－嘿,彼特.－嘿,把这个拿着. Hey, Pete!－Hey, hold this.
我买了一些香肠和饼干, I bought some sausage to go with crackers
因为昨天晚上艾德丽安和我做了那件事. for Adrienne and me because we made out last night.
你觉得她会喜欢饼干吗? Think she likes crackers?
我现在没空.我的走了.有急事! I can't right now. I gotta go. I'm in a hurry.
我买了法式香肠. I bought French sausage
因为我觉得艾德丽安他们家是法国后裔. because I believe Adrienne's family is of French descent.
太有趣了.但是,我的走了. Interesting. Look, I gotta go.
如果你呆会儿想吃,这里应该还有多的. There should be plenty if you want some later.
- 好.好运.- 再见. - Okay. Good luck.- See you.
- 你还好吧?走吧!- 祝我好运。 - You all right? Go!- Wish me luck!
最后一轮了，打败它，宝贝，打败它。 Last final.Aced it, baby. Aced it!
派对时间！ Party time!
现在开始了。 It all starts now.
嘿，我正在学习呢。 Hey, I'm trying to study.
布克，你昨天考完了最后一科吧。 Booker, you finished your last final yesterday.
我在要开始先学下个学期的课。 I'm getting a head start on next semester.
错误的领先，小兄，因为今天是你成为男人的一天。 Wrong kind of head, little brother,because today, you become a man.
你不再--起来--把自己看成是小男孩了。 No longer--get up--will you look at yourself and see a little boy.
不再，在洗澡的时候哭泣，不管你洗得有多干净。 No longer will you cry in the shower knowing no matter how hard you scrub,
你可以把自己从那种最可恶的烦恼中解放出来了。 you cannot rid yourself of that most heinous of afflictions.
- 处女！- 我没有在淋浴中哭泣。 - Virginity! - I don't cry in the shower.
坐下。 Settle down.
这一切是一个非常复杂的过程，所以注意了！ This is all a very complicated process,so pay attention.
那些女生不会和你上床，除非你已经搞定了4个女生了。 Chicks won't have sex with a guy unless the guy's bagged at least four other chicks.
女生们很肤浅，他们只想要我这样的有经验的。 Girls are shallow and want a guy with experience--like me.
我怎么样才会和一个女孩上床， How am I supposed to have sex with a girl
如果女孩子们不想和没有性经验的男生上床？ if girls won't have sex with a guy who hasn't had sex?
就和几千年来男人们做的一样。 The same way all men have been doing it for thousands of years.
- 男人成长的毕经之路--妓女. - 我不想上妓女！ - The on-ramp to manhood--whores. - I'm not going to a hooker!
- 你想变得和我一样棒吗？ - 你不是很棒。 - Don't you wanna be cool like me? - You're not cool.
- 不，我很棒。 - 我不会去搞妓女的。 - Yes, I am.
听着, 我琢磨着你可以这样试试去搞。 Look, I figured you'd try and pussy out like this,
尽情搞吧，呆子！ being the pussy that you are, you pussy!
我已经叫了应招服务了，鸡已经上路了。 So I've already called an escort service, your whore's on the way,
而且我还告诉了每个人，如果你不上她的话， 他们都会觉得你是同性恋。 and I told everyone, so they're all gonna think you're a homo if you don't do her.
我不会把我的第一次给一个妓女的。 I'm not giving my special gift to a hooker.
我跟瑞切尔恋爱了。 I'm in love with Rachel.
你这个苦力。 You're a fag!
忘了那个性冷淡。 Forget that prude.
你的第一次应该给应招女郎。 And that's for calling virginity your special gift.
如果你一定要给你的第一次取名， 叫做羞耻的第一次比较好。 If you must call it something, call it your horrible shame,
因为名副其实。 无能的东西。 because that's what it is,
你是不是真的给每个人都说了我招妓了？ Did you really tell everyone you got me a hooker?
是的。 Yes.
现在你自己去搞这个鸡，你会喜欢的。 Now, you're gonna have sex with this whore, and you're gonna like it.
圣诞快乐。 Merry Christmas.
你们听说了吗？斯代尔斯给布克找一个鸡。 Did you hear? Styles got Booker a prostitute.
- 不可能。 - 有，有可能。他自己告诉我的。 - No way. - Yes, way! He told me himself.
贝蒂，你得听听这个。 Pete, you've gotta hear this.
- 我必须到车站接人。 - 城镇来的朋友？ - I gotta meet someone at the station. - Friend from out of town?
我们曾经一起合伙开车回家。 We're carpooling home for break.
- 圣诞树怎么样了？ - 法斯布买的。 - What's with the Christmas tree? - Foosball bought it.
我们不想要圣诞树的，那是火灾隐患。 We're not supposed to have Christmas trees--it's a fire hazard.
但是宿舍管理员回家了, 谁会管呢? But the R.A. went home,
随便吧，白白. Whatever. See ya.
不,我不能下来, 我在这里等人. No, I can't come down.
不,我不要. No, I can't!
艾德丽安,你听说妓女的事了吗? Adrienne, did you hear about the prostitute?
是的,斯代尔斯告诉我了. Yeah, Styles told me.
太恶心了.我甚至觉得我不应该让她进来. It's disgusting. I don't even think we should let her in the house.
- 我同意. - 托尼,你听说了吗? - I agree. - Tony, did you hear?
是的,我听说了妓女的事,但是,我不在乎. Yes, I heard about the prostitute, and, no, I don't care.
- 但是妓女... - 你知道吗？ - But prostitution-- - You know what?
你们俩不该多管闲事。 You two need to stay out of other people's shit.
找点其它事做。 You need to get a life.
他真是一个屁眼虫。我不知道克莱尔为什么跟了他。 He's such an asshole. I don't know why Claire's with him.
对呀，好一个屁眼虫。 Yeah, what an asshole.
- 你不觉得他是一个屁眼虫。 - 当然了。 - Don't you think Tony's an asshole? - Yeah.
- 你怎么了？ - 我昨天和纽玛搞不定。 - What's your problem? - I kinda made out with Newmar last night.
我准备躲开他。 I'm trying to avoid him.
我没有必要再告诉你那有多可怜。 I don't even need to tell you how pathetic that is.
也许过了圣诞节他就会忘了一切。 Maybe he'll forget about it over Christmas.
那可不一定，他可是个犹太人。 你来这里多久了？ - I doubt it. He's Jewish. - How long are you here?
我最后一科星期六才考。 在此之前我都走不开。 My last final's on Saturday. I can't leave until then.
来吧, 林恩. 让我们对着斯代尔斯大吼吧！ Come on, Lynne. Let's go yell at Styles.
如果要我说的话，我们宿舍是不会让妓女近来的。 No prostitute is coming into this dorm if I have anything to say about it.
你好，艾德丽安. - 你好,格利。 洞穴探险怎么样啊？ - Hey, Adrienne. - Gerri, how was the spelunking trip?
很艰苦但是挺有趣的。 It was tough but sort of interesting.
这是什么？ 大学寄来的？ What's this? From the university.
也许你的申请被通过了。 Maybe your appeal went through.
希望如此。下学期我没办法拿到奖学金了。 I wish. There's no way I'm getting my scholarship back for next semester.
我的分数简直太差了！ My grades were true shit.
谁寄来的？ 我不知道。 - Who's the package from? - I don't know.
我知道了。他们拒绝了我的申请。 那么,说了太多大学了. I knew it. They rejected the appeal. Oh, well. So much for college.
那你准备怎么办？ 我不知道这里是否-- - What are you gonna do? - I don't see that there's--
也祝你节日愉快。 Have a great holiday, too.
嘿！伙计们，怎么了？ 你好，克莱尔。 - Hey, guys. What's up? - Hi, Claire.
格利，我准备去体育馆。 有氧运动日, 想来吗？ Gerri, I'm going to the gym. It's cardio-abs day. Wanna come?
差一点 能说明一下吗？ - That was close. - Explanation?
我没问克莱尔，就借了她最喜欢的手提包。 I kinda borrowed Claire's favorite handbag without asking,
现在我不知道把它放在哪了。 and I have no idea where I left it.
在找到包之前，我尽量躲开她。 I'm trying to avoid her until I can find it.
也许在圣诞节之后她就会忘了这件事的。 Or maybe she'll forget about it over Christmas.
是吗？你太糊涂了。 Yeah, you're screwed.
帮我一个忙？有个国际互换学生要在这里见我。 Do me a favor? A foreign exchange student's meeting me here soon,
但是我必须去工作了。 but I have to run down to work.
- 你能替我接见她吗？ - 我很愿意，但是我有很多...... - Could you meet her for me? - I'd like to, but I got a lot of--
嘿，王。 嘿，你看到艾德丽安了吗？ Hey, Wang. Hey, have you seen Adrienne?
没有。你能帮我一个忙吗？ No. Could you do me a favor?
好的，等一会儿就可以，老兄。 Yeah. Maybe later, buddy.
但是...但是...... But--but...
- 你也把他的包搞掉了？ - 我们昨晚差点那个了。 - You lose his bag, too? - We kinda hooked up last night.
不准笑！ 我沮丧极了。 Shut up! I was depressed.
我昨天一晚上都在像法斯布抛媚眼，他居然完全忽视我。 I was hitting on Foosball all night and he was totally ignoring me.
- 法斯布是同性恋吗？ - 当然不是！ - lsn't Foosball gay? - No!
- 当然了. 听你的吩咐。 - 谢谢，法斯。 - Sure. I'm here for you. - Thanks, Foos.
她的名字是多米尼克， 法国人。 Her name's Dominique, she's French,
他会给我打电话，所以你要随时听着。 and she's gonna call my phone, so hang on to it.
你那里还有我的铁木兰的碟吗？ Do you still have my copy of Steel Magnolias?
在布克那里的。我想他和瑞切尔在看。 Booker's got it, I think. He and Rachel were watching it.
- 随便问一下，你是同性恋，对吧？ - 是的. - By the way, you're gay, right? - Yeah.
见鬼！这是个自由的国家，我想招妓就招。 Suck one! It's a free country and I can get a whore if I want to!
不，你不能。 这犯法了。 No, you can't. It's against the law.
对，你会被送进监狱，先生。 Yeah, you're going to jail, mister.
见你的鬼去吧! Suck one!
哦，天哪！ Oh, my God!
我刚把你撞到了吗？ 太对不起了。 Did I just hit you? I am so sorry!
没关系。 It's okay.
我只是在找我的手提包。 I was just looking for my handbag.
还好，那你有没有看见我的书。 Okay. Well, did I leave my books in here?
我不清楚。我没看到。不过你可以看看。 I don't know. I didn't see them. But you can look if you want.
我要到健身失去了，好吗？再见,宝贝。 I'm on the way to the gym, okay? Bye, baby.
"布兰妮, 希望这对你有所帮助。 "Britney, hope this takes care of things.
如果你需要什么打电话给我，洛伦佐." Call me if you need anything else. Lorenzo."
- 谁呀? - 洛伦佐? - Yeah? - Lorenzo?
嘿，不要说名字！ 拿到包裹了？ Hey. no names. So. you got the package?
- 是的,这只是... - 太好了。 - Yeah, it's just-- - Cool.
我们可以互相信任， 对吗? 我们是好的? We're square. right? We're good?
我觉得有一点误会。 I think there's been some kind of mix-up.
你在说什么？ 有什么问题吗？ What are you saying? Is there a problem?
嗯，是这样的，这个手提包不是...... Well, yeah. The bag isn't--
你知道什么!我们不应该在电话上讨论这个. You know what? We shouldn't talk over the phone.
15分钟后在学校植物园见我. Meet me at the university arboretum in 15 minutes.
- 好的,但是... - 中央长椅。 - Yeah, but--
那么，你在拉斯维加斯输光了你所有的钱？ So, you lost all your money in Vegas?
我有一套系统的，你知道的。 I had a system, you know?
- 但是不起作用。 - 对的。 - But it didn't work. - Right.
- 然后贝斯跟我分手到了。 - '因为你输了所有的钱。 - Then Beth broke up with me. - 'Cause you lost all your money?
我把他的也输光了。 I lost all her money, too.
不管如何了，跟猫有关的事。 Whatever. Then there's the thing with the cat.
我一点也不想听到猫的任何事。 I don't even wanna hear about the cat.
- 那只是个意外。 - 那当然是的。 - It was an accident. - I'm sure it was.
那是过去的事了，老弟。你什么时候开始工作？ That's in the past, man. What time are you gonna be done with work?
