So it was break time at school and me and my friends, we were just like chatting.
You know girls chat. My friend Java, just walks to us.
She just says "Oh my God! Girls, girls, check this cool app, it's an online dating app!" She was like "Oh my god!
We can find boyfriends!" and I just told Java, "Oh my God, Java,
It says here 18 plus, not 13 plus!" She's like, "Whatever!
Who cares?
We can also date some hot, grown up guys!"
And I was like, "Oh my God. That's so gross! You can do whatever you want."
And she was like, "This is our chance to be awesome, cool girls!
Did you know that if you date guys, who are like bigger than you, it's awesome!"
I just kept thinking and kept thinking and I was like, "Oh my god. Maybe this is my chance
We can be the popular crew at the school!" and I was like, "Okay, let's do this!"
So we just made a fake account
like of a girl named Rebecca.
We just took photos from the internet of a hot girl, and then we just waited like five days
And then there was lots of guys who wanted to date Rebecca, so we chose one, his name was Chris
He was really looking good, but he was like 18 years old.
And I really felt a little guilty doing this but, also a little comfortable, like awesome, like, "Oh my God
We're gonna be dating grown up guys, we're gonna be popular!" So my friend started talking to Chris
She's like, "Oh my God. Hi. My name is Rebecca!
How are you? I'm 18 years old and we can start dating!" So they just started talking and talking one day
Chris asked Java - who is Rebecca! - if they can go on a date and she was like,
"Uhhh... sure!"
And I was like, "What?! We are little kids! What is he gonna do
if he figures out that we are freaking little kids, okay!"
So Java's like, "Oh my god, you are totally right!" Java just texted Chris and she's like,
"I'm sorry, but I just can't come to the date tonight.
Because I'm really busy."
So the next day, the police were at Java's house, and I was like wondering, "What's going on?"
So I walked to Java's house, and she just said, "That Chris guy just started texting her like crazy!"
Texts messages like, "I will come for you if you don't go on a date with me!!"
And I was like, "Girl, we should have not did this!" I was just being honest with my mum and told her what we did.
She was like, "Oh my god! Grounded! Two months! No TV! No phone!
No iPad! No anything!" and I was like, "I deserve this."