1 00:00:01,421 --> 00:00:03,336 Previously on Lucifer... 2 00:00:03,371 --> 00:00:05,336 You're the Lord of Hell, for crying out loud. 3 00:00:05,371 --> 00:00:07,842 I'm retired, Maze. I've got nothing but time. 4 00:00:07,877 --> 00:00:08,986 How could you possibly help me? 5 00:00:09,021 --> 00:00:12,296 I have the ability to draw out people's forbidden desires. 6 00:00:12,331 --> 00:00:13,729 I got it. The name, 7 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:14,793 the whole Lucifer thing, 8 00:00:14,828 --> 00:00:16,062 and desire's like your superpower. 9 00:00:16,097 --> 00:00:17,463 It's more like a gift from God, really. 10 00:00:17,498 --> 00:00:19,971 I saw Lucifer do some things that I can't explain. 11 00:00:20,006 --> 00:00:21,713 Is Lucifer a magician? 12 00:00:21,748 --> 00:00:23,915 That's sort of what I'm trying to figure out. 13 00:00:23,950 --> 00:00:27,335 You were once the brightest of all of God's angels. 14 00:00:27,370 --> 00:00:30,287 And now, your time here on Earth 15 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:31,788 is affecting you, dear brother. 16 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:32,807 You're changing. 17 00:00:32,842 --> 00:00:34,475 My life is change. 18 00:00:34,510 --> 00:00:35,912 What are you doing here? 19 00:00:35,913 --> 00:00:38,016 Ooh, how's your ex? Detective Douche? 20 00:00:38,051 --> 00:00:40,325 You like working with the detective, don't you? 21 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,236 I told you, I'm good at punishing people. 22 00:00:42,271 --> 00:00:44,791 Nay, I'm the best at punishing bad people. 23 00:00:44,826 --> 00:00:48,841 Yeah, well, I think you don't just enjoy punishing the bad guys. 24 00:00:48,876 --> 00:00:50,511 I think you're starting 25 00:00:50,512 --> 00:00:53,498 to like seeking justice for the good ones. 26 00:01:39,894 --> 00:01:41,270 He's the Devil! 27 00:01:41,305 --> 00:01:43,388 He's the Devil! 28 00:02:27,133 --> 00:02:28,566 Lucifer? 29 00:02:29,793 --> 00:02:30,808 Well, 30 00:02:30,843 --> 00:02:33,017 good morning, Detective. 31 00:02:35,435 --> 00:02:37,478 What the hell are you doing here? 32 00:02:37,513 --> 00:02:39,912 - Setting the table. - You broke into my house? 33 00:02:39,947 --> 00:02:41,531 Yes, well, I hope you don't mind, but I made a little brekkie. 34 00:02:41,566 --> 00:02:43,576 You were taking forever in the shower. 35 00:02:43,836 --> 00:02:45,451 What do you do in there? 36 00:02:45,486 --> 00:02:46,943 You are unbelievable! 37 00:02:46,978 --> 00:02:50,008 Oh, thank you, but it's you who should take the compliment. 38 00:02:50,043 --> 00:02:52,509 Really kept things up since Hot Tub High School, haven't we? 39 00:02:52,544 --> 00:02:53,437 Ding-dong. 40 00:02:53,472 --> 00:02:55,369 I want to shoot you. 41 00:02:55,404 --> 00:02:56,761 Tease. Do it. 42 00:02:56,796 --> 00:02:57,982 I'm immortal, remember? 43 00:02:58,017 --> 00:03:00,062 Uh, do you have any truffle oil? 44 00:03:00,164 --> 00:03:02,354 Lucifer, get out of my house now. 45 00:03:02,389 --> 00:03:04,182 - We haven't eaten yet. - Out. 46 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:05,812 Well, don't we need to discuss the next case? 47 00:03:05,847 --> 00:03:07,689 There is no next case. 48 00:03:07,724 --> 00:03:08,651 - What? - Out. 49 00:03:08,686 --> 00:03:10,296 We're already late, so let's go. 50 00:03:10,331 --> 00:03:11,268 Lucifer! 51 00:03:11,303 --> 00:03:12,835 Yeah. 52 00:03:12,870 --> 00:03:14,281 What in God's name are you doing here? 53 00:03:14,316 --> 00:03:16,280 Nothing in his name. Here on my own, actually. 54 00:03:16,316 --> 00:03:18,817 Did you and Mommy have a sleepover? 55 00:03:18,852 --> 00:03:21,784 No. No. Absolutely not, no. 56 00:03:21,819 --> 00:03:23,924 What are you guys doing here anyway? 57 00:03:24,049 --> 00:03:25,928 She left her bird report here. 58 00:03:25,963 --> 00:03:27,692 - Want to see? - Um, not really. 59 00:03:27,727 --> 00:03:29,916 Here, have a snack, child. 60 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,816 Are you sleeping with this idiot? 61 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:36,518 She hasn't had the pleasure, unfortunately, no. 62 00:03:37,170 --> 00:03:39,328 Okay, everybody out. Trixie has to get to school. 63 00:03:39,363 --> 00:03:41,669 I got to get to work. Come on, out, please. 64 00:03:41,704 --> 00:03:44,411 No, no, no, no, no, you can't throw me out again. 65 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:45,676 Again? 66 00:03:45,796 --> 00:03:47,011 So this is a habit. 67 00:03:47,047 --> 00:03:48,630 - Yes, shocking, isn't it? - No. 68 00:03:48,665 --> 00:03:50,498 Never been thrown out of anywhere before in my life. 69 00:03:50,533 --> 00:03:52,250 Well, except for Heaven, of course. 70 00:03:53,420 --> 00:03:55,601 Fine, fine, fine, fine. 71 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:58,055 But somebody please flip the omelet if it's not already ruined. 72 00:03:58,090 --> 00:03:59,791 Hey, Dan, I'm... 73 00:04:00,119 --> 00:04:01,526 Really, Chloe? 74 00:04:02,228 --> 00:04:04,262 I'm disappointed in you. 75 00:04:22,339 --> 00:04:23,476 Good. Right, you're here. 76 00:04:23,511 --> 00:04:24,906 - Um, I need to chat. - Lucifer, we don't have an appointment. 77 00:04:24,941 --> 00:04:26,440 Something very disturbing's just happened. 78 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,006 It's horrific, really. 79 00:04:28,041 --> 00:04:30,568 Uh, for the second time, 80 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:31,907 I've been thrown out of a woman's house. 81 00:04:31,942 --> 00:04:33,725 - Okay, sorry, uh, Lu... - I mean, I'm starting to wonder 82 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,946 if the detective has some sort of biological dysfunction. 83 00:04:35,981 --> 00:04:37,565 - Lucifer. - 'Cause, I mean, I appeal 84 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:38,941 to the virile urge in all women. 85 00:04:38,976 --> 00:04:41,688 Certainly, well, certainly you can attest to that, can't you? 86 00:04:41,723 --> 00:04:43,155 Uh, Lucifer, stop. 87 00:04:43,190 --> 00:04:44,744 Yes, of course, sorry. Payment first. 88 00:04:44,779 --> 00:04:47,505 Uh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. No! No! 89 00:04:47,540 --> 00:04:48,745 Hmm? 90 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:52,281 Lucifer, this is George. 91 00:04:53,318 --> 00:04:54,894 George, Lucifer. 92 00:04:55,048 --> 00:04:56,981 Lucifer, George. 93 00:04:59,719 --> 00:05:01,385 Oops. 94 00:05:10,363 --> 00:05:12,630 - Dan, if you're here to scold me... - No. 95 00:05:12,806 --> 00:05:15,422 I just got off the phone with the lieutenant. 96 00:05:15,534 --> 00:05:17,134 There's a case. 97 00:05:18,479 --> 00:05:19,845 Day four. 98 00:05:19,913 --> 00:05:22,813 Down to three meat sticks, a half a bottle of water, 99 00:05:22,951 --> 00:05:25,551 217 miles to L.A. 100 00:05:25,641 --> 00:05:27,541 I'm not sure we're gonna make it, 101 00:05:27,647 --> 00:05:31,030 'cause my brother drives like a narcoleptic old lady. 102 00:05:31,093 --> 00:05:33,117 Say hi, Grandma! 103 00:05:34,662 --> 00:05:36,883 No, that's our only nourishment! 104 00:05:36,918 --> 00:05:38,914 Her name's Lindsay Jolson. 105 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,405 Just turned 22. 106 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,818 She went missing catering a Players' Club event. 107 00:05:42,904 --> 00:05:43,957 Players' Club? 108 00:05:43,992 --> 00:05:45,824 It's one of those skeezy pickup artist groups. 109 00:05:45,859 --> 00:05:48,166 You know, that teach geeks how to be sex gods. 110 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:49,095 Got it. 111 00:05:49,130 --> 00:05:51,969 Lindsay was last seen talking to the lead scumbag. 