瞧瞧这是谁呀 Wow, look at you.
怎么了 因为眼镜吗 戴隐形太难受了 What? Oh my glasses. My contacts were killing me.
怎么 看着很丑吗 Why? Did it look bad?
怎么会 我超爱你戴眼镜的样子 Bad? I love when you wear glasses.
你根本猜不到有多少草泥马在我脑海中奔腾 In fact, you'll never guess what I'm thinking right now.
你想玩坏坏图书管理员大干好好学生的游戏吗 You wanna play naughty librarian and booky shark attack?
没错 Yes!
但这次 你来扮图书管理员 But this time, you play the librarian.
我特喜欢你嘘我 I like when you shush me.
好比说我正在查阅微缩胶片... And so I'll be at the microfiche--
瞧 我就吃你这一套 See, that works for me.
抱歉我们来晚了 Sorry we're late.
有人变身购物狂了 而我是正常的那个 One of us was shopping, and the other one is me.
瞧瞧我刚买了什么 Look what I just bought!
我勒个去 Oh, come on!
一样的东西 凭什么搁你身上就更好看 How come all my stuff looks better on you?
知足吧 我差点连你这裤子也买了 Be happy. I almost bought those pants.
怀亚特 我给你也买了副眼镜 Oh, Wyatt. I got a pair of glasses for you, too.
你知道我不爱戴眼镜 You know I don't like glasses.
我的形象会被完全颠覆的 They totally change my look.
来嘛 戴上嘛 Here. Just put them on.
连你亲妈都认不出你了 Wow, you are completely unrecognizable.
我就说嘛 "漏易斯" I told you, Lois.
你刚管我叫"漏易斯"吗 Did you just call me "Lois"?
Lois为女子名
我说的是路易斯 I said "Louis."
你为啥要买东西 Why the hell are you shopping?
我不是买东西 而是大放血 I'm not shopping. I'm impulse buying.
就像是收到信用卡叔叔送来的圣诞礼物 It's like getting Christmas gifts from your Uncle Visa.
看来你一点都不担心工作的事 I guess you're not worried about work.
我干嘛要担心呢 Why would I be worried about work?
因为我们已经没工作了 Because we don't have any.
我们只是工歇嘛 开心点 We're between jobs. Enjoy it.
我们才不是工歇 No, we're no between jobs.
工歇的意思是你刚完成了个项目 Between jobs is when you've just finished a job
快要开始另一个项目 and you're about to start another one.
如果手头啥活也没有了 If you've just finished a job and you don't have another one,
那叫失业 亲 well, that's called unemployment, folks.
亨德里克森那单生意马上要到手了 We've got that Hendrickson job coming up.
亨德里克森并没确定要雇用我们 Hendrickson hasn't committed to us yet.
相信我 亨德里克森这单绝对是囊中之物 Trust me, the Hendrickson job is in the bag.
才怪 那才不是囊中之物 Oh, no, no. It's not in the bag.
你知道囊中有啥吗 账单 You know what's in the bag? Bills.
账单跟悬着的心 我们囊中尽是这些玩意 Bills and anxiety. That's what's in the bag.
你想知道我的囊中有啥吗 You want to know what's in my bag?
一个新包哟 A new bag!
路易斯 问你个事儿 Louis, I wanted to ask you something.
我之前看了一篇文章 I was reading this article earlier
介绍了一个叫作亨利·麦克马纳斯的地产开发商 about a real-estate developer named Henry McManus.
那是你哥哥吧 Is that your older brother?
不是 我不认识这个人 No, I'm afraid I do not know him.
-那就是他哥 -我混乱了 - It's his brother. - I'm confused.
我有个哥哥 但我选择不认识他 I have an older brother, and I choose not to know him.
你提到过这事 Oh, you said something about this.
你说他不接受你的生活方式 You said he objected to your lifestyle.
-选词不当 -哪个词 - Bad word choice. - Which word?
-"生活方式" -就这个 - "Lifestyle"? - That one.
拜托 你管这叫"生活方式" I'm sorry. "Lifestyle"? You call it a "Lifestyle"?
