1 00:00:51,180 --> 00:00:55,880 蜜月危险期 2 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:25,700 对不起，我叫的是大卡布奇诺 Excuse me, miss. There seems to be a mistake. 3 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,700 I ordered the large cappuccino. 4 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,870 侍应 Hello! 5 00:03:28,050 --> 00:03:32,680 看看这杯，大得像汤盆一般 -Look at the size of this. -It's a bowl. 6 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,600 It's like Campbell's cup-o-ccino. 7 00:03:33,820 --> 00:03:37,780 我的肚子，帮帮我 My sides. Please. Aidez-moi. 8 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:45,600 托尼，你的衣服怎么了？ So Tony... 9 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:45,700 ...what's with your clothes? 10 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,160 什么？ What? 11 00:03:48,330 --> 00:03:52,860 -你穿得像熊先生一样 -我这是嬉皮装束 You look like you're in Starsky and Hutch. 12 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:54,000 -I look hip. -No, no, no. 13 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:56,740 你看来只像是卧底的警察 More like an undercover cop trying to be. 14 00:03:56,910 --> 00:03:59,880 对，我是 -I am a cop trying to look hip. -Can you do me a favour? 15 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:05,850 你到我父母家时可否扮成淫媒 16 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:05,800 When you go to my parents' don't dress like a 1 970s pimp. 17 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:09,110 我的父母有点古怪 My parents are a little eccentric. 18 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:14,250 我的诗叫我向你道歉- This poem is called, "An Apology To The Aliens Who Abducted Me... 19 00:04:14,430 --> 00:04:20,160 -拐走我 并为我打伤的外星人 ...and Whom I lnflicted Destruction Upon... 20 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:20,200 ...While Having a Panic Attack Aboard the Ship." 21 00:04:20,330 --> 00:04:22,560 这是自传 Autobiographical. 22 00:04:24,970 --> 00:04:30,700 -你会表演什么？ -一首关于谢莉的诗 -What are you gonna do tonight? -Well... 23 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,500 ...l'm gonna do a poem about Sherri. 24 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:37,670 又是“女人…”？ -The "Woman, Woe Man, Whoa Man" poem. -Yeah. 25 00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:43,650 你竟究为什么和谢莉分手？ Tell me again. Why did you break up with Sherri? 26 00:04:43,820 --> 00:04:47,620 -她是贼 -这连你自己也不相信的 Tony, I told you already, she's a thief. 27 00:04:47,790 --> 00:04:50,260 她是偷窥狂 -You don't honestly believe that? -Tony, she's a klepto. 28 00:04:50,430 --> 00:04:53,260 我还不知道猫儿的下落 To this day I still don't know where my cat is. 29 00:04:54,400 --> 00:05:00,670 你总是胡乱找理由和女孩分手 Charlie, every time you meet a nice girl... 30 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,900 -...you get paranoid and break up. -That's not true. 31 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:05,970 不，我的理由全是合理的 -I broke up for good reasons. -Really? 32 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:12,480 -吉尔怎样？ -她是黑手党分子 -Yes. -What about Jill? 33 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:10,000 She was in the Mafia. 34 00:05:12,650 --> 00:05:17,640 她从没告诉我是怎样赚钱的 -She was in the Mafia? -Yes, the Cosa Nostra. 35 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:19,000 -I never knew how she made a living. -She was unemployed. 36 00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:22,160 -她没有工作 -这就是最好的掩饰 -She didn't work. -That's a perfect cover. 37 00:05:22,330 --> 00:05:25,820 那帕梅呢？ All right. What about Pam? 38 00:05:28,930 --> 00:05:31,770 她的气味像汤 She smelled like soup. 39 00:05:33,470 --> 00:05:36,930 -什么？ -她的气味像牛肉汤 -What does that mean? -Like beef-vegetable soup. 40 00:05:37,110 --> 00:05:43,100 查利，这些全是你想像出来的 -Paranoid. -You weren't there. 41 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,400 It's all in your head. 42 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:43,100 It is. 43 00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:50,540 到我表演了，祝我好运吧 -I'm up. Wish me luck. -Good luck. 44 00:05:55,360 --> 00:06:00,460 各位，现在轮到查利麦肯演出 Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for our own Mr. Charlie MacKenzie. 45 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:18,580 女人 Woman 46 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,700 Woe man 47 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:21,840 大家 Whoa man 48 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:25,390 她是贼，你们要相信我 She was a thief You gotta believe 49 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,150 她偷了我的心和我的猫 She stole my heart and my cat 50 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:32,830 贝蒂 朱迪 Betty 51 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,490 乔茜和这些女人 Judy 52 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,400 Josie and those hot Pussycats 53 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:40,230 她们在星期六早上使我很兴奋 They make me horny Saturday morny 54 00:06:40,410 --> 00:06:43,670 这些卡通中的女孩不会离弃我 Girls of cartoons Won't leave me in ruins 55 00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:46,900 我想做贝蒂的情人巴尼 I want to be Betty's Barney 56 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:51,710 简，别让这恼人的东西缠着我 Hey, Jane, get me off This crazy thing... 57 00:06:52,350 --> 00:06:55,180 这叫爱情的东西 ... called love 58 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:28,580 “世界肉食” 59 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:57,370 -你好 -你好 -Hi. -Hi. 60 00:07:57,550 --> 00:08:01,750 -你想要什么？ -有羊杂烩吗？ Can I help you? 61 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:04,800 -Yes, do you have haggis? -Yes, we do. One? 62 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:06,620 -有，你要一个吗？ -麻烦你 63 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:09,920 我的父母是苏格兰人 Yes, please. 64 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,200 My parents are Scottish. 65 00:08:13,930 --> 00:08:19,300 -这要19.75元 -这里 That will be $1 9.75. 66 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:20,300 Here you go. 67 00:08:22,140 --> 00:08:24,630 谢谢 Thank you. 68 00:08:24,810 --> 00:08:28,010 -还要其他东西吗？ -不用了 -Will there be anything else? -No, thanks. 69 00:08:30,580 --> 00:08:32,810 谢谢 Thanks. 70 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:54,940 “苏格兰名人” 71 00:09:11,790 --> 00:09:14,490 威廉，进来 May, get in here! 72 00:09:34,810 --> 00:09:41,580 关掉收音机，球赛要开始了 All right, May, turn off the Bay City rollers! 73 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:41,100 The soccer game's about to begin! 74 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,880 -你好 -你好 -Hello. -Hi! 75 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:56,060 -我们在这里，儿子 -你好，查利 We're in here, son! 76 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,100 -Charlie. -How's it going, William? 77 00:09:56,230 --> 00:10:00,070 吻吻你妈妈，不然我会打你 Give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in. 78 00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:06,280 你看到了世界上最美的女孩… Hi. Hey! 79 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,970 梅儿，闭嘴 May. Shut it! 80 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:16,210 -爸爸，你好吗？ -好，你去你妈妈那儿 -How you doing, Dad? -Fine. 81 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:16,100 -Come on, Charlie. -Away you go with your mother. 82 00:10:16,390 --> 00:10:22,050 去试试她的胸罩，快去 Why don't you try one of her bras on, wee girl? 83 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,100 Flaunt away, you fairy! 84 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:30,400 -我买了羊杂烩来 -你真好，谢谢 Hey, Mom. 85 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,300 I brought you guys a haggis. 86 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:30,300 That's sweet of you, son. Thank you. 87 00:10:30,570 --> 00:10:34,270 我很久没见过这种食物了 I haven't seen one of these for years. 88 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:38,570 其实我很讨厌它，但你爸爸… Actually, I hate them. But your father will-- 89 00:10:38,740 --> 00:10:44,610 他又在向托尼说那些废话了 Look. He's giving Tony all that Lyndon H. LaRouche rubbish again. 90 00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:48,680 大家都知道世界王名首富- It's a known fact, Sonny Jim, that a secret society... 91 00:10:48,850 --> 00:10:52,910 -组成了一个秘密组织 ...of the five wealthiest people, known as the Pentavirate... 92 00:10:53,090 --> 00:10:57,430 他们控制一切，包括报纸 ...run everything in the world, including the newspapers... 93 00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:03,260 他们在科罗拉多有秘密房子 ...and meet tri-annually at a secret mansion in Colorado known as... 94 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,660 他们是谁？ -..."The Meadows." -Who's in the Pentavirate? 95 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:09,530 英女皇、梵谛冈、格蒂家族- The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds... 96 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:12,700 -罗斯希尔德家族和桑德上校 ...and Colonel Sanders, before he went tits-up. 97 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:19,510 我讨厌上校的眼睛和面容 I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes... 98 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:22,500 ...and that smug look on his face. "You're gonna buy my chicken. Oh!" 99 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,710 “你们要买我的鸡” 100 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,980 你怎可以讨厌他？ Dad, how can you hate the Colonel? 101 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:32,120 因他在鸡里加入会上瘾的物质 He puts addictive chemicals in chicken... 102 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,200 ...making you crave it fortnightly, smart-ass! 103 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,700 是吗？真有趣 Interesting. Cuckoo. 104 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:39,670 查利，你要果汁吗？ Charlie, would you like a juice? 105 00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:45,810 看，我买了一部果汁机 Look at what I've bought myself, a Juice Tiger. 106 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:48,570 我常常榨果汁 -A Juice Tiger? -Yes, I juice everything now. 107 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:53,910 我在试“世界新闻”的果汁餐 I'm on a new diet. 108 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,900 I'm on a Weekly World News Garth Brooks Juice Diet. 109 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:59,250 进了，一比零 Scores! 110 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,300 -Margin, one-nil! -Magic goal! 111 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:02,020 我们来看看重播 Let's have a look at the replay. 112 00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:05,220 威廉，别挡在电视前 William, move your head. 113 00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:11,890 他的头就像柳丁插在牙签上 Look at the size of that boy's head. 114 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,700 It's like an orange on a toothpick. 115 00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:17,530 -他会难过的 -他的头大得像小行星 -You'll give him a complex. -That's a huge noggin. 116 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:19,800 It's a virtual planetoid. Has its own weather system! 117 00:12:17,710 --> 00:12:22,080 有自己的天气系统，走开 118 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,000 Head! Move! 119 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:29,850 -谢莉迟到了 -我和她分手了 -Your Sherri's late. -Mom... 120 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,500 ...Sherri and I broke up. 121 00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:33,180 不要！ Not Sherri? 122 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:39,850 我很喜欢她的 I liked Sherri. 123 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,800 I didn't like the other girls you brought home. 124 00:12:40,030 --> 00:12:44,900 -你别使我更加难过 -为什么？ -Don't make it any harder for me. -Why should I make it easier, son? 125 00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:50,800 我还以为你们会结婚的 You were good together, you and Sherri. 