( hip-hop music playing )
♪ Hits from the bong ♪
♪ Pick it, pack it, fire it up
♪ Come along and take a hit from the bong ♪
♪ Put the blunt down just for a second ♪
♪ Don't get me wrong it's not a new method ♪
♪ Inhale, exhale ♪
♪ Just got an ounce in the mail ♪
High到哈佛
♪ I like a blunt or a big fat cone ♪
♪ But my double-barreled bong is getting me stoned ♪
♪ I'm skillin', there's water inside don't spill it ♪
♪ Hits from the bong ♪
♪ Gonna get high ♪
- ♪ Hits from the bong ♪ - ♪ Gonna get high ♪
♪ Let's smoke that bowl hit the bong ♪
♪ And then take that finger off of that hole ♪
♪ Plug it, unplug it don't strain. ♪
( loud knocking )
What the fuck is your problem?
-你有什么毛病？ -我不是来找麻烦的
No disrespect, Silas. My bumbaclot Johnson no working, see?
-我的老二不肯工作 -什么？
- What? - My rassclot true gashman.
我的小弟弟竖不起来
My dick won't stay thick, see?
I think I got something for that. Hold on.
我应该有药 你等一下
Girl,
睡美人 该起来了
wake your ass up.
Damn well you ain't sleeping.
等会儿就叫你不得好睡
治阴虱的 口臭的
"Crabs,"
"bad breath,"
"limp dick." Ha!
治老二不起的
Got that dough?
钱呢？
Will this make my drill sergeant stand at attention?
这个药会让它勇往直前吗？
No, but it'll make you forget your drill sergeant
不会 但会让你忘掉它不会勇往直前
don't stand at attention. Get at me in the morning.
明天早上再来找我
- Peace! - Yo, Silas, my brother!
赛拉斯老大
Oh, shit, Mikey, hell no!
要命 迈奇 怎么会是你？
Hey, come on, Silas,
老大 你一定得给我点药
I need something to help me out.
Yeah, rehab, mouthwash, and a job application.
我劝你去戒毒所 喝漱口水 再填份职业申请表
Jeez.
我的天
I'm starting to recognize things.
我开始能看清事情了
That's 'cause you coming down off a three month crack binge.
那是因为你狂吸三个月的毒 这就叫做清醒
It's called reality, son. Later, man.
-再见 -等等 老大
Wait, wait, Silas! You got anything for a head wound?
你有没有治脑袋受伤的药？
Man, ain't nothing wrong with your head.
你的脑袋又没毛病
( loud crash )
There is now.
现在有了
( groans )
Fucking crackhead.
死毒虫
Now what?
又怎么了？
- Oh, shit, Ive. - What's up, dog?
-是艾弗力 -你好吗？
( laughs )
- What's up, nigger? - What's cracking?
-黑鬼 你好？ -你在做什么？
Ain't shit, you know.
不说你也知道
You get my message about going to the Jets game?
你看到我邀你去看 美式足球赛的通知了吗？
Yo, I wish I could, dog.
我不能去 今晚有个辣妹要来
But I got this shorty coming through tonight.
Met her on the internet. Chickenheads.com.
是在“胆小鬼网站”上认识的
This girl is banging.
她辣得够味
Yo, we even exchanged pictures and everything.
我们还交换了照片
- Damn, this look like your last girlfriend. - Mm-hmm.
她和你上个女友一模一样
And did your picture have that nasty
在你的照片上
Al B. Sure pubic patch in it, motherfucker?
也有这个长毛的斑吗？
This just sprang up.
它最近才长出来 你猜它是什么？
You know what I think it is?
It's the mark of Buddha.
是佛陀的记号
And your haircut game is fucked up.
你现在这发型真是难看
Girlfriend see that, she going to shit on you.
女孩见到它 一定拔腿就跑
This girl is different. All she cares about is Kevin Costner movies.
她不一样 她只迷凯文科斯特纳的电影
I'm going to let Kev do the foreplay, right?
我让凯文做前戏就行了
I figured I'd get something from the Garden of Weeden to make it interesting.
我想在你这个大麻之家 拿点增进情趣的药
- Costner, huh? - Uh-huh.
凯文是吧？他拍过《与狼共舞》
- "Dances With Wolves." - "Field Of Dreams."
-《梦幻之地》 -那部蛮沉闷的
That's a corny motherfucker.
你需要强一点的药好保持清醒
You going to need some strong shit just to stay awake.
- Come on. - You're feeling me.
你太了解我了
That's a four-hour- movie-making motherfucker.
那可是四个钟头的耐力战
Ooh, what is this?
这是谁？
- Huh? - Ooh whee!
-起床了 -你别乱摸我的马子
- You shouldn't have. - I didn't. Get out of here.
-我没有 -你别在这里瞎搞
- Man, let me just grab a titty. - Hell, no.
-摸一下奶子就走 -不行
-她又不知道是我摸的 -你少作梦
- She wouldn't even know it was me. - To hell with that.
What you got for me?
你给我配的是什么？
Here you go. The bomb.
你的药 叫炸弹
- Oh, yeah. What's this? - Aaah!
这是什么？
Whoa! Stop touching stuff!
别乱碰
- When are you getting some funds for this shit? - See that right there?
你什么时候才能筹到资金？
你看那里 那就是自然春药
That's a natural aphrodisiac.
Come here, let me show you some more shit.
再让你好好见识一番 你看那边
Look right there? See that?
看到了吗？那是止痛药 还有那个
That's a painkiller. Look under there, bro'.
You see that? Cure for blueballs.
你看那个 它能治花柳病
This ain't shit, all right? Watch yourself.
这些都很珍贵 别瞧不起它们
Yeah, well, your shit is raggedier than a motherfucker.
可是它们看起来粗制滥造
If you took your head out these hos
其实如果你能好好念书
and put 'em in some books,
you'd have that lab you always talked about.
你就能拥有自己的实验室了
Half those books is filled with bullshit.
那些书有一半是胡说八道
The other half lies. See what I'm saying?
另一半则全是谎话
不和你扯了 我得给老爸吃药
I got to give Pops his medicine, man.
I'm hungrier than four dudes.
我快饿疯了
Hey, I'm hungrier than five.
我快饿死了
Who is you and what you doing in my house?
你是谁？在我家做什么？
I went for "Pork Chops O'Chunky."
我替“大猪排公司”作事
Whether you're black, or honky, or in-between,
不管你是黑鬼 白鬼 保证你们会喜欢大猪排
you'll love "Pork Chops O'Chunky." Man, that's mean.
就是我了 这里面有些什么？
- So what's in this stuff? - Nothing but pork.
只有猪肉
Wow, right on, then!
太棒了 你也来一碗吧
- There you go. - You're scared to answer your calling.
老爸 吃药
你怕对自己负责
Man, what calling?
负什么责？
♪ Pork Chops O'Chunky ♪
♪ Tastes real good ♪
♪ Won't make you never smell funky, yeah... ♪
（真好吃）
You got an opportunity to do something here...
你现在有机会去做大事
that the drug companies would never do.
去做药品公司绝不敢做的事
Let's put the power of healing back into the hands of the common man.
将治病的能力交到普通人的手中
Whatever, man. What you need to do
随便了
你现在要做的是集中精神
is concentrate on getting the power of booty
into the hands of your common ass. That's what you need.
好好的去交个女朋友 这才是重要的事
Don't worry about the Ive. I got mine coming tonight.
别替我担心 一切都在今晚
- WOMAN: Hey, Silas! - You see the ass on the red one?
赛拉斯
-天啊 你看到那个翘屁股了吗？ -闭嘴
- Simple. - Just remember to take them THCs.
你一定要去考高等文凭考试 想办法进大学念书
At least try to get into college.
Working in a real lab, making some real money.
在真正的实验室里做实验 好好赚点钱
Okay, Ive, whatever, man.
好 就照你说的做 真唠叨
- If you say so, bro'. - The world is bigger than Staten Island.
斯塔腾岛只是小地方 世界还很大 兄弟
I'm out.
我走了
- Holler at me. - I'll try to.
-和我联络 -尽量
-小姐们 你们好 -赛拉斯
- What's up, ladies? - Yo, Si,
if I got hit by a bus tomorrow, I got your back.
如果我明天被车撞了 那我就回来帮你
If anything happened to me, or I jumped out a window
如果我跳窗时发生了什么事
and my hair caught on fire, I got your back, dog.
或是我的头发着火 我也会回来帮你
If my ex came after me with a knife and stabbed me,
如果我的前任女友拿刀捅我 我肯定会回来帮你
- I got your back! - You talk too much, Ive.
你真婆婆妈妈 走了
- Peace! - Yo, Silas!
你一定要去考大学入学考试
You'd better take those college exams!
WOMAN: Look at Jamal, he's a good boy, huh?
你看看贾马尔 真是个好孩子
Good boy, my ass. I had to cancel my nail appointment
好孩子？别做梦了
上礼拜我得取消修指甲的约会 好到警察局去把他接回来
to pick him up at the precinct last week.
- Momma, they lying. - They lying?
-妈 他们在说谎 -他们在说谎？
- They found the weed on you, didn't they? - It wasn't mine.
-他们不是在你身上找到了大麻吗？ -那不是我的
Then what is this that I found in your bedroom?
那这东西是干什么用的？ 我在你卧室找到的
Hello. Ma, it is a lamp.
拜托 这是灯
And this is where you turn it on at. Excuse me?
这是它的开关 没文化
Head.
弯下来
Now, where did I go wrong with your ass?
我这个当妈的到底是哪儿做错了？
You going to have to take that THC test
你最好去考高等文凭考试 然去上大学
and get into a four-year college
or I'm just cut you off from this family.
否则就别进这个家门
You are the first member of this family
宝贝 你是我们家第一个上大学的人
to go to college.
But six years at a two-year community college
但两年的社区大学课程 你居然上了六年 搞什么？
is not what I had in mind.
- BOTH: Tell the truth. - I got a dream that one day
这倒是真的
我一直梦想有一天 能把你的毕业证书放在这里
I can put your college diploma here
就在基督耶稣的下面 他是我们家的主宰
under my Jesus, who's master of this house,
next to your brother's prison-issue barber certificate
在你哥哥那张监狱核发的理发师执照
and your sister's weave-master degree.
和你姐姐的编头发硕士文凭旁
Now don't disappoint me.
你别让我失望
You weed smoking, three-day-wearing nasty ass.
你这个吸大麻又不洗澡的脏鬼
Just like your father.
和你老爸一样
Why you always talking to me like that in front of company?
为什么你每次都在客人面前数落我？
These bitches ain't nobody.
她们才不是客人
Now go warm me up some "Pork Chops O'Chunky."
去替我热一下大猪排
- Is that all, Momma? - Wash your nasty ass!
-老妈 还有什么事？ -去洗澡
Is that all, Momma?
老妈 还有别的事吗？
( knocking on door )
You the man.
今晚看你的了
- What's up, baby? - Oh, hell no!
宝贝 你好吗？
我的天
I didn't know you had dreads! And what is that?
你没说过你是辫子头 还有那是什么？
Brother just got extensions put in today. They tight, huh?
我今天才做了接发 很棒吧？
Where? Between your eyes?
接发在哪里？在你双眼之间吗？
- What the hell is that? - It's the mark of Buddha.
那是什么鬼东西？
是佛陀的记号
It's the skidmark of Buddha!
那是佛陀的刹车痕吧
Looks like he took a dump in the middle of your face!
像是他在你脸上大便了
- I don't think this is gonna work out. - Hold on, now!
-我们之间不可能的了 -你等等
Why are you doing this? I rented "Field Of Dreams" and "Dances With Wolves."
你为什么这样？我也喜欢 《梦幻之地》和《与狼共舞》
Nigger, you are a wolf.
黑鬼 你就是狼
Chocolate diva! Nubian goddess!
巧克力甜心 努比亚的女神
I'm taking you off my buddy list, bitch!
我要把你从我的美人名单上删掉
I hope you get a virus! You and your computer.
希望你和你的电脑都得病毒
( tires squealing )
MAN: If you build it, they will come.
如果你建了 他们就会来
MAN #2: What you mean they'll come?
“他们会来”是什么意思？ 谁会来这个鬼玉米田？
Who's going to come to a fucking cornfield?
Who's going to cut the grass?
谁会来剪草？
I know you don't expect me to sell no peanuts out there, bitch.
告诉你 别指望我去卖花生米
Shit remind me of slavery. "Roots" and shit, man.
这又让我想起奴隶这种事来
- ( laughing ) - I don't play this, man.
我才不吃这套
- What was that? Annie! - Crazy ho!
-那是什么？ -安妮 你这个疯女人
Only way I'm coming is if you got some females and some chronic.
想让我来 那就得有女人 老少均可
And then we all going to be coming.
这样一来 大家都会来
-刚刚是什么声音？ -我们什么也没听到
- That voice, what was it? - We didn't hear anything!
She got some nice titties, dog. Word.
她的奶倒挺大的
CHILD: What titties? What?
-奶？什么奶？ -这句话你总听到了吧
MAN #2: Okay, you must've heard that!
WOMAN: It's a good baseball field, Ray.
-雷 那个球场好漂亮 -的确很漂亮
RAY: It's kind of pretty.
-是 -我早告诉过你
- I told you. - You did not.
-才没有 -有
- I did. - No, you did not.
你没有 你一直忙着犁我的玉米
( hip-hop music playing )
( screaming )
Oh God! Oh!
SILAS: Mark of Buddha, my ass.
什么破佛陀记号？ 看看你 死了 烧成灰
Look at you now. Dead. Ashes.
Damn, Ivory.
艾弗力
After all these years of blazing,
你吸大麻这么多年
who would've thought the last thing you'd wind up smoking
谁知道你会被自己烧死？
would be your ass? I'm gonna miss you, dog.
我会永远想念你的
I'm going to be thinking about you while I'm taking them THCs.
当我去考高等文凭考试时也会想你的
And if you're really my boy,
如果你真是我的好兄弟
you'll make sure I pass that motherfucker, you heard?
就帮我通过那个混帐考试
Thanks, Pops.
老爸 谢谢你
What's up with that joint? Can I get a little--
那根大麻烟呢？能不能让我…
Never mind. Forget it.
算了 没事
Bald-ass motherfucker.
你这个混蛋 小可怜
Stingy bastard.
Shit.
该死
（两个月之后）
（早熟女）
"Early girl."
早熟女
Ooh, Ivory. My how you've grown.
（艾弗力）
艾弗力 你长得真好
( sniffs ) Wow.
Damn, Ivory!
厉害 艾弗力
I had no idea you could stink so good, nigger!
没想到你的味道会这么强
Jeez.
天啊
（高等文凭考试会场）
MAN: Hey, man, get that car fixed!
把你的车修一修
Blunt o'clock, boy.
小子 你少管闲事
( engine knocking )
Man, get the fuck out of here.
搞什么鬼？
Look at this little ass bag of fucking weed.
怎么只有这么一点？
( sniffs )
Yes, Lord.
感谢上帝
Oooh. Damn!
味道真强
- ( flatulence ) - Oooh.
Aw.
- ( air blowing ) - Oh, oh!