错了 我的生活方式是我会买 No, no, my lifestyle is that I buy
昂贵的眼镜和邮差包 expensive glasses and messenger bags.
不接受我生活方式的是会计 My accountant objects to my lifestyle.
而我哥哥不接受的是我的性向 My brother objects to my orientation.
我的性向就是我和这个大块头基佬英雄有一腿 My orientation is that I sleep with this big, gay superhero.
扮演怀亚特的演员曾扮演过超人
好吧 但你提到你哥的时候 Okay, but when you told me the story about your brother,
是你用了"生活方式"这个词 you used the word "Lifestyle."
好吧 老娘就是可以怎么说 Well, it's okay when I say it.
等等 那篇文章到底说了啥 Wait, what does that article say?
说他正在新泽西 Uh, it says he's building
兴建一个整体规划社区 a whole planned community in New Jersey.
你俩合不来可真是太可惜了 You know, it's too bad you two don't get along.
因为如果那个亨德里克森项目 Because if that Hendrickson job--
首先 他不是我哥 He's not my brother,
其次 我们会拿下亨德里克森这单的 and we are going to get the Hendrickson job.
-好吧 你说啥就是啥 -好 - All right. All right. - Okay.
猜我还买了啥 Oh, oh! Look what else I got at the store.
你喜欢吗 You like it?
爱死了 I love it.
我还穿了红色蕾丝内衣 I'm also wearing red lace underwear.
如果有谁也穿了就给我滚出去 So if anybody else is, too, you're gonna have to leave.
艾丽 Ali?
-好啊 乔 -怀亚特 - Hey, Joe. - Wyatt?
你好 Oh, hey.
要不是我"拖"着这堆木头的话 我就和你握手了 I'd shake your hand, but I'm hauling around a lot of wood.
自行把木头联想成小鸡鸡
大可不必自吹自擂 No need to brag.
你来这儿做什么 What are you doing here?
我和艾丽说好了 我医院轮休的时候 Oh, I told Ali on my days off from the hospital
会过来帮她搭些展台 I'd help her build some display cases.
我都不知道你有如此能耐 Oh. Oh, I didn't know you could do that.
我们门诺派可是为自己的木工活而骄傲呢 Yeah, well, we Mennonites pride ourselves on our carpentry.
大多数门诺派信徒以务农为生 部分教徒抵制现代文明
就跟我们以"无以自傲"为荣差不多 Almost as much as we pride ourselves on being without pride.
亲爱的 你怎么来了 Hey, sweetie. What's going on?
我受够了在等着招标结果的时候 Uh, I got sick of staring at Louis
看着路易斯在那儿卖弄风骚 while waiting to hear about the Hendrickson job,
所以我想在等待招标结果的时候 so I figured I'd take you out and stare at you
带你约个会 看你搔首弄姿 while waiting to hear about the Hendrickson job.
我明天再来把这些展示柜做完好了 I'll just come back tomorrow and finish up the display cases.
我终于明白那个木头的笑话了 I just got the wood thing.
也可理解为 我刚刚硬了
好吧 多谢 怀亚特 Okay. Well, thanks, Wyatt.
再见 Bye.
-我没看错吧 -怎么了 - What was that? - What was what?
你刚刚居然跟怀亚特嘴对嘴了 You just kissed Wyatt on the mouth?
只是吻别而已 I was just giving him a goodbye kiss.
嘴对嘴 On the mouth?
那又怎么了 我俩可是闺蜜啊 So what? We're-- we're friends.
你难道从没跟女孩吻别过吗 Haven't you ever just kissed a girl goodbye before?
我只知道我每次亲她们的时候 I don't know. Every kiss I've ever given a girl
总是有些肮脏的小动机 has had some unsavory motive behind it.
我的可只是一个迅速而友好的"么" But mine was just a quick, friendly mwah.
好吧 "么"这一声是挺友好的 Well, yes, the "Mwah" is what makes it friendly.
但你刚才可没"么"出声 But, uh, the kiss you gave Wyatt did not have a "mwah""
-我有啊 -不 我很肯定没有 - I think it did. - Oh, no, no, no. I'm positive it didn't.
