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多么美妙的一天啊 What a beautiful day!
我喜欢和你们一起慢走 I love walking with you guys.
朋友 新鲜空气 阳光 Friends, fresh air, sunshine.
看你骑得多起劲 我们都为你加油 Look how hard you're working. Everyone's rooting for you!
你为什么这么开心 You're so happy. Why?
为什么会有人不开心 Why would anybody not be happy?
如果有人有个宝宝 他们很爱他或她 What if someone has a baby, and while they love him, or her,
或他们 如果是双胞胎的话 or them, if it's twins--
我们知道你说的是你自己 We know you mean you.
我只是怀念出去玩 有自己生活的日子 I just miss going out, having a life.
约翰·传奇的巡回演出 我想看四次 John Legend's touring, and I wanna see him four times.
-那就去啊 -我不行 - So do it. - I can't.
每次我出去 RJ的表情就像是在说 Every time I go out, RJ makes this face like,
"妈咪 有我还不够吗" "Mommy, aren't I enough?"
婴儿最烦了 Babies are the worst.
窍门就是别和他们说再见 The trick is to not say goodbye to them.
阿朗德拉 你得穿露脐上衣去演唱会 Alondra, you need to put on a crop top, go to a concert
甩动你的奶子 给一个 and shake those boobs for someone
不会把它视作晚餐的人 who doesn't just see them as dinner.
恭喜你的奶子 它们棒呆了 Congratulations on your boobs, by the way. They are amazing.
我停止母乳喂养之后 When I stopped breastfeeding,
我的就变成俄罗斯套娃了 mine turned into Russian nesting dolls.
这个可以套进那个里 This one could fit in that one.
得了吧 你穿着紧身裤 Oh, come on, your body is ridiculous
身材不要太火 还有那迷人的丰臀 in those tight leggings and that sweet ass.
丹真是有幸能操那翘臀 Dan is lucky to hit that shit.
但要看他是怎么操的 他人太紧绷了 Yeah, but it's how he hits it. The man is tense.
上次我们做爱 我对天发誓他都没眨眼 The last time we had sex, I swear to God, he didn't blink.
我在他面前拍掌 I clapped right in his face,
毫无反应 就像在和英国警卫做爱一样 nothing. It's like fucking a British guard.
你们俩应该找更多乐子 You two should be having more fun.
活出精彩 Live your best lives.
纵情享受一切 Give it the full Oprah!
希拉 这几天你真的变了好多 Sheila, you have really changed in the last few days.
你以前有点乏味 无意冒犯 You used to be kind of bland, no offense.
还有点刻板 无意冒犯 And kinda uptight, no offense.
-我们聚会从不叫你 -无意冒犯 - We did stuff without you all the time. - No offense.
艾瑞克学校今晚有个科学会 你来吗 Hey, Eric has a science thing at school tonight. Will you come?
光和阿朗德拉去会少了很多乐趣呢 It'll be so much less boring than going with just Alondra.
无意冒犯 No offense?
我当然会来 我还会带上乔和艾比 Of course I'll come. And I'll bring Joel and Abby.
我们爱艾瑞克 我想收养他但乔不同意 We love Eric. I wanted to adopt Eric, but Joel said no.
讲真 你怎么回事 Seriously, what's going on with you?
可能是我的新饮食吧 我吃很多蛋白质 It's probably my new diet. I've been eating a lot of protein.
-真的吗 -多少克 - Really? - How many grams?
全部 All of them.
快来啊 Come on!
要我帮忙吗 May I help you?
是的 早上好 Yes. Good morning.
我受雇于国家地理频道 I've been hired to do a documentary
要给他们拍一个纪录片 for the National Geographic Channel.
回顾历史上的活死人 It's an historical look at the undead
一个很严肃的项目 and a very legitimate project.
想要做到准确无误 Eager to make it accurate,
所以我一直在走访灵异书店 I've been visiting paranormal bookstores
找寻关于疫情爆发的史料以及可能的治疗方法 looking for materials on outbreaks and possible remedies.
