1 00:00:20,723 --> 00:00:22,889 高谭市的夜半时分 Gotham City after midnight. 2 00:00:22,891 --> 00:00:26,143 所有高谭的好人都舒服地躺在床上 All the good people of Gotham are snug in their beds. 3 00:00:28,364 --> 00:00:31,281 但还有很多其他的生物还醒着并准备 But there's still plenty of other things up and about, 4 00:00:31,316 --> 00:00:36,069 在阴影中密谋, 计划, 策划, 潜伏 plotting, planning, scheming, lurking in the shadows. 5 00:00:37,322 --> 00:00:39,406 猫, 老鼠 Cats, rats 6 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:41,408 还有蝙蝠 and bats. 7 00:00:49,501 --> 00:00:52,252 你正在给蝙蝠招来坏名声，人蝠 You're giving bats a bad name, Man-Bat. 8 00:00:53,589 --> 00:00:55,338 偷宝石不是你的风格 Jewel theft isn't your style. 9 00:00:55,391 --> 00:00:56,757 是谁让你这么干的? Who put you up to this? 10 00:01:06,819 --> 00:01:08,819 我的机器企鹅! My robo-penguin! 11 00:01:14,276 --> 00:01:19,696 企鹅人, 你那双脏脚蹼就非得什么冰都踩一遍 Penguin, you just had to get your filthy flippers on all this ice. 12 00:01:20,866 --> 00:01:22,833 冰 Ice. 13 00:01:22,868 --> 00:01:26,503 钻石就是冰而企鹅住在冰山上 Diamonds are ice and penguins live on icebergs. 14 00:01:26,538 --> 00:01:31,007 那个声音. 企鹅人得到了"那个外星人"的帮助? That voice. The Penguin has enlisted the help of "the alien"? 15 00:01:31,043 --> 00:01:33,376 我一直都知道这个星球上最强大的人 I always knew the most powerful man on the planet 16 00:01:33,429 --> 00:01:34,878 总有一天会出现在高谭 would turn up in Gotham one day, 17 00:01:34,930 --> 00:01:37,297 而他的力量会腐化所有人 and his power tends to corrupt all men. 18 00:01:37,299 --> 00:01:40,717 我看超人也没什么不同 I see the Superman is no different. 19 00:01:40,769 --> 00:01:43,970 我不知道你还喜欢开玩笑 I didn't know you were such a kidder. 20 00:01:44,022 --> 00:01:45,305 我不是来这儿帮助企鹅人的 I'm not here to help the Penguin. 21 00:01:45,307 --> 00:01:47,641 不, 不, 我是来介绍我自己 No, no, I've come to introduce myself 22 00:01:47,643 --> 00:01:50,193 并伸出友好的援手, 当然 and lend a helping neighborly hand, of course. 23 00:01:50,229 --> 00:01:53,447 我不需要帮助, 像企鹅人这种小角色不需要 I don't need help, not with a little fish like Penguin. 24 00:01:55,701 --> 00:01:57,150 小丑也一样 Or with Joker. 25 00:02:04,827 --> 00:02:06,993 小丑真的在这儿! 你是怎么... The Joker is here! How did you... 26 00:02:07,079 --> 00:02:11,331 我不需要你的X视线也能看到邪恶总是在附近游荡 I don't need your X-ray vision to see that evil is always lurking nearby. 27 00:02:21,927 --> 00:02:25,345 好吧, 所以, 闪电侠, 神奇女侠, 海王, 钢骨 Well, so, Flash, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg 28 00:02:25,397 --> 00:02:28,515 还有好多超级英雄们正在建立一个正义联盟 and a bunch of us superheroes are forming a Justice League. 29 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,351 而且我们在想既然你也是某种超级英雄... And we were thinking since you're kind of a superhero too... 30 00:02:31,403 --> 00:02:33,737 一个超级英雄俱乐部, 认真的么? A superhero club, seriously? 31 00:02:35,908 --> 00:02:39,493 作为一个全能外星人, 你的思想就像个小镇的农场小子 For an all-powerful alien, you think like a small-town farm boy. 32 00:02:41,363 --> 00:02:43,246 呃, 人蝠正... Uh, Man-Bat is... 33 00:02:43,282 --> 00:02:46,867 我自己完全能处理所有这一切 I am perfectly capable of handling all of this by myself. 34 00:02:50,289 --> 00:02:52,706 你想要我用热视线把那玩意熔掉么? You want me to melt that thing down with my heat vision? 35 00:02:52,758 --> 00:02:54,040 真的, 一点都不麻烦 Really, it'll be no trouble. 36 00:03:09,525 --> 00:03:12,142 我告诉你别插手的! I told you to stay out of it! 37 00:03:13,145 --> 00:03:14,394 哦, 抱歉 Oh, sorry. 38 00:03:14,446 --> 00:03:16,062 另外说到你的俱乐部 And as for your club, 39 00:03:16,148 --> 00:03:19,316 我, 蝙蝠侠, 永远都不会加入正义联盟 I, Batman, will never join the Justice League. 40 00:03:19,368 --> 00:03:21,902 够清楚了么? Is that clear enough? 41 00:03:21,904 --> 00:03:24,621 好吧, 没问题, 蝙蝠侠, 你不必喊出来 All right, fine, Batman, you don't have to shout. 