Oh! Oh, shit! My weed!
要命
我的大麻
No cigar? No!
没烟了？不会吧？
Fuck, fuck! Bitch!
去死
( muffled cursing )
你去死吧
气死我了
Got blunt?
你有烟吗？
Got weed?
你有大麻吗？
那东西真好闻
That shit smell good as hell. I'm Jamal.
-我叫贾马尔 -我是赛拉斯
Peace. Silas.
So you trying to get something
你也想抽点消除紧张的东西？
to bring them nerves down too, huh?
I figured if I study high, take the tests high,
如果我能亢奋地念书 亢奋地考试 就能得到高分
- I'll get high scores, right? - Right.
-对不对？ -当然
- Right. - Right.
当然
- Look at that car. - Is it on fire?
-你看那部车 -是不是着火了？
( coughing ) Take that, son.
你来一口
( gagging )
( coughing )
Oh!
Yo...
- This is the shit. - That shit is called the Ivory shit.
-这是好货 -它叫艾弗力
- It's the shit. - That's the Ivory right there.
-的确是好货 -它就是艾弗力
- Goddamn. - Thanks.
-天啊 -真不错
- Oops. - Yo, pass that, kid.
我们一定能考过的
I just gave it to the guy in the back, man.
我把烟给了后面的伙计了
Guy in the back? Fuck is he--?
后面的伙计？你在说什…
- What's up, dog? - That's Ivory.
-老哥 你好 -那是艾弗力
No, that's the Ivory. Damn.
不 那才是艾弗力
我的天
Ivory?! Oh, shit! You got to be kidding me!
艾弗力 见鬼 你回来了
Yo, Silas! Chill out! Silas!
赛拉斯 你冷静点
Word.
天啊
What the fuck is going on?
怎么回事？你不是死了吗？
Ain't you supposed to be dead?
I am dead. But this is what happens when you smoke your boy.
我是死了 你能看到我 是因为你在抽我的骨灰
Holy shit. Let me try that.
天啊 再给我一点
IVORY: Relax. Can we talk about this in your car?
赛拉斯 别紧张 咱们到你车子里谈好吗？
I know how you can get high scores.
我知道如何使你得高分
IVORY: I'm a ghost, ghost, ghost.
我是个幽灵
- Now, don't touch me. - It's me, dog.
-别碰我 -老哥 是我
What are you doing? Running the streets, fucking with the living?
你想干什么？在街上吓人吗？
No, bro'. I'm just here for you.
不是 我是为你而来
People can only see me when they smoke me.
但人们只有在抽我的时候才看得到我
I got all the answers. I can consult with people.
我能和名人商量 然后替你找出所有的答案
Socrates, Nietzsche,
像苏格拉底 尼采 甚至那个出试题的人
even the old dude who made this test.
- That's bullshit. - I bullshit you not.
-少扯淡 -我没有骗你
Remember, I told you I have your back--
你记不记得我说过 就算被车撞死我也一定会回来帮你？
even if I got hit by a bus.
Matter of fact, your ass didn't even get hit by a bus.
可是你并没被车撞死
( screaming )
I made it!
我没死 我感觉不到我的腿 但我还活着
I can't feel my legs, but I'm alive!
( horn honking, screaming )
- And you predicted that shit. - Yeah.
-你居然预言到了 -是
So what are you doing here?
你来这里干什么？
Are you going to hook me up with a chick with a no-gag reflex?
要替我和女鬼撮合吗？
Even better. I'm going to be in there with you.
比那还好 我会和你一起去考试
By the time I'm done with you, every college in the country will be knocking.
等帮完你 全国所有的大学都会来求你去
Ow, shit. Man, I must not be high enough.
该死 我大概吸得还不够
He a ghost, man.
他是个幽灵
Cool. That explains everything.
好 这样就能解释一切
I'm up here trying to put my fucking hand through--
我本想来这里做一番…
We've never had anybody, let alone two people
两个人同时得满分
get a perfect score.
这是第一次发生
We either have a one in six billion phenomenon,
你们若不是亿中选一的天才
or a cheat.
-就是作弊 -糟糕
- Damn! - It would've been impossible for either of you to cheat.
但你们不可能作弊
You had two totally different versions of the test.
因为你们的试题完全不一样 恭喜
Congratulations. These scores are going
以这种分数 你们想进什么学校都行
to get you into any college in the country.
Yo, we still high on that Ivory?
我们还在艾弗力的影响之下吗？
Cain, it's as simple as this.
（哈佛大学 院长办公室）
院长 这很简单
The trustees are riding my ass
那些理事们一天到晚找我麻烦
about getting some color up at Harvard.
要我增加有色人种的名额
- Excuse me? - Ethnic diversity.
你说什么？
就是种族多样性 他们认为我们该这么做
The trustees seem to think we need it.
为什么少数族裔会不够呢？
- How come we don't have more minorities? - How should I know?
我怎么会知道？
If we don't do something soon, I might get fired.
若不想办法 我可能会被开除
What about Upchuck Amalu? He's Eskimo.
阿巧卡玛卢怎么样？他是爱斯基摩人
Why isn't he considered as a minority? And I brought him in.
就是少数族裔 当初还是我带进来的
But it's breaking the bank keeping his igloo frozen.
为了替他的小屋保持冷冻 我们都快破产了
Dean, what about those two guys I read about from the Tri-states?
那两个来自三州区的家伙怎么样？
They made perfect scores on their THCs.
高等文凭考试他们得了满分
I saw those guys' pictures. They looked like mug shots!
我看过他们的相片 像犯人一样
I don't care. I want them!
我不管 我要他们
At Reparations Technical Institute,
在赔款技术学院中 你能学到丰富的知识
we offer a cornucopia of educational
and business opportunities for brothers and sisters to pursue higher learning.
并且为你们这些追求 高学历的学子们创造商机
你看我们的简章
- Read from the brochure. - "Brothers, join us
兄弟们 加入赔款技术学院
and learn hatred for the white devil
in a relaxed campus atmosphere,
保证你能在悠闲的环境中 学到各式各样的恨白鬼课程
- where classes range..." - From...
- "Hatred For The White Devil..." - to...
-从… -初级恨白鬼
-到… -高级恨白鬼
- "Advanced Hatred For The White Devil..." - and...
-还有 -排球
- "Volleyball." - BOTH: next.
下一个
You think you're all hot tamales right now?
你们以为自己很抢手是吧？ 让我告诉你们
Why don't you come to the base and understand
你们应该来基地 去认识真正的特殊人才
what it's really like to be special?
You work hard, you learn,
你努力工作 学习 然后就能造冰箱之类的东西
and then you can build refrigerators and such.
Next!
下一个
Taking a vow of celibacy...
-宣誓做个独身生活的人 -下一个
- Next. - ...frees your mind...
-解放你的精神 -下一个
- Next. - ...and your body.
Next!
-和你的身体 -下一个
Harvard?!
哈佛大学？那不是有钱人的学校吗？
Ain't it a lot of richy people up there?
Shit, I got to roll up that joint, dog.
我倒愿意试试那所学校
既然能得满分 你想到哪儿就到哪儿
With test scores like these you can roll up any joint you want.
但哈佛大学不是普通学校 它是一所学府
But Harvard, gentlemen, is not just any joint.
- It's an institution. - All I want to do is develop my herbal
我只想在实验室里研究草药
in a real lab, and get some head while I'm doing it.
然后顺便泡有钱小妞儿
( chuckling )
我们有世界上最好的植物系
We have the finest Botany department in the world
and a quality of life like no other.
以及最有质量的生活方式
Music, artists, and the women... mmm.
不管是音乐 艺术或是女人
So, does it sound tempting? Ivy league atmosphere?
是不是很有吸引力？ 常春藤名校的魅力
A place where you can really grow academically?
有真正的学习环境
- Sure, I'll fucks with ya. - I'll fucks with you, too.
-我决定了 -我也一样
- Is that good? - Yes, that's a yes.
-这表示好吗？ -对 我们愿意去了
Then we'll fox with each other.
那我们就是一家人了
（新生 欢迎来到哈佛大学）
- Damn. - Damn.
怎么这样？真没意思
SILAS: Them hos look like they still in high school, yo.
她们和高中生一样发育不良
If there's grass on the infield, play ball.
有的吃就将就一下吧
Where the fuck is orientation at, anyway?
新生讲座到底在哪儿？
BOTH: Da-amn.
- Hey! - ( howls )
- What the fuck was that? - Je-sus!
-那是什么鬼东西？ -天啊
If I could pull off six years out of community college,
两年制社区大学我都念了六年
I know I could get a least 12 years up in this motherfucker.
这里至少可以让我混上12年
( chuckles )
How much of that Ivory we got, anyway?
艾弗力叶还剩多少？
We limited, all right? So we're going to have to split this shit up.
要节省点用 我们得分成两份
You know what I'm saying? We only blaze at test times.
所以只能在考试的时候用
- What, no wake and bake? - I got other stuff for that.
什么？不能拿来振奋精神吗？
可以抽别的
Bart, remember those artifacts I found this summer?
巴特 你还记得今年夏天 我找到的那些工艺品吗？
I was right! They are Ben Franklin's!
我猜对了 它们是富兰克林的
Great. Did you figure out where you want to eat dinner tonight?
很好 今晚你要到哪儿吃晚饭？
Dinner? Bart, some of these things are--
晚饭？你知道这是什么东西
they look like earlier inventions.
它们像是早期的发明 如果我能知道这是什么
And if I can discover what these are,
it could be the greatest find of anyone attending Harvard.
这将是哈佛生历史上最大的发现
I loves Ben Franklin, girl, and I could listen to you
我喜欢富兰克林
随你讲多久我都爱听
talk about his stinking ass all day long.
- Excuse me? - Do anybody know where the financial aid office is?
有事吗？
谁知道学生贷款办公室在哪儿？
Well, my man, let me think.
让我想想看
See that statue right there? It's beautiful, isn't it?
你看那个塑像 很棒吧？
That statue is in the likeness of my great grandaddy Dooster.
那正好是我曾祖父朵斯的塑像
So I'm guessing that would be the Dooster house.
所以那应该就是朵斯之家
The financial aid office. Gee, I don't think
也就是贷款办公室
可惜我认识的人都不需要贷款
I've ever met anyone who actually needed to go there.
All we did was come over and ask for directions.
我们只不过来问路
If we came over here and asked if anybody needed their ass kicked,
如果我们过来问 谁的屁股痒了想被修理
you wouldn't sound so fucking smart, would you?
你就不会这么洋洋得意了吧？
My bad, bro'. We got off on the wrong foot. Let's start over.
是我不好 我们开场方式不对
再来一次如何？我是巴特
- I'm Bart. - I'm Jamal.
我是贾马尔
My friend, this is crew, but don't even think about it.
朋友 这是酷队 你别作梦
You don't look like you could hang, Jermaine.
贾米 你没资格参加的
The name's Jamal, and I'll fuck your crew up.
我叫贾马尔 我打赌 老子一定比你们都强
Who are they? Who are they, goddamn it?
他们又是谁？
It's rowing, Jimmy-Jam.
拜托 他们是船队员
Well, Bart-Fart, you got skills in it?
巴特 你很行吗？
Yeah, I'm captain of the team.
当然 我是队长
- If you can do it, I can do it, sucker. - That's right.
-既然你行 我也一定行 -没错
This isn't basketball, J-Rock.
老兄 这可不是打篮球
I trained all year round for three seasons
经过三年的训练 我才成为双桨小艇的第一高手
to make number one in single sculls.
You about to be number two, 'cause I'm signing up, buddy.
你马上就要退位了 因为我也要参加
Practice starts tomorrow, 6:00 am. A'ight?
明天早上6点钟开始练习
Fine. I don't mind cutting my evening short to be there.
好吧 我会早点睡觉 好准时到达
As Dean of Freshmen,
做为一个院长 我欢迎来自全世界各地的新生
I have welcomed students from all over the world.
From Korea, from Rome, Istanbul.
有来自韩国 罗马
和伊斯坦布尔
Students enter Harvard
大家为了不同的目标来到哈佛
with a variety of goals.
Excuse me? Are we in the right place?
打扰一下 这是新生讲座吗？
- Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? - You? You?
是不是？
-到底是不是？ -你说
As I was saying,
正如我刚刚说的
Harvard isn't for everyone.
不是每个人都能进哈佛
Oh, shit. We got a black man for a teacher.
见鬼 老师居然是个黑人
-真厉害 大哥 你好 -我们身上没有毒品
That's what I'm talking 'bout! What's up, bro'?
- We straight. - Holler!
- As I was saying... - What's wrong with his ass?
-正如我所说的… -这家伙有什么毛病？
He probably been locked up more times than me
他被拘捕的时间 大概比你我加在一起还多
- and your ass put together. - Get him.
That old, green, Jimmy The Cricket suit-wearing ass motherfucker.
他只是个穿着体面的吸毒鬼
-继续说 -你没有国务卿鲍威尔的发型
- Get him! - Old, short, Colin Powell haircut-having motherfucker.
- Get him! - Angela Davis moustache wearing-ass motherfucker.
-继续说 -只有黑人民权运动者
-安杰拉戴维斯的八字胡 -继续说
You little Richard Pryor shortcut fade
你和理查德普莱尔一样
happening 'round the sides wearing motherfucker!
因吸毒而荒废了下半生
你顶着小萨米戴维斯圆蓬式的发型
You little Sammy Davis Award Junior Afro haircut having-ass motherfucker!
- Get him! - You little dynamite disco daddy devastating.
你是个顶呱呱的迪斯科舞王
- Get him! - You little Don Cornelius with a haircut--
你这个酷发型是…
Gentlemen, if you don't mind, I'd like you to sit down.
二位
不介意的话 请你们坐下来
I would like to continue.
我希望能继续讲课
- Excuse me. - 'Scuse me.
请原谅
抱歉 小心你的脚趾 小心你的结肠
JAMAL: Watch your toes. Watch the corns.
- Excuse me. - ( flatulent sound )
Thank you for your... entertaining anecdotes.
谢谢你们的…
趣事逸闻
We here at Harvard are rooted in tradition.
哈佛大学有着根深蒂固的传统
Fuck is this?
这是什么鬼东西？
- That's toilet water. - ( spits )
厕所的水
It's a part of my pledge. Do you guys mind?
是宣誓的一部分 你们别乱搞
No. But do you mind talking that way,
请你朝那边说话
'cause your breath smell like straight ass-crack, bro'.
我快被你的口臭熏死了
Isn't there a hip-hop convention you two should be at?
你们应该去参加嘻哈音乐大会吧？
- Ooooh. - Oooh.
鲨鱼张牙咬人
- Shark has fangs. - Word. Go easy on him.
别这么欺负他
We probably the only blackheads he's seen since he looked in the mirror.
除了他自己外 我们可能是他见过的唯一黑人
Can you guys just show a little respect? Jeez.
请你们别这么嚣张
This class is fucking boring, I'm out of here.
这堂课太乏味 我要走了
Excuse me, did I hear you say something?
不好意思 你说什么？
With all due respect, sir, suck my dick.
无意冒犯 给我口吧
( all gasp )
No, sir, I'm not saying anything.
