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A WONDERFUL LOVE STORY You wouldn't stop staring. You were alone.
Completely beautiful and sensual.
Something dragged me to you like a wave.
And I walked to you and said: "Hello, how are you?"
My friend,
love is really something,
it comes back to whoever takes it,
hawk or dove.
Poor fool,
naive charlatan.
Okay. We're going to film my cousin Koldo,
who I'm sure is a little nervous...
Auntie!
- Koldo. - ...fantastic.
- I hope so. - Koldo.
- Congratulations. Welcome to the family. - Thank you for coming. Thanks.
Cousin!
- What's up, Cousin? - How are you?
- Great, what about you? - Hey, check me out.
You look great! So good!
And... no rice.
No, don't throw rice. The girl wants rose petals.
- How refined. - Come on, give me a hand!
Koldo! Koldito!
What are you doing lurking around here?
Hey, do you remember my cousin Adri�n?
Of course I do. But the last time I saw you, you were only knee high.
- If you film any hot chicks, you tell me, okay? - Consider it done.
Speaking of which... ls Natalie coming?
Aren't you going to give it a rest? Not even on my wedding day?
- But is she coming or not? - She's already inside.
Good! Good!
Hey, who... Who's Natalie?
- Mechu... - Natali�, Natali�... A les enfants de la patrie.
Wow, how cool!
Hey, what's this for?
That's for stabilizing the image and creating cinema-quality movements.
Otherwise, with all this stuff on your shoulder, the picture is unwatchable.
Do they shoot films with this, too?
Here, some of them. In America, all of them.
All of them? So cool.
Look, look, look, look. Cinema quality.
And what about your camera, kid?
This one's got high-definition HD with megapixels.
With megapixels? Hey, would you do me a favor?
Could you get some shots inside, since you're family?
Yeah, I'm going to film everything, I swear.
Film what the naked eye wouldn't see. Dziga Vertov, Cinema verit�...
Yeah, of course. I swear to God I'll film everything.
- What's your name, sunshine? - Adri�n. And you?
- Tuna. - Okay. Pleased to meet you.
(Speaking in Catalan) Tita, put your cardigan on, we're going.
Goodbye, Estela.
Goodbye, ma'am.
(Speaking in Catalan) - Did you get the keys? - Of course. Don't worry.
Where's Clara?
She's not upstairs. I don't know.
- What do you mean, she's not upstairs? - No.
- Go and look for your sister in the kitchen. - No, here.
And put that camera away!
Clara! Clara!
Clara, we're going.
Are you all right?
Tita,
switch off the camera. I've got to tell you...
Okay. Bye!
Here's Koldo with uncle Pepe Victor.
Let's see what he's got to say. He's always stirring it.
If you change your mind, I'll divorce your aunt and steal her from you.
What are you talking about!
Oh, yes! That's great, Uncle! Amunt Val�ncia!
- V�ctor! Pepe V�ctor! - I'm coming, Ampar�n, I'm coming!
Hey, Uncle, what happened to your hand?
Don't tell your aunt. A dog in the clinic...
- ...it looked like it was dead... - What happened?
- but he woke up and bam! he made a mess - Wow! He bit you?
- Yeah, but don't worry, I'm... - Are you okay?
Well can't you see?
- Come on! Pepe Victor, let's go! - I've got a little something for you.
- I'll come and find you later, okay? - Yeah, yeah...
Give it to me.
I like filming.
(Speaking in Catalan) Yes.
She's a bit nervous, of course.
But she looks wonderful, you should see her.
Okay.
- She's coming? - She's coming. Come on, inside!
Come on, Koldo. Chin up! No fear!
Come on, inside!
- Come on, get inside! - Come on, everybody!
- Where is he? Where's my father? - He's inside.
- With M�nica, �scar and the kids. - Oh, okay, okay.
- Come on! Get inside. - You go first, kid. Come on!
At the back.
- Do you want one, Adri? - No, no, no. Thanks.
Come on, Rafa!
Hey! My boys are here!
And the fool who's getting married? Where's he got to, dude?
He's inside. Where do you think?
- Come on. - Little fella!
Hey, Rafita.
Just look at you!
- Hey, Charly! - Give us a hug!
There... Jumanji!
And so, as you wish to enter into matrimony, join hands...
