1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:22,391 --> 00:00:25,111 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm bored. 3 00:00:26,730 --> 00:00:28,487 You get bored pretty easily. 4 00:00:28,607 --> 00:00:30,148 Only with you, darling. 5 00:00:38,980 --> 00:00:40,376 Holy shit, V. Stop. 6 00:00:54,501 --> 00:00:56,716 We're citizens. We pay taxes. 7 00:00:56,836 --> 00:00:58,948 We deserve basic civil rights, just like everyone else. 8 00:00:59,068 --> 00:01:00,152 But... Come on. 9 00:01:00,272 --> 00:01:04,166 Doesn't your race have a rather sordid history or exploiting 10 00:01:04,286 --> 00:01:06,402 and feeding off innocent people? 11 00:01:06,562 --> 00:01:08,592 - For centuries? - Three points: 12 00:01:08,905 --> 00:01:11,192 Number one, show me documentation. 13 00:01:11,469 --> 00:01:12,533 It doesn't exist. 14 00:01:13,256 --> 00:01:16,963 Number two, doesn't your race have a history of exploitation? 15 00:01:17,384 --> 00:01:21,250 We never owned slaves, Bill, or detonated nuclear weapons. 16 00:01:21,410 --> 00:01:23,168 And most importantly, point number three, 17 00:01:23,328 --> 00:01:25,554 now that the Japanese have perfected synthetic blood 18 00:01:25,674 --> 00:01:27,447 which satisfies {\all of }our nutritional needs, 19 00:01:27,567 --> 00:01:30,300 there is no reason for anyone to fear us. 20 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:33,679 I can assure you that every member of our community 21 00:01:33,839 --> 00:01:35,751 is now drinking synthetic blood. 22 00:01:35,871 --> 00:01:38,038 That's why we decided to make our existence known. 23 00:01:38,158 --> 00:01:40,337 We just wanna be part of mainstream society. 24 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:50,842 Hi. 25 00:01:51,684 --> 00:01:53,454 Y'all have Tru Blood. 26 00:01:53,700 --> 00:01:54,711 For real. 27 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:57,013 You get vamps in here? 28 00:01:57,133 --> 00:01:58,954 I didn't even think we had any in Louisiana. 29 00:01:59,114 --> 00:02:00,287 You didn't know 30 00:02:01,069 --> 00:02:02,369 that New Orleans 31 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:05,461 - is a Mecca for the vampire? - Seriously? 32 00:02:05,621 --> 00:02:06,991 I mean, New Orleans? 33 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,548 Even after Katrina? Didn't they all drown? 34 00:02:09,820 --> 00:02:11,553 Vampires cannot drown. 35 00:02:12,612 --> 00:02:14,386 Because we do not breathe. 36 00:02:18,025 --> 00:02:18,832 Dude, 37 00:02:19,084 --> 00:02:20,309 no harm intended. 38 00:02:22,749 --> 00:02:25,022 - We're just a little drunk. - Nice. 39 00:02:25,289 --> 00:02:27,191 I could use a cocktail. 40 00:02:33,784 --> 00:02:34,626 Score. 41 00:02:35,192 --> 00:02:36,552 I totally had you guys. 42 00:02:38,435 --> 00:02:40,536 - That wasn't funny. - Yeah, it was 43 00:02:40,697 --> 00:02:42,660 No, Kelly, that was pretty funny. 44 00:02:42,991 --> 00:02:45,007 - I didn't think it was funny. - What? 45 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:46,710 We don't care what you think. 46 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:50,718 Dude, you know where we can score any V-juice? 47 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,132 Gross. Brad, no. 48 00:02:52,292 --> 00:02:54,510 - How much you need? - I knew a girl who knew this girl, 49 00:02:54,671 --> 00:02:56,673 who did vamp blood during Greek Week. 50 00:02:56,793 --> 00:02:58,815 She, like, clawed her own face off. 51 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,499 Seriously, I can pay good money. 52 00:03:03,521 --> 00:03:05,312 You two need to leave. 53 00:03:05,682 --> 00:03:07,481 All right. Fuck you, Billy Bob. 54 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:08,959 Fuck me? 55 00:03:10,283 --> 00:03:11,902 I'll fuck you, boy. 56 00:03:12,184 --> 00:03:15,073 I'll fuck you, and then I'll eat you. 57 00:03:36,559 --> 00:03:39,450 You ever pretend to be one of us again, 58 00:03:41,326 --> 00:03:42,901 and I'll kill you 59 00:03:44,336 --> 00:03:45,191 Got it? 60 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:50,854 Have a nice day, now. 61 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:12,272 Synchro: SilverArrow et mpm 62 00:05:13,934 --> 00:05:17,903 www.sub-way.fr www.seriessub.com 63 00:05:29,512 --> 00:05:31,095 John, check the catfish. 64 00:05:32,130 --> 00:05:33,490 Thank you, baby. 65 00:05:33,743 --> 00:05:35,103 You know daddy loves you. 66 00:05:36,216 --> 00:05:38,708 I'm sittin' down here, okay? I'm by myself. 67 00:05:39,803 --> 00:05:42,878 Just let me have just one beer tonight, Jesus. 68 00:05:42,998 --> 00:05:45,153 One beer, that's all I need. 69 00:05:45,273 --> 00:05:48,174 And if you just give me the strength to say no to beer number two, 70 00:05:48,294 --> 00:05:49,631 then I swear... 71 00:05:51,513 --> 00:05:54,751 Without a second thought, no, don't you dare gripe about me eatin' fries. 72 00:05:54,871 --> 00:05:57,176 Not after what I did for you last night in the bedroom. 73 00:05:57,296 --> 00:06:00,390 Which, by the way, was disgusting. Although I kind of enjoyed it. 74 00:06:02,598 --> 00:06:05,090 Who are these people and what the hell is this music? 75 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:08,099 I feel like I'm trapped in some hillbilly's OxyContin nightmare. 76 00:06:08,219 --> 00:06:10,695 I cannot wait to get the hell out of this Podunk town. 77 00:06:10,815 --> 00:06:12,624 Make sure you do, and before it's too late, 78 00:06:12,784 --> 00:06:15,544 because every year you wait, you just get more and more stuck here. 79 00:06:15,704 --> 00:06:18,449 - Believe me, I know. - How'd she know what I was thinking? 80 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:21,223 That's weird. Did she hear my thoughts? 81 00:06:25,183 --> 00:06:26,814 I'll get y'all some ketchup. 82 00:06:49,886 --> 00:06:51,945 Welcome to Super Sav-A-Bunch. 83 00:06:52,065 --> 00:06:55,823 Hi. I'm looking for that thick, translucent plastic sheeting. 84 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:59,753 The kind they hang in front of the doors of walk-in refrigerators. 85 00:06:59,873 --> 00:07:02,924 We don't sell that here. You could try Home Depot. 86 00:07:03,993 --> 00:07:05,844 I tried them already. They sent me here. 87 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:08,972 Now, I cannot believe you don't have that stuff. 88 00:07:09,186 --> 00:07:10,974 I don't even know what it's called. 89 00:07:11,134 --> 00:07:11,970 Sorry. 90 00:07:12,844 --> 00:07:16,384 - You're supposed to have everything. - Well, we don't have that stuff, 91 00:07:16,613 --> 00:07:18,599 that you don't even know what it's called. 92 00:07:18,719 --> 00:07:22,607 Your website says that this is the most well-stocked store in five parishes. 93 00:07:22,727 --> 00:07:25,670 Now, I just drove over an hour from Marthaville. 94 00:07:26,925 --> 00:07:29,609 Does our website have a phone number? 95 00:07:29,925 --> 00:07:32,609 - Well, I suppose it does, but... - So it never occurred to you, 96 00:07:32,729 --> 00:07:35,404 before you drove an hour, to pick up the phone and call us, 97 00:07:35,524 --> 00:07:37,793 to see if we stocked {\whatever the hell it is that} what you're looking for? 98 00:07:37,953 --> 00:07:41,046 Well, I think that if a business chooses to classify itself as 99 00:07:41,206 --> 00:07:44,537 Why didn't you just find it online and have it delivered to your house? 