听译:Comodín mandy Jing 校正:言小默 翻译: 寒雪殿下 时轴:嘻嘻
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18种亚洲女孩儿 18 TYPES OF ASIAN GIRLS
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听译: Comodín mandy Jing 翻译: 寒雪殿下 校对: 言小默
很多人觉得亚洲妹子千篇一律 People think that Asian girls are all the same.
他们真这么觉得 They do!
兄弟啊 世界上只有两种亚洲妹子 Bro, there’s only two types of Asian girls:
废寝忘食在图书馆啃书的书呆妹 The nerds that live in the library,
以及把头发都漂白了的派对狂人 or the crazy party chicks that bleach their hair.
就是这样 That’s it.
事实上亚洲妹子有很多种的 The truth is, there are many different types of Asian girls.
没有错 大概18种 Yeah! About 18!
通过享有专利的一本正经胡说八道大法 Using the patented and scientific method of making things up,
今天我们为你奉上 18种亚洲妹子 we present to you today, 18 TYPES OF ASIAN GIRLS!
不过为了完整地展示每一种亚洲妹子的方方面面 But to fully complete each comprehensive profile of Asian girls,
我们请来了亚洲妹子专家 波特·琳 We’ve brought in, Asian-girl expert: Porter Lynn.
视觉分析师波特·琳
两位少年莫慌 Don’t worry guys.
我已经作为一个亚洲妹子活了二十多年了 I’ve been an Asian girl for over 20 years.
我的调查报告与分析就在我脑壳子里面 And I have the report and analysis right here.
干得漂亮 波特 Good work, Porter!
走你 Let’s go!
第一种 亚洲宝贝女孩 NO.1 the ABG: Asian baby girl.
亚洲宝贝女孩儿们一般会是 Common rules you’ll find ABG girls in/are…
惹火的模特或者 import model’,
性感的咖啡厅妹子 sexy coffee shops,
她们出没于时尚的亚洲混合菜系餐厅 trendy Asian fusion restaurants,
也会是夜总会舞娘 gogo dancers,
或者就在概念店工作 and working at vague shops.
对于那些不是很懂的人而言 For those of you guys who don’t know,
亚洲宝贝就是那些亚洲女性黑帮成员 the Asian baby girl is basically your female Asian gangster.
我喜欢那些有跑车 有纹身 I likes guys with big, fast cars and tatoos,
也许还进过监狱的男银 and maybe have been arrested.
她们体型娇小 性感 They are short, sexy,
你看见她们的时候一眼就能认出来 and you will know when you see them.
下个月我要当Import Tuner的封面女郎辣 Next month, I’m gonna be on the cover of Import Tuner magazine.
Import Tuner为汽车杂志
亚洲宝贝通常戴圆形美瞳 The ABG often has on circle lenses,
戴假睫毛 fake lashes,
画黑眼线 dark eyeliner,
描着很好的眉毛 perfectly drawn eyebrows,
头发挑染或者全染 highlights or dyed hair,
穿塑形托高胸罩 a push-up bra,
穿任何能展示她脐钉或者龙纹身的衣物 Anything that exposes her pierced belly button or dragon tattoo.
亚洲宝贝看起来很强势 ABG looks tough on the outside,
然而在内心深处 她有着挥之不去的不安感 but secretly on the inside, she’s a little insecure.
你TM给老娘戴了绿帽子 Oh, you freaking cheated on me!?
你竟敢劈腿 You cheated on me?卧槽 Oh my God!
卧槽 Oh my God!
我弄♂死你 I’m gonna kill you.
你往哪里跑? Where are you going?
我在跟你说话呢 I’m talking to you.
嘿 嘿 Hey! Hey!
咿呀 快回来 Er! Come back!
亚洲宝贝的低调版其实也就是美籍亚洲妹啦 The turn-down version of ABG is just AZN.
AZN谐音为Asian 是美籍华人的代称
第二种 普通的乖巧亚洲妹子 NO.2 the normal good Asian girl.
如果你想要甜美可人的妹子 If you are looking for cute and sweet,
找她准没错 She ‘s your gal.
普通亚洲妹子和她男票之间的日常交流如下 A common exchange between the normal Asian girl and her boyfriend might be like:
额 嘿 你想去哪儿吃饭啊 Uh, hey, what do you wanna go eat?