我6点开始工作，就在我寝室外面。 I'm done at 6:00. Just hang out at my dorm.
是男女声混合的。你会喜欢的。 It's co-ed. You'll like it.
没人会打搅我，对吧？ No one's gonna bother me, right?
我不想聊天，我只想冷静一下。 I'm really not in the mood for conversation. Just wanna chill out.
彼特，你能帮我一个忙吗？ Pete, can you do me a big favor?
告诉法斯布，我的外国交流学生英语不太好。 Tell Foosball my foreign exchange student doesn't speak English well.
法斯布，不会英语，好的！ Foosball, no English. Cool.
我的工作了。 走吧，快来。 I gotta get to work. Come on, let's go.
布兰妮。 Britney.
洛伦佐？ Lorenzo?
有什么问题？ 你还想要更多的？ What's the problem? You're expecting more?
这样的，只是我... Well, it's just that l...
什么？不想公开的说？ 我明白。 What? Don't wanna talk in public? I understand.
到一些私人的地方去。 Got someplace private we can go?
- 好的，像是餐馆。 - 不，私人的地方。 - Yeah, like a restaurant?
听着，有些事我必须告诉你。 Listen, there's something I have to tell you--
我觉得那边那个人正在看着我们。 I think that guy right there's watching us.
我们走。 Let's go.
这就是你的目标。 This is your target.
你看上去有点紧张。 You seem a little nervous.
我明白。你在担心你的表现。 I understand. You're worried about your performance.
但是你知道吗？ 我有一个为此自动防故障装置。 But you know what? I have a fail-safe cure for that.
我本不想和你分享的， I wasn't gonna share this with you,
但是为了一个老朋友，对吧？ but what's an older brother for, right?
这是我的遮丑布。 This is my beat-off rag.
我从六年级开始就用它自慰。 I've been beating off with this since I was in sixth grade.
我也从来没洗过。 他给我带来好运。 I've never washed it, either.
- 哦，天哪，不要！ - 哦，布克，要得！ - Oh, God, no!
- 在多米尼克来之前， - 谁是多米尼克？ - Before Dominique gets here-- - Who's Dominique?
你的鸡，白痴！ Your whore, you idiot.
你也把你的童真献给了妓女？ Did you lose your virginity to a hooker?
不是，我不用付钱。 Hell, no.
多米尼克是被强烈推荐来的， But Dominique comes highly recommended,
所以你上了她以后，我非常可能再上一次。 so I'll probably do her once you're done.
我要你在她来之前拿着它自慰，好吗？ I want you to jerk off with this before she gets here, okay?
我叫它苏西，相信我。 你会像一头种马一样的。拿着它。 I call it Susie. Trust me,
不要！ No!
不要像女孩子一样。只是精液而已，拿着它。 Don't be such a girl. It's just semen! Take it!
这是tmd什么？ What the hell was that?
没什么。 Nothing.
- 怎么了？ - 我觉得那张破布划着我了。 - What's up? - I think that rag cut me.
我能拿回我的铁木兰吗？ Can I get my copy of Steel Magnolias back?
嘿，同志们， 这是我的朋友克利夫。 Hey, guys. This is my friend Cliff.
他从法国来， 他不会说英语。 He's from France,
所以不要跟他讲话。 so don't bother talking to him.
这里，可乐。 Look. Cola.
好，我们走。 Yeah, let's go.
你知道吗，我才发觉你寄来的正好是我需要的。 You know, I just realized the amount you sent is what I agreed to.
我觉得我想到了另外一个主意. I think I was just thinking of another job.
那你是在说我们很棒了? So, you're saying we're cool?
就是的,我们很棒, 保持联系. Yeah, we're cool.
等等.你说我们应该见见面谈一谈. Wait. What do you say we hang and talk for a bit?
我想单独跟你见面很久了, I've wanted to meet you in person for a long time,
假面小姐. Miss Master of Disguise.
我还有一些上乘的任务,我希望你来负责. I gotta a couple choice jobs I want to run by you
我们可以齐心协力. that I think we could pull together.
我还有一堆我要烦的事. I got a shitload of stuff I gotta take care of.
15分钟. Fifteen minutes.
来吧.值得你花这点时间的. Come on. It'll be worth your while.
行,好的.15分钟. All right. Fine. Fifteen minutes.
但是,我们说好了...... But...here's the deal.
我假装在我自己的寝室里面。 我的名字叫格丽·法布。 I've set myself up in a dorm. My name is Gerri Farber.
不要想揭穿我。 Don't do anything to blow my cover.
克莱尔，我们必须阻止妓女进入我们的寝室。 Claire, we have got to stop that prostitute from coming in this house.
当然了，随便你们。 Sure. Whatever.
我不会站在一旁看着我们寝室的堕落。 I'm not gonna stand by and watch the moral decay of this dormitory.
你的脸怎么了？ What happened to your face?
托尼打着我了. Tony hit me.
开门的时候。 他开门的时候打着我了。 With the door. He hit me with the door.
待会儿见。 I'll see you guys later.
- 你是不是跟我想的一样？ - 托尼打了克莱尔。 - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - Tony's beating Claire.
他用门打了她？ 多蹩脚的借口呀， He hit her with the door? That was a pretty lame cover.
我告诉过你他有问题吗？ Didn't I tell you there was something up with him?
你说过的。 You did!
法国人？ French?
你不想跟你说话，现在不会有人打搅你了。 You didn't want to talk to anybody, now they won't bother.
我不说法语的，老兄。 I don't speak French, man.
这个宿舍其他人也不说，管这么多呢？ Neither does anyone else in this dorm, so who cares?
我们明天就走了。 我上班迟到了。 We leave tomorrow, anyways. I'm late for work.
我应该5分钟以前到达那里的。 I should've been there like five minutes ago.
哦，倒霉，法斯布。 Oh, crap. Foosball.
- 你看见法斯布没有？ - 他在麦柯菲的房间。 - Have you seen Foosball? - He's in McFee's room.
- 你能给他传个话吗？ - 我口渴了。 - Can you tell him something for me? - I'm thirsty.
纽玛！我需要你到麦柯菲的房间去。。。 Newmar! I need you to go to McFee's room and tell--
告诉法斯布，她等的女孩不会说一点英语。 and tell Foosball the girl he's waiting for doesn't speak English.
好的，但是之后我要... Yeah, but after l--
- 好吧好吧。 - 谢谢谢谢。 - Okay, fine. - Thanks.
你们俩犯什么毛病了？ What the hell is wrong with you two?
我们说你呢，殴打老婆的人。 We're on to you, wife beater.
- 什么？ - 我们在说你。 - What? - We're on to you.
你们知道吗？我有时候恨这个地方。我真的恨这个地方。 You know, sometimes I hate
那你花了多久来布置这些？ So, how long did it take you to set all this up?
一年多。 Over a year.
你觉得装甲车怎么样？ How do you feel about armored cars?
拿着苏西到洗手间去用用。 Take Suzie and go use her in the bathroom.
- 不要。 - 拿着她，布克。 - No. - Take it, Booker.
- 让我一个人呆着！ - 现在拿着苏西！ - Leave me alone! - Take Suzie--now!
闭嘴！ 我要给瑞切尔打电话。 Shut up! I'm calling Rachel.
瑞切尔住在大厅下面。 Rachel lives down the hall, tard. Tard!
你不要逼他了。 他很紧张。 Will you go easy on him? He's nervous.
你知道这是不准吸烟的宿舍，知道吗？ You know this is a no-smoking dorm, don't you?
可是布兰迪出城了。 Good thing Brady went out of town.
嘿，这就是猫儿走了，老鼠要翻天了。 Hey, when the cat's away, it's time to play.
把这个还给我。 Give this back to me.
我得用用电话。 I have to go use the can.
好吧，当他走出来，我就对他说我爱他 Okay, when he comes out, I'll just tell him that I love him.
不要告诉他我爱他，告诉他我需要他 Not tell him that I love him. Tell him that I want him.
那样更性感。 That is much sexier.
艾德丽安！ Adrienne!
- 法斯布在那里？ - 在厕所。 - Where's Foosball? - In the can.
- 你们是不是在等一个女孩？ - 对呀。 - Are you guys waiting for a girl? - Yeah.
好的，我要告诉你们那个女孩不会讲英语。 Okay, I'm supposed to tell you that she doesn't speak any English.
- 可恶! - Ok. - Awesome! - Okay.
等等！那说明她已经到这里了？ Wait! Does that mean she's here already?
我不知道。 I don't know.
她来了！ She's here!
她也不说英语。 She doesn't speak any English, either!
- 做个男人！ - 瑞切尔，是我。 - Be a man! - Rachel. it's me.
天哪！ God!
他来了。 He's here.
把该死的电话放下，布克。 你的女人来了。 Get off the damn phone, Booker. Your whore is here.
我能帮你吗？你在找谁？ Can I help you? Who are you looking for?
- 我找...... - 让开，玛拉。 - I am looking for-- - Beat it, Marla.
嗨，你是多米妮克？ Hi. You Dominique?
太好了，跟我来。 Great. Follow me.
- 这就是那个妓女？ - 是的，你快消失。 - That's the prostitute? - Yes, now get lost.
我叫多米尼克。 我是从法国来的学生...... I am Dominique. I am student from France--
- 滚出去，骗子！ - 干什么呢？我从法国来。 - Get out, tramp! - What? I am from France.
来吧，多米尼克。 别管她，她是婊子。 Come on, Dominique. Ignore her. She's a bitch.
- 来吧。 - 婊子，你好。 - Come on. - Bitch.
林恩！ Lynne!
来吧。 Come on.
胆小鬼！ Loser!
你清洗一下吧，好吗？我跟他预习一下。 Go freshen up, okay? I have to prep him.
开门！ Come on!
- 你们看见艾德丽安没有？ - 你晕了吗，纽玛？ - Have you guys seen Adrienne? - Screw off, Newmar.
我们告诉法斯布那个妓女。 We could tell Foosball about the prostitute.
他会在我们这边的。 同性恋者都很敏感。 He'll be on our side. Gay guys are really sensitive.
你有没有看见那个妓女？ Have you seen the prostitute?
她看上去那么贱。 She looked like such a skank.
就像我看见过的应招女郎一模一样。 Exactly what I pictured a call girl looking like.
- 你是鸡？ - 我从法国来。 - A prostitute? - I am from France.
最多两个小时。 下一个客人在城市另一头呢。 Two hours max. Next job's across town.
我很快就会出来的。 I'll be out in a flash.
我想你。 I miss you.
我也是。 Yeah. me. too.
- 嘿，还好吗？ - 还不错。 - Hey, how's it going? - Not too bad.
听着，有没有人告诉过你他觉得我是一个殴打老婆的人？ Listen, has anyone ever said anything to you about thinking I'm a wife beater?
什么？ What?
没关系的，老兄。 您在做事吗？ Never mind, man.
只是在等王的互换学生，怎么了? Just waiting for Wang's foreign exchange student to show up. Why?
我和艾德丽安星期六要最后演出了。 Well, Adrienne and I have
我找不到她。 想帮我吗？ and I can't find her anywhere. You wanna help me?
- 关于什么的？ - 一些台词。 - What's it about? - Just some melodramatic crap.
我的角色跟艾德丽安的角色发生冲突 My character knocks up Adrienne's character.
这一幕，我们在打架。 In this scene, it's us fighting.
我不知道该怎么处理一个婴儿。 I don't know what to do with a baby.
他让我快要发疯了。 It's driving me nuts!
所以我要她堕胎。 Of course I want her to have the abortion,
但是她不听我的。 but she won't listen to me.
所以我下决定要抛弃她。 So, I've made it up in my mind to dump her.
哦，天哪，知道我怎么想的吗？ Oh, God! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
托尼让克莱尔怀孕了，然后让她堕胎，最后抛弃她 Tony got clair pregnant and wants her to get an abortion or he's gonna dump her!
噢，天哪！ Oh, my God!
你好？多米尼克？ Hello? Dominique.
好的，我马上下来。 All right, I'll be right down.
我待会儿再找你。如果你看到艾德丽安，告诉她我在找她。 I'll catch you later. If you see Adrienne, tell her I'm looking for her.
你在干什么呢？不要那么无能！ What's wrong with you? Stop being such a lame-ass.
别管我！我爱瑞切尔。 Leave me alone! I love Rachel!
- 你好？ - 你是谁？ - Hello? - Who is this?
- 你是谁？ - 我是王。 - Who's this? - This is Wang.
