(Gino) Sure you know which ones go where? (Gary) I'm sure, Gino.
That's what you told me yesterday. I ended up driving 12 anchovies to a customer.
That's your lousy handwriting. I can't read the address.
You ought to spend more time in school
instead of cruisin' around with broads in my car.
Then you'd learn how to read.
Now come on. Hurry up. And this time bring the car back.
Gino, you said I could have it tonight.
What are you tryin' to do, ruin me? I ain't in the rent-a-car business.
Let's go. The pizzas are gettin' cold. And don't squish the boxes.
Be careful how you drive!
(â™Ş TOMMY TUTONE: "Teen Angel Eyes")
â™Ş Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
â™Ş I never knew it could be like this
â™Ş Your eyes, your kiss
â™Ş I've never known such tenderness
â™Ş Not till I met you
â™Ş If I could only make you believe
â™Ş That what he gives you isn't what you need
â™Ş But you see him, you don't see me
â™Ş No matter what I try
â™Ş My teen angel eyes
â™Ş Keep on denyin'
â™Ş Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
â™Ş My teen angel eyes
â™Ş I should tell him how our love will grow
â™Ş And no explainin' when it starts to show
â™Ş We'll keep it hidden so no one will know
â™Ş Bank rob your true love... â™Ş
I'll take a rocky road.
Pink bubble gum, please.
Pink bubble gum?
Yeah, it's the flavour of the month.
â™Ş Hear them talkin' about the kids
â™Ş Let them talk forever...
Rocky road.
Oh, thank you.
â™Ş Just keep on denyin'...
- What do you want? - Um, a rocky road.
â™Ş My teen angel eyes...
- She's fine, isn't she? - Yeah. Do you know her?
Never saw her before in my life.
â™Ş Eh, yeah, yeah... â™Ş
(Music drowns speech)
Hey. You know those three chicks over there?
- Where? - Right there.
(Gary) You don't mean those three alien creatures sitting over there, do you?
David's just telling me that they're easy lays.
You're imagining easy lays.
I'm not imagining. Listen, Gary.
Tommy's brother screws that blonde Like he owns her.
Bullshit! They're virgins.
They're not. I can tell by the way they walk. Right, Rick?
(Rick) That brunette ain't no virgin. Look at the way she's suckin' on that straw.
I'm wasting my time here. Count me out.
Hey, cool it for a second, Gary. This could be interesting.
David, why don't you walk over there
and invite the three ladies back to our table?
No problem.
(â™Ş THE CARS: "Shake It Up")
â™Ş Dance all night, play all day
â™Ş Don't let nothin' get in the way Dance all night...
Hi, girls. How's it goin' tonight?
â™Ş Don't you worry 'bout two left feet...
Seriously, will you count me out, Rick?
- Do you wanna get laid or not? - I'd rather screw Godzilla than them.
â™Ş Shake it up
â™Ş Dance all night and get real loose...
Do you have the key to your grandmother's house?
No, but we can go to my house. My parents went out.
Perfect.
- Hi, ladies. - Hi.
Sit down.
â™Ş Shake it up
â™Ş Shake it up...
(Giggling)
â™Ş Shake it up... â™Ş
(Clears throat) I'm Rick.
This is Gary. You've met the Big Apple.
I-I'm Millie.
- I'm Roxanne. - Hi, I'm Brenda.
Well, let's not let the party go on without us, girls.
- What party? - The best party in town, sweetheart.
Tell 'em about it, Gary.
(Laughs)
Yeah... Yeah, it's gonna be great.
There's... There's great music and people and...
What about drugs?
Well, we have uppers, downers.
A little bit of smoke.
- All kinds, right guys? - Uh-huh.
- What about coke? - Yeah.
- Coke? (All girls) Yeah.
Yeah, lots of coke.
Of course! (Laughs)
Yeah, we have a whole big... Plenty of coke.
Well, what do you say, ladies?
No. I say no.
- I told you they were hot to trot. - Shut up!
OK.
What's the verdict, girls?
Well, as long as you keep your hands to yourselves.
- And get us home by 12:00. - Yeah, yeah.
A quarter till 12:00. You know I have to be home at a quarter till 12:00.
You guys, fight later. We have a party to go to, right?
(All) Yeah!
â™Ş Are you ready for the sex girls?
â™Ş The hot, hot, Levi big hot girls
â™Ş Are you ready for the sex girls?
â™Ş The right white ultra-bright nice, nice girls
â™Ş They play pool in your house
â™Ş They take off their own clothes
â™Ş They can talk about locals and know where to go... '
Step right in, ladies.
Relax. The place is ours. Gary's parents are out of town.
Everybody, make yourselves at home.
Where is everybody?
- They should be here any minute. - They're on their way.
I don't like this.
(â™Ş BLONDIE: "In The Flesh")
Would you like to dance?
OK.
How about you? Would you like to dance?
Oh, yeah, sure.
â™Ş Darling', darlin', darlin'
â™Ş I can't wait to see you
â™Ş Your picture ain't enough I can't wait...
Gary.
â™Ş To touch you in the flesh
â™Ş Ooh, ooh, ooh
â™Ş Darlin', darlin', darlin'...
- Hi. - Hi.
â™Ş I can't wait to hear you Remembering your love...
- You know, you're a great dancer. - Yeah, I know.
- Would you like to dance? - I really don't care.
Well, you don't care yes or you don't care no?
It doesn't make any difference.
So, what do you say we dance?
I don't care.
â™Ş She said, "Hands off this one, sweetie This boy is mine"...
What do you think about this song?
I really don't care.
What do you care about?
Listen, don't start that small talk with me.
It's not gonna help you anyway. You're not gonna get anything from me.
- Listen, I didn't... - I really don't care.
(Gary sighs)
Please don't, Rick.
Please.
Stop.
Please stop.
(Whispers) Rick.
- I think maybe we should go. - No.
We don't even know where we are.
(â™Ş THE POLICE: "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da")
So... (Giggles)
What about the drugs?
They're in the kitchen.
- They're in the kitchen. - They're in the kitchen.
- Yeah.
So you girls sit tight and we'll be right back.
Hey, you better think of something quick.
Why the hell did you have to promise 'em drugs?
- Because that's what they wanted. - You shouldnâ€™t have promised anything.
If I didn't promise them something, they would have never come.
- What are we supposed to do? - Got any Sweet'N Low?
â™Ş Their innocence will pull me through De do do do....
Here we are, girls. The best stuff in town.
Yeah, fresh from Peru.
And crispy chips.
One hit and you'll be flyin'.
â™Ş Poets, priests and politicians...
(Snorts)
â™Ş Have words to thank for their positions...
Really... Really good stuff!
Great!
(Snorts)
Mmm. I love it.
â™Ş And when their eloquence escapes you
â™Ş Their logic ties you up and rapes you
â™Ş De do do do, de da da da...
