失控 玩家
這裏是自由城 This is Free City.
看看這傢伙 戴墨鏡的傢伙 Look at this guy. He's one of the sunglasses people.
戴墨鏡的個個都是英雄 And the people who wear sunglasses are heroes.
他們無所顧忌 穿梭在這座城市 They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town.
你真性感 You are so hot.
哦 我知道 Oh, I know.
看到了嗎 那甚至不是他的車 See? That's not even his car.
也不是他的妞 Or his wife.
但對於這些戴墨鏡的人來說 他們可以為所欲為 For the sunglasses people, they get to do anything they want.
他們做著各種任務 They go on all sorts of missions.
留著很酷的髮型 穿著很酷的衣服 They got cool hair, cool clothes.
我是說 這兒法律甚至都不算是真正的法律 更像是一些溫和的建議 I mean, laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like mild suggestions.
就比如說 那個傢伙肯定不會歸還那輛車的 Like, I don't think he's gonna return that car.
更不會歸還那個漂亮的妞 Or that nice lady.
明白我的意思了嗎 這就是英雄 See what I mean? Hero.
我叫蓋 我住在天堂 My name is Guy, and I live in paradise.
早上好 元寶 Good morning, Goldie.
我們一直都住在自由城 I've lived here in Free City my whole life.
我有個最好的朋友還養了條金魚 I've got a best friend, I've got a goldfish,
我在銀行工作 and I work at the bank.
男人的快樂就是如此簡單 What more could a guy want?
星期天的天氣應該會很溫和 陽光燦爛 Sunday should be warm and sunny
只有少許的車輛路過 with just a scattering of drive-bys.
今天是去海灘玩的好日子 但不要去刺客海灘 Great day for the beach, but not Hitman's Beach,
該區域正在遭受 which will be mined and sprayed with high-caliber fire
一架被盜的武裝直升機瘋狂掃射... from a renegade gunship stolen by...
每天早上 And every morning,
我都會用一杯最美味的咖啡 來開始我的新生活 I start my day with the most delicious coffee
這絕對是全世界最最最美味的咖啡 in the whole, wide, whole world.
中杯咖啡 加奶油 加兩塊糖 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
你真懂我 You know it. Mmm.
嗯 Mmm!
有點燙了 That is unexpectedly hot.
天啊 太美味了 Jeez, that's good.
彷彿破處了感覺一般 但這是對我嘴巴而言 It's like losing my virginity, but in my mouth.
謝謝你用愛做出的美味咖啡 Thank you for making this with such love.
不用謝 You're welcome.
約翰尼警官 Officer Johnny!
祝你今天開心 蓋 Have a good one, Guy.
不是開心 是超級開心的一天 Don't have a good day, have a great day!
鞋 店
搞什麼 Hold the fudge.
還沒有人買下那雙豪華運動鞋嗎 我今天一定要買下 You mean to tell me that nobody snabbed up those bad boys? Today is the day.
-你每天都這麼說 -我馬上就回來買 - Like every other day. - I'll be back for those.
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噢 還差點錢 Oh! So close.
嗯 這真是有史以來最棒的一杯咖啡 Mmm! This is the greatest cup of coffee of all time.
我想為它寫首歌 I wanna write a song about it.
我搖晃著我的身體隨歌起舞 I wanna dance to that song with my body.
我熱愛我的生活 I love my life.
能找到適合自己的位置待下去 真是非常有意義 There's something about finding your lane and just staying in it.
所以他們稱之為"舒適區" 因為太他媽的舒服了 That's why they call 'em comfort zones, they're so damn comfortable.
哦 喬 Oh, Joe!
每週一都是這樣 對嗎 喬 Mondays, am I right, Joe?
-你說得對 蓋 -是的 - You said it, Guy. - Yeah.
在自由城 我擁有我需要的一切 In Free City, I have everything I need.
我不會祝你們今天開心... Don't have a good day...
我要祝你們今天非常開心 have a great day.
謝謝 Thank you.
保重 Take care.
除了一件事 Except one thing.
看起來真幸福 Seem happy.
哦 拜託 別擔心了 蓋 你也會找到你的真命天女的 Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy. You gonna find someone.
哦 沒事的 巴德 Oh, it's okay, Bud.
感覺我一直都在找她 你知道嗎 Feel like I've been looking for her forever, you know?
也許緣分還沒到 Maybe it's not meant to be.
所有人都趴在地上 Everybody down on the ground!
-我知道我要找什麼樣的女人 -哦 讓我猜猜 - I know the woman I'm looking for. - Oh, let me guess.
-一個有著離奇的幽默感的女人 -幽默感 - A woman with an offbeat sense of humor. - Sense of humor.
對流行音樂非常癡迷 An obsession with feel-good diva pop.
流行音樂 是的 沒錯 Diva pop. Yes, that's her.
她在我腦子裏租了間房子一直住在裏面不會離開了 She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out.
你知道嗎 我也不想讓她離開 And you know what? I don't want her to.
你知道嗎 她既不會住進你的腦子 也不會離開 Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out.
知道為什麼嗎 因為這個人根本不存在 You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist.
-她只是個幻想 是幻想 -太殘忍了 你太殘忍了 - She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel.
-你太爛了 爛透了 -我是說實話而已 - You're being rotten right now. Rotten. - I'm being real.
別逞英雄 很快就會結束 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
那你覺得下班後一起海灘上喝啤酒怎麼樣 So how about it? Beers on the beach after work?
好啊 下班後我們一起去海灘喝啤酒 Of course we're going for beers on the beach after work.
這就是我要的幸福感 That makes me so happy.
我也是 Me too.
你有什麼發現嗎 What have you got?
神秘等級的證據 這就是你要找的 對吧 Proof of a secret level. That's what you're looking for, right?
你是有錄屏還是截圖 You got a video or a screen grab?
都沒有 但是我知道誰有 Nope. But I know who does.
你知道我對浪費我時間的人會做什麼嗎 Wanna know what I do to people who waste my time?
哦 哇 哦 看來某人是想玩玩 Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play.
嘿 你真的是英國人 還是用了變聲器 Hey, you really British, or is that an accent filter?
因為也許我們可以晚點再見面 'Cause maybe we could meet up later.
我可不想參觀你媽媽的地下室 謝謝 I don't have a burning desire to see your mum's basement, thanks.
冷笑話嗎 Got jokes, huh?
我這有張地圖顯示了他藏身之所的位置 Well, I got a map, shows the location of his stash house.
不知道你能否進去 但如果你進去了 56號剪輯可能會讓你感興趣 Don't know how you'll get in, but if you do, clip 56 might interest you.
現在 我有個問題 Now, I got a question.
這段視頻到底有什麼特別之處 What's so special about this video clip anyway?
特別之處就是 我會殺了對此好奇的人 What's special is I kill people who ask questions about it.
嗯 我明白了 有趣 真有趣 Mmm, I see. Fun. Yeah, that's fun.
媽的 姑娘 你真是活潑啊 Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
但說真的 這算是掠奪還是只是為了獲得更多經驗? But seriously, is it loot or is it just the experience?
你還是好奇了 Those are questions.
你看到上一個搶劫犯穿的運動鞋了嗎 Did you see the sneakers on that last robber?
兩點半那個? The 2:30?
不 四點那個 No, the 4:00.
四分之三高的華麗泡沫鞋底 The three-quarter high-top, gorgeous foam soles.
當他踩到我的臉時 我幾乎都沒有感覺 I could barely feel it when he stepped on my face.
-哦 天哪 -哇 - Oh, man. - Wow.
大城市的生活 一點也不像 Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it.
把它給我 Give it to me!
看起來要下雨了 Looks like rain.
有人看到我的貓了 Has anyone seen my cat?
你知道嗎 蓋 人們總是會這樣形容 You know something, Guy, people say it all the time, like,
"這傢伙是我認識的人中最擅長把鞋子踩在我臉上的人" "Guy can take a shoe to the face better than anybody I know."
我的意思是 那種感覺就像 好像不是一隻鞋踩在你的臉上 I mean, when you put it on there, you act like it's not a shoe in your face.
我不會祝你今天開心 我會祝你今天非常開心 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
我喜歡這首歌 Love that song.
那是新歌 That's a new one.
嘿 Hey!
就是她 That's her.
誰啊 Her who?
我的夢中情人 巴迪 That's my dream girl, Buddy.
她真的存在 She exists.
-我要去和她談談 -哇 哇 - I'm gonna go talk to her. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
等等 夥計 她戴著墨鏡 Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses.
所以呢 So?
什麼叫 "所以呢" Whatcha mean "so?"
戴墨鏡的人是不會和我們這樣的人聊天的 So, people with sunglasses don't talk to people like us.
-你知道的 -我得試一試 - You know that! - I gotta try.
聽著 蓋 蓋 Look, Guy! Guy!
蓋 去海灘上喝啤酒怎麼樣 Guy! What about beers on the beach?
打擾一下 Excuse me!
嘿 Hey!
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你玩完了嗎 You done?
抱歉 你要打烊了嗎 Sorry. Are you closing?
是的 Yes.
我們這通常沒有把椅子放在桌子上 We usually don't put the chairs on the tables,
點一小杯咖啡喝四個小時的女孩 one-small-coffee- over-four-hours girl.
你真的很喜歡這個遊戲啊 我12歲的侄子玩這個上癮了 You really like that game, huh? My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.
似乎每個人都對它很著迷 Seems like everyone's obsessed with it.
哦 自由之城嗎 啊 不是的 Oh, Free City? Ah. No.
我 呃 其實是要起訴發行商 I, uh, have a lawsuit against the publisher
而我需要找的據在遊戲裏 and the evidence that I need is in the game.
-所以我必須... -哦 - So then I had my codes... - Oh...
我希望我們不打烊 這樣我就能多了解了解了 I wish we weren't closing so I could hear more about this.
早上好 元寶 Good morning, Goldie.
中杯咖啡 加奶油 加兩塊糖 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
實際上 我今天想嘗嘗卡布奇諾 Actually, I think I'd like to try a cappuccino today.
哦 "卡布奇諾" 我想是這樣說的 Ooh. "Cappuccino." I enjoy saying that.
這個單詞真長啊 It's like a waterfall made of letters.
抱歉 你說什麼 Excuse me?
我想嘗嘗卡布奇諾 I'd like to try a cappuccino.
-來一杯吧 -但是你要的是一杯中杯咖啡 加奶油 加兩塊糖 - Please. - But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
這就是你該喝的 這兒每個人都是喝這個的 That's what you get. That's what everyone gets.
每天如此 一直如此 Every day. Always.
-嗯 我... -有人要挨炮了 - Well, I... - Somebody's about to get shot.
約翰尼警官 Officer Johnny.
我只是想今天我要嘗試一些不同的東西 你知道嗎 I just thought I'd try something different today, you know?
無所謂吧 對嗎 可以嗎 Whatever. Right? Yeah?
嗨 Hi.
哈 我只是想讓你們提高警覺 Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes.
咖啡 加奶油 加兩塊糖 謝謝 Coffee, cream, two sugars, please.
我開玩笑的 I'm joking.
只是想讓你們保持警覺 我開玩笑的 Just keeping you on your toes. I was kidding.
他只是在開玩笑 He was just kidding!
哦 你以為我會剝奪你的野蠻藝術嗎 Oh, you think I'd deprive myself of your baristic artistry?
不可能 絕不可能 No way, no how.
嗯 太燙了 Mmm. That's hot.
就像耶穌要給我的舌頭洗禮 It's like Jesus washed my tongue...
但還沒有結束 他就告訴我爸爸 but right before he finished, he finally told my dad,
"這孩子已經很聖潔了" "He's good enough."
非常感謝 約翰尼警官 Thank you so much. Officer Johnny!
祝你今天開心 Have a good one, Guy.
卡布奇諾 Cappuccino.
我不會祝你今天開心 Don't have a good day...
我要祝你今天非常開心 我想 ...have a great day, I guess.
好的 祝你好運 Okay. Good day to you.
所有人都趴在地上 Everybody down on the ground!
別逞英雄 很快就會結束 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
是那個女孩 That's the girl.
我們已經討論過這件事了 We've been over this.
你昨天試著和她聊天 但沒有成功 You tried to talk to her yesterday, it didn't work.
不會成功的 It will never work.
她戴著墨鏡 She's wearing sunglasses.
我們不要去招惹戴墨鏡的人 We don't mess with the sunglasses people.
也許我可以給我自己買幾副墨鏡 Maybe I'll get some sunglasses of my own.
什麼 你說什麼呢 你不能這麼做 What? What are you talking about? You can't do that.
天哪 我在做什麼 Oh, my God. What am I doing?
嗨 Hi.
你說什麼 What'd you say?
嗨 Hi.
我需要你的墨鏡 I'm gonna need your sunglasses.
我只是想... I'm just gonna...
想用一下你的墨鏡 I'm gonna need your sunglasses for a sec.
見鬼 你在搞什麼 What the hell do you think you're doing?
滾回那邊去 夥計 Go back to your side, man.
他只是個NPC 真他媽浪費... He's just an NPC. Waste that mother...
好的 我只想借用一下墨鏡 好嗎 Okay, just need to borrow them for a sec, okay?
-退後 我說了 不要過來 -很快就好 真的 - Back off! I said, don't! - Just real quick. Real quick.
停下 Stop!
你是腦子壞了還是怎麼了 You broken or somethin'?
我是搶劫犯 I'm the robber!
你應該乖乖躺下什麼也別干 You're the guy who lies down and takes it!
拜託 趴下別動啊 Please, just stay down!
我說了 趴下 I said, stay down!
夥計 你不能這麼做 夥計 Guy, you don't do this, man.
這不是你該做的 This isn't you.
你不能這麼做 You don't do this.
也許我就該這麼做 Maybe I do.
你他媽到底... What is wrong with this...
這是什麼蠢任務 stupid mission?
我說了 你要殺了他 I told you to smoke his ass.
放手 Let go!
我用完就還給你 I'll give them right back.
我說了... I said...
蓋 Guy?
他只是睡著了 He's just resting.
搞死了 In pieces!
那個人死了 That man is dead!
他是太睏了 He's so sleepy.
我會把你的槍放在這 I'm just gonna put your gun down...
就在這裏 right here...
當你睡醒了之後 for when you wake.
-好嗎 -蓋 - Okay? - Guy.
蓋 你要去哪裏 Guy! Where you goin'?
新任務 搶 劫 銀 行
醫療包
打擾一下 Excuse me.
你看到這個了嗎 Do you see this?
週五之前把季度報告放在我桌上 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday.
跑快點 Giddy up!
我感覺整個人煥然一新 I feel brand new.
失敗 Loser.
怎麼回事 What is happening?
這麼多錢 So much money.
你好 蓋, 您的當餘額為：
嘿 穆瑟 看看這個 Hey, Mouser, check this out.
怎麼了 凱斯 What's up, Keys?
要我看什麼 What am I looking at?
是這樣 這個用戶 他的眼鏡被搶了 Okay, so this user, he gets his glasses stolen
然後被殺了 and then killed.
是一個NPC干的 The guy was smoked by a non-playable character.
銀行搶劫 任 務 失 敗
NPC 怎麼可能 An NPC? That's impossible.
是啊 沒錯 Yeah, exactly.
還沒有人可以在他們身上裝備NPC的皮膚呢 Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar.
好吧 那你就把這個垃圾菜鳥踢出去 終身禁賽 就完事了 Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done.
