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i got that dawg lightning in the bottle
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blip that's crazy son all it does is
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this
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i got it don't leave out man
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i just want ten dollars on this scratch
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off honey
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quit pulling my dick
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what come up in here lying to me
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i ain't buying it you pulling my dick
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first of all i ain't lying to you and
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second of all
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that's not the phrase come up in here
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piss on my dick tell me it's raining
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piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
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all right now you wanna piss
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and pull on my dick come on
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do you understand that you got all your
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wrongs uh no
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actually you got it wrong
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yeah i yeah see you ain't even got a
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dick to stand on it
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okay okay let me ask you a question
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what do you call those old plastic
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building blocks what you mean dickos
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name a famous comic strip detective leg
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tracy what's with the
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questions man do you know the name of a
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giant cartoon rooster
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foghorn dickhorn okay you done you done
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give it that
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all right yo you just got you got to
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leave now huh
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just cause i got a dick up on you
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i'm elected to marijuana
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this weed is mad tight y'all yeah man
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i'm
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super hot dog
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hey y'all let me ask you a question on
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the wheel
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yeah yeah dog yeah go ahead man
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hey man where'd my dookie go
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oh what
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my dookie where do we go
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it go down in the toilet you know that
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no man
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i ain't stupid where do we go after that
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come on man quit playing i don't know it
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goes to the sewer you know
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everybody go down there yeah everybody's
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dookie goes down to the sewer
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where my dookie go after that that
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washes out to the ocean
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i guess hold up hold up
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dolphins swim with my dookie i don't
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know
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man i mean i don't i really don't know
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we're in the ocean
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yep what happens to the dookie i'm just
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taking a stab
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like a wild guess all right that the
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dookie
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like probably go up in the air and like
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evaporates and then turns into the cloud
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or something
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a dookie cloud oh this
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everybody's toki mix up
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goes up into the cloud and then it rains
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down
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that's gangster i just can we stop
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talking about doogie right now
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i just thought of something yes what is
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it what is it levi the pieces of my
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dookie
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yep falls on the ground that's true yeah
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it becomes a plan
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okay okay that's good now we're done
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with the dookie talk right dookie plan
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nope that reaches towards the sky
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ah they said
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yeah levi if my dookie can make it out
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of the hood
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maybe we can too
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huh
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maybe maybe levi
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oh good you hungry
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i could eat yeah man um what you want uh
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pizza chinese
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kill that noise man
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i got a ratatouille
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oh that's a wrap dude all right
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that's a rather too yo
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he rather to it go make my man a
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sandwich
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yes show them what you got
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what the sign you let a rat up in your
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house
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what does mean
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i don't know what to say man i got a
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ratatouille man he a chef just like in
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all that movies man
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no no hey there's only there's only one
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movie
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levi all right and he's not a
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ratatouille he's a rat
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and his name is remy potato potato
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potato
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i gots myself some ratatouille that's
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all i know
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order up damn come on levi
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voila levi look at this thing man
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you see it got bite marks all over it
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any good chef has to taste his creation
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that's rat on the sandwich
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he didn't make a sandwich though oh hell
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no i'm out
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my dude you need help
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oh well ratatouille another negative
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review
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maybe you wanted charlotte's web
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oh please don't say anything please just
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keep it to yourself whatever
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oh thought you had an idea i do
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we need to make an app like for a
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smartphone
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an app that all the people could
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download and then we make
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millions this is hard to come up with
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man it's like catching lightning in a
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bottle
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i already got that you got what
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lightning in the bottle really what's
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the idea
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no no idea i got actual lightning
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in a bottle no levi that's just a phrase
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i got that dawg lightning in a bottle
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blip
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that's crazy son what'd you get that
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some old chinese man sold it to me years
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ago
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i mean that's some supernatural man
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all it does is this
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i got it but seriously man
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would it be like an app that reminds you
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when your favorite television shows are
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on
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no we got to address this crazy ass
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bottle that you got
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what bottle what bottle
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the bottle with the lightning in it
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you still on that yes
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how does it work cedric i don't know
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it's the classic lightning in the bottle
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guys classic
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you just open it
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okay you know what you shouldn't have
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this this
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belongs to the military or something but
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that app though
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no we don't need the app you've got the
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goose that laid the golden egg
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how do you know about hunkers
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what this
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hunkers get in on this app idea
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you like it he likes it
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yeah he got a goddamn golden head
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honkers here is the cat's pajamas
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no please don't don't i want to show you
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something whatever it is i don't want to
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see it
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it's relevant i already know what it is
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it ain't what you think
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well what i think it is is a pair of
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cats pajamas
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these are for honkers to wear the what
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the little neck in there the neck how
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you gonna fit his head
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through this thi with the the orange
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i'm gonna have to ask you to leave my
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house
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why because you disrespected
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my roommate okay
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okay it's clear that this is a crazy
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house so i gotta go
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you over here talking about geese the
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golden eggs and feline sleepwear
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oh man cedric you need to get off your
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high horse man
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hey i just thought of a name for you
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hi horse
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oh there you are cedric
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sup dude tis well cedric tiswell
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yeah can i ask you a question man oh um
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why the hell are you dressed like this
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and what the hell did you do to your
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bike
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you ain't heard i'm steampunk now
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yeah i don't know what that is man
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jules vernon
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i seriously think that you have cracked
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man
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all right like like in your mind nah
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i ain't cracked up i live in the clock
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now
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umbrellas and blimps you're wearing a
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top hat
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with a door on it
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i'm just an ill-ass lemony snicket up in
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this
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but you what's with you what's with me
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i'll tell you what i'm i'm an ill-ass
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normal mother
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who've been waiting for his friend for
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an hour and ten minutes underneath a
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goddamn bridge
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with two homeless per chance good sir
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could you point me in the direction
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of the nearest apothecary
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if you're talking about the drugstore
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it's right there on the corner
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what time does it close it closes at 10
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o'clock man
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you've been there a million times i'll
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check just to be sure
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make sure it's still open i'm telling
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you levi if you put that piece of pipe
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up to your eye and use it as a telescope
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i cannot be your friend anymore
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this yup still
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open all right i have to go then so you
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try it
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no no i'm not gonna try it because it's
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a piece of pipe and it doesn't have any
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lenses in it
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therefore it's not a telescope yes but
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how could you be sure
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science i'm gonna look through this
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piece of pipe and if it doesn't work
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like a telescope then we finally done
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man like not homies anymore we're done
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oh cedric why
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would you think in a million
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years that that would actually work
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cedric is just dead you look so
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ridiculous right now
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say goodbye ratatouille what
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what the is that
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[Music]
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[Music]
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me