早上好。早上好。 Good morning. Good morning.
你肯定睡得很香。 Well, you certainly had a good sleep.
闹钟响时你睡得跟死猪一样。 You were dead to the world when the alarm clock rang.
七点四十五了，蒂娜。我都起床十五分钟了。 Quarter to eight, Tine. I've been up for 15 minutes.
快点，提尼。起床了。 Come on, Tine. Get up.
看在上帝的份上，提尼，振作起来。 For God's sake, Tine, snap to it.
真希望能弄明白你最近到底怎么了。 Wish I could understand what's the matter with you these days.
我真的很为你担心。 I'm really very worried about you.
瞧瞧你这模样。你气色糟透了。 Take the way you look. You don't look well.
脸色差得要命，简直像精疲力竭似的。 Your color's rotten. You act as if you're exhausted.
怎么可能刚起床就累成这样？ How could you be exhausted the minute you get up in the morning?
更离谱的是，天啊，你也太瘦了。 What's more. You're too thin, for God's sake.
你曾经的身材多棒啊。 You used to have a terrific figure.
你现在瘦得吓人。 You've gotten so bloody skinny.
还有你那糟糕透顶的发型。 And that God awful hair of yours.
就那么...耷拉着。 Just... hanging down.
毫无品味可言...或许你不在乎在我和姑娘们面前的形象...但其他场合呢？ No style. Well... Maybe you don't care what you look like in front of me and the girls... but what about the rest of the world?
你可是乔纳森·巴尔瑟太太。 You're Mrs. Jonathan Balser.
我的妻子。 My wife.
我的妻子代表着我的颜面。 My wife is a reflection of me.
我告诉你这些，全是因为我真心在乎你，蒂娜。 I'm only telling you this, because I am deeply concerned about you, Tina.
蒂娜，看在上帝份上，你知道这对你的肺有什么影响吗？ Tina, for God's sake, do you know what you're doing to your lungs?
更不用说你的心脏了。 To say nothing of your heart.
你清楚这对整个循环系统会造成什么后果吗？ Do you know what you're doing to your whole circulatory system?
你就没有一点自制力吗？ Don't you have any willpower at all?
把它灭掉，泰恩。 Put it out, Tine.
这是我见过煮得最溏心的四分钟蛋了。 This is the softest four-minute egg I ever saw.
如果这真算是个四分钟蛋的话。 If it is a four-minute egg.
嘿，蒂娜，这是四分钟煮蛋吗？ Hey, Tine, is this a four-minute egg?
你母亲在史密斯学院获得了优等生荣誉，但我不觉得她能煮好四分钟蛋。 Your mother made Phi Beta Kapa at Smith, but I don't think she can make a four-minute egg.
快看那些行李箱！ Will you look at those trunks?
从乡下回来都超过两周了。 Back from the country over two weeks.
她还没整理那可怕的衣箱。 She hasn't unpacked those bloody trunks yet.
嘿，蒂娜...最好叫个家政公司，找个洗衣妇过来，你就能腾出手整理衣箱了。 Hey, Tine... better call an agency, get a laundress over here so you can unpack those trunks.
我的熏肉煎好了吗？都八点二十了。 Is my bacon ready yet? Twenty past eight.
再来点吐司，蒂娜。 Some more toast, Tine.
嘿，蒂娜，你为什么不开始在这搞个彻底的秋季大扫除呢？ Hey, Tine, why don't you get cracking on a thorough fall house cleaning campaign around here?
把地板打上蜡，把窗户擦干净。 Get the floors waxed. Get the windows washed.
把这地方拾掇得像文明人在住的样子。 Get this place looking as if civilized people are in residence.
哼，这也太轻松了吧？ Gee, that's a little light, isn't it?
对不起，我太着急了。 I'm sorry. I hurried it.
亲爱的，能再给我一点西洋李果酱吗？ Sweetie, can I have a little more damson plum preserve, please?
刚才是霍迪森打来的电话。我们中午要飞往威奇托。 That was Hodison on the phone. We're flying to Wichita at noon.
汀，能帮我收拾行李吗？ Will you please pack my bag for me, Tine?
大约一小时后我会让纽比小姐来取。 I'll send Miss Newby by for it in about an hour.
最好把我那套灰色格伦格纹精纺毛呢西装从希尔斯店里打包好，再带上四双灰色莱尔棉袜。 Better pack my gray Glen-plaid worsted from Sills and four pairs of gray Lisle socks.
反正多数时间我都在法庭上，给我准备四件浅蓝衬衫——两件牛津巴里纱面料的，两件海岛棉的。 And since I'll be in court most of the time, give me four pale blue shirts, two Oxford Voile, two Sea Island cotton.
领带交给你搭配，但要和西装风格协调。 I'll leave the ties up to you, but keep the suit in mind.
别忘了从特恩布尔-阿瑟店取我的睡袍。 Don't forget my robe from Turnbill and Asser.
还有我的黑色翼尖皮鞋，别拿那双新的。 And my black wing-tipped shoes. Not the new ones.
要我从皮尔店去年订购的那双。 The ones I ordered last year from Peal's.
把所有东西都装进我的酒红色牛皮双套行李箱，就是 T.安东尼家那款。 And put everything in my oxblood cowhide tan two suiter, the one from T. Anthony.
天啊。上帝。 Holy Jesus. God.
乔纳森。你回来了。我都没听见你进门。 Jonathan. You're back. I didn't hear you come in.
见鬼，你就不能给这玩意儿加点冰吗？ Christ, don't you ever get any ice out for this thing?
怎么了？出什么事了吗？ What's the matter? Did something happen?
是的，出了点意外。我乘的飞机差点坠毁了，就是这么回事。 Yes, something happened. My plane almost crashed That's what happened.
起落架出了问题。 Trouble with the landing gear.
在肯尼迪机场上空盘旋了将近一小时。 Circled Kennedy for about an hour.
最后机长决定尝试迫降。 Then the pilot decided to try it.
他通过内部对讲机就是这么跟我们说的。 That's what he told us on the intercom.
- 他会试的 - 可怜的宝贝 - He'd try it. - Poor darling.
整个急救队都在等着我们。 Whole emergency squad was waiting for us.
泡沫消防车、救护车...这是什么？ Foam trucks, ambulances... What's this?
天啊，你知道我讨厌劣质中餐 God, you know I hate crummy Chinese food.
我没想到你明天之前会回来 I didn't expect you back till tomorrow.
让女孩们吃吧 我想出去吃 Let the girls eat it. I wanna go out.
-我给你做个汉堡 -我才不要该死的汉堡 - I'll fix you a hamburger. - I don't want a damn hamburger.
我想和朋友们外出享用一顿丰盛的晚餐。 I want a good dinner, out, with some friends.
我们叫些人一起去伊莱恩餐厅吧。 Let's get somebody to go to Elaine's with us.
已经六点多了。他们估计都没空。 It's after 6:00. They're probably all tied up.
我要去冲个澡。你负责联系保姆，然后打电话给威拉德家或巴德家。必须叫到人！ I'm gonna take shower. Line up a sitter and call the Willards or call the Bards. Get somebody!
最近有什么新鲜事吗？我不在时有人打电话来吗？ Well, what's new? Anybody call while I was gone?
天赐良缘来了。 Here comes rapture.
- 夏洛特·雷迪来过电话。 - 夏...夏洛特·雷迪？ - Charlotte Rady called. - Ch... Charlotte Rady?
哇！你怎么不早说？ Wow! Why didn't you say so?
她要在乔·内姆洛的弗拉根画廊展览开幕时为他举办一场慈善活动。 She's giving a benefit for Joe Nemlo when his show opens at the Flagan Gallery.
噢，天哪。 Boy, boy.
哎呀，我在想她现在为什么突然打电话来？ Gee, I wonder what made her call now?
我是说，我在想她现在为什么突然邀请我们？ I mean, I wonder what made her invite us, now?
我们一年前就认识她了。 We-We met her over a year ago.
为什么...怎么突然决定我们是... - 你们懂的，够格了。- 够格？ Why... what suddenly made her decide that we were... - you know, eligible. - Eligible?
也许...也许是因为她在汉普顿看见我们了。 Maybe... Maybe it's because she saw us at the Hamptons.
老天。今年夏天去那儿度假真是明智之举。 Man. Were we smart to spend the summer out there.
"Buena" sera。今晚的羊肉是"senja"做法吗？ "Buena" sera. "Buena" sera. Is the lamb "senja" tonight?
- 抱歉？ - 是"senja"做法。 - Scusi? - "Senja."
这是法国人的烹饪方式。 The way the French fix it.
羊肉是"poco coto"做法。这是意大利人的烹饪方式。 The lamb is "poco coto." The way the Italians fix it.
美国人喜欢的那种半熟程度少见吗？ Well, is it rare the way the Americans like it?
-三分熟，先生。-我要羔羊肉。 - Rare, signore. - I'll have the lamb.
我也一样，还想看看酒单。 Me too and I like to see the wine list.
不，不，没有酒单。 No, no, no list.
我给你带了瓶上好的巴罗洛。 I bring you a nice bottle of Barolo.
可我偏偏想喝蓝布鲁斯科。 I happen to want a Lambrusco.
没有蓝布鲁斯科。只有巴罗洛。 No Lambrusco. Barolo.
那行吧，务必拿 1965 年份的。 Well, then be sure to make it a '65.
1965 年糟透了，先生。我给您带了 1964 年的。 '65 is a very bad year, sir. I bring you '64.
新鲜的混蛋。 Fresh bastard.
有件事很清楚了。我们得办个盛大的派对。 Well, one thing's clear. We gotta give a big party.
这怎么就清楚了？ Why is that clear?
我的意思是，你具体想要多大的派对规模？ I-I mean how big a party do you have in mind?
大概 100 人左右。类似鸡尾酒自助餐那种。 About a 100 people. Sort of a cocktail buffet.
我们以前那些寒酸的小规模晚宴已经毫无意义了。我们现在完全不在那个档次了。 Those crummy little dinners we used to have don't mean a thing. We're way beyond that now.
能再给我一杯吗，乔纳森？ Can I have another drink, Jonathan?
我要请博蒙特来办派对。 I'm gonna get Beaumont to do the party.
威利斯和巴德家御用的那个人。 The man the Willis' and the Bards' use.
但他也太装腔作势了。 But he's so pretentious.
装腔作势，装腔作势。这到底是什么意思？ Pretentious, pretentious. What the hell does that mean?
字典上就是这么说的。 Just what the dictionary says.
听着，现在别开始担心这个。 Look, don't start worrying about it now.
博蒙特那边预约都排到几个月后了。 Beaumont's booked months ahead.
我估计圣诞节前都没法约到他。 I probably won't be able to get him until Christmas time.
你觉得圣诞节前能把那银器擦亮吗，泰恩？ Think you can have the silver polished by Christmas time, Tine?
又怎么了？ Now what's the matter?
老天啊。你能不能控制下自己？ God's sake. Get a hold of yourself, will you?
大家都在看着你呢。 People are staring at you.
加油。 Coraggio.
他到底说了什么鬼话？ What the hell did he say?
晚安，乔纳森。 Good night, Jonathan.
嘿，蒂娜...要不要重温旧梦缠绵一番？ Hey, Tine... how about a little old roll in the hay?
乔纳森，今晚不行。我...太累了。 Jonathan, not tonight. I'm... too tired.
该死，你还能干点啥吗？ Christ, is there anything you can do anymore?
别担心。我可不会在这儿要求行使丈夫和养家者的权利。 Don't worry. I'm not gonna demand my rights as a husband and provider around here.
不过有件事我坚持要去——乔·内姆洛工作室明晚邀请了我们。 One thing I am gonna demand, we're invited to Joe Nemlo's studio tomorrow night.
我希望你振作起来。 I want you to pull yourself together.
快去把你那头糟糕透顶的头发收拾一下。 And do something about that God awful hair of yours.
要是有人把点燃的烟头丢在这里怎么办？ What if somebody drops a lighted cigarette in here?
这破地方简直就是个火灾陷阱。 This whole damn place is a fire trap.
火坑陷阱？你肯定是疯了。 Fire trap? You must be mad.
你干嘛非得缠着我？ Why do you have to hang on to me?
真让人不安。 Ruddy insecure.
- 你想喝点什么？ - 伏特加。 - What do you want to drink? - Vodka.
要是这群人同时往外冲，准会互相踩踏致死。 If this whole crowd tried to get out at once, they'd trample each other to death.
老天，你们感觉到地板在震动吗？ My God, do you feel the floor shaking?
这鬼地方整个要塌了。 This whole damn thing is going to collapse.
我过去找艾略特·阿谢尔谈谈。 I'm going over to talk to Elliott Asher.
- 谁啊？- 就是搞房地产的那个。 - Who? - You know, Real Estate.
