欢乐 一家亲
第八季 第七集
你好 Hello.
Niles 你迟到了40分钟 Niles! You're 40 minutes late.
我刚吃完了第三篮面包 I've just finished my third basket of bread,
身后有一群怒气冲冲的暴民朝我喘着粗气 and there is an angry mob breathing down my neck.
哦 Oh.
你扯坏了你的裤脚 太糟糕了 You've torn your trouser cuff. I'm so sorry.
看在上帝的份上 你能快点吗 For God's sakes, will you hurry it up?
多卷两下 别磨磨蹭蹭 行了 More hemming, less hawing. All right.
我来守住咱们的桌子 I'll hold our table.
Roz Roz Doyle Roz. Roz Doyle.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
- 你好Frasier 我正在约会呢 - 你好 Roz - Hi, Frasier. I'm on a date. - Hi, Roz.
- 别坏我的好事 - 我不会的 - Please don't screw it up. - No, I won't.
Niles迟到了 我只是想 Niles is running a little late, and I was just hoping
和你还有你的同伴喝一杯 顺便等他 maybe I could join you and your lucky chap for a drink while I wait for him.
我真的不想这样 I really don't think so.
这应该是个浪漫的夜晚 It's kind of a romantic evening.
Roz 这群人快变得面目可憎了 Roz this crowd is starting to get ugly.
你能让我过去待到Niles过来吗 拜托 Would you please just let me come over there till Niles gets here, please?
- 好吧 来吧 - 谢谢 - Oh, all right, come on. - Thank you.
- 你好 - 这位是Luke Parker - Hi. - Luke Parker,
这位是Frasier Crane Frasier Crane.
他只是过来和我们喝一杯 He's joining us for a quick drink.
太好了 我听过你的节目 Great, I've heard your show.
- 很高兴见到你 - 彼此彼此 - Nice to meet you. - Oh, likewise.
呃 你们是怎么遇见的 So, uh, well, uh, how did you two kids meet?
其实我一个月前才搬到西雅图 Actually I just moved to Seattle a month ago.
我住在船上 当我把船开进码头的时候 I live on a boat, and as I was pulling into the slip,
Roz就站在那里 Roz was standing right there on the dock.
就站在码头上 是吧 Right there on the dock, you say? Well, hmm...
- 我确实住在码头边 - 啊 是的是的是的 - I do live next to the marina. - Ah, yes, yes, yes.
- Luke 你是船类爱好者吗 - 你了解船吗 - So, Luke, you're a boat enthusiast? - Do you know anything about boats?
我有时在节目里会把人类的心智比作 Well, actually, on my show, I sometimes compare the human psyche
在意识的表面随波逐流的帆船 to a sailboat that's borne along the surface of the conscious mind
其实真正操纵航行方向的是深水里的潜意识 while the deeper waters of the subconscious navigate the rudder.
- 所以我猜你的回答是不了解 - 是的 - So I guess the answer would be no. - Yes.
是我的保姆 我马上回来 Oh, my babysitter. I'll be right back.
- 好的 好的 - 见谅 - Right, right. - Excuse me.
没关系 Of course.
- 那么 - 那么 - So. - So.
其实我对老式水上运动不是一无所知 You know, uh, actually, I'm not a total stranger to the old H2O.
- 我在哈佛参加过赛艇队 - 我也上了哈佛 - I did row crew at Harvard. - I went to Harvard.
哈佛 那段时间是我人生中最美好的年华 Ah, Harvard. Mm, God, those were the best years of my life.
没有什么时候能比拿到学位证书的 You know there's nothing like that sense of accomplishment you get
那一刻更有成就感了 不是吗 when they actually hand you that diploma, is there?
我退学了 I dropped out.
你也没错过什么 Well, you didn't miss much.
只能在书中读别人的故事 而自己却毫无经验 I just got frustrated reading about other people's experiences
这让我很沮丧 and never having any of my own.
所以我退学了 我自己造了艘船去环游世界 So I dropped out, I built my own boat, and I sailed around the world.
有时冒险会比我预期的更刺激 Yeah, sometimes there's more adventure than I bargained for.