100 00:07:44,657 --> 00:07:47,969 Or were you just looking for an excuse to wear them ugly-ass clothes? 101 00:07:51,599 --> 00:07:54,054 I would like to speak to your manager. 102 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:58,748 Fine. 103 00:08:03,791 --> 00:08:07,065 Trust me, you are not gettin' me fired. I am quittin'. 104 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:10,659 You were just the fuckin' catalyst, and for that, I ought to thank you. 105 00:08:10,959 --> 00:08:14,209 - You are a very rude young woman. - Oh, this ain't rude. 106 00:08:14,756 --> 00:08:16,044 This is uppity. 107 00:08:17,534 --> 00:08:19,292 That's for pattin' my ass too much. 108 00:08:19,452 --> 00:08:22,003 I'm a get my baby daddy, who just got out of prison, 109 00:08:22,163 --> 00:08:25,248 - to come and kick your teeth in. - Jesus, Tara. Please don't do any... 110 00:08:25,368 --> 00:08:26,584 Oh, my God. 111 00:08:26,902 --> 00:08:29,478 I'm not serious, you pathetic racist. 112 00:08:29,755 --> 00:08:31,368 I don't have a baby. 113 00:08:32,695 --> 00:08:33,348 Damn. 114 00:08:34,211 --> 00:08:37,160 I know y'all have to be stupid, but do you have to be that stupid? 115 00:08:37,515 --> 00:08:39,345 Shit. Fuck this job. 116 00:08:44,129 --> 00:08:45,369 Evening. Merlotte's. 117 00:08:46,997 --> 00:08:48,044 Hey, Tara. 118 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,623 Yeah, she's right here. 119 00:08:51,769 --> 00:08:54,501 I'm so sorry, Sam. She knows not to call me at work. 120 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:57,831 Sookie, it's okay. You don't abuse a privilege like Arlene does. 121 00:08:58,666 --> 00:09:00,876 - I heard that. - Well, I wish you would hear that. 122 00:09:01,036 --> 00:09:02,885 Please. Sam, I have kids. 123 00:09:03,415 --> 00:09:05,130 This had better be an emergency. 124 00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:07,368 I just quit my job. 125 00:09:07,488 --> 00:09:08,367 Again? 126 00:09:08,644 --> 00:09:10,135 I can't work for assholes. 127 00:09:10,295 --> 00:09:13,447 I'm glad you can afford to be so picky, Miss Say-Hello-To-The-Rest-Of-Us. 128 00:09:13,567 --> 00:09:14,347 Shut up. 129 00:09:14,715 --> 00:09:17,100 Sam is not an asshole and he's totally in love with you. 130 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,169 Tara, he is my boss. 131 00:09:21,209 --> 00:09:23,171 Jesus. Look, you need to lighten up. 132 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,746 You know I hate it when you use the J word. 133 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:26,860 Now, I gotta go. 134 00:09:27,907 --> 00:09:30,254 I'm coming over. I need a margarita. 135 00:09:30,555 --> 00:09:31,518 A big one. 136 00:09:31,722 --> 00:09:32,432 Bye. 137 00:09:37,481 --> 00:09:40,881 Mack and Denise Rattray are just about to sit down in your section. 138 00:09:43,436 --> 00:09:44,580 What the fuck? 139 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:49,809 Don't let 'em get to you, chère. 140 00:09:50,146 --> 00:09:51,374 They're not worth it. 141 00:09:54,362 --> 00:09:55,388 Two Tecates. 142 00:09:55,549 --> 00:09:58,770 Hell, there ain't nothing on this menu ain't gonna give me the runs. 143 00:09:59,564 --> 00:10:01,250 Damn son of a... 144 00:10:02,146 --> 00:10:04,902 - What can I do for y'all tonight? - You can wrap your sweet lips 145 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:07,445 around my slim reaper, that's what you can do. 146 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:10,358 Why don't we just start out with a pitcher of Bud? 147 00:10:10,478 --> 00:10:12,948 You can hop aboard the Mack express 148 00:10:13,108 --> 00:10:15,485 - and ride all the way to heaven. - Alrighty. 149 00:10:15,605 --> 00:10:17,670 - Anything else? - What the hell is wrong with her? 150 00:10:17,790 --> 00:10:20,288 She's pathetic like a dog that's been kicked too many times, 151 00:10:20,448 --> 00:10:23,041 - and keeps coming back for more. - Coming right up. 152 00:10:27,997 --> 00:10:29,422 I think she's retarded. 153 00:10:29,582 --> 00:10:33,275 Honey, if Rene tells you you're too young to watch a scary movie on HBO, 154 00:10:33,395 --> 00:10:34,996 then I'm siding with him. 155 00:10:37,156 --> 00:10:38,492 I know he's not your daddy, 156 00:10:38,612 --> 00:10:41,935 but your daddy does not wanna live with us anymore. Remember? 157 00:10:49,809 --> 00:10:51,003 Onion rings. 158 00:10:51,123 --> 00:10:53,697 And if you drop a few of them on the floor, that's fine with me. 159 00:10:54,024 --> 00:10:54,831 Got it. 160 00:10:56,335 --> 00:10:58,977 Sookie. Chicka-chicka-bow-wow. 161 00:11:00,447 --> 00:11:02,603 You're lookin' like a porn star with that tan. 162 00:11:02,723 --> 00:11:04,264 And pink lipstick. 163 00:11:05,016 --> 00:11:05,959 You got a date? 164 00:11:06,119 --> 00:11:08,795 No. When I wear makeup, I get bigger tips. 165 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,124 Yes, girl, that's it. 166 00:11:12,244 --> 00:11:14,723 These damn rednecks are suckers for packaging. 167 00:11:15,367 --> 00:11:18,665 And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don't have a brain in my head. 168 00:11:18,785 --> 00:11:20,964 But, if I don't, they're all scared of me. 169 00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:23,648 They ain't scared of you, honey child. 170 00:11:24,136 --> 00:11:26,062 They scared of what's between your legs. 171 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,920 Lafayette. That's nasty talk. I won't listen to that. 172 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:32,694 Do you even know what's between a woman's legs? 173 00:11:32,854 --> 00:11:34,812 I know every man, whether straight, gay, 174 00:11:34,932 --> 00:11:38,783 or George ma-fuckin' Bush is terrified of the pussy. 175 00:11:40,186 --> 00:11:41,955 - What are we talking about? - Pussy. 176 00:11:42,075 --> 00:11:44,474 Listen, not everybody is gay, okay? 177 00:11:44,594 --> 00:11:46,712 Not everybody wants to have sex with you. 178 00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:49,502 You would be surprised, Arlene. People you know. 179 00:11:51,861 --> 00:11:53,269 That's all I'm saying. 180 00:11:53,389 --> 00:11:55,496 - I don't wanna have sex with you. - Me neither. 181 00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:58,059 Shit. Y'all bitches don't know what you're missin'. 182 00:11:58,179 --> 00:12:00,376 I got six gears on these hips. 183 00:12:00,496 --> 00:12:02,784 No, baby. You don't know what you're missing. 184 00:12:02,904 --> 00:12:05,134 You can watch her walk away. Make you wanna slap it? 185 00:12:05,254 --> 00:12:07,276 - You wanna slap it? - Everybody knows that. 186 00:12:07,396 --> 00:12:09,814 Everybody been there. Ain't that right? John's been there. 187 00:12:10,195 --> 00:12:12,400 Take these, baby. Peaches and cream. 188 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,903 I'll give you a little cocoa. Little cocoa. 189 00:12:15,063 --> 00:12:17,238 Ain't that right, John? Shit. 190 00:12:18,006 --> 00:12:21,027 Look, I'm a pretty nice guy, but I have, like, a little bit of an edge to me. 191 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:23,244 Got started at a young age. 192 00:12:23,404 --> 00:12:25,337 Started getting into fights... 