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这牛奶不好。 THIS MILK IS NO GOOD.
那又怎样?咖啡也不是。 SO WHAT? NEITHER IS THE COFFEE.
为什么人们要把乳制品排除在外？ WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO LEAVE THEIR DAIRY PRODUCTS OUT?
我不知道，克里斯托。 I DON'T KNOW, CRYSTAL.
这是一个病态的世界。 IT'S A SICK WORLD.
我就喝黑咖啡。 I'LL JUST DRINK IT BLACK.
嘿,女孩。 HEY, GIRLS.
请皮特。 PETE, PLEASE.
我们要吃饭。 WE'RE TRYING TO EAT.
杰姬应该心情好点。 JACKIE SHOULD BE IN A BETTER MOOD.
今天是星期五。你今晚要做什么？ IT'S FRIDAY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
我们本想找些愚蠢的秃头男。 WE WERE GOING TO TRY TO FIND SOME DIM-WITTED BALD GUYS.
你是在说我吗？ WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ME?
你打算做什么？ WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
出去走走 GOING TO GO OUT
为某些女人重新定义“男子气概”这个词。 AND REDEFINE THE WORD "MANHOOD" FOR SOME WOMAN.
嗯，你知道， WELL, YOU KNOW,
你已经为我重新定义了。 YOU'VE ALREADY REDEFINED IT FOR ME.
你的愿望。 YOU WISH.
我自己也需要一些男子气概。 I COULD USE SOME MANHOOD MYSELF.
西尔维娅。 SYLVIA.
我死了吗？ WHAT AM I, DEAD?
这些旧轮胎上还有些胎面。 THERE'S STILL SOME TREAD IN THESE OLD TIRES.
出去玩会很有趣的。 IT'D BE FUN TO GO OUT.
有趣,地狱。这是必需品。 FUN, HELL. IT'S A NECESSITY.
我们应该去跳舞。 WE SHOULD GO DANCING.
我们去看夜猴吧。 LET'S GO TO THE NIGHT MONKEY.
它漂亮吗？ IS IT NICE?
这是一个真正的班级聚会。 IT'S A REAL CLASS JOINT.
你可以在那里见到最好的监狱里的人。 YOU CAN MEET MEN THERE FROM THE FINEST PRISONS.
你有更好的主意吗？ YOU HAVE A BETTER IDEA?
我不总是这样吗？ DON'T I ALWAYS?
这有点疯狂。 IT'S KIND OF WILD.
你永远也不会想到这一点。 YOU'D NEVER THINK OF IT IN A MILLION YEARS.
打保龄球。 BOWLING.
不可能。 NO WAY.
那会很好玩的。 IT'D BE A BLAST.
为谁? FOR WHO?
给我。 FOR ME.
每次我们去打保龄球， WHENEVER WE GO BOWLING,
你瞎胡闹， YOU SCREW AROUND,
你把大家的游戏搞砸了。 YOU MESS UP EVERYBODY'S GAME.
她是对的。你根本不尊重这项运动。 SHE'S RIGHT. YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE SPORT.
我喜欢打保龄球。 I LOVE BOWLING.
这是完美的锻炼。 IT'S THE PERFECT WORKOUT.
6秒钟的运动， SIX SECONDS OF EXERCISE,
半小时喝啤酒。 DRINK BEER A HALF AN HOUR.
你只会在赛场上拉屎。 ALL YOU EVER DO IS POOP ALL OVER THE SPORT.
我需要一个借口 I NEED AN EXCUSE
把丹赶出家门。 TO GET DAN OUT OF THE HOUSE.
否则他会让我看一流的摔跤比赛。 OTHERWISE HE'LL MAKE ME WATCH BIG-TIME WRESTLING.
我忘了它开着。 I FORGOT THAT WAS ON.
捣蛋鬼桑尼对阵捣蛋鬼麦克。 SONNY BOY CRUSHER AGAINST MIKE THE MANGLER.
我不会错过的。 I WON'T MISS THAT.
布克，你呢，想去打保龄球吗？ WHAT ABOUT YOU, BOOKER, WANT TO GO BOWLING?
你在开玩笑吧？ ARE YOU KIDDING?