比如只差20英尺就撞上赫布里底群岛 Like, uh, 20-foot seas off the Hebrides
赫布里底群岛:在苏格兰沿海 由40多个岛屿和无数荒岛组成 其中大多无人定居
还有一次海盗撞了我的船然后持枪抢劫 or, uh, the time pirates rammed my boat and robbed me at gunpoint.
哦 这些家伙非常粗暴 Oh, yeah, those guys can be pretty rough.
- 你和海盗打过交道吗 - 不不不 - You've had experience with pirates? - Oh, no. No, no, it's just
我看过一期<60分钟>的特别节目 I saw a special once on 60 Minutes
60分钟:美国CBS有史以来最成功的电视新闻节目 主要内容有事件调查 人物访谈 特别节目等
我觉得你应该把这些故事写下来 You know, you should really write down some of these stories.
我想过 但我不是个合格的作家 I've thought about it, but I'm not much of a writer.
别放弃 你只需要先写下来 Don't let that stop you. All you gotta do is just get it down on paper,
细节以后再解决 and then sort it out later.
我很愿意为你点评一二 You know, I'd be happy to lend a critical eye.
- 谢谢 很可能需要你的意见 - 没问题 - Thanks. Might take you up on that. - Okay.
我不得不走了 Alice把珠子卡进了鼻子里 I have to go. Alice got a bead stuck up her nose.
天啊 Oh, Lord.
应该为她的鼻孔做好婴儿防护 There's gotta be some way to baby-proof her nostrils.
我很抱歉 Luke 我们得走了 I'm sorry, Luke, we have to go.
我可以送他一程 You know, I... I could drop him off.
- 哦Frasier 你真好 但是 - 不不 没关系 - Well, Frasier, that's very nice, but - No, no, it's fine.
你去照顾Alice 我和Frasier聊聊 You go take care of Alice and I'll hang out with Frasier.
你不是要见Niles吗 Well, don't you have to meet Niles?
哦 他突发缝纫紧急状况 大概要几个小时 Oh, he's had a tailoring emergency. It could be hours.
- 那我明天再打给你 Luke - 好的 - Well, I'll call you tomorrow, Luke. - Okay.
- 再见 - 再见 Roz - Bye - Bye, Roz
他以为我31岁 而且在白蛇乐团视频里出过镜 He thinks I'm 31, and I was in a Whitesnake video.
白蛇乐团:美国80年代摇滚乐队 长发金属硬摇滚
- 嗨 老爸 欢迎回家 - 哦 Fras 没听到你进来 - Hi, Dad, welcome home. - Oh, Fras, didn't hear you come in.
- 钓鱼之旅怎么样 - 非常好 - How was the fishing trip? - It was great.
最差的钓鱼天也比最好的工作日强 The worst day of fishing beats the best day of working.
你已经证明这一点了 能把浴室的标语撤了吗 Well, now that you've proven it, can we take the sign out of the bathroom?
对了 Fras 刚才有电话找你 Oh, uh, Fras, you had a phone call a little while ago.
有个叫Lou还是什么的家伙找你 Uh, some guy by the name of Lou or maybe...
- Luke - 是的 Luke 就是这个 - Luke? - Yeah, Luke, that's it.
他说一会儿再打给你 Yeah, said he'd call back later.
真是友好的家伙 他是谁 Real friendly guy. Who is he?
Roz的新男友 他们还挺认真的 Roz's new boyfriend. They're getting quite serious.
- 他跟我也挺合拍的 - 哦 挺好的 - And he and I have hit it off as well. - Oh, that's great.
其实是好事 Actually, it is.
现在Niles花越来越多的时间陪Daphne With Niles spending more time with Daphne,
我又没有什么亲近的朋友 I don't have anybody to pal around with.
而且他是一个非常有意思的家伙 And, you know, he's a really interesting guy.
他驾船环游世界搜寻沉船 He sails around the world locating shipwrecks
- 打捞宝藏 - 是吗 - and salvaging treasure. - Oh.
是的 他有一些非常有意思的经历 Yeah, he tells some incredible stories.
让人耳目一新 通常情况下我才是更酷的那一位 You know, it's refreshing really. Usually, I'm the cool friend.
- 对你来说好像有点太随心所欲了 - 真的吗 - Sounds a little freewheeling for you. - Oh, really?
