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翻譯 伊森澤生 Carolgcz 蘇葵
時間軸 Caroline
校對 蘇葵
后期 漁夫
總監 蘇葵
盡管已經過去了好幾周 但這光芒卻沒有褪色 Though it's been several weeks, the glow has not faded.
正如大衛打敗了巨人歌利亞 Just as David defeated Goliath,
我們的唱詩班也打敗了... our choir defeated...
我們自身有限的潛力 our own limited potential
贏回這座獎杯... to bring home this trophy--
最佳進步獎 Most Improved!
這首頌歌可以讓我們銘記 This anthem is a reminder
在上帝眼中 我們都是贏家 that we are all winners in God's eyes.
BGM: We Are the Champions
?我已盡了全力? ♪ I've paid my dues ♪
普林斯頓大學的損失 成了我們的意外收獲
?一次又一次? ♪ Time after time ♪
?我已服完刑期? ♪ I've done my sentence ♪
?雖然實際上我并未犯罪? ♪ But committed no crime ♪
?糟糕的錯誤? ♪ And bad mistakes ♪
?我的確曾犯下一些? ♪ I've made a few ♪
?我遭受過挫折困苦? ♪ I've had my share of sand kicked in my face ♪
?但我都挺過來了? ♪ But I've come through ♪
?我們需要繼續下去 繼續下去? ♪ We need to go on and on and on and on ♪
?我們是冠軍 朋友們? ♪ We are the champions, my friends ♪
黑蕓豆
?我們會繼續抗爭 直至終點? ♪ And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end ♪
-?(我們是冠軍) 最佳進步獎? ♪ (We are the champions) Most improved ♪
?我們是冠軍? ♪ We are the champions ♪
?沒時間讓失敗者自怨自艾? ♪ No time for losers ♪
?因為我們是冠軍? ♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪
?三縣地區的冠軍? ♪ Of the tri-county area ♪
?也是世界冠軍 (我們是 我們是...)? ♪ And the world (We are, we are) ♪
?我們是冠軍? ♪ We are Champions ♪
完美和聲 第一季 第三集
我不知道賬戶密碼 I don't know the account password.
以前網購都是由我妻子負責 My wife did the online shopping.
不 她沒辦法來接電話 她忙著當死人呢 No, she cannot come to the phone, she's busy being dead.
我不需要你來說遺憾 我需要你幫我重設密碼 I don't need your sorrys--I need you to reset the password
好讓我訂購一個開罐器 so I can order a can opener
然后繼續傻傻地盯著我無意義的未來 and get back to staring into the meaningless abyss of my own future.
這的確是個凄涼的世界 切爾西 It is a bleak worldview, Chelsea.
切爾西 我得等下再來跟你通話了 Chelsea, I gotta put you on hold.
你的新住處怎么樣 韋恩 How's your new place, Wayne?
一個人住簡直是超級無敵勁爆爽 Living alone is awesome times radical times infinity.
我可以做兩人份的晚餐 然后一個人全吃掉 I get to make dinner for two and then eat both.
簡直是活在美夢里 Living the dream.
所以你們兩個不再是室友了嗎 So you two aren't roommates anymore?
不是了 No.
我只是借住在德韋恩的沙發上 I was just crashing on Dwayne's sofa
而他在盤算著怎么勾引我老婆 while he plotted how to seduce my wife.
我以為你們已經玩完了 I thought you guys were done.
是啊 那樣就沒問題了是吧 Well, then, that makes it okay.
給我吃吧 Here we go.
我以為你已經吃完了 I thought you were done.
那我們回到之前的狀態吧 Let's just go back to the way things were.
好了 就像這一切完全沒發生過 There. It's like it never happened.
這是最后一塊不含谷朊的糕點了 That was the last gluten-free option.
不要啊 我錯過布道了嗎 Oh no. Did I miss the service?
我肯定是記錯時間了 I must've gotten the time wrong.
那也太遺憾了 我們開始吧 That's too bad. Let's get started.
瞧吧 See?
我就跟你們說 他錯過了做禮拜 I told y'all just because he missed church
并不代表他就要搬回普林斯頓去了 didn't mean he was moving back to Princeton.
或是死在了陰溝里 Or was dead in a ditch.
我們做做夢總可以吧 We can dream.
生活在這里 夢想也大不到哪里去 Not very big if you live here.