126 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:53,300 -I thought you'd marry. -You know I'm terrified of marriage. 127 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:55,970 -我害怕结婚 -我知道 128 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:56,700 I know that, son. I know that. 129 00:12:57,780 --> 00:13:01,910 婚姻不是一切 你看了今天的报纸吗？ Maybe it's better not to marry. Did you read the paper? 130 00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:05,210 -还没看 -我把它放在哪里了？ -No. -No? Where did I put it? 131 00:13:05,390 --> 00:13:10,090 -斯图特，拿报纸来 -好 Stuart! Bring in the paper! 132 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,000 All right, hon! 133 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:16,000 你拿报纸去，你的头真像瓜 Head! Paper! Now! 134 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,900 Move that melon of yours if you can. 135 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:20,230 头盖骨真大… Hauling that gargantuan cranium about. 136 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:24,810 他的头真像人造卫星 No kidding. His head's like Sputnik. 137 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,900 Spherical, but pointy in parts. 138 00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:31,780 他今晚会抱着枕头哭泣的 That was offside, wasn't it? 139 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,900 He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow. 140 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:38,880 你竟然叫这个做报纸 Mom, why do you refer to Weekly World News... 141 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:40,900 ...as "the paper"? The paper contains facts. 142 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:44,220 -报纸说的是事实 -这里说的是事实 143 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:44,200 This paper contains facts. 144 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:49,630 它的销售量是世界第八位的 And this paper has the eighth-highest circulation in the whole wide world. 145 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:56,040 你看，“男人怀孕产子” Plenty of facts. " Pregnant Man Gives Birth." 146 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,200 That's a fact. 147 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,910 还有这里，你看 Here it is, look. Read this. 148 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:04,070 “蜜月杀手X太太” " Mrs. X. The honeymoon murderer." 149 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:10,720 她用假身分嫁人后杀了丈夫 She marries men under fake identities and then she murders them. 150 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:16,750 已杀了三个人，第一个是歌手 She's murdered three men already. Victim number one was a lounge singer. 151 00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:22,160 第二个是俄国人，擅长功夫 Victim number two, a Russian martial arts expert. 152 00:14:22,970 --> 00:14:26,630 她还杀了叫拉尔埃利的工人 And she's also killed a plumber named Ralph Elliot. 153 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:33,670 而她的下落还没有人知道 And her whereabouts are unknown. 154 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:46,450 你在我的心中，你在我的梦中 155 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:51,430 你是我的灵魂、我的梦 156 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,720 你在我的心中 157 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:59,390 你是塞尔特人，我已决定了… 158 00:14:59,570 --> 00:15:03,340 你是我所遇到的最好的… 159 00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:07,640 托尼，吻吻我，晚安 Give us a kiss, Tony, and cheer me up. Good night. 160 00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:19,880 你越来越性感了 Wow, you've turned into a sexy wee bastard. You know that? 161 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,000 Thanks, Mrs. MacKenzie. 162 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:24,050 -是吗？ -我也是这样想的，晚安 -Hasn't he? -I think so. 163 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,400 -Good night, Mom. -Good night, Charlie. 164 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:30,200 -再见，爸爸 -你已留得够久的了 -Good night, Dad. -Fine, go. You've stayed your hour. 165 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,790 再见 166 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,200 Ooh, yes. 167 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,790 -早安 -早安，长官 -Morning, Charles. -Morning, sir. 168 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:36,800 托尼，你处理了小贩的文件吗 Are you working on the forms for the vendor--? 169 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,800 Yes, captain. 170 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,700 Tony? Tony? 171 00:16:40,870 --> 00:16:45,310 你看来像有烦恼 I don't want to intrude, but you seem a little down. 172 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:49,470 队长…是关于我的工作 Well, captain, it's about my job. 173 00:16:50,850 --> 00:16:54,110 我对当警察有所怀疑 I'm having doubts about being a cop. 174 00:16:54,290 --> 00:17:00,820 我只是处理文件，不像电视般 It's not like how it is on TV. 175 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,800 I fill out forms and paperwork all day. 176 00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:07,960 文件对我们的工作也很重要 Point well taken, but even though it's not exciting... 177 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:15,000 但我从没在闹市中追捕过贼 ...it's very important. 178 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:11,700 Yeah, but of all my times as a cop, I've never.... 179 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:15,100 I never chased a guy across a crowded square. 180 00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:22,270 我从没试过吊在直升机下 I've never hung onto that part of the helicopter. You know that part? 181 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,200 -You know? -I know it. 182 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:26,410 也从没征用过车子 I've never hung onto that or even commandeered a vehicle. 183 00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:32,490 -这些像是很有趣 -还有，你人太好了 -That sounds like a lot of fun. -That's the other thing. 184 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,600 You're too nice. 185 00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:36,890 -我太好了？ -对 -I'm too nice? -Yes, you're too nice. 186 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:40,160 你不像电视剧里的队长 Why not be like a Starsky and Hutch captain? 187 00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:44,030 你该一进来就大骂我- Where you haul me in your office and bawl me out... 188 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:48,600 -因你不想再在局长面前维护我 ...because you're tired of defending me from the commissioner. 189 00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:52,730 我只是要向委员会交待 The truth is, I report to a committee. 190 00:17:52,910 --> 00:17:56,710 会里有委任的人和选出来的人 Some are appointed, elected, or co-opted biannually. 191 00:17:56,880 --> 00:18:03,880 -就是这样 -我想做英雄般的警察 -It's a quorum, so to speak. -A quorum? 192 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,900 I thought I was gonna be Serpico... 193 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:07,920 但是我却像无能的警察 ...but instead I'm like Fish from Barney Miller. 194 00:18:08,090 --> 00:18:12,720 -是吗？ -队长… Hey, somebody needs a hug. 195 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:12,800 Captain. 196 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,400 Okay, coming up. 197 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,880 -你好 -你来买过羊杂烩吧？ -Hi. -Haggis, right? 198 00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:39,750 对，那人就是我 Yeah, I'm the guy who ordered the haggis. 199 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:43,490 你真的喜欢羊杂烩吗？ -Can I ask you a question? -Sure. 200 00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:48,760 不，苏格兰菜都是这样的 -Do you like haggis? -No, it's repellent. 201 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,900 I think Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. 202 00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:54,030 -该到我的 -是，你想要什么？ -I'm next. -You're next. 203 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,000 Yes, can I help you? 204 00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:59,110 我要纽约牛排，四分一寸厚 I'll tell you how you can help me. All I want is one New York steak... 205 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:03,650 别太多也别太少，快给我 ...a quarter-inch thick. That's all. No more, no less. 206 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,310 对不起，我很忙 -Get it and let me out. -I'm really busy. Be right back. 207 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:13,190 -很忙？ -对，今天真是忙得团团转 -It's busy, hey? -It's insane today. 208 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:17,350 我曾在爸爸的肉店帮忙 My dad's a butcher, and I used to work at his shop. 209 00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:22,260 -我可以帮你 -好极了，你叫什么名字？ -I can help you. -I'd love some help. 210 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,200 -Great, what's your name? -Charlie. 211 00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:24,830 -我叫查利 -我叫哈丽雅 -Harriet. -Hi, Harriet. 212 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,170 可到冰箱拿四份牛排给我吗？ -Could you get four porterhouses? -Okay. 213 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,460 只是开玩笑，你好 Just kidding. 214 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,200 Hi. 215 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:47,480 你住在纽约吗？真的？ So do you live in New York? 216 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,200 Really? 217 00:20:47,650 --> 00:20:52,590 力量太大的话，你要告诉我 Just tell me if that's too tense. You guide me. You guide me. 218 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:02,460 请问你可以找护士来吗？ Mom, can you get the school nurse? 219 00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:07,470 救救我，我遇到意外了 Get the school nurse! Help me! 220 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:06,500 It was an accident in shop. 221 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,200 给我止血带，什么都行 Get me a tourniquet? Anything. 222 00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:19,810 “停止营业” 223 00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:26,680 谢谢你帮忙，你真好 Thanks for helping me out at the butcher shop. 224 00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:29,950 我真好？“真好”？ -You were really nice. -Oh, I was nice? 225 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:32,700 " Nice." Evidently you think of me as a woman friend. 226 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:34,860 -你把我看作女性朋友吗？ -说你“真好”不好吗？ 227 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:36,200 -And what is wrong with being nice? -Nothing. 228 00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:37,520 不 229 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:42,830 -说说你做过的坏事 -还是说说你的事吧 -Charlie? -Yes? 230 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:41,500 -Name a bad thing you've done. -I've done bad things. 231 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:47,100 说说你做过的很坏的事 Tell me one bad thing you've done, and it better be evil. 232 00:21:48,510 --> 00:21:50,950 -要多坏的？ -非常非常坏的 -How evil? -Really evil. 233 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:59,020 你会说那真的是非常坏 So evil that you would say it was "e-vil." 234 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:59,000 Like it's "the fruits of the De-vil." " E-vil." 235 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:04,450 例如，你残忍地杀了多少人？ For example, how many people have you brutally murdered? 236 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,500 “残忍”这字是很主观的 " Brutal" is a very subjective word. 237 00:22:09,670 --> 00:22:14,190 大家对残忍的看法并不相同 What's brutal to one person might be reasonable to somebody else. 238 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,600 Excuse me. 239 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:54,300 你懂得俄语吗？ Do you know Russian? 240 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:58,880 -懂 -这真令我难过 Yeah. 241 00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:00,300 Oh, this hurts. No, this is hard. 242 00:22:59,050 --> 00:23:03,710 你不只很漂亮 243 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,700 Not only are you extremely good-looking... 244 00:23:03,890 --> 00:23:09,520 还很聪明，这真是不公平 ...but you're also very smart and that's no fair. 245 00:23:09,690 --> 00:23:14,150 -聪明的女人使你害怕吗？ -不 -That's hard. -Bright women intimidate you? 246 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,700 No, no. Not at all. 247 00:23:14,330 --> 00:23:18,390 但是我要毁掉你 But it's a shame I'm going to have to destroy you. 248 00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:29,270 -查利，过来 -我来了 -Charlie, come here! -Nadia... 249 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,000 ...l am coming. 250 00:23:34,350 --> 00:23:37,550 伸展、收缩、伸展 Expand, contract, expand. 251 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:41,250 你是怎样挑选约会对象的？ What do you look for in a woman you date? 252 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:46,390 有幽默感的人 I know everyone always says sense of humour... 253 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,620 但实际上我很注重胸部的大小 ...but I have to go with breast size. 254 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,400 Oh, my God. 255 00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:56,140 来，我们来尽情跳舞 Come! Let us dance like children of the night. 256 00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:09,350 -我们到了 -这里真美丽 -Here we are. -Wow! What a great place. 257 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,820 我去给你倒茶，你四周看看吧 -Some tea? -Sure. 258 00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:14,400 Well, show yourself around. 259 00:24:19,230 --> 00:24:24,530 这里需要一幅大西洋城的海报 You know what this place needs? A large poster of Atlantic City. 260 00:24:26,470 --> 00:24:31,810 -你有 -我在那里住过 Oh, look, you got one! 261 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:31,500 I used to live there. I have herbal teas: 262 00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:35,430 “舒适茶”还是“早晨茶”？ Cubby Wubby Womb Room tea... 263 00:24:35,610 --> 00:24:39,740 我要“舒适茶” -...and Morning Thunder. -I'll go with Cubby Wubby. 264 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,300 All right, thanks. 265 00:24:47,590 --> 00:24:50,320 这是什么？ What's this? 266 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,000 Oh! 267 00:24:57,070 --> 00:25:01,370 我有一个朋友很擅长功夫 I had a friend who was a martial arts expert and.... 268 00:25:01,540 --> 00:25:05,070 -朋友？ -那些是功夫衣服 -Oh, you had a friend? -It's a martial arts thing. 269 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:10,180 -我觉得放在这里很好看 -对 I thought it would look good on the wall. 270 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,200 It does. 271 00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:15,280 苏格兰也有自己的武术 You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. 272 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,300 It's called " Fuck You!" 273 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:22,680 那是用头撞或踢人 It's mostly head-butting and kicking people on the ground. 274 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,010 -现在很晚了 -我不觉得 -It's late. -Not for me. 275 00:25:37,170 --> 00:25:40,970 -那么对谁来说？ -对谁？ -Who for, then? -Who for, then, what? 276 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:44,510 现在对谁来说是很晚了？ If not for you, I wonder who it is late for. 277 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:50,090 不是我，我很喜欢在夜晚玩耍 Not me, no. I like the nightlife. 278 00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:50,100 I like to boogie. 279 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,980 那么我去泡茶 I'll make the tea, then. 280 00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:10,360 现在或许真的很晚了 You know... 281 00:26:12,710 --> 00:26:18,740 说实在的，我今晚很高兴 ...maybe it is late. 282 00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:18,600 I'll be honest with you. I had a great time tonight... 283 00:26:19,950 --> 00:26:24,280 我很想吻吻你 ...and I'd really love to kiss you. 284 00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:28,580 但是我怕我们会倒在沙发上 But if I kiss you, we'll end up on the couch, and if we end up there... 285 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:35,820 跟着还会到卧房里去 ...chances are we'll kiss in the bedroom... 286 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,800 ...and that's the part I always rush into. 287 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:40,400 我不认为该这么急到床上去 It's not a good idea to rush into spending the night together. 288 00:26:40,670 --> 00:26:46,130 -但是我想 -好，我没问题 I want to. 289 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,200 I have no problem with that. 290 00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:48,700 好 You're it. 291 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,710 过来 Come here! 292 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,800 Oh, no! Oh, God! 293 00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:04,400 Yes. 294 00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:09,900 Yes. 295 00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:14,830 拉尔 Ralph! 296 00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:20,340 我会… I will. I will. 297 00:27:20,510 --> 00:27:25,410 等等，现在不行，拉尔 Wait, not now! Not now! 298 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:25,700 Ralph! Ralph! 299 00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:28,800 Harriet. 300 00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:33,610 你在作梦 You were having a dream. 301 00:27:34,930 --> 00:27:38,690 你不断念着拉尔这个名字 And you kept saying the name " Ralph." 302 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,770 -拉尔？ -对，你一直在叫他 -Ralph? -Yeah, you kept saying " Ralph." 303 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:55,500 她是我的朋友 She's my friend. 304 00:27:56,610 --> 00:28:00,170 她是你朋友？拉尔？ She's your friend. Ralph. 305 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:05,420 拉尔，她是你的朋友 "She" is your friend. Ralph. 306 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,500 Ralph. She. 307 00:28:43,190 --> 00:28:46,290 对不起，我以为你是另一个人 I'm sorry! I thought you were somebody else! 308 00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:07,850 你好 Hi. 309 00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:13,390 我叫查利，你是拉尔吧 Hi. 310 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:13,200 I'm Harriet's friend, Charlie. You must be Ralph? 311 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:19,550 我叫罗丝，哈丽雅有字条给你 I'm Harriet's sister, Rose. 312 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:20,100 -She gave me a note to give to you. -Great. 313 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:26,060 查利，你自己随便吧 " Dear Charlie, I didn't want to wake you. 314 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:28,200 Make yourself at home and thanks for the... 315 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:30,800 还有，谢谢你的…哈丽雅 316 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,800 ...hot dog. Harriet." 317 00:29:32,410 --> 00:29:35,400 很好的字条 That's a very nice note. 318 00:29:36,210 --> 00:29:41,340 -我弄早餐给你吧 -谢谢，但我要迟到了… -Let me make you some breakfast. -I'd love to, but I'm running late. 319 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:48,450 薄煎饼、柳丁汁和培根怎样？ How do silver-dollar pancakes... 320 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:48,300 ...fresh orange juice, bacon and Kona coffee sound? 321 00:29:48,660 --> 00:29:51,920 好极了 It sounds great. 322 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,730 对不起，没有其他的东西 Sorry. I didn't have those other things. 323 00:29:58,900 --> 00:30:02,700 没关系，其他东西对身体不好 That's fine. That other stuff will kill you. 324 00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:08,870 这些不油腻、纤维素较高 Whereas Froot Loops are light and reasonably high in fibre. 325 00:30:09,050 --> 00:30:13,980 -我很喜欢苹果片 -我有 -I care for Apple Jacks a great deal. -Got them. 326 00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:14,000 Good. 327 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:22,920 -这里是你家吗？ -是我和妹妹哈丽雅的家 So, is this your place? 328 00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:23,000 No, this is our place. Harriet's and mine. 329 00:30:23,090 --> 00:30:27,760 她虽然常搬出去，但总会回来 She sort of comes and goes but always ends up here. 330 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:34,200 -她没提起过我吗？ -没有 She didn't speak of me? 331 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,200 No, she didn't "speak of you." 332 00:30:34,370 --> 00:30:39,210 她只说起过会功夫的人和拉尔 She mentioned a martial arts guy, and there was discussion about Ralph? 333 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,310 真的？她谈及他们？ Oh, really? She spoke about them? 334 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:49,320 “拉尔”是她大叫出来的 She talked about the martial arts guy and kind of shouted Ralph. 335 00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:02,860 -你和哈丽雅认识很久了吧 -不 -Well, you know Harriet. -Actually, I don't. 336 00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:06,700 -但你和她上过床了？ -什么？ -But you did have sex with her. -Hello! 337 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,900 我要走了 I'm gonna go now. 338 00:31:12,910 --> 00:31:16,280 我不会向哈丽雅说的 I won't tell Harriet that anything happened. 339 00:31:16,450 --> 00:31:18,940 罗丝… Well, Rose. 340 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:26,280 -根本没事发生过 -你别担心 Nothing did happen. 341 00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:27,700 Don't worry, Charlie. Just be careful. 342 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:29,720 你保重 343 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:36,100 "Just be careful." 344 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:44,830 我昨晚真的很快乐 I had the greatest night of my life last night. 345 00:32:09,530 --> 00:32:13,990 -你看来很喜欢她 -我迷上了她 -Sounds like you really like her. -I'm smitten. I'm in deep smit. 346 00:32:14,170 --> 00:32:16,700 她真的很好 She is wonderful. But we shouldn't talk about it. 347 00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:20,900 还是别说，我不想拿她来分析 I'll start analysing it, and that's no good. 348 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,980 顺其自然就是了，放松 That is good. You should just let it happen. Relax. 349 00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:29,380 大家好，我是你们的导游 I am a park ranger, and I will lead you on the tour. 350 00:32:29,550 --> 00:32:33,890 从前这里的导游都是守卫人员 All the rangers at Alcatraz were once guards, myself included. 351 00:32:34,060 --> 00:32:39,320 我叫约翰约逊，大家跟我来 My name is John Johnson, but everyone calls me Vickie. 352 00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:39,300 Please follow me. 353 00:32:40,430 --> 00:32:43,630 -我喜欢他 -他是最好的 -I love Vickie. He's great. -He's the best. 354 00:32:44,670 --> 00:32:47,470 这里是监狱的主楼 This is the main cellblock area. 355 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:52,230 是很多著名罪犯的家 Home to such famous criminals as AI Capone... 356 00:32:52,410 --> 00:32:54,400 阿尔卡彭、约瑟克沙 ...Mickey Cohen, Joseph " Dutch" Cretzer... 357 00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:58,780 还有罗伯特斯劳 ...and Robert Stroud, the famous Birdman of Alcatraz. 358 00:32:58,950 --> 00:33:05,650 这次就算有怪事，我也不理会 This time will be different. If something happens, I'll let it go. 359 00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:11,320 例如她在睡觉时叫拉尔 It's not my business. For example, " Ralph." 360 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,000 She says " Ralph" in her sleep. So what? 361 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:17,330 这里是单人牢房 Ralph? 