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Morning, beautiful. 早上好，真好看
Course, I'll send someone up as soon as I can, OK? Bye. 当然，我会尽快派人上去，OK？拜
You're very late, 你迟大到了
it's been crazy down here. We've had a call. 这下面要抓狂了，我们接到电话了
Sorry.
Oh, God! Oh.
Are you all right? 没事吧你？
Are you poorly? 不舒服吗？
No, it's just, it's just a bad bra. 没有，只是，只是胸罩出状况
It's the only one I had handy this morning and it's really terrible, 今早我手头就只有这一个，糟透了
it's pinching into my sides 夹痛我两肋了
and the straps are digging into my shoulders. 带子又勒住我的肩膀
All that and it's not even giving my breasts proper support! 坏成这样，而且还没给我的胸部适当的承托
It's killing me. 搞死我了
Oh, Moss.
- Oh, I'm sorry, are you OK? - What happened? - 噢，对不起，你没事吧？ - 发生什么了？
Sometimes I forget I'm not just working with other women. 有时候我会忘了我不是和女人们共事
No, it's my fault, I really ought to be able to listen 不，这是我的错，我确实应该学会听
to a woman talking about bras without... 女人谈论自己的bra而不会……
Hello, good morning, here I am. Here we go. Hello，早上好，我在这。开始吧
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry, the first time I wasn't expecting you 哦，对不起。第一次是我不希望你
to start talking about bras and then, bra事开讲，然后
the second time, it just came as a bit of surprise 第二次，居然是
to hear myself talking about them. 听到我自己说它
It's been a rollercoaster. 真是过山车啊
Why don't you just have a lie down in there? 你还是过去躺会儿吧
Morning.
God, I feel rough. 我没睡好
Good stag? 男人聚会？
Yeah, you know, standard stag. 耶，标准的公聚
I may have got a little bit drunk towards the end there. 到最后我可能有点醉了
Oh, well what kind of celebration 噢，如果你没有喝倒
would it be if you didn't pass out at some point? 那该怎么庆祝啊？
Yeah, thank God nobody noticed. 耶，谢天谢地没人注意到
How do you know I passed out? 你怎么知道我喝倒的？
I'm a bit psychic sometimes, and I bet you came straight from 有时候我会通灵。还有我赌你是直接
the party as well, didn't you? 从聚会那里过来的，对吧？
Oh, that's easy, I'm wearing the same clothes. 哦，那太简单了，我穿着同一件衣服
Roy, I was trying to remember how Roy，我在绞尽脑汁想记起
that song goes, The Locomotion, do you remember that song? Locomotion那首歌怎么唱，你记得起吗？ (Locomotion=运动=Atomic Kitten的一首歌)
- Yeah, course I remember. - How's it go again? - 耶，我当然记得 - 怎么唱？
You know it, you must know it. 你知道的，你肯定知道的
No, no, no. It's -
It is a funny song. 好有趣的歌啊
- You all right there? - Yep, - 你没事吧 - 耶
it's just a bad bra. Bra坏了
Right,
I have got to go, 我要走了
heads of department meeting. 部门主管会议
After last week's fiasco, I need to make a good impression. 上周的惨败之后，我需要给大家留个好印象
We didn't think you'd believe us. 我们不认为你相信过我们
If you'd just stopped to think about it for one second 如果你有过停下来想一下
you'd have realised that it wasn't true. 你就会明白不是那样子
I don't think that's true. 我不觉得是那样子
With all due respect, John, I am Head of IT. 恕我冒犯，John，我是IT部的头
And I have it on good authority. 这方面我是权威
If you type Google 如果你输入Google
into Google, 进入Google
you can break the Internet, 你会破坏掉互联网
so please... 所以拜托……
... no-one try it, ……大家别去试
even for a joke. 玩玩也不行
It's not a laughing matter, you can break the Internet. 这可不是搞笑的，你会破坏互联网
You don't know what those meetings are like, they are murder. 你不知道那些会议的情况，他们是凶手
It does you no harm to look a little foolish from time to time. 对你来说，有时看起来有点死蠢也没什么坏处
Roy, there's... something I should let you know. Roy，有些事情我该让你知道
What? 什么事？
Stephanie called earlier. Stephanie早些时候打过电话
Douglas needs someone to take a look at his computer. Douglas需要有人去帮他看看电脑
No, no, no, no, no, get Moss to do it. 不，不，不，不，不，让Moss去干
Oh, Moss isn't feeling too well and besides, of the two of you, 哦，Moss不太舒服，而且，你们两人中
you're the expert. 你是专家
The Ordinary Boys, (Ordinary Boys=一般男生=英国乐队)
where do they get these crazy names? 他们怎么想出这么秀逗的名字的
Entrare.