你可以在我们的生活区内找到僵尸文学 You'll find the zombie literature in our lifestyle section,
就在求子水晶球旁边 next to the fertility crystals.
如果你撞到驱邪水晶球 就是走太远了 If you hit witch balls, you've gone too far.
不总是这样吗 Isn't that always the case?
有什么你可以用上的吗 Anything you can use?
好像没有 I don't think so.
我要找的是更真实的 不是给小孩看的 I'm looking for something more real, less for kids.
我在后面有这样的 I do have one thing in the back,
但我很少给人看 but I don't show it to a lot of people.
是吗 是什么 Yeah? What is it?
僵尸色情文学 Zombie porn.
谢谢你的宝贵时间 Thank you for your time.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
小镇滋味 第一季第四集
-里克 -乔 - Hey, Rick! - Hey, Joel.
你能开下你的后备箱吗 Can you pop your trunk for me?
这些话你永远不会想从一个警察口中听到 Those are words you never wanna hear from a cop.
拜托 我想看下载货空间 Come on, I want to check the cargo space.
我喜欢我的摩托车 但它只能撑住屁股 See, I love my bike, but the only thing it holds is ass.
顺便说下 你得去试试那车 By the way, you gotta try that thing.
一秒多钟就能加速到60码 Zero to 60 in one-point-fuck seconds.
亲爱的 你今早去哪里了呀 Hi, honey! Where'd you go this morning?
包里是什么 礼物吗 给我的吗 What's in the bag? Is it a present? Is it for me? Is it for me?
本白色包包 Plain white bag.
污哦 Nasty.
亲爱的 我刚换过尿布 Hey, babe. I changed his diaper,
给他穿上了袜子 好爸爸来咯 put on his socks. Great dad alert.
得了吧你 我们去听点约翰·传奇的歌 Come on, you. Let's go listen to some John Legend,
把你的袜子脱掉 因为现在38度 take your socks off, 'cause it's 100 degrees.
我要准备工作了 今天要开到里弗赛德 I gotta get ready for work. I gotta drive out to Riverside today.
还不如去火星 只是那里更热 Might as well be Mars, except it's hotter,
空气更稀薄 吃的又烂 没什么文化 there's less air, food's not as good, less culture,
还离我家很远 操蛋 and it's further from my house. Fuck me.
所以 我们去看看吧 So... let's take a look.
对 我们来看下 Yes. Let's.
我的天 Oh, my.
很宽敞啊 That is roomy.
里克 看着我 看着我 看着我 Rick, look at me, look at me. Look at me.
什么 What?
我现在能让我的臀部扭来扭去 I can make my hips go side to side now.
-我以前从来都做不到 -你为什么想这样做 - I could never do this before. - Why would you want to?
因为这能提起性欲 里克 Because it's a turn-on, Rick.
看出来了 Yeah, I see it.
所以这样的车得花多少钱 So what's a car like this set you back?
它不会让你退后 里克 它会推动你前进 It doesn't set you back, Rick. It launches you forward.
如果你想要一辆 你就应该买一辆 If you want one, you should get one.
不要想太多 想太多会扫兴 Don't overthink it. Overthinking is a boner killer.
卧倒 有枪手 Hit the deck, we got a shooter!
搞什么 丹 What the hell, Dan?
只是测一下你的反应 怂逼警官 Just testing your reflexes, Officer Puss.
不太好啊 当圣莫妮卡警局听到"枪手" Not so bueno. When Santa Monica PD hears "Shooter,"
他们想到的是"生蚝酒吧" They think "Oyster bar."
Oyster Shooter 一种鸡尾酒
那是因为我们比一个副治安官挣得多 That's 'cause we can afford oysters,
我们吃得起生蚝 since we make a shit-ton more money than a sheriff's deputy.
谢了 Thanks, guys.
给你蚂蚁喷雾 Here, I got you ant spray.
