《我们的生活》前情提要 Previously on This Is Us...
我喜欢我们的生活 I love our life.
就喜欢现在的生活 I love it right now.
我很怕会有改变 And I'm so scared of changing it.
我无法容忍我们之间有任何改变 I'm not gonna stand for anything changing between us.
我不想和他们不一样 I don't want to be different from them.
和谁不一样 学校里那些孩子吗 Different from who? Who, the kids at school?
如果得了A 我就有冰激凌吃 If I get an "A," I'll get ice cream,
而凯特和凯文没有 他们会恨我的 and Kate and Kevin won't, and then they'll hate me.
我现在可不能和一个胖子谈恋爱 I can't fall for a fat person right now.
那看来我得减肥了 I guess I'll lose the weight then.
我做了什么能享受这种待遇呢 What did I do to deserve this?
你为我做了太多贴心的事 You've done a lot of really nice things for me,
所以我想回报你 so I wand to return the favor.
把"硬纸板"切成方块 放到碗里 By cutting up cardboard into little squares
来回报我吗 "美味啊" and putting it in a bowl? Yum.
凯文 自从那天你过来 Hey, so, Kevin, uh, it's been a few days now, you know,
就一直住在这里 since you showed up.
-也没提前打电话 -对 - Without calling. - Right.
就是想问下... I was just sort of wondering...
你什么时候走 When are you leaving?
就这意思 Yeah.
洗衣机这下真是不行了 Washing machine is officially cooked.
不 她还能用呢 至少还能洗六轮 Ah, she's still got some life in her, at least six more cycles.
杰克 我们家有三个孩子 Jack, we have three infants.
中午之前就能洗六回了 We're gonna be doing six cycles by noon.
-杰克 -干嘛 - Jack? - Yeah.
快来帮忙 Uh, I need your help.
水漏得到处都是 It's leaking everywhere.
拯救大行动啊 This is bail out!
天啊 Oh, my God.
这是全世界最好的洗衣机 This is the best washing machine in the entire world.
这台洗衣机真让我兴奋 I'm actually turned on by this washing machine.
我来告诉你什么叫"性奋" I'm gonna show you turned on.
-真的吗 -当然 - Oh, you are? - I am.
-三个小家伙 -三个小家伙 - Big Three! - Big Three!
我只是想把厨房稍微改动一下 I just want to do a small kitchen remodel.
换几个新橱柜 再把工作台面换了 Just some new cabinets, maybe some new countertops.
给我 兰德尔 那是我的弹力球[蛋蛋] Give me those, Randall, they're my bouncy balls.
但是[屁股]妈妈把球给我了 But Mom gave them to me.
你说了"屁股" You said "butt."
你说了"蛋蛋" You said "balls."
你干什么 凯文 What the hell, Kevin?
把灯关了 现在都凌晨两点了 Turn the lights out, man, it's 2:00 a.m.
该死 凯文 你把它给毁了 Damn it, Kevin, you ruined it.
都被你给毁了 It's all ruined.
兄弟 我... Hey, man, I'm...
对不起 伙计 I'm sorry, dude.
别 Don't.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我是想帮你 I'm trying to help you.
对不起我碰了你珍贵的毯子 Look, I'm sorry I touched your precious woobie.
可它也太臭了 That thing reeks by the way.
这是我被遗弃时裹着的毯子 凯文 It's the blanket I was left in, Kevin.
那也不代表你不能偶尔洗一洗 Well, it doesn't mean you can't wash it once in a while.
-你怎么回事 -我怎么回事 - What's your problem? - What's my problem?
是啊 你怎么回事 Yes, what's your problem?
我怎么回事 现在是凌晨两点 What's my problem? Dude, it's 2:00 a.m.
-灯还开着呢 -孩子们 - and all the lights are still on! - Hey, guys.
上帝啊 都这个时候了 What in the name of God could you possibly
你们有什么可吵的 be fighting about right now?
-他用球砸我的脸 -他不让我睡觉 - He threw a football at my face. - He keeps waking me up.
我得睡觉 因为我明天有场重要比赛 And I need to get sleep because I have a big game tomorrow.
好吧 凯文 可是兰德尔有很多作业 Okay, Kevin, but Randall has a lot of homework,
而且他现在又加入了橄榄球队 and now that he's on the football team,
所以他没多少时间写作业 he has a lot less time do do it.
他为什么突然要加入橄榄球队 And why does he suddenly need to be on the football team?
我该拿你们怎么办 What do I have to do with you guys?
难道非得让你们分房睡吗 Do I have to make you go sleep in separate rooms?
-那样其实挺好的 -不用非得那样 - Yes, actually that'd be great. - You don't have to do that...
不过这可办不到 Okay, that won't work
因为家里仅剩的一间空房 because the only empty room in the house
-就是地下室 -我要了 - is the basement. - I want it.
凯文 Kevin...
凯... 冷静一下好吗 K... would you relax?
兄弟 别这样 Hey. Dude, come on.
你不用非得去地下室 You don't have to go into the basement.
我会把灯关上 I'll turn off my light,
然后去厨房写作业 and I'll do my homework in the kitchen.
这个提议很不错 That's a very nice offer.
凯文 听见你弟弟说什么了吗 Kevin, do you hear what your brother's saying?
听见了 Yeah, I heard him.
-嗨 凯文 -艾希莉 - Hi, Kevin! - Ashley.
孩子长牙了吗 That baby teething?
-你知道的 -好吧 - You know it. - All right.
你好 华先生 Ni hao, Mr. Hwa.
加油练肌肉啊 Keep working on that core.
-嗨 -你好 - Hey. - What's up?
早上好 先生们 Morning, gentlemen.
-嗨 -早上好 - Hey. - Good morning.
看啊 我跑了九公里 Look at this, I got six miles.
-不错嘛 老兄 -还好 - Good for you, buddy. - Yup.
我跑了十二公里 I did eight.
-威廉还在睡吗 -是啊 - Is William still asleep? - Yeah.
我想昨天的化疗让他累坏了 I feel like yesterday's chemo took a lot out of him.
早晨的抱抱 Morning hugs!
