库珀 游戏厅开门了 Cooper, it's opened!
开门了吗 It's open?
快走 Come on!
肯定会非常不错 It's gonna be awesome!
谢了 Thank you!
嘿 把钱还给我 你个混蛋 Hey, give me back my quarters, you hoser!
妈妈 Mom!
该死 Dammit!
什么 What?
太差劲了 I suck.
往右 山姆 Gee, Sam.
你怎么做到这么厉害的 你之前可从没玩过这个 How are you so good at this? You've never even played it before.
我也不知道 I don't know.
你仔细观察就会发现它们的运行规律 There's a pattern to how they are moving watch.
没发现 你真的太强了 I don't see it, but you sure as hell do.
用原力 用原力 Use the force. Use the force.
嘿 口香糖 Hey, Chewie.
你现在是游戏明星了 You're a superstar.
可以参加世界大赛了 And it's time to show the world.
各选手注意 Attention all contestants.
比赛将在十五分钟后开始 the competition will start in 15 minutes.
你也是 真有趣 You too? That's so funny.
真的吗 Really?
你真是太有魅力了 I think you're pretty darn foxy yourself.
丽莎女神 我会爱你一辈子的 Lady Lisa, I'll love until the end of time.
- 你在和谁说话 - 没有谁 - Who are you talking to? - Nobody!
我们过会再聊 We'll talk later.
你是勒德洛·拉蒙索夫 神奇小子吗 You're Lamonosoff Ludlow, the wonder kid, right?
谁告诉你的 政府吗 Who told you that, the government?
因为我差一点就解开了 Because I'm this close to
百慕大三角的谜团了 figuring out the secret of the Bermuda Triangle.
哇 你没有朋友吧 Wow, you don't have any friends, do you?
只有奶奶 Just my grandmother.
好了 神奇小子 你可以和我们一起玩 Well wonder kid, you can hang out with us.
真的吗 Really?
你们好啊 渣渣们 What's up, misfits and groupies?
他们叫我火焰爆破枪 They call me the Fireblaster!
因为我的手速很快 Because my hands are blazing fast.
总会把对手们一个个烧为灰烬 and also I will blast all my competitors weak ass moves.
你们就是本地的选手吧 You must be the local talent.
看样子我遇到对手了 If this was a fugly contest I would be in trouble.
至少我们没有取名像“火焰爆破枪”一样奇怪的外号 At least we didn't make up our own nicknames, "Fireblaster".
叫什么并不重要 Who cares who came up with it?
重要的是实力 It's totally tubular.
欢迎各位选手来参加第一届 Welcome gamers to the first annual.
世界电子游戏争霸赛 Worldwide Video Arcade Championship!
今天晚上我们很荣幸 Tonight we have representatives
的邀请到了吉尼斯世界记录员 here from The Guinness Book of World Records.
和美国航空 as well as NASA, the
美国国家航空航天局 National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
他们将要把今晚的比赛视频 Who will be videotaping tonight's competition.
以及在1982年 to be included in a
的新闻事件和流行文化做成视频 compilation of 1982 news events and popular culture.
然后放进宇宙航天器里面 That videotape will be placed in a space probe.
通过美国航空航天局发射到太阳系中 which will be launched by NASA into our solar system.
作为与地外生物 with the hope of connecting to,
交流的信息资源 and perhaps providing a message for.
如果他们存在的话 extraterrestrial life, should it exists.
哦 他们真的存在 Oh, it exists.
先生女士们 Ladies and gentleman!
比赛开始 Start Your Gaming!
好了 女士们先生们今晚真是个让人惊喜的夜晚 Alright, ladies and gentlemen what an evening we've had.
我们刷新了六项美国国家级记录 Six new US records set.
三项世界记录 Three new world records set.
并且经过激励的比拼 我们有两位选手打成平局 And, as the smoke clears, right now we have a tie!
吃豆人世界记录最高分256分 259 points for your new Pac-man World Champion:
选手是火焰爆破枪 艾迪·普兰特 The Fireblaster, Eddie Plant!
干的漂亮 火焰爆破枪 Well done, Fireblaster!
另一个259分世界纪录是小蜜蜂 And 259 for the new "Galaga Centipede" Wold Champion !
引起轰动的菜鸟 山姆·布伦纳 rookie sensation, Sam Brenner!
加油山姆 Go Sam!
好了 先生们 让我们看看接下来鹿死谁手呢 Well gentlemen, how about we break this tie?
我们有加试赛 Let's play.
"大金刚" “Donkey Kong”!
祝你好运 兄弟 Good luck, man.
谢谢 看来你很会利用游戏规律 Thanks. You have the patterns down pretty good for these games.
是个很强劲的对手 You're gonna be tough to beat.
看见没 大金刚就是这样 You see, the thing about Donkey Kong is,
关卡越高 油桶出现的就越随机 the barrels become more random, possessed almost.
你的杀手锏毫无用武之地了 Playing by the patterns doesn't the trick anymore.
怎样 布伦纳 Does it, Brenner?
恭喜 Congratulations.
赢得了第二名 On coming in 2nd!
火焰爆破枪是世界冠军 Fireblaster is the world's champ!
这个可怜的乡巴佬 眼泪汪汪的 The local yokel looked me in the eye, and blinks!
他就是个失败者 永远都是 He's a loser, and you will always be a loser.
山姆 Sam!
山姆 山姆 等等 Sam, Sam, wait.
山姆 听着 Sam, listen.
你将来会上麻省理工的 you're gonna go to MIT,
然后发明什么成为百万富翁 and invent something that makes you a millionaire.
也许还会娶奥利威亚·牛顿·约翰 And maybe even marry Olivia Newton John.
其实我喜欢的是萨曼莎·福克斯 I was actually thinking Samantha Fox.
也行 但是她比不上希娜·伊斯顿 Nice, but she's no Sheena Easton.
好吧 Well.
还有麦当娜 there's always Madonna.
那斯嘉丽·约翰逊怎么样 How about Scarlett Johansson?
太性感了 So hot.
虽然赶不上哈利·贝瑞 但是仍然很有味道 Not Halle Berry hot, but so, so, hot.
别忘了还有凯蒂·派瑞 And didn't forget Katy Perry.
我们现在在干嘛呀 都老了 还不安分 What are we doing right now? We're too old. It's gross already.
难怪你老婆那么讨厌你 Plus you're married to a woman who hates you.
她不是讨厌我 只是不了解我 你懂的 Doesn't hate me, she just don't get it, you know.
我们再也回不到十年前那自由的时光了 We don't have the free time to do stuff like we did 10 years ago.
这份工作真是太烦人了 This job is killing me, man.
如果我是你 If I were you.
我一天就工作半天就关掉手机 maybe half an hour a day turn off the cell phone.
不看电子邮件 Shut down the emails,
不去泡吧 多陪陪老婆 put away the Reggie bars, and focus on your wife.
等等 我看看这个 Hold on, I want to see this.
在约瑟夫·尼布小学 at Joseph Knibb Elementary
施行自己提出的儿童阅读行动 School to promote his youth reading initiative.
一起来看看接下来会发生什么 Here's what happened.
“小猫咪跳到了” "Mittens jumped on to the
“桌子上打翻了整碗的汤” table and knocked over the whole bowl of soup.
“皮尔斯夫人生气的说” The Ms. Pickles said gasp."
“生气的” "Gasped."
“房间安静极了” "And the whole room fell silent.
“这真是一场灾” This was cistat.
“这真是” This is cast.
“宅难” Cattastrophic ".
灾难 Catastrophic.
谢谢 我会读 懂吗 I got it sweetheart, okay?
他为什么吼我 Why did he yell at me?
你真刻薄 You're mean!
不准欺负她 Leave her alone!
总统先生居然不识字 The President can't read.
你真该多读读书了老兄 那么简单的字 You gotta learn how to read, buddy. It's as simple as that.
那天我就睡了三小时 好吗 I was on three hours sleep, alright?
- 你的政策让穷人寒心了 - 很高兴见到你 - Your policies hurt the poor! - Nice to see you!
- 你的手上沾满了无辜孩子们的血 -You have the blood of innocent children on your hands!
谢谢你们的支持 Thank you, for your support!
- 因为你我没法上大学 - 裙子真好看 - I can't go to college because of you! - That's a lovely dress!
- 你会毁了我们国家的 - 好 我们一起努力 - You're ruining the country! - We're all in this together, now.
你过得真不容易 You've got a rough life, bud.
- 先生 - 谢谢 - Sir? - Thank you.
但是至少你有事业 But at least you have a life.
听着 布伦纳 你会过的很好的 Look Brenner, you're meant for something more than this.
你只要把你的才干用到一些实践上 You need to channel your genius into something productive.
我是说你以前很会玩游戏 I mean you were incredible in video games back in the day.
但是现在没用了 But that's a useless skill now.
就像一个优秀的铁匠一样 It's like being a great blacksmith.
有点伤人 先生 就像你读的“灾难”一样 That hurt, man. That's "Cattastrophic" You said that.
我会用这个报复你的 I'm going to get you back for that.
总统先生 如果你把所有的图书馆关闭的话 Mr. President, if you take away all the libraries, sir.
那孩子们要怎么看书 how will the children ever learn to read?
铁匠 再见 Blacksmith, over and out!
你好 我来自怪才大队的一位怪才 Hello. I'm a nerd from the Nerd Brigade.
为您提供视听解决方案 Here to nerd out on all your audio and visual needs.
你每次上门服务都会这样说吗 Do you have to say that every time you show up at a house?
如果想赚钱就必须这样说 If I want to get paid, yes.
不觉得尴尬吗 Isn't that kinda demeaning?
如果没人在意的话 Only if someone brings it up.
- 好的 我不会再提的 - 谢谢 - Okay, I won't bring it up then. - Thanks.
进来吧 Come on in.
那么 有什么可以效劳的 So，What am I installing?
一台新的85英寸4K 3D电视 A new 85 inch, 4K 3D TV.
PS4 还有7.1环绕音响 PlayStation 4, 7.1 surround sound speakers.
真的 你们公司的所有产品我可能都买了 Really? If you guys sell it, we probably bought it.
是你的生日礼物吗 Is it your birthday?
不是 我的父母离婚了 No, my parents are getting divorced.
哦 那就相当于10个生日了 Oh, so it's like 10 birthdays.
是的 我爸爸出轨了 Yeah! My dad cheated on my
和一个十九岁的普拉提教练 mom with his 19 year old Pilates instructor.
她叫“瑟娜萌”带着大写“S” Her name is "Sinnamon", with an "S"
听名字就知道她不是什么好鸟 which tells you all you really need to know about her.
那不一定 你有她的照片吗 I'd like to hear a little more. You got any pictures?
开玩笑的 非常抱歉 I'm kidding. I'm sorry to hear that.
我妈妈恨死她了 My mom kinda hates him right now, and.
她说她要发明 she said she's gonna to invent
一种“小三毁灭炸弹” 专门对付像瑟娜萌那样的女人 a "Slut Seeking Missile" To take out "Sinnamon".
好了 马迪 Okay Matty, you don't need
家丑不可外扬 to tell the nice installer man our whole life.
喔 Woe!
不好意思 喔什么 I'm sorry, woe what?
不 只是你 “喔” No, just you"woe".
我 喔 不是很明白 Me, woe. I don't even know what that means.
我是说 当你儿子告诉我 I mean, just when your son told me.
你的丈夫为了一个十九岁的女孩抛弃你 that your husband left you for a 19 year old.
我还以为你是那种 I guess I thought of you were gonna be like one of those.
在高中初次见面很性感 hot women when we first met in high school.
但是后面就不修边幅 but then let herself go
肚子很大 脖子像火鸡 and got a pot belly and turkey neck with a.
皮肤粗糙的女人 with a hairy chin. "
但是 很显然我错了 But, clearly that's not the case. So.
所以 “喔就像是我今天出门 more like "Woe I should have brushed my teeth.
忘记刷牙了一样” before I left my house this morning".
我是说离开我那个狗窝 Or studio apartment if we're getting real here.
你今天早上真的没刷牙吗 Did you really not brush your teeth this morning?
不 我刷了 No, I did.
我觉得我应该开始工作了 I guess I should just start setting this stuff up right now.
开始吧 Go get'em.
德弗罗中校 Colonel Devereux.
你得看看这个 长官 You need to see this, sir.
我们被袭击了 We're under attack.
那是什么鬼东西 What the hell is those things?
所以 你也玩游戏 So, you a gamer?
当然 Yeah.
当我像你这么大的时候玩 I played when I was your age.
玩的好吗 Were you any good?
那些经典游戏我玩得都很好 It was pretty good at some of the classic games.
经典 你是说光晕和使命召唤吗 Classics like Halo and Call of Duty?
不是 是真正的经典 No. The real classics.
守卫者 吃豆人 和小行星 Defender, Pac-Man, Asteroids.
在游戏厅里玩的那种 Games you played in a arcade.
就建在家附近 which was a building outside your house.
你可以和朋友一起 You would got there with your friends,
听着音乐 到处都是漂亮女孩 listen to music. Cute girls everywhere.
那时候人们把这种叫做“社交” In ancient times they called it "Socializing".
你们在说什么 What are you guys talking about?
游戏 Video games.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
范帕顿夫人 Ms. Van Patten.
我已经弄好了 All finished up down there.
我需要你签个字 I need you to sign the work order.
好的 Okay.
范帕顿夫人 你在房间里吗 Ms. Van Pattern, are you in the closet?
是的 Yeah.
无意冒犯 但是你在那里面干嘛 Not judging, but what are you doing in the closet?
我在哭 I'm mostly crying.
还有喝酒 A little drinking.
或者说是边哭边喝酒 Probably equally crying and drinking.
我也经常这样 Something I do often also.
但是为什么在衣帽间呢 But why in the closet?
因为我不想被马迪看到 Because I didn't want Matty to see me.
我进来了 范帕顿夫人 I coming into the closet, Ms. Van Patten.
我开门了 I'll opening the door.
你还好吗 Are you alright?
我坐在壁橱里面 I'm sobbing on the floor of my closet,
并用吸管杯喝着霞多丽 drinking Chardonnay in a sippy cup.
那么我猜我并不好 so I guess not.
我很抱歉 我收回那个问题 I'm sorry. I withdraw the question.
噢 天呐 Oh, my God.
- 你想聊聊吗 - 不 - You want to talk about it? - No.
好吧 Yeah!
好吧 Yeah.
天呐 Oh God.
长官 我们的飞机场 Sir, we're in the midst of
受到不明力量的攻击 an airfield attack by an unidentified force!
激活安全无线电 Activate secure rf!
妈妈 不 Momma no!
我们高中就在一起了 是模范夫妻 We were high school sweethearts. The perfect couple.
知道吗 他是在瀑布下向我求婚的 Do you know he proposed in a waterfall?
- 在该死的瀑布 - 很浪漫 - I mean a fricking waterfall. - Sweet.
但是就在二十分钟前我收到一条信息 But according to a text I got 20 minutes ago.
他要和那个用香料当名字的十九岁女孩结婚 he's marrying a 19 year old named after a spice.
名字甚至都没写对 Not even spelled correctly.
我从没想过 It's just not where I
我会走到这一步 thought I would be at this point in my life.
是啊 我听你孩子说过 Oh God, I hear that.
我本来想和前妻生个小孩的 I was suppose to have a baby with my ex-wife.
但是那个医生本来该帮我们怀上孩子的 But the doctor who was helping us make the baby.
确实让她怀上了 did help us make the baby.
但是不幸的是 我不在房间里 But unfortunately, I wasn't in the room.
也许这样就是最好的结局了 Maybe this really is all for the best.
你什么意思 How do you mean?
你遇到了个渣男 You already married the wrong guy.
现在可以摆脱了 You got the worst part over with.
是的 你也遇到个渣女 True, and you married the wrong girl.
也许那就意味着我们现在遇到了对的人 Maybe it just means we meet the right person now.
对 Yeah.
喔 Woe!
你是想要吻我吗 Are you trying to kiss me?
绝对不是 Absolutely not.
天呐 Oh God.
对不起 我以为我们都情不自禁了 Sorry. I thought we were having a moment.
打住 只有一会儿 We were, a moment.
你也许是个不错的男人 但是我们才见面 You seem like a very nice guy. But I just met you.
好吗 无意冒犯 Okay? And no offense.
但是我从没想过我的新男友是个210磅的家伙 But I didn't think my rebound guy is a 210 lb person
以安装平板显示器为生 that installs flat screens for a living.
首先 我只有208磅 First of all, 208.
还有就是我没想过你这么势利眼 And wow, I didn't peg you as the snobby type.
势利眼 我吗 Snob? Me?
好吧 Okay.
我不是一个势利眼 I am not a snob.
好吧 假如我是个 Okay, let's just say I was a
亿万富翁 我们坐在游艇上 billionaire and we were out on my giant yacht.
航行在地中海 喝着香槟 in the middle of the Mediterranean, sipping champagne,
然后我过去吻你 and I went in to kiss you.
你会让我亲吗 Would you have kissed me back then?
想清楚了再说 势利眼 Hold that thought, snobby.
大人物 Big man!
你现在能赶到白宫吗 Can you get to the White House right now?
十五分钟后到 I'll be there in 15.
真的想和你在呆一会 While I would love to stick around and listen to you lie.
听你怎么狡辩不想和亿万富翁亲热 about not wanting to make out with the yacht guy.
但是我要走了 I have to go.
顺便说一下 我吻技很好的 For the record, I'm an amazing kisser.
我们这些呆子都这样 All us nerds aregive.
因为我们更重视 Because we appreciate it more.
你今早没刷牙吧 You didn't even brush your teeth this morning.
我吃口香糖了 I ate a Tic Tac!
已经晚了 亲爱的 你现在没机会了 Too late, sweetheart. You had your shot and you blew it.
我没跟踪你 I'm not following you!
好吧 不管你说什么 都已经结束了 死心吧 Yeah, whatever you say, stalky. It's over. Deal with it.
喔 她的脾气爆发就用了3.4秒 Woe, she went from zero to psycho in 3.4
新的世界记录啊 seconds. A new world record.
嘿 斯蒂夫 Hey, Steveo.
这有个疯婆子跟踪我 There's a crazy woman following me.
我担保她是去刺杀总统的 I guaranteed she's here to shoot the President.
如果我是你 我就抽出警棍 If I were you, I would break out the billy club.
给她一顿狠揍 说真的 and go full throttle on her. Seriously.
请进 中校 Go right on through, Lieutenant Colonel.
- 你为什么跟踪我 - 天呐 - Why are you folowing me? - Oh, God.
我真不敢相信 他们居然让你进去了 I can't believe they even let you in here.
当然 Right.
范帕顿中校 你可以直接进入战况研究室 Colonel Van Patten, you can go right into the Situation room.
好的 看见没战况研究室需要我 Yeah, see they need me in the Situation room.
所以自个儿一边玩去吧 So have fun doing whatever you're doing.
布伦纳先生 总统正在办公室等你 Mr. Brenner, President is waiting for you in the Oval office.
看起来有人更重要啊 Somebody is more important!
弗雷迪 别让闲杂人等打扰 Freddy, can you keep the riffraff out of here?
哟 怎么了 Yo, what's up?
啊 天呐 你连衣服都没换 Ah, come on. You couldn't at least changed?
他告诉我要飞奔过来的 He told me to rush right over.
出什么事了 为什么外面那么紧张 What's going on man? Why is it so crazy out there?
我们在关岛的空军基地被袭击了 Our air force base in Guam was attacked.
谁干的 By who?
我也不确定 我还想问你呢 I'm not sure. That's what I wanted to ask you.
过来 看看这个 Come here. Check this out.
我 Me?
对 你 快点 Yeah you, come here.
听听这个 Listen to this.
熟悉这个声音吗 Does that sound familiar to you?
是的 好像在哪听过 Yeah. Where do I know that from?
- 可以暂停一下吗 - 对 就这 - Can you freeze it? - Yeah, hold on.
放大 Go in tighter.
这不可能是真的 That can't be real.
对啊 所以你和我看见的一样吗 Okay, so you're seeing the same thing I'm seeing?
那人到底在我们的汉堡上放了什么样的蘑菇啊 What kind of mushrooms did that guy put on our burgers?
- 都准备好了 总统先生 - 好的 - They're ready for you, Mr. President. - Great.
我要对这次的事件向国家安全委员会作解释 I've got to explain this to the National Security Council.
帮我个忙 山姆 Listen and do me a favor Sam.
再看一遍 看是不是 Watch that again. See if
能找出什么解决办法 there's anything you can find to help us out.
好吧 我能坐你的椅子吗 Yeah. I can sit in your chair?
不 不可以 到处都是监控 No, you can't, and everything is recorded.
好吧 我不坐 我不坐 我不坐 Okay, I won't, I won't, I won't.
我坐在椅子上了 让我也来享受一下 I'm sitting in the chair. Give me a break.
总统先生 Mr. President.
我们对外宣称 We told the press that it
那是一场尖端武器试验 但是失败了 was a advanced weapons test that misfired.
- 所以目前没有造成民众恐慌 - 做的好 - So there's no mass panic yet. - Well good.
我们需要在恐慌前解决这次事件 We will resolve this thing before there's.
总统先生 看来别的国家在无人机 Mr. President, someone has made a major breakthrough.
技术方面取得了突破性进展 in drone technology and it wasn't us.
- 那上面有莫斯科人的指纹 - 胡说 - This has got Moscow's fingerprints on it. - Nonsense.
这是伊朗的秘密行动 我敢保证 It's a Iranian black ops sideshow, I guarantee it.
我有个想法 通过对视频的分析 I have a theory. I think based on an analysis of the footage.
初步断定袭击我们的是 Preliminary indications are that we were attacked by.
小蜜蜂 Galaga.
谁 先生 For whom, sir?
小蜜蜂 Galaga.
狗娘养的 Sons of bitches.
让小蜜蜂下地狱去吧 Then let's blow Galaga to hell!
谁是小蜜蜂 Who's Galaga?
那是一款老式的电子游戏 It's an old timey video game
80年代我老爸那一代人都很喜欢玩的 80's kind of folks like my dad use to play.
总统先生 目前世界上没有任何国家的 Mr. President, there's no nation
军事力量所拥有的军事技术 on Earth that has the military technology.
能轻易的将整栋大楼分解成像素 to simply pixelate entire buildings.
除了伊朗 Except Iran.
别提伊朗 我认为 Forget Iran! I thinking
那是个前沿的跨国集团 it's a cutting edge multinational enterprise.
包括非政府组织 一个智囊团 甚至是一家公司 An NGO, a think tank, maybe even a corporation.
与其猜是伊朗 还不如说是谷歌 We're thinking Iran. When we should be thinking Google.
我们去弄死谷歌吧 Let's blow up Google!
谁能将这个老爷爷把大家 Can someone take away grandpa's
的思维搅乱之前让他闭嘴呢 keys away before he drives us into a ditch?.
- 他是谁 - 送三明治的吗 - Who is this person? - The sandwich guy?
这是我从前玩电子游戏的 This here is my old arcade game technical.
技术顾问 人员 adviser, person.
他叫山姆·布伦纳 他是个技术人员 He is Sam Brenner, he works in the tech sector.
那么你是毕业于加利福尼亚理工学院还是麻省理工 So, Caltech, MIT?
麻省理工 是的 MIT. Yes.
是密西西比理工学院 Mississippi Institute of Technology.
不 不是你所想的那个 No, not the one you were thinking of.
好了 言归正传 Anyway，more to the current point.
布伦纳先生曾是“小蜜蜂”世界冠军 Mr. Brenner here was world "Galaga" Champion.
他对这款游戏无所不知 He knows everything there's to know about this game.
所以 你这身打扮是想告诉我们什么 So, what is it you, and your orange shorts barged in to say?
袭击我们的“小蜜蜂” Just the "Galaga" That attacked us.
现在已经基本上不存在了 doesn't exists anymore.
你好 你可以花1.99美元在手机上下载小蜜蜂 Hello! You can download "Galaga" Your phone for $ 1.99.
不是这个版本的 小帅哥 Not this version, Blue Lagoon.
现在存在的是1986年的修改版 The "Galaga" That exists now came out in 1986.
但是这个事1982年的街机版 But this is 1982 arcade version.
所有的这款机器已经被召回了 All those machines, they recalled them.
他们重新编写了程序 They reprogrammed them
因为在源代码里存在着漏洞 because there was glitches in the original code.
请大家注意观察这些能量的运动路线 You can see by the way the giant space bugs come swooping in.
有点像Z字型 Kinda ziggy zaggy.
Z字型 势利眼这么认为吗 Ziggy zaggy, is that the snobby term?
难道30年前有人在绝版的电子游戏之后 So someone designed these space bugs after an old.
设计了这些奇怪的能量物质 out of print version of a video game from 30 years ago.
但是现在居然没人知道 nobody would know today?
她真的有机会发言吗 Does she really get to talk twice?
她没有资格和长官们一起讨论问题吧 She's not even at the grown up table.
打断一下 这还是在开国家安全会议吗 I'm sorry, is this a National Security Council meeting?
或者说这是宿舍宿醉狂欢 or dorm room drunk party?