不用了 我有蚂蚁喷雾了 That's okay, I have ant spray.
你不知道你有什么 You don't know what you have.
我要你赶紧把那些小混蛋灭了 I need you to kill those little bastards
趁它们还没攻占我家院子之前 before they start making their way into my yard.
今天早上我就在我家厨房发现一只 I found one in my kitchen this morning.
如果因为你家的蚂蚁问题让我家也遭殃的话 Now if I get an ant problem because you have an ant problem,
咱俩之间就有麻烦了 you and I are gonna have a problem.
-她在干什么 乔 -我不知道 丹 - What is she doing, Joel? - I don't know, Dan.
喷到你院子里 Just spray your yard.
看到了吗 他不认为是我们杀死了加里 See? He doesn't think we killed Gary,
他只是对蚂蚁着迷 he's just obsessed with ants.
真是松了口气 但是在某些方面却更让人烦恼了 Yeah, that's a relief, and in some ways even more troubling.
我想给你看点东西 Come on, I want to show you something.
他像我一样吐出了一个球形东西 He's throwing up a ball thing, like I did.
是啊 我去了所有的超自然书店 I know. I've been going to all these occult bookstores.
我找到这些画的那家书店女老板 The woman where I found these
说原版出自16世纪的塞尔维亚 said they're copies of prints from 16th century Serbia.
我们得找到一个会说塞尔维亚语的人 Then we need to find somebody who speaks Serbian.
在刚开了第一家印度餐馆的圣克拉丽塔 Yeah, in Santa Clarita, which just got its first Indian restaurant.
我想知道这上面写了什么 I wonder what it says.
天啊 我讨厌你的铃声 Jesus, I hate that ringtone.
-客户喜欢 很有趣 -我们有不同意见 - Clients like it. It's funny. - We disagree on that.
是艾比的学校 It's Abby's school.
圣克拉丽塔高中
你们的女儿三天前翘课 Your daughter walked out of class three days ago
诺瓦克校长
自那以后她就没回来过 and she hasn't been back since.
我们不知道艾比逃学 We had no idea Abby was skipping school.
她以前从没这样过 至少没被抓到过 She's never done it before, or at least she's never been caught.
运动天赋也不怎么样 Not a great sportswoman either.
家里发生什么反常的事了吗 Is anything unusual happening at home?
-反常... -反常的事... - Um, unusual... - Unusual... Unusual...
-没有 一切正常 -正常极了 - No. All good. - Unusual? Very usual.
我十分重视这件事是因为 The reason I'm taking this so seriously is
这不仅关系到艾比 because it's not just about Abby.
她还对艾瑞克·比米斯造成了不良影响 She's also having a corrupting influence on Eric Bemis.
而... And...
艾瑞克·比米斯是名优秀的年轻人 Eric Bemis is a remarkable young man, so--
你是说艾比·哈蒙德不优秀吗 Are you saying that Abby Hammond isn't remarkable?
我相信他不是这个意思 I'm sure that's not what he's saying.
如果你不是这个意思就太好了 It'd be great if that's not what you're saying.
艾瑞克·比米斯的绩点达到4.5 Eric Bemis has a 4.5 GPA.
他少数的几个B[音同蜜蜂Bee]都是在研究 The only Bs he ever got are the ones he raised
蜂群崩溃综合症时取得的 to study colony collapse disorder.
那是关于蜜蜂的一种现象 That's something that happens to bees.
从她的生物成绩上看 Based on her biology grades,
我想艾比也不知道那是什么 I guess Abby may not have known that either.
现在我觉得你在说我们女儿笨 Well, now it feels like you're calling our daughter stupid.
还有我们 And us.
再次声明 他肯定不是这个意思 Again, I'm sure that's not what he's saying.
如果你不是这个意思就太好了 It'd be great if that's not what you're saying.
没错 那样会很好 咱们直说吧 Yes, it would be. Let's keep this simple.
如果你女儿再逃学 If your daughter misses school again,
她就要得休学了 she's going to be suspended.