那不是我说的 是他们说的
- It's these guys. - SILAS: You're an asshole.
你是个白痴
- Did you just call me an asshole? - No, I said idiot.
你叫我白痴？
-我是说傻瓜 -傻瓜？
- An idiot?! - No, sir! No, sir!
-院长 不是的 -那你说什么？
- What did you say? - I said this school has nice halls.
我说这所学校的大厅很棒
- This is not funny. - You couldn't teach your way out of kindergarten class.
一点也不可笑
院长 你连幼儿园都教不下去
I think we've had enough interruptions for today.
今天的干扰太多了 请你现在就离开
- I think you should leave. - Sir.
院长…
This would never have happened if I were black.
如果我是黑人 就不会发生这种事
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Better pull back on those pedals, boy.
-你最好骑慢一点 -为什么？
- Why? - Maximum speed on campus is 15 MPHs.
在校内最快的速度是一小时24公里
MPHs?
一小时24公里？
50 bucks? Man, I can't pay this.
罚款50元？我没钱
- Well... - This isn't even a real ticket.
是吗？
这又不是真正的罚单
It's a student citation. See, I'm a volunteer.
那是学生罚单 我是义工
You need to pay that by Friday at fi--
星期五下午5点前要付清
- That was uncalled for. - Eat me.
不用这样吧？
有本事就来抓我
- You just earned another citation. - Fuck off!
那就再给你一张罚单
去你的
- ( horn honking ) - Well, well, well.
看啊
Look who we have here.
你们是谁？
Damn, this bike phat as hell.
这车可真神气
Whoa, whoa, hey, don't touch. Okay, all right.
别乱碰我的车
Leave the bike alone. Did you just call me fat?
你说我什么？那是什么臭味？
And what is that stench?
( sniffing )
That's my cologne. Cannabi For Men.
那是我喷的男性香水
I don't know what that is. Forewarning, gentlemen.
我不知道那是什么
但我警告你们 你们最好小心点
You better watch your mouths and your behinds.
I'm looking for the Ecstasy. I'm looking for the pot.
我在找迷幻药 大麻
Oh, yeah. I'm looking for those 'shrooms.
当然还有…魔菇
- We looking for that shit, too! - Hell yeah.
我们也在找那些东西
- What are you talking about? - BOTH: Same thing you talking about.
你说什么？
和你说的一样
- What are we talking about? - Look, Gerald,
我们在说什么？
杰拉尔德 你听我说
either you're holding, or you can get on your roadster and move the fuck on.
你最好骑着车快点滚
It's Volunteer Officer Picklestein.
我是义工彼克史丹警官 我会注意你们的
And I am watching you. Oh, I'm watching you.
就像鹰一样严密监视你们
Like a hawk.
Like a hawk!
像鹰一样
Somebody needs a hug.
他真缺爱
（大爱之家）
Don't worry, baby, you can suck my dick after class.
宝贝 别担心 下课咱们可以亲热亲热
Oh, wow! She wants me.
她爱死我了 欢迎来到大爱之家
Welcome to Lovell House. You look funky fresh.
你们是新生吧？
And funky fresh always likes funky fresh women.
新生通常都喜欢新女人
"Amir, professional student, resident advisor for you."
“埃米尔：学生 寄宿生职业顾问”
And professional player.
也是职业花心大王
So what's mine is yours, and what's yours...
我的就是你的 至于你的 我多半都已经有了
I've probably already had.
You and you and me, we're the same.
你 你和我 我们都一样 都是黑皮肤
Africa tan.
The original man was like us, man.
最早出现的人类就是我们这种颜色
Whatever, nigger.
随你说 黑鬼
I believe in the Fly Club and its traditions and its ideals.
“我信仰狐社 信仰它的传统和真理”
I believe in the Fly-- Excuse me?
“我信仰…”抱歉
Do you have to play that so loud? I'm studying my pledge book.
你一定要听那种音乐吗？ 我正在念我的宣誓书
This Niggaz With Attitude.
这是NWA绕舌团体
If you smart, you tell people you love NWA.
你如果对人们说你喜欢NWA 大家都会认为你很酷
They think you cool.
( rap music playing )
Why do you wear smelly eggs?
你为什么戴着臭蛋？
These eggs are part of my pledging.
这些蛋也是宣誓入会的一部分
I am getting thousands of lifetime connections here.
我会认识数以千计的好兄弟
I'm going to be a part of a fraternity.
我马上就是兄弟会的一员
- Hey! - Hey!
你们好…
Whassup, whassup?
- Oh God. - One glove, my brothers!
天啊
兄弟们 我向你们致敬
I am Tuan, child prodigy.
我叫小汤 是神童
（最年轻的哈佛新生）
I'm Jamal, a pothead.
我是贾马尔 大麻烟鬼
Silas, entre-po-negro.
我是赛拉斯 黑人企业家
Jamal! Fresh gear, man!
贾马尔
-这件衣服真棒 -你喜欢？
- You like? - Yeah!
I designed it myself. I call it Bufu.
是我自己设计的 我叫它“宝富”
- Bufu? - Oh, no, not you two.
“宝富”
天啊 可别是你们俩
Please.
Fake-ass Paul Bunyan plaid, pussy shirt wearing--
伐木巨人穿着格子上衣…
Man, I'll fuck your ass up. Shut up.
你再不闭嘴 我就修理你
Okay, but if you two are our roommates,
如果你们是我们的室友 那他是谁？
who's that?
那是“我要钱”
That's "I Need Money." Goddamn.
Okay, but what's his name?
他到底叫什么名字？
I Need Money.
我…要…钱
（我要钱）
Doesn't talk, how come he?
他怎么不讲话？
I need money? He's a mute.
我要钱是个哑巴
When we first hooked up, he wrote on a slip of paper,
第一次见到他时 他在一张纸条上写着
"I need money."
“我要钱”
I said, "Shit, me too."
我说 见鬼 我也一样
And we started making it together after that.
以后我们就在一起了
- Where he staying? - Harvard.
他睡在哪儿？
哈佛大学 大爱之家
Lovell House. Second floor,
二楼的沙发上
right on the couch.
可是他在房间吸烟 那是不合规定的
He's smoking in our room. That's not legal.
Just be cool, and you might have some fun this semester.
别紧张 这学期会让你见够世面
- Stupid. - Whoo-wee.
笨蛋
NWA? Kid, what you know about that?
NWA？你对他们都知道些什么？
Yeah, I love Niggaz With Attitude.
我喜欢有个性的黑鬼
Nobody, I repeat nobody,
没有人…我再重复 没有人…
drops the N-bomb up in here.
可以在这里说“黑鬼”
- Nobody. - That go for you, too.
-我是认真的 -你也一样
Hey, I am down with you, man.
我和你是同一阵线的
You East coast. I Far East coast.
你在东岸
我在远东岸
I'm from Wisconsin.
我来自威斯康星州
Yo, fresh and funky.
菜鸟新生
Dean Cain wants to see you in his office.
凯恩院长要见你们 别迟到
Don't be late.
Gentlemen, this institution
各位 这所学校的毕业生中
has graduated countless Fortune 500 CEOs.
有数不尽的 财富500强首席执行官
41 Nobel laureates, and six Presidents.
41位诺贝尔奖得主 以及六位总统
Hey, Dean, where's all the fly-ass women
院长
校长曾提到的那些 大屁股女人都到哪儿去了？
the Chancellor was talking about?
So far, I only seen some stuck-up,
到目前为止
我只看到神气活现
nerdy-ass looking women out.
一脸书呆子气的女人
( clock ticking )
You were dropping Cheetos
你居然把零食的碎屑
on an original 18th century
掉到18世纪手织的绣帷上
hand woven tapestry!
You mean this carpet?
你是指这块地毯吗？
This is out of my personal collection.
这是我私人的收藏品
I got this in my travels to Nepal!
是到尼泊尔旅行时买的
I know the bitch that makes these rugs.
我知道谁编这种地毯 你认识胡安妮塔吧？
- You know Wynena-- - I remember that bitch.
对 我记得那个女人
It means the world to me.
它对我非常重要
Now, as I was saying,
我要说的是 在哈佛大学里
here at Harvard, we have very high standards.
我们的标准很高
Any student on a scholarship
任何拿奖学金的学生
must maintain at least a 2.0 average
平均绩点至少得保持在2.0
or you will be expelled.
否则就被开除
It's good to know we have the support of the faculty.
院长 你和教职工 这么支持我们真让人感动
And don't you worry. Me and Jamal here?
你不用替我们担心
我和贾马尔的目标就是拿好成绩
- We're all about good grades. - Is that right, Mr. King?
贾马尔 是这样吗？
Hell motherf-- I mean, yes, sir, Dean Cain, sir.
该死的…
是的 先生 院长先生
♪ Slam! Du-da-da, du-da-da ♪
♪ Let the boyz be boyz ♪
♪ Slam! Du-da-da, du-da-da ♪
♪ Let the boyz be boyz... ♪
- ( bubbling ) - How is carbon dioxide changed into oxygen?
请告诉我 如何将二氧化碳变成氧
- SILAS: Plants, dick! - Guys!
当然是靠植物 笨蛋
天啊 你们这两个家伙
Jamal, Jamal, Jamal.
贾马尔…
Sleepyhead, wake up.
懒鬼 起来
( beeping )
I got something for your ass.
我有好东西给你
( loud dance music playing )
♪ Du ♪
♪ Du hast ♪
♪ Du hast mich... ♪
( music continues loudly )
♪ Du ♪
♪ Du hast ♪
♪ Du hast mich ♪
♪ Du hast mich gefragt ♪
♪ Du hast mich gesagt ♪
♪ Wilst du bis der tod euch scheidet ♪
♪ Treu ihr sein fur alle tage. ♪
Come on, gentlemen! Pick it up if you want to be part of this squad!
打起精神
如果想成为小组的一员 就加把劲跑起来
Taxi!
出租车
Woo, what took you all guys so long?
你们怎么搞了这么久？
Coach, I've not lost an oar run in three years.
教练 三年来我从没输过
- I'm wondering if this guy cheated. - Cheated?
我怀疑这家伙作弊
作弊？你少输不起
Man, fuck you!
Why is fucking Dick Butt-kiss always riding me?
你这王八蛋怎么老爱找我麻烦？
Dick Butt-kiss? Did you hear that, Coach? He's cursing!
王八蛋？教练 你听 他说脏话
Bart, I think you better go open up the boathouse.
巴特 你最好去把船屋打开
- But Coach! - Bart!
-可是 教练 -巴特
I don't think you want to see this.
你不会喜欢这一幕的
You... here.
你 过来
Come here.
过来
Nice comeback on the Dick Butt-kiss.
你这句“王八蛋”说得不错 我佩服你
I wish I could've said that.
His parents have been driving me crazy,
他父母亲这几年来搞得我痛不欲生
making my life a misery for years.
但他们捐了不少钱给学校
But they give lots of money. I have to go to those lousy cocktail parties.
害我只能去参加那些低级的鸡尾酒会
She has lousy perfume and he has a lousy toupee.
女人们擦低级香水 男人们戴便宜的假发
You keep throwing zingers to this jerk-off,
只要你继续修理他
and you're going to make the team, son.
我保证你能加入船队
And let that be a lesson to you! This is the last time!
希望你能学到教训 这是最一次
All right, rookies! Push-ups!
好 新手们 做俯卧撑 趴下
Get down!
Yo, yo, yo. What's up with the fast stroll?
你怎么走得这么快？ 我能和你一起走吗？
- Can I holler? - ( chuckles ) Hi.
嗨
MAN: The role played by the African-Americans
这个国家
对非裔人民的贡献
in the history of this country
has been largely unnoticed.
一直没有重视过
Of course, history is
当然 历史是记载过去
the record of an account of the past.
But the issue here is, who is recording the account?
问题是 谁在做记录？
If it's Snowflake, Whitey, Paleface,
是白人 白皮肤的人
白鬼 无知的白人
Peckerwoods, Cracker--
we got Cleopatra looking like Elizabeth Taylor.
埃及艳后长得像伊丽莎白泰勒
Jesus looks like a hippie in a dashiki.
耶稣长得像穿宽松套头装的嬉皮士
But if it's one of my proud black people
但若由我所敬佩的 黑人朋友来做记录…
that's doing the recording of the account--
Yo, Silas!
赛拉斯
We might have Moses looking like
那么摩西就可能会像
this fine black man right here.
这位有为的年轻人一样
- ( professor continues ) - I'm sore as a motherfucker.
我全身酸痛
Who invented the air conditioner?
是谁发明了空调？是黑人
A black man.
What's up, dogs?
你好吗？
Yo, son, I'm sore as a bitch in heat.
我除了全身酸痛外 你猜还有什么？
And you know what else? I'm going to have
我还要去好好修理巴特那个冤大头
to knock that Bart character the fuck out.
Once again, a black man.
仍是黑人
Can't this wait till after class?
下课再说行吗？ 其实你也应该来上这堂课
You supposed to be in here, anyway. This is black history.
这是黑人历史课
Black history? It look like all the black students
黑人历史？
看来黑人学生是成了历史了
that was in here are history.
- Shh! - Are you telling me to "shh"?
你居然“嘘”我 你懂我意思吧？
See what I mean? Fuck history.
-去他的历史 -很好
- That's right. Fuck history. - Yeah, fuck history.
-去他的历史 -对 去他的历史
Mr. Moses, I expect you'll be ready for your quiz tomorrow?
摩西先生 明天有小考
Quiz my ass. A white man teaching black history, anyway.
去你的小考
白人教黑人历史 搞什么？
That's some bullshit. I'm going to lunch and take a nice long shit.
我去吃饭 再到厕所报到
That's the kind of attitude I like to hear.
我很欣赏你的态度 你要到哪儿？
And where are you going?
We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on us.
当初不是我们登陆美洲 是美国人把我们运来的
Ooh, all right! Malcolm X!
说得好 麦尔坎埃克斯
I'm glad someone's appreciating the knowledge
我很高兴 至少有人 明白我今天讲课的内容
I'm trying to drop on you today.
你们俩呢？不加入抗议的行列？
Why don't you two walk out in protest with your brothers?
Walk out on me. What are you doing sitting there?
来啊 和这些白人坐在这里干什么？
You look like Whitey, like a couple of goddamn Uncle Toms.
像一对黑奴一样 去抗议
Walk on out! That's right!
对 走出去 用私刑把我处死
Get up and move! You should lynch me!
Lynch me for what my people have done to your people.
为白人对黑人 不平等的行为将我处死吧
♪ Stand up for your rights! ♪ Move on up! Move on up!
维护你们的权力 去吧
( quietly ) Come on.
Go, go, go, go.
快去…
Hey, what's up?
你们好
Ahh, stop!
停下来
♪ Bicycle, bicycle... ♪
- What's going on here? - They stole my baby!
怎么了？
他把我的宝贝偷走了 停下来
Stop! Bring my baby back!
把我的宝贝还给我
Not the hill, not the hill!
天啊 我的宝贝
Oh, God, no! Baby, I almost got you!
求求你 回来
♪ ...bicycle, bicycle ♪
♪ Bicycle, bicycle, bicycle... ♪
Oh no! Oh my God!