他接下来计划在不列颠哥伦比亚海岸 Well, he's planning to salvage a French trader
打捞一艘法国商船 他还邀请了我 off the coast of British Columbia next, and he's invited me along.
听起来挺有意思 That should be fun.
你进浴缸之前还要吃片晕船药呢 You need a Dramamine patch just to get into the bathtub.
- 啊 Niles - 你好 - Ah, Niles. - Hello.
看 浪子小狗回归了 Behold, the prodigal pup returneth.
哦 看看谁回来了 快过来小家伙 Oh, look who's here. Come on, boy.
快过来 对啦 哦 Come on. There you go. Oh, yeah.
多谢你在我不在的时候照顾它 Niles Thanks for taking care of him while I was gone, Niles.
- 不用客气 - 你真是太体贴了 - You're quite welcome. - It was very thoughtful of you.
不像某人 Unlike some people I know.
爸 重新抛光地板是绝对必要的 Dad,it was absolutely essential that I have my floors refinished,
这还要多谢那位剪刀爪爱德华 thanks to Edward Scissorpaws there.
谢谢你 Niles Oh, thank you, Niles.
你好 是的 我是Frasier Crane Hello. Yes, this is Frasier Crane.
什么 我从来没有碰过你太太 What? I never touched your wife.
绝对没有 天啊 我从来没有听说过 Never! Good Lord, I've never even heard of...
哦 Luke 天呐 你又骗到我了 Oh, Luke. Oh, God, you got me again.
天啊 现在六比一了 我就是赢了一分 God. You know, that's six to one. I did so get one.
- 嗨 Niles - 你好 我的宝贝 - Hey, Niles. - Hello, my love.
哦 对不起 我看起来一定一团糟 Oh, I'm sorry, I must look a mess.
我整个下午都在处理鱼 I've been cleaning fish all afternoon.
哦 哪有 你的美丽不会被小小的 Oh, please, your beauty cannot be obscured
鱼内脏或鱼鳞掩盖 by mere entrails or scales or...
那是一只鱼眼吗 Is that an eye?
- 我去洗干净 - 哦 随你喜欢 - I'll go wash up. - Oh, if you like.
希望Eddie没有太麻烦你 Hope Eddie wasn't a lot of trouble.
别这么说 爸爸 它是完美的客人 Please, Dad, he was the perfect houseguest.
跟我说说细节 它吃东西吗 Give me the details. Did he eat?
哦 像马一样能吃 Oh, like a horse.
- 睡的好吗 - 像木头一样沉 - Slept well? - Like a log.
- 排便正常吗 - 话题到此结束 爸爸 - Was he regular? - We're done here, Dad.
只是想跟你说 我非常感激你为我做的一切 Just want you to know, I really appreciate what you did for me.
别这样说 我很乐意 我会想念这个小家伙的 Please, it was my pleasure. I'm really gonna miss the little guy.
- 我们都开始有感情了 - 哦 那太好了 - We actually started to bond. - Oh, that's great. Oh.
这标签是什么 What's this tag?
哦 额 那没什么 那只是 他们在公园给它带上的 Oh, uh... That's nothing. That's, uh...They put that on at the park.
犬吠大街 那是个狗舍 Bark Avenue? That's a kennel.
你把它扔在狗舍了 You dumped him off at a kennel?
不不 爸爸 与其说是狗舍不如说是水疗中心 No, no, Dad, actually, it's more of a spa than a kennel.
我把Eddie托付给你 你却背叛了我的信任 I trusted you with Eddie and you betrayed that trust.
你为什么这么做 儿子 Why'd you do it, son?
这个 爸爸 Well, Dad,
意大利工匠花了三周才漆好我的威尼斯伞架 It took Italian artisans three weeks to stain my Venetian umbrella stand,
Eddie二十秒钟就毁掉了 and it took Eddie about 20 seconds.
如果我想让它住狗舍 我自己会送它去 If I wanted him in a kennel, I would've put him in one myself.
- 爸爸 我很抱歉 - 嗯 我也是 - Well, Dad, I'm sorry. - Well, so am I.
过来 Eddie 我给你洗个澡 Come on, Eddie, I'll give you a bath.
谁知道你在那个跳蚤旅馆惹上了什么东西 Who knows what you picked up in that flea-trap.