算你們走運 我來了 Lucky for you, I am here
我要帶領這個唱詩班打進地區賽 and I am taking this choir to the regional competition.
地區賽 Regionals?
我們不是不符合資格嗎 I thought we didn't qualify.
你們是不符合 但肯塔基州合唱委員會認為 You didn't, but the Kentucky Choral Commission thought
有我這種名人的指導 能夠吸引... that a director of my caliber would add interest and--
怎么說的來著 對 為比賽帶來關注度 what was it? Yeah, prestige to the event.
這就是底層小人物逆風崛起的故事 It's the story of underdogs triumphing.
就像艾米利奧·艾斯特維茲的冰球隊 Like, uh, Emilio Estevez's hockey team
就那部電影[野鴨變鳳凰] 我的傳教士父母稱之為 in the movie my missionary parents called
《野鴨很強大 但沒有上帝強大》 "Ducks are Mighty, but Not as Mighty as God."
-阿門 -別不知死活地跟野鴨對著干 - Amen. - Don't get on the wrong side of a duck.
我都能想象出到時候的頭條標題了 I can see the headlines now.
《被流放的大師將文化之火傳給了鄉巴佬們》 "Maestro in Exile Brings Culture to Bumpkins."
我真的非常激動 I'm super excited
你要為了你的個人利益 剝削利用我們 for you to exploit us for your own personal gain,
不過盡量避免有害的刻板認知 but try to avoid harmful stereotypes.
不如我們贏回個真正的獎怎么樣 How 'bout we just win a real award?
我已經選好歌曲了 I've already chosen the song.
是《萬福瑪利亞》 It is "Ave Maria."
這個編曲的美妙之處在于簡單 The beauty of this arrangement is its simplicity--
只需要在女高音獨唱之下加入基本的和聲 basic harmonies beneath a soprano solo.
我們可以搞個試鏡活動 We will hold auditions.
誰知道呢 或許會很有趣呢 Who knows, maybe this'll be fun.
我還沒準備好 能讓別人先上嗎 I'm not ready--can somebody else go before me?
?萬福瑪利亞? ♪ Ve Maria ♪
這簡直是花腔毒沼 It is a melisma miasma.
謝謝 Thank you.
這句不是夸獎 Not a compliment.
?萬福? ♪ Ave ♪
歌詞是什么來著 Line?
瑪利亞 Maria!
你為什么嚇得不知所措 你經常在這里唱歌啊 Why are you freaking out? You sing here all the time.
但從沒獨唱過 Well, never alone.
即使是在我的腦海里 我也不是一個人唱 Even in my head, I don't sing by myself.
什么叫"在你的腦海里" What do you mean "in your head"?
在我的腦海里 會搭配很優秀的歌手和樂隊 Well, in my head there's really good singers and a band.
這不是鼓聲獨奏 It's not a drum solo.
現在是了 Until now.
她們都太爛了 They all sucked.
她們以為花腔女高音的意思是實唱 They think coloratura means belting
就像伊迪娜·門澤爾唱那首冰雪公主的歌 like Idina Menzel in that ice princess song.
《隨它吧》 "Let It Go."
我做不到啊 I can't.
我或許是墜落神壇了 I may have fallen from grace,
但我的專業技能依然拔尖 but I'm still at the top of my game.
好吧 大教練 Okay, Rick Pitino.
我的傳世杰作或許還沒有誕生 My magnum opus might still be ahead of me.
你或許能在我們的開放麥之夜發現一些音樂奇才 You might find some musical talent at our open mic night.
有只狗會彈鋼琴 There was a dog that plays a piano.
諷刺的是 它的名字竟然不是貝多芬 Ironically, he is not named Beethoven.
真正諷刺的是 我竟然認為 What's ironic is me thinking that
能在這破地方找到能配得上我技藝的音樂奇才 I might find talent worthy of my skills in this backwater.