(Snorts)
â™Ş De do do do, de da da da
â™Ş Their innocence will pull me through
â™Ş De do do do, de da da da
â™Ş Is all I want to say to you...
- This is the best Colombian I've had. - Want another line?
- You mean like now? - Yeah.
- No, no. - No. Thanks a lot.
- Good stuff, huh? (All girls) Yeah!
â™Ş Whoa, whoa, whoa
â™Ş Ahh...
Hey, Brenda. Can I talk to you inside for a second?
Oh, yeah, sure.
â™Ş De do do do, de da da da Their innocence will pull me through... â™Ş
Gee, it's sort of dark in here.
Yeah, I guess the bulb kinda burnt itself out.
- Oh. - Sit down.
So, what did you wanna talk to me about?
- You know. - I know what?
You know.
- You sorta like me, huh? - Yeah.
You've got white stuff all over your nose!
- So do you. - I do!
(Brenda giggles)
This coke is kinda sweet.
It's really good stuff.
Yeah, the best.
(Gasps) David, what are you doing?
(â™Ş THE WAITRESSES: "I Know What Boys Like")
Excuse me.
â™Ş I know what guys want
â™Ş I know what boys like
â™Ş I've got what boys like
â™Ş I know what boys like
â™Ş I know what guys want...
(Clears throat) Let's take our business elsewhere.
OK.
â™Ş I make them want me
â™Ş I like to tease them
â™Ş They want to touch me
â™Ş I never let them...
Now, you two have fun.
â™Ş I know what boys like
â™Ş I know what guys want
â™Ş I know what boys like
â™Ş Boys like, boys like me
â™Ş But you, you're special
â™Ş I might let you...
Do you want a chip?
Thank you.
â™Ş I might let you
â™Ş Mmm, would you like that?
â™Ş I might let you
â™Ş I know what boys like
â™Ş I know what guys want
â™Ş I know what boys like
â™Ş I know what's on their minds...
David, please don't.
Look, I don't wanna take my blouse off.
I just met you tonight.
But what about Roxanne and Millie?
- What about them? - They don't seem to be having problems.
(Roxanne groans)
â™Ş Zippers and buttons
â™Ş Fun to frustrate them
â™Ş They get so angry
â™Ş Like pouty children...
But I'm not on the Pill.
Me neither.
â™Ş I know what boys like
â™Ş I know what guys want
â™Ş I know what boys like
â™Ş Boys like, boys like me
(Saxophone)
The patio?
Yeah, go out on the patio and count to 100
and when you're finished, I'll be already undressed.
Undressed?
In bed.
- Are you sure? - I'm sure.
I'll be on the patio.
OK.
I'll be countin'.
One, two, three,
four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine,
ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen...
â™Ş I know what boys like
â™Ş I know what guys want
â™Ş I know what boys like
â™Ş I've got what boys like
â™Ş I know what boys like
â™Ş I know what guys want
â™Ş I see them looking...
- Would you like a chip? - What?
A chip. W-would you like one?
No, thanks.
â™Ş They want to touch me
â™Ş I never let them
â™Ş I know what boys like
â™Ş I know what guys want
â™Ş I know what boys like
â™Ş Boys like, boys like me
â™Ş Na, na, nya, nya, nya, nya
â™Ş Na, na, nya, nya, nya, nya â™Ş
(Chatting and laughter)
- It really was. You were wonderful. - Thank you.
Gary, are you home?
What the hell is going on here?
Hal, I think your son should explain what's going on here.
Gary, what the hell is going on here?
Millie?
I'd like you to meet my parents.
Pop.
Millie.
- Hi. - Hi.
(Roxanne giggles)
Oh, my God! I'm having a heart attack!
Woo!
Hal! Hal! Just don't stand there!
- I want these tramps out of here! - Gary, get them out of here.
Millie, can I borrow your breath spray?
(Gasps) I'm dying!
â™Ş Shake it up
I'm dying.
â™Ş Shake it up
â™Ş Shake it up...
Hurry up!
â™Ş Shake it up...
All right. Where to now?
- I think we should just call it a night. - Let's go to the beach!
Wait a minute! Where's David?
- This is terrible. - All right, calm down.
- I want you to lay down. - Wait a minute.
- Lay down and rest. - All right. I will.
Oh, please just do me a favour, huh? Just please go...
- Go and get me two aspirin. - I'll get you some aspirin.
And some water, please.
And then close the door.
Oh... Oh, what a mess.
96, 97, 98, 99, 100.
- Not now, Hal. - Hal?
(She screams)
Mrs Spencer, what are you doing here?
What am I doing here? What are you doing here?!
Oh, Hal!
I brought you a couple of... (Gasps)
Mr Spencer!
What the hell is going on here?
You don't understand. She told me to go outside and-
I did not! He tried to rape me!
- Rape? - No! No!
Get out of my house! Get out of my house!
You pervert! Get out of my house!
Go on! Shame on you!
Here he comes! Hey, David!
(Roxanne) Come on, David!
You're in your fucking underwear!
- Hey, guys, you know somethin'? - What?
Your parents are home.
(Laughter)
â™Ş Shake it up â™Ş
(â™Ş DEVO: "Whip It")
â™Ş Crack that whip
â™Ş Give the past the slip
â™Ş Step on a crack
â™Ş Break your momma's back
â™Ş And when a problem comes along
â™Ş You must whip it
â™Ş Before the cream sits out too long
â™Ş You must whip it
â™Ş When something's going wrong
â™Ş You must whip it
â™Ş Now whip it into shape
â™Ş Shape it up
â™Ş Get straight
â™Ş Go forward, move ahead...
(Laughter)
â™Ş It's not too late...
Victor! What are you doin', Victor?
Looks like we've got ourselves a Peeping Tom, guys!
I wasn't peeping.
I was just... I was just looking at the board.
(All) Oh, yeah. Sure.
Victor's got himself a hard-on.
(Laughter)
What are you hiding, Victor?
It's none of your business. Buzz off, blimp!
OK, OK, come on, guys. Let's lay off him.
I mean, it's too small to see, anyway, right?
Oh, yeah? I just bet you guys wish you had what I have.
(They murmur dissent)
Bullshit, Victor.
Put your money where your mouth is.
Money? Now he's talkin'. All right, listen up, guys.
Everybody put in a buck and the man who's got the biggest tool,
he's the one who wins the pool!
â™Ş When something's going wrong
â™Ş You must whip it
â™Ş Now whip it into shape
â™Ş Shape it up, get straight Go forward...
Three-and-a-half.
â™Ş Try to detect it It's not too late...
Oh, Rick is here!
â™Ş To whip it into shape Shape it up
â™Ş Get straight, go forward, move ahead...
- Holy shit! - It's alive!
â™Ş It's not too late...
Jesus Christ.
â™Ş To whip it good...
That's nine inches!
Nine? Who are you trying to cheat? It's nine-and-a-half. Measure it again.