我試過了 但我... I tried that, but I...
我追蹤不到他 I can't trace him.
不管怎麼說 挺厲害的 Whoever it is, they're good.
嗯 你得把你的工作做得更精細一些 夥計 Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.
我做的挺不錯的 I'm pretty good.
我進遊戲等你 I'll see you on the inside.
選擇您的皮膚 Select your skin.
嘿 凱斯 你用什麼皮膚 Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with?
烏什吧 那個惡警 The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,
有桿大槍 還有大鬍子 big guns, bigger mustache.
嗯 那個小松鼠 我喜歡 Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it.
不知道該不該問 但你要怎麼裝扮 Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with?
呃 全身長滿毛 還都是騷粉色 你應該會很害怕 Uh, full body mustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid.
毛骨悚然 I'm terrified.
那我們開始吧 Let's do this.
說真的 夥計 Seriously, man.
老實說 我覺得這套兔女郎裝有點過頭了 I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much.
你說什麼 Excuse me?
好吧 Right.
兔子裝 行了吧? 是我的錯 Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
嘿 40歲的老處男 快過來 Hey, 40-year-old virgin! Get over here!
我們走吧 Let's go!
嗯 嗯 卡其斯隊長 Uh-huh. Captain Khakis.
-過來 來吧 夥計 -快來 - Come here. Come on, bud. - Go, let's go.
-再過來一點 -他來了 - Closer. - There he is.
穿藍襯衫的傢伙 Blue shirt guy.
藍色襯衫? Blue shirt?
是 Yes.
你好 警官 Hello, Officer.
兔子 Rabbit.
皮膚不錯 Nice skin.
謝謝誇獎 Thank you. That's sweet.
你哪兒弄到的 How'd you get it?
嗯 呃 我想可能是遺傳的吧 我很幸運 Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky.
我的皮膚是純天然的 I have naturally dewy skin.
聽著 小子 Listen up, Neutrogena.
你不能穿成這樣到處走 遊戲規則很清楚 You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear.
還有一件事 And another thing.
-你不能黑掉NPC的頭像 -不 先生 - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - No, sir!
-是它搞砸了任務... -搞砸了 - It screws up the mission load... - Screws it up!
現在讓這個遊戲看起來很糟糕 ...and it makes the game look bad.
-太可怕了 -是的 - Horrible! - Yeah.
我知道 大概搞砸了5%吧 I got, like, 5% of that.
把皮膚脫下來 Lose the skin!
我...脫下來? I... Lose?
我該怎麼脫下我的皮膚呢 How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?
脫下來 夥計 Take it off, man.
脫下來就行了 你於嗎呢 Just take it off. What are you doing?
-什麼 -說真的 - What? - Seriously.
-全部脫下來 你的臉 還有這身行頭 -怎麼脫啊 - The whole thing. The face, the outfit. - How?
-就是脫啊 脫下皮膚 -脫下來 - Everything. Ditch it. - Take it off.
如果你不脫 我們就只有殺了你 If you don't, we're gonna kill you.
-為什麼 -然後我們會一直殺掉你 - Why? - And we're gonna keep killing you.
為什麼啊 Still why?
直到我們查出你到底是誰 Until we do find out who you are...
然後我們會把你終身禁賽 and then we're gonna ban you for life.
好吧 不 不是的 我想按你們說的辦 Okay. No, no. Okay, I want to comply.
我只是覺得這些威脅的命令很混亂 I just find the order of those threats very confusing.
-看來有人想來一炮了 -把他幹掉 - Somebody's about to get shot. - Light him up
不是 No.
出來吧 藍襯衫 Come on, Blue Shirt.
噢 我沒料到會這樣 你看到那個了嗎 Oh! Didn't see that one coming. Did you see that one coming?
嚇死我了 Scared me a little bit.
我們來找你了 藍襯衫 We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!
來找你了喲 Coming to get ya.
我們馬上就抓到你了 We're coming to get ya.
等等 等等 Wait! Wait!
我可以解釋 I can explain everything.
我拿到了這副眼鏡之後 我就可以看到一些東西了 I found these glasses and then I can see things now.
那些...那些不存在的東西 Things that... Whoa, whoa. Things that aren't there.
雖然不存在 但確實又在那 Except they are there.
我知道這聽起來很瘋狂 但這是真的 I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!
你可以跑 藍襯衫 但你躲不掉的 You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide.
出來吧 藍襯衫 你逃不出兔子的魔爪的 Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit.
我們是頂級捕食者 We're apex predators.
我們會碎骨 毆打 還會割喉 All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats.
太高了 太高了 Too high! Too high!
哦 你想玩嗎 藍襯衫 那就瞧好了 Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt? Watch this.
我厭倦了這一出 凱斯 是時候讓我對這個賤人開啟上帝模式了 I tire of these games, Keys. It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch.
好的 開啟吧 Okay, bring it.
哦 開啟了 來吧 Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.
我非常非常擅長這個 I'm so, so good at this.
該結束了 銀行出納員 Time's up, bank teller!
不 Nope!
我不能死 I can't die!
我永遠都不會死 I'm never gonna die!
藍襯衫那個傢伙令人心碎的故事 And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy.
到此就結束了 The end.
-不科學啊 -什麼 - Doesn't make sense. - What?
我剛檢查了服務器的統計數據 I just checked the server stats.
我們幹掉了藍襯衫那傢伙 但是在線玩家的數量沒有變化 We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change.
應該只是個小故障 夥計 It's just a glitch, man.
-這沒什麼大不了的 -我知道 我知道 - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know.
這看起來像是某種新的問題 你知道嗎 It just seems like that's something new, you know?
凱斯 我知道你在想什麼 好嗎 你最好別去跟安特萬說 Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan.
我只是覺得把這些說清楚很重要 I just think it's important to be transparent, okay?
不是的 Uh-uh. No.
安特萬正在跟進續作的發佈 他要麼不在乎 Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care
要麼他會非常生氣 然後他會責怪我們 or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us.
所以 我不知道你有沒有搞清楚這個狀況 So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation.
還有 你不是麻省理工學院的天才嗎 獨立遊戲設計師? Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer?
你光靠給上級反饋有什麼用 What are you doing down here dealing with complaints?
穆瑟 這是一個漫長而悲慘的故事 涉及到失敗的夢想 That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams,
涉及到絕望 還有堆積如山的大學債務 desperation, and a mountain of college debt.
你不會想聽的 You do not wanna hear about that.
你說得太對了 You're absolutely right.
這個故事聽起來又可怕又無聊 還充滿了白人特權 That story sounds horrible and boring and full of white privilege.
反正別告訴安特萬 Don't talk to Antwan.
我們做夢也沒想到會發生這種事 We never dreamt this would've happened.
我的意思是《生活本身》是一個魚缸遊戲 I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially a fishbowl game.
人們不僅僅是在玩遊戲 也在跟著它成長 People aren't playing it, they're watching it grow.
嚴格意義上說 這是一場觀察體驗 It's a strictly observational experience
體驗計算機生成的角色之間相互作用和進化 where computer generated characters interact and evolve.
我以為我們能把它做出來就很幸運了 I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.
這就是凱斯如此迷人的地方 他對自己的天才渾然不知 That's what's so charming about Keys, he's clueless about his own genius.
不 米莉才是天才 Uh, no, Millie is the genius.
呃 她負責從頭開始製造人工智能引擎 Uh, she built the AI engine from the ground up.
那麼 說點私人化的東西行嗎 So, to get a little personal,
是什麼事情讓你堅持早起 what's the thing that gets you up in the morning?
為了喝一杯中杯咖啡 加奶油 加兩塊糖的 Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
還有件事是什麼來著 What's the other thing?
哦 對了 是對被認可的永無止境的渴望 Oh, yeah. An insatiable thirst for validation.
-她不是在開玩笑 -我沒有開玩笑 - She's not kidding. - I'm not.
那你呢 How about you?
-代碼吧 -代碼嗎 - Code. - Code?
-代碼 -代碼 是的 - Code. - Code, yeah.
說說吧 Here we go.
因為這不僅僅有0和1 還蘊含著隱藏的信息 'Cause it's not just zeros and ones, it's hidden messages.
實際上 我認為自己不是一個代碼編寫者 而是一個作者 I like to think of myself, actually, as not a code writer, but an author.
我只是用0和1代替單詞 因為單詞有時候會讓你覺得使用的不恰當 I just use zeros and ones instead of words 'cause words will let you down.
但是0和1永遠不會 0和1簡直酷炸了 But zeros and ones, never. Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.
-他不是在開玩笑 -我沒有開玩笑 - He's not kidding. - I'm not.
現在 我得問問 Now, I've gotta ask.
你們兩個之間有很多化學反應 There is a lot of chemistry between the two of you.
-是不是已經不僅僅是朋友關係... -不 - Has this evolved into more than... - No.
-不可能 這完全是柏拉圖式的 -不 不 不 我們只是朋友 - No way. No. It's strictly platonic. - No, no, no. We're friends.
-我們就像是最好的朋友 -友誼萬歲 - We're like best friends. - Friendship.
現在你的遊戲將由索拉米發行 And now your game is gonna be released by Soonami,
這是世界上最大的發行商之一 one of the biggest publishers in the world.
-這很瘋狂 -是的 是的 - It's crazy, actually. - It is, yeah.
不過 這看起來確實有點不太搭 It does seem a little bit like an unlikely pairing, though.
是的 我也完全不明白 Yeah, I didn't totally get it either.
但是米莉對這些事情有一種女人的直覺 But Millie's got a real instinct for these things...
安特萬是個天才 Antwan is a genius.
雖然他傲慢 令人討厭 但他真的很擅長他的工作 He's brash and obnoxious, but he's really good at what he does.
這也是個讓我們的作品被更廣泛的觀眾體驗到的機會 It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience.
-天啊 那兩個人真是又年輕又蠢 -天哪 - God, those two were young and dumb. - Jeez.
所以現在都要搞破門而入這一出了嗎 So we're breaking and entering now?
給大便組成的公司工作感覺如何 How does it feel working for a galactic black hole of frozen shit?
你必須開 我不能跟你聊 You have to leave. I can't talk to you.
啊 這就是所謂的羞恥感吧 Aw, shame will have that effect.
不 米莉 我是說我不能和你聊 No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you.
我甚至不能看你 我只能看這些背景物體 I can't even see you. I'm literally focusing on background objects
因為看著你的嘴唇動 就違反了我的保密協議 會讓我被炒的 because looking at your lips move violates my NDA and it could get me fired.
噢 被安特萬解雇嗎 那個偷走我們作品的人? Aw, fired by Antwan, the guy who stole our work?
不 他買了我們的作品 雖然最後被擱置起來了 No, he bought it and then he shelved it.
懂了嗎 你沉浸在過去 你被困住了 你得向前看啊 All right? You're living in the past. You are stuck. You gotta move on.
我怎麼才能向前看呢 How can I move on?
你怎麼能這樣呢 How can you?
安特萬偷了我們的人工智能引擎 拿給他的槍手用 Antwan swiped our AI engine to use in his dumb shooter.
是嗎 米莉 因為老實說 我不太確定 Did he, Millie? Because honestly, I'm not so sure.
我們的遊戲的確很複雜 很漂亮 也很有趣 Our game was complex and beautiful and interesting
現在這個"自由之城"可能很受歡迎 但它太蠢了 蠢的讓我想哭 and Free City, it may be popular, but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.
那就別維護他了 幫我揍他一頓 Then stop defending him and help me beat his ass.
-米莉 我... -拜託 凱斯 他偷了我們的技術 - Millie, I'm... - Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
迄今為止他都還不承認 And now he's lying about it
而且他還不用給我們應得的版稅 so he doesn't have to give us the credit and the royalties that we deserve.
米莉 Millie...
我找到了一條線索 被一個玩家藏在了一個視頻片段裏 I found a clue. It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.
我需要你把我弄進去 All I need from you is to get me in there.
米莉 我很在乎你... Millie, I care about you...
但你得走了 but you need to leave.
今天應該會有點不一樣吧 元寶 Today is gonna be different, Goldie.
在看什麼 What are we lookin' at?
你是誰 Who are you?
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay. Okay.
前幾天我碰見了你 你在哼那首很好聽的歌 We ran into each other the other day, you were humming that great song.
哦 是啊 Oh, yeah.
我還以為你是NPC呢 你怎麼找到我的 I thought you were an NPC. How did you find me?
我在外面的謀殺列車旁等你呢 I waited outside by the murder train,
然後我就跟蹤了你 then I followed you.
他媽的 Shit!
我應該和你一起走嗎 Should I come with you?
好的 Yes.
天哪 剛才發生了什麼事 Holy hell, what just happened?
剛才你差點毀了我的任務 What just happened is you almost blew my mission.
不 我是說 我們是怎麼從那裏到現在這個地方的 No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is?
你是說傳送槍嗎 You mean the portal gun?
傳送槍? 聽起來很貴 Portal gun? That sounds expensive.
哇 你真是個菜鳥 Wow, you are a special kind of noob.
謝謝 你也是 Thank you. You too.
轉過身去 Turn around.
好吧 Okay.
噢 Oh.
這是北極嗎 Is this the North Pole?
聽著 夥計 Listen, dude.
-我叫蓋 -蓋 隨便你叫什麼吧 - Guy. - Guy. Whatever.
這兒都是NPC裝備上的道具 Props on the NPC outfit,
我正準備想辦法偷點東西 but I'm busy trying to figure out how to steal something.
也許我能幫你 Maybe I could help you.
我喜歡單干 I work alone.
這兒還有很漂亮的手榴彈 You have beautiful grenades.
另外 如果你想在這裏有一定影響力的話 Besides, if you want to have any chance of making an impact here,
你需要升級到更高的等級 you need to have a higher level than that.
-這真難用啊 -別亂弄 - That's tough. No. - No.
更高的等級? Higher level?
天啊 菜鳥 Good Lord, rook.
看到了嗎 See?
-哦 -那是我的等級 - Oh. - That's mine.
這是你的等級 And that's yours.
怎麼 這是最高的等級還是最低的 Oh... What, is one the best or the worst?
從數值上看 沒有比這更低的等級了 There is literally nothing lower.
那麼 我怎樣才能達到更高的等級呢 Well, how do I get to a higher level?
-真的想嗎 -真的 - Really? - Really.
-得獲得一些東西 -好的 - You know, get stuff. - Yeah.
-你在開玩笑嗎 -好吧 - Are you kidding me right now? - Okay.
-要獲得經驗 還有槍 -是的 - Experience, guns... - Yeah.
-把它放下 -嗯 嗯 - Put that down. - Uh-huh.
還有錢 這裏是自由之城 Money. This is Free City.
你可以搶劫商店 劫車 You could rob a store, carjack someone,
還可以一拳打在行人的臉上 你會搞明白該怎麼做的 punch a pedestrian in the face. You'll figure it out.
哦 我從來不會傷害無辜的人 Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
嗯 你這個說法我倒是第一次聽說 Hmm. I've got to admit that is kind of refreshing.
有時我甚至都忘了 並不是在這裏遇到的每個人都是反社會的男孩 Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.
謝謝 Thank you.
等等 但是世界並沒有那麼糟糕 不是嗎 Wait. But the world isn't that bad though, is it?
這話真凄涼啊 Oh! It's pretty bleak.
如果你見過這個世界的主宰 你就明白了 If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree.
你是說上帝嗎 你見過上帝嗎 Are we talking about God? You've met God?