不。为真实的。 NO. FOR REAL.
还有谁要去？ WHO ELSE IS GOING?
我是。 I AM.
杰姬一整天都求我跟她一起去。 JACKIE'S BEEN BEGGING ME ALL DAY TO GO WITH HER.
你要求我吗？ YOU GOING TO BEG ME?
今天是星期五。我以为你有安排。 IT'S FRIDAY. I THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE PLANS.
事实上，我要和你去打保龄球。 ACTUALLY, I'M GOING BOWLING WITH YOU.
克里斯托，我们都去。 CRYSTAL, WE'RE ALL GOING.
你打算怎么做， WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
坐在家里，检查一下保质期 SIT HOME AND CHECK THE EXPIRATION DATES
在你所有的乳制品上？ ON ALL YOUR DAIRY PRODUCTS?
好吧，我去。 ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO.
但是，罗珊妮，你得保证规矩点。 BUT, ROSEANNE, YOU GOT TO PROMISE TO BEHAVE YOURSELF.
我保证周五晚上会表现得很好。 I PROMISE TO BE ON MY BEST FRIDAY NIGHT BEHAVIOR.
投球手的荣誉。 BOWLER'S HONOR.
大家加油。快点！ COME ON, EVERYBODY. SHAKE A LEG!
明白了吗? GET IT?
是的。 YEAH.
我们会及时回家看蛇人的 WE'LL GET HOME IN TIME TO SEE SNAKEMAN
带上人夹。 TAKE ON THE HUMAN CLAMP.
这让我想起了我们的蜜月。 THAT REMINDS ME OF OUR HONEYMOON.
瑞士。 SSS.
爸爸，我们需要钱。 DAD, WE NEED MONEY.
把钱给我们。 GIVE US OUR MONEY.
你的钱？ YOUR MONEY?
我不在乎谁的钱。 I DON'T CARE WHOSE MONEY.
让我们来听听这个神奇的词。 LET'S HEAR THE MAGIC WORD.
现在? NOW?
哦。 OOH.
不， 魔法字。 NO, THE MAGIC WORD.
拜托!拜托! PLEASE! PLEASE!
多么漂亮、听话的孩子啊。 WHAT BEAUTIFUL, OBEDIENT CHILDREN.
付钱给他们。 PAY THEM OFF.
多少钱? HOW MUCH?
5美元一支。 5 BUCKS A HIT.
瑞士! SSS!
给你。 HERE YOU GO.
每人5块。 5 SMACKAROONIES APIECE.
就这样，别哭着要更多了。 THAT'S IT, AND DON'T COME CRYING FOR MORE.
小丹尼尔，别指望了。 D.J., DON'T DRAW ON IT.
我坐前排。 I GET THE FRONT SEAT.
不，你不需要。 NO, YOU DON'T.
给那些小乞丐每人5美元。 5 BUCKS APIECE FOR THEM LITTLE BEGGARS.
那是一大笔钱。 THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
只要五块钱，他们整晚都不会打扰我们。 FOR 5 BUCKS, THEY'RE OUT OF OUR HAIR ALL NIGHT.
我们给他们每人100。 LET'S GIVE THEM EACH 100.
也许他们会搬去克利夫兰。 MAYBE THEY'LL MOVE TO CLEVELAND.
贝基，快点！ BECKY, COME ON!
在我的手凉下来之前。 YEAH, BEFORE MY HAND COOLS DOWN.
你的什么? YOUR WHAT?
感受一下，宝贝。 FEEL THIS, BABY.
有一个200分的游戏 THERE'S A 200-POINT GAME
在手指间搏动。 PULSATING THROUGH THESE FINGERS.
我们别把时间浪费在打保龄球上了。 LET'S NOT WASTE IT ON BOWLING.
小丹坐到了前座。还没轮到他。 D.J. TOOK THE FRONT SEAT. IT'S NOT HIS TURN.
跟你们俩一起在后备箱里。 IN THE TRUNK WITH BOTH OF YOU.
贝基怎么花了这么长时间？ WHAT'S TAKING BECKY SO LONG?
青春期。 PUBERTY.
她在为她男朋友打扮。 SHE'S DRESSING UP FOR HER BOYFRIEND.
