[crickets chirp]
[snores]
[snorts]
[snores]
[firefly yelps]
[yawns]
[upbeat music]
[they laugh]
A-ha!
[laughs]
[monkey calls out]
Huh?
[screams]
[monkey chuckles]
[chuckles]
Hmm? [gasps]
-[growls] -Ooh!
[laughs nervously]
[monkey yells]
[laughs]
Whoa!
Ah, man,there's none left for me.
[gasps]
What was that?
Talking? [gasps]
[muffled] I can't talk!
Words? [yells]
[groans] Ouch.
Ouch? What is an "ouch"?
A word. What's a word?
This. This is a word.
I'm talking! I'm talking![laughs] I can talk!
This is amazing! Oooh, nice word.
Amazing.
Ah-may-zing!
I think that'smy favourite word so far.
Amazing. Amazing.
Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.
Wait! Now it's sounding weird.Amazing.
Is that right? Doesn't sound right.
Ama... Ooh, tree. Ooh, I love you, tree.
Stone. Leaf. Branch. Ground.
Foot. Root. Vine. Hands.
Fingers. Tail. Nose. Elbow.
[laughs] That's a good word.Amazing's better.
-Excuse me. -Talking elephant!
-[gasps] Where? -You!
-What? -Talking elephant!
Me, talking? Talking elephant!I can talk?
Thank you for the bananasearlier. They were delicious.
I can make compliments. What's going on?
I don't know, but isn't it great?
Or, as I like to say, cos Ican say stuff now, amazing?
Have we been able to talkthis whole time?
That would've saved a lotof grunting and pointing.
-Like, a lot! -[gasps] Shh!
What?
-[elephant] You hear that?-[whispers] What?
[gasps]
-What is it? -Shh.
[coughs]
What?
[monkey chuckles]
[monkey yells]
-What do you hear? -That bush is crying.
-I'm not a bush. -[shrieks] Talking bush!
I said, I'm not a bush.
-Shrub, then? Talking shrub?-No.
-Hedge? -No!
Fruticumque viret?[gasps] I can speak Latin!
-What's Latin? -[sobs]
OK, we're sorry. What are you then?
I can't tell you. You'll freak out.
-No. -We really won't.
You sound all alone and sad.
Is this your, uh...
I feel like this would beyour shoulder, or...
Whoops.
Oh, please come out. It's nice out here.
We've got, um, uh, oh...
the sky and, oh, the ground.
OK.
Can't stay in this fruticumque viret forever, I suppose.
[sighs] As much as I'd like to.
Told you you'd freak out.
[laughs nervously] What?
No...
[both scream]
[screaming continues]
[monkey yelps]
-[sighs]-So, why were you crying?
Is it because you're, like, really super freaky?
-[gasps]-[muffled] What did I say?
-Is it, though? -No. It's just...
Have you heard of the word "alien"?
We hadn't heard any wordsuntil, like, five minutes ago.
Well, you see,
-I come from very far away.-The sky?
-All I want is to go home.-Oh, that's easy!
What? Hey, no! [yells]
[they laugh]
-[laughs] -[yells]
-What did you do that for?-You said you wanted to go home.
Yeah. OK. It takes a lot more than that
-to exit the Earth's atmosphere.-Gotcha!
I have the regret... [muffled] No.
He seemed nice.I wonder what he... [gibberish]
What's tha... [gibberish]
-[yelling] -[thud]
Um, look,I don't mean to cause a fuss.
-Would you mind not doing that? -Sorry.
Hey, we can talk again.[gasps] You're making us talk!
It's not me. Hang on, just... Where's that...?
[mutters] Ah, there we go.
If you're anywhere near this,then...
-What is that? -It's a speech pod.
-Oh, I love peaches! -[glass clinks]
-[groans] -Not peach.
Ssp-p-p... speech.
-This makes us talk? -[alien] Yes.
-Could I have...?-[laughs] This is amazing!
-That's my favourite word. -Nice.
The others have got to try this![chuckles]
Oh, boy.
[chuckles]
[grunts] Just waittill I get my paws on you.
You'll wish you'd never ripened!
Huh?
Get off my lawn! Get off!
Off, off, off, off, off, off,off, off, off, off!
[hisses] Huh!
And, you! Get off my back,
you yellow-bellieddelicious tropical tormentor!
-[knocking] -[egg 1] Who's there?
-[egg 2] Egg. -[egg 1] Egg who?
[egg 2] No. Just Egg. Why?Is there other stuff out there
-I don't know about?-[egg 2 giggles] Who knows?
-[egg 3] I want out!-Uh-uh-uh. Not yet, dears.
-Too soon for you. -[chuckles]
Ball. Ball, ball, ball, ball,ball, ball, ball.
-Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball.-[laughs]
Huh? Ball?
[monkey laughs]
-[laughs] Come on. -[grumbles]
Say something. Just a word.
[elephant clears throat]
-[monkey] Huh? -[alien sighs]
-Huh? [gulps] -Oh.
-Hey? -[grunts]
-[elephant trumpets] -Oh, coming. I'm coming.
I'm sorry.
No, that's quite all right.I'm used to this sort of thing.
[shrieks]
Huh?!
Hey, who are you? What are you?