天啊 我的车轮
My wheel! Oh, oh!
- ( honks ) - Oh, my horn!
我的喇叭 千万别退
( Gerald whimpering )
求求你别退
Hey, you! Where's Elm and Third?
榆树街和三街交口在哪儿？
What?
什么？
别向前开
That's not yours!
那不是你们的
-你看这些零件 -你们别拿
No, don't put him in-- oh, my baby!
我的宝贝
（科学楼）
Can anyone tell me the name of this plant?
谁知道这个植物的名字？
Bart?
巴特？
Yeah, it's a hanging rubber plant.
那是悬挂的橡胶植物
It's indigenous to the wet drylands of the northern hemisphere.
那是北半球潮湿干地中的土产
Yeah right, Bart. Would you bet money on that?
巴特 你敢和我赌钱吗？
Or is that like below the Dooster principle?
或者这又是“朵斯理论”？
Yeah, I'll bet on it. How 'bout an SUV?
没问题 赌越野车好了 我有三辆
I got three of 'em.
And the survey says, ehhh, you lose.
经过考查 你“输了”
It's a neem plant, Professor.
教授 那是印度的楝树
Oui. Yes.
对 赛拉斯 你怎么会知道？
But how did you know that, Silas?
I had this nasty-ass rash once.
有一次我长湿疹
I put a little bit of neem plant on it,
涂一些印楝树叶 一个钟头就好了
it cleared it up in an hour. I even smoked it before.
在以前我们常抽它
That figures.
原来如此
One thing it doesn't cure, though--
只有被宠坏的小孩 它没法医治
being a spoiled little bitch.
PROFESSOR: I'd like you all to do an experiment on a plant.
我要你们大家做些植物的实验
Something that... may benefit mankind.
以能对人类有益为主
And if you devise something groundbreaking,
如果你们有突破性的发明
I guarantee you an "A" in this course.
我保证你们这门课一定得A
Okay, class dismissed. Good work, everyone.
下课了 大家都表现不错
- Thank you. - Nice. Keep up the good work.
-谢谢 -继续努力
WOMAN: So, he likes plants, does he?
你似乎很喜欢植物
I see still waters run deep.
看来是大智若愚
Please believe. But wait till you see my presentation.
这点你一定要相信
等你看到我提出的理论
You going to love me after that.
保证你会更爱我
Lauren, you might as well tell him now
所以我劝你现在就告诉他 省得将来麻烦
and get it over with.
- What? - You know,
-什么？ -你自己清楚
how you're starting to see Bart for the shallow bastard he is,
你已开始看出他是个肤浅的可怜虫
and eventually you're going to leave his ass for me.
迟早你会弃他而找我
Holler.
阿拉真主
PROFESSOR: This semester in women's studies,
这学期在女性研究课程中
将讨论女性在大众文化中的物化现象
we will discuss how women are objectified in popular culture
while the masculine bastards
无耻的男性 任意利用女性的创意而得益
exploit women's ideas for great profit,
then take all the credit.
并自居其功
Jamal?
贾马尔
You have the most amazing...
你的小弟弟
penis.
真惊人
Yes, I do.
是的
♪ And I'm gonna kiss you, suck you, taste you ♪
♪ Ride you, feel you deep inside me, ooh... ♪
- Hell yeah. - Aaah.
这真是天堂
So you're playing grabby-ass again, huh?
你又在抓屁股吗？
- Ma? - Did you wash your ass today?
-老妈 -你洗过屁股了吗？
Ah! Ah! Damn, Ma! Stop, Ma! Stop!
妈 你别这样
- SILAS: You high yet? - JAMAL: I don't know. Maybe not high enough.
-嗨了吗？ -不行 还是不够
- Where the hell is he? - ( coughs )
他到哪儿去了？
Maybe I ain't hit it hard enough.
也许是药量不够
What are you doing? Dropping your kids off at the pool?
你们在里面干什么？排泄吗？
Oh, shit.
该死
( chuckling ) What's up, J? Give me five.
老哥 你好吗？打个招呼
I hate it when you do that.
我最讨厌这种打招呼
I love doing that. That shit is funny.
可是我喜欢
What took you so long?
你怎么搞这么久才来？
Biggie and Pac, man. They throwing a party.
绕舌歌手必基和派克开舞会
Open bar all night!
免费酒喝整夜
Everything was cool till Marvin Gaye came in there tripping.
一切都很棒 直到灵魂歌手马文盖伊出现
- Marvin Gaye? - Yeah.
-马文盖伊？ -对
- We got a test in about five minutes. - Word.
你听着 再有五分钟就要考试了
What that got to do with me? I know you ready.
这和我有什么关系？ 我知道你们都复习过了
- I know you studied for it. - Ready? We ain't studied--
-我们根本就没… -少说几句
- Come on. - You got a golden opportunity to make something of yourself.
你们本可在这里一展抱负
And you just throwing it away? It's time for you to learn a lesson.
为什么要放弃？
你们该学点教训了
- Come on, Ive. - I'm out, man.
别这样
-我走了 -艾弗力
Ive! Don't play! Ive!
-别和我闹着玩 -你去劝劝他
- Talk to your boy. - Why'd you tell him we ain't studied?
你为什么跟他说我们没有复习？
- Damn all that! - You should've thought of that before you--
真倒霉
在决定进哈佛大学之前 你们就应该想清楚
Whassup?! I'm just fucking with you, man.
我只是和你们开玩笑
- This is bullshit. - This is some good shit, man.
-别闹 -这酒真不错
You know you my boy.
我当然会帮你们
"C," Silas. Come on, man. The Portugese.
赛拉斯 选C 他是葡萄牙人
1863. That's "B."
1863年 是B
J, what are you doing? 1961.
贾马尔 你在干什么？ 1961年 是B
- "B?" - Trust me on this, I got all the answers.
-所有的答案我都知道 -那就告诉我们
You just told me that goddamn answer.
"A." French. That be the French.
A 法国 铁定是法国
( women moaning on television )
Goddamn virgins. At least you all being entertained.
你们这些处男看得真带劲
I ain't seen a stitch of pussy on this whole campus.
整个校园里看不到女人
The chickens are not clucking around here.
也听不到女人的声音
You've come to the right place.
你们来对地方了 我在大学已经念了12年
I've been an undergrad for 12 years.
I know everything there is to know about Ivy League women.
我对常春藤名校的女孩了如指掌
SILAS: 12 years?
12年？天啊
Damn, kid. Your people paying for all this shit?
学费是你们国家出的吗？
A drop in the bucket, sucka.
反正我的国家有的是钱
I remain here solely for the purpose
我留在这里的目的就是
of hooking up with Harvard women.
替别人安排哈佛大学的女人
Short ones, tall ones,
不管是矮的 高的
skinny ones, chunky ones.
瘦的 丰满的
I love me a fat chick, man.
我本身喜欢胖女人
More cushion for the pushin'.
-又软 肉又多 -对
Yes. I want to boldly go where no man has gone before.
我要做开路先锋
I'm an explorer.
我是个探险家
I see you are very much liking to explore STDs also, my friend.
看来你也蛮喜欢探险性病
That shit on your lip got some shit on its lip.
你嘴唇上的疮可不简单
Is that why no puff-puff?
那不是疮 是因为刮胡刀太钝
Pass the dutchie, my friends.
This is nothing. I cut myself shaving.
在刮胡子的时候不小心割到的
Yeah, whatever.
随你胡诌
We need to start importing some hos.
我们得进口一些妓女
WOMAN: Molly, get in here, you have to see this!
茉莉 来 你快来看
MOLLY: Oh my, look at those muscles.
我的天啊
看看这身肌肉
- He is quite attractive. - Indeed.
-他真英俊 -没错
I think there's some freak in those geeks.
那两个女孩有点怪异
- Yeah. - Here you go.
啤酒来了
Ooh. Don't get the wrong idea.
别想歪了 我们从没做过这种事
We've never done anything like this before. We're virgins.
我们还是处女
- Virgins? - Mm-hmm.
处女？不 不可能
- No, you're not. - Yes, we are.
是真的
- Nah, nah. - Yes.
-不可能 -是的
JAMAL AND SILAS: No, no, no.
不是吧…
BOTH GIRLS: Yes, yes, yes.
是真的…
JAMAL AND SILAS: No, no, no.
不是吧…
BOTH GIRLS: Yes, yes, yes!
爽…
( grunting, moaning )
♪ Why do good girls like bad guys? ♪
Bro', you got change for a $20?
（聪明的女孩变坏了）
你找得开20元吗？
♪ Hey, yo, boo, why do good girls like bad guys ♪
（没零钱）
♪ Knowing that bad guys tell mad lies? ♪
♪ And why do dog niggers want a honey with class? ♪
♪ Sometimes you want more than just a honey with ass ♪
♪ Hey yo, who would ever think that the two would go good? ♪
- Histo-ray! - Got a "A plus," my nigger.
创历史
老哥 我考了A+
Oooh, ooh. Who is that?
那是谁？
JAMAL: That is all me, G.
那才是我的梦中情人
That's the Vice President's daughter.
她是美国副总统的女儿
As in Vice President of the United States.
What? Jamal, you don't want that.
贾马尔 她不适合你 那种女孩只会说三个字：
Them girls only know three words--
stop, no, and don't.
“停” “不” “不要”
Uh-uh, my brother. You got those words backwords.
老兄 你顺序排错了
They always tell me, "No, don't stop."
她们都是说：“不 不要停”
- Excuse me. - Player, player.
-失陪 -浪子出马
Whoo-whee, I'm taking this ass up right here. Shit.
我绝对要你对我爱得死去活来
♪ She's got this long black hair ♪
- Damn! - ♪ It's a hanging on down her back ♪
♪ Long black pretty legs ♪
♪ And she walks just like a cat ♪
♪ Hypnotic eyes and a stacked up love sack ♪
♪ She not only wants your love ♪
♪ She wants your life after that, don't do it ♪
♪ Don't give your love to sexy Ida ♪
♪ 'Cause she's the sister of a black widow spider. ♪
Sorry, sir, Jaime isn't accepting any male callers at this time.
抱歉 先生 洁美现在不接男性的电话
I ain't calling. I'm right here.
老兄 我没有打电话 我人就在这里
Cedric, step aside.
塞德里克 你让一下
Whoo-whee! ( barks )
- What's your name? - I'm Jamal.
-你叫什么？ -贾马尔
You ever been arrested, Jamal?
-你被逮捕过吗？ -没有
Uh... no.
Ever busted up your mother's house,
有没有把你老妈家搞得稀巴烂 当她问你时 你又扇她耳光？
- then slapped her when she asked you about it? - Hell no. You crazy?
怎么可能？我又没疯
You ain't my type.
你不是我喜欢的那一型
Wait a minute, wait, wait!
等一等
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
请你停下来
I once got arrested for stealing a car one time.
有一次我因为偷车被捕
But my mother dropped the charges.
不过来我妈决定不起诉
It's not a felony, but maybe we can work with that.
虽然不是重罪 但还可以接受
( panting )
- Yo. - ( gasps )
Shit, I didn't mean to scare you.
我没打算吓你
- I'm-- - Can I come in?
-我能进来吗？ -当然可以 请进来
Sure, come on in.
Let me... move my things.
我把东西搬开 你可以坐在那里
There you go. You can sit there.
Thank you. How very thoughtful.
谢谢 你真体贴
You'll have to pardon my dust.
请包涵 这里很多灰尘
I've got a lot of artifacts and delicate things down here.
到处都是工艺品和易碎物
What's this shit?
那是什么玩意？
- Looks old. - It is old.
-看起来蛮旧的 -是很旧
It's over 200 years old.
至少超过200年
I, um, sort of discovered it.
是我发现它的
You discovered all this crazy shit.
你发现这么多东西 一定是个天才
You're a straight up genius, girl.
Well, I don't know about all that.
你太过奖了
Um... I do know it's Ben Franklin's.
我只知道它是富兰克林的东西 但不知道是干什么用的
I just don't know what it is.
But I was thinking that it could be
我猜它可能是独立战争的大炮
like this old revolutionary cannon.
Or a telescope. Or um...
也可能是望远镜 或是…
Whatever it is, this shit is hot.
不管它是什么 一定很热门
Let me ask you something.
-我问你件事好吗？ -好
Yeah.
How'd you hook up with that Bart dude?
你怎么会和巴特那家伙在一起？
I've known Bart all my life.
我从小就认识他
And if it weren't for his family,
如果不是他的家人 我根本就不能来这里上课
I probably wouldn't be here.
Well, isn't that sweet.
他们真…不错
( chattering )
你胸前有点脏东西
我的眼睛
- Ah-ha! - ( gasps )
Bart, honey. Sweetie.
巴特 亲爱的 你来得正是时候
You are just in time
because I've just finished studying.
因为我已经看完书了
- Studying? - Yeah.
-看书？ -是
I didn't know the two of you were studying in here...
原来你们俩一起在这里看书啊
alone...
孤男寡女的 灯光又这么昏暗
with the lights dim...
drinking beer?!
居然还喝啤酒
Look Silas, I know what you're trying to do, okay?
赛拉斯 我知道你想什么 你想上她
You're trying to frick her.
Whatever, Bartkowski. Um, listen,
随你怎么说 告诉你 我只是很欣赏你女朋友的…
I was just admiring your girl's thing.
个性
Well, I guess I should say thanks.
礼貌上 我大概该说“谢谢”
This is a part of history, man.
这是历史的一部分
Your girl is doing something I think
你应该认可她伟大的发现
- you need to recognize. - Yeah. So?
那又怎么样？
Listen, I'm out.
好 我走了
Maybe next time I'll get to study with you.
也许下一次我能和你一起研究
- Peace. - Peace is meant to explain a state of tranquility.
和平
“和平”是一种平静的状态
Okay? So, why don't you try thinking of another way
你最好另外想句适当的话说“再见”
to say goodbye now that you're amongst civilized people.
这是文明人的世界
Well, Mr. Civilized,
我的文明人 “和平”还有其他的解释
peace can also be used interjectionally
as a request, greeting, or farewell.
例如要求 问候或是再会
So, try to find another way to be an asshole
所以少自取其辱了
if you don't know your grammar, that is.
你对语法一窍不通
Peace.
和平
Okay, Bart!
好了 巴特
God, can I get my stuff?
我拿一下东西好吗？
Sheesh.
真是的
( disguised voice ) Yes.
是的
It was near the medical library.
是在医学图书馆附近
I think they said it was one of those,
我好像听他们说 是一种滴滴答答 会烧起来…
tick-tocky, blow-upy, exploding thing-- thingy,
会爆炸 管状炸弹之类的东西
pipebomb thing-- things.
Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you. You, too.
谢谢 你也是
All righty. Bye.
好 再见
( police siren blaring )
Dooster principle, my ass.
去你的“朵斯原理”
Mm-hmm.
JAMAL: Man, my grandmother loved this shit in her garden.
我祖母一定会喜欢把它放在花园里
绑好了
Lasso, boys.
咱们走吧
Yee-hah!
Timber!
That statue is priceless.
那个塑像是无价的 对我们家族非常重要
It means everything to our family.