Clara, take this ring, as a sign of my love and my fidelity to you.
Koldo, take this ring, as a sign of my love and my fidelity to you.
You've been tangled up with me for years in my hands, in my hair...
in my head.
And I can't take it anymore.
I can't take it anymore.
I should be tired of your hands, of your hair,
of your strange ways.
But I want more.
I want more.
I can't live without you.
There's no way.
I can't be without you.
There's no way.
You're gorgeous!
Long live the happy couple!
Long live the bride!
Long live the happy couple!
Wow!
- Photo! - Photo!
Come on, with my girlfriends!
Grandpa, how are you?
How are you? Are you happy?
Your hearing aid!
- Can you hear me or not? Grandpa! - Can you hear or not?
(Speaking in Catalan) Uncle! He got emotional.
Uncle got emotional.
Can I have your attention, please?
The buses for the reception are behind the church.
Okay? So, there's enough room for everyone. But quick,
so that we don't all get there at the same time. Okay?
Ok, thanks.
Just look at them! You're going to look so pret... Oops...
Have you seen your brother?
Girl, have you seen your brother?
- The kid just got married and he's already sneaking off? - They brought a bus.
Unbelievable.
There's so many people!
Well, we're at the reception, in this marvelous place...
Waiter!
This must have cost them a fortune!
- Hi, beautiful. How are you? - Hi.
- No alcohol? - No, it's alcohol free.
- No alcohol? - No alcohol.
- What is it? - Pi�a colada.
- Pi�a colada? Well, I'll have one. - He knows it!
- I'll have one. - All right.
Wow, what a moment.
The mother's bit of a MILF, isn't she?
Grandpa.
- They said it was going to rain, eh? - Sure, when I went to school as a kid.
That doesn't have much to do with anything, but ok...
I lost...
I was telling your mother, how pretty she is, but you...
- Yeah, right. - She looks better every year.
- Bye. - Bye.
Tuna!
Cinema quality, dude!
That's it, that's it!
Damn, he's so good.
It has to be edited...
with a fresh touch, a bit of... renoir.
A touch of... cinema verit�.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Very darin, very online. - Online?
Uncle... Are you ok?
- Yes. - Yeah?
Look at the lovebirds.
- I'm really happy, very happy. - Me too.
No, what you are is really pretty.
- I'm going to tell you something. - Oh, right. I'm sorry.
I mean, so pretty...
You've looked pretty many times, but today?
Right...
Sorry.
This morning, at my parent's house...
Gorgeous!
Well, thanks to everyone for being here, and...
I don't know... Koldo and I...
Koldo and I love you all a lot, and...
it's great to see that you love us so much and that you're happy
that we've found the loves of our lives.
Bravo!
That's lovely. That's lovely. That's lovely...
That's it, that's it!
- For the happy couple. We love you. - And for love.
Pour l'amour. Pour l'amour.
Rafa! Pour l'amour.
- She left! - She stood you up! She stood you up!
She came, she came.
Se got confused...
- She escaped you... - Viva la France.
Natalie, Natalie...
Koldito.
Ok. Cinema verit�.
Let's continue our programme with some interviews...
Here we have Sponge Bob.
Excuse me, can I interview you?
Interview, yes. But could we go outside? I want to smoke a cigarette.
Ok, let's go outside.
There's a room next to the dining room,
where we put on games and shows for the kids.
So that they are entertained during the banquet.
And how long have you been doing this?
Well, weddings... for about 10 years,
and shows for children, 8.
And what exactly are you dressed up as?
As Sponge John.
Isn't it Bob? Sponge?
Uh, no. Well, you see, there was a copyright problem
and now the costume is called Sponge John.
And for the record, we are talking about a character that has nothing to do with
the one you're talking about. I don't want any trouble later on.
Yes, of course. Don't worry. I swear to God.
Well, so yeah, it's great, because the kids think it's really cool.
Shit, man... There goes the typical drunk!
That's my uncle!
- Shit. I'm sorry, kid. I didn't know. - Uncle. Are you ok?
Really, I didn't know he was your uncle, I'm sorry.
What are those doing there?
That's weird.
Oh, that's right. I once heard that it's better to fumigate at night.
Shit, the cops are here?
Oh, oh, Pepe, if they breathalyse you...
Adri�n!