362 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,900 This cell's for solitary confinement... 363 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,100 ...that's come to be known as "Times Square." 364 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:20,660 大家看看 Make sure everyone gets a look. 365 00:33:22,110 --> 00:33:25,400 -谁是拉尔？ -我不知道 So who's Ralph? 366 00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:27,300 I don't know. More importantly, I don't want to know. 367 00:33:25,580 --> 00:33:29,310 -我也不想知道 -好 368 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:29,500 That's good. 369 00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:35,070 -你们已… -你的思想真是… Did you and Harriet, you know, last night? 370 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:39,810 你只要知道她很美丽可爱就行 Okay, dirtbag. 371 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:39,600 All you have to know is that Harriet's a sweet and loving person. 372 00:33:39,990 --> 00:33:42,920 那很好 Well, that's good. That's nice. 373 00:33:43,090 --> 00:33:45,820 对，我们做过了 -And yes, we did. -All right! 374 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,560 大家靠过来 Close it up, close it up, close it up. 375 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:56,970 这是其他导游不会告诉你的 This is something the other tour guides won't tell you. 376 00:33:57,140 --> 00:34:04,170 机关枪凯利就是在这里打伤人 In this cellblock, Machine Gun Kelly... 377 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:04,800 ...had what we call in the prison system, a " bitch." 378 00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:11,090 那一晚，他很愤怒，拿出刀子 One night, in a jealous rage, Kelly took a makeshift knife, or "shiv" ... 379 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:14,190 把对方的眼睛挖了出来 ...and cut out the bitch's eyes. 380 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,880 我还喜欢哈丽雅的… -Another thing about Harriet I love-- -No, no. 381 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,260 他认为这样还不够 And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly... 382 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:36,040 第二天，他和同牢房的其他人 ...the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing... 383 00:34:36,210 --> 00:34:40,270 在那个人眼睛的洞里小便 ...into the bitch's ocular cavities. 384 00:34:43,890 --> 00:34:46,380 这里是通往餐厅的 This way to the cafeteria. 385 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:52,350 托尼，别让我又搞到分手收场 Tony, I'm really happy. 386 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:53,300 Please, don't let me screw this one up. 387 00:34:53,630 --> 00:34:56,760 -我会尽力 -好，谢谢 -I'll try. -Alrighty. 388 00:34:56,100 --> 00:35:00,600 -That ocular cavity thing was-- -When he mentioned pissing into.... 389 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,730 我想到了，哪一个比较糟呢？ Okay, I got another one. What's worse? 390 00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:11,240 你的电视坏了，只可看到游泳 The cable goes out and you're left with synchronized swimming... 391 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,100 ...or-- 392 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,500 Okay. 393 00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:15,840 或是你刚喝了两杯咖啡- You're stuck on the Bay Bridge in traffic... 394 00:36:16,050 --> 00:36:20,280 -吃了三个松饼后遇到塞车呢？ ...and you've just had two strong cups of coffee and three bran muffins. 395 00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:27,510 -怎么了？ -我想到一个 -No, wait. I have a good one. -Hello! Hello! 396 00:36:27,690 --> 00:36:32,130 你叫了你最喜欢的菜 What's worse? You go to your favourite restaurant... 397 00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:36,730 但咬了一口后发现下面有胶布 ...order your favourite meal, take a bite... 398 00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:37,800 ...and under the steak is a scabby Band-Aid. 399 00:36:38,070 --> 00:36:40,540 或是… Or.... 400 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:43,730 或是… 401 00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:47,170 触电？ Or being electrocuted. 402 00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:51,970 跟着呢？ And? 403 00:36:52,150 --> 00:36:57,350 就这样，我曾触电，那很可怕 That's it. I was electrocuted once. It was horrible. 404 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,500 -Oh, well, that's.... -That's a crying shame. 405 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:08,820 请替我们结帐…触电 Can we get our check, please? Thanks a lot. 406 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,800 Electrocuted. 407 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,370 -那很有趣 -我来付 That was funny. 408 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,200 -I'll get that. -No, I got it. 409 00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:15,330 不，让我来 -I'll get it. Charlie. -No, it's mine. No, no, no. 410 00:37:16,510 --> 00:37:20,770 -让我来 -不… -I got it. I insist. -No, no, no. 411 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,200 -" No" infinity. -Come on. 412 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:27,700 -Negatory, good buddy. -You're embarrassing me. 413 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,280 -由我来付吧 -好 -I'll pick up the check. -Okay. 414 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,860 -乘计程车吧？ -我想走路 You want to catch a cab? 415 00:37:38,030 --> 00:37:41,590 -正在下雨! -我真的想走路 -I'd like to walk. -Come on, it's raining. 416 00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:42,600 -I'd like to walk. -Me too. 417 00:37:42,870 --> 00:37:46,890 -好吧，再见 -再见，认识你真好 -All right. See you later. -Bye. 418 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,600 Nice meeting you. 419 00:37:52,910 --> 00:37:56,680 -没错，是在下雨 -这只是毛毛雨 -Well, it's officially raining. -It's just a drizzle. 420 00:37:56,850 --> 00:38:02,550 你想在雨中散步，真好 You know, I love that you wanted to walk in the rain. 421 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:06,350 你会去见我父母，我很高兴 I'm glad you're meeting my parents tomorrow. 422 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:11,650 我觉得和你一起很有安全感 You know what, Charlie? 423 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,400 It's strange, but I feel really safe with you. 424 00:38:11,830 --> 00:38:17,270 会像电影角色般永远在一起 Like in old movies when people never left each other. 425 00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:18,500 I mean, they stayed together forever. 426 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:39,080 -这里很美 -他们结婚后就住进来 It's a great house. 427 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,100 They moved in the day they were married. 428 00:38:39,260 --> 00:38:43,020 我打算为他们开结婚周年派对 I'm throwing them a 30th wedding anniversary party. 429 00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:54,970 -爸爸、妈妈，我们来了 -斯图特 Mom, Dad, we're here. 430 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,000 Stuart! 431 00:39:01,410 --> 00:39:08,320 她就是哈丽雅吗？她真美丽 Charlie! 432 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:08,300 Is this the wee Harriet? She's absolutely beautiful. 433 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:13,950 欢迎你，希望你别又是分手 And you're very, very welcome. 434 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 I hope you hold on to this one. 435 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,720 你的脸像天使般美丽 You have the face of a wee angel, do you know that? 436 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,290 我是查利的爸爸 I give! I give! I'm Charlie's father. 437 00:39:22,470 --> 00:39:26,900 对不起，你吓着我了 Sorry. I'm sorry. You surprised me. I'm sorry. 438 00:39:27,070 --> 00:39:31,530 我喜欢她，她很活泼 I like this one, Charlie. She's quite a filly. 439 00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:36,540 -查利说你是卖肉食的 -对 Charlie tells me you're a butcher. 440 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:36,400 Yes, I am a butcher. 441 00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:40,910 -你有自己弄香肠吗？ -有 Do you link your own sausage? 442 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:46,990 -快穿裤子 -威廉，拿裤子来 I do. 443 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:44,600 -Why don't you put your trousers on? -Hold your horses. 444 00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:48,100 Head! Pants! Now! 445 00:39:50,190 --> 00:39:56,150 我给你看他婴儿时的照片 Why don't you come with me? 446 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,900 I have wonderful photos of when he was a wee baby. 447 00:39:56,330 --> 00:39:59,730 给她看他在瀑布前尿裤子那张 Like one of him shitting his pants at Niagara Falls. 448 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:04,640 -别给她看照片 -你别紧张 Come on, don't show her the pictures. 449 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:07,600 Lighten up, Charlie. You've got a pickle up your ass again. 450 00:40:04,810 --> 00:40:07,970 你一紧张就要去洗手间了 451 00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:18,450 我要去洗手间 I'm going to the washroom, okay? 452 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,300 Evidently, I have a pickle up my ass. 453 00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:22,720 -你一个人行吗？ -行 -You'll be okay if I leave you? -Fine. Don't worry about me. 454 00:40:25,030 --> 00:40:30,970 你看看里面有没有纸巾 Make sure there's enough paper. 455 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,800 And Charlie, light a match! 456 00:40:31,130 --> 00:40:34,040 你又要去大便吗？ Are you away to crap, again? 457 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:43,340 查利小时候真的很可爱 What a cute baby Charlie was! 458 00:40:43,510 --> 00:40:47,070 你没事吧？没掉下去吧？ You okay in there? You didn't fall in there, did you? 459 00:40:56,990 --> 00:41:01,260 “斧头杀手蜜月时杀害丈夫” 460 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:20,140 “第二个是俄国功夫专家” 461 00:41:20,350 --> 00:41:22,980 “第三个是工人拉尔埃利” 462 00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:36,620 -你和查利的样子很像 -谢谢 I can't believe the resemblance between you and Charlie. 463 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:41,500 别再说我们的事，说你的吧 Thank you. 464 00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:41,600 That's enough about us. Tell me something about yourself. 465 00:41:41,670 --> 00:41:44,830 你一直住在旧金山吗？ Have you always lived in San Francisco? 466 00:41:45,710 --> 00:41:48,700 不，其实我常搬家的 No, actually I moved around quite a bit. 467 00:42:03,930 --> 00:42:07,860 今晚和你的家人在一起真好 I had a really great time with your family tonight. 468 00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:14,560 那就好了 Oh, great. 469 00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:20,200 你有一个功夫专家朋友吧 You know that martial arts expert friend you had? 470 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,680 你和他在旧金山认识的吗？ Was that here in San Francisco? 471 00:42:29,850 --> 00:42:33,220 不，是在迈阿密 No, actually it was Miami. 472 00:42:34,390 --> 00:42:38,620 你的家人真好，那些照片… Your family's really great, Charlie. 473 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:42,000 -When your mother took out-- -Was that before Atlantic City? 474 00:42:38,790 --> 00:42:42,230 那是你去大西洋城之后吗？ 475 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:46,700 我不想提起那时候的事 It's a period in my life that I really don't like talking about. 476 00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:53,300 查利…我讨厌大西洋城 Charlie. 477 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,500 I hated Atlantic City, Charlie. 478 00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:58,810 那里全是赌徒和酒吧歌手 It's a town full of gamblers and lounge singers. 479 00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:15,360 拉尔…不… Ralph? 480 00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:16,300 No. No. 481 00:43:16,670 --> 00:43:19,460 拉尔… Oh, Ralph. 482 00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:32,970 听过X太太杀害丈夫的事吗？ Have you heard of this? Mrs. X. 483 00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:32,800 She murders her husbands, then changes her identity and marries again. 