那也比你让我们在黄石公园住的旅馆好多了 Well, it was a lot nicer than that place you made us stay at Yellowstone.
- 哦 嗨 Roz - 我要喝一杯 马上 - Oh, hi, Roz. - I need a drink and I need it fast.
我给你倒雪莉酒 I'll get the sherry.
别浪费时间了 我的问题可不是小儿科 Don't waste your time. I've got grown-up problems.
啊 二十五年的格兰花格陈酿 Ah, the 25-year-old Glenfarclas.
明智的选择 没理由喝只酿了十二年的东西 Excellent choice. No sense going for the 12-year-old stuff.
- Luke是个恶棍 - 哦 怎么了 - Luke's a slimebag. - Oh, what happened?
我看见他在咖啡馆搂着一个金发姑娘 I saw him sitting in a cafe with his arms around some blond.
他们一直亲亲抱抱 我斥责了他 我们结束了 They were all over each other. I told him off. We're through.
我很遗憾 Roz 过来吧 I'm so sorry, Roz. Come here. Oh...
- 我真的喜欢他 - 我知道 - I really liked him. - I know.
- 我以为他也喜欢我 - 是的 - I thought he liked me. - Yes.
我刚和他通过电话 他提都没提这件事 Gosh, I just got off the phone with him and he didn't even mention it.
他不会以为他这样对待你 我和他还能做朋友 He can't possibly think I'd still be his friend after he treated you this way.
我很高兴你这么说 Fraiser Well, I'm really glad to hear you say that, Fraiser.
你首先是我的朋友 其次才是他的朋友 I mean, you were my friend first.
是的 当然了 Yes, of course.
哦 好了 我会陪你渡过难关 来吧 Oh, come on, I'll get you through this. Come on.
谢谢你 Fraiser Thank you, Frasier.
你知道吗 我已经觉得好多了 You know what? I'm feeling better already.
哦 也许我不需要这个 Oh, maybe I don't even need that.
Frasier Frasier.
- 你来做什么 - 额 - What are you doing? - Uh...
我只是来还你的 <查普曼航海指南> I was just returning your Chapman's Nautical Guide there.
- 其实我打算放下书就走 - 都不打声招呼吗 - I just wanted to drop it off, actually. - Without saying hello?
可是 我和Roz谈过了 Well, I had a talk with Roz.
哦 我懂了 Oh, I see.
好吧 如果这么说有帮助的话 Well, look, if it makes any difference,
那个女人只是我的前女友 that woman was an old girlfriend.
她进城了 邀我共进午餐 She came to town, invited me to lunch,
我们点了马提尼 接下来 we ordered martinis, and the next thing you know,
她就对我上下其手 she was all over me.
- 你知道是怎么回事 - 当然 我懂 - You know how it is. - Of course, I mean...
但是 Roz是我的朋友 But, uh... Roz is my friend.
保重 Take care.
- 你也是 Frasier - 好的 - You too, Frasier. - Okay.
对了 谢谢你的建议 By the way, thanks for your advice.
我 开始写作了 I, uh... I started writing down
- 关于旅行中的故事 - 哦 - some of those stories. - Oh.
我写了一个海盗的故事和一个南美的故事 I wrote the one about the pirates and the South American one.
很好 别忘了那个巨型乌贼的故事 Oh, great. Don't forget the one about the giant squid.
那只是个玩笑 That was just a joke.
天啊 你又骗我 是吧 Gosh, you did it again, didn't you?
你知道 我会怀念它的 Oh, you know, I'm gonna miss that.
啊 Ah...
- 回见 - 没问题 - See you around. - Okay.
对了 Luke 我再给你个小建议 Say, Luke, uh, you know, here's a tip
你应该用现在时写作 You might try writing in the present tense.
这样会将故事渲染得更有紧迫感 It has a way of giving things a sense of urgency.
太棒了 我会试一试 That's great. I'll try it.
如果你没有做出那些事 Of course, if you hadn't been so thoughtless,
我们现在已经在那家寿司店讨论你的文章了 we'd be heading for that sushi bar right now and be reviewing those notes.
是吗 也许那个服务员也在那儿 Yeah? Maybe that waitress would be there.