休学 如果艾比正经历一些像我们这样的 Suspended? If Abby is going through some typical teenage problem
普通家庭都会遇到的典型青春期问题 that happens to any typical family like ours,
你不该惩罚她 而是抱以同情才对 instead of punishing her you should show her some compassion.
你不该告诉我该怎样做好我的本职工作 And you shouldn't tell me how to do my job.
如果你真做好了 Well, maybe if you did it right,
这些家长也不会在背后谈论你 then all the parents wouldn't talk about you
-说你是个彻头彻尾的... -我有个办法 - like you are a steaming pile of-- - Here's a solution.
在我想到该说什么前 任何人不要说话了 Let's all stop talking until I can think of what to say next.
我们去和女儿谈谈 Okay, we'll speak to our daughter
确保她不会再翘课了 and make sure she never misses school again.
很好 因为如果她再... Good. Because if she does...
-请别这么说 -翘课的话 - Please don't say it. - ...miss school again...
-她不会的 -她就会被... - She won't. - ...she's going to be...
-请别说出来 -要是我就不会说 - Don't say it. - I wouldn't say it.
-休学 -好吧 - ...suspended. - Okay.
-该死 -我们达成了共识 - Goddamn it. - We're all on the same page.
亲爱的 我们走吧 Honey, shall we?
我有个冷藏食物的地方 I have a small refrigerated space
我很乐意带你去看看 I would love to introduce you to.
我觉得你在里面看上去会很搭 I think you would look really good in it.
-什么 -小酒窖 - What? - Tiny wine room.
我们正在卖一处带酒窖的房子 We're selling a house with a tiny wine room.
你要是感兴趣 记得联系我们 Let us know if you're interested.
-天啊 -我不在乎他 - Jesus Christ. - I don't care for him.
他是校长 你不能吃掉学校的... He's the principal! You can't eat the school--
你们好 好吧 How's it going? All right.
校长 Principal.
我们昨晚是走运 We got lucky last night
没人看到你在停车场杀了那个人 with that guy you killed in the parking lot.
但大家都看到我们在这 我们登记了 But people have seen us here. We signed in.
如果下一位预约家长发现办公室里血流成河 If his next appointment walked into a bloodbath,
他们可能会猜想是前一个家长干的 they might have tied it to his previous one.
放松 我没吃他 暂时没有 Relax! I didn't eat him... yet.
不不不 你不能吃他 永远不能 No, no, no. You won't eat him, ever.
-好吧 暂时不能 -亲爱的 - Fine. Ever... yet. - Honey.
你越冲动 我们就越容易被抓到 The more impulsive you are, the more likely we'll get caught.
如果我们被抓到 我们就彻底完了 And if we get caught, our lives together will be over, forever.
你明白吗 Do you understand?
嗯 我明白 Yes. I understand.
我不能冲动行事 杀害错误的目标 I can't be impulsive and kill the wrong person,
比如刚才那个混蛋 连一张家人的照片都没有 like that bastard in there who didn't have any family pictures
可能也没有任何朋友 and probably doesn't have any friends,
但是办公室却放着带反光条的运动鞋 but did have sneakers with reflective strips in his office,
说明他可能独自夜跑 so may run alone at night.
谢谢你认真听了我的话 Thank you for hearing me.
我们刚被叫到校长办公室了 So we just got called into the principal's office.
为什么 你们干了什么 Why? What'd you do?
怎么了 明明很好笑 What? That was funny!
-她是个优秀的女孩 -我知道她很优秀 - She's a remarkable girl. - I know she's remarkable.
-我们谈完了 -不 - So then we're done? - No.
正因为你很优秀 所以我们对你期望很高 It's because you're remarkable that we expect more of you.
学校看上去毫无意义 说真的 三角学 It all just seems so meaningless. Seriously, trigonometry?
-那有什么用 -三角学太有用了 - What does that matter? - Trigonometry matters a lot.
任何事物都有三角形 There are triangles in everything.
