AH god i hate flying
ah天哪我讨厌坐飞机
yeah me too
确实 我也讨厌
arent you a duck
鸭子不都会飞吗
yeah you point just because you are a human
你这么说只是因为你是个人
and humans like destroying the planet doesnt mean you like it either
好比人类热衷污染环境并不意味着你也喜欢污染环境吧
all right well whoa dude whoa sorry im just tense about flying
行 行 好 老哥我很抱歉 我只是坐飞机做的有点神经质了
at least weare in first class
不过至少我们坐的是头等舱
we re in economy class
这是经济舱
really but we got free champagne here --NO we dont
真的假的 这明明有免费的香槟 --不 这没有
uh excuse me when will the free champagne be on served?
呃 请问一下 啥时候供应免费的香槟呀
oh sorry theres no free champagne inthe economy class Im so sorry
不好意思先生 经济舱没有免费香槟供应哦 非常抱歉
what a bitch-Bill!
靠 真是个婊子 Bill!
because she is a female dog
因为她就是条母狗而已
oh i thought you re insulting her
呃 我觉得你在侮辱她
no she was lonely
不不不 她算是很可爱的了
a literal angel?
字面意思的可爱吗
of customer service
和别的客服比而已
you think kylie jenner is on this flight
你觉得凯莉詹娜在这个航班上吗
i dont want kylie jenner to be on this flight
我不想要她出现在这个航班上
but she could be
但她确实有可能在这个航班上
kylie jenner is not on our flight to winnipeg
凯莉詹娜不可能坐飞机去温尼伯
oh shit thats right we re going to winnipeg
哦见鬼 确实不可能 我们去的是温尼伯
huh winnipeg is like the buffalo new york of canada gross
温尼伯就好比加拿大的水牛城 淦
ariana grande might be on this flight
爱莉安娜·格兰德可能也在这班飞机上
no
闭嘴
all right i got a Pee canyou come with me
行行行 我想去个厕所 好哥哥能陪我去吗
no what? no go yourself you re an adult
啥？ 不 不可能 你自己去上你个巨婴
but im scared
但是我怕怕
you will be fine
没啥好怕的
okay fine you beatiful duck you hold down the fort
行行行 帅哥帮我占个座哈
I will guard your seat with my life
我会誓死保卫你的座位的行吧 快去
wow this is your captain speaking we're about to experience small a little hit of turbulence here
这里是机长广播 我们即将遇上一段湍流 可能会有些震感
uh please buckle up zip soon
请系好安全带
oh my god oh my god Jesus fxxk it's everywhere oh fxxk this is a mess
艹 什么鬼 淦 嬲你妈妈别类 这搞得到处都是了 嬲 全完了
God was there an earthquake in the sky
天 刚刚天上是发生了地震吗
ah I'm back you probably don't want to go in the bathroom for the remainder of this flight
ahhh 我回来了 你接下来的飞行时间最好不要去厕所
oh my god what did you do in there
我的天你对厕所做了什么
dude more importantly check out the cute chick I spotted behind us don't don't make it obvious when you look
这不是重点 老哥 快看后面 我发现个漂亮妹妹 记得看的时候不要表现得太明显
dude I said don't make it obvious
老哥 我说过不要弄得太明显了
sorry dude I'm pretty sure that's a male octopuses
对不起兄弟 不过我确定那是只公章鱼
oh no not him the cat
不不是他 是那只猫
okay but that guy does have a lot of arms though can we at least address that
好吧 不过那只章鱼居然真的有这么多胳膊欸
I think if we can bind four different arms together we could take them in a fight
我在想如果能绑住他四只胳膊 我们两个能打赢他吗
I mean I got nice arms so my arms probably count for six arms so so yes we could definitely take them
我觉得我胳膊很壮 所以我的两只胳膊比得上六只 所以能赢 我们肯定能拿下他
you do have really nice arms
你胳膊确实壮欸
god dude thanks bro
哦天哪 谢啦 兄弟
dude this trip is gonna be the bomb
老哥 这次旅行肯定会很劲爆！
dude you can't say bomb on an airplane what are you doing
老哥你绝不能说在飞机上提到“爆”你在干什么
sorry I'm sorry I forgot I didn't mean to
见鬼 抱歉 啊对不起 我不是有意的啊
you're gonna get a sent to Guatemala Bay
在这样你会被送到危地马拉湾的
III I don't think that's right
我我我 不觉得这是正确的
you might as well have just said I hate America and be gun with just get it out of your system
你还不如直接说你恨美国人 然后从身上把枪掏出来
dude I'm sorry I didn't mean to
别骂了别骂了 我错了还不行吗
but Real Talk this trip is about to be explosive
不过说真的 这次旅行肯定燃炸了！
bro
哥
why are we going to Winnipeg again
我们为啥又要去温尼伯
your grandmother's funeral
你外婆的葬礼啊
grandma died in Winnipeg!!
外婆在温尼伯死了？！