- 我觉得她喜欢你 - 哪有 - I think she likes you. - Oh, she does not.
- 你知道讽刺的地方在哪里吗 - 嗯 - You know what's ironic? - Mm?
如果我不是因为Roz而认识你 这一切根本不成问题 If I had met you separately from Roz, this wouldn't even be an issue.
是的 没错 No, it wouldn't.
你知道吗 说实话 如果你仔细想想 And you know, truth be told, when you think about it,
我们的友谊是独立于Roz而存在的 I mean, our friendship does exist independently of her.
这倒是真的 如果把Roz从这段关系中删掉 That's true. I mean, if you take Roz out of the equation,
- 我们的友谊会消失吗 - 不会 - does our friendship disappear? - It shouldn't.
当然了 为了Roz 我们对此要保守秘密 Of course, for Roz's sake, we'd have to keep this between ourselves.
- 没有必要刺激她 - 我同意 - No need to rub it in her face. - Oh, agreed.
但是我要声明 我不宽恕你的行为 But, for the record, I do not condone your behaviour.
我不指望你能原谅 I wouldn't expect you to.
希望他们的黄狮鱼还没有卖完 I hope they haven't run out of yellowtail.
双面生活
这里 Here
谢谢你带我出门 Thanks for dragging me out of the house.
这一周我过得很不顺 还好有你这样的朋友 It's been a rough week, it sure helps to have a friend like you
没错 Yeah.
Roz 相信我 你最终会忘记Luke的 Roz, trust me, you will eventually get over Luke.
他忘掉我可是不费吹灰之力 Well, he's not having any trouble getting over me.
我看见他昨晚和某个人一起上了岸 I saw him leaving his boat last night with someone.
真的吗 你有没有 Really? Did you, uh...?
- 你有没有好好看清楚 - 只看到背影 是个胖妞 - Did you get a good look at them? - Only from behind, some fat chick.
胖 好吧 昨晚外面有些冷 Fat? Well, it was kind of cold out last night.
- 也许是多穿了几层 - 是的 多穿了几层脂肪 - There may have been layers involved. - Yeah, layers of fat.
Frasier 已经很晚了 我该走了 Frasier, it's getting so late. I should go.
- 哦 好的 没问题 - 谢谢你听我抱怨 - Oh, uh, right, okay. - Thanks for listening.
当然了 Roz Well, of course, Roz.
如果你再看到我为那样的变态倾心 给我一巴掌 If you ever see me falling for some creep like that again, smack me.
别再多想了 你知道吗 他不值得 Don't give it another thought. You know what? He's not worth it.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
Luke 我是Fras Luke? It's Fras.
是的 听着 我有空了 我想去你那里一趟 Yeah. Uh, listen, I'm free, and I thought maybe I'd swing by.
我们可以在爵士乐咖啡馆听Marsalis We can, uh, go over and catch Marsalis at the jazz cafe?
Marsalis:温顿马沙利斯 小号演奏家 八十年代美国爵士乐救世主
是的 因为他来了请当心 Yeah, because thar he blows.
原句为"Thar she blows" 指船员看见鲸鱼喷水时的大喊警告
不不 我是突然想到的 是的 No, no, it just came to me. Yeah.
好的 Luke 一会见 拜拜 All right, Luke, I'll see you soon. Bye.
你还真是个好朋友 Some friend you are.
在那头蠢猪做出那样的事后你怎么还能跟他做朋友 How can you be with that rutting pig after what he did?
我没发现和Roz的前男友做朋友错在哪儿 I don't see what's so wrong about being friends with Roz's ex-boyfriend.
如果你觉得没错的话为什么要瞒着Roz If you think there's nothing wrong with it, why are you hiding it from Roz?
这个 因为我 Well, because I, um... Uh...
爸爸 一个男人有选择朋友的权力 是吧 Dad, a man has a right to choose his own friends, doesn't he?
是啊 当然 我觉得你是个该死的叛徒 Sure. Of course, I think you're a rotten Judas
用这样的方式在Roz背后捅刀子 for stabbing Roz in the back this way.
你听到了吧 他说是啊 Did you hear that? He said sure.
猜猜我拿到了什么 Guess what I have?
两张奥菲斯室内乐团的票 Two tickets to the Orpheus Chamber Orchestra.