42 00:03:24,656 --> 00:03:26,740 我有超级听力的, 你知道 I do have super hearing, you know. 43 00:03:31,213 --> 00:03:32,579 啊-哦 Uh-oh. 44 00:03:49,431 --> 00:03:53,233 如果要我来说, 先生, 超人似乎是个杰出的青年 If I may say so, sir, Superman seems like a splendid chap. 45 00:03:53,268 --> 00:03:56,903 或许你应该再考虑一下加入他的正义联盟 Perhaps you should reconsider joining his Justice League. 46 00:03:56,939 --> 00:03:59,606 你忘了么, 阿尔弗雷德, 我单干 You forget, Alfred, I work alone. 47 00:03:59,608 --> 00:04:03,276 我是个影子, 所有人的保护者, 却不是任何人的朋友 I am a shadow, protector of all, but friend to no one. 48 00:04:03,278 --> 00:04:05,745 我是一个复仇的孤独幽灵 I'm a solitary spirit of vengeance 49 00:04:05,781 --> 00:04:07,664 独自行走在黑夜并... who walks the night alone and... 50 00:04:09,201 --> 00:04:10,367 咳咳 Ahem. 51 00:04:12,454 --> 00:04:15,038 还是没有关于超人失踪的消息 Still no information about the disappearance of Superman. 52 00:04:15,090 --> 00:04:16,539 大都会正在恐慌 Metropolis is panicking. 53 00:04:16,592 --> 00:04:18,174 坏蛋们在逃脱制裁 Crooks are escaping justice. 54 00:04:18,210 --> 00:04:20,126 上百只猫被困在树上 Hundreds of cats are stuck in trees. 55 00:04:20,178 --> 00:04:22,679 超人, 我们需要你! Superman, we need you! 56 00:04:22,714 --> 00:04:26,466 我或许是不信任这个外星人, 但是当钢铁之躯失踪的时候 I may not trust this alien, but when the Man of Steel goes missing, 57 00:04:26,518 --> 00:04:28,101 我想要知道原因 I want to know why. 58 00:04:28,136 --> 00:04:31,471 全球的罪犯们有很多理由来除掉超人 Criminals across the globe have ample reason to take out Superman. 59 00:04:31,523 --> 00:04:34,140 或者更遭, 让他转而对抗我们 Or worse, turn him against us. 60 00:04:34,192 --> 00:04:37,477 但是我要怎么在整个地球上找线索? But how can I scour the entire planet for clues? 61 00:04:38,814 --> 00:04:41,648 我讨厌这么做, 但我没有选择 I hate to do it, but I have no choice. 62 00:04:43,785 --> 00:04:45,318 嘿! 哇哦, 蝙蝠侠 Hey! Wow, Batman, 63 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,570 你打过来是要加入联盟么? are you calling about joining the League? 64 00:04:47,623 --> 00:04:51,374 不, 我打过去是因为超人神秘得失踪了 No, I'm calling because Superman has mysteriously disappeared. 65 00:04:51,410 --> 00:04:55,745 他可能在任何地方, 也就意味着我们必须要找遍所有地方, 所以... He could be anywhere, which means we have to search everywhere, so... 66 00:04:55,797 --> 00:04:57,380 你在听么? Are you even listening to me? 67 00:04:57,416 --> 00:04:59,499 当然, 而且我还在画画 Of course, and I'm painting. 68 00:04:59,551 --> 00:05:02,836 我发现这个爱好对让我慢下来并享受生活很有帮助 I find this kind of hobby really helps me slow down and appreciate life. 69 00:05:02,838 --> 00:05:05,338 这叫一心多用. 不管怎么说, 很高兴能帮忙 It's called multi-tasking. Anyway, I'm happy to help. 70 00:05:05,340 --> 00:05:07,590 好吧, 我把我的坐标发给你 Fine, I'm sending you my coordinates. 71 00:05:07,643 --> 00:05:08,842 - 多久... - 我已经到了! - How soon... -I'm ready now! 72 00:05:08,894 --> 00:05:10,844 看, 我刚刚给你画了这个 Look, I just painted this for you. 73 00:05:10,896 --> 00:05:12,479 这会让这个洞穴明亮起来的 It will really brighten up the cave. 74 00:05:17,769 --> 00:05:20,186 - 醒醒, 醒醒, 超人 - 啊? - Wakey, wakey, Superman. - Uh? 75 00:05:20,939 --> 00:05:23,273 嘿, 我在哪儿? Hey, where am I? 76 00:05:23,325 --> 00:05:25,575 从阴影中走出来让我看看你 Come out of those shadows and show yourself. 77 00:05:32,701 --> 00:05:36,703 你刚刚握住的是含氪石的牢房栏杆 You just got your hands on kryptonite-laced cell bars. 78 00:05:36,755 --> 00:05:38,371 你是我的囚犯 You're my prisoner. 79 00:05:38,423 --> 00:05:39,622 你无路可逃 There is no escape. 80 00:05:47,549 --> 00:05:49,099 有什么要报告的么, 闪电侠? Anything to report, Flash? 81 00:05:49,718 --> 00:05:52,052 中国啥都没有 Nothing in China. 82 00:05:52,104 --> 00:05:54,604 瑞士啥都没有 Nothing in Switzerland. 