你亲怀亚特那一下就像 The kiss you gave Wyatt was like...
瞧见没 就像 整整三拍的默吻 See? It's, like, three beats of silence.
没有么么哒 就不是朋友间意思意思 No "Mwah." Not friendly.
我觉得我么么了 I felt like I was doing the "Mwah."
你确定我没有出声吗 Are you sure I wasn't doing the "Mwah"?
我就在现场 I was right here.
那个无声的么么哒"震耳欲聋" The lack of "Mwah" was deafening.
好吧 我下次注意 Okay. I'll definitely keep that in mind.
谢谢 可以走了吗 Thank you. You ready to go?
我还要几分钟 Um, I actually have to stay
把存货清点完 and do inventory for a couple of minutes,
之后我再去街对面的餐厅找你吧 so I'll meet you across the street at the restaurant?
-行啊 -好嘞 - Okay, sure. - Okay.
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好像难分难舍了 晓得不 It was like a linger, you know,
贴在一起有三秒钟 like, a three-second linger.
-没有"么"出声吗 -没有 - No "Mwah"? - No!
这就是问题所在 That was the killer.
算啦 这能怪她吗 Well, come on. Can you blame her?
连我都还不敢相信 怀亚特和我在一起了 I still can't believe I'm with Wyatt.
亲他就像在亲杂志模特 It's like kissing a magazine model.
相信我 年少的我还未出柜时 And trust me, as a closeted teenager,
杂志都被我亲烂了 I kissed a lot of magazines.
你不介意艾丽那样亲怀亚特吗 And you have no problem with Ali kissing Wyatt like that?
当然不介意 他也不会放心上 No, no. Not at all. I know he's not getting anything out of it.
对怀亚特来说 亲艾丽就像在亲... For Wyatt, kissing Ali's like kissing...
一个女生 a girl.
对了 Oh, you know what?
用你的咖啡俱乐部会员卡吧 Get out your coffee club card
这儿可以打折 'cause we can get a discount here.
算了 直接付吧 我们会拿下亨德里克森项目的 No, no. Pay for it. We're gonna get the Hendrickson job.
好吧 但在我们拿下之前 Okay, but until we do,
应该勤俭节约 对吧 we should be in the habit of being frugal, you know?
我们来付吧 Uh, we'll get that.
-黑卡 -"邀请制发放" - Black card. - Invite only.
它的消费限额是多少 乔迪 What's the spending limit on that, Jordy?
这卡没有消费限额哦 内特 Uh, there is no spending limit on that, Nate.
还有这等好事 What's up with that?
伙计们 Boys.
你好 You.
你也好 And you.
乔迪和内特·布莱温斯 瞧你们 Jordy and Nate Blevins. Ha ha. Look at you.
春风满面啊 You guys look great.
谢谢 多亏了健... Well, thank you. That's from a little p...
-身 -操啊 - 90... - X.
P90X是美国经典健身系列CD
旧东家怎样了 So, how's it going at the old firm?
他们居然会放你们出来吃饭 I'm surprised they let you out for lunch.
对 还记得维利格吗 Yeah, remember Williger?
"你到挂的那天再想着吃饭吧" "You can eat lunch when you die!"
他怎么样了 Whatever happened to that guy?
挂了 He died.
然后他的办公室归我们了 第62楼 And we got his old office. 62nd floor.
还有公园景观加上400加仑大鱼缸 View of the park, 400-gallon aquarium.
机器椅自动托你站立 Robot chair that helps you stand up.
条件好爆了吧 What is up with that?
你们呢 自立门户感觉如何 So, how are you guys doing? How's, uh, working on your own?
很好 还可以 不错 Great. Good. Not bad.
偶尔状况不佳 Bad sometimes.
别听他的 棒极了 Don't listen to him. It's awesome.
门上挂着自己的名字 项目还能自己选 We got our name on the door. We get to pick our own projects.
日程随意排 We get to choose our own schedule.
我们下来喝咖啡 店里喝或带走都行 We're down here getting a coffee for here or to go.
谁也管不着 You know, who knows.