I'm Roy, IT. 我是Roy，IT部的
My computer's, my computer's broken... 我的电脑，我的电脑坏了……
I have to say that's a really wild look. 我不得不说，那真是一个癫狂的造型啊
You know, things are moving just so fast, I can't keep up. 不是我不明白，这世界变化快
First, The Ordinary Boys, and now this. 先是“一般男生”，现在是这个
Should I check it out? 要我查查吗？
Great, yeah. 好，耶
Let's get started, shall we? 我们开始吧，好吗？
What? 啊？
What needs my expertise? 我的专业技术
You did say you were with IT, didn't you? 你确实说过你是IT部的，对吧？
Yeah.
Come on, Mr Renow, while I'm down here. I may as well get to work. 快点，Renow先生，既然我在这下面，最好尽早开始工作
OK, I'm gonna move over here. OK，我挪到这边
Sure.
I can see where you've been having problems. 我知道你哪里遇到问题了
See, this isn't actually a computer. 看，这竟然不是一台电脑
It's a brief case. 是一个公文包
- Excellent. - I'll have one sent up. - 强 - 我送一台上来
I admire you, Roy. 我仰慕你，Roy
You've got the guts to stand up in what you believe in. 你有勇气坚持你的信仰
OK, see you then. OK，回见
Good luck. 祝你好运
Which means that we now have 这意味着我们现在有
the cleanest toilets of any legal department in London. 全伦敦所有合法部门里最干净的卫生间了
Thank you.
Well done, James, 干得好，James
you managed to speak for eight minutes without actually saying anything. 你设法说够8分钟，其实啥都没说
- I think that... - what. - 我想说…… - 什么
What? 什么？
No, nothing. 没，没事
Who's next? Right, Jen, OK, what's going on down in middle earth? 下一个谁是谁？哦，Jen。OK，地球中间将会发生什么？
Thank you, John, and, prepare to be astonished 谢谢，John。还有，大家准备大吃一惊吧
because I have discovered four ways 因为我发现了四种方法
to increase our online visibility without spending a single penny. 一分钱都不用花，却能够提高我们的网上知名度
Number one... 第一种……
Excuse me, sorry... 对不起……
Number one... 第一种……
You bloody thing. 该死的
For God's sake! 哇靠！
Bloody thing, bloody pain in the arse. 该死的，疼死了
I'm a woman. 我是女的
It's really pinching my sides, 夹痛我两肋了
the straps are digging into my shoulders. 带子勒住我的肩膀
Eh, Moss, look, I'm a woman. 呃，Moss，看，我是女的
And I love you, Moss, I love you. 我爱你，Moss，我爱你
The straps are digging into my shoulders. 带子勒住我的肩膀
They're not giving my breasts proper support, 没给我的胸部适当的承托
proper support, proper support. 适当的承托，适当的承托
Hang on a second. 等一下
Moss妈的卧室，凌晨2点
I've done it. 我做到了
- Hello. - Hello, Jen.
Who is this? 谁？
That's not important right now. 那不重要
Well, it says Moss on my phone. 哼，和我通话的是Moss
Yes, all right, it's me. 好吧，是我
Why are you disguising your voice? 为什么要变声？
Because if someone is listening in on this conversation, 因为如果有人偷听这趟通话
I don't want them to know my identity. 我不想让他们知道我的身份
But they know now. 可他们现在知道了
Yes, thanks.