What are you doing here? You're a newcomer.
-Do you know the rules? -Rules?
When you're in this jungle,you need to know the rules.
Rule 1: stay off my lawn!
Rule 3: don't ever, ever...
[alien] What happened to rule 2?
...ever correct me!
Rule 4: I'm right, you're wrong.Rule next...
You don't need to tell me this.I'm trying to go home.
-Huh? -He's from the sky.
Well, no... a bit further than that.
I come from...Please don't throw me again.
I come from a planet called Scaldron.
It's another world far beyond the stars.
[all] Oooh!
[sarcastic] Ooh.
But I'm not allowed to go backuntil I complete my mission.
A mission! That soundsA to the may to the zing!
Favourite word. I'm allowedto do stuff like that to it.
[clears throat] What's your mission?
I'd rather not talk about it.
-But we can help! -Yeah.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.I'm not helping anyone
unless there's something in it for me.
Honestly, you don't have to help.
Ah, no, no, no. Nice try.
You can't leave me out of this!
I'm helping and that's final!
It's something I have to do myself.
So, if it's all the same to you,I'd really rather be alone.
[they sigh]
[exhales]You're still there, aren't you?
You look likeyou could use some company.
It's very lonely, being alone.
We'll stay with you until you feel better.
I don't need help. I'm a Scaldronian.
-Scaldronians don't need help!-Loud words!
-That's upsetting me.-Sorry, I didn't mean to shout.
Don't worry, he's always upset.
I amalways upset! Don't you say I am.
-What? -You see?
-I have no idea what you mean.-Exactly!
What I mean to say isit's very kind, thank you,
but you can't help me,
and you wouldn't even like itif you did.
But if you don't completeyour mission...
[gasps] You can't go home.
And if you can't go home,you won't...
See your family.
-[they cry loudly] -Poor alien.
Can't go back home.
-[howls] -[grumbles]
Oh, come now. There, there. Chin up.
But you can't go home, and it's so far away.
And we can't help you.And what about your friends?
-Oh, that's not a problem. -Huh?
-I don't have any friends.-[loud crying and howling]
Look, it's not...Oh, boy. Please don't cry.
-[crying continues] -OK, fine.
-[crying stops]-I'll do it. I'll give it a go.
-Your mission? -Yep. Why not?
If it'll stop all the, you know...
[mimics crying] ...stuff.
Yes!
OK. Well, I guess this is it,then. The, um, moment.
[they gasp]
[clears throat] I...
Uh, hang on. Hold on a sec.Let me just, uh...
[mumbles]Yeah, that makes sense, yeah.
OK. Yeah.
Hm...OK then, sorry about that.
Uh... [clears throat] I claim this planet
in the nameof the mighty people of...
-Hey! -Mmm.
Oh, great.
[egg] Freedom! [giggles]
Look out, coming through!Terribly sorry.
-Come back here, young lady.-[egg] Ah, man.
[sighs]
-Carry on. -Yeah, go on.
But... he took my...
Don't worry about that.You can do it. Right, guys?
You can do anything you set your mind to.
-[egg] I set my mind to freedom.-Not you.
-[egg] Oh. -[egg 2] Uh-oh.
Uh... Um... Uh...
[clears throat] I claim this planet...
...in the name of the mightypeople of Scaldron!
Surrender peacefully or meet the wrath...
Is it wrath, wrath...?
...the wrath of the mightypeople of Scaldron!
Uh, that's... that's a bit repetitive.
Should probably rewrite that.And, uh...
Um, there, there you have it.That's my big, uh...
The end.
[pants]
-We surrender peacefully!-You... You do?
Wait just one second.
I for onedo notsurrender peacefully.
-You really don't have to...-I surrender peacefully.
-You did it! -I did?
-Yeah, well done! -[laughter]
[hedgehog] Whoopee.
I did it.I... I conquered a planet.
Huh?
Hmm!
[sighs]
-[fly buzzes] -Huh?
So, now what?
Um... [mumbles]
Right. Well, usually,when a planet is conquered,
um, there's like pandemonium and chaos all around.
Uh, so I guess,
as your new leader, my first jobwould be to bring, uh...
...peace.
-[all gasp] -[yells]
[panicked yelling]
-[yells]-[egg 1] Here's our chance.
-[egg 2] Yeah! -[egg 1] Let's go!
[egg 3] I don't know whatwe're doing, but I'm excited!
[animals yell]
-Now, guys, remember, peace.-[yelling]
-[egg] Yeah! -Oh, dear.
-[yelling] -[laughs]
[shrieks]
-[laughs] -[giraffe yells]
-Oh! -[monkey groans]
-Not so fun, is it? -[groans]
You're not very good at this,are you?
-[buzzing] -Time to run away!
-What? -[yelling]
-[buzzing]-As ruler of this planet,
I order you to... [yelps]
-Why did you do that? -I saved your life.
Why?
You have to be alive to get home.
Well, yes, but...
Somehow it feels like now is not the best time
to be having this conversation.
Whoa! Boost! Bo-o-ost!
[laughs] Rhino power!
Huh?
[buzzing]
[pants]
[wheezes]
Hey. Wait. No, d... no, don't!