上帝是不是很混蛋 And he's a dick?
他叫安特萬 當然 他絕對是個巨魔 His name's Antwan, and yes, he's an absolute troll.
巨魔真的存在嗎 Trolls exist?
聽著 我不知道有沒有人這麼做 Look, I don't know if anybody does it,
但是你也可以通過做一個好人來增加經驗點 but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy.
-像個英雄一樣 -哦 放鬆點 - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger.
如果你不想開槍 你可以偷他們的槍 If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns.
反正都可以提升你的等級 All that shit makes your level go up.
去做個好人吧 Go be the good guy.
好吧 不對 我要做個非常好的人 Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy.
好吧 好好享受你的童貞吧 Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.
你走吧 Off you go.
好吧 等等 我怎麼知道我已經升級到足夠高的等級了呢 Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've leveled up enough?
-呃 超過100級 然後我們就可以接著聊 -哇 - Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. - Whoa.
-那再見吧 -那可比1級高了不少啊 - Bye now. - That's so much more than one.
-差了99級 -再見吧 - It's like 99 more... - Bye now.
好吧 Okay.
嗨 Hi.
謝謝 蓋 Thanks, Guy.
你好 蓋, 您的當餘額為：
早上好 元寶 Good morning, Goldie.
早上好 元寶 Good fucking morning, Goldie.
我要告訴你們三個字 藍衫男 I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy.
藍衫男正在瘋狂升級 並以創紀錄的速度一直扮演英雄角色 BSG is leveling up and at a record pace by playing the hero.
全世界的人都在問 "這傢伙到底是誰" It's got people all over the world asking, "Just who is this guy?"
我不知道這傢伙是誰 但他的技術比所有這些玩家都強 I don't know who this guy is, but he's out-skilling all these players.
他來了 幹掉蜂蠟 And here he is, taking out Beefoven,
來自拉格納羅克族的102級玩家 a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok.
胡扯吧 這傢伙是誰啊 This is bullshit. Who is this guy?
我不知道 但他很強 I don't know, but he's good.
是的 他很強 看起來像個NPC一樣 Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC
而且他跑來跑去 以瘋狂的速度升級 but he's running around, leveling up crazy fast
還一直在裏面當好人 by being the freaking good guy.
"電子遊戲自由之城中有五花八門的角色 "This colorful character in the video game Free City
"但一直以來 他都在裏面扮演一個好人 這讓人目瞪口呆" "has been turning heads by being the good guy."
-派珀 -藍衫男到底是誰 - Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy?
你說得太對了 You're absolutely right.
藍襯衫男 他或她到底是誰 Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed?
有一種風靡全球的時尚俘獲了孩子們的心—藍衫男 There's a worldwide craze that has captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!
你好啊 希納塔 Hello, Hinata.
你的衣服真棒 You have a great outfit.
我不會祝你們今天開心... Don't have a good day...
我會祝你們今天超級開心 Have a GREAT day!
太棒了 Crazy awesome!!!
好吧 好吧 看看今天誰來上班了啊 Well, well, well. Look who decided to come to work today, huh?
你去哪裏了 我一直很擔心你 Look, where have you been? I've been worried sick about you...
這件襯衫是什麼 What is this shirt?
你的衣領在哪裏 其他的紐扣在哪裏 Where's your collar at? Where's the rest of the buttons?
而且襯衫也沒塞進褲子裏去 你看起來很邋遢 And it's not tucked in. You look sloppy.
你看起來糟透了 你還練了一些肌肉嗎 Matter of fact, you look horrible. Did you pick up some muscles, too?
是誰鼓動你這樣做的嗎 Or is somebody outside pumping you up?
很抱歉我最近沒在你身邊 巴德 I'm sorry that I haven't been around, Bud.
我一直在想一些事情 I've been figuring some stuff out.
你這話是什麼意思 你有什麼好想的 Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"? It is nothing to figure out.
你上床睡覺 然後醒來 Okay? You go to bed, you wake up,
先喝杯咖啡 然後再來上班 you get some coffee, then you come to work.
然後你明天再重複同樣的事情 And then you repeat the same thing tomorrow.
-那個女孩 -哦 我的天啊 - The girl. - Oh, my God.
我跟她談過了 我跟她談過了 I talked to her. I talked to her.
-戴墨鏡的那個? -墨鏡 對 - The one with the sunglasses? - The sunglasses, yes!
我和一個戴墨鏡的人聊過天了 I talked to one of the sunglass people
現在我也是戴墨鏡的人中的一員了 and now I'm one of the sunglass people.
我 Me.
所有人都趕緊趴在地上 Everybody down on the ground!
你太性感了 You're so hot.
如果我能告訴你你可以生活的更有滋有味呢 What if I could tell you that you could be more?
你的生活會更充實 Your life could be fuller.
你可以自由地做出你自己的決定 做你自己的選擇 That you're free to make your own decisions. Your own choices.
喲 笨蛋 Yo, dumbass.
我們正忙著談事呢 We are in the middle of something.
呃... Uh...
-那是我的槍 -安靜點 - That's my gun. - Quiet time.
這些傢伙改變了我的生活 他們也可以改變你的 These puppies changed my life. And they're gonna change yours, too.
得了吧 你知道我們不戴墨鏡的 Come on now, you know we don't wear sunglasses.
我們現在可以戴了 We do now.
現在這個歸我了 Mine now.
你在逗我嗎 Are you kidding me?
-戴上吧 -不 - Put 'em on. - No.
生活並不是我們原有的那樣 懂嗎 Life doesn't have to be something that just happens to us. All right?
只要戴上眼鏡 你就會看到 Just put the glasses on and you're gonna see.
你會看到的 You're gonna see.
來吧 Come on.
我做不到 好嗎 I can't, okay?
對不起 I'm sorry.
我要留著這個 混蛋 I'm keeping these, asshole mouth.
現在給我滾出去 去當個好人吧 Now get out of here. Go be nicer.
快走 趕緊走 Beat it. Go, go, go.
不要走 用跑的 Don't walk, run.
而你呢... And you...
啊 Ugh.
抱歉 Sorry.
嗯 你可以做得比那傢伙好得多 Um, you could do so much better than that guy.
你可以和一個好人在一起 You could be with, like, a good guy.
也許我不需要和任何男人在一起 Or maybe I don't have to be with any guy.
是嗎 當然了 大多數男人都很糟糕 Right? Exactly. Most of them are awful.
-的確如此 -太可怕了 - They really are. - Terrible.
是啊 想做什麼就做什麼吧 Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.
你是我最好的朋友 巴迪 You're my best friend, Buddy.
而且你也不用害怕 And you don't have to be scared.
如果你改主意了 隨時找我 If you change your mind, I'll be around.
凱斯 我們的藍衫男無處不在 Yo, Keys, our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
我知道 I know.
這傢伙到底是誰啊 Who is this guy?
米莉 我得跟你談談！ 盡快!!! 拜託了！！！ 我們的證據就在那個儲藏室裏 我一個人做不到 我試過了
我到了 I'm here.
真的很感激 凱斯 I really appreciate this, Keys.
好吧 我只想說清楚 Okay. Just to be clear,
我現在要做的就是把門打開 all I'm doing right now is opening the door.
如果這段視頻真的證明安特萬非法重複使用了我們的代碼 If this clip really does prove that Antwan reused our code illegally,
你去找到之後 就馬上離開 go find it and get out.
玩家在市中心做珠寶店的任務 Player's doing the jewelry store mission in midtown.
你有5分鐘的時間 That gives you 5 minutes.
行動吧 And go.
凱斯 你真他媽是個天才 Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
真的嗎 Really?
我現在正坐在馬桶上 偷用戶的密碼 I'm sitting on the toilet right now, stealing user codes,
所以我並不是很喜歡你的誇獎 so I don't exactly feel like one.
哦 你從來沒有這樣過 Oh, you never have.
好在我更瞭解 Good thing I know better.
好的 您要查找的片段應該在您左側的牆上 All right. The clip you're looking for should be on the wall to your left.
-謝謝你的協助 -你去拿吧 - Thanks for the assist. - You got it.
我希望裏面有您要找的證據 I hope it has the proof you're looking for.
凱斯 我需要你的幫助 Keys! I need your help!
他在那個地方設置了誘殺裝置和出生點 He's got that place booby-trapped with spawn points.
米莉 我幫不了你 Millie, I can't help you.
藍衫男? Blue Shirt Guy?
這是輛亨利 這很酷嗎 感覺真的很酷 It's a Henley. Was that cool? It felt really cool.
你看起來真的很漂亮 哇 這房子也真漂亮 You look really pretty. Wow, this house is so nice.
你在這裏幹嘛 What are you doing here?
我試著偷一段視頻剪輯 現在我們要做的就是別死 I was trying to steal a video clip, now we're trying not to die.
你在跟誰說話 Who are you talking to?
你知道的 就是那個穿NPC皮膚的人 You know, that player in the NPC skin.
米莉 那房子裏沒有其他玩家 Millie, there are no other players in that house.
把我的手弄痛了 That actually hurt my hand.
趴下 Get down!
對不起 哦 天哪 I'm sorry! Oh, God!
幹的漂亮 We're doing great.
哇 Wow!
我們該走了 We should definitely go!
哦 該死 Oh, shit!
-你口袋裏有一把格洛克手槍嗎 -沒有 - Is that a Glock in your pocket? - No.
-什麼 -有兩把格洛克手槍 - What? - It's two Glocks.
我想這東西不能飛吧 I don't suppose this thing can fly.
不能 No.
跳吧 Jump.
哦 見鬼 Oh, shit.
早上好 小羊羔 Good morning, sheeple!
哦 你被解雇了 Oh, you are fired.
有些人擔心血腥殭屍 零售商不會銷售這款遊戲 There is some concern with the bloody zombies, retailers won't carry the game.
砍掉吧 不要了 不能發生這種事 下一個 Cut it. It's out. Never even happened. Next.
是你的律師 他們需要拿到你的證詞 It's your lawyers. They need to get your deposition...
是哪一起訴訟 Speak. Which lawsuit are we talking about?
米莉 米莉·拉斯克? 不用在意 Millie, Millie Rusk? No sweat.
她勝訴不了的 That will never see the inside of a courtroom...
因為她沒有證據 而她的前搭檔現在在為我工作 because she's got no proof and her ex-partner works for me.
我們現在是最棒的 We're golden.
安特萬 嘿 你看起來真帥 Antwan, hey. You look great.
我還以為你還在《燃燒人》 項目呢 Uh, I thought you were still at Burning Man.
哦 我看起來像還在《燃燒人》項目嗎 Oh, does it look like I'm still at Burning Man?
你 你 你... You, you, you...
別說了 閉上你滿臉鬍子的嘴 聽我說 No. So, shut your stupid, bearded face and listen.
聽說遊戲裏有個看起來像NPC的混蛋跑來跑去了嗎 You heard about the asshole running around in the game who looks like an NPC?
是啊 是啊 我們叫他藍衫男 我們會除掉他的 Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy. But we're gonna get rid of him.
別除掉他啊 人們喜歡他 社交媒體上到處都是 Don't get rid of him. People like him. It's all over social media. No.
事實上 知道我要做什麼嗎 我將在自由之城2中使用這款皮膚 In fact, know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.
哦 書獃子們 我們要對藍衫男做些升級 好嗎 Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?
改一下 把他變成殺手什麼的 'Roid him out. Make him a hitman or something.
安特萬 我們移植自由之城1皮膚的進度嚴重滯後了 Antwan, we're already way behind porting over the skins from Free City 1.
皮膚? 這 一點不用擔心 Skins? Don't even worry about that.
反正在自由之城2中也用不了了 They won't be usable in Free City 2.
安特萬 你之前告訴粉絲們... Antwan, you told the fans...
自由城市2可以兼容的 廣告已經推廣出去了 Free City 2 is backwards compatible. It was in the commercial.
你說續作裏會安排同樣的角色 You said there'd be the same characters in the sequel.
嗯 是這樣的 我那時候是騙人的 Well, here's the thing. When I said that, I was lying.
聽著 安特萬 這個遊戲已經比以往任何時候都更令人討厭了 Listen, Antwan, the game is already buggier than ever.
我收到了一堆用戶投訴 數不勝數 I got a stack of user complaints, like a mile high.
聽著 我知道這很糟糕 Look, I know it sucks.
但是IP識別是非常困難的 對嗎 所以根本不用擔心 But the IP recognition is rock hard. Okay? So don't even worry about it.
我是說 我們可以做一個原創遊戲 I'm just saying, we could make an original game.
什麼 What?
原創嗎 既然我可以做續作我為什麼還要做原創 Make an original? Why would I do that when I could make a sequel?
續作 A sequel.
做續作能解決那些問題嗎 So we can make it better?
人們就喜歡大IP 喜歡續作 IPs and sequels, that is the thing that people want.
-我問你一個問題 -好的 - Let me ask you a question. - Okay.
你喜歡肯德基炸雞 對吧 You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?
-嗯 嗯 -不喜歡 - Mmm-hmm. - No.
如果你喜歡肯德基 而我做的是肯德基 If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,
我知道你喜歡肯德基炸雞 and I know that you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
如果你喜歡肯德基 我難道還要開另一家店 why would I make another restaurant called,
起名叫「肯火雞」嗎 uh, I don't know, "Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
-對不對 這沒必要啊 夥計 -嗯嗯 沒必要 - Okay? Makes no sense, homie. - Mmm-hmm. No sense.
我要給你提供什麼 續作 肯德基炸雞2.0 What am I gonna give you? A sequel. Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two.
嗯 能旗鼓相當就行 Uh, yum. Drop the deuce on him.
來吧 過來 Come on. Come here. Come here.
我不想讓你有壓力 I don't want you to stress
尤其是你還有這一頭光彩奪目的頭髮 that glorious shampoo commercial head of yours about it.
自由之城2將會非常精彩 Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious.
這不是靠吹出來的 That's not a word.
你確定你不想升到編程部門嗎 You sure you don't wanna bump up to programming?
我知道你在這方面很擅長 I know you got the brains for it.
不用了 謝謝 我在這裏很好 No thanks. I'm good right where I am.
那就好 怕陞遷 我能感同身受 Love it. Fear of flying. Can't say I can relate.
不過 只要不用漲薪我都無所謂 But all good with me if I don't have to pay you more.
安特萬走咯 Antwan out.
這傢伙是誰啊 Who is this guy?
我採納了你的建議 I took your advice.
我升級了 I leveled up.
真厲害 Impressive.
你為什麼要做這些 Why are you doing all of this?
你知道嗎 我覺得我被困住了 You know, I guess I felt... trapped.
被我的生活困住了 You know, in my life.
我覺得就像是... I just felt so...
卡住了一樣 Stuck.
嗯 然後我看到了你 Yeah. And then I saw you.
然後我看到了你 Then I saw you.
你是誰 Who are you?
我是蓋 I'm Guy.
不 你到底是誰 No, who are you really?
就是蓋啊 Still Guy.
所有這一切 升級得如此之快 All of this, leveling up so fast.
向全世界豎起中指 Giving this whole world the finger.
你是怎麼做到的 How are you pulling this off?
我從來沒有對任何人豎起手指過 I've never given anyone any of my fingers.
你在索拉米工作 是嗎 You work at Soonami, don't you?
-不 -你肯定有內幕消息 - No. - You've got an inside track.
-我在銀行工作 -好吧 銀行 - I work at the bank. - Right. The bank.
