蜜月危险期
对不起，我叫的是大卡布奇诺 Excuse me, miss. There seems to be a mistake.
I ordered the large cappuccino.
侍应 Hello!
看看这杯，大得像汤盆一般 -Look at the size of this. -It's a bowl.
It's like Campbell's cup-o-ccino.
我的肚子，帮帮我 My sides. Please. Aidez-moi.
托尼，你的衣服怎么了？ So Tony...
...what's with your clothes?
什么？ What?
-你穿得像熊先生一样 -我这是嬉皮装束 You look like you're in Starsky and Hutch.
-I look hip. -No, no, no.
你看来只像是卧底的警察 More like an undercover cop trying to be.
对，我是 -I am a cop trying to look hip. -Can you do me a favour?
你到我父母家时可否扮成淫媒
When you go to my parents' don't dress like a 1 970s pimp.
我的父母有点古怪 My parents are a little eccentric.
我的诗叫我向你道歉- This poem is called, "An Apology To The Aliens Who Abducted Me...
-拐走我 并为我打伤的外星人 ...and Whom I lnflicted Destruction Upon...
...While Having a Panic Attack Aboard the Ship."
这是自传 Autobiographical.
-你会表演什么？ -一首关于谢莉的诗 -What are you gonna do tonight? -Well...
...l'm gonna do a poem about Sherri.
又是“女人…”？ -The "Woman, Woe Man, Whoa Man" poem. -Yeah.
你竟究为什么和谢莉分手？ Tell me again. Why did you break up with Sherri?
-她是贼 -这连你自己也不相信的 Tony, I told you already, she's a thief.
她是偷窥狂 -You don't honestly believe that? -Tony, she's a klepto.
我还不知道猫儿的下落 To this day I still don't know where my cat is.
你总是胡乱找理由和女孩分手 Charlie, every time you meet a nice girl...
-...you get paranoid and break up. -That's not true.
不，我的理由全是合理的 -I broke up for good reasons. -Really?
-吉尔怎样？ -她是黑手党分子 -Yes. -What about Jill?
She was in the Mafia.
她从没告诉我是怎样赚钱的 -She was in the Mafia? -Yes, the Cosa Nostra.
-I never knew how she made a living. -She was unemployed.
-她没有工作 -这就是最好的掩饰 -She didn't work. -That's a perfect cover.
那帕梅呢？ All right. What about Pam?
她的气味像汤 She smelled like soup.
-什么？ -她的气味像牛肉汤 -What does that mean? -Like beef-vegetable soup.
查利，这些全是你想像出来的 -Paranoid. -You weren't there.
It's all in your head.
It is.
到我表演了，祝我好运吧 -I'm up. Wish me luck. -Good luck.
各位，现在轮到查利麦肯演出 Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for our own Mr. Charlie MacKenzie.
女人 Woman
Woe man
大家 Whoa man
她是贼，你们要相信我 She was a thief You gotta believe
她偷了我的心和我的猫 She stole my heart and my cat
贝蒂 朱迪 Betty
乔茜和这些女人 Judy
Josie and those hot Pussycats
她们在星期六早上使我很兴奋 They make me horny Saturday morny
这些卡通中的女孩不会离弃我 Girls of cartoons Won't leave me in ruins
我想做贝蒂的情人巴尼 I want to be Betty's Barney
简，别让这恼人的东西缠着我 Hey, Jane, get me off This crazy thing...
这叫爱情的东西 ... called love
“世界肉食”
-你好 -你好 -Hi. -Hi.
-你想要什么？ -有羊杂烩吗？ Can I help you?
-Yes, do you have haggis? -Yes, we do. One?
-有，你要一个吗？ -麻烦你
我的父母是苏格兰人 Yes, please.
My parents are Scottish.
-这要19.75元 -这里 That will be $1 9.75.
Here you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
-还要其他东西吗？ -不用了 -Will there be anything else? -No, thanks.
谢谢 Thanks.
“苏格兰名人”
威廉，进来 May, get in here!
关掉收音机，球赛要开始了 All right, May, turn off the Bay City rollers!
The soccer game's about to begin!
-你好 -你好 -Hello. -Hi!
-我们在这里，儿子 -你好，查利 We're in here, son!
-Charlie. -How's it going, William?
吻吻你妈妈，不然我会打你 Give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in.
你看到了世界上最美的女孩… Hi. Hey!
梅儿，闭嘴 May. Shut it!
-爸爸，你好吗？ -好，你去你妈妈那儿 -How you doing, Dad? -Fine.
-Come on, Charlie. -Away you go with your mother.
去试试她的胸罩，快去 Why don't you try one of her bras on, wee girl?
Flaunt away, you fairy!
-我买了羊杂烩来 -你真好，谢谢 Hey, Mom.
I brought you guys a haggis.
That's sweet of you, son. Thank you.
我很久没见过这种食物了 I haven't seen one of these for years.
其实我很讨厌它，但你爸爸… Actually, I hate them. But your father will--
他又在向托尼说那些废话了 Look. He's giving Tony all that Lyndon H. LaRouche rubbish again.
大家都知道世界王名首富- It's a known fact, Sonny Jim, that a secret society...
-组成了一个秘密组织 ...of the five wealthiest people, known as the Pentavirate...
他们控制一切，包括报纸 ...run everything in the world, including the newspapers...
他们在科罗拉多有秘密房子 ...and meet tri-annually at a secret mansion in Colorado known as...
他们是谁？ -..."The Meadows." -Who's in the Pentavirate?
英女皇、梵谛冈、格蒂家族- The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds...
-罗斯希尔德家族和桑德上校 ...and Colonel Sanders, before he went tits-up.
我讨厌上校的眼睛和面容 I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes...
...and that smug look on his face. "You're gonna buy my chicken. Oh!"
“你们要买我的鸡”
你怎可以讨厌他？ Dad, how can you hate the Colonel?
因他在鸡里加入会上瘾的物质 He puts addictive chemicals in chicken...
...making you crave it fortnightly, smart-ass!
是吗？真有趣 Interesting. Cuckoo.
查利，你要果汁吗？ Charlie, would you like a juice?
看，我买了一部果汁机 Look at what I've bought myself, a Juice Tiger.
我常常榨果汁 -A Juice Tiger? -Yes, I juice everything now.
我在试“世界新闻”的果汁餐 I'm on a new diet.
I'm on a Weekly World News Garth Brooks Juice Diet.
进了，一比零 Scores!
-Margin, one-nil! -Magic goal!
我们来看看重播 Let's have a look at the replay.
威廉，别挡在电视前 William, move your head.
他的头就像柳丁插在牙签上 Look at the size of that boy's head.
It's like an orange on a toothpick.
-他会难过的 -他的头大得像小行星 -You'll give him a complex. -That's a huge noggin.
It's a virtual planetoid. Has its own weather system!
有自己的天气系统，走开
Head! Move!
-谢莉迟到了 -我和她分手了 -Your Sherri's late. -Mom...
...Sherri and I broke up.
不要！ Not Sherri?
我很喜欢她的 I liked Sherri.