BGM: 9 To 5
?從床上爬起來? ♪ Tumble outta bed ♪
?我搖搖晃晃走進廚房? ♪ And I stumble to the kitchen ♪
?為自己倒上一杯雄心壯志? ♪ Pour myself a cup of ambition ♪
?打個哈欠 張開臂膀 獲得新生? ♪ And yawn and stretch and try to come to life ♪
?沖進浴室 血液開始沸騰? ♪ Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin' ♪
?走上街頭 交通開始鬧騰? ♪ Out on the streets, the traffic starts jumpin' ♪
?路人如我 朝九晚五? ♪ With folks like me on the job from 9 to 5 ♪
?朝九晚五? ♪ Workin' 9 to 5 ♪
?努力工作? ♪ What a way to make a livin' ♪
?勉強營生? ♪ Barely gettin' by ♪
?只有獲取 沒有付出? ♪ It's all takin' and no givin' ♪
?他們只是利用你? ♪ They just use your mind ♪
?你永遠無法獲得肯定? ♪ And you never get the credit ♪
?這足以令你抓狂 若你? ♪ It's enough to drive you crazy if you let i-- ♪
喂 你唱得不錯啊 Hey, you don--you don't suck.
你決定讓誰獨唱了嗎 Did you decide who gets the solo?
我們已經給你一整晚 按你的話說 We gave you all night to, in your words,
"邊喝邊想了" "drink on it."
吉妮 Ginny.
什么 What?
她甚至都沒試唱過 She didn't even audition.
因為我不想獨唱 Because I don't want a solo.
這不是你想不想的問題 Well, this isn't about what you want.
是我要不要的問題 It's about what I need.
我需要秘密武器 And I need a secret weapon.
武器 我們要打仗了嗎 Weapon? We in a war?
我們要打仗 We are in a war.
向平庸開戰 We are in a war against mediocrity,
向粗糙開戰 against crudity,
向你婚禮上穿網球鞋開戰 against wearing tennis shoes at your wedding.
短褲不能配皮鞋啊 You can't wear dress shoes with shorts.
"最大進步獎"不算獎 Most Improved is not an award.
它只能證明你們曾經有多差 It's an indictment of how bad you used to be.
想象一下我們取得真正的成就 Imagine the possibility of achieving actual greatness.
為了實現目標 我們需要一位音域廣 And for that, we need a soloist
會顫音的獨唱 with range and vibrato,
吉妮就是 and that is Ginny.
我不喜歡聚光燈 I don't like the spotlight.
我們不想以整個社團為代價 We don't like to elevate the individual
去提升某個人 at the expense of the community.
如果說有人需要刺激一下情緒 Like, if someone needs an emotional boost,
他們就會找個獨唱 they get a solo.
卡拉的貓不見了 Karla's cat is missing.
如果吉妮不想獨唱 她就唱不好 If Ginny doesn't want it, she won't do a good job.
還有 我能唱五個八度 Besides, I have a five octave range.
從中央C往下的 From middle C down.
你是女低音 You're an alto.
你才是女低音 You're an alto.
吉妮人呢 Where's Ginny?
人人都不見了 Everyone's missing.
你為什么跑了躲起來 Why'd you run off and hide?
我很緊張好嗎 I get nervous, okay?
跟大家一起唱是一回事 I mean, it's one thing to sing with the group,
但是在人群面前獨唱 but alone in front of a crowd?
我會心跳加速 頭暈目眩 I mean, my heart races, I get dizzy,
然后我的衣服就會全部濕透 and then I sweat straight through my clothes.
我在堅振禮時帶了三套白色衣服 I had to bring three white dresses to my confirmation.
好的 坐這兒 坐下 Okay, sit here. Sit.
坐下來 閉上眼睛 Sit, close your eyes.
我要你設想一下 你和我都是礦工 I want you to imagine that you and I are miners,
被困在洞里了 trapped in a cave-in.
-我在哪兒 -學校 - Where am I? - School.
-我能去洞里嗎 -行 - Can I be in the cave? - Fine.
洞口有塊大石頭 我們逃不出去 There is a huge boulder between us and the sunshine of life.
那我們該怎么辦 What do we do?
我們禱告 We pray.
然后 如果實在不行了 Oh, and then, if it comes to it,
你就吃掉我的身體 就能活下來 you eat my body so you can survive.
不對 我們要搬動大石頭 No. We move the boulder.
焦慮可以治愈 Anxiety is treatable.
可以鍛煉 也可以吃藥 There's exercises, there are even drugs.
我的醫療保險認為他的閱讀障礙 My health insurance considers treating his dyslexia
屬于可擇期的治療范疇 as an elective procedure.
所以我猜它不會報銷我的焦慮治療 So I'm guessing it's not covered.
焦慮就是焦慮 It is what it is.
你就想坐在洞里等死 So you just wanna sit in the cave and die?