开发商。就在那边，和夏洛特·雷迪一起。 The developer. Over there, with Charlotte Rady.
别黏着我。去应酬吧。 Don't hang on to me. Circulate.
失陪一下。 Excuse me.
我注意到你整晚都在这门口徘徊。不知道你有没有看见一个戴牛角框眼镜、高高瘦瘦的金发女郎进出？ I noticed you've been hanging around this doorway all evening long. I wonder, did you happen to see a tall, skinny blonde with horned rims come in or go out?
你怎么会觉得我整晚都在这个门边晃悠？ What makes you think I've been hanging around this door all evening?
这里还有谁顶着这种土著发型吗？ Is there anybody else here with an aborigine hairdo?
你看见她了吗？那个高瘦的金发妞？ Did you see her? Tall, skinny blonde?
- 没看见 - 她的角框眼镜是绿色的 - No. - Horned rims are green.
- 不。 - 确定？ - No. - Sure?
大约一米八，瘦得离谱。你不可能错过她。 About six feet, skinny as hell. You couldn't miss her.
- 这很清楚。 - 你没看见她？ - That's clear. - You didn't see her?
- 没有。 - 那个撒谎的贱人。 - No. - That lying tart.
这么说一位女士可太过分了。 That's a terrible thing to say about a lady.
滚开吧，波卡洪塔斯。 Screw off, Pocahontas.
我要向妇女解放组织举报你。 I'm going to report you to women's lib.
你嫁给了那个老...他叫什么来着？那个鲍尔瑟，对吧？ You're married to old... what's his name? That Balser, aren't you?
他叫乔纳森。 His name is Jonathan.
你跟老乔纳森结婚多久了？ How long have you been married to old Jona-thing?
跟你有什么关系？ What's it to you?
你多大？二十八，二十九？ How old are you? Twenty-eight, 29?
关你什么事。 It's none of your business.
放松点，亲爱的，放松点。 Easy, baby, easy.
要知道，你现在的状态糟糕透了。 You know, you're in terrible shape.
你为什么像审犯人一样盘问我？ Why are you cross-examining me?
你让我很感兴趣。 You interest me.
因为我现在状态糟糕透了。 Because I'm in such terrible shape.
嗯...你身上不对劲的地方再明显不过了。 Well... what's the matter with you couldn't be clearer.
可惜你不是我喜欢的类型。 Too bad you're not my type.
你看起来像个食人族。廉价又干瘪。 You look like a cannibal. Cheap and dry.
嘿，刚见你在和普拉格聊天。 Hey, see you were talking to Prager.
- 谁是乔治·普拉格？ - 就是那个作家！ - Who's George Prager? - The writer!
老天，你竟然没认出他吗？ Didn't you recognize him, for God's sake?
- 他是个怎样的人？- 很有魅力。简直令人着迷。 - What's he like? - Charming. Just fascinating.
乔纳森，我想回家了。我饿坏了。 Jonathan, I'd like to go home. I'm starved.
埃利奥特·阿舍邀请我们和他还有他的...助理一起去 La Cope Bask 餐厅，那女孩叫玛戈。 Elliott Asher asked us to go to La Cope Bask with him and his... assistant, a girl named Margo.
我只要一个三明治就好。 I only want a sandwich.
你可以在拉科佩巴斯克弄个三明治。 You can get a sandwich at La Cope Bask.
你可以搞到任何你想要的东西。 You can get any damn thing you want.
埃利奥特点的那瓶白马庄园简直神了。 That was an incredible Chateau Cheval Blanc Elliott ordered.
一九四五年份的。 Nineteen forty-five.
怎么了？ Something?
你注意到那位侍酒师多么彬彬有礼了吗？ Did you notice how respectful the wine steward was?
乖乖，埃利奥特真是个棒小伙儿，你不觉得吗？ Boy, boy. Elliott's a fantastic guy. Don't you think?
我觉得玛戈也非常可爱。 I thought Margo was very sweet, too.
你猜他和她睡过吗？ You suppose he's sleeping with her?
就算真睡了，这关系也未必——能让他满足。- 为什么这么说？ Well, if he is, it isn't a totally - satisfactory arrangement. - What makes you say that?
因为整个晚餐期间，我不得不一次次把他的手从我膝盖上甩开，那手汗涔涔的。 Because I had to keep removing his sweaty hand from my knee all through dinner.
你头发怎么弄成这样？ What'd you do to your hair?
把它按在水里直到淹死。 Held it under water till it drowned.
好吧。好吧。 All right. All right.
当我确实犯错时，我完全乐意承认错误。 I'm perfectly willing to admit I'm wrong, when I'm wrong.
你在生我的气吗？ You sore at me?
别傻了，乔纳森。 Don't be silly, Jonathan.
要多久才能干？ How long will it take to dry?
大概半小时。 About a half an hour.
- 为什么？- 呃...我在想...等干了之后...我们可以重温一下干草堆里的旧时光。 - Why? - Well... I thought... when it's dry... we might try a little old roll in the hay.
有股怪味道。 Something stinks.
看。 Look.
你最好赶紧把那清理干净——在爸爸回家之前。- 嗨，宝贝们。 You bloody well better clean that up - before Daddy gets home. - Hi, girls.
露露今天是个坏狗狗。 Lulu was a very bad dog today.
露露把地毯弄脏了。 Lulu made a mess on the rug.
就在那儿。看到了吗？ Right there. See?
还能看到 气味难闻死了 You can still see it. It smells awful.
你知道那块地毯又得送去干洗了吗？ Do you realize that that rug will have to be sent out to the cleaners all over again?
晚上好，乔纳森。 Good evening, Jonathan.
你忘了遛狗了吧？ Did you forget to walk that dog?
我忘了开灯。她怕黑。 I forgot to leave the light on. She's afraid of the dark.
那只狗不太正常。它有点神经质。 That dog is not a normal dog. That dog is neurotic.
我们该把那只狗处理掉。 We ought to get rid of that dog.
- 晚餐吃什么？ - 牛排。 - What are we having for dinner? - Steak.
牛排。 Steak.
这款酒配那道菜应该会很美味。 This wine ought to be very good with that.
这是一块非常、非常棒的波特豪斯牛排。 This is a very, very nice Porterhouse.
有着漂亮的大理石花纹。说真的看起来太完美了，我决定用这棵罗马生菜做凯撒沙拉。 Beautifully marbleized. In fact, it looks so nice, I think I'll make a Caesar salad out of this Romaine.
配料都备齐了吗？鯷鱼、面包丁都有吗？ Do you have all the fixings? Anchovies, croutons?
- 一五一十都招了，乔纳森。- 很好。有电话找我吗？ - Everything, Jonathan. - Good. Any calls?
亚舍先生来电。他希望您今晚回电。 Mr. Asher called. He wants you to call him back, tonight.
我觉得...如果我策略得当，他会让我参与一桩稳赚的买卖。 I think... if I play my hand right, he's going to let me in on a good thing.
- 稳得不能再稳的那种。- 具体是什么？ - A very, very good thing. - What's that?
是这样，他正集合一群投资者准备买下法国的一座葡萄园。你觉得如何，汀恩？ Well, he's getting a group of investors together to buy a vineyard in France. How does that sound, Tine?
我们就能和罗斯柴尔德家族比肩了，对吧？ We'd be right in there with the Rothchild's, wouldn't we?
当然我们不能指望立刻获得高额投资回报，但这并非重点。 Of course we can't expect a high return on our capital right away, but that's not the point.
那重点是什么？ What is the point?
我们想把葡萄酒的品质做到极致。 Well, we wanna maximize the quality of the wine.
就像洛克·惠特尼培育赛马那样 优化品种。 You know, like Jock Whitney with horses, improve the breed.
- "我们"指谁？ - 投资方之一是电影制片人马蒂·豪斯曼。 - Who's "we"? - One of the investors is Marty Houseman, the film producer.
这可能给我带来可观的分红 汀妮。 Could be a very friendly dividend for me, Tine.
我进入电影行业的一种方式 A way for me to get into films.
- 电影？ - 当然 当然 - Films? - Sure, sure.
我知道自己在这个领域有创作潜力 凭借我的视觉想象力 你看这间公寓就知道了 I know I have a creative potential in that field with my visual imagination. I mean, look at this apartment.
加上我对故事和剧本的敏锐直觉 我还可以当制片人 With my instinct for stories and scripts, I could be a producer too.
制片人？你可是个律师。 A producer? You're a lawyer.
我这辈子不可能只做一件事。 I'll never be happy just doing one thing.
我必须通过多种方式表达自我。 I have to express myself in many different ways.
我就是这样一个人。 That's the kind of man I am.
- 一个文艺复兴式的人物 - 你知道吗...有时我会想，从哈佛毕业后是不是选错了路。 - A renaissance kind of man. - You know... sometimes I wonder if I didn't take the wrong turning when I got out of Harvard.
或许...我是说，当时不该去法学院，而该去巴黎写小说...或者来纽约戏剧圈闯荡。 Maybe... I mean, instead of going to law school, I should have gone to Paris and written a novel or... maybe come down to New York, fooled around in the theatre.
不该那样扼杀自己的创造力。 Shouldn't have blocked my creativity the way I did.
我可是极具创造力的人。 I'm a very creative kind of person.
-你觉得怎么样？-那是个创意。 - What do you think of that? - That's a creation.
妈妈，你不会要穿那套衣服吧？ Mother, you're not going to wear that outfit, are you?
这身衣服怎么了？ What's wrong with this outfit?
-它把你整个"前胸"都露出来了。-我的什么？ - It shows all your "bos." - My what?
- "波"，就是指胸部啦 - 学名叫乳房 - "Bos," bosoms, you know. - The word for them is breasts.
我跟你强调过一百次要用规范术语 I have asked you a 100 times to call things by their proper names.
- 真恶心 - 什么东西恶心？ - They're disgusting. - What's disgusting?
你非要我们用的那些称谓 The names for things you want us to use.
看在上帝的份上，那是阴道。 Vagina, for God's sake.
难道你觉得"便便"、"嘘嘘"、"那个地方"和"下面"这些词就更好听吗？ Do you think that poo-poo and poh-poh, and thing and down there are nicer?
你不应该为自然生理功能感到羞耻。 You mustn't be ashamed of natural functions.
我猜你觉得这身装扮很自然？ I suppose you think that's natural outfit?
这衣服剪得这么低...你的胸部都要露出来了？ Cut so low, your... breasts are hanging out?
那一定是普林兹太太。 That must be Mrs. Prinz.
我受不了普林兹太太。她闻起来像只湿漉漉的狗。 I can't stand Mrs. Prinz. She smells like a wet dog.
普林兹太太。 Mrs. Prinz.
您真是个幸运的人，巴尔瑟先生。 You're a lucky man, Mr. Balser.
晚安，姑娘们。 Good night, girls.
两个小女儿，充满爱意，如此甜美。 Two little daughters, so full of love, so sweet.
- 愿上帝保佑她们 - 确实如此 - Bless their hearts. - Sure.
我有两个儿子 可我从未见过他们 I have two sons My sons I never see.
连一个电话都没有 Not a phone call even.
为什么我的儿子们不能每周打一次电话？ Why can't my sons make a phone call once a week?
或许他们该花个几分钱打听下自己还有个母亲...带着肺气肿苟延残喘呢 还没躺进坟墓里 Maybe they could spend a dime to find out they have a mother... Living and breathing with my emphysema, yet. Not dead in the grave.
想到儿子们对我如此残忍，我彻夜难眠。 I don't sleep nights thinking how cruel my sons are to me.
普林兹太太，他们可以看完这个节目再睡。 They can stay up until the end of this program, Mrs. Prinz.
- 之后必须熄灯 - 鲍尔瑟先生，请在离开前... - After that, lights out. - Mr. Balser, before you go, please.
我没摔断腿真是个奇迹。 It's a miracle I didn't break the leg.
疼痛让我彻夜难眠。 I don't sleep nights from the pain.
还有医疗账单。 And doctor bills.
像我这样的穷寡妇，不该因为人行道裂缝而背上医疗账单——这座腐烂的城市连这种问题都懒得修。 A poor widow like me shouldn't have doctor bills for a crack in the pavement the city's too rotten to fix.
巴瑟先生，我想让你当我的律师，帮我起诉市政部门。 What I want, Mr. Balser, is you should be my lawyer and sue the city for me.
普林兹夫人，我不受理人身伤害索赔案件。 I don't handle personal injury cases, Mrs. Prinz.
就在上星期二，光天化日之下，在麦迪逊大道的罗克纳文具店门口。 Last Tuesday, broad daylight, on Madison Avenue, in front of Rockner's stationery store.
很抱歉。您得另请高明了，普林兹夫人。 I'm sorry. You'll have to get someone else, Mrs. Prinz.
- 再见姑娘们 - 让市政府赔我钱，巴尔瑟先生。五万美元。 - Goodbye, girls. - Make the city pay me, Mr. Balser. Fifty thousand dollars.