I didn't like the other girls you brought home.
-你别使我更加难过 -为什么？ -Don't make it any harder for me. -Why should I make it easier, son?
我还以为你们会结婚的 You were good together, you and Sherri.
-I thought you'd marry. -You know I'm terrified of marriage.
-我害怕结婚 -我知道
I know that, son. I know that.
婚姻不是一切 你看了今天的报纸吗？ Maybe it's better not to marry. Did you read the paper?
-还没看 -我把它放在哪里了？ -No. -No? Where did I put it?
-斯图特，拿报纸来 -好 Stuart! Bring in the paper!
All right, hon!
你拿报纸去，你的头真像瓜 Head! Paper! Now!
Move that melon of yours if you can.
头盖骨真大… Hauling that gargantuan cranium about.
他的头真像人造卫星 No kidding. His head's like Sputnik.
Spherical, but pointy in parts.
他今晚会抱着枕头哭泣的 That was offside, wasn't it?
He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow.
你竟然叫这个做报纸 Mom, why do you refer to Weekly World News...
...as "the paper"? The paper contains facts.
-报纸说的是事实 -这里说的是事实
This paper contains facts.
它的销售量是世界第八位的 And this paper has the eighth-highest circulation in the whole wide world.
你看，“男人怀孕产子” Plenty of facts. " Pregnant Man Gives Birth."
That's a fact.
还有这里，你看 Here it is, look. Read this.
“蜜月杀手X太太” " Mrs. X. The honeymoon murderer."
她用假身分嫁人后杀了丈夫 She marries men under fake identities and then she murders them.
已杀了三个人，第一个是歌手 She's murdered three men already. Victim number one was a lounge singer.
第二个是俄国人，擅长功夫 Victim number two, a Russian martial arts expert.
她还杀了叫拉尔埃利的工人 And she's also killed a plumber named Ralph Elliot.
而她的下落还没有人知道 And her whereabouts are unknown.
你在我的心中，你在我的梦中
你是我的灵魂、我的梦
你在我的心中
你是塞尔特人，我已决定了…
你是我所遇到的最好的…
托尼，吻吻我，晚安 Give us a kiss, Tony, and cheer me up. Good night.
你越来越性感了 Wow, you've turned into a sexy wee bastard. You know that?
Thanks, Mrs. MacKenzie.
-是吗？ -我也是这样想的，晚安 -Hasn't he? -I think so.
-Good night, Mom. -Good night, Charlie.
-再见，爸爸 -你已留得够久的了 -Good night, Dad. -Fine, go. You've stayed your hour.
再见
Ooh, yes.
-早安 -早安，长官 -Morning, Charles. -Morning, sir.
托尼，你处理了小贩的文件吗 Are you working on the forms for the vendor--?
Yes, captain.
Tony? Tony?
你看来像有烦恼 I don't want to intrude, but you seem a little down.
队长…是关于我的工作 Well, captain, it's about my job.
我对当警察有所怀疑 I'm having doubts about being a cop.
我只是处理文件，不像电视般 It's not like how it is on TV.
I fill out forms and paperwork all day.
文件对我们的工作也很重要 Point well taken, but even though it's not exciting...
但我从没在闹市中追捕过贼 ...it's very important.
Yeah, but of all my times as a cop, I've never....
I never chased a guy across a crowded square.
我从没试过吊在直升机下 I've never hung onto that part of the helicopter. You know that part?
-You know? -I know it.
也从没征用过车子 I've never hung onto that or even commandeered a vehicle.
-这些像是很有趣 -还有，你人太好了 -That sounds like a lot of fun. -That's the other thing.
You're too nice.
-我太好了？ -对 -I'm too nice? -Yes, you're too nice.
你不像电视剧里的队长 Why not be like a Starsky and Hutch captain?
你该一进来就大骂我- Where you haul me in your office and bawl me out...
-因你不想再在局长面前维护我 ...because you're tired of defending me from the commissioner.
我只是要向委员会交待 The truth is, I report to a committee.
会里有委任的人和选出来的人 Some are appointed, elected, or co-opted biannually.
-就是这样 -我想做英雄般的警察 -It's a quorum, so to speak. -A quorum?
I thought I was gonna be Serpico...
但是我却像无能的警察 ...but instead I'm like Fish from Barney Miller.
-是吗？ -队长… Hey, somebody needs a hug.
Captain.
Okay, coming up.
-你好 -你来买过羊杂烩吧？ -Hi. -Haggis, right?
对，那人就是我 Yeah, I'm the guy who ordered the haggis.
你真的喜欢羊杂烩吗？ -Can I ask you a question? -Sure.
不，苏格兰菜都是这样的 -Do you like haggis? -No, it's repellent.
I think Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
-该到我的 -是，你想要什么？ -I'm next. -You're next.
Yes, can I help you?
我要纽约牛排，四分一寸厚 I'll tell you how you can help me. All I want is one New York steak...
别太多也别太少，快给我 ...a quarter-inch thick. That's all. No more, no less.
对不起，我很忙 -Get it and let me out. -I'm really busy. Be right back.
-很忙？ -对，今天真是忙得团团转 -It's busy, hey? -It's insane today.
我曾在爸爸的肉店帮忙 My dad's a butcher, and I used to work at his shop.
-我可以帮你 -好极了，你叫什么名字？ -I can help you. -I'd love some help.
-Great, what's your name? -Charlie.
-我叫查利 -我叫哈丽雅 -Harriet. -Hi, Harriet.
可到冰箱拿四份牛排给我吗？ -Could you get four porterhouses? -Okay.
只是开玩笑，你好 Just kidding.
Hi.
你住在纽约吗？真的？ So do you live in New York?
Really?
力量太大的话，你要告诉我 Just tell me if that's too tense. You guide me. You guide me.
请问你可以找护士来吗？ Mom, can you get the school nurse?
救救我，我遇到意外了 Get the school nurse! Help me!
It was an accident in shop.
给我止血带，什么都行 Get me a tourniquet? Anything.
“停止营业”
谢谢你帮忙，你真好 Thanks for helping me out at the butcher shop.
我真好？“真好”？ -You were really nice. -Oh, I was nice?
" Nice." Evidently you think of me as a woman friend.
-你把我看作女性朋友吗？ -说你“真好”不好吗？
-And what is wrong with being nice? -Nothing.
不
-说说你做过的坏事 -还是说说你的事吧 -Charlie? -Yes?
-Name a bad thing you've done. -I've done bad things.
说说你做过的很坏的事 Tell me one bad thing you've done, and it better be evil.
-要多坏的？ -非常非常坏的 -How evil? -Really evil.
你会说那真的是非常坏 So evil that you would say it was "e-vil."
Like it's "the fruits of the De-vil." " E-vil."
例如，你残忍地杀了多少人？ For example, how many people have you brutally murdered?
“残忍”这字是很主观的 " Brutal" is a very subjective word.
大家对残忍的看法并不相同 What's brutal to one person might be reasonable to somebody else.
Excuse me.
你懂得俄语吗？ Do you know Russian?
-懂 -这真令我难过 Yeah.