又不是真的山洞 It's not a real cave.
對我來說就是 Well, it is to me.
我們要先吃掉他 對吧 We're gonna eat him first, right?
那是肯定的 Definitely.
韋恩 什么風把你吹來了 Wayne, what brings you here?
這樣一絲不掛 Like this?
抱歉 雅克 我以為大家都走了 Sorry, Jax, thought everyone had gone.
我就是圖個舒服 I was just getting comfy, you know.
我喜歡像亞當夏娃那樣裸睡 I like to sleep in the old Adam and Eve tuxedo.
你睡在這里 Uh, Y-you're sleeping here?
我以為你有自己的新家了 I thought you had a new apartment.
騙人的 That was a lie.
沒有 我沒錢 哪兒也去不了 No, I don't have the money to go anywhere else,
但我又受不了和那個叛徒德韋恩住在一起 but I couldn't stand living with that traitor Dwayne.
我知道你很生氣 但是他還是你朋友 I know you're angry, but he's still your friend.
他才不是 He is not a friend.
你能不能把衣服穿上 Could you please put your clothes on?
亞當也有塊遮羞布 Even Adam had a fig leaf.
好的 你要來瓶啤酒嗎 Oh, yeah, sure. Hey, you want a beer?
-不要了 -來點派 - No. - Some pie?
不用了 I'm okay.
我這里烤了塊雞排 I got a little chicken fried steak over here--
不用了 你能不能把衣服穿上 No, could you just put some clothes on?
這是字母"L" That's the letter "L."
下一個是"M" Next step "M."
你想當第一個還是第二個隆起 Do you wanna be the first hump or the second hump?
我只想當個安靜的傻瓜 I wanna be dumb in peace.
你不傻 You are not dumb.
你只是有閱讀障礙 網上說 You have dyslexia, and the website said
用新的方式來認字母有幫助 that making letters in new ways will help.
有什么用呢 我又學不好 What's the point? I'll never be good at school.
這就跟你有舞臺恐懼一個樣 改變不了 It's like you and stage fright. It is what it is.
我能跟你談談嗎 Can I talk to you?
我沒法開門 I can't come to the door.
我被困在無所為的人生石頭下了 I'm trapped under the boulder of my life going nowhere.
你覺得你能用噴燈開罐頭嗎 Did you think you could open a can with a blowtorch?
我想因為有壓力差 科學嘛 I thought the pressure difference--y'know, science.
你知道他是什么學科的博士嗎 Do we know what he's a doctor of?
我打算應對我的焦慮問題了 I'm ready to deal with my anxiety.
我要唱獨唱 I wanna sing the solo.
真的嗎 Really?
卡什需要看到 人們可以做出改變 Cash needs to see it's possible to change,
不論你的問題是什么 no matter what your issues are.
你的問題是什么呢 And what are your issues?
母愛缺失嗎 Withholding mother?
姐姐獲得所有關注 Big sister got all the attention?
我知道你的伎倆 I see what you're doing here
你的自由談話療法對我沒用 and your liberal talk therapy's not gonna work on me.
我猜自己總在想 I guess part of me wondered
如果我有才華 我爸是否就不會走了 if I had any talent, would my father have stayed?
顯然他和我媽之間有問題 I mean, obviously he was having problems with my mother.
但那也可能是我的錯 But that could've been my fault, too.
不 吉妮 停下 No, Ginny, stop it.
她那時的女人選擇很少 Women of her generation had limited options.
你讓我媽崩潰了 You broke my mom.
還沒 但會的 Not yet, but we'll get there.
你丟東西了嗎 Did you lose something?
對 但它們餓了就會回來 Yeah, but they'll come back when they're hungry.
-它們 -沒事的 - They? - It's cool.
它們沒毒 只是餓了會發飆 They're not venomous, they're just hangry.
牧師 你在后面嗎 Reverend, you back there?
糟糕 是德韋恩 Oh, crap. It's Dwayne.
這是個絕佳的機會 讓你倆澄清誤會 This is a great opportunity for you guys to clear the air,
治愈傷口 然后搬回一起住 heal your wounds, and move back in together.
絕不可能 It's not gonna happen.
我不想讓他知道我住在這 I don't want him to know I'm living here.
你會替我保守秘密 對吧 You gotta keep my secrets, right?
因為有個律師顧客朝圣條例 Because of the whole attorney-customer pilgrimage.