我们的国家刚刚受到了未知军事力量的袭击 Our nation has just been attacked by an unknown military force.
如果这次会议得出的结果 If this gets out to the press
是我们在一些过时的电脑游戏上纠结不前 that we are pinning this on some old computer game!
他们不止会在新闻上嘲讽你 they would not only mock you in the news,
总统先生 他们还会弹劾你的 Mr. President, they'd impeach you!
那么我建议那个穿着 So I suggest that the man in
橘色短裤的男士立刻离开这里 the orange shorts leave the room immediately.
由我们这些穿着长裤在政府身居要职的人 And those of us with long pants and government positions.
来商讨对策 can discuss our options.
好吧 布伦纳 帮个忙 Alright, Brenner, do me a favor.
你先走吧 好吗 感谢你的配合 Take off, alright? Appreciate the help.
再见 Goodbye.
抱歉 各位 Sorry everybody.
总统先生 Mr. President.
将军和元帅们 Generals and admirals.
穿西装的伙计们 Guys in suits.
扎克·埃夫隆 Zac Efron.
甘道夫 Gandalf.
还有这儿的哈利·波特 and Harry Potter in the same room.
想一想吧 Imagine that.
老爷爷 敬老院里再见了 Grandpa, see you around the nursing home.
喔 啊 三明治小子也在这儿 Oh ah, the sandwich guy is here.
耍你的啦 Fooled you.
越过游击手到左外场来了一个单打 Pass the shortstop and to the left field for a single.
现在是第二局了 华盛顿队单打领先一分 We're in the 2nd inning, where Washington lead off with a single.
人们都在议论 They're talking about how
他站得笔直 he's standing straight over the plate.
该怎么打球 is working out for him.
在千钧一发之际他拉开了间距 He just drove that gap in the bat hard.
第一次球投掷出场 比分1:0 First pitch being outside for a ball, 1-0.
然后1:0 And the 1-0.
布伦纳 Brenner!
你怎么回事 老兄 What's your problem, dude?
出什么事了 What's going on?
噢 噢 不 布伦纳 Woe! Woe! No, Brenner!
不 布伦纳 不 不 不 No, Brenner. No! No! No!
是我 是我 勒德洛呀 It's me! It's me! It's Ludlow!
拉蒙索夫·勒德洛 那个神奇小子 Lamonsoff Ludlow, the wonder kid?
是啊 Yeah.
你怎么跑到我的车里去了 How did you get into my van?
从你到哪位好好女士家去时我就一直躲在车里 I've been in there since you went to that nice lady's house.
顺便一提 她很萌 She's cute, by the way.
什么 What?
-那是什么 -这个 润肤膏而已 - What is that? - This? It's a moisturizer.
给我看看 Show me what that is.
氯仿 Chloroform
氯仿 Chloroform?
是这样叫的吗 Is that what it says?
你想迷晕我 You were going to drug me?
- 万不得已才会这样 - 你究竟 - Only as a last resort. - What are you?
我得告诉你一些事 There's something I had to tell you.
为什么你不给我打电话 Why didn't you call me then?
因为CIA一直在控制我的手机 Because the CIA has been tapping my phones.
每一个我从泽普鲁德录像带（肯尼迪刺杀录像带）中发现的影片都被剪辑过了 Every since I found out the Zapruder film has been edited.
肯尼迪第一个中枪 JFK shot first!
勒德洛 是你呀 Ludlow, it's you!
老兄 很高兴见到你啊 Buddy! It's so good to see you!
过得怎样 天呐 看看你 How are you? My goodness! Look at you!
- 我知道 - 一切还不错 - I know. - Staying in shape!
我现在吃蛋白质食物 但同时也用一些碳酸盐之类的 I'm on a protein diet,. But I'm also doing carbs.
- 不错 - 但是 老实说 布伦纳 - Good. - But, seriously, Brenner.
我得给你看看一些东西 There's something I have to show you.
我们称之为 And let's just say.
游戏改变者 it's a game changer.
你可是我邀请到这儿来的第一个贵宾 You're the first guest I've had here.
而且是自愿地 voluntary.
有点耸人听闻了 That's a shocker.
如果丽莎是活着的 If Lady Lisa was real.
她会给你17条禁令的 she would have about 17 restraining orders out on you.
实际上 如果一切都是真实的话 Actually, if things were real,
那么一切都会有一点不同的 things would play out a little differently.
想知道我是怎么知道的吗 Want to know how I know that?
“如果她是真的”一本书 "If She Was Real." A book
由拉蒙索夫·勒德洛编写和阐述 written and illustrated by Ludlow Laminsoff.
喔 乖乖 Oh, boy.
你应该卖给动荡地区的巴恩斯 You should sell it at Barnes & Unstable.
- 想来一份复件吗 - 不 - Do you want a copy? - No.
我还有其他八本 I have eight others.
为什么我还要呆在这儿 为什么你还要迷惑我 Why am I here right now? Why did you try to roofie me?
好的 谢谢你的提醒 Right. Thank you for reminding me.
好吧 跟我来 Okay. Follow me.
今天早些时候我们关岛 Earlier today our base
的基地受到了这个家伙的袭击“小蜜蜂” in Guam was attacked by this guy, "Galaga".
你是怎么知道的 How would you know that?
在关岛我有一个笔友 他叫宝宝 I have a pen pal in Guam. His name is Baubau.
宝宝极度害怕 Baubau was terribly frightened.
所以我就黑进了政府的 So I hacked into the government
服务器告诉他一切还好 servers to assure him everything was okay.
但是你知道吗 事实并非如此 But you know what? Everything was not okay.
勒德洛 还记得刚才你出去给我带的沙士饮料吗 Ludlow! Did you get me some giant root beer while you were out?
- 你知道我祖母 她 啊 -当然 - You remember my grandma, she's ah - Sure.
这么多年了她还是那个性格 Still a character after all these years.
忘了 忘了 祖母 有趣的是 No, no, Grandma! It's funny.
我根本没有机会因为. I didn't get a chance too because.
出什么事了 啊 我现在想起来了 What happened? Ah, I remember now.
我正在把地球从毁灭中拯救出来 I'm trying to save the world from annihilation!!!
你疯了吗 Are you nuts?
你够了 You cracker!
别对我大喊大叫 Don't yell at me!
那么 看看 我知道有时候 So look, I know that sometimes
人们会认为我有点阴谋论 people think of me as bit of a conspiracy nut.
是的 Right.
但是有时候 布伦纳 有时 But sometimes, Brenner, sometimes .
那些个阴谋是真的 the conspiracies are real.
你曾经是不是痴迷于“太空入侵者” Have you been playing "Space Invaders" A lot?
是的 你怎么知道 I have. How did you know that?
因为你侵犯到了我的领空 退后 Because you are invading my space. Back up.
布伦纳 你还记得我们小时候 Brenner, do you remember when we were children,
在电脑游戏锦标赛玩那个游戏吗 and played in that video game championship?
当然 老兄 Of course, buddy.
你还记得在玩过所有的游戏 Do you remember how there was a
过后会有录像带吗 tape of the event and all the games we played?
那些录像带会随后 That was then put into
放进一个太空舱然后抛向宇宙 a capsule and shot out to the universe.
去寻找地外生命 looking for extraterrestrial life?
我现在有理由相信 I have reason to believe
那些外星生命发现了那些录像带 that some alien life force found that tape.
把他们看到的转化成现实的版本 And have send down real life versions of what they saw.
来袭击我们 to attack us.
我花了整整一天在四个频道中 I spent a day on 4chan.
搜索来自外星生物的信息来证明我的理论 searching for messages from the aliens to prove my theory.
- 你还想知道什么 - 告诉我 - And you want to know something? - Tell me.
我突然意识到腹内空空 I came up absolutely empty.
所以就分散了我的注意力 我起床后 So then as a distraction me, I got up.
试着观看“篮球兄弟”的一个情节 and tried to watch an episode
昨晚我录在了我的VCR上了 of "One Tree Hill" I recorded on my VCR last night.
我疯狂的观看为了弄明白 I've been binge watching to catch up.
你不连接网线是因为 You didn't have cable because?
因为政府通过分线盒 Because the government
来监控我们 布伦纳 spies on us through our cable boxes, Brenner.
那就得到了证实 That's been proven.
还有你不想让他们看见你 And you didn't want them to
围着丽莎女士跳舞 我也懂 see you dancing around for Lady Lisa? I get it.
不 那盘录像带3个月前就拷贝了 随你怎么说 No that tape was burned 3 months ago. Anyway.
在高频波段的中段 In the middle of the UHF broadcast.
一些奇怪的东西阻断了索菲亚布什的性爱恶作剧 smething peculiar interrupted Sophia Bush's sexy shenanigans.
你这个人类怪胎. You human freak with the huge.
地球上的居民们 Inhabitants of earth.
我们是来自Volula星球的种族 we are a race from the planet Volula.
我们以一些地球常见的形式来接近你们 We came to you in these familiar earth forms.
告诉你们我们已经收到了你们的太空舱 to tell you we've received your vessel.
在里面 我们发现了你们带有敌意的挑战 And in it, your hostile challenge.
我们接受你们的挑战并要在战争中成为胜者 We accept your offer to compete in winner take all battle.
找到你们最勇敢的勇士和我们一较高下吧 Gather your bravest warriors to face our bravest warriors!
胜者为王败者为寇 The winner takes the losers planet.
你们已经输掉第一场战争了 You've already lost the first battle.
为了庆祝我们的胜利 我们已经选出了一个战利品 And for our victory, we've picked a trophy.
我很好 妈妈 I'm okay, Momma.
我爱你 I love you.
那不是真的麦当娜 That's not the real Madonna!
你们会有三条命 You will get three lives.
现在只剩两条了 You have two lives left.
两条命没了将会导致你们的星球完全毁灭 Losing both will lead to the total destruction of your planet.
下一场战斗是在15小时后 The next battle is in 15 hours.
坐标是27-24-79” at coordinates 27-24'-79".
我想我完全晕了 I got lost about half way through.
为什么麦当娜想要占有我们的星球 Why does Madonna want to take over our planet?
这些愚蠢的外星人觉得 These moron aliens think
NASA将1982年我们打游戏的 that the footage NASA sent up to space .
录像带送到太空 of us playing video games in 1982.
是在对它们宣战 was a declaration of war.
星球大战啊 总统先生 Intergalactic war, Mr. President.
不疯狂吗 未曾料到吧 Isn't that crazy? Isn't that unpredictable?
勒德洛 听着 你帮助整理出我们还是孩子时的影带 Lud, listen, you helped unscrambled my Cinemax when we were kids.
我觉得你还是可以叫我口香糖 I think you can call me Chewie.
他们所说的3条命是什么意思 What do they mean by three lives?
- 那是什么玩意 - 请让我说 就这样了 - What is that? - If I may. That's just it.
就像是老式的电视游戏 口香糖总统先生 It's like the video games of old, Chewie Mr. President.
一枚币 三条命 One quarter, three lives.
这个还不完全算是一枚币 This is clearly not a quarter,
这个价值可大得多了 我能留着吗 this is far more valuable. May I keep this?
- 把它放回在桌子上 - 够了 - Put it back on the desk. - Fair enough.
我们输给了第一个“小蜜蜂” We lost the first one, "Galaga".
再来两场损失 然后 Two more losses, and.
游戏结束 It's game over.
现在. Now.
- 那还没有发生 - 够了 - That's not happening. - Fair enough.
假设外星人麦当娜的数字是经纬度的话 Assuming that alien Madonna numbers are latitude and longitude
那么我们就可以假设 then we can safety assume
下一场袭击会发生在今晚 the next attack should happen somewhere.
印度北部的某些地区 in Northern India tonight.
如果你让国家安全局的人来整理出这些信号 If you can get your guys from the NSA to clean up the signal.
那么我们就可以 then we can pinpoint
精确地查到下一场袭击将会在 exactly where the attack is going to be.
甚至我们可能查出他们会用哪种游戏来袭击我们 and maybe even which game they are going to use to attack us.
我无法授权军队做出响应 I can't authorize a military response.
仅仅基于一个看起来像是由 based off a video that looks
几个高中生制作的电视游戏 like it was made by a couple of high school kids.
但是你至少得警告 You've got to at least warn
印度可能会遭受袭击的人们 the people of India something could be coming.
整个国家都会认为我是一个滑稽演员 The whole country thinks I'm a buffoon as it's.
我不能冒那个险 布伦纳 我做不到 I can't risk it, Brenner. I just can't!
别再为泰姬陵的事懊恼了 Don't sweat the whole Taj Mahal thing.
想想世界上仅有其它六大奇观可能就好多了 It's probably better to have only six Wonders of the World now.
你知道什么 我都懂 我只是搞砸了 You know what, I get it, I screwed up.
不会再让那样的事发生了 闭上你的鸟嘴 It won't happen again. Shut up.
早上好 总统先生 Good morning, Mr. President.
“无线电广播罗比先生”来这儿有何贵干 还有这位是 What's "Radio Shack Robbie" Doing here? And this other.
同事吗 fellow?
嗨 勒德洛·拉蒙索夫 Hi. Ludlow Lamonsoff.
其实我们之前是见过面的只是你不记得 We've actually met before but you wouldn't remember.
因为我躲在布伦纳的后车厢里 because it was the back of Brenner's van,
我通过窗户一直在看你们 and I was watching through the window.
你闻起来太美妙了 像《创世纪》一样 You smell so nice, like the Book of Genesis.
拉蒙索夫先生还有布伦纳先生已经同意 Mr. Lamonsoff and Mr. Brenner have agreed to share.
和你还有你的团队共享他们的电子游戏专业知识 Their video game expertise with you and your team.
很乐意合作 Happy to do it.
恕我直言总统先生 With all due respect sir.
没有安全许可 Having civilians with
的平民去参观这些设施 zero security clearance in this facility.
这些平民对我们现在的危机有更深层次理解 These civilians have better insight into our current crisis
相比于我的政府团队来讲 than my entire administration.
我不知道我现在能否做 她太刻薄了 I didn't know if I want to do it now. She's being so mean.
我想要离开了 I kind a want to leave.
- 如果他走了 我也走 我们是一伙的 - 好吧 都停下 - If he leaves, I leave. We're a team.. - Okay, stop.
- 非要这样做吗 - Is this how it's gonna be?
- 你们少来这一套 前面带路 - You guys knock it off. Lead the way
好的 总统先生 Of course, Mr. President.
那么 我们有任何进展吗 中校 So, have we made any progress, Colonel?
突飞猛进 先生 Enormous progress, sir.
现在我们已经搞懂了 We now understand that the
袭击我们的那些东西的能源组成 entities that attacked us are made of energy.
拥有智慧的能量体 Intelligent Energy.
- 早上好 中校 - 早上好 迈克尔 - Good morning, Colonel. - Good morning, Michael.
迈克尔是一个机器人 Michael's a robot!
我猜想外星人可能 I think maybe the extraterrestrials
仿照着他们在卫星里看到的 took what they saw in the orbiter.
用光能造出了一模一样的东西 and recreated the same things using light energy.
然后他们把这些光制成的怪物传送了过来 And then sent these light creatures back at us.
这就是固体物质 子弹 导弹对他们无可奈何的原因 That's why solid matter, bullets, and missiles, won't harm them.
存在损害他们的东西么 Can anything harm them?
可能存在 Maybe.
我们在关岛发现的立方体非常活跃 Cubes we recovered in Guam are normally pretty feisty.
快看 Look at that!
他不喜欢那个 He didn't like it though.
但当他们碰到增压式光粒子的时候 But they calm down pretty quick when we hit them with.
会非常快地平静下来 some supercharged light particles.
有“寻荡妇导弹”吗 我很乐意瞧瞧 And the "Slut Seeking Missile"? I would love to see that.
- 你这里有吗 - 你很聪明啊 - Do you have that around here? - You're so smart.
是吗 你这么觉得吗 Yeah, you think so?
所以你进了密西西比州理工学院 Is that how you got into Mississippi Institute of Technology?
你知道么 我希望永远没有跟你进那个小房间 You know, I wish I never went into that closet with you.
我很高兴哭着独酌 I was very happy drinking and crying by myself.
我非常后悔曾经想吻你 I so regret trying to kiss you.
我宁愿吻游艇男把嘴吻烂 I would kiss the guy in the
也不愿吻你 yacht a hundred times before I would kiss you.
- 继续吧 - 好 - Moving on. - Yeah.
我们已经开始指示海豹特遣队 We've began instructing the Navy
在这种特殊武器的使用上分配了武装力量 Seal task force on the use of prototype weapons.
- 我们为何而训练 - 战争 - What do we train for? - War!
- 我们为何而战 - 胜利 - Why do we fight? - To win!
- 我们何时放弃 - 永不 - When do we quit? - Never!
- 我们为何而训练 - 战争 - What do we train for? - War!
- 我们为何而战 - 胜利 - Why do we fight? - To win!
- 我们何时放弃 - 永不 -When do we quit? - Never!
也许你们的新专家想对我们的特遣队予以指导 Perhaps you expert advisers would like to say a word to our CO?
哦 乖乖 Oh, boy.
男人们 Men.
你们在这个满目疮痍世界的 you have served this nation with distinction.
任何一处的战斗区域里 in combat zones in every
为国家为荣誉而战 nook and cranny of this godforsaken world.
打败每个他们抛给你的敌人 defeating every enemy they've thrown at you.
嗨 你好 Hi, what's up?
布伦纳 Brenner?
我没找到保姆 I couldn't get a babysitter.
哦 Oh!
总统 The President.
带来两个平民玩家来指导我们 has brought in these two civilian arcaders.
我们应该听他们讲解 who we are required to listen to.
120秒 for 120 seconds.
从 starting.
- 这个我做不来 - 你可以的 - I can't do this. - You can do this.
- 我做不到 - 现在开始 - I can't do - now!
我真的做不来 我要吐了 I'm can't do this! I get to throw up!
我们知道怎么操作 他们不知道 大概装装样子就好 We know how to do this, they didn't. Just act the part.
嗨 大家好 Hi guys.
你们好吗 嘿 谢谢 How are you? Hey, thank you,
波特将军做了个漂亮的引荐 General Zod for that beautiful intro.
嘿 伙计们 很高兴见到大家 Hey fellas. Good to see you.
允许我先进行一下自我介绍 我叫山姆·布伦纳 Let me introduce myself. My name is Sam Brenner.
这位神奇小子 也被称为 and this is the wonder kid, also known as.
你们终极梦魇 Your worst nightmare!!!
看我的 布伦纳 Looks to me, Brenner.
就像某些人忘了派出精英 哎哟 Like someone forgot to send us the best of the best. Oops!
反而弄出一群不能自制的 And instead, dropped off a bunch of incontinent!
穿着成人尿不湿的 adult diaper wearing
一群懦夫 还要哄着去睡觉 candy ass, cries themself to sleep.
一群幼稚的婴儿 women baby men people!
我现在看到了什么 What am I looking at right now?
你们究竟是士兵还是魔法麦克 Are you guys soldiers or cast of Magic Mike?
你们来这儿是为了战斗还是跳裸体舞 Are you here to fight or dance naked?
从现在开始 From now on.
你们这些蛆虫 你们这些娘娘腔 you maggots, you little girl maggots.
不管你们是哪种形式的娘娘腔 whatever the hell the form of female maggot is.
娘们 vagina?
你们这群娘们 You, vagina!
当你们吓得翔了一裤 When you magina poop your pants.
你们就会想起我 you're gonna be thinking of me!
在裤子里想起我 In your pants!
你们知道我什么意思 You know what I mean!
你们明白了吗 Do you feel me?
你们明白了吗 大个子 Do you feel me, sailor?
你这个努比亚来的大帅哥 You beautiful Nubian man!
你这个只有老天才能创造的完美成品 You gorgeous specimen of what God can make!
你清楚了吗 Do you feel me?
我觉得你应该明白他的意思 勒德洛 I think you're about to feel him, Lud.
我动不了了 I can't move.
我来帮你 嘿 过来 Let me help you. Hey, come here.
对不起 你不要碰他 来这边坐一会 Sorry, don't touch the guy, sit down.
- 我表现咋样 - 一团糟 - Did I do good? - You did awful.
坐下 Sit down.
不好意思 各位 Sorry about that, everybody.
我知道很奇怪 I know it's weird.
有两个像我和那位的人来给你们指指点点 Two buffoons like me and this guy giving advice to you badasses.
但事实是 我们都是练过的 But the truth is, we've been trained.
从小就接受前额皮质的训练 Since childhood we have been training our prefrontal cortex
利用眼手的协调性来训练 to perform extremely complex movements.
我们完成复杂的动作 with eye-hand coordination
你需要有非常敏锐的感知能力 you need to a very specific cognitive acuity
我在宿舍里的胡侃乱吹中锻炼了口才 I learned a lot of big words at the dorm room drug parties.
本来这些在现实生活中是没什么用的 All of it been meaningless in all areas of our lives.
可突然之间就变成了拯救世界的必要技能 But suddenly it might be coming in handy to saving our planet.
所以我们真心希望各位不要嫌弃我们是普通的人 So we hope you guys can forget about us being civilian morons.
让我们在有限的时间内 and let us teach you a few things,
教会你们一些东西 in what little time we have.
我相信 我们能帮助你们赢下这场战争 I think we might help you win this thing.
在“爆破彗星”里只有一个目标 There's only one objective in "Asteroids".
那就是摧毁每一个行星和每一个飞碟 That's to destroy every rock and every saucer.
你要是想不被这些行星中的任何一个击中的话 You don't want to get hit by any of these boulders.
这就是我建议你们待在中间的原因 That's why I recommend staying in the middle.
不是说你看到了锤子就要拿着它 Just because you see a hammer it doesn't mean "Grab it."
这是因为手里拿着锤子就没办法往上爬了 You're not going to climb a ladder with a hammer in your hand.
干得好 “马弗里克” Good piloting, "Maverick"!
不要锁定雷达 Don't lock on the radar!
干得好 孩子 干得好 It's fine son, it's fine.
你都把整个地球干掉了 You just blew up our entire planet.
这样不行 你很快就会被吃掉了 Ain't no way Inky's catching up to you!
我希望你们关注战船 I want you to focus mostly on ships.
的每一万分 你能得到多一艘三角战船 Every 10,000 points you get another triangle ship.
那是个好东西 That's a good thing.
我去 Damn.
宝刀未老 Still the master.
就像是我们在约会的时候 没有别人 只有我们 It's just like we were dating. No distractions, just us.
和蛋糕 And cake.
哦 大人物 放的奶油太多了 Go, big man. Settle down with that butterscotch frosting.
太多了吗 你知道为什么吗 What, too much? You know what?
要是跟彩虹糖比起来就不算多 You're not going to like what I do with the rainbow sprinkles.
- 现在开始 - 威尔 - Come on now! - Will!
我超爱的 I love it!
糖果怪兽来了 Here comes the sprinkles monster!
总统先生 Mr. President?
哦 詹尼弗 Yeah, Jennifer.
我们刚刚收到“牛肉在哪女士” We've just received an alien
发来的外星人信息 transmission from the "Where's the beef?" Lady.
她怎么说 What did she say?
首先她问了牛肉在哪 First of all she asked "Where the beef" Was.
接着她说下一次进攻会在明天日落时分 Then she said the next battle was on after sundown tomorrow.
纬度是51度30分29 经度是0度9分42 51-30'-29' latitude 0-9'-42 longitude .
那是在哪 Where is that?
走 走 走 动起来 动起来 动起来 Go! Go! Go! Move! Move! Move!
清空这片区域 Clear the area!
所有人 快点 快点 动起来 All of you, quick! Come on, move it!
我说了动起来 I said move it!
- 那么 你们这是算在干什么 - 我来处理 嗨 - So, what's this then mate? - I got this. Hi.
我们是美国人 我们的海军 We're Americans. Our Navy
海豹突击队得到你们政府的授权 Seals were given permission by your government.
为下一场外星人入侵大战做准备 To prepare for an extraterrestrial invasion.
我们相信 大约一小时以后 which be believe will
这里就会遭到攻击 occur at these coordinates in about 60 minutes.
我们在拍啤酒广告 We're shooting a beer commercial.
啊 我明白了 祝你们好运 Ah, right then. Break a leg then.
哦 你什么意思啊 干嘛要骗他 Woe, what was that? Why did you lie to them?
我不想造成民众恐慌 美国佬 Trying not to cause total panic, Yank.
还有你 And you
我不想再听见你说一句话 明白吗 I don't want to hear another word out of you. Alright?
长得跟维也纳的香肠一样 Walking wiener coat.
什么是“维也纳的香肠” What's a "Wiener coat"?
总理女士 我十分感谢 Madam Prime Minister, I can't
你们在这次行动中的大力支持 thank you enough for your cooperation on this.
您太客气了 威尔 Of course, Will.
我觉得只要我们团结一致 I trust with the concord of our powers！
我们就能以逸待劳攻其不备 We can duff up the jiggery pokery of these blighters
打得它们灰溜溜地滚回外星老家去 and send them scuffling back to the fascist fam they came!
