欢乐 一家亲
第八季 第十九集
Roz 好啊 Hello, Roz.
我说 好啊 Roz I say, hello, Roz.
抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
没事 没想打扰你看东西来着 Oh, don't be. I didn't mean to disturb your reading.
实际上我在弄一个调查 Actually, I'm doing a little research.
我明天和出版商会面 Um, I have a meeting with a publisher tomorrow.
我想写本儿童读物 I'm thinking of writing my own children's book.
- 真的 - 嗯 - Really? - Yeah.
是我小时候我妈编的一个故事 It's a story my mom made up for me when I was a little kid.
我现在老给Alice讲 I tell it to Alice all the time now.
我想要是能出版的话一定很棒 I thought it'd be such a kick if I could get it published.
挺好的啊 Roz Good for you, Roz.
你知道的 我自己也涉猎青少年小说的 You know, I've dabbled in juvenile fiction myself.
嗯 在我和Niles还小的时候 Yes, Niles and I, when we were boys,
一起写了一本以我们为英雄主角的书 wrote a series of stories together in which we were the heroes.
是<哈迪男孩><少女妙探>的延续 Along the lines of The Hardy Boys/a Nancy Drew.
两者皆为虚构的青少年侦探人物
叫<少男妙探> The Nancy Boys?
不是 No.
叫 Called The Crane Boys Mysteries.
两个勇敢的小伙子 They were two plucky lads
有着敏锐的心理洞察力 who used their keen psychological insight
解决着由警探老爸带回家的犯罪问题 to solve crimes brought home by their detective father.
- 写了多少个故事 - 34个 - How many of these did you write? - Thirty-four.
有"独耳猴谜团" Yes, there was "The Mystery of the One-Eared Monkey,"
"各就各位 预备 死亡" "On Your Mark, Get Set, Die,"
原句为"On Your Mark, Get Set, Go" 是田径赛跑时发令员喊的口令
还有个故事是我们父亲遭到绑架 and there was one where our father was kidnapped
唯一的线索是一个凹陷的百龄坛威士忌饮料罐 and the only clue was a dented Ballantine can.
- "六罐装疑云" - 漂亮 - "The Suspicious Six-Pack." - Excellent.
- 来 Niles 拉椅子坐下 - 好吧 - Please, Niles, pull up a chair. - All right, I will.
不过我不能多呆 外带拿铁 谢谢 I can't stay long though. Uh, latte to go, please.
我要去矿泉疗养地把Daphne接回来 I'm on my way to the spa to pick up Daphne.
话说 Oh, that reminds me,
我今晚应该几点去公寓 what time should I be at the apartment tonight?
我看看 过去要一个小时 Oh, well, let's see. It's an hour's trip to the spa
两小时的毕业典礼 and there's a two-hour graduation ceremony,
最后把自己肥胖时期的裤子扔上天 at the end of which they all throw their fat pants into the air.
- 7点吧 - 好的 没问题 到时见 - I'd say 7 o'clock. - Okay, great. I'll see you there.
- 好的 - Roz再见了 - Yes. - Bye, Roz.
说到Daphne Now, speaking of Daphne,
这周五能给她放个假吗 I was hoping you could spare her this Friday.
我想带她来个短途旅行 I'm planning to take her on a little getaway weekend,
我想能把我们的关系推到新的阶段 where I think we may be taking our relationship to the next level.
老天 Niles 你是要求婚了吗 Oh, my God, Niles, you're going to propose?
没到那个阶段 往前一个 No, not that level. The level before that.
让她搬到你家去 You're gonna ask her to move in with you?
再往前一个 One more level before that.
- 可你们已经约会了啊 - 你往前两个阶段了 - Well, you're already dating. - No, that's two levels.
我的老天爷啊 你就直说吧 Oh, for heaven's sake, just tell me.
这个吧 就是 我俩要圆房了 Well, you know, we're going to consummate our relationship.
啥 What?
天 我 这其实不关我的事 Well, uh... Gosh, I... It's none of my business.
不过我以为你们早就到那个阶段了 I just thought you'd already reached that level.
为什么这么想 What made you think that?
呃 不知道 大家都这么觉得的 Ooh, I don't know. I guess everybody just assumed.
- 大家是谁 - 没谁 - Who's everybody? - Nobody.
但是Niles 你们一起出去过过夜 对吧 But, Niles, you have been on overnight trips together, haven't you?