說的太對了 That's exactly right.
德韋恩 你來了 Dwayne! Hey.
你看著很高噢 Looking tall.
換了什么新花樣嗎 Doing anything new?
我得談談 你在等人嗎 I need to talk--oh, are you expecting company?
不不 我在嘗圣餐的代替酒 No, no, I'm just sampling some communion alternatives.
那我不打擾你 Well, don't let me stop you.
拉倒吧 還是用紅酒 Nope, stick to the wine.
我能幫你嗎 What can I help you with?
于是我告訴他我想邀請吉妮參加畢業舞會 So I tell him I'm thinking about asking Ginny to the prom.
緊接著我發現他邀請了她 The next thing I know, he asks her.
-不會吧 -沒錯 - No. - Yeah.
之后他還有膽量 And then he has the nerve
讓我在婚禮時做他的伴郎 to ask me to be the best man at the wedding.
你怎么說的 What did you say?
-我說行 -不會吧 - I said yeah. - No.
沒錯 我答應了 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
出什么事了 Something wrong?
沒事 No.
你確定 You sure?
確定 Yes.
繼續 Continue.
那晚在餐館有什么讓你 Something allowed you to conquer your anxiety
克服了焦慮 that night in the diner.
我一個人 I was alone.
錯 我一直看著你 你不知道而已 Wrong, I was watching you. You just didn't know it.
詭異 Weird.
還有什么事 你在想什么 What else was going on? What was in your head?
我把自己想象成多莉·帕頓了 I mean, I was imagining I was Dolly Parton.
就是這個 There it is.
你想戰勝恐懼 創造一個新身份 You wanna beat your fear? Create an alter ego.
開放麥之夜 今晚十點 在酒吧登記
抱歉 Sorry.
開頭難啊 Tough start.
我不該向他道歉 I shouldn't have apologized to him.
我的胸罩都濕了 Ugh, and my bra's wet
而且我至少一個月沒洗它了 and I haven't washed it in at least a month.
這是吉妮會說的話 That's Ginny talking.
現在轉換成新身份 Let's tap into that alter ego.
你的內在天后是誰 Who is this inner diva?
妲莉安娜·伍德賓 Darlianna Woodbeam.
露天礦工的女兒 The strip miner's daughter.
她在和朋友家人 She was discovered in a Florida mall
去弗羅里達商場玩時被星探挖掘 while on vacation with her friend's family
因為她自己的父母買不起出游的票 'cause her real parents couldn't afford to buy her a ticket.
細節非常到位 很好 This is very specific. It's good.
謝謝 Thank you.
我渴了 I'm thirsty.
通常我點白葡萄酒 Uh, normally I would get a white wine.
但是 But?
妲莉安娜要代基里酒 Darlianna needs a daiquiri.
我還沒問你要喝什么 Oh, I didn't ask you if you wanted anything.
不對 妲莉安娜只關心自己 Oh, Darlianna only cares about herself.
我給你要杯波旁酒 I'll get you bourbon.
來雙份的 Make it a double.
亞瑟 我們收到你信息了 Hey, Arthur, we got your text.
"老爹圍欄酒館 緊急" "Pop's Paddock, urgent."
我們有些人擔心 有些人只是口渴 Some of us were concerned. Some of us were thirsty.
整支英國棒球隊來了 The entire UK basketball team is here.
我扯淡呢 他們沒來 I'm kidding, they're not.
但這正是我需要的能量 But that is exactly the energy I need.
我請你們喝酒 因為我需要大家為吉妮喝彩 I'm buying you drinks 'cause I need you cheering Ginny.
沒有什么 There's nothing harder
比在朋友面前唱歌更難 than singing in front of your friends.
如果她能戰勝這個 If she can get through this,
就能有在地區賽的信心 she'll have the confidence to compete in the regionals.
去吧 把自己灌醉 So go. Get yourselves lubricated.
-拿野貓隊開玩笑真不地道 -不客氣 - Not cool about the Wildcats. - You're welcome.
哥們 Oh, hey buddy.
說了不用擔心咬傷 Told you not to worry about that bite.
牛奶蛇沒有毒 Milk snakes are non-venomous.
也許那里你最好再消毒一次 Yeah, maybe you wanna sterilize that one more time.
酒精度100以上的都行 Anything over 100 proof should work.
