好吗? 史密斯
Oh, "ja", excellent, excellent.
哦 是的(德语) 很好 很好
Jolly good.
好极了
Smithy, you haven't seen any suspicious characters hanging around, have you,
史密斯儿 你没见过有可疑人物 在这儿晃荡 是吧
who might be German spies?
谁会是德国奸细呢?
Nein
不知道（德语）
Nine?!
九个？ （德语nein发音与nine相同）
Well, the Cap's got his work cut out, then.
嗯 那上尉可有的忙了
Tell me, Edmund,
告诉我 埃德蒙
do you have someone special in your life?
在你的生命中有什么特别的人吗?
Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
嗯 确实有过
- Who? - Me.
-谁？ -我啊
No, I mean someone you love and cherish
不 我是说其他人 你珍爱的人
and want to keep safe from all the horror and the hurt.
就像个避风港 能挡风遮雨
Um... still me, really.
嗯... 还是我 真的
No, but back home, in England,
不 我是说回到老家 英国
there must be someone waiting,
肯定有个人盼着你
some sweetheart.
某个亲密爱人
Oh, a girl. Nah.
哦 一个姑娘 不
I've always been a soldier, married to the Army.
我始终都是一名战士 一辈子与部队结缘
The Book of King's Regulations is my mistress,
“国王规章”就是我的情妇
possibly with a Harrod's lingerie catalogue
(Harrod是伦敦最著名的顶级百货公司)
discreetly tucked between the pages.
小心翼翼地把它插到书页中
And no casual girlfriends?
就没有偶尔玩玩的女友?
Skirt? Hah!
小姑娘 哈!
If only...
要是有就好了
When I joined up,
从我入伍起
we were still fighting colonial wars.
殖民地战争就没停过
If you saw someone in a skirt,
要是你看见有人带个小姑娘
you shot him and nicked his country.
你有权朝他开枪并把他送交法庭
What about you? Have you got a man?
你呢 有过男人吗?
Some fine fellow in an English country village?
在英国乡村某地的一个好小伙
A vicar, maybe?
也许是个牧师
Quiet, gentle, hung like a baboon.
温和 儒雅 像个狒狒
There was a man I cared for a little.
是有个人让我有点儿牵肠挂肚
Wonderful chap...
棒小伙...
strong, athletic...
身强力壮 运动型男
What happened to him?
他怎么了?
He bought it.
他付出了代价
I'm so sorry.
万分抱歉
I didn't realize that that was the arrangement.
我还没意识到这是桩生意
Um, so what's it been?
嗯 那么怎么算?
Uh, 1 2 nights and, let's say, 9 afternoons.
嗯 一晚 两晚 还有9个下午
How much is... I wouldn't come in the morning.
多少钱... 早晨我没来过
I mean he died.
我是说他死了
Oh, I'm sorry.
哦 不好意思
He was test-driving one of those new tank contraptions,
他是在试驾那些个新式坦克的时候
and the bloody thing blew up.
被炸得血肉横飞
What a waste.
太可怜了
God, I hope they've scrapped the lot.
天杀的 但愿他们早该把这些装置报废
Ha! Fat chance.
哈! 没这可能
They're going to use 40 of them next week at, oh...
他们还打算下周用上40名士兵……
Sorry, I mustn't talk about that.
抱歉 我不应该谈论这些
You never know who might be listening.
当心隔墙有耳
No, of course.
没错 当然
Oh, God, I miss him so much.
哦 天哪 我太思念他了
He was such a wonderful chap.
他是个了不起的男人
-Clever too, I expect. -Brilliant.
- 人又聪明 - 聪明绝顶
Went to one of the great universities, I suppose...
我猜 他进过某个顶尖大学
Oxford... Cambridge...
像是牛津... 剑桥...
Hull...
赫尔大学...
But why are we making small talk
我们本可以翻云覆雨的时候
when we could be making big love?
为何要在此喋喋不休呢
Good point.
讲得好！
This could be our last chance.
这可能是我们最后的机会了
My three weeks are up.
我的三周任务到此结束
I'm going back to staff HQ tomorrow.
明天我就得回到总参谋部去了
Look, why don't you come with me?
何不跟我一块回去呢?
It could be fun.
肯定很有趣
We could have supper or something.
我们可以在一起吃晚饭 或者干别的
How about something first, then supper?
先干 别的再吃晚饭 怎么样？
Good idea!
好主意
Ah, hello, Blackadder.
啊 你好 黑爵士
Good morning, Sir.
早上好 长官
Uh, may I introduce Nurse Fletcher-Brown.
请允许我向你介绍 弗莱彻.布朗护士
She's been very supportive during my work at the hospital.
我在医院侦察期间 她十分配合我的工作
How do you do, young lady?
你好啊 美女……
Do sit down.
请坐
So, any news of the spy, Blackadder?
那么 黑爵士 有奸细的消息了吗?