是 但就是纯洁地过个夜 Well, yes, but they were all perfectly chaste.
哦 Oh.
Daphne想等到时机成熟 Daphne wanted to wait until the time was right.
现在吧 我们是 And, well, we've just both been
小别胜新婚 missing each other so much these last few weeks,
时机正好 I think the time is upon us.
- 我为你高兴 Niles - 谢谢 - Oh, I'm happy for you, Niles. - Thank you.
天 没人会相信你们没睡过的 Gosh, nobody's gonna believe you two haven't slept together.
- 没人指谁 - 没谁 - Who's nobody? - Nobody.
- 我爱你 Niles - 我也爱你 - I love you, Niles. - I love you too.
嘿 我给你带了点东西 Oh, hey, I got you something.
给 Here.
Niles 你真贴心 Oh, Niles, it's lovely.
不过我有件类似的了 But I already have a dress like this.
我知道 就是这件 I know. That's it.
五年前我们一起跳探戈时你穿的就是这件 That's the dress you wore five years ago when we danced the tango.
- 我不太懂你的意思 - 为了周末准备的 - I don't understand. - It's for this weekend.
不过这次 不会再心碎 Only this time, instead of ending in heartache,
此夜将以胜利告终 the evening can end in triumph.
真浪漫 但我不确定我能穿上这衣服 That's very romantic, but I'm not sure I can fit into it.
现在肯定不行 Not yet anyway.
瞎说 你和之前一样苗条 Oh, nonsense. You're as svelte as you ever were.
嘴真甜 You're sweet.
当我走出疗养地时 And it was cute when I came out of the spa
你假装没看到我还挺幽默的 and you pretended you couldn't see me.
谁说话呢 谁在我车里 Who said that? Who's in my car?
你这么努力 这么坚持 Well, you've worked so hard and you stuck with it.
我希望你知道我多为你骄傲 I want you to know how proud I am.
说实话 我也挺为自己骄傲的 Actually, I'm proud of myself.
那里的心理医生都夸我意志力强 The staff therapist even complimented me on my willpower.
所以你还是看了心理医生 Oh, so you did see a therapist?
嗯 治疗的一部分 Yeah, it's all part of the programme
帮助自己认清暴饮暴食的原因 to help you figure out the cause of your overeating.
嗯 要我说这就是升华的典型案例 Well, if you ask me, it's a classic case of sublimation,
用食欲来代偿性欲 using food as a substitute for sex.
我建议你看一位医生 I recommend you see a certain doctor
我了解他 肯定能帮你 I know very well, he can help you.
好吧 但Gloria不是这么认为的 Yeah. That's not what Gloria thinks.
- Gloria - 就是心理医生 - Heh. Gloria? - The therapist.
哦 Oh.
我的病人都叫我Crane医生 但是随意吧 My patients call me Dr. Crane, but, uh, whatever.
所以 Gloria怎么认为的 So, uh, what does Gloria think?
她觉得我是为了增加 She thinks I may have gained the weight as a way
我们之间的距离才长胖的 to create distance between us.
哦 Oh. Hmm...
呃 你为什么想这样呢 And, uh, why would you wanna do that?
我们刚在一起的时候 Well, when you and I first came together,
说好要相互了解 we decided to wait and get to know each other
再谈床说爱 before bringing the relationship into the bedroom.
慢慢地 你告诉我 Then as time went on, you told me all these stories
七年来一直渴望得到我 about how you'd pined for me for seven years,
我是你可望不可得的梦 how I'd been your unobtainable dream.
有谁能达到这种标准呢 How could anybody live up to that?
Gloria觉得我是害怕让你失望 See, Gloria thinks I was terrified of letting you down,
害怕自己不完美 所以我就吃 of not being perfect, so I ate.
然后吃 一直吃 And I ate. And apparently ate.
Daphne 你怎么会让我失望呢 Daphne, you couldn't possibly let me down.
至于体重 根本不重要 And as for the weight, it didn't matter.
我都没注意到 I never noticed.
这就是另一件事了 我重了55斤 That's another thing. I gained 60 pounds.
你连这都看不出来不觉得奇怪吗 Don't you think it's strange you couldn't see it?
一点都不奇怪 我爱你 No, it's not strange. I love you.
我也爱你 And I love you too.
你知道Gloria怎么说吗 You know what Gloria says?