你说得对 I know, right?
太棒了 Peg on!
她说的我一句也听不懂 I have no idea what she just said.
我就是想摸一下 I just want to touch it.
留心这些光子炮 先生们 Easy with those light cannons,
先生们 我们没有存货了 gentlemen! We don't have any backups.
这些射线枪会有用吗 范·帕顿 These ray guns gonna work, Van Patten?
我们没法在这里测试 We had no way to field test them, sir
但是电脑显示 but our computer models
成功的可能性比较大 show a great likelihood of effectiveness.
“可能性比较大” 你让我的人拿着 "Great likelihood"? You're
未经检测的武器上战场吗 sending my men into battle with untested ordinances?
我只有两天的时间 I had two days to do
造出一批世界上根本不存在的武器 长官 things never done before on this planet, sir.
别忘了你在跟谁说话 女士 Just remember who you're talking too, missy.
是的 你们谁没有事做 Right! Anybody who doesn't need to be here
跟我到后勤区域 follow me to the support area!
指的就是你们两个 没断奶的乳牛 That means you two, nipple twisters!
过来 Move it!
中校 别担心 它们会起作用的 Colonel, didn't worry. They're gonna work.
美国军队遭受了袭击 那么库珀总统又做了什么呢 The US military was attacked, and what does President Cooper do?
批评家说道：“什么也没做” Critics say:"Nothing" .
严格意义来讲还不正确 他做了一个蛋糕 That's not strictly true, he made a cake.
糖果怪兽来啦 I'm the rope monster!
- 停在那儿 肖恩 - 谢谢 - Put that on pause, Sean. - Thank you.
关掉 Turn it off.
很抱歉 威尔 My apologies, Will.
只是想和妻子一起享受一下黄金时光 Just wanted to spend some quality time with the wife.
喔 我懂 Oh, I understand.
我丈夫说我们不再向过去一样经常待在一起了 My husband says we don't spend the time together like we use to.
所以我把他带到一家“自己动手”的陶艺店里他竟然为我做了一个 So I took him to one of those "Do it yourself" Pottery studios.
他竟然为我做了一个咖啡杯写着“世界上最性感的女总理” He made me a, well: "Sexiest Prime Minister" Coffee mug.
威尔 也许他的审视观与别人不同 你知道吗 Well. Maybe he sees something that nobody else does, you know?
有什么情况吗 范·帕顿中校 Anything, Colonel Van Patten?
安静得出奇 总统先生 It's nearly quiet, Mr. President.
以防是“太空入侵者” 我刚想到一些 In case it's "Space Invaders" I just thought of something.
请回到你的安全区域 Please return to the support area!
有个5+1阵型 好吧 There's a 5 + 1 formation, alright?
如果我需要你 我们知道在哪里找你 懂吗 If I need you, we know where to find you, eye?
现在给我滚开 Now bugger-off .
该死的小丑 Bloody geek.
是“蜈蚣怪” It's "Centipede".
好了 伙计们 按我们刚才所说的做 Okay boys, do exactly what we talked about!
从头向下击杀每一个蜈蚣怪 Kill each centipede from the head down!
不要射击它们的中部不然它们会分裂成两个的 Do not hit him in the middle or he will split in two!
不 不 按刚才说的不要把它们射成两半 No, no! Didn't we just say don't split them in half?
射它们的头 Shoot them head!
蘑菇怪挡住视线了 The mushroom things are in the way!
向蘑菇怪开火 就像打游戏一样 You shoot the mushrooms things like the game!
伙计们 每次它撞到一个蘑菇怪 它就会改变方向 Guys, every time he hits a mushroom, he's gonna change direction!
我的天呐 拜托你找到它的规律 My God! Will you please find the pattern and anticipate!
我根本就不知道规律在哪 I didn't know the patterns!
达夫中士 十二点钟方向 Sergeant Duff. 12 clock!
这特么是哪家公司的啤酒广告啊 What the hell kind of beer commercial is this?
如果我说这是啤酒广告 If I say it's a beer commercial
就特么是一个啤酒广告 it's a bloody beer commercial.
快他妈的给我滚回来 美国佬 Get your bloody ass back here, Yank!
干得漂亮 宝贝 Shock and awe, baby!
高分 外星垃圾们 High Score, alien trash!
你们来错星球了 You messed with the wrong planet!
从兰兹角到约翰奥格罗茨 From Land's End to John O'Groats!
- 你特么在说什么 - 我不知道 - What the hell are you saying? - I didn't know!
嗨 勒德洛 带上光子炮快点过来 Hey, Ludlow! Grab a light cannon and get out here now!
我需要你的帮助 I need your help!
我 不可能 看看我 我看起来美味极了 Me, no! Look at me! I look delicious!
它们会像吃“太空点心”一样把我吃掉 They'll gobble me up like space "Dim sum"!
第二关了 It's level 2!
我们是唯一能够完成任务的人 We're the only ones who can do this!
快点啊 你可是神奇小子啊 Come on! You're the wonder kid!
布伦纳先生 你已经无权使用武器了 You're no authority to dispense weapons here, Mr. Brenner!
总统先生 Mr. President?
让布伦纳指挥战斗 Let the nerds take over.
你说什么 先生 What was that, sir?
让呆子们全权接手 Let the nerds take over!!!
让那些呆子们全权接手 Let the nerds take over!
布伦纳说得对 Brenner's right.
我可是神奇小子 I am the wonder kid.
这可真是最爽的时刻了 This is the best time!
我生活中从没有感觉到如此快乐 I have never been happier in my life!
好了 你们可以松手了 Okay, you can let it go off each other now.
好了 你去干掉那个 我来收拾这个 Alright, you finish that. I'll finish this.
上次我虐你已30多年了 It's been 30 years since I
现在我还要再次虐你 kicked your butt and it's gonna happen again!
挥挥手臂 Move your arms!
向前一步 Let's take it forward!
再退回来 Now take it back!
- 愉快 - 嘿 - Enjoy! - Hey!
别跑 Come back here!
先生 你是何方神圣啊 Who are you, mister?
孩纸 我只是一个擅长打老式电视游戏的失败玩家而已 Son, I'm a just a loser who is good at old video games.
感谢老天啊 Thank God for that!
为政府的作为干杯 Drinks on the US government!
虽然它掩饰了胡佛水坝下面 Which is covering up the truth
关于古金字塔的事实 about the Ancient Pyramid under the Hoover Dam!
你知道吗你是对的 布伦纳 You know you're all right, Brenner.
你也不错呀 势利眼 You're alright too, snobby.
你是打算整晚看着这杯酒 Are you going to nurse that all
还是打算什么时候开喝 night long or when are you going to start hitting it?
我们只是挫败了敌人的士气 所以喝啤酒就够了 We defeat a few malformed belligerents beer is fine.
如果我们想击败所有的太空入侵者 If we defeat a full on space invasion
我想来点更带劲的 I'm thinking something a little stronger.
你真的是在挑战我把你喝到桌子底下去吗 You're really challenging me to drink you under the table?
我看你没有这个本事 老兄 I'm not so sure you can, buddy.
我可是在西点军校我们班最佳伏特加的记录保持者 I was the vodka shot holder in my class at West Point.
我可还是在丹尼斯一次喝过15杯奶昔的人呢 One time I drank 15 milk shakes at Dennys.
那么 就请便了 We'll see what happens.
我们的游戏玩家在哪里 啊 Where are my gamer guys, huh?
貌似你孩童时代浪费的 It looks like all that time you
时间都得到了回报哈 wasted when we were kids is finally paying off.
- 是的 宝贝儿 - 好吧 - Yeah, baby. - Alright!
我能荣幸的敬你一杯酒吗 Sir, may I be honor that by pouring your fluster?
总统不能在非常时刻喝酒 The President can't be seen drinking during times of crisis.
那么都别看了 So nobody look!
看其他的地方吧 Look the other way!
幸存的民众们 Inhabitants of survivors
恭喜你们 你们赢得了这场战争 congratulations, you have won this battle,
请接受我们中的这一位勇士作为你们胜利的奖品 Please accept one of our warriors as a trophy of your victory.
下一次较量可就不会这么容易了 The next challenge It will not be easy.
细节将会通过这个频段很快传给你们 The details will sent via this signal shortly.
请记住 我们仍还有两场优势 Remember, we are still leading two battles to one.
你们再输一场就意味着你们的世界就会灭绝了 One more loss for you will mean the annihilation your world.
祝你们好运 愿你们星球平安 Good luck, and may the best wish planet.
你们听到了吗 You heard them.
回到工作岗位上去吧 Let's get back to work.
我们得为下一场战争做准备 We've gotta get you guys ready for next battle.
战争 谁跟谁 我们 Battle? Who? Huh?
这已成为常事了吗 This is like a regular thing now?
记住我曾经跟你说过 Remember when I told you
在生活中要着眼于更重要的事 you were meant for something more in life?
是的 Yeah.
就是现在了 兄弟 This could be in, buddy.
没有人比你更合适了 There's nobody better than you.
好吧 Well
还有一位仁兄 not at every gamer.
不 不 那不会发生的 No no! Never gonna happen.
你知道 他是对的 布伦纳 Yo know he's right, Brenner.
我们甚至都不知道从哪儿找那混球 We didn't even know Where to find that idiot!
艾迪·普兰特 在1994年到2004年间有过四次婚姻 Eddie Plant married and divorced four times.
最终宣布破产 Declared bankruptcy in 1991 and 2004.
在2005年黑进移动电话公司 In 2005, he was caught hacking cell phone companies
在你们每个月的账单上增加小费 adding one of those fees you see on your bill every month
- 但是却找不出原因 - 真是一个傻逼 - but no idea of what it is. - What a idiot!
在二十年前被送进这个监狱时 He had about 15 million before
他拥有将一千五百万的资产 he was convicted and sentence to 20 years in prison.
警卫 快点放了我吧 Guards, get me out of here.
那可是牛逼的蜈蚣怪杀手啊 It's that mean Centipede killer!
我希望它不会用太空枪干掉我 I hope he don't zap me with his space gun.
最近可好 艾迪 How are you, Eddie?
第二名 你好啊 saber second place
喔 你的老朋友也在啊 Oh, and your sidekick here
“甜甜圈总统” The "Presi-donut".
我不知道你能有一个 I didn't know you could
一个如此悲催的支持率 have an approval rating so "Cattastrophic".
- 好了 艾迪 听着 我们现在想 - 我知道你想要什么 - Okay Eddy, here's what we need. - I know what you need.
你需要火焰爆破枪 You need the Fireblaster.
谁是火焰爆破枪 Who is the Fireblaster?
我 那可是我的绰号 枫林妹 Me. That's my nickname, sugarbuns.
喔 是的 不错 那是你自己取的名字 Oh yeah, that's right, the one you made up for yourself.
是 但是谁会在意是谁取的名字呢 Yeah, who cares who made it up?
完全看实力 It's totally tubular!
是的 Yeah.
所以这就是我不想与布伦纳为伍的原因了 See, this is why I don't think I can have Brenner on my team.
他是个玩不起的玩家 He's just not really a gamer.
从你的住处备好资本 Take out your bag of quarters,
选一款游戏 我来虐死你艾迪 pick a game. I'll destroy you at it.
啊 我会好好选一款游戏的 Oh, I'll pick a game, alright.
- 好吧 我要走了 - 不 不 嘿 嘿 算了吧 - Okay, I'm leaving. - No no, hey, hey, come on.
坐下 Sit down.
好吧 作为交换帮助我们的条件 Okay, in exchange for helping us
我会以个人名义向 I will personally speak to
假使裁决委员会求情减轻你的刑罚 the parole board about reducing your sentence.
- 不行 - 不行吗 - Pass. - Pass?
这笔交易对于艾迪·普兰特来说还不够 That deal don't work for Eddie Plant.
如果你们想要火焰爆破枪出手 得满足他的条件 If you want the Fireblasters help, he has some demands.
什么条件 Demands?
顺便提醒一下 你们要请的可是“四眼火焰爆破枪”哦 The guy you will invite is“four eyes fireblaster" here, by the way.
我要一座小岛 I want an island.
喔 我的天呐 Oh, my God.
美国政府拥有已命名的 There are 18,617 named islands
18617座岛屿 这其中还不 that are part of United States, and its territories.
包括没有命名的 Not to mention all the count less unnamed ones
最好能尽快称之为“艾威夷” like the soon to be called: "Edwahii".
你不可能得到一座小岛 You're not getting an island.
我还要一个满意的道歉 我想永远离开这儿 Then I want a full pardon. I want to get out of here for good.
在完成我的任务后 我不想再承担税务 And after I do, I didn't want to pay no taxes
就像 反正就是永远 like, forever.
就像如果我要买口香糖 我不用再支付销售税 And no sales taxes. If I want buy some for instance gum
我还想要一张闪亮的卡片 上面印有“我拯救了世界” I want to flash a card that says "I saved the world".
我不必再为买一些口香糖而付那坑爹的税了 I didn't have to pay some shit sale taxes for some gum.
我还要一架隐身武装直升机 And I want a stealth attack helicopter
这样我就可以随心所欲的飞到美国橄榄球超级杯大赛 so I can fly over the Super Bowl, at my disposal
而且无论什么时候都能到处飞行 at all times, so I can fly around.
如果世界还存在的话 If the world is still here,
我不想再忍受这可恶的交通问题了 I didn't want deal with traffic no more.
最后 And lastly
我要你为我 塞雷娜·威廉姆斯和玛莎·斯图尔特 I want you to set up a romantic rendezvous
在林肯的卧室举行 between Me, Serena Williams, and Martha Stewart
一场约会 in the Lincoln Bedroom.
第一 你不可能得到一架 Number 1. You're not getting a
直升机或者任何的飞行器或者驾驶机车 helicopter or any sort of flying or driving vehicle.
第二 我相信联邦政府没有你的收入税 Number 2. I'm pretty sure the Federal government
还是可以运行的 这个可以商量 can do without your income taxes, and be fine.
第三 如果你能够帮助我们打败这些玩意 And Number 3. If you help us beat these things.
我觉得还是可以让你重见天日的 I think we can get you out of here.
那玛莎还有塞雷娜的约会呢 And Martha/Serena sandwich?
选她们中的一个 我们来搞定 Pick one of them, and we'll set up a coffee.
塞雷娜·威廉姆斯 谈话结束 Serena Williams. And we are closed.
你好 Hello?
了解 Understand.
今晚就会发生 It's happening tonight.
在哪儿 Where?
纽约市 New York City.
喔 快忘了那些事吧 Oh, forget about it!
你好啊 纽约城 Hello, Big Apple.
勇士们来了 The cavalry has arrived.
谢谢你的加入 Thanks for coming.
我们看过了你们是如何去收拾蜈蚣怪的 We saw how you guys took care of the centipedes.
希望你们能再显神威 We hope you can do the same for us.
我们都这样想 好了 我们该处理谁 We hope so, also. Well, what are we dealing with?
过来 Over here.
菜鸟 Rookie
告诉他们你刚才看到了什么 just tell them what you saw.
太糟了 It was awful.
就像怪物电影中的一样 你知道吗 It was like one of those monster movies, you know?
但是这次 But this time
这些怪物成真了 the monster was real.
怪物是谁 And who was this monster?
吃豆人 Pac-Man.
吃豆人 那可是我的软肋啊 Pac-Man? Boom, that's my jam.
我们去拿一些光子炮 Let's get some light cannons,
把这个混球炸回到它的老家去 and blow this sucker back to whatever planet it came from.
不 光子炮弄不死它 No! Light cannons don't kill Pac-Man.
这些小鬼能做到 Those little ghosts do.
嘣 咱们去找一些小鬼吧 Boom! Let's get us some little ghosts.
你要找鬼 You want ghosts?
她有小鬼 She's got ghosts.
我们利用立方体的能源力场技术 We use the energy force field technology from the cube
为这些车制造出了四个迷你 to develop four mini
发电机 称之为“小鬼” generators for each of the cars. "Ghosts".
我们正打算称它们为“XM950攻击模型” We're calling them "XM950 Attack Modules".
好吧 那我们现在就称它们为“迷你小鬼” Okay, we're calling them "Mini-ghost"
因为我们根本就记不住你说的什么 because we'll never remember what you just said.
为什么会是四个 我们只有三个人 谁是第四个 Why are there four? There's only three of us. Who is the fourth?
我来给你们介绍一下岩谷彻教授吧 May introduce to you Professor Toru Iwatani.
吃豆人的创造者 The creator of Pac-Man.
你说的是日语吗 Do you speak Japanese?
不 No.
先生 很荣幸感谢你 Sir, what an honor.
为我们生活带来的这么多乐趣 Thanks for all the joy you brought to our lives.
棒极了 Awesome.
做你婊子的烂游戏 I made your game my bitch!
什么是 What is.?
“婊-砸” "Bit-cha"?
别管他 他是个罪犯 Don't worry about it, he's a criminal.
- 你还好吗 - 是的 - You alright? - Yeah.
好吧 假设他们是按照 Okay, assuming they play by the
“蜈蚣怪”的游戏规则来玩的话 rules of the game like they did in "Centipide"
你们只需要用能量域击中吃豆人三次 你们就赢了 you guys hit Pac-Man 3 times with the energy field, you win.
勒德洛说得对 你确实闻起来挺香 Ludlow's right. You do smell good.
- 祝你好运 - 好 - Good luck. - Yeah
先生们 我马上把 Gentlemen, I will be sending
吃豆人现在的坐标传输到你们的GPS上 Pac-Man's current coordinates to your GPS.
让我们定位它然后干掉它 Let's locate and eliminate.
加油 伙计们 Come on guys.
吃豆人是个坏小子吗 Pac-Man's a bad guy?
吃豆人不坏 Pac-Man is not bad!
我创造他是为了给世界上所有人带来欢乐 I created him to bring joy to all people of the world.
他们对他洗脑了 They've brainwashed him!
实际上 Deep down
他友善又温和 He's kind, gentle
是个你可以倾诉难题 someone you can tell your troubles to,
或者一起吃个汉堡的人 or grab a hamburger with!
你会明白的 You'll see.
岩谷教授 回到车里去 Professor Iwatani, get back into the car!
岩谷教授 你在干什么 Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?
我要和他说话 他是我儿子 I will talk to him. He's my son!
不 那不是个好主意 No, that's a bad idea.
你好 Hello
我亲爱的小男孩儿 my sweet little boy.
看看你都长这么大了 Look how big you've grown!
我多为你骄傲啊 I am so proud of you.
这太甜蜜了 他是这么亲切 It's so sweet. He's so sweet.
但是所有这些你正在做的这些毁灭性的事 But all these destructive things you're doing
都是错的 it's wrong.
我是你父亲 I am your father.
我知道 I know
你是个好孩子 you're a good boy.
不 No!
快来个人杀了那个愚蠢的贱东西 Somebody kill that stupid bitch!
他们就是扭曲的像匹诺曹和盖比特的关系 That was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff right there.
好了 失败者们 Alright, losers!
三二一 Three on one!
开战吧 Let's hit it!
吃豆人的速度比我记忆中的还要快 Pac-Man's, faster than I remembered!
吃豆人经常都比鬼魂还要快 Pac-Man always been faster then the ghosts.
我们得以策略取胜那个蠢东西 We're going to have to outmaneuver his ass.
神奇小子 你和第二名分开行动 Wonder bro, you and Silver Medal break off!
我和大黄待在一起 I'll stay with Big Yellow.
哇 艾迪 你是怎么做到那么快的 Wow Eddie, how did you do that so fast?
因为我是冠军 长腿冠军 中校 Because I'm the champ, Lt. Long legs.
不 Nope!
怎么了 Whats up?
噢耶 Oh yeah!
干得好 艾迪 Good one, Eddie!
一号毁灭 One down!
第二轮开始 Two to go!
很好 吃豆人二号刚刚在北边界四条街距离的地方重生了 Okay, Pac-Man number two just regenerated 4 streets north bound.
下一个十字路口向东转 Turn east at the next intersection.
布伦纳 直走 Brenner, go straight!
明白 Got it.
勒德洛 左转 Ludlow to the left.
艾迪 下一个十字路口 左转 Eddie, at the next intersection, turn left.
我们追到他了 We've got him!
他无处可逃了 There's no where to go!
噢 天啊 不 Oh, God! No!
“噢 天啊 不” 什么 "Oh, God, no" what?
他吃了能力炮弹 He ate the power pellet!
吃豆人有了十秒钟的时间可以吃我们 Pac man has 10 seconds where they can eat us!
为什么是我 Why me?
噢 天呐 别吃我 别吃我 求求你别吃我 Oh, God, don't eat me! Don't eat me! Please don't eat me!
伙计们 救命 Boys! Help!
我还是个处男呢 不想死啊 I'm going to die a virgin!
你为什么要这样对我 Why are you doing this to me?
你脑子秀逗了啊 You've been brainwashed!
你是个好孩子啊 You're a good boy!
勒德洛 跑 脚快动起来 跑啊 Ludlow, run! Pump those legs, go!
干得好 艾迪 That a boy, Eddie!
你刚刚尝到了"火焰爆破枪"的威力 傻瓜 You just got "Fireblasted", sucker!
什么 What?
他到底是怎么那么快就到那儿的 How the hell did he get over there so fast?
该走了 冠军 Way to go, champ!
输给我还高兴吗 第二名 Aren't you glad you sprung me, Second place?
当然了 激动不已 Yeah, trilled.
解决掉最后的一个 狂欢时刻到了 One more to go and it's happy hour.
我猜 貌似他们要把我丢在这儿了 So like, I guess they just, leaving me here.
现在是时候来三连胜了 Now It's time for the hat trick.
哇哇 Wooow!
布伦纳 靠你了 Brenner, it's on you.
现在还剩3颗能量药片 There are still three other power pellets out there.
所以 保持警惕 So, stay alert.
我会做到的 I've got this.
如果我做不到 If I don't
这个世界就完了 the world ends.
我不能让那发生 I can't let that happen.
加把劲 布伦纳 快 Come on, Brenner, come on.
布伦纳 他往其中一个能量炮弹那儿去了 Brenner, he's leading directly into one of the power pellets!
离开那儿 Get out of there.
一 One.
他到底在干嘛 What the hell is he doing?
二 Two.
该死的 布伦纳 我还有个要看着长大的儿子呢 Dammit Brenner, I have a son I would like to see grow up!
三 你会看着他长大的 Three. You'll see your boy grow up!
四 Four.
布伦纳 快离开 他会吃了你的 Brenner, get out! He's going to eat you!
五 Five.
六 Six.
七 Seven.
八 Eight.
九 Nine.
十 Ten.
你做到了 布伦纳 干得漂亮 老兄 You did it! Brenner! Way to go, buddy!
他在那儿 There he is!
火焰爆破枪 Fireblaster!
火焰爆破枪 我爱你 Fireblaster, I love you!
嘿 伙计们 Hey, guys!
借过 我要去找一下英雄们 抱歉 Coming through. Going to one of the heroes, sorry.
嘿 Hey.
看看这个 Check it out.
我想 我找到我们下一个战利品了 I think，I might have found our next trophy.
是q伯特 It's Q'bert.
对 我知道 我知道 Yeah, I know, I know.
我能弄死它吗 Can I kill it?
不行 No!
试着去稍微了解一下他 问些问题 Get to know him a little bit, ask some questions.
然后我们会杀了他 Then we'll kill him.
哈 Huh!
- 我在开玩笑 给他把毯子披上 - 再见 - I'm joking. Just put the blanket on him. - Bye!
总统先生 Mr. President!
拜托了 哈尔 Please, Hal.
总统先生 你的支持率 Mr. President, your approval
从这次危机开始增加了三倍 ratings have tripled since this crisis began.
你觉得在此以前的乐观会让数据 Do you feel the heretofore sanguine caused data
在这个败坏名声的时刻走上正轨吗 are tracking toward an auspicious staining moment?
闭嘴 哈尔 Shut up, Hal.
你只是在用 You're just using big
大话来让他看上去像个蠢蛋 words to try to make him look like an idiot.
我们爱你 总统先生 谢谢你救了我们 We love you, Mr. President. Thank you for saving us.
请不要谢我 Please didn't thank me.
是 山姆·布伦纳 还有他的团队 It's Sam Brenner, and his team
把我们带到胜利的边缘 that have brought us to the brink of victory.
我们理解你为向他们表示敬意而要举办庆功宴 And we understand that you're holding a soiree in their honor.
但在另一波袭击即将到来时这样真的好吗 Is that a good idea when another attack mybe imminent?
没必要担心 No need to worry.
他们会穿上他们的战斗服 They have their arcada uniforms on underneath their tuxes
随时准备着为紧急事件出发 ready to go at a moments notice.
还有 哈尔 And for the record, Hal
我突然明白了那些夸夸其谈的词汇的意思 I happen know what several of those big words meant.
在我上一次去墨西哥的旅行中我喝了少量冰镇的"圣琼红葡萄酒" I drank a few cold "Sanguines" On my last trip to Mexico.
没话说了吧 哈尔 Bite on that, Hal!
你 你 你 You! You! You!
我不知道还有什么会更糟 I didn't know what would be worse.