484 00:43:33,150 --> 00:43:35,850 我从没听过，怎么了？ I never heard of it. So what? 485 00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:41,150 我想我是在约会X太太 I think I'm dating Mrs. X. 486 00:43:42,330 --> 00:43:44,380 查利… Charlie. 487 00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:49,590 你去找心理医生吧 Two words. Therapy. 488 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,800 她说曾和功夫专家约会 She told me she dated a martial arts expert. 489 00:43:55,970 --> 00:44:00,100 报纸说有受害人是功夫专家 It says that one of the victims was a martial arts expert. 490 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:04,580 昨晚，她用功夫打我爸爸 Last night, she put a move on my dad and tried to break his neck. 491 00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:09,010 会功夫的人有很多 About 1 000 people have tried to break his neck. 492 00:44:09,190 --> 00:44:13,320 她还在睡梦中叫“拉尔” If they also say " Ralph" in their sleep, it's a good start. 493 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:19,260 “拉尔埃利在蜜月后失踪” Look here, " Ralph Elliot. 494 00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:19,800 Plumber from Dallas. Missing since his honeymoon." 495 00:44:19,860 --> 00:44:27,100 你只是害怕 -Charlie, you're just getting scared. -Yes. 496 00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,500 -Harriet could be the one. -Yes. 497 00:44:27,270 --> 00:44:30,260 害怕哈丽雅会是你的结婚对象 You suspect her, because you're scared you'll marry her. 498 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:35,270 -你觉得结婚是自掘坟墓 -托尼，你念念这个 And to you that's death. 499 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:34,500 Come on, just read it, okay? 500 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:39,380 -为了我念念这个？ -好 Read it. For me, just read it? 501 00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:49,550 拉里伦纳成名了- -" Larry Leonard, the croner..." -Crooner. 502 00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:49,600 " ...made a name for himself... 503 00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:53,790 -他用六种语言唱“只有你” ...being able to sing, in six languages, 'Only You."' 504 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,960 她有对你唱过“只有你”吗？ Does Harriet know the words to "Only You"? 505 00:44:57,570 --> 00:45:05,300 我们还没达到这个阶段 We haven't reached that critical... 506 00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:03,100 ..." Do you know the words to 'Only You"' phase. 507 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,600 -So I'm afraid I'm not much help. -Charlie! 508 00:45:05,470 --> 00:45:12,970 你不能看这种报纸 509 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,100 You gotta move past this! 510 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:13,500 I'm worried. You're living according to the Weekly World News. 511 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:19,510 它的发行量是世界第八高的 It's the 8th highest circulating paper in the world, I'll have you know. 512 00:45:19,690 --> 00:45:23,120 看，X太太… Look, Tony, Mrs. X. 513 00:45:23,290 --> 00:45:27,590 你就为我查查吧 Please, look it up, okay? 514 00:45:24,700 --> 00:45:27,500 For me? lndulge me? 515 00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:34,400 没有人死，他们只是失踪 There's no record of deaths. 516 00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:35,700 All three were reported missing, but so were their wives. 517 00:45:34,570 --> 00:45:38,470 他们的太太也是 518 00:45:36,100 --> 00:45:40,500 No picture of any brides. For all we know, they just moved away. 519 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:44,310 -他们可能搬走了 -对 520 00:45:40,900 --> 00:45:44,100 That's true. You're gonna have to realize that. 521 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:51,110 凯茜是不会说谎的 I would lie to you, but Kathy always tells the truth. 522 00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,000 Understood. 523 00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:56,350 你觉得好点了吗？来 You feel better now? 524 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,300 -I guess so. -Good, good. Come on. 525 00:46:01,730 --> 00:46:05,130 欢迎收看“时事节目” I'm Maureen O'Boyle. Welcome to A Current Affair. 526 00:46:05,300 --> 00:46:08,600 今晚内容：艾米有做过吗？ Tonight.: Amy, did she or didn't she? 527 00:46:08,770 --> 00:46:14,470 还有好莱坞的新热潮 Then, the reptile that took Hollywood by storm. 528 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,400 "Iguana be in pictures. " 529 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:22,410 用毒药杀人的个案增加 But first, the Justice Department reports an alarming rise... 530 00:46:19,100 --> 00:46:22,300 ... in the number of poisoning murders. 531 00:46:22,590 --> 00:46:27,110 有八成多是发生在家庭里的 And that 87%%% of the murders occur within the family... 532 00:46:27,290 --> 00:46:35,090 像是每个家庭都会发生这种事 ...a scourge which seems to be reaching into every home. 533 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,400 Steve Dunleavy examines poisoning murders. Steve. 534 00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:39,060 很多案件是夫妇毒害对方的 The most common poisonings occur between couples. 535 00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:46,110 为了保险金，或是因有精神病 For reasons as varied as insurance fraud, jealousy... 536 00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:46,000 ...and pure psychopathic behaviour. 537 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,300 查利… 538 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,440 我有一个惊喜给你 I have a surprise for you. 539 00:46:53,620 --> 00:46:57,070 -是什么？ -是健康饮料 What is it? 540 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000 It's a health shake. 541 00:46:57,250 --> 00:47:02,190 我特意为你做的，你试试 I made it especially for you. 542 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,100 Try it. 543 00:47:05,290 --> 00:47:07,460 谢谢，但我不想喝 Thank you, no. Thanks. 544 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:11,820 你会喜欢的，试试看 You'll like it, Charlie. Just take a sip. 545 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:16,130 我有口气，我去刷牙了 I have kitten breath. I'm just gonna go brush my teeth. 546 00:47:16,310 --> 00:47:21,110 你不是喜欢草莓吗？ Why don't you just taste it? 547 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,000 It's got strawberries. Taste it. 548 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:26,440 -我花了20分钟才弄好它的 -我要去… I spent 20 minutes making it. 549 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:27,500 -One little sip. It wouldn't hurt-- -I'm just gonna go. 550 00:47:35,090 --> 00:47:37,220 算了 Fine. Forget it. Forget it. 551 00:48:21,100 --> 00:48:24,760 -对不起 -不要紧 I'm sorry. 552 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:25,200 That's okay. 553 00:48:25,940 --> 00:48:29,740 我只是反应太大了 I'm just sensitive. 554 00:48:29,910 --> 00:48:34,440 你不喝那饮料又怎样？ I mean, you didn't drink my shake. So what? Right? 555 00:48:34,610 --> 00:48:39,110 你花了不少时间，我明白的 Look, you spent a half an hour on it. I understand. 556 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:43,780 -我们来搔痒吧 -搔痒？ -Let's scratch. -It's depressing. 557 00:48:41,100 --> 00:48:42,400 -Scratch. -Scratch? 558 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,950 对，我们来搔痒… Scratch. 559 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,700 Come on. Let's do a little scratching. 560 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,600 There you go. Scratching. 561 00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,230 上面 -Golden Gate Bridge. -Golden. 562 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:57,030 中间、左边、下面 -Presidio. Union Square. -Got it. 563 00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:56,800 -Little Japan. -Got it. 564 00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,230 左边 Union Square. 565 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:03,030 手臂 -Oakland. Oakland. -Oakland. 566 00:49:03,210 --> 00:49:08,310 你搔前面的…好吗？ Can you reach around and get Coit Tower? 567 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,100 -San Andreas Fault. -Charlie. 568 00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,110 我喜欢你，因什么都可跟你说 You know what I like best about you? 569 00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:17,190 而你不会批评我 I can tell you anything, and you don't judge me. 570 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:23,780 你曾和别人一起站在崖边吗？ Have you ever stood at the edge of a cliff... 571 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,900 ...or subway platform with someone... 572 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:29,960 有想过推他下去吗？ ...and you thought just for a split second: 573 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,900 What if I pushed him? 574 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:37,570 基督教教义说不能杀人 I follow the Judeo-Christian ethic of "Thou shalt not kill." 575 00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:39,300 -But that's just me. -I'm just making a point... 576 00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:43,410 我是想说我们怎样相信别人 577 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:43,100 ...of how many times we trust people with our lives. 578 00:49:43,580 --> 00:49:48,280 我们睡在这里，多没防备 I mean, look at us. 579 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,900 Look how vulnerable we are, sleeping. 580 00:49:48,450 --> 00:49:51,250 我可在你入睡后对你做任何事 I could do anything to you in your sleep. 581 00:49:51,420 --> 00:49:55,720 -什么事？ -任何事 Like what? 582 00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:55,400 Anything. 583 00:49:55,890 --> 00:49:59,660 你侧卧时，我可以… You're on your side, asleep, I could... 584 00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:03,530 把针插进你的… ...stick a needle in your-- 585 00:50:07,470 --> 00:50:13,340 我只是想说我们的关系有多好 Charlie! Jesus! 586 00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:12,700 I'm showing you we have a good relationship! 587 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:16,680 对不起，我对耳朵特别敏感 I'm sorry, but I have an ear thing. 588 00:50:16,850 --> 00:50:21,980 在电视上看过把虫放进耳朵… In an episode of Night Gallery, this guy gets an earwig. 589 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,600 They said the good news is, we got the earwig... 590 00:50:22,150 --> 00:50:28,120 他们说那是雌性的… 591 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,900 ...but the bad news is, it was a female. 592 00:50:28,290 --> 00:50:33,930 -晚安，查利 -对不起，我对耳朵特别敏感 -I'm sorry. -Good night. 593 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,900 -I have an ear thing. -Good night. 594 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,500 I'm sorry. 595 00:50:34,100 --> 00:50:38,470 -我是人肉被子 -走开，晚安 -I'm a human blanket. -Get off. Just, good night. 596 00:50:42,510 --> 00:50:44,940 晚安 Well, good night. 597 00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:02,460 “启事：出生、死亡、结婚” 598 00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:11,270 -有什么事？ -我想刊登启事 Can I help you? 599 00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:11,200 I'd like to place an announcement. 600 00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:15,130 是我父母的结婚纪念 It's my parents' 30th anniversary. 601 00:51:15,310 --> 00:51:21,370 四元半一个字，可用粗体字 That's $4.50 per word... 602 00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:20,200 ...and you've got a choice of standard or bold. 603 00:51:21,550 --> 00:51:25,540 -你很忙吗？ -不，只有两宗 You having a busy week, Frank? 604 00:51:23,300 --> 00:51:27,400 No, just these two. It's been dead around here. 605 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:29,120 很空间 606 00:51:29,290 --> 00:51:33,090 一宗是游客在缆车上心脏病发 I got this tourist, heart attack on a cable car. 607 00:51:33,260 --> 00:51:36,630 他把心脏遗留在旧金山了 Guy left his heart in San Francisco. 608 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:43,260 你们在说的是真人真事 That's a real person you're talking about. 609 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,730 是的，对不起 All right, I'm sorry. 