所以 你就是個碰巧在銀行工作的厲害的黑客 So, you're just this incredible hacker who happens to work at the bank.
是的 我在銀行工作 Yes, I work at the bank.
你的皮膚是從哪裏弄來的 Where did you get that skin?
我生來就有啊 It's always sort of been there.
為什麼人們總是問我這個問題 Why do people keep asking me that question?
我不知道 他們為什麼這麼問 I don't know, why do they?
不 不 我也不知道 我... No, no. Not doing that. I...
現在到底什麼情況 What's happening right now?
我不知道 但我不相信 I don't know, but I don't buy it.
不 No.
-好吧 不說這個了 -好的 好的 - Okay, fine. I'll forget it. - Fine. Good.
-我不再追究 -好的 - I'll let it go. - Yes.
太棒了 Great.
我想 我們都有自己的秘密 We all have our secrets, I guess.
是的 沒錯 Yes, we do.
嘿 Hey.
你喜歡吃冰激凌嗎 Do you like ice cream?
我真不敢相信我從來沒來過這裏 I can't believe I've never been here.
嗯 這算是個秘密 Well, it's sort of a secret.
我和我的朋友巴迪總是來這裏 這裏又安靜又安全 That's why me and my buddy, Buddy, always come here. It's quiet and safe.
這倒是 Yeah, it makes sense.
這裏沒有任務 No missions here.
哦 你一定要嘗嘗這個 你會覺得我瘋了 Oh, you gotta try this. You're gonna think I'm crazy.
這是全世界我最喜歡的口味 This is my favorite flavor in the whole world.
請給我們兩份普通的就行 We'll take two of the usual, please.
沒問題 蓋 You got it, Guy.
這是泡沫口香糖的味道 It's bubble gum flavor.
你覺得我是不是瘋了 You think I'm crazy, don't you?
蓋 Guy...
別入侵我的思想 我最喜歡的就是泡沫口香糖冰淇淋 Get out of my brain hole! I love bubble gum ice cream.
不 你不喜歡 你是在取笑我嗎 No, you don't. Are you making fun of me right now?
沒有 沒人喜歡泡沫口香糖冰淇淋 No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream.
不 我喜歡啊 No, I do.
我失戀了就會吃這個 I had a relationship end over bubble gum ice cream.
-不是吧 給 -好的 - No way. Here. - Yeah.
-碰一個 -碰一個 - Cheers. - Cheers.
嗯 Mmm.
味道很棒吧 How good is that?
你能嘗到嗎 You can taste it?
嘗到了啊 我的舌頭上就像有一個剛出生的孩子一樣 Taste it? It's like my tongue had a baby with a sunrise.
-嗯哼? -嗯 - Mmm-hmm? - Mmm.
咖啡曾經是我最喜歡的食物 Coffee used to be my favorite food,
但是和這個相比 簡直是天壤之別 but compared to this, it tastes like liquid suffering.
怎麼了 What?
沒什麼 你真有趣 Nothing. You're funny.
-我嗎 -是的 - I am? - Yeah.
有種離奇的幽默感 Weird funny.
但合我的口味 But that's kind of my speed.
離奇的幽默感 也合我的口味 Weird funny, that's totally my speed, too.
-太好了 -對了 我還知道一個笑話 - Great. - Yeah. I know a joke.
一個有著力氣幽默感的笑話 你想聽嗎 A weird funny joke. You wanna hear it?
-請講 -好的 - Please. - Okay.
一個同性戀者和一個坐在輪椅上的瘸子試圖謀殺一個小孩子 A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair are trying to murder a very small child...
-瘸子對同性戀說 -哇 停下 停下 - The cripple says to the homosexual... - Whoa. Stop, stop.
停下 你在哪裏聽說這個笑話的 Stop! Where did you hear that?
一起搶劫案 持槍歹徒把這件事告訴了司機 A robbery. The gunman told it to the driver
他覺得這很好笑 所以我把它背下來告訴了所有人 who thought it was hilarious, so I memorized it and told everyone.
就這嗎 Word of advice?
不要抄襲自由之城巨魔的笑話 Don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City.
巨魔? Trolls?
那是個鞦韆嗎 Is that a swing set?
天啊... Holy...
好吧 這太奇怪了 Okay, this is too weird.
復古瑪麗亞 泡沫口香糖冰淇淋 然後又蕩鞦韆? Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream, and now swings?
-這太奇怪了 -我也覺得 - This is too weird. - I thought the same thing, too.
我也這樣覺得 I thought the same thing.
當我很小的時候 我很喜歡蕩鞦韆 When I was younger, I was obsessed with swings.
我的童年... Growing up in my family, it was...
你不會想聽的 You don't wanna hear this. No.
噢 我什麼都想聽 Oh, I wanna hear everything.
我小時候 我的原生家庭 不夠好 不足以培養出成材的人 Growing up in my family, it wasn't good enough to be great.
但是又迫使我必須贏 那種壓力 You had to win, and that pressure, you know,
就是常態 it was just constant.
但是當我在後院蕩那個小鞦韆的時候 But when I was in the backyard on that little swing...
你知道嗎 在那一刻 You know that moment,
在蕩起與回落的那一刻 that split second between rising and falling,
當你享受那種失重感的時候 你會感覺你是自由的 when you're totally weightless, it feels like you're free.
像墜入愛河 In love.
感覺是自由的 你說的 嗯 Free. What you said. Yeah.
我很想吻你 這是不是很奇怪 I really wanna kiss you. Is that weird?
你想吻我嗎 You want to kiss me?
我太想吻你了 I wanna kiss you so badly.
你想狠狠的吻我嗎 You want to kiss me badly?
-不 -不嗎 - No! - No?
不 不 不 我想溫情地吻你 No, no, no, no, no. I wanna kiss you well.
我是說 我真是個白癡 I mean, I'm an idiot,
所以我有時會像個自癡一樣說話 so I say things like an idiot sometimes.
不 沒有 沒有 No, you're not. You're not.
我是說 嗯 I mean, um,
呃 如果你知道怎麼吻 那就吻吧 uh, if you know how to, go for it.
我知道該怎麼吻 I know how.
好吧 Okay.
開始了 Here it goes.
那比冰激凌味道好多了 That was so much better than ice cream.
哇哦 Whoa!
我想有人在敲門 I think someone's at the door.
那就 I'll say.
嗯 這真是太棒了 Well, this was great.
-好的 好的 -有緣再見吧 好嗎 - Yeah, it was. - Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah?
嗯 一定 Yes. Definitely.
也許在現實世界裏見 Maybe in the real world.
什麼 What?
嗯 是啊 是啊 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-好的 再見 -好的 - Okay. Bye. - Okay.
再見 莫洛托夫 Bye, Molotov.
嘿 我的真名是米莉 Hey... my real name is Millie.
我的真名仍然是蓋 My real name continues to be Guy.
米莉 開門 米莉 是我 是凱斯 開門 趕快 Millie, open up! Millie, it's me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
米莉 是我 開門 Millie! It's me, open up!
-什麼 -你是對的 - What? - You were right.
-你是對的 -哦 接著說 - You were right. - Oh, come on in.
你是對的 我們的代碼 的確在自由之城 You were right. Our code, it is in Free City
還有 米莉 起作用了 and, Millie, it works.
是啊 我知道 但我們沒有證據 Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof.
暫時忘了這件事吧 Just forget about that for one second.
我是說我們的遊戲《生活本身》 I'm saying that our game, Life Itself,
裏面的角色會成長 改變 會越來越真實 where characters would grow and change and feel real...
-是嗎 -起作用了 - Yeah? - ...worked.
-凱斯 -人工智能起作用了 - Keys. - The AI worked.
這就是為什麼自由之城如此逼真 為什麼人們如此喜愛它的原因 It's the reason why Free City is so realistic and people love it so much.
當然 雖然看起來也不一樣 And of course it doesn't look the same.
這裏面沒有瀑布 沒有蝴蝶和獨角獸 There's no waterfalls, there's no butterflies and unicorns,
所有的角色都有不同的皮膚 他們當然不會弄成一樣的 all the characters have different skins. Of course they do.
但遊戲中的底層代碼是相同的 那是我們的代碼 But the underlying code in the game is the same. Our code.
蓋 我是說 他進化得 And Guy, I mean, he has evolved way further
甚至超出了我們的想像 than we thought was even possible.
等等 你是說那個穿NPC皮膚的黑客嗎 Wait, are you talking about the hacker in the NPC skin?
米莉 我說的是藍衫男... Millie, I'm talking about the fact that Blue Shirt Guy...
什麼 Yeah?
他不是一個玩家 ...is not a player.
他是一個認為自己是活人的算法 He is an algorithm who thinks he's alive.
我是說 見鬼 嚴格來說 他已經活了 I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.
他是第一個真正的人工智能 He is the first real artificial intelligence.
-不 不可能 -我知道 - No! No. - I know.
-不 不 不 -是真的 是真的 - No, no, no. - Yeah, yeah.
-蓋 我的那個蓋嗎 -蓋 - Guy? My Guy? - Guy.
-那... -你的蓋? - One who has been... - Your Guy?
-老天爺... -這是一件好事 - Holy... - This is a good thing.
不 糟透了 No, it's really bad.
米莉 他的代碼 已經是原有大小的幾千倍 Millie, his code, it's thousands of times the size it should be.
我們做到了 小米莉 We did it, Mills.
我們做到了 我們想要創造的一切 都實現了 We did it. Everything that we wanted to create, it actually happened.
好吧 你知道NPC也有私生活嗎 Okay? Did you know that the NPCs have private lives?
其中一位咖啡師通過反覆試驗學會了如何做卡布奇諾 One of the baristas learned how to make a cappuccino through trial and error.
我是說 那真的很難 我甚至自己都不會做 I mean, that's really difficult. I can't even do that.
我早上甚至連自己的燕麥奶都泡不起來泡沫 I can't even froth my own oat milk in the morning.
而遊戲中的巴姆謝爾這個角色 And the Bombshell character in the game
甚至寫了一本回憶錄 用以批判 wrote a memoir that's a searing indictment
性別歧視 批判父權制 of gender roles, the patriarchy...
儘管內容有點說教 但總體來說還是相當不錯 It's a little preachy in parts, but overall, it's pretty good.
米莉 我們得慶祝一下 Millie, we have to celebrate!
-不 這不可能 -你在說什麼 - No, this can't be happening. - What are you talking about?
-這就是我們一直所努力的 -不 我讓他吻了我 - This is what we've been working for! - No, I let him kiss me!
所以 是的 So, yeah.
抱歉 等等 你讓誰吻你了 I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you?
蓋 Guy.
蓋? Guy?
就像是我第一次吻了一個人畜無害的男人一樣 The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy in like forever
而他甚至不是真人 and of course he's not even real!
呃 那上面沒有親吻的按鍵 Uh, there's not a button for that.
哦 他找到按鈕了 Oh, he found the button.
-好吧 -是的 - Okay. - Yeah.
-我真是 我太困惑了 -為什麼這麼熱 - I am... I'm so confused. - Why is it so hot?
而且我非常好奇 And surprisingly curious.
你讓一個人工智能 You let an artificially intelligent
-一個電子遊戲的角色吻了你? -哦 好的 - video game character kiss you? - Oh, okay,
你能不能別再這麼說了 can you just stop saying it like that?
然後你覺得那會是... And then you thought that would be...
因為你得見見他 凱斯 Because you have got to meet him, Keys.
他很有趣 很可愛 而且很帥 He's funny, and he's sweet, and he's so handsome.
哦 天哪 我終於說出來了 Oh, my God, now I'm saying it out loud.
而且 米莉 好好想想 他才四歲 Also, Millie, food for thought, he's like four.
-真的嗎 你非要說這些嗎 -真的 - Really? You're gonna do that? - Really.
哇 你剛才說的太嚇人了 Wow, you just made that really creepy.
米莉 把這些都放在一邊 不管是不是很奇怪 如果人們知道了這件事 Millie, put all that aside. Weird or not, when people find out about this,
你可能會贏得諾貝爾獎 哦 天哪 you could win a Nobel Prize. Oh, God.
什麼 What?
哦 天哪 如果他們看到這個 Oh, my God, if they see this...
-什麼 怎麼了 -哦 - What? What is it? - Oh!
安特萬啊 還能有誰 Antwan. What else?
他撒了謊 他謊稱使用上了我們的代碼 He's lying. He lied about using our code,
他一直在撒謊說這個遊戲是向後兼容的 he's been lying about the game being backwards compatible.
我認為他在 "自由之城1" 的問題上撒了謊 I think he's lying about Free City 1.
你說什麼呢 What are you talking about?
看 你看 這裏沒有任何任務 也沒有任何地點 Look. You see? There's not one mission, not one location...
我的意思是 這裏連自由之城1中的一個角色都沒有 I mean, there's not even a single character from Free City 1 on here.
自由之城2不是最新版本 Free City 2 is not an update...
-而是個替代品 -沒錯 - It's a replacement. - Exactly.
所以當自由之城2週一上映時 So when Free City 2 launches on Monday...
藍衫男 所有的證據 包括我們的代碼 一切都將被刪除 Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code, everything will be deleted.
他不能這麼做 He can't do that.
我是說 我們現在面對的是有著自我意識的人工智能 這太瘋狂了 I mean, this is artificial life we're dealing with. I mean, that's insane.
我們完蛋了 We're screwed.
也許不會 Maybe not.
如果我們能在遊戲中找到我們最初的版本 If we can find our original build in the game,
這就能證明安特萬在沒有正當許可的情況下使用了我們的代碼 it'll prove that Antwan used our code without properly licensing it.
我們必須要在自由之城2推出之前找到它 And we just have to find it before Free City 2 launches.
我們還有48小時 We have 48 hours.
我找過了 凱斯 你知道的 I've looked, Keys. You know I have.
我知道你找過了 I know you have.
但現在我們都知道藍衫男的事了 But now that we both know about Blue Shirt Guy,
也許他能幫上忙 maybe he can help?
那就意味著我得告訴他 That would mean I'd have to tell him.
米莉 續作一推出他就將不復存在了 Millie, he's not gonna exist once the sequel launches.
他的整個世界就要毀滅了 His whole world's about to end.
你不覺得他會想要一個拯救它的機會嗎 Don't you think he'd want a chance to save it?
-給你 -謝謝你 - Here you go. - Thank you.
-不客氣 -蓋 - You got it. - Guy?
蓋 我們得談談 Guy, we need to talk.
你的聲音怎麼了 你的澳大利亞口音呢 What's going on with your voice? Where's your Australian accent?
我是英國人 British.
我想我一看到澳大利亞口音就知道了 I think I know an Australian accent when I see one.
我把變聲器關掉了 I turned off the accent filter.
這就是我 This is me.
好的 Good.
聽著 我得告訴你一件非常重要的事 Look, I have to tell you something really important.
你結婚了嗎 Are you married?
沒有 No.
哦 上帝 Oh, God.
那才是有史以來最糟糕的事情 That would have been like the worst thing ever.
也許那不是最糟糕的事 Maybe not the worst thing.
我要給你看點東西 I have to show you something.
好吧 Okay.
哇 Wow!
我一直在想這裏裝的是什麼 I always wondered what was in here.
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自由城每一個血腥 彈痕纍纍的角落 of every bloody, bullet-ridden corner of Free City.
有人看到我的貓了嗎 Has anyone seen my cat?
嘿 那是菲利斯 她總是弄丟她的貓 Hey, that's Phyllis. She's always losing her cats.