唔 我布吉岛 你去哪儿我跟你去就是了 Humm. I don’t know. Wherever you wanna eat.
乖乖女完全可以花一整个周五的晚上 The good Asian girl is totally cool with spending a Friday night
陪着父母在亚洲餐厅吃饭 with her parents at an Asian restaurant.
大概是海鲜餐厅哦
她们喜欢韩国偶像剧 Hello Kitty猫 They like Korean dramas, Hello Kitty,
酸奶乐园自助酸奶店 迪士尼乐园 Yogurtland, Disneyland,
任何结尾有 乐园 的地方她们都喜欢 Anything that ends in land.
乖乖女的兴趣爱好就像太极中的和谐自然一样 It’s all one big cute ecosystem that the normal average good Asian girl likes.
她绝对喜欢王夫出品的优秀视频 And she definitely enjoys herself a good Wong Fu video.
王夫视频 Wong Fu video 指Wong Fu Production出品的视频 这是由三位加州大学圣地亚哥分校毕业生发起的油管频道 目前此三人已成立娱乐公司 最初以剪辑拍摄流行音乐的小清新版MV出名
普通的乖乖女通常穿宽松或者合身的衣物 The normal good Asian girl generally wears loose or fitting clothing,
接地气
绝对不沾任何出格或性感的东西 Nothing too crazy or sexy.
第三种 雅痞女郎 NO. 3 the yappie Asian girl.
也就是年轻的亚洲职业女性 Young Asian professional.
雅痞是乖乖女的升级版 The yappie Asian girl is the turned-up version of the good Asian girl.
雅痞女郎们喜欢堆得满满当当的日程 Yappie girls like having a jam-packed schedule,
在高$贵$冷艳的餐厅吃饭 eating at cool and expensive restaurants,
参加半程马拉松比赛 hiking a half marathons,
写一堆游记 writing about how much she travels,
开漂亮得体的车 driving a pretty decent car,
以及家居用品 and home decorations.
基本上 如果你想了解更多关于雅痞女郎的内容 Basically, if you wanna know more,
请观看屏幕下方我们出品的视频《雅痞的癖$好》 watch this video called THINGS YAPPIES LIKE. We made right here.
她绝对穿着托里·伯奇平底鞋以及类似的东西 She definitely wears Tory Burch river flats and similar items.
第四种 初出茅庐的亚洲菜妹 NO.4: the FOB Asian girl
没有错 就是 刚下船的亚洲菜妹 Oh yeah! Fresh Off the Boat,
不过最近 她们更像是BOBA派啦 but nowadays, they are more like BOBA:
也就是 刚下飞机的亚洲菜妹 BROUGHT OVER BY AIRPLANE.
新来的亚洲菜妹们也分很多种啦 So there’s a lot of different types of FOB Asian girls.
但是我们这里就重点说有钱的和普通的 But we are gonna be focusing on the rich and the normal.
有钱的菜妹通常在亚洲的家乡就读于国际学校 The rich FOB Asian girl may have gone to international school back in Asia
她的爹妈有几百万美元的家产 where her family has millions of dollars.
也许她昨天才下的飞机 Or she just came off the plane yesterday
今天就开上了法拉利 还开得很差 and she’s already driving a Ferrari, very badly.
普通的亚洲菜妹通常是那些花大量时间在奶茶店 The normal FOB girl is probably a student who spends a lot of time at boba shop
或者图书馆的学生 or library on campus.
而且最近在为能否留在美国还是得回国而烦恼 And currently she’s trying to decide whether she can stay in America or go back.
签证危机
有钱菜妹的着装大概比你家的车还要贵 The rich FOB girl’s outfit probably costs more than your car.
而普通菜妹则喜欢一些我们司空见惯 The normal FOB chick likes American brands that aren’t really special to us
在她们那里很酷啦
但她们惊为天人的美国品牌 but very special to them.
比如A&F和维多利亚的秘密 Abercrombie & Fitch, Victoria’s Secret.
第五种 喜欢宅的亚洲妹子 NO.5 the Geeky Asian Girl
宅女们喜欢当游戏玩家 The geeky Asian girls like being a gamer,
御宅族 being an otaku,
哈韩族 being a K-pop-fan girl,
YouTube爱好者 being a huge YouTube-fan girl,
科幻迷 being in a sci-fi,
以及英剧迷 and being in a British TV-show.