我数三声，你就给我出来！ I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get out of there.
布克，你为什么拿着我的电话？ Booker. why are you answering my phone?
- 你不是我妈！ - 一... - You're not mom! - One...
- 我很忙，你想要什么？ - 二... - I'm busy. What do you want? - Two...
我只是想联系法斯布，看看他见到多米尼克没有？ I was trying to reach Foosball to see how things went with Dominique.
- 三。 - 还好吗？ - Three. - Everything go okay?
别逼我！ Stop pressuring me!
我的手臂断了，布克！ My arm is broken, Booker!
布克！我的天呀！ Booker! Oh. my God.
骨头突出来了！ The bone is popping out!
我要晕了！ I'm gonna faint.
妈妈会杀了我的，都是你的错。 Mom's gonna kill me. and it's your fault!
布克，真的断了！ Booker. it's broken!
出来了！ Sucker!
我想你是多米尼克吧？ Dominique, I presume?
- 就是我。 - 请进。 - That's me. - Come in.
- 那你是法国人？ - 我应该是吗？ - So, you're French? - Should I be?
- 是的，他们告诉我的。 - 那我就是法国人。 - Yeah, that's what I was told.
- 你的英语真好。 - 你的也是。 - Your English is wonderful. - So is yours.
那你想等王来吗？ So, you just wanna wait for Wang?
为什么要等？ Why wait?
我想你可以跟着我，或者在他的房间等他。 I guess you could just come in with me, or you could stay in his room.
谁付我钱？ Who has my money?
钱？我不知道有关钱的任何事。 Money? I don't know anything about any money.
那么，谁是我的客人？ 他在那里？ Well, who's my guy? Where is he?
对不起，我以为你知道呢。 他出去了，一会儿就回来。 I'm sorry. I thought you knew. He had to step out for a second.
天，这太好了。 God. This is great.
你不如在他房间等他吧， 他一会儿就回来了。 Why don't you wait in his room? He'll be back any minute.
行，好的，随便。 Okay, yeah. Whatever.
我是在帮你做回你自己。 I'm just saving you from yourself.
我去带你的鸡去了，好吗? I'm gonna go get your whore. Okay?
想都不要想逃跑！ Don't even think about trying to make a run for it.
你怎么知道他和你性情相投？ But how do you know he's your soul mate?
我就是感觉。 就像你和纽玛。 I just know. Kind of like you and Newmar.
什么？不，不，不，昨天晚上只是意外，那是... What?! No, no. Last night was an accident. That was--
谁呀？ Who is it?
我是托尼。艾德丽安在吗？ It's Tony. Is Adrienne in there?
在。等一下。 Yeah. Hang on a sec.
我以为是纽玛。 I thought you might be Newmar.
我到处找你。 I've been looking everywhere for you.
我们必须的排练一下这一幕。 We really need to work on this scene.
好了，让我们开始工作吧。 All right, let's get down to business!
王在那里？ Where is Wang?
哦，你的口音真难听。 你的王在这里。 Wow. Your accent is awesome! His wang is right in here.
就是他了。 There he is.
温柔点，好吗？ 他很紧张。 Be gentle, okay? He's nervous.
能明白我说的吗？ Can you understand what I say?
王在哪里？ 我要见王。 Where is Wang? I want Wang.
哇，你真是性急。 Wow, you're an eager one.
看到没有，布克，你的兄弟知道怎么挑动他们。 See, Booker. Your brother
好了，就是他。 他就在这里。你好，嗨？ All right, he is the one. Him right there. Hello? Hi.
我让你们单独相处，好吗？再见！ I'm gonna leave you two alone, okay? Bye.
对了，有什么问题吗？ Okay, is there a problem here?
对了，应该先付钱的，太笨了！ That's right, money is always up front. How stupid.
20，40，60，80，100。给你的！ Twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, one hundred. There you go.
好吗？让他爽到死。 All right? Knock 'em dead.
好了，快上吧。 Okay, come on.
停手吧，斯代尔斯。 很明显的，她不想这么做。 Knock it off, Styles. Clearly she doesn't want to do this.
听着，她是鸡。 她没有选择权。 Listen, she's a whore.
这肯定是前奏的一部分。 This must be part of some little act.
去摸她的屁股。 Start grabbing her ass.
好了，一定有什么搞错了。 布克，到大厅里去等着。 All right, something is obviously wrong. Booker, go wait in the hall.
她一定想加价。我来处理。 She must want to haggle. I'll fix this.
瑞切尔，是我。 Rachel, it's me.
好了，如果他进来的时候，你裸着身子，他会感觉好点。 So, maybe if you're naked when he comes back in, that'll help.
做呀！ Go for it.
对了，你不会说英语。 好吧，看着我！ That's right, you don't speak any English. Okay, look.
明白了？嗯? Get it? Hello?
没有，好吧。 No? Okay.
这样。 All right.
嘿，看着这只小鸟。 Hi. Look at the birdie.
看见了，你只需要... See, you just need to go--
我想我已经掌握了这个角色了。 I think I really got a hold of my character.
- 别告诉她你看到我了。 - 什么？ - Don't tell her you saw me! - What?
- 你还好吗？ - 还好。 - How are you? - Good.
- 看看我的肌肉。 - 真好！ - Check out my abs! - Nice.
- 打一下我的肚子。 - 饶了我吧。 - Punch me in the gut. - Give me a break.
来吧，我现在感觉很好。 Seriously, I'm feeling ripped right now.
不，大厅里有人在。 No, we got people in the hall.
来吧，不要那么胆小。 只管做！ Come on, don't be a weiner.
好吧，但是是你要我这样做的。 Fine, but you asked me to do it--remember that.
来呀！ Bring it.
哦，我的天！ Oh, my gosh!
我来解释，她叫我这样做的。 I can explain. She asked for it.
托尼，我确定所有人都这么要求的。 I'm sure they all ask for it, Tony.
我不是说她要求这样... I don't mean she asked like--
亲爱的，告诉他们你叫我这样的做的。 Honey, tell them that you asked me to do it.
并不是像你们所看到的这样。 It's not what it looks like.
他想让她流产。我们把她弄出去。 He's trying to give her a miscarriage. We've got to get her out of here.
好吧，当然了， 我们相信你。、 Okay, sure. We believe you.
我们能跟你单独谈谈吗，克莱尔？ Can we have a word with you alone, Claire?
等等，向这些怨妇解释解释我不是在打你。 Wait, explain to these nags that I'm not beating you.
该死的，告诉他们！ Goddamnit, tell them!
不要再用谎话威胁她！ Quit trying to scare her into lying.
怎么回事呀？ What was that all about?
别问了。他们精神有毛病。 Don't ask. They're frickin' insane.
你为什么躲着？ Why are you hiding?
是这样的，我偶然偷了克莱尔最喜欢的手提包。 Well, I accidentally stole Claire's favorite handbag,
然后我又把它弄丢了。 and then I kind of lost it.
她祖母给她的那个？ The one her grandmother gave her?
她要是发现会杀了我的。 必要告诉她你见到我了。 She'll kill me if she finds out. Don't tell her you saw me!
我还在找呢！ I'm still looking for it.
我什么都不会说的。我要是你我就要找到它。 I won't say anything, but I would find it if I were you.
好了，我们继续这一幕。 我不想看上去像白痴一样。 Look, we gotta work on this scene. I don't wanna look like an idiot.
好的，让我拿着拿着剧本吧 我对我的台词还是比较生疏。 Well, let me hold the script, 'cause I'm still a bit rusty on my lines.
准备好了吗？好了！ Are you ready? Okay.
- 你不要生下那个孩子！ - 不，我要生下来！ - You're not having that baby! - Yes, I am!
嘿，性感... Hey, sexy.
- 我需要你。 - 你当然需要了。 - I want you. - I bet you do.
你知道你是唯一的能取悦我的人。 You know you're the only one who's ever pleased me.
真好笑，我以前也听说过。 That's funny. I've heard that before.
我要你使劲上我。 I need you to do it to me so hard.
哦，当然了。 Oh, I will.
我会让你爽到死。 I'm gonna give it to you so good.
是的，你会的。 Yes, you are!
我会舔你的每寸肌肤。 I'm gonna lick every inch of your gorgeous body.
我要马上就触摸你的乳头。 I can't wait to get my hands on those tits.
什么？ What?
哦，不好！ Oh, no!
好，那很好，那很好。 Okay, that's good. That's good.
等一下！停下！我怎么办？我怎么办？ Wait. Stop. What about me? What about me? Come on!
你不需要我们。 You don't need us.
你只需要你的苏西。 You've got Suzie.
我不要苏西。 I don't want Suzie.
亲爱的！ Girls!
这是？ 我怎么在厕所里？ What the...? How'd I get in the closet?
疯狂的法国妓女！ Crazy French whore!
布克，布克。 Booker! Booker,
这都是怎么回事？ What's all this about?
这边走！ This way.
这是谁？ Who's this?
他是彼特的一个朋友之类的。 没关系，他不会说英语。 Some goon Pete is friends with. Don't worry, he doesn't speak English.
- 你在开玩笑吗？ - 我确定。蠢驴？ - Are you kidding? - No, I'm pretty sure. Jackass?
明白我跟你说的话吗？ Do you understand a word I'm saying to you,
还是你的脑袋进水了？ or is your brain pierced, too?
太好了。好了，关于托尼的事。 我们知道怎么回事。 Perfect. Okay, about Tony, we know what's been going on.
你们觉得我托尼打我？就是因为这个？ You guys think Tony's beating me, right? That's what this is about?
- 不要撒谎了。 - 还有孩子。 - Don't try to lie about it. - Or the baby.
我们无意中听见他跟法斯布说的话了。 We overheard him talking to Foosball.
我们知道他打你是因为你的腹中的孩子. We know he's beating you because he doesn't want you to have the baby.
好了,亲爱的,我们在这里支持你. Well, honey, we're here for you.
什么孩子? What baby?
克莱尔...你肚子里的孩子。 Claire...the one in your womb.
老实说，玛拉 我没有怀孕。 Seriously, Marla, I'm not pregnant.
- 你确定？ - 确定！ - Are you sure? - Yes!
托尼一定是在说另外一个女孩！ Tony must've been talking about a different girl!
他把他对他情人的气出在克莱尔头上。 He's beating Claire over the frustration over his mistress!
他没有打我，也没有人任何人怀孕。 He's not beating me, and no one is pregnant.
我会问清楚的，好吗？ I'm gonna settle this, okay?
你们在这里等一下，我去跟托尼谈谈。 You guys just wait here, and I'm gonna go talk to Tony.
我上个星期四晚上让尼克抚摸我了。 So, I let Nick Stuckis
- 隔着还是没隔着衣服？ - 没有隔着，我几岁了？12岁？ - Over or under the shirt? - Under. What am l, 12?
- 你不能要那个孩子。 - 不，我要！ - You're not having that baby! - Yes, I am!
听着，贱货，你必须去打掉孩子。 Listen, bitch, you're gonna have that abortion either way!
如果你不去医院，我会把你推下楼梯！ If you won't go to the clinic, I'm gonna knock you down them stairs!
我简直不敢相信。 I can't believe you.
你觉得你只要想要就可以跟我上床， You think you could just have sex with me
而不付出代价吗？ wheneveryou want and not pay the price?
你这个懦夫。 You are a loser!
你也别想我不会告诉你的骚货女朋友。 And don't think I won't tell your skanky-ass girlfriend!
听着，贱货，你不能告诉她这种糗事。 Look, bitch, you won't tell her a goddamn thing!
里面发生什么事了？ What's going on in there?
没什么，我再换衣服。 Nothing! I'm changing!
别开门。 等一下。 Don't open the door yet. Hold on.
托尼，谁和你在一起？ Tony, who's in there with you?
没人！ No one!
你能待会儿再来吗？ 我再找东西。 Can you come back later? I'm looking for something.
行，好的。 我一会儿就回来，屁眼虫。 Yeah, fine.
哦，糟糕，她生气了。 Oh, shit. She's pissed.
我得去追她。你可以继续。 I gotta go after her. You can split, if you want.
我不觉得那让成为一个荡妇。 I don't think that makes you a slut.
有时候卫生间是你唯一能找到的地方。 Sometimes a bathroom stall is all you can find.
是艾德丽安。 It's Adrienne.
托尼背着我和她约会。 Tony's been messing around with her behind my back,
而且她最有可能怀孕了。 and she is most certainly pregnant.