Oh, this hurts. No, this is hard.
你不只很漂亮
Not only are you extremely good-looking...
还很聪明，这真是不公平 ...but you're also very smart and that's no fair.
-聪明的女人使你害怕吗？ -不 -That's hard. -Bright women intimidate you?
No, no. Not at all.
但是我要毁掉你 But it's a shame I'm going to have to destroy you.
-查利，过来 -我来了 -Charlie, come here! -Nadia...
...l am coming.
伸展、收缩、伸展 Expand, contract, expand.
你是怎样挑选约会对象的？ What do you look for in a woman you date?
有幽默感的人 I know everyone always says sense of humour...
但实际上我很注重胸部的大小 ...but I have to go with breast size.
Oh, my God.
来，我们来尽情跳舞 Come! Let us dance like children of the night.
-我们到了 -这里真美丽 -Here we are. -Wow! What a great place.
我去给你倒茶，你四周看看吧 -Some tea? -Sure.
Well, show yourself around.
这里需要一幅大西洋城的海报 You know what this place needs? A large poster of Atlantic City.
-你有 -我在那里住过 Oh, look, you got one!
I used to live there. I have herbal teas:
“舒适茶”还是“早晨茶”？ Cubby Wubby Womb Room tea...
我要“舒适茶” -...and Morning Thunder. -I'll go with Cubby Wubby.
All right, thanks.
这是什么？ What's this?
Oh!
我有一个朋友很擅长功夫 I had a friend who was a martial arts expert and....
-朋友？ -那些是功夫衣服 -Oh, you had a friend? -It's a martial arts thing.
-我觉得放在这里很好看 -对 I thought it would look good on the wall.
It does.
苏格兰也有自己的武术 You know, Scotland has its own martial arts.
It's called " Fuck You!"
那是用头撞或踢人 It's mostly head-butting and kicking people on the ground.
-现在很晚了 -我不觉得 -It's late. -Not for me.
-那么对谁来说？ -对谁？ -Who for, then? -Who for, then, what?
现在对谁来说是很晚了？ If not for you, I wonder who it is late for.
不是我，我很喜欢在夜晚玩耍 Not me, no. I like the nightlife.
I like to boogie.
那么我去泡茶 I'll make the tea, then.
现在或许真的很晚了 You know...
说实在的，我今晚很高兴 ...maybe it is late.
I'll be honest with you. I had a great time tonight...
我很想吻吻你 ...and I'd really love to kiss you.
但是我怕我们会倒在沙发上 But if I kiss you, we'll end up on the couch, and if we end up there...
跟着还会到卧房里去 ...chances are we'll kiss in the bedroom...
...and that's the part I always rush into.
我不认为该这么急到床上去 It's not a good idea to rush into spending the night together.
-但是我想 -好，我没问题 I want to.
I have no problem with that.
好 You're it.
过来 Come here!
Oh, no! Oh, God!
Yes.
拉尔 Ralph!
我会… I will. I will.
等等，现在不行，拉尔 Wait, not now! Not now!
Ralph! Ralph!
Harriet.
你在作梦 You were having a dream.
你不断念着拉尔这个名字 And you kept saying the name " Ralph."
-拉尔？ -对，你一直在叫他 -Ralph? -Yeah, you kept saying " Ralph."
她是我的朋友 She's my friend.
她是你朋友？拉尔？ She's your friend. Ralph.
拉尔，她是你的朋友 "She" is your friend. Ralph.
Ralph. She.
对不起，我以为你是另一个人 I'm sorry! I thought you were somebody else!
你好 Hi.
我叫查利，你是拉尔吧 Hi.
I'm Harriet's friend, Charlie. You must be Ralph?
我叫罗丝，哈丽雅有字条给你 I'm Harriet's sister, Rose.
-She gave me a note to give to you. -Great.
查利，你自己随便吧 " Dear Charlie, I didn't want to wake you.
Make yourself at home and thanks for the...
还有，谢谢你的…哈丽雅
...hot dog. Harriet."
很好的字条 That's a very nice note.
-我弄早餐给你吧 -谢谢，但我要迟到了… -Let me make you some breakfast. -I'd love to, but I'm running late.
薄煎饼、柳丁汁和培根怎样？ How do silver-dollar pancakes...
...fresh orange juice, bacon and Kona coffee sound?
好极了 It sounds great.
对不起，没有其他的东西 Sorry. I didn't have those other things.
没关系，其他东西对身体不好 That's fine. That other stuff will kill you.
这些不油腻、纤维素较高 Whereas Froot Loops are light and reasonably high in fibre.
-我很喜欢苹果片 -我有 -I care for Apple Jacks a great deal. -Got them.
Good.
-这里是你家吗？ -是我和妹妹哈丽雅的家 So, is this your place?
No, this is our place. Harriet's and mine.
她虽然常搬出去，但总会回来 She sort of comes and goes but always ends up here.
-她没提起过我吗？ -没有 She didn't speak of me?
No, she didn't "speak of you."
她只说起过会功夫的人和拉尔 She mentioned a martial arts guy, and there was discussion about Ralph?
真的？她谈及他们？ Oh, really? She spoke about them?
“拉尔”是她大叫出来的 She talked about the martial arts guy and kind of shouted Ralph.
-你和哈丽雅认识很久了吧 -不 -Well, you know Harriet. -Actually, I don't.
-但你和她上过床了？ -什么？ -But you did have sex with her. -Hello!
我要走了 I'm gonna go now.
我不会向哈丽雅说的 I won't tell Harriet that anything happened.
罗丝… Well, Rose.
-根本没事发生过 -你别担心 Nothing did happen.
Don't worry, Charlie. Just be careful.
你保重
"Just be careful."
我昨晚真的很快乐 I had the greatest night of my life last night.
-你看来很喜欢她 -我迷上了她 -Sounds like you really like her. -I'm smitten. I'm in deep smit.
她真的很好 She is wonderful. But we shouldn't talk about it.
还是别说，我不想拿她来分析 I'll start analysing it, and that's no good.
顺其自然就是了，放松 That is good. You should just let it happen. Relax.
大家好，我是你们的导游 I am a park ranger, and I will lead you on the tour.
从前这里的导游都是守卫人员 All the rangers at Alcatraz were once guards, myself included.
我叫约翰约逊，大家跟我来 My name is John Johnson, but everyone calls me Vickie.
Please follow me.
-我喜欢他 -他是最好的 -I love Vickie. He's great. -He's the best.
这里是监狱的主楼 This is the main cellblock area.
是很多著名罪犯的家 Home to such famous criminals as AI Capone...
阿尔卡彭、约瑟克沙 ...Mickey Cohen, Joseph " Dutch" Cretzer...
还有罗伯特斯劳 ...and Robert Stroud, the famous Birdman of Alcatraz.
这次就算有怪事，我也不理会 This time will be different. If something happens, I'll let it go.
例如她在睡觉时叫拉尔 It's not my business. For example, " Ralph."
She says " Ralph" in her sleep. So what?
这里是单人牢房 Ralph?
This cell's for solitary confinement...