So why don't you use your normal voice, now? 那现在干嘛不用回你的正常声音呢？
It's attached to the phone, I'd have to hang up... 它连在电话上，我只能先挂……
Look, just listen to me. 听着，你听我说
Why don't you just come in and speak to me? 你干吗不直接进来跟我说？
You're ruining... You're ruining everything. 你在毁掉……你在毁掉一切
What do you want, Moss? 你想要什么，Moss？
Take your top off, Jen. 把上衣脱掉，Jen
Sorry? 啥？
You heard me, take your top off. 你听到的，脱掉你的上衣
- What's this all about anyway? - You'll see. - 这是干吗？ - 你会知道的
Is this another one of your inventions? 这是你的另一个发明吗？
Maybe. 可能
What was the last one? Oh, yeah. 上个是什么？哦耶
A ladder to help moths escape from the bath. 一个帮飞蛾从浴室逃走的梯子
How's that useful? 那东西怎么有用？
How's that not useful? 那东西怎么没用？
Moths don't get stuck in baths. 飞蛾不会在浴室里粘住
Yes, they do. 它们会的
Even if that were true, 就算是真的吧
it's just not in their nature to learn how to use a ladder. 它们天生本来就学不会怎么用梯子啊
They have wings. 它们有翅膀
When a moth thinks about travelling vertically upwards, 当一只飞蛾想垂直向上行进
a ladder 梯子
is just the last thing they would think of. 是它们会考虑的最后一样东西
Moss, I don't like to be negative about it, but... Moss，我不想那么消极，但是……
everything you invent is worthless. 你发明的所有东西都是没价值的
Ah, well, prepare to put mustard on those words, 啊，准备好放芥末到那些话上
for you will soon be consuming them, 因为你马上就要吃回去了
along with this slice of humble pie 连同这片耻辱饼
that comes direct from the oven of shame 从羞愧烤炉直接拿出来
set at gas mark egg-on-your-face. 用蠢脸牌煤气烧制
I sort of forget what I was talking about. 我好像忘了我在说什么
Ah, here's Jen. Oh, that's it, it's a bra. I've made a brilliant bra. 啊，Jen来了。噢，bra。我做了件绝世好bra
How are ye? 你感觉怎样？
Is it, er, comfortable? 它，呃，舒服吗？
This is possibly the most comfortable bra I have ever worn. 这可能是我穿过的最舒服的bra了
Donning clothes over a bad bra 在一件差bra外穿衣服
is like building a house without laying a foundation. 就如没有打地基就建房子
It's just a false economy and an ill-fitting bra 这是错误的节约，不合身的bra
could well ruin your otherwise painstakingly-selected ensemble. 会毁掉你其它方面费心挑选的整体效果
You really know your stuff. 你真在行
- Thank you. - Google? - 谢谢 - Google出来的？
Jen, Roy, bad bras are more than just a nuisance, Jen，Roy，差bra不只是讨厌
they're a menace. 而且是危险
Years of wearing a bad bra 常年穿差bra
can contribute to upper back and shoulder pain. 会引起上背和肩膀疼痛
It can even lead to headaches. 甚至可能导致头痛
So what makes this bra different?. 什么令这bra如此不同？
It can never go bad. 它不会变差
What do you mean? 什么意思？
Tiny elements of fissilca rub together to prevent the fabric 高科技超细成分摩擦在一起以阻止织物
from resting too long in any one position. 长时间停留在同一个位置
It's a living bra. 它是一个活的bra
The effect would be rather like having a large pair of man's hands 其效果就如一对男人的大手
holding the breasts in position. 在适当的位置握住乳房
But the bra will go bad, all bras go bad. 可这bra会变差的，所有的bra都会变差
Not this one, Jen. But don't take my word for it, take it out for a spin. 这个不会，Jen。不过别信我，尽管拿去用
So what's it called? 那它叫什么？
I call it the Abracada-bra! 我叫它做“阿巴卡达bra” (abracadebra本身有咒语、胡说八道的意思)
You are kidding me. 你在哄我
- No. - You're really going on Dragons' Den? - 没有 - 你真的要去参加《赢在英国》？ (Dragons' Den=BBC的一档创业比赛节目)
I've got an interview today with the producers at the BBC. 今天我和BBC的制作人有个会面
Oh, that is just huge. You're gonna be on telly. 强啊，你要上电视了
But you've got to keep this under your respective hats 可是你要用别的身份