- Yes, Sir. - Excellent.
- 当然 长官 - 太棒了
The Germans seem to know every move we make!
这个德国佬似乎很清楚我军的每步行动!
I had a letter from Jerry yesterday.
我昨天还收到一封德军的信
It said, "Isn't it about time
信上说“你是不是该……
you changed your shirts, Walrus-Face"?
换换你的衬衫了 海象脸”
So, do you have any ideas who it might be, young lady?
那么 你对此有什么想法吗? 美女
Well, Sir, I'm only a humble nurse,
嗯 长官 我不过是个卑贱的小护士
but I did at one point think it might be...
我当时以为可能是...
Captain Darling.
宝贝儿上尉
Well, bugger me with a fish fork!
什么 插死我都不信
Old Darling, a Jerry Morse-tapper?
(摩尔斯电码:美国人摩尔斯于1844年 发明电报时所用的电码符号)
What on earth made you suspect him?
是什么原因让你怀疑他
Well, he poo-pooed the Captain here
嗯 他玷污了上尉的名节
and said that he'd never find the spy.
还说上尉永远也逮不住奸细
Is this true, Blackadder?
此事当真 黑爵士?
Did captain Darling poo-poo you?
宝贝儿上尉玷污了你么？
Well, perhaps a little.
唉 也许就那么一点
Damn it all, what more evidence do you need?
真该死 难道还需要其他证据吗?
The poo-pooing alone is a court-martial offence!
单是玷污你 这一条就足够送他上军事法庭!
I can assure you, Sir,
我能向你保证 长官
that the poo-pooing was purely circumstantial.
玷污我的事完全出于偶然
Well, I hope so, Blackadder.
那么 我希望如此 黑爵士
You know, if there's one thing I've learned from being in the Army,
自从军以来我所知道的是
it's never ignore a poo-poo.
他们从不将 对战友的玷污熟视无睹
I knew a major, got poo-pooed...
我知道有个少校 就犯下了这种错
made the mistake of ignoring the poo-poo.
把玷污战友不当回事儿
He poo-pooed it.
他无视这件事
Fatal error, because it turned out all along
那是致命的错误 因为最后
that the soldier who pooh-pooed him
所有玷污过他的士兵
had been poo-pooing a lot of other officers
又把其他官员给玷污了
who poo-pooed their poo-poos.
他们相互的玷污着
In the end, we had to disband the regiment,
最后 我们只能把他清除出队伍
morale totally destroyed...
士气全乱了
by poo-poo!
就因为玷污战友
Yes, I think we may be drifting slightly from the point here, Sir,
是的 长官 我想我们扯远了
which is that, unfortunately,
不幸地是 事实上
and to my lasting regret,
万分遗憾的是
Captain Darling is not the spy.
宝贝儿上尉并不是奸细
Oh? And then who the hell is?
哦 那么这个家伙到底是谁?
Well, Sir, there is a man in the hospital
长官 在医院里有个人
with a pronounced limp
明显是个瘸子
and a very strong German accent.
并且伴有浓重的德国口音
It must be him... it's obvious.
肯定是他...显而易见
Obvious, but wrong.
显而易见 但不是
It's not him.
并不是他
And why not?
为什么?
Because, Sir, not even the Germans would be stupid enough to field a spy
长官 德军再蠢也不至于
with a strong German accent.
派这么个有浓重德国口音的奸细
Well then, who is it?
那么 到底是谁?
Well, it's perfectly simple.
嗯 相当简单
It's you.
就是你
-Edmund! -Baldrick!
- 埃德蒙 - 包里克
Explain yourself, Blackadder,
黑爵士 在我开枪前
你最好能自圆其说 何以对一位女士如此无礼
before I have you shot for being rude to a lady.
Well, Sir, the first seeds of suspicion were sown
是的 长官 怀疑的种子最初
When Lieutenant George unwittingly revealed that she spoke German.
是由乔治中尉无意间播下的 她会说德语
Do you deny, Nurse Fletcher-Brown...
你能否认吗? 弗莱彻.布朗护士
or should I say Nurse Fleischer-Baum? ...
或者 我应该说 弗莱舍.鲍姆护士(德语名)
that you helped Lieutenant George with the German words in his letters?
你有没有帮助过乔治中尉用德语写信?
No, I did, but...
不 我有 但...
my suspicions were confirmed when she probed me
当她巧妙地向我套取有关
expertly about tank movements.
坦克行动时 我便肯定了我的怀疑
Oh, Edmund, how could you,
哦 埃德蒙 就凭我们的交往 你怎能这样对我
after all we've been through?
And then the final, irrefutable proof.
那么还有最后的 无从反驳的证据
Remember you mentioned a clever boyfriend?
还记得你提过的那个聪明的男朋友?
Yes.
是的
I then leapt on the opportunity to test you.