83 00:05:54,639 --> 00:05:57,474 墨西哥啥都没有, 朋友, 但是看看这个, 搭档 Nothing in Mexico, amigo, but check it out, partner. 84 00:05:57,526 --> 00:05:59,526 我开始画风景了 I started doing landscapes. 85 00:06:02,114 --> 00:06:03,730 金字塔上有冰? Ice on the pyramids? 86 00:06:03,782 --> 00:06:05,398 这只意味着一件事 That could only mean one thing. 87 00:06:05,484 --> 00:06:07,400 你的老对手, 冷冻队长 Your old nemesis, Captain Cold, 88 00:06:07,486 --> 00:06:09,703 不怀好意 is up to no good. 89 00:06:09,738 --> 00:06:14,157 没错, 冷冻队长就在那儿, 正在攻击那个古代废墟的玩意 Yep, Captain Cold is right there, zapping that ancient ruin thingy. 90 00:06:14,242 --> 00:06:16,659 一个方尖碑 An obelisk. 91 00:06:16,712 --> 00:06:18,828 不管那是什么, 我不会让他得到的 Whatever it is, he's not going to get it. 92 00:06:19,381 --> 00:06:20,463 闪电侠, 等等! Flash, wait! 93 00:06:26,922 --> 00:06:28,254 哇哦, 哇哦, 哇哦, 哇哦! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 94 00:06:29,758 --> 00:06:30,757 哦! Ow! 95 00:06:49,327 --> 00:06:50,360 哦! Ow! 96 00:06:52,030 --> 00:06:53,780 我会收拾你的, 蝙蝠侠 I'll fix you, Batman. 97 00:07:09,965 --> 00:07:11,214 闪电侠! Flash! 98 00:07:11,299 --> 00:07:13,049 看到没, 如果你在联盟里 See that, if you were in the League, 99 00:07:13,135 --> 00:07:14,851 就能一直都像这样 it could be like this all the time. 100 00:07:17,389 --> 00:07:20,473 你不该在开车的时候说话, 速度小子 You shouldn't talk while driving, speedster. 101 00:07:20,525 --> 00:07:21,858 哦, 下场吧! Oh, quit it! 102 00:07:29,651 --> 00:07:32,118 没有蝙蝠标了. 没有蝙蝠标了 No more batarangs. No more batarangs. 103 00:07:38,827 --> 00:07:39,993 闪电侠! Flash! 104 00:07:49,187 --> 00:07:51,971 那应该会在我带着方尖碑离开之前让你好好冷静一下 That ought to help cool your heels while I make off with the obelisk. 105 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:04,734 什么! 怎么可能? What! How? 106 00:08:04,786 --> 00:08:07,454 你自然不可能知道我穿着我的 Naturally you couldn't know that I was wearing my special 107 00:08:07,489 --> 00:08:10,573 特殊超级加热外穿内裤 super thermo-heated over underwear. 108 00:08:10,625 --> 00:08:13,076 那我就把你的脑子变成雪泥! Then I'll turn your brain into a frozen slush! 109 00:08:19,634 --> 00:08:23,837 好消息是闪电侠的超级摩擦力把沙子变成了高反射性玻璃 Good thing Flash's super friction melted this sand into highly reflective glass. 110 00:08:28,643 --> 00:08:30,393 奇怪 Strange. 111 00:08:30,428 --> 00:08:32,395 亚特兰蒂斯的象形文字 Atlantean hieroglyphics. 112 00:08:35,433 --> 00:08:36,933 不见了! Gone! 113 00:08:36,985 --> 00:08:39,686 看来我不得不再找另一个人了 Looks like I'm forced to make another call. 114 00:08:45,026 --> 00:08:47,994 你呼叫了真正的水下帝王, 蝙蝠侠 You called the right undersea monarch, Batman. 115 00:08:48,029 --> 00:08:50,530 我不只是正义联盟的一个成员 I'm not just a member of the Justice League, 116 00:08:50,615 --> 00:08:52,499 顺带一说你真的应该加入 which you really ought to join by the way, 117 00:08:52,534 --> 00:08:55,585 我还是亚特兰蒂斯的王, 你知道 I'm also the King of Atlantis, you know. 118 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:59,956 想要知道关于我王国的任何事, 只要找我就行了 Want to find out anything about my realm, I'm the guy to talk to. 119 00:09:00,008 --> 00:09:03,459 就像你已经提过的那样, 海王, 一遍又一遍 So you've mentioned, Aquaman, repeatedly. 120 00:09:05,096 --> 00:09:07,263 10点钟方向发现奇怪的能量读数 I've got strange energy readings at 10 o'clock. 121 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,551 是我的老敌人, 黑蝠鲼 It's my old foe, Black Manta, 122 00:09:11,603 --> 00:09:17,724 试图要从某个古老的海神之类的雕像上都走那个干草叉一样的东西 trying to steal that pitchfork thingy from a statue of some old sea god or something. 123 00:09:17,776 --> 00:09:19,943 波塞冬的神圣三叉戟? The sacred trident of Poseidon? 124 00:09:19,978 --> 00:09:22,562 对, 就是那个! Yes, that's it! 125 00:09:22,614 --> 00:09:26,566 我知道那个. 