I was confronted by a strapping young lad
who turned out to be my childhood friend turned young, Kaku Genji.
We had a three-round ring battle. And I learned that his dream...
Was to obtain eternal youth.
Youth? What does it mean to be young?
His words left a deep mark in my mind.
Kou...
They'll pay, those damn Gozyugers!
They wasted someone who was so forthright and earnest!
And you're just gonna take this, Cards No-One?!
I'm sorry.
Kou...
I'm doing this.
I'm going to become Number One, and be chosen by her majesty!
Good morning.
Good morning to you.
What's wrong with Kin?
He's never this quiet.
Here.
Huh? I mean, thanks.
He reunited with his childhood friend, but they parted after a fight.
On top of not settling their contest.
Old timer's probably feeling as frustrated as it gets.
That sounds rough.
A letter of challenge?
"Gozyugers, I challenge you to a duel for the rings."
"Come to the designated location."
"I will be waiting, along with your friend, Ryu Ranger."
No way... Did he take Genji hostage?!
Go! Winner! Number One! Go! Winner! Number One!
Another day, another niche showdown...
Where the victor always heats the fight up!
There's no comparison, you're one of a kind! So now...
Break free! Break free!
Beasts here and there and 50 wishes are now...
Slumbering in the ring with the sword!
Time to blast past all the static as you...
Jump, oh yeah! Jump, oh yeah yeah!
The distant hopes of a precious universe, on a journey to the end of time.
Whether it's an illusion or reality or a fantasy...
It's all flicker-flicker-flickering in a vague haze!
Stand resolute and sound off...
The impulse to never give up and always stay strong!
(Let’s Clap!) Now's the time! (Let’s Clap!) Here we go! (Bash!)
As the bell rings for victory!
Da-Da-Dance now, as you reach for Number One!
With the light of the ring showing you the way!
Clap-Clap-Clap your hands to be Number One!
You noble outcasts on your way!
Da-Dance brilliantly now, Number One!
As you shine in the ring!
Now dance! Go! (Winner!) Go! (Winner!) Go!
Stand out as the Number One Sentai Gozyuger!
Getting Wild With A Rival!
What Is Youth?!
Genji!
We've been waiting, Joji.
You mean they didn't kidnap you?!
This is the perfect opportunity to take all of your rings.
I came willingly.
Let me introduce myself.
I am Cards Number One of No-One World.
I'm here today to crush you all in a game of cards,
and prove that I am Number One!
Playing cards with my pal here takes all or nothing to the extreme.
Winner takes all, the rest lose everything, including their lives.
And no one can leave until the game's settled.
We can't leave?
Sounds like a load of crap.
There's a high-voltage current running through that door.
If you don't want to be roasted,
then take your seat.
Hoeru!
Pull yourself together.
I'm going to play on your levels...
So the game will be Old Maid.
Now, pick up your hands.
Cards Number One Battle!
Ready...? Go!
We'll decide order with rock paper scissors.
We'll play counter clockwise from the winner.
Ready and...
First comes rock! Rock, Paper, Scissors!
And I'm the winner!
Here we go.
Thanks to my ring's power, I've got better sight than most.
The strength he puts into his fingers is different.
That one's the old maid!
Good.
Sorry, guys.
But I'm facing Genji...
So I can't lose this battle!
Well, now.
Looks like I've got my last pair.
That's Kumade for you!
The game bearly begun before he finished up!
Not yet.
You must complete a condition before you turn in your last pair.
Sorry, but nothing is impossible for me.
"Win condition..."
"Eat piping hot oden"?
If you can't meet that final condition,
then you lose, no questions.
You ready to chow down?
Looks like you fail, which means you lose.
They went after Kumade's only weakness!
That's cheating!
- Kuma-tan?
That's one down.
No...!
Now, let's continue our game of Old Maid from hell.
Got 'em!
"Victory condition: Execute a high level..."
"One liner."
Just... don't do anything crazy.
It's fine. I've got this.
My high-class gag:
The realtors decided not to build anything in the empty lot.
I guess they didn't want a-part-ment of it!