奥菲斯 The Orpheus?
Niles 没有人能像他们一样演绎亨德尔的作品 Niles, nobody handles Handel like they handle Handel.
亨德尔:1685-1759 西方音乐史上享有盛名的音乐大师 被誉为圣乐之祖 作品包括至今盛名不衰的清唱剧<弥赛亚>
可是你不想和Daphne一起去吗 But wouldn't you rather take Daphne?
她不会喜欢的 我上周带她去听歌剧 Oh, she wouldn't enjoy it. I took her to the opera last week.
<莱茵的黄金>演到一半的时候她睡着了 Halfway through Das Rheingold she fell asleep.
<莱茵的黄金>:瓦格纳的四联神话歌剧<尼伯龙根的指环>系列中的第一部 1869年首演
- 太令人震惊了 - 是的 还有更过分的 - Astonishing. - Yes, well, it gets worse.
她在睡梦中打呼 吓到了沃坦 She snorted in her sleep, and startled Wotan,
沃坦:剧中角色众神之王 男中音
结果他把矛扔到了完全没有防备的土地神身上 causing him to drop his spear on an unsuspecting gnome.
天啊 Oh.
那么你今晚有空吗 So are you free tonight?
天呐Niles 我很抱歉 我已经和Luke有约了 Gosh, Niles, I'm sorry. I've got plans with Luke.
哦 是的 你那喜欢哗众取宠的新朋友 Oh, yes, your much-ballyhooed new best friend.
- 礼物是为他准备的吗 - 不不 这是给Roz的 - Is that who the gift is for? - No, no, this is for Roz.
哦 赎罪礼物 Oh, a guilt offering.
我觉得这么说不无道理 老实说 我很矛盾 I suppose there's some truth to that. You know, frankly, I'm torn.
内心深处我认为应该告诉她 Part of me thinks I should tell her,
但是我知道她会为此悲痛欲绝 but I just know it would devastate her.
她是个深受伤害的女人 She's a broken woman.
我很高兴昨天撞上你了 I'm glad I bumped into you yesterday.
今早又上了两次 And twice this morning.
- 给你买杯咖啡 - 好的 - Buy you coffee? - Sure.
哦我的天啊 Frasier在里面 Oh, my God, Frasier's in there.
不能让他看见我们 我不想让他知道我们复合了 He can't see us. I don't want him to know we're back together.
- 我不认为他会有问题的 - 你不了解他 - I don't think he'd have a problem. - No, you don't know him.
他一直都很支持我 如果让他看见我们又在一起了 He's been very supportive, and if he sees us together again,
他会认为我很软弱 he'll just think I'm weak.
我确实很软弱 Which I am.
- 得了吧 那里没有海盗 - 当然有了 - Come on, there are no pirates. - Sure there are.
Luke被打劫了 Luke was pillaged.
听起来太酷了 That is so cool.
- 嗨 你们好 - 你好 Roz - Hi, guys. - Oh, hi, Roz.
我有件小礼物要送给你 I have a little something here for you.
- 给我的吗 - 是的 - For me? - Yes.
- 为什么要送我礼物 - 送礼物需要理由吗 Roz - What's the occasion? - Why do I need an occasion, Roz?
只是向一位好友表明 It's just trying to show a good friend
在她出现危机的时候我还惦记着她 I'm thinking of her in her time of crisis.
哦 Frasier 我不值得你对我这么好 Oh, Frasier, I don't deserve your friendship.
不 我不值得你对我这么好 No, I do not deserve your friendship.
我需要一个人静静 见谅 I deserve my own table. Excuse me.
这么着吧 You know what?
- 今晚我们一起吃个饭吧 - 今晚 - I'm gonna take you out to dinner tonight. - Tonight?
是的 你在整个Luke事件中都对我非常好 Yes, you've been so great about this whole Luke thing.
我最起码应该请你吃顿饭 I mean, the least I could do is buy you a meal.
好吧 Roz 我同意 请稍等一下 Well, all right, Roz, I accept. Um, would you excuse me?
没问题 Sure.
Luke伙计 我是你的F兄弟 Luke-o. F-man.