为了我的痛苦，巴瑟先生。 For my pain, Mr. Balser.
不知道我们是谁。 No idea who we are.
你能来真是太好了。 How dear of you to come.
你如此体贴可亲。 How very sweet and dear of you.
现在乖乖去喝点东西吧。 And now be good little lambs and get yourselves a drink.
这里的人你都认识。 You know everyone here.
老天爷！ My God!
你见过这么多名字凑在一起吗？ Did you ever see so many names in one place?
休想。 Never.
我们居然发展出这么精彩的社交生活，是不是很美妙？ Isn't it marvelous that we've developed such an exciting social life?
太棒了。 Marvelous.
呃，看看谁来了。那是，嗯... 就是那个... 他叫什么来着？普利策奖得主。 Um, look who's there. That's, um... It's um... What's his name? He won the Pulitzer prize.
- 那是谁？ - 无名小卒。巴尔泽的老婆。 - Who's that? - Nobody. Balser's wife.
我一直习惯为某些东西付出这种代价。 I'm used to paying that sort of price for something.
但这要花很多钱。 But it's a lot of money.
嗨，你好。 Hi there.
我是蒂娜·鲍尔瑟。 I'm Tina Balser.
我们在乔·内姆洛的派对上见过。 We met at Joe Nemlo's party.
你在找一个...戴着绿色角框眼镜的高瘦金发女郎。 You were looking for a... a tall skinny blonde with green horn rims.
是的。 Yes.
鲍尔瑟太太。这是塞缪尔·基弗。 Mrs. Balser. Samuel Keefer.
- 你好 - 你好 - How do you do? - Hello.
所以乔治，我认为你应该这么做。 So, I think you ought to do that, George.
毕竟你可是我这辈子见过最有野心的混蛋。 Especially since you're the most ambitious prick I know.
你我认识这么多年了。 You and I have been friends for a long time.
鬼才要什么友谊。 Screw friendship.
失陪一下。 Excuse me.
真是天生一对啊。 Charming pair.
你好。 Hello.
你知道的，我们不是在嘲笑你。 We weren't laughing at you, you know.
- 我没觉得你们在笑我。- 骗人，你明明这么想。 - I didn't think you were. - Yes, you did.
怕你不明白，这种行为简直疯癫。 In case you don't know it, that's pretty looney.
见鬼去吧。 Go to hell.
怎么了？ What's the matter?
- 你就不能放松点吗？- 你能别烦我吗？ - Can't you relax? - Would you leave me alone?
听着，我大老远跑过来夸你，你却表现得像我在侮辱你似的。 Look, I came all the way over here to give you a compliment and you act as if I'm insulting you.
- 夸我？- 是啊。 - A compliment? - Yes.
老实说之前我都没认出你来。 I honestly didn't recognize you before.
今晚的你看起来判若两人。 You know, you look like a totally different woman tonight.
告诉我...上床对你来说有吸引力吗？ Tell me... does screwing appeal to you?
怎么了？你喝醉了？ What's the matter? You drunk?
只是疯了。 Just mad.
- 如你所说，疯癫至极。- 站住别动。拿着。 - Looney, as you said. - Stand still. Here.
我还没说完。 I haven't finished.
- 我觉得这一切无聊透顶。- 你明明兴致勃勃，少装蒜了。事实上，你的态度正在软化。 - I find this all rather boring. - You're not bored, so, cut the crap. As a matter of fact, you're thawing.
而你才刚刚开始动摇。 And you're just beginning to vibrate.
你知道，你让我兴奋得要命。 You know, you excite the hell out of me.
而我也让你很兴奋，不是吗？ And I excite you too, don't I?
天啊。 My.
我的老天。 My goodness.
这都好多年没发生过了。 Why, this hasn't happened to me in years.
自从青春期冲动那会儿后就没再这样过。 Not since I was a horny teenager.
- 你真恶心。- 就站这儿别动。 - You're disgusting. - Stand right here.
总不好让全世界都看到你对我有多大影响力吧？ We don't want the world to see how you affect me, do we?
想不想坐到我腿上来？ How would you like to sit on my lap?
你是我见过最恶心的男人。 You are the most disgusting man I have ever met.
- 所以呢？- 所以啥都没有，你这个软蛋。 - So? - So nothing, you worm.
我注意到你在和乔治·普拉格说话。 I noticed you're talking to George Prager.
- 没错。- 明白了吗？ - Yes. - You see?
这总该让你信服了吧。 That should prove something to you.
什么？ What?
你能和那种人较量还毫不逊色，我真替你骄傲。 I'm damn proud you can hold your own with someone like that.
你们聊了些什么？ What were you talking about?
性。 Sex.
我们刚才在谈论性。 We were talking about sex.
性？ Sex?
没错。 That's right.
你没什么毛病，蒂娜。 Nothing the matter with you, Tina.
我收回所有话。 I take it all back.
如果你能像乔治·普拉格那样开些黄腔...那你可没我想的那么不自信。 If you can banter about sex with someone like George Prager... you're not as insecure as I thought.
明白我的意思了吗，洛蒂？ Please get that, Lottie?
喂？请稍等片刻。 Hello? Just a moment, please.
波尔瑟太太，有位先生想和您通话。 There's a man who wants to speak to you, Mrs. Balser.
他说要告诉您是普拉格先生。 He says to tell you it's Mr. Prager.
谢谢，洛蒂。我在这里接听。 Thank you, Lottie. I'll take it in here.
- 喂？ - 你好。 - Hello? - Hi.
你从我令人震惊的举动中缓过来了吗？ Have you recovered from my shocking behavior yet?
我给了你将近两周时间。 I gave you damn near two weeks.
你好吗？ How are you?
噢，我很好，谢谢。你呢？ Why, I'm just fine, thank you. How are you?
好的，很好。这事儿翻篇了。 Okay, good. That's over.
咱们直奔主题吧。今天下午能见面吗？ Let's get to the point. Can I see you this afternoon?
其实我想现在就见到你。 Actually, I'd like to see you right now.
你是说要带我出去喝一杯，还是...吃午饭？ You mean you'd take me out for a drink or... or for lunch?
耶稣。 Jesus.
说真的，宝贝。 Really, baby.
你想让我经历这一切？ You expect me to go through all that?
来吧，勇敢点，像个大姑娘。 Come on. Come on. Be a big, brave girl.
要堂堂正正地来？ Play it clean and straight?
我不勇敢。 I'm not brave.
我骨子里就是个懦夫。 I'm a coward through and through.
说实话，你能说得出名字的事我几乎都害怕。 Actually, I'm afraid of about everything you could name.
没错。我就举个实例。 Yeah. And I'll name one.
我自己。这没什么好羞愧的。 Me. There's nothing wrong with that.
你让我感到兴致盎然。 I find you rather exciting.
关于你来访的事...呃...我...我得去参加女儿学校的委员会会议。 Well, about you coming over... Um... I... I have to go to a committee meeting at my daughter's school.
我正准备出门。 I was just on my way out.
明天。不行。明天是周六。周一吧。 Tomorrow. No. Tomorrow's Saturday. Monday.
周一我向乔纳森保证过，会亲自去挑选今年的圣诞贺卡。 Monday I promised Jonathan I'd go down and pick out our Christmas cards for this year.
你的生活真是一团糟，对吧？ Your life is really full of crap, isn't it?
瞧，我的联系方式就在电话簿里。 Look, I'm in the telephone book.
想见我就给我打电话。 If you wanna see me, you call me.
相信我，姑娘们会没事的。 Believe me, the girls are gonna be just fine.
某些情况下体温会高达 105 华氏度（约 40.5 摄氏度）。 In some cases the fever runs as high as 105.
但仍然无需担心。 But there's still nothing to worry about.
这种病症需要自然痊愈。 The thing just has to run its course.
抗生素对它不起作用。 No antibiotics can touch it.
给他们补充充足的水分，保持温暖。 Give them plenty of fluids and keep 'em warm.
还有…接下来几天如果呕吐频繁也别担心。 And... don't worry if they throw up a lot in the next few days.
你只需要拿着拖把和水桶随时待命。 You'll just have to rally round with the old mop and pail.
- 我也会被传染吗？- 很有可能。 - Will I get it? - Probably.
这个病传染性很强。 This thing is very contagious.
你是说我丈夫也会被传染？ You mean my husband will get it too?
蒂娜！ Tina!
天呐...这破玩意让我渴得要命。 Tine... this damn thing makes me so thirsty.
给我倒杯姜汁汽水行吗？ Get me a glass of ginger ale, will you?
多加碎冰的那种？ With lots of cracked ice?
碎冰，不要整块的。 Cracked, not cubes.
要是你能到客厅躺会儿，我就能把这堆烂摊子收拾干净。 If only you would only go lie down in the living room, I could clean up this mess.
虚弱得动弹不得。 Too weak to move.
刚才你还说自己感觉好点儿了。 Little while ago you said you were feeling stronger.
我病情复发了。 I'm having a relapse.
蒂娜？ Tine?
能帮我拿一块卡尔水饼干吗？ Bring me a Carr's water biscuit, will you?
该死。 Darn.
蒂娜！ Tina!
该死的。 Goddammit.
蒂娜！ Tina!
蒂娜...我特别想喝一大杯柠檬水。 Tine... I've got this terrible craving for a tall lemonade.
我去看看冰箱里有没有罐装的。 I'll see if there's a can in the freezer.
但是蒂娜...我更想喝现榨的柠檬水。 But Tine... I'd rather have fresh lemonade.
给我来杯正宗的老式鸡尾酒，艾达，要...多加碎冰和柠檬片。 Make me the real old fashioned kind, Tine, with... plenty of cracked ice and sliced lemons.
蒂娜？ Tine?
加点红石榴糖浆，好吗？ Put in a touch of grenadine, will you?
该你了。 You're up.
- 你肯定感觉好些了吧。- 天啊，才没有。 - You must be feeling better. - God, no.
我感觉糟透了。 I feel perfectly lousy.
- 你在看什么书呢？ - 一本烹饪书。 - What's that you're reading? - A cook book.
在找火鸡填料的做法。 Looking for a turkey stuffing.
感恩节.. Thanksgiving..
- 天啊。什么时候？ - 下星期的明天。 - Christ. When's that? - A week from tomorrow.
我的大脑已经被这东西影响了。 My brain's been affected by this thing.
蒂娜...我们派对的邀请函必须马上发出去了。 Tina... the invitations to our party have to out right away.
派对还有一个月才举行。 The party's not for another month.
我知道，但我们邀请的那些人都提前两三个月就订好行程了。 I know, but the kind of people we're inviting make plans two and three months ahead of time.
大家要是还没有被其他安排占满时间，我们就很幸运了。 We'll be lucky if everybody isn't all booked up.
你能搞定这些吗？我本想帮你，但是...真的难受得要命。 Would you please do them? I'd like to help you, but... I really feel rotten.
我现在虚弱得像只病猫。 I feel weak as a kitten.
天呐...我得回去睡了。 God... I have to go back to bed.
蒂娜！ Tina!
汀...啊！ Tin... a!
汀，我一直在想火鸡填料的事。 Tine, I've been thinking about the turkey stuffing.
也许今年你可以做个完全不一样的感恩节晚餐。 Maybe you could do a whole different kind of Thanksgiving dinner this year.
不是说你家的感恩节晚餐不够好 Not that your Thanksgiving dinners haven't been great.
不过...加点花样可能会更有趣 But... it might be fun to jazz it up.
更...精致一些。少些传统美式风味，明白吗？ More... gourmet. Less classic American, you know?
这主意太棒了，乔纳森 That's a wonderful idea, Jonathan.
邀请函准备得怎么样了？ How are you coming with the invitations?
搞定了。 Finished.
我明天去寄。家里没有邮票。 I'll mail them tomorrow. No stamps in the house.
你干嘛不直接带去邮局寄？ Why can't you take 'em to the post office?
外面冷得要命。 It's awfully cold outside.
天啊蒂娜，邮局就他妈四个街区远。 For God's sakes, Tina, the post office is only four bloody blocks away.
这倒是。 That's true.
绝对没错。 That's absolutely true.
你说的确实有点道理。 What you say has a certain ring of truth.
是的。 Yes.
- 你在工作吗？ - 不，我没在工作。 - Were you working? - No, I'm not working.
要是在工作我还会接电话吗？ Would I answer if I was working?
我是蒂娜·巴尔瑟。 This is Tina Balser.
谁出钱？ Who?
蒂娜·巴尔瑟。 Tina Balser.
原来是你。怎么了？想喝一杯吗？ So, it's you. What's up? You wanna drink?
我觉得这主意不错。 I thought that might be nice.
稍等一下。 Hold on a minute.
明天不行。只能后天了。 Look, tomorrow's out. It'll have to be the day after tomorrow.