Will you stop your damn sniveling, son?
你能不能停止哭诉？
Buck up, Bart.
巴特 成熟点
Buck up!
Yo, do you think they gonna find out
你觉得他们会知道 朵斯的塑像是我们偷的吗？
we stole the Dooster statue?
SILAS: Hell, no.
肯定不知道
Oh, my God! I knew it.
天啊 我就知道
You guys stole the Dooster.
你们偷了朵斯的塑像
They do what?
他们偷了什么？
Fellas, I think it's time
朋友们 我们应该坐下来好好谈谈了
we all sat down and kicked it.
No, no. I'm not kicking anything.
我才不谈
I have a pledge meeting to go to,
我马上就要去宣誓了 却还没来得及全身抹油
and I still haven't greased myself up.
God, I just don't get you guys.
我真搞不懂你们
There's a lot of things in life
有很多事你都不懂
your ass just don't get.
Yeah, like pussy and respect.
像女人和尊重
I heard that.
我听到了
See, the system is geared
社会的体系就是…
to put most of the wealth into the hands of a few.
将大多数的财富让少数的人把持
The rich weapons, poor schoolin'.
钱是富人的武器 学问是穷人的武器
Yeah, for sure, nigger.
-对 我完全同意 -没错
- Yeah, for sure. - Y'all don't know shit.
你什么也不懂 我会好好教你的
I'm a' learned you, though.
I'm a' learned ya.
Dwarves, midgets,
传说中的那些矮人 迷你仙子
motherfuckin' unicorns--
还有独角兽
them motherfuckers don't want to see
他们根本不想让黑人成功
a black man make it.
- Yeah. - You know what I mean?
-对 -你懂我的意思吧？
- For sure. - You know?
-当然 -你懂吧？
And I'll tell you something else.
让我再告诉你…
For sure.
当然
Word up, young MC.
菜鸟司仪 准备为我们的胜利欢呼吧
You're just in time to help cheer us to victory.
Young MC.
菜鸟司仪
Bart, you know, I think you keep getting funnier every day.
巴特 你一天比一天风趣了
You ain't gonna be laughing in a minute.
等一下你就笑不出来了
Jamal.
早安
Bart, I've decided since you and Jamal
巴特 既然你和贾马尔是最好的选手
are my two best athletes,
I want you up against Yale.
我决定由你们去对抗耶鲁大学
You can't just change the line-up!
你不能临时换选手 那是不合规定的
- That's against the rules! - What rules? Who cares?
什么规定？有谁在意？ 你们在意规定吗？
Do you guys care about the rules?!
- No. - There you go.
-不在意 -听到了吧
( cheering )
在右线道是耶鲁大学 左线道是哈佛大学
ANNOUNCER: On your mark,
准备 开始
get set...
and they're off. It's a clean start.
他们开始了 出发得漂亮
What are you doing, hip-hop hooray? Paddle!
你在做什么？快划
Paddle like a man!
别闹小孩脾气 快
Shoot the J. Get jiggy with it. Something!
把桨放在水里用力
ANNOUNCER: They're blowing Harvard's ass out of the water.
他们遥遥领先哈佛大学
Jamal, what's your ass doing rowing a boat?
贾马尔 你在船里干什么？
You're supposed to be in class.
你应该去上课的
Who the hell is that woman in the sky?!
在空中的女人是谁？
- I don't know. - What's the matter?
我不知道
怎么搞的？你又抽太多大麻了吗？
You been smoking too much ganja, huh?
BART: She's huge!
她好大
I guess you might as well come back home
你最好回家来和我一起住
and live with me.
Oh hell, no!
-见鬼 我才不要 -你敢对我讲脏话？
- Did you cuss at me? - Row, motherfucker! Row!
快划 你个混蛋
（科目 成绩）
Yes, Dean Cain.
我是凯恩院长 这是真的吗？
Am I to believe this is correct?
Jamal and Silas have gotten all A's?
贾马尔和赛拉斯所有的科目都是A？
I'll call you back.
我再打电话给你
COACH: How you doing, Dean?
院长 怎么样？不错吧？
How you doing? How you been?
I see you checking out my gear, right?
你在看我的衣服吗？帅吧？
- It's pretty tight, right? - No, actually,
- it's rather baggy. - No, no, man.
太宽松了
又宽又松那才酷 这可是“宝富牌”的衣服
It's phat, it's dope, it's cool, it's bufu.
Bill, what has happened to you?
比尔 你怎么变了？
Sit down and take off those glasses.
-坐下来 把墨镜拿掉 -没问题
All righty.
Tell me, how's Jamal doing?
告诉我贾马尔的表现如何？
Fine. Very well. He's coming along.
不错 慢慢上轨道了
Now listen, Jaime's father is having an upcoming election.
洁美的父亲即将参加选举
And it won't look good if she was to be involved
她如果和低级的人胡搞 会影响她父亲的声望
with someone from the lower class.
Isn't Jaime a freshman?
洁美不就是大一的学生吗？
All right, so you want me
你想让我告诉贾马尔不要和洁美来往
to tell Jamal to stop seeing Jaime.
He'll just tell me, "Hey, man--
可以 但他一定对我说：“老兄…”
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
去你的…
Point well taken.
我明白了 我要你替我收集证据
I need you to help me get proof
that Jamal is diddling Jaime.
证明贾马尔在欺骗洁美
Oh, I see now.
我懂了 你倒真会想点子
Yes, it's all good.
Yeah, I'll go holler at him, son.
孩子 我会想办法拿到证据的
Bill, Bill.
-比尔？ -什么事？
Did you just call me son?
你刚才叫我“孩子”吗？
Word.
口头禅
Word?
口头禅？
Stroke, smoke,
划一下 吸一口
stroke, smoke,
划一下 吸一口
-好 -划一下 吸一口…
stroke, smoke--
If Dean Cain think he can kick me out the school that easy,
凯恩院长真以为 那么容易就能踢我出去？
he got another thing coming.
我得再整他一次
- What an asshole. - Hey, Coach, thanks a lot.
真是个混蛋
教练 多谢 我欠你一份情
I owe you.
- Ooh. - Listen, Jaime,
me and you cannot see each other no more.
洁美 你听着
我不能再和你见面了
No more dating, no more fooling around.
不能约会 不能亲热 一切都得停止 就是这么简单
None of that! It stops. That's it.
Yes, it's probably better
没错 为了我父亲的选举
if we stop seeing each other
for the sake of my father's campaign.
我们最好暂时不要见面
If he lost the election and it was my fault,
如果是因为我的关系使他落选
gosh-golly,
那我一定不会原谅自己
that would be so hard on me.
I don't think I could live with myself.
我会悔一辈子
But baby, maybe it'd be better
宝贝 你最好转到南部的学校去
if you went to school somewhere down south.
JAMAL: I think you should go down south first.
你应该先向下一点
This guy's a real asshole.
这家伙真是个白痴
JEFF: I can't.
不行 我不能做
I can't do it, all right?
If you don't bring your ass on--
你快给我过来 在猪头院长回来之前我们得搞定
We got work to do before Dean Dickhead gets back.
Come on.
-求求你 -过来
Aren't you worried about getting kicked out?
你不担心被开除吗？
For this? He ain't never gonna find out. Relax.
为这件事？他绝不会发现的 你放心
( bird-call )
What happen to bird? Crazy shitting everywhere?
这些鸟会到处疯狂大便吗？
Crazy shit, all right.
（油脂润滑剂）
And it will be everywhere.
保证疯狂 而且到处都是
With that they just won't shit.
-这么说它们不止会大便？ -对
- Yeah. - They're gonna blow up.
它们会爆炸？
( yelling, laughing )
And as for you two,
至于你们俩
ever since you arrived on this campus,
自从你们来到这个学校 就有数起不幸事故发生
there's been several mishaps.
Now, my instincts tell me it's you,
直觉告诉我是你们做的 可惜我没有证据
but I can't prove it. Not yet.
But I know if I give you enough time,
但假以时日
pretty soon you're going to slip up.
你们的狐狸尾巴一定会露出来
And then I'll be able to send you back
到时候就能把你们 送到你们该去的地方
to your miserable existence.
What the hell are you wearing?
（宝富）
你衣服上写的是什么？
Bufu!
宝富
Bufu?
什么是“宝富”？
By us, fuck you.
“买我就上你”
Get out! Out, out, out...
滚出去…
By us, fuck you.
什么“买我就上你”？
JAMAL: If the chancellor's throwing a Halloween party,
那些妞儿在准备万圣节舞会
wait till Harvard see our Halloween party.
该叫哈佛菜鸟们 瞧瞧真正的万圣节舞会
SILAS: Yeah, but if Dean Cain find out about this shit,
对 但若让凯恩院长知道
he gonna be mad as a motherfucker.
他肯定会吹胡子瞪眼
What the fuck is he gonna do?
他又能怎样？别忘了我们有艾弗力
We got the Ivory, getting straight A's.
我们的成绩全是A 他一点办法也没有
We got this motherfucker locked!
They look like they got money.
他们看来挺有钱 他也蛮帅的
They kinda cute.
Girl, we gonna get paid.
看来我们能赚上一笔
- How you doing? - For real.
-你们好吗？ -真不错
- End-table ass! - Hella back.
-屁股真不赖 -棒呆了
Where the party at? We trying to get a party on and stuff.
我们想去参加舞会
We having a party.
在大爱之家有个化妆舞会
Costume party at the Lovell house.
- Ooh. - 11:00 pm.
是晚上11点
Please, bring your ass and titties along with ya.
把你们的朋友都带来
We want all the hos out here to come.
我们要所有的妓女都来参加
Wait a minute. Did you just call us hos?
你叫我们妓女？
I meant that in a good way.
我们是指好的那一面
- Oh. - Oh, okay.
Here. Now, bring all your horny friends.
把你们所有好色的朋友都带来
There you go. Bring all the hos.
全部都来参加
Y'all gonna pay us, right?
你们会付钱吧？
I don't hear nothing.
没声音了
Yo, we got dough. Talk to 'em.
会 我们有钱
Yeah, yeah. We got dough.
对 就算我们没有 我们的朋友也会有
If not, our best friends got dough.
And if not, their best friends got dough.
如果他们没有 他们的朋友也会有
Okay, yeah. We down with that.
-那不错 -财主也会去吗？
Ass, titties, ballers.
各式各样的人都会去
Ballers, girl!
那好
- Okay, all right. - Ballers, all right.
-我们一定到 -真不错
BOTH: Whoo.
Popcorn player.
火爆浪子
SILAS: I got one more delivery to make.
再送一个地方就好了
Guess who used to be black?
你猜谁原本是黑人？
Oh, Dean Cain. But he is black.
凯恩院长 但他本来就是黑人
Like a polar bear.
他像只北极熊 没关系 我有办法
But I got a recipe that'll inject
some ghetto back in his ass.
让他重温做黑人的感觉
Got some more beer.
这里还有啤酒
What did you do to yourself?
你怎么搞的？
Oh, oh. The fox club.
为了参加狐社
They put me in a shopping cart
他们把我放在购物车里 然从山坡上面推下来
and shoved me down a hill.
Thank God I fell out before I hit the freeway.
还好在到高速公路之前 我就跌出来了
What the fuck are you doing? Put the milk back.
你在干什么？放回去 你不可以偷我们的东西
You're not supposed to steal from us!
Why are you always taking violent tones with people?
你们讲话为什么这么凶？
Man, shut up before I kick your ass!
再不闭嘴 就把你踢出去
You know, as human beings
作为一个人 凡事应该商量 而不是诉之于武力
we should be able to talk this out,
not resort to violence.
How you gonna talk when you shutting up?
把你嘴缝起来 看你怎么商量
- Fine! Fine! You want some violence?! - ( glass shatters )
好 你想硬来 是不是？
You want a piece of this? Come on!
I'll show you some violence! Well, come on!
我就让你尝尝暴力的行为
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Oh, God!
痛死我了
Now, go to time-out.
罚你关禁闭
Go to your room.
到你房间去
( doorbell rings )
I wonder who this could be.
这会是谁呢？
Oh, my goodness.
天啊 亲爱的 你看
Honey, look at this.
I wonder who these are from?
不知道是谁送的
"Dear Carl, saw these and thought of you.
“亲爱的卡尔 见它如见你
Love, Mrs. Ray."
爱你的雷太太”
It's my old school mum!
是我从前的女老师 好久没听到她的消息了
I haven't heard from her in years.
Oh, how sweet.
她真好
She knows I love brownies.
她知道我喜欢布郎尼蛋糕
Mmm. A little piece of heaven.
真是人间美味
Better than mine?
比我做的还好？
Darling, I don't remember you cooking brownies.
你会做布郎尼蛋糕吗？
You're right. I don't.
没错 我是不会做
Hurry up, you're going to make us late.
亲爱的 你快让我们迟到了 你知道我最讨厌迟到
You know how I hate to be late.
- Hurry, hurry, hurry. - All right.
-快点… -好
I'll take these upstairs.
我把这些拿到楼上去
I'll have another.
我再来一块 真过瘾
They're great.
Throw me a beer, you big weenie!
笨蛋 丢给我一瓶啤酒
Whoo!
Lovell house!
大爱之家
( loud burp )
Cypress Hill. What up, fellas?
人生多苦 你们好
What's up, man?
- How was the trip? - Good. Good.
-一路上还好吧？ -好
I see Muggs couldn't make it,
我知道蒙克没来 所以把我要钱带来了
so I brought my man, I need money.
- Is he any good? - Yeah, he don't talk.
-他行吗？ -他不会说话
He speak with his hands. Know what I mean?
-他用手说话 -那好
- Right, right, right. - You have a good show.
就交给你们了 我走了
- ( record scratches ) - Hey, hey.
和平
Don't fuck up tonight, all right?
别把今晚搞杂 好吗？
Hey, what the fuck is the plate for, man?
你拿盘子干什么？
It's gonna be a long night.
看来会是很漫长的一夜
- Carl. - Philip.
- How are you? - Wonderful.
-你好吗？ -很好
You know Miss Janowitz from the chemistry department.
这位是化学系的珍娜
And Miss Lovell from administration.
还有这位是行政部的洛薇
- You know my wife, Sheila. - Almost didn't recognize you.
-这是我的太太希拉 -几乎认不出来了
I thought you brought a professional model to the party.
我还以为是职业模特 你真美
- You look lovely. - Oh, Philip.
菲利普 你过奖了
Yeah, the bitch is fine, ain't she?
-对 这娘们是不错 -什么？
What?
Dear, can you at least feign some interest?
至少装也要装成有兴趣的样子 你让我很难堪
You're embarrassing me.
And will you loosen up? You're so stiff sometimes.
还有 别这么紧张 你看起来全身僵硬
Stiff?
僵硬？
This party is stiff.
巴特 僵硬的是这个舞会
Excuse me, can you hold this? I'm hot.
请你帮我拿着 热死了
Can you put this back on, actually?
拜托把外套穿回去 你的屁股都要露出来了
Your-- your butt is sticking out.
What?
怎么？
What a jerk!