193 00:12:25,457 --> 00:12:27,748 - Really? - Used to get into a lot of trouble. 194 00:12:27,910 --> 00:12:30,335 Got kicked out of a couple schools, type of thing. 195 00:12:31,207 --> 00:12:33,458 Partying in high school. 196 00:12:51,424 --> 00:12:52,913 What the fuck is this? 197 00:12:54,839 --> 00:12:56,211 It's... just, a 198 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:59,352 mosquito bite. 199 00:13:00,285 --> 00:13:02,117 You had sex with a vampire? 200 00:13:04,847 --> 00:13:05,578 Once. 201 00:13:06,457 --> 00:13:09,755 I went to that vampire bar, down in Shreveport. 202 00:13:11,271 --> 00:13:12,908 Look. I was broke 203 00:13:13,402 --> 00:13:15,797 and he paid me a lot of money. 204 00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:24,222 You a hooker, Maudette? 205 00:13:24,962 --> 00:13:27,183 Because I don't pay for it. Never have, never will. 206 00:13:27,538 --> 00:13:29,789 I don't charge for it, neither. 207 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,485 I mean, he offered me a thousand dollars to bite me. 208 00:13:32,695 --> 00:13:35,316 What was I gonna do? Say no to a thousand bucks? 209 00:13:38,924 --> 00:13:40,200 What was it like? 210 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:43,116 Scary. 211 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,864 You know, I read in Hustler 212 00:13:48,336 --> 00:13:51,332 everybody should have sex with a vampire at least once before they die. 213 00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:54,258 Once was enough for me. 214 00:13:54,378 --> 00:13:56,030 He was way too rough. 215 00:13:56,957 --> 00:13:58,426 I mean, I like to be rough 216 00:13:58,751 --> 00:13:59,858 sometimes. 217 00:14:00,159 --> 00:14:01,988 - But... - You like it rough? 218 00:14:04,356 --> 00:14:05,307 Why not? 219 00:14:06,631 --> 00:14:08,750 You know, it's not like it's gonna kill me. 220 00:14:09,189 --> 00:14:10,874 And if it does, well, then 221 00:14:11,404 --> 00:14:13,293 I won't care, will I? 222 00:14:23,316 --> 00:14:24,339 Right. Well... 223 00:14:27,384 --> 00:14:28,953 I videotaped it. 224 00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:31,664 What? 225 00:14:32,427 --> 00:14:33,991 With the vampire. 226 00:14:39,781 --> 00:14:41,309 You wanna watch? 227 00:14:49,425 --> 00:14:50,953 My life sucks. 228 00:14:51,073 --> 00:14:53,102 Tara, don't you be feeling sorry for yourself. 229 00:14:53,523 --> 00:14:55,605 - That's just lazy. - Why can't I keep a job? 230 00:14:55,765 --> 00:14:57,649 Maybe because you can't keep your mouth shut. 231 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,385 Bitch, who asked you? 232 00:15:01,229 --> 00:15:02,481 How you doing? 233 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,099 I've had better nights. 234 00:15:06,218 --> 00:15:08,758 Anything I can do to improve this one for you? 235 00:15:48,651 --> 00:15:49,867 Oh, my God. 236 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,579 I think Merlotte's just got its first vampire. 237 00:15:52,954 --> 00:15:54,455 I think you're right. 238 00:15:54,615 --> 00:15:57,444 Can you believe it? Right here, in Benton? 239 00:15:58,097 --> 00:15:59,364 I've been waing for this{\to happen} 240 00:15:59,484 --> 00:16:02,069 since they came out of the coffin two years ago. 241 00:16:09,105 --> 00:16:11,464 Hi, and what... What can I get for you tonight? 242 00:16:13,122 --> 00:16:16,251 Do you have any of that synthetic bottled blood? 243 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:21,818 No, I'm so sorry. Sam got some a year ago, but 244 00:16:22,035 --> 00:16:24,152 nobody ever ordered it, so it went bad. 245 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,218 You're our first. 246 00:16:29,398 --> 00:16:30,252 Vampire. 247 00:16:33,129 --> 00:16:34,610 Am I that obvious? 248 00:16:34,856 --> 00:16:36,372 I knew the minute you came in. 249 00:16:36,951 --> 00:16:38,958 I can't believe nobody else around here seems to. 250 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:40,084 He does. 251 00:16:43,372 --> 00:16:44,756 Don't worry about, he's cool. 252 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,342 I know for a fact he supports the Vampire Rights Amendment. 253 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:49,272 How progressive of him. 254 00:16:57,770 --> 00:17:00,120 Anything else you drink? 255 00:17:02,079 --> 00:17:03,330 Actually, no. 256 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:09,947 But you can get me a glass of red wine so I have a reason to be here. 257 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,062 Whatever the reason... 258 00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:19,408 I'm glad you are. 259 00:17:21,451 --> 00:17:23,605 Don't mind Sookie none, mister. 260 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,181 She's crazy as a bedbug. 261 00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:29,262 I'll just get your wine for you. 262 00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:37,050 My name's Mack Rattray 263 00:17:37,976 --> 00:17:40,612 and this here's my wife, Denise. 264 00:17:41,738 --> 00:17:42,592 Hello. 265 00:17:45,704 --> 00:17:46,811 Good evening. 266 00:18:39,556 --> 00:18:40,796 What a bitch. 267 00:18:41,849 --> 00:18:45,063 You really think that she's gonna let him bite her? 268 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:48,761 You know how many people are having sex with vampires these days? 269 00:18:49,122 --> 00:18:51,336 And sometimes those people disappear. 270 00:18:52,907 --> 00:18:55,928 - He's not like that. - You spoke to him for, like, a minute. 271 00:18:56,088 --> 00:18:58,119 You ignore how many people he sucked the blood out 272 00:18:58,239 --> 00:19:00,701 over the last however many centuries he's been alive. 273 00:19:00,821 --> 00:19:04,459 - But he's so not scary. - Sweet Jesus, he is a vampire. 274 00:19:04,579 --> 00:19:06,553 Yeah, but the synthetic blood has everything... 275 00:19:06,673 --> 00:19:09,129 Are you willing to pass up all your favorite foods 276 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,681 and spend the rest of your life drinking Slim-Fast? 277 00:19:14,273 --> 00:19:18,075 I mean, people have always discriminated against me. 278 00:19:18,235 --> 00:19:20,161 Oh, boy, have they ever. 279 00:19:20,321 --> 00:19:24,308 And just because I never felt like being what society wanted me to be, 280 00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:26,284 - you know? - Me neither. 281 00:19:26,651 --> 00:19:27,638 Me neither. 282 00:19:27,758 --> 00:19:30,804 So we know what it's been like for you. 283 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,969 Can I get y'all anything else? 284 00:19:37,129 --> 00:19:39,972 He's probably got 11 or 12 pints in him. 285 00:19:40,132 --> 00:19:42,768 Holy shit, that's almost 200 ounces. 286 00:19:43,219 --> 00:19:46,562 I bet we could get 500 an ounce in Dallas. Fuck me, that's $10,000. 287 00:19:46,722 --> 00:19:47,649 Sweet Jesus. 288 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,649 I'm gonna bring y'all a free round of beer. 289 00:19:49,809 --> 00:19:52,072 What the hell is your problem, dimwitted... 290 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,445 - Don't you go anywhere. - I guess you are retarded. 