還有 應該不會發生 Oh, also--and this shouldn't happen--
但如果你的指甲開始脫落 but if your fingernails start to fall out
你大概一分鐘后就會掛 and you sort of die for a minute,
那你就是被其他蛇咬了 you were bit by a different snake than I thought.
酒精 Alcohol.
杰克斯牧師很急躁 Reverend Jax is jum-py.
而且他大白天的一個人喝酒 And he's been drinking in the middle of the day by himself.
還好戒酒會就在教堂舉行 Lucky for him AA meets at the church.
喂 農場呆瓜 吹點帶歌詞的曲兒 Hey, farm nerd, whistle something with words!
下一個是你 You're up next.
是嗎 I am?
如果其他人準備好了想先... Oh, well if anybody's ready to go before me--
來吧 你能行 Come on, you got this.
你可不是白給自己噴了那么多劣質香水 You didn't douse yourself in cheap perfume for nothing.
那是我好的香水 That's my good perfume.
不會吧 真的嗎 No, really?
你知道嗎 至少我花時間洗澡了 You know what, at least I took the trouble to shower.
住在骯臟玻璃船屋里的人 People who live in filthy glass houseboats
不該對人說三道四 should not throw stones.
我想雇清潔工來著 Hey, I tried to hire a maid.
當你讓別人 People get suspicious
拿一堆漂白劑到路盡頭的 when you ask them to bring a bunch of bleach
-舊船屋時 人們會起疑心 -知道嗎 - down to the old houseboat at the end of the road. - You know what?
你活得像豬一樣 You live like a pig,
你還看不起其他身不由己 and you look down your nose at people who have problems
有問題的人 that are not of their own making.
聽著 你很緊張 Okay, look, you're nervous
所以你想吵架 and you're trying to start a fight.
這叫轉移目標 It's called deflection.
好吧 你的胡子蠢透了 Oh, well, your beard is dumb.
至少你只辜負了自己 Well, least the only person you're failing is yourself.
還有你兒子 Oh, and your son.
我屁眼吹的都比你好聽 My butt whistles better than you!
抱歉 抱歉 Excuse me, excuse me.
能給我一杯谷物酒嗎 Can I get a shot of grain alcohol?
要雙份的 Make it a double.
我在拯救你 I'm saving you from yourself.
等等 別 Wait, no.
別啊 我需要酒 拜托 No, I need it, please!
妹子
你無需覺得尷尬 You have nothing to be ashamed of.
這是世界上最自然的東西 It's the most natural thing in the world.
我知道你在里面 I know you're in there.
我能從門上看見你頭發 I can see your hair over the door.
你有什么毛病 What is your problem?
來吧 你能行 Come on, you can do this.
你又不知道登臺唱歌有多嚇人 You don't know how scary it is to put yourself out there,
自負教授先生 Mr. Fancy Professor.
自負教授博士 Dr. Fancy Professor.
沒錯 你又怎么知道生活在底層的滋味 Exactly, what do you know about feeling like dirt?
每天早上我睜開眼睛 Every morning I open my eyes,
有那么一瞬間我以為會看見琴躺在我身邊 and for a second I think I'm gonna see Jean lying next to me.
讓自己下床 下地 Getting my feet out of that bed, onto the ground,
是我每天所做最艱難的事 is the hardest thing I do every day.
只有當我做音樂時 我不希望自我了斷 Only time I don't wish I was dead is when I'm making music.
那是唯一讓我活著的東西 It's the only thing keeping me alive.
天哪 太黑暗了 Holy , that is dark.
當然了 Of course.
你一直指導唱詩班 You keep coaching choirs
是因為你不知道怎么干別的事 'cause you don't know how to do anything else.
不是指導 是指揮 It's not coaching, it's conducting.
你一直要求我們贏得比賽 You keep pushing us to win this competition
因為這是你力所能及的挑戰 because it's a challenge that you're equipped to face,
不像你生活中的其他方面 unlike the rest of your life.
知道嗎 我不需要你的自由談話治療 You know what, I don't need your liberal talk therapy.
我知道孤身一人的感受 Hey, I know what it's like to be alone.
但你有朋友 But you got friends.
你有一整支合唱團會為你挺身而出 You got a whole choir of people who will show up for you,
只要你需要 anytime you need.
他們已經來了 先我需要你挺身而上 They already did. Now I need you to show up.
或妲莉安娜 Or Darlianna.