真是大混蛋
PHILIP: Don't spoil your appetite. We're about to have
先别吃得太多
等会儿还有龙虾浓汤和印第安布丁
some lobster bisque and Indian pudding.
I got the munchies like a motherfucker.
见鬼 我就是停不了嘴 宝贝 替我拿着
Hold this, baby.
He seems unusual tonight.
他今晚好像不大一样
He's dehydrated.
他有点脱水
- Dance. - ( groans )
跳舞
Yo, baby, this is boring as hell!
这个舞会太沉闷了 放唱片的
Yo, yo, yo, DJ?!
Hit me!
来点劲爆的
( hip-hop playing )
Come here, girl!
女人 你过来
Go, Dean!
See, I told you I have you covered.
我不是告诉过你们有人会付钱吗？
There go the two big ballers right there.
两个大财主就在那里
- You two stay put. - I'm going to hurt you.
你们在这里等一下
我要伤害你
Hey, hey, hey...
Yo, J, yo, T.
你们两个菜鸟
See those two fine-ass hos right there?
看到那边的两个妞儿了吗？
Don't you wish they were really hos?
如果她们真是妓女那该多好
And they came over here and said,
她们走过来对你们说：
"We want to run a dick-sucking marathon
“我们要和你们来一场吹箫马拉松”
with y'all two."
- Oh, yeah. I'd like that. - Me, too.
-我喜欢 -我也是
Okay, you and you.
好 你和你
We want to run a dick-sucking marathon with y'all.
我们要和你们来一场吹箫马拉松
TUAN: Okay.
I'm not that good at it.
我并不是高手
Oh, baby, I ain't laughing.
宝贝 没关系
I'm gonna make you mine.
我要让你变成我的
Smells good.
你好香
Pretty boy lookin' motherfucker.
长得真英俊
Hey, don't be scared.
你们别怕 不过是妞儿罢了
It's only pussy.
Don't be scared.
别怕
I got two inches of hard dick.
我的小弟弟足足有5厘米长
I'll work with you, baby. Come on.
我会帮你的 过来
（马萨诸塞州 白粉 美国的精神）
POWDER: Costume party.
“化妆舞会 地点：大爱之家 时间：星期五”
Place, Lovell house. Time, Friday.
- It is Friday. - That's what she told Cocoa Butter.
今天是星期五 她是这么告诉可可油的
These bitches better be getting my money.
这些贱人最好去替我赚钱 海拉是我的头牌
Hella back is my bottom bitch. You know that, right?
-你知道吧？ -知道
- Right, right. - Okay.
The bitch better be out here checkin' my money.
这些贱人最好在外面赚混蛋的钱
Please don't cuss. You know when I'm trying
你别说脏话 上帝不喜欢听
to listen to the word. The Lord don't like that.
- What did I say? - You said, "bitch."
我说了什么？
你说“贱人” 这个词不在《圣经》里
and "bitch" ain't in the Bible.
I know, bitch! And neither is motherfucker!
我知道“混蛋”也不在《圣经》里
So drive this motherfuckin' car!
你这混蛋给我好好开车
And you the assistant pimp.
你现在是助理皮条客 还不是正式的
You ain't even a real pimp.
You're supposed to co-signing to the shit that I say.
所以要说和我一样的话
You want to lose your job? I'm gonna pull your application.
你想被炒鱿鱼吗？ 我马上把你的申请表丢掉
Now let's practice it. Where's my bitches?
现在来练习 “我的贱人们呢？”
- Where's my bitches? - Where's my bitches?
我的贱人们呢？
You got to say it together. It goes in together.
要连在一起说 而且要快
- Where my bitches? - Where my bitches?
我的贱人们呢？跟我说
Okay, check this out. Where my bitches?
我的贱人们呢…
Where my-- can't we just say employees?
为什么不能说“雇员”？
What about your employees? No, fuck that.
雇员？难听死了
不错 屁股长得好
Great ass!
♪ Bounce up just like weed on your chest ♪
♪ Think you got endo, hold your breath ♪
♪ Spittin' on the track with red and meth ♪
♪ Holdin' up a fat when you smoke a cassette ♪
♪ Or CDs, we be the one with ouijas ♪
♪ Spread it on the arm, come on believe me ♪
♪ Look who it is, the funky feel ♪
♪ Smokin' assassin from Cypress Hill ♪
♪ DJ T just resonated ♪
CROWD: Go, go, go!
加油…
- Silas, hi. - Hey, hey.
-赛拉斯 -你好
Let me ask you a question.
我问你个问题 别笑我
Now, don't laugh.
But, um...
does my ass look fat?
我的屁股大吗？
No, I say put another one on the front of you just like it,
不 要我说的话 前面和后面一样美
I'll slap both them motherfuckers.
我真想好好摸摸它们
Badow! Badow!
Here, peer pressure. Peer pressure.
一起来一口…
- Let me holler at you. - Okay.
来 我们去玩玩
Oh, that's my song.
那是我最喜欢的歌
Ooh, what's this?
这是什么？这把剑真长
Ooh, you got a big sword, baby.
I--
我得去准备一下
I have to go prepare.
You ain't got to do shit, baby,
宝贝 你什么都不用做
except climb out of this costume
只要把衣服脱了 咱们好来爽一下
and climb into some pussy.
You have to appreciate the colorful use
英文的表达真是生动有力
- of English language. - Oh, yeah!
太棒了
Give me that Chinese egg roll fuck.
给我点中国功夫
TUAN: I love America!
我爱美国
♪ Rhymes we kick and weed we pour ♪
♪ Get you vatos all fucked up ♪
♪ And sing along to my get high song ♪
♪ Had you chokin' on four-foot bong ♪
♪ Cypress Hill and weed, can't go wrong ♪
♪ Keep you smokin' like Cheech and Chong. ♪
Let it be something that he is involved in,
不管他做什么 我都得做他最大的拉拉队长
and I'd better be the biggest cheerleader. He's a huge baby.
他永远长不大
Yeah, I hear you with your fine ass, but pass the blunt.
对 我知道 把大麻给我
Damn, you hogging the whole shit.
你一个人全抽完了
I'm sorry.
对不起
I must be buzzed, I'm babbling.
我一定醉了 胡说八道的
You know, you surprised me by getting high.
你居然也抽大麻 真让我吃惊
I'm not that much of a square, Silas.
我没那么乖 在高中时代曾试过一次
I did do it once in high school.
好吧
What about you?
你呢？我知道每个人都有秘密
We all have secrets.
Well, if you act right,
如果你表现得不错 说不定哪天会说给你听
I might just let you in my head one day.
Whatever.
好吧
But I ain't saying shit on the first date.
不过第一次约会我什么也不会说
Who said this was a date?
谁说这是约会的？
You smoked my weed, didn't you?
你抽了我的大麻 不是吗？ 我们差点接吻了 不是吗？
And we almost kissed, didn't we?
- We did not. - Yes, we did.
-我们没有 -有
- We did not. - Here, hit this.
-没有 -来一口
Oh, my bad. Did I spoil the moment?
是我那不听话的手闯祸了吗？
I can't help it, though. Them shits was talking to me.
-我控制不住 诱惑太大了 -你明知为什么
You know what?
天啊 你看那么丰满的乳房
Look at them things. Turn the headlights off.
让我告诉你 我血液中流的是皮条客的血
I'm gonna tell you something. This pimpin' that I got in my blood,
it came from a family trait.
这可是家族的遗传
My grandaddy was a pimp.
我祖父是皮条客
My great-great-great grandaddy was a pimp.
我的曾…祖父是皮条客
I'm talking about pimpin' been since pimpin'
我所谓的皮条客
since been pimpin'.
是一代传一代
- It's in your bloodline. - It's in my blood.
它就在你血液里面 而你就不一样了
- And you will never be that. - Wh-- what?
为什么？
Because you was born, all the people
因为你是生在皮条客助手的家里
in your family were assistant pimps.
Assistant pimp? I never did tell you that.
我从来不否认你是皮条客
I thought you was the one the Lord chose.
我认定你是上帝选出来的
If it had not been for the Lord,
如果不是上帝
I wouldn't have not
就不会有妞儿上门
had a bitch come into my life.
- Not now, never? - Not a now, notha bitch.
-没有… -一个妞儿也没有
Nobody say that now, nothing like you say that now notha.
没人能说“妞儿没”说得比你还好
Not a now, notha bitch.
现在一个妞儿也没有
And I still don't know what that shit means,
我仍旧不知道那是什么意思 不过听起来真过瘾
but it sound good.
Now notha means,
“妞儿没”就是一个妞儿也没有
"don't get a now nothin'."
- A now nothin'. - Nothin' outta them.
-妞儿没 -妞儿没 没妞儿
Man, shut the fuck up and drive this mother--
你给我闭嘴 专心开车
I apologize, Father.
♪ Y'all gonna make me lose my mind ♪
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪
♪ Y'all gonna make me go all out ♪
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪
♪ Y'all gonna make me act a fool ♪
♪ Up in here, up in here ♪
♪ Y'all gonna make me lose my cool ♪
Raging party with open beer cans in hallway.
这是个狂热的舞会 并且在走廊上供应啤酒
What's this?
这是什么？
Sterilize hands tonight.
今晚要用抗菌霜消毒双手无数次
Sterilize hands tonight with anti-bacterial cream many times.
What do we have here?
这里有什么？
Nothing.
什么也没有
Ah-ha!
Multi-socket extension cubes.
多插座延长线
This is against campus fire code,
违反学校消防法规第1743条
section 1743:
"Thou shall not allow multi-socket extension cubes
“宿舍内禁止接驳多插座延长线”
use in dorm rooms.
The extension cords themselves are intertwined
延长线本身纠缠在一起
in the most flammable of ways,
最容易燃烧
and are producing an immense amount of heat.
而且会产生高热
It could cause an ignition at any point--"
随时能着火
♪ I smack him with my dick and the mic ♪
♪ Y'all niggaz is characters, not even good actors ♪
♪ What's gonna be the outcome? Let's add up all the factors ♪
♪ You wack, you're twisted, your girl's a ho ♪
♪ You're broke, the kid ain't yours... ♪
I'll be damned. What is that?
我的运气真不错 那是什么？
It's--
是婴儿
this a baby.
( mimics cry )
This ain't no damn baby.
这才不是婴儿 前面突出来的是什么？
What kind of shit is that hangin' out the back?
I need to get her home. Excuse me.
我得把她送回家 借过
- ( mimicking cry ) - Where you going with that?
-疯子 你到哪儿去？ -咱们走
- Come on. - God damn.
♪ Y'all gonna make me act a fool ♪
♪ Up in here, up in here... ♪
Where them motherfuckin' bitches at?
我们要把这些贱人杀光
Man, it smell like--
在那边
Look at that, look at this little bitty bitch.
Hey, little bitty bitch.
小贱人
You little bitch, you better get up off of me!
你最好下去 我的贱人们呢？
- Where's my bitches? - ( knocking )
Yo, what's up, homie?
-怎么回事？ -我的贱人们呢？
- Where's my bitches at? - Where're our bitches?
You got the voice down,
小声点 你的衣服不合适
but those outfits no good.
What's wrong with my shit?
我的衣服哪里不对了？
Homie, puh-lease! Your Halloween costume!
拜托 这是万圣节舞会 如果扮的是皮条客 那就是穷皮条客
If you pimp, you broke pimp!
You know you're fucked up, Woody, don't you?
-你知道自己说错话了吧？ -洒到我手掌上
- Come on with it. - Baby powder?
婴儿爽身粉？
你知道他是谁吗？
You changing diapers?
你要换尿布？
( coughing )
( screaming )
What the fuck is all this?
你们在搞什么鬼？
- What you all three bitches want? - Tell 'em, Powder!
你们三个想干什么？
快教训他们
We already got pussy here. Y'all come back later.
我们已经有女人了 你们等会儿再来
我正打算揍你
I'm about to knock you the fuck out.
I'm gonna do the knockin' out. Come on with it.
是我要揍你 来点粉
Where you going?
你到哪儿去？
You got to stay!
你不能走 舞会没有你就不是舞会了
A party ain't a party without you!
You smelly little mother--
整个校园都是大麻的味道
Plus, there's no room in the limo!
再说了 大型豪华轿车没空位
I'll be back for you, man!
我等会儿再回来接你
You ain't gonna need this.
你不需要它了
Cops!
警察来了
Somebody owes me for a night's worth
你们还欠我一夜的嫖妓钱
of flat-back fuckin' up in here!
This is exhilarating. But don't get the wrong idea.
这真叫人兴奋 不过你们别想歪了
Megan and I have never done anything like this before.
我们从没做过这种事
- We're virgins. - Yeah, both of us.
-我们是处女 -对 我们都是
Molly and I are really into Diangelo.
我们很迷歌手迪安格罗 你有他的歌吗？
- Do you have any? - Ain't that a bi--
有没有…当然没有
Hell, no! We ain't got no Diang--
And let me let you know something!
还有你们只能坐在车里 不开车
While in this car, you don't run shit!
- Tell 'em, Powder. - Dick drives this car!
好好教训她们
只有男人才能开车 女人不行
Not pussy!
You think it's funny, bitch?! This is pimpin' here.
你们觉得好玩吗？本人就是拉皮条的
I've been on "Wheel Of Fortune,"
我曾参加过《幸运轮》 《猜价钱》
"Price Is Right--" it's funny?
来 给我白粉
- Come on with it. - Oh, boy.
你们快把老大气死了
Y'all rather piss off barracuda than piss off Powder.
Oh, it's funny. Keep on laughing.
很好 继续笑 脸过来
Bring your face over here.
Pay that shit!
怎么样？
Wow.
Ooh.
JAMAL: Man, come on. You act like I took it.
别这样 我真的没拿 我们再去弄一棵
- We'll just get some more. - Ain't no more.
不行 艾弗力的骨灰全在那盆里
All of Ivory's ashes was in just that plant.
Now, come on, let's go see
我们先看看这猪头院长要干什么
what this Dean Stick-Up-His-Ass wants.
他恐怕是要教训我们开的狂野舞会
He probably gonna curse us out about that wild-ass party.
Man, that party was not that wild.
其实没那么狂吧
Yeah, it did get a little out of hand.
-是有点失控 -你知道我的意思吧？
Know what I'm saying?
Sex novelties, obscenity,
性交 猥亵 斗殴
fighting, indecent exposure,
有伤风化的裸露
rock bands without a permit.
摇滚乐团
全都没有许可证
Welcome, gentlemen, to academic probation.
两位 你们被学校判处缓刑
Damn, who gonna be our O.O.?
谁是我们的缓刑官？
How charmingly ghetto.
真幽默
You're dismissed.
你们可以走了
We ain't got no Ivory,
没有了艾弗力
we're about to get kicked the fuck out of here,
我们很快就会被他们踢出去
and what the fuck are you doing?
你在做什么？
I'm working on my truth serum.
我在研究吐露真情的药
Why you got to sound all belligerent about my shit?
你怎么老是对我恶言相向？
- "Belligerent"? - Yeah, belligerent.
-恶言相向？ -对 恶言相向
As in abusive or truculent.
就是辱骂或凶狠的意思
You keep on using them big-ass Harvard words
你少跟我说那些哈佛高大上词汇
and your ghetto pass is gonna get revoked.