[rhino screams]
[pants]
[they laugh]
[sighs] I'm terribly sorryabout all of this.
Oh, this? This is pretty normalaround here.
Normal? You call this normal?
Look here, Jelly Boy.
I do have a name. I'm Fneep.
What's your name?
Ah, humph!
Humph, huh?Pleased to meet you, Humph.
-Humph? -Oh, my turn!
-I want a name. -Uh, OK.
Um, well,you've got a trunk, and...
Trunk! I love it!
Oh, uh, wow. Um, OK then.
Not quite where I was going,but, yeah.
-Hi, my name is Trunk. -Yes...
[sing-song] Hello! Trunk here.
Hey, there. Trunk. [laughs]
-Oh! Me! Me! Do me next. -Fluffy Bum!
-Fluffy Bum!-No, that can't be your name.
-Banana Breath. -Ooh, I do like bananas.
-No! -Ear Face.
-Ear Face? -Nose Boy.
-[Trunk] No! -Munkiii...
-Yes, Munki. -I wasn't finished.
Munki.
-Pleased to meet you, Munki.-And I'm Trunk, by the way.
Yes, Trunk, pleased to meet you too.
[squeals]
And what about you?
My name is Rockford HaberdasheryPleasant the Third.
But you can call me Rocky.
Ball! Ball, ball, ball, ball...
[Humph] Get away from me,you great galoot!
Now your mission is done,how do we get you home?
Ah, well... you see, my, uh...
my spaceship, it, um...
yeah, it's quite far away,and it might be, uh...
just a teensy bit crashed.
So it doesn't exactly flyany more.
-But then you can't go home.-And...
[starts to cry]
No, no, but, but wait. It may not fly,
but now thatI've conquered the planet,
I'm allowed to use the homingbeacon and they'll pick me up.
They have to come anyway to, uh, um...
well, to see this lovely planetthat I've conquered, obviously.
Well, let's go to your ship.
-Yeah!-It's a long walk, I'm afraid.
Long walk? I'm out!
-You don't have to come. -Oh, I'm coming!
-Why are you always so grumpy?-Exactly.
Let's get going and get this over with.
-Actually, it's this way.-No, it's not, it's this way.
Huh? What the...?
Hmm!
[coos]
[sighs] Huh?
What? Hm?
Oh! Hm-hm.
[sighs]
Ah!
♪ Scaldron, Scaldron
♪ Most terrifying planet in the universe
♪ We're all really mean and we're very, very strong
♪ We take what we want and you can't stop us
♪ So there, so there, so there
[all] ♪ So there, so there, so there
♪ So there, so there, so...[blows raspberry]
-♪ There, so there -Yeah. Yeah.
[blows raspberries to tune]
-[laughs] That's a great song.-Yeah.
A little bit treasonous, but...
[creaking]
What's Scaldron like? You have mangoes there?
[Fneep] No. But we do have giantflaming death tarantulas.
How about pears?
Most of the tarantulaswere eaten by doom snakes.
Pineapples?
And the snakes were dissolvedby acidic slime wolves.
Oh. Bananas?
-Oh yeah, huge bananas. -Sounds amazing. [yelps]
[Munki hums]
[grunts and laughs]
[grunts]
Huh? [grunts]
Hm...
[Munki hums]
[wildebeest bellow]
[wildebeest vocalise gently]
[tuneful vocalising]
[they laugh]
[complex, tuneful vocalising]
This is great.
It's like a backing trackfor our triumphant new leader.
-[singing stops suddenly]-[gasps] Leader?
There's only one leader around here.
And it is me.
No, Fneep's the leader. Aren't you, Fneep?
Well, yeah. Yeah. Yes, I am.
I mean, I gave a speech and everything.
It was very good.
I even, well, for a momentat least, pointed my...
you know, G-U-N.
A gnu? [laughs]
You pointed a gnu?What does that even mean?
-No, that's not...-Look, speech or no speech,
pointing gnu or no pointing gnu, you are not the leader.
-Am too. -Ooh!
"Am too." That's a good one.I didn't see that coming.
-Try saying "Are not" again.-Brilliant. Yeah, OK, OK.
[clears throat]
[chuckles] Are not.
-Am too. -[all gasp]
Double repeat.He went with the double repeat.
He's good. Oh, wait, wait, wait. [chuckles] I know.
Why?
Because.
Curse your freakishly wilyretorts!
Try to stick your tongue outand go... [blows raspberry]
-Like this? Aah.. -No, no, no.
It's more closed, like this.[blows raspberry]
Aah...
Just tighten your lips and blow.
[all blow raspberries]
[leader] Oh, I got it!
[blows raspberry]
[slurred] Where are you going?
-[Fneep] Back to my ship.-Stop him!
Huh?!
Huh? That is very disconcerting!
Oh.
Um...
-Sorry. -[grunts]
[Trunk] Pardon me. Coming through.
Oops. Let me just...
Sorry about...
You're all surprisingly OKwith the fact
that you can suddenly talkand sing. Why is that?
Before this all you really didwas eat grass and stam...
Stop!
Don't say that word.
-What, stam...? -[all gasp]
How about stam...
...poodle? [chuckles]
Stam...
...pickle!
[Fneep] ♪ Scaldron, Scaldron
Stam...