...that's come to be known as "Times Square."
大家看看 Make sure everyone gets a look.
-谁是拉尔？ -我不知道 So who's Ralph?
I don't know. More importantly, I don't want to know.
-我也不想知道 -好
That's good.
-你们已… -你的思想真是… Did you and Harriet, you know, last night?
你只要知道她很美丽可爱就行 Okay, dirtbag.
All you have to know is that Harriet's a sweet and loving person.
那很好 Well, that's good. That's nice.
对，我们做过了 -And yes, we did. -All right!
大家靠过来 Close it up, close it up, close it up.
这是其他导游不会告诉你的 This is something the other tour guides won't tell you.
机关枪凯利就是在这里打伤人 In this cellblock, Machine Gun Kelly...
...had what we call in the prison system, a " bitch."
那一晚，他很愤怒，拿出刀子 One night, in a jealous rage, Kelly took a makeshift knife, or "shiv" ...
把对方的眼睛挖了出来 ...and cut out the bitch's eyes.
我还喜欢哈丽雅的… -Another thing about Harriet I love-- -No, no.
他认为这样还不够 And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly...
第二天，他和同牢房的其他人 ...the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing...
在那个人眼睛的洞里小便 ...into the bitch's ocular cavities.
这里是通往餐厅的 This way to the cafeteria.
托尼，别让我又搞到分手收场 Tony, I'm really happy.
Please, don't let me screw this one up.
-我会尽力 -好，谢谢 -I'll try. -Alrighty.
-That ocular cavity thing was-- -When he mentioned pissing into....
我想到了，哪一个比较糟呢？ Okay, I got another one. What's worse?
你的电视坏了，只可看到游泳 The cable goes out and you're left with synchronized swimming...
...or--
Okay.
或是你刚喝了两杯咖啡- You're stuck on the Bay Bridge in traffic...
-吃了三个松饼后遇到塞车呢？ ...and you've just had two strong cups of coffee and three bran muffins.
-怎么了？ -我想到一个 -No, wait. I have a good one. -Hello! Hello!
你叫了你最喜欢的菜 What's worse? You go to your favourite restaurant...
但咬了一口后发现下面有胶布 ...order your favourite meal, take a bite...
...and under the steak is a scabby Band-Aid.
或是… Or....
或是…
触电？ Or being electrocuted.
跟着呢？ And?
就这样，我曾触电，那很可怕 That's it. I was electrocuted once. It was horrible.
-Oh, well, that's.... -That's a crying shame.
请替我们结帐…触电 Can we get our check, please? Thanks a lot.
Electrocuted.
-那很有趣 -我来付 That was funny.
-I'll get that. -No, I got it.
不，让我来 -I'll get it. Charlie. -No, it's mine. No, no, no.
-让我来 -不… -I got it. I insist. -No, no, no.
-" No" infinity. -Come on.
-Negatory, good buddy. -You're embarrassing me.
-由我来付吧 -好 -I'll pick up the check. -Okay.
-乘计程车吧？ -我想走路 You want to catch a cab?
-正在下雨! -我真的想走路 -I'd like to walk. -Come on, it's raining.
-I'd like to walk. -Me too.
-好吧，再见 -再见，认识你真好 -All right. See you later. -Bye.
Nice meeting you.
-没错，是在下雨 -这只是毛毛雨 -Well, it's officially raining. -It's just a drizzle.
你想在雨中散步，真好 You know, I love that you wanted to walk in the rain.
你会去见我父母，我很高兴 I'm glad you're meeting my parents tomorrow.
我觉得和你一起很有安全感 You know what, Charlie?
It's strange, but I feel really safe with you.
会像电影角色般永远在一起 Like in old movies when people never left each other.
I mean, they stayed together forever.
-这里很美 -他们结婚后就住进来 It's a great house.
They moved in the day they were married.
我打算为他们开结婚周年派对 I'm throwing them a 30th wedding anniversary party.
-爸爸、妈妈，我们来了 -斯图特 Mom, Dad, we're here.
Stuart!
她就是哈丽雅吗？她真美丽 Charlie!
Is this the wee Harriet? She's absolutely beautiful.
欢迎你，希望你别又是分手 And you're very, very welcome.
I hope you hold on to this one.
你的脸像天使般美丽 You have the face of a wee angel, do you know that?
我是查利的爸爸 I give! I give! I'm Charlie's father.
对不起，你吓着我了 Sorry. I'm sorry. You surprised me. I'm sorry.
我喜欢她，她很活泼 I like this one, Charlie. She's quite a filly.
-查利说你是卖肉食的 -对 Charlie tells me you're a butcher.
Yes, I am a butcher.
-你有自己弄香肠吗？ -有 Do you link your own sausage?
-快穿裤子 -威廉，拿裤子来 I do.
-Why don't you put your trousers on? -Hold your horses.
Head! Pants! Now!
我给你看他婴儿时的照片 Why don't you come with me?
I have wonderful photos of when he was a wee baby.
给她看他在瀑布前尿裤子那张 Like one of him shitting his pants at Niagara Falls.
-别给她看照片 -你别紧张 Come on, don't show her the pictures.
Lighten up, Charlie. You've got a pickle up your ass again.
你一紧张就要去洗手间了
我要去洗手间 I'm going to the washroom, okay?
Evidently, I have a pickle up my ass.
-你一个人行吗？ -行 -You'll be okay if I leave you? -Fine. Don't worry about me.
你看看里面有没有纸巾 Make sure there's enough paper.
And Charlie, light a match!
你又要去大便吗？ Are you away to crap, again?
查利小时候真的很可爱 What a cute baby Charlie was!
你没事吧？没掉下去吧？ You okay in there? You didn't fall in there, did you?
“斧头杀手蜜月时杀害丈夫”
“第二个是俄国功夫专家”
“第三个是工人拉尔埃利”
-你和查利的样子很像 -谢谢 I can't believe the resemblance between you and Charlie.
别再说我们的事，说你的吧 Thank you.
That's enough about us. Tell me something about yourself.
你一直住在旧金山吗？ Have you always lived in San Francisco?
不，其实我常搬家的 No, actually I moved around quite a bit.
今晚和你的家人在一起真好 I had a really great time with your family tonight.
那就好了 Oh, great.
你有一个功夫专家朋友吧 You know that martial arts expert friend you had?
你和他在旧金山认识的吗？ Was that here in San Francisco?
不，是在迈阿密 No, actually it was Miami.
你的家人真好，那些照片… Your family's really great, Charlie.
-When your mother took out-- -Was that before Atlantic City?
那是你去大西洋城之后吗？
我不想提起那时候的事 It's a period in my life that I really don't like talking about.
查利…我讨厌大西洋城 Charlie.
I hated Atlantic City, Charlie.
那里全是赌徒和酒吧歌手 It's a town full of gamblers and lounge singers.
拉尔…不… Ralph?
No. No.
拉尔… Oh, Ralph.
听过X太太杀害丈夫的事吗？ Have you heard of this? Mrs. X.
She murders her husbands, then changes her identity and marries again.
