Where? - In the entire city!
"Where are you?"
"Hi, gorgeous!"
"Where are you?"
"We are lost in your love!"
"Where are you?"
"We are lost in your love!"
"We wild and whacky."
"Unconcerned with the world."
"We have been searching for you everywhere."
"Where are you?"
"Hi, gorgeous!"
"No one understands our pain!"
"Who should we share our grief with?"
"Where can we find the shore?"
"Having lost both the worlds!"
"We should your name aloud on the streets!"
"Where are you"
"We are lost in your love!"
Hey! Go on! Get lost! I can't pretend to be a wife!
Be positive! We're ready to pay as much money you want.
But, I'm going out of town with him for 3 days.
Yes, let's go. - Look, brother...
it's very important that she come with us today.
It's equally important for her to come with me today.
Brother, you can't understand! - It's you who can't understand!
I've been trying to get into a 'No Entry' since so many days.
I've finally got an entry today and you want me to do that tomorrow!
So you won't relent? - Impossible!
Will you understand if we hit you? - Look... This is illegal!
So all this is legal?
My wife will divorce me if she doesn't come with me today!
Your wife will divorce you if she doesn't go with you today!
But brother, swear by Reliance that you will make your wife meet mine once...
so that she also learns something from her!
This applause tells us that you all are really enjoying...
the spicy question and answer rounds of all the couples here.
You tell me... what is the difference you have experienced...
between the nuptial night and the nights after?
I think that the husband gradually becomes less of a romantic.
Really? - Yeah!
Mrs. Shekhar, what is the difference that you've experienced?
Nothing at all! For me, every night is a nuptial night!
What she means to say is... since the day we got married...
each night has been like the nuptial night for us.
Okay, tell me. In these expensive times, should it be only the husband...
who should earn or the wife as well? - Both!
The man should earn during the day and the woman at night.
Superb! What a reply that was! It means that the man should toil...
during the day. And when he comes home tired at night...
the wife should serve him and earn his love!
Isn't that what you want to say? - Give me the mike!
No, no! It's done. It was the right answer.
Let's applaud!
May Mr. Gupta be praised!
May Mr. Gupta... - Enough!
Greetings! - Greetings! Welcome, Mr. Gupta.
Please come, Please sit here.
I've seen her somewhere. - No, sir.
This girl is not from this city. - I've seen her very closely.
Where?
I have seen her. I'll just be back in a second.
The decision of the judges is here. And as all of us had expected...
the award for the best couple goes to Mr. And Mrs. Shekhar!
You really deserve this award! Superb!
Brothers and sisters, I'm really pleased to be here.
I really liked your programme.
Your job is done.
Do you remember? - I do remember, Sunny.
Sunday, at 11 o'clock at Judge Saxena's residence, isn't it?
I do remember. - Judge! Are you in some kind of trouble?
Shekhar is just like my younger brother.
Had it not been for him, I wouldn't have existed!
I mean, my newspaper would have not existed.
It's due to his hard work and honesty that my newspaper is successful today.
That's why I want to make him my business partner.
Great!
But you've come alone for such a joyous occasion.
Why didn't you bring your wife along?
She won't be able to come for the wedding as well!
Why?
You see. Tell them, brother.
Actually, my wife doesn't keep too well.
But Shekhar and you were just talking about something.
Well... I won't hide anything from you... My wife is a bit mentally unwell.
You see... she saw the World Trade Centre crumbling from quite close!
9/11... your wife was in America then?
No, she saw it on TV. - On TV!
That's it. She's been so badly affected by that incident...
that it may be quite risky to bring her to the wedding!
One never knows what she might end up doing!
That's all right.
Priest, you're taking so long to find an auspicious time!
Brother, you're getting better and better!
What do you mean?
If you continue lying this way, you'll beat brother Prem one day!
What happened? - My right eye has started...
twitching suddenly. Will something go wrong?
Something goes wrong only if the left eye twitches.
But why my eye?
Come on, move! - Look, Inspector...
I'm not that kind of a girl!
Then what kind of a girl are you? - Very decent and respectable...
and I belong to a good family. - So what are you doing in this hotel?
Well... I had a fight with my husband. That's why I came here.
Really! Women go their parent's house after fighting and you...
Look, Inspector, this is a family tradition.
We fight with our husbands and come and stay in a hotel. - Yes, yes.
We don't give our parents a bad name by living with them!
Who is this with you? - Him?
He's my younger brother. - Brother!
What happened, sister? What happened, sister?