so if anyone asks for me, my name is Stephen Jennal. 如果有人问起我，我叫Stephen Jennal
Why Stephen Jennal? 为什么是Stephen Jennal？
If my calculations are correct, this could be the only bra 如果我的计算正确，这可能是女人
a woman need ever buy. 一辈子需要买的唯一一件bra
Do you know what Playtex would do to me if they knew about the Abracada-bra? 如果Playtex知道了阿巴卡达bra，你知道他们会怎么对我的 (Playtext=著名意大利内衣品牌)
what would they do? 他们会怎样？
They would kill me. 他们会杀了我
I don't know if they'd kill you, Moss. 我不觉得他们会杀你，Moss
Playtex have changed a lot over the last few years. 最近几年Playtext改变了很多了
Nonetheless, I want complete secrecy on this one, 虽然如此，我想完全保密
so if anyone asks for me, my name is Stephen Fennal. 所以如果有人问起我，我叫Stephen Fennal
I chose Stephen Fennal because it's easy to remember. 我选Stephen Fennal因为它好记
Right. Except, well, you did say Stephen Jennal earlier. 对。除了，嗯，你刚才是说Stephen Jennal
Smoke and mirrors, Roy. Is it Fennel? Is it Jennal? 烟幕弹，Roy。Fennel乎？Jennal乎？
If I don't know, how will they? 如果我都搞不清楚，他们更晕菜了
Who am I, Roy? I'm a ghost. I'm a shadow. I'm gone. 我是谁，Roy？我是鬼。我是影子。我是空
Hello, Moss speaking. Hello，我是Moss
Well done, good presentation. 干得好，很好的介绍
- Thanks, James. - Jen, a word. - 谢谢，James - Jen，聊几句
Got Helen Bewley coming in tomorrow. Do you know who she is? Helen Bewley明天会过来。你知道她是谁吧？
Of course I do. 我当然知道
She's just been made head of BHDR Industries, 她刚当了BHDR工业的头
so obviously we need to make friends. 所以很明显我们需要交上朋友
I know, BHDR Industries, they're the top makers of that product 我知道，BHDR工业，他们是那产品的顶级生产商
that has something to do with our company. 我们公司要用到的
Exactly. 对极了
I want you up front at that meeting. 我想这次会议你打头阵
We can't have Helen going back to BHDR saying Renham Industries 我们不能让Helen回去BHDR说我们Renham工业
is just a boys' club. 只是一个男生俱乐部
- How does that sound? - Sounds great. - 感觉如何？ - 太好了
All right, see you tomorrow. 那好，明天见
Stephen Premmal?
Oh, hello. Yeah, I'm Stephen Premmal. 哦，hello，耶。我是Stephen Premmal
I think. 好像是
You're very late. Quick. 你迟到很多了。快点
Hello, Stephen Premmel. I'm afraid I'm very late. Hello，Stephen Premmel。恐怕我迟到很多了
What exactly, um, is...? 到底是……嗯……什么……？
Gavin Briers here with developments in North Korea. 这里是Gavin Briers。来谈北朝鲜的发展
It's five years since the war in Iraq began. 伊拉克战争开始已经5年了
The conflict rages on with no hope of a solution in sight. 冲突依然持续，并且看不到解决的希望
I'm joined by Stephen Premmel, Stephen Premmel加入了
a spokesman for the Ministry of Defence. Mr Premmel? 他是国防部的发言人。Premmel先生？
Hello.
Iraq is a gigantic and bloody mess, isn't it? 伊拉克是一个巨大的血腥的混乱，对吧？
Yes.
Well, how do you explain it? 嗯，你怎么解释呢？
Well, we shouldn't have gone to war. 嗯，我们本不该开战的
You think the original invasion was a mistake? 你认为一开始的入侵是一个错误？
Oh, yes.
I'm astonished you should agree to this so readily 你欣然同意这观点让我非常吃惊
when your department must take a lot of the blame. 你的部门会得到很多责备
What? We didn't do anything. 啊？我们啥都没干
You raised no objection in the run up to the war. 发起战争时你没有异议
Yes, I did. I signed a petition. 我有，我在一份请愿书上签字了
Sorry? 抱歉？
I'm sorry, I'm confused. When can I start talking about my bra? 对不起，我晕了。什么时候可以开始谈我的bra？
Jen, can you bring me the prototype when you're ready? Jen，有机会帮我把那原型带给我
There are a couple of glitches I need to iron out. 有些小故障我要修复
Sure. Guess who I'm about to meet now. 好的。猜猜我要去和谁开会？
Helen Bewley.
