MORE Suffering SEVENTH CLASSIFICATION - Seventh-class.
That sounds much better than sixth graders.
This is for Greg, Why should I join?
Because, Rodrick, that my family event and you belong to the Heffley family.
Yes, and we already paid your ticket
I want to Westmore seventh graders welcome.
A new school year begins.
Rowley. - Greg.
Alacazam, Alaca ... Zoo Wee Mama.
What are you doing? - A magic wand.
Want to see a trick? - Only if the result vanishes.
Put it in your pocket. You do not reveal your best tricks.
How was your summer?
That sounds very rough.
The only good thing was that I finally the kaastic was redeemed.
Who you talkin 'data? - New: Germin Pindel.
Kaastic!
Hey, guys. Pizza anyone?
Thank you, Fregley.
People are unbelievable. It is here just good food in it around.
I do wish that ...
for later.
We go roller skating.
Wacky Alarm.
Pull me down.
Who is that?
Her name is Holly Hills. She just moved here.
In what class is she? - The seventh.
An All-star soccer player, was model and chairwoman of the sixth grade.
She comes from Oregon because "r dad got a big promotion.
They have a hybrid SUV, live in the north of the city ...
close to the park.
What? I've googled her. She is so beautiful.
She is almost as beautiful as my mother. - She is very popular.
Let all sit down please, We have our places.
Excuse me.
Why? - I said: Excuse me.
You are the output.
Sorry. - That's okay.
I am Chirag Gupta and I'm single.
My name is ... - We know exactly who you are.
432 Holly Hills Lane Northdembry. - No, we do not know you.
No idea.
I'd better go roller skating.
Congratulate your father for his promotion because of me.
"We know exactly who you are?
Want to scare her? - What? You can not get it anyway.
She's new. Anyone can get her.
She does not know how social I am.
If I ever do something, it is now.
Break a leg, so we can leave.
That will never happen. No chance. She will never talk to you.
I just talked to her and we later rollerblading together.
Really?
See that clock? They play every hour a slow song for couples.
If you have so much confidence ...
ask her to roller skate.
Maybe. - Go on, wimp?
You're the man.
We go to her so I standing next to Holly when the clock changed.
Then I ask to roller skate r and she must say yes.
I do not know though.
Honey, hi.
Remember when we were young and so we danced and parties?
I go for it. Cover me.
All hardcore roller rockers off the court.
Unless you're looking for love. Time for torque roller skates.
I go into action.
Enough of them. Who is ready to rock?
Let's go.
What do we do? - Stay calm.
We just have to stay here.
Hold on.
This is your mother. Everything will be fine.
Stay where you are and your father come to your rescue.
Everything will be fine. He's coming.
He saves you. - Dad.
I know,
Everyone back roller skates. - Are you?
Hey Romeo, how did it with the new girl?
You've ruined my birthday.
Bag.
That hurts.
Catch.
Let me start by saying a brother have been overestimated.
Rowley always wanted a brother have.
I could only give mine.
I 've seen. Unfortunately it is illegal.
Manny denounced all Since he can talk.
He did.
- Greg!
And Rodrick is the king of laziness.
Except when he must torture me.
My mother started an advice column to write for the local newspaper.
She wrote last week 's article about being brothers always there for you.
Well, I'm just scared.
Gotta go, Mom. - Later, Mom.
Until tonight, honey. - Wait.
I got a present need for a family gathering.
Your father and I have spoken.
The things between you are really the scuppers anticipated.
May I say ... - You realize it might not now ...
but my brother is having a the most important relationships in your life.
On one day are you Uncle Greg Rodrick and Uncle for each other's children.
That is important. You must know each other.
What? - You need to spend more time together.
What? - Why I show a new program ...
will reward you if you spend time together.
I call it: Mama's Money.
You pay us with counterfeit money? - For each hour spent together ...
without fighting, for example ...
Greg gives you a drum lessons You deserve each a dollar Mama's Money.
What you can redeem to be a real U.S. dollars.
To start I give you every Mama Cash's five U.S. dollars.
If you're smart, you save ... - Can I exchange it?
If you say ... - But can I redeem?