不知道 No.
她说你看不到那些多出来的肉 She says you couldn't see the extra weight
因为你只看得到 because you're only seeing the perfect me
七年来在你脑海中完美的我 you've carried around in your head for seven years.
她管这个叫"爱的滤镜" She calls it "looking through love goggles."
好吧 我们是不是应该给她打个电话 Alrighty, let's get her on the phone, shall we?
Niles 别这样 我不是想让你沮丧的 Niles, don't. I'm not trying to upset you.
我只是跟你说我们治疗的内容 I'm just telling you what we discussed in therapy.
我懂 我懂 I understand, I understand.
我知道你很期待这周末 And I know how much you've looked forward to this weekend,
可我觉得我需要点时间来理清这些 but until I sort this out, I may need a little more time before I'm...
明白 不用多说了 Absolutely. Say no more.
轻轻松松推迟周末就是了 We can easily postpone the weekend.
话说回来 要是我的理论正确 Of course, if my theory is correct
而你确实将性欲转为食欲 and you are eating as a substitute for sex,
那你可就危险了 then you're taking a terrible risk.
我知道了 I know, huh?
我爱你 Niles I love you, Niles.
我也爱你 I love you too.
当然了 Eddie要拿百分之十的版税
Roz 我觉得吧 如果你想写儿童书 Roz, you know, if you really wanna do a kid's book,
你应该写写Eddie you ought to write one about Eddie.
我会买关于Eddie的书的 I'd buy one about Eddie.
谢谢 不过我已经有想法了 Thanks, but I already have an idea.
再说 如果我写狗的话 应该也会用自己家的 Besides, if I was gonna use a dog, I'd probably use my own.
那你是想哄狗开心啊还是想要畅销书呢 Well, you wanna make your dog happy or you wanna sell books?
我想 Eddie加入马戏团 Now, I was thinking, Eddie joins the circus.
画着小丑的妆和其他乱七八糟的 And he has all this clown makeup on and everything, you know.
变戏法之类的 And he juggles and stuff.
然后你可以让它发明个飞行器 And then you could do one where he invents this flying machine
还有那些稀奇古怪的冒险 and has all these wacky adventures.
这还真挺萌的 That's kind of cute.
可以和鹅一起飞舞 He could join a flock of geese
可以成为世界上第一只交通报道狗 or he could become the world's first dog traffic reporter.
Eddie不会做那种事的 Eddie would never do that.
你一点都不了解它 是不是 You really don't get Eddie, do you?
- 嘿 看看谁回家了 - 嘿 - Hey, look who's home. - Hey.
- 都是为我准备的吗 - Daphne 我们好想你 - Is this all for me? - Oh, Daphne. God, we missed you.
- 你看起来很好 Daphne - 谢谢你 Roz - You look great, Daphne. - Thank you, Roz.
好 简直不能更棒 Great? You look fantastic.
不知道他们对你做了什么 简直天差地别 I don't know what they did to you there, but what a difference.
是 我那时候挺大只的 是吧 Yes, I was getting pretty big, wasn't I?
大 你简直就是个巨人 Big? You were ginormous.
老爸 Dad.
- 我在说她看起来很好 - 知道 知道 - I'm just telling her how good she looks. - Yes, yes.
- 抱一个 老伙计 - 你看起来真不错 Daphne - Come here, old man. - You really do look lovely, Daphne.
谢谢你 Crane医生 Oh, thank you, Dr. Crane.
不过我还是得注意自己的饮食 But I still have to be careful what I eat.
当然 Oh yes, yes, of course.
说到这 我在冰箱里为你准备了点小惊喜 And to that end, actually, I have a little surprise for you in the refrigerator.
不用这么客气吧 You didn't have to do that.
不是什么低卡晚餐吧 It's not some of those low-cal dinners, is it?
看看就知道了 Just go look.
太魔性了 That's hysterical.
这叫冰箱猪 一个塑料小猪 It's called the Refrigerator Pig. It's a little plastic pig.
肚子上有个录音机 He's got a recording in his belly.
每回开冰箱门的时候 Every time you open the refrigerator door,
都会听见它的责骂声 you'll hear his scolding squeal.
Daphne 跟我们说说疗养院吧 So, Daphne, tell us about the spa.
嗯 受了很多累 Well, it was lots of hard work.