看吧 有得必有失 我们钱挣得多 See, that's the tradeoff. We're making bank.
可不能自己决定做什么项目 But we don't get to choose our own jobs.
所以我们才接了个活儿 That's why we're building a bunch of hair salons
给一个叫亨德里克森的家伙建发廊 for some dude named Hendrickson?
你们接了亨德里克森的活儿了 Um, you guys got the Hendrickson job?
对啊 怎么 你们也想接那个活儿吗 Yeah. Why? Were -- were you guys up for that?
-没有 -没错 - No. - Yes.
-没错 -没有 - Yes. - No.
你们也会玩这个 You guys do that, too?
偶尔啦 Sometimes.
出啥事了 What's wrong?
我们没拿下亨德里克森的活儿 We didn't get the Hendrickson job.
大事不妙 咱们不会有事吧 Uh-oh. Are we gonna be okay?
确实挺让人失望的 Well, you know, it's a disappointment.
我还以为我们想到了绝妙的点子来... I mean, I thought we came up with some pretty good ideas about --
你等等 Let me stop you.
我问"咱们不会有事吧" When I say, "Are we gonna be okay?"
意思是"我不会有事吧" I meant, "Am I gonna be okay?"
你不会有事的 You'll be fine.
那就好 我可是带着两个娃的单身妈妈 Good, because I'm a single mom with two kids,
我可不能再回游轮酒宴上 and I cannot go back to impersonating Pocahontas
扮成印第安公主谋生了 on a Booze Cruise.
乔 布莱温斯兄弟的位子应该是咱俩的 Joe, that should be us, not the Blevins brothers.
那辆林肯城市车该是咱们的 We should have that town car.
维利格那个 We should have Williger's office
带公园美景的62层办公室也该是咱们的 on the 62nd floor with the view of the park.
那应该是咱们的美景 我要美景 That -- that should be our view! I want that view.
冷静点 一切都会好起来的 Listen, calm down. Everything's gonna be fine.
"冷静 一切会好起来" "Calm down"?! "Everything's gonna be fine,"
这话是那小到可怜的震动哑铃说的吧 says the astonishing human shake weight?!
震动哑铃因为体积小 遭到了媒体的广泛嘲笑
这是事出有因的 These things happen for a reason.
确实 事出有因 Yes, they do. They happen for a reason.
就是因为你穿着 And that reason happens to be
去年的鞋 去年的领带还有去年的裤子 wearing last year's shoes, tie, and jeans.
-你说啥 -你全身上下都过时啦 - Excuse me? - Your wardrobe is out of date.
不是 你另外一个意思 No, the other thing.
对了 就是因为你 咱们才离开公司的 Oh. You are the reason why we left the firm.
不过我不想和你吵 But I don't want to fight.
你小子 不许这么干 Hey, hey, hey. Don't -- don't do that.
-不许怎么干 -你跟你妈一模一样 - Don't do what? - You're doing what your mother does.
你嘴贱耍爽了 You say incredibly mean things
然后两手一摊说"我不想和你吵" and then you say, "I don't want to fight"
我确实不想和你吵 But I don't want to fight.
那就别这么刻薄成不 Well, then, don't say mean things, all right?
我没刻薄啊 我只是说 I didn't! All I said was
咱们的事业糟透了 而且都怨你 our careers are in the toilet and it's all your fault!
不过我不想和你吵 But I don't want to fight.
你又来了 You just did it again.
是咱们俩一直想要 Hey, you and I always talked about
离开福格尔-韦伯恩建筑公司自立门户 leaving fogel and weybourne and starting our own firm.
对对 咱们是这么想过 Yes. Yes. We talked about it,
但 是你一个人走进会议室炒了老板鱿鱼的 but you are the one who walked into that meeting alone and quit!
我之所以一个人去会议室 I walked into that meeting alone
是因为你在做美容 because you were getting a facial!
老兄 那叫磨皮焕肤 It was a skin peel, dude.
那可是一种医学疗法 That's, like, a medical procedure.
如果我那时候也在的话 And -- and if I had been in that meeting,
咱们的日子肯定过得跟现在不一样 then our lives would be very different right now.