我们有一大堆的神 I knew that. We have a lot of gods. 126 00:09:27,903 --> 00:09:31,654 放下那个干草叉, 呃, 啊, 三叉戟, 黑蝠鲼! Put down that pitchfork, err, uh, trident, Manta! 127 00:09:32,991 --> 00:09:34,207 进攻! Attack! 128 00:09:36,995 --> 00:09:40,296 我的海洋生物心灵感应会阻止这次进攻 My sea creature telepathy will halt this attack. 129 00:09:44,219 --> 00:09:46,419 看来这些鲨鱼不听我的 These sharks don't seem to be obeying me. 130 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,089 海洋之王可在这儿呢! Sea King over here! 131 00:09:50,592 --> 00:09:52,842 海洋之王! Sea King! 132 00:09:52,894 --> 00:09:55,762 没用的, 海王, 这些是机器鲨鱼 It's no use, Aquaman, they're robosharks. 133 00:09:55,764 --> 00:09:57,931 我来把它们引走. 你阻止黑蝠鲼 I'll lead them away. You stop Manta. 134 00:09:57,933 --> 00:10:01,434 别担心, 我会很快解决他的 Don't worry, I'll finish him off quickly. 135 00:10:01,436 --> 00:10:02,852 解-决 Fin-ish, 136 00:10:02,904 --> 00:10:04,270 明白? get it? 137 00:10:09,611 --> 00:10:11,611 我经常这样失去蝙蝠潜艇 I lose more Batsubs this way. 138 00:10:12,831 --> 00:10:13,830 小心手雷 Fire in the hole. 139 00:10:16,284 --> 00:10:18,284 三, 二, 一 Three, two, one. 140 00:10:23,675 --> 00:10:25,625 这永远都不会是你的, 黑蝠鲼 It will never be yours, Manta. 141 00:10:25,677 --> 00:10:29,345 这支三叉戟是古代亚特兰蒂斯的宝贵象征 This trident is a precious symbol of ancient Atlantis. 142 00:10:33,685 --> 00:10:36,886 同时, 它还让波塞冬的雕像不会倒下来 Also, it keeps the statue of Poseidon from falling over. 143 00:11:14,843 --> 00:11:16,309 哈, 哈, 哈, 哈! Ha, ha, ha, ha! 144 00:11:16,344 --> 00:11:18,811 让你好好学点教训, 黑蝠鲼! Let that be a lesson to you, Manta! 145 00:11:18,847 --> 00:11:21,898 亚特兰蒂斯之王永远... The King of Atlantis always... 146 00:11:21,933 --> 00:11:23,733 呃, 我感觉不太好 Uh, I don't feel so good. 147 00:11:28,106 --> 00:11:31,107 我的, 我的, 我的! Mine, mine, mine! 148 00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:33,826 而且这一次再没人阻止我了 And there's no one to stop me this time. 149 00:11:33,862 --> 00:11:34,944 什么? What? 150 00:11:36,748 --> 00:11:38,164 你输了, 黑蝠鲼 You lose, Manta. 151 00:11:40,502 --> 00:11:42,535 我怎么了? What's happening to me? 152 00:11:42,537 --> 00:11:44,203 蝙蝠侠, 阻止它! Batman, stop it! 153 00:11:49,127 --> 00:11:51,627 越来越古怪了 Curiouser and curiouser. 154 00:11:54,215 --> 00:11:57,884 蝙蝠电脑, 定位正义联盟成员, 神奇女侠和钢骨 Bat computer, locate Justice League members, Wonder Woman and Cyborg. 155 00:12:00,438 --> 00:12:01,938 我是个傻瓜 I was a fool. 156 00:12:02,023 --> 00:12:05,058 这些状况不过是对真正罪行的掩饰 These steps were merely camouflage for the real crime, 157 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:08,945 对整个正义联盟的绑架 the kidnapping of the entire Justice League. 158 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:11,397 除掉超人, 闪电侠和海王之后 With Superman, Flash and Aquaman eliminated, 159 00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:14,734 神奇女侠和钢骨一定就是下一个目标 Wonder Woman and Cyborg must be the next targets. 160 00:12:16,154 --> 00:12:18,404 下一站, 大都会 Next stop, Metropolis. 161 00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:24,827 啊, 就和我预想的一样. 麻烦 Ah, just as I suspected. Trouble. 162 00:12:26,798 --> 00:12:31,551 关掉电源, 机器男孩, 要不然我的动力装甲就切断你的电路 Power down, robot boy, or my power armor will sever your circuits. 163 00:12:31,586 --> 00:12:33,336 我的名字是钢骨 The name's Cyborg. 164 00:12:34,639 --> 00:12:36,139 掩护的漂亮, 菜鸟 Nice cover fire, rookie. 165 00:12:51,773 --> 00:12:54,574 我的天, 是蝙蝠侠! OMG, it's Batman! 166 00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:56,743 蝙蝠侠! Batman! 167 00:12:56,778 --> 00:13:00,747 工作第一天我就遇到了那个黑暗骑士 First day on the job and I'm meeting the Dark Knight. 168 00:13:00,782 --> 00:13:04,333 伟大的赫拉啊, 钢骨! 