是的 听着 我今晚突然有安排了 Yeah, listen, um, something's come up tonight,
我没办法赴约了 没问题吧 好的 再见 and, uh, I won't be able to make it, all right? Great. Bye.
Roz 今晚你想去哪里呢 So, Roz, where would you like to go tonight?
亨利餐馆有很好的砂锅炖牛尾 Chez Henri has the most splendid oxtail terrine.
见谅 Excuse me.
你好 哦 嗨 Hello? Oh, hi.
- 等我一下 我必须接这个电话 - 没问题 - Just a sec. I really need to take this. - Of course.
嗨 Luke Hi, Luke.
哦 该死 我刚跟人约好 Oh, damn. I just made plans.
好吧 如果你这么说了 我怎么能拒绝 Well, if you put it that way, how can I say no?
那8点见面 好的 I'll see you at 8. Okay.
坏消息 Frasier Bad news, Frasier.
我的保姆没有时间 所以我们能换个时间吃晚饭吗 My babysitter is all booked up, so can we rearrange dinner?
太遗憾了 等我一下 What a shame. Excuse me.
Luke 又是我 Fras Yeah, Luke, it's Fras again.
听着 我的约会刚刚被取消了 也许我们可以 Listen, my plans just got cancelled, and I was thinking maybe we could...
真的吗 有点快啊 不是吗 Oh, really? Well, that was kind of quick, wasn't it?
好吧 没问题 Well, no problem.
好吧 我明天再打给你 再见 All right, yeah, I'll talk to you tomorrow. Bye.
Frasier 这是我一直都想要的手镯 Frasier, this is the bracelet I wanted.
是的 我记得 Yes, I remembered.
- 哦 你真是我的好朋友 - 我来帮你 - Oh, you're such a good friend. - Here.
这么关心我照顾我 So caring and thoughtful
还很忠诚 and loyal.
我要打个电话 马上回来 I gotta make a phone call. I'll be right back.
Luke 又是我 Roz 坏消息 Luke, it's Roz again. Bad news.
Niles 我今晚有空去音乐会了 Oh, Niles, listen, as it turns out I am available for that concert tonight.
不 你没空 No, you're not.
向Vonnegut先生致歉
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.:美国作家 著有小说Slaughterhouse-Five<第五号屠宰场>
我猜你和Luke一起出去 Going out with Luke, I suppose.
事实上 我要和Roz共进晚餐 As a matter of fact, I'm having dinner with Roz.
我要对得起自己的良心 And I will have a clear conscience
所以首先 我要找Luke说清楚 一刀两断 because first, I am going to stop by Luke's and end our friendship.
看来我们的谈话对你还是有影响的 Well, I guess our little chat had an impact.
是的 So it did.
想象一下 我能给心理医生提建议 Imagine that, me giving advice to a psychiatrist.
也许我该去做广播节目 你应该去洗衣服 Maybe I should be on the radio and you should do the laundry.
是的 那将会是一段美妙的暴政时光 Yes, what a merry time of misrule that would be.
- 你好 - 哦 Niles 你来干什么 - Hello. - Oh, Niles. What are you doing here?
我要带Daphne去参加音乐会 Well, I'm taking Daphne to the concert.
是的 他说所有人当中他最想和我一起去 Yes, he said he'd rather go with me than anyone else.
没错 好吧 睡个好觉 Indeed. Well, sweet dreams.
嗨 甜心 Hey, sweetie.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hello. - Hello.
- 这是给你的 - 哦 松露 - This is for you. - Oh, truffles.
- 我的最爱 - 哈哈哈 - My favourite. - Ha-ha-ha.
你真贴心 不论我带什么来你都这么说 You are so sweet. You say that about everything I bring.
- 哦 Daph 你看起来真美 - 谢谢 - Oh, Daph, you look great. - Thanks.
Niles Niles.
爸爸 我知道你还在为Eddie的事生气 Dad, I know you're still peeved about me taking Eddie to the spa.
狗舍 Kennel.
不管怎么说 我带来了一点和解的礼物 Anyway, I brought a little peace offering.
贿赂 Bribe.
爸爸 这是烟熏山农场的产品 Dad, it's from Smoky Mountain Farms.
一个大盒子里装了五种不同的肉 Five different meats in one big box.
不会是屠宰场五宝吧 Not the Slaughterhouse Five.