- We're not including your balls, Victor. - Neither am I.
Look, it's mine. I should know what it is.
Wanna give him the extra half inch? Nine-and-a-half for Victor!
â™Ş Give the past the slip
â™Ş Step on a crack
â™Ş Break your momma's back... â™Ş
(Boy) How come you're eating so much? You're such a hog!
One, two, three, four. Thank you.
(Chatting)
- Hey, Gary. - Hi.
(Girl) Did you see that gorgeous guy in our math class?
Don't strain your eyeballs.
- Hey, you know who she is? - Which one?
(David) With the purple in her hair? - No, the other one, turkey!
- I think her name is Karen. - Karen what?
I don't know. She just moved here about a week ago.
Hey, can you find out where she lives?
Sure, no sweat.
For a small fee, I think I can find out.
(â™Ş REO SPEEDWAGON: "Keep On Loving You")
â™Ş You should have seen by the look in my eyes, baby
â™Ş There was somethin' missin'...
(Air pressure hisses)
â™Ş You should have known by the tone of my voice, maybe
â™Ş But you didn't listen
â™Ş You played dead
â™Ş But you never bled
â™Ş Instead you laid still in the grass
â™Ş All coiled up and hissin'
â™Ş And I'm gonna keep on lovin' you
â™Ş Cos it's the only thing I wanna do
â™Ş I don't wanna sleep
â™Ş I just wanna keep on lovin' you...
- Good morning. - Oh, morning.
- Is something wrong? - I'm not sure.
Well, let me have a look.
- Looks like you have a flat. - Oh, can it be fixed?
I don't know. You must have run over some small glass or something.
- Do you have a pump? - No.
- Oh. - Oh, darn. I'm gonna be late for school.
- Well, can I give you a lift? - Which way are you going?
- To Roosevelt High. - So am I!
- So be my guest. - OK.
â™Ş And I'm gonna keep on lovin' you...
- Can I offer you some pizza? - No, thank you.
How about a big meatball sandwich?
No, thanks. I just had breakfast.
- What's your name? - Karen.
- Sharon? - Karen.
- Marion? (Giggles) Karen. With a K.
- Oh, "Karen." Why didn't you say so? - I just did.
(Laughter)
â™Ş I'm gonna keep on lovin' you
â™Ş Cos it's the only thing I wanna do... â™Ş
Thanks for the ride.
Bye.
Karen! Hold on a second.
Um... um...
I wanted to ask what you were doing tonight.
I'm afraid I'm busy.
Oh. That's too bad.
Because I know about this really happening party tonight.
Sorry. There's always a next time. Thanks again, Gary.
Karen!
Let me ask you something straight out.
Go ahead.
Do you have a boyfriend?
No.
- Well... - Thanks again, Gary.
Come on! Move! That's it! Get that lead out of your ass.
One, two, three!
â™Ş There'll never be a second time
â™Ş Better luck, better luck better luck next time...
Hey, shake it.
â™Ş How do you find the nerve
â™Ş To lie right to my face?
â™Ş Better luck, better luck better luck next time
â™Ş If you do it once there'll never be a second time
â™Ş Better luck, better luck better luck next time
â™Ş Find somebody else You're never gonna be mine...
Hey, Big Apple! What's going on?
- Gary, where have you been? - My parents. Don't ask.
Don't worry about it. You came at the perfect time.
The place is really jumping.
Hey, give me a cigarette.
- Come on! I only have nine left. - Put it on my bill.
Jesus Christ. You know, you guys...
Hey, Gary, guess who's here?
- Who? - Karen. Over there dancing with Rick.
â™Ş Better luck, better luck better luck next time...
Yeah, it doesn't take old lover boy very long, does it?
He's on her like flies to shit.
â™Ş Better luck, better luck better luck next time
â™Ş Better luck, better luck...
Oh, come on, man. You might as well just forget about her.
Maybe he'll give you sloppy seconds.
â™Ş Better luck, better luck better luck next time
â™Ş Better luck, better luck â™Ş
(Cheering)
- My pleasure, madam. - Oh, mine, too!
Oh, I want you to meet my two very best friends.
Gary, David, how you guys doing?
Listen, I want you to meet the love of my life.
(Karen giggles)
Gary, this is-
- Hi, Karen. - Hi, Gary.
Oh, so you two have met before?
Yeah. Yeah, I guess you can say that.
Karen, hi. There you are. I've been looking for you all night.
Oh, hi, Rose. Rose, this is Rick.
- Hi. - Hi.
And this is Gary.
Hi, Gary.
Oh. Hi, Rose.
All right, letâ€™s cut this shit and now letâ€™s all get serious.
- May I have this dance, princess? - Sure.
(â™Ş QUINCY JONES: "Just Once")
â™Ş I did my best
â™Ş But I guess my best wasn't good enough
â™Ş Cos here we are back where we were before
â™Ş Seems nothing ever changes
â™Ş We're back to being strangers
â™Ş Wondering if we ought to stay Or head on out the door...
Would you like to dance, Gary? Let's dance.
- Rose, I don't know- - Come on. Dance with me.
â™Ş Can't we figure out what we keep doing wrong?
You and Rose are pretty tight, huh?
I guess. Why?
Well, it looks like she's a little bit more than hot for Gary.
I think it would be great if they hit it off.
Have we done that?
- Done what? - Hit it off.
â™Ş Make the magic last for more than just one night
â™Ş I know we could break through it...
I really love this song.
This song just drives me crazy.
Yeah. Yeah, it's great.
- Will you excuse me for one minute? - Sure.
â™Ş Why we never last for very long... â™Ş
Excuse me. I'll be back in a minute.
- May I? - Cool.
Lookin' real foxy tonight.
(â™Ş CHARLENE: "It Ain't Easy Coming Down")
What's the matter with you? Are you drunk?
Not yet. I'm just gettin' started.
Well, seems like you're off to a pretty good start.
The night's still young. I'm just getting ready for the good part.
Hey, do you want some?
Oh, no thanks. I'll pass.
How's about a big meatball sandwich, huh?
(Gary laughs)
You and Rick are pretty good friends, aren't you?
Yeah. Yeah, we're partners, you know? Tight.
You sure like him, don't you?
Why do you ask?
I don't know. I just felt like asking.
Hey! There you are, my beautiful baby.
I was looking all over for you.
Well, I was just talking to Gary.
Gary. I think you better lighten up on that stuff, man.
It'll turn your brain to shit.
â™Ş Down
â™Ş Down, down
â™Ş It ain't easy comin' down
â™Ş No, it ain't easy comin' down
â™Ş No, it ain't easy...
Hey, man! Take it easy!
Watch it, jerk!
Gary!
Hey, you're fucking wrecked, man. Get it together.
David, will you take care of him, please? We got a freak-out on our hands.
Come on, Gary. It's me, David.
What's the matter with you, man?