专注在眼前的工作上 Great Hera, Cyborg! Keep focus on the job at hand. 169 00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:07,670 我想你到这儿是想请求加入正义联盟的许可的 I suppose you are here to beg admittance into the Justice League. 170 00:13:07,705 --> 00:13:11,124 I'm not joining your superhero club, Wonder Woman. 171 00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:22,018 Rest in pieces, Loser League. 172 00:13:26,641 --> 00:13:30,109 Ah, and now my prize. 173 00:13:30,145 --> 00:13:32,645 BATMAN: The famous Daily Planet Globe. 174 00:13:32,697 --> 00:13:34,864 Buy why on earth do you want that, Lex? 175 00:13:34,949 --> 00:13:36,649 I don't want it at all, 176 00:13:36,651 --> 00:13:41,320 but my anonymous benefactor has promised me the world for it. 177 00:13:43,074 --> 00:13:46,325 Well, I can guarantee you a world of hurt for it, Luther. 178 00:13:53,835 --> 00:13:56,335 Head in the game, do-gooder. 179 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,478 Desperate times call for desperate actions. 180 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:12,066 Ha, Batman's about to become Splatman. 181 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:31,335 Easy as taking candy from a baby. 182 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:36,591 Except when this baby is Batman. 183 00:14:38,928 --> 00:14:40,228 Why you! 184 00:14:51,241 --> 00:14:52,857 And that's that. 185 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:56,360 The entire newly formed Justice League gone. 186 00:14:56,446 --> 00:15:00,498 The only good news, I now know who's behind it all. 187 00:15:03,419 --> 00:15:05,203 The disappearance of the monuments 188 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,255 of the Justice League were just framework crimes, 189 00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:10,208 like two slices of bread on an evil sandwich 190 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:13,511 and the baloney in the center of that sandwich is me. 191 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,347 The mastermind behind this sandwich 192 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:21,052 must be hiding at the last place I'd ever want to go, 193 00:15:21,104 --> 00:15:22,720 the Hall of Justice. 194 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:33,531 Just as I suspected, a Batman museum. 195 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,569 There's only one being who uniquely combines 196 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:42,740 nearly unlimited power and a fanatical obsession with me. 197 00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:45,743 Show yourself, Bat-Mite! 198 00:15:46,996 --> 00:15:50,047 So, Batman, you figured it out. 199 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,382 I knew you... 200 00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:59,006 Sorry, I had a frog in my throat. 201 00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,509 As I was saying, I knew you would. 202 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:05,146 You're Batman, the best hero ever. 203 00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:07,431 And I'll prove it. Behold. 204 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,652 Batman! Thank the Lasso. 205 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,437 Four hundred million and... 206 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:16,741 Oh, hey! Are you here to talk about joining the League? 207 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,610 Batman doesn't need your stupid Justice League. 