-给我个早晨的拥抱 -不 你太脏了 - Give me my morning hug. - No, gross!
爸爸 你浑身都是汗 Daddy, you're all sweaty.
好了 孩子们抓紧时间 All right, come on girls,
装好书包 午饭 上车 backpacks, lunches, car.
走吧 我马上就出去 Let's go. I'll be right out.
-祝你们一天愉快 小美女们 -你也是 - Have a great day, beautifuls. - You too.
-爸爸爱你们 -再见 爸爸 爱你 - Daddy loves you. - Bye, Dad, love you.
再见 孩子们 Bye, kiddos.
凯文 Hey, Kevin.
你看见我办公室里的一本黄色拍纸簿了吗 Did you see a yellow legal pad in my office?
你是指我的卧室吗 You mean my bedroom?
"卧室"吗 Do I though?
好吧 我去冲个澡 All right, I am gonna grab a shower.
-晚饭前办公室见 -好的 - Meet you at the office before dinner. - Yeah.
我们今晚要一起吃晚餐 Look, he and I are having dinner tonight,
所以他今晚不在家 so you have a Kevin-free evening.
就你们俩吗 Just the two of you?
-单独吃饭 -不 我们会和妈妈汇合 - Alone? - No, we're meeting our mother.
好吧 Oh, okay.
怎么了 Why?
没什么 我想象不出你和凯文在一起的画面 No, I just couldn't imagine you and Kevin hanging out.
你什么... 他就住在我们家 贝丝 What do you... Well, the guy lives in our house, Beth,
我们一直都在一起呢 we hang out all the time.
是啊 可你俩从没单独待在一间房里过 Yeah, but you guys are never in the same room alone together.
我们刚刚一起去跑步了 Uh, we just went for a run together.
你俩吗 Together?
不是吧 Really?
什么叫"不是吧" So, what this mean, "really?"
圣经故事 该隐杀死弟弟亚伯
该隐和亚伯的结局可不怎么好 宝贝 It didn't end well for Cain and Abel, baby,
我就想说这个 that's all I'm saying.
我们不是该隐和亚伯 Well, we're not Cain and Abel.
是啊 他们可比你们坦诚多了 Well, they were much less repressed.
不过就算我们是该隐和亚伯 But if we were Cain and Abel
我也是该隐 对吧 I'd be Cain, right?
因为他赢了兄弟之争 'Cause he's the brother who won?
你说了算 All right.
-我爱你 -爱你 - I love you. - Love you.
此次跑步为目前最快速度 That was your fastest run yet.
必须的 Damn right it was.
小样儿 Damn right.
当前卡路里摄入量
蛋白质
碳水化合物
蔬菜
水果
-我应该尿完再称 -你刚刚才尿过 - I should pee. - You just peed.
-能少一点是一点 -没错 - Every ounce counts. - That's true.
我这次一定减了很多 And I'm crushing this weigh-in.
当然 Get it!
好的 凯特 准备好了吗 All right, Kate, are you ready?
-准备好了 -好 我们开始吧 - I am. - All right. Let's do this.
-能帮我拿一下吗 -好 - Oh, will you hold this for me? - Yeah.
好的 祝贺你 美女 All right. Congratulations, lady.
你减掉了1.1斤 You are down a pound and a quarter.
才一斤 A pound?
是啊 还...还多0.1斤呢 Yeah, and a... and a quarter.
还多0.1斤 And a quarter.
我累死累活好几周 竟然只掉了一斤 Okay, I kill myself for weeks, and I'm down a pound?
-还多0.1斤呢 -对 没错 - And a quarter. - Right. Yeah.
还是有效果的 对吧 It's working, all right?
不过你还得继续坚持 You got to keep going, though.
坚持才是最困难的 但你可以的 This is the tough part, but you got this.
是啊 Yeah.
很不错 Good job.
掉秤了 掉秤就是好事 Down. Down is great.
-谢谢 -很棒 真不错 - Thanks. - Nice work, nice work.
-好了 -托比 你准备好了吗 - All right. - All right, Toby, you ready?
-好了 -好的 -Yup. - All right.
看我的 Okay. Oh, wow.
你减了七斤多 帅哥 You lost eight more pounds, mister.
-可不是吗 -你知道这代表什么吗 - Yeah. All right. - You know what that means?
看看谁达到了本月的减肥目标 Hey, guys, guess who just met their month goal?
就是这位 This guy!
真不错 托比 你愿意拍张成功照吗 Nice. Hey, yeah, Toby, do you mind if we take a victory pic?
-不 不 不用了 -当然要拍 - Oh, no, no, that's not necessary. - No, of course it is.
-不 没什么大不了 -你达到目标了啊 - No, it's no biggie. - You hit your goal.
这没什么 It's no biggie.
不 是你不再是大块头了 No. You are no biggie... anymore.
-对 -我为你骄傲 托比 - Yeah. - I'm proud of you, Toby.
去拍吧 让他们高兴一下 Go, give 'em what they want.
好吧 听你的 Okay, all right.
我去拍... Uh, I'll do the...
-我去拍成功照 -好的 来吧 - I'll do the victory photo. - Yes, let's do it.
好 要拍照了 大家伙儿 都过来 All right, we're doing it. All right, guys, let's get in here.
-拍成功照 -来吧 大家集合 - Victory photo. - Come on, circle it up.
好的 一 二 三 All right, one, two, three.
-茄子 -茄子 - Cheese! - Cheese!
超可爱 再来一张 笑 Super cute. Another one. Smile!
好了 真美 Yes! Beautiful!
我们的生活 第一季 第七集
我打算大力推广天气期货 I want to make a big push on rising temp futures.
我们还有一些客户并不相信科学 Some of our clients don't currently believe in science,
等钞票开始滚滚而来 but we'll have 'em watch
我们要让他们看看阿尔·戈尔的纪录片 an Al Gore documentary once the cash starts rolling in.
美国副总统戈尔畅销书《难以忽视的真相》同名纪录片 反映全球变暖
我说的对吧 各位 Am I right, people?
怎么 没话说吗 什么情况 Come on, guys, nothing? That was...
那个人是"奶爸"吗 Is that the Manny?
