ladies and gentlemen Garfield and
friends
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after seven seasons we've pretty much
said everything you can say in this spot
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the Supreme High Commander asked that we
visit the third planet from the Sun
you mean earth did they ever get
intelligent life there meteor shower
activate meteor deflector invisible
force field medium deep vector invisible
force field
now there our leader request that we
bring back a specimen of a shredded and
processed unit of bovine tissue fescue
with aged lacteal substance yes
what earth people call a cheeseburger by
climbing up on the roof and putting up a
new antenna I'm sure I'll be able to see
the big football game tomorrow clearly
sure you have TV sets in every room in
the hospital I owed stir better get a
good seat for John falling off the roof
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the meteor shower is past I'll turn off
the invisible deflector do soon the
deflector has been knocked off for those
of our come on Odie let's follow the
bouncing Arbuckle I'm not hurt I fell
off the roof and I didn't get hurt not
possible you ought to have a broken some
or other nice I don't know how or why
but I seem to be indestructible
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yeah I'm the talent agent what do you do
I am the indestructible man if you don't
believe it just pick up that baseball
bat and hit me over the head with him
well okay but this is gonna be the
shortest act I've ever seen don't ever
ask anyone to hit you over the head with
a baseball bat did you do it yet
Manji you broke your bat I don't believe
this
well then maybe you'd better drop that
10th on safe on me don't ever ask anyone
to drop a 10-ton safe on you
did I feel a raindrop pal I'm gonna be
your agent and I'm gonna make you
Millions just sign right here and
especially don't ever sign a contract
with an agent who dresses like that
that's really dangerous really I get 1
million dollars who what do I have to do
practically nothing we just tie you to a
railroad track and let the 4:15 run you
over
look is that all gee I thought it was
gonna be something dangerous I'll see
you there
1 million dollars boy this being
indestructible is the best thing that
ever happened to me say I'll bet there
will be a lot of TV cameras there I'd
better change my clothes
well guys I'm off to earn a million
dollars by letting a train hit me by
Odie when was the last time John did
anything that turned out right I'll get
back to man
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look as if things weren't bad enough we
have men from another planet breaking
into our house
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what are you doing here
we lost the invisible force field meteor
deflector from our spaceship and we
needed to get home I located it so it
was that thing in his pocket that made
our friend indestructible certainly the
time is late we must be part remember we
have to stop and get an 18-footer
well that explains why John was
indestructible too bad he's not gonna
have an item when they put him on those
railroad tracks hurry Odie we don't get
there in time John we'll be flatter than
a truck stop burrito and we're coming to
you live from the railroad crossing
where we are but moments from this
incredible stunt Jon Arbuckle the
so-called indestructible man looks
confident as he signs autographs for
fans oh that pen of yours is sharp all
set to be tied to the track
yes sir mr. agent let's go yeah wait a
minute my finger
Hey hurry Odie it's almost 5:30 that's
the time before Christine comes through
hi guys mr. agent sir I don't think this
is such a good idea mr. agent I can't go
throw a pass it's too late they paid us
in advance and I've already cashed a
check it's no use funny there's no way
we'll ever get there in time to save
John
might as well get some meat poor John
there's no way in the world to save him
hi small planet is it not you've got to
save our friend he's tied to a railroad
track ten blocks from here you were so
nice to us so why not simple molecular
dissolve should suffice this is it I'm
history
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I'm in one piece you're not getting paid
not getting paid
tell us one called Garfield did you ever
wish to be indestructible I never wished
that no but after two more of these I
may wish my stomach was pass the ketchup
he means the tomato based condiment and
a sauerkraut mustard relish pickles
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John soda pop he thinks I'm going to
open this and spray soda pop in my face
well we'll just see who has the last
laugh
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you are ready ready that book Orson oh
how about this one Orson that's a hook
foot okay okay I get the hint I guess
I'll just have to tell you a true story
a two story yeah yeah yeah it's true uh
and it all started on a mountaintop just
a few miles from here
in the house there lived a family of
monsters Igor what did you do today to
make your dear brother proud of you are
scared
37 cows so much that they gave
milkshakes Horace what did you do today
to make your dear father proud of you
Oh scare the yard for chicken so badly
they devil they love it I simply love it
and then there was the third son Michael
Michael what do you do today to make
your father proud of you
hi I did all my homework and got
straight A's on my arithmetic uh-huh hey
didn't you scare anyone
ah I tried to scare a lizard and the
lizard scared me first
in short Michael was a massive
disappointment to his parents although
you're my son I cannot abide such a
failure living under these rule go for
go for the cover and my son and do not
return I tell you I'm scared someone in
seeing is how you are so homely my son
where your paper bag at all times yes
Father I will scare someone I'm going to
turn my life around but first I'm going
to turn my paper bag around
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he was sure he didn't show it but he was
scared scared and killed me help leave
me alone Oh grass cat rooster why were
they chasing Roy Roy had done some
typical Roy trick hey these guys would
have to be really dumb to fall for what
I have in mind
your work would not work to go wearing
this 107 points down our only chance is
a touchdown oh yeah yeah I am boy you
guys go way out for long packs what into
a 380 clavicle maneuver oh you might
hook right nut her glass and bump your
zipper what do I do
you right out to you see the hot dog
vendor get me free chili Franks with
everything all right man on three hey we
can't count that high
Chucky's forty clear ninety-one square
root of 9 3 hi
I hope he doesn't owe me or is it my
imagination or am I being menaced by a
small sack lunch it's no use
failure in the monster let me get this