112 00:05:53,664 --> 00:05:56,073 The founder, Carver Cruz. 113 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:57,926 So he was interrogated? 114 00:05:57,961 --> 00:06:00,232 Yep, but his lawyer did all the talking. 115 00:06:00,267 --> 00:06:01,752 And with no proof, we're stuck. 116 00:06:01,787 --> 00:06:04,248 But there's a Players' seminar and after-party today. 117 00:06:04,284 --> 00:06:05,938 And you need to go undercover. 118 00:06:05,973 --> 00:06:07,557 Why me? I'm homicide. 119 00:06:07,592 --> 00:06:08,975 Because you're our best way in. 120 00:06:09,010 --> 00:06:10,196 - I am? - Apparently these events 121 00:06:10,231 --> 00:06:12,219 are pretty exclusive, and when I saw the guest list, 122 00:06:12,254 --> 00:06:14,157 I recognized one of the names. 123 00:06:14,298 --> 00:06:17,698 I guess a lot of high-end club owners are invited. 124 00:06:17,893 --> 00:06:19,426 Oh, come on. 125 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,032 No. You're kidding. 126 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:22,764 I wish I was. 127 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,777 - Lucifer's on the list? - Yeah. 128 00:06:24,812 --> 00:06:26,608 Yeah, of course he is. 129 00:06:28,258 --> 00:06:30,483 Look... 130 00:06:30,587 --> 00:06:33,669 the last thing I want is the guy I found 131 00:06:33,704 --> 00:06:35,592 making my half-naked wife breakfast this morning 132 00:06:35,627 --> 00:06:37,082 spending more time with her, 133 00:06:37,117 --> 00:06:38,883 separated or not. 134 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:40,284 But... 135 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,296 This is the best option. 136 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:45,113 I wouldn't ask, but I just keep thinking, 137 00:06:45,685 --> 00:06:48,158 what if this was our daughter? 138 00:06:51,274 --> 00:06:54,595 The detective seems like a very lovely woman. 139 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:56,351 Well, I suppose, but still, she's human. 140 00:06:56,386 --> 00:06:58,803 Why is she able to refuse my charms? 141 00:06:58,838 --> 00:07:00,543 I mean, is this thing on? 142 00:07:00,578 --> 00:07:03,012 Yes, yes. 143 00:07:03,288 --> 00:07:05,855 Definitely on. 144 00:07:08,087 --> 00:07:11,518 It's not that you're afraid that you don't have power over Chloe. 145 00:07:11,607 --> 00:07:14,187 It's that you're afraid that she has power over you, 146 00:07:14,222 --> 00:07:15,800 but neither one is true. 147 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,221 - No? - No. 148 00:07:17,369 --> 00:07:20,258 People don't have power over us. 149 00:07:20,293 --> 00:07:22,326 We give it to them. 150 00:07:22,362 --> 00:07:24,723 You have to take your power back. 151 00:07:24,963 --> 00:07:26,046 Right, go on. 152 00:07:26,130 --> 00:07:28,048 You say she's nothing special, 153 00:07:28,049 --> 00:07:30,670 but I think you've put her on a pedestal. 154 00:07:30,779 --> 00:07:33,004 You need to really get to know her, 155 00:07:33,039 --> 00:07:35,341 warts and all. 156 00:07:35,376 --> 00:07:37,331 I'm sure she has some. 157 00:07:38,807 --> 00:07:42,788 So, demystify her 158 00:07:42,905 --> 00:07:45,766 by bringing her back down to your own level. 159 00:07:48,278 --> 00:07:49,777 You're right. 160 00:07:49,850 --> 00:07:51,591 It's not her, it's me. 161 00:07:51,653 --> 00:07:53,683 I need to take back control. 162 00:07:53,718 --> 00:07:55,723 I need to behave like I always have. 163 00:07:55,779 --> 00:07:57,649 Good. So you understand. 164 00:07:57,713 --> 00:07:58,545 Yes. 165 00:07:58,589 --> 00:07:59,718 Yes. 166 00:07:59,753 --> 00:08:02,520 I mean, it seems obvious now, actually. 167 00:08:02,555 --> 00:08:04,415 I need to have sex with her. 168 00:08:04,477 --> 00:08:07,249 Uh... no, uh, that's not what I said. 169 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:08,901 No, no, no, you're a genius. I mean, 170 00:08:08,902 --> 00:08:10,847 that's the best way to lose interest, right? 171 00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:12,668 Right. Good-o. 172 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,044 Hmm. 173 00:08:14,079 --> 00:08:14,772 Thanks, love. 174 00:08:14,807 --> 00:08:16,455 Oh, sure. 175 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:18,973 - Payment next time, okay? - Uh... 176 00:08:19,617 --> 00:08:21,250 Um... 177 00:08:28,874 --> 00:08:30,561 Her name's Lindsay Jolson. 178 00:08:30,596 --> 00:08:31,295 Mm-hmm. 179 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:33,994 She's been missing almost three full days. 180 00:08:34,272 --> 00:08:36,162 Right, so just ask me one more time. 181 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:37,887 Lucifer, there's a girl missing. 182 00:08:37,922 --> 00:08:39,695 Yes, it's just not every day 183 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:41,369 someone kicks you out of your house, 184 00:08:41,370 --> 00:08:43,282 then three hours later asks you on a date. 185 00:08:43,335 --> 00:08:45,666 It's not a date. It's a work thing. 186 00:08:45,743 --> 00:08:48,235 - Oh. - And are you gonna help me or not? 187 00:08:48,868 --> 00:08:49,975 All right. 188 00:08:50,116 --> 00:08:53,351 But only 'cause it coincides perfectly with my own plan. 189 00:08:53,898 --> 00:08:55,019 And what plan is that? 190 00:08:55,054 --> 00:08:57,321 Well, to have sex with you, of course. 191 00:08:57,669 --> 00:08:59,079 Okay. 192 00:08:59,114 --> 00:09:01,766 Wait, you and I... well, there is no you and I. 193 00:09:01,801 --> 00:09:03,473 There's a professional situation, 194 00:09:03,508 --> 00:09:05,496 - and I just need you... - See, you need me. 195 00:09:05,531 --> 00:09:07,445 The department needs you, because you're the one... 196 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:08,799 I'm the one? 197 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,717 On the list for the Player thing. 198 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,738 You're quite adorable when you're flustered. 199 00:09:13,773 --> 00:09:16,368 I... I'm not flustered. 200 00:09:16,403 --> 00:09:17,199 I'm nauseous. 201 00:09:17,281 --> 00:09:19,544 Now you're blushing; I'd say I'm making headway. 202 00:09:19,610 --> 00:09:24,428 Okay, look, let me make myself perfectly clear. 203 00:09:24,577 --> 00:09:26,217 I will never, 204 00:09:26,252 --> 00:09:29,420 ever, ever sleep with you. 205 00:09:29,503 --> 00:09:30,821 Never. 206 00:09:30,857 --> 00:09:32,323 Okay? Got it? 207 00:09:32,358 --> 00:09:34,158 Playing hard to get, I like it. 208 00:09:34,193 --> 00:09:36,727 When Hell freezes over, Lucifer. 209 00:09:36,763 --> 00:09:38,329 I can arrange that, actually. 210 00:09:38,418 --> 00:09:40,368 Get in the car. 211 00:10:00,206 --> 00:10:01,478 Well, hello. 212 00:10:05,349 --> 00:10:07,217 Here you are, Mr. Morningstar. 213 00:10:07,252 --> 00:10:08,787 Well, thank you, lovely. 214 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:12,112 And here's something else you might need. 215 00:10:13,391 --> 00:10:15,410 Well, yes, that might come in handy. 216 00:10:15,561 --> 00:10:17,261 Pardon the pun. 217 00:10:18,724 --> 00:10:19,729 Whoa. 218 00:10:19,915 --> 00:10:22,802 Did you just number close the nametag girl? 219 00:10:22,837 --> 00:10:24,601 Oh. 220 00:10:25,345 --> 00:10:27,567 Use this wisely. You're welcome. 221 00:10:30,883 --> 00:10:32,529 I can't believe you. 222 00:10:32,596 --> 00:10:35,324 Don't worry, Detective. I'm more of a leg man myself. 223 00:10:35,406 --> 00:10:37,673 Soon as you say the word, you'll have your turn. 224 00:10:37,849 --> 00:10:40,882 Wow, you've never been rejected by a woman, have you? 225 00:10:40,991 --> 00:10:42,187 No. 226 00:10:42,222 --> 00:10:43,861 Get your hands off me! 227 00:10:43,956 --> 00:10:45,479 I want to talk to Carver Cruz! 228 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:47,782 I need you to leave right now, sir. 229 00:10:47,817 --> 00:10:48,950 Carver! 