没错 是他 Yup. That's the Manny.
-我来早了 -是啊 - I'm early! - Right.
我马上就来 I'll be right there.
你们看起来好有型 You guys look sharp.
我等下... 去办公室找你 I'll meet you in the... meet you in the office.
-好啊 -好 - Okay. - Cool.
那我先去你办公室坐会儿 Just chill out in your office?
好 Yeah.
这位就是奶爸 That is the Manny.
#挺起胸膛 向前飞翔# #Straighten up and fly right#
#挺起胸膛 好好生活# #Straighten up and stay right#
#挺起胸膛 向前飞翔# #Straighten up and fly right#
#冷静点 爸爸 不要发脾气# #Cool down, Papa, don't you blow your top#
唱得真好听 Sounds good.
-真的吗 -当然 - Really? - Yeah.
我都不记得上次这么紧张是什么时候了 I don't remember the last time I was this nervous.
只是排练而已 对吧 Oh, it's just rehearsal, right?
对 可这是我十年来第一次排练 Yeah, but it's my first rehearsal in ten years.
你会表现得很好 宝贝 You're gonna do great, babe.
今晚儿子们比赛 你打算穿什么去 what are you planning on wearing to the boy's game tonight?
因为我们通常穿凯文队的颜色 Because I know we usually wear Kevin's colors,
可现在兰德尔代表另一个学校参赛 but now that Randall's playing for another school...
比赛 糟了 The game. Crap.
今晚我要跟鲍勃·帕里什见面 I'm meeting Bob Parrish tonight
签多伊尔斯敦的合同 to close the Doylestown deal.
-多伊尔斯敦 -对 - Doylestown? - Yeah.
真的吗 你拿到这笔交易了 Really? So you got it?
我...我上周告诉过你了 I-I told you last week.
你要是说过 我肯定记得 Well, I'm sure I would have remembered if you said that.
-我确实说过 -好吧 那... - Oh, I know that I did. - Okay, well,
你能不能想办法改个时间 is there any way that you can move the meeting
因为这次教练会来物色球员 because that coach is coming to scout Kevin?
这场比赛对凯文非常重要 It's a really big game for him.
今天对我也很重要 对你也重要 It's a big day for me, too, and a big day for you.
对凯文也重要 所以... And a big day for Kevin, so...
让我想想办法 I'll see what I can do.
-好吧 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
杰克 Jack?
什么事 Yeah.
对不起 我的错 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我都忙晕了 I'm all over the place.
-要开心哦 -你也是 - Have a good day. - Have fun.
谢谢 Thanks.
不 当然 No, of course.
完全理解 我们下次再一起共进晚餐 I totally understand. We can do dinner another time.
是妈妈吗 她不来了吗 That was Mom? She's not coming?
-是 -她怎么说 - Yeah. - What'd she say?
转告米格尔 我希望他早日康复 Well, tell Miguel I hope he feels better soon.
让我跟她说 米格尔病了吗 Let me talk to her. Is Miguel sick?
让我跟她说 Let me just talk to her.
把电话给我 Just give me the phone.
-好 我会转告凯文 -打开免提 - Yeah, I'll tell Kevin. - Just put her on speaker.
我们再安排时间 We can reschedule.
挂电话前让我和她说几句 Just let me talk to her before you go.
-我也爱你 -她挂电话前... - Love you, too. - Before she...
-拜拜 -让我和她说... - Bye. - Let me talk to her for...
米格尔的痛风犯了 It's Miguel's gout.
是吗 我以为他们不会再得痛风了 Really? I didn't know they made gout anymore.
-那她不来了吗 -是的 - So she's not coming then? - No.
-不来了 -好的 - Not coming. - Oh, okay.
-那就剩我们两个了 -没错 - It's the two of us. - Yes.
如果你还有工作要做 Yeah. I mean, if you got work to do though,
不去也可以的 I... we don't have to go.
-不 我没事 -你确定吗 - No! I'm, I'm okay. - You're all right?
是的 如果你有台词要背 Yeah. Uh, if you've got lines to learn
或者其他事 我们可以... or something, then we can...
没事 我都背好了 I'm good. I'm up to speed, so...
你和我 You and me.
你和我 You and I.
姑娘们 洗好手下来吧 Hey, girls, wash up and come down.
今晚凯文和兰德尔出去了 So, Kevin and Randall are out tonight.
只剩你和我们这几个姑娘了 It'll just be you and us ladies.
不用给我 谢谢 Nothing for me, thanks.
我爸爸也得过癌症 You know, my dad had cancer.
肺癌 Lung.
我以前什么都不想说 因为 I didn't want to say anything 'cause, you know,
他最后的结局并不令人开心 it wasn't exactly a happy ending for him.
结局很少令人满意 Endings rarely are.
大麻会有帮助 Weed helped.
有助于开胃 但... With the appetite, you know? But...
我才了解了你的过去 I just figured with your history,
我之前没提这个是因为... I didn't want to bring that up because of...
大麻和那些效果不一样 Marijuana doesn't have the same kind of trigger.
连我的医生也说 Even my doctor said.
我不能让你因为我 Can't have you going out in the night
大晚上出去买毒品 scoring drugs on my account.
如果告诉你 我还有一些存货呢 What... what if I was to tell you I had a little stash?
那我会说 女士 你让我大吃一惊 Then I'd say, woman, you surprise me.
很少有人能让我吃惊的 And I'm not easily surprised.
我先让姑娘们吃饭 好吗 How about I feed the girls, right?
安顿好她们睡觉 Get their asses in bed,
再给我们烤一点特制布朗尼蛋糕吃 and bake us up some special brownies.
-这提议不错 -是吧 - I like that plan. - You like that?
就这么定了 Right.
你好吗 Hey! How are you?
-怎么样 这地儿不错吧 -是的 - What do you think? This place is great, right? - Yeah.
我上次来 是和马里奥·洛佩兹一起的 Yeah. The last time I was here, I bro'ed out with Mario Lopez.
不知道那是谁 I don't know who that is.
好吧 Oh, okay.
天呐 我们超喜欢你的 Oh, my God. We love you.