周五下午三点。 Friday at three o' clock.
你会改主意吗？临阵退缩，放我鸽子？ You gonna change your mind? Chicken out, not show?
不行。 No.
这是你工作的桌子吗？ Is this the table where you work?
我是说，如果是的话，这景色多能激发灵感啊。 I mean, well, if it is, what a wonderful view to inspire you.
你是在写新的……文章还是新书之类的？ Are you working on a new... article or new book or something?
我从不谈论自己的工作……从不。 I never talk about my work... ever.
所以，从今往后都别提这事了。 So, forget it from now on.
行了，请你别再开始了。 Now, please, don't start.
- 开始什么？ - 无理取闹。 - Start what? - Being impossible.
是我在无理取闹。你别又开始了。 I am impossible. Don't you start.
我？开始什么？ Me? Start what?
- 搞得我紧张兮兮的。- 我才没有紧张兮兮。 - Getting all nerved up. - I am not all nerved up.
你就是在...故意激怒我。 You just an... antagonize me.
这么说并不准确。 That isn't exactly the word for it.
你怎么改变主意来这儿了？ What changed your mind about coming here?
我... - 我对那件事不太清楚。 - 好吧，没关系。 I... - I'm not very clear about that. - Well, it doesn't matter.
看这里，你就在这个位置。 Point it, you are here.
挺有意思的，不是吗？ It's interesting, isn't it?
这么说并不太准确。 That's not exactly the word for it.
除了我的工作，你还知道我什么吗？ You know anything about me? Aside from my work.
他们说的每句话都是真的。 Everything they say is true.
不过，除了说我嗑药那部分。 Well, except for the bit about my being on stuff.
我以前确实碰过一阵子，但时间不长...没惹上什么大麻烦。 I was for a while, but not long enough... to get in any real trouble.
我猜这是个严重警告吧。 I take it this is the big warning.
你可以跳过这段。 You can skip that.
我能照顾好自己。 I can take care of myself.
拜托，别跟我来这套假惺惺的把戏。 Please, don't start that la-de-da shit with me.
这真让我恶心。留着这些话对你丈夫和你那帮迷人的朋友说吧。 It makes me wanna puke. Save it for your husband and your charming crew of friends.
太荒唐了。 This is ridiculous.
- 我要回家了。- 坐下！ - I am going home. - Sit down!
- 坐下。- 我待不下去了。 - Sit down. - I can't stay.
- 你让我气炸了。- 你没生气。 - You make me too mad. - You're not mad.
你吓得要死。 You're scared to death.
该死，我也是。 Goddammit, so am I.
我也是。 So am I.
宝贝，你可真是个尤物。 Baby, you are a terrific piece of ass.
你一直都这么厉害吗？ Are you always that good?
不行。 No.
好吧，恭维话就到此为止。 Well, so much for the compliment.
现在，我们到底该怎么办？ Now, what the hell do we do?
- 你什么意思？- 这个嘛...我本来以为你不过是想找点乐子，但事态可能会失控 - What do you mean? - Well... I thought you'd be good for a couple of screws, but this could get out of hand.
别担心。 Don't worry.
我没打算和你扯上关系 I have no intention of getting involved with you.
我才是那个不会和你纠缠的人 I am the one who is not going to get involved with you.
我可不会让你这种晕头转向的疯女人毁了我 I'm not gonna let a dizzy, mixed-up broad like you mess me up.
那还有什么可担心的呢？ Then there's nothing to worry about, is there?
我了解你这种人。 I know your type.
像你这样的女性...对性...尤其高质量的性...必须要有爱才行。 For females like you, sex... particularly great sex... there's got to be love.
我永远不可能爱上你。永远。 I could never love you. Ever.
能请你挪一下让我从地上起来吗？ Could you please move a little so I can get up off this floor?
为了什么？ What for?
穿上衣服回家吧。 To get dressed and go home.
现在才四点十分。 It's only ten past four.
你刚到这里。 You just got here.
喂。 Hey.
- 乔治，让我走。 - 为什么？ - George, let me go. - Why?
因为你已经... Cause you already...
你很可靠，不是吗？ You're reliable, aren't you?
让我看看。 Let's see.
没错，你确实很可靠。 Yes, you are.
活蹦乱跳 Alive and kicking.
关键在于 你能否接受异性恋关系？ The thing it all hangs on is, can you have a straight sex thing or not?
对你来说可不容易 It's not gonna be easy for you.
我了解你这号人 I know your type.
你之前说过这话。我究竟是什么类型？ You said that before. What exactly is my type?
你的类型就是——小时候每晚都要把头发梳上一百下。 Your type is that when you were a little girl, you brushed your hair 100 strokes every single night.
我总是偷懒。 I always cheated.
还戴着白手套去舞蹈学校。 And you wore white gloves and you went to dancing school.
在你十岁生日那天，你爸爸雇了个魔术师来助兴。 And on your tenth birthday, you're daddy hired a magician to entertain at your party.
第二年夏天你去夏令营，爱上了那个教你骑马的拉拉女指导员。 And the next summer you went to camp and fell in love with your dyke riding counselor.
是网球教练。 Tennis counselor.
后来你又去了所糟糕透顶的女校，对吧？ Then you went to some pukey girls' school, didn't you?
你负责编辑了年鉴。 And you edited the year book.
然后在楠塔基特岛的暑假期间，你和弗吉尼亚军事学院的一个傻小子亲热得忘乎所以。 And then during the summer and vacation on Nantucket, you necked your ass off with a dumb boy from Virginia Military Institute.
他其实很聪明，而且来自埃克塞特。 He was a smart, and from Exeter.
那是在东汉普顿。 And it was East Hampton.
这身装扮。 Now, that get-up.
正是你的风格。 That's your type.
你干嘛打扮得像要去基督教青年会听诗歌朗诵似的来这儿？ Why do you come here looking as if you're on your way to a poetry reading at the Y.M.H.A.?
而不是准备去 50 号街搞婚外情的模样。 Instead of on my way to commit adultery on 50th Street.
真的，巴萨太太，您就是这样认为的吗？ Really, is that what it is to you, Mrs. Balser?
当然不是什么风流韵事。 Certainly not a love affair.
呃，我认为还有其他说法。 Well, there are, I believe, other terms.
留着这些词儿吧...写你那糟糕透顶的书去。 Save 'em... for your bloody awful books.
喂。 Hey.
等等，先别走。等一下。 Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
把这句话收回去。 You take that back.
好的。 Okay.
你真厉害。 You're good.
你太厉害了...简直不敢想象。 You're so good... it doesn't bear thinking about.
嗯... Well...
现在，你告诉我为什么上来时就考虑这件事。 Now, you tell me why you came up here thinking about it.
因为这样我就得琢磨为什么作家乔治...同时也刻意表现得粗鄙庸俗。 Because then I have to figure out why George, the writer... is also George, the deliberately... coarse and vulgar clod.
嘿，咱们先随兴发挥一会儿怎么样？ Hey, what do you say we play this by ear for a while?
好的。 Okay.
这样...我们接下来大概一周不见面。也别互相打电话。 Now... we will not see each other for say... about a week. And we won't call each other.
别对我露出那种笑容。你会想给我打电话的。 Don't give me that smile. You're gonna wanna call me.
假设我们定在下周今天的约会。 Now, let's say we have a date a week from today.
同一时间。 Same time.
在那周里我们都会冷静思考。 During that week we will think things over.
你会掂量这场纯粹而极致的性爱是否值得争取 You will think about whether you can swing this for what it is, pure and incredible sex.
而我则在考量自己的承受底线 And I will think about just what I can or cannot take.
- 这话什么意思？- 意思是我未必应付得了你那些情绪化的发作 - And what does that mean? - Well, it means I'm just not sure wanna cope with all of your emotional tantrums.
- 我情绪化发作？- 你会为我痴狂的 - My emotional tantrums? - You'll be crazy about me.
你们都是这样。个个疯疯癫癫，站都站不稳。 You really are. All crazy, weak in the knees.
然后你们会发脾气，大吵大闹，吃醋占有欲爆发，提出各种要求还要当众闹笑话。 And then you're gonna have tantrums and you're gonna throw fits and you're gonna get upset and possessive and make demands and scenes.
听听你自己在说什么。 Listen to yourself.
现在，要是这周你们决定不玩了，或者不想按我的规矩来，就别给我打电话，也别来见我。 Now, if during this week you've decided you've kicked it or you don't wanna play it my way, you just don't call me or you don't come.
如果这周内我决定不需要的话，我会打电话告诉你别来，或者你到的时候我干脆不在家。 And if, during the week, I've decided I don't need it, I'll call you and tell you not to come or I just will not be here when you show up.
- 真是厚颜无耻到极点。- 那...又怎样？ - All the unmitigated gall. - Well... what about it?
你觉得如何？成交吗？ What do you say? Deal?
- 成交。- 很好。 - It's a deal. - Good.
真恶心。早餐前就吃洋葱。 Yuck. Onions before breakfast.
-你就不能晚点再吃吗？-饭在餐厅里。 - Couldn't you wait until later? - Food's in the dining room.
你在那儿根本闻不到味道。 You won't be able to smell anything in there.
我们在卧室都能闻到那该死的洋葱味。 You can smell the bloody onions all the way in our bedroom.
就是这样把我吵醒了。这是什么？ That's what woke me up. What's this?
用来塞火鸡的填料。 Something for the turkey stuffing.
这看起来脏兮兮的。 It looks mucky.
- 这该死的臭味是什么？- 早上好，乔纳森。 - What's that bloody smell? - Good morning, Jonathan.
天啊。你是在做大餐吗？ God. Are you making a big production?
我正在准备感恩节晚餐。 I am making Thanksgiving dinner.
而且按照你的要求，格外丰盛。怎么了？ And rather special, as you requested. Why?
我感觉那种该死的毛病又要发作了。 I feel as if I'm getting that goddamn thing all over again.
你昨晚大概喝太多了。 You probably drank too much last night.
回去接着睡吧。醒来会感觉好些的。 Go back to sleep. You'll feel better when you wake up.
现在感觉好些了吗？ Feeling any better?
你看上去气色好多了。 You look better.
女孩们去哪了？ Where are the girls?
和几个朋友在看感恩节游行。 Watching the Thanksgiving parade with some friends.
太好了。 Great.
这样我们就有充足的时间。 It gives us plenty of time.
几点钟了？ Time?
不过是一时兴起的露水情缘。 For a little old roll in the hay.
- 现在吗？- 是啊，当然是现在。 - Now? - Yeah, of course now.
亲爱的，你身体不适。 Honey, you're not feeling well.
我感觉很好。 I feel fine.
其实我现在挺有感觉的 I feel pretty horny as a matter of fact.
整天躺在床上无所事事 是容易让人想入非非 You get pretty horny lying around in bed all day.
那个...抱歉 但我...真的没什么兴致 Well... I'm sorry, but I... I really don't feel like it.
关键是我并没有整天赖在床上 I mean, I haven't been lying around in bed all day.
我一整天都在东奔西跑。 I've been running around all day.
而且还有一大堆事情没做完。 And there's a lot left to do.
要是我现在不去关那个......好吧好吧，我明白你的意思了。 And if I don't go turn off the... Yeah, okay, I get the idea.
你能不能至少给我带点吃的来？ Do you think you could at least bring me something to eat?
- 好的。您要点什么？ - 橙汁和咖啡，一份四分钟的煮蛋和一个司康饼。不要黄油。 - Sure. What would you like? - Juice and coffee, one four-minute egg and a scone. No butter.
再来些西洋李子酱。 And some damson plum preserves.
- 我们该吃晚饭了... - 我饿了。 - We're gonna be eating dinner... - Well, I'm hungry.
我一整天都没吃东西。 I haven't eaten all day.
天哪，这晚餐太美味了，汀恩。 My, this is a delicious dinner, Tine.
这道美味简直绝了，姑娘们？ Isn't this just scrumptious, girls?
这款酒名叫罗曼尼-圣维旺。 This wine is called Romanee-Saint-Vivant.
你能念出来吗？ Can you say that?
罗曼尼-圣维旺。 Romanee-Saint-Vivant.
很好。你必须从小学习，长大后才能真正懂酒。 Good. You must learn so when you grow up, you'll know all about wines.
女性没理由不比男性更懂酒。 No reason why women shouldn't know as much as men.
1964 年的酒要价不菲。 Expensive for a 1964.
昂贵但毫不...做作。你明白我的意思吧？ Expensive but not... smug. You know what I mean?
这个馅料尝起来不一样。 This stuffing tastes different.
为什么不做我们喜欢的老式馅料呢？ Why didn't you make the old kind of stuffing we love?
爸爸今年特意要求做些不一样的。 Daddy specifically asked for something different this year.
是不是啊，乔纳森？ Didn't you, Jonathan?
