1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,699 (classical musical score playing ) 2 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,582 ( children playing ) 3 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,401 You have a safe flight, okay? 4 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:47,473 Hey, take care of that daughter of yours. 5 00:00:49,315 --> 00:00:51,306 ( woman speaking over PA ) 6 00:00:58,925 --> 00:01:00,984 ( Latin music playing ) 7 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:06,457 ( honks horn ) 8 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:35,157 - ( car honks ) - ( speaks Spanish ) 9 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:45,695 Papi! 10 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:58,081 ( bell ringing ) 11 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,279 ( speaks Spanish ) 12 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,766 - ( car honks ) - ( speaks Spanish ) 13 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:14,892 Papi! 14 00:02:32,685 --> 00:02:34,676 ( speaks Spanish ) 15 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,140 - ( people chatting ) - Woman over P.A.: Ladies and gentlemen, 16 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,549 welcome to Chicago's O'Hare lnternational Airport. 17 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:08,349 Please check the overhead monitors 18 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:10,515 for flight arrival and departure times. 19 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:15,390 Please keep all personal items, 20 00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:18,727 including luggage, with you at all times. 21 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:21,529 Unattended luggage will be confiscated 22 00:03:21,568 --> 00:03:23,195 by law enforcement officials. 23 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:25,261 May I have your attention please? 24 00:03:25,305 --> 00:03:27,603 This is a gate change announcement. 25 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:31,269 - Jesse! - Jesse! Jesse! 26 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:34,405 Oh, ho ho! Welcome back! 27 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:36,847 - Come on, man! - Yeah, baby! 28 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,043 What's up? 29 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:39,915 You find any weapons of mass destruction over there? 30 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:43,047 - You on Social Security yet, asshole? - Yeah. ( laughs ) 31 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:45,216 - Oh, man. - How you doing, man? 32 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:47,226 - So good to see you, brother. - So good to see you. 33 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:49,956 - Man, it's been too long. - I know. I know, man. 34 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:53,056 - I missed you. - You girls want to stop the fappy shit? 35 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:55,397 - It's happy hour, man. - What? 36 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:57,801 - It's 11 :00. - Not in Amsterdam! 37 00:03:57,837 --> 00:03:59,361 It's party time! 38 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,430 ( Spanish hip-hop music playing ) 39 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:09,079 Jesse: Grandpa, you want to watch the road? 40 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:13,975 - Man: Oh, look at that. - Man #2: Let me see, man. 41 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:15,988 - Oh, that's not bad. - Man: Not bad, bro. 42 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:18,616 - That gonna heal up real nice. - Looks good, man. 43 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:20,285 - Man: That's cool. - Announcer: Johnny's all deals. 44 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:22,385 - Oh! Oh oh! Oh! - This is it. 45 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:23,895 This is the ad for the store! Check it out. 46 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,057 - Check it out. - Shh shh shh! 47 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,897 - Listen to this. - Plasma screen TVs, at absolutely... 48 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,267 ...rock bottom prices. 49 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:34,171 Woman: Excuse me, Mr. Sexy Voice Man, 50 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,573 but why are you standing in the middle of the store... 51 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:39,271 -...in just your underwear? - Man: Who, me? 52 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:41,280 - Woman: Mm-hmm. - Man: I'm just trying 53 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:44,306 - to give you 60". - Oh! 54 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:48,150 That's so cheap! Yo yo yo, B, 55 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:50,519 you should see the honeys I've got lined up for the next ad. 56 00:04:50,556 --> 00:04:52,854 - Caliente. - Oh, come on, Father Time. 57 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:55,452 You think that dye job in your hair fools anybody? 58 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:57,622 Just 'cause your illegal Mexican ass can't afford-- 59 00:04:57,664 --> 00:04:58,995 Old ass man. 60 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,795 I'm gonna tell you the difference between me and you. 61 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:03,301 - What's that? You tell me. - I'm legal. 62 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:05,827 You a wannabe legal. 63 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:08,170 Ouch. Yo, whoa whoa whoa. 64 00:05:08,207 --> 00:05:11,142 Johnny, turn on Sacramento. It's coming up pretty soon. 65 00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:13,304 Johnny: Wait. You want your ma to kill us? 66 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:15,314 It'll be fine. Just turn on Sacramento 67 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:17,509 - when we get up there. - Papo, what's the rush? 68 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:19,848 Your aunt's still pissed that we were late to Mauricio's wedding. 69 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:21,786 Are you kidding me? You're still harping on that? 70 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,016 The priest passed out from heat stroke! 71 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,787 Dude, everybody knows I need 15 minutes to blow-dry my hair. 72 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:29,192 - Otherwise it don't work. - Road's coming up. 73 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:32,561 - Don't miss it. - Let's hit the cuchi frito spot. 74 00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:34,532 - Some bacaladitos maybe. - Yeah, I'm hungry, bro. 75 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,797 - Johnny. - Yo. 76 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,861 - Stop the car. - Here? 77 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:40,497 - Yeah. - What's up? 78 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,235 Are you crazy? It's freaking cold out there. 79 00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:45,010 I'm not gonna stop the car. 80 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:46,534 - Stop the car! - I'm not getting out! 81 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:50,140 - It's cold! - Johnny! Ozzy! 82 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,674 Come here, bro. What are you doing? 83 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,914 Oh, shit. 84 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:56,353 ( both panting ) 85 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:01,950 ( laughs ) 86 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,336 Welcome back, coz. 87 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,338 Welcome back. 88 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,465 Ozzy: Welcome back to Humble Park, man. 89 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,574 You feel sick? You don't look sick. 90 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:20,545 Are you sure this medicine is not gonna make me drowsy? 91 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:22,047 - Hi, Edy. - I don't want to fall asleep 92 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:23,673 at my girl's office party. 93 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:25,843 You're gonna be the most beautiful woman there. 94 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,580 Thank you, Papi. I'll see you later. 95 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,554 Okay. 96 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:31,989 ( speaks Spanish ) 97 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:37,054 - What? - You know what, Don Juan. 98 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:39,291 If I didn't admire her, she'd be insulted. 99 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:41,562 Please! Like you look at Sister Maria here like that. 100 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:44,570 I wasn't always a nun. 101 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,799 Oh no. 102 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:48,864 Brother's even stealing Santa suits. 103 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,637 Why don't you sit on Santa's lap 104 00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:51,973 and give me your wish list? 105 00:06:52,011 --> 00:06:54,707 $1, one menthol. 106 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,214 Why don't you add 99 to that, 107 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,149 pay me back for the Trinidad-Jones fight? 108 00:06:58,184 --> 00:06:59,776 That fight was over a year ago. 109 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:01,980 I swear, I'm never betting with you again, Spencer. 110 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:03,784 30 years, you've never ponied up once. 111 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:05,313 And why you bet on Trinidad, anyway? 112 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:07,258 I usually never bet when two brothers are fighting. 113 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:08,555 Trinidad is Puerto Rican. 114 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,221 How many times do I have to explain to you 115 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,560 Puerto Ricans ain't black? 116 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:13,292 Come on, you know damn well 117 00:07:13,332 --> 00:07:15,129 if Trinidad wasn't black, I'd never bet on him. 118 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:16,726 I always bet on the black man. 119 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:19,135 Lakers versus Celtics, I always went Lakers. 120 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,833 Tiger versus the white boy of the month... 121 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:22,465 I always go Tiger. 122 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:25,409 The only time I ever lost was Apollo versus Rocky, 123 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,776 but I think that shit was fixed. 124 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,440 Whatever. Can I have my money? 125 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,312 If I prove to you that Puerto Ricans are black, 126 00:07:30,349 --> 00:07:31,577 then I don't owe you one thin dime. 127 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:34,484 - Edy: Get out. - Dad! Papi! 128 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,648 - Hey, Spence. Look at you. - Hey, Mauricio. 129 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,783 - I like the black Santa scam. - Hey, you know me. 130 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:41,453 Too bad Santa only comes once a year. 131 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:43,359 - Know what I mean? - Got that right. 132 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:45,364 Dad. How's it going? 133 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:48,265 I couldn't just drive by without paying tribute, you know? 134 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,963 - ( laughs ) - Look at you. 135 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:52,470 How come he gets to flirt? 136 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:53,699 'Cause he's mine. 137 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:56,139 - Hi, Tina. - Hi. 138 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:58,143 - Nice blouse. - Thank you. 139 00:07:58,177 --> 00:08:00,441 Anna gave it to me for my birthday last year. 140 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,004 Whoa. Don't flash like that. 141 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:04,209 I'm a married man. Cover them up. 142 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,150 ( both laugh ) 143 00:08:06,185 --> 00:08:07,618 Just kidding. 144 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,382 - That blouse Tina was wearing? - Yeah? 145 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:11,856 I gave it to your mom two Christmases ago. 146 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:15,122 Maybe it was a little too Lieutenant Uhura, "Star Trek" for her. 147 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,061 Come on, Sarah. Where's your Christmas spirit? 148 00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:19,530 Where's hers? She regifts everything. 149 00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:21,965 Last year she gave me a basket of toiletries with 150 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,128 with "Doubletree" and "Boca" printed on it. 151 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,468 - Really? - I still have the body lotion. 152 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,565 Oh, Sarah, come on. Hey, do you know what would be 153 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:30,200 a great Christmas present for my parents? 154 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,040 - TiVo? - No no. 155 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:33,978 If we tell them we're trying to have a baby. 156 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,503 - A baby? - Yeah. 157 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:37,914 Are you high? ( laughs ) 158 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:40,646 - We discussed this. - No. No no no no no no no. 159 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,711 We're still in discussion about this. 160 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:44,382 What are we gonna say to my mom when she's all, 161 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:47,483 "All my friends have grandchildren. 162 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,324 My mother had 10 grandchildren when she was my age"? 163 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,728 We'll tell her to adopt an embryo 164 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:53,527 and have one herself. 165 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,534 ( water running ) 166 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,468 ( man speaking Spanish on radio ) 167 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,695 ( door opens ) 168 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,530 - Merry Christmas. - Feliz Navidad. 169 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:32,732 Ay, mi niño! 170 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:38,705 You look so handsome. 171 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:41,474 - Hello, Sarah. - Hello. 172 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:45,314 You went to the bodega before you came home first? 173 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:46,818 - Yeah, well-- - What difference does it make? 174 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:48,581 They're here now. 175 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:51,749 You're lucky to have ran into him at the bodega. 176 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,385 He's a little hard to get ahold of these days. 177 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:58,329 ( speaks Spanish ) 178 00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,958 Mira, she's almost a Puerto Rican. 179 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,661 ( speaks Spanish ) 180 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:07,104 I'm sorry, can you say that more slowly 181 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:09,903 and just enunciate a little more clearly? 182 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,604 Yeah, well, she saying "How are you?" 183 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,476 She says, "How are you?" How are you? 184 00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:17,277 - Oh. Muy bien. - There you go. 185 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:20,149 It looks like you've lost a little bit of weight. 186 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,620 ( speaks Spanish ) 187 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,017 She said that you look great. 188 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:28,822 Oh. Thank you. I just started Pilates. 189 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:31,659 Ay, bendito. When am I gonna have grandchildren? 190 00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:33,324 My mother had 10 at my age. 191 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,163 All of my friends have grandchildren. 192 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:37,362 I'm going to be the only Puerto Rican grandmother 193 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,633 who's gonna have to adopt grandchildren. 194 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,606 Anna, leave the children alone. 195 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,370 Do you want to drive them back to New York? 196 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,138 Thanks, Dad. 197 00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:46,701 Anybody else home yet? 198 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:48,213 Our little Hollywood movie star 199 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:49,839 is about to pull up in her limo any minute. 200 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,194 Merry Christmas! 