他们失败 Them failing
或是度过这一关 or them actually pulling this off.
那是什么 吉姆 What was that, Jim?
你就不能闭五秒钟的嘴吗 Can you shut up for five seconds?
我们需要增长火焰的速率 We need to increase the rate of fire.
在你那漂亮的脑袋里 You've already calculated
已经有计划了 不是吗 that in your beautiful mind, didn't you?
这个游戏没有什么节奏或是定律 There's no rhythm or reason to this game.
那些规律呢 你的左方被击败了 Where are the patterns? You get attacked out of left field.
规律 那就是你为什么 Patterns? Is that why you
如此擅长于吃豆人和蜈蚣游戏吗 were so good with Pac man and Centipede?
你记得那些规律 You memorized the patterns?
对 打败这些东西的唯一方法 Yeah. The only way to beat these things.
清数炮弹 估测速度 处理数字 Count the bullets, calculate the speeds, crunch the numbers.
那样有什么好玩的 Where's the fun in that?
噢 是吗 那你想怎么玩 Oh, boy. Why, what do you do?
假装那个人是你 你就不想死 You pretend you're the guy, and you didn't want to die.
听起来不错 但是不是每次都有效吧 Yeah, that sounds cool, but it's not gonna work every time.
这就是重置按钮存在的原因 That's why you have your reset button.
我们那个年代没有这些 We don't have those growing up.
这是我见过的最暴力的游戏 The most violent game I've ever seen.
我不太喜欢它 不适合你玩吧 I don't like it. It isn't healthy for you.
还好吧 我能把握尺度 It's fine, I can handle it.
我不是在说你 我在说我们的战利品 I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to homeboy.
太血腥了 So much blood!
是啊 嘿 你知道什么能让你开心一点吗 Yeah, you know what will cheer you up?
- 奶酪球 - 没错 - A cheese ball. - Yep.
哈 Huh?
来 吸一个 Come on, suck one up.
来一把 Take a hand full.
干得漂亮 干得漂亮 That was smooth. That was very smooth.
我们应该让它好好锻炼一下 You know we should get him some exercise
一会儿可以把它扔在蹦床上 maybe throw him on the trampoline for a little bit?
蹦床 蹦床 蹦床 Trampoline! Trampoline! Trampoline!
好吧 让我陪它练习 Okay, how about me and him do that,
你去邀请我妈妈参加明晚的舞会怎么样 while you go ask my mom to the ball tomorrow night?
悲催的是 我不太受你老妈的欢迎 Unfortunately, I'm not attracted to your mother.
撒谎 Bull crap!
你说对了 我是 好吧 You're right, I am. Okay
吃完这些 finish these.
你会变成胖子的 You're getting chubby.
嗨 Hi.
那么 So.
那么 So?
抱歉 Sorry!
再来 再来 Again! Again!
那么我觉得我有义务 So I'm feeling obligated to
出席一下明晚的舞会了 make an appearance to that thing tomorrow night.
我在想 你明天什么时候到哪儿 I was wondering when you got there?
我到了哪儿之后你可能会跟我一起闲逛了 possible you would like to hang out with me while I was there?
- 就像约会一样 - 像是约会 但是 是的 - Like a date? - Like a date, but.yeah.
我不太明白 I didn't know about that.
我又势利 还有精神问题 I'm a snob, I have mental problems.
好吧 你知道 你确实是 但是你 Well, you know, you are, and you do but
但是我愿意在当天晚上无视这些 I'm willing to overlook that for the evening.
好吧 Okay.
你会去吗 You will?
嗯哼 Um hmm.
三 四 Three, four.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
换个入场方式怎么样 哈 Nice welcome for a change, huh?
别激动 演员同志 别激动 Bring it down, Travolta, bring it down.
他们很爱戴你 很高兴看到他们如此尊重你 兄弟 They love you big man! Good to see the respect, pal.
好了 看看这儿 塞雷娜 Well, looky here, Serena.
他们为了感谢我拯救世界 给我办了一场这么大的派对 They threw me a big party to thank me for saving the world.
你今晚得跟我站近点 And you get to stand next to me all night!
- 先生 要香槟吗 - 谢谢你 - Champagne, sir? - Thank you.
他们答应过我如果跟着他我会有一座岛屿 They promised me an island if I did this.
喔 Oh!
我迫不及待想见到山姆的新朋友了 I'm dying to met Sam's new lady friend.
她没什么好看的 只是约着玩 She's nothing. It's just a little hanging out thing.
- 嗯 当然 - 保险 - Yeah, sure. - Insurance.
她漂亮吗 威尔 Is she pretty, Will?
要看怎么算是漂亮 我的意思是 你很漂亮 Define pretty. I mean, you're pretty.
- 非常漂亮 - 谢谢 - Extremely pretty. - Thank you.
她 我想 传统意义上说 是 She, I think, in the classical sense of the word, is.
- 布伦纳 帮我一下 - 你说的很好 继续 - Brenner, help me out here. - You're doing great, keep going.
你知道 她作为军人 当然 You know, she for military personnel, certainly.
你是第一夫人 You're the first lady.
她有十分 She's a ten.
嘿 布伦纳 Hey, Brenner!
嘿 布伦纳 Hey, Brenner.
失陪了 Excuse me for a second.
来吧马迪 来跳舞 Come on Matty, let's Dance!
你穿着晚礼服看起来不错 You look nice in a tux.
绿色现在正式成为我最喜欢的颜色 Green is officially my favorite color now.
问你个问题 I have a question for you.
总统说我今晚要待命 The President said I'm on call tonight,
所以只能喝半瓶啤酒 so I can only have half a beer.
我知道你喜欢用吸管喝酒 但是 I know you like drinking out of sippy cups, but.
想跟我分一瓶吗 want to split a bottle with me?
怎么了 What happened?
- 你刷了牙的呀 - 是的 - You brush your teeth. - Yeah!
- 是的 - 好啊 带路 - Yeah! - Alright, lead the way.
没问题 You got it.
来聊聊瑟娜萌吧 她长什么样 Let's hear about Sinnamon. What's she look like?
- 哦天 你在开玩笑吗 - 我想知道 - Oh God, are you kidding? - I want to know.
她是个窃夫普拉提老师 她很性感 She's a husband stealing Pilates teacher. She's hot!
而且柔韧性很好 And limber.
这无关紧要 It doesn't matter.
有 当然有关系 Yes, actually it does!
她不是完美的 对吧 She's not perfect though, right?
像她这样抢别人丈夫的女人 Girls like that who steals husbands.
总是有个地方有瑕疵的 always got one thing wrong with them.
说吧 Come on.
她的额头很宽吗 Her forehead's too big?
不 No.
- 下巴有痣吗 - 不 - Mole on the chin? - No.
- 鼻孔大小不一样吗 - 不 - Two different nostrils? - No!
她 She's
完美无暇 flawless.
她 She's
我是说 她的眼睛 她的眼睛分得有点开 I mean, her eyes. Her eyes are a little far apart.
看起来有点像比目鱼 Kinda looks like a flounder.
这就对了 非常好 There it is! Good.
那么今晚 你愚蠢的前夫 So tonight, your doppy ex-husband
就会看着那对眼睛说 is going to be looking into those eyes and saying:
“我到底做了个什么决定” "What kind of choice did I make?"
“以前我凝视着世界上最美的一双眼睛” "I use to stare into the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.
“而现在我只能看着鱼片三明治” and now I'm stuck staring at the fillet fish sandwich."
你刚刚说我有美丽的眼睛吗 Did you say I have beautiful eyes?
同时在诋毁另一个妹子 While insulting the other chick.
哇 Wow.
那真是非常 非常 非常 好 That is really, really, really, good.
谢谢 Thank you.
我能喝口吗 不行吗 我以为我们要分喝一瓶 Can I have some of that? No? I thought we were splitting?
呼-耶 Hoo-ah!
你知道 所有人都是 You know? Everybody likes:
“布伦纳这个”“布伦纳那个” "Brenner this" And "Brenner that."
但是别搞错了 火焰爆破枪才是这个小队的领导 But make no mistake, Fireblaster is the leader of this crew.
火焰爆破枪又是谁了 Who's the Fireblaster, again?
我 塞雷娜 好吧 我只说算了 Me, Serena! Alright, let me just cut to the chase here.
火焰爆破枪在牢里呆了八年 Fireblaster been in prison for 8 years.
从05年开始就没和女人在一起过 He hasn't been with a woman since '05.
现在是你的 You're in for.
幸福时刻 the time of your life.
你要是敢碰我 Even think of touching me,
我就一巴掌把你扇到墙里 and I'm gonna to smack you through the wall.
我也没其他办法 I'd have it no other way.
就应该选玛莎·斯图尔特 Should have gone with Martha Stewart.
至少我还能尝尝 At least then I would have
帕妮妮的口味 或者其它什么鬼 a tasty panini cooked for me, or some shit.
那么 事情结束后你准备怎么办 So, what are you gonna do after all this?
又回到怪才大队吗 Are you gonna go back to the Nerd Brigade?
哇 Wow.
是 是 Yeah. Yeah.
可能是 我是说 Probably. I mean.
我还能干什么 what else would I do?
我觉得像你一样有能力的人 I think someone with your skills.
去搞发明会 would be better off
比搞安装要好得多 inventing technology rather than installing it.
我不知道 当然我很愿意去做一些不同的事情 I don't know, of course I would love to do something different.
你知道 小时候在游戏机厅 You know, I had my shot
我有过这样的机会 when I was a kid in the arcades.
但是 But
我没抓住 I blew it.
是的 我常想 Yeah, I was thinking that
我的人生可能会变得不同 maybe my life would have been different.
每次我拧螺丝的时候 Anytime I'm getting on a roll.
或者觉得 事情发展顺利的时候 or I feel like, everything is going great.
一只大猩猩又向我扔来一个桶 A giant ape throws another barrel at me.
但是 事情都还好 But. it's all good.
别担心 “呼呀” don't worry, "Hooyah".
“呼呀” "Hooyah."
女士们先生们 我自豪地为大家献上一段来自 Ladies and gentlemen, I proud to introduce a special message.
纽约公立学校427学生的特别视频 to the arcaders from P.S. 427.
给所有的玩家 in New York City.
纽约陷入麻烦 New York was in trouble.
吃豆人肆意破坏 Pac-Man caused a ruckus.
玩家们救了我们 But the arcaders saved us.
因为他们是英勇的 Because they are brave sons of .
地球上的人们 People of the earth.
你们犯规了 老兄 have violated the rules of warfare, dude.
犯规了吗 Violated the rules?
因此 你们要受惩罚 并且你们的星球是我们的了 Because of this, you have forfeit, and the planet is now ours.
老兄 十二小时后 Dudes, in 12 hours.
我们将会毁灭地球 we'll commence with the all out destruction of earth.
在那之后 我们会唱这首关于你们宝贝星球的歌 After that, we sing this about your precious planet
她走了 She's gone!!!
哦 我最好学会如何面对 Oh, I better learn how to face.
他们在说什么 What the heck are they talking about?
你要去哪 火焰爆破枪 Where are you going, Fireblaster?
哦 嗨 小孩 Oh, hi kid.
我告诉塞雷娜我要透透气 I told Serena I needed to get some air.
你知道 半小时而已 她就已经 You know. I've only known her half an hour and she's already.
“火焰爆破枪这是 火焰爆破枪那是” " Mrs. Fireblaster this, Mrs. Fireblaster that".
你坠河那晚警察从东河里捞出这个 A cop fished these out of the river the night you went in.
我本来想还你 但是 I was going to give them back to you, but.
我看到镜片上写了点有趣的东西 I saw some interesting things written on the inside of the lens.
吃豆人的外挂加速公式 The Pac-Man cheating code for super speed.
- 你是个骗子 - 那又怎样 - You're a cheater. - So what?
以前我就开挂来帮我赢了比赛 Used cheats codes back in the day to help me dominate.
所以我就想干嘛这次不用 而且它很有用 So I figured why not use them for the big show, and they worked.
你一辈子都在作弊吗 You've been a cheater your whole life?
不 No.
只在我十岁之后 Only since I was 10.
那就是我在世界杯上打败布伦纳的方法 That's how I beat your boy Brenner at the world championships.
我的一切都归功于这幅墨镜 I owe everything I have to these bitchin' shades.
你干了什么 What did you do?
我什么都没干 我以为我们遵守了每项规则 I didn't do anything. I thought we obeyed every rule!
你错了 平民 You thought wrong, civilian!
我们把唯一的机会押在你身 We squandered our one chance on you!
一个重要时刻 A high fiber moment.
- 但我发誓 - 什么都没用 - But I swear.- But nothing!
你听到你听到他们说什么了 你搞砸了 You heard Hall and Oates! You blew it!
我看过你的档案 I've seen your files.
你在你的生活中什么事都没有做完美过 You've never accomplished a dam thing in your life.
布伦纳赢了两场战争 将军 比你还多两场 Brenner won two battles, Admiral. That's two more than you.
没人敢这么跟我说话 中校 I wouldn't get smart with me, colonel.
你完全依赖他的 You were all over this
作秀 而他只会浪费我们的世界 sideshow that did nothing but waste valuable time.
有时候我真的怀疑你就是为外星人工作的 Sometimes I wonder if you not working for the Martians, yourself!
去死吧 将军 Drop dead, Admiral.
你完了 You're done.
好了 你们够了 Alright guys, that enough.
听着 我们做了尝试 但不起作用 Listen, we tried something, it didn't work.
什么声音 What is that?
马迪 Matty!
不敢相信他们抓走马迪当战利品 真抱歉 I can't believe they took Matty as a trophy. I'm so sorry.
好吧 一定有什么我们能做的 Well, there's gotta be something we can do.
艾迪在哪 Where's Eddie?
艾迪 对啊 他钻进老鼠洞 我们就休想再找到他了 Eddie, yeah. Crawled into a hole. We'll never see him again.
口香糖不接我电话 Chewie won't take my calls.
维尔莱被开除了 我们只能孤军奋战 Violet got the boot. We're on our own, guys.
这里就像我的星球一样 This seems like my planet.
没有乐趣 没有欢笑 只有战争 No fun, no laughter. Only war.
等等 Wait.
等一下 Q伯特是从那里来的 他知道所有秘密 Wait a second. Q'bert is from there. He knows all their secrets.
我们曾经是个幸福的星球 直到你们威胁我们之前 We were once a happy planet, before you threaten us.
但我们没有威胁你们 那些只是老游戏的录像 But we didn't threaten you. You saw footage of old games.
他们不知道那是游戏 They do not know they are games.
那你为什么不告诉他们 Q伯特然后让他们停下 Why don't you tell them that Q'bert and stop them?
太迟了 It's too late.
现在母舰 And now the mothership is
正在创造数以百万计的游戏战士 creating millions of video game warriors.
来摧毁你们的星球 to destroy your planet.
那么 我们要做的就是 Look, all we have to do is
进入母舰然后试图阻止他们 get inside the mothership and try to stop them.
而且在上面的时候 我们可以去救马迪 We can rescue Matty while we're up there.
上面 你想去上面吗 Up there, you want to go up there.
我可不想 I didn't know about that.
他们拿走了我们的光子炮 You know they took away our light cannons.
我不觉得你那是个好主意 I don't think that's a good idea.
我们有比光子炮更好的东西 We have something better than light cannons.
我们有乐观的精神和态度 We have a positive, can do attitude.
开个玩笑 I'm kidding.
我们都会死 We are all going to die.
我只是 I'm just.
抱歉 Sorry.
你确定要这么做吗 Are you sure you want to do this?
为什么我们不干脆搬到另一个星球 Maybe we could just find another planet to live on.
闭嘴 老兄 我们要到那艘船上去 Shut up, dude. We're getting on that ship.
唯一的入口在它的下方 And the only way to do that is to get directly under it.
那是唯一的入口 That's the only way in.
游戏士兵来了 快跑 Arcaders are coming, don't worry!
快点 快点 快点 Come on, come on, come on, go!
跟紧我 Stay with me!
抓娃娃游戏没人比我更强了 Nobody is better at the Crane Game then me!
口香糖 Chewie?
伪装是怎么回事 兄弟 What's with the disguise, buddy?
他们想带我到 They tried to take me to
地下避难所 所以我就带着面具开溜了 some underground bunker, so I went rogue.
可以啊 Oh yeah!
神奇小子 你留在地面 Wonder kid, you've got to stay on the ground.
人们需要保护 These people need protection.
哦 谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
活久点 笑多点 爱多点 Live long, laugh much, love often.
好的 Yeah.
够了 That's it.
哦 不 不 That's not，no.
后退 Back it up.
谢谢你当我朋友 Thanks for being my friend.
当然老兄 我爱你 Of course buddy, I love you.
现在去杀敌吧 Let's go kick some ass.
总统先生 能给我个光子炮吗 Mr. President, may I have a light cannon?
别告诉别人我杀了蓝精灵 Don't tell anyone I killed a smurf.
嘿 离那些孩子远点 Hey! Get away from those kids now!
拜托了 Please?
我花了大部分少年时间 I spent most of my formative years.
想让你变成真人 trying to figure out a way to bring you to life .
像“科学怪人”一样 all "Weird Science" Style.
每次的生日愿望 I used every birthday wish.
每天11点11分 every 11:11 on the clock.
每一根许愿骨头 我能找到的每一只七星瓢虫 every little chicken wishbone I could find and every ladybug.
我祈祷 I prayed for this.
但显然 你没有这种感觉 But apparently, you don't feel the same.
好了 我们在它底下了 现在怎么办 Okay, we're under it, Q'bert! Now that?
好耶 好耶 好耶 Well, well, well.
看看谁来了 Look who's here.
叛徒Q伯特 Q'bert the traitor.
和他的骗子伙伴们 and his cheating friends.
来这里乞讨第二次机会吗 Come to beg for a second chance?
你们太走运了 老大想亲自见见你们 You're in luck. The boss wants to met you in person.
所以上来吧 So come on up!
如果你们打败了他 你们就拯救了这个星球 If you defeat him, you save your planet,
并除掉了我们的战士 and destroy our warriors.
但如果你们输了 But if you lose.
上面见 See you on the other side.
你和我想象的一样强大 You're so powerful, just as I imagined.
你赢了 我不会再对抗你 You win! I'm not going to fight you any more.
好吧 我知道你心中有爱 Okay? I know that you have love in your heart .
而且我知道我能让你快乐 and know that I could make you happy,
但如果你要杀我 but if you need to kill me.
那你就动手吧 结果了我 you're just going to have to go ahead, and kill me.
至少我死得快乐 知道我找到了真爱 At least I die happy a happy man, knowing I found true love.
然而我都没能和塞雷娜·威廉姆斯斯握手 And I couldn't even get a handshake from Serena Williams.
好啊 好啊 好啊 Well, well, well.
还以为见不到你了 Didn't think I would ever see you again.
我要向我自己和这个世界 He had to prove to myself,
证明我不作弊也能做到 and the world that I could do this without cheating.
等等 你作弊了吗 Wait. You cheated?
别谈这个了 Moving on.
你打算向我介绍一下你女朋友吗 Gonna introduce me to your girlfriend?
我的未婚妻 Fiancee.
我们在哪 Q伯特 这是哪里 Where are we, Q'bert? What is this place?
我不知道 I don't know.
但是我很害怕 But I'm scared.
好吧 Great.
什么声音 What is that noise?
那是什么 What the hell was that?
大金刚 Donkey Kong.
你最水的一个游戏 One game you suck at.
是的 Yeah.
妈妈我在这 Mom up here!
马迪 Matty!
妈妈 Mom!
我妈在哪里 Where the hell is my momma?
我们来了 宝贝 We're coming for you, honey!
哦不 Oh no!
它们太多了 There's too many of them!
这边走 This way!
唯一能赢这场游戏的办法 跳 Only one way to beat this game! JUMP!
爬上去 快 Up the ladder, fast!
又一个桶 Another barrel.
Q伯特 当心 Q'bert, look out!
Q伯特 Q'bert!
我做不到 找不到规律 I can't do this! There's no pattern!
假装你就是那个不想死的人 Pretend you're the guy and you don't want to die!
我还不想死 I don't want to die!
可我都不能打败艾迪·普兰特 I couldn't even beat Eddie Plant!
艾迪·普兰特是个骗子 Eddie Plant is a cheater!
这就是为什么他在纽约的时候这么厉害 That's why he was so good in New York!
他用外挂代码 He used cheats codes!
你小时候他也是这么干的 He did the same thing to you went you were kids!
你知道那意味着什么 对吧 You know what that means, right?
我是大金刚游戏的世界冠军 I'm the Donkey Kong champion of the world!
大金刚游戏的世界冠军不需要规律 And the Donkey Kong champion of the world doesn't need patterns.
重新振作 Reset button!
小心 口香糖 Move, Chewie!
布伦纳 Brenner!
妈妈快看 Q伯特没死 Mom look! Q'bert's not dead!
救我 救我 Help me, help me!
我很肯定他已经死了 马迪 I'm pretty sure he's dead, Matty.
妈妈 Mom!
求你们了 Please!
好吧 好吧 Okay, fine.
什么 不 What? No!
不 No!
维尔莱 快上来 Violet, get out of there!
小心啊 Look out!
我们被围攻了 We're trapped!
布伦纳 Brenner!
抓住我的大力锤 Grab on to my mighty hammer.
我喜欢你那么说 You loved saying that.
我也是 Yes I did.
布伦纳 你们在干什么 快点 Brenner! Whatever you're doing, please hurry up!
从1982年起我就等着做这个了 I have been waiting to do this since 1982.
太棒了 Yeah!
太棒了 太棒了 Yeah! Yeah!
哦耶 哦耶 Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
马迪 天啊 Matty! Oh God!
- 你还好吗 - 很好 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
你刚刚做得太棒了 You were so awesome down there!
你是我第二喜欢的总统 You're my second favorite president.
你知道奥巴马还是我最喜欢的对吧 You know Obama is still my man, right?
哦 好吧 Oh, okay.
嘿 我们赢了 Hey! We won!
不用交税了 No more taxes!
我们做到了 宝贝 We did it, baby!
我们做到了 We did it!
不 No.
不 不 No, no!
丽莎女神 Lady Lisa!
不 Noooo!!!
艾迪 我还以为再也见不到你了 Eddie, I never thought I would see you again.
布伦纳 我只想说 Brenner, I want to say I'm
抱歉小时候我作弊了 sorry for cheating back when we were kids.
最近又作弊了 and for cheating again more recently.
嘿 我不会去坐牢的 会吗 Hey, I'm not going back to prison for that, am I?
不 但你要承认 No, but you need to admit
布伦纳是世界上最厉害的 to Brenner that he is the best in the world.
不可能 No way.
坐牢 Prison?
布伦纳 Brenner.
你是世界上 you are the best.
最棒的 in the world.
大金刚玩家 at Donkey Kong.
是的 我是 That's right, I am.
勒德洛 怎么了 老兄 Ludlow. What's the matter, buddy?
刚才我总于得到我想要的东西 I finally got the one thing I wanted.
可现在我又是孤身一人了 and now I'm back to being all alone.
丽莎女士 她出现了 Lady Lisa, she made an appearance.
你们在拯救 And while you guys were
世界的同时 也摧毁了他的世界 out saving the world, it kind destroyed his.
太糟糕了 That horrible.
只是为什么他还在这里 为毛你还在这儿 It's just why does he get to stay? Why are you still here?
对不起 I'm sorry.
Q伯特是战利品 Q'bert's a trophy.
我猜战利品能留下 And I guess we get to keep the trophies.
好吧 Yeah.
Q伯特 你怎么了 Q'bert, what is it?
没人觉得奇怪吗 那人刚刚是Q伯特啊 What no one else is weirded out by this? That was just Q'bert!
- 总统先生 - 请说 蕾妮 - Mr. President! Please! - Yeah, Renee.
总统先生 危机解除了吗 Mr. President, Are we out of danger?
是的 事实上 我很高兴宣布 Yes, in fact, I am pleased to announce.
我已经和外星人签订了和平条约 I have brokered a peace treaty with the alien invaders.
这场和平归功于 而且仅仅归功于 This peace is due to, and only die to.
英勇的玩家们 the bravery of the arcaders.
不畏重重困难 挺身而出 救了我们 who against all odds, stepped up, and saved us all.
艾迪·普兰特 Eddie Plant.
勒德洛·拉蒙索夫 Ludlow Lamonsoff.
山姆·布伦纳 Sam Brenner.
中校 维尔莱·范帕顿 And Lt. Col. Violet Van Patten.
他们是美国英雄 are American heroes.
世界英雄 World heroes.
世界英雄 我猜你不再是个“呆子”了 World hero? I guess you're not a "Nerd" Any more.
你会希望我永远是个呆子的 You didn't want me to stop being a nerd, ever.
为什么那样说 Why is that?
就像我说的 呆子吻技都很好 It's like I said, nerds are the greatest kissers.
这让我自己来判断 I will be the judge of that.
嘿孩子们 爸爸回来啦 Hey kids, daddy's home!
爸爸 爸爸 爸爸 Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
爸爸 爸爸 Daddy! Daddy!