Yes, but ... - I want to exchange.
I know,
Yes, you can.
We are best. You do not want to be late for school.
Forward.
This Mama's Money is a goldmine. You should not ruin it for me.
Most hate it when summer stops but I must say ...
that school now looked pretty good.
Welcome back.
Welcome ...
Welcome back. - Nice to be not the latest.
I know, Look at the small sixth-graders.
I'm so happy I am not this year.
Slightly higher.
See who's in our class.
This was my chance. If I could sit next to Holly ...
I can show her the whole year how wonderful I am.
Really. This is my place. - No, I was here first.
It is mine. - Let go.
You know I'm stronger.
Let me not beat up again. - I was sick and there was something in my eye.
I never had students so like the school wanted to start.
What is it? - This is my place.
We start again. - What are your names?
Patty Farrell Double R and L.
Greg Heffley.
Are you sometimes family Rodrick Heffley?
I love you in the eye, Heffley.
There was no escape.
Unbelievable.
Even in school, ruining Rodrick my life.
He can hear you.
No, look.
Goodness.
He sleeps all day. - You got a talent you want to display?
Plainview today announced a new contest: Most Talented Plainview.
Greg, maybe we can ... - Silence, Head Cheese.
Westmoreland's boordenvol talent.
The top prize is $ 1000 and of course the admiration of your friends.
This is great. I need the group call.
We need to practice. This is one big break.
Wait. Forget something?
What? I've washed yesterday. Smell.
We have agreed that you Greg would give to one drum lessons.
Did you know? - Who knows?
Maybe you like it and as a family group to form.
Rodrick says he's a professional musician, but ...
as far as I know, he just five U.S. dollars from Dad got to stop.
When may we like real drums?
As if you should ever touch them. Watch and learn.
Perhaps we should take the talent show.
I can do my magic act and you were my assistant.
Assistant? Really.
Magic tricks is bad enough. Whoever is doing the tricks, assist ...
That I would never reach eighth grade.
What? - A biscuit.
Manny, what have you done? - Not me.
What happens? What have you done with him?
Nothing, he has my game destroyed.
He does nothing on purpose. Right? - No.
He is just three years. - Only three years.
We're going, you want I got a cookie? - So unfair.
Rodrick makes my life On the one hand miserable ...
Manny and the other side. And I am always accused.
How would it be to my family to have that really loves me?
Little boy ...
We are a rich couple with no children with much love to share.
Do not want to be part of our family?
Finally! Someone I billions can give.
India? Why there go?
India is fascinating. It is the beauty of Southeast Asia.
My father must handle things, So he takes the whole family.
Can you get a cobra that I can learn to dance bring me?
Wake up. What are you doing?
Grab the ball! Fast.
Stairs finished!
You the man!
Nice run, Heffley, You just need to work towards.
Holly Hills is better than Price and he is an All-Star.
Your football talents will determine its impressed draw.
Go for it. - Good for him.
When you return from India, she hangs around with me.
I wish it was true. This brings hope for us all.
But these girls do not hang out with guys like us.
You have no more worries that in my show is magical.
Scottie my karate is my assistant.
Is he not eight? - He is eight.
Boarding. - Why? What are you doing here?
Ma would give me money if I brought home from school.
We'd rather walk. - Starting now.
Where are the seats? - They had to look for my equipment.
How did you do for money? - You know ...
Mama's Money.
Impossible. You have only five earned.
We need to find a song we play at the talent show.
Quiet, Diaper Devils. - Really? We are going into the audience for us to win.
I know it: - Explödid Diper!
Trager.
Mama's Money That does not work. Rodrick is now paid.
Why are you writing about me again, Mom? - YOUR CHILD LEARN THE IMPORTANCE OF HONESTY
It's shameful. - What? I think that is important.
Rowley, I have good news.
You can from your mom next weekend and come to Rock Rapids.
Two days on the largest water slides ever.
'S gonna be great.
Thanks, Mrs. Heffley, but I practice stay at home my magic act.
I want my art to perfect.
Let's go upstairs.
Mom, can I use your PC for homework?
For homework, right? - Yes, absolutely.