230 00:10:49,021 --> 00:10:50,222 Carver, can you hear me?! 231 00:10:50,257 --> 00:10:51,804 It's the missing girl's brother. 232 00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:53,552 What'd you do to my sister?! 233 00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,461 Get out here, you coward! 234 00:10:55,766 --> 00:10:57,090 It's okay. I got this. 235 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,701 - I know him. - No, you don't. 236 00:10:58,736 --> 00:11:00,603 Look, I'm sorry. He has to leave the premises. 237 00:11:00,639 --> 00:11:03,473 Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary, Officer. 238 00:11:03,543 --> 00:11:05,625 Besides, isn't this quite boring? 239 00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:10,213 I mean, there are several lovely ladies milling around out there. 240 00:11:10,315 --> 00:11:12,439 Which one do you desire? 241 00:11:13,928 --> 00:11:15,110 You. 242 00:11:15,316 --> 00:11:16,453 I'm gay. 243 00:11:16,488 --> 00:11:17,514 Oh! 244 00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,334 Right. 245 00:11:19,442 --> 00:11:21,499 Well, my dance card's full with this one, I'm afraid. 246 00:11:21,534 --> 00:11:24,096 But the odds are definitely in your favor out there. 247 00:11:24,131 --> 00:11:27,030 Probably not batting for the same team, but you never know... 248 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,418 So go on, then. Go forth and conquer. 249 00:11:29,453 --> 00:11:30,842 I know you want to. 250 00:11:30,934 --> 00:11:32,035 Yeah. 251 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:33,870 Right. 252 00:11:34,165 --> 00:11:35,783 Off you pop. 253 00:11:35,818 --> 00:11:37,083 You're Lindsay's brother. 254 00:11:37,118 --> 00:11:37,990 How'd you know that? 255 00:11:38,025 --> 00:11:39,450 Because she's a cop. 256 00:11:39,485 --> 00:11:41,669 Great. Say that louder. I don't think everyone heard you. 257 00:11:41,704 --> 00:11:42,345 Right. 258 00:11:42,380 --> 00:11:44,615 Sorry, yes, we're here undercover 259 00:11:44,650 --> 00:11:47,017 to find out what happened to your sister. 260 00:11:47,121 --> 00:11:49,752 If you can help me, I'll tell you what happened. 261 00:11:49,806 --> 00:11:50,920 Carver killed her. 262 00:11:50,956 --> 00:11:52,771 Killed her? You sure about that? 263 00:11:52,806 --> 00:11:54,024 No, but... 264 00:11:54,187 --> 00:11:55,574 look, I know my sister. 265 00:11:55,609 --> 00:11:57,794 She's a good person. She's sweet. 266 00:11:57,829 --> 00:12:01,012 She wouldn't just run off. She's not even from L.A. 267 00:12:01,331 --> 00:12:03,595 I'm all she has out here. 268 00:12:03,983 --> 00:12:05,481 She's all I have. 269 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:06,650 Kevin, I promise you, 270 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:09,325 if anyone here hurt your sister, I'll find them. 271 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,650 And I'll punish them. 272 00:12:10,685 --> 00:12:12,300 Any method you prefer. 273 00:12:12,335 --> 00:12:15,130 Nice solid flogging. Get the ol' swamp nuts in a vice, you know. 274 00:12:15,165 --> 00:12:16,713 Okay. It's time to go now. 275 00:12:16,748 --> 00:12:19,939 Let us handle this, and if we hear anything, we'll be in touch. 276 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,355 Okay. Thank you. 277 00:12:21,452 --> 00:12:22,269 Yeah. 278 00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:23,873 We've got this. 279 00:12:25,366 --> 00:12:27,162 You have to admit, we're quite a good team. 280 00:12:27,208 --> 00:12:29,087 If you weren't so pent-up sexually, 281 00:12:29,088 --> 00:12:31,290 we'd be firing on all cylinders, I'd say. 282 00:12:37,597 --> 00:12:40,391 I'm assuming you learned most of your moves at events like these. 283 00:12:40,443 --> 00:12:42,291 I've never been to something like this before in my life. 284 00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,591 I certainly don't need any help getting women into bed. 285 00:12:44,626 --> 00:12:45,625 Till... 286 00:12:45,672 --> 00:12:47,705 Were you hit on the head when you were small? 287 00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:53,193 No? 288 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:23,103 We are biological machines. 289 00:13:23,184 --> 00:13:26,655 We... are warriors. 290 00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:30,654 We... are players! 291 00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:38,567 Gentlemen, we are animals. 292 00:13:38,657 --> 00:13:42,892 Men are the wolves, and women... 293 00:13:44,169 --> 00:13:45,969 ...are the fluffy bunnies. 294 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:51,107 So we must prepare ourselves for the hunt. 295 00:13:51,143 --> 00:13:51,919 How? 296 00:13:51,954 --> 00:13:53,870 "Follow the list." 297 00:13:53,905 --> 00:13:56,080 Yes! The C.K.C. 298 00:13:56,162 --> 00:13:58,807 The Conduct of Kick-ass Cavemen. 299 00:13:58,885 --> 00:14:01,885 Be seen. 300 00:14:01,931 --> 00:14:03,197 People pay for this? 301 00:14:03,232 --> 00:14:04,665 Yeah, 5,000 bucks. 302 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,113 Stand out. 303 00:14:06,173 --> 00:14:09,072 The peacock, the lion with his mane. 304 00:14:09,211 --> 00:14:13,113 Be a protector. 305 00:14:13,165 --> 00:14:13,844 Duh. 306 00:14:13,914 --> 00:14:16,995 Women are hardwired to hook up with someone 307 00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:18,722 who can help them survive. 308 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,471 It is simple biology, man. 309 00:14:21,506 --> 00:14:24,409 Be brave. 310 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,470 Take risks. 311 00:14:25,517 --> 00:14:27,076 Oh, maybe you should take notes. 312 00:14:27,112 --> 00:14:30,493 Be a leader of men. 313 00:14:30,557 --> 00:14:32,831 And the most elusive. 314 00:14:32,895 --> 00:14:37,478 Be confident. 315 00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:39,849 You... are... 316 00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:41,691 a player! 317 00:14:41,726 --> 00:14:42,659 Own it! 318 00:14:43,706 --> 00:14:46,437 Excuse-excuse me! Excuse me, question! 319 00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:47,400 What are you doing? 320 00:14:47,435 --> 00:14:48,991 The Q&A's after the speech, buddy. 321 00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:50,667 No, but it's quite pressing. 322 00:14:50,702 --> 00:14:52,140 What if you have all those 323 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,852 manly whatnots and a woman still doesn't respond? 324 00:14:54,887 --> 00:14:58,054 You may think you have them, but you don't. 325 00:14:58,089 --> 00:14:59,594 - Yeah. - That's why you're here, right? 326 00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:01,878 So, gentlemen, you follow these rules, 327 00:15:01,957 --> 00:15:05,574 and you will bed any Betty you desire, guaranteed. 328 00:15:05,609 --> 00:15:06,648 No. No. No, no, no. I'm 329 00:15:06,649 --> 00:15:08,818 certain I've got everything on your little list, 330 00:15:08,853 --> 00:15:10,587 and more, actually, 331 00:15:10,622 --> 00:15:14,347 yet this woman here won't have sex with me. 332 00:15:16,453 --> 00:15:18,661 Just listen to the speech, buddy. 333 00:15:18,737 --> 00:15:20,180 The system works. 334 00:15:20,244 --> 00:15:21,919 No, but I doubt that. 335 00:15:21,974 --> 00:15:24,411 Because... because if I can't "Bed a Betty," 336 00:15:24,446 --> 00:15:26,179 then how do you possibly expect 337 00:15:26,214 --> 00:15:29,111 any of these poor miscreants to succeed? 