什么男朋友? WHAT BOYFRIEND?
芯片。 CHIP.
芯片是谁? CHIP WHO?
你知道，5美元真的不够。 YOU KNOW, $5.00 REALLY DOESN'T GO THAT FAR.
断了两条腿的女孩也不会。 NEITHER DOES A GIRL WITH TWO BROKEN LEGS.
小南瓜，我可不想看到你一瘸一拐的 PUMPKIN, I'D HATE TO SEE YOU HOBBLING AROUND
在你的余生中。 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
这个薯片男的是谁？给予。 WHO'S THIS CHIP GUY? GIVE.
他在保龄球馆工作。 HE WORKS AT THE BOWLING ALLEY.
那个扫荡停车场的纹身男？ THAT TATTOOED GUY THAT SWEEPS UP THE PARKING LOT?
他和贝基一起上学 HE GOES TO SCHOOL WITH BECKY
周末在那里工作。 AND WORKS THERE ON WEEKENDS.
她迷上了他。 SHE'S GOT THE MAJOR HOTS FOR HIM.
哦，她知道，是吗？ OH, SHE DOES, DOES SHE?
哇，哇，看看你。 WHOA, WHOA, LOOK AT YOU.
我们今晚要在休息室工作吗？ ARE WE GOING TO BE WORKING THE LOUNGE TONIGHT?
你这身打扮是为了什么？ WHAT ARE YOU ALL DRESSED UP FOR?
有什么特别的原因吗？ ANY PARTICULAR REASON?
不。 NO.
那芯片呢？ WHAT ABOUT CHIP?
芯片，芯片，芯片。 CHIP, CHIP, CHIP.
闭嘴。 SHUT UP.
我要杀了你 I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
烧掉你所有的东西。 AND BURN EVERYTHING YOU OWN.
到这里来。到这里来。 COME HERE. COME HERE.
跟我们说说今晚要见的这匹马。 TELL US ABOUT THIS STUD WE'LL BE MEETING TONIGHT.
妈妈，你不会去见他的。 MOTHER, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MEET HIM.
我们会去保龄球馆， WE'RE GOING TO BE AT THE BOWLING ALLEY,
奇普会去保龄球馆。 AND CHIP'S GOING TO BE AT THE BOWLING ALLEY.
我们一定会偶遇的。 WE'RE BOUND TO RUN INTO ONE ANOTHER.
请不要让我难堪。 PLEASE DON'T EMBARRASS ME.
请。 PLEASE.
亲爱的，我们不会让你难堪的。 OH, HONEY, THERE'S NO WAY WE'D EMBARRASS YOU.
如果你真的爱我 IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME,
你们要假装不是我的父母。 YOU'LL PRETEND YOU'RE NOT MY PARENTS.
好吧。滚出我们家，小女孩。 ALL RIGHT. GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE, LITTLE GIRL.
谢谢你！ THANK YOU.
所以… SO...
小贝琪有了她的第一个男朋友，是吧？ LITTLE BECKY'S GOT HER FIRST BOYFRIEND, HUH?
我想知道他是什么样的人。 I WONDER WHAT HE'S LIKE.
女孩总是喜欢男孩 GIRLS ALWAYS GO FOR GUYS
使他们想起自己的父亲。 WHO REMIND THEM OF THEIR FATHERS.
如果他们听妈妈的话就不会。 NOT IF THEY LISTEN TO THEIR MOTHERS.
过来，宝贝。 COME HERE, BABY.
给蛇人一个小吻。 GIVE SNAKEMAN A LITTLE KISS.
这是条好车道，你不觉得吗？ THIS IS A GOOD LANE, DON'T YOU THINK?
比这台好多了， IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN THIS ONE RIGHT HERE,
其实是一样的。 WHICH IS EXACTLY THE SAME.
完美的晶体。 PERFECT, CRYSTAL.
我要去玩电子游戏。 I'M GOING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
好的。 OK.
达琳，看着点你弟弟。 DARLENE, KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BROTHER.
是的,好的。 YEAH, OK.
好吧，贝基。罗密欧在哪里？ ALL RIGHT, BECKY. WHERE IS THIS ROMEO?