This is for you.
What is this?
A gift from Manny to get excused for 't ruin your game.
Is not that sweet?
It looks dangerous. What if I sat down there?
Greg, what are you doing?
Say you really like his gift.
You're so lucky that you have no brothers.
You're more or less my brother. And we have nothing for your job search?
She seems already 100 years old.
Hopefully doin 'fine. She seemed in pain.
Seriously? She is famous and they would be millionaire.
FALLING LADY
I would love her. You know that if they did?
Really? - Of course.
Anyone can be an Internet sensation. We.
I listen. - You just have to do with what you have.
Three, two, one. Fall.
It looks fake out. It really happened.
But how do I do if If I really fall back?
Maybe you need a feature so people want to see.
Put this on.
Do it again now. - Why can not you fall backwards?
Because I did not underwear wear on my head.
When I broke my arm, felt that not ...
Unbelievable that at a ball sat down with toothpicks.
We are rich.
Do not move.
My PC would serve only for homework.
You lied and you know what I think of them.
I will now always be honest.
Well, I held one week full.
Mom is not appreciated I have the full fair.
Happy birthday, Grandpa.
Next year I want the cake cutting. - If you are still alive.
I mean it.
Mom, it's Mrs Gilman of the PTA.
Say that I'm not. - That would be lying, and ...
I do not.
I'm sorry, Mrs Gilman but my mom is not currently within.
On weekends I stay as far away from my brothers.
But on Sunday morning, I had no choice.
Poepie.
Greg, that looks chocolate. - Manny.
Frank, you must do something. - Yes.
Dad, stop it. - Do not move.
Let's see.
You can see it does not agree.
I'm not going in with "n poop smear on my pants.
You can not skip the mass.
I'm going if not inside.
All right.
What are you doing? Forward.
Sit down, please.
Let me say how happy it makes me here today so many happy faces.
Others ...
Come on, it's our turn.
Everyone will see the pull. - People watching.
So, come on.
Poop! He has pooped his pants!
No, it's not what it seems.
It's chocolate.
Chocolate. See?
What I said about fighting?
That's all I asked. You've seriously screwed up.
I've never been so embarrassed. Everyone we know was there.
I have no idea how my column this week to write. I feel such a failure.
These have sought yourselves. You can forget Rock and Rapids.
You stay here all weekend and resolve your differences.
And if not, I will. And believe me, you do not want to experience.
Got it?
Yes.
We go.
And nobody comes to visit.
Got it?
Snacks in bowls drinks in the fridge ...
cups on the table. 'S Party can better be good.
Our party, brother.
Wait.
We have chairs from the basement needed.
What? - If we want to play musical chairs.
I have not done since the second year.
It comes back as you go the middle is.
Wait, do you get the seats. You want to disappoint anyone, right?
Help, the door is closed. - Yes, and it remains so.
What? It was our party? - My. Quiet or I join in the dryer on.
And that is magic.
The Jefferson family. With Rowley.
I need your help. Now.
Pepperoni.
Go inside and open the door and let me out.
You did it.
Nice try. But you also think ...
I have already thought of.
If our group is great, We have parties every night.
Backstage parties. - Then we go backstage.
INCOMING CALL
Do not touch that phone. Everyone stopped.
Stationary.
If someone 's sound, 's party is over.
And then I have been there. So quiet.
Damn! Quiet.
Backward.
Hello. - Rodrick, with mum.
Is everything okay? It took too long to have recorded.
Yes, everything is fine. I was at her washing.
Well, honey, I just wanted to call to say I love you ...
and sorry that I did so badly. - Okay. Bye.
Let me goodnight wishes Greg.
Can not. He sleeps al I want it not awaken.
No, really, I'm here. Hi, Mom.
Hi, Rodrick. - Hi, honey, okay?
Why do you sleep so early? - Well, I slept really.
I'm in the basement. - Why? Would not you rather be with me?
Yes, really. Come and get me.
Immediately. - They try to get along with each other.
That's good.
Well, everything is fine.
Yes, and I have your number when I need you.
Well, honey, see you tomorrow. Good night.
Listen ...
if you do something to embarrass me ...