那是喬 他是我的朋友 我認識那個人 And there's Joe! He's my friend, I know that guy.
我還是不明白 這是什麼地方 I don't get it. What is this place?
不知道該怎麼跟你說 但這座城市是一場遊戲 There is no easy way to say this, but this city is a game.
這麼說不就簡單明瞭了嗎 我知道這是場遊戲 There's no easy way to say this, I know it's a game.
而且是你教我玩的 You taught me how to play it. Boop-boop.
是的 你說得對 是我教的 Yes, you're right, I did.
但這不是像一場遊戲 這實際上就是一場遊戲 But it's not just that it's like a game. It is a game.
這是一款電子遊戲 僅此而已 It's a video game. And that's all it is.
這麼說整個世界都是一場遊戲? So the entire world is a game?
是的 Yes.
我們都只是遊戲中的玩家嗎 And we're all just players in the game?
不完全是 Not exactly.
我是個玩家 I'm a player.
這裏所有的人都是玩家 我們生活在真實的世界裏 All these people here are players. We live in the real world.
但你只存在於這裏 But you only exist here.
這就是為什麼你永遠不能離開自由之城 It's why you can never leave Free City.
你就是我們所說的NPC You're what we call an NPC.
NPC NPC.
警察和那個大兔子 The policeman and the muscular bunny rabbit,
他們也這麼叫我 什麼是NPC they called me that. What is an NPC?
-我們 -看看吧 - Let's take... - Just watch.
再看一眼排行榜 ...another look at that leaderboard.
所有人都趴在地上 Everybody get down on the ground!
別逞英雄 Nobody try to be a hero.
很快就會結束 This will all be over soon.
我不明白 I don't understand.
你是一個非玩家角色 You're a non-player character.
-不 -隻是一個背景人物 - Non... - A background person.
是人們設計來為真人增添樂趣的 Someone designed to make the game more fun for real people.
等等 等一下 停一下 Wait, hold on a second. Just stop for a second.
我想確認一下我理解的對不對 I wanna make sure I'm getting this straight.
我想徹底搞清楚 I just wanna fully understand here.
這麼說 我是假的? So, I'm fake?
整個世界都是假的? 我甚至連主角都算不上 The entire world is fake? I'm not even a main character,
只是個在幕後的白癡? I'm just this idiot who's in the background?
米莉 你為什麼要說這個 我愛你 Millie, why are you even saying this? I love you.
你喜歡我只是因為這份情感在你的程序裏 You only think that because it's in your programming.
蓋 我需要你聽我說 Guy, I need you to listen to me.
再過兩天 遊戲就要停服了 In two days, the game is gonna shut down. For good.
當這部續作推出時 這兒的整個城市 When this sequel launches, this whole city,
你 包括這裏所有非玩家的人 you, all the people in it who aren't players,
他們會永遠消失 你得聽我說 they'll be gone forever. You need to listen.
在我的一生中 我一直感覺我是非同凡響的 My whole life, I felt like there had to be something more.
然後我看到了你 And then I saw you.
我知道我是對的 我是對的 And I knew I was right. I was right!
有那麼一秒鐘 我感覺棒極了 And for a second, I felt amazing.
-我知道 -你不知道 - I know. - Except you don't know.
因為我們不一樣 Because we're not the same.
你不是這麼說的嗎 這是你的原話啊 Isn't that what you said? You said that.
我們不一樣 We're not the same.
你是真實的 You're real.
那我是什麼 我是什麼 And I'm what? I'm what?
你不是 You're not.
嗯 我可能不是真的 但是有那麼一秒鐘... Well, I may not be real, but for a second there...
我覺得自己很有活力 I felt pretty alive.
都是騙人的 It's all a lie!
週五之前把季度報告放在我桌上 Have the quarterly reports on my desk by Friday.
季度報告 天哪 多具體的商業術語啊 Quarterly reports. My, what specific business lingo.
哇 大城市的生活 一點也不像 Wow. Life in the big city. Ain't nothing like it.
它會粉碎你的靈魂 Until it crushes your soul.
有人看到我的貓子嗎 有沒有人看到我的... Has anyone seen my cat? Has anyone seen my...
你的貓? 不 菲利斯 我沒見過 Your cats? No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.
但是有個一勞永逸的辦法 把你那該死的門關好 But here's a revolutionary idea... close your goddamn door.
它們又不會一個接一個的疊羅漢 It's not like they're climbing on top of one another,
形成一個小貓塔 然後撬鎖溜出去 forming a little kitty tower, and then jimmying the locks.
它們沒有拇指 菲利斯 They don't have thumbs, Phyllis.
沒有拇指 No thumbs!
你們還不明白嗎 你們沒有人明白嗎 Don't you get it? Don't any of you get it?
這些都是假的 啥也不是 都是假的 我們沒有存在的必要 None of this matters! None of it! It's fake! We don't matter!
那棟樓 是假的 這條街... That building, that's fake! This street...
是假的 It's fake!
那輛車... That car...
約翰尼警官 Officer Johnny!
祝你今天開心 蓋 Have a good one, Guy.
哦 嘿 呃... Oh, hey, uh...
進來吧 Come in.
給你吧 Here you go.
謝謝 Thank you.
巴迪 Buddy,
如果你發現你不是真實存在的 你會怎麼做 what would you do if you found out that you weren't real?
你是什麼意思 What do you mean?
假設一下 Pretend with me.
好的 那麼 Okay, so...
我可以假裝我是鬼魂嗎 Can I pretend I'm a ghost?
好的 Sure.
噢 那我要現在這個樣子呢 還是要扮成我死的樣子 Oh. Do I look like how I look like now? Or whenever I die?
就好比 我是不是應該穿著喪服 Like, do I have a funeral outfit on?
-在舉行葬禮 -那不要緊 - This is kind of funeral... - Doesn't matter.
但就穿工作服吧 因為我打了領帶 ...but even though it's a work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.
我們討論的重點不在這 好嗎 Let's move on from the concept, okay?
明白 Got it.
我不是鬼魂 太失望了 I'm not a ghost. I'm very disappointed,
-但我懂了 -好的 - but I get it. - Yeah.
我就是我 現在的我 我只是想幫助一個朋友 I'm me, who I am right now, and I'm just trying to help a friend.
我說 好吧 如果我不是真實存在的又能如何呢 I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?
什麼叫 "又能如何?" I'm sorry. "So what?"
嗯 又能如何呢 Yeah. So what?
但如果你不是真的 But if you're not real,
這難道不意味著你所做的一切都毫無意義嗎 doesn't that mean that nothing you do matters?
什麼意思啊 聽著 兄弟 我坐在這裏 What does that mean? Look, brother, I am sitting here
和我最好的朋友一起試著幫他渡過難關 with my best friend, trying to help him get through a tough time.
對嗎 即使我不是真實存在的 起碼這一刻 我是真實的 Right? And even if I'm not real, this moment is.
就在這裏 就在此刻 這一刻是真實的 Right here, right now. This moment is real.
我是說 還有什麼比一個人試圖幫助他們所愛的人更真實的呢 I mean, what's more real than a person tryin' to help someone they love?
如果這不是真實存在的 我不知道什麼才是真的 Now, if that's not real, I don't know what is.
你認識其他保安嗎 Do you know the other security guards?
我都認識啊 怎麼了 I know 'em all. Why?
嘿 巴迪 Hey, Buddy...
我不會祝我們今天開心 let's not have a good day...
我要祝我們今天非常開心 let's have a great day.
蓋 我們來這裏做什麼 Guy, what are we doin' here?
我們是來給我的朋友米莉找那個視頻片段的 We're here to get a video clip for my friend Millie.
這看起來不嚇人嗎 Does this look intimidating?
我不知道 蓋 你怎麼找到這玩意兒的 I don't know, Guy. How do you hold this thing?
你有我想要的東西 You have something I want.
你得把它交出來 And you're gonna hand it over.
你怎麼進來的 How'd you get in here?
放輕鬆 我認識你們的保安 Easy. I know your security guard.
吉米? Jimmy?
他的名字叫路易吉 His name is Luigi.
所以如果你花點時間記他的名字... So if you took some time to learn his name...
也許他不會這麼快背叛你 maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick.
我需要一段視頻片段 你得給我 I need a video clip, and you're gonna give it to me.
等等 你是不是... Wait a minute, are you...
你是藍衫男嗎 Are you Blue Shirt Guy?
是啊 也許吧 Yeah, maybe.
天啊 你是蓋 你是藍衫男 是你啊 Holy shit! You're Guy! You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!
-是的 -我愛你 - Yeah. - I love you.
-是嗎 -我是說 - You do? - I mean...
我就像一個粉絲 你太棒了 I'm like a fan. You're awesome.
你想要什麼儘管拿 You can have anything you want.
等等 等一下 Wait, hold on one second.
玩家們 聽好了 我是雷文傑明· 巴頓 Gamers, listen up, this is Revenjamin Buttons here.
我和蓋在一起 I'm here with Guy.
這個蓋 他在我的藏身之處 他是來搶劫我的 The Guy, he's in my stash house, and he's here to rob me.
我能不能要一點... Can I get a little...
-什麼紀念品之類的給我粉絲們 蓋 -什麼 - "what-what" for my followers, Guy? - What?
太棒了 好的 那麼現在發生的情況是這樣.... Perfect. All right, so what's happening is...
蓋在找一個片段視頻... Guy's looking for a clip...
關於我達到神秘等級的漫步的視頻 showing a walkthrough I did to get to the secret level.
你在跟誰說話 Who are you talking to?
對不起 I'm sorry.
我在跟誰說話? 這真是一句經典的蓋的台詞 Who am I talking to? It's just such a classic Guy line.
對嗎 Right?
你很棒 哦 不管怎樣 You're good. Oh, anyway...
而你 你想和那個莫洛托夫小妞一起從我這裏偷走它 And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick.
她叫米莉 Her name's Millie.
-是的 等等 是誰 -米莉 - Yeah. Wait, who? - Millie.
我覺得進展得很順利 I think it's going really well.
我知道呀 這真的是我第一次把槍從槍套裏拿出來 I know. This is literally the first time I took my gun out the holster.
是嗎 Totally. Right?
蓋 我本來想回滾記錄 但故障已經修補好了 Guy, I tried to go back through, but the glitch is patched.
我再也沒有找到它 And I never found it again.
所以我是唯一一個看到過另一邊是什麼的人 So I'm the only one that ever saw what was on the other side.
但都在這裏了 看看吧 But it's all here, check it out.
事實上 這帥呆了 就像是一個完全不同的世界 It's pretty cool actually. It's like a whole other world.
-就是這個嗎 這就是遊戲片段嗎 -對 就是這個 - This is it? This is the game clip? - Yeah, that's it.
你能為我做一件事嗎 就一件 Can you do one, single, just one solid for me?
-就一件事 我不會再多要求 好嗎 -好的 - One thing, I'll stop asking, okay? - Yeah.
只要說出我的口號就行了 Just say my catchphrase.
如果你這麼說 我的觀眾會把香蕉奶油三明治弄得渾身都是 My viewers will just banana cream sandwich all over themselves if you say it.
我喜歡香蕉奶油三明治 I love banana cream sandwiches.
不是這種香蕉奶油三明治 Maybe not this banana cream sandwich.
是的 這種 Yeah, this one.
好的 太好了 好的 那就說 "你知道現在是什麼時刻嗎" Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say, "You know what time it is?"
-你知道現在是什麼時刻嗎 -你知道現在是什麼時刻嗎 - You know what time it is? - You know what time it is?
你知道現在是什麼時刻嗎 You know what time it is?
現在是犯罪時刻 寶貝 嗯 It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah.
現在是犯罪... It's crime o'cl...
但是 不 我不能這麼說 那是... But, no, I can't say that. That's...
好吧 沒事的 我自己說就好 Okay. It's all right. I'll say it myself.
-好吧 你知道現在是什麼時刻嗎 -不知道 - All right, you know what time it is? - No.
現在是犯罪...媽媽 It's crime o'cl... Mom!
媽媽 你是認真的嗎... Mom! Are you serious with the...
非得現在用吸塵器嗎 vacuum right now?
你真的要現在拖地嗎 我正在說... You really have to do that here? I'm saying my...
我的口號呢 大家都在看呢 catchphrase! Everybody's watching!
-上帝啊 -你22歲了 - God! - You're 22,
還住在我的房子裏 我家沒有上帝 living in my house, there is no God!
抱歉 蓋 Sorry, Guy.
謝謝你 巴頓先生 我們要走了 Thank you, Mr. Buttons. We're gonna go.
不 不 不 你必須殺了我 No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me.
-抱歉 你說什麼 -你得殺了我 請殺了我吧 - I'm sorry, what? - You gotta kill me. Please kill me.
殺了我吧 老爹 殺了我 Give it to me, Daddy. Give it to me!
不 不要那樣做 不要那樣做 No. Please don't do that. Please don't do that.
我們不會傷害任何人的 我是個好人 We're not gonna hurt anybody. I'm a good guy.
什麼 你說什麼 What? What'd you say?
這話裏有話啊 That's deep.
不 沒有 No, it's not.
我能感覺到 很深邃 That's like I can taste you, deep.
我需要你的幫助 巴迪 我沒有安全口令 I want your help, Buddy. I don't have the safeword.
我知道你想要什麼 I know what you want.
我不想要 I don't want that.
不 你想要 Yeah, you do.
太近了 That's touching.
-太近了 -是的 - They're touching. - Yeah.
我知道你想要什麼 I know what you want.
是的 我知道 Yes, I do.
你想看看自由之城的癢癢貓嗎 You want a little bit of that Free City Itchy Kitty.
-不 -嗯 嗯 不 你想 - No. - Uh-huh. Yes, you do.
您的動作太噁心了 The way you move, it's almost dirty.
來個小小的薩諾斯手套舞怎麼樣 What about a little Thanos Glove...
轉成薩諾斯啪啪啪? into a little bit of Thanos Snap?
-哦 看起來很疼 -是啊 有點 - Oh. That looked like it hurt. - Yeah, a little bit.
來段周圓駕車舞怎麼樣 A little Sunday Drive.
你這房子真漂亮 You have a beautiful home.
-蛇人舞呢 不行嗎 不喜歡蛇人嗎 -再見 巴頓先生 - Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man? - Bye, Mr. Buttons.
拜託 給我來段蛇舞 拜託 夥計 Come on, give me one snake! Just come on, man.
媽媽 別碰那只襪子 Mom! Do not touch that sock!
我向上帝發誓 如果你碰那只襪子 I swear to God, if you touch that sock...
你下半輩子就得去療養院呆著了 you will be in therapy for the rest of your life!
不 那不是普通的襪子 快放下 No! That's my special sock! Put it down!
米莉 拜託 Millie, please.
請你從昏迷中醒來 Please wake up from your standing coma.
聽著 我知道這個世界對你來說只是個遊戲 Look, I know this world is just a game to you
你可來去自如 但對我來說... and you can come and go, but to me...
這個地方 這些人 就是我的全部 this place, these people, that's all I have.
如果我幫你可以拯救這兒 那我必須這麼做 And if I can help you save it, I wanna do that...
但你得醒醒 拜託 but you gotta wake up, please.
米莉 我很抱歉 我當時離開了 Millie, I'm sorry for running away.
蓋 Guy?
哦 嚇死我了 Oh, that's so scary! It's just terrifying.