哇，她还和纽玛纠缠在一起。 Wow. And she screwed around with Newmar, too.
简直是个淫妇！ What a slut!
她想告诉我，但是他威胁她。 She wants to tell me,
你得要去会会她。 You need to confront her.
我们走！ Let's go.
明白了，这就像个时钟系统。 See, it's like clockwork.
每个星期二和四，这辆卡车在一到两个工厂之间... Every Tuesday and Thursday, this truck picks up between one and two mill--
暂停一下，老大。 Put it on pause for a second there, chief.
我去一下洗手间。马上就回来。 I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.
她在那里？ Where is she?
- 谁？ - 当然是克莱尔。 - Who? - Come on. Claire.
她出去了。 She went outside.
玛拉，你这个变态。我没有钥匙， Marla, you moron. Like I don't have my keys.
靠,我没有钥匙， Shit, I don't have my keys.
玛拉，开门！ Marla, open the door!
- 嗨！ - 你找到她了吗？ - Hi! - Did you find her?
没有，你确定她下楼去了？ No. Are you sure she went downstairs?
是的。 Yeah.
外面有人吗？ Is someone out there?
什么？没有，怎么这么问？ What? No. Why?
允许我离开一分钟。 Can you excuse me for one minute?
纽玛，你看见艾德丽安了吗？ Newmar, have you seen Adrienne?
没关系。 Never mind.
到底怎么了？ What the hell?
我很高兴我不是你唯一躲着的人。 I'm glad to see I'm not the only one you're hiding from.
我没有躲着你。 I'm not hiding from you.
有人来开一下门吗！ Somebody open the door!
好吧，如果你没有躲着我，那么.... Well, if you're not hiding from me, then...
那就太好了， that's great, because...
我买了一个大法式香肠， 是法式的。 'cause I bought us a big sausage, and...it's French.
你是法国后裔，对吧？ You are of French descent, right?
听着，纽玛， 关于昨天晚上的事， Look, Newmar,
我有点醉了。 I was kind of drunk.
是呀！ Yeah!
我是真醉了。 I was really drunk.
是呀！ Yeah.
我喜欢的另有其人。 I like somebody else.
是我吗？ Is it me?
不，当然不是你， 是另外的人。 No, of course it isn't you. It's somebody else.
另外的不在这个房间的人，不是你！ Somebody who's not in this room and is not you.
我明白了。 I see.
你不喜欢我。 You don't like me.
因为我很怪异，我很无聊。 'Cause I'm weird and I'm boring
我没有吸引力， 我的头发太糟糕了。 and I'm unattractive and I have really bad hair.
不，不，不是的。 No, no.
你是说还有其他原因？ So, you mean there's more?
纽玛，你会找到真正喜欢你的女孩的。 Newmar, someday you're gonna find a girl that really likes you.
只是不是我。 It just won't be me.
我很对不起。但是我很高兴我们开诚布公的说了。 I'm sorry. I'm just glad we could finally get this out in the open.
好吧，让我给你看看香肠，因为它真的很好... Okay, let me just show you the sausage, 'cause it's really nice--
纽玛，我不想和你分享任何东西，好吗？ Newmar! I don't wanna share anything with you, okay?
让我一个人呆着。 Just leave me alone.
求求你了。 Please.
我的衬衫。 My shirt.
等等，等等，等等。 Wait, wait, wait.
伙计，怎么了？ Dude, what's wrong?
我只是到处走走。 没什么。 I'm just kind of bummed out, that's all.
你想吃我的香肠吗？ You wanna eat my sausage?
对不起？ Excuse me?
我为艾德丽安买了些很贵的法式香肠。 I bought some really expensive French sausage for Adrienne and l,
但是，我想她一点也不想要。 but I don't think she wants any.
她不喜欢我。 She doesn't like me.
法式香肠？ It's French sausage?
王的外国互换学生，多米尼克，她是法国人。 Wang's foreign exchange student Dominique--she's from France.
王回来之前，她无事可做。 She has nothing to do until Wang gets back from work.
你怎么不去问问她想不想和你一起吃？她真的很热辣。 Why don't you see if she wants to eat with it you? She's so hot.
嗨，你是多米尼克？ Hi. Are you Dominique?
快到时间了。 什么让你耽误了？ It's about time. What's been keeping you?
我不知道。 I don't know.
我不觉得我下来走了很长时间，但是... I didn't think it took me that long to walk down here, but...
法斯布打电话给你了？ Did Foosball call you?
法斯布？我不知道。 Foosball? I don't know.
听着，我马上要走了。我们可以快点做了吗？ Look, I gotta go soon, so can we get this going?
- 当然。 - 你想在那里做？ - Yeah, sure.
嗯，我觉得厨房很好。不过这里也行。 Well, I was thinking the kitchen, but here's fine with me.
你为什么不坐下呢？ Why don't you sit here?
法斯布告诉你我的香肠了吗？ So, did Foosball tell you about my sausage?
为什么你不告诉我你的香肠？ Why don't you tell me about your sausage?
- 嗯，它看起来真的好吃。 - 我肯定是这样的。 - Well, it looks really tasty. - I'm sure it is.
真太好了。 That's really nice.
是的，我想让你觉得舒服，宝贝。 Yeah? Well, I want you to feel good, baby,
告诉我你想要什么？想要我做什么？ so tell me what you want. What do you want me to do?
嗯，我想... Well, I want--
法斯布说你会喜欢我的香肠的。 Foosball said you might like some of my sausage.
我肯定会喜欢你的香肠的，但是你要我怎么做呢？ I'm sure I'm gonna love your sausage, but what do you want me to do with it?
吃了它。还能怎么样？ Eat it. What else is there to do with it?
只要你能想得到的。 Anything you can think of.
如果你只需要口交，那太棒了。 But if all you want is oral, that's fine.
- 我没有小刀，你有吗？ - 我有手铐。 - You don't have a knife, do you? - I've got handcuffs.
我不觉得手铐能够切开。 I don't think those will cut anything.
对不起。 那件事我不做。 I'm sorry. That's one thing I don't do.
不切开， 也不打 No cutting, and no hitting, either.
不切？ No cutting?
但是这个香肠真的很大。 Well, this sausage is pretty damn big.
我以为你希望要全部。 I doubt you'd want the whole thing.
我能吞下全部的，亲爱的。 I can take it all, baby.
那真的很难见到，只是万一你错了。 That would be pretty impressive to see, but just in case you're wrong,
我想你能留着剩下的。 I thought you could keep the rest.
- 我想我不知道你想做什么？ - 作为礼物。 - I'm not sure I know what you mean. - As a present.
你没有其他地方可以放了吗？ You don't have anywhere you could put it, do you?
你可以放在任何你想放的地方。 You can put it anywhere you want.
甚至在我的屁眼里。 Even in my ass.
我为什么要把我的香肠放到你的屁股里？ Why would I wanna put my sausage in your ass?
有人喜欢那样。 Some guys like that.
法国人。 The French.
我想我们应该把嘴巴作为唯一进口，如果让我说的话。 I think we should stick to the mouth as the only point of entry, if you get me.
不管你想怎么样。 Whatever floats your boat.
不过你的先给钱，如果你朋友忘了告诉你。 Except for you have to pay up front-- in case your friend didn't tell you.
付钱？钱？ Pay? Money?
为什么我要付钱让你吃我的香肠？ Why would I pay you to eat my sausage?
如果你想要我，你得付钱。 If you want me, you have to pay.
嗯，如果你这么想，我宁愿吃我自己， Well, I'd prefer to just eat it myself if that's your attitude.
听着，我... Look, l...
听着，对不起，多米尼克，我... Look, I'm sorry, Dominique, but...
虽然你对我有感觉， while it's obvious that you have feelings for me,
但是我的心属于另外一个人。 my heart belongs to another.
我不知道法国的习俗是什么？ I don't know what is customary in France,
但是在美国， but here in America,
当某个人让你和他共享食物的时候， when someone offers to share their food with you,
你不能要钱。 you don't demand money.
食物？ Food?
你必须帮我找到她。 事情不对劲了 You gotta help me find her. Something's gone wrong.
你自己去找到她。 她是你的妓女。 Find heryourself. She's your hooker.
- 我从来不想要她。 - 好呀，你这个不知恩图报的混蛋。 - I never wanted her. - Fine, you ungrateful bastard.
我会找到她的， I will find her,
你不可以和她上床，她现在是我的了。 you don't get to have sex with her because she's mine now!
他妈的！ Fuck!
布克，我真高兴你不喜欢那个应招女郎。 Booker, I'm so happy you didn't make love to that call girl.
我为你保持着我的贞节，瑞切尔，你明白的。 I'm saving my special gift for you, Rachel. You know that.
哦，布克。 Oh, Booker.
不，不 No, no, no.
你在这里，过来，我要跟你谈谈。 There you are. Come here. I gotta talk to you.
- 怎么了？ - 还记得我收到的包裹？ - What is it? - Remember the package I got?
别担心他，我想他是王的外国互换学生。 Don't worry about him. I think that's Wang's foreign exchange student.
他一点也不会说英语。 He doesn't speak a word of English.
那个包裹不是给我的，是给一个叫布兰妮的女孩的。 The package wasn't for me. It was for some girl named Britney.
布兰妮，布兰妮·斯皮尔斯？ Britney? Britney Spears?
不是，他们一定是把包裹放错地方了。 No. They must've put the package in the wrong mailbox or something.
那里面有个钱包还有电话号码。 There was a purse in it with a phone number.
我本想把钱包还给一个叫什么洛伦佐的人。 I tried to return the purse to some guy Lorenzo
那个人是个毒贩要么是个街头艺术家， 他现在就在我楼上的寝室。 who's a drug dealer or a con artist, and he's upstairs in my room right now.
包里面藏了一打钱。 And there's a bunch of money hidden in the bag.
- 我们在讨论多少钱？ - 一定有3万美金。 - How much money are we talkin' about? - There must be like $30,000.
坏了。 Bad.
坏了，你知道的，酸了！ Bad, you know? Is sour.
纽玛找到你了吗？ Did Newmar find you okay?
我的跟你谈谈。 一定有什么误会。 I need to talk to you. I think there's been some mistake.
- 你什么意思？ - 你看见艾德丽安了吗？ - What do you mean? - Have you seen Adrienne?
- 没有。 - 你！就是那个斯代尔斯找的妓女！ - No. - You! That's the prostitute Styles got!
- 斯代尔斯，麦克菲，这是他的名字。 - 这是谁？ - Styles McFee--that was his name. - Who is this?
王的外国互换学生。 她从法国来。 Wang's foreign exchange student. She's from France.
你知道我们必须做什么吗？ 报警！ You know what we should do? Call the police.
妓女交易不合法。 他们一定会逮捕她和斯代尔斯的。 Prostitution is very illegal. They would arrest her and Styles.
那你是从法国来的？ So, you're from France?
这里有一个叫克里夫的， There's this guy here-- Cliff, I think, is his name.
他也从法国来，不会说英语。 He's French and doesn't speak a word of English.
我们帮你介绍他。 We should introduce you.
我一定要把那个妓女处理掉。 We need to do something about that whore.
要是你十分钟见不到我，打我寝室电话。 If you don't see me in ten minutes, call my room.
如果我说我不能及时到达宴会。 If I say, "No, I can't make it to the party,"
那么我需要你帮我除掉他。 then I need you to help me get rid of him.
好吧。 Okay.
救命呀！需要王！ Help! Need Wang.
真是的！ 我不会说英语。 What the fuck! I don't speak no English! French!
再见！再见！ So long! Good bye.
嗨，克莱尔。 Hi, Claire.
记住“不，我不能及时到达晚会。” Remember--"No, I can't
- 我们俩需要谈谈。 - 我知道。 - You and I need to talk. - I know.
我们的让你们两独处。 We'll leave you two alone.
- 我们就在这里谈吧。 - 好的。 - Let's talk in here. - Okay.
我不太确定他在那里。 I'm not sure where he is.
他在那里！克里夫！ There he is! Cliff!
我为你找了个朋友。 I found you a friend!
有什么你需要坦白的吗？ Have anything you'd like to confess?
我发现我所做的了？ You found out what I did?
这太好了。 This is gonna be good.
我想让你知道我真的很抱歉。 I want you to know I am really sorry.
你很抱歉？我希望你能清楚这不是道歉就能解决的问题。 You're sorry? I hope you know this is not something you can just apologize for.
你还不回来了。 You can't take this back.
- 你真的这么想？ - 我不可以这样吗？ - Are you really this mad? - Shouldn't I be?