I just filmed my uncle Pepe Victor throwing up, man. It's great!
Forget Pepe V�ctor, forget this crap and the fumigators
and come inside, we have to film the good stuff.
You shouldn't rush...
You shouldn't rush things.
"You shouldn't rush things" he says. Come on, Rafa!
Tuna!
I just filmed Rafa getting off with the French woman.
You're good at this, kid!
Oh, yeah!
Hey, Uncle!
Uncle, get down!
Uncle!
Get down from there!
Uncle!
That's Pepe, isn't it?
- Stop the music! - Fuck!
Stop the music, damn it!
Call an ambulance!
Call an ambulance, please!
What's going on?
Out! Everybody out!
Clara.
Come on, come on!
- Have you seen Clara? Have you seen Clara? - No, no, no.
The girl, the girl, the girl is there.
Come, let's go.
The door. The door.
This way! Koldo!
Get inside! The door, the door!
Lock it! Lock it! It's there!
God!
Clara. Have you seen Clara? Has anyone seen Clara?
No, no. I haven't seen her.
God!
- What the fuck is going on out where? - I don't know. I don't know.
- Are you recording? - Yes, yes. I got everything.
What are you doing?
People have a right to know what's going on.
I have to record it.
- What the fuck are you talking about? - Stop! Stop!
- Give me the camera! - Stop!
You're going to...
Fuck!
You know you're paying for the camera, right?
Try and call Clara, ok?
The stairs! Let's see if there's an exit. Come with me.
Let's go!
- Shit! - Get back! Get back!
The door, lock the door!
- Well? - There's no signal.
I have to find Clara. I have to find her.
That's impossible right now, cousin.
We can't just walk out of here, husband. You've seen what's going on.
My name's Tuna. From... Filmax films.
Koldo.
And this?
I'm... I'm Moncho.
What part of Clara's family are you from, Moncho?
He's not from my family.
SGAE inspector.
What's that?
I write down the songs played at the wedding.
For the royalties thing.
Hey, come here! This grille must lead somewhere.
Hurry!
Hurry up!
Shit!
You fucking asshole, Royalties!
Guys! I think there's something over here.
Come on, come on.
Move, move! Let me.
I'm not going to fit in there.
We can't leave here without Tuna.
Bullshit. Go on, get in there.
We have to go. We have to go.
Here. I've put it on night-vision so you can see inside there.
Don't even think about deleting anything, eh?
Tuna. I swear to God we'll come back for you.
I can't see anything.
Cousin.
Tita! Here, take the camera.
Calm down. Come on, calm down, Tita.
I don't know what's going on, ok? But everything is going to be ok.
We're going to find your brother, and we're going to get out of here, you hear me?
- Let's go. Follow me. - Koldo.
What?
Earlier, when I was outside, I saw a police car.
We have to find it!
Come on, follow me!
We'll find it.
There's a light! There's a light back there.
Follow me!
Help me! Please!
What are you doing there? Let's go. Come on, let's go! Royalties!
Unit 341, respond.
Let's go, damn it! Run!
...respond. We need to know your location. - Officer.
Koldo!
Royalties!
Royalties! Royalties! Help me, for fuck's sake!
Come on, Royalties!
Hello?
Please, help... Can anyone hear me?
How the fuck does this shit work?
Can anyone hear me, please?
Please, help!
Run. Run, they saw us!
Come on! Let's go!
Come on.
Careful.
The door.
I'm sorry.
Hurry! What the fuck are you waiting for? Inside!
- Hurry, grandma! Lock it! - Shut up, boy, they can't come in here.
Heretics! Motherfuckers!
Clara. Has anyone seen Clara?
Does anyone have a working cell phone?
None of them are working.
We have to get the kids out of here.
We are safe here, grandma.
Why don't they come in?
They can't set foot in the church, and holy water hurts them.
We don't know anything else.
And I'm not your grandma.
Is there a landline phone here?
Yes, but it's not working.
It looks like they're leaving.
Get the kids and go to the buses.
I'm going to look for Clara.
- Wait, Koldo. We don't know if she... - No, I don't want you to say it!
Shut up, ok?
- Sir... - Shut up! I don't want to hear it.
- Koldo... - Clara is alive. I'm sure of it.
And I know it because I can feel her.