我们的通行证即将被撤销
Why don't you go pick up a book or something?
那你为什么不去念书？
If I get this shit right,
我如果研究成功 植物学就能拿A
I'll get an "A" in botany class.
- Ah, motherfucker. - When I was 12,
少作梦了
当我12岁的时候
I used to love watching my dogs hump.
我喜欢看狗性交
We used to have a good time.
我们都看得很过瘾
( gurgling )
Aaah!
God, this shit is nasty.
这家伙爆发了
Aaah!
- What the fuck is that? - ( burps )
那是什么玩意？
I'm going to have to tweak this shit a little.
我还得再做点改进
Me hungry.
我饿了
I say we burn them books, go to that graveyard,
我建议别浪费时间念书
到墓地去找个聪明家伙的骸骨 烧成灰抽起来
find us a smart dead guy,
and smoke his skeleton ass.
We sit down, blaze up,
我们坐下来抽上大麻
hit the books for a few hours a day,
每天看几小时的书
we got this.
一定没问题
I'm telling you, we don't need no smart dead guy.
告诉你 我们不需要聪明的死人
Woo hoo hoo hoo.
That's what I'm talking about.
这就是我需要的
Light that shit up.
快点起来
Hit them books, toonie.
开始看书吧
( coughs )
( rap music playing )
( screaming )
别…
这是我们的期中考成绩？
JAMAL: These are our midterms?
你看 全是F
See what I'm saying? All F's, son.
We are fucked. Fucked fucked fucked fucked!
我们玩完了
How did I fail women's studies?
女性研究课程怎么也不及格？
I love bitches!
我那么爱她们
What are we doing?
我们在做什么？
Looking for a smart dead guy.
找聪明的死人
Well, guys. Hey! This guy'll do.
伙计们
这家伙应该可以 他以前是美国总统
He's a President.
（约翰昆西亚当斯）
Yeah, he should know all the fucking answers.
对 他应该知道所有的答案
Answers? What are you talking about?
答案？你们在说什么？
Oh, no, no, no, no! Wait, no, no!
不行 你们不能挖别人的坟 太恶心了
You can't dig up somebody's grave! That's disgusting!
You guys don't think there's anything wrong with this?
你们不觉得自己做错了吗？
Huh?
You guys are fucked up! What are you gonna do with this now?
你们脑袋有问题 要这东西干什么？
- ( screams ) - What the fuck is this shit?
见鬼
- ( gagging, coughing ) - Oh God.
天 你别像小孩一样
Stop acting like a little bitch. Get the body.
你来拿尸体
- Shit. - ( gagging )
What the fuck are you doing?
你在做什么？
Get the body, man.
把尸体拿起来
JAMAL: You should have some more respect for an ex-President.
你应该尊敬前总统才对
Asshole.
SILAS: Come on, put this shit on your back.
过来 背着这东西
JEFF: Oh God, no.
我才不要
SILAS: Shut up before I slap the shit out of you!
快走 不然就要你吃巴掌
Come on, come on, come on.
来
Oh my God, it's so--
这真好吃
Fly! ( chuckles )
飞
Go fly!
Yo, Silas! What's up, dog?
赛拉斯 你好吗？
- ( screams ) - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
你是谁？
Who are you? Can you see me?
你看得到我吗？
- Relax! Relax! - It's not opening. Open window!
-别紧张… -开窗户
Yo, what the fuck are we gonna do now?
我们现在该怎么办？
Fuck you think we gonna do?
你问我要怎么办？
我们先抽他的骨灰 然后问他问题
We gonna smoke his ass, then we gonna start asking questions.
Wait a minute.
等一下 你不是应该先把骨灰放在土里
Didn't you put the ashes in the soil
before you grew the plant?
然后培养成大麻树吗？
We ain't got no time for that shit.
没时间 要先把他磨碎 去拿手臂
We got to grind him now. Get this on.
No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
等等…
- ( Jeff whimpers ) - This is a President, man.
这个是前任美国总统 我们到底在做什么？
What the fuck are we doing?
You want to stay in Harvard or what?
想留在哈佛吗？
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I need money, did you check him for any jewelry
“我要钱” 你有没有先检查 珠宝 金钱之类的东西
or money on him or anything?
Fuck all that! I'm cutting this arm now!
不管了 我先把手臂切断
- ( all screaming ) - Son of a-- shit!
( gags )
Get the arm! Get the arm, man!
拿着手臂
Y'all calm down! We got this!
镇静点 手臂已经拿到了
- Calm down! - JEFF: This is insane.
太疯狂了
- ( screaming, whimpering ) - Ohh, shit!
天啊
- ( sobbing ) - You is a nasty motherfucker!
你实在让人作呕
( screaming )
( groans )
( whimpering ) I can't smoke a finger.
我不能抽手指头
( coughs, gags )
This shit's not working.
这东西没用
Hey, what up, bro's?
你们好吗？
I didn't know that you guys were gonna be here!
我不知道你们会在这里
I saved your plant.
我救了你们的大麻树
What did you do to it?
怎么搞成这样？这是株特殊的大麻树
This is a special plant.
I know. ( chuckles )
我知道
你偷了我们的树
- You stole our plant! - Damn right he stole your plant.
没错 就是他偷的
Yo, Silas, this idiot smoked up all the plant!
赛拉斯 这家伙把叶子都抽光了
You're gonna have to study on your own.
你们得自己念书了
Damn, they can't hear me or see me.
糟糕 他们听不见 也看不见 你告诉他们
- Tell 'em! - S-S-Someone else was breaking in here.
因为有人偷跑进这里
So I caught them. Maybe you can give me a reward, right?
我抓到了他们 为了奖励我 最好多给我几株这种树
- Like more of the plant? - We ain't got no more goddamn plant!
这是唯一的一棵 没有了
Hoggin' all the good shit, huh? That's fine.
想把好东西占为己有？ 好 艾弗力 我们走
( blows raspberry ) Let's go, Ivory!
- Wait, Ivory here? - Yeah, maybe.
等等 艾弗力在这里？
也许
- IVORY: Repeat after me. - Repeat after me.
跟着我说…
- Yo, dog! - Yo, zog!
-老哥 -老葛
- Dog! - Zog!
-老哥 -老葛
笨蛋…
- You idiot! - You idiot!
- Shit, I'm disappearing. - Shit, I'm disappearing.
该死 我快消失了…
- What? - What?
什么…
- What? - What? - What?
SILAS: This reminds me of my lab back at the crib.
这让我想起以前的克难实验室
I have some of this same stuff.
有些东西和我用的一样
- How'd you get that? - I stole it.
你是怎么弄来的？
-偷的 -把那些放在那边的墙上
Why don't you just place them on the wall there?
看看你们
Well, well, well.
Never thought I'd find you two ghetto asses up in here studying.
没想到会在这里 看到你们这两个黑人混蛋在学习
Ghetto asses?
黑人混蛋？
Oh, did I say that?
我是那样说的吗？
It must be the effects of the brownies you sent me.
那一定是 你给我的布郎尼蛋糕作祟
They must still be in my system.
它仍留在我的身体里
Lauren, how's the project coming?
罗兰 研究做得如何？
Fine. As a matter of fact,
很好 其实我现在就该去看一下
I'm going to check on that right now. You know, I got to go.
我得走了
( whispering ) No, no, no, no, no.
Yo, Dean, why you got to be a hater?
院长
为什么你会充满了恨？
Oh, yes, I'm a hater.
我是充满了恨
I hate pot-smoking punks that think everything
我恨那些抽大麻的人
以为这是个不劳而获的世界
should just be given to them.
You two are an absolute disgrace to this university.
你们俩是这所学校的耻辱
Yo, Dean, man. What are those?
院长 你手里拿的是什么？
Oh, these?
这是校友庆祝会的邀请函
These are invitations to the alumni celebration
in which the Vice President will be attending.
到时候副总统会参加
And Lauren will be unveiling
还有罗兰将会为 她的富兰克林实验接幕
her Benjamin Franklin experiment.
- Ah. - Certain students will be invited.
只有特定的学生才能参加 也就是期末考及格的
Those that pass their finals.
- For real? - But you won't pass your finals.
-真的？ -可惜你们不会及格的
You'll fail, and then I'll have you out of my hair
你们会不及格 然后我就能把你们赶出哈佛
and out of Harvard.
( chuckles ) Happy studying, gentlemen.
努力学习吧
Fuck!
见鬼
I'm trying to do my thing. It's pimpin' over here, baby.
好说歹说我也是个拉皮条的
Baby Powder, when you gonna pay us our money?
那你什么时候付我们钱？
- I got a $25 money order-- - $25?
我这里有25块的汇票
-25块？ -汇票？
- Money order? - That you bitches can split.
你们两个贱人可以平分
BOTH: Who you calling a bitch, bitch?
你叫谁贱人？
- Come on with it. - I got ya.
-给我白粉 -来
Oh! If it ain't Ricepuff Daddy.
这不是“吹牛老爹”吗？
No, no, Powder, that's Run-MSG.
不 那是“嫩鸡”
Hey, what you listening to, brother?
你在听什么？
- Wu-Tang. - Wu-Tang.
武当合唱团
武当…我带来了痛苦
♪ Wu-Tang, I came to bring the pain... ♪
( both singing )
-头脑有严重的问题 -钱 所有的钱
I-- we don't listen to that Chinese shit!
我们才不听中国的东西 我们是这样跳的
- We do this little trip. - This what we do.
你根本不会跳舞
- You guys! - Show 'em, Powder!
- Powder, you a genius. - You need to sit down.
你最好坐下来
I'm gonna round them almond eyes of yours out!
我要把你们打出黑眼圈来 知道吗？
- You understand me pimpin'? - Hold on, Powder.
等一下 你别“发火”
Let's not get ig'nant. Maybe he just came here to pay our money.
女士们来这里 咱们去赚钱
- No, I come for your girls. ( snaps bras ) - Wooo!
其实 我是来找你们的女孩的
You're gonna come back and give me them two duck sauces your mama--
其实 你会替我带烤鸭酱回来
- You can't hold me back! - Go Tuan!
Let me get my stinkin' blade out.
让我把刀拿出来
Let me get my blade out. I'm gonna--
( karate yell )
- Ooh, shit! - Come on, bee-atch.
见鬼
-来 -那是春卷 不是烤鸭酱
Man, it was two egg rolls. It wasn't the duck sauce.
- ( car alarm ringing ) - Oooh! Ow!
Who the bitch now, bitch?
-这回谁是贱人？ -贱人
Bee-atch!
I need to slap my goddamn self for that.
我得扇自己的耳光
Pimps go through this kind of shit from time to time.
拉皮条时常常会经历这种事的
( chuckling )
( phone rings )
Yes, Dean Cain here.
这是凯恩院长
Yes, I did receive them. As a matter of fact,
是的 我收到了
I was just going over Silas and Jamal's grades,
我正在看赛拉斯和贾马尔的成绩
他们全是F
and I see they're all F's.
Yes, I agree.
是的 我同意
Very sad. Very sad, indeed.
很可惜 的确可惜
Yes. Well,
是的 以后再聊
I'll speak to you later. Bye bye.
再见
Yes! Yes! Yes!
太棒了…
TUAN: Hey!
Dean Cain expects us off campus by Monday.
凯恩院长要我们星期一离开
It went that bad in botany class?
你怎么会连植物学都没考过？
Kid lost about 15 pounds of fluid.
那家伙失了近14公斤的体液
And that was just from the mouth.
那还只是吐出来的
And I'm still below a 2.0.
我的绩点仍在2.0以下
We gonna get kicked the fuck out this school.
我们就要被学校踢出去了
也许我能再当你的经理
Maybe I can go back to being your manager,
而你再回去跳脱衣舞
and you strip at that club again like you used to.
( chuckles )
不 我们不能放弃
No, you can't give up! You can't let the dean win.
你们不能让院长赢
Did Commander Riker give up when the Borg infiltrated the Starship Enterprise
你们还记得吗？当博格人入侵时 瑞克指挥官放弃了星舰企业号
and Captain Picard came back all half-robot?
而毕凯舰长变成半人半机器回来了
The Borgs? They're here!
博格人？他们来了
Oh, God! Run for your lives!
天啊 快逃命去
( Gerald screams, falls )
-我的意思是你们俩… -你最好把嘴闭上
- The point is-- - My point is shut the fuck up.
It's over.
结束了
And we outta here. Washing my hands.
我们就要滚蛋了 我去洗手
Silas, man, you can't give up.
赛拉斯 你不可以放弃
If you get this botany grade changed, they have to keep you.
你如果能在植物学上得到高分 他们就不能赶你走
Yeah. My-- my truth serum.
-对 我那吐真药 -对
- Yeah. - I got to fix it.
-我得改良一下 -没错
- That's right. - Yo!
Here's your coffee.
你的咖啡
（吐真药 大麻 不会恶心）
SILAS: Nausea.
恶心
( chuckles )
Ah, Bart, nice to see you.
巴特 很高兴看到你
Listen, I think I have a solution
你那小小的麻烦 我已经有了解决的办法
to your little problem.
Oh, no. I already got the prescription filled.
没关系 我已经买好药了
Zing! ( chuckles softly )
Not that problem.
不是那个毛病 我是说那两个家伙
I'm talking about the boys.
Those rejects have been rejected.
他们已经被踢出去了
Yo, Dean Cain! Look who's back.
凯恩院长 看谁回来了
Holler.
是我们
-院长 你看是谁回来了 -真让人激动
PHIL: Dean, what a surprise. Look who's here.
- How exciting. - Guys we weren't expecting you,
虽然没想到你们会来 不过你们来得正是时候
but you're right on time.
咱们去见见下一任呼声最高的领袖
Let's go meet the next likely leader of the free world.
What are you two doing here?
你们俩到这里干什么？
Couldn't have my future ex-wife
我怎能不陪我的未来前妻 来参加这么盛大的盛会？
show up to some bigwig event
without her daddy on her arms.
来跟老爸挽着手臂
- Ain't that right, baby? - Right, Daddy.
宝贝 你说对不对？
对 老爸
Old friends, fellow alums,
各位老友 各位校友
it's wonderful being back here at Harvard.
很高兴能到哈佛大学
And I get to see my beautiful daughter.
来看我美丽的女儿
- Hi, honey. - Hi, Daddy.
-你好 -你好 老爸
Daddy? This is Jamal.
老爸 这是贾马尔 贾马尔 这是我爸爸
- Jamal, this is my dad. - Ah-ha. Hello, Jamal.
-你好 贾马尔 -总统先生
Mr. President. And I call you Mr. President
我之所以称你为总统先生 是因为我知道你一定能当选
'cause I know you gonna rock this election.
I hope you're right, son. Uh-oh. Camera.
希望你是对的 来拍照
All right, Ivory, this is the last of you.
艾弗力 这是最后一份了 你可要大显身手一番
Do your stuff.
- Ah! - Oh, hey, Professor.
教授 你好吗？
- What's going on? - Nice to see you again.
-很高兴见到你 -教授
Listen, tonight I got a feeling you're gonna see my experiment work.
