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In these subs, JieJie and GeGe are generally translated to "Miss" and "Mister."
A note on Chinese "honorifics:" 姐姐 (JieJie) and 哥哥 (GeGe) mean elder sister and elder brother, respectively. However, they can also be used, usually by children, to refer to someone of the appropriate gender that is older than them. In much the same way, 妹妹 (MeiMei), younger sister, and 弟弟 (DiDi), younger brother, are often used by adults to address children.
This kid has managed to inherit the Fox Spirits' most precious possession.
Could it be that the phenomenon I witnessed back then,
Was the power of the Fox Spirits?
Nope.
This person has good looks and a witty mind.
Because he inherited a quality set of genes.
It has absolutely nothing to do with the Fox Spirits' power.
I am the Taoist Bai Qiuen
Following the orders of that woman's parents...
Come to ask you Spirits... to please stop bothering her.
Fan Yunfei has lost his spirit magic...
Can no longer ascend to the throne,
And has been exiled.
He's now powerless and penniless...
Trying to take us while we're weak, huh?
We've got this powerful Taoist here helping us!
There's no way he'd help someone who's broke...
Isn't that right?
Son?...
D-Dad...
Let go of those sweets!
Ah! Your Majesty!
You really think I'm the kind of person who'd steal his own son's sweets!?
YES YOU ARE.
You dare attack your own father!
I'm heartbroken!
I need to eat these sweets to ease the pain in my heart!
Piss off! Those are mine!
Your Majesty! Your Majesty!
Your Majesty!
Miss, are you alright?
Gahh, Your Majesty!...
Heh?
You...
Why would you...
Awaken me?
Miss?
That damned Desert Fox is nothing more than a penniless bum!
There's no point in helping them!
Screw you, dad!
You see how powerful I am, huh? HUH?
If you still won't return those sweets to me,
I'll stick you with this seal!
Stick it!
Your father is heartbroken.
To think you'd actually use an Invincible Child Seducing* Condemning Trembling Thunder Seal of Immobility
*I have nooo idea.
Against your old man.
You really think I'd fall for your lies again?
I guess I should just tell you the truth.
I actually struggled a lot with the decision to take on this mission.
The prince of the Western Foxes has been cast off by his people
And is a very, very dangerous person.
What the hell does this have to do with my sweets?
Your father only wanted to leave you with more finances in this world
Before passing away...
I've been afflicted with an incurable disease, my son.
Stop being so gross!
You just don't want to hand over those sweets!
Talking all this nonsense.
It looks like you care more about these sweets than your old man.
Even though I'm dying, I still can't earn my son's trust.
My son...
You must live a happy life, my son.
Dad, don't be like this.
Even though you're usually a toxic person...
These sweets... You can...
You're way too soft, kiddo!
Fan Yunfei.
I remember everything!
You shameless, dishonorable fox.
You actually had the nerve to come after me?
His Majesty isn't like that!
Miss...
For your sake,
His Majesty suffered alone for hundreds of years!
For me?
You mean for his claim to the throne, right!?
Miss...
My poor, poor prince.
Suffering for a woman like you...
You bitch! There's no way I'm letting you get away with this!
You dare... disrespect me?
Riperino.
Miss Mishu!
What... what do I do? :c
Is... is she dead?
She's a Sand Spirit.
You just have to pile her back up.
Hey who the hell asked you?
We've found the Princess,
But we can't just, like, steal her away.
Okay! I got this!
Hey. Are you trying to prevent me from ever returning to normal?
You took care of the Desert Fox this easily.
Eheh. You're really strong, Miss!
Anyways, now it's time for me...
To carry out your parents' directive.
Man, if only it was always this easy.
What a weirdo...
I'd amass a fortune in no time!
You despicable peasant!
DESPICABLE!
You can't!
If you capture Mister Fan,
And Miss Mishu,
I won't take it easy on you!
Hmph!
That's that.
Let me go! Let me go! Let me goooooo!
Let go, damn it!
Let go!
Let me go!
Let me gooo!
The Spear of Ice and Snow...
The Ice General? Li Xueyang!?
We... we recognize the, uh, error in our slave trading ways.
Would you please, in your endless wisdom and mercy, let me go?
Are you alright?
So handsome...
What. She dropped her spear...
Ha!
I'll use your Spear to turn the Pearl's water to ice!
Now die!
Danger!
Who would've thought that the renowned Ice General
Would ever be at my mercy?
What's this?
What!?
Bitch ass fox!
Spit that out now!
Ice... Ice General!
I admit I have sinned! I beg of you, please spare my life.
Woooooo! Yaaay we're free! Ahahaha! Finally free!
They held quite a few people captive.
Just now... Thank you for your help.
You're... a Desert Fox Spirit, right?
Yes.
You swallowed the Imperial Water Pearl.
Are you fine?
I...
My son has successful rescued our kinsmen! A magnificent feat!
Everyone, let's come and celebrate my son's inheriting the throne!
Nooo. He can't inherit it!
The Prince needed the help of General Li!
So it doesn't count!
Unless they come together for forever. That's the only way he can inherit the throne!
Indeed! A marriage!
Was it for the throne, Yufei?
Let them go. But give Fan Yunfei a good ass whooping first.
Oh. But uh, Madame, what about my reward?
I'll tell my father to compensate you.
Ahhh, goodie, okay, okay.
His Majesty got beat up so bad...
Absolutely despicable. I'll never forgive that old geezer.
Wait. In all seriousness though. Are you guys actually broke?
Broke?
Well damn, guess that's why we haven't been paid in fifty years.
Yeeeaahh we're done here. Disband, disband.
Oy! You're His Majesty's courtiers. How can have so little faith in him?
Once the Prince completely regains his body, he'll surely be able to reclaim his place!
Right... He's back to human form but like... nothing's happening?
Yeeaaah. We're disbanding, guys. Disband, disband.
I'm leaving too.
I'm not exactly a charity, so I'm not helping some bankrupt prince.
Mister Taoist! Don't leave, Mister Taoist!
Didn't you agree that you'd help me?
The payment you gave me all got stolen.
So why would I still help you?
That's right, you owe me seven of those lollipops. Write me an IOU.
Pay me after you've gotten your allowance for next month.
Shameless... He's cheating a little girl...
What's this?
Dangerous
Painter: Master Wang
FIFTY
Lifelong Criminal Bai Yuechu
Oh. Mister Taoist.
You know what, I will take pity on you guys. So I'll help after all!
But uh, could you help me out with a little something too?
Wanted, wanted! The lifelong criminal, Bai Yuechu! Bounty: 50 Yuan!
Hey! Look, look.
This is the Yichidao League!
The lifelong criminal, Bai Yuechu, is wanted!
Son! Where are you? Daddy misses yoouuu!~
Damn, what kind of beef do you have with the Yichidao League?
Yeah uh, speaking of how much I hate them...
Wang... Master Wang? May I ask what you're doing here?
We're looking for someone.
This someone disappeared with your daughter yesterday off the set of a show.
I hope you can provide us with leads of some kind.
My daughter hasn't come home since leaving for the set.
Er.
Miss. Quick, tell us where Bai Yuechu is!
The Yichidao League is looking for Bai- Ghrm
Yue... Chu...
I've had enough of this shit for today.
Sweetie? What's going on?
Hey, sweetie? Talk to me, sweetie!
Sir! Are you alright?
Gah! A nosebleed!
We have to be smart about this.
I just need to become her lover. Then I'll have easy access to all her secrets.
Now, folks. Now I, the king of wooing bubbly girls, shall show you my strength! Subtitles End: mo.dbxdb.com