(Laughs) Hi, David.
You're ruining it for everybody. Come on. Let's take him out by the pool.
No, I don't wanna go.
(Shouting)
(Laughter)
- Listen, I want you to go home. - Uh-huh.
Get a good night's sleep
and in the morning you'll feel 100% better.
Thanks. Thanks, pal.
Look, you go on. Go on. I'll be all right.
Are you sure you don't want me to drive you home?
David, you're gonna get my seats wet and my boss is gonna kill me!
Get in the car! Come on.
- David? - What?
Are you going back to the party?
Of course. What do you think?
Give... give her my best, will you?
To who?
To her. Karen.
Oh, Karen, of course. Yeah. Come on. Get in.
David, make sure to tell her I love her madly.
OK. I'll tell her your love for her is highly spiritual. OK? Now come on.
- Thanks! - No problem.
- Don't forget. - I won't. Just be careful, all right?
(Tuts)
(Mrs Spencer) Gary? - Yeah?
Why don't you come in and introduce yourself to our guests?
OK.
You'll never get over how much he's grown since the last time you've seen him.
- He was very little! - Hi, everybody!
(Guests gasp) - Gary!
Oh, my goodness, Martha!
How this young man has grown!
Are you in high school already, Gary?
(Mrs Spencer laughs nervously)
Gary, Mrs Roswell is asking you a question.
(Belches)
(Gasps)
Oh, I am so sorry.
He hasn't been feeling well lately.
What this young man needs is a long, cold shower.
Oh, yeah?
Only if you join me, baby.
Cos I know what you need.
(Gasping)
Good night, Gary.
Gary, take this tray back into the kitchen and then go to your room!
Good night, Gary.
- Good night, everybody! (All) Good night, Gary!
Good night, Mrs Roswell.
Good night, Gary.
Good night, my Mrs Roswell
Good night, my love
- Sleep tight, my Mrs Roswell... - Well...
Sleep tight, my love
Good night
No, please, nobody get up. We'll clean it up in the morning.
An isosceles is a triangle which has two equal sides.
A scalene is a triangle with no equal sides.
Like so.
We have A, B, C.
Now, letâ€™s review yesterday's problem on page 74.
What did we say about the relationship between two squares
bisected by lines both horizontal and vertical?
Gary?
Gary!
Yes?
Gary, please stand up and illustrate the theory.
(Clears throat) Well...
Gary, please answer.
See, it's really very simple. You...
You take the side that's longest.
And then...
And what?
And then you...
And then BC.
And then BC... You know, the lines cross.
And then?
And then you... Sorry.
- And then? - And then...
And then...
And then you shove it up your ass.
(Laughter and school bell rings)
(Woman) Un momentita! I'm coming!
Pizza delivery.
Ah, my pizza. Come on in, chico .
Carmela is pleased to see such a beautiful delivery.
Um... Where should I put these?
Uh, why don't you put the pizza in the kitchen?
- Over there? - Mm-hm.
- And put the bottles in the fridge. - OK.
How much do you charge, my little pizza boy?
It's $7.50 for the pizza
and $1 .50... $1 .50 for the drinks.
It's nine bucks.
Jesus, lady, I'm...
I'm sorry. It slipped.
Here, let me clean it up.
Don't worry. It's nothing.
Could have happened to anyone.
(â™Ş LOS FABULOSOS 3 PARAGUAYOS: "Besame Mucho & Granada")
Taste it. It's good?
It's papaya. Don't you like it?
I do. It's very good... ma'am.
You can call me Carmela.
Don't worry. Carmela does not bite nice young muchachos.
(Pager beeps)
That's my boss. I gotta go. I have to go call him.
You must come back when you have more time!
Hey, the money!
Hey, that's OK! So long!
Come back whenever you like!
(â™Ş LOS FABULOSOS 3 PARAGUAYOS: "Besame Mucho & Granada")
(Music drowns speech)
(Tyres screech)
(Music drowns speech)
Oh, it's my little muchacho. Back so soon.
Hi. Um, me and my friends, we just happened to be in the neighbourhood.
And I thought we'd bring you some extra pizzas.
Oh, you're friends of my muchacho?
Good, good. We have a pizza party!
Come in.
Yeah, go!
Don't be shy, muchachos.
Please, sit down.
Now I will get you a little drinkito.
(Giggles)
- Sit down! - Let me go!
You weren't bullshitting. She is totally hot!
- Yeah, tell me about it. - You sure this isn't gonna cost us?
Jesus, I'm positive. She does it cos she loves it!
(Giggles)
If I had known that you were coming,
I would have had everything just right.
Lucky for us my darling sailor boy Paco Left me this bottle of tequila.
(Giggles)
- Amor. - Amor?
To love.
- To love. - To love.
To... love.
(David coughs)
Let's have some music.
- Go. She's waiting for you. - You go. You're her muchacho .
Cut the shit, Rick! You saw the way she was looking at you. Now, go! Go!
(â™Ş THE DANCING BRASS: "EspaĂ±a Cani")
Come.
Come dance with Carmela.
(Carmela groans)
Get your clothes off!
- What are you doing? - He said to take our clothes off.
Oh, si, si, si, si.
(Carmela groans)
Oh, si, si, si, si.
(Carmela groans)
- Move. Let me have a look. - Shh!
Come on! I gotta look.
Oh, you are so long, my sweet papaya.
Oh, you are driving Carmela crazy!
- Come on! I gotta see! - Shut up! Shut up!
- Oh, God. I don't believe this. - What?
More! More! More! That's it! Harder!
Yes! Yes!
(Carmela) More! More!
- Gary, I can't stand it. I gotta look. - Wait, no.
Mama! Mama! Papa!
(Screams faintly)
(Speaks Spanish)
Jesus Christ, he's fucking her. He's fucking her!
They're finished. Here he comes.
Who is the next muchacho for Carmela?
Go to it, Gary. She's waiting for you, man.
- David's next. - No, you said you wanted seconds.
Come on, David. You said you were going after Rick. Now, go ahead!
I am starting to feel lonely.
- Listen, Rick. I'll tell you why- - Come on. Get in there.
Rick, tell me, how was it, huh?
Hey, it was great, man.
Hi.
Come to me, my big burrito.
- Me? - You are the only man I see.
- Are you sure? - Oh, yes.
Come to Carmela.
Hurry up. Come on.
Hurry up.
Carmela wants to feel you.
Carmela wants you to feel good.
- Take this off. - What?
Take it off.
Don't be shy.
That's it.
Bueno.
(Carmela giggles)
(Rick laughs)
She's going for it! She's totally going for it!
Let me see!
â™Ş That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
â™Ş I like it, uh-huh uh-huh
â™Ş That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
â™Ş I like it, uh-huh uh-huh
â™Ş That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
â™Ş I like it, uh-huh uh-huh
â™Ş That's the way, uh-huh uh-huh
â™Ş I like it, uh-huh uh-huh
â™Ş When you take me by the hand Tell me I'm... â™Ş
(â™Ş THE DANCING BRASS: "EspaĂ±a Cani")
Here she comes!