每天早上都要爬山 和私教上课 We had hikes every morning and sessions with a personal trainer.
还有个超赞的心理医生 你们会喜欢这个的 And a wonderful therapist. You are gonna love this.
是 确实团队里有个职业心理医生 Yes, there was a professional therapist on staff.
名叫"Gloria" Named "Gloria."
帮我挖掘问题的根在哪里 Who helped me dig down to the root of my problems.
Gloria用铲子可利落了呢 Gloria's very handy with a shovel.
那她一定很厉害 看你现在 Well, she must have been very good. I mean, obviously, look at you.
嗯 Gloria也感同身受 Yes. Gloria's very empathetic,
因为她有过同样的体重问题 because she had a similar weight problem.
但没人可以帮她 Only she didn't have anyone to help her deal with it.
多年来必须独自与之抗衡 She had to battle it alone for years.
没个男朋友可以怪罪一下吗 She didn't have a boyfriend she could blame?
你想说什么 Is there something you want to say to me?
没什么 No.
我可有的说 我想请大家举杯 Well, I've got something to say. I would like to propose a toast.
我很幸运在疗养院有Gloria帮助我 I was very lucky to have someone like Gloria at the spa.
是啊 每次都得去美发店 Yes. You usually have to go all the way to a hair salon
才能听到那种见解 for that kind of insight.
- 来 给我 - 嗯 - Here, I'll take that. - Yes, uh...
Daphne 重要的是 Well, uh, Daphne, the important thing is that...
你已经好多了 is that you're...you're feeling better
而且回到了你归属的家 and that you're back home where you belong.
- 是的 - 我还是喝杯水吧 - Right. - I better make mine water.
香槟都是糖啊 Champagne is pure sugar, you know.
Niles 你抽什么疯呢 Niles, what the hell is wrong with you?
Frasier 你不知道那女人 Oh, Frasier, you would not believe the hack psychobabble
都给Daphne灌输了什么蹩脚的心灵鸡汤 this woman has filled Daphne's head with.
就算是那样 你也没必要表现得像个混蛋吧 Well, even if that's true, that's no reason to act like an ass.
现在你好好表现 对Daphne礼貌点 Now, you just shape up and treat Daphne with respect.
你那个猪挺会骂人 可惜不经打啊 Apparently that pig of yours can dish it out, but he can't take it.
- 来一起喝一杯吧 - 好主意 - So how about that toast? - Oh, good idea.
嗯 敬Daphne Right, uh...To Daphne.
你的温暖和品格让这里成为一个家 Your warmth and spirit have helped make this place a home.
能看到你的影响有千丝万缕 Your influence can be seen in a thousand different ways.
当然 除非是戴着爱的滤镜看的 Unless, of course, one's wearing his love goggles.
够了 Niles 我觉得你该走了 That's it. Niles, I think you should go.
- 什么 - 我想让你现在就离开 - What? - I want you to leave right now.
冰箱猪真是个好主意 Nice call on the Refrigerator Pig.
所以你觉得我没有细菌恐惧症 So you don't think I have a germ phobia?
一点没有 只不过是正常的个人卫生习惯 Not at all. Just a healthy sense of personal hygiene.
这个号码的主人是给我清理电话的 Here is the number of the man who cleans my telephones.
给 西雅图最好的伙计了 保重 There you go. The best in Seattle. Now, you take care.
别碰 别碰 好了 No, don't touch, don't touch. There you go.
Frasier 你做什么来了 Frasier. Uh, what are you doing here?
我来看看你昨晚之后怎么样 Oh, I just wanted to see how you were doing after last night.
Daphne跟我念叨了下情况 Daphne caught me up on what's been going on.
好极了 Oh, wonderful.
她是要和除我之外的所有心理医生都聊聊吗 So she's talking to every therapist under the sun but me.
她说她尝试过和你谈谈 She said she tried to talk to you.
不 她尝试着责怪我 No, she tried to blame me.
玩偶听主人Gloria的 According to her puppet master, Gloria,
Daphne觉得暴食是 Daphne overate because she was afraid
害怕无法达到我的期望 she couldn't live up to my image of her.
也有可能 Well, there may be something to that.
她确实有七年的幻想要填啊 She does have seven years of fantasy to live up to.
什么幻想 What fantasy?
我看的就是Daphne实际的样子 I have a very realistic picture of Daphne.