I will ... - What?
Stay away from me.
Nerds.
We go quite to the top. - Really now?
We only go to somebody else middle party about five years.
It's a chance to see things others in our class had never seen.
Such as? - Teenage dance.
Follow me and it'll be fine.
You, with your popcorn, careful with your elbow. Not cool.
That was just.
How did you hit up there?
You have my group. We play so loud that people have their ears from bleeding.
I mean: Not really.
You like her brother.
I must find my girlfriend.
I know,
Reminder: You can not make if you're dead.
This party is fat. These girls want to dance.
If you do not ask to dance, they leave and have you got a party without girls.
Go ask her to dance.
You take it.
No, you do that. - I did it almost.
Did anybody dance?
We go for it! - Do not.
He's coming. - No, then flipping them.
Otherwise I'll call Mom. - Conga!
What does he do? - Who cares?
I'm going to dance next to Rachel. First get some beer.
This is great. - I know,
But here was my mother. She would find so much fun here.
Yes, very cool.
You do not ever.
AS I AM HOME - Rowley
Hello, you're at the Heffley family. Leave a message.
Hey, guys. Manny is sick, so we're bound for home.
Until about an hour.
You have so many problems.
REST IN PEACE, Rodrick - I?
You lied and you know as much what they are lying.
It makes us both off. - REST IN PEACE, GREG
You do the living room, I start with the kitchen. Go!
Relying PARENTS, RESPONSIBLE CHILDREN
Forward.
The front yard.
"It looks very good. - Too good.
Now the kitchen.
Rodrick THERE
Maybe we can paint on? - I do not know how to make paint.
I know,
It was good that I was locked down. Forward.
We will not make it. - Yes.
You see it was going to happen?
The door of the bathroom has normal 'n lock.
It has no lock. We are on when they discover ...
Greg. - Hi, guys.
Hey, Mom.
How's Manny? He feels better already? Ocharme.
He is still going strong. - 'S house looks pretty good.
I had a mess expected.
Who let a cookie on the carpet?
Who has visited this weekend?
What? Nobody. You said no. No, means no?
Good.
Do you have a good time together politely?
Actually we have, that I admit, a great time.
Really? - Yes.
I was also surprised. - You have been solved?
I think 't. No idea. Do not keep it on the matter, Mom.
But nothing makes me happier than that you're friends, right Frank?
Yes.
Let's go upstairs.
Time for a nap.
What ingods ...
Will you tell me something?
No.
What did General Grant on the thermostat?
No idea. - No idea?
No idea, huh?
These are not touched.
It is not a toy, but figures.
We need them in the bathroom keep away.
For the next ten years? - Listen.
What they ask you and how much pressure they put ...
continue to deny, even if they discover it.
Never give slightly. Deny.
Understood to deny.
It seems to me a bunch of lies.
You had me up to tell.
Understand not you? Rodrick strikes me anymore.
How do they not notice that the lock is gone?
They are forty. They barely remember our names.
Hi, I'm back from the to travel halfway around the world.
And I notice that you never Holly Hills have become closer.
Your other brother had apparently identical you can not.
I found a lot cooler Chirag when he was in India Sat
I miss very Chirag. When would he come back?
I almost feel his presence. - What are you talking about?
I'm here.
Did you hear something just now?
No, nothing. We go to class best.
Chirag would have liked it so wished.
Maybe me physically to but I am mentally mature.
It's official fight.
Hi, Rowley. - Hi.
Does he know about the D-U-E-R?
The door.
Yes, door. I told him all, to deny.
Rowley, how are you?
He appealed to me. - Was there no lock on this door?
I am down crazy.
I can not print. I'm out.
Mealtime, everyone.
I really do not eat it, Mom.
Why not? - I have a very important meeting.
Did you say a meeting? As for 'n job?
Approx. The best guitar player of Plainview.
And if I get him Löded Diper, if we win the talent show.
You 'd find cool, Dad. He is really professional like you.
Be supportive.
That is the m. I'll get it.
I'm barely touched. There are so many songs.
We had better ...
I smell roast beef?