我从没听过，怎么了？ I never heard of it. So what?
我想我是在约会X太太 I think I'm dating Mrs. X.
查利… Charlie.
你去找心理医生吧 Two words. Therapy.
她说曾和功夫专家约会 She told me she dated a martial arts expert.
报纸说有受害人是功夫专家 It says that one of the victims was a martial arts expert.
昨晚，她用功夫打我爸爸 Last night, she put a move on my dad and tried to break his neck.
会功夫的人有很多 About 1 000 people have tried to break his neck.
她还在睡梦中叫“拉尔” If they also say " Ralph" in their sleep, it's a good start.
“拉尔埃利在蜜月后失踪” Look here, " Ralph Elliot.
Plumber from Dallas. Missing since his honeymoon."
你只是害怕 -Charlie, you're just getting scared. -Yes.
-Harriet could be the one. -Yes.
害怕哈丽雅会是你的结婚对象 You suspect her, because you're scared you'll marry her.
-你觉得结婚是自掘坟墓 -托尼，你念念这个 And to you that's death.
Come on, just read it, okay?
-为了我念念这个？ -好 Read it. For me, just read it?
拉里伦纳成名了- -" Larry Leonard, the croner..." -Crooner.
" ...made a name for himself...
-他用六种语言唱“只有你” ...being able to sing, in six languages, 'Only You."'
她有对你唱过“只有你”吗？ Does Harriet know the words to "Only You"?
我们还没达到这个阶段 We haven't reached that critical...
..." Do you know the words to 'Only You"' phase.
-So I'm afraid I'm not much help. -Charlie!
你不能看这种报纸
You gotta move past this!
I'm worried. You're living according to the Weekly World News.
它的发行量是世界第八高的 It's the 8th highest circulating paper in the world, I'll have you know.
看，X太太… Look, Tony, Mrs. X.
你就为我查查吧 Please, look it up, okay?
For me? lndulge me?
没有人死，他们只是失踪 There's no record of deaths.
All three were reported missing, but so were their wives.
他们的太太也是
No picture of any brides. For all we know, they just moved away.
-他们可能搬走了 -对
That's true. You're gonna have to realize that.
凯茜是不会说谎的 I would lie to you, but Kathy always tells the truth.
Understood.
你觉得好点了吗？来 You feel better now?
-I guess so. -Good, good. Come on.
欢迎收看“时事节目” I'm Maureen O'Boyle. Welcome to A Current Affair.
今晚内容：艾米有做过吗？ Tonight.: Amy, did she or didn't she?
还有好莱坞的新热潮 Then, the reptile that took Hollywood by storm.
"Iguana be in pictures. "
用毒药杀人的个案增加 But first, the Justice Department reports an alarming rise...
... in the number of poisoning murders.
有八成多是发生在家庭里的 And that 87%%% of the murders occur within the family...
像是每个家庭都会发生这种事 ...a scourge which seems to be reaching into every home.
Steve Dunleavy examines poisoning murders. Steve.
很多案件是夫妇毒害对方的 The most common poisonings occur between couples.
为了保险金，或是因有精神病 For reasons as varied as insurance fraud, jealousy...
...and pure psychopathic behaviour.
查利…
我有一个惊喜给你 I have a surprise for you.
-是什么？ -是健康饮料 What is it?
It's a health shake.
我特意为你做的，你试试 I made it especially for you.
Try it.
谢谢，但我不想喝 Thank you, no. Thanks.
你会喜欢的，试试看 You'll like it, Charlie. Just take a sip.
我有口气，我去刷牙了 I have kitten breath. I'm just gonna go brush my teeth.
你不是喜欢草莓吗？ Why don't you just taste it?
It's got strawberries. Taste it.
-我花了20分钟才弄好它的 -我要去… I spent 20 minutes making it.
-One little sip. It wouldn't hurt-- -I'm just gonna go.
算了 Fine. Forget it. Forget it.
-对不起 -不要紧 I'm sorry.
That's okay.
我只是反应太大了 I'm just sensitive.
你不喝那饮料又怎样？ I mean, you didn't drink my shake. So what? Right?
你花了不少时间，我明白的 Look, you spent a half an hour on it. I understand.
-我们来搔痒吧 -搔痒？ -Let's scratch. -It's depressing.
-Scratch. -Scratch?
对，我们来搔痒… Scratch.
Come on. Let's do a little scratching.
There you go. Scratching.
上面 -Golden Gate Bridge. -Golden.
中间、左边、下面 -Presidio. Union Square. -Got it.
-Little Japan. -Got it.
左边 Union Square.
手臂 -Oakland. Oakland. -Oakland.
你搔前面的…好吗？ Can you reach around and get Coit Tower?
-San Andreas Fault. -Charlie.
我喜欢你，因什么都可跟你说 You know what I like best about you?
而你不会批评我 I can tell you anything, and you don't judge me.
你曾和别人一起站在崖边吗？ Have you ever stood at the edge of a cliff...
...or subway platform with someone...
有想过推他下去吗？ ...and you thought just for a split second:
What if I pushed him?
基督教教义说不能杀人 I follow the Judeo-Christian ethic of "Thou shalt not kill."
-But that's just me. -I'm just making a point...
我是想说我们怎样相信别人
...of how many times we trust people with our lives.
我们睡在这里，多没防备 I mean, look at us.
Look how vulnerable we are, sleeping.
我可在你入睡后对你做任何事 I could do anything to you in your sleep.
-什么事？ -任何事 Like what?
Anything.
你侧卧时，我可以… You're on your side, asleep, I could...
把针插进你的… ...stick a needle in your--
我只是想说我们的关系有多好 Charlie! Jesus!
I'm showing you we have a good relationship!
对不起，我对耳朵特别敏感 I'm sorry, but I have an ear thing.
在电视上看过把虫放进耳朵… In an episode of Night Gallery, this guy gets an earwig.
They said the good news is, we got the earwig...
他们说那是雌性的…
...but the bad news is, it was a female.
-晚安，查利 -对不起，我对耳朵特别敏感 -I'm sorry. -Good night.
-I have an ear thing. -Good night.
I'm sorry.
-我是人肉被子 -走开，晚安 -I'm a human blanket. -Get off. Just, good night.
晚安 Well, good night.
“启事：出生、死亡、结婚”
-有什么事？ -我想刊登启事 Can I help you?
I'd like to place an announcement.
是我父母的结婚纪念 It's my parents' 30th anniversary.
四元半一个字，可用粗体字 That's $4.50 per word...
...and you've got a choice of standard or bold.
-你很忙吗？ -不，只有两宗 You having a busy week, Frank?
No, just these two. It's been dead around here.
很空间
一宗是游客在缆车上心脏病发 I got this tourist, heart attack on a cable car.
他把心脏遗留在旧金山了 Guy left his heart in San Francisco.
你们在说的是真人真事 That's a real person you're talking about.
是的，对不起 All right, I'm sorry.
这是水管工人拉尔埃利 There's another one. San Francisco plumber: Elliot, Ralph.
他的尸体在排水沟被发现 Disappeared four months ago.