我确实做了。而且我很高兴这么做了。 I did. And I'm glad I did.
太棒了。超级无敌棒。 It's great. Super-duper.
早就说过你天生就是个顶尖厨师的料。 Always said you had the makings of a superb cook.
填料里有什么？那些弯弯曲曲的东西？ What's in the stuffing? The squiggly things?
吃东西时别说话，西尔维。 Please don't talk with your mouth full, Sylvie.
生蚝。 Oysters.
西尔维！ Sylvie!
西尔维！你做出这么恶心的事是什么意思？ Sylvie! What do you mean by doing such a disgusting thing?
西尔维！我正跟你说话呢。 Sylvie! I am talking to you.
刚才那出闹剧是什么意思？ What was the meaning of that outrage?
生蚝！真让我恶心。 Oysters! They make me sick.
-你和丽兹明明最爱吃生蚝 -是配鸡尾酒酱的半壳生蚝 天哪 可不是塞在血淋淋的火鸡肚子里 - You and Liz just love oysters. - On the half shell with cocktail sauce. Not in a bloody turkey, for God's sake.
西尔维,你必须立刻向妈妈道歉。 Sylvie, you will apologize to your mother this instant.
然后你要吃掉这道美味的晚餐,她可是花了很多心血准备的。 And then you will eat this delicious dinner that she has worked so hard to cook.
一点也不美味,难吃死了。 It isn't delicious, it's awful.
软绵绵的栗子,洋葱芹菜加奶油。 Mushy chestnuts, onion and celery and cream.
就连沙拉都不寻常，橙子和切碎的植物。 Even the salad isn't normal. Oranges and cut up plants.
你直接回房间去。 You go straight to your room.
我很乐意回房间。 I'm happy to go to my room.
我感觉相当不舒服。 I feel rather peculiar.
埃利奥特在此，乔纳森。近来可好？ Elliott here, Jonathan. How are you?
老兄埃利，别来无恙啊？ Elly, old boy. How are you?
-感恩节过得愉快吗？ -棒极了，你呢？ - Have a pleasant Thanksgiving? - Splendid, and you?
完美至极。简直不能更好了。 Perfect. Couldn't have been better.
非常抱歉在假期打扰您，但我们这里有个小型财务会议要开。 I'm awfully sorry to bother you on a holiday, but, we're having a little financial meeting here.
-你有空参加吗？-当然。 - Are you free to join us? - Of course.
我很乐意。十分钟后到。 I'd love to. Be over in ten minutes.
刚才是怎么回事？ What was that?
刚才是什么情况？ What was what?
- 那声可怕的巨响。- 我摔了个盘子。 - That awful crash. - I dropped a plate.
听着不像盘子。 Didn't sound like a plate.
- 你为什么要出去？- 你心里清楚。 - Why are you going out? - You ought to know.
你刚才在用分机偷听。 You were listening on the extension.
为什么亚瑟先生要你参加财务会议？ Why does Mr. Asher want you for a financial meeting?
因为我要成为他新葡萄园的主要投资人之一。 Because I'm gonna be one of the major investors in his new vineyard.
多少量？ How much?
你以为你是谁，在盘问我吗？ Who do you think you are, cross examining me?
乔纳森，你投资了多少钱？ How much are you investing, Jonathan?
我不喜欢被盘问。 I don't like being cross examined.
我也不喜欢被电话监听。 And I don't like being spied on on the telephone.
我们哪来的钱投资葡萄园？ How can we afford to invest in a vineyard?
这里的财务事务由我负责。 I'm in charge of financial matters around here.
你可以收起那副尖酸刻薄的腔调，带着它"该干嘛干嘛去"，老姑娘。 So you can take that snippy tone of voice and do "you know what" with it, old girl.
既然你今天已经筋疲力尽了...我建议你直接上床睡觉。 And since you've had such an exhausting day... I suggest that you just go to bed.
好好放松。 And relax.
好吧...我们上钩了。 Well... we're hooked.
无论如何，至少暂时是这样。 At least for a while, anyway.
这些都是谁教你的？ Who taught you all that?
多么灵巧的双手啊。 Marvelous hands.
令人惊叹的双手。 Incredible hands.
他没教你那些。 He didn't teach you all that.
谁出钱？ Who?
你那个不靠谱的丈夫。 That goofed up husband of yours.
你嫁给他之前经常鬼混吗？ You screw around a lot before you married him?
不算太经常。 Not a lot.
那么，他到底有什么问题呢？ Well, what's his problem, anyway?
我想你可能不知道，可他恰好是个非常出色的律师。 I gather you don't know it, but he happens to be a brilliant lawyer.
那他会察觉到这件事吗？ Well, is he likely to get wise to this?
不会的，他没在监视我。 No, he doesn't watch me.
他这会儿...有点太自我陶醉了。 He's a... little too involved with himself right now.
他八成在哪个妞儿那儿逍遥呢。 Well, he probably has a broad somewhere.
不行。 No.
他不是那种人。 He isn't the type.
亲爱的，天下乌鸦一般黑。 Everybody is the type, pussycat.
你嫁给他之后...是不是整天就只顾着鬼混？ Well, did you... just screw around a lot since you married him?
以前从没有过。 Never before.
真的吗？ Really?
那怎么拖了这么久？ Well, what took you so long?
呃... Um...
我相信那些方正的美德。 I believed in all those square virtues.
忠贞与忠诚。 Fidelity and loyalty.
你理解的都不是重点。 Nothing, you'd understand.
是啊，现在告诉我真正的原因。 Yeah. Now tell me the real reason.
这才是真正的缘由。 That is the real reason.
况且，性对我而言没那么重要。 And besides, sex isn't that important to me.
真的没那么重要。 No, it really isn't.
我亲爱的鱼儿。 My sweet fish.
我的宝贝鱼儿。 My sweet fish.
你的表现可不像个对性事无所谓的人。 You do not act like a broad to whom sex is not important.
谁调教你的？ Who broke you in?
说吧。告诉我。他是怎样的男人？ Come on. Tell me. What was he like?
我就爱听这种事。 I dig hearing about that sort of thing.
偷窥狂。 Voyeur.
别跟我扯什么偷窥不偷窥的。我就是爱看。 Don't give me any crap about being a voyeur. I am a voyeur.
嗯... Well...
没有人... 像那样的。 there wasn't anybody... like that.
况且，也没必要有这样的人。 And besides, there doesn't have to be.
对...某些女人来说...性只是...本能反应。 With... some women... sex is just... instinctive.
还记得普鲁斯特怎么描述阿尔贝蒂娜的吗？ Remember what Proust told about Albertine?
她...本能地知道...什么样的刺激能让男性身体愉悦。 She... instinctively knew... what would give the male body pleasure.
她...什么？ She... what?
她本能地知道什么样的刺激能让男性... She instinctively knew what would give the male...
乔治，请不要取笑我。 George, please don't laugh at me.
耶稣。 Jesus.
我可爱的小宝贝。 My funny baby.
"阿尔贝蒂娜本能地意识到..." "Albertine instinctively knew..."
天呐。天呐，你太离谱了。你这个笨蛋。 My God. My God, you are too much. You knucklehead.
普鲁斯特是个同性恋，而阿尔贝蒂娜他妈的是个男的。 Proust was a homosexual and Albertine was a goddamn boy.
我恰好不相信那个理论。 Well, I don't happen to believe in that theory.
我碰巧相信阿尔贝蒂娜这个角色——是以一个真实女性为原型塑造的。——这是谁教你的？ I happen to believe that the character of Albertine - was based on a real woman. - And who taught you that?
莎拉·劳伦斯学院的某个蹩脚教授？ Some crappy professor at Sarah Lawrence?
-史密斯学院。-嘿。嘿。 - Smith. - Hey. Hey.
嘿，亲爱的。 Hey. Hey, sweetheart.
甜心饼干。 Sweetheart cookie.
你确实是个聪明的姑娘，但有时候脑子里像装满弹珠似的转不过弯。 You really are a smart dame, but sometimes you've got a box full of marbles for a brain.
而你是个刻薄残忍的混蛋。 And you're a mean, cruel bastard.
你总能成功搞砸几乎所有事情。 And you manage to spoil just about everything.
我的圣诞礼物清单。 My Christmas list.
那些无法用现金解决的，以及除了现金还需要亲手挑份小礼物的。 The ones that can't be covered by cash and the ones that require the personal touch of a little present besides cash.
你会注意到我在每个名字后面都写了建议，还标了个价格上限。 You'll notice that I put down suggestions after each name, with a sort of price ceiling.
在某些情况下，我甚至还标出了商店名。 In some cases, I've even indicated stores.
洛德泰勒百货的靴子不错，我恰好知道纽比女士需要一双。 Lord & Taylor is nice for boots and I happen to know Ms. Newby needs a pair.
我认为羊毛衬里的麂皮靴会是不错的选择，正如我所建议的。 Fleece-lined suede will be nice, I think, as I've suggested.
我甚至记下了她的鞋码。 I've even put down her size.
我想你是要我帮你采购圣诞礼物？ I take it you want me to do your Christmas shopping?
是的。今年我实在抽不出时间。 Yes, I do. I haven't any time this year.
对了，那些宴会回执收得怎么样了？ By the way, how are the RSVP's coming in?
除了七八个人之外，其他都回复了。 Everyone's answered, except seven or eight.
夏洛特·雷迪、朱莉·海耶斯和帕卡德一家怎么说？他们都接受邀请了吗？ What about Charlotte Rady and Julie Hayes and the Packards? They all accept?
夏洛特和朱莉接受了，乔伊丝·帕卡德今早来电话说她来不了。 Charlotte Rady and Julie Hayes did, Joyce Packard called this morning and said she couldn't come.
听这个消息我很难过。 I'm very sorry to hear that.
真的非常遗憾。她说明原因了吗？ Very, very sorry. Did she give any reason?
他们去某个地方滑雪了。 They're off to some place to ski.
克洛斯特斯或基茨比厄尔。 Klosters or Kitzbuhel.
哎，有些人可真懂得享受生活，对吧？ Boy, some people really know how to live, don't they?
我希望你安排好了下星期把公寓收拾好。 I hope you've arranged to have the apartment done next week.
地板打蜡完毕，窗户也都擦好了。 Floors waxed, windows washed.
你订好鲜花了对吧？ You've ordered the flowers, haven't you?
还没呢。 Not yet.
还没订？ Not yet?
你意识到我们的派对只剩九天了吗？ Do you realize our party is only nine days away?
我想和你谈谈。 I wanna have a talk with you.
大概是关于什么？ About what?
你知道烟草会伤害牙齿吗？ Do you know what tobacco does to your teeth?
会使牙齿变色。 Stains them.
你注意到我不会让自己被一小管烟草所控制。 You notice that I don't allow myself to be ruled by a little tube of tobacco.
你来找我就是谈这个？抽烟的事？ Is that what you came to talk about? Smoking?
我想谈谈我们的生活方式。 I wanna talk about the way we live.
我们现在的生活方式简直荒谬。 The way we live is ridiculous.
我完全同意。 I couldn't agree more.
蒂娜，我一直在书房里琢磨这件事。 Tina, I've been sitting in the den trying to figure it out.
为什么每次我正要发挥创作潜能时，你却百般阻挠？ Why is it, just as I am about to realize my creative potential, you are doing everything to hold me back?
要是我认为你的某些做法是错的呢？ What if I happen to think that some of your methods are wrong?
你现在这种做派...给那些所谓的名人办豪华派对...追着他们屁股后面跑。 This whole kick you're on... throwing big parties for so-called celebrities... running after them.
我觉得这既愚蠢又侮辱人格。 I think it's idiotic and demeaning.
他们根本不在乎你。他们只想利用你。 They don't care about you. They wanna use you.
为什么不能让我自己来判断这件事？ Why don't you just let me be the judge of that.
为什么？为什么你就不能配合我，非要处处跟我作对？ Why? Why can't you go along with me instead of working to destroy me?
想知道真相吗？我更担心那些姑娘们。 Wanna know the truth? I'm more worried about the girls.
你这话到底什么意思？ What the hell do you mean by that crack?
女孩们会从母亲身上学习如何成为女人...而你绝对树立了糟糕透顶的坏榜样。 Girls look to their mothers to learn how to be women... and you sure set one hell of a horrible example.
听着，乔纳森·鲍尔瑟，要说谁给那些姑娘们树立了恶劣榜样，那个人绝对不是我。 Well, listen here, Jonathan Balser, if there's any rotten example being set, for those girls, it is not me.
这种屁话你还是收回去吧。） So you take that kind of talk and shove it right up your ass.
（你冷静点，别满嘴脏话。） You calm down. Calm down. Stop using such foul language.
（就当你刚才那些混账话我没听见。） I'm gonna pretend that you never said any of the nasty things you just said.
（不得不说你倒是挺大度啊。） Well, that is very big of you, I must say.