我爱的是她这个人 一开始就是 I love her for who she is. I have since the very beginning.
好吧 你们到底是怎么开始的来着 All right, when exactly was the very beginning for the two of you anyway?
不记得了吗 你介绍我们认识的 Well, don't you remember? You introduced us.
Daphne 这是我弟弟 Niles Daphne, this is my brother, Niles.
S1E03 "Dinner at Eight"
- 你就是Daphne - 怎么了 是我啊 - You're Daphne? - Why, yes, I am.
Frasier跟我说雇了英国女人的时候 Well, when Frasier told me he'd hired an Englishwoman,
我想象的是一个更 不是这么 I pictured someone a little more... Not quite so...
你就是Daphne You're Daphne?
- 又说对了 很高兴见到你 - 看看你 Niles - Right again. It's nice to meet you. - Look at you, Niles.
这女人根本还是陌生人 The woman's a stranger to you
而你已经准备好献出自己的心了 and yet you're ready to hand her your heart.
我是有点神魂颠倒了 你想说什么 Well, I may have been a tad smitten. What's your point?
我想说 Niles 注意听 My point is... Niles, pay attention.
我想说 你所谓对Daphne的现实认知 My point is, your so-called realistic picture of Daphne
从一开始就被她对你的强烈吸引所遮蔽了 has been clouded from the start by your intense attraction to her.
好吧 我可能最开始是有点迷恋 All right. Perhaps at the beginning I was blinded by infatuation.
但这么多年了 我了解她的一切 But over the years, I've learned everything about her.
而我的爱只增不减 And my love has only deepened.
我知道她富有同情心和爱心 I've learned that she's caring and compassionate.
有时会耍小性子 And she can be moody sometimes.
吃薄饼喜欢配果冻而不是糖浆 She likes jelly on her pancakes instead of syrup.
她的笑 如音乐一般 Her laugh, it's like music.
而且这姑娘能跳舞 Oh, and that girl can dance.
你如此美丽 有如女神下凡 You're beautiful. You're a goddess.
S3E13 "Moon Dance"
哦 我不想让此刻终止 Oh, I don't ever want this moment to end.
那我们就不要停下 Then let's not let it.
这是我最喜欢的记忆之一 This is one of my favourite memories.
看 我想让她周末穿的就是这条裙子 See, that's the dress I wanted her to wear this weekend.
是不是美极了 Isn't she spectacular?
确实 Indeed she is.
简直完美 等会 看这个 看 She's perfect. Oh, wait, look at this. Watch.
我经常来看看 I come here often.
我想你的一部分可能就没离开过 I suspect a part of you has never left.
这怪我吗 看看我们 Can you blame me? Look at us.
天造地设的一对 舞步完美同步 We're magnificent together. We're moving in perfect sync.
又说了完美 There's that word perfect again.
我知道你想什么呢 I know what you're thinking.
这个夜晚完美不代表我在理想化Daphne Just because this evening was perfect doesn't mean I'm idealising Daphne.
你听见自己说什么了吗 你叫她女神 Niles, did you hear yourself out there? You called her a goddess.
还能建个更高的神坛吗 You can't build a higher pedestal than that.
谁能和这种印象相比较 Who could possibly compete with that sort of image?
这么说不公平 我很清楚这只是她的一面 That's not fair. I'm well aware that's just one side of her.
我也熟悉她普通的 居家的 日常的一面 I'm also acquainted with her ordinary, domestic, everyday side.
S5E20 "First Date"
*身和心 我爱着你* *Heart and soul I fell in love with you*
*身和心 唯傻瓜可以比拟* *Heart and soul The way a fool would do...*
- 得了 - 怎么 - Oh, please. - What?
连你的日常记忆都是理想化的 Even your everyday memories are idealised.
那只卡通知更鸟什么时候会落在她肩膀上啊 How long until the cartoon bluebird lands on her shoulder?
好吧 可能我对Daphne的记忆都是完美的 All right, so maybe my memories of Daphne are perfect.
但你就没想过也许Daphne本来就是完美的 Did it ever occur to you that perhaps Daphne just is perfect?
*因为你紧紧抱着我* *Because you held me tight*
*我紧抱着你 你正欢喜* *I held you tight. It serves you right*
*趁着夜晚 我偷吻你* *I stole a kiss in the night*
够了 我回家了 That's it. I'm going home.