你说"不一样" 指的是... Hmm. And by "different" you mean...?
比现在好 Better.
全都怪你给搞砸了 不过我不想和你吵 You ruined everything. But I don't want to fight.
你简直不可理喻啊 You are unbelievable, you know that?
你明明讨厌那里 Yeah, you hated it there.
公司文化 管理制度啥的 The culture, the politics.
搞笑了 那里唯一讨你喜欢的 Hell, the only thing you liked
就是那个来自斯洛伐克的大块头保安 was that chubby Slovakian security guard.
雅罗斯拉夫块头虽大 但温柔可人啊 Well, Jaroslav had a very gentle touch for a man that large.
拜托 乔 面对现实吧 Come on, Joe. Face it.
我们只要回去把原来的工作要回来就行了 Let's just go back and ask for our old jobs back.
-门都没有 路易斯 -怎么就没门啦 - That ain't gonna happen, Louis. - Why? Why not?
我有我不回去的理由 Look, I have my reasons.
你老是有理由有理由 Oh, you always have your reasons!
理由到底是个啥啊 What could possibly be your reason?
你不需要...不需要知道 You don't need to -- to know my reasons.
你怎么就不能像个男子汉一样 Why don't you just act like a man
勇敢承认自己的错误呢 and admit that you made a mistake?
那你怎么不能像男子汉一样 Why don't you just act like a man
求你哥给份活儿呢 and ask your brother for a job?!
我不...不...不想和你吵 I don't -- I don't -- I don't -- I don't want to fight.
大中午的怎么过来我这儿了 Hey, what are you doing here in the middle of the day?
我和路易斯吵架了 Oh, Louis and I got into a fight.
这次不是闹着玩儿的 And not one of our funny fights.
我们都需要冷静一下 One that requires a cool-down period
或者吃个冰淇淋降降火 and possibly some ice cream.
这里怎么这么热 Why is it so hot in here?
暖气坏了 怎么也关不上 Oh, the heat's broken. It won't shut off.
怀亚特正在修呢 Wyatt's fixing it.
-怀亚特在这里吗 -在啊 - Wyatt's here? - Uh-huh.
你们在搞啥啊 Are you kidding me?
很抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
我不应该在工作场所播 I shouldn't be blasting my Funky Divas
我的《Funcky Divas》磁带 in a place of business.
美国R&B女子团体En Vogue 1992年的专辑
天呐 猛男你是刚从日历上蹦下来吗 Whoa. What, did you just fall off a calendar?
各种美女日历帅哥日历啊你懂得
没啊 不过刚才的确差点从梯凳上摔下来 No. I did almost fall off the step stool.
但就在千钧一发之际 我稳住了 But at the last minute, I didn't.
展示柜我已经做好了 Anyway, the display cases are finished,
暖气也修好啦 and I fixed the heat.
我去吃个午饭 I'm gonna go grab some lunch,
然后再回来拿我的东西 and I'll come back and pick up my stuff.
谢谢你 怀亚特 Thanks, Wyatt.
么么哒 Mwah!
-还这样 -又怎么啦 - Really? - What?
我"么"得那么大声 I gave him a kiss with a "Mwah"
这没错 但是你捧着他的脸 Yeah. But you added the hands to the face!
这么捧着 不仅抵消么么还增加了亲密度 The hands to the face cancels the "Mwah" and adds one!
亲亲中的数学吗 真厉害 Ooh. Kissing math?
高中时你是不是就用这招骗聪明小妞们 Is that how you got all the brainy girls in high school
跟你来点儿啥 to give you a little acción?
可能吧 Maybe.
重点是 The point is,
你不应该嘴对嘴亲别的男人 you should not be kissing another man on the mouth.
捧脸不行 么么不行 全都禁止 No hands, no "Mwah", No nothing!
亲爱的 你不用这么紧张 Honey, you don't need to be threatened!
怀亚特是同性恋 Wyatt is gay!
我知道 可你不是 Yeah, I know. But you're not.