610 00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:49,310 这是水管工人拉尔埃利 There's another one. San Francisco plumber: Elliot, Ralph. 611 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:56,010 他的尸体在排水沟被发现 Disappeared four months ago. 612 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,800 The body was found in a sewer. 613 00:51:56,210 --> 00:52:01,310 所以说不要太尽力工作 Guy takes his job too seriously, life goes down the drain. 614 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,190 那里有提到他的太太吗？ Did they mention his wife? 615 00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:12,200 I know that we're talking about real people here, so I'm sorry. 616 00:52:09,630 --> 00:52:13,060 我知道他是真人，对不起 617 00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:20,000 -我是认真的？有提到吗？ -对不起，我不该说笑 Seriously, did they mention the wife? 618 00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:19,700 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to joke about other people's lives. 619 00:52:20,170 --> 00:52:26,480 -不，我真的… -是了，我的人品不好 I'm serious. Did they mention--? 620 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:26,000 You win, okay? I'm a bad person. 621 00:52:26,650 --> 00:52:31,240 -别这样 -他在说我差劲极了 -Take it easy. -No, he's saying I'm a shit. 622 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,100 Did they mention the wife? 623 00:52:31,420 --> 00:52:35,650 -有提到她的妻子吗？ -没有提到他的太太 Did they mention the wife! 624 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:37,400 No! They didn't mention the wife! You happy? 625 00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:41,820 好了吗？我没有同情心 626 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:41,400 Yes, I'm insensitive! I'm a very insensitive man! 627 00:52:41,990 --> 00:52:47,230 大家来看我这个没同情心的人 Stop! Look at the insensitive man! That's why they pay you! 628 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,990 他原本是会载我回家的 He was my ride home. 629 00:52:54,010 --> 00:52:56,570 是 Understood. 630 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:02,340 你为什么这么急着见我？ Why did you have to see me so urgently? 631 00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:06,580 -你不能去我家吗？ -这里比较安全 You couldn't come to my place? 632 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:06,700 It's just safer here. 633 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:09,400 What? Charlie. 634 00:53:12,220 --> 00:53:16,520 对不起，我真的觉得你很好 I'm sorry. 635 00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:17,100 I think you're a terrific woman. 636 00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:22,290 但是我觉得我们不该再在一起 I just don't think we should see each other. 637 00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:28,030 为什么？我要听真正的原因 Why? And tell me the truth. 638 00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:33,510 我怕你会杀…离开我？ I'm afraid that you're gonna k-- Leave me. 639 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:37,510 什么杀离你？ I'm gonna cleave you? 640 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:41,710 不，是离开我 -What does that mean? -No, leave me. 641 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,800 That you'll reject me. 642 00:53:41,890 --> 00:53:48,490 -所以我先提出来 -你这是要和我分手吗？ So I just thought I'd do a preemptive strike. 643 00:53:46,300 --> 00:53:49,000 So you're rejecting me? 644 00:53:49,930 --> 00:53:56,230 我从来都不想伤害你 I didn't mean to hurt you. 645 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,500 I never wanted to hurt you. 646 00:53:57,970 --> 00:54:03,130 你没有，我们只是刚开始 Don't worry, you haven't. 647 00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:02,600 At least you left early on. 648 00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:10,240 只有这事吗？ So that's it, then? 649 00:54:14,390 --> 00:54:17,180 那么我回去工作了 Because I gotta get back to work. 650 00:55:00,230 --> 00:55:03,630 女人 Woman Woe man 651 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,900 大家 Whoa man 652 00:55:07,070 --> 00:55:10,440 我们相爱，并不仅仅是性爱 她是X太太吗？ We had love not just sex ls she Mrs. X? 653 00:55:10,610 --> 00:55:14,640 而我要逃命 I had to run for my life 654 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:27,860 简，别让这恼人的东西缠着我 Jane, get me off of this crazy thing 655 00:55:28,030 --> 00:55:30,520 这叫爱情的东西 Called love 656 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,000 Hello! 657 00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:11,400 Not that it matters, but I thought you'd like to know... 658 00:56:09,030 --> 00:56:11,730 我有事要告诉你 659 00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:16,670 -他们抓到杀拉尔埃利的凶手 -其他的人呢？ ...somebody admitted murdering Ralph. 660 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,500 What about the others? 661 00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:23,180 她只承认杀了一个人，再见 She just confessed to the one. 662 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:22,900 Anyway, crime to stop. Gotta go. Catch you later. 663 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:49,740 哈丽雅，我要和你谈谈 -It's me, Charlie. -Go away. 664 00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:51,000 I gotta talk to you. I made a big mistake. I'm an idiot. 665 00:56:49,910 --> 00:56:55,350 我真笨，我会去看心理医生 666 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:53,400 I'll go into therapy, okay? 667 00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:58,700 I'll go twice a week. I don't know if insurance will cover it, but.... 668 00:56:55,510 --> 00:56:59,010 我不知道保险是否有包括这样 669 00:57:01,850 --> 00:57:05,810 -你想说什么？ -你好，查利 What is it? 670 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,500 Hi, Charlie. 671 00:57:16,270 --> 00:57:20,530 -我不想失去你 -是你提出分手的 I don't want to lose you. 672 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:20,300 You didn't. You rejected me. 673 00:57:20,710 --> 00:57:23,670 我收回那句话 Okay, I'm un-rejecting you. 674 00:57:26,810 --> 00:57:30,610 你会再这样做 You'll do it again, Charlie. You'll do it again. 675 00:57:30,780 --> 00:57:34,410 不，我不会 No, I'm not gonna do it again. 676 00:57:36,190 --> 00:57:43,120 我们进展顺利，我感到害怕 Look, I got scared, okay? 677 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:43,700 Things were going really good and then I just got scared. 678 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,100 我爱你 I love you. 679 00:57:53,270 --> 00:57:56,070 我也爱你 I love you too. 680 00:58:00,850 --> 00:58:04,750 但是你破坏了一切 But you blew it, Charlie. You blew it. 681 00:58:27,110 --> 00:58:30,070 哈丽雅 哈丽雅 Harriet, Harriet 682 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:34,300 铁石心肠的羊杂烩贩子 Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis 683 00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,780 美丽而有烦恼的 Beautiful, bemus閐 684 00:58:37,950 --> 00:58:41,150 好争吵的肉贩 Bellicose butcher 685 00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:44,580 不轻易相信人的 Untrusting 686 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,820 不体谅别人的 Unknowing 687 00:58:47,990 --> 00:58:51,020 不爱惜别人的 Unlov閐 688 00:58:57,970 --> 00:59:01,340 他面对晚空尖叫着想你回来 He wants you back He screams into the night air 689 00:59:01,510 --> 00:59:05,570 像消防员对着没着火的窗户 Like a fireman going to a window That has no fire 690 00:59:09,910 --> 00:59:13,280 只是没有那股热情 Except the passion of his heart 691 00:59:13,450 --> 00:59:16,820 我很寂寞 I am lonely 692 00:59:16,990 --> 00:59:20,520 这真的很难受 It's really hard 693 00:59:20,690 --> 00:59:23,180 这首诗接不下去了 This poem sucks 694 01:00:03,970 --> 01:00:06,900 对不起，我对你不信任 I'm sorry I didn't trust you. 695 01:00:08,070 --> 01:00:11,510 哈丽雅，有人找你 Harriet, somebody's downstairs to see you. 696 01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:20,010 她很快会下去，谢谢你 She'll be down in a moment. And could you bring the car around? 697 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:19,700 Thank you so much. Bye-bye. 698 01:00:20,180 --> 01:00:23,850 查利，来见见我的朋友 Charlie, come here. I want you to meet a friend. 699 01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:29,290 -她是拉尔 -拉尔？她是拉尔？ This is Ralph. 700 01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:30,200 Ralph? Ralph? This is Ralph? 701 01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:31,450 她是拉尔 This is Ralph? 702 01:00:37,700 --> 01:00:41,140 -拉尔，他是查利 -很高兴认识你 This is Charlie. 703 01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:42,500 -Great to meet you. -No, it's great to meet you. 704 01:00:41,310 --> 01:00:44,800 我也是，我很喜欢你 Yes, I love you so much. 705 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:47,100 Oh, God! 706 01:00:48,210 --> 01:00:50,810 查利… 707 01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:55,250 -我完全赤裸了吧？ -对 I'm naked, aren't l? 708 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:56,700 Yes. Yes, you are naked. 709 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:09,930 我没穿衣服 I was just naked then. Very nude. 710 01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:17,740 -认识你真好，打电话给我 -我会 Nice to meet you and call me? 711 01:01:16,300 --> 01:01:18,000 I will. 712 01:01:35,060 --> 01:01:42,160 结婚周年快乐 结婚周年快乐 713 01:01:42,330 --> 01:01:45,860 快乐，快乐，快乐 结婚周年快乐 714 01:01:48,010 --> 01:01:50,200 闭嘴 Shut it! 715 01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:57,510 我们来为我的太太梅儿… I'd like to propose a toast. 716 01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:00,450 干杯 To my wife, May. 717 01:02:01,620 --> 01:02:06,110 三十年前的今天我们结婚了 Thirty years ago today, May and I were married. 718 01:02:06,290 --> 01:02:12,200 你们有些人当时是在场的 有些人没出生，有些人死了 Some of you were there. Some weren't born. 719 01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:12,100 And some of you are now dead! 720 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:17,890 我们从来没试过意见一致 But we both said, " I do," and we haven't agreed on a thing since. 721 01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:21,000 That's true. 722 01:02:21,340 --> 01:02:25,640 但是我很高兴我娶了你 But I'm glad I married you... 723 01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:27,100 ...because it could have been worse. 724 01:02:25,810 --> 01:02:28,840 因为没有的话情况可能更糟 725 01:02:30,350 --> 01:02:35,150 还有…我还爱你 And besides... 726 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:34,900 ...l still love you. 727 01:02:43,660 --> 01:02:45,650 谢谢 Thank you. 728 01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:54,360 托尼，你想跳舞吗？ Tony, would you like to dance? 729 01:02:57,940 --> 01:03:00,670 我们来跳舞吧 Let's dance. 730 01:03:07,020 --> 01:03:09,850 那感觉一定很好… It must be a great feeling to have.... 731 01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:15,550 -你没事吧？ -不，哈丽雅… You okay? 732 01:03:12,700 --> 01:03:14,100 No, I'm not. 733 01:03:17,860 --> 01:03:19,850 嫁给我吧 Marry me. 734 01:03:21,700 --> 01:03:23,860 不 No. 735 01:03:25,170 --> 01:03:27,540 求求你 Please? 736 01:03:28,410 --> 01:03:34,040 我们一起住不就好了吗？ Why not just live together? 737 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,700 We could live together first. Let's just live together. 738 01:03:34,210 --> 01:03:37,700 我爱你，我觉得我们应该结婚 Because I love you. We should get married... 739 01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:41,720 在接着的三十年一起生活 ...and spend the next 30 years of our life together. 740 01:03:41,890 --> 01:03:47,690 你有我的孩子，我有你的孩子 I want you to have my children. And I want you to have your children. 741 01:03:47,860 --> 01:03:51,420 这样说像是有很多孩子… That sounds like an awful lot of children, but.... 742 01:03:53,460 --> 01:03:58,630 但是我爱你，我需要你 I love you. 743 01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:57,900 I need you. 744 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:02,430 我们结婚吧 Let's just get married. Okay? 745 01:04:02,610 --> 01:04:06,480 哈丽雅…嫁给我 Harriet... 746 01:04:04,900 --> 01:04:06,100 ...be my wife. 747 01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:10,010 大家听我说 All right, everyone, shut your cake hole! 748 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:15,180 我提议为我儿子查利干杯 I'd like to make a toast to my son, Charlie. 