你答应过的。你们不是我的父母。 NOW, YOU PROMISED. YOU'RE NOT MY PARENTS.
你不了解我。你从没见过我。 YOU DON'T KNOW ME. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME.
没错，罗西。我们发过誓。 THAT'S RIGHT, ROSIE. WE SWORE A OATH.
把钱给我，我就走。 JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY, AND I'LL GO.
我们不给陌生人钱。 WE DON'T GIVE MONEY TO STRANGERS.
妈妈! MOTHER!
哦，好吧。 OH, ALL RIGHT.
现在,在这里。不要带着这个私奔。 NOW, HERE. DON'T ELOPE WITH THIS.
你穿多大号的鞋？ WHAT SIZE SHOE DO YOU WEAR?
11. 11.
非常普通的尺寸。 A VERY COMMON SIZE.
我打赌每天有五个男人穿这个。 I BET FIVE MEN WEAR THOSE EVERY DAY.
五个会出汗的男人 FIVE MEN WHO SWEAT
谁知道有什么样的卫生习惯。 AND HAVE WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF HYGIENE HABITS.
你能不能别再跟我老爸调情了？ WOULD YOU STOP FLIRTING WITH MY OLD MAN?
她是对的。这些都很脏。 SHE'S RIGHT. THESE ARE GRUNGY.
看看吧。 CHECK THEM OUT.
里面有某种真菌。 THERE'S SOME KIND OF FUNGUS IN THERE.
离开。 GET AWAY.
你看不到真菌。 YOU CAN'T SEE FUNGUS.
那是好运模子。 THAT'S THAT GOOD LUCK MOLD.
这看起来像是派对车道。 THIS LOOKS LIKE THE PARTY LANE.
我在这里。你可以开始找乐子了。 I'M HERE. YOU CAN START HAVING FUN.
他们没告诉我今晚是毒品之夜。 THEY DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS SCAG NIGHT.
你有自己的鞋子吗？ YOU GOT YOUR OWN SHOES?
我不用那些租来的东西。 I DON'T USE THOSE RENTED THINGS.
它们充满了细菌。 THEY'RE LOADED WITH GERMS.
你应该把鞋子放在长凳下面。 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT YOUR SHOES UNDER THE BENCH.
谁说的? SAYS WHO?
这只是打好保龄球的一部分。 IT'S JUST PART OF GOOD BOWLING.
所有的联盟投球手 ALL THE LEAGUE BOWLERS
把他们的鞋子放在长凳下面。 PLACE THEIR SHOES UNDER THE BENCH.
你永远不可能成为联赛的一员。 YOU COULD NEVER BE IN A LEAGUE.
我们去挑几个球吧。 LET'S GO PICK OUT A COUPLE OF BALLS.
给我挑一个。 PICK ME ONE OUT.
你得自己挑球。 YOU GOT TO PICK OUT YOUR OWN BALL.
这是工作。 THIS IS WORK.
你擅长这个吗？ YOU ANY GOOD AT THIS?
是的。 YEAH.
我有段时间没玩了。 I HAVEN'T PLAYED IN A WHILE.
我曾经是一个高分学生。 I USED TO BE A HIGH SCORER.
我们在谈保龄球，布克。 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BOWLING, BOOKER.
,太。 THAT, TOO.
你愿意打个友好的赌吗？ SO YOU CARE TO MAKE A FRIENDLY WAGER?
是的。 YEAH.
好吧。 ALL RIGHT.
如果我赢了， IF I WIN,
你得在我家过夜。 YOU HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT AT MY PLACE.
这很友好。 THAT'S PRETTY FRIENDLY.
赌注是否太高？ ARE THE STAKES TOO HIGH?
这听起来像是一边倒的赌注。 IT SOUNDS LIKE A ONE-SIDED BET.
不，因为如果你输了，我们都赢了。 NO, BECAUSE IF YOU LOSE, WE BOTH WIN.
我的平均分是160分。 I'VE GOT A 160 AVERAGE.
你不可能打败我的。 THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT ME.
如果你赢了呢？ WHAT IF YOU WIN?
那你就在我家过夜。 THEN YOU SPEND THE NIGHT AT MY PLACE.