The body was found in a sewer.
所以说不要太尽力工作 Guy takes his job too seriously, life goes down the drain.
那里有提到他的太太吗？ Did they mention his wife?
I know that we're talking about real people here, so I'm sorry.
我知道他是真人，对不起
-我是认真的？有提到吗？ -对不起，我不该说笑 Seriously, did they mention the wife?
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to joke about other people's lives.
-不，我真的… -是了，我的人品不好 I'm serious. Did they mention--?
You win, okay? I'm a bad person.
-别这样 -他在说我差劲极了 -Take it easy. -No, he's saying I'm a shit.
Did they mention the wife?
-有提到她的妻子吗？ -没有提到他的太太 Did they mention the wife!
No! They didn't mention the wife! You happy?
好了吗？我没有同情心
Yes, I'm insensitive! I'm a very insensitive man!
大家来看我这个没同情心的人 Stop! Look at the insensitive man! That's why they pay you!
他原本是会载我回家的 He was my ride home.
是 Understood.
你为什么这么急着见我？ Why did you have to see me so urgently?
-你不能去我家吗？ -这里比较安全 You couldn't come to my place?
It's just safer here.
What? Charlie.
对不起，我真的觉得你很好 I'm sorry.
I think you're a terrific woman.
但是我觉得我们不该再在一起 I just don't think we should see each other.
为什么？我要听真正的原因 Why? And tell me the truth.
我怕你会杀…离开我？ I'm afraid that you're gonna k-- Leave me.
什么杀离你？ I'm gonna cleave you?
不，是离开我 -What does that mean? -No, leave me.
That you'll reject me.
-所以我先提出来 -你这是要和我分手吗？ So I just thought I'd do a preemptive strike.
So you're rejecting me?
我从来都不想伤害你 I didn't mean to hurt you.
I never wanted to hurt you.
你没有，我们只是刚开始 Don't worry, you haven't.
At least you left early on.
只有这事吗？ So that's it, then?
那么我回去工作了 Because I gotta get back to work.
女人 Woman Woe man
大家 Whoa man
我们相爱，并不仅仅是性爱 她是X太太吗？ We had love not just sex ls she Mrs. X?
而我要逃命 I had to run for my life
简，别让这恼人的东西缠着我 Jane, get me off of this crazy thing
这叫爱情的东西 Called love
Hello!
Not that it matters, but I thought you'd like to know...
我有事要告诉你
-他们抓到杀拉尔埃利的凶手 -其他的人呢？ ...somebody admitted murdering Ralph.
What about the others?
她只承认杀了一个人，再见 She just confessed to the one.
Anyway, crime to stop. Gotta go. Catch you later.
哈丽雅，我要和你谈谈 -It's me, Charlie. -Go away.
I gotta talk to you. I made a big mistake. I'm an idiot.
我真笨，我会去看心理医生
I'll go into therapy, okay?
I'll go twice a week. I don't know if insurance will cover it, but....
我不知道保险是否有包括这样
-你想说什么？ -你好，查利 What is it?
Hi, Charlie.
-我不想失去你 -是你提出分手的 I don't want to lose you.
You didn't. You rejected me.
我收回那句话 Okay, I'm un-rejecting you.
你会再这样做 You'll do it again, Charlie. You'll do it again.
不，我不会 No, I'm not gonna do it again.
我们进展顺利，我感到害怕 Look, I got scared, okay?
Things were going really good and then I just got scared.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
但是你破坏了一切 But you blew it, Charlie. You blew it.
哈丽雅 哈丽雅 Harriet, Harriet
铁石心肠的羊杂烩贩子 Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis
美丽而有烦恼的 Beautiful, bemus閐
好争吵的肉贩 Bellicose butcher
不轻易相信人的 Untrusting
不体谅别人的 Unknowing
不爱惜别人的 Unlov閐
他面对晚空尖叫着想你回来 He wants you back He screams into the night air
像消防员对着没着火的窗户 Like a fireman going to a window That has no fire
只是没有那股热情 Except the passion of his heart
我很寂寞 I am lonely
这真的很难受 It's really hard
这首诗接不下去了 This poem sucks
对不起，我对你不信任 I'm sorry I didn't trust you.
哈丽雅，有人找你 Harriet, somebody's downstairs to see you.
她很快会下去，谢谢你 She'll be down in a moment. And could you bring the car around?
Thank you so much. Bye-bye.
查利，来见见我的朋友 Charlie, come here. I want you to meet a friend.
-她是拉尔 -拉尔？她是拉尔？ This is Ralph.
Ralph? Ralph? This is Ralph?
她是拉尔 This is Ralph?
-拉尔，他是查利 -很高兴认识你 This is Charlie.
-Great to meet you. -No, it's great to meet you.
我也是，我很喜欢你 Yes, I love you so much.
Oh, God!
查利…
-我完全赤裸了吧？ -对 I'm naked, aren't l?
Yes. Yes, you are naked.
我没穿衣服 I was just naked then. Very nude.
-认识你真好，打电话给我 -我会 Nice to meet you and call me?
I will.
结婚周年快乐 结婚周年快乐
快乐，快乐，快乐 结婚周年快乐
闭嘴 Shut it!
我们来为我的太太梅儿… I'd like to propose a toast.
干杯 To my wife, May.
三十年前的今天我们结婚了 Thirty years ago today, May and I were married.
你们有些人当时是在场的 有些人没出生，有些人死了 Some of you were there. Some weren't born.
And some of you are now dead!
我们从来没试过意见一致 But we both said, " I do," and we haven't agreed on a thing since.
That's true.
但是我很高兴我娶了你 But I'm glad I married you...
...because it could have been worse.
因为没有的话情况可能更糟
还有…我还爱你 And besides...
...l still love you.
谢谢 Thank you.
托尼，你想跳舞吗？ Tony, would you like to dance?
我们来跳舞吧 Let's dance.
那感觉一定很好… It must be a great feeling to have....
-你没事吧？ -不，哈丽雅… You okay?
No, I'm not.
嫁给我吧 Marry me.
不 No.
求求你 Please?
我们一起住不就好了吗？ Why not just live together?
We could live together first. Let's just live together.
我爱你，我觉得我们应该结婚 Because I love you. We should get married...
在接着的三十年一起生活 ...and spend the next 30 years of our life together.
你有我的孩子，我有你的孩子 I want you to have my children. And I want you to have your children.
这样说像是有很多孩子… That sounds like an awful lot of children, but....
但是我爱你，我需要你 I love you.
I need you.
我们结婚吧 Let's just get married. Okay?
哈丽雅…嫁给我 Harriet...
...be my wife.
大家听我说 All right, everyone, shut your cake hole!
我提议为我儿子查利干杯 I'd like to make a toast to my son, Charlie.
我希望你也有同样快乐的30年 Thanks for throwing this great party.
I hope you have the same great 30 years that we've had.
为查利干杯 To Charlie!
-好 -你答应了？ Yes.
You will?
我们结婚吧 Let's get married, Charlie.
如果你愿意娶这女子为妻- Now, Mr. MacKenzie, if you will take this woman to be your wife...