比萨 三角铁 Pizza. Triangles.
不是图形 是一种乐器 Not the shape, the musical instrument.
-亲爱的 你有什么要补充的吗 -当然 - Honey, anything you want to add? - Sure.
如果艾比不想上学 她就不该去 If Abby doesn't want to go to school, she shouldn't go.
-什么 -等等 你认真的吗 - What? - Wait, you're serious?
像三角形那么认真 As a triangle.
她在学校学的那些东西一半都用不上 She's not gonna use half the stuff they teach in there
你也从来都不关心什么三角几何学 and you never cared about trigonometry.
你唯一感兴趣的三角形就是我裤子里的那个 The only triangle you were interested in was the one in my pants.
-妈 够了 -天啊 - Mom! Oh, my God! - Oh, my God.
跟着感觉走啊 Follow your heart.
你喜欢写诗吗 那就写吧 Listen, you like writing poetry? Maybe do that.
你是说我应该辍学当诗人吗 You're saying I should drop out of school and be a poet?
不 不 不 没人那么说 No, no, no. No one's saying that.
我就是那个意思 That's exactly what I'm saying.
-活出精彩 -什么情况 - Live your best life. - What's happening right now?
现在的情况就是你被禁足了 回房间去 What's happening is you're grounded. So go to your room.
谢谢 这个我明白了 Thank you. No, that I understand.
-你不能总这样 -不能做我自己吗 - You can't keep being like this. - You mean, being who I am?
我知道你现在希望想做什么就做什么 I know you want to do whatever you want now,
但我不确定这个家能不能接受得了 but I'm not sure the family can survive it.
哈蒙德太太 您有事吗 要不要吃饼干 Mrs. Hammond, what are you doing here? Would you like a Triscuit?
你家前门没锁 不吃 谢谢 Your front door was unlocked, and no, thank you.
我需要找个人聊一聊 Listen, I need to talk to someone,
你是我认识的人里最像专家的了 and you are the closest thing to an expert I know.
谢谢 请坐 Thank you. Please, sit.
今天早晨 我感觉特别好 This morning, I felt really great.
我一直在鼓励每个人活出最好的自己 I was encouraging everyone to be their best selves,
但是就在刚才 我让艾比退学 but just now, I told Abby to drop out of school.
在之前 我差点把诺瓦克校长给杀了 And before that, I almost killed Principal Novak.
对 冲动控制 活死人没有这个 Yes, uh, impulse control. The undead do not have it.
我得做些什么 因为我不能这样 I gotta do something, because I can't be like--
-对不起 -没关系 - Sorry. - It's okay.
没吓尿 这算是胜利 No pee, so, that's a win.
你觉得我还有可能有任何控制力吗 Do you think it's possible for me to have any control?
我们无法忽略一个基础事实 We can't ignore a fundamental truth.
活死人完全受自身的伊德驱使 The undead are completely driven by their ID.
但是如果我不能控制我自己 But if I can't control myself,
那我就是把对我重要的一切置于危险之中 then I risk everything that matters to me.
你改变不了自己的本质 You can't change your nature.
-但是我必须得改变啊 -也许可以 - But I have to. - Then maybe you can.
-真的吗 -不 - Do you think? - No.
-可我会失去家人的 -那你就得改变 - But I could lose my family. - Then you have to change.
-可你刚说我改不了啊 -改不了 - But you just said I can't. - You can't.
-可你说我必须改变 -没错 - But you're saying I have to. - You do.
你是说我需要改变自己的本质 You're saying that I need to change my nature,
但那是不可能的 but that's impossible.
对 Yeah.
但另一方面 没有什么是不可能的 Uh, on the other hand, maybe nothing's impossible.
谁能想到 Who would've ever thought
章鱼和小猫会相爱呢 an octopus and a kitten could fall in love?
油管上有 你一定得看看 It's on YouTube, you gotta see it.
能让你燃起希望 It'll give you hope.
不吃 No.