Intermission.
I just love a good fiesta.
Let's have some more music.
(â™Ş THE DANCING BRASS: "EspaĂ±a Cani")
Uh, who is it?
- Paco! - Carmela.
- Oh, shit! - Hurry! Get your clothes on.
Mi amor.
- Oh, mi corazĂłn. - Hi!
(Paco) Mi vida. - Paco, mi amor, mi vida!
Get your shirt on! Come on, man!
(Carmela giggles)
This is my sailor Paco.
He's arriving from Puerto Rico to visit Carmela.
Isn't he good?
These are my neighbour boys from downstairs.
I was helping them with their Spanish lessons.
That is all for today, boys. You can go now.
- AdiĂłs, muchachos. - Si, Paco.
What a nympho!
(Shouting)
David's still inside!
David, come on! Hurry up!
Shit! My clothes!
Come on, David! Come on!
(Gary) Come on, man! Hurry up!
Shit! Go, go!
Come back here!
Come back!
(Shouting)
Come back here! Bastardos ! Come back!
(â™Ş THE FORTUNE BAND: "Airwaves")
Hey, Rick.
Hi. What's happening? Where's the car?
Um, I couldnâ€™t get it tonight. My boss wouldnâ€™t let me have it.
Are you serious? Gary, you're crazy, man.
Karen and Rose are gonna be here any second.
I told you to count me out in the first place.
You're supposed to help me out tonight, remember?
Karen won't hang out with me unless Rose comes along.
Besides, she's got the hots for you, man.
Oh, gee. Thanks a lot.
(Car horn)
Hey, guys. How's it goin'?
- It's not so great, Victor. - What's the problem?
Well, you see, Victor, Gary and I,
we invited these three real hot blondes here tonight.
But the thing is... we got the rum, we got the chicks,
but there's only two of us.
We need another guy.
Oh, hey, I'll give you a hand.
Uh, no, Victor, really.
Oh, n-n-no, no problem.
Victor, if there's any problem at all, we don't wanna inconvenience you.
Hey, no, it's no inconvenience. I'd like to.
I mean... what are friends for, right?
Right!
Now, Victor, I'll park your car
and you go inside and get some Coke for the rum, OK?
Uh, well...
Come on, Victor. What do you say? Look, it's gettin' late.
Yeah, I don't know.
Well...
OK. All right.
But you guys, really... park this beauty gently.
- Oh, we will, Victor. - I just got her painted.
- Looks great. - Yeah, it cost me my last buck.
- OK. - And be careful with your cigarette.
- No problem. - Oh, good.
- Three blondes? - Three!
Great! (Laughs)
Great!
Come on!
â™Ş You should have seen by the look in my eyes, baby
â™Ş There was somethin' missin'...
- Get in the back. - No way!
- Hey, how you doing, sweetheart? - Hi, Gary.
Mwah!
â™Ş You shouldâ€™ve known by the tone of my voice, maybe
â™Ş But you didn't listen...
So, what do you guys wanna do tonight?
I don't know.
- Why don't we go to the point? - Hey, that's a great idea!
Oh, God! I've never been to the point before!
That sounds like a lot of fun! Yeah!
â™Ş That I love you forever
â™Ş And I'm gonna keep on lovin' you
â™Ş Cos it's the only thing I wanna do...
Rose, do you have any mints or gum or something?
I only have two pieces left and that has to last me all night.
Rose, how'd you like to sit up front with Gary?
Sure!
(Electric guitar)
â™Ş And I meant every word I said
â™Ş When I said that I love you
â™Ş I meant that I love you forever
â™Ş And I'm gonna keep on lovin' you
â™Ş Cos it's the only thing I wanna do
â™Ş I don't wanna sleep
â™Ş I just wanna keep on lovin' you â™Ş
â™Ş Are you ready for the sex girls?
â™Ş The hot hot, Levi big hot girls
â™Ş Are you ready for the sex girls?
The right white ultra-bright nice, nice girls...
(Screaming)
They play pool in your house and take off their own clothes
â™Ş They can talk about locals and know where to go
â™Ş They are women without any faults
â™Ş Are you ready for the sex girls?
â™Ş Sex, sex, sex, sex... â™Ş
Assholes.
(Indistinct chatting)
Gary, wait a second.
- I'll see you in a couple. - OK.
Listen, Gary, I gotta ask you a small favour.
Can you lend me the key to your grandmother's tonight?
- What for? - A date with Karen. I wanna be alone.
Yeah, well, I don't-
Listen, Gary. This is really important to me.
I mean, tonight could really be the big night, you know?
Yeah. OK, I'll give you the key tonight.
All right! Thanks a lot, man. I owe you one, OK?
(â™Ş DEVO: "Whip It")
Here he comes.
Hey, what's shakin', guys?
- How's it goin', Rick? - Hi. What's happening?
- Hey, you know. Let me have it. - Let you have what?
What do you mean, "Let me have what"?
We talked about a key to somebody's grandmother's house.
Oh, that. Look, Rick, I looked all over for it. I couldnâ€™t find it.
- Didn't we look for it, David? - We couldnâ€™t find it anywhere.
Great. Thanks for telling me on time. Now what am I supposed to do?
What about your parents' guesthouse?
That's been off limits since Big Earl smoked angel dust
and he ate my mom's parakeet.
I'll be cool. All I need is an hour with her.
Sorry, man. I wish I could help you.
Guess you'll just have to call it off, Rick.
Come on, David. Let's go.
What are you guys in such a rush to do?
There's a lady just waitin' to lay us.
- Oh, yeah? Who? (David) The redhead.
The one Tommy's brother's been screwing.
- With the big tits? - That's right, pal.
We've been doing business with her for a while.
Nine times already.
You guys have screwed her nine times
and you haven't even told me?
We can't even talk to you any more.
It's Karen this and Karen that. You're too busy teeny-boppin' all over the place.
I thought you guys were my friends.
OK, we're asking you now, Rick. You're comin' or you're not?
How can I, Gary? I got a date with Karen right now.
There you go again. Come on, David. Let's go.
You just go and play house with Karen.
â™Ş Give the past the slip
â™Ş Step on a crack Break your momma's back...
Wait up, you guys.
â™Ş When a problem comes along
â™Ş You must whip it
â™Ş Before the cream sits out too long
â™Ş You must whip it
â™Ş When something's going wrong... â™Ş
So, what's the story, fellas?
Do I have anything you want?
Make up your mind, honey.
You better go home before your mother starts to miss you.
Look, I don't know about this.
Hey, wait a minute. Are we gonna get laid or not?
Money, guys, or Ruby walks.
- Well, how much are we talkin' about? - 30 bucks is the goin' rate.