我知道我太激动了，但是这没什么大不了的。 I realize it was kind of uncool of me, but it's not that big a deal.
你在开玩笑吗？ Are you kidding?
我不应该没经过允许就借别人的东西。 I shouldn't borrow things without asking,
但是我真的需要，我以为你不允许。 but I really needed it, and I thought you'd say no.
- 我只需要一晚上。 - 你把那个叫做借？！ - I only wanted it for one night. - You call that borrowing?!
那么肯定我会说不的。 And of course I'd say no!
我不在乎你有多需要它，你这个荡妇！ I don't care how bad you needed it, you slut!
对不起？！ 你在叫谁荡妇？ Excuse me?! Who are you calling a slut?
哦，你，荡妇！ Oh...you, slut!
看看你，你想让每个人都知道这件事吗？ Look at you. You want everybody to know about it.
穿着托尼的T恤。 With Tony's shirt on.
ok，我也不想借这个。但是... Okay, I didn't ask to borrow this, either, but...
纽玛溅了些东西在我身上，另外有个人盯着我的乳房看， Newmar spilled something on my shirt, this guy was staring at my boobs--
你到底有多少个男人，淫妇？ How many guys do you have on the side, tramp?
好了，我不管 我到底做了什么？ Okay, I don't care what the hell I did,
如果你在叫我一次荡妇或者淫妇？ if you call me a slut or a tramp one more time,
我会给你一个耳光，婊子。 I'm gonna slap you upside the head, bitch.
你们两个！ You guys!
来吧，你们两个。 不要害羞嘛！ Come on, you two. Don't be shy.
以前没做过？ Menage a tois ever?
让你们两个单独呆会儿。 I'll leave you two alone.
每个人都怎么了？ Where the hell is everyone?!
那你不讲英语，是吗？ So you don't speak any English, do you?
- 你好？ -你好。 - Hello? - Hello.
- 谁呀？ - 莫娜，是我，多米尼克。 - Yeah? - Mona, it's me--Dominique.
- 怎么了？ - 天哪，我有麻烦了。 - What's up? - God, I'm in a fix.
我跟一个法国互换学生搞混了，他们认为我是法国人。 I've been confused with a foreign exchange student. They think I'm French.
他们把我关在这个屋子里和这个怪异的法国佬一起。 They've got me in this room with this weird French prick.
怎么会这样？ How did that happen?
他们觉得真正的互访留学生是鸡而不是我 They think the real foreign exchange student is the working girl instead of me.
- 他们付你钱了么？ - 没，我从来没拿到钱 - Did your guy pay you? - No, I never got the money.
我没找到叫我来的那家伙 I never found the guy who ordered me.
- 泰德在哪儿？ - 什么－ - Where's Ted? - What the--
怎么了？ Excuse me?
咱们打开天窗说亮话 Let's get everything out in the open.
你不是法国人，我的美国腔也还可以，是吧？ You're not French, and I speak American just fine, right?
太棒了，你象个鸡，是吧？ This is so perfect. You're like a pro, right?
像个妓女？ Like, a hooker?
让我走吧，我不知道你要干吗，可我不是免费的 Just let me leave. I don't know what you're after, but I don't do freebies.
如果我有个提议呢？ What if I had a proposition to make?
- 你有多少钱？ - 不，是另外一个提议 - How much you got? - No. A different kind of proposition.
比如做拍档 Like a partnership.
如果我说我知道哪儿能弄到30000块钱呢？ What if I said I knew where we could get $30,000?
好吧 Okay.
谢谢 Thanks.
唔，我要回房间去做好准备 So, I guess I'm gonna go back to my room and finish getting ready.
- 等一下，法斯布 - 嗯？ - Wait, Foosball.
没什么 Nothing.
没关系 Never mind.
我真蠢！ I suck!
如果这房子里有一摞票子，你又知道在哪 If there's a stack of money in this house, and you know who has it,
你干吗要找个人合伙呢？ why do you need a partner?
你干吗不自己留着？ Why not keep it for yourself?
你说得没错，我不需要拍档，我TM怎么想的？ You're right. I don't need a partner. What the hell was I thinking?
蠢货！ Psych!
不，不，说真的 No, no. Seriously.
我的计划需要两个人 The plan I have needs two people.
其中一个得是个漂亮MM One of them should be a pretty girl.
而且，我朋友在这里住，这让我很尴尬 Two--my friend lives here. It puts me in a weird place.
而你－没人知道你是谁 But you--nobody knows who you are.
那，计划是什么？ So, what's the plan?
首先我们得给这个格利写个条子 First we gotta write a note to this girl Gerri.
就是那样！ That's it!
我不好意思当着法斯布的面说我喜欢他... I'm too chicken to tell Foosball that I like him to his face...
我只要给他写封情书就好了 I'll just write him a love letter.
为什么我以前没想到呢？ Why didn't I think of it before?
我要给艾德丽安写一首浪漫的诗！ I'll write Adrienne a romantic poem!
“没有你陪我一点也不开心 你的艾德丽安” "l will not be happy until we can be together. Yours truly, Adrienne."
你们觉得怎么样？缺了点什么，是么？ What do you guys think? It's missing something, right?
香水！好主意，奥利佛 那个香水样本哪儿去了？ Perfume! Good idea, Oliver.
克莱尔的包！这样她就不会再烦我了 Claire's bag! This'll get her off my back.
“...就像阳光下的玫瑰， 你也是” "...and like a rose in the sun,
很不错 That's good stuff.
- 你后面是什么？ - 我后面？ - What you got behind your back? - My back?
没什么 Nothing.
好吧...你干吗呢？ Okay...what are you doing?
去洗手间 Going to the bathroom.
好吧 All right.
“爱...纽玛” "Love...Newmar."
感谢上帝！ Thank God!
我要下楼去给她打电话 I'll go downstairs and call her from that phone.
你上楼把那个呆子弄出房间 You go upstairs and get that goon out of the room.
而且记得留下条子让她看到 Also, remember to leave the note
条子上写—— Here's what the note says--
“我什么都知道，决定离开” "l know everything. Decided to leave.
“把袋子交给我的朋友 "Just give the bag to my associate
他在你门口等着” who's waiting at the front of your building."
等等，你确信那个拉皮条的不会看包里的东西？ Wait, are you sure your pimp's not gonna look in the bag?
他不是拉皮条的，衰人 He's not my pimp, smart ass.
对不起！ Sorry!
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
没事 Okay.
靠！哪里去了？ Shoot! Where did it go?
听着，会有个女孩来这给你一个袋子 Listen, some girl's gonna come out here and give you a bag.
帮我保管好了 Hold on to it for me.
不许打开看！ And don't look inside!
谁知道呢，假如我们一起干这件事儿 And, who knows,
你和我或许可以—— maybe you and I can--
没有附加条件，我不会跟我的同伙搞在一起的 No attachments. I don't get involved with people I work with.
从来没有例外么？ And you never make an exception?
- 喂？ - 你好，是格利 法布么？ - Hello? - Hello. Gerri Farber?
- 我是，怎么？ - 楼下有你的一个包裹 - Yes? - I have a package downstairs.
你能下来取么？ Could you please come down here and get it?
- 好的 - 一会儿见 - Okay. - See you in a jiffy.
我马上回来，门外有一个给格利 法布的快件 I'll be right back. There's a delivery for Gerri Farber at the front door.
“亲爱的，这是我为你写的一首诗” "Dearest, here is a poem I've written for you.
“你的美貌填满了... "Your beauty fills...
爱， 纽玛”？ Love, Newmar"?
对不起，我是国外的互访学生 Excuse me,
你能帮我个忙么？ Could you help me with something?
只需要一小会儿，好吗？ It only take a second, okay? Yeah?
你还是找别人吧 You should find somebody else.
可是我需要一个够壮的帮我抬点东西 But I need someone strong to help carry something for me.
我弯腰拿东西的时候后背会疼，明白了？ My back hurts when I bend down to pick up things. See?
- 嗯，明白了 - 没错 - Yeah, I see.
- 好吧，走吧，这边？ - 这边，对 - All right. Let's go. This way? - This way. Okay.
给我的？ For me?
“我什么都知道，我决定离开” "l know everything. Decided to leave.
“把袋子交给我的朋友，他在你门口等着” Give the bag to my associate who's waiting at the front of your building."
克莱尔疯了 Claire is insane about this bag.
- 喂？ - 是我，伙计，怎么了彼特？ - Hello? - It's me. man. What's up. Pete?
彼特没在这里，伙计 Pete's not here, man.
我应该把包给你么？ Am I supposed to give you the bag?
- 就是我 - 好吧，给你 - I'm the guy. - Well, here you go.
虽然我不认识你 And I don't know who you are,
不过你最好告诉那个愚蠢的婊子别再来烦我！ but you better tell that stupid bitch to stay out of my way!
...你宿舍的那个女孩－他们可能翘首以待呢 ...the girls in your dorm-- maybe they'd be up for it.
你说什么？ What are you talking about?!
只要我想，我就能看包里有什么 I can look in the bag if I want to.
我喜欢这个颜色 I'm loving this color.
很衬你，兄弟，可我不是彼特，我走了，白白 Super for you, dude, but I'm not Pete, and I'm going. Bye.
耶！ Yeah!
爱因斯坦，我们的计划成功了伙计！ Einstein, our plan worked, man!
我真是天才，天才！ I'm just good for genius. Genius!
这儿 Here.
看着点时间！ Look at time!
我得走了 I have to go, okay?
可是－可是... But--but...
那什么... What the...
- 嗯? - 我们成功了！噢，宝贝！ - Well? - We did it! Oh, baby!
别把事情弄砸，咱们去拿袋子 Don't spoil things. Let's just get the bag.
或许你搞错了，爱因斯坦 Maybe you got it wrong, Einstein.
什么玩意儿，伙计！包里应该是钱来的 It's bullshit, man! There was
泰德，你把包里的东西拿走了么？ Ted, did you take anything out of this bag?
没有，我跟本没往里面看 No. I didn't even look inside.
- 是一个女孩给你的？ - 没错 - And a girl gave it to you? - Yeah.
她还说告诉那个愚蠢的婊子别烦她 And she said to tell that stupid bitch to stay out of her way.
愚蠢的婊子？ Stupid bitch?
没准她是冲我们来的，这是假的，你知道么？ Maybe she's on to us and that's a dummy bag, you know?
- 有问题么？ - 闭嘴，泰德. - Is there a problem? - Shut up, Ted.
听着，我们赶紧走，我们还有事儿 Look, we gotta go soon. We got other appointments.
你没听见我告诉你闭嘴么？ Didn't you hear me tell you to shut up the first time?
把这个扔了！ Now get rid of this!
没人叫我愚蠢的婊子，我们去拿袋子 Nobody calls me a stupid bitch. We're getting that bag.
别管它！戳他的眼睛！ Just let it out! Go for the eyes!
集中精神！ Focus!
- 我想她不想看见你 - 闭嘴！ - I don't think she wants to see you. - Shut up!
- 克莱尔，出什么事儿了？ - Claire, what the hell
你怎么可以骗我？ How could you cheat on me?!
你怎么不听听他们的？我从来没骗过你！ Why do you listen to these two ho-bags? I've never cheated on you!
我偷听到你和艾德丽安说话，她也承认了！ I overheard you and Adrienne, and then she admitted it to me!
- 你把她搞怀孕了！ - 什么？ - You got her pregnant! - What?!
噢！不是那样！听着，那是我们在排一场戏 Oh! No! Look, that's a scene
在戏中，我让她怀孕了 In the scene, I get her pregnant.
- 你想让她这么认为么？ - 吃屎去吧！ - You expect her to believe that? - Suck my balls!
- 放聪明点，衰人！ - 等等 - Get a clue, loser!
如果是演戏艾德丽安为什么要承认？ Why would Adrienne admit it to me if it was just a scene?
你一定是把她搞晕了 You must've confused her.
她一直躲着你因为她把你心爱的钱包丢了 She's been hiding from you because she lost your favorite purse.
什么？她偷了外婆的手袋？ What?! She stole grandma's handbag?
克莱尔, 我可以向你证明我们只是在排戏 Claire, I can prove to you that we were just doing a scene.
5分钟后到我的房间来 Meet me in my room in five minutes.
我去找艾德丽安，再拿上剧本 I'll find Adrienne and I'll grab the script,
这样就能解释清楚了，行么？ and this could all be explained, all right?
5分钟后，我房间见 Meet me in my room. Five minutes.
