去和她们一起吧 妈妈 Get in there, mama.
你跟我妈妈说了? You gonna talk to my mom?
是的 Sure.
在她最后的日子 我会一直告诉她 "玩得开心" In her last, dying days, I may offer up a, "feel better,"
或者"好好看看风景" or, "great view of the river, huh?"
但是尽管这样 他对我说的一切 But until then, she has no interest
都不感兴趣 in anything I have to say.
关于昨天 About yesterday.
你不用感到尴尬 You shouldn't be embarrassed.
我是指 我猜你和你丈夫从没有真正的 I mean, I assuming that you and your husband didn't exactly
有过一次极致的性爱 have a tremendous sexual connection,
是因为他是个同性恋 seeing as he turned out to be gay.
我可没有和你讨论这个 I am not having this conversation with you.
Jane 你是一个举止合宜 又有魅力 Jane, you are a fit, attractive,
有强势的女性 你性欲旺盛 horribly offensive woman whose sexuality is alive and kicking.
你要直面它 You need to embrace it.
我的意思是 很多人们在五十岁以后 I mean, most people over 50 don't have
都没有性生活可言了 a sex life to speak of.
每周 做完祷告后 After(every) week, after the mentalist,
我们都准时花六分钟来爱爱 we make love for six minutes, on the button.
非常愉快 It's quite intense.
我们的房事曾经非常和谐 The sex used to be pleasant,
但自从我年老色衰 then my life change came.
他也力不从心了 Got dried up like goldfish food down there.
在我的国家 年长的妇女被看做是珍贵的性女神 In my country, older women are prized as sexual goddesses,
但是在U.S. but here in the U.S.,
只有苗条的年轻潮女才值钱 only skinny young supermodels are valued.
都是Tyra banks的错 I blame Tyra banks.
谢谢你的提示 Thanks for the tip,
但我并不是来和一个断袖 but I am not talking about my personal life
来谈论我的人生的 with a boy who is attracted to his own genitals.
好吧 但你得和谁谈谈 Fine. But you should talk to someone.
和一个 Maybe someone who...
了解你经历的人 Understands what you're going through.
你喜欢拉丁裔食物么? Don't you just love Latino food?
它们那么热情又性感 It's so passionate and sensual.
就像拉丁男人一样 Like Latino men.
是真的么? Is that for real?
什么是真的么? Is what for real?
你...你说"虽然我六十岁了 You... the whole "I'm 60
但我还是需要性的" and I'm still a sexual animal" bit,
因为这对我来说是废话 because it smells like bullcrap to me.
David的爸爸在卧室里非常霸道 David's father was a swashbuckler in the bedroom.
他的剑很大 而且知道往哪刺 Had a huge sword and knew exactly where to stab.
当我最后知道我要离开Marty时 When I finally knew I needed to leave Marty,
我很担心我以后都尝不到这样的欢愉 I was afraid I'd never be satisfied like that again.
结果是 我现在得到了 Turns out I have more multi-plateaued orgasms now
比我之前更多的满足 than I ever did.
而你呢? And how about you?
像你这样有紧致的翘臀 With a tight tushy like yours,
我猜你肯定能吸引到大帅哥 I imagine you have no trouble attracting the beef.
好吧 我在某一天遇到一个男人 Well, I did meet a man the other night.
然后事情都变了 And things got intimate.
但我要说的就是这些了 But that's all I'm going to say.
他真让我想念 He did really get me thinking, though.
我怎么能做到在政治和种族观念上 How can I be so dead-on about politics
如此精明而在我自己的人生上 and race relations and so damn stupid
却如此该死的愚蠢呢? about my own personal life?
浪费了那么多时间 So much time wasted;
那么多我再也无法挽回的时间 So much time I'll never get back.
美...味 De-licious.
找个别的 太好了 Truly, just divine.
这是沙鼠么? Was that gerbil?
我乐于取悦我的丈夫 I like to please my husband.
你知道我在想什么么? You know what I was thinking?
我在想 也许我们可以 I was thinking that maybe you and I
到房间去用我们的点心 could take our dessert into the bedroom.