338 00:15:30,228 --> 00:15:31,489 Especially when they're 339 00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:33,792 taking advice from a-a wanker such as you? 340 00:15:33,827 --> 00:15:35,178 All right, just sit down, man. 341 00:15:35,213 --> 00:15:36,538 Yeah, Lucifer, sit down. 342 00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:39,182 I-I just... could we get the spotlight over here? 343 00:15:39,217 --> 00:15:40,352 Do we have that? 344 00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:42,785 Yeah, yeah. But on-on her. 345 00:15:42,902 --> 00:15:44,425 Good. Right. 346 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:45,821 Now, you're the expert. 347 00:15:45,892 --> 00:15:47,458 You tell me what's wrong with this picture. 348 00:15:47,493 --> 00:15:49,512 I mean, I'm me. 349 00:15:49,547 --> 00:15:50,154 Right? 350 00:15:50,189 --> 00:15:51,461 And she... 351 00:15:51,496 --> 00:15:53,363 Well, she's a cop, for starters. 352 00:15:54,232 --> 00:15:55,898 She's a cop? 353 00:15:55,934 --> 00:15:58,188 Yes. I mean, talk about the shallow end of the dating pool. 354 00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,623 This is private property. 355 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:02,379 Unless you have a warrant, you need to leave here immediately. 356 00:16:02,414 --> 00:16:03,473 Security! 357 00:16:03,508 --> 00:16:04,808 Security, her, out. 358 00:16:04,843 --> 00:16:06,736 Okay, we're gonna take a ten-minute intermission. 359 00:16:06,771 --> 00:16:09,711 - All right? Thank you. - I haven't finished. 360 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,301 All right. 361 00:16:11,435 --> 00:16:13,435 Oh, it's you again. 362 00:16:15,382 --> 00:16:17,816 Have you two...? 363 00:16:20,174 --> 00:16:22,291 I know. I'm-I'm sorry, Lieutenant. 364 00:16:22,326 --> 00:16:23,934 I... No. No. 365 00:16:23,969 --> 00:16:25,628 I've got it under control. 366 00:16:25,664 --> 00:16:27,166 And Mr. Morningstar, too, yes. 367 00:16:27,201 --> 00:16:28,499 Let me talk to him. 368 00:16:28,534 --> 00:16:29,667 It's a her, and no. 369 00:16:29,702 --> 00:16:31,100 Really? Your boss is a she? 370 00:16:31,161 --> 00:16:32,689 Even better. Give me the phone, I'll fix it. 371 00:16:32,724 --> 00:16:33,910 No, you can't fix this! 372 00:16:33,945 --> 00:16:35,438 You've already said enough. 373 00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:36,220 Sorry! 374 00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:38,092 Not you. 375 00:16:38,221 --> 00:16:41,048 Yes, I-I'll figure out a way into the party. 376 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,157 It's not a problem. 377 00:16:42,192 --> 00:16:44,883 And-and again, I... 378 00:16:45,117 --> 00:16:48,615 So we are going to the Player after-party. 379 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:49,690 Not you. I am. 380 00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:51,048 Well, I'm not sure how that's possible, 381 00:16:51,049 --> 00:16:52,169 now that you've blown your cover. 382 00:16:52,204 --> 00:16:53,733 Well, that was 100% your fault. 383 00:16:53,768 --> 00:16:55,191 I beg to differ. 384 00:16:55,226 --> 00:16:56,062 None of that would have 385 00:16:56,063 --> 00:16:57,809 happened if you'd just complied with my request. 386 00:16:57,844 --> 00:16:58,923 Do you honestly think you can 387 00:16:58,924 --> 00:17:00,822 just ask people to have sex with you and they will? 388 00:17:00,857 --> 00:17:02,532 Well, I usually don't have to ask, actually. 389 00:17:02,567 --> 00:17:04,304 But trust me, it'd be a win-win. 390 00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:05,460 And probably another win after that. 391 00:17:05,495 --> 00:17:07,672 I mean, I have tremendous stamina. 392 00:17:07,707 --> 00:17:09,489 There's a girl missing, Lucifer. 393 00:17:09,524 --> 00:17:11,324 She's probably in some hellhole somewhere, 394 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:13,484 scared out of her mind, if she's even still alive. 395 00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:16,266 And I found out the party is a cash-only event. 396 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,605 That's a first for Carver. 397 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,967 So our only suspect's probably about to run off to Mexico, 398 00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:23,119 and you're worried about boning me? 399 00:17:23,154 --> 00:17:24,681 You're right. Sorry. 400 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:25,955 - Let's find the girl. Okay? - Yes. 401 00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:27,695 Sex later. 402 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,992 Kidding. 403 00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:29,992 Sort of. 404 00:17:30,722 --> 00:17:32,295 So where's the party? 405 00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:33,486 Cold Bar. 406 00:17:33,521 --> 00:17:34,597 Really? 407 00:17:34,632 --> 00:17:37,033 Well, that place is notoriously overpriced to rent. 408 00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:39,768 If Carver wants cash, he shouldn't have it there. 409 00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:43,430 No, he shouldn't. 410 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,004 I think I just figured out how you can fix this. 411 00:17:48,044 --> 00:17:49,103 Oh? 412 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,883 Do tell. 413 00:18:10,829 --> 00:18:12,565 Miss me? 414 00:18:20,271 --> 00:18:23,643 I know why you're here. I won't help you, Amenadiel. 415 00:18:23,715 --> 00:18:25,205 One way or another, Maze, 416 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,135 I am gonna change your mind, so... 417 00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:31,259 You're gonna help me get Lucifer back to Hell. 418 00:18:31,368 --> 00:18:33,752 Don't make it painful. 419 00:18:34,955 --> 00:18:36,847 You forget. 420 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,089 I love pain. 421 00:18:45,098 --> 00:18:46,626 I'm an angel. 422 00:18:46,697 --> 00:18:49,063 You can't beat me, little demon. 423 00:18:51,151 --> 00:18:53,489 Stop and hear me out. 424 00:18:57,044 --> 00:18:58,777 Men... 425 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,146 ...they always want to talk. 426 00:19:17,664 --> 00:19:19,270 Enough! 427 00:19:19,348 --> 00:19:21,915 We want the same thing! 428 00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:24,068 Oh, do we? 429 00:19:24,104 --> 00:19:25,737 Let's see. 430 00:19:30,938 --> 00:19:32,872 Uh-oh. 431 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,105 Did I hit a nerve? 432 00:19:38,452 --> 00:19:40,618 Mazikeen, we both know 433 00:19:40,654 --> 00:19:44,051 that something has fundamentally changed in Lucifer. 434 00:19:44,086 --> 00:19:45,690 Now, aren't you even the least bit concerned? 435 00:19:45,771 --> 00:19:46,875 No. 436 00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:48,869 It's a phase. It'll pass. 437 00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:50,395 You're lying to me. 438 00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:53,064 You're lying to yourself. 439 00:19:55,584 --> 00:19:57,150 Now, we can help each other. 440 00:19:57,185 --> 00:19:59,408 We can get him back to where he belongs, 441 00:19:59,443 --> 00:20:03,112 if you could just provide me with a weak spot. 442 00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:05,081 Some insight. 443 00:20:05,253 --> 00:20:06,824 No... 444 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,006 means no. 445 00:20:27,784 --> 00:20:30,351 Uh... hello? 446 00:20:30,504 --> 00:20:32,120 Uh, Lucifer? 447 00:20:32,213 --> 00:20:34,832 Be out in a moment. Just getting ready. 