Bill was perhaps the title is perhaps a Rock Star 'in the middle.
You're bad.
That is not so good run.
We'd better go. - Sit down.
Rodrick told me you were a professional musician, so you deserve them?
Yes.
Enough if you're in the basement your parents live.
My parents supported me tremendously.
Respect your parents, guys. - Joshie says too.
That does not sound easy. - No.
Give Rodrick 't even idea about how challenging it really can be.
No, it is very difficult. There are Firstly, no home cooked meals.
What? Seriously?
No, all takeaway. Burgers, fries and pizzas.
And then you deal with the fans. Especially the girls.
No, it's definitely not for everyone.
But if you look forward to continuing celebration ...
then that 's life for you. - Something for me.
Sounds fun. But what if you can play any musical instrument?
Löded Diper always need helpers. - Go up the group?
Yeah, man. We go for it.
I think I made just too much stuff.
Let's see how often our video watched. Must be a thousand times.
Perhaps one million times.
Four? Only four times?
Greg, I can not tell your parents lying about the party.
I never lie. Joshie says that hurt everyone liars.
Guess who wants to sleep? - Manny.
No, he will make it spoil. - He wanted to say hello Rowley.
Rowley's mother brought some snacks and a suitable film.
Enjoy your candy bars.
Andy's Magical Kisses. Let's start with that.
Or should we look at the Foot?
What if she comes back and to go to the party asking?
Relax.
And take a snack.
We would not be here, just someone in their house.
It is here abandoned. Nobody really believes that.
Jeez.
His face.
What has happened to his foot?
It seems like anyone here skipped.
It will be nothing. It's just your imagination.
You have just started to hit me?
You really should cut your toenails.
What did you say?
Turn it off.
Well, because you're scared.
Let's go to sleep.
We only had to Andy's Magic Pillow considered.
Great film, Frank. You think not?
He chose the maid over my supermodel?
I know,
He is coming! The foot is coming!
Greg, you want something Rowley and his father say?
Sorry I chose an inappropriate movie for overnight.
There was at least no one hurt this time.
I am a bird.
My knee.
What?
Behold SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN? BIG MAMA KEEPS YOU in the eyes.
Look.
Mama looks a thousand times.
Mama just need to stop in the jar.
No.
What's this?
Where is the lock?
Weird.
Rodrick, can you come here?
What happened to the castle happened?
What are you talking about? - There was' s lock on the door.
I do not think so.
I have lived ten years in this house and I closed that door many times ...
because sometimes it's my only moment of privacy.
And yes, there was' n lock. - No, Greg came in so often ...
and if there was a lock, I would use.
Maybe you should set one.
That's your story? There was no lock and you do not know what I'm talking about?
Yes.
All right. I ask your brother the same.
Two words: Bathroom door.
Rodrick's debt. He held "a party the door so we had to change.
I didn 't. - No, I was exaggerating "a bit.
It was only a rehearsal for the talent show.
We said that no one could come. He knew it.
But if you punish him, he knows that I've said.
We had a good weekend but if you do this ...
Rodrick and I will never friends.
And ever will my children to him Uncle Rodrick they call it.
Each family vacation.
You guys were really better consistent with each other, eh?
Yes, really.
If I see a blind ...
will be our little secret in 't interest of this family.
And the relationship with your brother. Swear ...
your best together to shoot?
I swear
You did not give in? - Denial. Right?
You ...
you still might not as dumb as I thought.
Incredible, really tried Rodrick be kind to me.
You're a millionaire. Where did you get this?
Stores. There is enough in to my thirties.
It is time, brother, that you know the secrets it teaches great life.
Rule one: Do not in something you do not want.
Guys, use poetswax not ...
Enter, I'll do it well themselves.
Rule two: Always Lower expectations of mom and dad.
I did today 's math test and I probably failed.
But I got it back and I had a five.
At least you're not dropped.
Rule three: Do not do anything someone else can do for you.
ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO - I remember this task.
Why would you rewrite if your brother already has that job?
Is not that cheating?
Plays Mr. Draybrick not cheat? He gives every year the same task.
Binding. That's what great teachers.
Rodrick got it together for my dad all his homework was five years long.