库珀 游戏厅开门了 Cooper, it's opened!
开门了吗 It's open?
快走 Come on!
肯定会非常不错 It's gonna be awesome!
谢了 Thank you!
嘿 把钱还给我 你个混蛋 Hey, give me back my quarters, you hoser!
妈妈 Mom!
该死 Dammit!
什么 What?
太差劲了 I suck.
往右 山姆 Gee, Sam.
你怎么做到这么厉害的 你之前可从没玩过这个 How are you so good at this? You've never even played it before.
我也不知道 I don't know.
你仔细观察就会发现它们的运行规律 There's a pattern to how they are moving watch.
没发现 你真的太强了 I don't see it, but you sure as hell do.
用原力 用原力 Use the force. Use the force.
嘿 口香糖 Hey, Chewie.
你现在是游戏明星了 You're a superstar.
可以参加世界大赛了 And it's time to show the world.
各选手注意 Attention all contestants.
比赛将在十五分钟后开始 the competition will start in 15 minutes.
你也是 真有趣 You too? That's so funny.
真的吗 Really?
你真是太有魅力了 I think you're pretty darn foxy yourself.
丽莎女神 我会爱你一辈子的 Lady Lisa, I'll love until the end of time.
- 你在和谁说话 - 没有谁 - Who are you talking to? - Nobody!
我们过会再聊 We'll talk later.
你是勒德洛·拉蒙索夫 神奇小子吗 You're Lamonosoff Ludlow, the wonder kid, right?
谁告诉你的 政府吗 Who told you that, the government?
因为我差一点就解开了 Because I'm this close to
百慕大三角的谜团了 figuring out the secret of the Bermuda Triangle.
哇 你没有朋友吧 Wow, you don't have any friends, do you?
只有奶奶 Just my grandmother.
好了 神奇小子 你可以和我们一起玩 Well wonder kid, you can hang out with us.
真的吗 Really?
你们好啊 渣渣们 What's up, misfits and groupies?
他们叫我火焰爆破枪 They call me the Fireblaster!
因为我的手速很快 Because my hands are blazing fast.
总会把对手们一个个烧为灰烬 and also I will blast all my competitors weak ass moves.
你们就是本地的选手吧 You must be the local talent.
看样子我遇到对手了 If this was a fugly contest I would be in trouble.
至少我们没有取名像“火焰爆破枪”一样奇怪的外号 At least we didn't make up our own nicknames, "Fireblaster".
叫什么并不重要 Who cares who came up with it?
重要的是实力 It's totally tubular.
欢迎各位选手来参加第一届 Welcome gamers to the first annual.
世界电子游戏争霸赛 Worldwide Video Arcade Championship!
今天晚上我们很荣幸 Tonight we have representatives
的邀请到了吉尼斯世界记录员 here from The Guinness Book of World Records.
和美国航空 as well as NASA, the
美国国家航空航天局 National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
他们将要把今晚的比赛视频 Who will be videotaping tonight's competition.
以及在1982年 to be included in a
的新闻事件和流行文化做成视频 compilation of 1982 news events and popular culture.
然后放进宇宙航天器里面 That videotape will be placed in a space probe.
通过美国航空航天局发射到太阳系中 which will be launched by NASA into our solar system.
作为与地外生物 with the hope of connecting to,
交流的信息资源 and perhaps providing a message for.
如果他们存在的话 extraterrestrial life, should it exists.
哦 他们真的存在 Oh, it exists.
先生女士们 Ladies and gentleman!
比赛开始 Start Your Gaming!
好了 女士们先生们今晚真是个让人惊喜的夜晚 Alright, ladies and gentlemen what an evening we've had.
我们刷新了六项美国国家级记录 Six new US records set.
三项世界记录 Three new world records set.
并且经过激励的比拼 我们有两位选手打成平局 And, as the smoke clears, right now we have a tie!
吃豆人世界记录最高分256分 259 points for your new Pac-man World Champion:
选手是火焰爆破枪 艾迪·普兰特 The Fireblaster, Eddie Plant!
干的漂亮 火焰爆破枪 Well done, Fireblaster!
另一个259分世界纪录是小蜜蜂 And 259 for the new "Galaga Centipede" Wold Champion !
引起轰动的菜鸟 山姆·布伦纳 rookie sensation, Sam Brenner!
加油山姆 Go Sam!
好了 先生们 让我们看看接下来鹿死谁手呢 Well gentlemen, how about we break this tie?
我们有加试赛 Let's play.
"大金刚" “Donkey Kong”!
祝你好运 兄弟 Good luck, man.
谢谢 看来你很会利用游戏规律 Thanks. You have the patterns down pretty good for these games.
是个很强劲的对手 You're gonna be tough to beat.
看见没 大金刚就是这样 You see, the thing about Donkey Kong is,
关卡越高 油桶出现的就越随机 the barrels become more random, possessed almost.
你的杀手锏毫无用武之地了 Playing by the patterns doesn't the trick anymore.
怎样 布伦纳 Does it, Brenner?
恭喜 Congratulations.
赢得了第二名 On coming in 2nd!
火焰爆破枪是世界冠军 Fireblaster is the world's champ!
这个可怜的乡巴佬 眼泪汪汪的 The local yokel looked me in the eye, and blinks!
他就是个失败者 永远都是 He's a loser, and you will always be a loser.
山姆 Sam!
山姆 山姆 等等 Sam, Sam, wait.
山姆 听着 Sam, listen.
你将来会上麻省理工的 you're gonna go to MIT,
然后发明什么成为百万富翁 and invent something that makes you a millionaire.
也许还会娶奥利威亚·牛顿·约翰 And maybe even marry Olivia Newton John.
其实我喜欢的是萨曼莎·福克斯 I was actually thinking Samantha Fox.
也行 但是她比不上希娜·伊斯顿 Nice, but she's no Sheena Easton.
好吧 Well.
还有麦当娜 there's always Madonna.
那斯嘉丽·约翰逊怎么样 How about Scarlett Johansson?
太性感了 So hot.
虽然赶不上哈利·贝瑞 但是仍然很有味道 Not Halle Berry hot, but so, so, hot.
别忘了还有凯蒂·派瑞 And didn't forget Katy Perry.
我们现在在干嘛呀 都老了 还不安分 What are we doing right now? We're too old. It's gross already.
难怪你老婆那么讨厌你 Plus you're married to a woman who hates you.
她不是讨厌我 只是不了解我 你懂的 Doesn't hate me, she just don't get it, you know.
我们再也回不到十年前那自由的时光了 We don't have the free time to do stuff like we did 10 years ago.
这份工作真是太烦人了 This job is killing me, man.
如果我是你 If I were you.
我一天就工作半天就关掉手机 maybe half an hour a day turn off the cell phone.
不看电子邮件 Shut down the emails,
不去泡吧 多陪陪老婆 put away the Reggie bars, and focus on your wife.
等等 我看看这个 Hold on, I want to see this.
在约瑟夫·尼布小学 at Joseph Knibb Elementary
施行自己提出的儿童阅读行动 School to promote his youth reading initiative.
一起来看看接下来会发生什么 Here's what happened.
“小猫咪跳到了” "Mittens jumped on to the
“桌子上打翻了整碗的汤” table and knocked over the whole bowl of soup.
“皮尔斯夫人生气的说” The Ms. Pickles said gasp."
“生气的” "Gasped."
“房间安静极了” "And the whole room fell silent.
“这真是一场灾” This was cistat.
“这真是” This is cast.
“宅难” Cattastrophic ".
灾难 Catastrophic.
谢谢 我会读 懂吗 I got it sweetheart, okay?
他为什么吼我 Why did he yell at me?
你真刻薄 You're mean!
不准欺负她 Leave her alone!
总统先生居然不识字 The President can't read.
你真该多读读书了老兄 那么简单的字 You gotta learn how to read, buddy. It's as simple as that.
那天我就睡了三小时 好吗 I was on three hours sleep, alright?
- 你的政策让穷人寒心了 - 很高兴见到你 - Your policies hurt the poor! - Nice to see you!
- 你的手上沾满了无辜孩子们的血 -You have the blood of innocent children on your hands!
谢谢你们的支持 Thank you, for your support!
- 因为你我没法上大学 - 裙子真好看 - I can't go to college because of you! - That's a lovely dress!
- 你会毁了我们国家的 - 好 我们一起努力 - You're ruining the country! - We're all in this together, now.
你过得真不容易 You've got a rough life, bud.
- 先生 - 谢谢 - Sir? - Thank you.
但是至少你有事业 But at least you have a life.
听着 布伦纳 你会过的很好的 Look Brenner, you're meant for something more than this.
你只要把你的才干用到一些实践上 You need to channel your genius into something productive.
我是说你以前很会玩游戏 I mean you were incredible in video games back in the day.
但是现在没用了 But that's a useless skill now.
就像一个优秀的铁匠一样 It's like being a great blacksmith.
有点伤人 先生 就像你读的“灾难”一样 That hurt, man. That's "Cattastrophic" You said that.
我会用这个报复你的 I'm going to get you back for that.
总统先生 如果你把所有的图书馆关闭的话 Mr. President, if you take away all the libraries, sir.
那孩子们要怎么看书 how will the children ever learn to read?
铁匠 再见 Blacksmith, over and out!
你好 我来自怪才大队的一位怪才 Hello. I'm a nerd from the Nerd Brigade.
为您提供视听解决方案 Here to nerd out on all your audio and visual needs.
你每次上门服务都会这样说吗 Do you have to say that every time you show up at a house?
如果想赚钱就必须这样说 If I want to get paid, yes.
不觉得尴尬吗 Isn't that kinda demeaning?
如果没人在意的话 Only if someone brings it up.
- 好的 我不会再提的 - 谢谢 - Okay, I won't bring it up then. - Thanks.
进来吧 Come on in.
那么 有什么可以效劳的 So，What am I installing?
一台新的85英寸4K 3D电视 A new 85 inch, 4K 3D TV.
PS4 还有7.1环绕音响 PlayStation 4, 7.1 surround sound speakers.
真的 你们公司的所有产品我可能都买了 Really? If you guys sell it, we probably bought it.
是你的生日礼物吗 Is it your birthday?
不是 我的父母离婚了 No, my parents are getting divorced.
哦 那就相当于10个生日了 Oh, so it's like 10 birthdays.
是的 我爸爸出轨了 Yeah! My dad cheated on my
和一个十九岁的普拉提教练 mom with his 19 year old Pilates instructor.
她叫“瑟娜萌”带着大写“S” Her name is "Sinnamon", with an "S"
听名字就知道她不是什么好鸟 which tells you all you really need to know about her.
那不一定 你有她的照片吗 I'd like to hear a little more. You got any pictures?
开玩笑的 非常抱歉 I'm kidding. I'm sorry to hear that.
我妈妈恨死她了 My mom kinda hates him right now, and.
她说她要发明 she said she's gonna to invent
一种“小三毁灭炸弹” 专门对付像瑟娜萌那样的女人 a "Slut Seeking Missile" To take out "Sinnamon".
好了 马迪 Okay Matty, you don't need
家丑不可外扬 to tell the nice installer man our whole life.
喔 Woe!
不好意思 喔什么 I'm sorry, woe what?
不 只是你 “喔” No, just you"woe".
我 喔 不是很明白 Me, woe. I don't even know what that means.
我是说 当你儿子告诉我 I mean, just when your son told me.
你的丈夫为了一个十九岁的女孩抛弃你 that your husband left you for a 19 year old.
我还以为你是那种 I guess I thought of you were gonna be like one of those.
在高中初次见面很性感 hot women when we first met in high school.
但是后面就不修边幅 but then let herself go
肚子很大 脖子像火鸡 and got a pot belly and turkey neck with a.
皮肤粗糙的女人 with a hairy chin. "
但是 很显然我错了 But, clearly that's not the case. So.
所以 “喔就像是我今天出门 more like "Woe I should have brushed my teeth.
忘记刷牙了一样” before I left my house this morning".
我是说离开我那个狗窝 Or studio apartment if we're getting real here.
你今天早上真的没刷牙吗 Did you really not brush your teeth this morning?
不 我刷了 No, I did.
我觉得我应该开始工作了 I guess I should just start setting this stuff up right now.
开始吧 Go get'em.
德弗罗中校 Colonel Devereux.
你得看看这个 长官 You need to see this, sir.
我们被袭击了 We're under attack.
那是什么鬼东西 What the hell is those things?
所以 你也玩游戏 So, you a gamer?
当然 Yeah.
当我像你这么大的时候玩 I played when I was your age.
玩的好吗 Were you any good?
那些经典游戏我玩得都很好 It was pretty good at some of the classic games.
经典 你是说光晕和使命召唤吗 Classics like Halo and Call of Duty?
不是 是真正的经典 No. The real classics.
守卫者 吃豆人 和小行星 Defender, Pac-Man, Asteroids.
在游戏厅里玩的那种 Games you played in a arcade.
就建在家附近 which was a building outside your house.
你可以和朋友一起 You would got there with your friends,
听着音乐 到处都是漂亮女孩 listen to music. Cute girls everywhere.
那时候人们把这种叫做“社交” In ancient times they called it "Socializing".
你们在说什么 What are you guys talking about?
游戏 Video games.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
范帕顿夫人 Ms. Van Patten.
我已经弄好了 All finished up down there.
我需要你签个字 I need you to sign the work order.
好的 Okay.
范帕顿夫人 你在房间里吗 Ms. Van Pattern, are you in the closet?
是的 Yeah.
无意冒犯 但是你在那里面干嘛 Not judging, but what are you doing in the closet?
我在哭 I'm mostly crying.
还有喝酒 A little drinking.
或者说是边哭边喝酒 Probably equally crying and drinking.
我也经常这样 Something I do often also.
但是为什么在衣帽间呢 But why in the closet?
因为我不想被马迪看到 Because I didn't want Matty to see me.
我进来了 范帕顿夫人 I coming into the closet, Ms. Van Patten.
我开门了 I'll opening the door.
你还好吗 Are you alright?
我坐在壁橱里面 I'm sobbing on the floor of my closet,
并用吸管杯喝着霞多丽 drinking Chardonnay in a sippy cup.
那么我猜我并不好 so I guess not.
我很抱歉 我收回那个问题 I'm sorry. I withdraw the question.
噢 天呐 Oh, my God.
- 你想聊聊吗 - 不 - You want to talk about it? - No.
好吧 Yeah!
好吧 Yeah.
天呐 Oh God.
长官 我们的飞机场 Sir, we're in the midst of
受到不明力量的攻击 an airfield attack by an unidentified force!
激活安全无线电 Activate secure rf!
妈妈 不 Momma no!
我们高中就在一起了 是模范夫妻 We were high school sweethearts. The perfect couple.
知道吗 他是在瀑布下向我求婚的 Do you know he proposed in a waterfall?
- 在该死的瀑布 - 很浪漫 - I mean a fricking waterfall. - Sweet.
但是就在二十分钟前我收到一条信息 But according to a text I got 20 minutes ago.
他要和那个用香料当名字的十九岁女孩结婚 he's marrying a 19 year old named after a spice.
名字甚至都没写对 Not even spelled correctly.
我从没想过 It's just not where I
我会走到这一步 thought I would be at this point in my life.
是啊 我听你孩子说过 Oh God, I hear that.
我本来想和前妻生个小孩的 I was suppose to have a baby with my ex-wife.
但是那个医生本来该帮我们怀上孩子的 But the doctor who was helping us make the baby.
确实让她怀上了 did help us make the baby.
但是不幸的是 我不在房间里 But unfortunately, I wasn't in the room.
也许这样就是最好的结局了 Maybe this really is all for the best.
你什么意思 How do you mean?
你遇到了个渣男 You already married the wrong guy.
现在可以摆脱了 You got the worst part over with.
是的 你也遇到个渣女 True, and you married the wrong girl.
也许那就意味着我们现在遇到了对的人 Maybe it just means we meet the right person now.
对 Yeah.
喔 Woe!
你是想要吻我吗 Are you trying to kiss me?
绝对不是 Absolutely not.
天呐 Oh God.
对不起 我以为我们都情不自禁了 Sorry. I thought we were having a moment.
打住 只有一会儿 We were, a moment.
你也许是个不错的男人 但是我们才见面 You seem like a very nice guy. But I just met you.
好吗 无意冒犯 Okay? And no offense.
但是我从没想过我的新男友是个210磅的家伙 But I didn't think my rebound guy is a 210 lb person
以安装平板显示器为生 that installs flat screens for a living.
首先 我只有208磅 First of all, 208.
还有就是我没想过你这么势利眼 And wow, I didn't peg you as the snobby type.
势利眼 我吗 Snob? Me?
好吧 Okay.
我不是一个势利眼 I am not a snob.
好吧 假如我是个 Okay, let's just say I was a
亿万富翁 我们坐在游艇上 billionaire and we were out on my giant yacht.
航行在地中海 喝着香槟 in the middle of the Mediterranean, sipping champagne,
然后我过去吻你 and I went in to kiss you.
你会让我亲吗 Would you have kissed me back then?
想清楚了再说 势利眼 Hold that thought, snobby.
大人物 Big man!
你现在能赶到白宫吗 Can you get to the White House right now?
十五分钟后到 I'll be there in 15.
真的想和你在呆一会 While I would love to stick around and listen to you lie.
听你怎么狡辩不想和亿万富翁亲热 about not wanting to make out with the yacht guy.
但是我要走了 I have to go.
顺便说一下 我吻技很好的 For the record, I'm an amazing kisser.
我们这些呆子都这样 All us nerds aregive.
因为我们更重视 Because we appreciate it more.
你今早没刷牙吧 You didn't even brush your teeth this morning.
我吃口香糖了 I ate a Tic Tac!
已经晚了 亲爱的 你现在没机会了 Too late, sweetheart. You had your shot and you blew it.
我没跟踪你 I'm not following you!
好吧 不管你说什么 都已经结束了 死心吧 Yeah, whatever you say, stalky. It's over. Deal with it.
喔 她的脾气爆发就用了3.4秒 Woe, she went from zero to psycho in 3.4
新的世界记录啊 seconds. A new world record.
嘿 斯蒂夫 Hey, Steveo.
这有个疯婆子跟踪我 There's a crazy woman following me.
我担保她是去刺杀总统的 I guaranteed she's here to shoot the President.
如果我是你 我就抽出警棍 If I were you, I would break out the billy club.
给她一顿狠揍 说真的 and go full throttle on her. Seriously.
请进 中校 Go right on through, Lieutenant Colonel.
- 你为什么跟踪我 - 天呐 - Why are you folowing me? - Oh, God.
我真不敢相信 他们居然让你进去了 I can't believe they even let you in here.
当然 Right.
范帕顿中校 你可以直接进入战况研究室 Colonel Van Patten, you can go right into the Situation room.
好的 看见没战况研究室需要我 Yeah, see they need me in the Situation room.
所以自个儿一边玩去吧 So have fun doing whatever you're doing.
布伦纳先生 总统正在办公室等你 Mr. Brenner, President is waiting for you in the Oval office.
看起来有人更重要啊 Somebody is more important!
弗雷迪 别让闲杂人等打扰 Freddy, can you keep the riffraff out of here?
哟 怎么了 Yo, what's up?
啊 天呐 你连衣服都没换 Ah, come on. You couldn't at least changed?
他告诉我要飞奔过来的 He told me to rush right over.
出什么事了 为什么外面那么紧张 What's going on man? Why is it so crazy out there?
我们在关岛的空军基地被袭击了 Our air force base in Guam was attacked.
谁干的 By who?
我也不确定 我还想问你呢 I'm not sure. That's what I wanted to ask you.
过来 看看这个 Come here. Check this out.
我 Me?
对 你 快点 Yeah you, come here.
听听这个 Listen to this.
熟悉这个声音吗 Does that sound familiar to you?
是的 好像在哪听过 Yeah. Where do I know that from?
- 可以暂停一下吗 - 对 就这 - Can you freeze it? - Yeah, hold on.
放大 Go in tighter.
这不可能是真的 That can't be real.
对啊 所以你和我看见的一样吗 Okay, so you're seeing the same thing I'm seeing?
那人到底在我们的汉堡上放了什么样的蘑菇啊 What kind of mushrooms did that guy put on our burgers?
- 都准备好了 总统先生 - 好的 - They're ready for you, Mr. President. - Great.
我要对这次的事件向国家安全委员会作解释 I've got to explain this to the National Security Council.
帮我个忙 山姆 Listen and do me a favor Sam.
再看一遍 看是不是 Watch that again. See if
能找出什么解决办法 there's anything you can find to help us out.
好吧 我能坐你的椅子吗 Yeah. I can sit in your chair?
不 不可以 到处都是监控 No, you can't, and everything is recorded.
好吧 我不坐 我不坐 我不坐 Okay, I won't, I won't, I won't.
我坐在椅子上了 让我也来享受一下 I'm sitting in the chair. Give me a break.
总统先生 Mr. President.
我们对外宣称 We told the press that it
那是一场尖端武器试验 但是失败了 was a advanced weapons test that misfired.
- 所以目前没有造成民众恐慌 - 做的好 - So there's no mass panic yet. - Well good.
我们需要在恐慌前解决这次事件 We will resolve this thing before there's.
总统先生 看来别的国家在无人机 Mr. President, someone has made a major breakthrough.
技术方面取得了突破性进展 in drone technology and it wasn't us.
- 那上面有莫斯科人的指纹 - 胡说 - This has got Moscow's fingerprints on it. - Nonsense.
这是伊朗的秘密行动 我敢保证 It's a Iranian black ops sideshow, I guarantee it.
我有个想法 通过对视频的分析 I have a theory. I think based on an analysis of the footage.
初步断定袭击我们的是 Preliminary indications are that we were attacked by.
小蜜蜂 Galaga.
谁 先生 For whom, sir?
小蜜蜂 Galaga.
狗娘养的 Sons of bitches.
让小蜜蜂下地狱去吧 Then let's blow Galaga to hell!
谁是小蜜蜂 Who's Galaga?
那是一款老式的电子游戏 It's an old timey video game
80年代我老爸那一代人都很喜欢玩的 80's kind of folks like my dad use to play.
总统先生 目前世界上没有任何国家的 Mr. President, there's no nation
军事力量所拥有的军事技术 on Earth that has the military technology.
能轻易的将整栋大楼分解成像素 to simply pixelate entire buildings.
除了伊朗 Except Iran.
别提伊朗 我认为 Forget Iran! I thinking
那是个前沿的跨国集团 it's a cutting edge multinational enterprise.
包括非政府组织 一个智囊团 甚至是一家公司 An NGO, a think tank, maybe even a corporation.
与其猜是伊朗 还不如说是谷歌 We're thinking Iran. When we should be thinking Google.
我们去弄死谷歌吧 Let's blow up Google!
谁能将这个老爷爷把大家 Can someone take away grandpa's
的思维搅乱之前让他闭嘴呢 keys away before he drives us into a ditch?.
- 他是谁 - 送三明治的吗 - Who is this person? - The sandwich guy?
这是我从前玩电子游戏的 This here is my old arcade game technical.
技术顾问 人员 adviser, person.
他叫山姆·布伦纳 他是个技术人员 He is Sam Brenner, he works in the tech sector.
那么你是毕业于加利福尼亚理工学院还是麻省理工 So, Caltech, MIT?
麻省理工 是的 MIT. Yes.
是密西西比理工学院 Mississippi Institute of Technology.
不 不是你所想的那个 No, not the one you were thinking of.
好了 言归正传 Anyway，more to the current point.
布伦纳先生曾是“小蜜蜂”世界冠军 Mr. Brenner here was world "Galaga" Champion.
他对这款游戏无所不知 He knows everything there's to know about this game.
所以 你这身打扮是想告诉我们什么 So, what is it you, and your orange shorts barged in to say?
袭击我们的“小蜜蜂” Just the "Galaga" That attacked us.
现在已经基本上不存在了 doesn't exists anymore.
你好 你可以花1.99美元在手机上下载小蜜蜂 Hello! You can download "Galaga" Your phone for $ 1.99.
不是这个版本的 小帅哥 Not this version, Blue Lagoon.
现在存在的是1986年的修改版 The "Galaga" That exists now came out in 1986.
但是这个事1982年的街机版 But this is 1982 arcade version.
所有的这款机器已经被召回了 All those machines, they recalled them.
他们重新编写了程序 They reprogrammed them
因为在源代码里存在着漏洞 because there was glitches in the original code.
请大家注意观察这些能量的运动路线 You can see by the way the giant space bugs come swooping in.
有点像Z字型 Kinda ziggy zaggy.
Z字型 势利眼这么认为吗 Ziggy zaggy, is that the snobby term?
难道30年前有人在绝版的电子游戏之后 So someone designed these space bugs after an old.
设计了这些奇怪的能量物质 out of print version of a video game from 30 years ago.
但是现在居然没人知道 nobody would know today?
她真的有机会发言吗 Does she really get to talk twice?
她没有资格和长官们一起讨论问题吧 She's not even at the grown up table.
打断一下 这还是在开国家安全会议吗 I'm sorry, is this a National Security Council meeting?
或者说这是宿舍宿醉狂欢 or dorm room drunk party?