听起来不错。 SOUNDS GOOD.
擦洗我的浴室。 SCRUBBING MY BATHROOM.
只要你心情好就行。 WHATEVER GETS YOU IN THE MOOD.
这是打赌吗？ IS THAT A BET?
是的。 YEAH.
我喜欢你的衬衫。 I LOVE YOUR SHIRTS.
你不是刚出了一张畅销唱片吗 DIDN'T YOU HAVE A HIT RECORD OUT
我出生的那一年？ THE YEAR I WAS BORN?
来吧，伙计们。热身。 COME ON, YOU GUYS. WARMUP FRAME.
拜托，丹尼。 COME ON, DANNY.
丹，丹，他就是我们要找的人。 DAN, DAN, HE'S OUR MAN.
如果他做不到，没人能做到。 IF HE CAN'T DO IT, NO ONE CAN.
好吧，好吧，好吧 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
安静,每一个人。 QUIET, EVERYBODY.
你没看见有人想在这里打保龄球吗？ CAN'T YOU SEE SOMEBODY TRYING TO BOWL HERE?
哇! WHOA!
哦,贬责。 OH, DURN.
我一直钩着它。 I KEEP HOOKING IT.
那是因为你的鞋不在长凳下面。 THAT'S 'CAUSE YOUR SHOES AIN'T UNDER THE BENCH.
没事的，克里斯托。 IT'S ALL RIGHT, CRYSTAL.
这只是第四帧。 IT'S ONLY THE FOURTH FRAME.
你只是在热身。 YOU'RE JUST WARMING UP.
丹，该你了。 DAN, YOU'RE UP.
丹尼，给我们看看那个特殊的沟球。 DANNY, SHOW US THAT SPECIAL GUTTER BALL.
正在创造历史。 HISTORY IN THE MAKING.
丹·康纳……正在去参加200场比赛的路上。 DAN CONNER... IS ON HIS WAY TO A 200 GAME.
最近查比分了吗？ CHECK THE SCORE LATELY?
我知道情况。 I KNOW THE SCORE.
我赢了多少，10瓶还是20瓶？ WHAT AM I UP, 10, 20 PINS?
它的早期。 IT'S EARLY.
我的保龄球打得比以往任何时候都好。 I'M BOWLING BETTER THAN I EVER HAVE IN MY LIFE.
是的! YES!
耶! YAY!
丹尼!丹尼! DANNY! DANNY!
你太棒了。 YOU ARE SIZZLING.
布克，该你了。 BOOK, YOU'RE UP.
你和布克怎么了？ HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND BOOKER?
什么都没有。 NOTHING.
所以他才会流口水。 OH, THAT'S WHY HE'S DROOLING ALL OVER HIMSELF.
我们打了个赌。 WE MADE A BET.
什么样的赌注？ WHAT KIND OF BET?
友好的打赌。 A FRIENDLY BET.
友好吗? HOW FRIENDLY?
非常友好。 EXTREMELY FRIENDLY.
爸爸妈妈来的时候我在哪里 WHERE WAS I WHEN MOM AND DAD
把你的头摔了下来？ DROPPED YOU ON YOUR HEAD?
到目前为止他还算幸运 HE'S BEEN LUCKY SO FAR,
但他的游戏快要崩溃了。 BUT HIS GAME'S ABOUT TO FALL APART.
哦，太糟糕了！ OOH, SO BAD!
是的，他快崩溃了。 YEAH, HE'S CRUMBLING.
他只是击倒了… HE ONLY KNOCKED DOWN, UH...
他只击倒了10个木瓶？ HE ONLY KNOCKED DOWN 10 PINS ON THAT ONE?
罗西尼。。 ROSEANNE.
轮到你。 YOUR TURN.
我20分钟前刚打过保龄球。 I JUST BOWLED 20 MINUTES AGO.
上去吧。 GET UP THERE.
蜂蜜…… HONEY...
如果你能击倒一个球瓶， IF YOU MANAGE TO KNOCK DOWN ONE PIN,
我愿做你一生的爱情奴隶。 I'LL BE YOUR LOVE SLAVE FOR LIFE.