448 00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,268 Okay. 449 00:20:36,347 --> 00:20:38,280 Uh, did you do what I told you to do 450 00:20:38,315 --> 00:20:40,332 and call Carver about the Player's Club? 451 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,572 Make yourself a drink, Detective. 452 00:20:42,695 --> 00:20:45,824 No. No. No more drinks. 453 00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,346 No more blurred lines. 454 00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:51,116 No more breaking into my house or trying to sleep with me. 455 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:54,032 Look, this is a professional relationship. 456 00:20:54,138 --> 00:20:57,031 I'm a police officer, and you... 457 00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:05,335 ...are naked. Oh... 458 00:21:05,370 --> 00:21:07,463 Speaking of my surprise visit yesterday, 459 00:21:07,464 --> 00:21:09,138 I decided turnabout's fair play. 460 00:21:09,173 --> 00:21:12,049 You know, tit for tat sort of thing. 461 00:21:12,084 --> 00:21:14,445 This is beyond inappropriate. 462 00:21:14,512 --> 00:21:15,947 And brave, wouldn't you say? 463 00:21:15,982 --> 00:21:19,484 Number three on the C.K.C. List: take risks. 464 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:28,654 Okay. Just... 465 00:21:28,689 --> 00:21:31,103 Lucifer, put some freakin' clothes on. 466 00:21:31,610 --> 00:21:33,182 All right. 467 00:21:33,241 --> 00:21:36,245 But seriously, darling, are you well? 468 00:21:36,970 --> 00:21:39,781 The berries are ripe and ready to be harvested. 469 00:21:39,867 --> 00:21:42,137 I mean, look at me. 470 00:21:42,172 --> 00:21:43,838 Huh? 471 00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:53,868 Now, you can't argue with that, can you? 472 00:21:57,319 --> 00:22:00,258 What happened to... 473 00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:01,880 My God. 474 00:22:01,974 --> 00:22:02,827 Oh, oh. 475 00:22:02,862 --> 00:22:04,562 Well, yes, I suppose it is his fault. 476 00:22:04,598 --> 00:22:05,630 Whose fault? 477 00:22:05,665 --> 00:22:06,926 My father. 478 00:22:07,004 --> 00:22:08,366 Your dad did that to you? 479 00:22:08,401 --> 00:22:11,092 No, no, no. That's where I cut my wings off. 480 00:22:11,127 --> 00:22:12,804 - What? - Well, I didn't. 481 00:22:12,839 --> 00:22:14,361 Maze did. I told her to. 482 00:22:14,396 --> 00:22:15,941 N-No. 483 00:22:15,976 --> 00:22:17,964 Seriously. 484 00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:19,646 What is that? 485 00:22:23,346 --> 00:22:25,513 Don't, please. 486 00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:32,423 Okay. 487 00:22:32,459 --> 00:22:36,227 I should get dressed. Otherwise, we'll miss the party. 488 00:22:36,262 --> 00:22:38,084 So you did make the call? 489 00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:39,540 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 490 00:22:39,575 --> 00:22:40,598 Party's at Lux. 491 00:22:40,633 --> 00:22:43,029 Turns out, the words "Open bar" Are indeed effective. 492 00:22:43,064 --> 00:22:45,263 So good on you. 493 00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:46,052 Okay. 494 00:22:46,087 --> 00:22:48,487 Can't go wearing that scruffy little getup. 495 00:22:48,522 --> 00:22:50,722 You'll stick out like a sore cop. 496 00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:02,507 Where did you get this dress anyhow? 497 00:23:02,542 --> 00:23:04,922 Oh, it was left behind by one of my overnight guests. 498 00:23:05,005 --> 00:23:06,624 What was she wearing when she left? 499 00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:08,126 - A smile. - Mm. 500 00:23:08,161 --> 00:23:11,205 If I get an STD from this thing, I'm gonna kill you. 501 00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:13,331 Oh, there he is. 502 00:23:13,366 --> 00:23:16,447 Oh, he doesn't look suspicious at all. 503 00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:18,670 Hmm, so what's the plan, Detective? 504 00:23:18,705 --> 00:23:20,487 Avoid him for now. 505 00:23:20,522 --> 00:23:22,913 Mingle, find people who were at the party last week. 506 00:23:22,948 --> 00:23:25,376 See if anyone saw Carver with our missing girl. 507 00:23:25,412 --> 00:23:26,598 - Hey. - Hi. 508 00:23:26,633 --> 00:23:29,166 - Are you from Tennessee? - No. 509 00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:31,115 Because you're the only ten I see. 510 00:23:31,151 --> 00:23:33,799 Oh, you poor soul. Does that actually work? 511 00:23:33,877 --> 00:23:35,653 - No. - No, I didn't think so. 512 00:23:35,689 --> 00:23:36,960 It's cute. 513 00:23:36,995 --> 00:23:38,189 It-it is? 514 00:23:38,224 --> 00:23:39,478 Yeah. 515 00:23:39,513 --> 00:23:41,426 Y-You're cute. 516 00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:42,627 You're really cute. 517 00:23:42,662 --> 00:23:45,329 Hey, were you at that party last week? 518 00:23:45,365 --> 00:23:46,980 Uh, no, actually, this is my first. 519 00:23:47,015 --> 00:23:48,800 Okay. 520 00:23:49,591 --> 00:23:51,258 I love this song! 521 00:23:51,293 --> 00:23:52,370 Okay. 522 00:23:52,405 --> 00:23:54,516 Hey, oh, were you at the party last week? 523 00:23:54,551 --> 00:23:57,769 Uh, I think the dress may have backfired, actually. 524 00:23:59,045 --> 00:24:01,659 I think we've been spotted. 525 00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:05,164 Clearly a man with nothing to hide. 526 00:24:06,186 --> 00:24:07,818 Move! 527 00:24:07,853 --> 00:24:09,420 Get out of the way! 528 00:24:09,456 --> 00:24:10,888 Just... 529 00:24:10,924 --> 00:24:11,989 get out. 530 00:24:12,025 --> 00:24:13,491 Move! 531 00:24:13,526 --> 00:24:15,906 Just come... 532 00:24:16,132 --> 00:24:17,578 Give me the gun, Carver. 533 00:24:17,613 --> 00:24:18,830 Just-just let me go, okay? 534 00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:19,924 I need to go! 535 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,521 I'm afraid that's not possible, 536 00:24:21,522 --> 00:24:23,387 but I do have another option for you. 537 00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:24,902 How about a broken back, hmm? 538 00:24:27,874 --> 00:24:29,945 You don't understand, I have to go! 539 00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:31,560 They're gonna kill her now! 540 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,144 You just killed Lindsay! 541 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,985 They? They who? 542 00:24:35,715 --> 00:24:37,790 The people who took her. 543 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:49,163 - Where is Lindsay? - I don't know, okay? 544 00:24:49,198 --> 00:24:51,974 I swear to you, somebody kidnapped her. 545 00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:54,098 If that's the case, then why wouldn't you go to the cops? 546 00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:56,572 Because they said they'd kill her if I did. 547 00:24:56,608 --> 00:24:57,640 Maybe they already have. 548 00:24:57,675 --> 00:24:58,856 Excuse me, dear, I don't know why we bother 549 00:24:58,891 --> 00:25:01,332 with all these pithy little police questions. 550 00:25:01,367 --> 00:25:02,945 Tell me... 551 00:25:04,047 --> 00:25:05,798 ...what game's the player playing, eh? 552 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,826 What are you after? 553 00:25:10,101 --> 00:25:12,229 I just want Lindsay back. 554 00:25:12,397 --> 00:25:15,146 I swear, I would never hurt her. 555 00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:18,261 I love her. 556 00:25:19,148 --> 00:25:21,605 But she's a fluffy bunny. 557 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,384 You're a wolf. 558 00:25:22,419 --> 00:25:24,862 You-You've built an empire on the objectification of women. 559 00:25:24,897 --> 00:25:26,892 Yeah, I know. I'm a complete hypocrite. 