而且我无法相信 And I find it impossible to believe
你在亲他的时候没有...那啥 that you don't get some sort of, you know,
小鹿乱撞 uh, tingle when you kiss him.
没有好吗 我根本就没那心思 There is no tingle. I don't look at him that way.
得了吧 没有才怪呢 Oh, come on. How can you not?
他高大帅气皮肤好 He's a 6'2" Adonis with porcelain skin,
又是性感厚唇肌肉男 pillow-top lips, and legs for arms.
鹿都撞我这来了 I get a tingle.
我是作为一名坚定的异性恋表达立场的 And I say that as a staunch heterosexual.
好的 Okay.
淡定 直男 没什么可担心的 Settle down, straight guy. You have nothing to worry about.
可这事 让我很困扰 Well, you know, it just -- it just bugs me.
而且我觉得 这一点正合你意 And you know what? I think you like that it bugs me.
-什么 -我不想跟你吵 - What?! - I don't want to fight.
娜塔莉·波特曼还是米拉·库妮丝 Natalie Portman or Mila Kunis?
根本不算问题 Not even a question.
我更愿意跟娜塔莉·波特曼干上一架 I would much rather get into a fight with Natalie Portman.
说真的 Seriously?
对 她很娇小 我完胜 Yeah. She's little. I could take her.
不 我肯定行 No, I could take her.
-伙计们 -基佬 - Boys! - Gay one.
路易斯 真奇怪呐 Louis, it's strange that, uh,
咱哥俩有一年半没见过你了 we haven't seen you in a year and a half
今天一天却看见你两次 and then we see you twice in one day?
你们以后可能要常见到我了 Well, you might be seeing a whole lot more of me.
我和福格尔约了时间聊聊 I've actually got a meeting with Fogel
看看能不能重拾老工作 to see about getting the old jobs back.
-令人震惊 -没什么好说的 - Well, that's a shocker. - There's nothing to say there.
当我想说什么的时候总是说不出来 I couldn't say something if I wanted to say something.
-我现在实在是无话可说 -我也是 - I am literally speechless right now. - So am I.
你们没说的是啥 What are you not talking about?
鉴于当时结束的情况 乔会让你过来 Well, given how it ended, it's just a little surprising
还真的有些出人意料 that Joe would send you back here.
乔没让我过来 Oh, oh, yeah, Joe didn't send me here.
他都不知道我过来了 He actually doesn't even know I'm here.
那就说得通了 Oh. That explains it.
-现在我能说话了 -我也是 - Now I can speak again. - Me, too.
这是什么情况 What -- what's going on?
你俩是在搞些什么奇葩的孪生表演吗 Are you guys doing some weird twin thing?
"奇葩的孪生表演"是什么意思 What do you mean by "Weird twin thing"?
我知道乔辞职是因为他不想干长期 I know that Joe quit because he didn't want to commit long-term,
但是一旦我们能有公司福利 but, you know, I think once we have perks
像是 我不知道 钱 like -- I don't know -- money...
他还是愿意回来的 ...he'll be back on board.
-他不知道 -他真不知道 - Wow. He doesn't know. - He really doesn't know.
我现在是真的很不舒服 This is really uncomfortable for me right now.
-我现在非常不舒服 -是的 - I am so uncomfortable right now. - Yeah.
什 什么 他不知道什么 What -- what -- what doesn't he know?
什么不舒服 告诉伦家嘛 What's uncomfortable? Tell him.
你不是从我们这听说的 Now, you didn't hear it from us...
是啊 我从你们这啥都没听说 No, I didn't hear anything from you,
不过我倒是想听 拜托告诉我吧 but I would like to, so please tell me.
你知道福格尔给乔提供了一笔天价合同吗 Okay, you know how Fogel offered Joe a huge contract?
我知道啊 大家都知道 Yeah, I know that. Everybody knows that.
合同为期五年 And the contract was for five years.
是的 说些我不知道的 Right. Tell me something I don't know.
合同是给乔的 没你的事 The contract was for Joe and not for you.
等等 啥 Wait. What?
是的 他们要解雇你 Yeah. You were gonna get fired.
乔辞职是因为他们要留下他 撵走你 Joe quit because they were gonna keep him and not you.