What is space weather? - Let me make it.
I would never issue a task Rodrick had made that ...
but my father? That is another story.
These are but three things Rodrick has taught me.
He has lots of cool tips. - I'm not so sure.
The joke about the invisible Chirag was still working.
The whole school participates, but it seems to have found our weakness.
Hi, Greg and Rowley. You're still down like I'm invisible?
I'm not sure I can.
Remain strong. - What is this? A Corn Dog.
Rowley his favorite meal.
If you say you can watch me, you get it.
Smell the fragrance. - Do not, Rowley.
Look, a floating Corn Dog.
I would not anticipate but I very well resolved.
Finally, there were not the latest technological advances ...
no computers, phones or modern medical miracles.
For this we thank our ancestors ...
of one hundred years ago.
Thanks, Holly, great job.
We have time for one person and I must say ...
I read that when this task, I was quite surprised about the content.
But this deserves to be read aloud.
Read it just for all.
Sometimes I think about things I do not know.
Getting it on the earth about one hundred years ago.
The reason cavemen dinosaurs?
Flowers are grown? Mr. Sten spinning over the world?
Snowed in the desert?
There were no books or people, so how can we know how it was then living?
When we talk about how important a cycle ...
that does not mean the old tasks your brother to be.
FOUR. AGAIN.
Daddy you still helped with this task?
Papa began to write my tasks because that task.
I stood there like fools.
And that girl skating rink, smiled at me.
Painful. Do something so they change their minds.
Light a bomblet in the classroom.
Girls like tough guys like it.
I wish her a 's letter. - You mean in words?
I got it done.
I give her a note anonymously with 'n question by.
They will want to know who wrote this and later I ask her the same question.
She will love it.
I know, You want me 'chicken' game?
Give it continues to Holly.
At Holly.
HOW TO CARE FOR YOU ITS SO AWESOME THAT YOU SMELL?
Thank you.
Greg.
What happens? - Greg Heffley ...
gives me notes. - False.
How do you ensure that your hair smells so great?
'S note was a setback Rodrick but everything went very well.
Amazing, but I enjoy it to see them rehearse for the talent show.
Bill, the group twice as well.
Somebody farted.
My father must be happy that I Rodrick hanging around with.
But I think he is not happy.
He worries Rodrick as I am ...
like me and Manny and finally, we like Bill.
Loser VILLAGE
Dear Greg, meet me in the art room for the afternoon.
I ask you something. Kisses, Holly.
Hi, Holly, I was happy with your note.
I wanted to talk to you all. And would you paint?
I am an artist.
Chirag? - Now you see me, huh?
Game, set and match.
Hi, Holly. - Hey, Fregley.
She called me just Fregley?
That's gotta hurt.
Will you see my secret freckle?
The note to the girl did not?
We go. I'm taking you with it.
And here are my other guys.
Greg, Rodrick, meet my editors: Mr and Mrs Cowen Salz.
Hello. - Pleasant.
What are you doing?
I'll take him out tonight for 'n good time.
Be careful and be home for nine hours.
Goodbye. - Bye.
Have fun. - Good evening.
Impressive. My older son wants nothing with his younger brothers to do.
What you write, you bring into practice. Everyone should read your columns.
Mom would make us do something when they saw us so busy.
IJshoofdpijn.
I can only say: Hang on, we 're going blissful evening.
Are you okay?
Fake vomit. The classics can not surpass.
He's coming.
Very funny.
This is great.
'S note to that girl that I gave ...
Fregley thinks I am.
They do so if they want.
If they pretend they do not like me, that is true.
I know. She takes you down a lot.
Look.
Who's there? - I can not.
Coach Malone? - Very funny, eh.
You have the wrong fucking athlete.
Run.
Come forth.
Want to play against me?
Help.
Come on. - It tickles a little.
Come on.
I'll get you so.
I'm a superstar!
Wherever you go, I am.
Bloody clothes.
There's the mall. Come on.
I can not.
Got it.
Coach Malone?
"I'll get you so. I'm a superstar. "
"Wherever you go, I am. "
You're five minutes early. Have you had fun?