你不会去的，对么？ You're not gonna go, are you?
也许我应该听听他怎么说 Maybe I should hear what he has to say.
我不敢相信艾德丽安跟你的男朋友上床了 I can't believe Adrienne had sex with your boyfriend
还偷了你最心爱的手袋 and stole your favorite handbag.
偷东西的贱货！ What a klepto-slut!
你发飙的时候看起来真可爱！ You look cute when you're mad!
我有个计划来除掉这小子 I've got a plan to get rid of this guy.
不过在他走以前你得帮我保管这个包 but I need you to keep this bag for me until he's gone.
你准备把钱留下？ You're keeping the money?
- 这不是有点奇怪么？ - 我明天要走了 - Doesn't it seem a little dangerous? - I'm leaving tomorrow. anyway.
他不可能跟踪我去旧金山 There's no way he can track me all the way to San Francisco.
他还以为钱是我的 And he thinks the money is mine. anyway.
帮我保守秘密，我给你些钱，谢谢你帮我忙 Just hold on to this for dear life,
- 靠，好吧 - 好的，谢谢 - Shit, okay. - Okay. Thanks.
这个好像克莱尔的包 This kind of looks like Claire's bag.
包在哪儿？ Where's the bag?
包？不是在这儿么？ The bag? Isn't it here?
- 谁在门那儿？ - 没人 - Who was at the door? - No one.
没人？好吧，太有意思了 No one? Well, that's interesting.
是这样－我等你回来的时候 Because here's the thing-- while I was waiting for you to return,
我发现包没了，于是我想－ I noticed that bag was missing, and I got to thinking--
如果你不是布兰妮而是真的格利 法布 what if you really are Gerri Farber and not Britney,
而你现在来骗我，会怎么样？ and now you're scamming me?
你在说什么啊？我就是布兰妮. What are you talking about? I am Britney.
你知道，我离开的时候包就在这 And, you know, the bag was here when I left.
你把包裹发出去了，记得么？ You sent the package, remember?
那是我的钱，或许我该问你钱在哪儿 It's my money, so maybe I should be asking you where the money is.
我真的无所谓你现在怎么想 I really don't care what you think right now,
因为我知道我跟本没拿！ because I know I didn't take it!
而且我知道我把它发走了！ And I know I sent it!
不过我不知道你是不是收件人 But what I don't know is if you're who I sent it to.
嗨，就是我 Hey, it's me.
你以前见过布兰妮，对么？她什么样儿？ You've seen Britney before, right? What does she look like?
她不戴假面的时候什么样，白痴！ When she's not in disguise, idiot!
我想你检查一下 I guess you check out.
对不起我怀疑你 Sorry I doubted you.
没关系，我自己能找到那个包，你干吗不离开这？ It's fine. I can find the bag myself, so why don't you just leave?
不 No.
你把包留给我，而明显有人支开了你 You left the bag with me, and, clearly, somebody called you out as a distraction.
我不应该把包留下，这是我的错，我要弥补 I shouldn't have left the bag alone, so this is my fault and I'm gonna fix it.
我想我知道谁拿走了包 I think I knowwho took it.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
艾德丽安，开门！ Adrienne, open up!
来吧！ Come on!
靠！ Shit!
我的剧本跑哪儿去了？ Where the hell is my script?!
靠！ Shit!
格利，抱歉打扰你，上学期你是葛伯的助教对么？ Gerri, sorry to bug you, but you were Garber's T.A. Iast semester, right?
能给我她家里电话号码么？我要给她打电话 Can I have her home number? I need to call her.
当然 Sure.
- 别告诉她是我给你的 - 谢谢 - Don't tell her where you got it from. - Thanks.
你不知道我费了多大的劲 You have no idea how much of a huge jam this will get me out of.
- 救命！ - 怎么了？ - Help! - What?
我是法国来的，救命！ I'm from France. Help!
哑！从法国来的妞还真不少哩 Man! There sure are a lot of girls from France around here.
嗨，你大概喜欢我的香肠 Hey, maybe you'd like my sausage.
唔，给你，收下吧，我不想要它了 Look, here you go. You can keep it. I don't even want it anymore.
我还得告诉你－我不会花钱让你吃这个的 But I'm gonna tell you this-- I am not gonna pay you to eat it.
我不管他们在法国做什么 I don't care what they do in France.
- 谁帮帮我！ - 帮什么？打开它？ - Need help! - Help with what? Opening it?
那边那个！过来！ There you are! Come here!
她要吃我的香肠了！ She was just about to eat my sausage!
太糟了！是我花钱让她来的！过来！ Too bad! I'm the one who paid for her! Come here!
你去哪儿？ Where you going?
大伙付钱给法国妞来吃他们的东西，这是怎么回事？ Man! What's the deal with everyone paying the French to eat their food?
- 你来了 - 嗨，法斯布. - There you are. - Hey, Foosball.
你干吗不早点告诉我你是同性恋？ Why didn't you tell me sooner that you were gay?
唔，我得－什么？ Well, I had to--what?!
你为了我站出来我很荣幸，不过... I'm really flattered that you'd come out for me, but...
你不合我的口味 you're just not my type.
我不是同性恋！ I'm not gay!
不，别因为我拒绝了你就躲起来 No, don't go back in just because I'm rejecting you.
早晚有一天你会找到真正喜欢你的帅哥 Someday, you're gonna find a guy who really likes you.
那...不会是我的 It just... it's not gonna be me.
对不起，我很高兴我们能开诚布公 I'm sorry. I'm glad we got this out in the open.
唔，什么玩意 Well, what the hell.
你不喜欢我的什么地方？ What don't you like about me?
纽玛，听着，你是个不错的人，明白么？ Newmar, listen.
我只是...我对你不是那种喜欢 I just...I don't like you like that.
不过我想有人适合你 But I think I may know someone for you.
是啊 Yeah.
我没看到艾德丽安. I don't see Adrienne.
我找不到她，我真的要给教授打电话了 I couldn't find her. I'm actually calling my professor right now.
她会解释那个戏的事儿的 She'll explain what the scene is about.
- 这里是葛伯教授... - 靠，是她的语音信箱 - You've reached Proffessor Garber... - Damn. It's her voicemail.
我闻见香水味了 I smell perfume.
“我的爱... "My love...
“你猜不出我有多想和你在一起 "You have no idea how much I desire to be with you.
“我日夜想你，梦中也是你 "l think about you day and night and dream of you.
“我要与你分享我的生活、爱情和我的灵魂 "l need to share my life, love, and soul with you.
“没有你陪我一点也不开心 "l will not be happy until we can be together.
我的爱，艾德丽安” With love, Adrienne."
什么？！ What?!
不！我－哇 我从没见过这个 No! I--wow. I've never seen this before.
看，格利在后面写了我的表演老师的号码 Look, Gerri wrote my acting teacher's number on the back.
看见了？这是号码，是格利的笔迹 See? Here's the number. This is Gerri's letter.
为什么艾德丽安要给格利写情书？ Why would Adrienne write Gerri a love letter?
也许她们是同性恋 Maybe they're lesbians.
真扯，滚开托尼！ Pretty lame. Fuck off, Tony!
来吧，听我解释，宝贝！ Come on. I can explain, baby!
我知道你就在附近！ I know you're around here somewhere!
靠！ Damn!
哥们，看见这儿有个带古怪口音的漂亮妞了么？ Buddy, seen a pretty girl around here with a funny accent?
嗯，我正在找她因为她拿了我的钱 Yeah. I've been looking for her 'cause she has my money.
你的钱？不是你的钱 Your money? That ain't your money.
滚一边去，你TM是谁啊？ Fuck off. Who the hell are you?
嗯？ Well?
嗯，什么？ Well, what?
对那封信你怎么想？ What'd you think of the letter?
纽玛的信你知道什么？纽玛给我写了封情书 How'd you know about Newmar's letter? Newmar wrote me a love letter.
- 他表白了 - 纽玛是同性恋？ - He's come out of the closet. - Newmar's gay?
太有意思了，不过我必须拒绝他 It's so cute. I had to turn him down, though. Obviously.
是啊，应该的 Yeah. Obviously.
很高兴终于这个宿舍有人能跟我一起出去耍了 I'm so happy to finally have someone to go clubbing with in this dorm.
跟这些家伙在一起让我觉得真无趣--没别的意思 Being surrounded by all you breeders was really getting me down--no offense.
你是同性恋？ You're gay?
你肯定么？ Are you sure?
- 你不知道我是同性恋？ - 嗯，我当然知道，只是... - You didn't know I was gay? - Yeah, of course I did. It's just...
纽玛是同性恋？ Newmar's gay?
我差点要迷上他了 I almost wish I were attracted to him.
他的诗好美，给你看 He wrote the sweetest poem. Here. Check it out.
你干什么了？ What did you do?!
我不知道这家伙怎么卷进来的，不过他知道钱的事儿 I'm not sure how this guy's connected, but he knows about the money.
- 我认识这家伙，我不－ - 相信我，他肯定知道点什么 - I know this guy. I don't-- - Trust me. He knows something.
“我们的爱会象鲜花般绽放” "Our love could be a delightful bloom.
“从一开始我就知道” "From the beginning, I already knew.
“象阳光中的玫瑰，你也是一样” Like a rose in the sun,
真希望有人为我写那样的诗 I wish somebody would write a poem like that for me.
- 我读了你的诗 - 真的？ - I read your poem. - You did?
- 不过我记得把它给法斯布了 - 他让我看的 - But I thought I gave it to Foosball. - He let me read it.
我很喜欢 I loved it.
真的？ Really?
现在对我来说有意义了 It all makes sense now.
你跟我出来因为你糊涂了— You only made out with me 'cause you were confused--
因为你是同性恋 'cause you're gay.
不，没关系，我们可以一起出去，我们可以去购物！ No, it's okay. We can hang out now. We can shop!
我们可以一起出去因为...我是同性恋 We can hang out 'cause... I'm gay.
我一直希望有一个同性恋朋友 I've always wanted a gay friend.
现在我知道你是同性恋... Now that I know that you're gay...
你突然显得更有魅力 you suddenly seem more attractive.
很好 Great.
你整个人都焕发了光芒 Your whole personality makes sense now.
不过很显然，我还是那么丑 Apparently, I'm still ugly, though.
对不起法斯布我让你伤心了 I'm sorry Foosball turned you down.
也许你该摘掉这个厚厚的眼镜 Maybe if you took off these thick glasses.
你有一双温柔的眼睛，纽玛. You have really nice eyes, Newmar.
谢谢 Thanks.
我只希望它们看得再清楚点 I just wish they worked better.
我真的喜欢你的诗 I really loved your poem.
唔，你真的拿着我的包？ So, you do have my bag?
这不是你的包！我把包还给你了！ This is not your bag! I gave your bag back!
你个骗子！你根本没还！ You lying slut! You never gave it back!
- 还给我，你这蠢货！ - 什么？ - Give it back, you psycho! - What?!
我的眼镜！ My glasses!
喂？ Hello?
这该死的－ This fuckin'--
克莱尔，很不错，我找到了我的教授－ Claire. This is perfect. I just got ahold of my professor--
告诉艾德丽安你没见过我 Tell Adrienne you haven't seen me.
她往那边走了 She went that way.
她走了？ Is she gone?
- 得了，咱们给教授打电话－ - 我现在没时间 - Come on, let's call the professor-- - I don't have time now.
艾德丽安发疯了，她想袭击我！ Adrienne's gone insane. She's trying to attack me!
我能证明我没撒谎 I have proof at my fingertips that I'm not lying.
她来了！看好我的包，等我回来再听你说 She's coming! Hold on to my bag until I get back, then I'll listen to you.
我看见你了！ I see you!
- 她往那边走了 - 我知道！ - She went that way. - I know!
你没事吧？能听到我说话么？ Are you okay? Can you hear me?
还是让我来帮你吧 You know what? Let me get you some help.
不，我只需要躺下来，把我弄进房间去 No, I just need to lay down. Take me into the room.
唔，好吧 Yeah, okay.
你真重 You're heavy.
喂？ Hello?!
你出什么事了？你怎么湿漉漉的？ What happened to you? Why are you wet?
我不知道，可是... I don't know, but...
我还是脱了这些湿衣服吧 Maybe I should get out of these wet clothes.
等下，不不不...那样对我太糟了 Wait. No, no, no...
我去给你拿条毛巾 I'll go get you a towel.
你在干吗？ What are you doing?
我只是在欣赏你的包 I was just admiring your bag.