291 00:19:54,605 --> 00:19:56,790 Just like everybody says you are. 292 00:20:00,816 --> 00:20:02,682 - We have to stop them. - Stop who? Why? 293 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,119 The Rattrays. They're gonna drain him and sell his blood. 294 00:20:05,239 --> 00:20:07,069 - We have to stop them. - No, we do not. 295 00:20:07,189 --> 00:20:09,126 We don't have to get anywhere near that vampire. 296 00:20:09,470 --> 00:20:13,190 I am very disappointed in you and your small-mindedness. 297 00:20:14,411 --> 00:20:16,927 The vampire can take care of himself. I promise you. 298 00:20:19,822 --> 00:20:20,700 Shit. 299 00:20:23,217 --> 00:20:25,226 - Tara, you know how to tend bar? - No. 300 00:20:25,722 --> 00:20:26,712 Fake it. 301 00:20:27,883 --> 00:20:28,646 Shit. 302 00:20:39,795 --> 00:20:41,938 Look at this. This is so thick. 303 00:20:42,058 --> 00:20:43,900 Damn, this is gonna bring a pretty penny. 304 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,675 We should keep some for ourselves. 305 00:20:45,795 --> 00:20:48,720 If Mack freaks out on me again, I am so through with him. 306 00:21:16,374 --> 00:21:17,548 You like this? 307 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:19,989 Being punished? 308 00:21:22,595 --> 00:21:25,740 You're a sick little vampire fucker. 309 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,320 You like that, Pickens? 310 00:21:30,141 --> 00:21:31,149 Come on. 311 00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:33,783 You look at me. 312 00:21:34,775 --> 00:21:37,904 - You let a dead man fuck you? - Yeah. 313 00:21:38,313 --> 00:21:39,649 Fuckin' disgust me. 314 00:21:43,055 --> 00:21:45,056 It's too bad I don't have fangs, huh? 315 00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:47,340 Rip your fuckin' throat out. 316 00:22:00,899 --> 00:22:01,681 Hurry. 317 00:22:02,078 --> 00:22:05,183 - We should've taken him home. - Too dangerous. 318 00:22:05,303 --> 00:22:07,495 Where are we gonna hide a dead vampire in our trailer? 319 00:22:07,818 --> 00:22:10,599 Well, at least we wouldn't be out in the fuckin' open like this. 320 00:22:11,592 --> 00:22:13,566 I just need some V-juice. I need it bad. 321 00:22:13,686 --> 00:22:16,370 My body is starting to hurt and I just need to get it in me. 322 00:22:16,490 --> 00:22:19,173 Goddamn it, Mack, you're a fuckin' drug addict, do you know that? 323 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:22,418 Woman, would you just shut the fuck up? 324 00:22:22,737 --> 00:22:25,951 Sometimes, when you talk, this is what I hear: 325 00:22:26,215 --> 00:22:27,974 A-yada-yada-yada... 326 00:22:33,049 --> 00:22:34,522 You crazy bitch. 327 00:22:50,688 --> 00:22:52,540 This ain't your business, you stupid cunt. 328 00:22:52,951 --> 00:22:56,293 Now, see, that just proves how low-rent you really are. 329 00:22:57,365 --> 00:22:59,977 You have any idea who you're messing with? 330 00:23:01,536 --> 00:23:03,634 You don't wanna be on my bad side. 331 00:23:03,794 --> 00:23:06,302 I'm not so sure you even have another side, 332 00:23:06,422 --> 00:23:08,806 you no-account, backwoods trash. 333 00:23:16,182 --> 00:23:18,868 Do not even think about taking that blood. 334 00:23:21,762 --> 00:23:23,857 I will kill you for this. 335 00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:25,994 Get out. 336 00:23:26,536 --> 00:23:27,222 Now. 337 00:23:29,352 --> 00:23:30,411 Come on, Mac. 338 00:23:35,063 --> 00:23:36,447 This ain't over. Come on. 339 00:23:39,475 --> 00:23:40,534 Get up, Mack. 340 00:23:40,859 --> 00:23:42,845 Why can't you take that fuckin' thing off? 341 00:23:43,097 --> 00:23:45,050 I ain't got time for a fuckin' cripple, 342 00:23:45,212 --> 00:23:47,502 because I'm getting out of here one way or the other. 343 00:23:47,622 --> 00:23:49,247 You... how else am I gonna... 344 00:24:19,140 --> 00:24:20,488 Shut up. 345 00:24:24,842 --> 00:24:27,442 - Quick, with your feet. - I'm gonna get you, bitch! 346 00:24:33,057 --> 00:24:34,391 Oh, bless your heart. 347 00:24:35,236 --> 00:24:38,148 I am so sorry I didn't get here faster. 348 00:24:39,226 --> 00:24:41,224 You'll be okay in a minute, right? 349 00:24:45,021 --> 00:24:47,079 - Do you want me to leave? - No. 350 00:24:49,577 --> 00:24:51,575 They might come back and I can't fight yet. 351 00:24:56,546 --> 00:24:58,040 Hey, there, dog. 352 00:25:10,167 --> 00:25:11,516 He's checkin' on you. 353 00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:14,825 That's just some old dog that hangs around the bar sometime. 354 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,475 He must live nearby. 355 00:25:17,865 --> 00:25:19,068 Well, no doubt. 356 00:25:25,474 --> 00:25:28,529 I reckon you're not too happy about being rescued by a woman. 357 00:25:31,329 --> 00:25:32,449 Thank you. 358 00:25:47,424 --> 00:25:49,008 I can't hear you. 359 00:25:50,584 --> 00:25:51,510 Thank you. 360 00:25:51,825 --> 00:25:54,289 No, no, no. I can hear you, but I can't... 361 00:26:00,661 --> 00:26:02,673 Oh, my stars. 362 00:26:05,287 --> 00:26:08,541 Aren't you afraid to be out here alone with a hungry vampire? 363 00:26:11,509 --> 00:26:15,402 Vampires often turn on those who trust them, you know. 364 00:26:16,587 --> 00:26:19,496 We don't have human values like you. 365 00:26:19,897 --> 00:26:22,791 A lot of humans turn on those who trust them too. 366 00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:27,824 I'm not a total fool. 367 00:26:29,693 --> 00:26:32,239 But you have other very juicy arteries. 368 00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:39,308 There's one in the groin that's a particular favorite of mine. 369 00:26:39,468 --> 00:26:41,055 Just shut your nasty mouth, mister. 370 00:26:41,175 --> 00:26:43,280 You might be a vampire, but when you talk to me, 371 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,481 you will talk to me like the lady that I am. 372 00:26:55,455 --> 00:26:58,018 You wanna drink the blood they collected? 373 00:26:58,957 --> 00:27:01,629 I understand it makes humans feel more healthy. 374 00:27:03,597 --> 00:27:05,501 Improves their sex life. 375 00:27:05,980 --> 00:27:07,485 I'm as healthy as a horse. 376 00:27:07,605 --> 00:27:10,047 And I have no sex life to speak of, so... 377 00:27:13,524 --> 00:27:15,305 You can just keep it. 378 00:27:19,984 --> 00:27:21,308 You could always sell it. 379 00:27:22,716 --> 00:27:24,191 I wouldn't touch it. 380 00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:33,573 What are you? 381 00:27:42,429 --> 00:27:44,090 I'm... I'm Sookie Stackhouse 382 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:46,786 and I'm a waitress. 383 00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:52,719 What's your name? 384 00:28:06,149 --> 00:28:09,675 I thought it might be Antoine or Basil or... 385 00:28:10,635 --> 00:28:13,885 Or, heh... Or, like, Langford, maybe. 386 00:28:15,937 --> 00:28:17,724 Vampire Bill. 387 00:28:18,585 --> 00:28:19,367 Oh, my. 388 00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:26,141 So... 389 00:28:27,970 --> 00:28:29,078 Silver, huh? 390 00:28:30,245 --> 00:28:31,962 I thought that only affected werewolves. 391 00:28:33,143 --> 00:28:35,779 I... I... I'm not implying that werewolves exist. 392 00:28:36,668 --> 00:28:38,968 I mean, that's just what you always see in the movies. 393 00:28:39,167 --> 00:28:42,073 I'd appreciate it if you didn't share this information with anyone. 