...papaloola!
♪ We take what we want and you can't stop us
♪ So there, so there, so there
Oh, but that's... that's just wrong.
Oh, give me a sec.
Words are one thing. And oozing... [gags]
Walking through legs is another.
But you do not havethe singing voice of a leader.
And everyone knows the best singer...
♪ Is always the leader!
And that is me-e-e-e-e!
[operatic singing]
[pants]
Oh...
The second-best singer is always the leader.
And that's me. I can dothe squiggly bits. [scats]
[scats]
[continues to scat]
And, I can go...
[sings increasingly high pitch]
-[wildebeest] Hm!- ♪ All the way up he-e-ere!
You need to go high to be leader, do you?
[high-pitched] Is this high enough?
-Or how about this? -[high-pitched] Huh?
[all high-pitched] Oh, that's very good.
-I didn't know it could do that!-That doesn't count.
-We're all high-pitched.-I can go high. I'm the leader.
No, me. I'm the leader.
-[chattering]-Leader, leader, leader...
Oh, who am I? I'm the leader.
Look. Oh, uh, hang on a sec, let me just...
-I'm the leader. I am. -[voice sinks in pitch]
-[normal voice] What happened?-Oh, man!
Look, you're great at what you do.
Right, guys?
It's not because you can singhigh that others follow you.
It's because you love what you do.
I do love singing.
They love singing with youbecause you love it.
Not because you say you can do it,
or tell them to do it, because you just do it.
I concede,you're a better singer than me.
-That's true.-But I did conquer the planet.
So, I'd really liketo keep moving along now.
Of course.
Aw. That makes me all warmand fuzzy on the inside.
I'm warm and fuzzy on the outside. Feel.
-[laughs] -Hey, Trunk, watch this.
Stam...
...potato.
Stam...
...paloney-macaroni.
I wanna try. Stam...
...pede!
[wildebeest] Stampede!
Did I do it wrong?
[wildebeest] Yee-ha!
Oh, boy, I sure love itwhen a stampede gets going.
Nothing that anyone can say can stop it.
We just charge and chargeright through everything,
destroying everything in our path.
Nothing gets in our way, yes, sirree!
See? Told you. Stampe-e-ede.
[both chuckle]
[rumbling]
[gasps]
[egg giggles]
[sighs]
You know,you did great back there.
Yeah.That was very leader-y of you.
[egg] Hey, wait up. I wanna come too.
-[squelch] -[gasps]
No!
No! No! No! No! No, no, please, no!
So, where are we going?
-Thank goodness. -[sighs]
Hey, it's OK. It wasn't your fault.
[gasps] I'm a bird! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Check these out. Whoo-hoo.
I can fly!
[grunts]
Awesome!
Oh! Thank goodness you're OK.
Again! I wanna go again! I wanna fly!
Oh, Baby. We're ostriches.We live on the ground.
Hm. I'm not convinced.
Whoo-hoo!
-Whoa!-Oh, baby, you can't fly.
You're kidding. Then what are these for?
I think they're for this.
[groans]
-[Munki] Fneep, you OK?-Can I get back to my ship, now?
Yeah, yeah, sure thing. Lead the way.
Come on, young lady.It's back to the nest for you.
Can I try again? If I was a bit higher,
I'd have enough forward thrust
and the air-pressuredifferential would be able
to generate sufficient lift to be able to fly.
[mother] I'm not letting youout of my sight again.
-Come along. -Oh, man.
[wildebeest laughs] Stampede.
[laughs] Yee-haw!
[mutters gibberish]
Huh? [gibberish]
[gibberish] Huh?
[mutters and gasps]
[groans]
[grumbles]
[continues muttering gibberish]
Huh?
[bird calls]
[growls]
[chuckles]
You OK?What happened back there?
[Fneep] Why was she squeezing her?
-Huh? -The mother one.
Why was she squeezing the baby one?
Squeezing? Oh, that's called a hug.
You don't have hugs where you're from?
What's it for?
It's to make you feel better.
To say, "I love you."
To let you know you're not alone.
To let you know you're special.
I can't believe you don't havehugs where you're from.
How do you say "I love you"?
Well, we don't.
What?How do you ever feel special?
The only way to do that is to conquer planets.
That shows you're strong and worthy of respect.
The more planets, the more respect,
and the more special you feel.
Or so I've heard.
Sounds like pretty hard workto feel special.
But you haven't conqueredany planets until this one.
[Fneep] You don't need to remind me.
[Trunk] Has no one ever told youyou're special before?
Hu-u-u-ug!
No, that's quite all right.
Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug!
It doesn't matter to us
that you haven't conqueredlots of planets.
-Yeah.-Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug.
[Fneep] Get back!
Please, just don't, OK?
Hug?
[Humph mutters gibberish]
[grunts]
[gasps]
[yells]
[grunts]
[mutters]
Huh? Huh?
[gasps]
[yells]
[pants]
[growls]
[spooky sci-fi music]
[rumbling]
What's that?
I didn't have breakfast this morning.
Sometimes there just aren'tenough bananas to go around!
[rumbling intensifies]
Oh, somebody get him something to eat quick!
[laughs] Running.
Oh, they're coming this way!