我想我应该看住它 I think I should hold on to this.
- 你在干吗？ - 我只是在欣赏你的包！ - What are you doing? - I'm just admiring the bag!
什么？！ What the hell?!
把包给我！ Give me the bag!
疯婆子－ Crazy mother--
够了，成了么？ Enough already, all right?
你到底是谁，到底怎么回事？ Who the hell are you, and what the hell's going on?
我们在浪费时间！有人会找到的！ We're wasting time! Somebody will find it!
那是我女朋友的包，是她外婆给她的 That's my girlfriend's bag. Her grandmother gave it to her.
不是，你女朋友要一捆现金干什么？ It's not. Why would your girlfriend have a stack of cash?
- 是谁的？ - 是我的 - Whose is it? - It's mine.
如果你帮我离开这儿我就分你一半！ And I'll give you half if you help me get out of this dorm!
没错 Right.
- 一半有多少？ - 500美金 - How much is half? - $500.
咱们走吧 Let's go.
我不知道包的事，我不知道你在说什么 I don't know anything about a bag. I don't know what you're talking about.
我以为你帮多米尼克拉皮条还是什么的 I assume you're Dominique's pimp or whatever,
我也不知道她怎么跟你说的 and I don't know what she told you,
可我们根本没跟她上床，我们不用给钱 but we didn't even have sex with her,
你想给他点颜色看看么？ You wanna work him over?
他什么都不知道，把他弄回楼下去 He doesn't know anything. Just put him back downstairs.
那是你么？ Is that you?
随你怎么说 Whatever you say.
安全起见我还是让他在外面 I'm still chucking him outside just to be safe.
我真的不相信包能从这里飞了 I really don't think the bag would've fallen all the way down here.
唔，再找找！ Well, just look for it!
你这白痴！这下我们永远也不知道在哪儿了！ You idiot! Now we'll never know where it is!
你干吗冲我叫唤？ Why are you yelling at me?
是你拿着钱来找我－ You're the one who came to me with the money and--
好吧，我再也不会了！ Well, I never!
- 那TMD是谁？ - 某个傻瓜 - Who the hell was that? - Some meatball who got fresh.
那你怎么耽误这么久？ So what took you so long?
听着，我差点拿到包了，明白么？我马上回来！ Look, I almost got the bag, okay? I'll be back in a second!
- 我还是跟你一起去吧 - 不不，我自己去 - Maybe I should go with you. - No. No, I should go alone.
为什么？ Why's that?
克利菲... Cliffy...
别跟我来这个 No, don't take that tone with me.
你让我觉得你不信任我 You'll make me think you don't trust me.
你不是以为我出卖了你吧？ You don't think I'd double-cross you, do you?
我开始这么想了 I was sorta thinking that.
不，我绝不会那么做的 No, I would never
不过既然我们毫无阻碍，我－嗯，我是说我们－ But now that we're in the clear,
马上就拿到包了 that close to the bag,
我不知道...我想等我们远走高飞 I don't know...I was kind of thinking that after we got away,
或许我们可以... maybe we could...
我想或许我们还能再见 I thought maybe we could see each other again.
我也在...也这么想 I was sort of... sort of thinking the same thing.
真的？很好 You were? Good.
你在这等 You stay here.
别担心 Don't worry.
得了，我们时间不多 Come on. We don't have much time.
你TMD干吗打我？那家伙是谁？ Why the hell did you hit me? And who's that guy?
谁也不是，他以为能拿到一半钱，不过现在是你的了 No one. He thinks he's getting half the money, but it's yours now.
我必须那么做才能甩掉他，如果你想要的话，帮我拿到包！ I had to do that to get rid of him. So, if you want it, get me that bag!
你是对的，这个看上去象克莱尔的手袋 You're right. This does look like Claire's purse.
- 她在哪儿？ - 希望托尼没对她做什么 - Where is she? - I hope Tony didn't do anything to her.
婊子！ Bitch!
纽玛，我需要你帮我！ Newmar, I need your help!
没错，是我，我需要你看着这个包 Yes, it's me.
别让任何人动它，不管他们说什么 Don't let anyone take it, no matter what they say.
- 你拿我的眼镜了么？ - 对 -Do you have my glasses? - Yeah.
你拿了？ Do you?
什么？我们去哪儿？ What? Where are we going?!
- 我看不见！ - 我这就回来！ - I can't see! - I'll come back!
快点！ Hurry!
喔，真快 Wow, that was fast.
这太愚蠢了 This is so stupid.
我不是同性恋！我为你写了那首诗！ I'm not gay! I wrote that poem for you!
我爱你！ I love you!
她去哪儿了？ Where did she go?
抱歉，女士们，你们是否看见－ Pardon me, ladies,
- 你看见一个女孩带着一个包了么？ - 你是谁？ - Have you seen a girl with a bag? - Who the hell are you?
- 可能她回楼上了 - 这么快！ - Maybe she went back upstairs. - All righty!
事情越来越有趣了 Something funny's going on here.
我怎么出去的？ How did I get outside?
终于找到你了，你这个疯婊子！ Finally got you horizontal, you crazy bitch!
我正想把我的钱拿回来 I think I'll just be taking my money back.
靠的叻！ Holy balls!
谢谢你 Thank you.
再次感谢 Thanks again.
你在干吗？包在哪儿？ What are you doing? Where's the bag?
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
你过来打我的头然后抢走了！ You came and grabbed it and bashed me over the head with it!
我没有！那不是我！ I didn't! That wasn't me!
嗯，这样你可以把我的眼镜给我了吧！ Well, clearly, this is a good reason to give me my glasses!
你出什么事了？ What happened to you?
帮个忙，我是法国来的，我是互访学生 Help. I'm from France. I'm an exchange student.
别说了！ You don't say!
你干吗那么做？！ What'd you do that for?!
我不能让她说，她会让我穿帮的！ I can't have her saying that. She'll blow my cover!
我以为你是那个国外来的互访学生 I thought you were the foreign exchange student.
- 我是鸡 - 啊，你是鸡！ - I'm the hooker. - So, you're the hooker!
来吧，我们把她藏起来 Come on, we gotta hide her.
哈罗！ Hello!
- 你能帮我么？ - 不知道 - Can you help me? - I doubt it.
不，等等！我... No, wait! I...
我在找一个女孩，她拿着一个包，我得－ I'm looking for a girl, and she has a handbag, and I need to--
有多少人知道那个破包的事？ How many people know about the frickin' bag?!
我不知道！ I don't know!
我TMD要离开这里 I gotta get the hell out of here.
- 你有绳子么？ - 我干吗要有绳子？ - Do you have any rope? - Why would I have rope?
我楼下的包里有绑带！ I've got some bondage stuff in my bag downstairs!
- 先用你的腰带 - 我需要腰带，裤子太肥了 - Use your belt for now. - I need my belt. These pants are huge.
就这么干！我出去一下 Deal with it! I'll only be gone for a second.
不 No.
TMD Goddamnit.
- 搞定了？ - 嗯 - Got it? - Yeah.
真快，进来吧 That was fast. Come on in.
那个鸡？ The prostitute?!
我来解释一下！ I can explain!
我刚开始相信你！ Just when l was starting to believe you!
等等！不不不！你在这里呆着！ Wait! No, no, no!
我忘了我的包 I forgot my bag.
喔，天那！托尼！ Oh, Jesus! Tony!
- 我可以解释 - 我的包呢？ - I could still explain. - Where's my bag?
关于你的包... About your bag...
那个包是我外婆给我的！ My grandmother gave me that bag!
我恨你！ I hate you!
克莱尔，等等！不，哪儿也别去 Claire, wait!
等等！ Wait!
不！ No!
惨了！ Come on!
开门！ Open up!
怎么又这样！ Not again!
你怎么样？ How ya doin'?
给我打电话 Call me.
嗨，要我帮忙么？ Hi. Can I help you?
唔，你是斯代尔斯 麦柯菲. So, you're Styles McFee.
你是谁？ Who are you?
如果我说我是你找的女孩 What if I said I was the girl you ordered,
而互访的学生另有其人，你会怎样？ and that other girl's a foreign exchange student?
那就能解释一些事情了 That would explain some things.
我实说了吧 I'll cut to the chase.
你拿了我的钱，如果你帮我离开这我就分你一半 You've got my money. I'll let you keep half if you help me get out of here.
应该是9/10，宝贝儿 Possession is 9/10 of the law, toots.
现在是我的钱了，你得多分我点 It's my money now. You're gonna have to do better than half.
我想我们能做点什么 I think we can work something out.
不少钱呢 It's a lot of money.
去拿凳子，婊子 Get the chair, bitch.
看，现在我们说话了 See, now we're talking.
我跟你做个小交易，好吗？ I'll gonna make you a little deal, okay?
如果你的活儿真的不错，我就给你一半钱 If the sex is really, really great, I'll give you half the money.
宝贝，等我跟你做完... Baby, when l get done with you...
你会都给我的 you'll give me all of it.
等着瞧 We'll see.
完事了 I'm done with you.
噢，看... Oh, and look...
我全拿到了 I got all of it.
那不公平！ That's not fair!
好吧，我来主持公道 Okay, I can play fair.
- 够公平了 - 不！ - Fair enough. - No!
得了，斯代尔斯，伸手摸摸它 Come on, Styles. Reach out and touch it.
喔，你不行 Oh, yeah. You can't.
谢谢你跟我共渡美妙时光，斯代尔斯. Thanks for the good time, Styles.
不，站住！过来 No, stop! Come on.
你不能这么对我！ I don't deserve this!
救命！ Help!
谁来救救我！救命！ Someone help! Help!
滚过来！ Get over here!
托尼！救救我 Tony! Help me.
你出什么事了？ What happened to you?
没时间说了，一个鸡把我的手袋偷走了！ There's no time to explain. A whore stole my purse!
我女朋友的手袋，你得帮我把它找回来 My girlfriend's purse. But you gotta help me get it back.
兄弟，你脚踩两只－ Man, that two-timing--
去找她，托尼！不过别看包里的东西！ Go get her. Tony! Don't look in the purse. though!
谁来帮帮我！救命！ Someone help! Help!
救命！ Help!
有人吗？！ Someone help!
我叫警察了，他们来了！ I call the police. They come!
让我解释一下，因为我觉得你可能误会了 Let me just explain, because I think you might've misunderstood.
嗯...你看上去很好，真的 And...you look great. You do.
这对你的伤害比对我们伤害更大 This is gonna hurt you more than it's gonna hurt us.
什么？ What?
嗨，伙计，我们得谈谈 Hey, man. We need to talk.
- 别吵，是关于钱的 - 什么钱？ - Knock it off. It's about the money. - What money?
别跟我扯，我要我的包！ Don't give me that. I need the frickin' bag back!
那个鸡把我们都耍了！ The hooker screwed us both!
我知道她太诱人了，不值得信任 I knew she was too hot to be trusted.
我们得找到她！ We gotta get her!
你要去哪儿？给我手袋 Where do you think you're going?! Give me the purse.
我正找你呢，宝贝儿，你们俩 I was looking for you, baby! Both you babies.
闭嘴！ Shut up!
那你不介意我们留下这个包吧？ You don't mind us keeping this bag, then, right?
抓住她的手，我打赌她身上藏了什么东西 Hold her hands. I bet she's got something hidden on her.
没错，你喜欢那样对么？ Yeah, you like that, right?
这是什么？这是按摩棒还是什么？ What's this? This a vibrator or something?
防狼喷雾，你要喷我么？ Pepper spray. You gonna spray me, huh?
- 让我走！ - 我把她脱光了搜怎么样？ - Let me go! - What if I strip search her?
我们让她走吧，呆子，我们拿到钱了 We should just let her loose, pervo. We got the money.
我叫警察了，你们都去蹲监狱吧！ I called the police. You all go to jail!
我没时间去了 I don't have time for this.
- 她跑了！ - 别管她，我们拿到包了！ - She's getting away! - Forget her. We got the bag!
- 不，我拿到包了 - 妈的，不！ - No. I got the bag. - Hell, no!
我们现在去学生会 We're gonna head down to the student union now.
你会看到学生们在学习、吃东西，一切如常 You'll find students studying, having a snack--in their natural habitats.
- 我的包？！ - 我来解释 - My bag?! - I can explain.
那婊子耍了我们！只有这么点钱！ That bitch tricked us! There's only a little money here!
- 得了，我们得离开这儿 - 是时候了 - Come on. We gotta get out of here. - It's about time.