201 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:15,173 - Edy: Oh, it's our little movie star! - Hi, Dad. 202 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:18,506 - Stop stop stop. - Mom, you're like paparazzi. 203 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:20,739 - Hi, Mom! - Where's the limo driver? 204 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,577 He had another pickup at the airport. 205 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,810 Hi, Mami. How are you? Where's Jesse? 206 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,182 - Is he here yet? - Johnny and Ozzy went to pick him up. 207 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:28,709 Oh God, he'd be safer in lraq. 208 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,847 - ( Ozzy grunts ) - Whoa! 209 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,688 - ( Ozzy laughs ) - Yo, Ozzy! 210 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,751 - My bad, man! - Come on, bro. 211 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,820 You threw that like Marcia Brady. 212 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,058 Hey, I'm not the one who wore diapers in Little League. 213 00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,726 For your information, Mr. Asshole, 214 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:44,065 they were disposable underwear. okay? 215 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,435 - I had a bladder problem. - Yeah, a lot of girls have that problem. 216 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:48,099 Johnny: There was an epidemic going on. 217 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,199 There were thousands of kids having to wear those. 218 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:52,836 - Epidemic. - Can we get to the game? 219 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,675 Johnny: What you think we're doing? 220 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,705 Talking like two old ladies. Come on, man. 221 00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,341 - You swing like one. - Here comes the heat, baby. 222 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,614 Throw that like a man. I ain't got all day. 223 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:05,555 - Oh! Home run! - Johnny: Oh! 224 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:08,787 I could've caught that. 225 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,693 Come on! Catch the ball, you old ass man! 226 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,698 Oh! 227 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,792 - Come on, man! - Johnny! Come on! 228 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,133 I threw it right to him. He could've caught that. 229 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,863 Jesse: Ozzy! 230 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:25,308 Yo! Come on, man! 231 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,744 Ozzy, what are you doing? Throw the ball! 232 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:30,044 Yo! Freaking freezing out here! 233 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,913 Let's go, papo! 234 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,919 Ozzy! 235 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,978 What are you doing, man? 236 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:37,579 Give me the ball. 237 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,417 ( chatting ) 238 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:51,895 Ozzy. Chill, man. Don't do nothing stupid. 239 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,269 I can't believe that bitch Alexis is out. 240 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:56,467 He killed my brother, man. 241 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,568 That punk-ass, he kills his brother 242 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,272 and he's hanging out like nothing happened? 243 00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:01,802 What kind of justice is that, Jesse? 244 00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:03,405 - Jesse: Come on. - Come on, man. 245 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,474 "Come on" what, bro? It's not even worth it. 246 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,146 - What are you trying to say? - Johnny: Not even worth it. 247 00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:14,818 Got your name up on a billboard, Jesse, 248 00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:17,795 Iike when Jordan came back to the United Center. 249 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,094 Whole neighborhood gonna be lining up, welcoming you back. 250 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,531 A Boricua war hero, pal. 251 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:24,536 Puerto Rico, whoa! 252 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,403 - Puerto Rico, whoa! - ( horn plays tune ) 253 00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,842 Ay, Dios mio. Ay, bendito. 254 00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:34,675 My baby. Mi niño. 255 00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:37,045 Mi vida. 256 00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,915 - Preciosos, you're home. I can't believe it. - Hey, Ma. 257 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,512 What is it going to take for you two to be on time? 258 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:47,788 - The hair. The hair. - Anna: Your hair. 259 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,818 - Come on. - Are you okay? 260 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:52,353 Huh? I'm good. I'm good. 261 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,889 Thank God you never have to go back to that place again. 262 00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,835 I swear if I ever meet those people that hurt you, baby, 263 00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:01,499 - I'll kill them. - Hey, Uncle Edy. How you doing? 264 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,064 Oh, you're smothering him. 265 00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:05,906 Give the boy a chance to breathe. 266 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:07,810 Mauricio: You look like a Puerto Rican Gorbachev. 267 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,815 - Hi. - ( both laugh ) 268 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,680 - What's up, Roxanna? - Hey. 269 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:14,845 - Yo, Mauricio. - It's so good to see you. 270 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,989 You too. You look good. 271 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:20,152 - ( Christmas music playing ) - ( people chatting ) 272 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,888 Jesse: The Penn game. Dad, we're missing the Penn game. 273 00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:25,726 - ( TV hissing ) - ( Jesse laughs ) 274 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:28,426 - ( glasses clink ) - Johnny: Gracia, Mamita. 275 00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:31,195 Hey, Ma, did Sarah tell you? 276 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,671 She was a big hit at her office Christmas party. 277 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,674 - She made coquito from scratch. - Anna: You did? 278 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,835 - Can you believe that? - I Googled the recipe. 279 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,107 Why didn't you call me instead of this Google? 280 00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:42,113 - It's a search engine. - Ma. 281 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,614 I needed it quickly. 282 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,583 I thought it would be fun. 283 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,779 There's some Puerto Ricans who work in the firm. 284 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,687 As what? Janitors? An assistant lavaplatos? 285 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:54,352 - Ozzy: Probably. - Sarah: Jose is an associate. 286 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,361 - An associate. - How nice. 287 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,920 And I told them how we celebrate the parranda, 288 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,932 where we sing the Christmas carols 289 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,958 and go house to house to surprise the neighbors. 290 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:07,234 Wow, Mo, I didn't know your girl was so down with the neighborhood. 291 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:08,638 ( speaks Spanish ) 292 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,266 I know. Sarah's a volunteer. 293 00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,901 What do you have to offer the world, Johnny? 294 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,571 What's your contribution besides 295 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:16,240 zero money down and debt into afterlife? 296 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,182 - Oh! - ( all laugh ) 297 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,320 I got him good with that afterlife jab. 298 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:24,481 Okay, enough enough. I want to propose a toast. 299 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:28,823 Here's to having everybody home, 300 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,829 especially Jesse. 301 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,797 - All: Salut. - Roxanna: To Jesse. 302 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,321 Jesse. L'Chaim. 303 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,802 Ozzy: What? What he say? 304 00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:40,396 Jesse, I want to ask you: 305 00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,430 Did you see some of that messed up 306 00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:44,635 "Black Hawk Down" type of shit over there? 307 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,872 Did that really happen that way? 308 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,450 I don't know, man. I-- 309 00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:54,509 Edy: He doesn't want to talk about that. 310 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:57,249 - You don't wanna talk about that. - It's okay. 311 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,189 You talk when you're ready. 312 00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:01,818 I'm gonna go check the rice. 313 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:05,421 So, Tio Edy, when are you gonna come down to the store 314 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,763 so I can set you up with a beautiful plasma flat-screen TV? 315 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,962 I don't need one of those. This TV is perfectly fine. 316 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,494 - Oh. - That always works. 317 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,201 Johnny: You could watch the Cubs in high definition. 318 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,708 So I could have a crystal clear image 319 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,438 of seeing them getting their asses kicked? 320 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,207 - No no, gracia. - ( Johnny chuckles ) 321 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:23,305 - So, Roxanna, mi amor. - Mmm? 322 00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:25,044 So tell us what's going on in Hollywood. 323 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,676 ( effeminately ) Yeah, who's gay now? 324 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,710 You, you stupid ass. 325 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,847 The gay gene skipped my side of the family. 326 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:33,983 Yeah, right. Like Uncle Roy who still has a roommate at 60. 327 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,517 - That's right, a "roommate." - Life partner, man. 328 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:39,360 Enough. You hear back from that TV show? 329 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,832 Dad, they haven't decided yet. But they said I brought 330 00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:44,893 an organic vulnerability to the character that plays as cultural-- 331 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,701 You'd definitely play a much more organic Mexican than Oz over here. 332 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,401 - Roxanna: Don't start. - What are you talking about? 333 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,306 - What? Start what? - You know. 334 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,743 - What do I know? - You almost went there. Forget it. 335 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,974 - How'd I almost go there? - Nothing, forget it. 336 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,212 - Say the line. - You're supposed to be on my side. 337 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,742 - Say the line. Say the line. - No. 338 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,550 - Say the line. - Do the line. 339 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:06,353 Sorry. Onto bigger and better things. 340 00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:08,189 Come on, baby. It's not like a million people 341 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:11,560 haven't already seen you in that sexy peasant blouse, 342 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,929 batting your beautiful brown eyes for Señor Taco. 343 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,491 You know what? I've got the bootleg too. 344 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,526 All right, I'll say the line. 345 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,401 ( speaks Spanish ) 346 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,100 Johnny: No no, it's more like... 347 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:25,076 - ( speaks effeminately ) - Roxanna: Oh, stop. 348 00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,543 It's-- it's... 349 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:30,915 - ( laughing ) - Jesse: No no no no no. 350 00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,917 You'd better watch it. You'd better watch it. 351 00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:34,919 Assholes. 352 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:38,047 Okay, that's enough. That's enough. 353 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:41,025 So tell me, this new show you're up for... 354 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,755 It's a midseason replacement 355 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,888 and it's coming on after "Desperate Housewives," 356 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,761 - which is big. - Sarah: Oh wow. 357 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,630 - Are you gonna be able to meet them? - I might, actually. 358 00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,635 What about you, Sarah? How's work? 359 00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,637 - Yeah, what's going on on Wall Street? - Roxanna: Yeah. 360 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,536 Yeah, how are you guys gonna have enough time 361 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,438 to make some kind of sorta-Ricans? 362 00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,773 No, we are. Not right away, 363 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,403 We've got plenty of time. What's the rush? 364 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:03,279 Why are you throwing me with the baby Latin curve here? 365 00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:06,580 By now you guys should be up to four, five, six, maybe seven, eight kids. 366 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,745 - Mauricio: Come on. - Yo, does your plumbing work? 367 00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:12,052 My pipes flow just fine. You want to check, Johnny? Want to take a gander? 368 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,820 Why you getting so macho about yourself? 369 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,486 We're all here, brother. You can talk to us. 370 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,552 If I needed somebody to talk to, 371 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,894 - you'd be the last person I would go to. - Right. 372 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,594 I'm gonna ask Anna if she needs any help in the kitchen. 373 00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:24,795 - Roxanna: That's great. - What did I do? 374 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,395 You know why you're single? 375 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,632 'Cause every time you open your mouth 376 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,334 it's like a woman repellant. 377 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,103 The women go whoosh! Just saying. 378 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,236 I'm just saying. Look, I understand. 379 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,246 It's gotta be hard, especially for two 380 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,680 obviously successful people like yourselves. 381 00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:39,411 I didn't know that's what you were going for. 382 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,578 - Yeah. - Well, thank you. I love you. 383 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,485 You know, this is as good as any time. 384 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,820 I wanted to tell all of you 385 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,452 that they're talking partnership at the law firm. 386 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,485 - No. - And I've been groomed by the COO, 387 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,861 so it's an almost guaranteed slot in there. 388 00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,593 - Roxanna: Great. - Work work work. 389 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,464 Mauricio, all you talk about is work. It's a holiday. 