-和她同甘共苦，请说我愿意 ...through thick and thin, for better or for worse...
...please say " I do."
我愿意 I do.
如果你愿意嫁给这男子- Now, Harriet, if you will take this man through good times and bad...
-和他同甘共苦，请说我愿意 ...forever and ever as your husband, please say " I do."
我愿意 I do.
查利，亲吻新娘吧 Now, Charlie, kiss the beautiful bride.
我们走吧 Let's get pissed!
如果觉得我很性感 而且你想得到我的温柔
你只需要走向前来
如果你想得到我的温柔 并且觉得我很性感
只要前来让我知道
有个温柔的女孩 她正坐在芳草地上
让我们亲亲密密
如果想得到我的温柔 也觉得我性感，快让我知道
你独奏一会吧 Hang a solo!
有个乐手晕倒，他只是喝醉 We have a piper who's down. It's all right, he's just pissed.
有一个乐手晕倒… We have a piper down. I repeat, a piper is down.
-这派对真好玩 -对 This is such a great party.
-你的婚礼也很好 -对，她很好吧？ -It is. -The marriage was beautiful.
-It was. -It was great.
Yeah. She's great, isn't she?
她真是好极了 She's the best. She's incredible.
你终于找到合适的对象了 You've been such a chicken, and finally, you met the one.
你怎会认为她是谋杀犯的？ How could you think she was a killer?
只有你…
可使这世界一切美好
只有你…
查利，过来站在我身边 Come here, Charlie. Come stand by me, Charlie.
我们会去诗人角看看 Wait till you see this place. It's called Poets' Corner.
我们这种诗人从前常去那里 A lot of the Beat poets used to go there.
你今天很少说话 You're really quiet.
我只是在想东西 Oh, I'm just thinking.
Oh, okay. Well....
那不如由我代你说吧？ Why don't I do the talking for you, all right?
我是哈丽雅，你好吗？ Hi, my name is Harriet.
Hi, Harriet. How's it going? Good, good, I suppose.
我想好吧
查利，你所做的一切都妙极了 I think you're great, Charlie. Everything you do is art.
You're a sex machine. Get on the scene with the sex machine.
真的谢谢你 Thank you very much. You're the best husband I ever had--
你是我所有的丈夫中最好的
-你为什么这样说？ -那只是说笑 Why did you just say that?
It was a joke.
-你为什么这样说？ -我只是觉得这样说很有趣 Why did you say it?
I thought it might be funny.
我只是觉得你很好，怎么了？ Nothing, I just think you're a great person. That's all.
What?
-你是最好的 -别这样 -You're the best. -No, no, no! Watch out!
你查过拉尔埃利的案件吧 I hear you've been working the Ralph Elliot case.
-Yes, captain. -Don't "yes" me.
你别理这件事，这是谋杀案 This is strictly homicide.
I got a friend--
We all got these friends. I'm warning you.
我警告你，这是你处理不来的
Back off, ltalian boy. Keep away from this. It's too big.
等等，我知道自己在做什么的 Wait a minute.
Trust me. I know what I'm talking about. What's the news?
-有新消息吗？ -你想知道吗？ You want to hear news? Here's the news.
那个说自己杀了拉尔的女人 The lady that confessed to Elliot's murder has...
...confessed to other crimes.
I knew she would.
还说自己杀了林肯，她是疯的 To the murders of Abraham Lincoln...
...Warren G. Harding, and Julius Caesar. She's a nutcase.
Oh, my God! I gotta go.
我要出去
你若弄糟这事就要做交通警察 Screw this up, and you'll be writing parking tickets forever.
队长，我不会令你失望的 Captain, I won't let you down.
你这种态度度真好 Good for you. That was better.
-Yeah? -It was fantastic.
我觉得后面好像太过分了 -The beginning felt good. -It was great.
Too much in the end.
不，很好，但我要去救人 No, it was terrific.
-I need to save a life. -I'll work on it.
-我会再努力 -你已进步了不少，谢谢 Work on it, it was terrific.
It was a big improvement.
Thanks.
诗人角
她就是拉尔埃利的太太 That is Ralph Elliot's wife.
Of course her hair was much shorter then.
我肯定她就是卡波太太 She's gained weight since then...
...but it's definitely her.
对，就是她，他真的很爱她 Yeah, that's her. He was really in love with her...
她很幽默、很聪明 ...but I tell you, she was fun, and smart. Doll-face too.
谢谢 Thank you very much.
这里真好 This is really cool.
Hi.
请你们好好的享受蜜月假期 Mr. and Mrs. MacKenzie, enjoy your honeymoon.
When you leave, it'll be far too soon.
That's great.
晚餐在九时开始 Four nights. Your dinner reservations are at 9:00.
风暴时会停电 你们要拿蜡烛 Sounds great.
Put candles by the bed. With a storm, we lose power.
That's cool. Did you hear that? A storm.
风暴，我们会紧抱在一起… A storm. We'll be snugly inside and....
你没事吧？ You okay?
我有点头痛 I have a headache. Excuse me, do you have a drugstore?
你们有药房吗？我想买药
-I need aspirin. -Up the stairs, Mrs. MacKenzie.
在上面，那里什么都有
你留下来 Don't move.
你认为她真的是头痛吗？ -You think she has a headache? -What?
Nothing. Here's your key. The Robbie Burns room.
你们的钥匙
Oh, thanks. Thank you.
-风暴使电话打不通 -继续试 -The circuits are down. -Keep on trying.
告诉队长我要租用飞机 Tell the chief I chartered a plane.
你若弄糟这事，我不会放过你 -Hey, paisan! -What?
Screw up, I'll kick your spaghetti butt back to Milan.
-我很忙 -我讲得不清楚吗？ Not now. Not now.
-Too many ethnic slurs? -It's not paisan, it's paisan.
Hey! Paisan.
要多久才能到那里？ How long is it gonna take us to get there?
不用很久 It shouldn't take very long.
其实我没留意过 Actually, I have no concept of time.
-这会有危险吗？ -不 Jesus, is this dangerous?
No. Well, there's chance in everything.
当然什么事都可能发生
-你之前飞过这路线吗？ -我常常飞 You've done this before, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah. I do this all the time.
但是从没在晚上试过 I've never done it at night.
麦肯先生、太太，欢迎 Mr. and Mrs. MacKenzie, glad to see you.
请跟我来 Follow me.
你怎么知道是这边？ How do you know where you're going?
仪器说的 Instruments. Instruments.
Oh, yeah? Yeah? What's that?
-这是什么？ -是飞行水平仪 That's the artificial horizon, which is better than the actual horizon.
比看地平线好
我想去洗手 You know, I'm gonna wash my hands. All right? I love you.
我爱你
Good evening.
-你在做什么？醒来！ -我在做着好梦 Wake up!
Oh, man, I was having an amazing dream.
这个我可不理，快降落 I don't care about your dream! Land the plane!
我刚出生，早了八个月出生 I was just born, and I was eight-and-a-half months premature.