是吗 酷 我们来张自拍吧 Yeah? All right, well, cool. Let's, uh... do a selfie.
-给我吧 我来拍 -不 是自拍 - Give it to me, I'll take it. - No, no, it's a selfie.
-这是时尚 -明白了 - It's a thing. - Right. Got it.
这张应该蛮不错 That's gonna turn out great.
-谢谢 -我突然明白我们为什么来这了 - Thank you. - I'm suddenly getting why we came here.
你说什么 What'd you say?
我说我突... I said I'm su...
-这地方真棒 -是啊 - It's a great place! - Yeah!
你从那边转过去吧 You're... Oh, you got to walk around.
好的 Yeah, yeah!
桌子比较大 Big table.
他从没来过这里 He's never been here.
来了啊 There he is!
大家好 Hey, everybody.
大伙们 Hey, guys.
好 All right.
他胡子上挂着一块 So, he's got a piece of egg salad sandwich
鸡蛋沙拉三明治 dangling from his moustache,
还挑我的毛病 riding me about how
说我对待工作有多不认真 I don't take my job seriously.
最后 我在他还说着话的时候直接走人了 Eventually, I just had to walk out while he was talking.
杰克 Jack.
我今早忘记跟丽贝卡吻别了 I forgot to kiss Rebecca good-bye this morning.
十八年来第一次 First time in 18 years.
-咚咚咚 -海瑟 - Knock, knock. - Hey, Heather.
萨巴蒂诺家的吗 Sabatino's?
城里最好吃的 Best in the city.
拜托 我做的肉丸三明治 Please, I can make a better meatball sub
可比这一团东西好吃多了 than that, blindfolded.
这算是邀请吗 Is that an offer?
-这些需要签字 -好的 - I need you to sign off on these. - Okay.
你有... Do you have a...
-给你 -谢谢 杰克 - Here you go. - Thanks. Thanks, Jack.
这里... Here...
-给你 -你漏了一处 - There you go. - And... you missed one.
没有你我可怎么办 What would I do without you?
给你 There you go.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thank you. - Okay.
怎么了 What?
这只是逢场作戏 你... I was playing... Are you...
拿了你的笔 Took your pen.
谢谢 Thanks.
你老婆应该帮你整理好的 Your wife should've got that.
谢谢 Thank you.
别闹... Just...
抱歉我迟到了 Hi. I'm so sorry I'm late.
你没有迟到 Hey, no, you're not late.
我的天呐 Oh... Oh, my goodness!
天呐 Oh, my God.
太久没见了 It's been too long.
大伙们 这位是 Guys, this is...
-丽贝卡·马隆 -现在改姓皮尔森了 - Rebecca Malone. - Um... it's Pearson now.
-是啊 -大家好 我是丽贝卡 - Oh. Right. - But, hi, hi, Rebecca.
很高兴认识你们 Hi, nice to meet you. Hi.
谢谢你还能想到我 这真是太... Thank you so much for thinking of me for this. It really...
-意义重大 -开玩笑吗 - it means a lot. - Are you kidding?
我们的经理决定请一位女歌手 Our manager decided we needed a female vocalist
我告诉他 那只能是她了 and I told him it's... it's got to be the girl
我为她弹过琴的姑娘 I used to play the keys for.
我猜你忘了那姑娘已经 Well, I guess you forgot this girl you used to play keys for
-老了 -我觉得可不是 - got old. - Not from where I'm standing.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Yeah. Yeah.
-准备好了吗 -是的 - Hey, what do you... you want to jump in? - Yeah.
准备好了 Yeah, I'm ready. Okay.
一 二 One, two,
一 二 三 one, two, three.
#秃鹰带着猴子在空中翱翔# #A buzzard took a monkey for a ride in the air#
#猴子觉得万物都是公平的# #Monkey thought that everything was on the square#
#秃鹰想把猴子从背上甩下去# #The buzzard tried to throw the monkey off his back#
#猴子抓着他的脖子说 给我听着 杰克# #The monkey grabbed his neck and said, now, listen, Jack#
#挺起胸膛 向前飞翔# #Straighten up and fly right#
#挺起胸膛 好好生活# #Straighten up and stay right...#
我是托比 我现在无法接听您的电话 Hey, you've reached Toby, I can't take your call right now
因为我出去拯救世界了 'cause I'm out saving the world from evil,
或者今天是周二 我去打保龄球了 or it's Tuesday, and I'm bowling.
说完了 Toby out.
是我 Hey, it's me.
又打来了 Again.
我只是... I just...
想为我又一次从互助会溜走 向你道个歉 wanted to apologize for ducking out of the meeting. Again.
并不是说我之前也偷溜过 我... Well, not like I've ducked out of previous meetings, I'm...
给我回电话吧 Please call me.
这... 有点意外啊 This is...not expected.
我知道你在生我气 I know you're mad at me,
我能理解 我该控制好自己的情绪 and I get it. I should have handled myself better.
不 不不不 没事 没关系的 No, no, no. No, it's fine, it's fine.
我只是刚看到你的来电 I literally just saw that you called.
只不过... 我最近挺忙的 仅此而已 I've just, I've... I've been busy, is all.
好吧 那就好 Okay. Good. Yeah.
我可以进去吗 Can I come in?
可以啊 Uh... uh, yep.
当然 进来吧 Yeah. Come on in.
今天女佣请假了 It's the maid's day off.
你在暴饮暴食吗 You binged?
没有 哪啊 No! What?
这不算什么啦 This is no big deal.
我达到目标了 庆祝一下 I just, I hit a goal and I celebrated
吃点我真正爱吃的东西而已 by eating some food that I actually like the taste of.
我又没有...没有饮食问题 You know, I don't... I don't have an eating problem.
你狂吃掉这些东西 Yeah. Well, you didn't have a problem
倒是没啥问题 eating all this food.
-好吧 说的也对 -托比 - All right, that's fair. - Listen, Toby.
我们仍然可以恢复节食计划 We can just get back on our program,
就现在 like, right now.
是这样的 Here's the thing.
克制自己的饮食 Depriving myself,
快要把我逼疯了 uh... makes me absolutely nuts.