390 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:58,163 What's important is everybody's here together. 391 00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,933 We're all together now. That's what's important. 392 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,464 - Yeah. - That's great. 393 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:06,444 - Doesn't matter. - ( doorbell rings ) 394 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,311 I'm-- I'm gonna go get the door. 395 00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:12,044 - ( ringtone plays ) - Yeah, excuse me. 396 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,815 - One second. - Johnny: Uncle Edy, slap the dinosaur. 397 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:19,483 - ( beeps ) - Hey. Please tell me you heard something. 398 00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:28,696 - Hey. - Hey. 399 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,202 Welcome-- welcome back. 400 00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:34,899 - Th-- thank you. - ( child giggles ) 401 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,004 - Is that-- - That's Hector. 402 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:42,377 - My son. - Really? 403 00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:45,383 Oh. Hey. 404 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,385 - Marissa: Say hi. - How are you? Give me five. 405 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,512 That is a good-looking kid. 406 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,420 Fernando: Had to circle the block two times to find parking. 407 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,192 Hey, welcome back, Jesse. 408 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:58,594 - Oh. Okay. - Fernando. 409 00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:02,031 Good to meet you. Okay. 410 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,727 Hey, Mami. Hi. 411 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,103 Oh, hey, Mami. 412 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,870 - How are you? - Who's the little boy? 413 00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:12,934 Let's go upstairs. 414 00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,344 Oh! This one is the closest 415 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,245 I ever get to having a grandchild. 416 00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:19,113 Isn't he adorable? 417 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:22,882 Oh, yes. Very very very cute. 418 00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:25,219 Hector, come on, behave. 419 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,122 Hey, how are you doing? How's your mother? 420 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,218 Great. Thank you for asking, Mr. Rodriguez. 421 00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:31,525 - ( cell phone rings ) - Nice to see you. Oh, excuse me. 422 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,963 - I have to take this. - Let's go say hi. 423 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,229 Yeah, hi. Just give me one second. 424 00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:38,099 ( door closes ) 425 00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:40,366 Ma, since when did Dad get all Dick Cheney on you? 426 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,863 Well, whoever it is, they must be more important than his family. 427 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,968 - I've gotta finish dinner. - Ma, what are you talking about? 428 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,706 - He didn't say that. - Would you like any help? 429 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,236 No. 430 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,885 Roxanna: Is it weird being a mom? 431 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,253 Woman: You were there. You remember Rick. 432 00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:01,316 That jerk. He was such a bad father. 433 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,386 As soon as Hector was born, Rick just left. 434 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,897 - Rick just split. - Yeah. 435 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,230 But things are going really well with me and Fernando, 436 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,237 and he treats Hector like his own son. 437 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,239 Wow. That's great, girl. 438 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,968 I just really love my job. 439 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,806 Gotta be so cool to have a teacher like you in high school. 440 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,270 You're gonna get this gig, okay? 441 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,908 My agent says he feels really good about it. 442 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,282 You know that Mr. Murphy still asks about you? 443 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,911 Really? 444 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,286 He says that you were the best actor 445 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:32,756 to come out of Roberto Clemente. 446 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,282 Oh, that's so sweet. You know what? 447 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,295 I still have that gold-plated statuette 448 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,297 that he gave me for playing Blanche. 449 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:41,993 - Do you remember? - Do you remember this song? 450 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,867 Do l? It's my song, girl. 451 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:46,803 - Oh my God. - Turn it up. 452 00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:48,328 ( pop music playing ) 453 00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:50,534 # I wanna sex you up... # 454 00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:53,100 # Now let's pour a glass of wine # 455 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:56,478 # 'Cause now we're all alone, I've been waiting... # 456 00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:59,814 Please tell me you are not auditioning for any musicals. 457 00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:02,319 Stop singing. You're gonna break the mirror. 458 00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:04,549 Were you two kissing? 459 00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:06,352 - Johnny. - I wanna watch. 460 00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:07,881 Johnny, we're having girl time. 461 00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:09,860 - I can share. - No, you can't. 462 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,022 - No! Oh yeah? - Shut up. Whoa! 463 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,396 Don't mess my hair! Don't mess my hair up! 464 00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:15,866 ( yelling ) 465 00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:18,233 - Oh, man. - Help me! 466 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:19,794 Come on, man! Oh! 467 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,396 Help me out! 468 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,998 - You swing like a girl! - Get out of the way! 469 00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:25,339 You want a piece of me? Huh? Huh? 470 00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:27,004 Don't! Jesse! 471 00:22:27,045 --> 00:22:28,672 Oh my God. 472 00:22:30,882 --> 00:22:34,045 You boys, tomorrow you've got to help me take down this tree. 473 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,646 Come on, Dad. It's a holiday, for crying out loud. 474 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:39,555 You still do hard work, Mr. Lawyer Man? 475 00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:41,752 Johnny, I work out. What are you trying to say? 476 00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:44,057 - He works out. - Oh yeah, you work out 477 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,929 with your $65-an-hour trainer/lover/boyfriend. 478 00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:48,728 ( speaks Spanish ) 479 00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:51,099 ( all laughing ) 480 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:55,036 I bet your flabby ass isn't lifting 481 00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:57,007 60" plasmas personally 482 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,169 to people's cars, you pudgy bastard. 483 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,839 My ass isn't gonna be here tomorrow chopping down no tree. 484 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,110 Big baby. Listen, I've got a chainsaw. 485 00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:06,379 Oh yeah, the one they used to make Jesus's cross with. 486 00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:09,114 It still works. All it needs is a little oil. 487 00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,782 We go to the zoo, kidnap a couple of beavers. 488 00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:14,291 They take it down for free. They drag it away. 489 00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:16,624 I've got a couple of chainsaws. I can come by tomorrow. 490 00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:18,424 Thanks a lot, Nando. 491 00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:20,226 I can swing by too, help you cut this down. 492 00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:21,892 Edy: No, not you, Ozzy. I need you at the store. 493 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:23,594 Why you want to cut down the tree, Pop? 494 00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:26,035 I promised your mother a view. 495 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,062 And it's old. Look at it. 496 00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:29,767 The base is weak. It's leaning over to one side. 497 00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:31,400 It's no good no more. 498 00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:33,809 Is that you you're talking about or the tree? 499 00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:36,609 All: Oh! Oh! 500 00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:39,116 - ( all chatting ) - Dig into that. 501 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,914 No thanks. Can you believe-- 502 00:23:40,952 --> 00:23:44,183 - I finally got him to sleep. - He's down? Good. 503 00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:50,788 It used to be Logan Boulevard. 504 00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:52,387 It used to be a mattress store. 505 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,693 Somebody made me pay for it. 506 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,074 Why is everybody fighting? 507 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,974 They're not fighting. They conversating. 508 00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:09,777 Mom, you may be a drug dealer by giving me that stuff there. 509 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,783 - I thought it was Roxie's. - ( glass clinking ) 510 00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:15,617 Attention, por favor, por favor. 511 00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:17,747 I'd just like to say something. 512 00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:20,019 It's fantastic that we're all together. 513 00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:22,618 Gracia, Dio, that we're safe, home 514 00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:25,630 - and warm, indoors. - Mauricio: Good one, Dad. 515 00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:27,427 - I'd like to propose a toast-- - ( phone rings ) 516 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,831 Johnny: Oh, good timing. 517 00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:32,303 - Excuse me. - ( beeps ) 518 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,373 There's something I'd like to say. 519 00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:42,172 - I'm divorcing your father. - ( Johnny laughing ) 520 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:44,876 - ( all laughing ) - Mauricio: That's crazy. 521 00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:47,282 That's not a toast, okay? Come on. 522 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,186 That's not even funny. What is that? 523 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:51,849 Why? Mom, stop, please. 524 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,551 Johnny: That don't sound like a toast to me. 525 00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:54,752 ( silence ) 526 00:24:57,429 --> 00:25:00,990 - Come on. Stop that, Ma. - Roxanna: Mom. 527 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:06,503 - Coño. - Why? You've been married for 36 years. 528 00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:07,732 - You can't-- - So? 529 00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:09,672 "So"? You're old. 530 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:11,141 Who are you calling old? 531 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,700 I've got a lot of life left in me. 532 00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:14,302 Who do you think kept all of this together? 533 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,574 I don't need him. 534 00:25:17,382 --> 00:25:19,907 Well, if that's what you want to do... 535 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:23,785 - Roxanna: What? -...I can't stop you. 536 00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:28,553 What? What is going on? 537 00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:31,221 I'm gonna step out for a minute, get some air. 538 00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:33,231 Ozzy, come on. 539 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:36,564 - Excuse me. - Happy? 540 00:25:39,404 --> 00:25:41,565 Dad, did you cheat on her again? 541 00:25:41,606 --> 00:25:43,403 - Papi, you cheated? - You didn't tell me that. 542 00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:44,840 - Sarah, stay out of it. - Roxanna: Papi? 543 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:46,571 Did you cheat again? 544 00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:48,044 Is that what your mother thinks? 545 00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:49,842 Mysterious phone calls all the time. 546 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,678 You disappear in the middle of the day. 547 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:54,207 Ay, Papi! How could you? How could you? 548 00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:56,117 Don't raise your voice to me in my own house! 549 00:25:56,154 --> 00:25:58,588 You know what? I'm disgusted with both of you. 550 00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:00,955 I'm so disgusted. 551 00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:02,789 What, are you gonna date other people? 552 00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:04,522 For starters. 553 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:07,964 Oh! Excuse me. This is making me sick. 554 00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:11,059 Come on, Jesse. Jump in any time you feel like. 555 00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:14,037 Say something, will you? Come on. 556 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:16,768 - It's their life. - What? "It's their life"? 557 00:26:16,808 --> 00:26:18,867 "It's their life"? 558 00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:21,140 Three years in lraq, and this is the wisdom you have to offer? 559 00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:23,773 - Oh! - It's their life. Wow. 560 00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:26,716 That's great. Thanks, Dad, for doing this to us. 561 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:29,618 Thank you for ruining our lives. Thank you so much for that. 562 00:26:29,654 --> 00:26:31,622 Why don't you relax? Why don't you leave Pop alone? 563 00:26:31,656 --> 00:26:34,216 - This isn't about you. - That's it. Take that side. 564 00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,420 - Jesse: I'm not taking a side. - Of course you are. 565 00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:38,656 Why don't you two become roommates and go hang out at Starbucks 566 00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:40,392 Iike the losers you are because you screwed up 567 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,990 the best things you ever had in your lives? 568 00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:43,591 Anna: Mo! 569 00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:46,604 I'm gonna take Hector home. 570 00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:48,902 - Yeah. - Thank you for dinner. 571 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,931 - And thanks so much, Mo. - I'm sorry. 572 00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:52,307 Thank you. 573 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,608 I'm sorry, Jesse. I got a little hot-headed. 574 00:26:57,649 --> 00:26:59,844 Just-- just-- bro, just... 575 00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:02,881 I think you've said enough, man. 576 00:27:04,489 --> 00:27:06,616 Jesse, I said I was sorry. 577 00:27:06,658 --> 00:27:09,024 - Hey. Hey. - Jesse: Yeah. 578 00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:12,353 Why'd you have to call out your brother like that? 579 00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:13,659 Because I'm the only one-- 580 00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:15,893 After all he's been through?! 581 00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:19,428 You should concentrate on your own relationship 582 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,063 instead of worrying about everybody else's. 583 00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:31,807 Well, merry goddamn Christmas, everybody. 584 00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,977 Stop. 585 00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:36,044 Go to your room. 586 00:27:36,087 --> 00:27:37,987 You know what? I'm gonna do you one better, Ma. 587 00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:41,883 Come on, Sarah. Let's go to the Drake. 