Great. - That's so sweet.
Amazing how well you match.
Let's keep it strictly here.
Boundaries, rules. I'll show you some pictures Show where I was talking about.
What have you done? - Just hanging around 's shopping center.
And about life spoken.
That's great.
My God.
Can you explain what you are doing in this picture?
That's not me.
That's not you? - No.
And this?
Do not believe you kept a party.
You said it was a rehearsal.
Wait, you knew this?
Yes. - Did you tell mom?
I knew he loved a party. - It popped out, but I recovered it.
My instinct knew you were lying. - You did not tell me?
I protected you.
Great, she has no idea. - We need to "form a team against them.
They shot so well with each other and that I wanted to have not broken.
Why did you take pictures? - I wanted to delete them, but forgot 't.
Sorry that I slipped and I'm so sorry.
Is finally resolved. I had two weeks not see the bathroom door.
I knew that door 't lock it. It seemed like I was going crazy.
We'll work it out themselves. We'll call you later.
I go upstairs ...
a bathroom with 'n lock and nobody can tell me the opposite.
I need to talk to your father.
I take you later.
I will not say its really not. Maybe more or less.
I had an appointment with her and we did show a good time together.
Brother ...
you never can be my friend.
Your father and I have decided your punishment.
Greg, you have two weeks under house arrest. No video games.
Rodrick, you can only back and forth ride to school for "n Mon
As your leader, you also for a month under house arrest.
Mom, I'm sorry.
And I'll never never do it again. - I know.
And to be sure to ...
You may not occur in the talent show.
What?
No. You can not make. Give me 'n years of house arrest.
You gotta let me play. This may be my big breakthrough.
Sorry.
This is not fair. I just got there Bill.
That helps nothing. He's an asshole.
It has been decided.
You're like that.
It has never been worse.
Our parents are very angry So we stayed 's weekend at our grandfather.
Holly thinks I'm Fregley.
My relationship with Rodrick is worse than ever.
Its mission is to make my life a hell.
Stop with it. - Why do not you say to mom?
There you are good at.
Grandpa finds nothing but television.
He looks better reception the monitoring channel.
I would have to rehearse.
Can we please watch a real TV show?
All this is not real. This is real life.
Real life, not to exceed.
Or go to the playroom. You find games fun, right?
A game sounds like fun until you realize these are games of the year 1800.
The favorite of my grandfather is a board game called "Joke tellers.
Remember: The goal of the game is up the joke on the map to read ...
and all the other players try not to laugh.
Success. There are real funny jokes in between.
You go first?
Economic policy over fiscal responsible places ...
is the card with the horse account.
That's hilarious, Grandpa. Read another one for Greg.
I'm going to switch from T-shirt.
Hi, Holly. What are you doing here? - I'll visit my grandmother.
She just moved here. - I my grandfather.
Listen Greg, sorry that I previously Fregley said.
I do not know how it was. It must be part of the Greg and Frege.
Hit my brain in a knot. - Did you call me Fregley?
I had no idea. - Really?
Not really, I had a hearing. It was pretty bad.
But no worries, I have the rest of the middle to it behind me.
What has happened to your shirt? - My brother spit milk on it.
Let me guess: He was laughing about something that really was not funny.
How did you know? - The oldest form of bullying.
Last week, my older sister hair remover in my shampoo.
If I had smelled nothing, I had been bald.
Why would they do that? - Because she is my sister.
The part of it. We quarrel and leave it behind us.
Not with my brother. He hates me.
He never gives up. - Of course.
He's your brother.
I also have a sister who is spoiled. - Tell me about it.
My brother has been using my stuff and finally I get the problems.
You do not get mad?
I gotta go. It was nice to see. I'm looking for you tomorrow.
Greg. - See you later.
Fregley. I thought that his grandfather a punishment should be.
But it was really fate that Holly here, too.
My luck has finally changed.
I have never until now faith or believe in fate.
The things are finally coming my way. - Rodrick, be still. Call elsewhere.
I thought that his grandfather a punishment should be.
But it was really fate that Holly here, too.
My luck has finally changed.
Render, Rodrick. - This is too funny.