749 01:04:15,350 --> 01:04:23,090 我希望你也有同样快乐的30年 Thanks for throwing this great party. 750 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:22,700 I hope you have the same great 30 years that we've had. 751 01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:25,890 为查利干杯 To Charlie! 752 01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:34,360 -好 -你答应了？ Yes. 753 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:33,800 You will? 754 01:04:34,540 --> 01:04:37,940 我们结婚吧 Let's get married, Charlie. 755 01:04:44,350 --> 01:04:48,510 如果你愿意娶这女子为妻- Now, Mr. MacKenzie, if you will take this woman to be your wife... 756 01:04:48,690 --> 01:04:55,850 -和她同甘共苦，请说我愿意 ...through thick and thin, for better or for worse... 757 01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:54,900 ...please say " I do." 758 01:04:56,030 --> 01:04:58,330 我愿意 I do. 759 01:04:58,500 --> 01:05:02,190 如果你愿意嫁给这男子- Now, Harriet, if you will take this man through good times and bad... 760 01:05:02,370 --> 01:05:08,030 -和他同甘共苦，请说我愿意 ...forever and ever as your husband, please say " I do." 761 01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:24,110 我愿意 I do. 762 01:05:25,090 --> 01:05:29,490 查利，亲吻新娘吧 Now, Charlie, kiss the beautiful bride. 763 01:05:53,220 --> 01:05:56,680 我们走吧 Let's get pissed! 764 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:08,860 如果觉得我很性感 而且你想得到我的温柔 765 01:06:09,070 --> 01:06:12,430 你只需要走向前来 766 01:06:12,570 --> 01:06:16,130 如果你想得到我的温柔 并且觉得我很性感 767 01:06:16,310 --> 01:06:19,610 只要前来让我知道 768 01:06:19,780 --> 01:06:24,740 有个温柔的女孩 她正坐在芳草地上 769 01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,820 让我们亲亲密密 770 01:06:27,990 --> 01:06:34,450 如果想得到我的温柔 也觉得我性感，快让我知道 771 01:06:34,860 --> 01:06:36,880 你独奏一会吧 Hang a solo! 772 01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:02,240 有个乐手晕倒，他只是喝醉 We have a piper who's down. It's all right, he's just pissed. 773 01:07:02,420 --> 01:07:06,750 有一个乐手晕倒… We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down. 774 01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:14,560 -这派对真好玩 -对 This is such a great party. 775 01:07:14,730 --> 01:07:19,530 -你的婚礼也很好 -对，她很好吧？ -It is. -The marriage was beautiful. 776 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:16,800 -It was. -It was great. 777 01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:19,400 Yeah. She's great, isn't she? 778 01:07:19,700 --> 01:07:22,140 她真是好极了 She's the best. She's incredible. 779 01:07:22,310 --> 01:07:26,330 你终于找到合适的对象了 You've been such a chicken, and finally, you met the one. 780 01:07:26,510 --> 01:07:29,450 你怎会认为她是谋杀犯的？ How could you think she was a killer? 781 01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:33,140 只有你… 782 01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:37,850 可使这世界一切美好 783 01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:41,750 只有你… 784 01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:50,930 查利，过来站在我身边 Come here, Charlie. Come stand by me, Charlie. 785 01:09:05,210 --> 01:09:08,910 我们会去诗人角看看 Wait till you see this place. It's called Poets' Corner. 786 01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:11,610 我们这种诗人从前常去那里 A lot of the Beat poets used to go there. 787 01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:22,320 你今天很少说话 You're really quiet. 788 01:09:22,490 --> 01:09:24,930 我只是在想东西 Oh, I'm just thinking. 789 01:09:24,900 --> 01:09:26,700 Oh, okay. Well.... 790 01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:31,100 那不如由我代你说吧？ Why don't I do the talking for you, all right? 791 01:09:31,270 --> 01:09:35,530 我是哈丽雅，你好吗？ Hi, my name is Harriet. 792 01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:37,500 Hi, Harriet. How's it going? Good, good, I suppose. 793 01:09:35,710 --> 01:09:38,440 我想好吧 794 01:09:38,610 --> 01:09:44,070 查利，你所做的一切都妙极了 I think you're great, Charlie. Everything you do is art. 795 01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:46,200 You're a sex machine. Get on the scene with the sex machine. 796 01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:49,120 真的谢谢你 Thank you very much. You're the best husband I ever had-- 797 01:09:49,290 --> 01:09:52,810 你是我所有的丈夫中最好的 798 01:09:52,990 --> 01:09:56,590 -你为什么这样说？ -那只是说笑 Why did you just say that? 799 01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:55,900 It was a joke. 800 01:09:56,760 --> 01:10:01,320 -你为什么这样说？ -我只是觉得这样说很有趣 Why did you say it? 801 01:09:58,700 --> 01:10:00,400 I thought it might be funny. 802 01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:06,630 我只是觉得你很好，怎么了？ Nothing, I just think you're a great person. That's all. 803 01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:06,700 What? 804 01:10:07,910 --> 01:10:11,070 -你是最好的 -别这样 -You're the best. -No, no, no! Watch out! 805 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:26,520 你查过拉尔埃利的案件吧 I hear you've been working the Ralph Elliot case. 806 01:10:24,100 --> 01:10:26,200 -Yes, captain. -Don't "yes" me. 807 01:10:26,690 --> 01:10:31,990 你别理这件事，这是谋杀案 This is strictly homicide. 808 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,200 I got a friend-- 809 01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:33,600 We all got these friends. I'm warning you. 810 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:38,860 我警告你，这是你处理不来的 811 01:10:34,100 --> 01:10:38,000 Back off, ltalian boy. Keep away from this. It's too big. 812 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:42,840 等等，我知道自己在做什么的 Wait a minute. 813 01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:44,900 Trust me. I know what I'm talking about. What's the news? 814 01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:48,310 -有新消息吗？ -你想知道吗？ You want to hear news? Here's the news. 815 01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:55,680 那个说自己杀了拉尔的女人 The lady that confessed to Elliot's murder has... 816 01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:53,300 ...confessed to other crimes. 817 01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:54,800 I knew she would. 818 01:10:55,850 --> 01:11:03,690 还说自己杀了林肯，她是疯的 To the murders of Abraham Lincoln... 819 01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:01,800 ...Warren G. Harding, and Julius Caesar. She's a nutcase. 820 01:11:02,300 --> 01:11:04,500 Oh, my God! I gotta go. 821 01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:06,760 我要出去 822 01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:12,670 你若弄糟这事就要做交通警察 Screw this up, and you'll be writing parking tickets forever. 823 01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:16,470 队长，我不会令你失望的 Captain, I won't let you down. 824 01:11:21,980 --> 01:11:26,920 你这种态度度真好 Good for you. That was better. 825 01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:26,100 -Yeah? -It was fantastic. 826 01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:30,610 我觉得后面好像太过分了 -The beginning felt good. -It was great. 827 01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:30,500 Too much in the end. 828 01:11:30,790 --> 01:11:34,820 不，很好，但我要去救人 No, it was terrific. 829 01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:35,300 -I need to save a life. -I'll work on it. 830 01:11:34,990 --> 01:11:40,990 -我会再努力 -你已进步了不少，谢谢 Work on it, it was terrific. 831 01:11:37,700 --> 01:11:39,500 It was a big improvement. 832 01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:41,000 Thanks. 833 01:11:48,140 --> 01:11:52,600 诗人角 834 01:12:01,290 --> 01:12:07,160 她就是拉尔埃利的太太 That is Ralph Elliot's wife. 835 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:06,900 Of course her hair was much shorter then. 836 01:12:08,790 --> 01:12:14,560 我肯定她就是卡波太太 She's gained weight since then... 837 01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:14,200 ...but it's definitely her. 838 01:12:14,730 --> 01:12:19,500 对，就是她，他真的很爱她 Yeah, that's her. He was really in love with her... 839 01:12:19,670 --> 01:12:22,800 她很幽默、很聪明 ...but I tell you, she was fun, and smart. Doll-face too. 840 01:12:38,620 --> 01:12:41,350 谢谢 Thank you very much. 841 01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:47,160 这里真好 This is really cool. 842 01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:48,700 Hi. 843 01:12:49,470 --> 01:12:55,700 请你们好好的享受蜜月假期 Mr. and Mrs. MacKenzie, enjoy your honeymoon. 844 01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:55,000 When you leave, it'll be far too soon. 845 01:12:55,300 --> 01:12:56,600 That's great. 846 01:12:58,480 --> 01:13:02,410 晚餐在九时开始 Four nights. Your dinner reservations are at 9:00. 847 01:13:02,580 --> 01:13:08,140 风暴时会停电 你们要拿蜡烛 Sounds great. 848 01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:06,100 Put candles by the bed. With a storm, we lose power. 849 01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:09,200 That's cool. Did you hear that? A storm. 850 01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:13,620 风暴，我们会紧抱在一起… A storm. We'll be snugly inside and.... 851 01:13:13,790 --> 01:13:16,950 你没事吧？ You okay? 852 01:13:17,130 --> 01:13:20,260 我有点头痛 I have a headache. Excuse me, do you have a drugstore? 853 01:13:20,430 --> 01:13:23,590 你们有药房吗？我想买药 854 01:13:22,100 --> 01:13:25,900 -I need aspirin. -Up the stairs, Mrs. MacKenzie. 855 01:13:23,770 --> 01:13:27,000 在上面，那里什么都有 856 01:13:28,310 --> 01:13:31,370 你留下来 Don't move. 857 01:13:34,510 --> 01:13:38,410 你认为她真的是头痛吗？ -You think she has a headache? -What? 858 01:13:36,900 --> 01:13:40,400 Nothing. Here's your key. The Robbie Burns room. 859 01:13:38,580 --> 01:13:43,020 你们的钥匙 860 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,800 Oh, thanks. Thank you. 861 01:13:49,890 --> 01:13:53,690 -风暴使电话打不通 -继续试 -The circuits are down. -Keep on trying. 862 01:13:53,860 --> 01:13:57,270 告诉队长我要租用飞机 Tell the chief I chartered a plane. 863 01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:05,010 你若弄糟这事，我不会放过你 -Hey, paisan! -What? 864 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:04,700 Screw up, I'll kick your spaghetti butt back to Milan. 865 01:14:05,180 --> 01:14:11,050 -我很忙 -我讲得不清楚吗？ Not now. Not now. 866 01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:10,500 -Too many ethnic slurs? -It's not paisan, it's paisan. 867 01:14:12,900 --> 01:14:14,400 Hey! Paisan. 868 01:14:47,220 --> 01:14:51,240 要多久才能到那里？ How long is it gonna take us to get there? 869 01:14:51,420 --> 01:14:54,390 不用很久 It shouldn't take very long. 870 01:14:55,490 --> 01:14:58,460 其实我没留意过 Actually, I have no concept of time. 871 01:14:59,930 --> 01:15:03,490 -这会有危险吗？ -不 Jesus, is this dangerous? 872 01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:06,100 No. Well, there's chance in everything. 873 01:15:03,670 --> 01:15:06,800 当然什么事都可能发生 874 01:15:08,140 --> 01:15:13,840 -你之前飞过这路线吗？ -我常常飞 You've done this before, right? 875 01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:14,500 Oh, yeah, yeah. I do this all the time. 876 01:15:15,350 --> 01:15:18,410 但是从没在晚上试过 I've never done it at night. 877 01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:36,720 麦肯先生、太太，欢迎 Mr. and Mrs. MacKenzie, glad to see you. 878 01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:39,870 请跟我来 Follow me. 879 01:15:49,710 --> 01:15:52,650 你怎么知道是这边？ How do you know where you're going? 880 01:15:52,820 --> 01:15:55,720 仪器说的 Instruments. Instruments. 881 01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:56,500 Oh, yeah? Yeah? What's that? 882 01:15:55,890 --> 01:15:59,950 -这是什么？ -是飞行水平仪 That's the artificial horizon, which is better than the actual horizon. 883 01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:03,850 比看地平线好 884 01:16:04,630 --> 01:16:08,590 我想去洗手 You know, I'm gonna wash my hands. All right? I love you. 885 01:16:08,770 --> 01:16:11,560 我爱你 886 01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:35,400 Good evening. 