588 00:27:41,926 --> 00:27:44,326 I haven't finished eating yet. 589 00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:47,327 Yeah, whatever. 590 00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:56,666 Did you like the tostones? 591 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:59,108 Delectable. 592 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:06,916 Nata de coco? 593 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,412 I'd love some. 594 00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:14,057 ( beeping ) 595 00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:17,323 Look, do you have a Marriott or a Radisson? 596 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,421 - A Motel 8? - ( door opens ) 597 00:28:19,464 --> 00:28:21,830 Look, I'll take an empty jail cell-- anything you've got. 598 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:24,232 - Have you gone off your meds? - Yeah, okay. 599 00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:25,702 Thank you very much. 600 00:28:25,737 --> 00:28:28,205 Let me know if anything opens up. 601 00:28:28,239 --> 00:28:29,866 ( clangs ) 602 00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:31,569 Piece of shit. 603 00:28:31,609 --> 00:28:33,839 Sarah, let me have your Crackberry. 604 00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,846 I'm gonna call hotels.com, see if they've got anything. 605 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,212 I know you're freaked out about this whole divorce thing, 606 00:28:38,249 --> 00:28:40,717 but don't you think we should stay here and be supportive? 607 00:28:40,752 --> 00:28:43,778 Supportive of them throwing 36 years of their marriage down the toilet? 608 00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:45,414 Are you kidding? Give me that. 609 00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:47,721 Do you want to make things worse for your mother? 610 00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:49,784 Her husband cheated on her. 611 00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:52,592 And this is coming from the woman who reserved two rows 612 00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:54,689 for her parents' exes at our wedding. Just give me that. 613 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,598 - No. - Come on. Give it to me now. 614 00:28:56,634 --> 00:28:58,465 - No. - Sarah, I'm gonna take it from you. 615 00:28:58,503 --> 00:29:01,028 - We're staying here. - No, we're not staying. 616 00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:02,801 You've been bugging me for months to stay in a hotel. 617 00:29:02,841 --> 00:29:04,741 - Shh! - We're not gonna stay-- 618 00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:06,641 - Shh! Do you want them to hear you? - What? 619 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:08,703 Are you afraid they might find out you think this place... 620 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,308 ( yells ) stinks of fried pork and chuleta, tocineta, puñeta? 621 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:14,011 ( both panting ) 622 00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:22,486 Well, somebody's been a naughty little girl. 623 00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:25,587 You've been emailing back and forth with this Barry Kravitz, huh? 624 00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:28,258 Didn't you tell me you turned his job offer down months ago 625 00:29:28,299 --> 00:29:31,462 because of the traveling and the crazy hours, the pressure? 626 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:34,438 They came back. They sweetened the deal. 627 00:29:34,472 --> 00:29:36,463 And heofferedto back 628 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:39,739 Brian Donaldson and l in our own hedge fund. 629 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:44,112 We would be managing $300 million just to start. 630 00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:47,175 - $300 mi-- - Yeah. 631 00:29:47,218 --> 00:29:49,618 And use of the private jet too. Look at that. 632 00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:52,623 Pretty sweet. Congratulations. 633 00:29:52,657 --> 00:29:54,488 That's great. 634 00:29:55,994 --> 00:29:58,519 When were you planning to break it to me gently? 635 00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:00,963 I just-- 636 00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:05,834 I just needed a little time to think it over alone. 637 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,851 - ( knocks on door ) - ( door opens ) 638 00:30:26,891 --> 00:30:29,359 Requesting a bunk, Lance Corporal. 639 00:30:29,394 --> 00:30:31,225 You're gonna sleep in here? 640 00:30:31,262 --> 00:30:32,854 Your mother threw me out of the bedroom. 641 00:30:32,897 --> 00:30:35,024 And you act surprised. 642 00:30:35,066 --> 00:30:39,025 Mijo, life is full of surprises. 643 00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:41,630 - Oh. - Everybody down at the bodega, 644 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,504 they're all dying to talk to you. 645 00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:46,442 Anyway, this gives us a chance to catch up. 646 00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:51,074 I'm worried about you and Ma. 647 00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:53,379 Yeah? We're more worried about you. 648 00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:54,612 I'm fine. 649 00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:58,980 You know, Jesse, 650 00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:01,856 we know you've been through a lot. 651 00:31:01,893 --> 00:31:05,693 Your mother and me, we rented "Coming Home." 652 00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:07,925 I'm surprised you didn't rent "Taxi Driver." 653 00:31:07,966 --> 00:31:09,866 Yeah, we rented that too. 654 00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:12,699 It's not good to keep things bottled up inside. 655 00:31:12,737 --> 00:31:15,228 You've seen some stuff-- some really bad stuff. 656 00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:17,002 It's a war, Pop. 657 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:20,204 And you did your very best. 658 00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:22,611 You did. 659 00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:35,156 It should've been me... 660 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,022 not Lenny. 661 00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:43,227 Beating yourself up isn't going to bring him back, mijo. 662 00:31:43,268 --> 00:31:45,293 And if Lenny was here right now, 663 00:31:45,336 --> 00:31:47,395 he'd tell you he'd want you to move on. 664 00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:49,463 His folks... 665 00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:55,343 I can't imagine they're having too many laughs now. 666 00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:57,912 No. 667 00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:02,448 You call them? It might help. 668 00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:04,887 You know, Dad, 669 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,255 it's getting late. 670 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,484 Yeah, okay. 671 00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:25,943 Jesus, Mo, you scared me. 672 00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:27,467 What are you doing up here? 673 00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:29,104 I'm just trying to be alone, okay? 674 00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:30,546 I've got tequila. 675 00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:35,113 - All right, you can stay. - I know. 676 00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:38,486 - What a night. - What, is this hell? 677 00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:40,684 - Are we in hell or what? - Yeah. 678 00:32:40,725 --> 00:32:42,522 Hm-mmm. Hm-mmm. 679 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,858 - It's 10 below outside. - No way. No way. 680 00:32:44,896 --> 00:32:47,126 Mom won't let me smoke inside. Go crack open a window! 681 00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:49,690 I'm not cracking a window. I'm not smoking your pollution. 682 00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:52,328 - Fine. Fine. - How about that? I saved your life. 683 00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:54,338 - Crack that. - How come I didn't get an invite? 684 00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:55,964 - None needed. - No jarheads allowed, man. 685 00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:57,804 - Ow! - Easy! 686 00:32:57,842 --> 00:33:01,369 - Give me that. - You having a flashback? 687 00:33:03,014 --> 00:33:04,641 Wow. 688 00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:07,310 It's like all I need is to be smoking a blunt 689 00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:09,320 and listening to Biggie Smalls. 690 00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:11,686 I lost my virginity on that couch. 691 00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:14,351 - Me too! - Oh, God. Hail the syphilis! 692 00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:16,622 - Oh God, hail you. - Move move. 693 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,629 Roxanna: Don't be mad 'cause you were up here all alone 694 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,460 practicing dance moves in your underwear. 695 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:23,865 - ( vocalizing ) - ( beatboxing ) 696 00:33:23,901 --> 00:33:25,892 Stop it. Stop stop. 697 00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:30,502 - Stop it. - Roxanna: Please don't do it in those. 698 00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:32,372 Hey, that reminds me 699 00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:34,708 I haven't seen Dad in his underwear in a long time. 700 00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:37,146 - It is not pretty. - Is this pretty? 701 00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:39,308 Ma kicked him out of the room and he's staying with me. 702 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,817 He deserves it. 703 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:43,844 How come you never told us about him cheating before? 704 00:33:43,888 --> 00:33:46,049 'Cause, Rox, I didn't see anything. 705 00:33:46,090 --> 00:33:48,820 I caught him with that little Rosa Salgado, little Pentecostal chick. 706 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,021 Dad just gives me $100. 707 00:33:51,062 --> 00:33:53,428 He says, "Here, don't say nothing." 708 00:33:53,464 --> 00:33:55,830 And you'd think he'd be too old for that shit now. 709 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,233 Rox, they've got Viagra now. 710 00:33:58,269 --> 00:34:01,500 We're gonna be those kids that have to shuttle between houses at Christmas. 711 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:03,268 No, Rox. No we're not. 712 00:34:03,307 --> 00:34:05,707 - No? - No, because they're gonna sell this house 713 00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:07,677 and they gonna move into separate apartments. 714 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:09,942 And we're gonna have to stay in a hotel when we come into town? 715 00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:11,039 No. 716 00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:13,050 I know Mauricio and Sarah wouldn't mind that. 717 00:34:13,084 --> 00:34:15,450 - The walls are thin, bro. - Oh yeah? 718 00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:17,716 - Why don't you mind your business? - Ma's always talking about 719 00:34:17,755 --> 00:34:20,121 moving to Puerto Rico. She might actually do it now. 720 00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:22,251 It'd be kind of sweet to have a place out there. 721 00:34:22,293 --> 00:34:24,261 - Did you just say kinda sweet? - Yeah. 722 00:34:24,295 --> 00:34:27,264 So you're okay with Pops moving into a studio apartment 723 00:34:27,298 --> 00:34:29,289 and heating up leftovers? You're fine with that? 724 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,301 Oh, do you realize this is probably 725 00:34:31,335 --> 00:34:33,530 the last Christmas that we'll spend together? 726 00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:35,630 Why, Rox? Why is it gonna be the last? 727 00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:37,903 Why don't we do something? We're gonna let them throw away 728 00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:40,103 36 years of their marriage? We're just gonna sit and talk about it? 729 00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:42,806 He broke her trust! How can she forgive him for that? 730 00:34:42,847 --> 00:34:45,577 - What don't you understand? - Yeah, Ma has every right to leave. 731 00:34:45,616 --> 00:34:47,811 Hey, do you hear yourselves? 732 00:34:47,852 --> 00:34:49,581 You know what you sound like? 733 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:52,088 You sound like people who aren't married. 734 00:34:52,123 --> 00:34:54,318 Let me tell you about marriage, all right? 735 00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:57,122 Sometimes you're in it, you feel like you don't want the same things anymore 736 00:34:57,161 --> 00:34:58,958 and you start going at each other. 737 00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:01,157 And you go at each other, but you stick it through. 738 00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:03,633 And at the end of that you fall in love all over again. 739 00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:05,602 Andthat's marriage, okay? 740 00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:08,264 So don't tell me that Mom and Dad, after all these years, 741 00:35:08,306 --> 00:35:10,968 don't got a little bit of love left for each other, 'cause I'm not buying that. 742 00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:19,844 Preciosos, I made some pastelillos. 743 00:35:22,353 --> 00:35:25,481 Ah. Uh-huh. You're tired. 744 00:35:25,523 --> 00:35:28,117 Why did you have to drag these boys out of bed? 745 00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:29,956 - Mauricio: We're fine, Ma. - Anna: For 25 years, 746 00:35:29,994 --> 00:35:32,588 I've been begging you to cut down that ugly tree, 747 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,120 and all of a sudden you're gonna do it right now? 748 00:35:34,165 --> 00:35:36,360 - Can I help you with that? - No. 749 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,061 You've still got it, Mamita. 750 00:35:40,238 --> 00:35:43,537 Dirty old man. 751 00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:45,439 Here, how about some hot chocolate? 752 00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:47,467 - Come on. - Marissa: Okay, say thank you. 753 00:35:47,512 --> 00:35:49,707 - Thank you. - Hey, Sarah. 754 00:35:49,747 --> 00:35:51,681 I made some pastelillos. 755 00:35:51,716 --> 00:35:53,843 - Have one. - No, I'm going for a jog. 756 00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:57,514 Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to fix the treadmill in the guest room. 757 00:35:57,555 --> 00:35:58,988 How is she going to get pregnant 758 00:35:59,023 --> 00:36:00,684 with all that bouncing up and down? 759 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:02,158 Enough, all right? Just leave her alone. 760 00:36:02,193 --> 00:36:04,661 Here here here, eat something. 761 00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:06,754 ( speaks Spanish ) 762 00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:10,357 And what, are you drunk? Still drunk? 763 00:36:10,401 --> 00:36:12,198 - Ma, please. - I can't believe you spent all night 764 00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:13,703 getting drunk with your brothers. 765 00:36:13,738 --> 00:36:15,865 Mauricio: She's a bad influence, Ma. 766 00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:17,306 Anna: Hey, Fernando. 767 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,366 You want some hot chocolate? 768 00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:21,742 No thanks. I'm all set, Mrs. Rodriguez. 769 00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:24,145 - ( revving loudly ) - ( groans ) 770 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,809 You're killing me. 771 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,477 Yeah! 772 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:30,681 This is an SR36 Wood Boss. 773 00:36:33,791 --> 00:36:35,725 Whoa whoa! No! Stop! 774 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,660 Turn it off! Turn it off! 775 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:40,721 - What's the problem? - It's fine. 776 00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:42,858 But we're gonna use mine. 777 00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,926 This is a Sears Chainomatic 3000 778 00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:47,835 - I remember that. - Oh, Dad, come on. 779 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,533 Chuck Norris was on the box. 780 00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,269 Everybody, careful. Stand back. 781 00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:53,243 - That looks really dangerous. - ( revs up ) 782 00:36:53,277 --> 00:36:56,075 - Hmm? - ( stops ) 783 00:36:56,113 --> 00:36:59,742 Mauricio: You overcompensated a little bit, Dad. 784 00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:02,048 - Coño. - What? What? 785 00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:05,385 - 'Cause he's got a little thingy. - ( speaks Spanish ) 786 00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:07,186 ( buzzing ) 787 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,783 ( revving loudly ) 788 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,752 - Marissa: Oh. - Ooh. 789 00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:13,764 Your man sure is good with his tool, honey. 790 00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:16,232 Mm-hmm, and he's really good with his hands too. 791 00:37:16,267 --> 00:37:18,132 Marissa, there's a child here. 792 00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:20,262 Please, he's three, Ma. He doesn't get innuendo. 793 00:37:26,644 --> 00:37:28,976 Come on, give it some force, man. 794 00:37:29,013 --> 00:37:30,810 ( chainsaw whines ) 795 00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:32,782 Yo, whoa whoa whoa. 796 00:37:32,817 --> 00:37:35,149 - Step back. - Mauricio: Show him how it's done, Jesse. 