我一直很有耐心...我无比耐心...比我所知的任何男人都更有耐心。 I have been patient... I have been fantastically patient... more patient than any other man I know.
但我已经黔驴技穷，无计可施了。 But I am at my wit's end. I don't know what to do.
大概是关于什么？ About what?
九天后我们要举办一场百人宴会。 In nine days we are giving a party for 100 people.
我雇了纽约最昂贵的餐饮服务商博蒙特，负责所有餐点和服务——甚至连冰块都包办了。 I have hired Beaumont, the most expensive caterer in New York, to handle the food and the service. Even the ice.
我想看你为这次派对成功做一件事。 I would like to see you do one thing to make this party a success.
你会来参加派对吗...下周六我们举办的...如果我能想到一个安全邀请你的方式？ Would you come to a party... that we're giving a week from Saturday... if I thought of a safe way of inviting you?
绝对不行。 Not on your life.
为什么？ Why?
首先，我不喜欢派对。 First of all, I don't dig parties.
我讨厌他们。其次，我可不是靠那种事找乐子的人。 I hate them. And second of all, I do not get my kicks from that sort of thing.
哪种事？ What sort of thing?
那种"天知地知你知我知"的破把戏。 That "nobody-knows-but-us" crap.
我可怜的小宝贝。 My poor baby.
我就知道你会有这种低级的乐趣。 I might have known you'd take that kind of cheap thrill.
我之所以邀请你，是因为有你在场会好受些。 I only asked you because it would be more bearable if you were there.
既然你这么讨厌派对，那我们在派对上遇见时你在干嘛？ If you hate parties so much, what were you doing at the do where we met?
去查探一个满嘴谎话的贱人。 Checking up on a lying cunt.
高挑瘦削的金发女郎。 The tall, skinny blonde.
是谁又有什么区别？ What difference does it make who it was?
听上去你好像...很在乎她。 It sounds as if you... cared for her.
在乎？ Cared?
天呐，你开始变得占有欲很强了，不是吗？ Christ, you are starting to get possessive, aren't you?
你还会见她吗？ Do you still see her?
你和无数不同的女人上过床，对吧？ You've made love to a million different women, haven't you?
大概也就差个十来个吧。 Give or take a dozen.
你已积累了大量的实践和经验。 You've had lots of practice and experience.
难道不值得高兴吗？ Aren't you glad?
我嫉妒了。 I'm jealous.
你他妈根本没资格嫉妒。 You have no goddamn right to get jealous.
- 为什么？因为我已婚？ - 不是。 - Why? Because I'm married? - No.
因为你他妈的给我时间太少了，这就是原因。 Because you give me too damn little of your time, that's why.
你去给那个老乔纳森换尿布跑腿的时候，我他妈该干什么？ What the hell am I supposed to do while you're off changing diapers and running errands for old Jona-thing?
既然说到这个，你老实告诉我——你们俩从来没上过床？——没，我们不是这种关系。 And while we're on that subject, you can tell me - you two never screw? - No, I'm not.
哦，要是我介意呢？ Well, supposing I don't like that.
你在吃醋。 You're jealous.
既然你和我只是肉体关系，又有什么区别呢？ Well, what difference does it make, since you and I are only having a straight sex thing?
去他妈的这些废话。 Shit to all that.
来吧宝贝，我们别浪费时间了。 Come on, baby, we're wasting time.
哦！天啊，真冷啊。 Ooh! Jesus, is it cold.
- 你好。- 嗨。 - Hello. - Hi.
你好。 Hello.
看看我给你带了什么。 Look what I have for you.
它还冷着。 It's still cold.
- 你没有浴袍吗？- 我这辈子从没拥有过。 - Don't you have a bathrobe? - Never owned one in my life.
为什么？ Why?
在我长大的地方，浴袍可是奢侈品。 Bathrobes were luxuries where I grew up.
如今这已成习惯。 Now, it's just a habit.
今天是周二吗？那周五怎么样？ What's today? Tuesday? How about Friday?
我知道这样只会印证你的观点...但实际情况是，下周之前我都无法见你。 I know this will only prove your point... but the fact is, I can't see you until next week.
而下周那次见面后，就要等到假期结束后才能再见了。 And next week will be the last time until after the holidays.
你难道不想知道原因吗？ Don't you wanna know why?
不，我他妈的一点也不关心。 No, I don't give a shit why.
好吧，其中一个原因就是我们要办的那该死的派对。 Well, one of the reasons is that damn party we're having.
我得留下来确保地板打好蜡，窗户擦干净。就是这类有意思的活儿。 I have to stick around and see that the floors get waxed and the windows get washed. Interesting things like that.
然后...然后周五我得去看牙医——还要去做头发。- 嗯。 And then... And then Friday, I have to go to the dentist - and to the hairdresser. - Yeah.
下周初我可以见你。 Next week I could see you early in the week.
因为我大概周中那几天要来例假。 Because I'm due to get the curse around the middle of the week.
我不介意那个。 I don't mind that.
- 我愿意。- 你当然愿意。 - I do. - You would.
然后呢？ Then what?
这既令人着迷，又让人毛骨悚然。 This is fascinating, in a hair-raising sort of way.
紧接着就是圣诞假期。 After that is Christmas vacation.
我得抽时间陪陪姑娘们，带她们出去转转。 I have to spend some time with the girls, take them places.
老天，你居然还有脸吃醋。 Jesus, and you have the nerve to be jealous.
听着，现在 5 点 20 了，你还不赶紧动起来？ Look, it's 5:20, hadn't you better move your ass?
你到底想不想下周二见我了？ Do you wanna see me next Tuesday or not?
当然，当然，宝贝。周二没问题。 Sure. Sure, baby. Tuesday is fine.
我会在床头挂些槲寄生。 I'll have some mistletoe hanging over the bed.
啊！ Aah!
- 嘿，蒂娜，是你吗？- 你好。 - Hey, Tine, is that you? - Hi.
快进来看看 我有东西要给你瞧 Come on in here. I wanna show you something.
你觉得怎么样？ How do they look?
噢 太完美了 Ooh, just fine.
153 个礼物 还有十天才是圣诞节 One hundred and fifty-three. Still ten days to Christmas.
- 我们已经走完一半路程了。 - 什么的一半路程？ - We're half way there. - Half way where?
嗯...今年我们寄出了 300 张贺卡。 Well... we sent out 300 cards this year.
我希望你在扔掉它们之前先列个清单。 I want you to make a list before you throw them away.
没必要给那些懒得给我们回寄贺卡的人再寄明年的贺卡了。 No point in sending cards next year to people who couldn't be bothered to send us one.
我想起你说过的话。 I remembered what you said.
关于我悲惨童年的那段？ That bit about my deprived childhood?
听着，我把这个拿回去换几件衬衫你会很不高兴吗？我的衬衫实在太少了。 Look, would you be very sore if I took this back and I got some shirts? I'm very low on shirts.
别因为你没给我准备礼物觉得尴尬，就要摆出一副凶巴巴的样子。 Just because you're embarrassed you didn't get me a present, doesn't mean you have to get tough.
谁说我没给你准备礼物？ And who said I didn't get you a present?
要是真收到你的礼物 我可能会晕过去 I'd faint if I ever got a present from you.
真的吗？ You would?
打开它。 Open it.
别光坐着 快试试看 Well, don't just sit there. Try it on.
现在？这里？ Now? Here?
现在，这里。 Now. Here.
你怎么突然谦虚起来了？ You're suddenly modest?
- 果然不出我所料。- 什么？ - Just as I thought. - What?
你这身一点都不性感。 You don't look at all sexy.
不过比起你常穿的那套迪斯汀公司女士内衣，这已经算进步了。 Still, it's an improvement over that Destin Company lady lingerie you're always wearing.
闭嘴 Shut up.
你闭嘴。 You shut up.
- 过来 - 不要 - Come here. - No.
这...太冷了。 It's... too cold.
还不错嘛。一点也不差。 That's not bad. That's not bad at all.
总比裹着脏兮兮的旧雨衣到处走强多了。 It's a lot better than walking around in a dirty old raincoat.
好了，圣诞节就这么结束了。 Well, that's it. Christmas is over.
我曾是个乖孩子，圣诞老人就来啦。 I was a good little boy and Santa Claus came.
对吧？ Didn't you?
圣诞节你打算怎么过？ What are you gonna do on Christmas?
为什么？ Why?
我该做点什么？你在忙什么？ What should I be doing? What are you doing?
告诉我，在温馨有爱的鲍尔泽家里，我们主的诞辰是如何庆祝的？ Tell me, how is the birthday of our Lord celebrated in the warm and loving Balser household?
接电话。 Answer the telephone.
他妈的去接电话。 Answer the goddamn phone.
好的。 Okay.
你好。 Hello.
不，我刚刚在洗澡。 No, I was taking a shower.
因为我乐意。就这样。 Because I felt like it. That's why.
看在上帝的份上，你能不能别犯傻了？ Will you get off that stupid kick, for Christ's sake?
不行，那太早了。 No, that's too early.
我记得让你住手的。 I thought I told you to knock it off.
我大概八点钟到那儿。 I'll be there about eight o' clock.
大家都同意你根本没资格吃醋 It was agreed that you have no damn right to be jealous.
- 我没吃醋 - 什么？ - I am not jealous. - What?
我不是吃醋 我只是觉得恶心 I'm not jealous. I just feel sick.
为什么？这不是你自找的吗 Why? You asked for it.
是你求我的，也是你命令我接电话的。 You begged for it. You ordered me to answer the phone.
怎么今天突然插着线了？ How come it was plugged in today?
怕错过那通电话吧？ Afraid you'd miss that call?
天呐，接下来要上演苦情大戏了。 Christ, here comes the big agony scene.
我甚至不确定那件衬裙真是买给我的 I'm not even sure you bought that chemise for me.
- 可你穿着很合身 不是吗 - 这尺码能套进任何... - 骚货的腰 - 拜托 - Well, it fit you, didn't it? - It could fit any number of... - broads. - Please.
你到底想证明什么？证明我是个人渣？是个混蛋？ What are you trying to prove? That I'm a rat? A bastard?
你心知肚明。这就是你来这里的原因。 You know that. That's why you come here.
- 这让你兴奋。- 有时确实让我兴奋。 - It's what turns you on. - Sometimes it turns me on.
有时却让我想吐。 Sometimes it makes me wanna throw up.
凡事都有代价。 Everything has its price.
我知道。 I know.
我不确定我能否支付。 I'm not sure I can pay it.
那么，你到底能不能？如果不行就别占着茅坑不拉屎。 Well, can you or can't you? If you can't, get off the pot.
你果然如我所料在混淆视听。 You're trying to confuse things, as I knew you would.
净扯这些礼物的破事。 All this jazz about presents.
礼物跟你我有什么关系？ What the hell has presents got to do with you and me?
天哪，我肯定是疯了。 Jesus, I must be out of my mind.
每次你表现出人性化的迹象，我就会觉得——你肯定是疯了。- 我不是人类。 Anytime you show signs of being human, I'll think - you're out of your mind. - I'm not human.
多愁善感。 Sentimental.
我们正好有一场绝妙的性爱体验。 We happen to have a fantastic sex thing.
性就是性。 Sex is sex.
睡一觉就是睡一觉，仅此而已。 A lay is a lay is a lay.
想找乐子就来这儿，包您享受到帝王般的欢愉。 You wanna get laid, you come here and you get royally laid.
这样还不够吗？ Isn't that enough?
为什么非要装腔作势搞那些花里胡哨的玩意儿？ No why the hell do you have to dress it up with a lot of schmultz and trimmings?
想要这种情况的话，去找你们上流社交圈里那些出轨成性的负罪感丈夫好了。 If that's what you want, go find yourself some nice guilty type of adulteress husband in that select social set you travel in.
那些人可都是这方面的行家。 They're past masters at that sort of crap.
你不需要女人。你需要一台性爱机器。 You don't need a woman. You need a sex machine.
确实，这能省去一大堆麻烦。 Well, it sure would save one hell of a lot of trouble.
圣诞快乐！ Merry Christmas!
巴尔泽夫人？博蒙特服务公司为您效劳，夫人。 Madame Balser? Beaumont service, Madame.
博蒙特先生，终于见面了，真是荣幸。 Monsieur Beaumont, a pleasure to meet you at last.
我不是博蒙特先生，我是亨利先生。 I'm not Monsieur Beaumont. I'm Monsieur Henri.
您好啊，亨利。 How do you do, Henri?
博蒙特先生什么时候到？ What time does Monsieur Beaumont arrive?
博蒙特先生没有到达，鲍尔瑟先生。 Monsieur Beaumont does not arrive, Monsieur Balser.
请问，我的随从们有地方可以更换衣物吗？ Please, is there somewhere my people can change their clothes?
没有到达？ Doesn't arrive?