我刚刚拿到了去看韩流展 动漫博览会 和漫画展的早票 I just got uhm, early bird tickets to K-Con, anime EXPO, and Comic-Con.
你拿到你的没 Did you get yours yet?
不过别把宅女和普通亚洲女孩搞混了 But don’t get the geeky Asian girl mixed up with the normal Asian girl.
宅女对于亚文化和娱乐世界都更加投入 The geeky Asian girl’s much more into sub-culture and entertainment.
她估计在看剧之前 She probably read the entire book series of A Game of Thrones
就看完了全系列的《权力的游戏》 before watching the show.
不过别再黑这些宅女了 But shut out to geek Asian girl.
宅女铸造Youtube
因为没有你们 Because without you guys,
世界上就不会有亚洲YouTube明星了 there would be no Asian YouTube stars.
那时候我怎么办 Then what would I do?
你们对我而言意义太重了 You guys mean so much.
宅女们绝不会用自己的照片当头像 The geeky Asian girl does not use a picture of her face as an avatar.
那如果她能在亚种物种里选择的话 And if she is an Asiatic thing,
她大概希望自己是韩国人或者日本人吧 She probably kinda wishes she was Korean or Japanese.
噢 权志龙! Oh G-Dragon!
我喜欢韩流音乐 I love K-pop.
加油↖(^ω^)↗ Fighting.
关于服装方面 As far as clothing,
她们通常会穿着印有她们喜欢的乐队 they are probably wearing a T-shirt of their favorite band,
电视节目或者YouTube明星图案的T恤 TV show, or favorite YouTube star.
此生无悔入王夫 Wong Fu for life.
第六种 脑子聪明但读书读傻了的亚洲妹子 NO.6 the Brainiac Super Nerd Asian Girl.
她通常会是教授 研究员 She’s probably the daughter of a professor, researcher,
工程师或者任何聪明人的女儿 engineer, or something smart.
量子力学 弦理论 多变量函数微积分这些名词有没有很熟悉 Do the words Quantum Mechanics, string theory, or multi-variable calculus ring a bell.
如果你觉得他们不仅仅是耳熟的话 你大概就是个书呆女啦 If they do, you are probably a brainiac Asian girl.
她不怎么用社交媒体 She doesn’t use social media very much,
除非是用来发布一些全新的科技进步 unless she’s posting some sort of scientific breakthrough
或者她正在做的项目 or the project she’s working on.
学霸会戴着金属边的眼镜 The brainiac Asian girl wears wire-rim glasses
而且通常不咋在意时尚 And generally doesn’t care a lot about fashion.
第七种 健美或运动妹子 No.7 the fitness sporty Asian girl
这里说健美妹子 You have your fitness Asian girl.
然而这种健美纯粹是为了自拍发朋友圈而存在的 But she is really more into health for the benefits of looking good on Instagram.
进展顺利
然后来说运动妹子 And your sporty Asian girl.
她从小开始玩各种运动项目 还是个假小子 She played multiple sports growing up, was a town boy,
然后作为一个成年人 and as an adult,
她仍然喜欢各种室内文娱体育项目 she still plays intermural recreational sports.
周末战士 指仅在周末参加体育运动的人
健美或运动妹子喜欢的东西包括 Some of the things that fitness sporty girl likes are
混合健身 尊巴舞 下蹲起立 瑜伽普拉提 买新的运动服 Cross fit, Zumba, doing squats, yogalates, buying new workout clothes
以及在朋友圈发心灵鸡汤 and posting inspirational quotes on her Instagram.
健美运动妹会穿耐克女装 露露柠檬 The fitness sporty Asian girl wears Nike Women’s, Lululemon,
或是其它类似的品牌 or other similar brands
今天锻炼得真不错 Great workout today.
一分耕耘一分收获 No pain no gain.
第八种 为派对而生的妹子 No.8 the party Asian girl
棒棒哒! Oh yeah!
尽管有些类似 但别把她们和亚洲宝贝搞混了 Although there are some similarities, don’t get them mixed up with the ABG.
放纵的夜生活才是派对狂人更好地代名词 The party girl is more defined by the extravagant nights out.