797 00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:37,154 - Careful. - Be careful. 798 00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:39,418 Mauricio: Show him how it's done. 799 00:37:39,457 --> 00:37:41,584 Roxanna: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 800 00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:43,253 Now that's in innuendo, girl. 801 00:37:43,294 --> 00:37:45,057 I bet my boy Jesse right there-- 802 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,757 $20 my boy Jesse gets that tree down. 803 00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:48,264 I'd take Fernando. 804 00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:50,961 Hey, you back off, Barbie. 805 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:53,630 I didn't mean it that way. It's just that he's big. 806 00:37:53,671 --> 00:37:56,606 - ( women laughing ) - His muscles are big. 807 00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:58,700 And l-- oh, you guys. 808 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:03,940 - ( laughs ) - Hey hey hey hey! 809 00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:06,472 Don't hurt yourself, man. 810 00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:08,849 What happened? What happened? 811 00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:10,820 It's okay, tough guy. 812 00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:14,086 Let's see it, Nando. Let's see what you've got. 813 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,457 - ( clunks, stops ) - Holy cow. 814 00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:18,018 - Oh no. - What the hell? 815 00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:20,292 - It's cursed, Ma! - Son of a-- 816 00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:21,992 Syphilitic tree. Let me try it. 817 00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:24,365 - Hold on, hold on. - Let a real man do it. 818 00:38:24,402 --> 00:38:26,029 Oh no. Stop him, please. 819 00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:27,935 - Oh no, he isn't. - Oh, boy. 820 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:30,202 - Roxanna: No, Mo. - I got it. All right. 821 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:31,139 Back off, lraq. 822 00:38:31,175 --> 00:38:32,506 Are you gonna put money down on your husband? 823 00:38:32,543 --> 00:38:34,534 That he seriously hurts himself? 824 00:38:34,578 --> 00:38:36,307 $20. Sure why not? 825 00:38:36,347 --> 00:38:38,474 Mauricio! Put it down. 826 00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:40,643 Relax. Relax, Mom. I've got it. 827 00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:43,347 Roxanna: You can do it. I've got $20 on you. 828 00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:45,685 This little-- the black cord? 829 00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:47,850 Right there. Right there. The black cord. 830 00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:50,190 - ( revving ) - Yeah. 831 00:38:50,227 --> 00:38:52,718 - You hear that? - Whoa whoa whoa! 832 00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:56,358 - ( revving loudly ) - Somebody do something! 833 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,460 Thank you. Thank you. 834 00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:01,835 - ( men yelling ) - Thanks, Sarah. 835 00:39:01,872 --> 00:39:03,999 - Mauricio, put it down! - Sarah: Told you. 836 00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:06,066 - Don't yell at me. - Put it down! 837 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:07,702 - Get in the house! - I've got it. 838 00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:09,576 - Anna: Put it down. - ( chainsaw stops ) 839 00:39:09,613 --> 00:39:12,173 You're embarrassing me in front of everybody. 840 00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:16,512 I told you-- get in the house. 841 00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:43,209 Huh? What do you think? 842 00:39:44,648 --> 00:39:46,878 Roxanna: It looks great, Dad. 843 00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:49,715 I don't know what to say. 844 00:39:51,422 --> 00:39:54,414 - Come on. - What? 845 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,892 - Find something to do. - ( laughs ) 846 00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:59,919 - ( shop bell rings ) - Oh, my babies! 847 00:39:59,964 --> 00:40:01,955 ( laughing ) 848 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:07,234 - Oh, my movie star! - How you doing? 849 00:40:07,271 --> 00:40:09,466 - You look great. - Thanks. 850 00:40:09,507 --> 00:40:12,874 God bless you, baby. You know, I prayed for you every day. 851 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,208 I had to. I know how the military is. 852 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:19,046 - Yeah. - Hey, y'all! My baby was on the front line! 853 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,916 Figures. They like to cut the dark meat first, 854 00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:24,785 if you know what I'm saying. I'll tell you what it is. 855 00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:27,416 It's Uncle Sam trying to get rid of y'all Latinos. 856 00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:30,393 You know, they lure you in promising you citizenship. 857 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:33,295 You don't even have to have a green card to serve. 858 00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:35,764 - Oh, come on, Tina. - Oh, you know it's true, white boy. 859 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,325 - ( people chuckle ) - You find everything? 860 00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:39,836 Yeah, I'm cool. 861 00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:41,599 These high-end magazines must be your touch, 862 00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:43,072 'cause the only thing my Pops reads 863 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,098 is "The Sun Times" and "La Opinión." 864 00:40:46,644 --> 00:40:48,908 You want to see something really cool? 865 00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:52,609 Check this out. It's all about what's happening underground 866 00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:56,142 with music, art, theater-- that kind of stuff. 867 00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:58,985 - Mmm. - You ever think about doing theater? 868 00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:00,490 Yeah, I started in theater. 869 00:41:00,524 --> 00:41:02,856 But I'm just focused on film and TV now. 870 00:41:02,893 --> 00:41:05,191 Yeah. You know what you should do? 871 00:41:05,229 --> 00:41:08,323 - Telenovela. - Oh, yeah, right. 872 00:41:08,365 --> 00:41:10,799 - ( both laugh ) - Rogelio, 873 00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:12,530 why didn't you tell me before we slept together 874 00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:14,504 you were once married to my mother! 875 00:41:14,538 --> 00:41:16,472 Because when you climaxed and screamed "l love you, Papi," 876 00:41:16,507 --> 00:41:18,498 - I thought you already knew. - You watch that? 877 00:41:18,542 --> 00:41:20,533 Y'all gotta pay, 'cause I ain't got money for y'all. 878 00:41:20,578 --> 00:41:21,909 That's just crazy. 879 00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:31,652 You all right, baby? Ozzy! 880 00:41:33,691 --> 00:41:35,716 - Whoa whoa. - Tina: Ozzy! 881 00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:39,195 - We gotta go. - What about the beer? 882 00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:41,357 - Come on. - You okay? 883 00:41:44,401 --> 00:41:46,164 Yeah. 884 00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:53,874 These were on sale yesterday. You missed it. 885 00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:03,078 I see everyone at the store is still crazy, huh? 886 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,179 - Yeah yeah. - ( beeps ) 887 00:42:05,222 --> 00:42:09,090 Look. Your old man finally modernized. 888 00:42:09,126 --> 00:42:11,890 This new system lets you know how much you're wasting, 889 00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:13,760 so you can cost things out better. 890 00:42:13,797 --> 00:42:17,096 Last week we took 3¢ off a pound of pork chops. 891 00:42:17,134 --> 00:42:20,160 - You actually know how to use that thing? - Not really. 892 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,900 Ozzy usually prints it out, 893 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:25,738 but I want everything running like a well-oiled machine 894 00:42:25,776 --> 00:42:28,677 for when you take over. You'll get the hang of this in no time. 895 00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:29,906 And you've always got Ozzy. 896 00:42:29,947 --> 00:42:33,041 So when do you think you can start? 897 00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:36,109 Uh, look, Dad, l-- 898 00:42:36,153 --> 00:42:38,383 Look, it'll help you take your mind off things. 899 00:42:41,659 --> 00:42:44,651 - I'm-- I'm sorry. - No, it's... 900 00:42:47,331 --> 00:42:49,891 You're barely home, for Christ's sake. 901 00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:56,632 You take-- you rest up. You take your time. 902 00:42:59,443 --> 00:43:01,638 You come to work when you're ready. 903 00:43:04,815 --> 00:43:06,305 Okay. 904 00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:17,155 - Yo, Jesse, let's go hang downtown. - What's up? 905 00:43:17,194 --> 00:43:19,662 I've got a couple of rich honeys waiting for us down there. 906 00:43:19,697 --> 00:43:21,494 - No no, I'm cool, brother. - Why not? 907 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:23,557 What you mean, you're cool, man? 908 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,569 Come on, bro. 909 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,628 I saw the look. 910 00:43:27,671 --> 00:43:29,502 What look? 911 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:31,405 What look? 912 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:34,809 Well, don't do it, okay? 913 00:43:34,845 --> 00:43:36,813 - What? - I know Marissa is all cool. 914 00:43:36,847 --> 00:43:39,680 She's still fine after all her baby-mama drama. 915 00:43:39,717 --> 00:43:41,514 - Whatever. - Come on, bro. 916 00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:43,645 APuerto Ricanwoman-- 917 00:43:43,687 --> 00:43:46,315 she's never gonna forgive that you dropped her, bro. 918 00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:48,325 - That you dumped her like that. - I didn't-- 919 00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:51,192 Forget that, all right? Even if you guys were 920 00:43:51,228 --> 00:43:53,594 to get back together, she's gonna seem nice, 921 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,758 but she gonna make you pay for that shit every day. 922 00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:57,289 They're like that, bro. 923 00:43:57,334 --> 00:43:58,631 You don't know what are you talking about. 924 00:43:58,669 --> 00:44:00,864 What do you mean? A million years from now 925 00:44:00,904 --> 00:44:04,032 aliens could come down, they resurrect her ass. 926 00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:06,508 What's the first thing she's gonna say? 927 00:44:06,543 --> 00:44:08,943 "Where is that son of a bitch Jesse?" 928 00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:11,140 No. We could be friends, bro. 929 00:44:11,181 --> 00:44:13,274 "We could be friends." 930 00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:16,650 That's white people shit. 931 00:44:16,687 --> 00:44:18,655 - All right, Johnny. - Come on. Jesse, yo! 932 00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:20,680 What? 933 00:44:20,724 --> 00:44:23,215 ( geese honking ) 934 00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:25,728 Jesse: Marissa! Hey! 935 00:44:25,763 --> 00:44:27,731 Jesse, what are you doing here? 936 00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:29,665 I remembered you used to take this path to work. 937 00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:32,669 - Can I talk to you for a second? - No, I'm late for work. 938 00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:34,671 - Well, we can walk and talk. - No no no. 939 00:44:34,705 --> 00:44:37,731 I thought that I could do this friend thing, but I can't. 940 00:44:37,775 --> 00:44:40,369 Five years together and you break up with me in a letter. 941 00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:42,208 You didn't even have the guts to tell me before you left. 942 00:44:42,246 --> 00:44:44,180 You think I knew what the hell I wanted? 943 00:44:44,214 --> 00:44:46,648 I was 23, claustrophobic, 944 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,709 Mauricio and Roxanna were off doing their thing. 945 00:44:48,752 --> 00:44:50,879 I just needed to get out too! 946 00:44:50,921 --> 00:44:53,014 I thought all my life's major questions were answered. 947 00:44:53,057 --> 00:44:55,048 I had you, I had the bodega. 948 00:44:55,092 --> 00:44:57,652 If I was gonna make it, I had to move on! 949 00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:00,186 - And I knew that you did too. - You-- 950 00:45:00,230 --> 00:45:02,027 you tore my world apart! 951 00:45:02,066 --> 00:45:04,364 And there was nothing that I could do about it. 952 00:45:04,401 --> 00:45:06,699 Believe me, if I had known the way things were gonna turn out, 953 00:45:06,737 --> 00:45:09,262 - I would have never gone. - I suppose I can't even get mad at you 954 00:45:09,306 --> 00:45:12,503 - because you're a goddamn war hero. - I'm not. 955 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,101 Please. 956 00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:21,111 A guy in my unit died because of me! 957 00:45:51,348 --> 00:45:53,339 My buddy Lenny. 958 00:45:54,785 --> 00:45:56,912 He was this funny kid from Wisconsin. 959 00:45:56,954 --> 00:45:58,888 He always wore 960 00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:02,119 his high school basketball jersey underneath his fatigues. 961 00:46:03,861 --> 00:46:06,056 Anyway... 962 00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:09,862 we had taken up position in this abandoned house. 963 00:46:11,535 --> 00:46:14,003 Insurgents had left all this food behind. 964 00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:17,474 We were hunkered in there for the night, 965 00:46:17,508 --> 00:46:20,409 so Whitey, our squad leader, 966 00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:22,412 said that he would treat us to a home-cooked meal. 967 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:25,745 I was on lookout at the window. 968 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:29,549 Lenny made me switch with him. 969 00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:34,451 I maybe had, like, three bites 970 00:46:34,491 --> 00:46:37,517 and some asshole launched an RPG right through the window. 971 00:46:37,561 --> 00:46:39,961 Lenny's-- 972 00:46:39,997 --> 00:46:42,488 Lenny's body was blown back to the table. 973 00:46:45,335 --> 00:46:48,634 And do you know how I felt? 974 00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,367 I was happy. 975 00:46:53,410 --> 00:46:55,844 I-I was so happy 976 00:46:55,879 --> 00:46:57,608 to be alive. 977 00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:59,878 I'm so sorry, Jesse. 978 00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:03,353 ( sighs ) Yeah. 979 00:47:03,387 --> 00:47:05,548 I was the lucky one. 980 00:47:06,924 --> 00:47:08,858 Yeah. 981 00:47:10,093 --> 00:47:12,584 His poor family. 982 00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:15,831 Have you talked to them? 983 00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:17,697 No. 984 00:47:17,734 --> 00:47:19,599 It wouldn't make a difference. 985 00:47:22,606 --> 00:47:24,574 - Yeah. - Yeah. 986 00:47:24,608 --> 00:47:26,872 He was their only son. 987 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,984 - Mauricio: Ahem. - ( family whispering ) 988 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:43,424 Edy: Jesse. 989 00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:50,932 Hey, Father Torres. Good to see you. 990 00:47:50,968 --> 00:47:53,436 Nice to have you home, son. Any more soy sauce? 991 00:47:53,470 --> 00:47:55,870 Jesse, look. I've taken it upon myself 992 00:47:55,906 --> 00:47:58,272 to bring Father Torres here to talk to Mom and Dad. 993 00:47:58,308 --> 00:48:00,742 - So just go with it, please. Okay? - And where's Mom? 994 00:48:00,777 --> 00:48:03,371 Roxanna: She went out for happy hour with Cheryl and Gladys. 995 00:48:03,413 --> 00:48:05,108 - Seriously? - Yeah. 996 00:48:05,148 --> 00:48:07,013 She can go if she wants. She's a grown woman. 997 00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:09,518 You know she's gonna kill you, right? 998 00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:11,282 Yeah, I'll take my chances. Go sit down. 999 00:48:11,321 --> 00:48:13,846 Okay, everybody, just-- please. 1000 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:16,052 Hi, baby. 1001 00:48:16,093 --> 00:48:18,789 I'm sorry I embarrassed you this morning. 1002 00:48:18,829 --> 00:48:22,026 It's okay, Mom. I just wanted to tell you that Father Torres is here. 1003 00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:24,090 Ay, Dios mio. Who died? 1004 00:48:24,134 --> 00:48:27,467 Nobody died, Ma. Before you say no-- don't say no-- 1005 00:48:27,504 --> 00:48:29,972 I brought Father Torres here to talk to you and Dad about the divorce, okay? 1006 00:48:30,007 --> 00:48:31,907 - Please, Ma. - No! 1007 00:48:31,942 --> 00:48:34,240 You've got to think this through before you go through with it. 1008 00:48:34,278 --> 00:48:36,075 - Did he tell you to do this? - No, Dad had nothing to do with it. 1009 00:48:36,113 --> 00:48:37,808 - I'm going upstairs. - Ma, you're not going anywhere. 1010 00:48:37,848 --> 00:48:39,577 You're going out there to talk to Father Torres. 1011 00:48:39,616 --> 00:48:41,083 Do you know the mouth on that man? 1012 00:48:41,118 --> 00:48:42,915 The whole neighborhood's going to know. 1013 00:48:42,953 --> 00:48:44,614 - This is about your family. - I didn't make any food. 1014 00:48:44,655 --> 00:48:46,145 It doesn't matter. Sarah ordered Chinese food. 1015 00:48:46,189 --> 00:48:47,986 - She gave him takeout? - Yes, Ma. 1016 00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:50,255 Go out there. Be brave. 