Oh, come on. She took that football team to court 哦，拜托。她把那足球队告上法庭
for institutional sexism, won massive damages, 理由是性别歧视，赢了大笔的赔偿金
and now she's Head CEO at BHDR Industries. 现在她是BHDR工业的CEO
It's all right. I kinda switched off after the word football. 行吧。足球那个词之后我有些走神了
Did you see it? Is he in? 你看到了？他在里面吗？
Is he...? 他在……？
There I am, 我说呢
catching up with the news events of the day, 追看今日新闻事件
when who should appear upon my television screen? 谁该出现在我的电视屏幕上？
It's only the Ministry of Defence. 国防部的
The news, Dragons' Den, you're all over the schedules. 新闻，《赢在英国》，你跳票了
I'm sorry, Moss, are you really sure you're ready to go on Dragons' Den? 真遗憾，Moss，你真的想继续参加《赢在英国》？
Yes, it's a brilliant product. 是的，那是一个绝世好产品
Don't get me wrong. You have got the science down 别误会我的意思。你对科学很在行
but it's all the other stuff, isn't it? 可这是别的行当，对吧？
- What other stuff? - OK, well... - 什么别的行当？ - OK，呃……
OK, well, let's say this staple is science, OK，呃，我们说这订书钉是科学
you're good at this. 你对这很擅长
What you're not so good at 而你不太擅长的呢
is everything else in the world. 则是这个世界上的其他任何东西
That's where I come in. 于是我来了
I can help you with all this other stuff, 我能帮助你处理别的事情
you know, give you some tips on business and presentation, 给你一些商业和演示的点子
leaving you free to concentrate on this. 把你解放出来专注于这里
- What's in it for you? - A cut. - 你要什么？ - 股份
All right, you're in for half a percent. 好吧，给你千分之五
25%.
Half a percent. 千分之五
Deal. 成交
OK, first thing we need to do OK，我们要做的第一件事
is buy the rights for the word Abracada-bra. 是买起阿巴卡达bra这个词的权利
Agreed, but before that, we've got to sort out the overheating problem. 同意，不过在此之前，我们先要解决掉过热的故障
Overheating problem? 过热故障？
Yes, it's got a very, very, serious overheating problem. 是的，有一个非常，非常，严重的过热故障
I'll have it sorted by next week. Just need to get it back off Jen. 我将在下周内解决，只需要还给Jen
Which has lead to significant gains 这导致了此领域的重要增长
in this area and an overall yield of 22%. 整体产量增长22%
Thank you very much. Jen, is it? 非常感谢。Jen，对吧？
Yes, Miss Bewley. 是的，Bewley女士
Please, Helen. 叫我Helen吧
As the only 2 women in the room, we can dispense with formalities, don't you? 作为此房间内唯有的两名女性，我们可以免除礼节，对吧？
Renham Industries has come a long way in the past few years 过去几年Renham工业改变了不少
if a young woman like this can blossom within its walls. 所以这样的年轻女性才能在它墙内绽放
I remember when the atmosphere here here was a lot less conducive 我记得以前这里的气氛不利于
to what I can remember one executive calling "working skirt". 产生一个穿裙子的高层
Yes. Well, I think we're all a little older and a little wiser now, Helen. 是的，呃，我想我们都老了一些、聪明一些了，Helen
One would hope so. 希望如此
Are you OK, Jen? 你没事吧，Jen？
My tits. 我的乳头
Oh, my tits are hot. 哦，我的乳头发烫
They're really, really hot. 它们真的，真的很烫
Oh, my tits are on fire. 哦，我的乳头着火了
Yep, my tits are on fire. 耶，我的乳头着火了
They are on fire. My tits are on fire! 它们着火了。我的乳头着火了！
Oh, yeah! All right! 哦，耶！太好了！
- 40%. - 20%.
40. 40?!