我只是想说 怀亚特身上还有其他 Look, all I'm saying is, Wyatt has other kissing areas
可亲区域 脸蛋 额头 available, you know -- the cheek, the forehead.
我连鼻子都能接受 I'd accept the nose!
我们一直都是亲嘴的 We always kiss on the lips.
所以如果我现在突然不亲他嘴了 So now if I don't kiss him on the lips,
就会让他觉得我在表明某种立场 it's gonna seem like I'm making some kind of statement.
什么立场 What statement?
乔认为我跟你亲亲小嘴不正常 Joe thinks it's weird that you and I kiss on the mouth.
我从没想过这事 Oh. I-I never really thought about it.
当然你不会想这事 Well, yeah, of course you don't think about it.
你亲的又不是你自己 You're not kissing you.
亲爱的 我觉得只有你把它想的不纯洁 Honey, I think you're the only one who thinks about it.
我不相信你 Well, I don't believe you.
怀亚特 我现在要亲亲你的小嘴 Wyatt, I am going to kiss you on the mouth right now
向乔证明我什么感觉都没有 to prove to Joe that I feel absolutely nothing.
没问题 艾丽 如果这能帮到你 Well, gosh, Al, yeah, if you think it'll help.
么 Mwah!
看见没 啥也没有 我没啥感觉 See? Nothing. I feel nothing.
完全没感觉 No feelings at all.
你是对的 You win.
我早就说了吧 Yay for me.
怀亚特 你得走了 Wyatt, you have to leave now.
-我的东西怎么办 -我拿给你 - What about my stuff? - I'll bring it to you --
不是 待会儿乔会送到你公寓 No, Joe will bring it to your apartment later.
怎样 Well?
跟我到小黑屋里去 Come into the back with me.
啥 你说啥 不 Oh. E-excuse me, no.
怀亚特让你性致大发 I-I-I'm not gonna let you get turned on by Wyatt
你就想利用我来释放你的... and then use me to relieve your, uh, uh, uh --
我才不干呢 哥可是有尊严的汉子 No. I got a little more dignity than that.
拿手提音响进来 Bring the boom box!
好吧 我来了 Okay, yeah. Good.
路易斯在吗 Hey, is Louis here?
-不在 -他在哪 - No. - Where is he?
-我不能讲 -谁说不能讲 - I'm not allowed to say. - Says who?
路易斯 我老板 他说不能告诉你 Says Louis. He's my boss, and he told me not to tell you.
但我也是你老板 我让你告诉我 Yeah, well, I'm also your boss, and I'm telling you to tell me.
-不好意思 我向他保证了 -20刀能让你松口吗 - Sorry. I gave my word. - Will $20 get you to bump your gums?
不能 不过能让我告诉你他去哪了 No, but it'll get me to tell you where he is.
他想搭火车去斯卡斯代尔 He wanted the train schedule to Scarsdale.
他怎么会去那呢 Oh, I can't believe he's going to Scarsdale.
-斯卡斯代尔那有什么 -我不能告诉你 - What's in Scarsdale? - I can't tell you that,
柔柔 那是我跟路易斯的小秘密 Ro-ro. That's between me and Louis.
20刀能让你一吐而快吗 Will $20 get you to hoot like an owl?
不能 不过能让我跟你讲件事 No, but it'll get me to tell you the story.
他哥哥住在斯卡斯代尔 His brother lives in Scarsdale.
当路易斯出柜的时候 and when Louis came out of the closet,
亨利跟他说 你还是躲回柜子里比较好 Henry told him it would be better if he went back in.
很伤人 Yeah.
路易斯就跟他哥断绝关系了 and Louis told him that he no longer had a brother.
他说要坐哪趟车呢 What train did he say he was taking?
这我不能说 他特别交待我的 That I can't tell you. He was very specific.
中央车站开出的522号 522 out of Grand Central.
522号是吧 522, huh?
我得带上一根大球棒 I'm gonna need to bring a big club with me.
王母娘娘啊 为什么 St. Theresa, why?
给我20刀就告诉你 That information will cost you $20.