1017 00:48:50,294 --> 00:48:54,390 Father Torres, so nice to see you. 1018 00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:56,331 Do you, um... 1019 00:48:56,366 --> 00:48:59,665 I could fix you some real food if you'd like. 1020 00:48:59,703 --> 00:49:02,729 Don't trouble yourself. I'll be fine with a couple of these eggrolls 1021 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:05,469 and some more coquito. Your son tells me 1022 00:49:05,509 --> 00:49:07,602 that you and Edy are contemplating divorce. 1023 00:49:07,644 --> 00:49:09,942 Oh no no, Father, no. 1024 00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:12,278 I am getting a divorce. 1025 00:49:12,316 --> 00:49:15,342 See, my husband broke his vows 1026 00:49:15,385 --> 00:49:17,285 and sinned against God. 1027 00:49:17,321 --> 00:49:19,084 Father, it's Christmas. How about a little sermon 1028 00:49:19,122 --> 00:49:22,091 about Jesus being born so we can be forgiven for our sins? 1029 00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:24,059 I'm not changing my mind. 1030 00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:28,757 Now I am sorry, Father, 1031 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:31,097 that my son dragged you all the way out here 1032 00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:35,594 for takeout because these women can't cook. 1033 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:37,766 It's the least I can do. 1034 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,605 No wonder I don't have a grandchild. 1035 00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,975 That's what you can do for me, Father. 1036 00:49:42,012 --> 00:49:43,502 Can I get some more rum for my coquito? 1037 00:49:43,547 --> 00:49:46,311 Pray that I will hold 1038 00:49:46,350 --> 00:49:48,978 - a grandchild before I'm dead. - Here we go again. 1039 00:49:49,019 --> 00:49:51,214 Maybe there are reasons why they're holding back on having children. 1040 00:49:51,254 --> 00:49:53,950 He'd rather take care of a hedge fund than a baby. 1041 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:56,687 - You went crying to your mother? - I didn't go crying. 1042 00:49:56,727 --> 00:49:58,820 - It wasn't really crying. - Can you blame him? 1043 00:49:58,862 --> 00:50:00,887 What did you expect? 1044 00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:03,798 With all this traveling and all these hours 1045 00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:06,803 with a hedge fund, the only sex he'll be having is on the phone. 1046 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,896 - ( laughs ) - Oh, no no. 1047 00:50:08,939 --> 00:50:10,873 He'll be lucky if he gets that. 1048 00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:14,502 You know, the only reason 1049 00:50:14,544 --> 00:50:16,375 that he wants a baby now 1050 00:50:16,413 --> 00:50:19,007 is so that he can try to one-up Jesse 1051 00:50:19,049 --> 00:50:21,381 in pleasing you and Edyberto. 1052 00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:23,682 - What the hell's she talking about? - That's not true, Sarah. 1053 00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:25,813 - Yes it is. - You take one psych course at Brandeis 1054 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,689 - and you're Sigmund Freud? - Excuse us, Father. 1055 00:50:28,725 --> 00:50:31,250 Anna, Edy, perhaps you should think about the family. 1056 00:50:31,294 --> 00:50:32,693 - We'd be fine. - No we wouldn't be fine. 1057 00:50:32,729 --> 00:50:34,822 You'd still have your mommy to run home to. 1058 00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:36,890 Look, daddy's girl, I know for a fact I'm not the only one 1059 00:50:36,933 --> 00:50:38,230 you call when you're strapped for cash. 1060 00:50:38,268 --> 00:50:39,895 She needed money for head shots. 1061 00:50:39,936 --> 00:50:41,563 You sent her money behind my back? 1062 00:50:41,605 --> 00:50:43,573 - Don't talk to me anymore. - Do you see? 1063 00:50:43,607 --> 00:50:46,770 Do you see the lies that I have to put up with, Father? 1064 00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:51,042 What does Roxanna need money for a head shot for? 1065 00:50:51,081 --> 00:50:53,572 - She's a star. - Ma, I'm not a star. 1066 00:50:53,617 --> 00:50:55,380 Okay? I'm not a star. That's it. 1067 00:50:55,419 --> 00:50:57,717 Everybody thinks I live this glamorous life in Hollywood 1068 00:50:57,754 --> 00:51:00,416 when I can barely pay my rent on a dumpy studio 1069 00:51:00,457 --> 00:51:03,051 and the payments on a 1999 Kia. 1070 00:51:05,095 --> 00:51:07,290 - What? - God! 1071 00:51:07,330 --> 00:51:09,423 You know what? I just wish I could have my life 1072 00:51:09,466 --> 00:51:12,264 handed to me on a silver platter like Jesse over here. 1073 00:51:12,302 --> 00:51:14,463 - Oh, hell yeah. - Yeah. 1074 00:51:14,504 --> 00:51:16,768 The prodigal son returns and the rest of us just get pushed to the side 1075 00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:19,105 'cause the little prince is here. Everything for the little prince. 1076 00:51:19,142 --> 00:51:21,542 - Is that what you think? - Yeah, that's what I think, Jesse. 1077 00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:23,205 Why don't one of you come home and take care of the bodega? 1078 00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:24,804 Can we all just calm down? 1079 00:51:24,848 --> 00:51:27,715 Because you're off living your own lives, right? 1080 00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:29,548 What about my life? 1081 00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:33,545 I try to get out and do l end up in New York or LA? 1082 00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:35,080 No, I end up in lraq. 1083 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,093 And what do I got to show for it? 1084 00:51:37,127 --> 00:51:40,221 And you think I can just come home and run the bodega? 1085 00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:43,130 - Bodegas are good businesses. - I'm not gonna run the bodega! 1086 00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:45,100 And that's the voice of God, ladies and gentlemen. 1087 00:51:45,135 --> 00:51:47,330 - Maybe we should say a prayer. - Shut up! 1088 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:52,833 So what are you gonna do? 1089 00:51:56,513 --> 00:51:59,038 I'm gonna-- 1090 00:52:00,317 --> 00:52:02,683 I'm gonna go back to lraq. 1091 00:52:04,287 --> 00:52:06,847 I'm gonna sign up for another tour. 1092 00:52:08,892 --> 00:52:11,554 - Mijo, that's not gonna change anything. - Maybe. 1093 00:52:13,663 --> 00:52:16,860 But at least there I feel like I have some purpose. 1094 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:19,130 - Jesse. - No. 1095 00:52:19,169 --> 00:52:21,194 No no no no. 1096 00:52:28,245 --> 00:52:31,146 ( crying ) I just wish we hadn't let him 1097 00:52:31,181 --> 00:52:33,342 sign up in the first place. 1098 00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:36,944 There are a lot of things I wish I hadn't done. 1099 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:39,387 Well, you can't take them back now, can you? 1100 00:52:39,422 --> 00:52:42,516 What's done is done. 1101 00:52:42,559 --> 00:52:44,857 Where's Mauricio? 1102 00:52:44,895 --> 00:52:47,193 Look, I'm sorry about what I said. 1103 00:52:47,230 --> 00:52:49,323 I do want to have a baby. 1104 00:52:49,366 --> 00:52:52,529 I just don't understand why it has to be this second, 1105 00:52:52,569 --> 00:52:55,163 when I've got this huge opportunity. 1106 00:52:55,205 --> 00:52:58,641 I'm not stupid. I understand that I can't have it all. 1107 00:52:58,675 --> 00:53:01,200 That at 36, my fertility 1108 00:53:01,244 --> 00:53:03,974 is going into a freefall 1109 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:06,039 and that I may have to use the eggs 1110 00:53:06,082 --> 00:53:07,879 of some attractive lvy League student 1111 00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:10,079 who wants to get ahead on paying off their student loans. 1112 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,556 - Look, I'd be happy to adopt. - ( crying ) 1113 00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:16,923 But Mauricio being a Latin doesn't feel the same way. 1114 00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:21,819 I promise we will have children. 1115 00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:24,698 It may not be this second, 1116 00:53:24,734 --> 00:53:27,362 but we will someday, okay? 1117 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,969 That doesn't make you feel any better? 1118 00:53:33,577 --> 00:53:36,569 Jesse's going to sign up for another tour in lraq. 1119 00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,314 I'm so sorry. 1120 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,621 Mauricio and the kids went down to Julio's Bar. 1121 00:53:51,661 --> 00:53:53,630 You want me to drive you down there? 1122 00:53:53,630 --> 00:53:55,598 ( Latin music playing ) 1123 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:05,166 ( singing in Spanish ) 1124 00:54:10,513 --> 00:54:12,538 This music is beautiful. 1125 00:54:12,582 --> 00:54:15,142 Anna and l, we danced the first time we met to this song. 1126 00:54:16,786 --> 00:54:18,981 Mauricio was conceived to this song. 1127 00:54:19,022 --> 00:54:21,286 Okay, I don't think I needed to hear all that. 1128 00:54:21,324 --> 00:54:23,292 ( groans ) 1129 00:54:25,295 --> 00:54:27,855 ( horn honks ) 1130 00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:34,332 In the glove compartment, there's medicine. 1131 00:54:41,344 --> 00:54:44,142 - Which one? - The green cap. 1132 00:54:44,180 --> 00:54:46,648 - ( groans ) - Here. 1133 00:55:02,065 --> 00:55:04,363 Don't tell anyone, Sarah. 1134 00:55:04,401 --> 00:55:06,164 Please. 1135 00:55:11,975 --> 00:55:14,637 Does Anna know? 1136 00:55:14,678 --> 00:55:17,977 I just want to enjoy Christmas with my family. 1137 00:55:18,014 --> 00:55:20,983 Not that they make it so easy. 1138 00:55:27,223 --> 00:55:29,817 ( cheering ) 1139 00:55:32,429 --> 00:55:35,626 I love you guys so much. 1140 00:55:35,665 --> 00:55:37,963 - I love you too, Sarah. - I do. 1141 00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:40,492 - We love you too, baby. It's okay. - Let's dance. 1142 00:55:40,537 --> 00:55:43,028 - No, I don't want to-- - Get a room. 1143 00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:45,132 Come on. Come on. 1144 00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:48,474 All right. I don't need to be here. 1145 00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:50,206 I think he slipped her a hit of E. 1146 00:55:50,246 --> 00:55:52,305 - Think he wants a kid that bad? - Yeah. 1147 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:55,375 All you got to do is look at a Puerto Rican girl to get her pregnant. 1148 00:55:55,418 --> 00:55:57,682 - Shut up. - Come on, come on. 1149 00:55:57,721 --> 00:56:00,189 - Whoo-hoo. - Johnny: Mira. 1150 00:56:00,223 --> 00:56:02,316 This is what a real women looks like with a burka. 1151 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:04,259 Right? You go, lady. Come on, you go now. 1152 00:56:04,294 --> 00:56:05,818 Wrap our soldier boy over there 1153 00:56:05,862 --> 00:56:07,523 with some red, white and blue love. 1154 00:56:07,564 --> 00:56:10,260 Your friend here says you got shot up pretty bad. 1155 00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:12,268 Oh, yeah yeah yeah. They shot off his dick. 1156 00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:15,362 But then they replaced it with a bionic one 1157 00:56:15,405 --> 00:56:17,669 and he could jack up a car and change the tire 1158 00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:19,436 at the same time. 1159 00:56:19,476 --> 00:56:21,444 Really? 1160 00:56:21,478 --> 00:56:24,675 ( speaks Spanish ) 1161 00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:27,706 I'm just kidding. Excuse me. I'm sorry. 1162 00:56:27,751 --> 00:56:30,515 He's still got all his factory parts, right, Papi? 1163 00:56:30,553 --> 00:56:32,384 So you wanna dance? 1164 00:56:32,422 --> 00:56:34,185 Roxanna: Jesse, don't you dare. Jesse. 1165 00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:36,385 - I'm-- I'm cool. - Come on, bro. 1166 00:56:36,426 --> 00:56:39,395 - Go, man, go. - Roxanna: He's cool. 1167 00:56:39,429 --> 00:56:41,454 You heard him, he's cool. 1168 00:56:41,498 --> 00:56:44,194 - ( dance music playing ) - Oh no. 1169 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:47,635 That's my song. That's my song, y'all. 1170 00:56:47,670 --> 00:56:50,138 - Yo, that's my song. - Oh no. 1171 00:56:50,173 --> 00:56:53,734 Oh, yes. Go get 'em, Mo. 1172 00:56:56,312 --> 00:56:58,075 ( laughing ) 1173 00:57:03,953 --> 00:57:05,818 Come on. Come on. 1174 00:57:05,855 --> 00:57:09,723 Johnny: Oh, he likes that. 1175 00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:12,489 Come on, Mo. Yeah! 1176 00:57:12,529 --> 00:57:16,295 You got moves. You go, boy, yeah! 1177 00:57:18,835 --> 00:57:21,463 All: Go Mo. Go Mo. 1178 00:57:25,041 --> 00:57:27,305 - Oh! - Oh! 1179 00:57:32,949 --> 00:57:34,678 Go Mo. Go Mo. 1180 00:57:34,717 --> 00:57:38,016 Oh! 1181 00:57:40,723 --> 00:57:43,988 - Ay yi yi yi yi... - Whoo! 1182 00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:47,956 God, it feels good to be back. 1183 00:57:47,997 --> 00:57:49,988 - Help me, Sarah. - That was great. 1184 00:57:50,033 --> 00:57:53,196 My coccyx. I broke my coccyx. 1185 00:57:53,236 --> 00:57:56,330 All I'm asking is if a shot is $5, 1186 00:57:56,372 --> 00:57:58,465 - how much for a sip? - A sip? 1187 00:57:58,508 --> 00:58:00,999 Yeah, a sip. Just a half a shot maybe. 1188 00:58:01,044 --> 00:58:03,672 Can you please take that thing down? 1189 00:58:03,713 --> 00:58:06,181 Why? You the biggest star to come out of this neighborhood. 1190 00:58:06,216 --> 00:58:08,207 Can I buy you a round? 1191 00:58:08,251 --> 00:58:11,345 Wow. I can't believe it. You guys are gonna pay for something? 1192 00:58:11,387 --> 00:58:13,287 I'm only cheap when it comes to me. 1193 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:15,154 - How much is her drink? - $8. 1194 00:58:15,191 --> 00:58:17,386 - What if she doesn't drink all of it? - Never mind. 1195 00:58:17,427 --> 00:58:19,827 Could I please have some change for the jukebox? 1196 00:58:19,863 --> 00:58:21,728 Thanks. 1197 00:58:25,034 --> 00:58:26,695 Is there something you want to tell me? 1198 00:58:26,736 --> 00:58:28,704 No. 1199 00:58:28,738 --> 00:58:30,831 - Is there something you want to tell me? - About? 1200 00:58:30,874 --> 00:58:33,069 Ozzy. 1201 00:58:33,109 --> 00:58:36,078 Come on, you have to admit he's really hot. 1202 00:58:36,112 --> 00:58:37,704 He's a thug. 1203 00:58:37,747 --> 00:58:39,874 No, he hasn't been messed up in that shit for a while. 1204 00:58:39,916 --> 00:58:41,247 Yeah, well, we'll see how long that lasts. 1205 00:58:41,284 --> 00:58:43,252 - What does that mean? - Nothing. 1206 00:58:43,286 --> 00:58:45,880 Just seeing Alexis again made me remember how bad things got. 1207 00:58:45,922 --> 00:58:48,413 ( ringtone plays ) 1208 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:50,449 My agent. 1209 00:58:54,397 --> 00:58:56,331 - They called. - And? 1210 00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:58,357 Roger rushed off to his anger management class 1211 00:58:58,401 --> 00:59:00,665 - and didn't say anything. - Is that it? 1212 00:59:00,703 --> 00:59:03,399 You told me to call you if I heard anything. 1213 00:59:03,439 --> 00:59:05,999 Well, you know, maybe they called about something else. 1214 00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:08,442 Or maybe they just didn't want to ruin my Christmas. 1215 00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:10,878 Please. All right look, girl, I've got to jump. 1216 00:59:10,914 --> 00:59:13,178 - I'll hit you later. - Wait. 1217 00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:15,343 Bye. 1218 00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:18,684 This ain't Cali, girl. They ain't gonna arrest you for smoking inside. 1219 00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:20,848 I had to use the phone. 1220 00:59:20,890 --> 00:59:22,858 - Want to go for a walk? - No. 1221 00:59:22,892 --> 00:59:24,416 I don't want to leave my girl. 1222 00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:26,951 - Oh, really? - Really. 1223 00:59:26,996 --> 00:59:29,556 Maybe we should give 'em some space. 1224 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,961 Come on, let's go. 1225 00:59:33,002 --> 00:59:35,129 - Come on. - I don't know. 1226 00:59:35,171 --> 00:59:37,435 Cabby! 1227 00:59:48,818 --> 00:59:50,581 Jesse: Someplace a little more quiet. 1228 00:59:50,620 --> 00:59:52,611 Come on, I just want to talk to you. 1229 00:59:52,655 --> 00:59:54,714 Hola, mi amor. 1230 00:59:54,757 --> 00:59:56,748 Hey. 1231 00:59:58,161 --> 01:00:00,288 - Jesse. - Hey. 1232 01:00:00,330 --> 01:00:02,890 Can I buy you guys a drink? 1233 01:00:02,932 --> 01:00:05,628 - I'm cool. - No. 1234 01:00:09,205 --> 01:00:11,833 Ozzy: So why did it take you three years to come back? 1235 01:00:11,874 --> 01:00:14,741 God, I've just been crazy busy, you know? 1236 01:00:14,777 --> 01:00:17,473 If it's not one thing, it's something else. 1237 01:00:17,513 --> 01:00:20,949 Shit, who am I kidding? 1238 01:00:20,984 --> 01:00:23,646 I'm sure you've heard everything. 1239 01:00:23,686 --> 01:00:26,120 You'll catch a break. You just-- 1240 01:00:26,155 --> 01:00:27,679 you just got to hang in there. 1241 01:00:27,724 --> 01:00:29,351 Caught a break. 1242 01:00:29,392 --> 01:00:32,088 What if I'm waiting on something that never happens? 1243 01:00:32,128 --> 01:00:33,652 How much more time should I waste? 1244 01:00:33,696 --> 01:00:35,823 A year? Two? 10? 1245 01:00:35,865 --> 01:00:39,801 Stuck in the same place while everybody else's life is moving forward. 1246 01:00:39,836 --> 01:00:41,599 So what are you gonna do? Move back? 1247 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,606 Yeah, maybe. I don't know. 1248 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,699 That wouldn't be the worst thing, right? 1249 01:00:48,678 --> 01:00:51,044 I never thought I'd hear that coming from you. 1250 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,947 I'm 29 years old 1251 01:00:53,983 --> 01:00:56,645 and I'm sick and tired of someone else deciding my fate 1252 01:00:56,686 --> 01:00:59,951 when I'm just as good if not better 1253 01:00:59,989 --> 01:01:01,684 than most of the actresses out there. 1254 01:01:01,724 --> 01:01:04,022 - They don't know me. - You are good. 1255 01:01:04,060 --> 01:01:07,052 Like that time that you played that homeless chick in "One Way Ticket." 1256 01:01:07,096 --> 01:01:09,155 - You saw that? - Are you kidding? 1257 01:01:09,198 --> 01:01:11,393 You killed it. You're like the Puerto Rican Meryl Streep. 1258 01:01:11,434 --> 01:01:12,958 Yeah, right. 1259 01:01:13,002 --> 01:01:15,630 Your parents made us watch the DVD like five times. 