我知道 我知道 I know, I know.
我很抱歉 我很抱歉 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
聽著 你可能一開始就生活在幕後 但我也是 Look, you may have started out living in the background, but so did I.
我們已經受夠了 We're done with that.
我給你準備了一份禮物 I got you a present.
我沒時間把它包起來 I didn't have time to wrap it.
什麼 What?
他們說每年有超過10億名NPC被殺害 They say over a billion NPCs are killed every year.
現在 我坦白說 那至少有50%是我的錯 Now, I'm not gonna lie, that's at least 50% my fault.
我以前把所有次要角色都殺了個遍 I used to shoot all the secondary characters
因為那時候很無聊 你知道嗎 when I was bored, you know?
然後 我會羞辱他們 And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit.
見鬼 誰知道這個藍衫男是誰 Who the hell even knows who this Blue Shirt Guy is?
但我要告訴你 他讓我想到了NPC But I'll tell you this, he's got me thinkin'
以及我是怎麼玩這個遊戲的 about NPCs and how I play the game.
這個遊戲不是為這樣的人設計的 不是為了讓玩家成為一個好人 The game wasn't even made for someone like this, for a player to be a good guy.
他也是一個非常可愛的傢伙 He's also a really cute guy.
不僅僅是臉 你知道的 真個人都很可愛 And not just the face, you know, like the whole thing.
老實說 這讓我意識到... And, honestly, it's got me realizing...
也許我們對NPC的看法一直是錯誤的 maybe we've been thinking about NPCs wrong this whole time.
我認為藍衫男就像一個符號 你知道嗎 I think Blue Shirt Guy's like a symbol, you know?
就像 也許人們可以在裏面隨心所欲 Like, maybe people can be whatever they want.
他就像一個偶像 這個詞對嗎 He's like an icon. Is that the right word?
因為 他提醒了我們一切皆有可能 Like, he reminds us of what's possible.
還有 他簡直性感到爆炸 Also, he's like crazy hot.
哦 天哪 真的是 我都迷上那一堆像素了 Oh, my God, totally. I'd hit those pixels hard.
我們都應該向藍衫男學習 We should all be more like Blue Shirt Guy.
也許我們應該停止殺戮 Maybe we just stop the killing.
他死定了 聽到了嗎 He's dead! You hear me?
那個傢伙 把他放出來 The guy, put him up here.
把他放在屏幕上 把他放到屏幕上 Put him up here on the screen. Put him on the screen.
讓我見見他 他在這啊 Make me see him. There he is.
是 這就是他 那個小小的實幹家 Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder.
我還以為你喜歡藍衫男呢 I thought you liked Blue Shirt.
別跟我說話 Don't say words to me!
人們都忙著在Twitch和YouTube上看這個失敗者 People are so busy watching this loser on Twitch and YouTube.
你們知道他們忘了做什麼嗎 夥計們 You know what they're not doing, guys?
忘了購買自由之城2 Buying Free City 2.
-預售直接下降16% -是60% - Pre-sales are down 16%. - 60.
60% 完犢子了 60. That's bad.
哦 我們離推出還剩48小時 Oh, we are 48 hours from launch.
是啊 他像病毒一樣迅速走紅 Yeah, he's gone viral.
是啊 一種同時讓我屁眼和蛋蛋都難受的病毒 Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass and ball cancer at the same time!
而且無可救藥 Inoperable!
你知道嗎 這個好人套路 You know, this whole good guy routine...
這是一個非常不好的影響 對特許經營權影響惡劣 it is a bad influence, and is bad for the franchise.
我要他滾蛋 我不管他是誰 把他踢出去 I want him gone. I don't care who it is, boot him.
你不能這麼做 You can't.
哦 抱歉 你說什麼 Oh, I'm sorry, what?
你不能這麼做 You can't.
為什麼不行 Why not?
因為他不是黑客 安特萬 他是NPC Because he's not a hacker, Antwan. He's an NPC.
你難道是想告訴我 You're tryin' to tell me that all this shit
關於有自我意識的NPC的傳言是真的嗎 about a self-aware NPC is real?
嗯 我也不知道是怎麼回事 也不知道為什麼 但他是真實存在的 Yeah. I don't know how or why, but he's real.
我該怎麼辦呢 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
好的 好的 好的 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
該怎麼辦呢 該怎麼辦呢 倒下去 What to do? What to do? Got it.
再起來 And kip-up!
所以我們不能把他踢出遊戲 So we can't kick him out of the game.
我們怎麼重置他的Al算法呢 想想辦法啊 各位 趕快 How do we reset his AI? Ideas, people. Come on.
快給我想辦法 Hit me. Ideas.
您只需重新啟動服務器即可 You could just reboot the server.
繼續說 Keep talking.
如果我們重啟服務器... If we reboot the server...
然後他就會變回一個普通的NPC then he's just gonna revert back to a regular non-player guy.
-然後就解決了 -安特萬 - Solution. - Antwan.
安特萬 你是要終止... Antwan, you're talking about terminating...
第一個被證實的 the first confirmed artificially intelligent
有著獨立意識的人工智能嗎 life-form right now, okay?
親愛的 親愛的 噓 Honey, honey. Shush.
他讓我賠錢了 He's losing me money.
所以我不在乎他是不是他媽的阿諾·施瓦辛格 So, I don't care if he's Arnold-Frickin'- Schwarzen-Vader.
終結他 重新啟動 Terminate him. Reboot.
-這就去辦 -你不能那樣做 - On it. - You can't do that.
重新啟動 Reboot!
他的身體真有表現力 He's very expressive with his body.
很明顯 Clearly.
那是什麼 What is that?
那邊是一個全新的世界 It's a whole new world over there.
天堂之類的什麼 Some kinda paradise and shit.
哦 天哪 就是這個 Oh, my God, that's it.
這是我們的原始版本 該版本證明我們的代碼在遊戲中 It's our original build and that build is proof our code is in the game.
你不知道我等這一刻等了多久 You have no idea how long I've waited for this.
我見過這個地方 I've seen this place.
什麼 What?
嗯 Yeah.
你是什麼意思 你怎麼可能見過它呢 What do you mean? How could you have possibly seen it?
米莉 米莉 Millie? Millie?
重啟了 自由之城已處於離線狀態 We're dark. Free City is offline.
發生什麼事了 What is happening?
自 由 之 城 離線
再見 藍衫男 Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
自 由 之 城 重啟中
沒事了 快點 It's okay. Come on.
自 由 之 城 加載中
快點啊 Come on.
拜託 拜託 Come on, come on, come on.
早上好 元寶 Good morning, Goldie.
前方的槍聲 Front of warm, dry gunfire...
與下午晚些時候的刺殺事件牽連在了一起 mixed with late afternoon stabbings...
在哪可能會讓你再街上沾滿無辜者的鮮血... could leave you in the streets wet with the blood of innocents...
星期二晚上早些時候 by early Tuesday night.
淺色烤肉和深色烤肉到底有什麼不同 What really is the difference between a light roast and a dark roast?
沒人知道 Nobody knows.
我不會祝你今天開心 我要祝你今天非常開心 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
蓋 我們能談談嗎 Guy, can we talk?
那個戴墨鏡的女孩怎麼知道你的名字 How does the sunglass girl know your name?
我不知道 繼續走 I don't know. Keep walking.
拜託 蓋 你認識我的 Come on, Guy! You know me.
你知道這個吧 You know this.
你說這個片段裏顯示了一個你以前見過的地方 You said this clip showed a place you'd seen before.
我需要知道在哪裏 I need to know where.
數據已經被刪除了 但它在你的腦海裏 The data's been erased, but it's in your head.
試著想一想 這真的很重要 Please try to remember. This is really important.
拜託 蓋 想一想 冰激凌 鞦韆 Please, Guy, think. The ice cream, the swings?
哦 我們蓋喜歡蕩秋手呢 Oh, my Guy loves swings.
在自由城港回公園 那裏有一個很棒的鞦韆 At Free City Harbor Park, there's a great swing set there.
-你去過嗎 -去過 - Have you been? - Yes.
我們吃了泡沫口香糖冰淇淋 We had bubble gum ice cream.
天哪 我愛泡沫口香糖冰淇淋 OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream!
他喜歡泡沫口香糖冰淇淋 He loves the bubble gum ice cream.
是的 我知道 我們一起吃的 記得嗎 Yes, I know. We had it together, remember?
拜託 蓋 只有你能幫我了 Please, Guy, you're all I've got.
我很抱歉 女士 我想你找錯人了 I'm sorry, lady. I think you have the wrong guy.
我不會祝你今天開心 我要祝你今天非常開心 Don't have a good day, have a great day.
喂 Hello?
我可能發現了點東西 I might've found something.
我一直在檢查蓋的代碼 那兒有一些東西 I've been going through Guy's code and there is something there...
即使是現在 在抹除之後 even now, after the wipe.
這有什麼意義呢 What's the point?
這傢伙簡直是十億分之一的奇跡 我們無法再複製 Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion miracle. We can't replicate that.
我試過了 好嗎 你說得對 一切都結束了 I tried, okay? You were right, it's over.
不 米莉 米莉 你沒明白我的意思 好嗎 No, Millie, Millie, you're not listening to me, all right?
重肩 不會刪除他的人工智能代碼... A reboot, it doesn't erase his AI coding...
實際上 只有摧毀服務器才行 you literally would have to destroy the servers to do that.
他的AI系統仍然在那裏 只需要訪問它 His AI is still there, it just needs to be accessed.
我剛才見了他 凱斯 他什麼都忘了 I've seen him, Keys. He's forgotten everything.
看看我發給你的追蹤日誌 Just look at the trace log I sent you.
那個可以解釋一切 It'll explain everything.
現在 從頭開始... Now, from the beginning...
蓋的行為比應有的複雜得多 Guy's behavior is much more complex than it should be,
得歸功於我們的代碼 thanks to our code.
但他仍然被困在自由城 他仍然困在這個生活 這個循環裏 But he's still stuck in Free City. He's still stuck in this life, this loop.
然後 有些事情發生了變化 他有了獨立的意識 這是為什麼 And then, something changes. He comes to life. Why?
然後我想起來了 And then I remembered.
《生活本身》中的一個角色是這個我昵稱為 "失戀" 的人 One of the characters from Life Itself was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.
他是那種生來就不會遇到真命天女的人 And he was someone who was designed to never meet the right person.
從本質上講 是這個角色的基石 It was essentially the building blocks of the character.
但他從未停止過希望能遇見 "他的夢中情人" But he never stopped hoping that he would meet "the girl of his dreams."
所以我不得不讓這個女孩依靠某人... So I had to base this girl off of someone...
還有誰比我每天坐在旁邊的人更好的呢 and who better than the person that I was sitting next to every day?
也就是你 You.
但是後來有一天... But then, one day...
他在自由城和你見面 一旦他見到你... he meets you in Free City, and once he sees you...
他永遠不可能再是原來的他了 he can never be the same.
他本應感覺到自己死定了 但相反 他覺得自己活了 He was supposed to feel doomed, but instead, he feels alive...
所以到最後 他有了自我意識 真的活過來了 until eventually, he is alive.
是你改變了他 米莉 You changed him, Millie.
你更改了他的代碼 我想你可以再來一次 You changed his code. And I think you can do it again.
是你讓他起死回生的 米莉 You brought him to life, Millie.
是你讓他重獲新生的 You brought him to life.
他能有獨立的意識是因為他遇到了一個人... And he was alive because he met the one person...
我不會祝你今天過得開心... Don't have a good day...
我會祝你今天過得非常的開心 have a great day.
謝謝 Thank you.
保重 Take care.
所有人都趴在地上 Everybody down on the ground!
別逞英雄 很快就會結束 Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
好吧 Okay.
除了你之外的所有人 Everybody except you.
門 門 門 我打開了 Door, door, door. I got it.
拜託 我養了一條金魚 Please, I have a goldfish.
聽著 我沒多少時聞了 Look, I don't have long.
我剛把你扣為人質 所以我現在被三星通緝 I just took you hostage, so there are three badges on me.
三星通緝? 這是什麼女童子軍該幹的是嗎 Badges? Is that like a Girl Scout thing? What is that?
你體內有某種東西 蓋 There is something inside you, Guy.
什麼 我體內什麼都沒有 What? I don't want anything inside of me.
他們把你塞進那家銀行然後... They stuck you in that bank and...
-希望你遵守規則... -我喜歡銀行 - expected you to just follow the rules... - I love the bank.
每天都做同樣的事情 ...and do the same thing every day.
你不該局限於此 You are so much more than that.
我不想讓你局限於此 I don't wanna be more than that.
我需要你回想起那一切 No, and I need you to remember it.
你為什麼跟蹤我 你怎麼知道我的名字 Why have you been following me and how do you know my name?
把這個戴上 Put these on.
我才不要做任何我不想做的事 I don't have to do anything that I don't wanna do.
沒錯 你自己選吧 True. The choice is totally yours.
好吧 好吧 很好 Okay. Okay. Fine.
搶 劫 銀 行
那是什麼 What is that?
這是什麼 這是什麼詭異的眼鏡 What are these? Trick glasses or something?
仔細聽好了 Listen carefully.
在24小時內 這個世界 你認識的每一個人 In 24 hours, this world, everyone you know,
一切都會永遠消失 it's all gonna disappear for good.
你能讓我走嗎 Can you please just let me go?
我是說 我甚至都沒見過你的臉 I mean, I haven't really even seen your face.
我是說 我雖然看到了你的臉 I mean, I've seen the general area,
但我不太會用描述性詞語來形容你的長相 but I'm not really good with descriptive words.
一般來說 我不太擅長用詞 Not really good with words in general.
-去他媽的 -什麼 噢 - Screw it. - What? Oh!
我記起來了 I remember.
歡迎回來 Welcome back.
不 我什麼都記起來了 No. I remember everything.
跟我來吧 Come with me.
我每天都這麼做 我都忘了為什麼了 I do this every day so much, I'd forgotten why.
你看到了嗎 Do you see that?
就在那裏 Right there.
天哪 Oh, my God.
天哪 Oh, my God!
安特萬把我們最初的建模隱藏在地平線之外 所以才看不見了 Antwan hid our original build past the horizon, making it invisible...
但他忘了抹除掉倒影 but he forgot to scrub the reflections.
所以我們的原型還在外面 蓋 只是看不到它 It's still out there, Guy. We just can't see it.
如果我們能到那裏 那就是我們需要的證據 If we can get there, that is the evidence we need.
你不能越過水的邊線的 我試過了 You can't go past the water line. I tried.
我們需要幫助 We need help.
安特萬找到了一種把它藏在眾圓睽睽之下的方法 Antwan found a way to hide it in plain sight
把它放置在一個沒有人能到達的地方 in the one place no one can even get to.
我簡直不敢相信 I can't even believe
他真是太聰明了 所以才如此那惡 he's smart enough to be this diabolical.
凱斯 我需要你集中精神 Keys, I need you to focus.
好吧 所以 反射顯示的是南邊地平線上的建模 Okay. So, the reflection shows the build past the southern horizon.
但是遊戲的規則是不允許你通過海灘 But the game physics won't allow you past the beach.
你覺得你能找到辦法讓我們越過邊界網格嗎 But you think you can find a way to get us past the collision mesh?
我們需要一座橋 We're gonna need a bridge.
你去刺客海灘 剩下的交給我 You just get to Hitman's Beach and I'll figure out the rest.