你是说，根本就不来了？恐怕我没听明白。 You mean, not come at all? I'm afraid I don't understand.
博蒙特先生只会在那些...做好必要安排的派对上现身。 Monsieur Beaumont only appears at those parties where the... necessary arrangements have been made.
呃，我...这事本应跟我讲清楚的。 Well, I... This should have been made clear to me.
没人告诉过我必须做特殊安排才能请动博蒙特先生。 I wasn't told that one had to make special arrangements to have Monsieur Beaumont appear.
太他妈气人了。 Bloody upsetting.
- 这真的很重要吗？ - 该死的，当然重要。 - Does it really matter? - Goddamn right it matters.
我花了大价钱请博蒙特来这露个脸。他本可以告诉我的。 I'm paying enough for Beaumont to come here and show his bloody face. He could've told me.
你可真是胆大包天啊。 You've got your hell of a goddamn nerve.
- 现在我和我妻子要怎么进出家门？ - 出什么事了，迈耶先生？ Now how the hell are me and my wife supposed to get in and out - of our front door? - What's the trouble, Mr. Meyer?
找麻烦？我说你们把这些破衣架放在走廊简直胆大包天！ Trouble? I said you got your hell of a nerve putting these lousy coat racks in the hall.
实在抱歉，但您看...我们正在办大型派对...我管你办的是最后的晚餐还是什么。 I'm terribly sorry, but you see, we're having a big party... I don't care if you're having the last supper.
这些该死的衣架把我家前门都堵死了。 These lousy coatracks are blocking my front door.
我们的朋友到底要怎么进我家门？ How the hell are our friends supposed to get into our house?
- 万分抱歉，迈耶先生。- 我要告诉你一件事。 - I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Meyer. - I tell you something.
要不是因为你丈夫，我也不会过来大吵大闹。 I wouldn't have come over here and made this fuss, if it wasn't for that husband of yours.
要不是你丈夫上周按我门铃要求...不，不，不。他命令我换块新门垫。 If that husband of yours hadn't rung my bell last week and asked... No, no, no. He told me to get a new doormat.
你丈夫说我的门垫看着碍眼。 That husband of yours said that my doormat is an eyesore.
"伤眼"——他用的就是这个词！ That's exactly the word he used. Eyesore!
然后他还厚着脸皮要我收走玄关的伞架 Then he had the nerve to ask me to take in my umbrella stand.
那可是进口的伞架啊 That is an imported umbrella stand.
我是说 这家伙脸皮也太厚了 I mean, he's got his goddamn nerve.
他以为自己算老几，你那个丈夫？ Just who the hell does he think he is, that husband of yours?
就不能等到派对开始吗？ Can't you wait until the party begins?
派对已经开始了。 The party has begun.
妈妈，妈妈。 Mother, mother.
怎么了？出什么事了？ Why? What's the matter?
我们走进食品储藏室，看到那儿摆着一盘盘开胃小食。我们正准备一人拿一份，一个高个子男人说要是我们敢碰任何东西，就把我们锁在房间里。 We went into the pantry and there were platters of canapes and we were going to take one each and a tall man said if we touched anything, he'd lock us in our rooms.
哼，看来我得去教教他规矩。 Well, I just better straighten him out.
蒂娜，不许进去！ Tina, don't you dare go in there.
亨利先生说得对。 Monsieur Henri is right.
这些人都是专业人士。这些人追求完美。 These people are professionals. These people are perfectionists.
如果亨利先生不希望你们两个姑娘在旁边碍事，毁掉他们的心血成果，那你们就得听他的。 If Monsieur Henri doesn't want you two girls under his feet, spoiling all their hard work, then you listen to him.
- 我们就不能尝一个小点心吗？- 求你了？ - Can't we just have one canape? - Please?
这得由亨利先生决定。 That's up to Monsieur Henri.
为什么是亨利先生来决定？ Why is it up to Monsieur Henri?
因为这里由他负责。 Because he's in charge here.
他说了算？这可是我们的派对。 He's in charge here? This is our party.
我的派对！ My party!
我的派对！你根本没为这场派对动过一根手指头。 My party! You haven't lifted one finger for this party.
亨利先生是这栋房子的雇员！ Monsieur Henri is an employee in this house!
我想给露露上小点心，他就得乖乖照办。 If I wanna serve canapes to Lulu, that's who he'll serve canapes to.
你们妈妈真有意思，对吧姑娘们？ You're mother's very funny, isn't she, girls?
你们都听见了。听见她说什么了吧。 You heard her. You heard what she said.
你们妈妈想办个贵宾犬聚会，而不是人类派对。 Your mother wants to have a poodle party instead of a people party.
妈呀，竟然要办贵宾犬派对！ Mother, a poodle party!
你这个混蛋。 You lousy bastard.
好了，现在。快点。你们俩去看电视。 All right now. Come on. You two go watch television.
快去吧。快点，快点。 Go on now. Hurry up. Hurry up.
你一点都不在意在他们面前说什么，是吧？ Don't care what you say in front of them, do you?
惹得我亲生女儿嘲笑我？ Making my own daughters laugh at me?
和往常一样，你完全搞反了。 As usual, you've got everything twisted.
你让她们发现你觉得我可笑。 You let them see that you find me ridiculous.
是你鼓励她们觉得我可笑！ You encourage them to find me ridiculous!
我哪儿想歪了？！ What have I got twisted?!
你为什么事事都要反应过度？ Why do you have to overreact to everything?
我哪儿想歪了？！ What have I got twisted?!
她哪儿想歪了，老兄？ What has she got twisted, old boy?
彼得 琼妮 Peter. Joanie.
伸手去拿这些酒品 Reaching for these drinks.
给我来两杯珍宝威士忌 加一点点水和柠檬 Get me two J&B's, just a touch of water and some lemon.
明白吗 谢谢 Okay? Thank you.
看，别跑。我想跟你谈谈。 Look. Don't run away. I wanna talk to you.
马克，你好吗？见到你很高兴。圣诞快乐。 Mark, how are you? Good to see you. Merry Christmas.
你圣诞节会收到什么礼物？ What are you getting for Christmas?
请来杯啤酒，再加一杯双份伏特加汤力水。 Beer please and a double vodka and tonic.
当然，没问题。 Yes, yes. Absolutely.
能请你处理一下吗？ Can you get that, please?
老实说，我实在无法忍受。 Seriously, I couldn't stand it.
神圣派对，天使。 Divine party, angel.
我看到你在用博蒙特的人。 I see you're using Beaumont's people.
你早该打给我的。 You should have called me.
我本可以告诉你那个新来的家伙，简直棒极了。 I would have told you about this other new person who is simply marvelous.
过去几年里，全世界的人都用过博蒙特。 Everybody in the world used Beaumont in these last couple of years.
他做的那些煎蛋已经不行了。 Those omelets of his have had it.
我们今天就吃这个 - 煎蛋。 That's what we're having. Omelets.
亲爱的，我说错话了。 Dear, I've said something wrong.
我只是想说如果你打电话给我，我本可以给你些建议。 I just meant that if you called me, I could have given you some advice.
我确实有些建议要给你，亲爱的。 I do have some advice for you, angel.
关于其他事情的。 About something else.
还记得莎士比亚剧中伊阿古对摩尔人说的话吗？ Do you remember in Shakespeare what Iago said to the Moor?
好好照看你妻子。仔细观察她。 Look to your wife. Observe her well.
只是你们得把性别对调一下，亲爱的蒂娜。 Only you must switch the sexes around, Tina, dear.
哎呀，夏洛特...我还不知道你研究过古典文学呢。 Why, Charlotte... I didn't know that you'd done the classics.
我还以为你进电影圈是因为你是玛蒂·戈登最中意的应召女郎。 I thought you got into the movies because you were Maddy Gordon's favorite hooker.
下贱的小骚货。 Rotten little bitch.
- 亨利把大酒吧关了。- 我知道。 - Henri shut down the big bar. - I know.
现在开餐太早了。人们只想喝酒，- 不想考虑吃饭的事。- 我明白。 It's much too early. People wanna drink, - not think about food. - I know.
拦住他。让他重新开张酒吧。 Stop him. Make him re-open the bar.
我已经跟他提过了。 I've already asked him to.
他说今晚还有别的派对要准备，如果我们想吃东西就得现在点。 He says he has another party to do tonight and if we want food at all, it has to be now.
而且就算我们不要，这钱也照样得付。 And if we don't want it, we have to pay for it anyway.
天啊 God.
这家酒吧也打烊了吗？ Is the bar shut down here, too?
坐下吧，亲爱的。你和谁一起来的？ Sit down, honey. You with anyone?
咱们在 Elaine's 永远都排不到位子。 We'll never get a table at Elaine's.
我想去 Elaine's。我觉得乔治会在那儿。 I wanna go to Elaine's. I think George'll be there.
你怎么知道乔治会在那？ How do you know George will be there?
- 乔治？ - 我想跳舞。 - George? - I wanna dance.
我们找个地方吃点东西，然后找个能跳舞的场所吧。 Let's go somewhere where we can get some chow and then let's get some place where we can dance.
我想知道你是怎么打听到乔治今晚在哪家餐厅吃饭的？ I wanna know how you know where George is having dinner tonight?
- 哪个乔治？ - 不如我们先在这儿快速吃个煎蛋卷，然后找个地方跳舞？ - George who? - Why don't we have a fast omelet here and then go some place to dance?
光是想到那种劣质煎蛋我就受不了。 I don't want any crap omelet, that's why.
大家快跟上，动作快点。 Let's go, everybody. Come on.
走吧亲爱的，这地方已经没意思了。 Come on, honey. This place is dead.
博蒙特的手下确实把这地方维护得不错，这点得承认。 Beaumont's people certainly left this place in good shape you gotta say that.
博蒙特家的人确实把这里收拾得一尘不染。 Beaumont's people certainly left this place in good shape.
我是说，根本看不出这里举办过派对。 I mean, you can't even tell there's been a party here.
这里真办过派对吗？ Has there been a party here?
顺便问一句，你到底对夏洛特·雷迪说了什么？ By the way, what the hell did you say to Charlotte Rady?
我看见你们俩在说话，紧接着她就冲出了前门。 Saw the two of you talking, the next thing I know, she was charging out the front door.
你怎么就认定这事跟我有关？ What makes you think I had anything to do with it?
也许她觉得无聊了。 Maybe she was bored.
或许是觉得在场的名人不够多吧。 Maybe there weren't enough celebrities.
也许她又需要再来一剂。 Or maybe she just needed another fix.
总的来说...我觉得一切进展得相当顺利。 Well... on the whole, I think everything went quite well.
难道你不信？ Don't you?
花了多少钱？ How much did it cost?
花了多少钱又他妈有什么区别？ What the hell difference does it make how much it cost?
我猜它要 1000 多美元吧。 I'll be it cost over $1,000.
关你屁事？你啥力都不用出。 What the hell do you care? You didn't have to lift a finger.
他本不该那么早就开始准备那些煎蛋卷的。 He shouldn't have started those omelets so early.
但大多数人看到那些煎蛋卷都高兴得不行。 But most people were damned happy to see those omelets.
九点十五分的时候，这里有十三个人。 At quarter past nine, there were 13 people here.
- 我数过的。- 天啊，我就知道。 - I counted them. - God, I might have known.
你总是非得把一切都记录下来不可。 You always have to put down everything.
不砍掉点什么你就不痛快。 You're not happy unless you're giving something the axe.
我的鸟呢？ Where's my bird?
我的阿拉斯加巴罗角爱斯基摩鸟呢？ Where's my Alaskan Point Barrow Eskimo Bird?
被偷了。 Stolen.
被偷了？ Stolen?
我看见一个人把它放进了口袋。 I saw a man put it in his pocket.
什...那你为什么不直接走过去要回来？ Wh... Well, why the bloody hell didn't you march right over there and get it back?
他是你们请的名人之一。 He was one of your celebrities.
叫什么来着...那个得了普利策奖的。 What's his name... who won the Pulitzer prize.
你屁股上长了颗痘痘。 You got a pimple on your ass.
我知道。 I know.
你瘦得太过分了，我都能看到你的肋骨。 You're getting too damn skinny. I can see you ribs.
乔治，求你别找我茬。 Please don't pick on me, George.
怎么了？出什么事了？ Why? What's the matter?
我不知道。 I don't know.
哼，这怪我今天进门时你的态度。 Well, it's the way you acted when I came in today.
怎么了？我做了什么？ Why? How did I act?
如此...如此随意，就好像我们差不多三周没见一样。- 那你期待我怎样？ So... So casual, as if it hasn't been almost three weeks - since you've seen me. - What did you expect?
小提琴渐强音？ Crescendo violin?
出什么事了？为什么哭？ What's the matter? Why are you crying?
你为什么哭？ Why are you crying?