Come on. - Give back.
Otherwise I give it back to Holly so they can read this nonsense.
I can not believe my luck. That Holly is here.
Give it back.
Really.
Record.
I'm in the ladies' room?
A spy! He's in here.
There's someone there to peek.
Are you crazy? Here peep?
Pak 'm.
Stop him.
I got him! - Get m.
I got him in an embrace.
I'm not the spy.
Anything new to tell?
My life is officially over.
Now the recording has Rodrick when I walk around in my underwear ...
He actually held me.
Mom and Dad forced us to show the languages ??to go.
Thus, we support the society.
Scottie, come on. You let the fans for magic was not in the lurch?
Go away. - What is it, Rowley?
My assistant has stage fright and do not want the show.
Maybe Greg can help. He can be your assistant.
What? Really.
Really? It's your best friend. This is important for 'm.
It's okay, Mrs. Heffley. Greg Holly thinks less of him thinks.
Can we talk privately? - Of course.
Please.
Who is Holly Hills? Your girlfriend? - No.
A girl friend is a coincidence which I do not want to humiliate.
I don 't.
Holly sits in your class? - Mama ...
They start. - Will you force me?
No, I understand 't.
Can you identify it at least?
Well, I stop with it.
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls ...
Welcome to View Pain's Most Talented.
This is Patty Farrell.
She is really good.
She is super nice.
Mama ...
Thank you!
Say hello to the boys and girls, Freggars.
Hello, boys and girls. I think your great ...
and tonight when you sleep deeply ...
I crawl through your window and I give you a hug.
Can you do that, Greg?
Yes.
You can not occur without me. I started Löded Diper.
I am the founder. - We now have a new one.
This guy.
That is the way to Rock 'n Roll, bro.
That kid is very good.
Do not you?
Where were you? She came along for you.
You should Rodrick into account. - He must learn his lesson.
His group performs without him. That's not fair.
That falls into place very heavy but I can not revoke the punishment.
Mom ... - Yes?
Rodrick lets you play ...
and ...
I would do the magic thing with Rowley.
Really?
Would you do that?
You want his partner have also been it would be humiliating and embarrassing?
You want to do so your brother can play?
Yes.
Come here.
How bad can it be?
There are lots of people. - Start with the opening scene as practiced.
Forget all the people.
Beginning.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
I, the unusual Rowley ...
master of illusion. And accompanying me on stage ...
marry my assistant: Scottie. Greg.
He seems cold. Maybe he 's scarf needed.
Not impose on me. They are still wet.
Sorry, Greg, here is a peace proposal.
Fly, fly away. You are free, buddy.
I think it's dead. - He sat long in my pocket.
No hard feelings?
Keep going. We turn to.
And now, for my grand finale ...
The "saw the lady in half" trick.
If you want ...
Push the legs out.
No chance of escape.
Forget 't. I want out.
What are you doing? This is for the show.
Stop.
Ladies and Gentlemen: The unusual Rowley.
And his assistant.
I should have been.
That was great and I would not die.
It was even better than during the rehearsals.
Can I have your autograph? - Yes, of course.
Your performance was pathetic.
Only a fool finds humor in bird droppings.
Stupid bird!
My God, you were great.
Very funny. - The uniforms or acting?
Both.
Thank you!
Do your best.
Can I borrow your eyeliner?
Yes.
You have apparently settled.
We are brothers. - Welcome ...
Lödid Diper!
We Lödid Diper!
No hard feelings, right? - You know what ...
when we are ready, are you lying out. - What?
That is not cool, bro.
We are great.
Dad, we'll say it publicly crazy by crazy dancing mom?
He is happy and she. Let's keep this for us two.
That you have convinced Mom I could play, was really cool.
That was me you are guilty.
Please.
Recording?
Give it to me? - Nothing great from, or ...
I post it on YouTube.
Get out.
Idiot.
Until later.
Nincompoop.
Have a big brother is not so bad.
We are perhaps not always match, but he is always there for me.
I just spilled grape juice on the seat and you've blamed.
Later.
I take him back still.
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This is huge. We 're Internet sensation.
Greg, you're there before!