睡你麻痹起来嗨
酒吧 夜总会 音乐会 节日庆典 拉斯维加斯 Bar, club, concert, festival, Vegas…
她就在其中 She’s there.
啊呀呀呀呀 嘿 嘿 来张自拍 Ahhhhhh! Hey, hey, let’s take a selfie.
与亚洲宝贝不同 派对妹子永远不会出没于台球厅 Unlike the ABG, you will never find a party girl at the pool hall.
你会在酒店的房间里 You can find this girl at hotel rooms,
或者拉斯维加斯的日间俱乐部里 or day clubs in Vegas
找到正在和朋友们拍照的她 taking pictures with her friends
她爱称朋友们为 小婊砸 或者 小宝贝儿 Who she refers to as betches or baes.
小婊砸 或者 小宝贝儿
我和我的小伙伴们今晚看起来都性感得像婊砸一样 Me and my girls all look like sexy betches tonight.
口亨 那些鬼佬为啥老是向我们暗送秋波 真烦 Huh, why are these guys hitting on us? It’s annoying.
饥渴难耐吗 Thirsty much?
她们最棒的拍照姿势就是手插着腰 弯着膝盖 The best pictures are when they are posing with their hand on their hip, knee bent,
脑袋稍微偏向一旁 head slightly tilted to one side,
校对忍不住吐槽 你家自拍都是新房P的么
而且通常在一间灯光较暗的屋子里 and typically in a dark room.
派对妹子花大量时间思考这周末该参加几个派对 The party Asian girl spends a lot of time thinking about which party she’s gonna go to this weekend.
兄弟啊 跟妹子在一起的这些男的都是谁呀 Dude, who are those guys that she’s hanging out with, man?
咱们咋跟这些帅哔竞争啊? How are we supposed to compete?
来吧 来一张自拍 Come on, let’s take a selfie.
唔 这张不好看 再一次再一次 Uh it’s not good. Let’s do it again.
在穿着方面 她们有大量forever 21的衣服 As far as clothing, they have a bunch of clothes from Forever 21,
为日间俱乐部准备的比基尼 绷带洋装以及露脐装 bikinis for day club, bandage dresses and crop tops.
第九种 西洋化的亚洲妹子 No.9 the white washed Asian girl
嗷 这是我最喜欢的一种了 Oh here’s my favorite type.
好吧 亚洲妹子西洋化可能有三种原因 Okay so there is three ways that Asian girls can be white washed.
第一种是因为她们从小生活在洋人圈子里 The first way is that they grew up in an all-white environment
1. 天然白
自然而然就西洋化了 so it feels very natural for them.
第二种是因为她们虽然在亚洲圈子长大 The second way is that she grew up around Asians
但是她们崇洋媚外 but she doesn’t think it’s as cool,
2. 黄嫌弃
所以她们抗拒亚洲圈子 so she kinda rejected it.
第三种是这个亚洲妹子被洋人收养了 And the third way is that an Asian girl can be adopted into a white family
3. 被收养
这样她西洋化就很合理了 in which case that makes perfect sense.
而这三种原因又可以分为两大类 Now, those three methods turn into two types.
3种方式 = 2种分类
这两大类西洋化的妹子分别是 The two types of white-washed Asian girls are
金发碧眼圈子的崇拜者 The Blonde-sorority-wannabe,
以及摇滚叛逆妹 and the second kind is the rocker alternative Asian girl
通常你会听到西洋化的妹子说这些话 And often you will hear white-washed Asian girls say things like:
我真不在意种族 我们不都是人类嘛 Nah I don’t really think about race, we are all just…people.
以及 And…
油 这太亚洲风了 Ew that’s so Asian!
或者 Or…
天呐 混血熊孩子是最萌的 Oh my god Hapa babies are the cutest.
或者这个 Or this…
我觉得我跟他们更有共同点 我也不造啦 I think I have more in common with them. I don’t know.
我就是超喜欢白人男人 I just really like white guys.
也许还有这个 And maybe this too:
唔 现在想想我似乎从来没有与亚洲人约会过 Um… now that I think about it, I’ve never dated an Asian guy before.
那还有第二种摇滚叛逆妹 And the second kind is the rocker alternative girl.
她急躁 愤青 和大部分亚洲人没啥共同点 She’s edgy, cynical, doesn’t really relate to most Asians.