等等 等等 怎么了 Wait, wait, wait. How come?
我没有什么好说的了 Nothing else to say.
Niles 我爱你 也爱Daphne Niles, I love you. And I love Daphne.
我只希望你们两个能解决这个事 I just hope the two of you can work this thing out together.
别 等等 别走 别走 No, wait, wait, wait. Don't go, don't go.
帮我理解下 Help me understand.
为什么每个人弄得好像我做错了什么 Why is everyone acting like I've done something wrong?
而我的罪名就是爱Daphne 我只是爱她而已啊 The only thing I am guilty of is loving Daphne, and that's all I've ever done.
是的 可你是怎么爱她的呢 从远处 Yes, yes. And how did you love her? From afar.
你从未和她相恋 你只是迷恋那时的她 You were never in love with her. You were in love at her.
现在你有机会可以感受她在实际恋爱中的样子 Now you've been given a chance to experience her in a real relationship,
但不知为何你在抵触 and yet for some reason you're resisting it.
不想看清真实的她 只想沉迷在幻想里 Rather than see her as she really is, you keep holding on to the fantasy.
不 不可能 No, that's not true.
Niles 这个女人胖了55斤 Niles, the woman gained 60 pounds.
这世界上除了你每个人都看得出来 And everybody in the world saw it but you.
而你所见的就只是身着红裙的完美女人 All you ever saw was a perfect woman in a red dress.
好吧 假设你是对的 纯粹的假设 Okay. If you're right, and that's a big if,
我为什么要这么做 why would I do that?
可能不止Daphne担心她不能比得上回忆 Maybe Daphne's not the only one who's afraid she won't measure up.
你也害怕 Maybe you're afraid too.
毕竟 如果证实她不是完美的 After all, if it turns out that she's not perfect,
那有可能事情根本成不了 then there's a chance things won't work out.
到时你就不只失去Daphne Then not only will you lose Daphne,
而且浪费人生的七年来追逐一个幻影 but you'll have wasted the last seven years of your life chasing an illusion.
Roz 你的到来简直是意外之喜啊 Oh, Roz, what a pleasant surprise.
开香槟吧 我刚把我的儿童书卖出去了 Break out the champagne. I just sold my children's book.
- 太棒了 - 祝贺你 Roz - Hey, that's great. - Oh, well, congratulations, Roz.
谢谢 这个年轻的编辑大概23岁 叫Scott Thanks. This young editor was like 23 years old. His name was Scott.
想着他可能只喜欢可动人偶和电子游戏 And I figured he'd just be into action figures and video games,
而我只有个简简单单的故事 没想到他喜欢 and there I was with this simple little story, but he loved it.
太棒了 恭喜 Great. Congratulations.
我为这种场合特意留了一瓶特供酒 I've been saving a special bottle for just such an occasion.
既然你过去了 就把我特供的罐子拿过来 While you're in there, get me my very special can.
我得和我妈说一声 她听到一定会震惊的 I've gotta call my mother. She is gonna get such a kick out of this.
妈 你还记得我小时候 Mom? Hey, do you remember that story
你给我讲的那个故事吗 that you used to tell me when I was a kid?
就是小女孩和爷爷的故事 You know, about the little girl and her grandfather?
嗯 我刚刚出版了这个故事 Yes, well, I just got it published.
什么 What?
你没跟我说过啊 Well, you never told me that.
好吧 当我没打过这个电话 Okay, fine. Just forget I called.
- 好了 你可以把那个放边上了 - 怎么了 - Well, you can put that away. - What happened?
我刚把<海蒂>这本书卖给了我的出版商 Apparently I just sold my publisher Heidi.
<海蒂>是1881年出版的瑞士作家Johanna Spyri写的儿童文学
我最好赶紧过去告诉他 I better get over there and let him know before he...
你好 嘿 Scott 我知道 刚听说 挺奇怪的哈 Hello. Oh, hey, Scott. I know, I just heard. Weird, huh?
- 跟他说说Eddie - 嘘 - Tell him about Eddie. - Shh.
实在抱歉 还拍了电影呢 I am so sorry. It was a movie too?
- 你好 - 你好 - Oh. Hi. - Hey.
Frasier好 老爸好 Hey, Frasier. Hi, Dad.
- 你好 Niles - 你好 Niles - Hi, Niles. - Hi, Niles.
- 你好 Daphne - 你好 - Hello, Daphne. - Hello.