394 00:28:44,523 --> 00:28:47,387 We don't like for our weaknesses to be made public knowledge. 395 00:29:05,065 --> 00:29:06,101 See ya, Bill. 396 00:29:07,731 --> 00:29:09,164 I gotta get back to work. 397 00:29:28,993 --> 00:29:29,956 Thank God. 398 00:29:34,587 --> 00:29:36,633 - You okay? - I'm fine. 399 00:29:37,127 --> 00:29:38,764 And, for your information, 400 00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:41,712 not all vampires can take care of themselves. 401 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:01,135 - Night, Sam. - Night. 402 00:30:01,416 --> 00:30:02,282 Night. 403 00:30:06,477 --> 00:30:08,114 Thanks for helping me out tonight. 404 00:30:09,787 --> 00:30:11,231 How much you gonna pay me? 405 00:30:13,864 --> 00:30:14,694 20 bucks? 406 00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:18,161 How do you expect me to work here for 20 bucks a night? 407 00:30:18,281 --> 00:30:21,031 I don't expect you to work here. You only covered tonight 408 00:30:21,151 --> 00:30:24,633 - for what, an hour at the most? - Yeah, but Sam. If I did work here 409 00:30:24,753 --> 00:30:27,280 It'd be a matter of time before you went off on somebody. 410 00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:29,746 I don't wanna drive my customers away. 411 00:30:29,907 --> 00:30:31,415 I only go off on stupid people. 412 00:30:31,745 --> 00:30:33,542 Most of my customers are stupid people. 413 00:30:34,453 --> 00:30:35,512 Yeah, but... 414 00:30:36,409 --> 00:30:38,347 I could help you keep an eye on Sookie. 415 00:30:38,853 --> 00:30:41,128 You see the way she was looking at that vampire? 416 00:30:41,248 --> 00:30:43,844 That is just trouble looking for a place to happen. 417 00:30:44,446 --> 00:30:47,648 And she means too much to both of us to let anything happen to her. 418 00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:54,688 Be here tomorrow at 6. 419 00:30:56,215 --> 00:30:57,949 And learn this on your own. 420 00:30:58,779 --> 00:31:00,486 I don't have time to train you. 421 00:31:00,646 --> 00:31:03,702 I was mixing whiskey sours for my mama when I was in first grade. 422 00:31:03,822 --> 00:31:06,501 - It's just like riding a bicycle. - That's fucked up. 423 00:31:06,621 --> 00:31:07,699 You think? 424 00:31:08,904 --> 00:31:10,274 My mama crazy. 425 00:31:10,611 --> 00:31:11,646 Damn, girl. 426 00:31:12,652 --> 00:31:14,380 Hey, Sam, is my sister here? 427 00:31:14,823 --> 00:31:16,364 No, Sookie already went home. 428 00:31:21,183 --> 00:31:24,468 My name is Tara. Been your sister's best friend since kindergarten? 429 00:31:24,628 --> 00:31:27,471 I used to sleep over at your house for, like, years. 430 00:31:28,466 --> 00:31:30,952 - I know who you are. - You better know who I am. 431 00:31:34,749 --> 00:31:35,953 Hello, stranger 432 00:31:42,747 --> 00:31:43,770 Come here. 433 00:31:46,851 --> 00:31:48,633 Look at you. You look great. 434 00:31:50,182 --> 00:31:51,578 - How you been? - Fine. 435 00:31:52,012 --> 00:31:53,059 Partyin'. 436 00:31:53,264 --> 00:31:54,515 So you ain't mad at me? 437 00:31:56,345 --> 00:31:58,933 - Why would I be mad at you? - Well, for not calling. You know. 438 00:31:59,122 --> 00:32:00,145 The usual. 439 00:32:01,457 --> 00:32:04,299 I ain't got no expectations of you. I'm not an idiot. 440 00:32:07,542 --> 00:32:09,263 What time do you get off work? 441 00:32:09,423 --> 00:32:10,779 Well, I don't know. 442 00:32:12,326 --> 00:32:13,141 Right now. 443 00:32:15,887 --> 00:32:17,489 You want to go somewhere? 444 00:32:18,013 --> 00:32:19,794 Well, yeah, I do. 445 00:32:20,866 --> 00:32:22,238 I want to go home. 446 00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:25,975 Good night, Tara. 447 00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:28,226 Oh, my God. 448 00:32:28,912 --> 00:32:32,113 You are a gigantic parody of yourself and you don't even know it. 449 00:32:32,487 --> 00:32:34,400 Great seeing you, Tara, good luck. 450 00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:36,958 "Good luck"? 451 00:32:37,355 --> 00:32:38,703 Good luck with what? 452 00:32:39,798 --> 00:32:40,533 Shit. 453 00:32:56,932 --> 00:32:57,871 Hey, Gran. 454 00:32:58,713 --> 00:32:59,605 Hi, honey. 455 00:33:00,091 --> 00:33:01,398 Guess what happened tonight? 456 00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:04,401 You got a date. 457 00:33:07,584 --> 00:33:09,364 A vampire came into the bar. 458 00:33:11,062 --> 00:33:12,495 Did he have fangs? 459 00:33:13,166 --> 00:33:15,537 Yeah, but most of the time they stayed put away. 460 00:33:15,741 --> 00:33:17,789 - Did he bite anybody? - No. 461 00:33:18,088 --> 00:33:20,062 He just had a glass of wine. 462 00:33:20,264 --> 00:33:22,298 He ordered it, but didn't drink it. 463 00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:24,838 I think he just wanted some company. 464 00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:26,381 Did you like him? 465 00:33:28,015 --> 00:33:30,302 He was real interesting. 466 00:33:36,092 --> 00:33:37,816 I'll let you get to bed. 467 00:33:39,464 --> 00:33:43,160 Okay, honey, I just stayed up until you got here. 468 00:33:43,767 --> 00:33:44,887 Come on, Tina. 469 00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:51,069 Hello. 470 00:34:57,668 --> 00:35:00,798 I never thought I would be having sex with you. 471 00:35:02,212 --> 00:35:03,205 At least... 472 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:06,316 not so fast. 473 00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:10,125 Who said anything about sex? 474 00:35:29,455 --> 00:35:31,851 How come you didn't tell me you beat up the Rattrays last night? 475 00:35:31,971 --> 00:35:34,483 - I haven't even seen you since then. - Where's Gran? 476 00:35:34,603 --> 00:35:37,685 Hanging the laundry out back. And you keep your voice down. 477 00:35:37,805 --> 00:35:39,647 I don't want her to know about any of this. 478 00:35:39,767 --> 00:35:43,101 Fortenberry couldn't wait till I got to work{\ this morning} to tell me all about it. 479 00:35:43,221 --> 00:35:45,340 Hoyt Fortenberry? How the heck does he know? 480 00:35:45,574 --> 00:35:48,023 He went over to the Rats last night to buy some weed. 481 00:35:48,184 --> 00:35:51,219 And Denise drove up like she wanted to kill somebody she was so mad. 482 00:35:51,463 --> 00:35:53,260 The only way she would sell him any weed was 483 00:35:53,380 --> 00:35:55,906 if he would drive Mack to the hospital in Monroe. 484 00:35:56,777 --> 00:35:59,159 Did Hoyt tell you that Mack came after me with a knife? 485 00:35:59,678 --> 00:36:02,287 Motherfucker. You want me to kick his ass? 486 00:36:02,447 --> 00:36:04,414 I already took care of that, thank you. 487 00:36:06,257 --> 00:36:07,942 What are you doing {\messing}with him anyway? 488 00:36:08,062 --> 00:36:10,337 Did you know that in addition to dealing drugs, 489 00:36:10,457 --> 00:36:12,547 the Rats also happen to be vampire drainers? 490 00:36:14,652 --> 00:36:16,635 One of my customers last night was a vampire, 491 00:36:16,795 --> 00:36:19,045 and they were draining him out in the parking lot. 492 00:36:19,165 --> 00:36:20,806 I couldn't have that. 493 00:36:20,967 --> 00:36:23,180 You do not want to get mixed up with vampires. 