- 给我钱！ - 泰德. - Give me the money! - Ted.
这不公平，兄弟！ That's not fair, man!
很高兴跟你们合作 Pleasure doing business with you boys.
- 兄弟，那是我的钱 - 不！是我的钱！ - Man, that's my money. - No! It's my money!
我们的毕业生中有两个诺贝尔奖得主和14个议员 Our graduates include two Nobel prize winners and 14 senators.
我们的设备是全国一流的 Our faculty is one of the most prestigious in the entire country.
传统，努力学习，高贵 Tradition. Studiousness. Dignity.
当人们想到这所大学的时候总会想到这些字眼 These words come to mind when one thinks of this fine university.
嗯，还有些有趣的小故事 So, here's an interesting bit of trivia.
谁知道犹金 奥尼尔在校园的哪个房子里去世的？谁知道？ Can anyone tell me which campus building Eugene O'Neill died in? Anyone?
嗨，彼特 Hey, Pete.
这所大学最好的一点 One of the nice things about this university
就是这种公众斗殴很少发生，噢，上帝 is that public beatings like this rarely happen. Oh, God.
为什么所有人都知道包的事？ How does everyone know about the bag?
我不知道，太奇怪了 I don't know. Something weird's going on.
我觉得我们被算计了，你去收拾东西 I think we're being set up. You should pack some things.
为什么？ Why?
相信我 Trust me.
我们在干吗？ What are we doing?
我在找我的包，在哪儿呢？ I'm looking for my bag. Where is it?
好吧...我们得回宿舍去 Okay...we have to back in the dorm.
哦，不，我们离开这 Oh, no.
听着，你这个白痴，照我说的办 Listen, you idiot, you do what I say.
我说了咱们回宿舍去！ And I say we're going back in the dorm!
你知道这里有人丢了一个手包么？ Do you know someone who lost a purse around here?
- 你拣到了？ - 对 - You found it? - Yeah.
艾德丽安正在找呢！ Adrienne's been looking for it!
给你 Here you go.
呵，谢谢！ Well, thanks!
先生们，这并不代表这所学校的生活 Everyone, this is not a representation of how things work on this campus.
3赔1，我赌那个难看的白小子 I'm giving 3 to 1 odds on the ugly white guy.
- 这太可笑了 - 我赌那个纹身小子！ - This is ridiculous. - My money's on tattoo-boy!
校园里不许赌博，先生，不许赌博－ Gambling is not allowed on campus. Sir, gambling is not--
- 赔率多少？ - 3赔1 - What are the odds? - Three to one.
我押20 I'm good for 20.
- 拿着 - 对，没错 - Hold it. - Yeah, right.
滚开，傻瓜！ Out of my way, morons!
斯达佛劳36号，我们是10-97，准备进去 36 Starflower. We're 10-97 making entry.
你住这里？ You live here?
嗯，我是宿舍管理员，怎么了？ Yeah, I'm the R.A.
我们接到报告说这里有人被绑架 We received a call saying there was some kind of hostage situation at this address.
瑞姬. 我以为你已经回家了 Reggie. I thought you went home already.
谁叫警察来的，这个圣诞树又是干吗的？ Who called the police, and why is there a Christmas tree?
- 这是火灾隐患！ - 别看我 - That's a fire hazard! - Don't look at me.
- 外婆的手袋 - 你该去骂托尼 - Grandmother's handbag. - You should kick Tony in the balls.
- 没错！警察来了 - 感谢上帝 - Totally! The police are here. - Thank God.
警官，这宿舍里有一个妓女 Officers, you will be interested to know that there is a prostitute in this dorm.
- 一个妓女？ - 就是她！ - A prostitute? - That's her!
- 多米尼克，妓女！ - 我是学生！他们疯了一样攻击我！ - That's Dominique the prostitute! - Me student! They crazy attacking me!
- 估计她磕药了 - 拷起她来！ - It seems she's on drugs. - Cuff her!
- 怎么了？ - 他们把斯代尔斯的妓女抓起来了 - What's going on? - They're arresting Styles's prostitute.
- 多米尼克来过么？ - 那个就是 - Did Dominique ever arrive? - That's her.
等等，听我说，这儿有两个多米尼克？ Wait, let me get this straight. There are two Dominiques?
不过有一个是妓女，另一个是外国人 But one's the whore,
我们得走了，不然我们就误了去北达科塔州的飞机 We should get going, or we'll miss our flight to North Dakota.
嗯，很高兴见到你，多米尼克，对吧？ Well, it was really nice meeting you. Dominique, was it?
祝你在北达科塔愉快 Have a nice time in North Dakota.
我还有点东西要收拾，我想你会喜欢北达科塔的 I just have a few more things to pack. I think you'll like North Dakota.
我闻见烟味儿了 I smell smoke.
- 法斯布 在抽烟 - 他买的树 - Foosball was smoking. - He bought the tree.
- 你们这群婊子！ - 这是无烟楼 - You bitches! - This is a no-smoking building.
马拉和林恩在他们房里有包可卡因 Marla and Lynne have an eight-ball of coke in their room.
- 是她的！ - 鸡！ - It's hers! - Whore!
- 停下！ - 什么？ - Stop it! - What?
他们回宿舍了，很显然钱还在那里 They're going back in the dorm. Obviously, the money's still there.
- 喔，没错 - 我们走！ - Oh, yeah. - So we should go!
我是法国来的多米尼克，国外的互访学生 I am Dominique from France, foreign exchange student!
我觉得不错，不过如果你是那个— It looks good to me. But if you're the student--
你是谁？！ Then who are you?!
她在那！ There she is!
宝贝儿，你们要去哪儿？ Where do you think you're going, babycakes?
终于见面了，我是王 Finally we meet. I'm Wang.
到底谁叫我们的？哪里有绑架？ Who actually called us? Where's this hostage situation?
条子！ The cops!
- 罗伦佐 罗萨迪！ - 让那女孩走！ - Lorenzo Rosatti! - Let go of the girl!
拿着！ Take that!
布克，我闻见烟味儿了！真的！你没闻见么？ Booker, I think I smell smoke!
- 我们终于抓到幕后黑手了！ - 你们！趴下！ - Finally we have the Black Hand! - You! Down here!
把他们三个全拷起来 Cuff all three of them right here.
- 你是谁 - 格利 法布. - Who are you? - Gerri Farber.
不，那是伪装，她是阴险的布兰妮 No, that's just a cover. She's Britney the Snake.
我不要一个人下去！ I am not going down alone!
- 有人认识这个女孩么？ - 是的，格利. - Does anybody know this girl? - Yes. Gerri.
- 把枪给我 - 真的是她！ - Give me the gun. - It's really her!
我以前见过她，罗萨迪，那不是布兰妮 I've seen her before, Rosatti.
- 她在撒谎！ - 闭嘴，罗萨迪 - She's lying! - Shut up, Rosatti.
好吧，现在我闻到什么东西着了 Okay, now I smell something burning.
- 他们应该来修修 - 你知道怎么关掉那个么？ - They were supposed to fix this. - Do you know how to turn that off?
差不多 I think so.
好了，你们三个留在这，其他人回你们的房间去 All right. You three stay put. Everybody else, back to your rooms.
- 我可以—— - 你可以辩解 - I can-- - You can explain.
- 真的对不起，只是—— - 我相信你 - I'm really sorry. It's just that-- - I believe you.
天那，我爱你 God, I love you.
我也爱你，宝贝 I love you, too, baby.
- 不管怎么说，我外婆是个婊子 - 没错，她就是 - My grandmother was a bitch, anyway. - Yeah, she was.
- 想去找那些钱么？ - 真的？ - Wanna go find that money? - Really?
给你 There you are.
我把你的包拿回来了 I got your bag back.
不是这个包 That's not the right bag.
我能拿回我的眼镜么？ Can I have my glasses back?
我要... I have...
坦白 a confession to make.
我不是同性恋 I'm not gay.
我没有给法斯布写那首诗 I didn't write that poem for Foosball.
我是为你而写的 I wrote that poem for you.
真的？ You did?
这里有一大堆钱 There's a shitload of money in here.
请集中，对不起，拜托 Keep it together. Sorry. Please.
- 你不用往那边看 - 算了 - You don't need to look over there. - Forget it.
我们不想在让你们这些愚蠢丑陋的家伙再留在学校了 Screw it. We don't want your stupid, ugly kids at our university, anyway.
这里乌烟瘴气，糟透了 This place is a madhouse. What a day.
我们抓住了罗伦佐 罗萨迪－“幕后黑手”，一个妓女 We got Lorenzo Rosatti-- "the Black Hand," a prostitute,
还有几个吸毒的孩子 and a couple of kids with a bunch of coke.
我觉得这主意不好，我不知道 I'm not so sure that's a good idea. I don't know.
没错！我们给格利一些做她的学费 Totally! After we give Gerri some for her tuition,
然后我们可以去巴哈马过神仙般的日子 we can go to the Bahamas and live like kings.
我不知道我们是否有那么多钱 I don't know if we'll have enough money to do that.
好吧，那我们去维加斯 All right, then we'll go to Vegas.
我们远走高飞，过一个最棒的圣诞...我们一起 We'll go away and have the best Christmas break ever...together.
- 我觉得真幸运 - 是啊，我也是 - I'm feeling kind of lucky. - Yeah, so am l.
布克，感谢上帝！ Booker, thank God!
我根本不想知道 I don't even want to know.
我考虑了一下... I've had some time to think about it...
我对我的所作所为道歉 and I'm really sorry for the way I've been acting.
老实说，我要坦白 In fact,
我也是个处男 I'm a virgin, too.
我知道，我说大话因为我找不到女朋友 I know. I talk really big 'cause I can't find a girlfriend.
是我给自己找的那个鸡 And I guess I ordered the whore for myself,
可是我实在不好意思承认 but I was too embarrassed to admit it.
但是我现在觉得处男也没什么，布克 But I realize now that it's okay to be a virgin, Booker.
没关系，我们没什么可害羞的 It's okay. We don't have anything to be ashamed of.
说说你吧，衰人，我刚刚失去了童贞 Speak for yourself, loser. I just lost my virginity.
实际上我只是回来拿这个的 In fact, I only came back to get some Gatorade.
我现在要去大干一场 I'm gonna go have a bunch more sex now.
明天见斯代尔斯 See you tomorrow, Styles.
你不是真的要把我留在这里吧，是么？ You're not really gonna leave me here, are you?
不能这么对我，布克! I don't deserve this, Booker!
是的，我是要这么做 Yes, I do.
我真蠢！ I'm such a jerk!
我是说，我不会让别人如愿—— I mean, I don't do unto others
我也不知道是什么，可我就是不做 I don't even know what it is,
我家人把我的一切都安排好了 My family has a lot planned for us to do over the break.
跟我说说你的家人 Tell me about your family.
我要去洗手间 Need bathroom.
就在那边 It's right over there.
抱歉 Sorry.
不知怎么我接了你的电话 Somehow I got your phone,
是校园的警卫 and it's campus security about something.
谢谢 Thanks.
袍子不错 Nice robe.
喂？ Hello?
唔，我是王 Yeah, this is Wang.
什么？不可能，她在跟我一起！ What? That's impossible. She's here with me!
我不知道那是谁，因为我在这里跟一个女孩在一起 I don't know who that is,
她在去看你的路上被抢劫了 who was mugged on her way to see you.
他们把她的东西都拿走了，包括她的护照 They took all her things. Even her passport.
我们确认了她的身份，她是你的互访学生 We have confirmed her identity. She is your foreign exchange student.
你能过来开门让我们进去么？ So can you please come open the door and let us in?
我马上下来 I'll come right down.
那到底谁是... Then who the hell is...
- 没错，洛伦佐出卖了我 - 他逃走了？ - Yeah, Lorenzo double-crossed me.
我跟踪他和这个女孩到她学校的宿舍 I followed him and this girl to her dormitory on campus.
有人能证明你么？ Can anyone ID you?
不，这个傻老外来了，给了我最好的掩护 No. This dumb foreigner arrived, which gave me the perfect cover.
整件事都完了 This whole thing's falling apart.
- 靠 - 你拿到钱了么？ - Shit. - Did you get the money?
曾经拿到了，不过又丢了 I had it in my hands, but I lost it.
我们得找到！ We need to find it!
发生什么事了？你怎么弄丢的？ What the hell happened? How'd you lose it?
等一下 Hang on a sec.
说来话长，等到那我就告诉你 It's a long story. I'll tell you when I get there.
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