等等 Wait.
不好意思 你想来一个吗 I'm sorry, did you want one?
我以前也逃学 You know, I used to ditch.
我的家庭生活也很有挑战性 My home life was also a little challenging.
真的吗 Really?
珍妮奶奶也把人吃掉一半 Did Grandma Jenny eat half a man
然后把另一半埋在荒漠里吗 and bury the rest of him in the desert?
这倒没有 No.
但她曾因一颗生菜把一个农产品商贩惹哭 But she once made a produce guy cry over a head of lettuce,
她在人们眼中的形象就是如此 and that was her public persona.
那你是怎么应对的 How'd you deal?
收集棒球卡 给松果涂色 Collected baseball cards, painted pine cones.
有时候去树林里朝小鸟大吼大叫 Sometimes I went into the woods and yelled at birds.
你会朝小鸟大吼大叫吗 You yelled at birds?
我们没钱去看心理医生 We didn't have money for a therapist
而朝别人大吼大叫是珍妮奶奶的专长 and yelling at people was Grandma Jenny's thing.
等我大一点后... Then when I got older...
怎么了 What?
太酷了 That was sick!
我16岁时有了一辆摩托车 I got a bike when I was 16
从此再没朝小鸟大吼大叫过 and never yelled at a bird again.
我懂 I can see why.
你那辆也像里克的这么酷吗 Was yours as cool as Rick's?
挺不错的 It was pretty sweet.
83款凯旋摩托车 '83 Triumph Daytona.
-你还留着吗 -留着 放在储物间 - Do you still have it? - Yeah, I keep it in the storage unit...
-天 我想看看 -不行 - Oh, my God, I want to see it. - Nah.
现在只是一堆废铜烂铁 Now it's just a pile of rusted crap.
看看这景色 Check out this view.
我们上高中时 我常带你妈来这 I used to bring your mom up here when we were in high school.
在那张野餐长凳上刻了我俩的姓名首字母 Carved our initials in that picnic bench.
那时这一片还都是空地 Back then it was all just open space.
真是世事无常啊 Man, things change.
妈现在还能产生感情吗 Can mom still love?
-什么 当然了 -你确定吗 - What? Of course she can. - Are you sure?
-确定 -你笑得太诡异了 - Yes. - That's a weird smile.
-我要吓死了 -我也是 - I'm freaking out, man! - I'm freaking out too!
-太诡异了 -太他妈诡异了 - It's so weird! - So fucking weird!
上周 她按烹饪时间煮好意面 Last week, she organized our pasta by cooking times,
还不让我在卧室吃饼干 and wouldn't let me eat crackers in the living room.
周二 她勒死了一只公鸡 Tuesday, she strangled a rooster!
两周前 她还帮我为高考准备单词卡 Two weeks ago, she was making me vocab cards for the SATs.
现在都不在乎我去不去上学了 Now she doesn't care if I go to school anymore.
-是啊 到底怎么回事 是啊 - I know! What the hell's happening? - I know!
我是说 I mean, like,
妈妈那次死是真的死了吗 did Mom die when Mom died?
我真希望可以回答 亲爱的 I wish I had more answers, honey.
我知道和你高中那会儿比 I know things may have changed
很多东西可能都变了 from when you were here in high school but...
但这里依然很美 it's still beautiful.
是的 很美 Yeah, it is.
走吧 你妈还在科学展览那等我们呢 Come on, your mom's waiting for us at that science fair.
等等 你们在哪刻了你们的首字母 Wait. Where'd you carve your initials?
在这 There it is.
好甜蜜啊 That's sweet.
刻在这里二十多年了 It's been here over 20 years.
当然 周围的杰作是最近的 Of course, the artwork around it is new.
欢迎未来的科学家 圣克拉丽塔高中
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
总有一天他会造出一个软体女人 One day he'll build a woman out of soft materials
然后再也不出门 and never come out of his room.
你还没喝你的酒呢 You haven't touched your margarita.