跟那部卡通片 拽妹戴薇儿 有些类似 Kinda like that cartoon Daria.
那些崇洋媚外的亚洲小女孩 And the white-washed sorority Asian chick
最喜欢圣地亚哥和圣巴巴拉 really loves San Diego and Santa Barbara.
或者任何有钱的白人聚集的海滨城市 Or just really any rich white party area by the beach.
金发碧眼的生活
崇洋媚外的亚洲妹基本上就跟白人绿茶婊穿得差不多了 The sorority-white-washed Asian girl pretty much wears what a white sorority girl would wear.
而且会超喜欢参加主题派对 And she’s really into themed party,
比如说穿成霓虹灯的模样来个俱乐部之夜什么的 like neon pub crawls.
而摇滚叛逆妹则基本跟 The alternative Asian rocker chick pretty much wear
白人的摇滚叛逆妹穿着类似 what an alternative white girl rocker chick would wear.
叛逆
不过会比较缓和一些 因为她爹妈还是亚洲人嘛 But a little toned-down. ‘cause she still has Asian parents.
第十种 非主流洗剪吹亚洲妹 No.10 the hipster Asian girl
现如今非主流也算是一个大类啦 Hipster is a pretty big category nowadays,
不过 哎呀你懂的啦 but you know what I mean.
这种妹子会是艺术家 博客博主 摄影师 This girl is artist, blogger, photographer,
嬉皮士 公司的官方博客管理者或者刚开始做自由职业 hippy, doing social media for a company, or she just went free-lance in something,
她正在试图寻找自我 and she’s trying to figure it out
而她的父母则在为她忧心忡忡 and her parents are worrying.
讽刺讽刺讽刺我超喜欢讽刺艺术 Irony irony irony I LOVE irony.
她们通常有很多白人朋友 They are always friends with a lot of white people,
因为大部分(美国)非主流都是白种人
她们可以有很多亚洲朋友 and they can be friends with a lot of Asians too.
但是这些人也必须得跟她们一起 忘了爱 But they gotta be hipsters as well
她们百分百喜欢那些高个的 瘦骨嶙峋的 And they definitely like tall skinny guys
有胡子的艺术爱好者 with beards who like art.
这些非主流妹子喜欢大码的毛衣 女式小圆帽 纹身 Hipster Asian girls love oversized sweaters, beanies, tattoos,
在身上穿孔 古着饰品 以及女式小圆帽 piercings, antique accessories and beanies.
我说女士小圆帽了么 Did I mention beanies?
哇 这张得发到博客上面去 Woo, that one’s going on the blog.
第十一种 亚洲时髦专家妹 No.11 the fashionista Asian girl
亚洲时髦专家妹有一点像非主流妹子 The fashionista Asian girl’s similar to the hipster Asian girl,
不过她们对时尚界更为关注 but way more focused on the fashion industry.
非主流们热爱古着二手店 Hipsters love vintage service stores,
而时髦妹子们则更喜欢精品小店 and fashionistas prefer boutiques.
如果你是个亚洲时髦专家妹 If you are a fashionista Asian girl,
你毋庸置疑会熟悉这些人 you are definitely familiar with these people.
这些亚洲时髦专家妹以为自己的风格独一无二 The Asian fashionista thinks that her own style is super super unique.
然而她看上去实际上跟千篇一律的时尚博客并无二致 But it actually looks like something very similar to what you see on style blogs
第十二种 亚洲女权主义积极拥护妹 No.12 the feminist activist Asian girl
愤怒的亚洲妹子 Angry Asian girl
现在很多人肩膀上有肩章 当然也包括我 Now a lot of people have chips on their shoulders, including me.
英语肩章与薯片同音
但是女权主义的妹子简直在肩上扛了一个连的徽章啊 But the feminist activist girl has the entire chip aisle on her shoulder.
这些亚洲女权分子喜欢用社交媒体来宣传她的社会号召 The Asian feminist loves to utilize social media to champion her social calls,
尤其喜欢加各种标签 especially with hashtags.
她要么就职于某个非盈利性机构 She either works for a non-profit
要么和某个非盈利性机构关系匪浅 or is heavily involved in one.