你要球棒做什么 Why do you need a club?
这是我最爱的三文治 It's my favorite sandwich.
乔利用club的多义 其实是说俱乐部三明治
因为哥饿了 And I'm hungry.
亨利你好 "Hello, Henry."
亨利啊 还是不行 "Oh, Henry." No.
这鞋真好看 阿亨 "I love the shoes, Hank."
亨利 别再用铁丝衣架了 "Henry, no more wire hanger--"
亨利 你这恐同者 我不想跟你吵 "Henry, you homophobe. I don't want to fight."
我的天呐 你对自己也用这招 Oh, my god. You even do that with yourself.
你在这做什么 What are you doing here?
是柔柔告诉你我在这的 Did Ro-Ro tell you I was here?
你在这做什么 What are you doing here?
你是对的 You were right.
我来求我哥哥给我们施舍点活儿 I'm gonna ask my brother to hire us.
我不是那个意思 我那是说的气话 I didn't mean that, okay? I was angry.
-我从不会要你... -乔 我知道你做了什么 - I would never want you -- - Joe, I know what you did.
我今天下午才知道 I found out this afternoon.
好吧 我当然会拒绝了 Well, uh, of course I quit, okay?
这还用说 我不可能撇下你一个人工作 Of course I quit. I would never work without you.
这也不是什么牺牲 And it wasn't a sacrifice.
你知道布莱温斯兄弟挣了多少钱吗 Do you know how much the Blevins brothers make?
谁在乎 挣了多少 Ah, who cares? How much?
无所谓 告诉我大概范围 Doesn't matter. Give me a ballpark.
是我们挣的五倍 Five times what we make.
-那可不少 -是吧 - That's a big ballpark. - See?
乔 我很乐意敲门 Joe, I am happy to knock on this door
求我哥哥让我们接活 and beg my brother to hire us.
乐意是指我会恨自己 但我还是会做的 And by "Happy," I mean I'll hate myself, but I'll do it.
你不用那么做 会好起来的 You don't need to. We're gonna be fine.
你说的对 说的对 You're right. You're right.
而且 我也没有哥哥 Besides, I don't have a brother.
不 咱俩是兄弟 Yes, you do.
兄弟二人美貌全搁我身上了 对吧 Guess I got all the looks, huh?
真的吗 Really?
我这样拍你马屁 I say something really nice to you,
你却用马蹄子踢我 and that's what you come back at me with?
抱歉 抱歉 我太当真了 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It got too serious.
应该低调一点 I had to undercut it.
但是我很感激 But I-I-I do appreciate it.
其实吧 You know what?
我觉得我们可以试试做兄弟 I think we could pull off being brothers.
除非我们没有什么怪癖 Except we don't have any weird quirks.
矮油 我去 Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
你在斯卡斯代尔那接到活了呀 So you got a job in Scarsdale?
是啊 回来的路上我们去了三明治店 Yeah, on the way home, we stopped at the sandwich shop.
跟老板说了说店子翻修的想法 We started pitching remodeling ideas to the owner,
他就把六家门店的改造都交给我们了 and now we're doing six of his stores.
哥对俱乐部三明治的爱再又一次拯救了一切 Once again, my love for a club sandwich has saved the day!
又一次 这事以前什么时候发生过 "Once again"? When has that ever happened?
还记得那次我很饿 Well, remember the time that I was hungry
就差点毁了我的一天 and it almost ruined my day?
伙计们 怎么啦 Fellas, what's going on?
我们特地路过 感谢你们的启发 We actually came by here to tell you that you inspired us.
是的 因为你们的胆量 Yep, because of your courage,
我们决定紧跟其后 自主创业 We decided to set out on our own and follow in your footsteps.
-被炒了吧 -锅都砸了 - You got fired. - So fired.
-蛋疼 永别了 -搞不好得打官司 - Ass-canned. Sayonara. - Probably getting sued.
我得回去上班了 咱们回家见 Okay, I've got to go to work. I will see you at home.
你呢 回见 I will see you later.
-么么 -么么 - Mwah. - Mwah.
怀亚特 Wyatt...