887 01:16:57,410 --> 01:17:03,220 -你在做什么？醒来！ -我在做着好梦 Wake up! 888 01:16:59,100 --> 01:17:02,900 Oh, man, I was having an amazing dream. 889 01:17:03,390 --> 01:17:07,290 这个我可不理，快降落 I don't care about your dream! Land the plane! 890 01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:14,060 我刚出生，早了八个月出生 I was just born, and I was eight-and-a-half months premature. 891 01:17:14,230 --> 01:17:19,190 医生行为反常 我没告诉过你这是个梦吗？ -The doctors were freaking out. -Shut up. 892 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,900 Did I already tell you this dream? 893 01:17:21,510 --> 01:17:25,530 请大家听我宣布 Can I have your attention? I have a few announcements. 894 01:17:25,710 --> 01:17:32,340 莱文先生、太太庆祝结婚纪念 Celebrating their 25th anniversary tonight... 895 01:17:28,700 --> 01:17:31,100 ...Mr. and Mrs. Seymour Levenstein. 896 01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,600 How about a hand for them? 897 01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:35,900 Thank you, thank you. 898 01:17:36,420 --> 01:17:39,620 二十王年前他们在这里度蜜月 Twenty-five years ago, they were here. 899 01:17:39,790 --> 01:17:45,290 而麦肯先生、太太正在度蜜月 Speaking of new couples, Charlie and Harriet MacKenzie. 900 01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:47,300 -They look great. -There's a phone call for you. 901 01:17:45,460 --> 01:17:50,560 有电话找你，那人说有急事 902 01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:49,100 It is quite urgent. 903 01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:53,600 Oh, thank you. Sorry. Hello. 904 01:17:52,140 --> 01:17:54,130 你好 905 01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:58,070 -查利，你没事吧？ -非常好 -Charlie, you okay? -Couldn't be better. 906 01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:01,640 听我说，哈丽雅就是X太太 Charlie, listen to me. Harriet is Mrs. X. 907 01:18:01,810 --> 01:18:04,840 她杀了拉尔和其他人 She killed those men. I got a picture. 908 01:18:05,020 --> 01:18:08,250 我已拿照片查过了，就是她 It's her, Charlie. She's the murderer. 909 01:18:08,420 --> 01:18:13,520 我已找了警察，但是道路不通 I called the police. It'll take a while. 910 01:18:11,100 --> 01:18:12,900 Just stay where you are. 911 01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:18,660 -查利？ -你等我一会 Charlie? 912 01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:19,100 Hold on one second. What should I do? 913 01:18:18,830 --> 01:18:23,490 -我该怎么做？ -到时你就知道了 When the time comes, you'll know. 914 01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,900 Thanks, thank you. 915 01:18:27,070 --> 01:18:29,870 你还在吗？ Hello, hello, hello?! 916 01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:33,500 查利 Charlie? Charlie?! 917 01:18:34,340 --> 01:18:38,140 -怎么了？ -电话突然断线了 -Hello! -What happened? 918 01:18:35,300 --> 01:18:37,800 The phone died! I was talking, and it died. 919 01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:42,270 这情况是经常出现的 It's common. It will be out until tomorrow. 920 01:18:42,450 --> 01:18:46,890 -发生什么事？ -没事，只是电话断线了 What happened? 921 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:46,700 Nothing. The phone lines went dead. 922 01:18:48,060 --> 01:18:53,620 我们会为你们献上“只有你” We wish a long and beautiful life. 923 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:53,200 We want to play The Platters, "Only You." 924 01:18:56,130 --> 01:19:00,000 你还不能走，要先跳舞 You can't go. You have to wait for the wedding dance. 925 01:19:00,170 --> 01:19:04,000 我们这里有很多新婚传统的 We got a lot of traditions here. 926 01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:14,300 Stop! Excuse me. I'm with the San Francisco Police Department. 927 01:19:13,180 --> 01:19:17,980 旧金山警察，我要征用你的车 928 01:19:14,700 --> 01:19:17,700 I need to commandeer this vehicle. 929 01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:22,920 -不 -什么“不”？ No. 930 01:19:21,300 --> 01:19:22,600 What do you mean, " No"? 931 01:19:23,090 --> 01:19:27,760 你无权征用我的车 I know you don't have the right to commandeer my vehicle. 932 01:19:27,930 --> 01:19:31,920 再说一次 可以征用你的车吗？ Please, can I commandeer this vehicle? 933 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:37,740 -不 -你真的不愿意吗？ No. 934 01:19:34,500 --> 01:19:37,400 You're not gonna bend on this thing, are you? 935 01:19:38,540 --> 01:19:40,530 不 No. 936 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:46,100 -Please. -Go ahead. 937 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:48,600 No, I don't want to. Charlie. 938 01:20:03,230 --> 01:20:06,290 你要帮我，我娶了一个… Help me! I've married a... 939 01:20:06,470 --> 01:20:11,200 非常好的人，我很爱她 ...wonderful person who I love and adore. Who I want-- 940 01:20:11,370 --> 01:20:15,570 够了，他们还有更重要的事 They've had enough of this crowd. 941 01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:15,400 They have better things to do. 942 01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:18,610 要他们坐在蜜月椅子上 Let's put them in the honeymoon chair. 943 01:20:23,820 --> 01:20:26,910 -我们也曾试过 -这是很有趣的 -We did it on our honeymoon. -It's just fun. 944 01:20:28,900 --> 01:20:31,300 No, I haven't had my dessert yet. 945 01:20:34,460 --> 01:20:39,130 到房间去！ 到房间去！ To the room! To the room! 946 01:20:50,310 --> 01:20:52,680 晚安，两位 Have a good night. 947 01:20:52,850 --> 01:20:58,450 -留下来喝一杯 -不，我不想打扰你们 Stay for a nightcap? 948 01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:58,200 No. You two want to be alone. 949 01:20:58,620 --> 01:21:03,820 -不，留下来喝一杯吧 -不用了 No, really. Stay for a nightcap. 950 01:21:01,500 --> 01:21:03,100 I really shouldn't. 951 01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:07,830 留下来喝一杯 Stay for a nightcap! 952 01:21:16,870 --> 01:21:19,600 查利… Charlie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. 953 01:21:19,780 --> 01:21:23,710 我有事要和你说 954 01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:23,400 Harriet, l, l.... 955 01:21:24,310 --> 01:21:26,540 查利… Charlie, I've been married before. 956 01:21:27,550 --> 01:21:31,540 -我曾经结过婚 -我知道 957 01:21:29,100 --> 01:21:33,200 -Harriet, I already know that. -You know about my husbands? 958 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:35,590 -你知道我丈夫的事了吗？ -知道了 959 01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:35,200 Yes. 960 01:21:36,190 --> 01:21:39,890 -你别过来 -你在做什么？ -Stay away from me! -What are you doing? 961 01:21:40,060 --> 01:21:42,790 你不了解整件事，把斧头给我 Come on. Stay away from me. 962 01:21:40,900 --> 01:21:43,700 You don't understand. Give me the axe! 963 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:47,390 别走 -Don't go! -Get off me! 964 01:21:48,410 --> 01:21:52,030 -别走，查利 -你别过来 -Charlie! Don't go! -Get off! 965 01:22:02,020 --> 01:22:07,010 -你别再那样做好吗？ -你不喜欢吗？ Would you mind not doing that? 966 01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:06,200 This bothers you? 967 01:22:07,190 --> 01:22:10,420 不，我喜欢极了 No, it's one of my favourite things. 968 01:22:14,030 --> 01:22:18,900 不要，别走，查利 Don't go! Charlie! Charlie! 969 01:22:23,170 --> 01:22:26,940 有人吗？ Hello? Hello?! 970 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:35,250 哈丽雅，婚姻的责任太大了 " Dear Harriet. I just can't handle the commitment. 971 01:22:35,420 --> 01:22:42,690 再见，查利，这不是我写的 It's too hard. I'm leaving you. 972 01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:43,300 Love, Charlie"? I didn't write this. 973 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:50,790 -什么？是罗丝 -查利，发生什么事？ What the fuck?! 974 01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:48,000 Rose! 975 01:22:48,200 --> 01:22:50,500 What's happening?! Charlie, open the door! 976 01:22:50,970 --> 01:22:56,870 -罗丝要杀我 -闭嘴，那是我写的 -Rose tried to kill me. -What? 977 01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:55,900 Shut up! I wrote this note! 978 01:22:57,040 --> 01:23:03,310 字条放下后你就不该再出现 You're not to be here when... 979 01:22:58,700 --> 01:23:01,700 ...this note has been placed on the desk! 980 01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:09,820 你们把她带走，我受够了 Do you understand me? You took her away from me, Charlie. 981 01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:07,600 Like all the rest. 982 01:23:07,900 --> 01:23:09,400 I have had it! 983 01:23:10,890 --> 01:23:15,590 我要你…死 You are going to die. 984 01:23:19,660 --> 01:23:23,720 可等等我吗？我或会抓人 Would you mind waiting? 985 01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:23,400 I may need you to help if I make an arrest. 986 01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:27,960 因此我要车到最近的警局 I'll need a ride-- 987 01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:27,600 Shucks. Thank you. 988 01:23:28,970 --> 01:23:31,840 罗丝，你在做什么？ What are you doing?! Charlie, be careful. 989 01:23:32,010 --> 01:23:34,670 查利，小心 990 01:23:41,990 --> 01:23:43,980 快逃，查利 Run, Charlie! 991 01:23:44,150 --> 01:23:46,990 住手，罗丝 Stop it! Stop this, Rose! Help! 992 01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:51,050 救命… Somebody! Help! 993 01:23:54,060 --> 01:23:56,500 查利！ Charlie! 994 01:23:59,300 --> 01:24:02,800 Is that you? Help! Hurry. 995 01:24:00,970 --> 01:24:03,600 救命，快！ 996 01:24:15,850 --> 01:24:18,250 快点，我在这里 Hurry! I'm in here! Who is it?! 997 01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:24,050 谁？是查利吗？ Help! Who's there?! Charlie?! 998 01:24:24,230 --> 01:24:28,630 我在这里，快开门 I'm in the closet. Come here. Tony! Open the closet. 999 01:24:30,930 --> 01:24:33,200 查利？ Charlie! 1000 01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:43,840 你做什么？我们要到屋顶去 Where are you going? 1001 01:24:41,700 --> 01:24:45,100 We gotta go on the roof. Charlie and Rose are on the roof. 1002 01:24:44,010 --> 01:24:46,920 -查利在屋顶 -闭嘴 Charlie's on the roof! 1003 01:24:46,900 --> 01:24:48,800 -What're you doing? -Shut up! 1004 01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:34,750 让我来重复 Let's just take this down a notch. 1005 01:25:36,570 --> 01:25:43,440 罗丝杀了他们并留下那种字条 What you're saying is that Rose killed your husbands... 1006 01:25:40,300 --> 01:25:43,200 ...forged notes to make you think they left? 1007 01:25:43,610 --> 01:25:47,440 对，这是他们的声音，在屋顶 Yes. Listen, that's them up on the roof. Listen! 1008 01:25:47,610 --> 01:25:52,270 -听！ -你还是不明白吗？ 1009 01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:51,800 You don't get it, do you? 1010 01:25:54,450 --> 01:25:59,790 你要么在这里说，要么回去说 We can talk here, or we can talk about it downtown. 1011 01:26:25,150 --> 01:26:27,310 查利！ 1012 01:26:53,780 --> 01:26:57,010 -查利！ -哈丽雅！ 1013 01:26:58,380 --> 01:27:01,110 -查利，我来了 -你要支持住！ -Charlie, I'm coming up! -Hang on! 1014 01:27:02,950 --> 01:27:05,320 查利 Charlie. 1015 01:27:16,300 --> 01:27:18,820 查利，小心！ Charlie, be careful! 1016 01:27:52,040 --> 01:27:56,500 罗丝，查利，支持住！ Rose! 1017 01:28:07,980 --> 01:28:11,180 旧金山警察，我抓到了你！ San Francisco police! 1018 01:28:12,190 --> 01:28:14,180 我抓到她了 I got her, Charlie. I got her! 1019 01:28:17,290 --> 01:28:20,060 好了，我们进去 Don't let me fall! 1020 01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:19,800 Oh, sorry. 1021 01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:43,740 罗丝，牢中的小鸟 rose, jailbird 1022 01:28:44,620 --> 01:28:48,790 在笼中快乐地生活 不再发怒 Happy in her cage No longer full of rage 1023 01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:51,320 她在休息着 She roosts 1024 01:28:56,530 --> 01:28:59,870 哈丽雅，甜美的哈丽雅 Harriet, sweet Harriet 1025 01:29:00,870 --> 01:29:04,770 你不理我，因害怕我会离开你 You acted cuckoo 1026 01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:05,900 'Cause you thought I would leave you Sweet bird 1027 01:29:04,940 --> 01:29:07,310 美丽的小鸟 1028 01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:15,780 哈丽雅，甜美的哈丽雅 Harriet, sweet Harriet 1029 01:29:17,350 --> 01:29:19,950 体谅别人的 So knowing, so trusting 1030 01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:22,890 相信别人的 1031 01:29:23,060 --> 01:29:25,460 爱惜别人的 So lov閐 1032 01:29:30,770 --> 01:29:34,430 哈丽雅，甜美的哈丽雅 Harriet, sweet Harriet 1033 01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:17,200 Subtitles by SDI Media Group