494 00:36:23,619 --> 00:36:25,310 - Trust me. - Oh, shut up. 495 00:36:25,470 --> 00:36:27,121 Even if you hate vampires, 496 00:36:27,241 --> 00:36:29,473 you can't let trash like the Rats go and drain them. 497 00:36:29,593 --> 00:36:31,579 It's not like siphoning gas out of a car. 498 00:36:31,699 --> 00:36:33,360 They would have left him {\in the woods to }die. 499 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,278 Who fucking cares? He's already dead. 500 00:36:35,439 --> 00:36:36,935 That's not his fault. 501 00:36:41,606 --> 00:36:42,828 What did he look like? 502 00:36:44,399 --> 00:36:45,362 Handsome 503 00:36:45,987 --> 00:36:47,185 in a sort of... 504 00:36:48,004 --> 00:36:51,628 Sort of old-fashioned, like from a movie on TCM. 505 00:36:51,789 --> 00:36:53,474 - Was he bald-headed? - No. 506 00:36:53,775 --> 00:36:55,605 - He had really nice hair. - Tattoos? 507 00:36:55,725 --> 00:36:57,602 None that I could see. 508 00:37:00,271 --> 00:37:03,473 Sakes alive, boy, where have you been keeping yourself? 509 00:37:03,774 --> 00:37:05,351 You get on over here and hug my neck. 510 00:37:05,471 --> 00:37:07,171 You get here, Gran. 511 00:37:07,677 --> 00:37:08,940 How's my girl? 512 00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,197 - You're all sweaty. - I know. 513 00:37:11,317 --> 00:37:13,761 - You want some ice tea? - I would love some ice tea. 514 00:37:14,663 --> 00:37:15,819 Here, I got it. 515 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,629 - Want the rest of that? - Yes. 516 00:37:22,027 --> 00:37:23,158 Thank you. 517 00:37:26,525 --> 00:37:29,655 If you're gonna wear that suit, you might want to {\start watching}watch what you eat. 518 00:37:32,378 --> 00:37:33,497 You look nice. 519 00:37:34,713 --> 00:37:36,386 That was Evalee Mason. 520 00:37:37,815 --> 00:37:41,303 Guess who was found strangled to death in her apartment. 521 00:37:42,196 --> 00:37:45,157 - Maudette Pickens. - Oh, my Lord. 522 00:37:47,077 --> 00:37:50,351 She didn't show up for work. Wasn't answering her phone. 523 00:37:50,471 --> 00:37:53,035 And so her boss called Bud Dearborne, 524 00:37:53,155 --> 00:37:56,151 he rode over, got the manager to let him in, 525 00:37:56,311 --> 00:37:57,665 and they found her 526 00:37:58,604 --> 00:38:00,614 I went to high school with Maudette. 527 00:38:01,463 --> 00:38:02,979 Can you believe it? 528 00:38:03,353 --> 00:38:04,821 A murder in Benton. 529 00:38:04,941 --> 00:38:08,246 Why are you surprised now that we got ourselves a vampire? 530 00:38:08,406 --> 00:38:11,082 Just because he's a vampire doesn't mean he's a murderer. 531 00:38:11,345 --> 00:38:14,306 Fang-bangers go missing all the time in Shreveport, New Orleans. 532 00:38:14,426 --> 00:38:17,622 They never find them but everybody knows the vampires are killing them 533 00:38:17,742 --> 00:38:21,245 - and then disposing of the bodies. - What's a fang-banger? 534 00:38:21,615 --> 00:38:22,987 A vampire groupie. 535 00:38:24,191 --> 00:38:27,115 Men and women who like to get bitten. 536 00:38:27,717 --> 00:38:28,716 My stars. 537 00:38:29,035 --> 00:38:30,792 Maudette was a fang-banger? 538 00:38:32,044 --> 00:38:33,464 How do you know that? 539 00:38:35,119 --> 00:38:36,636 I don't know, Sookie. 540 00:38:36,756 --> 00:38:39,055 The way that you just know things sometimes. 541 00:38:51,170 --> 00:38:53,011 There's also hookers 542 00:38:53,336 --> 00:38:55,093 who specialize in vampires. 543 00:38:55,310 --> 00:38:57,416 They drink Tru Blood to keep their supply up, 544 00:38:57,633 --> 00:39:01,611 and they keep a bodyguard there in case the vamp gets a little too frisky. 545 00:39:06,470 --> 00:39:08,131 I read that in a magazine. 546 00:39:08,769 --> 00:39:12,155 Wonder how much one would charge for something like that. 547 00:39:12,275 --> 00:39:13,311 A thousand bucks. 548 00:39:13,942 --> 00:39:16,108 See, now that just makes me sick. 549 00:39:16,698 --> 00:39:17,661 I know. 550 00:39:18,146 --> 00:39:20,944 What kind of cheap woman could ever do something like that? 551 00:39:21,104 --> 00:39:23,830 No, it makes me sick that they're getting a thousand bucks 552 00:39:23,950 --> 00:39:27,801 to lay there and do nothing while I bust my ass for 10 bucks an hour plus tips. 553 00:39:27,921 --> 00:39:30,345 I don't think they just lay there. 554 00:39:30,854 --> 00:39:32,510 I think they're expected to, 555 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:33,689 you know, 556 00:39:33,809 --> 00:39:35,041 participate. 557 00:39:47,808 --> 00:39:48,888 Thanks for lunch. 558 00:39:52,655 --> 00:39:53,437 What? 559 00:39:54,629 --> 00:39:55,448 What? 560 00:39:55,568 --> 00:39:58,815 This can't be happening to me. How could I lose control like that? 561 00:39:58,975 --> 00:40:01,340 - How come she... - Don't try that with me, goddamn it. 562 00:40:01,460 --> 00:40:02,544 I'm your brother. 563 00:40:04,968 --> 00:40:06,208 Back to work. 564 00:40:18,861 --> 00:40:19,763 Please? 565 00:40:22,093 --> 00:40:24,674 Come on, Dawn, I'm having a really bad day. 566 00:40:24,933 --> 00:40:28,553 - That is not my responsibility. - Didn't we have a good time? 567 00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:30,619 And don't you want to have that again? 568 00:40:30,739 --> 00:40:34,205 I'm sorry to break it to you, but you are not my only source for a good time. 569 00:40:34,783 --> 00:40:37,034 No, but I am the best one. 570 00:40:37,846 --> 00:40:39,616 Oh, my God, you're so full of shit. 571 00:40:40,699 --> 00:40:42,859 - But I'm hot. - So am I. 572 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,872 Yeah, I know, I know. 573 00:40:48,327 --> 00:40:50,033 That's why I'm on the phone with you. 574 00:40:50,824 --> 00:40:52,365 All right, I give up. 575 00:40:52,606 --> 00:40:54,315 You can meet me after work. 576 00:40:54,784 --> 00:40:56,581 I gotta go. I'll call you back. 577 00:41:07,142 --> 00:41:08,176 Sheriff Dearborne. 578 00:41:09,799 --> 00:41:11,171 Afternoon, Jason. 579 00:41:17,740 --> 00:41:20,605 - There something I can help you with? - You know Maudette Pickens? 580 00:41:20,815 --> 00:41:21,898 Sure, I know her. 581 00:41:22,058 --> 00:41:24,526 I buy stuff at the Grabbit Quik. She works there during the day. 582 00:41:24,784 --> 00:41:27,320 How would you characterize your relationship with Maudette? 583 00:41:28,155 --> 00:41:29,178 Relationship? 584 00:41:29,406 --> 00:41:32,242 I didn't have a relationship with her. I barely even knew her. 585 00:41:32,578 --> 00:41:34,828 So you're aware she was murdered last night? 586 00:41:39,685 --> 00:41:41,626 I mean, yeah. Yeah. I did know that. 587 00:41:41,786 --> 00:41:43,633 My grandmother told me at lunch. 588 00:41:44,038 --> 00:41:45,420 Somebody called her. 589 00:41:46,082 --> 00:41:48,634 What's up with Jason and the law? 590 00:41:49,711 --> 00:41:52,347 Maybe they think he knows something about Maudette. 591 00:41:52,808 --> 00:41:54,848 You ever visit Maudette at her apartment? 592 00:41:55,504 --> 00:41:56,454 Me? No. 593 00:41:57,514 --> 00:41:58,248 Ever? 594 00:42:00,396 --> 00:42:03,398 Boys, I could do a lot better than Maudette Pickens, believe me. 595 00:42:05,927 --> 00:42:07,997 You weren't there last night? 596 00:42:09,092 --> 00:42:10,103 Last night. 597 00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:13,533 Okay, yeah, I was there last night. 598 00:42:14,611 --> 00:42:16,898 - Then why didn't you say so? - What? 599 00:42:17,018 --> 00:42:18,535 Then why didn't you say so? 600 00:42:18,655 --> 00:42:20,650 Because I know she got killed, 601 00:42:20,975 --> 00:42:23,501 and I thought it would look bad me having been at her place. 