What the hell is this?
Koldo.
Koldo, it's me.
I know that, wherever you are, you're listening.
I want to tell you that I'm ok.
Father Losara and I have hidden, and we're ok.
And I know that you are ok, too.
I know that you're alive, because I can feel you, Koldo.
My husband!
I love you.
And... well,
I've been trying all day to talk to you, but...
But we haven't had much time to be alone.
And...
Well, I'm going to tell you like this.
I'm pregnant.
We're going to be parents, Koldo.
Holy shit.
And it's not a shotgun wedding.
To anyone who's listening, especially from my family.
I want you to know, that's not the reason why we got married.
I found out this morning, at home.
...the father of my child, Koldo.
What's happening?
Why did it stop?
Where is she?
The only place with a megaphone is central control.
They must be there.
But right now it's impossible to get to them.
No, there must be a way.
There must be a way!
Help me, God, please.
Saint George.
Where is the central control room?
Father, do you see him?
Can you see him?
- It's too soon. - What?
Not yet. It can't be happening.
- What can't be happening? - The genesis.
And the angels who did not keep their dignity,
but abandoned their own abode...
the Lord kept them in darkness
in eternal prisons...
where they will suffer an endless punishment.
and where they won't be able to come back
until Judgement Day.
Koldo, where are you?
That's here.
That's here!
That's here, Father!
Let's go, Father!
This is the end.
Let's go, Father!
Father! Father!
It is the end.
I'm sorry, we have to get out of here.
Let's go.
What's that?
...and now I'm going to visit the engine room.
Rafa?
Clara.
What the fuck are you doing here?
You don't know what's happening, do you?
No.
You're not going to believe it...
Over there.
First floor, corridor on the left. Central cont...
- But do you know where he is? - No, but we're going to find him.
- They're legion. - What?
They follow orders, I've seen it.
They move as one. They do what a superior, evil being tells them.
Where did you get all that from, Father?
I didn't get anything. Look at how they behave, and you'll see.
The Bible tells us.
They are different...
(Speaking French) And then you wonder why everyone thinks French girls are sluts.
...of the same being that controls them so that...
Come on, let's go, let's go.
Holy shit.
It's her. Father Albelda was right.
Quickly, go!
Keep running, don't stop!
- Hurry, go! - Let's go, Clara!
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want...
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I shall fear no evil, for thou art with me.
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thy kindness and love will always be with me each day of my life,
and I will live forever in thy house,
I asked the Lord to free me three times,
but he answered: "My grace is sufficient,
because my power will triumph in weakness".
So, I will boast all the more gladly of my weaknesses,
so that the power of Christ may dwell in me.
I am content with insults, hardships, persecutions,
and calamities for the sake of Christ.
for whenever I am weak,
then I am strong.
Clara.
I can't see shit.
Which way do we go?
I don't know.
This way.
Shit!
Hello?
Who's there?
It's me, the children's entertainer. Sponge John.
You mean Bob?
Well, there was this thing with the copyright, and...
Put that down, please.
I took it from the guard. I don't even know if it's loaded.
Don't hold that lighter too close. This shit catches fire easily.
Help me to lift this barrier up It's weighs a ton,
and this sponge costume doesn't help.
Why don't you take it off?
Well, because I'm not wearing anything underneath.
Is there a light here?
Yes, there's a control panel on the wall there.
Clara. What's all this?
I don't know. I don't know.
But we're going to get out of here. Don't worry.
...2 and 3.
I almost decided not to come.
What?
I was thinking about not coming.
The truth is, I was surprised you invited me
We haven't seen each other in so long.
Well,
I invited you to be nice.
Because I thought you wouldn't come.
I looked on the Internet and I found this really cheap ticket.
I'm sorry.
Give me the shotgun!
I'm really sorry I invited you to my wedding.
Natalie! Natalie!
Clara! Clara!
Come on, guys! This way! This way!
Let's go, Clara.
What's wrong?
I think I saw something.
Let's check it out.
Let's go.
Clara, you stay here. Wer'e going to see if it's safe, ok?
Mom?
Mom.
Clara.
Leave her, we have to go.
Clara, leave her, we have to go!
It's my mother.
Clara, she's not your mother, ok?
Leave her, we need to go.
Let's go, Clara! They're coming! Let's go!