我们的国家刚刚受到了未知军事力量的袭击 Our nation has just been attacked by an unknown military force.
如果这次会议得出的结果 If this gets out to the press
是我们在一些过时的电脑游戏上纠结不前 that we are pinning this on some old computer game!
他们不止会在新闻上嘲讽你 they would not only mock you in the news,
总统先生 他们还会弹劾你的 Mr. President, they'd impeach you!
那么我建议那个穿着 So I suggest that the man in
橘色短裤的男士立刻离开这里 the orange shorts leave the room immediately.
由我们这些穿着长裤在政府身居要职的人 And those of us with long pants and government positions.
来商讨对策 can discuss our options.
好吧 布伦纳 帮个忙 Alright, Brenner, do me a favor.
你先走吧 好吗 感谢你的配合 Take off, alright? Appreciate the help.
再见 Goodbye.
抱歉 各位 Sorry everybody.
总统先生 Mr. President.
将军和元帅们 Generals and admirals.
穿西装的伙计们 Guys in suits.
扎克·埃夫隆 Zac Efron.
甘道夫 Gandalf.
还有这儿的哈利·波特 and Harry Potter in the same room.
想一想吧 Imagine that.
老爷爷 敬老院里再见了 Grandpa, see you around the nursing home.
喔 啊 三明治小子也在这儿 Oh ah, the sandwich guy is here.
耍你的啦 Fooled you.
越过游击手到左外场来了一个单打 Pass the shortstop and to the left field for a single.
现在是第二局了 华盛顿队单打领先一分 We're in the 2nd inning, where Washington lead off with a single.
人们都在议论 They're talking about how
他站得笔直 he's standing straight over the plate.
该怎么打球 is working out for him.
在千钧一发之际他拉开了间距 He just drove that gap in the bat hard.
第一次球投掷出场 比分1:0 First pitch being outside for a ball, 1-0.
然后1:0 And the 1-0.
布伦纳 Brenner!
你怎么回事 老兄 What's your problem, dude?
出什么事了 What's going on?
噢 噢 不 布伦纳 Woe! Woe! No, Brenner!
不 布伦纳 不 不 不 No, Brenner. No! No! No!
是我 是我 勒德洛呀 It's me! It's me! It's Ludlow!
拉蒙索夫·勒德洛 那个神奇小子 Lamonsoff Ludlow, the wonder kid?
是啊 Yeah.
你怎么跑到我的车里去了 How did you get into my van?
从你到哪位好好女士家去时我就一直躲在车里 I've been in there since you went to that nice lady's house.
顺便一提 她很萌 She's cute, by the way.
什么 What?
-那是什么 -这个 润肤膏而已 - What is that? - This? It's a moisturizer.
给我看看 Show me what that is.
氯仿 Chloroform
氯仿 Chloroform?
是这样叫的吗 Is that what it says?
你想迷晕我 You were going to drug me?
- 万不得已才会这样 - 你究竟 - Only as a last resort. - What are you?
我得告诉你一些事 There's something I had to tell you.
为什么你不给我打电话 Why didn't you call me then?
因为CIA一直在控制我的手机 Because the CIA has been tapping my phones.
每一个我从泽普鲁德录像带（肯尼迪刺杀录像带）中发现的影片都被剪辑过了 Every since I found out the Zapruder film has been edited.
肯尼迪第一个中枪 JFK shot first!
勒德洛 是你呀 Ludlow, it's you!
老兄 很高兴见到你啊 Buddy! It's so good to see you!
过得怎样 天呐 看看你 How are you? My goodness! Look at you!
- 我知道 - 一切还不错 - I know. - Staying in shape!
我现在吃蛋白质食物 但同时也用一些碳酸盐之类的 I'm on a protein diet,. But I'm also doing carbs.
- 不错 - 但是 老实说 布伦纳 - Good. - But, seriously, Brenner.
我得给你看看一些东西 There's something I have to show you.
我们称之为 And let's just say.
游戏改变者 it's a game changer.
你可是我邀请到这儿来的第一个贵宾 You're the first guest I've had here.
而且是自愿地 voluntary.
有点耸人听闻了 That's a shocker.
如果丽莎是活着的 If Lady Lisa was real.
她会给你17条禁令的 she would have about 17 restraining orders out on you.
实际上 如果一切都是真实的话 Actually, if things were real,
那么一切都会有一点不同的 things would play out a little differently.
想知道我是怎么知道的吗 Want to know how I know that?
“如果她是真的”一本书 "If She Was Real." A book
由拉蒙索夫·勒德洛编写和阐述 written and illustrated by Ludlow Laminsoff.
喔 乖乖 Oh, boy.
你应该卖给动荡地区的巴恩斯 You should sell it at Barnes & Unstable.
- 想来一份复件吗 - 不 - Do you want a copy? - No.
我还有其他八本 I have eight others.
为什么我还要呆在这儿 为什么你还要迷惑我 Why am I here right now? Why did you try to roofie me?
好的 谢谢你的提醒 Right. Thank you for reminding me.
好吧 跟我来 Okay. Follow me.
今天早些时候我们关岛 Earlier today our base
的基地受到了这个家伙的袭击“小蜜蜂” in Guam was attacked by this guy, "Galaga".
你是怎么知道的 How would you know that?
在关岛我有一个笔友 他叫宝宝 I have a pen pal in Guam. His name is Baubau.
宝宝极度害怕 Baubau was terribly frightened.
所以我就黑进了政府的 So I hacked into the government
服务器告诉他一切还好 servers to assure him everything was okay.
但是你知道吗 事实并非如此 But you know what? Everything was not okay.
勒德洛 还记得刚才你出去给我带的沙士饮料吗 Ludlow! Did you get me some giant root beer while you were out?
- 你知道我祖母 她 啊 -当然 - You remember my grandma, she's ah - Sure.
这么多年了她还是那个性格 Still a character after all these years.
忘了 忘了 祖母 有趣的是 No, no, Grandma! It's funny.
我根本没有机会因为. I didn't get a chance too because.
出什么事了 啊 我现在想起来了 What happened? Ah, I remember now.
我正在把地球从毁灭中拯救出来 I'm trying to save the world from annihilation!!!
你疯了吗 Are you nuts?
你够了 You cracker!
别对我大喊大叫 Don't yell at me!
那么 看看 我知道有时候 So look, I know that sometimes
人们会认为我有点阴谋论 people think of me as bit of a conspiracy nut.
是的 Right.
但是有时候 布伦纳 有时 But sometimes, Brenner, sometimes .
那些个阴谋是真的 the conspiracies are real.
你曾经是不是痴迷于“太空入侵者” Have you been playing "Space Invaders" A lot?
是的 你怎么知道 I have. How did you know that?
因为你侵犯到了我的领空 退后 Because you are invading my space. Back up.
布伦纳 你还记得我们小时候 Brenner, do you remember when we were children,
在电脑游戏锦标赛玩那个游戏吗 and played in that video game championship?
当然 老兄 Of course, buddy.
你还记得在玩过所有的游戏 Do you remember how there was a
过后会有录像带吗 tape of the event and all the games we played?
那些录像带会随后 That was then put into
放进一个太空舱然后抛向宇宙 a capsule and shot out to the universe.
去寻找地外生命 looking for extraterrestrial life?
我现在有理由相信 I have reason to believe
那些外星生命发现了那些录像带 that some alien life force found that tape.
把他们看到的转化成现实的版本 And have send down real life versions of what they saw.
来袭击我们 to attack us.
我花了整整一天在四个频道中 I spent a day on 4chan.
搜索来自外星生物的信息来证明我的理论 searching for messages from the aliens to prove my theory.
- 你还想知道什么 - 告诉我 - And you want to know something? - Tell me.
我突然意识到腹内空空 I came up absolutely empty.
所以就分散了我的注意力 我起床后 So then as a distraction me, I got up.
试着观看“篮球兄弟”的一个情节 and tried to watch an episode
昨晚我录在了我的VCR上了 of "One Tree Hill" I recorded on my VCR last night.
我疯狂的观看为了弄明白 I've been binge watching to catch up.
你不连接网线是因为 You didn't have cable because?
因为政府通过分线盒 Because the government
来监控我们 布伦纳 spies on us through our cable boxes, Brenner.
那就得到了证实 That's been proven.
还有你不想让他们看见你 And you didn't want them to
围着丽莎女士跳舞 我也懂 see you dancing around for Lady Lisa? I get it.
不 那盘录像带3个月前就拷贝了 随你怎么说 No that tape was burned 3 months ago. Anyway.
在高频波段的中段 In the middle of the UHF broadcast.
一些奇怪的东西阻断了索菲亚布什的性爱恶作剧 smething peculiar interrupted Sophia Bush's sexy shenanigans.
你这个人类怪胎. You human freak with the huge.
地球上的居民们 Inhabitants of earth.
我们是来自Volula星球的种族 we are a race from the planet Volula.
我们以一些地球常见的形式来接近你们 We came to you in these familiar earth forms.
告诉你们我们已经收到了你们的太空舱 to tell you we've received your vessel.
在里面 我们发现了你们带有敌意的挑战 And in it, your hostile challenge.
我们接受你们的挑战并要在战争中成为胜者 We accept your offer to compete in winner take all battle.
找到你们最勇敢的勇士和我们一较高下吧 Gather your bravest warriors to face our bravest warriors!
胜者为王败者为寇 The winner takes the losers planet.
你们已经输掉第一场战争了 You've already lost the first battle.
为了庆祝我们的胜利 我们已经选出了一个战利品 And for our victory, we've picked a trophy.
我很好 妈妈 I'm okay, Momma.
我爱你 I love you.
那不是真的麦当娜 That's not the real Madonna!
你们会有三条命 You will get three lives.
现在只剩两条了 You have two lives left.
两条命没了将会导致你们的星球完全毁灭 Losing both will lead to the total destruction of your planet.
下一场战斗是在15小时后 The next battle is in 15 hours.
坐标是27-24-79” at coordinates 27-24'-79".
我想我完全晕了 I got lost about half way through.
为什么麦当娜想要占有我们的星球 Why does Madonna want to take over our planet?
这些愚蠢的外星人觉得 These moron aliens think
NASA将1982年我们打游戏的 that the footage NASA sent up to space .
录像带送到太空 of us playing video games in 1982.
是在对它们宣战 was a declaration of war.
星球大战啊 总统先生 Intergalactic war, Mr. President.
不疯狂吗 未曾料到吧 Isn't that crazy? Isn't that unpredictable?
勒德洛 听着 你帮助整理出我们还是孩子时的影带 Lud, listen, you helped unscrambled my Cinemax when we were kids.
我觉得你还是可以叫我口香糖 I think you can call me Chewie.
他们所说的3条命是什么意思 What do they mean by three lives?
- 那是什么玩意 - 请让我说 就这样了 - What is that? - If I may. That's just it.
就像是老式的电视游戏 口香糖总统先生 It's like the video games of old, Chewie Mr. President.
一枚币 三条命 One quarter, three lives.
这个还不完全算是一枚币 This is clearly not a quarter,
这个价值可大得多了 我能留着吗 this is far more valuable. May I keep this?
- 把它放回在桌子上 - 够了 - Put it back on the desk. - Fair enough.
我们输给了第一个“小蜜蜂” We lost the first one, "Galaga".
再来两场损失 然后 Two more losses, and.
游戏结束 It's game over.
现在. Now.
- 那还没有发生 - 够了 - That's not happening. - Fair enough.
假设外星人麦当娜的数字是经纬度的话 Assuming that alien Madonna numbers are latitude and longitude
那么我们就可以假设 then we can safety assume
下一场袭击会发生在今晚 the next attack should happen somewhere.
印度北部的某些地区 in Northern India tonight.
如果你让国家安全局的人来整理出这些信号 If you can get your guys from the NSA to clean up the signal.
那么我们就可以 then we can pinpoint
精确地查到下一场袭击将会在 exactly where the attack is going to be.
甚至我们可能查出他们会用哪种游戏来袭击我们 and maybe even which game they are going to use to attack us.
我无法授权军队做出响应 I can't authorize a military response.
仅仅基于一个看起来像是由 based off a video that looks
几个高中生制作的电视游戏 like it was made by a couple of high school kids.
但是你至少得警告 You've got to at least warn
印度可能会遭受袭击的人们 the people of India something could be coming.
整个国家都会认为我是一个滑稽演员 The whole country thinks I'm a buffoon as it's.
我不能冒那个险 布伦纳 我做不到 I can't risk it, Brenner. I just can't!
别再为泰姬陵的事懊恼了 Don't sweat the whole Taj Mahal thing.
想想世界上仅有其它六大奇观可能就好多了 It's probably better to have only six Wonders of the World now.
你知道什么 我都懂 我只是搞砸了 You know what, I get it, I screwed up.
不会再让那样的事发生了 闭上你的鸟嘴 It won't happen again. Shut up.
早上好 总统先生 Good morning, Mr. President.
“无线电广播罗比先生”来这儿有何贵干 还有这位是 What's "Radio Shack Robbie" Doing here? And this other.
同事吗 fellow?
嗨 勒德洛·拉蒙索夫 Hi. Ludlow Lamonsoff.
其实我们之前是见过面的只是你不记得 We've actually met before but you wouldn't remember.
因为我躲在布伦纳的后车厢里 because it was the back of Brenner's van,
我通过窗户一直在看你们 and I was watching through the window.
你闻起来太美妙了 像《创世纪》一样 You smell so nice, like the Book of Genesis.
拉蒙索夫先生还有布伦纳先生已经同意 Mr. Lamonsoff and Mr. Brenner have agreed to share.
和你还有你的团队共享他们的电子游戏专业知识 Their video game expertise with you and your team.
很乐意合作 Happy to do it.
恕我直言总统先生 With all due respect sir.
没有安全许可 Having civilians with
的平民去参观这些设施 zero security clearance in this facility.
这些平民对我们现在的危机有更深层次理解 These civilians have better insight into our current crisis
相比于我的政府团队来讲 than my entire administration.
我不知道我现在能否做 她太刻薄了 I didn't know if I want to do it now. She's being so mean.
我想要离开了 I kind a want to leave.
- 如果他走了 我也走 我们是一伙的 - 好吧 都停下 - If he leaves, I leave. We're a team.. - Okay, stop.
- 非要这样做吗 - Is this how it's gonna be?
- 你们少来这一套 前面带路 - You guys knock it off. Lead the way
好的 总统先生 Of course, Mr. President.
那么 我们有任何进展吗 中校 So, have we made any progress, Colonel?
突飞猛进 先生 Enormous progress, sir.
现在我们已经搞懂了 We now understand that the
袭击我们的那些东西的能源组成 entities that attacked us are made of energy.
拥有智慧的能量体 Intelligent Energy.
- 早上好 中校 - 早上好 迈克尔 - Good morning, Colonel. - Good morning, Michael.
迈克尔是一个机器人 Michael's a robot!
我猜想外星人可能 I think maybe the extraterrestrials
仿照着他们在卫星里看到的 took what they saw in the orbiter.
用光能造出了一模一样的东西 and recreated the same things using light energy.
然后他们把这些光制成的怪物传送了过来 And then sent these light creatures back at us.
这就是固体物质 子弹 导弹对他们无可奈何的原因 That's why solid matter, bullets, and missiles, won't harm them.
存在损害他们的东西么 Can anything harm them?
可能存在 Maybe.
我们在关岛发现的立方体非常活跃 Cubes we recovered in Guam are normally pretty feisty.
快看 Look at that!
他不喜欢那个 He didn't like it though.
但当他们碰到增压式光粒子的时候 But they calm down pretty quick when we hit them with.
会非常快地平静下来 some supercharged light particles.
有“寻荡妇导弹”吗 我很乐意瞧瞧 And the "Slut Seeking Missile"? I would love to see that.
- 你这里有吗 - 你很聪明啊 - Do you have that around here? - You're so smart.
是吗 你这么觉得吗 Yeah, you think so?
所以你进了密西西比州理工学院 Is that how you got into Mississippi Institute of Technology?
你知道么 我希望永远没有跟你进那个小房间 You know, I wish I never went into that closet with you.
我很高兴哭着独酌 I was very happy drinking and crying by myself.
我非常后悔曾经想吻你 I so regret trying to kiss you.
我宁愿吻游艇男把嘴吻烂 I would kiss the guy in the
也不愿吻你 yacht a hundred times before I would kiss you.
- 继续吧 - 好 - Moving on. - Yeah.
我们已经开始指示海豹特遣队 We've began instructing the Navy
在这种特殊武器的使用上分配了武装力量 Seal task force on the use of prototype weapons.
- 我们为何而训练 - 战争 - What do we train for? - War!
- 我们为何而战 - 胜利 - Why do we fight? - To win!
- 我们何时放弃 - 永不 - When do we quit? - Never!
- 我们为何而训练 - 战争 - What do we train for? - War!
- 我们为何而战 - 胜利 - Why do we fight? - To win!
- 我们何时放弃 - 永不 -When do we quit? - Never!
也许你们的新专家想对我们的特遣队予以指导 Perhaps you expert advisers would like to say a word to our CO?
哦 乖乖 Oh, boy.
男人们 Men.
你们在这个满目疮痍世界的 you have served this nation with distinction.
任何一处的战斗区域里 in combat zones in every
为国家为荣誉而战 nook and cranny of this godforsaken world.
打败每个他们抛给你的敌人 defeating every enemy they've thrown at you.
嗨 你好 Hi, what's up?
布伦纳 Brenner?
我没找到保姆 I couldn't get a babysitter.
哦 Oh!
总统 The President.
带来两个平民玩家来指导我们 has brought in these two civilian arcaders.
我们应该听他们讲解 who we are required to listen to.
120秒 for 120 seconds.
从 starting.
- 这个我做不来 - 你可以的 - I can't do this. - You can do this.
- 我做不到 - 现在开始 - I can't do - now!
我真的做不来 我要吐了 I'm can't do this! I get to throw up!
我们知道怎么操作 他们不知道 大概装装样子就好 We know how to do this, they didn't. Just act the part.
嗨 大家好 Hi guys.
你们好吗 嘿 谢谢 How are you? Hey, thank you,
波特将军做了个漂亮的引荐 General Zod for that beautiful intro.
嘿 伙计们 很高兴见到大家 Hey fellas. Good to see you.
允许我先进行一下自我介绍 我叫山姆·布伦纳 Let me introduce myself. My name is Sam Brenner.
这位神奇小子 也被称为 and this is the wonder kid, also known as.
你们终极梦魇 Your worst nightmare!!!
看我的 布伦纳 Looks to me, Brenner.
就像某些人忘了派出精英 哎哟 Like someone forgot to send us the best of the best. Oops!
反而弄出一群不能自制的 And instead, dropped off a bunch of incontinent!
穿着成人尿不湿的 adult diaper wearing
一群懦夫 还要哄着去睡觉 candy ass, cries themself to sleep.
一群幼稚的婴儿 women baby men people!
我现在看到了什么 What am I looking at right now?
你们究竟是士兵还是魔法麦克 Are you guys soldiers or cast of Magic Mike?
你们来这儿是为了战斗还是跳裸体舞 Are you here to fight or dance naked?
从现在开始 From now on.
你们这些蛆虫 你们这些娘娘腔 you maggots, you little girl maggots.
不管你们是哪种形式的娘娘腔 whatever the hell the form of female maggot is.
娘们 vagina?
你们这群娘们 You, vagina!
当你们吓得翔了一裤 When you magina poop your pants.
你们就会想起我 you're gonna be thinking of me!
在裤子里想起我 In your pants!
你们知道我什么意思 You know what I mean!
你们明白了吗 Do you feel me?
你们明白了吗 大个子 Do you feel me, sailor?
你这个努比亚来的大帅哥 You beautiful Nubian man!
你这个只有老天才能创造的完美成品 You gorgeous specimen of what God can make!
你清楚了吗 Do you feel me?
我觉得你应该明白他的意思 勒德洛 I think you're about to feel him, Lud.
我动不了了 I can't move.
我来帮你 嘿 过来 Let me help you. Hey, come here.
对不起 你不要碰他 来这边坐一会 Sorry, don't touch the guy, sit down.
- 我表现咋样 - 一团糟 - Did I do good? - You did awful.
坐下 Sit down.
不好意思 各位 Sorry about that, everybody.
我知道很奇怪 I know it's weird.
有两个像我和那位的人来给你们指指点点 Two buffoons like me and this guy giving advice to you badasses.
但事实是 我们都是练过的 But the truth is, we've been trained.
从小就接受前额皮质的训练 Since childhood we have been training our prefrontal cortex
利用眼手的协调性来训练 to perform extremely complex movements.
我们完成复杂的动作 with eye-hand coordination
你需要有非常敏锐的感知能力 you need to a very specific cognitive acuity
我在宿舍里的胡侃乱吹中锻炼了口才 I learned a lot of big words at the dorm room drug parties.
本来这些在现实生活中是没什么用的 All of it been meaningless in all areas of our lives.
可突然之间就变成了拯救世界的必要技能 But suddenly it might be coming in handy to saving our planet.
所以我们真心希望各位不要嫌弃我们是普通的人 So we hope you guys can forget about us being civilian morons.
让我们在有限的时间内 and let us teach you a few things,
教会你们一些东西 in what little time we have.
我相信 我们能帮助你们赢下这场战争 I think we might help you win this thing.
在“爆破彗星”里只有一个目标 There's only one objective in "Asteroids".
那就是摧毁每一个行星和每一个飞碟 That's to destroy every rock and every saucer.
你要是想不被这些行星中的任何一个击中的话 You don't want to get hit by any of these boulders.
这就是我建议你们待在中间的原因 That's why I recommend staying in the middle.
不是说你看到了锤子就要拿着它 Just because you see a hammer it doesn't mean "Grab it."
这是因为手里拿着锤子就没办法往上爬了 You're not going to climb a ladder with a hammer in your hand.
干得好 “马弗里克” Good piloting, "Maverick"!
不要锁定雷达 Don't lock on the radar!
干得好 孩子 干得好 It's fine son, it's fine.
你都把整个地球干掉了 You just blew up our entire planet.
这样不行 你很快就会被吃掉了 Ain't no way Inky's catching up to you!
我希望你们关注战船 I want you to focus mostly on ships.
的每一万分 你能得到多一艘三角战船 Every 10,000 points you get another triangle ship.
那是个好东西 That's a good thing.
我去 Damn.
宝刀未老 Still the master.
就像是我们在约会的时候 没有别人 只有我们 It's just like we were dating. No distractions, just us.
和蛋糕 And cake.
哦 大人物 放的奶油太多了 Go, big man. Settle down with that butterscotch frosting.
太多了吗 你知道为什么吗 What, too much? You know what?
要是跟彩虹糖比起来就不算多 You're not going to like what I do with the rainbow sprinkles.
- 现在开始 - 威尔 - Come on now! - Will!
我超爱的 I love it!
糖果怪兽来了 Here comes the sprinkles monster!
总统先生 Mr. President?
哦 詹尼弗 Yeah, Jennifer.
我们刚刚收到“牛肉在哪女士” We've just received an alien
发来的外星人信息 transmission from the "Where's the beef?" Lady.
她怎么说 What did she say?
首先她问了牛肉在哪 First of all she asked "Where the beef" Was.
接着她说下一次进攻会在明天日落时分 Then she said the next battle was on after sundown tomorrow.
纬度是51度30分29 经度是0度9分42 51-30'-29' latitude 0-9'-42 longitude .
那是在哪 Where is that?
走 走 走 动起来 动起来 动起来 Go! Go! Go! Move! Move! Move!
清空这片区域 Clear the area!
所有人 快点 快点 动起来 All of you, quick! Come on, move it!
我说了动起来 I said move it!
- 那么 你们这是算在干什么 - 我来处理 嗨 - So, what's this then mate? - I got this. Hi.
我们是美国人 我们的海军 We're Americans. Our Navy
海豹突击队得到你们政府的授权 Seals were given permission by your government.
为下一场外星人入侵大战做准备 To prepare for an extraterrestrial invasion.
我们相信 大约一小时以后 which be believe will
这里就会遭到攻击 occur at these coordinates in about 60 minutes.
我们在拍啤酒广告 We're shooting a beer commercial.
啊 我明白了 祝你们好运 Ah, right then. Break a leg then.
哦 你什么意思啊 干嘛要骗他 Woe, what was that? Why did you lie to them?
我不想造成民众恐慌 美国佬 Trying not to cause total panic, Yank.
还有你 And you
我不想再听见你说一句话 明白吗 I don't want to hear another word out of you. Alright?
长得跟维也纳的香肠一样 Walking wiener coat.
什么是“维也纳的香肠” What's a "Wiener coat"?
总理女士 我十分感谢 Madam Prime Minister, I can't
你们在这次行动中的大力支持 thank you enough for your cooperation on this.
您太客气了 威尔 Of course, Will.
我觉得只要我们团结一致 I trust with the concord of our powers！
我们就能以逸待劳攻其不备 We can duff up the jiggery pokery of these blighters
打得它们灰溜溜地滚回外星老家去 and send them scuffling back to the fascist fam they came!