亚洲女权主义积极拥护妹并没有特定的穿衣风格 The feminist activist Asian girl doesn’t really have a set style.
不过她通常会有印有她号召的T恤 But she usually has t-shirts that support her calls
以及已经褪色了的大地色系的衣服 and faded earth tone clothing.
第十三种 传教爱好亚洲妹 Number 13: the church loving Asian girl.
这种妹子如此的棒 This girl is so nice.
她能仅靠约会就将汉子们骗进教堂 She actually has the ability to bring guys to church by simply dating them.
约会传教
入教奖励
入教就跟你调情哦 Flirt to convert!
她要么是教会青年组的领队人 She is either the youth group leader…
她很可能希望或者已经加入了教会乐队合唱团 She probably wanted to be or has been part of the worship band.
她通常有两种朋友 She probably has two groups of friends:
教会的朋友和非教会的朋友 church friends, non-church friends.
墙内墙外
喜欢宗教的亚洲妹子穿着很保守 Your church-loving Asian girl dresses conservatively,
百分百不会穿性感的东西 and definitely nothing sexy.
第十四种 有钱的亚洲妹子 Number 14 the rich Asian girl.
呵呵… Ahahahahaha...
她也许是父母生意的继承人 She could be the heiress to her parents' business
然而她并不想继承家业 因为那不好玩 but she is reluctant because it is not "fun".
"好玩"
有钱的亚洲妹子出身上流社会 The rich Asian girl is classy
在任何场合都大方得体 举重若轻 and knows how to act in almost any given social situation,
然而她也许会有点势利眼 but she can be a little snobby.
如果她觉得你跟她阶级不同 And if she feels like you are not in her level,
她 (女王) 你(平民)
她就会区别对待你 then she might treat you differently.
服装方面嘛 有钱的亚洲妹子会穿 For clothing, rich Asian girls wear
嗯… 比较贵的东西 hmm... something expansive.
第十五种 喜欢饶舌文化的妹子 Number 15 the urban rap culture Asian girl.
受城市说唱文化影响的妹子分为三种 The urban rap-influenced Asian girl comes in three varieties.
一 真正的江湖中人 One: the kind that’s truly from the hood.
为此而生
二 在边缘地区长大的那种 Two: the kind grew up a few miles away from the hood.
接触过这种文化圈子
第三种很喜欢说唱文化 The third kind loves urban rap culture
不过却是在远离圈子的正常街区长大的 but grew up in a nice neighborhood really far away from the hood.
充满热情的圈外人
这些妹子肯定喜欢崔颂 克里斯布朗 老虎 费雷尔 You can count on this girl to like Trey Songz, Chris Brown, Tiger, Ferrell,
而最喜欢的新人艺术家肯定是August Alsina and her favorite new artist is definitely August Alsina.
她以自己酷炫叼拽并由于 She prides herself on being one of the only Asian girls
其身为为数不多的嘻哈饶舌亚洲女而自豪 who's got swag or street cred.
城市亚洲女们追卡鲁切·特兰 Jhene Aiko The urban Asian girl follows Karrueche, Jhene Aiko,
以及其他的亚裔黑人名流们 and other half black half Asian celebrities.
亚洲黑
当城市说唱妹子正装打扮起来时 When your urban rap Asian girl dresses up,
她会模仿金·卡戴珊或者《NBA球星妻子的故事》 She’s dressed for Kim Kardashian or “Basketball Wives”.
Basketball Wives为2010年4月11日首播的美国真人秀
当她日常休闲打扮时 When she dresses down,
她会穿说唱视频里任何看起来火辣的服装 it's whatever's hot in the rap videos.
不过无论是哪一种 But either way,
她都是在尽量炫耀她那非同寻常的亚洲巨臀 she’s trying to show off her unusually large Asian booty.
第十六种 跳舞的亚洲妹子 Number 16: the dancer Asian girl.
尽管跳舞的妹子们超喜欢嘻哈文化 Now the dancer Asian girl really likes hip-hop,
但可别将她们和城市说唱妹搞混了 but do not confuse them with the urban rap girl.
她更倾向于传统的四种嘻哈元素 She is more into the traditional four elements of hip-hop.
说唱
打碟
跳舞
涂鸦
与城市说唱妹不同的是 Unlike the urban rap girl,
她的朋友圈大多仅包括其他的亚洲跳舞者 most of her friends are pretty much just other Asian dancers.