今晚你会看到我的实验成果
I hope we don't have to pass out any barf bags.
希望不用分给大家呕吐袋
Don't even worry about that.
别担心 我找到了关键性的草药
See, I found my secret ingredient.
By adding a little bit of chro-- cannibis,
只要加上一点大麻
I was able to counteract the nausea.
就不会恶心了
I'm proud of you.
我为你感到骄傲
Thank you, Professor. Thank you, man.
谢谢你 教授
- I actually feel wonderful. - Isn't he great, Daddy?
-我感觉极好 -老爸 他是不是很棒？
BOTH: Yeah. He's great.
是…
他是很棒…
( laughing )
Ow!
Secret Service!
服务真好
Hey, Jamie, here's your dad after a frat party!
洁美 你父亲 参加兄弟会派对后就是这样子
We don't want the dean to get his panties in a bunch!
我们不想被院长抓到
- Carl, it's all right. - He might want a spanking!
-否则他可能会揍我们一顿 -坐下来
Sit down.
JAMAL: Wait a minute.
等等 你们怎么能在这里亲热？
I know y'all ain't playing grab-ass
while I'm entertaining my future vanilla villa father are ya?
而我却得千方百计 讨好我未来的白人岳父
- Yeah! Oh, yeah! - Mm-hm. Yeah?
-爽 -是吗？
Man, look. The serum working. They high, dog! Look!
你看 吐真药真有用
Hey, man, look. I got something to tell you.
有些事我得告诉你 我有时会偷你的大麻
Man, I've been pinching your weed off.
- What you telling me for? - Damn! I don't know.
-你为什么告诉我？ -该死
不知道 可能是因为吐真药吧
I guess it's that new serum, man. I'm sorry, man.
-对不起 -没关系 你别担心
- That's okay. Don't worry about it. - It ain't all right.
怎么会没关系？
I been taking your CDs, I been using your weed pipes,
我还拿过你的光盘 用过你的烟管
- I even been looking at Lauren's ass. - Whoa!
而且还看过几次罗兰的屁股
She's fine! And if she gave me the chance,
她真美
如果她给我机会 那我一定会让她爽死
I would wax that ass till she showed me what she wa--
Whoa, whoa, bro.
停
Jamal, I will take that as a compliment.
贾马尔 我当你是在夸奖我
( mutters )
Thank you.
谢谢你
We all know that Harvard has been honored to host
我们都知道 这次哈佛大学很荣幸
some of Benjamin Franklin's artifacts,
能主办富兰克林的工艺品展
which I personally found.
也是我个人发现的
Like this cannon-like article back here.
例如这个大炮状的物品
Now later, you can take note
等一下你们也会看到脚动汽化器
of the foot-operated carburetor,
the reservoir, and the top-loading bud bowl.
贮水池和掀盖式发芽盆
Ladies and gentlemen,
女士们 先生们
Harvard is now the proud owner
哈佛大学骄傲地献给大家
of America's first...bong.
美国第一个大麻烟管
( gasping )
DEAN CAIN: A bong?!
大麻烟管？
太…太过份了
This is outrageous!
如果富兰克林在这里的话
If Benjamin Franklin were here today,
he would deny and denounce
他一定会否认 并谴责这种所谓的发现
any claim to these so-called findings!
I'm gonna have to disagree on that.
我完全不同意
Yo, Ben, tell this fool. Is that a bong or what?
老富 告诉这些笨蛋 这是不是大麻烟管？
Yup, it's the liberty bong.
没错 这是自由大麻烟管
Light that shit.
点燃它
BOTH: Smoke that shit. Pass that shit.
抽一口 传过去…
- You got to come to this party, Ben. - You got a party?
你一定得来参加这个舞会
-我来 -来 抽一口
Hey, man. Hey.
- Come on, man, smoke. - Gerald!
混蛋
Oh, yeah.
爽呆了
( crowd laughing )
- This is insane! - ( laughing )
太荒唐了
What are you all laughing at?!
你们在笑什么？
Dean, I have had it with your uptight,
我受够你了
self-serving, over-opinionated ass!
你是个易怒 自私 顽固的人
- JAMAL: Get him! - In short, you are fired!
简单地说 你被开除了
( gasps )
Oh, hit the bricks, dog!
来点音乐
♪ Get down with my girlfriend ♪
♪ That ain't right ♪
ALL: ♪ The big payback ♪
讨回公道
♪ Hollerin', cussin' ♪
♪ You wanna fight? ♪
- Silas! - Jamal!
-赛拉斯 -贾马尔
Yo, dog, man. Look like you did it, dog.
老哥
看来你成功了 你发明出了新药
You got a new serum, man.
并将成为草药科学家
You gonna be an herbal scientist, my brother.
- Me and you turned this place upside down, didn't we? - Did we!
咱们俩把这里搞得天翻地覆 对不对？
那当然
Amazing what two brothers from the PJ's
想想看只要我们能抓住机会 不管多小都能闯出一番事业来
could do with just a little bit of opportunity.
Word.
是的
- Holler at ya, dog. - I will.
-替我问候你的朋友 -我会的
- Whoo! - ( woman screaming )
- ( yelling ) - Oh, Secret Service!
Wh-wh-whoa! Dean, Dean, ease up on the black-on-black crime.
院长…你别犯下这种黑对黑的罪行
( yelling )
Oh! This motherfucker done messed up my shit!
这个混蛋把我的衣服弄破了
Back up, nigga! You better give me three feet!
黑鬼 退后1米
Give me three feet!
距离我1米
Whoa!
( groans )
Hey, get up.
起来
好酷
Oh, cool.
- Take him away, boys. - Take your hands off of me!
把他带走
拿开你的手 你们知道我是谁吗？
Do you realize who I am? What are you looking at?!
看什么？
I need money! You talked!
我要钱 你居然能说话了？
Why yes, Jamal.
对 贾马尔 我也很震惊
It is somewhat of a surprise to me, also.
Lord, it's a gift! It's a gift from above!
这是礼物 是上帝赐的
Make you float like a dove!
让福音传播出去
Make you scream like Michael in a rhinestone glove!
就像迈克尔杰克逊的尖叫一样
Lord, Lord, Lord.
上帝…
BOTH: Popcorn player.
火爆浪子
( coughs )
I didn't inhale! Whoo-hoo!
我没有吸进去
God, this is the wildest time I've ever had.
我从没这么疯狂过
( laughing )
Then you won't mind that I'm
你不在乎我上你女儿吧？
banging your daughter on the regular?
一点也不在乎
No, no, not at all!
Good, 'cause Jamal's gonna be my baby daddy.
贾马尔要做我孩子的老爸
VICE PRESIDENT: Ah.
- Son, welcome to the family. - Daddy.
-孩子 欢迎加入我们的家庭 -老爸
Silas, your experiment was a success.
赛拉斯 你的实验很成功
Your serum worked,
吐真药真的有用 所以我会给你A
and you're going to get an "A" in my course.
- Ohh...Professor! - So that means I get to stay?
那么说 我能留下来了？
当然 你想留多久都行
You betcha! You can stay as long as it takes you to graduate.
I don't care. Right, ladies?
我不在乎 对不对？女士们
- BOTH WOMEN: Mm-hm. - Shall we, ladies?
咱们走吧
BART: Hey, down here! This is not happening!
我在下面 怎么会这样？
Lauren, you are coming with me!
罗兰 你和我一起走
Honey, you have never satisfied me.
亲爱的…
你一直不能满足我
Huh?
Silas?
赛拉斯
But I can.
但是我能
Now the day you lay off is the day you pay off.
失业就是转机
We come in here to get our old bitches,
我们来这里找原来的贱人 如果她们不在
but if they ain't in here,
we gonna get them intellect bitches
就去找那些聪明的女人 然再开一家新的
and start our own new stable. You feel me?
反正只要是妓院就行
Just keep it pimp-alicious, though, baby.
Powder, what are you doing here?
-你在这里做什么？ -那你在这里做什么？
What are you doing in here, Phil?!
I've been rolling this joint for 20 years.
我在这里做了20年的校长
But if these people knew I was using
如果他们知道我在用你的嫖妓专线
your Dial-A-Ho service, they might not understand.
一定会群起而攻之
You are one of my biggest customers. You like them hand jobs.
你是我最大的客户
你喜欢她们的手上工夫
Fat bitches pissing on you all the time!
- I like the ladies. - Lickin' poodle feets.
-我喜欢女人 -你还喜欢舔她们的脚
Let's stop it right there. Have you ever been to college?
拜托别说了 你上过大学吗？
Yeah, two years. Pussyology.
上过 两年的性爱学
Academia. I like it. Give me a call next week.
是学术界的人士 我喜欢 下个礼拜给我个电话
I think we can work something out.
我替你安排一下
Today's class is called Pimpology I and II.
今天的课是拉皮条学一和二
I'm one, that's two.
我是一 他是二 如果考不及格
That's what your ass will be
if you don't pass this class.
你们就会像他一样
It got to come out right!
要说得正确
If it don't come out right you ain't gonna get to pimp tonight!
如果不正确 今晚就别想做皮条客
- Where my bitches? - Where my bitches?
我的贱人呢…
Come on with it,
把白粉倒出来
and let it fly!
让它飞出去
Not yourselves! Shit!
别打自己
真笨
That was deep. That was deep.
太有造诣了
And B-cam roll. B marker.
-十 A摄影机开始摄影 -打板
Cut!
卡
And another thing. I forgot my motherfuckin' line!
我又忘词了
Yo, stop doing that shit. You can't be laughing at me.
你别耍宝
你不能笑我
Fuck my close-up up, nigger.
把我的特写搞砸了
They know we stole ( laughs ) the statue.
他们知道我们偷…偷什么？
I knew it! ( laughing ) You guys and your lies!
我就知道 你们老忘词
- SILAS: Can I get some pussy? - Sure. Come on in.
-我能找女人吗？ -当然可以 请进来
I told you we shoulda went to UCLA.
我早就告诉你 我们该去洛杉矶加州大学
I'm about to go stick my dick in a thermos or something.
不管了 我要把老二放在温水瓶里
( laughs )
Puffs for purgatory. For everybody. Line 'em up.
每个人来说暂时的苦难 大家排好队
- Puffs for purgatory, baby. - Puffs for purgatory.
-宝贝 暂时的苦难 -暂时的苦难
Puffs for purgatory!
我们不再见面
--see each other no more. I mean, the fuckin' around,
我是说做爱…
the s-- Ah, shit! ( laughs )
烫死我了
( sneezes )
I pledge allegiance to the pimp,
我发誓忠于
the United Pimps of America.
皮条客合众国
SILAS: Come on, you fuckers! Call action!
快点 快喊开始
- Uh-oh. - I don't give a fuck if it breaks.
破了我也不管
You hear me? God damn it!
你听到了吗？混蛋
Turn that goddamn water off!
把水关掉
Cut, cut, cut.
停…
- Cut. - Cut.
- Cut! - Cut.
Cu-ut!
- The movie's over. - Why are you guys still in your seat?
-电影已经结束了 回家吧 -你们怎么不站起来呢？
- Go home! - Why don't y'all want to leave?
你们都不想离开吗？
♪ I-- I get so high... ♪
Yo ladies and gentlemen,
we got Toni Braxton up in the house.
♪ So high that I can kiss the sky, bitch ♪
- ♪ I get so high... ♪ - We live up in here, y'all.
♪ How high, motherfuckers, how high? ♪
- ♪ High ♪ - ♪ Let's get ♪
♪ Yo, Tical shittin' again spit in the wind ♪
♪ Load they guns clip in the end ♪
♪ None sicker than him, yes indeed ♪
♪ I'm ill as any STDs or sex disease ♪
♪ These dirty rats want extra cheese ♪
♪ On that piece of the pie now ask me how high ♪
♪ Until ya reach for the sky blame the crooked letter "I" ♪
♪ That's my home, 23s wrapped in chrome ♪
♪ Not only snap on y'all niggers ♪
♪ But I'll snap them bones slap your dome ♪
♪ Make you leave that crack alone ♪
♪ You got the key to the city but the latch is on ♪
♪ I gots it locked bringing the noise, bringing the funk ♪
♪ Doctor Spock bringing my boys bringing you lungs ♪
♪ Pop the Glock, but only if you feel this shit ♪
♪ Jack the Ripper, don't make me have to kill this bitch ♪
♪ Back to get-cha, put it in check, that's the mista ♪
♪ Meth with his wood on your neck shut your lips up ♪
♪ I-- I get so high ♪
♪ Smoke cheeba cheeba smoke cheeba cheeba ♪
♪ I can touch the sky ♪
♪ So high that I could kiss the sky ♪
♪ I-- I get so high ♪
♪ Brick city to the crooked letter "I" ♪
- ♪ High ♪ - ♪ Let's get ♪
- ♪ High ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪
♪ You can call on the man when the party is borin' ♪
♪ I'll have these hos strippin' till it's part of the mornin' ♪
♪ I love a fat chick with a body enormous ♪
♪ It ain't about the weight it's how they performin' ♪
♪ My dash is 180, my weed half a pound ♪
♪ With the smoke in the air my nose like basset hounds ♪
♪ I don't stash the draw nigger divide ♪
♪ I'm that nigger that ride with the trigger to get a supply ♪
♪ High is how I stay all the time ♪
♪ Niggers, close your doors, bitches, shut all your blinds ♪
♪ If I'm hard to find take two puffs and pass ♪
♪ I'd stay back but my Benz moved up a class ♪
♪ It's dock and meth the format is real sickenin' ♪
♪ Contagious, we out for Mr. Bigg's women ♪
♪ You better shut your trap when my dog's around ♪
♪ We pissin' on fire hydrants so walk around, bitch! ♪
♪ I-- I get so high ♪
♪ Smoke cheeba cheeba smoke cheeba cheeba ♪
♪ I can touch the sky ♪
♪ Yeah, so high till I reach the sky ♪
♪ I-- I get so high ♪
♪ Brick city and the crooked letter "I" ♪
- ♪ High ♪ - ♪ Let's get ♪
♪ Mr. Method Man putting in work, foot in the dirt ♪
♪ Like it's all good roll through your hood ♪
♪ Pushing a hearse I wish y'all would ♪
♪ Come around like Clint Eastwood ♪
♪ As if you're reppin' your hood in my necks of the woods ♪
♪ Street guerillas in the PJ's ♪
♪ Grimy bitch, I wear the same shit for three days ♪
♪ Find me lit blunt sparks like Felipe ♪
♪ Fuck the he-say, the she-say, adjust the mic-phone plus the DJ ♪
♪ Call me the bob backlin ♪
♪ I break backs on hos that look like Toni Braxton ♪
♪ Come run with these bony masked men ♪
♪ I'm out the gutter I'm out to send
♪ Your mother out for rubbers we fuckin' tonight ♪
♪ Bitches want to crowd around I'm cuppin' the mic ♪
♪ I'm a gorilla, leave a banana stuck in your pipe ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a real block winner with doc in a ♪
♪ Bitch, one of my balls bigger than the Epcot Center ♪
♪ I-- I get so high ♪
♪ I can touch the sky ♪
♪ I-- I get so high ♪
♪ I, I, I. ♪