602 00:42:23,816 --> 00:42:27,077 - Well, it does look bad, Jason. - It looks real bad. 603 00:42:27,794 --> 00:42:28,744 Okay, look. 604 00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:32,886 I hooked up with Maudette last night, we had sex. 605 00:42:33,469 --> 00:42:34,443 That's all. 606 00:42:35,599 --> 00:42:38,141 How would you characterize the sex? 607 00:42:40,383 --> 00:42:43,021 - Tt was okay. - Nothing out of the ordinary? 608 00:42:46,832 --> 00:42:48,860 Because we've already seen the videotape. 609 00:42:56,262 --> 00:42:57,827 You didn't know she was taping it? 610 00:43:01,022 --> 00:43:02,334 But I should have. 611 00:43:02,936 --> 00:43:04,753 You need to come with us, Jason. 612 00:43:07,094 --> 00:43:09,261 Just let me tell Rene to take over. 613 00:43:10,218 --> 00:43:11,466 I'll be right back. 614 00:43:13,335 --> 00:43:15,011 I hate that little shit. 615 00:43:20,804 --> 00:43:23,478 I gotta go into town for a while. You'll take over? 616 00:43:25,431 --> 00:43:28,134 - Everything all right? - Yeah. No, it's nothing to worry about. 617 00:43:28,254 --> 00:43:29,457 Everything's fine. 618 00:43:31,684 --> 00:43:33,526 Don't tell my sister. Okay? 619 00:43:37,311 --> 00:43:38,493 What'd you do, Jason? 620 00:43:41,084 --> 00:43:42,493 Let's go. Move. 621 00:43:45,598 --> 00:43:46,982 What the fuck, huh? 622 00:43:56,611 --> 00:43:57,827 What's up, Gran? 623 00:44:01,058 --> 00:44:03,622 I was just wondering how old you think the vampire is. 624 00:44:03,742 --> 00:44:05,463 The one you met last night. 625 00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:07,458 I have no idea. 626 00:44:07,740 --> 00:44:08,480 Why? 627 00:44:09,934 --> 00:44:12,294 You think he might remember the war? 628 00:44:14,581 --> 00:44:15,814 The Civil War? 629 00:44:19,277 --> 00:44:20,240 Could be. 630 00:44:22,070 --> 00:44:23,150 If he does, 631 00:44:23,667 --> 00:44:25,518 I would love to have him come speak 632 00:44:25,638 --> 00:44:28,126 to the Descendants of the Glorious Dead. 633 00:44:28,286 --> 00:44:30,158 You think he might want to? 634 00:44:30,539 --> 00:44:33,708 I think he might have a hard time showing up at the public library 635 00:44:33,828 --> 00:44:35,133 at noon on a Thursday. 636 00:44:37,507 --> 00:44:40,031 We could have a special meeting at night, 637 00:44:40,301 --> 00:44:43,697 or he could just come talk to me and I could tape his recollections. 638 00:44:44,468 --> 00:44:48,319 I am sure the other members would find it so interesting. 639 00:44:49,149 --> 00:44:52,108 I'll ask him next time he comes in to Merlotte's. 640 00:44:52,688 --> 00:44:53,992 If he comes in. 641 00:44:59,078 --> 00:45:00,569 For all the beans. 642 00:45:01,016 --> 00:45:03,068 - Oh, baby. - Oh, baby. 643 00:45:03,188 --> 00:45:05,454 - You can do better than that. - Oh, baby. 644 00:45:22,623 --> 00:45:25,044 - How you doin'? What you doin' here? - I work here. 645 00:45:25,164 --> 00:45:26,476 The hell you don't. 646 00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:29,090 Oh yes, the hell I do too, you ugly bitch. 647 00:45:29,210 --> 00:45:31,798 - You need to make peace with that. - Shit. 648 00:45:32,103 --> 00:45:33,900 Sam must have lost his damn mind, 649 00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:37,078 because you should not be allowed to work in no situation 650 00:45:37,198 --> 00:45:39,948 where you actually got to interact with people. 651 00:45:40,221 --> 00:45:41,743 That is so no true. 652 00:45:42,148 --> 00:45:43,854 Do... Do not snap at me. 653 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,984 I have a name. And that name is Tara. 654 00:45:47,988 --> 00:45:49,263 And isn't that funny? 655 00:45:49,383 --> 00:45:51,432 Black girl being named after a plantation. 656 00:45:52,388 --> 00:45:55,171 I don't think it's funny. In fact, it really pisses me off 657 00:45:55,331 --> 00:45:58,572 That my mama was either stupid or just plain mean, 658 00:45:59,008 --> 00:46:02,695 which is why you better be nice if you plan on getting a drink tonight. 659 00:46:03,118 --> 00:46:04,363 Sorry, ma'am. 660 00:46:09,474 --> 00:46:11,736 Do you know if Sookie found out anything about her brother 661 00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:14,755 - getting arrested this afternoon? - Jason got arrested? 662 00:46:15,097 --> 00:46:16,650 - For what? - I ain't sure, 663 00:46:16,811 --> 00:46:19,667 but Maudette Pickens did get found murdered. 664 00:46:20,119 --> 00:46:21,462 Are you serious? 665 00:46:21,790 --> 00:46:23,607 Jason couldn't kill anybody. 666 00:46:23,727 --> 00:46:26,202 And he can do a hell of a lot better than Maudette Pickens. 667 00:46:26,362 --> 00:46:29,247 - {\Look at you.}You still got a thing for him. - I do not. 668 00:46:29,533 --> 00:46:31,339 He's too damn stuck-up for me. 669 00:46:31,459 --> 00:46:33,668 That boy is sex on a stick. 670 00:46:33,924 --> 00:46:37,489 I don't give a good damn how stuck-up he is. How you doin'? 671 00:46:37,891 --> 00:46:40,216 Look at you. Scaring that white boy. 672 00:46:40,546 --> 00:46:44,119 Ain't nobody scaring him. He too big to be scared. 673 00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,787 I likes a big man. Look at that belly. 674 00:46:47,204 --> 00:46:49,156 Don't you have something to fry? 675 00:46:49,276 --> 00:46:51,125 You can be my Santa Claus. 676 00:46:54,527 --> 00:46:57,617 I'll see you later. I'm in the phone book. 677 00:46:58,102 --> 00:46:59,976 Arrested? For what? 678 00:47:00,096 --> 00:47:03,309 - I don't know. - Sorry about your brother. 679 00:47:04,328 --> 00:47:06,909 How come everybody knew about this before I did? 680 00:47:07,029 --> 00:47:09,818 I was there, baby girl. I saw him get carted away. 681 00:47:09,938 --> 00:47:12,255 I was complaining to Arlene about Jason hanging up on me 682 00:47:12,375 --> 00:47:16,322 when we were making a date, not calling me back, that's when she told me. 683 00:47:16,609 --> 00:47:18,953 - How does she know? - I guess Rene told her. 684 00:47:19,356 --> 00:47:21,574 Besides, we figured you'd just... 685 00:47:25,233 --> 00:47:26,348 I just what? 686 00:47:28,505 --> 00:47:31,392 Sweetie, didn't you just know already? 687 00:47:32,405 --> 00:47:34,620 I am not... psychic. 688 00:47:38,601 --> 00:47:39,948 Damn, you suck. 689 00:47:42,008 --> 00:47:42,971 Quiet you. 690 00:47:43,288 --> 00:47:46,073 I cannot believe I am here on my night off. 691 00:47:46,484 --> 00:47:50,428 Just pouring my hard earned money back into Sam Merlotte's pocket. 692 00:47:52,569 --> 00:47:54,248 What happened to my brother? 693 00:47:56,275 --> 00:47:58,586 Hell. I promised him I wasn't going to tell ya-you. 694 00:47:58,913 --> 00:48:00,158 What happened? 695 00:48:02,997 --> 00:48:05,696 Bud Dearborne and Andy Bellefleur, 696 00:48:06,495 --> 00:48:08,188 they asked him some questions, 697 00:48:08,308 --> 00:48:11,019 and then they just threw him in the back of the squad car. 698 00:48:11,139 --> 00:48:13,747 So you don't even know for a fact that they arrested him? 699 00:48:14,679 --> 00:48:18,558 - They didn't cuff him or nothin'. - Sookie, I am so sorry. 700 00:48:19,308 --> 00:48:21,182 For what? Y'all are already acting 701 00:48:21,302 --> 00:48:23,924 like Jason's been convicted of killing Maudette, 702 00:48:24,044 --> 00:48:26,659 we don't even know what they were talking to him about. 