是啊，但我赢了什么？ YEAH, BUT WHAT DO I WIN?
亲爱的，那太棒了。 HONEY, THAT WAS SENSATIONAL.
你把它停在了我们的车道上。 YOU KEPT IT IN OUR LANE.
你在这里做什么？ WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
我在找薯条。 I'M LOOKING FOR CHIP.
我得去趟洗手间。 I GOT TO GO TO THE LADIES ROOM.
好吧，达琳，他在哪儿？ OK, DARLENE, WHERE IS HE?
我保证过不会说出去的。 I PROMISED I WOULDN'T TELL.
你最好告诉我，达琳， WELL, YOU'D BETTER TELL ME, DARLENE,
不然我就要开始跳舞了。 OR I'M GOING TO HAVE TO START DANCING.
妈妈,没有。 MOM, NO.
就在你所有朋友面前。 RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
听听那音乐。 HEAR THAT MUSIC.
妈妈,请! MOM, PLEASE!
哦，我控制不了自己。 OHH, I CAN'T STOP MYSELF.
我必须跳舞！ I MUST DANCE!
好，好，你赢了。 OK, OK, YOU WIN.
奇普是柜台后面的那个人。 CHIP'S THE GUY BEHIND THE COUNTER.
金色的吗? THE BLOND?
是的。 YES.
他很可爱。 HE'S CUTE.
别告诉贝基是我告诉你的。 DON'T TELL BECKY I TOLD YOU.
我没那么笨。 I'M SMARTER THAN THAT.
我把它举到你头上 I'LL HOLD IT OVER YOUR HEAD
在你的余生中。 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
你要去打保龄球吗，丹？ YOU GOING TO BOWL, DAN?
200场比赛，我来了。 200-GAME, HERE I COME.
你和布克的赌局怎么样了？ SO HOW'S THIS BET BETWEEN YOU AND BOOKER GOING?
布克把我揍得屁滚尿流。 BOOKER IS BEATING THE PANTS OFF OF ME.
字面上。 LITERALLY.
快点，快点。 HURRY UP, HURRY UP.
哦，太近了。 OOH, S-S-S-SO CLOSE.
继续，丹尼。简单的备用。 GO ON, DANNY. EASY SPARE.
你说对了。 YOU GOT IT.
布克真是顺风顺水啊。 OH, BOOKER'S REALLY ON A ROLL.
我们要做的就是 ALL WE GOT TO DO
他的注意力被打断了。这是所有。 IS BREAK HIS CONCENTRATION. THAT'S ALL.
扰乱他的注意力。 BREAK HIS CONCENTRATION, RIGHT.
你能搞定的。 YOU CAN HANDLE THAT.
再一次，我会救你 ONCE AGAIN, I'LL SAVE YOU
从你可怜的自己。 FROM YOUR PITIFUL SELF.
哦,是的! OOH, YES!
AROOGA ! AROOGA!
冰人丹·康纳（Dan conner）已经掌握了这一困难的备用方案。 ICEMAN DAN CONNER HAS PICKED UP THAT DIFFICULT SPARE.
让我们再看一遍慢镜头。 LET'S SEE IT AGAIN IN SLOW MOTION.
AROOGA ! AROOGA!
我可以做你的粉丝吗？ CAN I BE YOUR GROUPIE?
取一个数字。 TAKE A NUMBER.
杰基，小心点 JACKIE, WATCH CAREFULLY
当我把游戏放到够不着的地方。 AS I PUT THE GAME OUT OF REACH.
布克，你的感染好了吗？ BOOKER, DID YOU GET THAT INFECTION CLEARED UP?
我得跟他谈谈。 I'VE GOT TO TALK TO HIM.
然后走了。 THEN GO.
达琳，你不明白。 DARLENE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
你不能就这么跟一个男人说话。 YOU DON'T JUST START TALKING TO A GUY.
不，你躲在电子游戏后面，流口水。 NO, YOU HIDE BEHIND A VIDEO GAME, DROOLING.
我得想清楚该说什么。 I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY.
那就去买些爆米花。 THEN GO BUY SOME POPCORN.
好了，就这样了。 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT.
我走了。 HERE I GO.
嗨。 HI.