你说得对 I know, right?
太棒了 Peg on!
她说的我一句也听不懂 I have no idea what she just said.
我就是想摸一下 I just want to touch it.
留心这些光子炮 先生们 Easy with those light cannons,
先生们 我们没有存货了 gentlemen! We don't have any backups.
这些射线枪会有用吗 范·帕顿 These ray guns gonna work, Van Patten?
我们没法在这里测试 We had no way to field test them, sir
但是电脑显示 but our computer models
成功的可能性比较大 show a great likelihood of effectiveness.
“可能性比较大” 你让我的人拿着 "Great likelihood"? You're
未经检测的武器上战场吗 sending my men into battle with untested ordinances?
我只有两天的时间 I had two days to do
造出一批世界上根本不存在的武器 长官 things never done before on this planet, sir.
别忘了你在跟谁说话 女士 Just remember who you're talking too, missy.
是的 你们谁没有事做 Right! Anybody who doesn't need to be here
跟我到后勤区域 follow me to the support area!
指的就是你们两个 没断奶的乳牛 That means you two, nipple twisters!
过来 Move it!
中校 别担心 它们会起作用的 Colonel, didn't worry. They're gonna work.
美国军队遭受了袭击 那么库珀总统又做了什么呢 The US military was attacked, and what does President Cooper do?
批评家说道：“什么也没做” Critics say:"Nothing" .
严格意义来讲还不正确 他做了一个蛋糕 That's not strictly true, he made a cake.
糖果怪兽来啦 I'm the rope monster!
- 停在那儿 肖恩 - 谢谢 - Put that on pause, Sean. - Thank you.
关掉 Turn it off.
很抱歉 威尔 My apologies, Will.
只是想和妻子一起享受一下黄金时光 Just wanted to spend some quality time with the wife.
喔 我懂 Oh, I understand.
我丈夫说我们不再向过去一样经常待在一起了 My husband says we don't spend the time together like we use to.
所以我把他带到一家“自己动手”的陶艺店里他竟然为我做了一个 So I took him to one of those "Do it yourself" Pottery studios.
他竟然为我做了一个咖啡杯写着“世界上最性感的女总理” He made me a, well: "Sexiest Prime Minister" Coffee mug.
威尔 也许他的审视观与别人不同 你知道吗 Well. Maybe he sees something that nobody else does, you know?
有什么情况吗 范·帕顿中校 Anything, Colonel Van Patten?
安静得出奇 总统先生 It's nearly quiet, Mr. President.
以防是“太空入侵者” 我刚想到一些 In case it's "Space Invaders" I just thought of something.
请回到你的安全区域 Please return to the support area!
有个5+1阵型 好吧 There's a 5 + 1 formation, alright?
如果我需要你 我们知道在哪里找你 懂吗 If I need you, we know where to find you, eye?
现在给我滚开 Now bugger-off .
该死的小丑 Bloody geek.
是“蜈蚣怪” It's "Centipede".
好了 伙计们 按我们刚才所说的做 Okay boys, do exactly what we talked about!
从头向下击杀每一个蜈蚣怪 Kill each centipede from the head down!
不要射击它们的中部不然它们会分裂成两个的 Do not hit him in the middle or he will split in two!
不 不 按刚才说的不要把它们射成两半 No, no! Didn't we just say don't split them in half?
射它们的头 Shoot them head!
蘑菇怪挡住视线了 The mushroom things are in the way!
向蘑菇怪开火 就像打游戏一样 You shoot the mushrooms things like the game!
伙计们 每次它撞到一个蘑菇怪 它就会改变方向 Guys, every time he hits a mushroom, he's gonna change direction!
我的天呐 拜托你找到它的规律 My God! Will you please find the pattern and anticipate!
我根本就不知道规律在哪 I didn't know the patterns!
达夫中士 十二点钟方向 Sergeant Duff. 12 clock!
这特么是哪家公司的啤酒广告啊 What the hell kind of beer commercial is this?
如果我说这是啤酒广告 If I say it's a beer commercial
就特么是一个啤酒广告 it's a bloody beer commercial.
快他妈的给我滚回来 美国佬 Get your bloody ass back here, Yank!
干得漂亮 宝贝 Shock and awe, baby!
高分 外星垃圾们 High Score, alien trash!
你们来错星球了 You messed with the wrong planet!
从兰兹角到约翰奥格罗茨 From Land's End to John O'Groats!
- 你特么在说什么 - 我不知道 - What the hell are you saying? - I didn't know!
嗨 勒德洛 带上光子炮快点过来 Hey, Ludlow! Grab a light cannon and get out here now!
我需要你的帮助 I need your help!
我 不可能 看看我 我看起来美味极了 Me, no! Look at me! I look delicious!
它们会像吃“太空点心”一样把我吃掉 They'll gobble me up like space "Dim sum"!
第二关了 It's level 2!
我们是唯一能够完成任务的人 We're the only ones who can do this!
快点啊 你可是神奇小子啊 Come on! You're the wonder kid!
布伦纳先生 你已经无权使用武器了 You're no authority to dispense weapons here, Mr. Brenner!
总统先生 Mr. President?
让布伦纳指挥战斗 Let the nerds take over.
你说什么 先生 What was that, sir?
让呆子们全权接手 Let the nerds take over!!!
让那些呆子们全权接手 Let the nerds take over!
布伦纳说得对 Brenner's right.
我可是神奇小子 I am the wonder kid.
这可真是最爽的时刻了 This is the best time!
我生活中从没有感觉到如此快乐 I have never been happier in my life!
好了 你们可以松手了 Okay, you can let it go off each other now.
好了 你去干掉那个 我来收拾这个 Alright, you finish that. I'll finish this.
上次我虐你已30多年了 It's been 30 years since I
现在我还要再次虐你 kicked your butt and it's gonna happen again!
挥挥手臂 Move your arms!
向前一步 Let's take it forward!
再退回来 Now take it back!
- 愉快 - 嘿 - Enjoy! - Hey!
别跑 Come back here!
先生 你是何方神圣啊 Who are you, mister?
孩纸 我只是一个擅长打老式电视游戏的失败玩家而已 Son, I'm a just a loser who is good at old video games.
感谢老天啊 Thank God for that!
为政府的作为干杯 Drinks on the US government!
虽然它掩饰了胡佛水坝下面 Which is covering up the truth
关于古金字塔的事实 about the Ancient Pyramid under the Hoover Dam!
你知道吗你是对的 布伦纳 You know you're all right, Brenner.
你也不错呀 势利眼 You're alright too, snobby.
你是打算整晚看着这杯酒 Are you going to nurse that all
还是打算什么时候开喝 night long or when are you going to start hitting it?
我们只是挫败了敌人的士气 所以喝啤酒就够了 We defeat a few malformed belligerents beer is fine.
如果我们想击败所有的太空入侵者 If we defeat a full on space invasion
我想来点更带劲的 I'm thinking something a little stronger.
你真的是在挑战我把你喝到桌子底下去吗 You're really challenging me to drink you under the table?
我看你没有这个本事 老兄 I'm not so sure you can, buddy.
我可是在西点军校我们班最佳伏特加的记录保持者 I was the vodka shot holder in my class at West Point.
我可还是在丹尼斯一次喝过15杯奶昔的人呢 One time I drank 15 milk shakes at Dennys.
那么 就请便了 We'll see what happens.
我们的游戏玩家在哪里 啊 Where are my gamer guys, huh?
貌似你孩童时代浪费的 It looks like all that time you
时间都得到了回报哈 wasted when we were kids is finally paying off.
- 是的 宝贝儿 - 好吧 - Yeah, baby. - Alright!
我能荣幸的敬你一杯酒吗 Sir, may I be honor that by pouring your fluster?
总统不能在非常时刻喝酒 The President can't be seen drinking during times of crisis.
那么都别看了 So nobody look!
看其他的地方吧 Look the other way!
幸存的民众们 Inhabitants of survivors
恭喜你们 你们赢得了这场战争 congratulations, you have won this battle,
请接受我们中的这一位勇士作为你们胜利的奖品 Please accept one of our warriors as a trophy of your victory.
下一次较量可就不会这么容易了 The next challenge It will not be easy.
细节将会通过这个频段很快传给你们 The details will sent via this signal shortly.
请记住 我们仍还有两场优势 Remember, we are still leading two battles to one.
你们再输一场就意味着你们的世界就会灭绝了 One more loss for you will mean the annihilation your world.
祝你们好运 愿你们星球平安 Good luck, and may the best wish planet.
你们听到了吗 You heard them.
回到工作岗位上去吧 Let's get back to work.
我们得为下一场战争做准备 We've gotta get you guys ready for next battle.
战争 谁跟谁 我们 Battle? Who? Huh?
这已成为常事了吗 This is like a regular thing now?
记住我曾经跟你说过 Remember when I told you
在生活中要着眼于更重要的事 you were meant for something more in life?
是的 Yeah.
就是现在了 兄弟 This could be in, buddy.
没有人比你更合适了 There's nobody better than you.
好吧 Well
还有一位仁兄 not at every gamer.
不 不 那不会发生的 No no! Never gonna happen.
你知道 他是对的 布伦纳 Yo know he's right, Brenner.
我们甚至都不知道从哪儿找那混球 We didn't even know Where to find that idiot!
艾迪·普兰特 在1994年到2004年间有过四次婚姻 Eddie Plant married and divorced four times.
最终宣布破产 Declared bankruptcy in 1991 and 2004.
在2005年黑进移动电话公司 In 2005, he was caught hacking cell phone companies
在你们每个月的账单上增加小费 adding one of those fees you see on your bill every month
- 但是却找不出原因 - 真是一个傻逼 - but no idea of what it is. - What a idiot!
在二十年前被送进这个监狱时 He had about 15 million before
他拥有将一千五百万的资产 he was convicted and sentence to 20 years in prison.
警卫 快点放了我吧 Guards, get me out of here.
那可是牛逼的蜈蚣怪杀手啊 It's that mean Centipede killer!
我希望它不会用太空枪干掉我 I hope he don't zap me with his space gun.
最近可好 艾迪 How are you, Eddie?
第二名 你好啊 saber second place
喔 你的老朋友也在啊 Oh, and your sidekick here
“甜甜圈总统” The "Presi-donut".
我不知道你能有一个 I didn't know you could
一个如此悲催的支持率 have an approval rating so "Cattastrophic".
- 好了 艾迪 听着 我们现在想 - 我知道你想要什么 - Okay Eddy, here's what we need. - I know what you need.
你需要火焰爆破枪 You need the Fireblaster.
谁是火焰爆破枪 Who is the Fireblaster?
我 那可是我的绰号 枫林妹 Me. That's my nickname, sugarbuns.
喔 是的 不错 那是你自己取的名字 Oh yeah, that's right, the one you made up for yourself.
是 但是谁会在意是谁取的名字呢 Yeah, who cares who made it up?
完全看实力 It's totally tubular!
是的 Yeah.
所以这就是我不想与布伦纳为伍的原因了 See, this is why I don't think I can have Brenner on my team.
他是个玩不起的玩家 He's just not really a gamer.
从你的住处备好资本 Take out your bag of quarters,
选一款游戏 我来虐死你艾迪 pick a game. I'll destroy you at it.
啊 我会好好选一款游戏的 Oh, I'll pick a game, alright.
- 好吧 我要走了 - 不 不 嘿 嘿 算了吧 - Okay, I'm leaving. - No no, hey, hey, come on.
坐下 Sit down.
好吧 作为交换帮助我们的条件 Okay, in exchange for helping us
我会以个人名义向 I will personally speak to
假使裁决委员会求情减轻你的刑罚 the parole board about reducing your sentence.
- 不行 - 不行吗 - Pass. - Pass?
这笔交易对于艾迪·普兰特来说还不够 That deal don't work for Eddie Plant.
如果你们想要火焰爆破枪出手 得满足他的条件 If you want the Fireblasters help, he has some demands.
什么条件 Demands?
顺便提醒一下 你们要请的可是“四眼火焰爆破枪”哦 The guy you will invite is“four eyes fireblaster" here, by the way.
我要一座小岛 I want an island.
喔 我的天呐 Oh, my God.
美国政府拥有已命名的 There are 18,617 named islands
18617座岛屿 这其中还不 that are part of United States, and its territories.
包括没有命名的 Not to mention all the count less unnamed ones
最好能尽快称之为“艾威夷” like the soon to be called: "Edwahii".
你不可能得到一座小岛 You're not getting an island.
我还要一个满意的道歉 我想永远离开这儿 Then I want a full pardon. I want to get out of here for good.
在完成我的任务后 我不想再承担税务 And after I do, I didn't want to pay no taxes
就像 反正就是永远 like, forever.
就像如果我要买口香糖 我不用再支付销售税 And no sales taxes. If I want buy some for instance gum
我还想要一张闪亮的卡片 上面印有“我拯救了世界” I want to flash a card that says "I saved the world".
我不必再为买一些口香糖而付那坑爹的税了 I didn't have to pay some shit sale taxes for some gum.
我还要一架隐身武装直升机 And I want a stealth attack helicopter
这样我就可以随心所欲的飞到美国橄榄球超级杯大赛 so I can fly over the Super Bowl, at my disposal
而且无论什么时候都能到处飞行 at all times, so I can fly around.
如果世界还存在的话 If the world is still here,
我不想再忍受这可恶的交通问题了 I didn't want deal with traffic no more.
最后 And lastly
我要你为我 塞雷娜·威廉姆斯和玛莎·斯图尔特 I want you to set up a romantic rendezvous
在林肯的卧室举行 between Me, Serena Williams, and Martha Stewart
一场约会 in the Lincoln Bedroom.
第一 你不可能得到一架 Number 1. You're not getting a
直升机或者任何的飞行器或者驾驶机车 helicopter or any sort of flying or driving vehicle.
第二 我相信联邦政府没有你的收入税 Number 2. I'm pretty sure the Federal government
还是可以运行的 这个可以商量 can do without your income taxes, and be fine.
第三 如果你能够帮助我们打败这些玩意 And Number 3. If you help us beat these things.
我觉得还是可以让你重见天日的 I think we can get you out of here.
那玛莎还有塞雷娜的约会呢 And Martha/Serena sandwich?
选她们中的一个 我们来搞定 Pick one of them, and we'll set up a coffee.
塞雷娜·威廉姆斯 谈话结束 Serena Williams. And we are closed.
你好 Hello?
了解 Understand.
今晚就会发生 It's happening tonight.
在哪儿 Where?
纽约市 New York City.
喔 快忘了那些事吧 Oh, forget about it!
你好啊 纽约城 Hello, Big Apple.
勇士们来了 The cavalry has arrived.
谢谢你的加入 Thanks for coming.
我们看过了你们是如何去收拾蜈蚣怪的 We saw how you guys took care of the centipedes.
希望你们能再显神威 We hope you can do the same for us.
我们都这样想 好了 我们该处理谁 We hope so, also. Well, what are we dealing with?
过来 Over here.
菜鸟 Rookie
告诉他们你刚才看到了什么 just tell them what you saw.
太糟了 It was awful.
就像怪物电影中的一样 你知道吗 It was like one of those monster movies, you know?
但是这次 But this time
这些怪物成真了 the monster was real.
怪物是谁 And who was this monster?
吃豆人 Pac-Man.
吃豆人 那可是我的软肋啊 Pac-Man? Boom, that's my jam.
我们去拿一些光子炮 Let's get some light cannons,
把这个混球炸回到它的老家去 and blow this sucker back to whatever planet it came from.
不 光子炮弄不死它 No! Light cannons don't kill Pac-Man.
这些小鬼能做到 Those little ghosts do.
嘣 咱们去找一些小鬼吧 Boom! Let's get us some little ghosts.
你要找鬼 You want ghosts?
她有小鬼 She's got ghosts.
我们利用立方体的能源力场技术 We use the energy force field technology from the cube
为这些车制造出了四个迷你 to develop four mini
发电机 称之为“小鬼” generators for each of the cars. "Ghosts".
我们正打算称它们为“XM950攻击模型” We're calling them "XM950 Attack Modules".
好吧 那我们现在就称它们为“迷你小鬼” Okay, we're calling them "Mini-ghost"
因为我们根本就记不住你说的什么 because we'll never remember what you just said.
为什么会是四个 我们只有三个人 谁是第四个 Why are there four? There's only three of us. Who is the fourth?
我来给你们介绍一下岩谷彻教授吧 May introduce to you Professor Toru Iwatani.
吃豆人的创造者 The creator of Pac-Man.
你说的是日语吗 Do you speak Japanese?
不 No.
先生 很荣幸感谢你 Sir, what an honor.
为我们生活带来的这么多乐趣 Thanks for all the joy you brought to our lives.
棒极了 Awesome.
做你婊子的烂游戏 I made your game my bitch!
什么是 What is.?
“婊-砸” "Bit-cha"?
别管他 他是个罪犯 Don't worry about it, he's a criminal.
- 你还好吗 - 是的 - You alright? - Yeah.
好吧 假设他们是按照 Okay, assuming they play by the
“蜈蚣怪”的游戏规则来玩的话 rules of the game like they did in "Centipide"
你们只需要用能量域击中吃豆人三次 你们就赢了 you guys hit Pac-Man 3 times with the energy field, you win.
勒德洛说得对 你确实闻起来挺香 Ludlow's right. You do smell good.
- 祝你好运 - 好 - Good luck. - Yeah
先生们 我马上把 Gentlemen, I will be sending
吃豆人现在的坐标传输到你们的GPS上 Pac-Man's current coordinates to your GPS.
让我们定位它然后干掉它 Let's locate and eliminate.
加油 伙计们 Come on guys.
吃豆人是个坏小子吗 Pac-Man's a bad guy?
吃豆人不坏 Pac-Man is not bad!
我创造他是为了给世界上所有人带来欢乐 I created him to bring joy to all people of the world.
他们对他洗脑了 They've brainwashed him!
实际上 Deep down
他友善又温和 He's kind, gentle
是个你可以倾诉难题 someone you can tell your troubles to,
或者一起吃个汉堡的人 or grab a hamburger with!
你会明白的 You'll see.
岩谷教授 回到车里去 Professor Iwatani, get back into the car!
岩谷教授 你在干什么 Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?
我要和他说话 他是我儿子 I will talk to him. He's my son!
不 那不是个好主意 No, that's a bad idea.
你好 Hello
我亲爱的小男孩儿 my sweet little boy.
看看你都长这么大了 Look how big you've grown!
我多为你骄傲啊 I am so proud of you.
这太甜蜜了 他是这么亲切 It's so sweet. He's so sweet.
但是所有这些你正在做的这些毁灭性的事 But all these destructive things you're doing
都是错的 it's wrong.
我是你父亲 I am your father.
我知道 I know
你是个好孩子 you're a good boy.
不 No!
快来个人杀了那个愚蠢的贱东西 Somebody kill that stupid bitch!
他们就是扭曲的像匹诺曹和盖比特的关系 That was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff right there.
好了 失败者们 Alright, losers!
三二一 Three on one!
开战吧 Let's hit it!
吃豆人的速度比我记忆中的还要快 Pac-Man's, faster than I remembered!
吃豆人经常都比鬼魂还要快 Pac-Man always been faster then the ghosts.
我们得以策略取胜那个蠢东西 We're going to have to outmaneuver his ass.
神奇小子 你和第二名分开行动 Wonder bro, you and Silver Medal break off!
我和大黄待在一起 I'll stay with Big Yellow.
哇 艾迪 你是怎么做到那么快的 Wow Eddie, how did you do that so fast?
因为我是冠军 长腿冠军 中校 Because I'm the champ, Lt. Long legs.
不 Nope!
怎么了 Whats up?
噢耶 Oh yeah!
干得好 艾迪 Good one, Eddie!
一号毁灭 One down!
第二轮开始 Two to go!
很好 吃豆人二号刚刚在北边界四条街距离的地方重生了 Okay, Pac-Man number two just regenerated 4 streets north bound.
下一个十字路口向东转 Turn east at the next intersection.
布伦纳 直走 Brenner, go straight!
明白 Got it.
勒德洛 左转 Ludlow to the left.
艾迪 下一个十字路口 左转 Eddie, at the next intersection, turn left.
我们追到他了 We've got him!
他无处可逃了 There's no where to go!
噢 天啊 不 Oh, God! No!
“噢 天啊 不” 什么 "Oh, God, no" what?
他吃了能力炮弹 He ate the power pellet!
吃豆人有了十秒钟的时间可以吃我们 Pac man has 10 seconds where they can eat us!
为什么是我 Why me?
噢 天呐 别吃我 别吃我 求求你别吃我 Oh, God, don't eat me! Don't eat me! Please don't eat me!
伙计们 救命 Boys! Help!
我还是个处男呢 不想死啊 I'm going to die a virgin!
你为什么要这样对我 Why are you doing this to me?
你脑子秀逗了啊 You've been brainwashed!
你是个好孩子啊 You're a good boy!
勒德洛 跑 脚快动起来 跑啊 Ludlow, run! Pump those legs, go!
干得好 艾迪 That a boy, Eddie!
你刚刚尝到了"火焰爆破枪"的威力 傻瓜 You just got "Fireblasted", sucker!
什么 What?
他到底是怎么那么快就到那儿的 How the hell did he get over there so fast?
该走了 冠军 Way to go, champ!
输给我还高兴吗 第二名 Aren't you glad you sprung me, Second place?
当然了 激动不已 Yeah, trilled.
解决掉最后的一个 狂欢时刻到了 One more to go and it's happy hour.
我猜 貌似他们要把我丢在这儿了 So like, I guess they just, leaving me here.
现在是时候来三连胜了 Now It's time for the hat trick.
哇哇 Wooow!
布伦纳 靠你了 Brenner, it's on you.
现在还剩3颗能量药片 There are still three other power pellets out there.
所以 保持警惕 So, stay alert.
我会做到的 I've got this.
如果我做不到 If I don't
这个世界就完了 the world ends.
我不能让那发生 I can't let that happen.
加把劲 布伦纳 快 Come on, Brenner, come on.
布伦纳 他往其中一个能量炮弹那儿去了 Brenner, he's leading directly into one of the power pellets!
离开那儿 Get out of there.
一 One.
他到底在干嘛 What the hell is he doing?
二 Two.
该死的 布伦纳 我还有个要看着长大的儿子呢 Dammit Brenner, I have a son I would like to see grow up!
三 你会看着他长大的 Three. You'll see your boy grow up!
四 Four.
布伦纳 快离开 他会吃了你的 Brenner, get out! He's going to eat you!
五 Five.
六 Six.
七 Seven.
八 Eight.
九 Nine.
十 Ten.
你做到了 布伦纳 干得漂亮 老兄 You did it! Brenner! Way to go, buddy!
他在那儿 There he is!
火焰爆破枪 Fireblaster!
火焰爆破枪 我爱你 Fireblaster, I love you!
嘿 伙计们 Hey, guys!
借过 我要去找一下英雄们 抱歉 Coming through. Going to one of the heroes, sorry.
嘿 Hey.
看看这个 Check it out.
我想 我找到我们下一个战利品了 I think，I might have found our next trophy.
是q伯特 It's Q'bert.
对 我知道 我知道 Yeah, I know, I know.
我能弄死它吗 Can I kill it?
不行 No!
试着去稍微了解一下他 问些问题 Get to know him a little bit, ask some questions.
然后我们会杀了他 Then we'll kill him.
哈 Huh!
- 我在开玩笑 给他把毯子披上 - 再见 - I'm joking. Just put the blanket on him. - Bye!
总统先生 Mr. President!
拜托了 哈尔 Please, Hal.
总统先生 你的支持率 Mr. President, your approval
从这次危机开始增加了三倍 ratings have tripled since this crisis began.
你觉得在此以前的乐观会让数据 Do you feel the heretofore sanguine caused data
在这个败坏名声的时刻走上正轨吗 are tracking toward an auspicious staining moment?
闭嘴 哈尔 Shut up, Hal.
你只是在用 You're just using big
大话来让他看上去像个蠢蛋 words to try to make him look like an idiot.
我们爱你 总统先生 谢谢你救了我们 We love you, Mr. President. Thank you for saving us.
请不要谢我 Please didn't thank me.
是 山姆·布伦纳 还有他的团队 It's Sam Brenner, and his team
把我们带到胜利的边缘 that have brought us to the brink of victory.
我们理解你为向他们表示敬意而要举办庆功宴 And we understand that you're holding a soiree in their honor.
但在另一波袭击即将到来时这样真的好吗 Is that a good idea when another attack mybe imminent?
没必要担心 No need to worry.
他们会穿上他们的战斗服 They have their arcada uniforms on underneath their tuxes
随时准备着为紧急事件出发 ready to go at a moments notice.
还有 哈尔 And for the record, Hal
我突然明白了那些夸夸其谈的词汇的意思 I happen know what several of those big words meant.
在我上一次去墨西哥的旅行中我喝了少量冰镇的"圣琼红葡萄酒" I drank a few cold "Sanguines" On my last trip to Mexico.
没话说了吧 哈尔 Bite on that, Hal!
你 你 你 You! You! You!
我不知道还有什么会更糟 I didn't know what would be worse.