Are we on or not? What do you say?
30 bucks? That's 10 apiece. I think we can handle that.
That's 30 bucks apiece, guys, and it ain't negotiable, see?
Jesus, that's 90 bucks! No, I can't afford that. No way.
Oh, stop wastin' my time. Take it or leave it.
How about 75?
How about goin' home to Mama?
OK. All right. Hold on.
- Come on. - Go ahead. Come on!
Hey, man, I am workin' here and you are killin' my action.
(Ruby) Come on, guys. Time is money. We ain't got all night.
I'll show you a good time, but letâ€™s move it. Come on!
Move your fat ass!
All right, cowboys. Who's first? I wanna get this over with.
Go ahead, Gary. You go first.
Go on, Gary. Go on.
Go.
Come on. This is my busiest night.
Let's get it on!
Come on! Move it, please!
Let's get those pants off. We haven't got all night.
You move like you don't wanna get laid.
Hm.
Look at that.
What's the matter? You ain't still a virgin, are you, huh?
Come on.
Come over here.
There.
There. That's got it.
Yeah, that's a lot better.
Now it's wide awake.
Now we can do business.
Come on.
(Sighs) Hurry up. Come on.
No!
No, dummy. Not there. Move up a little.
There you go.
- OK, now. - I wonder what's taking him so long.
Well, he might as well get his 30 bucks' worth, right?
I think you mean my 30 bucks.
(Ruby) Shit! Move your ass!
Oh, shit!
My goddamn luck! I get all the live ones!
(Cat meows)
You've still got a lot to learn, little boy, you know?
Huh?
Oh, well, come on, fat ass. You're next.
How was it?
Go ahead, David. Go on, man. Go ahead.
(Gary coughs)
(Retches)
Hey, what's wrong?
Hi. How's it going?
It could be better.
Cigarette?
I have my own.
Busy day for you today, huh?
Are you here to interview me or to fuck me?
For this examination, you will have exactly 20 minutes.
I will expect silence. Absolute silence.
There will be no...
You're late again.
There's no excuse for this kind of behaviour.
I'm sorry, Mrs Applebaum.
I didn't sleep cos I haven't...
I haven't been feeling too well.
Very well. Go to your seat.
And no talking.
Begin.
(Whispers) Rick.
Rick! Shit.
Rick! I can't stop itching!
- Me, too. It's driving me crazy. - I know!
Shh!
What about David?
(Whispers) Get David.
- How do you feel? - My balls are burning up.
I know. Gary's, too.
David, I'm dying. It hurts.
I know. I can't take it any more.
- What is it? - I think I know.
Gary! David! Richard! Out of this classroom at once.
I warned you. Out!
Report to the principalâ€™s office right now.
- And close the door! - Yes, ma'am.
(Giggling)
- Crabs? - Crabs?!
Crabs! You know, like head lice.
- But what the hell can we do about them? - Please!
Don't worry about it. I know a way we can get rid of them like that.
- You sure this is gonna drown them? - Positive.
- But I thought crabs loved the water. - Well, not this kind.
- Yeah? How do you know? - I know!
Tommy had 'em and drowned them in his parents' jacuzzi.
It sure takes long enough to kill these suckers.
Do you know we've been in here for four hours now?!
- Yeah, my back is already baked. - Stop itching, lover boys.
If you two remember correctly, you're the ones that got me into this.
Hey, guys, look who's here.
- Hi. - Hi.
Hi, Gary.
Hi.
What happened to you last night? I waited till 11 oâ€™clock for you.
What happened to me? What happened to you?
I called you at least ten times.
My phone didn't ring once.
You're kidding! Well, you better get it checked, then.
I was worried about you, Karen.
- We're gonna get some sun. Staying? - Yeah, go ahead. I'll be right with you.
Come on.
OK, that should do it. Let's go.
(â™Ş THE POLICE: "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da")
â™Ş De do do do, de da da da...
Rick, would you mind putting some suntan lotion on my back?
- Sure. - Gary?
Yeah?
Would you mind putting some lotion on my back, too?
- Please? - Fine.
Thank you.
What's been happening in your life?
Not a whole hell of a lot, Rose.
â™Ş And no one's jamming their transmission
â™Ş And when their eloquence escapes you...
How's the pizza world?
It's round, Rose.
- Ah! - What's wrong?
They didn't drown!
- I'll see you later. - I'll be right back.
- Hey, what's your hurry? (Rose) Hey! Who didn't drown?
â™Ş De do do do, de da da da Their innocence will pull me through â™Ş
I need... I need something... to kill ticks.
Oh, no problem. What kind of a dog do you have?
A collie, but it's not for him.
I'm afraid I don't know what you mean.
It's not really ticks.
Not ticks?
Uh-uh. It's...
It's more like...
...lice.
Oh, lice.
Well, I've got just the thing for you.
I've got a special comb
and it does very nicely in these sort of things.
You'll find it very, very efficient.
No.
- No? - See...
It's not exactly lice either.
It's...
Well, you see, it itches. A lot.
Let me take a look at your head here.
I don't see anything wrong with that.
Did you ever have any allergy problems or anything like that?
No.
- It's not on my head. - So where is it?
It's...
It's... it's...
It's down there.
Your balls itch?
(Laughs raucously)
Crabs! At your age!
Young people!
They're not what they used to be in my...
Don't worry about it. I got just the thing for you.
Now, if you'll take this
and apply it three times a day,
those little things will go away in no time.
Thank you. Thanks.
- You're welcome. - Pay him.
- How much do I owe you? - Uh, $3.99.
Crab... killer.
$3.99.
(Car horn)
(â™Ş THE CARS: "Since You're Gone")
â™Ş Since you're gone
â™Ş The nights are getting strange
â™Ş Since you're gone
â™Ş Nothing's making sense...
Extra points. David-
- Hey, Big Apple. - How's it going?
OK. Have you seen Karen around here?
- Yeah. She should be around. - Because I saw her moped outside.
- I saw her go with Rick somewhere. - Yeah, but they should be right back.
- Where did they go? - Probably just for a walk.
Bullshit, David.
He took her to the football field to bust her cherry and you know it.
Hey, Gary, hold up!
â™Ş Since you're gone, since you're gone â™Ş
Asshole!