1260 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,765 - Of course they did. - Yeah. 1261 01:01:20,943 --> 01:01:23,207 Look, don't tell anybody what I said. 1262 01:01:23,246 --> 01:01:26,409 All right? I'm all over the place right now. 1263 01:01:27,784 --> 01:01:30,082 I'll think about it. 1264 01:01:32,055 --> 01:01:34,080 You'll think about it? 1265 01:01:34,123 --> 01:01:37,058 - Don't make me kick your ass. - You got to catch me. 1266 01:01:37,093 --> 01:01:38,890 - Kick my ass. - Don't make-- 1267 01:01:38,928 --> 01:01:41,863 - Kick my ass. What? - I will kick your ass. 1268 01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:45,334 Why are you running? Why are you running? 1269 01:02:05,588 --> 01:02:07,783 We didn't use protection. 1270 01:02:07,824 --> 01:02:11,419 Nope. You said you wanted to make a baby. 1271 01:02:11,461 --> 01:02:13,588 I was completely loaded. 1272 01:02:13,629 --> 01:02:15,722 In vino veritas. 1273 01:02:15,765 --> 01:02:17,699 Oh, really? Oh, really? 1274 01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:20,134 And I probably told the bartender he looked like George Clooney. 1275 01:02:20,169 --> 01:02:22,364 Mm-hmm. Among other things. 1276 01:02:22,405 --> 01:02:24,600 What's the date? What's the date? 1277 01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,801 What is the date? 1278 01:02:26,843 --> 01:02:29,107 It's Christmas Eve, December 24th. 1279 01:02:29,145 --> 01:02:32,444 Okay, that public library event, I had my period. 1280 01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:34,473 - What are you doing? - That's 19 days. 1281 01:02:34,517 --> 01:02:36,712 Okay, I'm okay. We're okay. 1282 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:39,984 I think we're okay. I hope we're okay. 1283 01:02:40,022 --> 01:02:42,752 Mauricio, how could you take advantage of me like that? 1284 01:02:42,792 --> 01:02:44,282 I didn't take advantage of you. 1285 01:02:44,327 --> 01:02:46,318 - You took advantage of me. - Oh! 1286 01:02:46,362 --> 01:02:48,489 You don't want to make a baby anymore? 1287 01:02:48,531 --> 01:02:50,624 Oh, well, I just think it's something 1288 01:02:50,666 --> 01:02:53,157 that we should be discussing while I'm sober. 1289 01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:55,261 Okay, all right, all right. You're sober now. 1290 01:02:55,304 --> 01:02:57,272 Let's discuss this. 1291 01:02:57,306 --> 01:02:59,501 Do you or don't you want to make a baby with me? 1292 01:02:59,542 --> 01:03:02,010 I don't-- I don't want to talk about this. 1293 01:03:02,044 --> 01:03:04,308 I feel like shit. 1294 01:03:04,347 --> 01:03:06,315 Oh my God. 1295 01:03:06,349 --> 01:03:08,840 The colors in this room are inducing a migraine. 1296 01:03:08,885 --> 01:03:11,319 Does that mean we're not gonna try again? 1297 01:03:11,354 --> 01:03:13,822 Oh, eat me. 1298 01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:17,823 Don't even think about it. 1299 01:03:17,860 --> 01:03:20,522 - ( Latin music playing ) - ( people celebrating ) 1300 01:03:24,734 --> 01:03:27,328 Woman: Merry Christmas, everyone. 1301 01:03:28,838 --> 01:03:31,432 Oh, you got moves. 1302 01:03:31,474 --> 01:03:34,238 No bad. Now you spin. 1303 01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:38,906 Coquito, ladies? 1304 01:03:45,388 --> 01:03:47,447 Ozzy. 1305 01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:49,822 Ozzy, gracia, amigo. 1306 01:03:49,859 --> 01:03:51,850 Thank you, Edy. 1307 01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:57,664 - Uli, Uli. Feliz Navidad. - Thank you. 1308 01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:59,895 - Tina. - ( phone rings ) 1309 01:03:59,936 --> 01:04:03,201 Hello? Excuse me. I'll be right back. 1310 01:04:03,239 --> 01:04:05,230 - Come on, baby. - No. 1311 01:04:05,274 --> 01:04:07,174 - Coquito? - Oh no. 1312 01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:09,235 - You think I don't know? - Know what? 1313 01:04:09,278 --> 01:04:11,838 That every year your father gets me drunk at the Christmas party 1314 01:04:11,881 --> 01:04:14,213 so I don't notice how light my envelope is. 1315 01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:17,583 - Come on. - Huh-uh, not gonna have any of that stuff 1316 01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:20,214 until I see the size of my Christmas bonus. 1317 01:04:20,256 --> 01:04:22,247 All right. Okay. 1318 01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:24,054 Not gonna trick me again. 1319 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:37,066 Dad. 1320 01:04:37,106 --> 01:04:39,199 The rest of the checks. 1321 01:04:39,242 --> 01:04:41,733 - Yeah, I got it. - All right. 1322 01:04:41,777 --> 01:04:43,244 Go. You go. 1323 01:04:43,279 --> 01:04:44,871 Go hang out with Johnny or something. 1324 01:04:44,914 --> 01:04:46,541 Don't feel like you've got to stick around here. 1325 01:04:46,582 --> 01:04:49,551 Dad, look, I know you're not happy about me going back. 1326 01:04:49,585 --> 01:04:51,883 Of course I'm not. 1327 01:04:54,757 --> 01:04:57,089 Jesse, I'm your father. I want you safe. 1328 01:04:57,126 --> 01:04:58,923 I want you here. 1329 01:05:00,796 --> 01:05:03,560 I'm sorry. 1330 01:05:03,599 --> 01:05:06,033 How can I make you understand? 1331 01:05:06,068 --> 01:05:09,299 You can't. Just like I can't make you stay. 1332 01:05:14,443 --> 01:05:17,640 There's a point when all a father can do is just get out of the way. 1333 01:05:21,984 --> 01:05:24,282 Thanks, Dad. 1334 01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:34,925 I'd better give Tina her check. 1335 01:05:34,964 --> 01:05:36,488 Otherwise she's gonna start the revolution. 1336 01:05:39,802 --> 01:05:41,599 Any word? 1337 01:05:41,637 --> 01:05:43,764 No, I'm just texting my girl. 1338 01:05:43,806 --> 01:05:45,330 What are you telling her? 1339 01:05:45,374 --> 01:05:47,604 How much you had last night in the fine city of Chicago? 1340 01:05:47,643 --> 01:05:51,238 No, I'm telling her how freaking freezing it is here. 1341 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,612 Cali had made you all soft, girl. 1342 01:05:53,649 --> 01:05:56,413 You move back here, you'll be wearing hot pants in this weather. 1343 01:05:56,452 --> 01:05:59,012 Yeah, well, hopefully I'll get this show. 1344 01:05:59,055 --> 01:06:00,920 Yeah, I hope so. 1345 01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:03,118 Hey, I had a really good time last night. 1346 01:06:03,159 --> 01:06:05,684 - Great time last night. - Me too. 1347 01:06:05,728 --> 01:06:07,320 Really good time. 1348 01:06:07,363 --> 01:06:09,126 But I just don't want you to get the wrong impression. 1349 01:06:09,165 --> 01:06:13,033 Nah, come on. You're like a sister to me. 1350 01:06:13,069 --> 01:06:14,798 Yeah, that's what I told Jesse this morning. 1351 01:06:14,837 --> 01:06:17,305 That you're like a brother and it's just weird. 1352 01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:19,171 Don't even worry about it. 1353 01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:21,870 - I'm gonna grab a drink. - Okay. 1354 01:06:21,911 --> 01:06:24,072 I'll see you later? 1355 01:06:26,382 --> 01:06:28,009 Okay. 1356 01:06:30,019 --> 01:06:32,783 ( singing in Spanish ) 1357 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:35,882 ( Sarah singing in Spanish ) 1358 01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:40,896 ( laughs ) Mira eso. 1359 01:06:40,930 --> 01:06:43,797 Sarah, you've been practicing for the parranda. 1360 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:47,064 I'm trying. I didn't exactly grow up singing Christmas carols. 1361 01:06:47,103 --> 01:06:49,469 No, you're doing great. 1362 01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:51,632 I can't tell you what this means to me. 1363 01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:54,734 I look forward to the parranda all year. 1364 01:06:54,777 --> 01:06:57,302 You must be looking for this. 1365 01:06:57,346 --> 01:06:59,507 Thank you. 1366 01:06:59,548 --> 01:07:03,211 Listen, thank you for keeping my secret. 1367 01:07:03,252 --> 01:07:05,345 Look, Edyberto, 1368 01:07:05,388 --> 01:07:08,380 I really appreciate your trust in me. 1369 01:07:08,424 --> 01:07:11,723 Who else can I trust? You're the only one who's not Puerto Rican in this house. 1370 01:07:11,761 --> 01:07:14,730 But I really think you need to tell them. 1371 01:07:14,764 --> 01:07:17,062 I'll tell them soon enough. 1372 01:07:17,099 --> 01:07:19,590 Life is short, Sarah. 1373 01:07:19,635 --> 01:07:22,604 I don't want anything to get in the way of them having a good time. 1374 01:07:22,638 --> 01:07:25,232 - You understand? - Pop, where are the mitten warmers? 1375 01:07:25,274 --> 01:07:27,003 Yeah, coming. 1376 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:29,034 No no no no no. 1377 01:07:29,078 --> 01:07:31,569 - Keep practicing. - Mm-hmm. 1378 01:07:31,614 --> 01:07:34,082 ( both singing in Spanish ) 1379 01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:41,519 - ( doorbell ringing ) - Anna: Guys, come on. Hurry up. 1380 01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:44,185 Vamos pa' la parranda. 1381 01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:46,592 Here we go. Here we go. 1382 01:07:48,564 --> 01:07:50,532 Anna, Roxanna, vámonos. 1383 01:07:50,566 --> 01:07:53,091 ( all talking ) 1384 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:59,974 - There they go. - # The first noel... # 1385 01:08:00,009 --> 01:08:04,969 - Merry Christmas. - # The angels did say # 1386 01:08:05,014 --> 01:08:09,974 # Was to certain poor shepherds # 1387 01:08:10,019 --> 01:08:14,581 # In fields where they lay # 1388 01:08:14,623 --> 01:08:19,083 - # Noel, noel... # - La parranda! 1389 01:08:19,128 --> 01:08:24,964 # Noel, noel # 1390 01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,800 # Born isthe king # 1391 01:08:28,838 --> 01:08:31,671 # Of lsrael. # 1392 01:08:31,707 --> 01:08:35,074 ( cheers ) 1393 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:40,139 # Come all ye faithful # 1394 01:08:40,182 --> 01:08:44,676 # Joyful and triumphant # 1395 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:47,154 # O come ye # 1396 01:08:47,189 --> 01:08:49,817 # O come ye # 1397 01:08:49,859 --> 01:08:54,455 #To Bethlehem# 1398 01:08:54,497 --> 01:08:59,366 #Come and behold him# 1399 01:08:59,401 --> 01:09:03,838 # Born the king of angels # 1400 01:09:03,873 --> 01:09:08,708 # O come let us adore him # 1401 01:09:08,744 --> 01:09:13,238 # O come let us adore him... # 1402 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:16,516 Ozzy, come on. 1403 01:09:19,555 --> 01:09:22,285 Come on. 1404 01:09:22,324 --> 01:09:23,814 They're over here. Give me the baby. 1405 01:09:23,859 --> 01:09:25,292 - Come on. - They're right there. 1406 01:09:25,327 --> 01:09:30,697 # O come all ye faithful # 1407 01:09:30,733 --> 01:09:35,170 # Joyful and triumphant # 1408 01:09:35,204 --> 01:09:40,471 # O come all ye faithful # 1409 01:09:40,509 --> 01:09:44,843 # Joyful and triumphant # 1410 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:50,079 # O come all ye faithful # 1411 01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:54,112 # Joyful and triumphant... # 1412 01:10:00,629 --> 01:10:03,598 ( church bell tolling ) 1413 01:10:18,547 --> 01:10:23,917 # Joyful and triumphant. # 1414 01:10:23,953 --> 01:10:27,286 ( cheering ) 1415 01:10:34,430 --> 01:10:34,697 ( Latin music playing ) 1416 01:10:34,697 --> 01:10:36,460 ( Latin music playing ) 1417 01:11:29,952 --> 01:11:32,887 - Have you seen your brother? - Yeah, he's over there. 1418 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,789 Why aren't you two dancing? 1419 01:11:37,826 --> 01:11:39,316 And compete with them? 1420 01:11:44,233 --> 01:11:47,634 Excuse me. 1421 01:11:47,670 --> 01:11:50,138 Where did you get these earrings? I want to get a pair for Gladys. 1422 01:11:50,172 --> 01:11:52,367 - They're beautiful. - Okay, you know the-- 1423 01:11:52,408 --> 01:11:54,638 What's going on? 1424 01:11:54,677 --> 01:11:57,271 We're going to midnight mass. 1425 01:11:57,313 --> 01:12:00,714 Hey, Edy. I see you've met my new novio. 1426 01:12:00,749 --> 01:12:02,717 Tony. 1427 01:12:02,751 --> 01:12:04,810 A pleasure. 1428 01:12:04,853 --> 01:12:06,946 - You coming to church? - Please. 1429 01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:10,015 He hasn't been to midnight mass in over 20 years. 1430 01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:12,323 - I'd love to come. - Great. 1431 01:12:12,361 --> 01:12:14,420 Vámonos. 1432 01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:20,533 Roxanna. Roxanna. 1433 01:12:20,569 --> 01:12:22,093 - Bye, Ma. - Bye. 1434 01:12:27,509 --> 01:12:30,307 Yo, say thanks, baby. 1435 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:32,576 Come on, Rox. What you got, baby? 1436 01:12:57,940 --> 01:13:00,135 So you still got some moves, huh? 1437 01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:03,505 Depends on who my partner is. 1438 01:13:03,545 --> 01:13:05,206 ( chuckles ) 1439 01:13:05,247 --> 01:13:08,273 I'm sure you say that to all the boys on the base. 1440 01:13:12,421 --> 01:13:15,720 - Stay away from my girl. - We were just dancing. 1441 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:20,228 Go get Ozzy. Go get Ozzy. 1442 01:13:20,262 --> 01:13:22,560 Hey hey hey! 1443 01:13:22,598 --> 01:13:25,123 - You seen Ozzy? - No, Mama, I ain't seen him. 1444 01:13:25,167 --> 01:13:27,431 Oh shit! 1445 01:13:29,905 --> 01:13:32,032 Ma. 1446 01:13:32,074 --> 01:13:33,905 You got to pick up the pace, Ma. 1447 01:13:33,942 --> 01:13:36,137 I'm trying. You got to be patient. 1448 01:13:36,178 --> 01:13:38,942 I can't wait for the sopadito you're gonna cook for me upstairs. 1449 01:13:38,981 --> 01:13:41,643 We can have a party, you and me. After all, it's Christmas. 1450 01:13:41,683 --> 01:13:44,277 You should apply at the post office. 1451 01:13:44,319 --> 01:13:46,651 They hire extra people at the holidays. 1452 01:13:46,688 --> 01:13:49,418 No, I will. I'll do that on Monday. Okay, Mom? 1453 01:13:49,458 --> 01:13:52,484 I hope so. 1454 01:13:52,528 --> 01:13:54,826 Oh, merry Christmas. 1455 01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:56,831 Hey, Ma, you go inside, okay? 1456 01:13:56,865 --> 01:13:58,958 Start that sopadito. I got to talk to my boy here. 1457 01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:00,628 You sure? You want to come in now? 1458 01:14:00,669 --> 01:14:03,103 No no, he's busy. He's a busy guy. 1459 01:14:03,138 --> 01:14:05,333 ( speaking Spanish ) 1460 01:14:13,382 --> 01:14:15,612 Can't let you kill me in front of my mom, man. 1461 01:14:18,554 --> 01:14:19,680 So you know why I'm here? 1462 01:14:21,723 --> 01:14:23,588 I guess it's payback time. 1463 01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:24,990 I'm ready, man. 1464 01:14:25,027 --> 01:14:27,291 I had 10 years to be ready. 1465 01:14:27,329 --> 01:14:29,957 Let's go. 1466 01:14:42,044 --> 01:14:44,035 He was like a father and mother to me. 1467 01:14:44,079 --> 01:14:47,674 It was either him or me, man. It could have gone either way. 1468 01:14:47,716 --> 01:14:49,650 He was all I had. 1469 01:14:49,685 --> 01:14:52,381 I got nothing. 1470 01:14:52,421 --> 01:14:55,015 I got nothing! 1471 01:14:55,057 --> 01:14:57,389 Do what you got to do, brother. 1472 01:15:13,775 --> 01:15:15,902 ( phone ringing ) 1473 01:15:39,735 --> 01:15:41,896 Come on. 1474 01:15:45,107 --> 01:15:47,701 - That you calling? - Yeah, what the hell? 1475 01:15:47,743 --> 01:15:50,234 - You okay? - Yeah. 1476 01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:17,471 ( splashes ) 1477 01:16:22,144 --> 01:16:24,806 - You must be cold. - I'm fine. 1478 01:16:42,831 --> 01:16:45,493 ( radio playing ) 1479 01:16:56,712 --> 01:16:59,010 ( turns radio off ) 1480 01:16:59,047 --> 01:17:01,277 How could you do it? 1481 01:17:01,316 --> 01:17:03,682 Anna, you're the only woman I've ever loved. 1482 01:17:03,719 --> 01:17:07,712 And Suzy Lee? You think I don't know her name? 1483 01:17:11,793 --> 01:17:15,456 There'll be plenty of time to discuss this after the holidays. 1484 01:17:15,497 --> 01:17:19,297 I just want us to enjoy the kids. 1485 01:17:19,334 --> 01:17:22,132 Enjoy Christmas. 1486 01:17:26,708 --> 01:17:29,541 Afterthe kidsaregone, 1487 01:17:29,578 --> 01:17:33,378 you and I have nothing left to say to each other. 1488 01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:00,970 ( door opens ) 1489 01:18:01,009 --> 01:18:02,840 Jesse: You can't focus. 1490 01:18:02,878 --> 01:18:04,971 Mauricio: I got this. 1491 01:18:05,013 --> 01:18:05,313 - A little of this. - You're gonna get caught. 1492 01:18:05,313 --> 01:18:08,009 - A little of this. - You're gonna get caught. 1493 01:18:08,050 --> 01:18:10,678 You'd better be careful. Oh oh, oh-oh. 1494 01:18:10,719 --> 01:18:12,812 What's going on? Heard you got into a fight with Fernando. 1495 01:18:12,854 --> 01:18:15,880 - Yeah yeah yeah. - Fess up. 1496 01:18:15,924 --> 01:18:18,484 Well, when you love a woman you've got to do anything for her, right? 1497 01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:20,518 I guess so. 1498 01:18:20,562 --> 01:18:22,223 Mauricio knows what I'm talking about. 1499 01:18:22,264 --> 01:18:25,097 Never lose that feeling, mijo. 1500 01:18:26,468 --> 01:18:28,368 You know how I got this? 1501 01:18:28,403 --> 01:18:29,893 Let me take a wild guess. 1502 01:18:29,938 --> 01:18:32,668 Yeah, why don't you just take a stab in the dark? 1503 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:35,939 Wrestling Manuel Santos on the pier at Ponce. 1504 01:18:35,977 --> 01:18:39,208 - He was the featherweight... -...champion of the world. 1505 01:18:39,247 --> 01:18:42,739 You laugh, you laugh. The point is I never let him steal my girl. 1506 01:18:42,784 --> 01:18:45,275 - Never let him steal my girl. - I'm proud of you. 1507 01:18:49,124 --> 01:18:51,524 Now I can't even take down a goddamn tree 1508 01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:53,585 to give your mother a view. 1509 01:18:53,628 --> 01:18:56,722 We should just go out there ourselves and take that tree down. 1510 01:18:56,765 --> 01:18:59,393 Let's go take that tree down now. 1511 01:18:59,434 --> 01:19:01,231 Great idea. Let's do it, Pop. 1512 01:19:01,269 --> 01:19:02,634 I've got some chains in the basement. 1513 01:19:02,671 --> 01:19:05,037 Wrap them around, tie them up to the car. 1514 01:19:05,073 --> 01:19:07,473 - Come on. - Come on, get up. 1515 01:19:09,811 --> 01:19:11,938 ( whistles ) 1516 01:19:11,980 --> 01:19:14,107 You good? All right, Pop. 1517 01:19:14,149 --> 01:19:16,549 - We're all good. - Let me know when it's tight. 1518 01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:18,553 - Okay. - Pedal to the metal. Come on. 1519 01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:20,646 Go go go go. 1520 01:19:20,689 --> 01:19:24,147 Go go go go. Hey hey hey! 1521 01:19:24,192 --> 01:19:27,457 Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Stop stop. 1522 01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:30,056 What are you doing? 