對了 米莉 And, Millie?
小心 Be careful.
安特萬可能很混蛋 但他不傻 Antwan may be an asshole, but he's not stupid.
他如果知道你要做什麼 他會不折手段的來對付你 He'll figure out what you're up to and he'll throw everything he's got at you.
你說的對 You're right.
嗯 嗨 米莉 還有其它的我看不見的人 Um, hi, Millie, and other person I can't see...
嗯 我有個主意 well, I have an idea.
如果他沒有什麼可以利用的了呢 What if he has nothing to throw?
各位 圍過來 Everyone! Gather around!
謝謝大家光臨 Thank you for coming.
你們都知道 我是蓋 Now, you know me, I'm Guy.
嗨 蓋 Hi, Guy.
嗨 Hi.
我接下來要說的話可能很難理解 What I'm about to say may be hard to understand.
真的很難理解 Really hard to understand.
但是 你們厭倦生活在幕後嗎 But, are you sick of living in the background?
你們難道不厭倦被別人對著你開槍嗎 Aren't you sick of being shot at?
受夠了 Enough.
-厭倦被劫持為人質嗎 -不想再被劫持了 - Taken hostage? - No more.
-被人踩在腳下? -我們受夠了 - Run over? - We done with that.
被搶劫 被刺傷 被用來做人肉盾牌 Robbed? Stabbed? Used as a human shield?
我們厭倦了被刺傷 We are tired of being stabbed!
-巴迪 -抱歉 - Buddy! - Sorry.
你想說什麼 蓋 What are you trying to say, Guy?
我想說的是這個城市不一定非得是這樣的 I'm tryin' to say that things in this city don't have to be this way.
可以變得有所不同一些 Things can be different.
怎麼個不同 Different how?
-首先 你可以把胳膊放下 -是的 - For starters, you can put your arms down. - Yeah.
這就對了 沒問題的 嗯 There you go. You got it. Yeah.
繼續放 這就對了 Keep pushing. There you go.
深呼吸 這就對了 Breathe through it. There you go.
加油 加油 Do it. Do it. Do it.
不 不行的 No, not gonna happen. Nope.
這感覺很不自然 That feels unnatural.
我是說 如果有人帶著槍跑進來怎麼辦 I mean, what about when someone runs in with a gun?
把我的胳膊舉起來只是為了節省時間 Having my arms up is just a real time saver.
不過 如果持槍的人不來怎麼辦 Except, what if the guy with the gun doesn't come?
-什麼 -什麼 - What? - What?
總會有一個帶槍的人 There's always a guy with a gun.
這麼多人帶著槍 So many guys with guns.
各位 如果我們的世界不需要這麼可怕呢 People, what if our world doesn't have to be so scary?
如果我們可以改變它呢 What if we can change it?
米莉 在你的世界裏 每天有多少次銀行被搶劫 Millie! How many times a day are the banks robbed in your world?
幾乎沒有 蓋 Hardly ever, Guy.
那屍體呢 米莉 What about corpses, Millie?
-什麼 -你看過很多屍體嗎 - What? - You see a lot of those?
每小時就死幾個人 How many an hour?
沒有 蓋 None per hour, Guy.
那槍支暴力呢 What about gun violence?
在你的世界裏看到過很多槍支暴力事件嗎 See a lot of gun violence in your world?
實際上 那是個大問題 蓋 真的是個大問題 Actually, that's a big problem, Guy. It's a massive problem.
我沒想到你會這麼說 I didn't see that coming.
這是真的 真的很糟糕 It's true. It really sucks.
關鍵是 我們不必成為自己生活的旁觀者 The point is, we don't have to be spectators to our own lives.
我們可以隨心所欲 We can be whatever we want.
我們不可能都變成你那樣 蓋 We can't all be you, Guy.
胡說 That's not true.
我能這樣想 你也就能這樣想 What's inside of me is inside of you, too.
什麼 What?
自我意識就在你們每個人的體內 你們都在成長 It's inside of each and every one of you. You're growing.
在我的生活中 我需要比煮咖啡多做一些別的事 我想... I need more in my life than drip coffee. I want to make...
做一杯卡布奇諾 A cappuccino.
這個世界需要一些不一樣的東西 A goddamn difference in the world.
需要很多很多的改變 Much, much better.
再來一杯綠茶波巴 And a green tea boba.
-見鬼 -沒錯 - Holy shit! - That's right!
你去吧 姑娘 You go, girl.
哦 天哪 你太棒了 Oh, my God, you're amazing!
如果我能活著從那水裏出來的話 If I could just make it out past that water...
我希望我能回到一個屬於我們的自由的世界 there's a world out there where we can be free.
我希望在這 我們可以決定我們想成為什麼樣的人 Where we get to decide who we wanna be.
可能我們會遇到些麻煩 但我們必須為之奮鬥 Where we can matter. But we have to fight for it.
我們必須齊心協力的奮鬥 We have to fight together.
嗯 Yeah!
你們一直都在做別人期望你們做的事 You guys have always done what's expected of you.
但那些破事今天就該結束了 But that shit ends today.
嗯 Yeah!
雖然我不知道現在是什麼情況 I don't even know what's happening right now!
但我喜歡這種感覺 But I love it!
我喜歡 I love it!
我也很喜歡 來吧 夥計們 I love it, too! Come on, guys, get in here!
聚在一起 我們就是要聚在一起 Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone in!
所有人都趴在地上 Everybody get down on the ground!
喂 Hello?
見鬼 人都去哪兒了 Where the hell is everybody?
喂 Hello?
所有的NPC都到哪裏去了 Where are all the NPCs?
我玩 "自由之城" 已經差不多三年了 Look, I've been playing Free City for, like, three years now.
我從未見過這樣的事情 I've never seen anything like this.
直到最近 我才會注意到一些NPC丟失了 Up until recently, I don't even know if I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing.
我不知道這是否只是一些瘋狂的理論... And I don't know if this is just some whack Reddit theory...
但有人說藍衫男甚至不是玩家 but some people are saying that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.
-他是真正的人工智能 -人工智能? - That he's actual AI. - AI?
有自我意識的人工智能 你懂的 有生命的 Actual AI. You know, alive.
這就是為什麼藍衫男風靡全球的原因 It's why Blue Shirt Guy is trending everywhere.
安特萬 如果你正在看這個視頻 請修復遊戲 Antwan, if you're watching this, please fix the game.
-最重要的是 把藍衫男給我們帶回來 -哦 天哪 天哪 - And most of all, bring back Blue Shirt. - Oh, my God. My God!
安特萬 你應該看看這個 Antwan, you should see this.
而你 你試圖和那個莫洛托夫小妞一起從我這裏偷走它 And you, you tried to steal it from me with that Molotov chick.
-她叫米莉 -誰 - Her name's Millie. - Who?
米莉 Millie.
找到她了 找到她了 抓到你了 抓到你了 Got her. Got her! Got you! Got you!
穆瑟 把他放到屏幕上 趕緊放上去 Mouser! Put him up on the screen. Now. Put him up.
就這樣 快點 快點 That's it. Come on, quicker.
是的 他在那裏 Yes, there he is.
他和一個叫莫洛托夫的玩家在自由城兜風 He's joyriding around Free City with some player called Molotovgirl.
那個女人真名叫米莉·拉斯克 AKA Millie Rusk.
米莉·拉斯克 那不是凱斯的老搭檔嗎 Millie Rusk? Isn't that Keys' old partner?
嗯 Yeah.
也是那個想用這場虛假訴訟擊敗我的人 Also the one who's trying to hit me with this bogus lawsuit...
因為她不顧一切地想要分一杯索拉米的羹 'cause she's desperate for a piece of Soonami Kwan.
現在封掉這個莫洛托夫 Boot Molotovgirl now.
我在嘗試 但她的賬號都是偽造的 I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can, but her account's spoofed.
這個女人很特別 This woman is exceptional.
那就在遊戲中殺了她 Then kill her in the game.
"什麼" 沒錯 就是這個意思 殺了她 "What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her.
把全部都用上 好嗎 直接升級到五星通緝 Throw everything at them, all right? Five badges, G.
好的 只有一個問題 Yeah, just one problem.
我們什麼都沒有 We don't have anything.
威利斯 你在說什麼 Whatchu talking about, Willis?
我們沒有任何防禦防禦 We don't have any defenses.
也沒有警察 軍隊 什麼都沒有 We don't have police, military, no nothing.
我一直都想告訴你 It's what I've been trying to tell you.
就好像所有的NPC都罷工了 It's like every NPC went on strike.
我要一杯半糖咖啡 雙份泡沫燕麥奶 Got a tall, half-caf, double foam oat milk,
抹茶拿鐵加肉桂 matcha latte with cinnamon!
-那是我的 -嘿 - That's me. - Hey.
-謝謝 -不客氣 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
乾杯 Cheers.
去幹掉他們 蓋 Go get 'em, Guy!
這就像是一場數據罷工 It's like a digital walkout.
不 不是的 No, it's not.
他們是故意這麼做的 這是他們計劃的一部分 They're doing this on purpose, it's part of their plan.
你知道該怎麼做嗎 我們要在遊戲中殺了他們 You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna kill them in the game.
關掉復活功能 進去殺了他們 趕緊 Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now.
但這意味著任何玩家只要一死就銷號了 But that means any players who die will be done for good.
他們會瘋的 They'll freak out.
我不在乎 I don't care.
先生 說清楚點 你是在告訴我該走了嗎 Sir? Sir, just to be clear, are you telling me that it's go time?
你是在找什麼笑點嗎 Are you looking for some sort of banter thing
你是認為我們現在是朋友了 'cause you think we're friends now...
還是覺得我們一起加入了某個幫派嗎 and we're in some sort of gang together?
是 是的 我就是想說這個 Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm looking for.
對啊 我們是一個團隊 Cool, we're a team.
我們應該來一句 We should come up
-來句口號 好嗎 -好的 - with a catchphrase, okay? - All right.
-數到三 一 二 三 -一 二 三... - On three. One, two, three... - One, two, three...
滾回去工作 Get back to work!
快把凱斯給我找來 Someone find me Keys!
好了 各位 你們聽到他說的了 出發吧 All right, people, you heard him. It's go time!
好吧 這可不妙 Okay, that's not good.
他知道我們要去哪裏 He knows where we're going.
好的 我找到他了 我找到他了 別擔心 All right, I got him. I got him. Don't worry.
想試試四個輪子砸臉嗎 Want some four wheels to the face?
嘗嘗這個 砰 Take that. Boom!
兔子要來找你了 我可是頂端捕食者 Rabbit's coming for you. Apex predator.
Whoa!
開始吧 你們都在看著嗎 Here we go. Y'all watching this?
我要幹掉這個笨蛋了 I'm about to end this fool.
快點 快點 快點 Come on, come on, come on.
凱斯 如果你在 請幫幫忙 Keys, if you're there, a little help, please.
該死 那是誰幹的 這是誰幹的 God! Okay, who did that? Who is doing that?
別惹我 我要來真的了 我壓力大死了 Don't play with me! Seriously! I'm under way too much pressure!
快點 Come on!
快快快 Go, go, go!
我剛和保安查過了 凱斯還沒離開大樓 I just checked with security. Keys hasn't left the building.
哦 聽起來你把該做的都做了 Oh, sounds like you've done everything possible.
要放棄了嗎 你想放棄嗎 Time to give up? You wanna give up?
不 我感覺到你是想讓我繼續找 No, I'm sensing you want me to keep looking.
-那趕緊去 -我馬上回來 - Go. - I'll be back.
我不知道這些笨蛋要跑到哪裏去 I have no idea where these fools are running to.
我知道 南岸 刺客海灘 I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach.
太愚蠢了 那外面除了水什麼都沒有 Well, that's stupid. There's nothing out there but water.
而且遊戲規則會限制不會讓你越過海岸線 Game physics won't even let you get past the shoreline.
除非那外面有什麼東西 Unless there is something out there.
安特萬 那裏有什麼東西嗎 Antwan, is there something there?
去他媽的 書獃子們 Screw it. Art nerds.
啟動杜德 Time for Dude.
我們還在測試 We're still working on him.
我親自給測試過 他太完美了 I worked on him myself. He's perfect.
馬上啟動杜德 Drop in Dude now.
這麼做的話 他只有半個大腦 Just do it. He's got, like, half a brain...
代碼還沒寫完 不過好吧 開始上傳吧 he's barely written, but sure, start the upload.
我們現在該怎麼辦 What are we supposed to do now?
現在凱斯給我們找到了一座橋 Now Keys finds us a bridge.
要來看看你在背後捅了多少刀子嗎 夥計 Come to collect those knives you stabbed in my back, bro?
你一直在幫米莉·拉斯克 You've been helping Millie Rusk this whole time.
她在找你的建模 She's looking for your build.
什麼建模 安特萬 What build, Antwan?
你不是沒用過我們的代碼嗎 It's not like you used our code anyway, right?
如果你沒有使用我們的代碼 And if you didn't use our code...
那我們的原版怎麼會出現在遊戲裏呢 then how can our original build be in the game, right?
還是說我遺漏了什麼 Or am I missing something?
你們下去吧 Leave us.
好了 凱斯 讓我們好好談一談 Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk.
如果我把你那愚蠢的遊戲放出來 只會搞砸的 If I'd put out your dumb game, it would have bombed.
安特萬 你預料不了它的成敗 Antwan, you don't know it would've failed.
我當然可以預料 Yeah, I do know.
我看了數據 點擊 還有群組 I looked at the numbers, the tracking, the focus groups.
你有沒有想過有些東西比數據更重要 Has it ever occurred to you that some things matter more than numbers?
還有什麼比數據更重要呢 錢嗎 What matters more than numbers? Money?
喲 快問快答 夥計 錢和數據誰更重要 Yo, news flash, bro, money is still numbers.
沒有什麼比數據更重要了 Nothing matters more than numbers!
你應該感謝我 You should be thanking me!
我應該感謝你嗎 I should be thanking you?
那你從我們的作品中獲得的利潤呢 What about the profits that you got from our work?
你早就選擇了你的立場 小徒弟 You chose your side, little Padawan.
現在 你應該站在君主這一邊 And now, it's time for you to take your place next to the Emperor.
明白嗎 You get me, bro?
是的 我明白了... Yeah, I get you... bro.
我只想給你這個 Which leads me to this.
謝謝 凱斯 Thanks, Keys.
到底是什麼啊 What the hell was that?
嘿 安特萬 事情變得越來越複雜了 Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic.
哦 我以為能有多聰明呢 凱斯 Oh, I thought you were smarter than this, Keys.
很明顯 你被解雇了 You're obviously fired, you know that.
而你 她還在遊戲裏幹什麼 夥計 And you, what is she still doing in the game, man?
把所有人都封掉 Boot everyone.
等一下 你想讓我把所有的玩家都踢出去嗎 Hold up. You want me to boot all the players?
把他們踢出遊戲服務器 趕緊的 Boot them out of the game, now!
封掉所有玩家賬號 Cancel every player account!
那該死的杜德在哪呢 And where the hell is Dude?
保安 把這個小混混趕出去 Security! Kick this punk out.
蓋 Guy!
-米莉 -他們要把我踢出服務器了 - Millie! - They're taking me out.
怎麼搞的 What's happening?
現在全靠你了 大家都看著呢 It's on you now. Everybody's watching.
你得繼續往前走 You gotta keep going.
等等 等等 等等 我還會再見到你嗎 Wait, wait, wait! Will I see you again?