(â™Ş THE COMMODORES: "Oh, No")
â™Ş I want you to want me
â™Ş I'm going crazy knowing he will be your lover tonight
â™Ş And when he comes
â™Ş I'll let you go
â™Ş I'll just pretend as you walk out of the door
â™Ş Oh, no
â™Ş I can't sleep
â™Ş Oh, no
â™Ş I'm going crazy with love
â™Ş Over you
â™Ş I need you to need me
â™Ş I wanna hold you but you're holding someone else in your arms
â™Ş When I close my eyes I see your face
â™Ş I'm just not sure how much my heart can erase
â™Ş Oh, no
â™Ş I can't think
â™Ş Oh, no
â™Ş I'm going crazy with love
â™Ş Over you
â™Ş Oh, honey
â™Ş Oh, sugar
â™Ş Oh, no
â™Ş I can't sleep any more, baby
â™Ş Oh, no
â™Ş I can't think any more, baby
â™Ş Oh, no
â™Ş I'm going crazy with love
â™Ş Over you â™Ş
(Groans)
(â™Ş QUINCY JONES: "Just Once")
â™Ş I did my best
â™Ş But I guess my best wasn't good enough
â™Ş Cos here we are back where we were before
â™Ş Seems nothing ever changes We're back to being strangers...
Gary, what are you doing here?
Nothing much. Where have you been?
- I was out on the football field. - By yourself?
No, with Karen. She's right over there.
Just you two?
Of course, I couldnâ€™t wait around for you
to give me the key to your grandmother's house.
Meaning what?
Meaning that I was the first one to get to Miss Thing over there.
- You what? - I fucked Karen.
You're full of shit. You're lying!
What do you want me to do? Show you an instant replay?
- You fucked Karen? - Shh! She'll hear you!
Man, you're a fucking liar and you know it.
Hi, Gary. How's it going?
â™Ş If we could just get to it
â™Ş I know we could break through it...
What's wrong with him?
(Engine starts)
â™Ş I gave my all
â™Ş But I think my all may have been too much
â™Ş Cos Lord knows we're not getting anywhere
â™Ş Seems we're always blowing whatever we've got going
â™Ş And it seems at times with all we've got
â™Ş We haven't got a prayer
â™Ş Just once
â™Ş Can't we figure out what we keep doing wrong? â™Ş
Just think, three more days to Christmas vacation.
- It's gonna be great. - Yeah, just great!
What's the matter with you? You should be happy.
Just think, a week from today, we'll all be on the slopes.
(Librarian) Bring your book back on time if you don't want to pay a fine.
We charge for every day overdue.
- Hi. - Yes?
Do you have the October issue of "Consumer Report"?
- What year? - '80.
- I'll look. - Thanks. (Clears throat)
(Whispering)
I don't wanna know about it, OK? We're through.
Why are you coming here with all these fucking people around?
I told you that we're through anyway,
so why don't you just split and leave me alone, OK?
- Don't you know what you did? - Would you get the fuck out of here?
You're embarrassing the shit out of me. Now split! God!
(Karen sobs)
(â™Ş JOURNEY: "Open Arms")
â™Ş Lying beside you
â™Ş Here in the dark... â™Ş
Karen?
What's wrong?
It's got nothing to do with you.
I saw you two arguing in there.
It's over between us, so it doesn't matter.
So why are you crying, then?
Look... I'll be all right.
(Tuts) Relax.
You know all couples have their moments.
He'll cool off. I know him. Don't worry about it.
I really don't care what he does!
He will get over it.
I'm... I'm pregnant.
(Sobs)
Look, hey, don't worry.
It's gonna be all right.
Come on. Listen to me.
OK, I want you to get yourself together
and... and don't breathe a word of this to anyone.
I'm gonna take care of this. Understand?
I'm gonna help you.
OK?
OK.
What's your problem?
(Whispers) She's pregnant and you know it.
(Scoffs) Good news travels fast, huh?
- Gonna come to her rescue? - That's what you should be doing.
Hey, what's it got to do with you, man?
Anyway, I've had it with her. It's over.
That's very convenient, isn't it?
Hey, she's been getting on my nerves.
- She's pregnant, you creep! - So what? She's not the first!
- But you were! Have you forgotten? - Me? The first? Forget it, buddy.
What are you trying to say?
I'm sayin' that I'm probably not the only guy that ever screwed her.
You take that back before I decide to bust your head wide open!
I'll say whatever I like, you asshole!
(Shouting)
Stop it! I will not have that in here!
- You're jealous cos it wasn't you! - You're a stupid asshole!
- Any time, pizza boy! Any time, man! - You're the biggest lowlife I've met!
You are gonna regret this, Gary, man. You'll regret this!
- You're nothing but a piece of shit! (Librarian) Out!
I will call the principal if you don't get out of here!
(Librarian) Oh!
David, you geek! Come on! We've been waiting for you. Get it together.
- David! - Come on, man!
Oh, Jesus!
Come on, David! Come on!
(Shouting)
(David) Come on. Let's go, letâ€™s go!
Come on! All right! Come on!
(Rick) Woo!
- Hey, come on! - Hey, wait! Where you going?
(Tyres screech)
(Rick) Come on, man! Hurry up! Get in!
(Cheering)
That's OK. I got it.
Go on in.
It's been empty for a year.
Ever since my grandmother died, nobody's been here.
It'll look better once I put up the blinds.
It needs a little cleaning.
(â™Ş THE COMMODORES: "Oh, No")
Good. At least she left us a working radio.
Karen, do you want to see a picture of me when I was two?
â™Ş I want you to want me...
Please... don't cry.
I promise...
I promise you it'll be all right.
â™Ş I'll just pretend that you walked out the door...
Karen, I know dozens of girls who have been through it and it was fine.
â™Ş Oh, no
â™Ş I can't sleep... â™Ş
Please, I promise. Just don't cry.
There are certain precautions you could have taken
before the few moments of pleasure that you enjoyed.
The operation itself is quite simple.
Still, it does cost money. $250 to be exact.
- That's OK. I can cover that. - Cash.
- Fine.
You'll bring it with you this evening.
Leave us. Come back at six oâ€™clock. She'll be ready then.
(â™Ş U2: "I Will Follow")
â™Ş I was on the outside
â™Ş When you said, you said you needed me
â™Ş I was looking at myself
â™Ş I was blind, I could not see
â™Ş A boy tries hard to be a man
â™Ş His mother takes him by his hand
â™Ş If he stops to think he starts to cry
â™Ş Oh, why?
â™Ş If you walk away, walk away I walk away, walk away
â™Ş I will follow
â™Ş If you walk away, walk away I walk away, walk away
â™Ş I will follow
â™Ş I will follow...
- Hi. - Hi.
Look, I need to know how much I can get for this.
This is my stereo...
â™Ş I was lost, I am found
â™Ş Walk away, walk away I walk away, walk away
â™Ş I will follow
â™Ş If you walk away, walk away I walk away, walk away
â™Ş I will follow
â™Ş I will follow...
(Music drowns speech)
Hey, Gino, I gotta talk to you.
The Olympic ski team is back! Can't you see I'm busy?
- Gino, please, will you listen to me? - What?
I gotta borrow 100 bucks.
You gotta? You gotta get your ass outta here. 100 bucks. Are you crazy?
Look, I'm serious. I mean it.
Gino, please. It's an emergency.
â™Ş If you walk away, walk away I walk away, walk away
â™Ş I will follow
â™Ş If you walk away, walk away I walk away, walk away
â™Ş I will follow â™Ş
- How is she? - She's fine. She's resting.