你好吗？ HOW ARE YOU DOING?
哦,很好。 OH, FINE.
你好吗？ HOW ARE YOU DOING?
很好。 FINE.
那么，你今晚要工作？ SO, YOU'RE WORKING TONIGHT?
是啊，我应该去的 YEAH, I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO
去钢毒蛇乐队的演唱会 TO THE STEEL VIPERS CONCERT
直到我妈说她得和我一起去。 UNTIL MY MOM SAID SHE HAD TO GO WITH ME.
父母太不酷了。 PARENTS ARE SO UNCOOL.
他们不会让你一个人去任何地方。 THEY WON'T LET YOU GO ANYWHERE ALONE.
你父母今晚在吗？ YOUR PARENTS HERE TONIGHT?
不可能，他们刚把我放下来。 NO WAY, THEY JUST DROPPED ME OFF.
我一个人在这里。 I'M HERE BY MYSELF.
你们这儿卖椒盐脆饼吗？ DO YOU SELL PRETZELS HERE?
是的,女士。椒盐卷饼、爆米花、 YES, MA'AM. PRETZELS, POPCORN,
花生，随便你。 PEANUTS, WHATEVER YOU WANT.
我得走了。 I GOT TO GO.
等等!我马上就来。 WAIT! I'LL JUST BE A SECOND.
坐下来。 SIT DOWN.
好的。 OK.
你为什么不说完呢 WHY DON'T YOU FINISH
在等这位美丽的年轻女子？ WAITING ON THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN?
不，没关系。 NO, THAT'S OK.
你可以伺候她。 YOU CAN WAIT ON HER.
哦，你真好。 OH, YOU'RE SO KIND.
听着，给我两个椒盐脆饼 LISTEN, GIVE ME TWO PRETZELS
再来两个牛肉干。 AND TWO BEEF JERKYS.
好的。上来。 OK. COMING UP.
天气真好，是吧？ NICE WEATHER WE'RE HAVING, HUH?
你要喝点苏打水吗？ YOU WANT ANY SODAS TO GO WITH THAT?
不，零食挺好的。 NO, THE SNACKS ARE JUST FINE-A-ROONIE.
你喜欢在这里工作吗，奇普？ SO, YOU LIKE WORKING HERE, CHIP?
是的，我想还可以。 YEAH, IT'S OK, I GUESS.
他们付你多少钱？ WHAT DO THEY PAY YOU?
足够了。 ENOUGH.
你会永远在这里工作吗？ WILL YOU WORK HERE FOREVER?
不，我9点下班。这是3.50美元。 NO, I GET OFF AT 9:00. THAT'S $3.50.
4.00美元。不用找了，亲爱的。 $4.00. KEEP THE CHANGE, HONEY.
谢谢。 THANKS.
她给了我小费。 SHE GAVE ME A TIP.
那真的很酷。 THAT WAS REAL COOL.
是的，真的很酷。 YEAH, REAL COOL.
嘿，看看我找到了什么。 HEY, LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND.
在哪里? WHERE?
粘在录影机上了。 STUCK TO A VIDEO MACHINE.
你口袋里有什么？ WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN YOUR POCKET?
冰淇淋三明治。 ICE CREAM SANDWICH.
聪明的举动。 SMART MOVE.
我是留到以后再说。 I WAS SAVING IT FOR LATER.
布克，该你了。 BOOKER, YOU'RE UP.
游戏的结束。 GAME'S FINISHED.
这只是个形式。 THIS IS JUST A FORMALITY.
闭嘴，打保龄球。 SHUT UP AND BOWL.
怎么了，亲爱的？ WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY?
她得了97分。 SHE BOWLED A 97.
他们应该把你带到外面毙了你。 THEY OUGHT TO TAKE YOU OUTSIDE AND SHOOT YOU.
我再也不玩这个游戏了。 I'M NEVER GOING TO PLAY THIS GAME AGAIN.
你下周会做的 YOU'LL DO IT NEXT WEEK
就像今晚一样让人讨厌。 AND BE JUST AS ANNOYING AS YOU WERE TONIGHT.
哦,耶!说得好，布克。 OH, YEAH! GOOD ONE, BOOKER.