任君選擇 Dealer's choice.
剛才是由埃夫朗為大家帶來的20分鐘 That was Ephram and his 20-minute whistling journey
美國歷史口哨 through American history.
接下來 掌聲有請妲莉安娜·伍德賓 Next, give it up for Miss Darlianna Woodbeam.
謝天謝地她用了藝名 Oh, thank God she's using the stage name.
吉妮太普通了 Ginny's pretty basic.
德韋恩 放我下來 Dwayne, put me down.
-這是反方向 -我知道你在酗酒 - This is the wrong direction-- - I know you're an alcoholic.
-什么 -但如果我允許你繼續 - What? - But I wouldn't be much of a friend
那我就不是個好朋友了 if I allowed you to keep living a lie like that.
騙了自己好友十年的人 That's a lot of big talk from a guy
還真是會說大話啊 who lied to his best friend for ten years.
-我說了我 -夠了 - I told you I-- - Enough!
我不能再趟這渾水了 I can't be in the middle of this any longer.
韋恩太驕傲不敢告訴你他住在教堂 Wayne's too proud to tell you that he's living at the church.
韋恩 Wayne.
你能行 You got this!
這首歌獻給當你迷路時 This one's for the people who find you
也找尋到你的人們 even when you've lost your way.
BGM: Here You Come Again
?你又歸來? ♪ Here you come again ♪
?就在我剛重振旗鼓之時? ♪ Just when I've begun to get myself together ♪
?你大搖大擺進門 像以往一樣? ♪ You waltz right in the door, just like you've done before ♪
?用你的手指包裹我的心? ♪ And wrap my heart 'round your little finger ♪
這些年來我給百來對夫婦做咨詢 Over the years I've counseled hundreds of couples.
只有在他們真正彼此相愛時 And the only time they get this mad
才會向對方發這么大火 is when they truly love each other.
我們不是夫婦 是朋友 We're not a couple, we're friends.
曾經是朋友 We were friends.
沒錯 你們不是夫婦 You're right. You're not a couple.
但你們也不只是朋友 But you're not just friends, either.
你們是家人 You're family.
趕緊給我和好 So work it out!
?你只需要亮出招牌微笑? ♪ All you got to do is smile that smile ♪
我得喝一杯 I need a drink.
?我的防御就都卸下? ♪ And there go all my defenses ♪
?與你重歸于好不多久? ♪ Just leave it up to you and in a little while ♪
?你就擾亂我心緒 讓我感知萬物? ♪ You're messin' up my mind and fillin' up my senses ♪
?你又歸來? ♪ Here you come again ♪
?比任何人都更加帥氣? ♪ Lookin' better than a body has a right to ♪
?讓我心旌蕩漾 真正意識到? ♪ And shakin' me up so that all I really know ♪
?是你再次歸來? ♪ Is here you come again ♪
?我來了? ♪ And here I go ♪
?我來了? ♪ Here I go ♪
我可以原諒愛上她的男人 A man can be forgiven for falling in love with her.
我真的試著不愛 但是 I really tried not to, but--
我知道 I know.
?我來了? ♪ Here I go ♪
不不不 No, no, no, no, no.
不準再躲在背景里 No more hiding in the background.
你是獨唱 You are a soloist.
最多還是個一般的鋼琴手 And a mediocre piano player, at best.
還有誰會彈 Who else can play?
看看你唱《萬福瑪麗亞》怎么樣 See what you can do with "Ave Maria."
給你 Oh, here.
是我和卡什跟你的小小感謝禮 It's just a little thank you gift from me and Cash.
手動開罐器 我就值這點嗎 A manual can opener. Is that all I'm worth?
帶領我們通過地區賽 Well, get us through regionals
我就給你買個電動的 and I'll buy you an electric one.
這是最后一箱了 All right, that's the last of it.
我正式準備好搬回去了 I'm officially ready to move back in.
來吧 兄弟 Come on, buddy.
我真心為你們開心 It makes my heart glad to see
看到你們又成為室友 you are back to being roommates.
就像伯特和厄尼在那個兒童劇里 Like Bert and Ernie in that kid's show
《如果你不承認即使你是同志也沒事》[芝麻街]"It's Okay If You're Gay If You Don't Acknowledge It."
沒看過 Haven't seen it.
伯特和厄尼是同志嗎 Were Bert and Ernie gay?
絕對是 Totally.