She's in Room 16. You can take her home now.
(â™Ş THE COMMODORES: "Oh, No")
â™Ş I want you to want me
â™Ş I'm going crazy knowing he will be your lover tonight
â™Ş And when he comes I'll let you go
â™Ş I'll just pretend as you walk out the door
â™Ş Oh, no
â™Ş I can't sleep
â™Ş Oh, no
â™Ş I'm going crazy with love
â™Ş Over you...
(Laughs)
â™Ş I need you to need me
â™Ş I wanna hold you but you're holding someone else in your arms
â™Ş When I close my eyes I see your face
â™Ş I'm just not sure how much my heart can erase
â™Ş Oh, no
â™Ş I can't think, ooh
â™Ş Oh, no
â™Ş I'm going crazy with love
â™Ş Over you
â™Ş Oh, honey
â™Ş Oh, sugar
â™Ş Oh, no
â™Ş I can't sleep any more, baby
â™Ş Oh, no
â™Ş I'm going crazy with love
â™Ş Over you â™Ş
(Karen) Gary? - Yeah?
Where did you put the yellow towel?
Um, it's... it's on the chair.
Oh, I see it.
Come on! Your eggs are getting cold.
- I'll be right there! - OK.
- Good morning. - Good morning. Mmm, I'm so hungry.
- How'd you sleep? - Oh, fine.
I'm sorry you had to sleep on the couch cos of me last night.
If we'd gone skilling, I would have been sleeping on a cold floor somewhere.
I wonder how they're all doing.
- Are you... are you sorry you didn't go? - A little.
Do you... do you miss anyone?
What do you mean?
I don't know. I just...
No, I just wondered if you missed, you know, the gang or anything.
Not really.
I'll make up for it at my party.
- What party? - My birthday party.
- Your birthday? When? - This Saturday.
Am I invited?
That's a dumb question. (Giggles)
Why are you doing that now?
Uh... I just want to get everything ready.
You could do it tomorrow morning.
Nah. I'd just rather get it done now.
Gary?
I want you to know I really appreciate everything you've done for me.
Karen, you're more than welcome.
No, you've been a true friend.
I can't think of anyone who would have done what you've done for me.
Karen...
(â™Ş JOURNEY: "Open Arms")
It's just that...
That...
â™Ş Lying beside you...
I love you.
â™Ş Here in the dark...
I always have.
â™Ş Feeling your heartbeat with mine...
Ever since I first saw you...
...I've loved you.
I could never tell you, but...
â™Ş You're so sincere
I love you.
â™Ş How could our love be so blind?
â™Ş We sailed on together
â™Ş We drifted apart
â™Ş And here you are by my side
â™Ş So now I come to you
â™Ş With open arms
â™Ş Nothing to hide
â™Ş Believe what I say
â™Ş So here I am
â™Ş With open arms
â™Ş Hoping you'll see
â™Ş What your love means to me
â™Ş Open arms...
Hi, Dad.
Oh, hey, you're back!
Martha, Gary's home!
- So, how was the trip? - Good.
- I heard you had great snow. - You look wonderful, sweetheart.
Mwah.
You could have sent your mother a postcard.
Martha.
There weren't any mailboxes where we were, Mom.
So then how come David's mom got four postcards?
David chickened out and stayed behind while we were up at the slopes.
You have an excuse for everything.
(Gasps) Oh, my God! The roast!
Come here!
Come on. Welcome home!
(Laughter)
â™Ş So now I come to you with open arms... â™Ş
- How much is it? - Do you like it?
- It's beautiful. - $80.
I'll take it. OK.
Oh, wait. I'd like something inscribed on it.
What would you like on it?
"To Karen with love."
- "To Karen with love." - Yeah.
And when will it be ready?
Monday.
No, that's no good.
Why not?
It's a birthday present for my girlfriend and tomorrow night's her birthday.
All right. Tomorrow night it'll be ready.
It will? Thanks.
Look, I really appreciate it.
And remember,
"To Karen," with a K, "with love."
"To Karen with love." Got it.
OK. I'll see you tomorrow. Thanks.
(â™Ş THE PLIMSOULS: "Zero Hour")
â™Ş The lights are shining Get out of that bed
â™Ş The phone's ringing but it's gone to your head, now
â™Ş You better move fast
â™Ş Yeah, you better move fast
â™Ş It's time to look at what you've done
â™Ş It's time to finish what you've begun, now
â™Ş You better move fast
â™Ş Yeah, you better move fast
â™Ş It's getting late now, it's time to go It's over the top now...
- Hey, Gary. What's goin' on? - Not much. Listen, where's Karen?
- She's somewhere around here. - OK. Thanks.
- Hi, Gary. - Hi.
What's that for?
Oh, it's nothing. Have you seen Karen?
Oh, yeah. I think I saw her go in the kitchen.
- Thanks, Vic. - Sure.
(â™Ş QUINCY JONES: "Just Once")
â™Ş I did my best
â™Ş But I guess my best wasn't good enough
â™Ş Cos here we are back where we were before
â™Ş Seems nothing ever changes
â™Ş We're back to being strangers
â™Ş Wondering if we ought to stay
â™Ş Or head on out the door
â™Ş Just once
â™Ş Can't we figure out what we keep doing wrong?
â™Ş Why we never last for very long
â™Ş What are we doing wrong?
â™Ş Just once
â™Ş Can't we find a way to finally make it right?
â™Ş Make the magic last for more than just one night
â™Ş If we could just get to it
â™Ş I know we could break through it
â™Ş Hmmmm
â™Ş I gave my all
â™Ş But I think my all may have been too much
â™Ş Cos Lord knows we're not getting anywhere...
â™Ş Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
â™Ş I never knew it could be like this
â™Ş Your eyes, your kiss
â™Ş I've never known such tenderness
â™Ş Not till I met you
â™Ş If I could only make you believe
â™Ş That what he gives you isn't what you need
â™Ş But you see him, you don't see me
â™Ş No matter what I try
â™Ş My teen angel eyes
â™Ş Keep on denyin'
â™Ş Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa
â™Ş My teen angel eyes
â™Ş I should tell him how our love will grow
â™Ş And no explainin' when it starts to show
â™Ş We'll keep that hidden so no one will know
â™Ş Bank rob your true love
â™Ş They make us pay but they can't forget
â™Ş What we've had together
â™Ş Hear them talkin' about the kids
â™Ş Let them talk forever
â™Ş My teen angel eyes
â™Ş Just keep on denyin'
â™Ş Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
â™Ş My teen angel eyes
â™Ş Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My teen angel eyes
â™Ş Yeah, my teen angel eyes
â™Ş Yeah, yeah Keep on denyin'
â™Ş Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
â™Ş Yeah, yeah My teen angel eyes
â™Ş My teen angel eyes â™Ş