-[laughs] Running!-Climb up quick! Come on.
Grab on. You'll be safe up here.
I can't. It's against the rules to be safe.
Incoming!
Come on! I'm trying to help you.
Why do you keep trying to help?
I'm a Scaldronian. Scaldroniansnever ask for help. Never!
Well, monkeys always help.Always!
And elephants! Get up here!
OK.We're backing up, backing up.
What are you doing?
I won't leave you alone down here.
Guys, you're gonna get smooshed!
-Get back up! -Not without you!
-Why won't you just let me be?-Because we're your friends!
Smooshing imminent!
[Trunk whimpers]
So, just to confirm,
I'm still the lead singer,right?
[sighs] Yes, you are.
Great. Glad that's settled.
Why didn't you climb on board?
Did you not hear about the smooshing?
I can't keep taking your help.
You don't understand what it isto have your planet conquered.
Uh, nope!
But we do understand somethingabout home.
You're not supposedto want to help me get home!
-You're not supposed to like me.-But we were just trying to...
Help. I know. I wish you wouldn't.
You're making this much harderfor me than it should be.
I really wish you'd leave me alone now
and stop trying to be so nice to me.
He seems a bit down.
He's never had a,
you know, H-U-G before.
What's a hgu?
[grumbles]Rolling, rolling, rolling...
Rolling? Huh! I can talk again.
Whoa! Dizzy.
I like it. What? No, I don't.
You like it. Who said that? What?
OK, I'm talking, so I must beclose to the others.
Wait until I find you,give you a piece of my mind.
Not just one piece. I'll give you three.
Tell you what, let's make itfour. Do I hear five? Huh?
Oh!
Shiny.
[screams]
[pants]
Oh. Oh!
[chuckles]
Nyah! [growls]
[chuckles]
Oh...
That's the shiniest thingI've ever seen.
I want to touch it. I want to taste it.
No! It's a bad idea! Definitely a bad idea.
And yet, somehow I...
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ah! Aa-a-ah!
[male voice] Fneep,
report on your current status immediately.
Fneep, it has been two Earth months
since your last report. Feedback immediately.
How much longer is it going to be, Fneep?
The transporters are ready.
Once you have conquered the planet,
we initiate the removal of the Earth creatures.
Report back immediately!
Take us away? I must warnthe others. I gotta...
[yells]
[grunts]
[strains]
[yells]
You're still there, aren't you?
Oh.
It's very lonely being alone.
We'll stay with you until you feel better.
[chuckles]
[yawns]
[grunts]
[snores]
[mumbles sleepily]
Uh, is this...? What's, what's going...
I didn't quite follow thatat all. Um...
[yawns] It's just close to our bedtime.
When the sun sets, we go to sleep.
Sunset.
It's... It's...
We don't get sunsets on Scaldron.
Not sincewe set the atmosphere on fire.
You should see a sunrise. It's amazing.
[snores]
[sighs]
Huh?
[snores]
Hm. [sighs]
[cheering]
-[alien 1] I say.-[alien 2] How wonderful.
-[alien 3] Amazing. -[alien 4] So beautiful.
[cheering]
Behold Fneep's star!
He has conquered a planet,and become a Scaldronian hero!
-[cheering] -[crowd] Fneep!
[alien 5] Fneep's so awesome,amazing and not insignificant.
[alien 6] He's not a disappointment.
I love that he's shorterand smaller than the rest of us!
[leader] Yes, Fneep,
your Earthling captives will make fine specimens
in the Great Hall of Conquest.[echoes]
[loud thud]
-[gasps] -[snoring]
[sighs]
[yawns]
[gasps]
[grunts]
[laughs]
[sighs]
[gasps]
Oh!
[gasps]
Oh!
[pants]
Aah!
Hm-mm!
Hmm!
[grunts]
[yells]
Oh! [sighs]
Hmm!
Hmm?
-Uh-uh. -[groans]
Hmm.
Ohhh.
[snoring]
[chuckles]
[Munki screams]
-[yells] -[thud]
Huh?
Ha!
[grunts]
[cries]
[gasps]
[gibberish] Huh?
[yelps]
[gibberish]
[splutters]
[gibberish]
[Trunk clears throat]
[all talk gibberish]
[they gasp]
[Rocky talks gibberish]
Huh. Brilliant.
Fneep, it has been two Earth months
since your last report. Feed back immediately.
How much longer is it...?
No much longer, that's how much.Because I've done it.
Conquered a planet.Didn't see that coming, did you?
Oooh, Fneep can't do any... [yells]
Fneep can't do... [yells]
Oh, come on. Can't I do anything?
Homing beacon.
Planet Conquering Manual,Third Edition. Let's see.
Hm... A-ha! Homing beacon."Caution."
"Using the homing beacon
before you have conquered your planet
will bring you great shame."Ah, brilliant.
OK. "If you really want to usethe homing beacon,
turn to page 107."
-[whirring]-107. "Step one: ask yourself
if you really want to use the homing beacon."
Yes, I really want to usethe homing beacon.
"Step two: repeat step onejust to be sure."
Oh, come on!
-[gasps] -Huh?
[rustling]
[Rocky whimpers]
-[rustling gets louder] -[they whimper]
[roars]
-[they sigh] -[Munki laughs]
[talks gibberish]
Huh?!