老爸 我们去牛排餐厅吃晚饭怎么样 Dad, what do you say we head out for dinner over at the steakhouse?
- 牛排餐厅 真的 - 管它呢 - The steakhouse? Really? - What the hell.
就是最近血压有点飞涨 The blood's just been flying through my arteries lately.
- 给我一分钟整理下 - 好的 - Just give me a minute to get ready. - Right, right.
Daphne 我想为那晚道歉 Daphne, I want to apologise for the other night.
我那晚粗鲁无礼 而且还伤了你 I was rude and disrespectful, and I'm sorry I hurt you.
接受道歉了 Apology accepted.
- 来抱下 - 谢谢你 - Oh, come here. - Thank you.
我正好要做点饭吃 You know, I was just about to make myself some dinner.
- 一起吧 - 乐意之至 - Would you like to join me? - I would love that.
好的 Okay.
等会 Daphne 我还是不吃晚饭了 Actually, wait, Daphne. I'm gonna pass on dinner.
- 不费什么劲的 - 不 我知道 只是 - Oh, it's no trouble. - No, I know. It's just that...
我不是很喜欢你的料理 I don't really care for your cooking.
什么 What?
你不算是最好的厨师 Well, you're not the best cook in the world.
说实话 你根本不擅长做饭 In fact, you're not very good at cooking at all.
非常不擅长 Bad, bad cook.
他到底干嘛呢 What the hell is he doing?
我们走了 Well, we're off.
上帝保佑你 儿子 God bless you, son.
你还好吧 You okay?
你说了那么糟心的话 你觉得能好吗 How could I be after that horrible thing you just said to me?
抱歉 亲爱的 Oh, I'm sorry, darling.
我只是想告诉你我爱的是真实的你 I just wanna show you that I see you the way you really are.
然后那个我是个糟糕的厨师 你就想说这个 And who I am is a bad cook, is that what you're saying?
不不不 不是这样的 我以为你想让我这样 No, no, no, that's not fair. I thought this was what you wanted.
那这也很伤人啊 我也是有感情的好吧 Well, it still hurts. I have feelings, you know.
我以为你喜欢我的料理 I thought you loved my cooking.
你这个可以处理得更好一点嘛 Well, you certainly could've handled this better.
那我就不知道你想要什么了 Well... Then I don't know what you want.
我不会读心 而且你也不会 I can't read minds, you know. And by the way, neither can you.
你是说你不信我能通灵 Are you saying you don't think I'm psychic?
如果你以为我喜欢你做的饭那就不信 Not if you thought I loved your cooking.
抱歉这不是你吃的那些装模作样的东西 Well, I'm sorry it's not that hoity-toity crap you eat.
什么意思 你觉得我装腔作势吗 What does that mean? You think I'm pretentious?
如果我给虫子起个法国名字你都会吃了它 Ho. You'd eat a worm if I gave it a French name.
好 如果你是这么想的 Well, fine. If that's the way you feel,
那我还是自己吃晚饭的好 maybe I'll just have dinner by myself.
正好 也省得你还要忍我见鬼的厨艺 Well, good. It'll spare you the hell that's my cooking.
对不起 我太爱你了 I am so sorry. I love you so much.
我刚才说的都不是真心话 I didn't mean any of those things.
不 你说的是真心的 我也是 Oh, yes you did. And I did too.
你是靠着红酒和歌剧装模作样的势利鬼 You're a pretentious snob with your wine and your opera.
你就不能给歌剧个机会吗 Well, you never give opera a chance!
你太苛刻 You're too judgemental.
你有洁癖 And you're a clean freak.
我不喜欢你的独角兽收藏 Well... I hate your unicorn collection.
我讨厌你的衣橱比我的大 And I hate that your closet is bigger than mine.
呃 你太高了 Well... you're too tall.
- 你太矮了 - 呃 - You're too short. - Well...
哦 Daphne Oh, Daphne.
哦 Niles Oh, Niles.
你在这啊 Niles 来杯拿铁 谢谢 There you are, Niles. May I have a latte, please?
你和Daphne怎么样了 So how are things with you and Daphne, hmm?
哦 谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
Niles 没事吧 Niles, is everything okay?
你知道最棒的是什么吗 Frasier You know the best part, Frasier?
那个和我想象的一点都不一样 It wasn't at all like I imagined it.