560 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:30,092 But I-I would give anything to get her back. 561 00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:31,652 You humans. 562 00:25:31,687 --> 00:25:34,204 You never cease to amaze. 563 00:25:34,239 --> 00:25:36,986 Okay, Carver, 564 00:25:37,021 --> 00:25:38,214 say what you're saying is true. 565 00:25:38,249 --> 00:25:39,916 How long have you and Lindsay been together? 566 00:25:39,951 --> 00:25:41,284 Four months. 567 00:25:41,319 --> 00:25:42,874 Next Tuesday. 568 00:25:42,952 --> 00:25:44,625 I tried to keep it quiet, 569 00:25:44,730 --> 00:25:48,303 'cause, you know, I'm the man and everything. 570 00:25:48,412 --> 00:25:49,678 I guess it got out. 571 00:25:49,713 --> 00:25:53,335 So you're saying you slept with Lindsay on multiple occasions, 572 00:25:53,370 --> 00:25:54,931 but you still want to be with her? 573 00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:57,592 Yes, and for the rest of my life. 574 00:25:57,627 --> 00:25:58,448 Well, after four months, 575 00:25:58,483 --> 00:26:01,593 you haven't got her, you know, out of your system? 576 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:03,125 How's that possible? 577 00:26:03,345 --> 00:26:04,711 Okay. 578 00:26:06,110 --> 00:26:08,044 You have no idea where they're holding Lindsay? 579 00:26:08,079 --> 00:26:12,009 No. But they did send this to me... 580 00:26:12,461 --> 00:26:14,128 ...after the seminar. 581 00:26:16,928 --> 00:26:19,121 Said no more cops or she's dead. 582 00:26:19,201 --> 00:26:22,391 So the kidnappers were there yesterday watching you. 583 00:26:22,868 --> 00:26:24,567 I just hope they weren't at the party. 584 00:26:24,629 --> 00:26:25,838 If they hurt her, I... 585 00:26:25,873 --> 00:26:27,568 It's okay. 586 00:26:27,982 --> 00:26:31,267 Is there anyone you suspect that might do this to you? 587 00:26:31,302 --> 00:26:31,977 Enemies? 588 00:26:32,012 --> 00:26:34,709 Uh, I'm kind of a polarizing guy. 589 00:26:34,841 --> 00:26:36,511 Okay, the hater list is long. 590 00:26:36,546 --> 00:26:39,529 Hello there, this is Lucifer Morningstar. 591 00:26:42,469 --> 00:26:43,583 Who are you talking to? 592 00:26:43,618 --> 00:26:45,485 - Shh. - Do not shush me. 593 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,624 - Who's on the phone? - All one word, that's right. 594 00:26:47,659 --> 00:26:50,757 Yes, I'll be speaking on Carver's behalf from now on. 595 00:26:50,792 --> 00:26:53,056 No, I'm not a cop. 596 00:26:53,091 --> 00:26:54,264 I assure you. 597 00:26:54,299 --> 00:26:56,259 - Is that the... - Yes, it's the kidnappers. 598 00:26:56,294 --> 00:26:57,574 What are you doing? 599 00:26:57,609 --> 00:26:59,370 Of course we have the money. 600 00:26:59,405 --> 00:27:01,097 Just give me a time and location. 601 00:27:01,132 --> 00:27:02,591 Give me the phone. 602 00:27:02,626 --> 00:27:04,310 No, I promise you, no police. 603 00:27:04,345 --> 00:27:05,773 All right? 604 00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:06,822 Okay, then. 605 00:27:06,867 --> 00:27:07,993 - See you shortly. Bye-bye. - Wait, wait. 606 00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:09,538 Wait, we need proof of life. 607 00:27:09,574 --> 00:27:11,173 Oh. 608 00:27:11,209 --> 00:27:12,808 Um, just a minute. 609 00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:14,970 How do we know Lindsay's still alive? 610 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,599 No, they've hung up. 611 00:27:17,431 --> 00:27:18,597 What are you doing? 612 00:27:18,649 --> 00:27:20,215 Not to worry. I've handled it. 613 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:22,465 I'll be making an exchange on your behalf this evening. 614 00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:24,714 Cash for your lady love, all right? 615 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,191 Really? 616 00:27:26,246 --> 00:27:29,283 Uh, but why would you do that for me? 617 00:27:29,338 --> 00:27:31,898 Well, isn't it obvious? 618 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,053 Number two on your list: be a protector. 619 00:27:34,088 --> 00:27:35,341 Is it working? 620 00:27:35,376 --> 00:27:36,841 You're not doing this alone. 621 00:27:36,876 --> 00:27:37,957 Afraid so. 622 00:27:37,992 --> 00:27:39,235 I promised, no police. 623 00:27:39,270 --> 00:27:41,999 A deal's a deal, especially one with the Devil. 624 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,111 Besides, I'm the only one not risking his life on this. 625 00:27:45,146 --> 00:27:47,480 Immortal, remember? 626 00:27:52,084 --> 00:27:53,603 Carver, 627 00:27:53,718 --> 00:27:55,418 I'm all right. 628 00:27:56,518 --> 00:27:57,910 I'm a... 629 00:27:57,992 --> 00:28:00,376 I don't know where I am. 630 00:28:00,501 --> 00:28:02,625 Please come get me. 631 00:28:03,020 --> 00:28:04,236 I love you. 632 00:28:04,271 --> 00:28:06,751 Please. 633 00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:09,259 I'm coming with you. 634 00:28:09,294 --> 00:28:10,821 No, I can't let you do that. 635 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,799 I'm not gonna call this in, but you have to stay here. 636 00:28:12,834 --> 00:28:15,268 No discussion. I'm coming with you. 637 00:28:15,338 --> 00:28:16,372 Fine. 638 00:28:16,411 --> 00:28:18,674 You'll have to wait in the car. 639 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:45,660 Ten more minutes. 640 00:28:45,695 --> 00:28:46,969 Patience. 641 00:28:47,090 --> 00:28:48,499 Something doesn't feel right. 642 00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:51,326 Well, of course it doesn't. It's a kidnapping. 643 00:28:52,777 --> 00:28:54,944 Cool ranch puff? 644 00:28:54,979 --> 00:28:55,878 No, thanks. 645 00:28:55,913 --> 00:28:57,806 - No? - Mm. 646 00:28:57,877 --> 00:28:59,557 It's funny, isn't it? You'd think the king of hellfire 647 00:28:59,592 --> 00:29:03,619 would be more of a flaming hot guy, but love these bad boys. 648 00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:07,370 Okay, let's say you really are the Devil. 649 00:29:07,487 --> 00:29:09,511 All-powerful, immortal, blah, blah, blah. 650 00:29:09,586 --> 00:29:11,429 Does that mean you don't feel pain at all? 651 00:29:11,464 --> 00:29:13,369 Hmm. I like this line of questioning. 652 00:29:13,404 --> 00:29:15,431 Does this mean you're finally coming around? 653 00:29:15,466 --> 00:29:18,067 No. Just answer the question. 654 00:29:18,102 --> 00:29:21,146 Well, I... I do feel something, 655 00:29:21,181 --> 00:29:23,666 but it's not pain so much as, uh, 656 00:29:23,701 --> 00:29:25,565 a pressure, a nuisance, really. 657 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,972 Okay, so what does it feel like if you get shot? 658 00:29:32,350 --> 00:29:33,177 Ow. 659 00:29:33,234 --> 00:29:34,800 Well, you asked. 660 00:29:34,952 --> 00:29:37,057 But that's it? Like, a bullet just bounces off you? 661 00:29:37,092 --> 00:29:40,461 Well, there's no wound or blood, if that's what you mean. 662 00:29:40,496 --> 00:29:42,714 Can verify with something sharp if you like. 663 00:29:42,749 --> 00:29:45,294 No, it's not necessary. It's tempting though. 664 00:29:45,329 --> 00:29:46,595 Huh. 665 00:29:46,631 --> 00:29:49,566 So, does this mean that you believe me? 666 00:29:49,683 --> 00:29:52,911 I'm afraid I can't offer anything obvious like a tail as proof. 667 00:29:52,946 --> 00:29:55,089 - And so no horns. - No, afraid not. 668 00:29:55,124 --> 00:29:56,906 That's the stuff of movies and TV. 669 00:29:56,941 --> 00:29:57,607 Mm-hmm. 670 00:29:57,642 --> 00:29:59,041 They always get it wrong. 671 00:29:59,076 --> 00:30:00,917 Well, look, I-I have to admit, 672 00:30:00,952 --> 00:30:02,727 I've seen some things I can't explain, 673 00:30:02,762 --> 00:30:05,729 but I don't believe in all that Bible stuff. 674 00:30:05,795 --> 00:30:07,906 So you're an atheist. How ironic. 