所以我需要稍微释放下 So, I think I'm gonna need to loosen the reins a little bit.
稍微释放下 什么意思 What does that mean, loosen the reins?
意思就是 That means...
我决定不节食了 凯特 I'm done dieting, Kate.
不过我还是会全力支持你的 But I still support you 100%.
怎么支持 How?
比如说我们之前约好一起节食吗 Like, we were supposed to do this together?
或者 我同意和你约会 Or like, I agreed to go out with you
就因为你曾经想为了我减肥 because you were gonna lose the weight for me.
我的确减了 And... and I did.
减掉了些 I lost some of the weight.
如果它反弹了 我还会再把它减掉的 And if I gain it back, I will lose it again.
好吗 你不是一个人在坚持 All right? You are not alone in this.
我们在一块儿时 When we are together,
你吃什么 我也吃什么 I will eat the way that you eat.
我发誓 我以这袋垃圾食品的名义发誓 I swear. I swear on this bag of Cool Ranch...
其实它 which is...
这东西比我印象中的难吃多了 way more disgusting than I remembered, by the way.
我不明白这样子怎么行得通 I just don't know how this is gonna work.
我会让你看到的 Then I'll show you.
好吗 就今晚 All right? Tonight.
我们一起吃饭 We'll go to dinner.
一起合理饮食 We will eat sensibly, hmm?
如往常一样聊天 We will talk as always.
如往常一样欢笑 We will laugh as always,
行吗 我保证 我们之间什么都不会变 all right? We'll still be us, I promise.
好吗 Okay?
恭喜 Hey, congrats.
听说你有属于自己的房间了 Heard you got your own room.
是啊 Yeah.
你怎么了 What's up with you?
没事 Nothing.
兰德尔 Randall.
他怎么就那么讨厌我呢 Why does he hate me so much?
凯文不是讨厌你 Kevin doesn't hate you.
你们俩只是太爱跟彼此较劲了 知道吗 You guys are just so intense with each other, you know?
试着放轻松点 Try lightening things up a little.
跟他多开开玩笑 Joke around with him more.
你知道老妈要是看到你化成这样 You know Mom is gonna kill you if she sees you
会杀了你的吧 putting on all that makeup, right?
果馅饼和饼干 Pop-Tarts and Yoo-hoo.
冠军专用早餐 Breakfast of champions.
你来干嘛 What do you want?
我来参观下你的地下城 I just came to see your dungeon.
你的房间 I mean, your digs.
我觉得这儿很酷 I think it's cool.
是啊 的确 Yeah... totally.
没几天时间 你还注意不到 In a couple days you won't notice
那发臭的霉菌 还有防火布 that funky mildew, and the asbestos.
我打赌还要至少再过一年你才会吸进肺里 I'd give it at least a year till it's imbedded in your lungs.
兰德尔 你能别出现在我面前吗 Randall, can you please just get out of here, man?
我来这儿就是不想看到你 Look, I came down here to get away from you.
兄弟 我就开了个玩笑 Dude, I was just joking.
你是聋了吗 Are you deaf?
我叫你走啊 I said get out.
别来烦我了 Get a life.
你有感觉了吗 You feeling anything yet?
我 I...
我是该吃掉四分之一的蛋糕 Was I supposed to eat a quarter of the brownie,
还是四分之一的锅 or a quarter of the pan?
当然了 Yes, definitely.
笑什么 什么这么好笑 What? What's so funny?
不是这么回答的 不是 That's not the answer. It's not...
你做得对 You did it right.
你把它吃了 You ate it.
别笑得这么大声 Shh, don't laugh so loud.
别把孩子们吵醒了 好吗 I don't want to wake up the girls, okay?
我就说我闻到了巧克力的味道 I knew I smelled chocolate.
你们为什么在地下室吃蛋糕 Why are you guys eating brownies in the basement?
-我可以吃一块吗 -不行 - Can I have one? - No.
这是大人吃的蛋糕 These are adult brownies.
这是工作食用的蛋糕 These are work brownies.
别笑了 Shut up.
明天我给你做儿童蛋糕吃 好吗 Tomorrow, I'm gonna make you some kid's brownies, okay?
-好吧 -好了 上楼睡觉去吧 - Okay. - All right. Go ahead back upstairs. Go to bed.
回床上动作轻点 And be gentle getting back in that bed. I don't want you
-别把你妹妹吵醒了 好吗 -好 - to wake up your sister, okay? - All right.
-好了 晚安 -晚安 - Okay. Good night. - Night.
-晚安 - Good night.
-你... -她是走回去的还是飘回去的 - You... - Was she walking or was she floating?
我很抱歉她俩因为我要挤在一间房里 I feel bad they have to crowd themselves on my account.
我知道安妮一定想回她的房间 I know Annie must be wanting her room back.
你并不是那个给这家里添堵的人 You're not the one who's cramping anybody's style in this house.
-好吧 -办公室曾是我的天堂 - Okay. - My office used to be my haven.
现在却成了凯文的食篮 Now, it's Kevin's hamper.
没错 Yes.
我真希望他早点走人 I wish he would leave.
店主送的 Compliments of the owner.
谢谢 非常感谢 Thank you very much, appreciate that.
你瞧 哥是不是处处惹人爱 See? Don't I get the hookup or what?
我混得还是不错是吧 I haven't done so bad for myself, right?
你是免费甜虾市长 You're the mayor of free shrimp.
言归正传 你戏演得怎么样 All right, so, how's the play going?
你的戏 The play.
-挺好的 -看你过得还不错嘛 皮尔森 - It's good. - See you still working it, Pearson.
唐尼·沃森 兄弟 最近怎样啊 Donny frickin' Watson. What's up, man, how you doing?
-我很好 很好 -是吗 - I'm good, I'm good. - Yeah?
兄弟 我得走了 带我女儿去看《猫》 Oh, man, I can't stay. I got to take my girl to see Cats.
她在高中还扮演过葛丽兹贝拉 She even played Grizabella in high school.
音乐剧《猫》中过气的魅力猫
非去不可 不过... It's a whole thing but...