703 00:48:26,779 --> 00:48:28,971 Bud Dearborne just made a mistake. That's all. 704 00:48:30,012 --> 00:48:32,994 It has to be, because Jason's a real standup guy. 705 00:48:33,785 --> 00:48:35,253 No, he's not, Hoyt. 706 00:48:35,605 --> 00:48:38,292 He is selfish, egotistical, and a complete horndog, 707 00:48:38,452 --> 00:48:39,794 but he is not a killer. 708 00:49:02,351 --> 00:49:04,986 Now, just look at that, like she's walking down the aisle 709 00:49:05,146 --> 00:49:08,072 on her goddamn wedding day. Honey, just 'cause... 710 00:49:08,881 --> 00:49:10,254 It's that vampire. 711 00:49:14,510 --> 00:49:17,915 He's got her in his sights. I need to protect her. 712 00:49:18,075 --> 00:49:20,779 That's that vampire she saved last night. 713 00:49:20,899 --> 00:49:22,774 Sookie, please do not... 714 00:49:22,894 --> 00:49:24,890 Good evening, Miss Stackhouse. 715 00:49:25,390 --> 00:49:28,217 It ain't right, him being here with normal people. 716 00:49:28,337 --> 00:49:29,885 She's going to sit... 717 00:49:32,519 --> 00:49:34,899 I always thought she was nice, but I just wonder 718 00:49:35,019 --> 00:49:38,058 what kind of a good Christian girl would even look at a vampire... 719 00:49:38,178 --> 00:49:40,294 I don't think he looks that kind of scary to me. 720 00:49:40,473 --> 00:49:43,899 Looks like she likes 'em tall, dark, and dead... 721 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,953 Stackhouse family ain't nothing but trash. 722 00:50:08,316 --> 00:50:10,051 Your hand is cool. 723 00:50:11,157 --> 00:50:11,991 Yes... 724 00:50:13,742 --> 00:50:16,807 I'm afraid I'm not as warm as the men that you must be accustomed to. 725 00:50:16,967 --> 00:50:17,979 What men? 726 00:50:29,368 --> 00:50:31,280 What can I get for you tonight? 727 00:50:34,332 --> 00:50:35,541 What are you? 728 00:50:37,573 --> 00:50:39,545 I told you. I'm a waitress. 729 00:50:43,549 --> 00:50:45,616 You're something more than that. 730 00:50:47,674 --> 00:50:49,298 You're something more than human. 731 00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:50,923 I beg your pardon? 732 00:50:58,943 --> 00:51:00,726 That's an unusual name. 733 00:51:02,929 --> 00:51:04,480 Is it short for something else? 734 00:51:06,450 --> 00:51:07,201 Nope. 735 00:51:09,035 --> 00:51:10,528 Just plain Sookie. 736 00:51:13,249 --> 00:51:15,152 May I call on you sometime? 737 00:51:17,337 --> 00:51:18,452 Call on me? 738 00:51:22,650 --> 00:51:25,266 May I come and visit with you at your home? 739 00:51:26,165 --> 00:51:26,940 Sure. 740 00:51:28,455 --> 00:51:30,256 My grandmother would love to meet you. 741 00:51:32,076 --> 00:51:35,082 That reminds me. Can I talk to you after work? 742 00:51:35,522 --> 00:51:37,138 I have a favor to ask you. 743 00:51:39,035 --> 00:51:41,716 Of course. After all, I am in your debt. 744 00:51:41,836 --> 00:51:43,384 Not a favor for me. 745 00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:46,448 For my grandmother. If you'll be up... 746 00:51:49,351 --> 00:51:52,542 I guess you will be. Would you mind meeting me around the back of the bar 747 00:51:52,662 --> 00:51:55,544 when I get off at... probably around 1:30? 748 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,053 I'd be delighted. 749 00:52:06,689 --> 00:52:10,209 Do you realize that every person in this establishment 750 00:52:10,329 --> 00:52:12,211 is staring at us right now? 751 00:52:20,661 --> 00:52:22,939 They're just staring at me because... 752 00:52:23,221 --> 00:52:26,415 my brother's in some kind of trouble with the police. 753 00:52:29,450 --> 00:52:31,999 But Bill, did you know Maudette Pickens? 754 00:52:32,315 --> 00:52:33,302 I did not. 755 00:52:34,830 --> 00:52:37,895 They are staring at us because I am a vampire. 756 00:52:39,964 --> 00:52:40,997 And you... 757 00:52:44,015 --> 00:52:45,072 are mortal. 758 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,957 Who cares what they think? 759 00:52:53,065 --> 00:52:55,601 I want to make this town my home, so... 760 00:52:58,078 --> 00:52:58,886 I do. 761 00:53:04,519 --> 00:53:06,104 I'll see you at 1:30. 762 00:53:12,602 --> 00:53:15,325 Run away as fast as your legs can take you. 763 00:53:16,146 --> 00:53:18,030 - I guess... - This is wrong. It's wrong. 764 00:53:18,190 --> 00:53:21,992 I shouldn't be feeling like this. I just want to watch them do it. Damn. 765 00:53:22,152 --> 00:53:24,495 He hypnotized her. I heard they can do that 766 00:53:24,655 --> 00:53:27,332 just by looking at you. She's gonna let him fired. 767 00:53:27,452 --> 00:53:29,108 I'm telling Reverend... 768 00:53:35,011 --> 00:53:36,734 You're being a very stupid girl. 769 00:53:36,854 --> 00:53:39,038 Who asked you? I can take care of myself. 770 00:53:39,158 --> 00:53:41,346 I don't think so. Mack could have cut you up last night. 771 00:53:41,466 --> 00:53:44,388 - How do you know what he'd have done? - You settin' up a date with a vampire? 772 00:53:44,508 --> 00:53:46,679 What do you have, a death wish? I don't have one. 773 00:53:46,799 --> 00:53:49,814 I happen to think judging an entire group of people based 774 00:53:49,934 --> 00:53:53,396 on the actions of a few individuals within that group is morally wrong. 775 00:53:53,516 --> 00:53:56,703 I will not let you put yourself or this bar in danger. I won't. 776 00:54:00,668 --> 00:54:01,808 Am I fired? 777 00:54:03,463 --> 00:54:07,097 No, but next time you think somebody's being harmed in the parking lot, 778 00:54:07,217 --> 00:54:08,914 pick up the phone and call the police. 779 00:54:09,074 --> 00:54:12,169 Do not go out there alone like a goddamn vigilante! 780 00:54:19,007 --> 00:54:20,029 Oh, chère. 781 00:54:27,404 --> 00:54:29,350 Don't you know I couldn't stand to lose you? 782 00:54:29,553 --> 00:54:31,623 Feels so warm, I can't help it. I want you. Damn. 783 00:54:31,743 --> 00:54:34,391 You smell so good. I love the way you smell. 784 00:54:34,511 --> 00:54:37,381 I love you and I always have. I want to tell you the truth... 785 00:54:37,501 --> 00:54:40,799 Are you out of your ever-loving mind? That vampire wants you for dinner. 786 00:54:40,919 --> 00:54:43,930 I won't let you just walk into his trap. Ma'am, over my dead body. 787 00:54:44,050 --> 00:54:46,327 You mean too much to me. Don't you look at me like that 788 00:54:46,487 --> 00:54:49,046 when I'm looking out for you. I never noticed how much, you and Jason 789 00:54:49,166 --> 00:54:50,286 have the same eyes. 790 00:54:50,406 --> 00:54:52,408 Such sweet eyes. He could never kill anybody. 791 00:54:52,528 --> 00:54:54,203 Oh, for heaven's sakes, 792 00:54:54,323 --> 00:54:56,875 Jason is never going to care about you the way you care about him. 793 00:54:56,995 --> 00:54:58,431 What the fuck y...? 794 00:54:58,991 --> 00:55:01,050 You made a promise. You stay out of my head. 795 00:55:01,210 --> 00:55:03,680 I know how hard for her it's got to be... 796 00:55:04,023 --> 00:55:07,281 Maybe Jason will get shook up by this whole Maudette... 797 00:55:07,935 --> 00:55:10,559 Shut up, the both of you, and stop bossing me around! 798 00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:14,480 I am a grown woman and I am the one who decides what I do, not one of you. 799 00:55:59,315 --> 00:56:02,367 - You want me to wait with you until... - Go home, Sam. 800 00:56:04,657 --> 00:56:05,738 Good night. 801 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:09,113 Download Movie Subtitles Searcher from www.OpenSubtitles.org