You’ll pay for this humiliation!
That's two.
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
As the game went on, no one was able to pull off their victory conditions...
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
Natto is the one thing I can't stand
It's no use! No matter what, my face is a work of art!!
There is obviously no way I can do that to Lord Tega Sword
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
Chug a container of natto juice
Make an ugly face
Look at a picture of Tega Sword and call him stupid 3 times
And Cards No-One collected them, one by one.
Natto is the one thing I can't stand
It's no use! No matter what, my face is a work of art!!
There is obviously no way I can do that to Lord Tega Sword
Natto is the one thing I can't stand
It's no use! No matter what, my face is a work of art!!
There is obviously no way I can do that to Lord Tega Sword
Natto is the one thing I can't stand
It's no use! No matter what, my face is a work of art!!
There is obviously no way I can do that to Lord Tega Sword
You've only been choosing things they have trouble with!
Don't tell me...
You've been letting them get their last pair, so they'd self destruct in the end?!
Just figured that out, huh?
I'm Number One at cards. If I wanted to...
I could easily ensure that the cards they picked...
Were the ones I wanted them to get.
That's cheating! Can't you fight fair?
I'll do whatever it takes to win!
For my fallen comrade.
Comrade?
Joji.
You must want eternal youth pretty badly, as well.
No. I...
All I want is a life full of excitement.
And you need youth to make that possible.
It's no different.
It is!
The fact that I'm young is a byproduct—
- Then you don't care about being young again?
That's...
Oh, no.
Of all the timing...
How careless! I've run out of eggs!
Now you can't even fight properly.
No, not yet.
I'm still fighting! Right, Gen—
Ji...?
I can't. I'm out of cod liver oil drops.
Looking like this... I can't!
There's nothing an old fool like me can do.
In this body, I'm helpless.
Now, let's continue our game of Old Maid.
Not good.
Now that I'm 87 again, my vision...
I... I've got a pair.
Your victory condition:
A five-and-a-half minute endurance run, dancing to pop music!
Can you pull it off, gramps?
Come on!
Lock on the fight! Never get shook, never get shook, never get shook!
Because I'm the right man, with the right clan, and a super plan!
If it's to save somebody, trust me, you will see!
I've gotta do that for five and a half minutes?
You can trust I'll be shooting out!
Yeah!
There's no way!
To the future, future...
His win condition...
I'll take it on.
Joji?
If I can't pull it off,
then we'll both lose.
That would save me additional trouble.
That's crazy, Grandkin!
This isn't enka, Kinjiro!
Five and a half minutes is a lot of time...
- This could kill you! - Bear!
Shut up and watch what he can do!
Kill it out there, Kinjiro.
Thank you, everyone.
It'll be okay.
Five and a half minutes.
Starts now.
Lock on the fight! Never get shook, never get shook, never get shook!
Besides, this kind of modern party music...
Because I'm the right man, with the right clan, and a super plan!
Seems like a lot of fun!
If it's to save somebody, trust me, you will see!
You can trust I'll be shooting out!
How, Joji?
Yeah!
How can you smile like that in that frail old body?
To the future, future, future! Oh yeah...
That's it. It's just like all those years ago..
We were a weak high school baseball team, and our senior year...
We ran up against a championship contender,
and were crushed, completely.
We might've lost...
But it was fun.
It doesn't bother you?
Our baseball days are over!
No, they're not.
Whether we play in high school, or just pickup games...
We can always play, whenever we want.
Which is why...
Let's play again sometime, Genji!
Back then...
Your smile was radiant.
And you...
Are still...
Qi Powered Engage!
SENTAI RING!
DAIRANGER!
Hang in there, Joji.
Change!
Tsk! The old creep ran off!
Genji wouldn't do that!
Do you have any eggs?! Joji... Wait, no...
Kinjiro is in trouble!
Kin needs help?
Carrying that weight, it's not too late, to make it through this life.
Five and a half minutes.
He pulled it off...
I didn't think you'd make it.
But in the end, Kaku Genji is disqualified for abandoning the game.
Meaning it's all down to you versus me.
Sorry about the delay!