大概是因为我今天发现...你压根不想了解我的任何事。 Maybe it's because I realized today... that you never wanna know a damn thing about me.
你知道吗？你连我女儿们的名字都不知道。 Do you know that you don't even know the names of my girls?
关于我的一切，你他妈的什么都不在乎。 You don't even give a goddamn about anything about me.
天啊。 Christ.
别哭哭啼啼的了，行吗？ Cut out the waterworks, will you?
快点，亲爱的。 Hurry up, love.
我不想这么匆忙，但你今天不能久留。 I don't mean to be brisk, but you can't stay long today.
我没打算待太久。 I'm not planning on staying long.
听我说 宝贝...我今天让你过来的原因之一 ——是因为我 嗯...——"让我今天过来"？ Listen, baby... one of the reasons I let you come here today - was because I, um... - "Let me come here today"?
对 是我让你今天进来的。 Yes. I let you come in today.
其中一个原因是...我想当面跟你说些事。 One of the reasons was I... wanted to say what I have to say in person.
要是通过电话说 你会完全误解我的意思。 You'd have gotten it all wrong if I'd have said it on the phone.
我决定我们应该先冷静一段时间。 I decided we ought to cool this for a while.
- 你...你已经厌倦我了。- 不，是因为我累了。 - You... you're tired of me. - No, because I'm tired.
昨晚我只睡了三个小时，而且我日日夜夜都像狗一样拼命工作。 I had three hours sleep last night and I work like a son of a bitch day and night.
我工作起来就像个疯子。 When I work, I work like a maniac.
我没办法那样工作同时还做其他事。 I can't work like that and do other things.
虽然我喜欢把自己想象成超人，但实际上并不是。 Contrary to what I like to think, I'm not Superman.
- 你说的"冷静处理"是什么意思？- 就是先放一放，让事情顺其自然发展。 - What do you mean by cool this? - Let things ride for a while.
大概几周后...等事情缓和下来，我会打电话联系你。 Say a few weeks and then... when things let up, I'll give you a call.
什么时候能轻松点？ When what things let up?
听着，我不需要你向我汇报。 Look, I don't ask you to account to me.
这是你在写的东西吗？ Is it something you're writing?
告诉我吧。 Please tell me.
你圣诞节期间开始创作什么了吗？ Did you start something over Christmas?
我知道你不谈工作的事，但这个总可以说吧？ I know you don't talk about your work, but you can tell me that much, can't you?
还是说...你跟哪个贱货鬼混才搞成这副要死不活的样子 Or is it... screwing around with some other broad that's made you so puking tired.
好家伙 这下可炸开锅了 Whammy. Now we have got a full dressed tantrum going on.
- 你个禽兽 我恨透你了 - 天哪 全武行啊 - You animal. I hate your guts. - Boy. The works.
我怎么能再让你碰我一根手指头 How can I ever let any part of me touch you?
半小时前你可不是这么呜咽的。 Not what you were whimpering a half hour ago.
你这个变态的虐待狂狗杂种。 You rotten, sadistic son of a bitch.
宝贝儿，你难道不知道吗，这正是你干的好事。 In case you don't know it, baby, that's exactly what you did.
正是这些让你欲罢不能，让我们俩的性爱如此美妙。 That's what turns you on, what makes our sex so fantastic.
你说得对极了，我就是个虐待狂，而你甘心当这个完美的受害者。 You're goddamn right I'm a sadist and you're the perfect willing victim.
可怜的小主妇。直言不讳你受不了，对吧？ Poor little housewife. You can't take it straight, can you?
你想要的一切都得扎着蝴蝶结，点缀着鲜花，配上汉默斯坦的诗句。 You want it all tied up with hearts and flowers and lyrics by Hammerstein.
我警告过你。我给你打过电话。是不是？ I warned you. I called you. Didn't I?
你给我听好了。过去有的是女人，将来也永远不缺。一个接一个的女人。 Now, you listen to me. There have always been other broads and there always will be. Broads and broads and broads.
美国太太 关你什么事啊？ What the hell has that got to do with you, Mrs. America?
你真是丧心病狂。 You're sick.
恶心。 Sick.
你非要装出这副男子汉气概...- 其实你就是个玻璃。- 现在轮到姑娘你听好了 You have to put on this big, virile act... - because you're really a fag. - Now, you listen girl.
你拿着这些衣服然后穿上。 You take these clothes and you get dressed.
给你一分钟马上滚出我家，否则有你好看。 And you get the hell out of my house in one minute flat or you are gonna be a basket case.
怎么了？ What's the matter?
你怎么起来了？ Why are you up?
我在喝蜂蜜热牛奶。 I'm having some hot milk and honey.
我小时候做噩梦惊醒...妈妈总会给我喝这个。 My mother used to give it to me when I was a kid... when bad dreams woke me up.
你母亲？ Your mother?
做噩梦？ Bad dreams?
乔纳森，你为什么睡不着？ Why can't you sleep, Jonathan?
我在想...我的红色吊带裤到底去哪了？ I was wondering. What ever happened to my red suspenders?
那条红色背带裤呢？ What red suspenders?
我们相遇那晚我穿的就是它 I was wearing them the night we met.
它后来去哪了？ What ever happened to them?
你肯定很久前就把它扔了吧 You must have thrown them away a long time ago.
民主党俱乐部里热浪逼人，我脱掉夹克露出红背带时你还夸赞来着。记得吗，蒂娜？ It was so hot at the democratic club and I took off my jacket and you dug my red suspenders. Remember, Tine?
你那次演讲精彩极了。 That speech you gave was so good.
真的吗？ Yeah. Was it?
又机敏...又迷人... You were witty... and charming...
性感极了 and very sexy.
我那篇开拓新边疆的演说 My new frontier type speech.
天啊 那时候我多想从政啊 God, how I wanted to go into politics in those days.
还记得我们当时被华盛顿的局势刺激得多兴奋吗 You remember how fired up we were about what was happening in Washington?
我们那时多么年轻又满怀希望。 We were so young and hopeful.
听起来很老套... Sounds corny...
但我们充满理想主义。不是吗，蒂娜？ but we were idealistic. Weren't we, Tine?
然后...转眼间一切都结束了。 And then... suddenly it was all over.
刚刚离去。 Just gone.
我曾常在凌晨三点惊醒，失声痛哭。 I used to wake up three o'clock in the morning, crying.
因为它已经不复存在。 Because it wasn't there anymore.
此时正是凌晨三点。 It's three o'clock in the morning now.
怎么了，乔纳森？ What's wrong, Jonathan?
你能想到的每件事几乎都出问题了。 Just about everything you can think of is wrong.
告诉我。 Tell me.
你真的想知道吗？ Do you really wanna know?
法国的葡萄园...彻底泡汤了。 The... the vineyard in France is a total loss.
一分钱都别想救回来。 No hope of salvaging a penny.
- 出什么事了？ - 我也不知道。 - What happened? - I don't know.
某种...某种植物病害。根腐病...每棵藤蔓都染上了。 Some, some, some kind of plant disease. Root rot... Every vine is full of it.
- 你投了很多钱吗？ - 倾家荡产。 - Did you invest a lot in it? - A lot.
多少量？ How much?
我们被洗劫一空了。 We're cleaned out.
我甚至卖光了股票还欠了债。 I even sold our stock and I'm in debt.
嗯... Well...
你只能...缩减开支过完全不同的生活。 you'll just have to... cut down and live a lot differently.
毕竟你...你从公司还有可观的收入呢。 After all, you... you still have a good income from the firm.
嗯...还有件事。我...我在公司遇到麻烦了。 Um... that's another thing. I... I'm in trouble at the office.
最近霍迪森似乎对我很不满...今天我在诉讼中提出动议还失败了。 It seems Hodison has been extremely displeased with me recently and... today I tried for a motion in a suit and lost.
他把我训得跟个该死的打杂小弟似的。 He called me down like a bloody office boy.
他说...他说我要是再不振作...可能就得另谋高就了。 He said... he said I may... I'd be looking for a new job if I didn't get with it.
还有什么要说的吗，乔纳森？ What else, Jonathan?
呃...我有一件外遇的事要坦白。 Um... I've been having an affair.
是的。 Yes.
嗯。玛戈给你打电话了吗？她威胁说要打给你的。 Yes. Did Margo call you? She threatened to.
要是她真打了，我非宰了她不可。 I'll kill her if she did.
我早就心知肚明，只是不愿承认。 I knew it all along, without really knowing.
我天生就不适合这些虚与委蛇。 I'm not cut out for all that jazz.
那些谎言。那些精心安排。 All the lies. All the arrangements.
还有负罪感。 And the guilt.
而且... And...
我承认在草垛上...冷落了你。 I know I've neglected you in... in the hay.
我为此痛恨自己。 I hate myself for it.
提奈... Tine...
我原以为会为此大吵一架。 I expected a big scene over this.
泪水纷飞。相互指责。 Tears. Recriminations.
蒂娜，你真是太棒了。 Tina, you're being wonderful.
如此耐心又善解人意。 So patient and understanding.
请不要这样。 Please don't.
别把我说得...那么... Don't make me out to be... so...
呃，那么高尚。 well, so noble.
你是个好人，蒂娜。 You're a fine human being, Tina.
不, 我不是。 No, I'm not.
我... I...
我只是个普通人。 I'm just a human being.
你想要离婚吗, Tine? Do you want a divorce, Tine?
或者...你觉得我们能不能重新开始...经营一段比从前更好的婚姻？ Or... do you think we could pick up the pieces and... maybe work out a better marriage than we ever had?
所以，事情就是这样。这就是现状。 So, that's it. That's where it's at.
这招可真够下作的。你老爸对你开诚布公，你却对男朋友的事闭口不谈。 Well, that's pretty dirty pool. Your old man levels with you and you don't open your mouth about your boyfriend.
你让那个可怜虫拖着愧疚的尾巴，而你——和他一样罪不可赦。——她有什么义务，要去安慰那个愚蠢的混蛋？ You leave the poor slob dragging his guilt tail and you're just - as guilty as he is. - What obligation did she have, to make that silly bastard feel better?
我加入小组时，以为能得到帮助来解决我真实又悲惨的生活问题。 I joined group with the understanding I would get help with my very real and terrible life problems.
她有个丈夫、一个情人，还有公园旁八居室的公寓。 She has a husband, a lover, and an eight-room apartment on the park.
她为何还需要帮助？ Why does she need help?
我不明白她的问题。 I don't understand her problem.
你的丈夫辛苦工作养家。 Your husband works hard to support you.
作为回报，他希望房子干净整洁，纽扣缝好，外加适度同房。 In return for which he wants the house clean, the buttons sewn on, and a modest amount of sexual intercourse.
我是说，你有什么毛病？ I mean, what's your problem?
你不过是个被宠坏的中产贱货。 You are nothing but a spoilt middle class bitch.
跟我前妻一模一样，所以我太清楚了。 Exactly like my ex-wife, so I know where of I speak.
等到你见识过那些怪胎再说吧。 Wait till you hear about some of the freaks.
她正在集体做这件事。 She's doing it in group.
那两个可爱的小姑娘呢？ What about those two sweet little girls?
记得让你的律师把狗带走。 Be sure your lawyer gets the dog.
要是你老爸得到那东西，他会整天沉迷其中，对贵宾犬可不好。 If your old man gets it, he will leave it alone all day and that is not good for poodles.
- 当一个... - 贵宾犬根本不重要。 - When a... - Poodles are irrelevant.
谁他妈会在乎贵宾犬啊？ Who the hell cares about poodles?
我们这儿的情况简直糟透了。 All we got here is a rotten state of affairs.
我想在车库里建个窑炉 I want to build a kiln in our garage.
我想在那儿放些黏土 再放个拉坯机 做些陶器 "不行" 我丈夫说 "斯特拉斯伯格-斯特恩集团董事长的夫人 怎么能做陶器" I want to have clay out there and a potter's wheel out there and make pots. "No. " my husband says, "No wife of the Chairman of the Board of Strasberg and Stern is going to make pots."
"做陶器有什么不好？"我反问他 "Well, what's wrong with pots?" I ask him.
"想要陶器就去买"他这样告诉我 "If you want pots, go out and buy pots." he tells me.
我可不想买锅，我要的是亲手造锅。 Well, I don't want to buy pots. I want to make pots.
我丈夫是个食人族，正在吞噬我的生命精华，就像你丈夫也在吞噬你的生命精华。 My husband is a cannibal who is devouring my life juices just like your husband is devouring your life juices.
你会离开他吗？赶紧离开吧。 Will you leave him? Leave him.
继续和他在一起就偷着乐吧。 Stay with him and count your blessings.
- 做点好事。跟他离婚。- 该死。分手吧！ - Do good. Divorce him. - Shit. Split!
- 滚出去。找个律师。- 滚！ - Get out. Get a lawyer. - Out!