675 00:30:07,975 --> 00:30:09,824 No, not exactly. 676 00:30:09,918 --> 00:30:13,722 I do believe there's good and evil and right and wrong. 677 00:30:13,758 --> 00:30:17,149 But the whole fiery damnation thing, no. 678 00:30:17,214 --> 00:30:18,247 Does it scare you? 679 00:30:18,329 --> 00:30:19,972 No, I mean, how could I be 680 00:30:19,973 --> 00:30:22,755 scared of something that I don't believe in? 681 00:30:25,269 --> 00:30:27,559 Do I scare you? 682 00:30:30,274 --> 00:30:31,674 No. 683 00:30:36,436 --> 00:30:37,716 Is that Carver? 684 00:30:37,779 --> 00:30:39,078 Hmm? 685 00:30:40,334 --> 00:30:42,254 How did he get here? 686 00:30:42,328 --> 00:30:43,325 Oh, he must have followed us. 687 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,396 - Well done, Detective. - No, he didn't follow us. 688 00:30:45,466 --> 00:30:47,045 He must have gotten the address somehow. 689 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,578 Or someone told him. 690 00:30:48,613 --> 00:30:52,013 Either way, he's gonna get someone killed, probably himself. 691 00:30:53,090 --> 00:30:56,114 This love thing makes you all quite stupid, doesn't it? 692 00:31:10,047 --> 00:31:12,181 Lucifer! 693 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,654 Lucifer! 694 00:31:23,889 --> 00:31:26,905 Sorry, but I gave my word... no police. 695 00:31:26,976 --> 00:31:28,054 Seriously? 696 00:31:28,117 --> 00:31:29,341 Don't worry, Detective. 697 00:31:29,376 --> 00:31:30,899 I'm immortal, remember? 698 00:31:30,986 --> 00:31:33,639 I knew it. 699 00:31:33,733 --> 00:31:35,653 Hey, guys, I'm gonna need you sooner than I thought. 700 00:31:35,688 --> 00:31:36,897 Is SWAT ready? 701 00:32:03,883 --> 00:32:04,941 Manly as ever. 702 00:32:04,976 --> 00:32:06,237 Why are you here? 703 00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:07,713 We had a perfectly good plan in place. 704 00:32:07,748 --> 00:32:10,219 Well, after you left, the kidnappers called back. 705 00:32:10,254 --> 00:32:14,216 They said they changed their minds, and I come or the deal's off. 706 00:32:14,281 --> 00:32:16,748 Oh, that sounds sinister. 707 00:32:17,474 --> 00:32:19,594 Just hand over the cash, 708 00:32:19,707 --> 00:32:21,078 and no one gets hurt. 709 00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:23,046 Yes, right. Got it here. 710 00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:25,474 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Where's Lindsay?! 711 00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:26,565 I want to see her. 712 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,136 No. My rules. 713 00:32:29,172 --> 00:32:30,089 Money first. 714 00:32:30,134 --> 00:32:33,008 Now, Mr. Kidnapper, I believe that's a fair request actually, 715 00:32:33,079 --> 00:32:35,813 so just pop her around and the money's yours. 716 00:32:40,850 --> 00:32:42,846 Greedy little jackal, aren't you? 717 00:32:42,924 --> 00:32:43,781 Give it to me! 718 00:32:43,816 --> 00:32:45,840 Most certainly will not. 719 00:32:45,942 --> 00:32:47,653 Hey, f-forget it! 720 00:32:47,749 --> 00:32:50,240 Just-just give it to him! 721 00:32:50,544 --> 00:32:52,450 I just want her back. 722 00:32:52,866 --> 00:32:54,066 Fine. 723 00:32:55,283 --> 00:32:56,597 Now bring us the girl. 724 00:32:56,633 --> 00:32:58,144 I'm sorry. 725 00:32:58,206 --> 00:32:59,285 That's not gonna happen. 726 00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:00,496 What? 727 00:33:00,531 --> 00:33:01,569 I will kill you! 728 00:33:01,631 --> 00:33:03,634 Oh, it's gonna happen. 729 00:33:04,567 --> 00:33:05,840 A deal's a deal. 730 00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:08,209 I am not leaving here without Lindsay. 731 00:33:08,244 --> 00:33:10,431 No way. 732 00:33:12,248 --> 00:33:14,193 Dearie me. 733 00:33:14,239 --> 00:33:16,839 What is it about you and guns, eh? 734 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,658 Carver? 735 00:33:23,693 --> 00:33:25,373 Oh, no. 736 00:33:30,930 --> 00:33:32,416 Lindsay? 737 00:33:32,517 --> 00:33:34,402 Wait. Lindsay Lindsay? 738 00:33:34,494 --> 00:33:35,725 Love of your life Lindsay? 739 00:33:35,778 --> 00:33:38,659 Yeah, sorry, but I can't let you shoot my brother. 740 00:33:38,764 --> 00:33:40,450 What's up, jackass? 741 00:33:40,485 --> 00:33:41,781 I don't understand. 742 00:33:41,816 --> 00:33:43,744 Don't you though? 743 00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:47,238 This foul woman and her backwood brother played the player. 744 00:33:47,273 --> 00:33:49,308 Lindsay kidnapped herself. 745 00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:51,959 Hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned. 746 00:33:51,994 --> 00:33:53,348 You did scorn her, didn't you? 747 00:33:53,395 --> 00:33:55,180 No. No. 748 00:33:55,215 --> 00:33:58,441 For the first time in my life, I didn't. 749 00:33:59,156 --> 00:34:01,256 I loved her. 750 00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:03,510 I love you. 751 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,300 Love me? 752 00:34:05,518 --> 00:34:08,130 Are you kidding? You didn't even remember my name! 753 00:34:08,193 --> 00:34:09,454 What are you talking about? 754 00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:12,183 I met you two years ago, Carver. 755 00:34:12,437 --> 00:34:14,196 We slept together. 756 00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:15,836 And then you never called again. 757 00:34:15,871 --> 00:34:18,553 Guess I was research for your stupid book. 758 00:34:18,632 --> 00:34:20,308 No, no, that's not possible. 759 00:34:20,374 --> 00:34:22,194 No, I-I would've remembered. 760 00:34:22,229 --> 00:34:23,617 Nope. 761 00:34:23,652 --> 00:34:25,605 I met you at the library. 762 00:34:25,683 --> 00:34:29,128 It's a good place to score desperate babes. 763 00:34:29,231 --> 00:34:31,502 That's in Chapter 11, I believe. 764 00:34:31,556 --> 00:34:32,793 Oh, that's bad. 765 00:34:32,828 --> 00:34:34,762 I was a virgin, Carver. 766 00:34:34,853 --> 00:34:36,170 That's worse. 767 00:34:36,205 --> 00:34:37,575 It was just another night for you, 768 00:34:37,648 --> 00:34:39,946 but it was a big deal for me. 769 00:34:39,981 --> 00:34:43,571 Oh, God, I'm... I am so sorry, Lindsay. 770 00:34:43,714 --> 00:34:45,689 I-I'm different now. 771 00:34:45,747 --> 00:34:48,171 No, I don't think so. 772 00:34:48,206 --> 00:34:49,311 But I am. 773 00:34:49,346 --> 00:34:50,510 Okay, may I speak now? 774 00:34:50,545 --> 00:34:52,404 Because I happen to be an expert on punishment, 775 00:34:52,439 --> 00:34:54,564 and I'm not sure it fits the crime here. 776 00:34:54,599 --> 00:34:56,661 I mean, Carver made a mistake... 777 00:34:56,704 --> 00:34:58,453 well, several really... 778 00:34:58,488 --> 00:34:59,965 but... 779 00:35:00,045 --> 00:35:01,415 you're different. 780 00:35:01,491 --> 00:35:02,533 He's changed. 781 00:35:02,613 --> 00:35:05,668 Doesn't that mean anything to you? 782 00:35:06,044 --> 00:35:07,874 Shut up. 783 00:35:07,990 --> 00:35:10,223 You shouldn't even be here. 784 00:35:10,313 --> 00:35:11,779 Now you're dead, too. 785 00:35:11,861 --> 00:35:12,927 Shoot them, Linds. 786 00:35:13,002 --> 00:35:15,128 Sorry, can't let you do that, darling. 787 00:35:15,195 --> 00:35:16,968 I mean, I'm indestructible, 788 00:35:17,003 --> 00:35:18,203 but he's off limits as well, I'm afraid. 789 00:35:18,269 --> 00:35:20,627 No, she's right. I-I deserve it. 790 00:35:20,733 --> 00:35:22,275 No, you don't. 791 00:35:22,361 --> 00:35:24,316 Chlamydia, the clap, 792 00:35:24,351 --> 00:35:25,730 raging case of crabs... 793 00:35:25,785 --> 00:35:28,489 that's what you deserve, not death. 794 00:35:28,564 --> 00:35:31,116 And you... 795 00:35:31,419 --> 00:35:33,181 ...how are you any better? 796 00:35:33,231 --> 00:35:36,570 Why do humans think they can rectify one evil with another? 