208 00:16:19,662 --> 00:16:21,279 Even without powers, 209 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,582 he'll prove he's better than all of you combined by saving you 210 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,869 from my incredibly overcomplicated death trap! 211 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,588 As you can see, 212 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,875 as soon as the Daily Planet Globe rotates far enough, 213 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,843 it will knock over the obelisk, 214 00:16:35,879 --> 00:16:39,096 which catapults the trident into the giant penny, 215 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,632 sending it rolling over the dinosaur's tail, 216 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,968 causing it to release the drawstring in its mouth, 217 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:47,638 Which drops the curtain exposing that window. 218 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,558 Sunlight now falls on the giant gem, 219 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:54,478 which acts as a focusing lens for the death ray, 220 00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:58,649 aimed right at the helpless so-called heroes! 221 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,485 Gentlemen, Wonder Woman, 222 00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:03,821 this is Bat-Mite, a mischievous, 223 00:17:03,873 --> 00:17:06,407 nearly omnipotent interdimensional imp, 224 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,160 my biggest and most misguided fan. 225 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:10,461 Don't worry. 226 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:14,498 Yes, Justice League, you needn't worry. 227 00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:16,500 Though you're hopelessly trapped, 228 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:20,504 -the great Batman is going to... -Do nothing. 229 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:24,141 -What? -I'm done being your toy, Bat-Mite. 230 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:27,395 The Justice League is to be released immediately. 231 00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:31,933 Their superpowers are the key to undoing all that is wrong in our world. 232 00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:35,069 Ha, they couldn't escape my death trap. 233 00:17:35,104 --> 00:17:38,906 Only because you're magic unfairly counters their superpowers. 234 00:17:38,942 --> 00:17:41,859 Unfair, un-schmair. 235 00:17:41,945 --> 00:17:43,444 You better save them, Batman. 236 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,079 Clock is ticking. 237 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:52,536 Batman's doing nothing to save us from the death trap. 238 00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:54,755 No, Aquaman, don't you see? 239 00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:57,375 Batman is distracting Bat-Mite. 240 00:17:57,427 --> 00:17:59,627 He said superpowers are the key. 241 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,930 And Bat-Mite's magic counters our superpowers. 242 00:18:02,966 --> 00:18:04,181 Of course! 