[growls]
-Huh? -[shouts gibberish]
[groans]
[mutters gibberish]
[all] Aah!
[growls]
[all] Ooh!
[groans]
[babbles]
Ooooh!
[they laugh]
[Humph groans]
-[whirring] -[Fneep] "Step 59:
if you haven't conquered your planet yet,
then using the homing beaconwill not only bring shame to you
but also sully the great name ofthe mighty Scaldronian people,
who will be very angry."
No surprises there then.
"Think deeply about that for a bit...
...then proceed to step 60."
"Step 60: to activate..."
Ooh, here we go then.
"To activate the homing beacon,press the big red button."
That's it? That... Nothing else?
Just press the... Sixty points!
Sixty points to tell me to press a button?
Sixty points to tell meto push a button! [screams]
[exhales] OK. Oof. OK.
OK, fine. Yeah, that's... OK.
Here we go.
[Humph mutters]
[chuckles]
[groans]
[they gasp]
-[Munki laughs] -[Humph shouts angrily]
OK.
[sighs]
So, Fneep, you've finallydone it, have you?
Conquered a planet.
I didn't think you had it in you.
[Munki] Huh?
There he is.
Huh?! We can speak again.
[gasps] And there's another one.
Shh!
Where are the Earth creatures,Fneep?
The transporters are readyto take them away.
-Take us away? -You see?
-You knew about this? -Yes!
-Why didn't you tell us? -[groans]
Fneep, why haven't you launched your star yet?
This is no time to be bashful.
Launch your star to prove
that you've conquered this planet
so we can gather your captivesand take them to Scaldron.
I have launched 999 stars
to declare the planets I have conquered so far.
This will be your first.
Well, get on with it, Fneep.What are you waiting for?
Oi.
Fneep?
Fneep.
Did you or did you not conquer this planet?
I did...
...not.
I... I lied.
My ship was broken,and I needed you to collect me.
What is he doing?
You brought me here for a rescue mission?
I... I thought, seeing as you'remy father, you might come and...
Watch you fail again?
I am Grogon the Conqueror,not Nogorg the Loiterer!
When you called me,I was conquering a nebula.
Do you know how hard that is? They're mainly gas!
And what kind of Scaldronianasks for help?
-Didn't you read step one?-Yes.
And did you read it againjust to be sure?
We can't let that big blue bullytalk to him like that!
Well, seeing as we're here...
Huh?
...I might as wellget my thousandth victory!
I'll conquer the planet
and captureits inhabitants myself. [laughs]
[Munki yelps]
[Fneep] No, Dad, you can't.
You don't tell me what I can or cannot do.
I'm the can or cannot do teller.
You... You don't understand.
These creatures... These creatures are
more powerful than you can imagine.
Not more powerful than this.
They eat those and shoot themout of their mouths.
But it's new.
And there's one that's just a fury-ball
-of razor-sharp spikes. -[laughs]
Another possesses the power
to suck the life right out of you
-without even touching you.-[gasps] I don't do that. Do I?
And one's an unstoppable force,a giant creature
with a horn on its face.
-On its face? -Yes.
[shouts] Able to crush anythingin its path!
Another one so furry and with a tail so...
-Furry? And a tail? -Yes!
That does what?
Uh, nothing really, actually.He's not so scary.
But the others...
Come to think of it,
this piddly planetisn't really worth my time.
You know this meansyou won't be going home again?
It's straight on to the next planet
for you to fail to conquer.
Yes.
[Trunk] Why is Fneep doing this?
To protect us.
I'm doing thisfor your own good, Fneep.
It's the only way to stop youbeing so weedy and useless.
[sighs]
[female voice] Attention all hands.
Gather in the main atrium for Fneep shaming.
-Rubbish. -So insignificant.
-Such a disappointment.-So much shorter and smaller
than the rest of us.
I had moneyon you doing this, boy. [scoffs]
[Grogon] Prepare for launch initiation.
[Grogon] Set sights for...Where should it be?
The Endless Bogs of Scorpulus?
The Stench World of Gamma Six?
The Flame Fields of... Dennis.
Or the Un-Planet of Quadrant Elty-Two?
Where is ityou would like to go, Fneep?
[muffled voice] Home.
What was that?
[banging]
-Hey? -[gasps]
[female voice] Pod breach, level one.
[yelling]
[grunts and hisses]
I said, he'd like to go home!
What is this?
It's not safe for you here.
Ha! I laugh in the face of not safeness.
[laughs] Oh, Fneep,
is that the fury-ball of spikes?Really? That little thing?
Coochy, coochy, coochy. [laughs]
Huh!
A-ha!
Aah!
-[laughs] Oh! -[gasps]
A-ha! Me likey spikey.
-We said we'd help you get home.-That's what we're going to do.
The only way Fneep is going home
is when he's conquered a planetand that's never...
He hasconquered one! This one!
-Haven't you, Fneep? -No, he didn't.
He said he lied about conquering it.
I... lied about lying?
-You did conquer it? -Uh, yes.
And we're his captives.
Is that true?
Um, I, uh... guess so. But...
He can release usif he wants to. Can't you?
Well, yes, I guess I can.