如果你能過那座橋 我們會再見的 You will if you make it across that bridge.
向全世界展示我們的建模 那就是證據 Show the whole world our build. That's the proof.
只要你能做到 安特萬就完蛋了 You do that, Antwan is done.
我會做到的 I'll make it.
見鬼 怎麼回事 What the hell?
到底怎麼回事What's going on?
好吧 在我們被解雇之前 我們最好都記住這一刻 All right, let's all remember this moment, before we were fired.
口號 Catchphrase.
口號? Catchphrase?
什麼 我還沒來得及想出一個 What? I haven't had time to think one up yet.
不過把 "口號" 作為口號是一個相當酷的口號 Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase is a pretty cool catchphrase.
起來 蓋 起來啊 Get up, Guy. Get up.
哦 不 Oh, no, no, no.
蓋 我是來救你的 Guy, I came to save you.
-這是誰啊 -我不知道 - Who is this? - I don't know.
他很壯啊 He's glorious.
我是說 他就像你一樣... I mean, he's just like you...
但是比你強多了 but way better.
強多了 Way, way better.
-謝謝你 -不 我不是在恭維你 - Thank you. - No, that's not a compliment.
如果我是你 我不會碰他的 巴迪 I wouldn't touch him if I were you, Buddy.
你這話是什麼意思 What do you mean you don't think I should touch him?
你不介意我碰你吧 You don't mind this, do you?
因為我也是你的朋友 'Cause I'm your buddy, too.
是的 我想他會...打你 Yeah, I think he's gonna... hit you.
他下手好重啊 He punches so hard.
但是他的手摸著還挺柔軟 But yet his hands are so soft.
-要堅強 -好的 再見 - Be strong. - Okay, bye.
嘿 我對他來說就像一根羽毛 Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.
不 不 不 不 No, no, no! No!
起來 蓋 起來 Get up, Guy, get up!
遊戲時間結束了 口號 Playtime's over. Catchphrase.
我不知道你在說什麼 I don't know what that means.
拜託 夥計 起來 Come on, man. Get up!
起來啊 Get up.
我此生最愛三件事 There are three things I love in life.
踹屁股 第二件事待定 而第三件事就是 Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here.
哎呀 見鬼 Oof! Oh, shit!
啟動致命一擊 Activate death blow.
再見 蓋 Bye, Guy.
哦 媽的 這可是致命一擊 Oh, shit, that's a death blow.
起來啊 Get up!
媽媽 他帶著致命一擊來了 Mom, he's coming in with a death blow!
起來 蓋 Get up, Guy.
噢 Oh.
他媽的怎麼回事 What the shit?
太帥了 That was dope.
-等一下 那是不是... -那是... - Hold on. Is that... - That's a...
是 那是一把光劍 夥計 Yes! That's a lightsaber, Dude.
-那是一把光劍嗎 -是的 - Is that a lightsaber? - It is.
蓋 Guy!
太好了 Yes!
對 沒錯 起來 蓋 趕快 Yes! That's right. Get up, Guy. Come on.
這就對了 There you go.
你現在都看到他們了嗎 嗯? Do you see them all now? Yeah?
-嗯 嗯 -是嗎 - Uh-huh. - Yeah?
是啊 到處都是閃閃發光的東西 Yeah, shiny things everywhere.
好的 去吧 去追吧 Yeah, there you go. Go get it.
那可是一大堆小點心 Just lots of little snacks.
好吧 不適合當舞者 不適合 Yeah, not a dancer. No.
自由奔跑吧 Run free, better me.
我們走吧 Let's go.
去什麼地方 Where are we going?
我們不能讓他們過那座橋 We can't let them get across that bridge.
你想和我一起結束這一切嗎 You wanna finish this out with me?
聽著 我甚至不知道發生了什麼 但是沒毛病 我跟你一起去 Look, I don't even know what's going on, but hell yes, I'm with you.
我們走吧 Let's go!
服務器機房!
安特萬 來吧 夥計 Antwan, come on, man.
我們來這裏做什麼 What are we doing here?
自由之城1的服務器在哪 Where are the servers to Free City 1?
不 安特萬 你要幹什麼 No. Antwan, what the hell are you doing?
如果他們越過地平線去找到了建模 我就什麼都沒有了 If they get past that horizon to the build, I lose everything!
等等 所以你真的偷了他們的代碼 Wait, so you did steal their code.
跟你聊天真愉快 天才 Welcome to the conversation, genius.
那些服務器在哪 Now, where are those servers?
就是這些 不過等一下 我正試著把這件事理清頭緒 It's all of these, but hold on. I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
這些都是嗎 這個是嗎 All these? This one? Right, this one?
嗯 你是怎麼... Yeah. How did you...
跑 Run.
安特萬 Antwan!
停下 Stop!
約翰尼警官 Officer Johnny!
-快來 -快來 - Come on! - Come on!
海洋和大橋剩下的服務器是哪一台 Which server has the ocean and the rest of the bridge?
我不能告訴你 I'm not gonna tell you.
你會毀了它的 You're just gonna destroy it.
嗯 因為這是我的遊戲 Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.
不是的 這是凱斯的遊戲 Except it's not. It's Keys' game.
不是你做的 You didn't do shit.
你知道嗎 凱斯是我的人 And guess what? Keys is my boy.
保安 Security!
請帶這位前任員工離開這裏 Please escort this former employee off the premises.
他會揭開你的醜惡嘴臉 He can call you by your real name.
蓋 Guy!
-巴迪 巴迪 -不 不 繼續走 - Buddy! Buddy! - No, no! Keep going!
你自己快去吧 Go without me!
我以前畏首畏腦 I've been scared my whole damn life.
但我現在不再害怕了 But I'm not scared anymore.
對不起 I'm sorry.
不必道歉 I'm not.
這是我一生中最開心的一天 It's been the best day of my life.
你必須去找到那個建模 You get to that build.
你要讓他們知道 我們也很重要 You show 'em we matter.
那個保安真是個英雄 That security guard right there was a goddamn hero.
你做到了 You did it!
太好了 Yes! Yes!
去死吧 安特萬 哇哦 Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!
安特萬 停下 Antwan, stop!
結束了 It's over.
他做到了 He made it.
把你遊戲的原版建模放在那裏讓所有人都能看到了 Got your game's original build out there for everyone to see.
你覺得你可能會贏你的官司 是吧 Probably win your lawsuit, huh?
看起來很有可能 Looks likely.
很好 Cool.
但實際情況是這樣的 And here's the thing, bro. Here's the thing.
你所在乎的一切都在我這 Right here, I got everything you care about.
自由之城剩下的那些數據 你的那些NPC朋友 The sliver that's left of Free City, all your little background friends...
包括你那個數字男友 including your digital boyfriend.
都在最後這台服務器裏 Last server.
聽著 我只想要留下我建造的世界和裏面的NPC Look, I just want the world that I built and the people in it.
我能得到什麼好處 What's in it for Antwan?
其他的都歸你 Everything else.
什麼意思 把我當啞巴嗎 Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.
你有權使用我們的代碼 所有利潤都歸你所有 You have the rights to our code, keep all the profits...
只要把自由之城剩下的留給我就行了 just give me what's left of Free City.
把我建模的世界還給我 Let me build my own world from there.
自由之城2呢 自由之城3呢 What about Free City 2? Free City 3?
以及所有隨之而來的衍生作品呢 And all pursuant spin-offs?
都歸你了 把斧頭放下吧 All yours. Just put down the axe.
你知道這是最愚蠢的交易嗎 You know that this is, like, the dumbest deal
這是史上最愚蠢的交易吧 in the history of dumb deals, right?
我是說 你要放棄數百萬美元嗎 I mean, you're talking about giving up millions of dollars.
怎麼會有人願意這樣做 Why would anyone do that?
因為凱斯和我創造了更好的東西 'Cause Keys and I made something great.
我不需要金錢或名氣來證明 And I don't need money or fame to prove that to myself.
我不想再玩你的遊戲了 安特萬 I'm done playing your game, Antwan.
該是我發揮我自己的能力的時候了 It's time I played mine.
成交嗎 Deal?
今天的最新消息可不太好 Popping today and not in a good way.
自由之城2的銷售額繼續下滑 Sales for Free City 2 continue to slip...
代碼中出現大量錯誤報告 並且在線模式滯後 with numerous reports of bugs in the code and lagging online play.
四面楚歌的索拉米遊戲創始人安特萬 Embattled Soonami game founder Antwan Hovachelik
發現自己成了眾矢之的 finds himself in the crosshairs.
眾矢之的 Crosshairs.
他成了眾矢之的 四面楚歌 He's in the crosshairs and embattled.
我們這麼忙 可沒有時間幸災樂禍 We're too busy to gloat.
我是受害者 我是受害者 I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
說到忙 我們剛剛的獨立訪客數量 Speaking of busy, we just doubled
已經翻了一倍 the amount of unique visitors we can handle.
太棒了 It's amazing.
誰能想到這麼多人... Who'd have thought that so many people...
會願意只想看電子遊戲角色而不是朝他們開槍呢 would just wanna watch video game characters instead of shoot at them?
嗯 Hmm...
哦 是的 我們做到了 Oh, yeah, we did.
嗯 Yeah.
你知道嗎 你吹牛的時候很可愛 You know, you're pretty cute when you brag.
安特萬滾出去 Antwan out!
同時 遊戲《自由生活》 Meanwhile, the game Free Life
正在迅速成為火爆的獨立遊戲 is quickly becoming the little indie that could.
玩家蜂擁而至觀看這個僅供觀測的魚缸遊戲 Players are swarming to this observational, fishbowl game...
他們可以與藍衫男進行互動 where they interact peacefully with the one and only Blue Shirt Guy...
現在他不僅僅是後台的數字朋友 and is now no longer in the background, a digital friend.
呃 嘿 米爾斯 Uh, hey, Mills...
你想和我一起去喝杯咖啡嗎 Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me?
實際上 我要回到遊戲中去了 Actually, I'm gonna jump back into the game.
-哦 -喝咖啡嗎 - Oh. - Coffee?
好吧 嗯 聽起來不錯 Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.
我會 呃 我會給你帶一杯 I'll just, uh, grab you one.
哦 凱斯 呃 Oh, Keys, uh...
我知道 中杯咖啡 加奶油 加兩塊糖 I know, medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
嗯 Yeah.
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嗨 蘭迪 米爾頓 Hi, Randy. Milton.
嗯 Hmm.
我還在想什麼時候能再見到你呢 I was wondering when I'd see you again.
是啊 最近生活很瘋狂 Yeah, life has been pretty crazy lately.
你應該看看這裏 You should see it in here.
我們說好終生免費的泡沫口香糖冰淇淋 We're talkin' free bubble gum ice cream for life.
哇 Wow.
嘿 夥計們 Hey, guys.
聽著 蓋 Look, Guy...
哇 這比我想像的要難 Wow, this is harder than I thought.
那就讓我來幫你說吧 Then let me do it for you.
蓋 Guy...
你太夢幻了 you are dreamy.
你對藍色襯衫和五個八度音樂巨星的品味... Your taste in blue shirts and five-octave musical superstars...
深深地 深深地吸引著我 it's deeply, deeply attractive to me.
但我不能一直和你在一起 But I can't keep spending all my time with you.
我創造了這個世界 但我不能在裏面生活 I created this world, but I can't live my life in it.
這是你想說的吧 有那麼難嗎 See? Was that so hard?
那麼 你打算怎麼做 So, what are you gonna do?
我想做什麼都行 多虧了你 Anything I want. Thanks to you.
我再也不會陷在循環裏了 I'm not stuck in a loop anymore.
你也不用 Neither are you.
我愛你 米莉 I love you, Millie.
也許這就是我的編程風格 但你猜怎麼著 Maybe that is my programming talking, but guess what?
我這個程序是某個人寫的 Someone wrote that program.
我相當於是一封他寫給你的情書 I'm just a love letter to you.
而作者就在外面的某個地方 Somewhere out there is the author.
是你讓他復活的 是你讓他重獲新生 You brought him to life. You brought him to life.
他能有獨立意識是因為他遇到了一個人 And he was alive because he met the one person
一個他一生都在等待的人 he'd been waiting for his whole life.
我必須讓它變得真實 所以... And I had to make it realistic, so...
我是根據... I based it off of...
你 you.
他的夢中情人... The woman of his dreams...
也是我的夢中情人 she was the same as mine.
所以她喜歡泡沫口香糖冰淇淋和鞦韆... So she liked bubble gum ice cream and swing sets...
她有一個非常可愛但奇怪的特殊習慣... and she had this very cute but oddly specific habit...
總是哼唱這首金典的瑪利亞·凱莉的歌 of always humming this classic Mariah Carey track.
就像 隨時隨地都在哼唱 Like, all the time, she would... repeat.
終於到這一刻了 Finally!
凱斯 Keys!
你在做什麼... What are you...
你還好嗎 小蓋蓋 You okay, little guy Guy?
你看起來 可以用個形容詞形容 You seem adjective.
我很好 我很好 順便說一下 你可以把我放下來 I'm great. I'm great. You could put me down, by the way.
謝謝 那真是太好了 Thank you. That was nice.
不 我很好 你也很好 夥計 No, I'm great. You're great, Dude.
我只是很想念我最好的朋友 I just miss my best friend.
我們過去每天都一起走同樣的路 We used to do the same walk together every day.
只不過他穿了件襯衫 而且他會講一個完整的句子 Except he wore a shirt. And could complete a full sentence.
我可以造一個句子 I can bench press a sentence.
是啊 但這完全不是一回事 Yeah, that's totally not the same thing at all.
笑得再大聲一點 Harder laughter!
蓋 Guy?
-巴迪 -不 - Buddy! - No!
天哪 蓋 Oh, my God! Guy!
巴迪 我以為我已經失去你了 Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!
你沒有 You didn't!
前一分鐘 我還在一座瘋狂的橋上奔跑... One minute, I'm running on a crazy bridge to nowhere...
以為我甜蜜的世俗生活結束了 thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over.
但下一分鐘 我就像在飛一樣... The next minute, I'm like in some type of flyin'...
還有一些像僊塵之類的東西... and some like fairy dust, pixie dust...
然後我撲通一聲掉進了這片天堂 and then I plopped down into this slice of heaven.
夥計 我愛死這裏了 Man, I love it here.
事實上 幾天前 我騎了一個半人半馬 In fact, a couple of days ago, I rode a centaur.
這可能聽起來很奇怪 Now, it might sound weird...
我騎著一個半人半馬的傢伙 I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude and a half-horse...
不管是半人半馬還是什麼 反正就是騎了 whatever a centaur is, I did it.
我也騎過一個 I rode a dude, too!
友好的手勢 Friendly gesture!
太友好了 So friendly!
快點過來 Come on, bring it in!
-我們要擁抱嗎 -我來了哦 - Are we gonna hug? - I'm coming for you!
-不 不用 我過來了 -是的 我要抱抱你 - No, you're not. I'm coming for you. - Yes, I am!
-你過來 -我過來咯 - You come here! - I'm coming to you!
我過來了 我過來了哦 I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in.
夥計 我想死你了 Buddy, I missed you!
嘿 銀行在哪 Hey, so where's the bank?
沒有銀行了 There is no bank.
那我們該怎麼做呢 So what do we do?
我們想要做什麼都行 Whatever we want.
-嘿 夥計們 -嘿 蓋 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Guy.