我们再联系 好吗 let's connect soon, yeah?
好啊 好啊 一定联系 All right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd like that very much.
一定联系 你看起来相当不错 I'd like that very much. You're looking good.
唐尼·沃森 Donny Watson.
你们怎么认识的 How you guys know each other?
真好笑 Funny.
怎么 你真不知道吗 What, are you serious?
-是啊 -他... - Yeah. - He...
在《靓男保姆》里扮演我的好友 played my best friend on The Manny.
-这下想起来了吧 -是啊 - Out of context... - Yeah.
-没错 没错 -我一定错过那集了 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I must have missed that episode.
其实 他是那部剧的常驻演员 He was a series regular, actually, on the show.
四年来 一直都是常驻演员 For four years, he was a series regular.
你有看过我的电视剧吗 Have you ever seen my show?
-我当然看过 -真的吗 - Of course I have. - Yeah?
真的 Yeah.
那么 我扮演的角色叫什么名字 What was my, uh, what was my character's name?
别告诉他 Don't tell him.
我剧中角色的名字是什么 What was my character's name on the show?
好吧 Okay.
-凯文 -不不 兄弟 没事 - Kevin. - No, no, man, it's all right.
-至少把晚饭吃完 -没关系 - Just finish the dinner, man. - It's all right,
真的 没关系 it's all right, it's all right.
聊得很愉快 Good talk.
这只... 狗狗 And so this, uh, dog
一直不停地转世投胎 just keeps getting reincarnated.
还有... 我觉得它可能是 And so, and so, it's like he... I think he's a schna...
雪纳瑞犬和贵宾犬的杂交品种 like a schnauzer, like, poodle mix
它在小镇上四处溜达侦破案件 and he's running around town trying to solve crimes,
但总被汽车撞 but he keeps getting hit by cars.
-可以收了吗 -可以 谢谢 - May I? - Yeah, yeah, thank you.
你看到了吗 And did you see what happened here?
你吃的是鸡肉 我也吃的鸡肉 You had chicken. I had the chicken.
-我们一起共同努力 -谢谢 - We are in this together. - Thank you.
两位想看看我们的甜点吗 Would you two like to see our dessert tray?
不了 谢谢 Uh, no, thank you.
-走开 老兄 -好的 - Walk away, fine sir. - Aright.
等一下 Hey, wait.
-他会看一眼 -我会吗 - He'll have a look. - I will?
老兄 我知道你想吃 Dude, I know you want it,
就算你没有在这吃 and if you don't have it here,
等回家后 你也一定会胡吃海塞 you're gonna go home, you're gonna stuff your face
然后骗我说你没吃 and you're gonna lie to me about it.
你会在金屋藏个甜点小三 而我... You'll have a full-on food mistress and I...
但我对她的爱绝对不及你 But I will never love her the way that I love you.
别开玩笑了 This is not a joke.
-我是认真的 -好吧 好吧 - I'm being serious. - Okay, all right, okay, okay.
如果我们彼此之间还有所隐瞒 How are we gonna make this relationship work
那我们的关系该如何维系呢 if we're gonna keep things from each other?
我忍着点就好 I'll just have to handle it.
-好吧 -好的 - All right. - Okay.
-同时拿着两个 -你赶来了 - Hold both at the same time. - You made it.
你怎么穿一身米色衣服 What's with, uh, all the beige?
我想保持中立 I'm trying to remain neutral.
-是吗 好吧 -没错 - Yeah? Okay. - Yeah.
等等 凯文在哪 Wait, where's Kevin?
他在那 There he is.
-12号 -12号 - Twelve. - Twelve.
预备 开球 Down, set, hut.
谢谢 Thank you.
现在 加油 麦金利野猫队 Now, let's go, McKinley Wildcats.
彩排呢 你彩排还成功吗 Rehearsal? Rehearsal was good?
杰克 说实话真的棒极了 Oh, Jack, honestly, it was amazing.
-真的吗 -是啊 - Yeah? - Yeah,
重新站上舞台唱歌 just being on stage again,
我真是太怀念了 and singing and I missed it.
-好的 -那麦克风的气味... - Yeah. - The smell of the microphone alone was...
-麦克风也有气味吗 -你好 杰克 - The microphone has a smell? - Hey, Jack!
凯文的大比赛是吧 Big game for Kevin, huh?
没错 有你家鲍比 Yeah, and with your Bobby
在后场防守支援 opening up holes in the backfield,
凯文估计不需要费太大力气 Kevin's not gonna have to do a whole lot.
好了 各位 由麦金利中学队首先进攻 All right, folks, McKinley Middle School has possession
来访海恩斯学院的防守 with visiting Hanes Academy on defense.
等结束后 你再告诉我彩排的事 You can finish telling me the rest later.
准备 Down.
预备 开球 Set... hut!
蓝队22号 Blue 22!
蓝色42号 Blue 42!
预备 Get down, set!
开球 Hut!
-快 快跑 -快 快跑 - Go, go, go, go! - Go, go, go, go, go!
他们怎么回事 What are they doing?
好了 好了 All right, all right.
孩子们 Boys!
拜托 小凯 停一下 Hey. Hey, come on, Kev. Would you stop?
没事 兰德尔 我要回酒店了 No, it's all right, Randall. I'm just gonna go back to my hotel.
别管我好吗 Leave me alone, all right?
如果现在你能说出来我是干什么的 Hey, I'll give you a thousand dollars right now
我就给你一千美元 if you can tell me what I do for a living.
-你不就是在华尔街上班的嘛 -是吗 - Uh, you're a Wall Street guy, right? - Yeah.
-是啊 -那又意味着什么 - Yeah. - Okay, but what does that mean?
就是... 做那种"大空头" Uh, you know, you do the-the... the... like, The Big Short.
搞"柚子骗局"的 You do the Ponzu schemes.
伙计 是柚子醋 庞氏骗局 算了 Oh, dude, it's ponzu sauce, Ponzi schemes. Whatever.
重点在于你不明白我的工作 这没关系 Look, the point is, you don't know what I do, and that's fine.
这和我没看过《靓男保姆》有什么区别 What difference does it make if I didn't watch The Manny?