[Grogon] No, you can't!
We're Scaldronians!
Scaldroniansdon't just release captives.
That's the opposite of what Scaldronians do.
It's my planet.I can do what I like with it.
It's not your planet yet, Fneep.
I don't see your star in the sky.
And if your star isn't in the sky,
the planet remains open.
I think perhaps I'll conquer itmyself after all.
Surrender to me or...
Be careful. It's new.
Don't you know it's rude to point?
I didn't know it was rude to point.
I'd point all day long. I'd point at you and you
and you and you and you and you...
-What is this thing anyway?-[alien yells]
[yelling]
Be careful, Trunk, don't press...
...that.
[Trunk yells]
[shouts] Trunk!
[yells]
[blows]
[laughs]
[sighs]
[yelps]
[whimpers]
Huh?! Oh!
Huh?!
[whirring]
[sighs]
Whoopsy, Fneep. Lost your star?
Never mind, I have mine right here.
We wouldn't want this planetto go unclaimed now, would we?
Hey, what the...?
[Munki laughs]
That's right. Furry and with a tail.
[grumbles]
[laughs]
[strains]
[yelps] Oh, dear!
[grunts]
[Munki screams]
[laughs]
Uh-oh.
[laughs]
Whoa!
[laughs]
[yells]
[laughs]
[laughs] Gotcha!
Huh?! [grunts]
[groans] Huh?
Hey. Wait. Leave me alone.
Hey, get your hands off my friend!
I mean, uh...
Friend?You were gonna say friend.
No. I mean, uh...
Rule number six: never finish a word
-that I'm beginning to finish.-Frie-e-end!
[they gasp]
[laughs] Oh...
[Humph growls]
[they yell]
I've gotta launch my star.Now, where did I...?
Oh.
[cries]
Ooh, look at this.
-I wonder what it does.-[egg] Let me see. I wanna ...
Oh, who am I kidding?
It looks like some sort of egg.
[egg 2] Egg? This nestain't big enough... Whoa!
It's OK, Mama.You don't need to cheer me up.
It's OK that I can't fly. I'm just going to...
crawl around on the groundlike a little worm.
[grunts]
[whimpers]
-[mother] Trunk.-[gasps] Fneep's star thingy!
This is Fneep's star thingy,
the things he needs to shoot into the sky to save us!
[grunting]
Um, I'm not sureif I understand you, dear.
[gasps] Or that.
I know you're here somewhere!
Hm? [laughs]
What? [grumbles]
[gasps]
Huh?
[laughs]
[roars]
Oh!
Ha-ha!
-Huh?! -Ha-ha as well!
-[grunts]-Here I am! Now I'm here.
[screams]
[Munki] Trunk!
-Munki?-[Munki] Fneep needs his star!
-I know. -[egg] What's going on?
-Munki's flying.-Oh, sure, Munki's flying.
Not that I care.
I get to crawl in the depthsof despair and disappointment
for the rest of my life. Whoopee.
[Munki] If Fneep doesn't get that star,
-we're doomed! -Yes...
The future of the world is in your hands.
-I got that! -[Munki] No pressure.
But really,it's kind of a big de-e-e-eal!
Shoot it up there.
Oh. It'll bounce off the ship.I need someone to take it.
Me! Me, me, me, me, me! I can take it!
No chance, young lady. You're gonna stay...
Right here for the rest of my life,
never doing anything?
-No, that's not...! -Mama, I can do this.
I've been waiting my whole lifefor this.
-[egg] You hatched yesterday.-Shh!
How can I let Trunk shoot you up there?
-What if she misses? -Ahem. Hm!
-Hm! -[coughs]
Pistachios. [swallows]
Surely it's not that important that...
Once again,it's really, really important
that Fneep gets that star!
[sighs] Whether I like it or not,
you were not born to stay in this nest.
And whether I understand itor not,
you were born for the sky.
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Thank you!
Just hold on to this thing.I'll get you to Fneep.
Yes, sir, ma'am, sir!
[inhales]
I'm gonna fly, Mama.
Yes, you are, dear. Yes, you are.
[Trunk trumpets]
Wow.
[yelling]
[gasps]
-Oh, no! -[strains]
-Hold on! -[strains]
[blows]
[gasps for breath]
[strains]
[inhales]
-[strains] -[gasps]
[laughs]
Whoa!
-Enough! -[Munki yells]
[Grogon grumbles]
You know,now seems like a good time
for an intimidating speech.
Something to put the fear of Scaldron into you.
Something to really let you knowhow badly you've lost.
Let me see.
[muffled] Stampede.
What? What is it?
-[muffled] Stampede. -Stampede?
-[indistinct shout] -What?
[wildebeest leader sings]
Furry... and with a tail![laughs]
[old wildebeest laughs]
-Stampede! -No! No! No! No!
-I'm Grogon the... -Stampe-e-e-ede.
[laughs]
[Humph growls]
Special delivery for Fneep.
Hah!
Huh!
Oh, uh... Hey-hey, chaps.
Ever read point 65, sub-section 12
of the user manual?
-Huh? -Hm...
About how to distract someoneso they don't see what's coming?
[thud]
[groans]
[growls]
Huh? Uh-oh!