straight you just want to scare someone
anyone more than anything in the whole
wide world
well come back to the farm with me I
know someone who gets scared by
butterfly sounds
I'm beginning to get the feeling he's
not gonna throw us the ball you you
don't suppose it's possible we've been
tricked
do you a living I try - boo - oh wait
you aren't perchance feeling uncommon ly
brave today and now I just fainted at
the sight of a dill pickle good because
there's a monster coming this way and
that means disgusting that terrorizing
compact - sized monster and here it
comes
now and here I go wait you have to see
on before you can scare you I need not
do no such thing I could be scared just
over his impending arrival you read my
contract I can wake up well so you can
see this monster and pass out exactly
you said I could scare I can't scare him
if he's unconscious
oh my kidding I can't even scare anyone
who's wide awake thanks for trying but
I'm just destined to be a failure in
life
wait Dracula or whatever your name is
stick around he'll be conscious in a few
minutes so but you won't
you guys didn't mind my little football
Joe digit yeah we like football in fact
we're just about to practice telling you
what a dummy like poor Roy was history
but then what trouble was there wasn't
much he could do kiddo but it's not him
and as he was standing there frustrated
he couldn't do more to help a sudden
gust of wind blew the paper bag off his
head and my brother's saw his face
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Michael had his bag back on before Wade
woke up but he didn't care about scaring
Wade now he couldn't wait to get home
and tell his folks how he'd scared three
big pigs they were very proud of him the
end well good night guys hey wait a
minute
you can't leave without telling us what
he looked like under the bag yeah he
must have been horrible huh with fangs
and hair actually when the bag was off
he looked exactly like this you would
like that I'm not scary yeah you look
like a farmer and he looks familiar
didn't you guys ever see this guy on TV
farmer Merv and in my veins farmer MERM
here for farmer Mirpur pork sausage
that's the guy you sell sausage on TV
all the time why would they be afraid of
ham
don't you know what they make sausage
out of
Oh
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three weeks ago baby for a man named
John took his head to the shore if I
could picnic much larger than most which
quickly vanished Unruh to the coast John
went swimmin when they got to the beach
twin suddenly he heard somebody scream
if I worked on in nearby appear yelled
Danny shocked had been sighted around
here from the water John quickly fled
and he decided to go fishing instead ha
ha well waiting is fine but I'd really
rather go fishing gee I wonder why he
set this tackle and his fishing gear up
and that's what it did dependence and
toothy problem the only thing that
channel catches a cold I have a hunger
that must be controlled that's when the
only dog happened to note the harbor's
pizza delivery boat all they dug up on
the canoe to all our pizza here's what
you should do send up a flag and
everyone to you out there other
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hahahaha five in our pizza man
you can order a pizza with ease just
raise up a black or a jumbo a cheese a
red and it brings a mushroom Sardi or
pepperoni just ran out the green goo
silver flags means that garlic's a must
just roll up a yellow or extra thick
crust I'm tied with a moustache who
works on decode prepares your aura right
out the stove you will receive it by
ship of apology in 30 minutes or there
is no charge
hearing this calls the cat to decide I
think that we are a go for a ride what
is my different what the dogs clean dip
on the board and they put off to see
only the one of the best could steal or
aware of a visitor near the way to say
they hadn't a clue to cut and they puppy
wood white it is do without a captain
river the crew out there on the ocean
blue
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they try to order it it's a bad leg but
almost at once they run into a snag God
builds it I just can't recall this great
get you olives or a spicy meatball
sausages or injure maybe chartreuse no
way Deepika Canadian bacon or was that
the stripes no the stripes were for
zebra and all of the time they were
motoring loose watching them sail from
up on the duck Jonathan Hager whipped
into shock
buzzer my pants he had alpha to say
they're in abode and they're floating
away ran up who yell to this ship and
that is when he embarked on a trip out
of the ground himself soaring through
there fortunately they were sailing past
there that's when he noticed with
mournful regrets that he was in the same
boat as his heads it looked as if they
were all clean
as they were headed for solid arun dick
at the diphthong and jonathan from two
out there on the ocean blue
Oh dick goes
Oh
topical said we are all in a mess up he
attempted a call of distress all he
could raise of the boats ready or he was
what they call a talk baby oh sure and
the goal of the crime someone was
stifling that half no it was the puppy
who noticed the sound we're doing this
to get what could be found
good luck see cuz the water was dark
until a beam of sunlight on the shower
he gave a howl it burning get back they
had a visitor using the deck which was
the following off from the cat
I never been quite as hungry as that as
they stood there and shocked and
appalled they had but moments remaining
of the road there was a shark and they
could not subdue healing the ship
without perfect achoo hitting the next
loss would be baby you you are there on
the wall
left man
oh right
just then a tiger jumps up Adam Bassett
what a hater the visitor asked don't be
insane
it had better be dry and he made off
buckle pay for the ha I sure love
swimming through shark-infested waters
to earn a 10 cent tip
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you
Java's - how can you eat when we're
doomed by now discharge have Apopka fool
20 more bytes and they've been in the
ocean that's when they can't had an
obvious notion maybe he'd like a more
edible dish and soda cat gave de pie to
the fish fish was so great in the me
ride safe and sound to the shore they
told the folks if you wanna save pain
feed the shark beats of three times
every day
Wow
the shock was just hungry I guess
everyone has to eat we'll arrange it so
whenever he wants pizza he'll get it
how do I get that deal how to under all
that happen that seemed simple enough
what is Sharky was me now when I'm
starving I know what to do order a pizza
or baby a few since I'm not hungry
it's safe in my view out there on the
shark I'd rather eat the boat
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you
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