1523 01:19:30,098 --> 01:19:32,157 - What the hell are you doing? - What? 1524 01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:34,760 - Sure you don't want me to drive? - No, I got it. 1525 01:19:34,803 --> 01:19:37,966 I can't wait to see your mother's face in the morning when she sees this. 1526 01:19:38,006 --> 01:19:40,975 - Mom's gonna freak. - ( laughing ) 1527 01:19:41,977 --> 01:19:43,842 ( tires squealing ) 1528 01:19:43,879 --> 01:19:47,178 Jesse: Keep going. Go go go. 1529 01:19:47,215 --> 01:19:50,150 - That's it, that's it. - Come on, Pop. 1530 01:19:50,185 --> 01:19:52,119 - Keep going. - A little more. 1531 01:19:52,154 --> 01:19:54,987 - You got nothing, man. - Come on, Dad. 1532 01:19:55,023 --> 01:19:57,753 You're looking good. Go! 1533 01:19:57,793 --> 01:20:01,160 - Go go go go! - Go! 1534 01:20:07,636 --> 01:20:10,503 - ( grunts ) - Dad! Dad! 1535 01:20:10,539 --> 01:20:13,030 You could've been killed. What were you thinking? 1536 01:20:13,074 --> 01:20:15,099 You wanted a view. I was gonna give you a view. 1537 01:20:15,143 --> 01:20:16,838 Sorry, Mom, I shouldn't have helped him. 1538 01:20:16,878 --> 01:20:18,846 I helped too. You got to take blame for everything as well? 1539 01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:20,609 Don't listen to them. I would've done it without them. 1540 01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:22,139 And I still will. You watch me. 1541 01:20:22,184 --> 01:20:24,345 You better make sure you get his head checked. 1542 01:20:24,386 --> 01:20:26,718 This is his medicine. 1543 01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:29,189 They might need this. 1544 01:20:51,947 --> 01:20:54,507 ( siren wails ) 1545 01:21:10,298 --> 01:21:13,028 Ma! ( speaks Spanish ) 1546 01:21:13,068 --> 01:21:15,730 - What happened? - Is Dad okay? 1547 01:21:17,272 --> 01:21:19,900 Sit down. All of you, please. 1548 01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:26,572 He didn't seem that banged up, Mom, come on. 1549 01:21:26,615 --> 01:21:27,877 What is it? Just say it. 1550 01:21:27,916 --> 01:21:29,315 I hate when you do this. Just say it. 1551 01:21:31,419 --> 01:21:33,580 Your father has cancer. 1552 01:21:37,325 --> 01:21:39,623 What? 1553 01:21:40,962 --> 01:21:43,954 And here I was going to leave him. 1554 01:21:52,807 --> 01:21:54,934 God's punishing me. 1555 01:21:58,313 --> 01:22:00,941 - They called his doctor in. - Doctor? 1556 01:22:02,651 --> 01:22:04,812 So he knew? 1557 01:22:08,456 --> 01:22:10,754 How did he keep this from us? 1558 01:22:10,792 --> 01:22:13,955 I don't know. 1559 01:22:13,995 --> 01:22:15,758 Me. 1560 01:22:21,670 --> 01:22:25,265 Hey, Uncle Edy, that tree looked a whole lot worse than you did. 1561 01:22:25,307 --> 01:22:27,639 But it didn't go down, so you better not go down. 1562 01:22:30,845 --> 01:22:33,075 - Oh, hi, Suzy Lee. - Hey, Edy. 1563 01:22:33,114 --> 01:22:36,277 I'm Dr. Lee, your dad's oncologist. 1564 01:22:36,318 --> 01:22:38,183 It's nice to finally meet you all. 1565 01:22:38,219 --> 01:22:40,414 He's told me so many great things about you. 1566 01:22:40,455 --> 01:22:42,480 We just want to know the prognosis. 1567 01:22:42,524 --> 01:22:46,255 - Has he metastasized? - Has he started chemo? 1568 01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:49,786 I know you've got a million questions and I am more than happy to answer them. 1569 01:22:49,831 --> 01:22:52,857 I think your dad needs some rest. 1570 01:22:52,901 --> 01:22:55,597 Why don't we meet down in the cafeteria in about 20 minutes? 1571 01:22:55,637 --> 01:22:57,628 I'm Anna, his wife. 1572 01:22:57,672 --> 01:22:59,503 Of course, Anna. It's good to meet you. 1573 01:22:59,541 --> 01:23:01,532 - We'll talk in a few minutes. - Okay. 1574 01:23:04,379 --> 01:23:06,779 Roxanna: She seems nice. 1575 01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:08,874 She's a gynecologist? 1576 01:23:08,917 --> 01:23:11,477 - Johnny. - I'm just kidding. Come on. 1577 01:23:15,023 --> 01:23:17,355 Give me a few moments with your mother. 1578 01:23:17,392 --> 01:23:19,519 Yeah. 1579 01:23:22,764 --> 01:23:25,324 Hey, let's go. 1580 01:23:26,568 --> 01:23:28,866 Papi! 1581 01:23:28,903 --> 01:23:30,632 Ay, mijo. 1582 01:23:30,672 --> 01:23:32,663 It's okay. It's okay. 1583 01:23:36,044 --> 01:23:39,207 It's okay. Go on. 1584 01:23:47,455 --> 01:23:49,082 Mi amor. 1585 01:23:56,131 --> 01:23:57,860 Estúpido. 1586 01:23:57,899 --> 01:24:00,459 Why didn't you tell me? 1587 01:24:02,971 --> 01:24:05,531 I wanted us to enjoy the time we have. 1588 01:24:09,310 --> 01:24:11,505 ( groans ) 1589 01:24:11,546 --> 01:24:13,946 How do you think it's enjoyable 1590 01:24:13,982 --> 01:24:16,951 for me to think you're with another woman? 1591 01:24:16,985 --> 01:24:19,351 I'm sorry. 1592 01:24:19,387 --> 01:24:22,686 But when you started going on about the divorce, 1593 01:24:22,724 --> 01:24:25,488 I thought, maybe this is a good thing. 1594 01:24:27,295 --> 01:24:28,922 Maybe this way she'll know 1595 01:24:28,963 --> 01:24:31,431 that she can be happy when I'm not around. 1596 01:24:31,466 --> 01:24:34,060 You silly man. 1597 01:24:35,737 --> 01:24:37,671 What am I going to do with you? 1598 01:24:48,416 --> 01:24:51,078 How could you not tell me, Sarah? You didn't tell me. 1599 01:24:51,119 --> 01:24:53,610 When are you going to trust in the fact that I love you? 1600 01:24:53,655 --> 01:24:56,920 Your dad loves you, Mauricio. 1601 01:24:56,958 --> 01:25:00,121 Just because I love my job doesn't mean I love you less. 1602 01:25:00,161 --> 01:25:02,994 You'll see that when we have kids of our own. 1603 01:25:03,031 --> 01:25:04,965 Don't worry about the kid thing. 1604 01:25:04,999 --> 01:25:07,866 I'm getting used to the idea of not having kids anyway. 1605 01:25:10,305 --> 01:25:12,796 I want to start trying right away. 1606 01:25:16,044 --> 01:25:17,807 Life is short, right? 1607 01:25:17,846 --> 01:25:20,781 - Yeah. - Let's just do it. 1608 01:25:20,815 --> 01:25:23,545 Wow, when are you gonna turn the job down? 1609 01:25:25,019 --> 01:25:27,489 I'm still gonna take the job. 1610 01:25:35,029 --> 01:25:37,463 - Wow, not even a dent. - Yeah. 1611 01:25:45,306 --> 01:25:48,298 To make the pernil taste great you've got to puncture it like this. 1612 01:25:48,343 --> 01:25:50,709 And then you put the garlic cloves in it. 1613 01:25:50,745 --> 01:25:53,145 Okay, now the pasteles, you need to-- 1614 01:25:53,181 --> 01:25:56,116 We got it, Mami. Now go back to the hospital. 1615 01:25:56,151 --> 01:25:58,449 - Please. - ( ringtone chiming ) 1616 01:25:58,486 --> 01:26:00,886 - Is that your agent? - Yeah. 1617 01:26:00,922 --> 01:26:03,948 Ay, Diosito. Let it be good news. 1618 01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:06,290 - We need good news today. - Amen. 1619 01:26:06,327 --> 01:26:08,955 Hey, Sarah. 1620 01:26:08,997 --> 01:26:11,830 Um, I'll really glad you're here. 1621 01:26:30,018 --> 01:26:32,213 Hey. 1622 01:26:32,253 --> 01:26:34,187 How you holding up? 1623 01:26:34,222 --> 01:26:37,020 God, if I see any more sofrito, I think I'll scream. 1624 01:26:37,058 --> 01:26:39,185 I don't know how my mom does it. 1625 01:26:39,227 --> 01:26:41,422 I heard you didn't get the part. 1626 01:26:43,398 --> 01:26:46,265 No, I got the part. I just didn't take it. 1627 01:26:46,301 --> 01:26:47,734 What? 1628 01:26:47,769 --> 01:26:49,760 It was for the seventh lead on a TV show 1629 01:26:49,804 --> 01:26:52,773 that'll probably be off the air after three episodes anyway. 1630 01:26:52,807 --> 01:26:54,502 It wasn't all that. 1631 01:26:54,542 --> 01:26:56,908 Yeah, it was. 1632 01:26:56,945 --> 01:26:59,413 I can't say I'm mad at you. 1633 01:26:59,447 --> 01:27:02,041 - You better not be. - I'm not. 1634 01:27:15,296 --> 01:27:17,787 Well well well. 1635 01:27:17,832 --> 01:27:20,801 - What do we got here? - Get a life, Jesse. 1636 01:27:20,835 --> 01:27:23,326 - Shut up, man. - Oh yeah. 1637 01:27:30,411 --> 01:27:32,572 ( doorbell rings ) 1638 01:27:34,649 --> 01:27:36,446 - Hey. - Hey. 1639 01:27:38,186 --> 01:27:40,381 Fernando here? 1640 01:27:40,421 --> 01:27:42,446 He's at his cousin's house. 1641 01:27:42,490 --> 01:27:44,458 He's gonna be by soon 1642 01:27:44,492 --> 01:27:46,722 and you know he's not gonna be happy if he finds you here. 1643 01:27:46,761 --> 01:27:49,628 My mom just wanted me to bring this by for Hector. 1644 01:27:49,664 --> 01:27:53,293 You really didn't have to do that. 1645 01:27:53,334 --> 01:27:55,495 - Ooh, a truck. - Oh, yeah. 1646 01:27:55,536 --> 01:27:58,004 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1647 01:28:07,649 --> 01:28:09,742 I know things got messed up with the fight, 1648 01:28:09,784 --> 01:28:13,481 but I was hoping you'd still come by the house. 1649 01:28:13,521 --> 01:28:16,115 - We're going to Fernando's parent's place. - Oh. 1650 01:28:21,195 --> 01:28:23,629 I'm looking at you 1651 01:28:23,665 --> 01:28:26,862 and I realize the one thing I haven't said is... 1652 01:28:26,901 --> 01:28:29,369 I'm sorry. 1653 01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:33,899 I'm sorry, Marissa. 1654 01:28:37,078 --> 01:28:39,308 Look, Jesse, 1655 01:28:39,347 --> 01:28:41,645 it's like when we-- 1656 01:28:41,683 --> 01:28:44,447 when we fall in love, 1657 01:28:44,485 --> 01:28:47,147 we take a chance that we might get hurt. 1658 01:28:48,489 --> 01:28:50,150 But we choose to do it anyway. 1659 01:28:50,191 --> 01:28:52,659 And it's just like with you and Lenny. 1660 01:28:52,694 --> 01:28:55,492 When he switched watch with you, 1661 01:28:55,530 --> 01:28:57,327 he knew that he was taking a risk. 1662 01:28:57,365 --> 01:28:59,560 Then he took your place 1663 01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:01,397 and you're still here. 1664 01:29:03,104 --> 01:29:05,698 He gave you a second chance. 1665 01:29:05,740 --> 01:29:08,004 ( phone ringing ) 1666 01:29:08,042 --> 01:29:10,033 Why would you want to throw that away? 1667 01:29:17,885 --> 01:29:20,046 Hello? Hey. 1668 01:29:20,088 --> 01:29:22,852 Can you pick up some milk? 1669 01:29:22,890 --> 01:29:25,017 Thanks. 1670 01:29:28,629 --> 01:29:30,859 Yeah. 1671 01:29:38,706 --> 01:29:41,766 I'm glad you found somebody to make you happy. 1672 01:29:43,811 --> 01:29:45,938 I just wish it could've been me. 1673 01:29:52,053 --> 01:29:54,385 You should probably go. 1674 01:29:54,422 --> 01:29:56,390 Yeah. 1675 01:30:02,430 --> 01:30:04,421 Goodbye, Marissa. 1676 01:30:08,236 --> 01:30:10,431 Goodbye. 1677 01:31:14,068 --> 01:31:16,593 Uh... 1678 01:31:16,637 --> 01:31:18,696 hello. 1679 01:31:20,174 --> 01:31:22,608 Mrs. Brewer? 1680 01:31:22,643 --> 01:31:24,770 Hi, it's Jesse. 1681 01:31:24,812 --> 01:31:27,747 I'm Lenny's friend. 1682 01:31:40,361 --> 01:31:43,125 Mauricio: You like these? Mom, how'd you know my size? 1683 01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:44,893 Anna: It's real comfortable too. 1684 01:31:44,932 --> 01:31:46,365 I used to be small. Now it's extra large. 1685 01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:48,231 What is this? 1686 01:31:48,269 --> 01:31:50,999 Oh, looks big. Looks big. 1687 01:31:51,038 --> 01:31:54,064 - Oooh. - Oh. 1688 01:31:54,108 --> 01:31:56,838 Achristening gown. 1689 01:31:56,878 --> 01:31:59,142 Mauricio told me about your plans. 1690 01:31:59,180 --> 01:32:01,171 Yeah, um-- 1691 01:32:01,215 --> 01:32:03,376 we've never really talked about baptism. 1692 01:32:03,417 --> 01:32:04,884 No we didn't. No we didn't. 1693 01:32:04,919 --> 01:32:06,887 But we're not gonna bar mitzvah the kid. 1694 01:32:06,921 --> 01:32:09,048 Come on, who ever heard of a Puerto Rican Jew? 1695 01:32:09,090 --> 01:32:11,820 - Geraldo Rivera. - Juan Epstein. 1696 01:32:11,859 --> 01:32:13,759 That's a television character. Stay out of it, thank you. 1697 01:32:13,794 --> 01:32:16,695 Actually, in San Juan there are a lot of Puerto Rican Jews. 1698 01:32:16,731 --> 01:32:18,892 - Oh, Ma. - ( car horn playing tune ) 1699 01:32:18,933 --> 01:32:20,594 That's Johnny. 1700 01:32:20,635 --> 01:32:23,001 That necklace that Edy gave you is so beautiful. 1701 01:32:23,037 --> 01:32:25,562 - That's not all she's getting. - Roxanna: Dad! 1702 01:32:25,606 --> 01:32:29,167 I meant the tree. You said you wanted a view. 1703 01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:31,610 I'm gonna call those guys back after the holidays and take it down. 1704 01:32:31,646 --> 01:32:33,841 Huh-uh. It's old, 1705 01:32:33,881 --> 01:32:36,008 it's ugly, but it's my tree. 1706 01:32:36,050 --> 01:32:38,177 And I love it. 1707 01:32:38,219 --> 01:32:40,016 Who needs a view anyway? 1708 01:32:40,054 --> 01:32:41,783 Whatever you wish. 1709 01:32:41,822 --> 01:32:43,255 Uncle Edy, Uncle Edy. 1710 01:32:43,291 --> 01:32:47,591 Oh, look what fell off the truck. 1711 01:32:47,628 --> 01:32:51,792 We got a brand new and improved situation going on here for you. 1712 01:32:51,832 --> 01:32:54,460 There it is, brand new and improved. 1713 01:32:54,502 --> 01:32:56,732 - That's so sweet. - Yeah. 1714 01:32:56,771 --> 01:32:58,898 - Yeah! - Ma, what is this? 1715 01:32:58,940 --> 01:33:01,431 That's for your dad. Put it away. 1716 01:33:01,475 --> 01:33:03,568 - Smell 'em. - No! 1717 01:33:03,611 --> 01:33:05,602 Did you regift? You regifted. 1718 01:33:05,646 --> 01:33:07,978 Anna: Thank you so much, Johnny. 1719 01:33:08,015 --> 01:33:10,245 - ( Latin music playing ) - ( cheering ) 1720 01:33:14,922 --> 01:33:17,857 Come on. Come on, dance with me. 1721 01:33:45,152 --> 01:33:48,349 When it's cold you've got to jiggle the key a couple of times. 1722 01:33:48,389 --> 01:33:50,254 'Cause sometimes the lock sticks. 1723 01:33:50,291 --> 01:33:52,156 I got it, Pop. I got it. 1724 01:33:52,193 --> 01:33:54,161 - I know you do. - ( lock clicks ) 1725 01:33:54,195 --> 01:33:56,527 ( laughs ) 1726 01:35:20,981 --> 01:35:24,747 ( hip-hop music playing ) 1727 01:35:24,785 --> 01:35:26,912 # It's another one of them bangers # 1728 01:35:26,954 --> 01:35:29,684 # This one's dedicated to the family # 1729 01:35:29,724 --> 01:35:31,248 # We love you # 1730 01:35:31,292 --> 01:35:33,283 # Yeah, oh yeah # 1731 01:35:33,327 --> 01:35:35,625 # Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah # 1732 01:35:35,663 --> 01:35:38,063 # Yeah, oh yeah # 1733 01:35:38,099 --> 01:35:40,533 # Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah # 1734 01:35:40,568 --> 01:35:42,968 #Mifamilia# 1735 01:35:43,003 --> 01:35:45,767 # We stick together when times are calling # 1736 01:35:45,806 --> 01:35:47,899 # Es una pandilla # 1737 01:35:47,942 --> 01:35:50,706 # Where the only weapons are weapons for loving # 1738 01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:52,940 #Mifamilia# 1739 01:35:52,980 --> 01:35:55,642 # We come together when the game gets tough # 1740 01:35:55,683 --> 01:35:58,049 # Come on, come on, that's enough # 1741 01:35:58,085 --> 01:36:00,553 # There ain't no way you can mess with us # 1742 01:36:00,588 --> 01:36:02,818 # And God knows I ain't perfect # 1743 01:36:02,857 --> 01:36:05,382 # But when it comes down to my fam, I know it's worth it # 1744 01:36:05,426 --> 01:36:07,394 # They'll say he did it on purpose # 1745 01:36:07,428 --> 01:36:09,589 # Became something though you thought I was worthless # 1746 01:36:09,630 --> 01:36:11,791 # Jesus Christ, he's so nice # 1747 01:36:11,832 --> 01:36:14,164 # Blame it on the beans and rice, weeds and pipes # 1748 01:36:14,201 --> 01:36:16,761 # Should have been deported twice whether wrong or right # 1749 01:36:16,804 --> 01:36:19,671 # The illest realest Spanish rap you ever heard in your life # 1750 01:36:19,707 --> 01:36:22,608 # It's mi familia regaeton with a live band # 1751 01:36:22,643 --> 01:36:25,009 # Born in America, why we don't feel like it's our land # 1752 01:36:25,045 --> 01:36:27,138 # At times, man, I sit back and wonder # 1753 01:36:27,181 --> 01:36:29,581 # Is the belly of the beast gonna take us under? # 1754 01:36:29,617 --> 01:36:32,085 # Through the lightening and thunder living la vida loca # 1755 01:36:32,119 --> 01:36:34,519 # Oops, sorry, meant loco, I bet you still get the point though # 1756 01:36:34,555 --> 01:36:36,989 # We went cuckoo for cocoa, all we wanted was more dough # 1757 01:36:37,024 --> 01:36:39,584 # We la familia for life beyond today and tomorrow # 1758 01:36:39,627 --> 01:36:41,788 #Mifamilia# 1759 01:36:41,829 --> 01:36:44,593 # We stick together when times are calling # 1760 01:36:44,632 --> 01:36:46,623 # Es una pandilla # 1761 01:36:46,667 --> 01:36:49,500 # Where the only weapons are weapons for loving # 1762 01:36:49,537 --> 01:36:51,596 #Mifamilia# 1763 01:36:51,639 --> 01:36:54,437 # We come together when the game gets tough # 1764 01:36:54,475 --> 01:36:56,807 # Come on, come on, that's enough # 1765 01:36:56,844 --> 01:36:59,142 # There ain't no way you can mess with us # 1766 01:36:59,180 --> 01:37:01,648 # Mi familia llámame cuando me nesecita # 1767 01:37:01,682 --> 01:37:04,173 # No importa la hora o el día yo te hago cita # 1768 01:37:04,218 --> 01:37:06,550 # Mi mejor amiga, mi mejor amigo # 1769 01:37:06,587 --> 01:37:09,112 # Mi hermano, mi hermana, mi primo, prima, tía y tío # 1770 01:37:09,156 --> 01:37:11,454 # Mi padre, mi madre, de lo viejo consejo vivo # 1771 01:37:11,492 --> 01:37:14,052 # Cuetión de regaetón si no es familia no confío # 1772 01:37:14,094 --> 01:37:16,562 # Santo Domingo, a Puerto Rico # 1773 01:37:16,597 --> 01:37:18,963 # Sabe lo que hay cuando vengo con mi corillo # 1774 01:37:18,999 --> 01:37:21,467 # Lo mexicano y columbiano # 1775 01:37:21,502 --> 01:37:23,970 # Somos todos iguales pregúntale a los cubano # 1776 01:37:24,004 --> 01:37:26,336 # Ecuadorian oo venezolano# 1777 01:37:26,373 --> 01:37:28,807 # Guantemanteco halce la mano son mis panos # 1778 01:37:28,843 --> 01:37:31,368 # Lo panameño, salvedureño # 1779 01:37:31,412 --> 01:37:33,676 # Chile, Perú, y también los hondureños # 1780 01:37:33,714 --> 01:37:35,978 # Desde Nicaragua y Costa Rica # 1781 01:37:36,016 --> 01:37:38,507 # España y Argentina que Dios me la bendiga # 1782 01:37:38,552 --> 01:37:40,520 #Mifamilia# 1783 01:37:40,554 --> 01:37:43,352 # We stick together when times are calling # 1784 01:37:43,390 --> 01:37:45,517 # Es una pandilla # 1785 01:37:45,559 --> 01:37:48,255 # Where the only weapons are weapons for loving # 1786 01:37:48,295 --> 01:37:50,422 #Mi familia# 1787 01:37:50,464 --> 01:37:53,160 # We come together when the game gets tough # 1788 01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:55,600 # Come on, come on, that's enough # 1789 01:37:55,636 --> 01:37:58,070 # There ain't no way you can mess with us # 1790 01:37:58,105 --> 01:38:00,096 # Yeah, oh yeah # 1791 01:38:00,140 --> 01:38:02,574 # Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah # 1792 01:38:02,610 --> 01:38:04,908 # Yeah, oh yeah # 1793 01:38:04,945 --> 01:38:07,573 # Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah # 1794 01:38:07,615 --> 01:38:09,879 # Yeah, oh yeah # 1795 01:38:09,917 --> 01:38:12,408 # Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah # 1796 01:38:12,453 --> 01:38:14,853 # Yeah, oh yeah # 1797 01:38:14,889 --> 01:38:17,915 # Ain't no way you can mess with us. #