You owe me. Helen Bewley has gone away thinking I was a stripper 你欠我的。Helen Bewley走的时候以为我是脱衣舞娘
hired as a prank. 雇来做花瓶的
But 40%, Jen, be reasonable. 可是40%，Jen，给我理由
I have two black rings around here. 我这里有两个黑圈
I could sue you and get everything. 我能告你全家
- All right, all right. - Good, thank you. - 好吧，好吧 - 太好了，谢谢你
Now, I can concentrate on your presentation. 现在我能专心准备你的演示了
- I'm doing presentation. - Where did you get pizza? - 由我来准备演示 - 哪来的比萨？
Some idiot left it in the toilet. 某些傻瓜留在卫生间
I am doing presentation. 我来做演示
No, hold on. Moss is my best friend, and I'm damned if I'm... 不，等等。Moss是我最好的朋友，如果我……
- Do something else. - Like what? - 做些别的事情 - 比如？
I don't know. Fitness. 我不知道。健身吧
Fitness?! 健身？！
People do need to be fit to go on Dragons' Den. 参加《赢在英国》的人都要身材好
Come on, Moss, you're keeping the dragons waiting. 快点，Moss，我等到花儿也谢了
Hey, Jen, Roy.
You look amazing. 帅呆了
Thank you.
And you sorted out the overheating problem? 过热故障解决了？
I'm completely sure that I've absolutely sorted out 确定一定以及肯定
the overheating problem, yes. 过热？没门
Unless I've made it even worse. 除非我把它搞得更糟
How do you feel? Do you feel ready? 感觉如何？准备就绪了吗？
My middle name is ready. No, that doesn't sound right. 我小名叫“就绪”。不，不好听
I eat ready for breakfast. 我吃就绪做早餐
OK, maybe don't talk too much. Let the product do the talking. OK，别说太多话，让产品说话
What do I do when they want me to do the talking? 如果他们想我说话，我该怎么办？
- You're scaring him. - Don't be scared, Moss. - 你吓到他了 - 别害怕，Moss
This is one of the biggest moments of your life. 这是你生命中最重要的时刻之一
You cannot get nervous now because if you do, Moss, 你现在不能紧张，Moss，否则
it'll be a disaster, a disaster! 会是灾难，灾难！
Shut up! 住嘴！
I don't want to do it. I feel trapped, like a moth in a bath. 我不想干了。我被套了，就像浴室里的飞蛾
Moss, we're already late. Moss，我们已经迟到了
Will you come on with me? 你们跟我一起去吧
- What? - Please. - 啊？ - 拜托
Oh, actually, maybe it's just the thing. 哦，确实，也许这是王道
If Helen Bewley sees it, she'll realise I'm a proper professional, 如果Helen Bewley看到了，会知道我是正当的专业人员
and not a member of the sex industry. You sure? 而不是一个性产业的从业人员。你确定吗？
I'm positive. You can do presentation. 确定。你来做演示
And I'll do fitness. 我做健身
'Jen, Roy and Morris are IT professionals with Renham Industries. Jen、Roy和Morris是Renham工业的IT专业人员
'They walk up the stairs 他们走上楼
and across the room. 穿过房间
'They nod at the dragons. 他们向评委点头
'One of them, Morris, puts a case on a chair. 他们中的一员，Morris，把一个箱子放在凳子上
'The dragons are beside piles of money, with pens.' 评委们在钱堆旁，手拿着笔
Women in the workplace... 工作场所的女性
Take your time. 放松
Women working in a workplace environment... 在工作场所环境中工作的女性
work in workplaces... 在工作场所工作
where they work... 她们工作的地方
and as a woman, 而且作为一个女性
and as a woman, as a worker, 作为一个女性，作为一个工人
as a woman worker who... 作为一个女性工人
works in the workplace... 在工作场所工作
Sorry, bit of asthma. 对不起，有点哮喘
We are looking for 400,000 for 2%. We'd welcome your questions. 我们希望40万元卖出2%的股份。欢迎提问
Wow, this music sounds like it comes from space. 哇，这音乐挺起来像是从太空来的
- Yeah, mate. - It does. - 耶，兄弟 - 真的
Ordinary boys they ain't. 一般男生就不是
I'm having a good time. Yeah. 我很开心，耶
This is good, good shit. 真真是好，好狗屎 