Joji, catch!
Thank you!
E-Eggs...!
I'm all better!
Good.
I'll end this in an instant.
I just have to see...
Which card is the Joker!
There!
This is the one I want!
What?!
I win the game!
Not yet! You have to clear your win condition!
And that condition is..
Defeating Cards No-One.
Give it a rest already!
Cards No-One!
Bear...!
Are you all okay?!
Thanks to you.
Time to finish this!
Engage!
CLAP YOUR HANDS!
GOZYU WOLF! LEON! TYRANNO! EAGLE! UNICORN! POLAR!
Seize It!
Let's seize it! Number Ooooone!
Go! Go! Gozyuger!
I'm a trifecta of talented, amazing, and mysterious.
You stand before Cards No-One.
And I'll use my sublime technique to show you what I'm made of!
Old timers have their own old timey style!
Let's rock the house!
Gozyu Eagle!
Motivation can make miracles!
Number One Battle!
Ready...? Go!
Power is not justice, justice is power!
You've got a point!
- Get him! - Come on, Grandkin!
- Kinji! - Incoming!
Butt out!
Takehara Kinjiro. Let me lend you a hand.
Tega Sword? Then, if you don't mind...
Engage!
UNSTOPPABLE! APEX! UNIVERSE!
TEGA SWORD NUMBER ONE!
Tega Sword Gozyu Eagle...
Let me get some, too!
Time for a tag-match between old timers!
Here we go, Joji!
Yeah!
Even 2-on-1, defeating you will be like taking candy from a baby!
Except we're not babies! The opposite, in fact!
Reverse the hold, Cards No-One!
This calls for...
Card Finish!
Genji!
Karate Chop!
Size 16 Kick!
Okay!
Here we go!
Double Monkey Flip!
And here's how we end it!
SENTAI RING!
Let's make it hot! Voltasaur Brave Finish!
VOLTASAUR BRAVE FINISH!
Qi Powered Bomber!
VAMOLA! CHOMPOOM!
What the—?!
Victory condition met.
Looks like I'm Number One at cards!
Winner! Gozyu Eagle!
To me, King Candler!
Gozyugers...
It looks like we can't coexist after all!
You'll pay for what you've done!
Captain, use my body.
It'll be the card trick of a lifetime!
Invincible!
Card King Candler!
I see you...
And I won't let it go to waste!
The town!
Knock it off, Fire Candle!
AWAKING!
Tega Sword!
ARISING!
Ring-In!
Transcendent Mortal-Divine Union!
Dual Tega Sword!
DUAL TEGA SWORD!
ADVENT!
Today's the day I end you, Gozyu Wolf!
I don't think so!
Fire Pressure Points!
What is this?! He's stronger than ever before!
Roaring Card Cannon!
He's fearsome...
All done praying?!
Not good!
It takes friendship to beat friendship!
GOZYU EAGLE
We'll work together, too!
You guys...
I guess I have to.
But let's not make a habit of it!
Quintessence Union!
Dual Tega Sword Five Colors!
What the heck is that?!
Together, Gozyugers. We fight as one!
Let's do it, people!
- Right! - Okay!
Five Beasts...
Sword End!
DUAL TEGA SWORD! GRAND CROSS ASCENSION!
I am Number One!
- Lord Tega Sword, you are glorious! - We won!
You're sure about this, Genji?
Yeah.
You became the kind of old man I wished I was.
Which is why I won't be outdone...
And will try to find my own glory, in my golden years.
I see.
That's right.
Joji, I...
I intend...
To chase after you, until I die.
Hope you're ready for that.
Works for me!
Okay! Well, then...
Let's get some drinks.
Uh, I'm underage right now, actually.
Then get old again!
I refuse!
Next Episode
Next Number One Battle!
My robe's gone missing?!
Kumade's Robe Goes Missing?!
I just love lovey stuff!
A New Bridan Officer, Ribbon, Appears!
We'll have to show off our own fashion.
Friendship Cross! Kumade The Fashionista
Episode 37: Friendship Cross! Kumade The Fashionista.
Ready...? Go!