他们失败 Them failing
或是度过这一关 or them actually pulling this off.
那是什么 吉姆 What was that, Jim?
你就不能闭五秒钟的嘴吗 Can you shut up for five seconds?
我们需要增长火焰的速率 We need to increase the rate of fire.
在你那漂亮的脑袋里 You've already calculated
已经有计划了 不是吗 that in your beautiful mind, didn't you?
这个游戏没有什么节奏或是定律 There's no rhythm or reason to this game.
那些规律呢 你的左方被击败了 Where are the patterns? You get attacked out of left field.
规律 那就是你为什么 Patterns? Is that why you
如此擅长于吃豆人和蜈蚣游戏吗 were so good with Pac man and Centipede?
你记得那些规律 You memorized the patterns?
对 打败这些东西的唯一方法 Yeah. The only way to beat these things.
清数炮弹 估测速度 处理数字 Count the bullets, calculate the speeds, crunch the numbers.
那样有什么好玩的 Where's the fun in that?
噢 是吗 那你想怎么玩 Oh, boy. Why, what do you do?
假装那个人是你 你就不想死 You pretend you're the guy, and you didn't want to die.
听起来不错 但是不是每次都有效吧 Yeah, that sounds cool, but it's not gonna work every time.
这就是重置按钮存在的原因 That's why you have your reset button.
我们那个年代没有这些 We don't have those growing up.
这是我见过的最暴力的游戏 The most violent game I've ever seen.
我不太喜欢它 不适合你玩吧 I don't like it. It isn't healthy for you.
还好吧 我能把握尺度 It's fine, I can handle it.
我不是在说你 我在说我们的战利品 I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to homeboy.
太血腥了 So much blood!
是啊 嘿 你知道什么能让你开心一点吗 Yeah, you know what will cheer you up?
- 奶酪球 - 没错 - A cheese ball. - Yep.
哈 Huh?
来 吸一个 Come on, suck one up.
来一把 Take a hand full.
干得漂亮 干得漂亮 That was smooth. That was very smooth.
我们应该让它好好锻炼一下 You know we should get him some exercise
一会儿可以把它扔在蹦床上 maybe throw him on the trampoline for a little bit?
蹦床 蹦床 蹦床 Trampoline! Trampoline! Trampoline!
好吧 让我陪它练习 Okay, how about me and him do that,
你去邀请我妈妈参加明晚的舞会怎么样 while you go ask my mom to the ball tomorrow night?
悲催的是 我不太受你老妈的欢迎 Unfortunately, I'm not attracted to your mother.
撒谎 Bull crap!
你说对了 我是 好吧 You're right, I am. Okay
吃完这些 finish these.
你会变成胖子的 You're getting chubby.
嗨 Hi.
那么 So.
那么 So?
抱歉 Sorry!
再来 再来 Again! Again!
那么我觉得我有义务 So I'm feeling obligated to
出席一下明晚的舞会了 make an appearance to that thing tomorrow night.
我在想 你明天什么时候到哪儿 I was wondering when you got there?
我到了哪儿之后你可能会跟我一起闲逛了 possible you would like to hang out with me while I was there?
- 就像约会一样 - 像是约会 但是 是的 - Like a date? - Like a date, but.yeah.
我不太明白 I didn't know about that.
我又势利 还有精神问题 I'm a snob, I have mental problems.
好吧 你知道 你确实是 但是你 Well, you know, you are, and you do but
但是我愿意在当天晚上无视这些 I'm willing to overlook that for the evening.
好吧 Okay.
你会去吗 You will?
嗯哼 Um hmm.
三 四 Three, four.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
换个入场方式怎么样 哈 Nice welcome for a change, huh?
别激动 演员同志 别激动 Bring it down, Travolta, bring it down.
他们很爱戴你 很高兴看到他们如此尊重你 兄弟 They love you big man! Good to see the respect, pal.
好了 看看这儿 塞雷娜 Well, looky here, Serena.
他们为了感谢我拯救世界 给我办了一场这么大的派对 They threw me a big party to thank me for saving the world.
你今晚得跟我站近点 And you get to stand next to me all night!
- 先生 要香槟吗 - 谢谢你 - Champagne, sir? - Thank you.
他们答应过我如果跟着他我会有一座岛屿 They promised me an island if I did this.
喔 Oh!
我迫不及待想见到山姆的新朋友了 I'm dying to met Sam's new lady friend.
她没什么好看的 只是约着玩 She's nothing. It's just a little hanging out thing.
- 嗯 当然 - 保险 - Yeah, sure. - Insurance.
她漂亮吗 威尔 Is she pretty, Will?
要看怎么算是漂亮 我的意思是 你很漂亮 Define pretty. I mean, you're pretty.
- 非常漂亮 - 谢谢 - Extremely pretty. - Thank you.
她 我想 传统意义上说 是 She, I think, in the classical sense of the word, is.
- 布伦纳 帮我一下 - 你说的很好 继续 - Brenner, help me out here. - You're doing great, keep going.
你知道 她作为军人 当然 You know, she for military personnel, certainly.
你是第一夫人 You're the first lady.
她有十分 She's a ten.
嘿 布伦纳 Hey, Brenner!
嘿 布伦纳 Hey, Brenner.
失陪了 Excuse me for a second.
来吧马迪 来跳舞 Come on Matty, let's Dance!
你穿着晚礼服看起来不错 You look nice in a tux.
绿色现在正式成为我最喜欢的颜色 Green is officially my favorite color now.
问你个问题 I have a question for you.
总统说我今晚要待命 The President said I'm on call tonight,
所以只能喝半瓶啤酒 so I can only have half a beer.
我知道你喜欢用吸管喝酒 但是 I know you like drinking out of sippy cups, but.
想跟我分一瓶吗 want to split a bottle with me?
怎么了 What happened?
- 你刷了牙的呀 - 是的 - You brush your teeth. - Yeah!
- 是的 - 好啊 带路 - Yeah! - Alright, lead the way.
没问题 You got it.
来聊聊瑟娜萌吧 她长什么样 Let's hear about Sinnamon. What's she look like?
- 哦天 你在开玩笑吗 - 我想知道 - Oh God, are you kidding? - I want to know.
她是个窃夫普拉提老师 她很性感 She's a husband stealing Pilates teacher. She's hot!
而且柔韧性很好 And limber.
这无关紧要 It doesn't matter.
有 当然有关系 Yes, actually it does!
她不是完美的 对吧 She's not perfect though, right?
像她这样抢别人丈夫的女人 Girls like that who steals husbands.
总是有个地方有瑕疵的 always got one thing wrong with them.
说吧 Come on.
她的额头很宽吗 Her forehead's too big?
不 No.
- 下巴有痣吗 - 不 - Mole on the chin? - No.
- 鼻孔大小不一样吗 - 不 - Two different nostrils? - No!
她 She's
完美无暇 flawless.
她 She's
我是说 她的眼睛 她的眼睛分得有点开 I mean, her eyes. Her eyes are a little far apart.
看起来有点像比目鱼 Kinda looks like a flounder.
这就对了 非常好 There it is! Good.
那么今晚 你愚蠢的前夫 So tonight, your doppy ex-husband
就会看着那对眼睛说 is going to be looking into those eyes and saying:
“我到底做了个什么决定” "What kind of choice did I make?"
“以前我凝视着世界上最美的一双眼睛” "I use to stare into the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen.
“而现在我只能看着鱼片三明治” and now I'm stuck staring at the fillet fish sandwich."
你刚刚说我有美丽的眼睛吗 Did you say I have beautiful eyes?
同时在诋毁另一个妹子 While insulting the other chick.
哇 Wow.
那真是非常 非常 非常 好 That is really, really, really, good.
谢谢 Thank you.
我能喝口吗 不行吗 我以为我们要分喝一瓶 Can I have some of that? No? I thought we were splitting?
呼-耶 Hoo-ah!
你知道 所有人都是 You know? Everybody likes:
“布伦纳这个”“布伦纳那个” "Brenner this" And "Brenner that."
但是别搞错了 火焰爆破枪才是这个小队的领导 But make no mistake, Fireblaster is the leader of this crew.
火焰爆破枪又是谁了 Who's the Fireblaster, again?
我 塞雷娜 好吧 我只说算了 Me, Serena! Alright, let me just cut to the chase here.
火焰爆破枪在牢里呆了八年 Fireblaster been in prison for 8 years.
从05年开始就没和女人在一起过 He hasn't been with a woman since '05.
现在是你的 You're in for.
幸福时刻 the time of your life.
你要是敢碰我 Even think of touching me,
我就一巴掌把你扇到墙里 and I'm gonna to smack you through the wall.
我也没其他办法 I'd have it no other way.
就应该选玛莎·斯图尔特 Should have gone with Martha Stewart.
至少我还能尝尝 At least then I would have
帕妮妮的口味 或者其它什么鬼 a tasty panini cooked for me, or some shit.
那么 事情结束后你准备怎么办 So, what are you gonna do after all this?
又回到怪才大队吗 Are you gonna go back to the Nerd Brigade?
哇 Wow.
是 是 Yeah. Yeah.
可能是 我是说 Probably. I mean.
我还能干什么 what else would I do?
我觉得像你一样有能力的人 I think someone with your skills.
去搞发明会 would be better off
比搞安装要好得多 inventing technology rather than installing it.
我不知道 当然我很愿意去做一些不同的事情 I don't know, of course I would love to do something different.
你知道 小时候在游戏机厅 You know, I had my shot
我有过这样的机会 when I was a kid in the arcades.
但是 But
我没抓住 I blew it.
是的 我常想 Yeah, I was thinking that
我的人生可能会变得不同 maybe my life would have been different.
每次我拧螺丝的时候 Anytime I'm getting on a roll.
或者觉得 事情发展顺利的时候 or I feel like, everything is going great.
一只大猩猩又向我扔来一个桶 A giant ape throws another barrel at me.
但是 事情都还好 But. it's all good.
别担心 “呼呀” don't worry, "Hooyah".
“呼呀” "Hooyah."
女士们先生们 我自豪地为大家献上一段来自 Ladies and gentlemen, I proud to introduce a special message.
纽约公立学校427学生的特别视频 to the arcaders from P.S. 427.
给所有的玩家 in New York City.
纽约陷入麻烦 New York was in trouble.
吃豆人肆意破坏 Pac-Man caused a ruckus.
玩家们救了我们 But the arcaders saved us.
因为他们是英勇的 Because they are brave sons of .
地球上的人们 People of the earth.
你们犯规了 老兄 have violated the rules of warfare, dude.
犯规了吗 Violated the rules?
因此 你们要受惩罚 并且你们的星球是我们的了 Because of this, you have forfeit, and the planet is now ours.
老兄 十二小时后 Dudes, in 12 hours.
我们将会毁灭地球 we'll commence with the all out destruction of earth.
在那之后 我们会唱这首关于你们宝贝星球的歌 After that, we sing this about your precious planet
她走了 She's gone!!!
哦 我最好学会如何面对 Oh, I better learn how to face.
他们在说什么 What the heck are they talking about?
你要去哪 火焰爆破枪 Where are you going, Fireblaster?
哦 嗨 小孩 Oh, hi kid.
我告诉塞雷娜我要透透气 I told Serena I needed to get some air.
你知道 半小时而已 她就已经 You know. I've only known her half an hour and she's already.
“火焰爆破枪这是 火焰爆破枪那是” " Mrs. Fireblaster this, Mrs. Fireblaster that".
你坠河那晚警察从东河里捞出这个 A cop fished these out of the river the night you went in.
我本来想还你 但是 I was going to give them back to you, but.
我看到镜片上写了点有趣的东西 I saw some interesting things written on the inside of the lens.
吃豆人的外挂加速公式 The Pac-Man cheating code for super speed.
- 你是个骗子 - 那又怎样 - You're a cheater. - So what?
以前我就开挂来帮我赢了比赛 Used cheats codes back in the day to help me dominate.
所以我就想干嘛这次不用 而且它很有用 So I figured why not use them for the big show, and they worked.
你一辈子都在作弊吗 You've been a cheater your whole life?
不 No.
只在我十岁之后 Only since I was 10.
那就是我在世界杯上打败布伦纳的方法 That's how I beat your boy Brenner at the world championships.
我的一切都归功于这幅墨镜 I owe everything I have to these bitchin' shades.
你干了什么 What did you do?
我什么都没干 我以为我们遵守了每项规则 I didn't do anything. I thought we obeyed every rule!
你错了 平民 You thought wrong, civilian!
我们把唯一的机会押在你身 We squandered our one chance on you!
一个重要时刻 A high fiber moment.
- 但我发誓 - 什么都没用 - But I swear.- But nothing!
你听到你听到他们说什么了 你搞砸了 You heard Hall and Oates! You blew it!
我看过你的档案 I've seen your files.
你在你的生活中什么事都没有做完美过 You've never accomplished a dam thing in your life.
布伦纳赢了两场战争 将军 比你还多两场 Brenner won two battles, Admiral. That's two more than you.
没人敢这么跟我说话 中校 I wouldn't get smart with me, colonel.
你完全依赖他的 You were all over this
作秀 而他只会浪费我们的世界 sideshow that did nothing but waste valuable time.
有时候我真的怀疑你就是为外星人工作的 Sometimes I wonder if you not working for the Martians, yourself!
去死吧 将军 Drop dead, Admiral.
你完了 You're done.
好了 你们够了 Alright guys, that enough.
听着 我们做了尝试 但不起作用 Listen, we tried something, it didn't work.
什么声音 What is that?
马迪 Matty!
不敢相信他们抓走马迪当战利品 真抱歉 I can't believe they took Matty as a trophy. I'm so sorry.
好吧 一定有什么我们能做的 Well, there's gotta be something we can do.
艾迪在哪 Where's Eddie?
艾迪 对啊 他钻进老鼠洞 我们就休想再找到他了 Eddie, yeah. Crawled into a hole. We'll never see him again.
口香糖不接我电话 Chewie won't take my calls.
维尔莱被开除了 我们只能孤军奋战 Violet got the boot. We're on our own, guys.
这里就像我的星球一样 This seems like my planet.
没有乐趣 没有欢笑 只有战争 No fun, no laughter. Only war.
等等 Wait.
等一下 Q伯特是从那里来的 他知道所有秘密 Wait a second. Q'bert is from there. He knows all their secrets.
我们曾经是个幸福的星球 直到你们威胁我们之前 We were once a happy planet, before you threaten us.
但我们没有威胁你们 那些只是老游戏的录像 But we didn't threaten you. You saw footage of old games.
他们不知道那是游戏 They do not know they are games.
那你为什么不告诉他们 Q伯特然后让他们停下 Why don't you tell them that Q'bert and stop them?
太迟了 It's too late.
现在母舰 And now the mothership is
正在创造数以百万计的游戏战士 creating millions of video game warriors.
来摧毁你们的星球 to destroy your planet.
那么 我们要做的就是 Look, all we have to do is
进入母舰然后试图阻止他们 get inside the mothership and try to stop them.
而且在上面的时候 我们可以去救马迪 We can rescue Matty while we're up there.
上面 你想去上面吗 Up there, you want to go up there.
我可不想 I didn't know about that.
他们拿走了我们的光子炮 You know they took away our light cannons.
我不觉得你那是个好主意 I don't think that's a good idea.
我们有比光子炮更好的东西 We have something better than light cannons.
我们有乐观的精神和态度 We have a positive, can do attitude.
开个玩笑 I'm kidding.
我们都会死 We are all going to die.
我只是 I'm just.
抱歉 Sorry.
你确定要这么做吗 Are you sure you want to do this?
为什么我们不干脆搬到另一个星球 Maybe we could just find another planet to live on.
闭嘴 老兄 我们要到那艘船上去 Shut up, dude. We're getting on that ship.
唯一的入口在它的下方 And the only way to do that is to get directly under it.
那是唯一的入口 That's the only way in.
游戏士兵来了 快跑 Arcaders are coming, don't worry!
快点 快点 快点 Come on, come on, come on, go!
跟紧我 Stay with me!
抓娃娃游戏没人比我更强了 Nobody is better at the Crane Game then me!
口香糖 Chewie?
伪装是怎么回事 兄弟 What's with the disguise, buddy?
他们想带我到 They tried to take me to
地下避难所 所以我就带着面具开溜了 some underground bunker, so I went rogue.
可以啊 Oh yeah!
神奇小子 你留在地面 Wonder kid, you've got to stay on the ground.
人们需要保护 These people need protection.
哦 谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
活久点 笑多点 爱多点 Live long, laugh much, love often.
好的 Yeah.
够了 That's it.
哦 不 不 That's not，no.
后退 Back it up.
谢谢你当我朋友 Thanks for being my friend.
当然老兄 我爱你 Of course buddy, I love you.
现在去杀敌吧 Let's go kick some ass.
总统先生 能给我个光子炮吗 Mr. President, may I have a light cannon?
别告诉别人我杀了蓝精灵 Don't tell anyone I killed a smurf.
嘿 离那些孩子远点 Hey! Get away from those kids now!
拜托了 Please?
我花了大部分少年时间 I spent most of my formative years.
想让你变成真人 trying to figure out a way to bring you to life .
像“科学怪人”一样 all "Weird Science" Style.
每次的生日愿望 I used every birthday wish.
每天11点11分 every 11:11 on the clock.
每一根许愿骨头 我能找到的每一只七星瓢虫 every little chicken wishbone I could find and every ladybug.
我祈祷 I prayed for this.
但显然 你没有这种感觉 But apparently, you don't feel the same.
好了 我们在它底下了 现在怎么办 Okay, we're under it, Q'bert! Now that?
好耶 好耶 好耶 Well, well, well.
看看谁来了 Look who's here.
叛徒Q伯特 Q'bert the traitor.
和他的骗子伙伴们 and his cheating friends.
来这里乞讨第二次机会吗 Come to beg for a second chance?
你们太走运了 老大想亲自见见你们 You're in luck. The boss wants to met you in person.
所以上来吧 So come on up!
如果你们打败了他 你们就拯救了这个星球 If you defeat him, you save your planet,
并除掉了我们的战士 and destroy our warriors.
但如果你们输了 But if you lose.
上面见 See you on the other side.
你和我想象的一样强大 You're so powerful, just as I imagined.
你赢了 我不会再对抗你 You win! I'm not going to fight you any more.
好吧 我知道你心中有爱 Okay? I know that you have love in your heart .
而且我知道我能让你快乐 and know that I could make you happy,
但如果你要杀我 but if you need to kill me.
那你就动手吧 结果了我 you're just going to have to go ahead, and kill me.
至少我死得快乐 知道我找到了真爱 At least I die happy a happy man, knowing I found true love.
然而我都没能和塞雷娜·威廉姆斯斯握手 And I couldn't even get a handshake from Serena Williams.
好啊 好啊 好啊 Well, well, well.
还以为见不到你了 Didn't think I would ever see you again.
我要向我自己和这个世界 He had to prove to myself,
证明我不作弊也能做到 and the world that I could do this without cheating.
等等 你作弊了吗 Wait. You cheated?
别谈这个了 Moving on.
你打算向我介绍一下你女朋友吗 Gonna introduce me to your girlfriend?
我的未婚妻 Fiancee.
我们在哪 Q伯特 这是哪里 Where are we, Q'bert? What is this place?
我不知道 I don't know.
但是我很害怕 But I'm scared.
好吧 Great.
什么声音 What is that noise?
那是什么 What the hell was that?
大金刚 Donkey Kong.
你最水的一个游戏 One game you suck at.
是的 Yeah.
妈妈我在这 Mom up here!
马迪 Matty!
妈妈 Mom!
我妈在哪里 Where the hell is my momma?
我们来了 宝贝 We're coming for you, honey!
哦不 Oh no!
它们太多了 There's too many of them!
这边走 This way!
唯一能赢这场游戏的办法 跳 Only one way to beat this game! JUMP!
爬上去 快 Up the ladder, fast!
又一个桶 Another barrel.
Q伯特 当心 Q'bert, look out!
Q伯特 Q'bert!
我做不到 找不到规律 I can't do this! There's no pattern!
假装你就是那个不想死的人 Pretend you're the guy and you don't want to die!
我还不想死 I don't want to die!
可我都不能打败艾迪·普兰特 I couldn't even beat Eddie Plant!
艾迪·普兰特是个骗子 Eddie Plant is a cheater!
这就是为什么他在纽约的时候这么厉害 That's why he was so good in New York!
他用外挂代码 He used cheats codes!
你小时候他也是这么干的 He did the same thing to you went you were kids!
你知道那意味着什么 对吧 You know what that means, right?
我是大金刚游戏的世界冠军 I'm the Donkey Kong champion of the world!
大金刚游戏的世界冠军不需要规律 And the Donkey Kong champion of the world doesn't need patterns.
重新振作 Reset button!
小心 口香糖 Move, Chewie!
布伦纳 Brenner!
妈妈快看 Q伯特没死 Mom look! Q'bert's not dead!
救我 救我 Help me, help me!
我很肯定他已经死了 马迪 I'm pretty sure he's dead, Matty.
妈妈 Mom!
求你们了 Please!
好吧 好吧 Okay, fine.
什么 不 What? No!
不 No!
维尔莱 快上来 Violet, get out of there!
小心啊 Look out!
我们被围攻了 We're trapped!
布伦纳 Brenner!
抓住我的大力锤 Grab on to my mighty hammer.
我喜欢你那么说 You loved saying that.
我也是 Yes I did.
布伦纳 你们在干什么 快点 Brenner! Whatever you're doing, please hurry up!
从1982年起我就等着做这个了 I have been waiting to do this since 1982.
太棒了 Yeah!
太棒了 太棒了 Yeah! Yeah!
哦耶 哦耶 Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
马迪 天啊 Matty! Oh God!
- 你还好吗 - 很好 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
你刚刚做得太棒了 You were so awesome down there!
你是我第二喜欢的总统 You're my second favorite president.
你知道奥巴马还是我最喜欢的对吧 You know Obama is still my man, right?
哦 好吧 Oh, okay.
嘿 我们赢了 Hey! We won!
不用交税了 No more taxes!
我们做到了 宝贝 We did it, baby!
我们做到了 We did it!
不 No.
不 不 No, no!
丽莎女神 Lady Lisa!
不 Noooo!!!
艾迪 我还以为再也见不到你了 Eddie, I never thought I would see you again.
布伦纳 我只想说 Brenner, I want to say I'm
抱歉小时候我作弊了 sorry for cheating back when we were kids.
最近又作弊了 and for cheating again more recently.
嘿 我不会去坐牢的 会吗 Hey, I'm not going back to prison for that, am I?
不 但你要承认 No, but you need to admit
布伦纳是世界上最厉害的 to Brenner that he is the best in the world.
不可能 No way.
坐牢 Prison?
布伦纳 Brenner.
你是世界上 you are the best.
最棒的 in the world.
大金刚玩家 at Donkey Kong.
是的 我是 That's right, I am.
勒德洛 怎么了 老兄 Ludlow. What's the matter, buddy?
刚才我总于得到我想要的东西 I finally got the one thing I wanted.
可现在我又是孤身一人了 and now I'm back to being all alone.
丽莎女士 她出现了 Lady Lisa, she made an appearance.
你们在拯救 And while you guys were
世界的同时 也摧毁了他的世界 out saving the world, it kind destroyed his.
太糟糕了 That horrible.
只是为什么他还在这里 为毛你还在这儿 It's just why does he get to stay? Why are you still here?
对不起 I'm sorry.
Q伯特是战利品 Q'bert's a trophy.
我猜战利品能留下 And I guess we get to keep the trophies.
好吧 Yeah.
Q伯特 你怎么了 Q'bert, what is it?
没人觉得奇怪吗 那人刚刚是Q伯特啊 What no one else is weirded out by this? That was just Q'bert!
- 总统先生 - 请说 蕾妮 - Mr. President! Please! - Yeah, Renee.
总统先生 危机解除了吗 Mr. President, Are we out of danger?
是的 事实上 我很高兴宣布 Yes, in fact, I am pleased to announce.
我已经和外星人签订了和平条约 I have brokered a peace treaty with the alien invaders.
这场和平归功于 而且仅仅归功于 This peace is due to, and only die to.
英勇的玩家们 the bravery of the arcaders.
不畏重重困难 挺身而出 救了我们 who against all odds, stepped up, and saved us all.
艾迪·普兰特 Eddie Plant.
勒德洛·拉蒙索夫 Ludlow Lamonsoff.
山姆·布伦纳 Sam Brenner.
中校 维尔莱·范帕顿 And Lt. Col. Violet Van Patten.
他们是美国英雄 are American heroes.
世界英雄 World heroes.
世界英雄 我猜你不再是个“呆子”了 World hero? I guess you're not a "Nerd" Any more.
你会希望我永远是个呆子的 You didn't want me to stop being a nerd, ever.
为什么那样说 Why is that?
就像我说的 呆子吻技都很好 It's like I said, nerds are the greatest kissers.
这让我自己来判断 I will be the judge of that.
嘿孩子们 爸爸回来啦 Hey kids, daddy's home!
爸爸 爸爸 爸爸 Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
爸爸 爸爸 Daddy! Daddy!