243 00:18:20,783 --> 00:18:22,400 Fine, don't save them. 244 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,701 See if I care. 245 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,404 You're still the best superhero in the universe, 246 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,073 because even when I take away your utility belt, 247 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:32,793 I take away your cool vehicles, I take away your mask, 248 00:18:32,829 --> 00:18:35,997 you still win because... 249 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,915 You're Batman. 250 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,056 I... 251 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,891 I can't believe it. 252 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,726 You let them be blown up. 253 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,394 Not quite, Bat-Mite. 254 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:54,732 How? 255 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,100 Instant replay. 256 00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:01,605 Your cage was only designed to contain our superpowers. 257 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,075 So we escaped in a non-super way, 258 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,444 we simply opened the door. 259 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:13,000 Thank you, Bat-Mite. 260 00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:15,336 Sure, no problem, Batman... 261 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,455 Thank you for what? 262 00:19:17,507 --> 00:19:21,509 For helping me see how childish I was being about insisting I work alone. 263 00:19:21,544 --> 00:19:23,878 It took someone to keep me out of the Justice League 264 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:27,515 to make me realize how important it is that I be a part of it... 265 00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:29,767 If you'll still have me as a member? 266 00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:32,470 I knew you'd come around. 267 00:19:33,222 --> 00:19:34,972 Welcome to the team! 268 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,476 -This is really great. -We're unbeatable now. 269 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,111 Hey, welcome aboard. 270 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:44,031 You ruined everything and you'll all pay. 271 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,654 Round two, Justice jerks. 272 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,743 Okay, you crumby villains, get 'em! 273 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,378 That was awesome! 274 00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:52,099 Best show I ever saw. 275 00:20:52,135 --> 00:20:55,219 Why should I be a superfan for just one hero, 276 00:20:55,304 --> 00:20:58,272 when I can root for an entire team? 277 00:20:58,307 --> 00:21:00,691 Huzzah! Justice League! 278 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:08,149 Wait, so that little menace is obsessed with all of us from now on? 279 00:21:08,201 --> 00:21:09,567 What does that even mean? 280 00:21:09,619 --> 00:21:12,570 It means you'll have to expect the unexpected. 281 00:21:12,622 --> 00:21:15,039 You mean like Batman getting over his suspicions 282 00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:17,491 and becoming my new best friend? 283 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,795 Now that I've joined the Justice League, 284 00:21:21,831 --> 00:21:26,000 I'll be able to keep a close eye on this superpowered alien.