真多龙舌兰 That's a lot of tequila.
自从我发现这个窍门后 我就成了 Ever since I discovered this little trick I have been, like,
最佳妈妈 the best mom.
我提前喝酒因为之后还有个工作 Plus I'm pregaming for a work thing later.
-今晚吗 -没错 - Tonight? - Oh, yeah.
医药代理人的工作时间超有弹性 Pharmaceutical rep hours are super flexible.
所以我们很多人才有空上《单身汉》 That's why so many of us have time to go on The Bachelor.
我去 No.
看看他 无意义之王 Look at him, the king of nothing.
"欢迎来到我的地盘 "Yes, welcome to my land.
"我很伟大 "I am great.
"我是个性旅行者 周游全世界 "I am a sex tourist, traveling the world over.
"花大笔钱嫖妓 "Paying handsomely for sex.
"我正在放屁 "Oh, I am currently farting."
没鸡巴的讨厌鬼 You dickless bore.
-艾瑞克真是科学明星啊 -是啊 - Eric is quite the star, hmm? - Yeah.
不知道他从哪遗传来的 他爸那么笨 I don't know where he gets it. His father was so dumb.
笨得离谱 I mean, crush a mouse dumb.
我的天 My.
-哈蒙德夫人 -诺瓦克校长 - Mrs. Hammond. - Principal Novak.
不好意思今天早上会面出了岔子 I am sorry that things went awry this morning.
谢谢 道歉接受 Thank you. Apology accepted.
-我不是在道歉 -你刚刚说不好意思 - I wasn't actually apologizing. - You just said you were sorry.
我是对你引发的状况感到同情 I'm sorry about the situation, which you instigated.
这是不是有个土豆做的钟需要你去看看啊 Isn't there a potato clock somewhere that needs your attention?
你应该感激我没有让艾比休学 You should be grateful that I didn't suspend Abby.
事实上 我可能还会这么做 In fact, I still might.
这取决于你接下来要说的话 女士 It all depends on what you say next, madame.
好吧 对不起 Fine, I'm sorry.
-你个放屁性旅行者 -好狠 - You farting sex tourist. - Oh, snap.
告诉艾比明天不用来学校了 Tell Abby don't bother coming to school tomorrow.
真是个混球 What a cuntstick.
-帮我拿一下 -好 - Hold this? - Yeah.
-希拉 -乔 - Sheila! - Joel!
你来了 艾比呢 you're here. Where's Abby?
她要去趟她的储物柜 我有话对你说 She needed to swing by her locker. I need to tell you something.
-什么 -我爱你 - Yes? - I love you.
自从我们在那个野餐凳上 I have loved you
刻下我们名字的首字母 我就爱上你了 since we carved our initials in that picnic bench.
结婚十九年来我一直深爱着你 I've loved you for the 19 years we've been married,
只要我们还在一起我就会永远爱你 and I'll love you for however long we have together.
所以 你只要做你自己就好 So... you be whoever you need to be.
就因为一些事物发生了改变 Just because something's changed
不意味着它不再美丽动人 doesn't mean it's not still beautiful.
这正是我现在想听到的 That's exactly what I needed to hear.
我的天 Oh, my God.
你好 诺瓦克 Hey, Novak.
-爸爸 -艾比 回去 - Dad? - Abby, go back.
我就不绕弯子了 Let's keep this simple.
艾比现在正处于非常时期 Abby's going through a really hard time right now
所以你不能让她休学 如果你这样做 so you're not going to suspend her, because if you do
我会让你痛不欲生 I will make your life miserable.
我能卖了你的房子 能搞乱你的房产估值 I can sell your home, I can fuck up your Zillow estimate.
我能把你住的片区划归到给马 I can rezone your neighborhood for horses.
我有个愿意为我赴汤蹈火的公证人 I have a notary that will do anything for me.
我是一名房地产经纪人 我能毁了你 I am a realtor and I can destroy you.
这都取决于你接下来要说的话 It'll all depend on what you say next.