然后我就抓住机会来试探你
I asked if he'd been to one of the great universities...
我问他是否进过某个顶尖大学...
Oxford, Cambridge, or Hull.
牛津 剑桥 还是赫尔
You failed to spot that only two of those are great universities.
你没发现其中只有两所是顶尖的
You swine!
你这头蠢猪!
That's right, Oxford's a complete dump!
没错 牛津确实是垃圾
Well, quite.
是 没错
No true Englishwoman could have fallen into that trap.
哪有一位真正的英国女士 会落入这样的陷阱
Oh, Edmund, I thought there was something beautiful between us.
埃德蒙 我原还以为我们之间 会发生些美丽的故事
I thought you...
我还以为你...
loved me.
爱我
Nah. Take her away, Baldrick.
才怪 把她带走 包里克
Raus! Raus!
快走! 快走!
Well, good work, Blackadder.
好 干得漂亮 黑爵士
Now I'd better go assemble a firing squad.
现在 我最好去集合行刑队
Watch out, Sir!
当心 长官
Darling, what on earth do you think you're doing?
宝贝儿 你知道自己究竟在干什么吗?
I'll tell you exactly what I am doing, Sir.
我完全可以解释我的行为 长官
I'm doing what Blackadder should have done three weeks ago, Sir.
我正在做黑爵士三周前做的事 长官
What?!
什么?!
This is the guilty man!
此人正是那个细作
Darling, you're hysterical.
宝贝儿 你别发神经了
No, Sir! No, I'm not.
不 长官! 我绝对没有
I'll ask him outright, are you a spy?
我立刻就问他 你是间谍吗?
Yes, I am a spy!
是 我就是间谍
You see, Sir?!
你看 长官?!
Well, of course he's a spy, Darling...
他当然是间谍 宝贝儿
A British spy!
英国间谍!
This is Brigadier Sir Bernard Proudfoot-Smith,
这位是陆军准将 伯纳德.史密斯长官
the finest spy in the British Army!
我们英军最优秀的特工!
B-but he can't be, Sir,
但 但他不可能是 长官
He... he doesn't even sound British.
他... 他说话口音都不像英国人
Unfortunately, I have been working undercover in Germany for so long
真不凑巧 我在德军内部潜伏时间太久了
that I have picked up a teensy-weensy bit of an accent.
以致于带上了那么一丁点儿口音
This, Darling, is the man who told us that there was
宝贝儿 这就是最先报告
a German spy in the hospital in the first place.
医院中藏有德国奸细的那位
Ah.
啊
Right, well,
好 就这样
that's that, then.
那么 就这样吧!
- Blackadder. - Yes, Sir?
- 黑爵士 - 是 长官
You are now head of Operation Winkle.
现在 你被任命为“挖掘”行动的指挥官
- Thank you, Sir. - Darling.
- 多谢长官提拔 - 宝贝儿
Yes, Sir?
是 长官
You are a complete arse.
你这个不中用的蠢蛋
Thank you, Sir.
多谢 长官
Right, Bernard, let's go and watch the firing squad.
行了 伯纳德 我们一块去去看看行刑吧
Jawohl, mein General!
是 我的将军!(德语)
Sir, what the devil is going on?
长官 搞什么鬼?
I've just seen Nurse Mary
我刚刚看到玛丽护士
being led away to a firing squad!
被带去执行枪决!
Nurse Mary is the spy, George.
玛丽护士是奸细 乔治
- What? Lmpossible! - Afraid so.
- 什么? 绝不可能! - 恐怕就是如此
Well, cover me with eggs and flour
- 那么 往我头上糊上鸡蛋和面粉
and bake me for 14 minutes.
- 再把我烤上个14分钟
Who'd have thought it, eh?
谁又会料到呢 嗯?
Nurse Mary, a Bosche nose-poker-inner!
玛丽护士 真是人不可貌相!
Oh well, lots of exciting stuff to put in
哦 那么 我又有不少振奋人心的素材能加到
my next letter to my Uncle Herman in Munich.
下一封写给我在慕尼黑的 赫尔曼叔叔信中
Sorry?
什么?
Those letters I've been writing in hospital to my German uncle.
所有这些信都是我住院期间写给我的德国叔叔的
New information, Blackadder?
有新情报 黑爵士？
George.
乔治
Oh, yes, well, I know there's a war on,
哦 是 我当然知道现在是打仗期间
but family is family
但一家子毕竟是一家子
and old Uncle Hermie does so love
而且赫尔曼老叔是那么关心
to be kept abreast of what's going on.
我们战争的进展情况
I even wrote and told him about
我还写信告诉他
old Walrus-Face Melchett and his smelly old shirts!
长着一张海象脸的老梅棋 和他那臭哄哄的衬衫!
Would you like me to tell this one to the General,
你是想让我把这些报告给将军
or would you enjoy that very special moment?
还是更愿意享受这个难得的时刻?
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