你讨厌那部剧 你觉得可耻 所以退出了 You hated the show! You were so ashamed of it, you quit.
一开始没有 本来我挺骄傲的 兰德尔 Not at first. At first, I was proud of that show, Randall.
我请你们每个人来看录像 And I invited every single one of you to tapings.
只有凯特一个人来了 Kate's the only one that came.
她没办法 你付钱给她的 Well, she had to. You were paying her.
笑一下 挺搞笑的 Come on, dude. That was funny.
你在看什么... What are you...?
《靓男保姆》
现在才叫搞笑 Now that... that is funny.
好极了 That's great.
又被一个黑人替代了 Replaced by another black man.
你刚刚说什么 What the hell did you just say?
你说"又被一个黑人替代了" No. "Replaced by another black man."
告诉我你什么意思 Hey, you tell me what that means.
没什么意思 兰德尔 Don't worry about it, Randall.
得了 凯文 说来听听 No. Please, Kevin. Let's hear it, right?
你言下之意是什么 What are you harboring?
天晓得我有多想听听 'Cause God knows I would really love to hear this.
你总能获得特别待遇 You always got special treatment.
因为我是黑人吗 Because I'm black?
不 因为你是黑人 而且是养子 No, because you're black and you're adopted.
是啊 这个组合真让我中了头彩 Oh, yeah, hit the jackpot with that combination.
-真是太容易了 -在我们家 就是这样 - Couldn't have had it any easier. - In our house, you did.
-在妈妈那儿也是 -好吧 - With our mother, you did. - Oh, right.
-继续说啊 -你就承认吧 - Okay, here we go. - Why can't you just admit it, man?
-承认什么 -就承认她更看重你 - Admit what? - Just admit that you were more important to her,
每一天 每一分钟 and that she wanted to make sure
她都要确保你感觉自己是特别的 that you felt special every single minute of every single day
这样你就不会觉得自己受排挤 so that, yeah, you wouldn't feel like the odd man out.
凯文 我倒想知道 Well, gee, Kevin, I wonder why
她为什么会担心我有那种感觉呢 she was worried about me feeling that way?
你是什么意思 What the hell does that mean?
-回你的酒店去吧 -不 等等 - Just go back to your hotel. - No. No, hold on.
兰德尔 等等... 你是什么意思 Randall, hold... No. What does that mean?
意思是你把我当狗一样 It means you treated me like a dog.
我就像狗一样一次次地回来 And just like a dog, I kept coming back again and again,
期望从你那儿得到一些残渣 just hoping for a scrap from you,
得到一丁点儿喜欢 善意或者尊重 like a crumb of affection or kindness or respect.
-尊重 你想要我尊重你 -对 - Respect? You wanted my respect? - Yeah.
不 你只想在我面前炫耀 兰德尔 Yeah, okay. No, you wanted to show me up, Randall.
只要一有机会就如此 Which is what you did every single chance you got.
-我没有 -你出我洋相 - No, I did not. - You showed me up!
我不想跟你谈这个话题了 I'm done with this conversation.
不想谈了吗 换在其他家庭 Done with this conversation? In any other family,
我就会是个明星 I would have been the star!
知道吗 你才不是什么明星 那才叫明星 Yeah, you know what, bro? You're no star. That is a star.
-把你手拿开 -把你手拿开 - Get your hands off me. - Get your hands off me.
不许推我 You don't push my body.
-别碰我 -别碰我 - Don't touch me, okay? - Don't touch me.
-你有什么毛病 -你有什么毛病 - What is wrong with you? - What is wrong with you?
老天 别用你的手碰我 Oh, my God. Don't put your hands on my body.
那是...那是"奶爸"吗 Is that... is that the Manny?
我的脸... Ow! My face...
凯文 凯文 Kevin? Hey, Kevin?
你没事吧 You're all right, man?
需要我...打电话给谁吗 Do you... want me to call someone?
这是... Oh. Oh, it's, uh...
不用 No.
这是我弟弟 This is my brother.
你好 哥们 Oh. Hey, man.
你好 塞斯·梅耶斯 Hey, Seth Meyers.
-没事吗 -是啊 - Okay. - Yeah.
怎么着 我们走吧 No. You know what? Let's go.
我还是黑人 走吧 I'm still black. Come on, let's go.
快离开这儿 Let's get the hell out of here.
抱歉没能帮你搬那个大家伙 I'm sorry I couldn't help more with moving the heavy stuff.
没事 That's okay.
知道吗 我在一个住着十四人的家里长大的 Did you know I grew up in a house with 14 people in it?
我父母 四个兄弟姐妹 My parents, four siblings,
阿姨 表亲 aunts, cousins,
有三个卧室 three bedrooms.
-有多少卫生间 -一间 - How many bathrooms? - One.
天啊 Oh, my gosh,
从小我就梦想着能自己住 when I was young, all I did was dream of living alone.
像嬉皮士那样生活 Like some hippie life, you know?
住在市中心的艺术家楼廊里 Like in some artist loft downtown.
没有丈夫 No husband.
当然也没有孩子 Definitely no kids.
后来发生了什么 So what happened?
我遇见了你可恶的儿子 I met your damn son.
一看到他的眼睛 One look in his eyes,
就把我所有梦想都毁了 he ruined everything.
我可是一个人住了大半辈子 Me, I pretty much always lived alone.
现在有了兰德尔 Now I have Randall.
还有你 And you.
还有孩子们 And the girls
陪她们送走和迎来每一天 to fall asleep to, wake up to every day.
希望这是件好事 I hope that's a good thing.
大部分是 Mostly.
让我都不想死了 Makes me feel sad to die.
我喜欢这样的新月 I love it when there's a new moon like this.
在夜空中熠熠生辉 那些探照灯 Splendid against the night, the searchlights...
那些闪耀的弧线 红色的照明弹 the tracers' arcs, and the red flare of bombs.
你怎么知道这句话的 How do you know that?
一本诗集中看到的 It's in this book of poems
是兰德尔小时候的一本诗集 that Randall's had since he was a baby.
是啊 对啊 Oh, yeah, that's right.