罗珊娜，该你了。 ROSEANNE, YOU'RE UP.
就是这样。 THAT'S IT.
读吧，哭吧。 READ THEM AND WEEP.
你真以为我会付钱吗？ DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D PAY UP?
是的。 YES.
你要我去吗？ YOU WANT ME THERE?
绝对的。 ABSOLUTELY.
好吧，赌就赌。 ALL RIGHT, A BET'S A BET.
会有那么糟糕吗？ WOULD IT BE SO BAD?
怎么啦？ WHAT?
和我共度良宵 SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH ME.
那有那么可怕吗？ WOULD THAT BE SO HORRIBLE?
可能会很好。 IT MIGHT BE NICE.
就好了。 JUST NICE.
那将是不可思议的。 IT WOULD BE INCREDIBLE.
是啊，那太不可思议了。 YEAH, IT WOULD BE INCREDIBLE.
今晚不行。 NOT TONIGHT.
怎么啦？ WHAT?
不是打赌。 NOT ON A BET.
不是今晚，也不是打赌。 NOT TONIGHT AND NOT ON A BET.
你骗人! YOU WELCHER!
拜托，罗珊娜，你能上去吗？ COME ON, ROSEANNE, WOULD YOU GET UP THERE?
这是最后一帧。 IT'S THE LAST FRAME.
赶快结束吧。 GET IT OVER WITH.
来吧。 COME ON.
好啊! RAH!
好吧，我的分数是多少？ ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S MY SCORE?
嗯…让我们来看看。 UH...LET'S SEE.
7. 7.
这是几局？ WHAT INNING IS IT?
站起来打保龄球。 GET UP THERE AND BOWL.
去吧! GO ON!
加油，罗西！ COME ON, ROSIE!
随你怎么取笑我， WELL, YOU CAN RAZZ ME ALL YOU LIKE,
但我是不可动摇的。 BUT I AM UNSHAKABLE.
噢,是吗? OH, YEAH?
是的。 YEAH.
只要我想，我随时都能全中。 I CAN GET A STRIKE ANY TIME I WANT.
这是怎么回事? HOW'S THAT?
我假装这些别针是孩子们 I PRETEND LIKE THE PINS ARE THE KIDS
这是你的头。 AND THIS IS YOUR HEAD.
试试吧。 HAVE AT IT.
这是一个人体爆炸 对人体钳。 IT'S A BODY BLAST TO THE HUMAN CLAMP.
一切都结束了。 IT'S ALL OVER NOW.
蛇人把它包起来了。 SNAKEMAN'S GOT IT WRAPPED UP.
这就像全是男性的色情片， YOU KNOW, THIS IS LIKE ALL-MALE PORNO,
除了他们穿着泳衣。 EXCEPT THEY'RE WEARING BATHING SUITS.
噢! OOH!
我初中的时候摔得很好。 I WAS A PRETTY GOOD WRESTLER IN JUNIOR HIGH.
教练叫我诋毁丹·康纳。 COACH CALLED ME DAMAGING DAN CONNER.
别再让我听那个无聊的故事了。 DON'T MAKE ME LISTEN TO THAT BORING STORY AGAIN.
噢! OOH!
注意了，女士们先生们， LOOK OUT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
这是一个前鞋垫。 IT'S A FRONT SHOE-FLEX.
不!他征服了她！ NO! HE'S GOT HER OVER!
他的目标是数字4。 HE'S GOING FOR THE FIGURE FOUR.
他在绳子上跳来跳去。 HE'S BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES.
女士们先生们，小心！ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LOOK OUT!
他准备给她一拳。 HE'S SETTING HER UP FOR A HARD PUNCH.
哦!这在30个州是非法的。 OH! IT'S ILLEGAL IN 30 STATES.
天哪，女士们先生们， HOLY COW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
冰人丹·康纳疯了。 ICEMAN DAN CONNOR HAS GONE BERZERK.
他在陷害她！他抓住她了！ HE'S SETTING HER UP! HE'S GOT HER!
1…2…3。 1...2...3.
你辞职了吗？ DO YOU QUIT?
一个。 ONE MORE.
4. 4.
瑞士! SSS!
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