医生行为反常 我没告诉过你这是个梦吗？ -The doctors were freaking out. -Shut up.
Did I already tell you this dream?
请大家听我宣布 Can I have your attention? I have a few announcements.
莱文先生、太太庆祝结婚纪念 Celebrating their 25th anniversary tonight...
...Mr. and Mrs. Seymour Levenstein.
How about a hand for them?
Thank you, thank you.
二十王年前他们在这里度蜜月 Twenty-five years ago, they were here.
而麦肯先生、太太正在度蜜月 Speaking of new couples, Charlie and Harriet MacKenzie.
-They look great. -There's a phone call for you.
有电话找你，那人说有急事
It is quite urgent.
Oh, thank you. Sorry. Hello.
你好
-查利，你没事吧？ -非常好 -Charlie, you okay? -Couldn't be better.
听我说，哈丽雅就是X太太 Charlie, listen to me. Harriet is Mrs. X.
她杀了拉尔和其他人 She killed those men. I got a picture.
我已拿照片查过了，就是她 It's her, Charlie. She's the murderer.
我已找了警察，但是道路不通 I called the police. It'll take a while.
Just stay where you are.
-查利？ -你等我一会 Charlie?
Hold on one second. What should I do?
-我该怎么做？ -到时你就知道了 When the time comes, you'll know.
Thanks, thank you.
你还在吗？ Hello, hello, hello?!
查利 Charlie? Charlie?!
-怎么了？ -电话突然断线了 -Hello! -What happened?
The phone died! I was talking, and it died.
这情况是经常出现的 It's common. It will be out until tomorrow.
-发生什么事？ -没事，只是电话断线了 What happened?
Nothing. The phone lines went dead.
我们会为你们献上“只有你” We wish a long and beautiful life.
We want to play The Platters, "Only You."
你还不能走，要先跳舞 You can't go. You have to wait for the wedding dance.
我们这里有很多新婚传统的 We got a lot of traditions here.
Stop! Excuse me. I'm with the San Francisco Police Department.
旧金山警察，我要征用你的车
I need to commandeer this vehicle.
-不 -什么“不”？ No.
What do you mean, " No"?
你无权征用我的车 I know you don't have the right to commandeer my vehicle.
再说一次 可以征用你的车吗？ Please, can I commandeer this vehicle?
-不 -你真的不愿意吗？ No.
You're not gonna bend on this thing, are you?
不 No.
-Please. -Go ahead.
No, I don't want to. Charlie.
你要帮我，我娶了一个… Help me! I've married a...
非常好的人，我很爱她 ...wonderful person who I love and adore. Who I want--
够了，他们还有更重要的事 They've had enough of this crowd.
They have better things to do.
要他们坐在蜜月椅子上 Let's put them in the honeymoon chair.
-我们也曾试过 -这是很有趣的 -We did it on our honeymoon. -It's just fun.
No, I haven't had my dessert yet.
到房间去！ 到房间去！ To the room! To the room!
晚安，两位 Have a good night.
-留下来喝一杯 -不，我不想打扰你们 Stay for a nightcap?
No. You two want to be alone.
-不，留下来喝一杯吧 -不用了 No, really. Stay for a nightcap.
I really shouldn't.
留下来喝一杯 Stay for a nightcap!
查利… Charlie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
我有事要和你说
Harriet, l, l....
查利… Charlie, I've been married before.
-我曾经结过婚 -我知道
-Harriet, I already know that. -You know about my husbands?
-你知道我丈夫的事了吗？ -知道了
Yes.
-你别过来 -你在做什么？ -Stay away from me! -What are you doing?
你不了解整件事，把斧头给我 Come on. Stay away from me.
You don't understand. Give me the axe!
别走 -Don't go! -Get off me!
-别走，查利 -你别过来 -Charlie! Don't go! -Get off!
-你别再那样做好吗？ -你不喜欢吗？ Would you mind not doing that?
This bothers you?
不，我喜欢极了 No, it's one of my favourite things.
不要，别走，查利 Don't go! Charlie! Charlie!
有人吗？ Hello? Hello?!
哈丽雅，婚姻的责任太大了 " Dear Harriet. I just can't handle the commitment.
再见，查利，这不是我写的 It's too hard. I'm leaving you.
Love, Charlie"? I didn't write this.
-什么？是罗丝 -查利，发生什么事？ What the fuck?!
Rose!
What's happening?! Charlie, open the door!
-罗丝要杀我 -闭嘴，那是我写的 -Rose tried to kill me. -What?
Shut up! I wrote this note!
字条放下后你就不该再出现 You're not to be here when...
...this note has been placed on the desk!
你们把她带走，我受够了 Do you understand me? You took her away from me, Charlie.
Like all the rest.
I have had it!
我要你…死 You are going to die.
可等等我吗？我或会抓人 Would you mind waiting?
I may need you to help if I make an arrest.
因此我要车到最近的警局 I'll need a ride--
Shucks. Thank you.
罗丝，你在做什么？ What are you doing?! Charlie, be careful.
查利，小心
快逃，查利 Run, Charlie!
住手，罗丝 Stop it! Stop this, Rose! Help!
救命… Somebody! Help!
查利！ Charlie!
Is that you? Help! Hurry.
救命，快！
快点，我在这里 Hurry! I'm in here! Who is it?!
谁？是查利吗？ Help! Who's there?! Charlie?!
我在这里，快开门 I'm in the closet. Come here. Tony! Open the closet.
查利？ Charlie!
你做什么？我们要到屋顶去 Where are you going?
We gotta go on the roof. Charlie and Rose are on the roof.
-查利在屋顶 -闭嘴 Charlie's on the roof!
-What're you doing? -Shut up!
让我来重复 Let's just take this down a notch.
罗丝杀了他们并留下那种字条 What you're saying is that Rose killed your husbands...
...forged notes to make you think they left?
对，这是他们的声音，在屋顶 Yes. Listen, that's them up on the roof. Listen!
-听！ -你还是不明白吗？
You don't get it, do you?
你要么在这里说，要么回去说 We can talk here, or we can talk about it downtown.
查利！
-查利！ -哈丽雅！
-查利，我来了 -你要支持住！ -Charlie, I'm coming up! -Hang on!
查利 Charlie.
查利，小心！ Charlie, be careful!
罗丝，查利，支持住！ Rose!
旧金山警察，我抓到了你！ San Francisco police!
我抓到她了 I got her, Charlie. I got her!
好了，我们进去 Don't let me fall!
Oh, sorry.
罗丝，牢中的小鸟 rose, jailbird
在笼中快乐地生活 不再发怒 Happy in her cage No longer full of rage
她在休息着 She roosts
哈丽雅，甜美的哈丽雅 Harriet, sweet Harriet
你不理我，因害怕我会离开你 You acted cuckoo
'Cause you thought I would leave you Sweet bird
美丽的小鸟
哈丽雅，甜美的哈丽雅 Harriet, sweet Harriet
体谅别人的 So knowing, so trusting
相信别人的
爱惜别人的 So lov閐
哈丽雅，甜美的哈丽雅 Harriet, sweet Harriet
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