亲爱的...会有面包屑的 Honey... the crumbs.
哦 但是这是布丁 Oh, but it's pudding.
哦 我的天 额... Oh, my gosh, uh...
我真笨 I am such a ninny.
我忘记关宠物商店的灯了 I left the lights on at the pet store.
我要是不去 鹦鹉们就不睡了 If I don't go, the parrots won't sleep,
明天就将是见鬼的一天 and will give me real heck tomorrow.
别熬夜等我 Don't wait up.
所以你老公找小三了 So your husband cheated on you.
我老公也是 Mine, too.
忽然间 我就五十二了 而社会告诉我 Suddenly, I was 52, and society was telling me
我不再是一个性生物了 I was no longer a sexual being.
管他的 Screw them.
我发觉我的性爱本质还在 I learned my erotic essence didn't die
只是因为我的婚姻 just because my marriage did.
那东西就在你两腿之间 That thing between your legs
只要你愿意 only turns into an elbow if you let it.
你能做到 You can do this.
哦 Oops.
睡不着 Couldn't sleep.
晚饭太辣了 All that spicy food
让我的胃翻江倒海 has my stomach doing the cha-cha-cha.
哦 我觉得我们都该温柔的揉揉肚子 Ooh, I guess we both have tender tummies.
这没别人了Frances There's no one else here, Frances.
你可以把跑着泡腾片的水倒掉了 You can leave the bubbly effervescence to the seltzer.
好吧 我们得谈谈 Fine. You and I need to talk.
我们正在谈 We are talking.
花从我嘴里蹦出来 Words coming out of my mouth,
而你眯着眼等着我 and your eyes are squinting with crippling judgment.
就跟我们一直以来的沟通一样 It's the same conversation we always have.
够了 Stop that.
我们欠David的 更重要的是孩子 We owe it to David, and more importantly, to this baby,
表现出我们的现在不同 to work out our differences,
所以不要再互相讽刺了 so let's just cut the sarcasm
诚实的面对我们感情 and have an honest conversation about our feelings.
好啊 事实呢? Great. Truth?
你极端 并且要吸光 You over-share and you suck the air
其所走过的每一间屋子的空气 out of every room you walk into.
新信息 Bryan News flash, Bryan:
你是一个自私的 没有安全感的 自以为是的小公主 You are a self-absorbed, insecure smug little princess.
好吧 和你开玩笑的 Well, joke's on you,
因为这是我要的最好的结果 'cause that's exactly what I was going for.
我早该知道你没有成熟到 I should've known you weren't mature enough
能真正地交流 to have a real communication.
哦! 哦 我不够成熟? Oh! Oh, I'm not mature?
无论什么时候 你在这里自行其是 Whenever you're here, you go out of your way
仿佛我根本不在房间里 to pretend that I'm not even in the room;
只有David是存在的 That David is the only one who exists.
听着 我知道你爱他 他是你的儿子 Look, I get that you love him; He's your son.
但我认为从你离开你丈夫时 But I think when you left your husband,
你就十分渴望一个男人的爱 you were so desperate for the love of a man
于是你抓住唯一一个 that you latched onto the only one
你知道他永远不会离开你的人 you knew would never leave you
而把你儿子当做你的小男朋友一样对待 and you turned your little boy into your little boyfriend.
我认为 如果要扮演一个业余心理学家 I guess, if we're playing amateur psychologist...
为什么我从来没有见过你的母亲 Bryan? how come I've never met your mother, Bryan?
我知道 自从你父亲去世 你就没有和她讲过话 I know you haven't talked to her since your dad died.
你不给她打电话 不去见她 You never call her, you don't visit.
他知道你要有孩子了么? Does she even know you're having a baby?
哇 Wow.
我认为你需要解决自己母亲的问题 I guess you need to work out your own mommy issues,
而不是和我抬杠 and stop taking your crap out on me.
你想要做什么? So what do you want to do?
你想吃晚餐 或者去看电影? Do you want to go to dinner, maybe see a movie?
我感觉太好了 我想听现场版爵士 I feel so good, I could listen to live jazz.