他们不生产屠宰场三宝 They don't make a Slaughterhouse Three.
哦 Oh.
爸爸 我很抱歉 Dad, I'm so sorry.
好吧 我有些失望 不过 Oh, well, I was disappointed, but...
我不希望失去你的信任 我再也不会让你失望了 I don't want you to think you can't trust me. I will never let you down again.
谢谢你 Niles 我要带Eddie去散步 Well, thanks, Niles. Listen, I'm taking Eddie out for a walk.
你也一起吧 我们可以聊聊天 Why don't you come along? We can shoot the breeze.
哦 这个 Oh, uh...
你去吧 我还要等一会才能准备好 Oh, go on. I need a few more minutes to get ready.
那好吧 Well, uh...
- 我就在附近逛逛 - 没问题 来吧 Eddie - Once around the block. - All right. Come on, Eddie.
不着急 Take your time.
爸爸 谢谢你能原谅我 Dad, thanks for not holding a grudge.
我知道Eddie对你来说有多么重要 I know how much Eddie means to you.
哦 我忘了穿外套了 给你 帮我拿一下 Oh, I forgot my jacket. Here, hold onto this.
- 把绳子给它套上 我马上回来 - 好的 没问题 - Put the leash on him. I'll be right back. - Okay. All right, all right.
来吧 Here you go.
哦 不用等我了 我在等人 Oh, uh, it's all right. I'm waiting for someone.
哦 Oh.
停 停 停 Stop, stop, stop.
谢谢你 谢谢你 没问题了 没问题了 Thank you, thank you. It's okay. It's okay.
好了 没问题了 没问题 All right. It's okay. It's all right. Right.
好了 好了 Okay. Okay.
快走吧 你真慢啊 Come on, slowpoke.
Luke 惊喜 我是Roz Luke? Surprise, it's Roz.
Luke Luke 你在家吗 Luke? Luke, are you home?
在晚餐之前我有一小时可以消磨 I got an hour to kill before dinner.
上船吧 我给你倒杯酒 Come onboard. I'll pour you a drink.
你真的住在这里 我觉得船非常性感 You really live here? I think boats are so sexy.
- 啊 - 你好 Roz - Aah! - Hello, Roz.
- 你在这儿干嘛 - 我顺路过来看看Luke - What are you doing here? - Well, I stopped by to see Luke.
我听到你过来了 所以我躲在这儿 I heard you coming, and I came inside here.
- 注意脚下 - 过去点 - Watch your step. - Shove over.
在他那样对待我之后 After everything he did to me,
你和他还是朋友 是不是 you stayed friends with him, didn't you?
你也没告诉我你们又约会了 You started seeing him again without telling me.
你的眼睛美极了 You have the most incredible eyes.
那个混蛋 他跟我说我的眼睛是最美的 That bastard! He told me I had the most incredible eyes.
Roz Roz 我们不能让他知道我们在这儿 Roz, Roz, we can't let him know we're here.
- 这些笔记是什么 - 我在写一本书 - What are all these pages? - I'm writing a book.
但是我现在卡住了 也许你能成为我的灵感 But I'm having a little trouble. Maybe you could be my inspiration.
那个混蛋 他跟我说我是他的灵感 That bastard! He told me I was his inspiration.
我们也应该让自己舒服点 We may as well make ourselves comfortable.
我应该告诉你我们复合了 I guess I should have told you we got back together.
不 应该道歉的人是我 No, I should apologise, actually.
他那样对待你 After the way he treated you,
我不应该再跟他做朋友 I shouldn't have been hanging around with him.
你喜欢他 You liked him.
说实话 我不太容易交到朋友 Truth be told, I don't really make friends very often.
其实 我上一个真正的朋友就是你 In fact, the last true friend I made was you.
- 哦 恶心 - 太过了 - Oh, yuck. - Too much?
不是 我坐在一个湿的东西上 No, I'm sitting in something wet.
- 那赶紧站起来 - 起不来 我被困住了 - Well, just get up. - I can't, I'm caught in something.
好吧 我来帮你 Here, all right, let me give you a hand.
哦 Oh.
哦 Oh...
- 不 - 不 - No! - No!
你有许多需要解释的东西 You've got a lot of explaining to do.