亚洲跳舞妹通常喜欢过愉悦的 随心所欲的生活 The dancer Asian girl is usually focused on living a fun, spontaneous life style.
而且她百分百熟悉YouTube上所有著名的亚洲舞者们 And she's definitely familiar with all the famous Asian dancers on Youtube.
服装而言 跳舞的妹子们通常走街拍风 穿Obey For clothing, your dancer Asian girl wears street wear, Obey,
把绒布衬衫系在腰上 穿短筒军靴 flannels tied on the waist, combat boots,
基本常年看起来像克里斯·布朗的备用舞者 pretty much looking like Chris Brown's backup dancers 24/7.
哟 你看了Brian Puspos最新一期的视频没有 Yo, did you check up that new Brian Puspos' video?
那简直太牛了 That was sick.
第十七种 永远单身的亚洲妹子 Number 17: the forever single Asian girl.
这种妹子的逼格实在是如同高岭之花 This girl's standards are so incredibly high
凡人只可远观不可亵玩 that nobody's good enough to date her,
注孤生 hence making her forever alone.
她遇到个医生 就嫌弃别人不是外科的 She met a doctor, but he wasn't a surgeon.
她遇到个外科医生 又嫌弃别人太乏味了 She met a surgeon, but he was just too boring.
罗纳尔多是这种妹子永生不懈的追求目标 This type of Asian girl is looking for Cristiano Ronaldo.
而在她看来 林书豪仅仅只是勉强达标 And in her eyes, Jeremy Lin like barely makes the cut.
所以我呢 我选择死亡 So me, I'm out.
我就 呆在那边墙角 I’mma be, over there,
该干啥干啥 doing my thing.
别管我 I’m all good.
大抵而言她要找的是那种一米八的坏坏的外科医生 Basically she's looking for that six-foot bad boy surgeon,
同时还兼职超级名模 who also does super-modeling on the side.
我只能说你开心就好 I mean, good luck with that.
啥时候降低标准了考虑一下哥们儿我吧 Call me later when you lower your standards.
最后 第十八种 亚洲美食妹 And finally, number 18, the foodie Asian Girl!
其实仔细想一想啊 Come to think about it now.
所有的亚洲妹子不都喜欢食物嘛 Actually like every Asian girl is into food.
所有 亚洲 妹子的 照片墙上 都有 食物 混在里面 Every Asian girl's instagram has some food on it.
啊姆阿姆… Namms...
18种亚洲妹子 18 Types of Asian Girls!
感谢你耐心看完了这部长长的视频 Thank you so much for watching this long video.
做完了亚洲汉子清单后 We got so many requests to do this list
好多人要求我们再做一部亚洲妹子的清单 after doing our list about the different types of Asian guys.
不过请记住 本视频纯属虚构 如有雷同纯属巧合 But remember this, we just made it up.
如果你是妹子 请在下面的留言区告诉我们 If you are a girl, let us know in the comment section below
哪三种妹子最符合你的特点 what are the top three types that describe you.
如果你不是亚洲人 也请你告诉我们最符合你特点的三种 And if you are not Asian, let us know your top three as well
因为这些分类其实适用于所有人 because these categories really apply to everyone.
我感觉我有好多种的特点 I think I’m a mix between a lot of types of different Asian girls,
不过最符合我的还是宅女 非主流 还有菜鸟妹啦 but my top three probably be GEEK, HIPSTER, and FOB.
宅女
非主流
菜鸟妹
还有 说实话 也有一点点西洋化啦 And to be honest, a little White-washed, too.
西洋化妹子
如果你是汉子 请在底下的评论区告诉我们 And if you are a guy, in the comments below,
你会喜欢哪一种妹子 let us know what type of girl you might like.
在评论区留言
18种亚洲妹子 18 types of Asian girls!
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这些衬衫超可爱 They are super cute.
请在底下留言告诉我们你是哪一种妹子 In the comments below let us know what type of Asian girl you are
因为我们都是各种妹子的混合体然后有点相似的 对吧 ‘cause we are all kind of mixed and the same you know.
但如果你与众不同的话 告诉我们你喜欢哪种妹子就好啦 But if you are not, just tell us what type of Asian girls you like.
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