Come on! Run!
Clara, come on!
This is it.
Koldo.
Clara!
Come on, Clara!
Quick, get in!
Run.
Wait.
This way.
Clara, why the fuck are you stopping? What's wrong?
I'm not leaving without Koldo.
Fuck, stop that shit! We have to go!
Don't tell me what to do!
Listen to me, Clara...
If Koldo was alive,
he would have given us a sign to let us know.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Clara.
My friend,
love is really something,
it comes back to whoever takes it,
hawk or dove.
Poor fool,
naive charlatan.
It's him.
It's Koldo.
It's a sign.
He's in the lounge.
No, wait, we don't know if it's him.
You said that if he was alive, he'd give us a sign, didn't you?
Well there you have it.
I'm not leaving here without Koldo.
Move.
Hold my dress.
- What are you going to do? - Hold my dress!
Wow.
Now you can make your choice.
But I know damn well where I'm going.
My friend,
love is really something,
it comes back to whoever takes it,
hawk or dove.
Poor fool...
They got in.
naive charlatan.
Tuna?
No. No, no, no.
Fuck, they're here.
Clara, come on, run we have to go!
No fucking way.
Clara, let's go!
Today is my day.
Today is my day!
She's a professional
hurricane
that comes and goes looking for action.
Selling only love.
Annihilating,
stepping over good and evil,
is natural.
For her, it's natural.
Today is my day!
Fuck.
Fucking shit!
God.
Rafa.
Rafa?
It burns.
Clara.
Fuck, this is really weird.
This is very weird.
I'm sorry, Rafa.
Clara.
Clara!
Clara! I'm here. I'm here, my love.
I'm up here!
Koldo! Koldo, my love!
I'm here, my love. I'm here.
I knew it.
Come up. Come up, there's a ladder.
My love.
I'm coming, my love!
My love. My love.
Are you ok? Are you ok?
I love you.
- We will never be apart again, ok? - No, no.
Never.
And we're going to be parents.
We have to open this.
The screwdriver.
There's a screwdriver on the Swiss Army knife.
It has to be down there.
You have to find it, my love.
It's our only chance, look for it!
It has to be there, look for it!
It's there.
It has to be there.
I have it!
Come on, bring it here!
There you go. Give it to me.
- Here. Take it. - I got it.
They're coming, Koldo! Hurry, they're coming!
They're coming!
Hurry, Koldo! Open it!
Hurry, Koldo!
Koldo! Koldo!
Let her go!
Koldo!
Hurry, Koldo!
My love.
- Are you ok? Are you ok? - Yes. Yes, and you?
Yes.
What's this?
- What do we do now? - The tunnel.
The tunnel. The tunnel.
We got out through there earlier.
You would have been a wonderful mother.
I love you.
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the Earth.
And the Earth was without form and void...
and darkness was on the face of the deep.
And God divided the light from the darkness.
And God called the light Day,
and the darkness he called Night.
- They're stopping. - And so morning and evening made a day.
They're stopping. Why are they stopping?
I don't know.
- But let's go. - Yeah.
Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear.
And it was so.
And God called it Heaven.
- Let's go. - And evening and morning...
It's our family.
Koldo.
Not anymore.
Come on.
...in the midst of the waters.
And God said: "Let there be light."
And there was light.
And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heavens
to give light upon the earth.
And God made the 2 great lights.
The higher light, to reign during the day,
and the lower light, to reign during the night.
And he also made the stars...
No!
God!
My fucking grandpa and his fucking hearing aid!
The sword.
Get the sword.
Get it, Koldo.
Come on.
Do it.
Very good, my love.
You're going to be a great father.
What's all this?
There's people there.
Koldo.
Stay inside and wait for instructions.
Stay inside. I repeat, do not come out.
For your own safety.
I repeat, do not come out!
Put her on the ground. She is infected!
I repeat, put her on the ground!
Move away!
She is infected!
I repeat, move away and put her on the ground!
New timings, sync and improvements: tubowski (tubowski@gmail.com
She's a professional
hurricane
that comes and goes looking for action.
Selling only love.
Annihilating,
stepping over good and evil,
is natural.
For her, it's natural.
In her free time,
she dusts her nose.
Eloise.
Pain in your caresses.
And tall tales.
I will remain your faithful dog.