告诉艾比明天来学校上学 Tell Abby I'll see her at school tomorrow.
很好 祝你有一个愉快的夜晚 Okay, then. You have a lovely evening.
你好有气场 You were intense.
没错 你是我的宝贝 Well, yeah, you're my baby.
好了 我们去看看艾瑞克的展示吧 All right, let's go check out Eric's action.
你为什么不杀了诺瓦克 我不是在抱怨 Why didn't you kill Novak? Not that I'm complaining.
你告诉我去做我应该成为的人 You told me to be who I needed to be,
那就是一个不想失去家庭的人 and that's someone who doesn't want to lose her family.
-快点 亲爱的 我们要晚了 -我的天 - Come on, honey, we're gonna be late. - Oh, my God.
圣克拉丽塔高中
-诺瓦克校长 等等 -走开 - Principal Novak, wait. - Leave me alone.
-你是塞尔维亚人吗 -离我远点 - Are you Serbian? - Leave me alone.
我透过窗户看到了旗子 是塞尔维亚国旗 I saw the flag in your window. It's Serbian.
-我在调查中见过它 -放手 - I saw it in my research. - Let go.
-你会说塞尔维亚语吗 -你们这群疯子 - Do you speak Serbian? - You people are insane.
-你会塞尔威亚语吗 -不 但我外婆会 - Do you speak Serbian? - No, but my grandmother does.
你最好放我走 You better let me go
因为我和她住 如果八点前没到家... because I live with her and if I'm not home by 8:00...
其实也没事 因为我是成年人了 It's not a big deal cuz I'm a grown man
我可以做任何想做的事情 and I can do whatever I want.
不过 我还是得走 Still, I'm leaving.
我需要见见你外婆 I need to meet your grandmother!
你们好 好吧 How's it going? All right.
妹子 Hey, girl.
还记得昨晚我和你说的那个工作机会吗 Remember that work opportunity I told you about last night?
-我搞定了 -太好了 一笔大交易吗 - I closed the deal. - Ooh, awesome. Big sale?
交易 不不 Sale? No, no.
那个机会是指和一位肿瘤医生滚床单 The opportunity was to bone an oncologist.
-什么 -没错 - What? - Yeah.
我们已经眉来眼去几个礼拜了 而你鼓励了我 We've been flirting for weeks, and you inspired me.
"活出精彩" 对吧 "Live your best life," right?
谢谢你 Thank you.
客户会迟到15分钟 所以不用急 The clients are running 15 minutes late, so no rush.
只是二月的三个周末而已 It's just three weekends in February.
你不能就这样跑去追约翰·传奇的巡演 You can't just pick up and follow John Legend on tour.
这可能是我最后一次机会了 But this could be my last chance.
他和克莉茜有孩子了 Now that he and Chrissy have the baby,
约翰想在家陪家人 John wants to be home with his family.
他是个好父亲 He's such a good dad.
你不能不和我商量就这么干 You don't do something like this without us talking about it.
-好消息 里克 -糟了 - Good news, Rick. - Oh, shit.
你的路虎车提早到货了 Your Range Rover came in early.
-只需要签下名 -你买了辆新车 - Just need a signature. - Did you buy a new car?
我们早点去待售房吧 Maybe let's get to the house early. Okay.
这都是因为你 是吗 This is all you, right?
他们是成年人 可以自己做决定了 They're grown-ups. They can make their own decisions.
-你和他说什么了 -开车 宝贝 - What did you tell him? - Just drive, honey.
他们是我们的邻居 You know, these are our neighbors.
我们得维护好关系 完蛋 丹来了 We have to maintain relationships. Oh, Christ, there's Dan.
乔 Hey, Joel!
我给你的喷雾还放在你门口 The sprayer I gave you is still on your porch!
赶紧喷药杀蚂蚁啊 Spray your goddamn ants!
真是群懒鬼 整个街区都要我负责 Lazy sons of bitches. I take care of this whole neighborhood.