797 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,733 I mean, it's clearly the first time 798 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,448 this reptile has truly loved a woman, 799 00:35:40,528 --> 00:35:41,786 and this is his reward? 800 00:35:41,887 --> 00:35:42,883 Get away from her! 801 00:35:48,193 --> 00:35:49,022 Oh, God. 802 00:35:49,187 --> 00:35:51,501 - I'm sorry. - Sorry? 803 00:35:51,697 --> 00:35:53,174 Please don't hurt me. 804 00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,973 Why does everyone say that before they're punished? 805 00:35:57,008 --> 00:35:58,651 Don't kill me! 806 00:35:59,465 --> 00:36:00,711 Lucifer. 807 00:36:01,009 --> 00:36:01,929 Don't move. 808 00:36:01,964 --> 00:36:04,271 Detective, you should leave. 809 00:36:06,651 --> 00:36:07,822 Who are you? 810 00:36:12,790 --> 00:36:15,024 What are you? 811 00:36:30,914 --> 00:36:32,056 Did you do this? 812 00:36:32,109 --> 00:36:34,252 I've been trying to tell you, I'm the Devil. 813 00:36:35,817 --> 00:36:37,496 That's... that's not possible. 814 00:36:37,618 --> 00:36:40,056 I assure you, Detective, it is. 815 00:36:40,168 --> 00:36:42,827 I mean, you've said yourself, there are things you can't explain. 816 00:36:42,955 --> 00:36:45,164 You need more proof? You've got the gun. Come on, shoot me. 817 00:36:45,199 --> 00:36:47,032 No. 818 00:36:47,199 --> 00:36:48,467 I can't shoot you. 819 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,436 Sure you can. Go on, give her a squeeze, we'll be good to go. 820 00:36:51,471 --> 00:36:54,246 - No. - Just shoot me, Detective! 821 00:36:54,312 --> 00:36:56,956 Please! Because maybe you'll finally realize... 822 00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:01,275 Good for you! 823 00:37:01,808 --> 00:37:03,815 See? Hardly hurts. 824 00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:05,564 I can't believe... 825 00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:07,723 Gah. Actually, no, it's hurting a little bit. 826 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,615 It's... Gah! It's hurting a lot. 827 00:37:09,748 --> 00:37:11,590 Son of a bitch, that really hurts! 828 00:37:14,594 --> 00:37:16,027 I'm bleeding. 829 00:37:16,063 --> 00:37:18,063 - You're bleeding. - I'm bleeding. 830 00:37:18,098 --> 00:37:20,165 Oh, crap, of course you're bleeding. 831 00:37:21,496 --> 00:37:22,884 God, what have I done? 832 00:37:22,923 --> 00:37:25,315 I don't... I don't bleed. It's... 833 00:37:27,452 --> 00:37:28,573 Lucifer, 834 00:37:28,608 --> 00:37:30,323 I'm so sorry. Are you okay? 835 00:37:30,358 --> 00:37:31,713 What does this mean? 836 00:37:31,822 --> 00:37:32,753 Well, it means I shot you. 837 00:37:32,813 --> 00:37:34,624 And I'm an idiot, and I'm sorry. 838 00:37:34,699 --> 00:37:36,547 And I'm in so much trouble. 839 00:37:36,621 --> 00:37:39,308 Ah! It really hurts! 840 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,037 What's happening to me? 841 00:38:04,514 --> 00:38:06,544 Well, speak of the devil. 842 00:38:06,580 --> 00:38:07,886 Mr. Morningstar here was 843 00:38:07,887 --> 00:38:10,281 just telling me everything you did in there. 844 00:38:10,317 --> 00:38:11,812 Right. 845 00:38:11,847 --> 00:38:12,686 Well, Lieutenant... 846 00:38:12,721 --> 00:38:14,614 I was just telling your boss if you hadn't acted 847 00:38:14,649 --> 00:38:16,839 in the way that you did, then, 848 00:38:17,042 --> 00:38:18,453 well, all hell would've broke loose. 849 00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:20,318 Isn't that right? 850 00:38:21,732 --> 00:38:22,728 Right. 851 00:38:22,763 --> 00:38:23,862 Mm. 852 00:38:25,068 --> 00:38:26,598 Absolutely. And, um... 853 00:38:26,633 --> 00:38:29,271 But you caught the bad guys; that's the main thing. 854 00:38:29,306 --> 00:38:30,452 Again, I'm sorry that you 855 00:38:30,453 --> 00:38:32,515 got caught in the crossfire, Mr. Morningstar. 856 00:38:32,593 --> 00:38:34,749 Oh, it's just a graze. I hardly felt it. 857 00:38:35,575 --> 00:38:38,483 And call me Lucifer. 858 00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:42,201 Lucifer. 859 00:38:46,623 --> 00:38:49,291 Thank you again for all of your help. 860 00:38:49,334 --> 00:38:51,598 You are so welcome. 861 00:38:55,762 --> 00:38:57,896 Bye, now. 862 00:39:02,936 --> 00:39:04,669 I thought you didn't lie. 863 00:39:04,704 --> 00:39:06,137 I don't. 864 00:39:07,507 --> 00:39:10,008 But I don't always tell the whole truth. 865 00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:12,406 Thank you. 866 00:39:13,403 --> 00:39:15,914 You're welcome. 867 00:39:16,107 --> 00:39:18,357 Come on, I'll drive you home. 868 00:39:18,450 --> 00:39:21,148 I should bloody hope so, now you've crippled me. 869 00:39:21,677 --> 00:39:22,642 Wuss. 870 00:39:28,538 --> 00:39:29,838 Thanks, Julia. 871 00:39:30,053 --> 00:39:32,153 Have a good night. Drive safe. 872 00:39:39,409 --> 00:39:40,674 Mommy! 873 00:39:40,807 --> 00:39:42,367 Hey! 874 00:39:42,429 --> 00:39:43,779 What are you doing up? 875 00:39:43,865 --> 00:39:45,543 Can't sleep when you're not home. 876 00:39:45,579 --> 00:39:46,845 Come on, I'll tuck you in. 877 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,393 What's that on your shirt? 878 00:39:50,364 --> 00:39:51,676 Oh. 879 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,594 Um, that's, uh... that's ketchup from lunch. 880 00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:57,448 Nuh-uh. That's blood, Mom. 881 00:39:57,518 --> 00:39:59,544 Right. You're right. 882 00:39:59,622 --> 00:40:03,965 Well, um... I may have hit someone... 883 00:40:04,024 --> 00:40:04,810 with a bullet. 884 00:40:04,845 --> 00:40:07,780 You shot someone? Again? 885 00:40:07,897 --> 00:40:08,800 Barely. 886 00:40:08,835 --> 00:40:09,767 Who? 887 00:40:09,803 --> 00:40:10,703 It was Lucifer. 888 00:40:10,738 --> 00:40:12,570 - Is he okay? - He's fine. 889 00:40:12,606 --> 00:40:13,514 It was nothing. 890 00:40:13,561 --> 00:40:16,350 It was, like, a little graze. 891 00:40:16,442 --> 00:40:18,316 Okay. 892 00:40:20,644 --> 00:40:22,078 What, babe? 893 00:40:22,188 --> 00:40:24,471 Remember last week, I told you that boy Noah 894 00:40:24,561 --> 00:40:27,022 kept throwing French fries at me at lunchtime? 895 00:40:27,057 --> 00:40:28,839 - Mm-hmm. - And you said 896 00:40:28,903 --> 00:40:31,570 it actually might mean he likes me? 897 00:40:31,605 --> 00:40:32,334 Yes. 898 00:40:32,387 --> 00:40:35,848 Well, since you shot Lucifer, 899 00:40:35,941 --> 00:40:39,478 it must mean you really like him. 900 00:40:42,598 --> 00:40:45,436 Hmm. 901 00:40:45,531 --> 00:40:47,839 You know, it is bedtime, you little weasel. 902 00:40:47,874 --> 00:40:50,934 You weasel. I'm gonna get you. 903 00:40:51,012 --> 00:40:52,812 Story time! Story time! 904 00:41:02,322 --> 00:41:03,588 I know. 905 00:41:03,623 --> 00:41:04,913 Tough day at the office. 906 00:41:04,948 --> 00:41:05,770 What happened to you? 907 00:41:05,805 --> 00:41:07,666 Oh, you'll never guess. 908 00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:09,293 She shot me. 909 00:41:09,794 --> 00:41:11,043 And I bled. 910 00:41:11,129 --> 00:41:12,143 What? 911 00:41:12,256 --> 00:41:13,109 That's not possible. 912 00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:14,574 I know. 913 00:41:14,901 --> 00:41:16,197 What's causing this? 914 00:41:16,275 --> 00:41:17,618 Is there something you're not telling me? 915 00:41:17,653 --> 00:41:19,474 Don't think about it too much. It's exciting. 916 00:41:19,532 --> 00:41:21,997 No, it's dangerous. 917 00:41:23,109 --> 00:41:26,811 We've had our fun here, Lucifer, but this can't happen. 918 00:41:28,515 --> 00:41:30,982 Tell me we're going home. 919 00:41:31,017 --> 00:41:34,175 On the contrary, Maze. 920 00:41:34,927 --> 00:41:37,055 The fun's just begun.