[Munki screams]
[grunts]
[groans]
Oh! [whimpers]
[growls]
[cackles]
[yells]
Oh! Flying!
[growls]
[screams]
Huh?!
Fneep!
Have you ever read point 65,
sub-section 12 of the user manual?
Yeah, about howto distract someone while...
-Oh, dear. -Never fails. [laughs]
Oh, no! That's the wrong colour.
There it is, Fneep. One thousand planets.
-No. -What do you mean, no?
Your star may be in the sky
but you've notconquered the animals yet.
[Grogon] Ha! Judgingby this lot, that'll be easy.
You may think so,but they have a secret weapon.
A-ha! Of course! Our secret... weapon?
What's our secret weapon?
Something more powerful
than anything I've ever witnessed.
-More powerful than... -Yes!
More powerful thanthe Power Bolt of Gustagoriopia!
-Even more powerful than... -Yes!
Even more powerful thanthe Blinding Eye of Mezmorio!
-More... -Yes!
-Mo... -Yes! Yes!
And here it is.
[screams]
What is it? Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
-It's a hug. -[screams]
You're my father, and I love you.
[screams]
What's happening?
-Don't worry, you'll be OK.-[they cry]
What are you doing to me?[cries]
I'm making you feel special.
-[gasps] That's it. -Huh? What?
What are you looking at?
You've never had a hug before.
[blows raspberry] Hugs! Who needs hugs?
Stupid, soft, mooshy.Wh-Wh-What are you doing?
That's why you're always so grumpy.
Nonsense! What are you doing?
Oh, you know you want one.
Step away from the hedgehog!
[laughs] All along you just needed...
OK, let me just...
Ha! You see.
No touchy, no huggy the spiky man.
-I... I feel... -Warm and fuzzy?
-Yes. -Special?
Yes! You must all feel this!
-[yelling] -[Grogon laughs]
[yelling]
Ground, ground, ground, ground...
[mother gasps] Oh!
[Rocky] Ground, ground, ground...
See? I told you I could fly!
[all] Yeah!
[yelling]
[baby ostrich] Whoo-hoo!
[all gasp]
It's all yours.
I can't do this.
This planet belongs to all of you, not me.
Yeah, but I wanna see some fireworks!
OK. But I'm doing it my way.
-Say "Fneep!"-You don't tell me what to say.
-You don't have to. -I'll say it.
I'll say the heck out of it!Fffne-e-e-ep!
[shutter clicks]
[Trunk] Ah, was I blinking?I think I blinked.
-Oh! -[laughs] Way to go!
-I am so proud of you. -Thanks, guys.
Come here.
I couldn't have done itwithout you, you know. [sighs]
Time to go home, son.
Aren't we going to get your thousandth planet?
But of course.I have just the planet in mind,
and you can help me conquer it.
-Scaldron. -Our planet?
Yes, I have a new secret weapon,
which I thinkour own people could use.
Hug. Hug, hug, hugging.
I can never repay you allproperly,
but... here, you can have this.
-Peach! -No!
-[Humph] Hm. -I'm going to miss you.
-No, I'm not! -What?
-Exactly! -Right. Yeah.
Baby Ostrich already has her present.
[Baby] Whee! [laughs]
[laughs] Kids.
-And Rocky. -[grunts]
-[yells] Flying! -[aliens cheer]
And you, my furry friend,you've done so much for me.
-What can I do for you? -[rumbling]
Well, maybe there is... one thing.
♪ When the stars
- ♪ No longer shine -[groans]
♪ Then the sun falls from the sky
-♪ I will be forever yours-[laughs]
-[gasps] -♪ You will be forever mine
[gasps]
♪ There's a special star that shines
[Fneep] How's this?
♪ Every evening in your eyes
[Munki laughs] Ha!
♪ There's a special star that shines
♪ Every evening in your eyes
♪ Oh, special star
Ha! That's right, baby, I'm back!
Did you miss me? [laughs]
You thought you'd seenthe last of me, didn't you?
Come on, get on up, people. On your feet.
Hey, hey, don't go nowhere.I want you to dance with me.
Get those hooves moving.
Shrug those shouldersand shake from side to side.
Oh, my back!
Huh?!
Yeah, keep it.
Pick up that popcorn off the floor.
And the wrappers. Yeah!
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
♪ Jungle Beat, Jungle Beat
Get the shoulders moving now.
That's right, sir, you too.
I can see you thereeating your popcorn, come on.
[laughs]
Go on, honey, you can speak.
No need to be shy. One, two, three...
[strains]
[gibberish]
♪ Special, special star
♪ Special star, special
[scats]
[laughs]
Hey, don't you all leave at once now,
you might cause a stamp...Oh! Stampe-e-e-ede!
Huh? [muttering] Huh?
-Uh-oh. -Ha-ha!
Uh-uh. Nope. Stay away!
Come here, you!
Get your hands off!
-There, you see? -See? See what?
I don't knowwhat you're talking about.
-[laughs] You... -[pop]
[Humph]Went through the banana leaves?
[Munki] Hm-hm.
Yee-ha!
Stampe-e-e-ede.
[laughs]
Stampe-e-ede.
[laughs]
Stampe-e-ede.
Nothing gets in our way, yes, sirree!