我以前给丽贝卡的那本 The one I gave Rebecca back in the day.
什么 What?
-你说什么 -我有点累了 - What'd you say? - I'm feeling a little tired,
贝丝 我还是... Beth, I think I'll...
不行 这事别想拿癌症当挡箭牌 老头子 Hell no, you ain't cancering your way out of this one, old man.
-贝丝 -你最好讲明白 - Beth... -You better talk.
赶紧上车 Get your asses in the car.
我们回家得好好谈谈 We're gonna talk big-time at home.
你说得对 You're right.
咱妈确实偏爱我 Mom did favor me.
她确实是 She did.
特别关注我 Showered me with attention.
总是向着我 Took my side more often than not.
我将她的爱全部"吃"进心里了 And I ate every bit of her love up.
就像吃豆小精灵那样 Ate it up like Pac-Man.
你知道为什么吗 You know why?
因为我最想得到爱的那个人... Because the one person I wanted it from the mo...
刚才跟那些人在一起时 You know, back there with those people,
36年来 第一次 it's the first time in 36 years
你说了那句话 "他是我弟弟" you've said the words, "He's my brother."
兰德尔 那不是... Come on, Randall, that can't be...
对外宣称 Claiming me.
我的弟弟 My brother.
那真够糟糕的 Well, then, that really sucks.
丽贝卡在兰德尔小时候就知道你的存在吗 Rebecca has known who you were for Randall's entire life?
对 没错 Yes, that's right.
她从没告诉他吗 And she never told him?
-我不知道 贝丝 -他问起 就骗他 - I don't know, Beth. - Lied to him, when he asked.
-我得告诉他 -不不不 - I got to tell him. - No. No, no, no, no.
贝丝 你不能那么做 Beth, you can't do that.
什么叫"贝丝 你不能那么做" Oh, "Beth you can't do that"?
那是我的丈夫 This is my husband.
这是我的婚姻 This is my marriage.
我知道 他跟他妈妈感情那么好 I know, but the closeness he has with his mom,
你告诉他 只会破坏那份感情 you tell him this, it'll destroy it.
有人嗑嗨了啊 Whoa, someone's high.
晚安 Good night.
-晚安 -晚安 - Night. - Good night.
你跟我老婆一起嗑嗨了吗 You and my wife got high together?
挺不错的 That's pretty cool.
真不错 Good for you.
好了 我要去睡觉了 All right, I'm gonna head up to bed.
不是那边 她给你换地方了 Not that way; she moved you.
什么叫给我换地方了 换哪儿了 What do you mean, she moved me? She moved me where?
又住回地下室了 Oh, back in the basement.
-再让你搬回楼上 -不用 听我说 - No, we'll move you back upstairs. - No, come-- hey, listen.
反正我也住不了多久 I should be getting out of your hair soon anyway.
离开之前 在这里睡挺好的 You know, until then, this is actually a pretty sweet set-up.
这里没有卫生间 There's no bathroom down here.
走几层楼梯而已 I can walk a flight of stairs.
好吧... Well, uh...
折腾了一天 It's been a day.
是啊 Yeah.
晚安 Night.
兰德尔 Hey, uh, Randall.
你想... Uh, do you want to...
你想在这里跟我待一会儿吗 Do you want to hang out down here for little bit with me?
我们可以看会儿电视什么的 We could, uh, turn the TV on or something.
就一会儿 For a little while.
-对 -好啊 - Yeah? - Why not?
-很棒 -是 - Cool. - Yeah.
丽贝卡 我是贝丝 Uh, Rebecca, this is Beth.
威廉刚刚跟我说了一件有意思的事 Yeah, um, so William just told me something really interesting
关于你们俩的 about the two of you.
所以你要给我回电 好吗 So, yeah, I'm gonna need you to call me back, okay?
马上回电 Right away.
收到留言后 就立刻回电 As soon as you get this message.
好了 再见 Okay, bye.
奶爸会给你买只"知更鸟" Manny's gonna buy you a mockingbird.
你讨厌我 是吧 You hate me, don't you?
你想让我打开那瓶 You want me to open up that big bottle of wine
你保存了十年的佳酿吗 you've been saving for ten years.
宝贝说啥哟 Manny say, "What?!"
你还没说完你彩排的事情 Hey, you never finished telling me about your rehearsal.
不说了 我累了 It's okay; I'm tired.
我们可以明天再说 We can talk about it tomorrow.
好 Okay.
你能把灯关了吗 亲爱的 Hey, can you turn the light out, babe?
我刚意识到我们今晚都没吃晚餐 杰克 I just realized we didn't eat dinner tonight, Jack.
我中午吃得很饱 晚饭不用吃了 I had a pretty big lunch; I'm good.
那我自己去弄点吃的 Well, I'm gonna go make myself something then.
关灯 亲爱的 The light, babe.
妈妈 Mom!
怎么了 What?
我关不掉洗衣机了 I can't turn the washing machine off.
我觉得它着魔了 I think it's possessed.
小凯 你可以随时搬回去 Kev, you know you can always
跟兰德尔一起住 go back to your old room with Randall.
天呐 Oh, my God.
这是全世界最好的洗衣机 This is the best washing machine in the whole world.
说真的 I'm actually,
这台洗衣机真让我兴奋 I'm turned on by this washing machine.
我来告诉你什么叫"性奋" Well, I can show you turned on.
杰克 快来帮忙 Jack, help.
水漏得到处都是 It's leaking everywhere!
孩子们 拿水桶 Kids, get the buckets.
好了 Okay.
拯救大行动啊 This is bail out!
好了 孩子们 Okay, kids.
洗衣机这下真是不行了 亲爱的 Washing machine is officially cooked, baby.
不 她还能用呢 Nah, she's still got some life in her.
至少还能洗六轮 At least six more cycles.
杰克 我们家有三个孩子 Jack, we have three infants.
中午之前就能洗六回了 We're going to be doing six cycles by noon.
我们自己来 你来洗 我来叠 We can do it. You wash and I'll fold.
亲爱的 总有一天 Baby, one day, I'm gonna buy you
我会给你买台世上最好的洗衣机 the best washing machine in the world.