See what the Inspector is... - Okay. So your brother is a Gujarati!
C'mon! Move! - If the Hindus, Muslims, Sikhs...
and Christians can be brothers, why can't a Gujarati be one?
What was he doing here with you?
He had come to cajole me and take me home.
Yes! Come home, sister. Brother-in-law must also be very worried!
Inspector, we were discussing family planning...
I mean, family matters in the hotel room. I swear by Reliance!
If your sister is married, she must be having a husband too!
Where is he?
Sunday, at 11 o'clock at Judge Saxena's residence, isn't it?
You want to meet my husband, isn't it? That's all. Come along.
According to the holy calendar, the moon is not in a favourable position...
for the next 2 days, sir. These 4 days are very inauspicious.
Isn't there an auspicious time before that?
So, you're really eager to get married!
What is it, Inspector? Who is she?
Sorry, Sir. We have arrested her at the hotel raid.
She says that she's married and that her husband is at your place.
Her husband! Your husband? Who is he?
I've told them that... - No, there's no need to say anything!
Darling, was that the only hotel in the entire city to go to?
Look how you're dressed!
Uncle, I told you about the World Trade Centre thing.
That's fine but staying in such a hotel... - What do I say now?
What will you say? It's all his fault!
Whenever you were angry with her, you stayed in a hotel, didn't you?
Yes. - Then? Yes, I used to do that.
That's what is set her mind.
You came here without her and she got angry.
How would she know about the kind of hotel?
Who are you? - Me?
I'm his brother-in-law. She is my sister.
Hadrt I asked you to take care of your sister?
Why did you let her get out of a house? - Out of the house!
That's all! Inspector, I'm sorry for the trouble.
Are you satisfied now? - There's no need to say all this!
Just tell him that the next time I'm at some hotel, he shouldn't arrest me!
This... how can I say this? - No problem! I'll tell him.
Inspector, henceforth no matter when and where you meet her, no arrests!
Come, my child. Sit down. You've come at a very good time.
After 5 days, your brother-in-law will be married.
Mr. Kishan... Bring her surely to the wedding.
Yes. - Promise!
I want just this kind of a laptop for my Shekhar.
Excuse me, madam. Can I help you? - What's the price of this laptop?
It's already sold, madam. It's being billed right now. Someone else...
Okay. Give me another one like this. - I'm sorry, we're out of stock.
Listen. You can buy this one. I'll select another one.
No, it's really okay. Thank you. - You must give the wedding present...
on the first night itself and not later. Give it to her please.
That is so kind of you! But there's a condition!
You will have to come for a cup of coffee with me.
Think about it. You may have to treat me to 2 cups.
I'm in the habit of talking a lot! - It will be a lot of fun then...
because I have the same habit! Shall we go?
Both have the same habit as all women!
What? Really? Congratulations! Congratulations!
Did you hear that? My aunt's son, Balvinder, our 'Ballu'...
he's getting married on Sunday. We've been called to the village.
You can go if you want to! I'm not going to that house...
where people tried to get you married to someone else!
One must forget old matters at such times, kaajal.
You will have to come with me. - No! I won't go!
Stop being childish, kaajal! Please! - I said I don't want to go!
Kaajal, you... - Stop! Stop! Do you want her to agree?
Fine... as you wish... but I'll have to go.
Or else, Ballu won't sit on the horse! He won't be able to get married!
Ballu, do one thing! Come along with me. - Okay.
Or I'll get bored alone. - Absolutely!
Are you feeling bad that I'm not going?
But you can understand my problem too, isn't it?
Besides, my friend is getting married here on Sunday.
I have to attend her wedding. - Yes.
Which friend is getting married? And that too, on Sunday!
It could be anyone. Why are you scared?
I dread that on reaching my wedding, dressed as a groom...
sister-in-law will welcome me with the bride's friends!
What are you saying, pal? Will you get me divorced...
on the day of your wedding? - No!
Sanjana can't be that friend! - Why?
Look, has Sanjana ever met kaajal? - No.
Has kaajal ever met Sanjana? - No.
Have I ever spoken about Sanjana to your sister-in-law?
No.
Have you ever spoken to your sister-in-law about Sanjana?
Where did you give me the chance to do that?
So then? Be positive, pal!
Look... please take this. 20,000 rupees should be enough for 3 hours!
Give me more! - Here you go. Please. Is it fine now?
This way, I can see both your office and your home being sold!
It's your father-in-law who asked me to bring this crazy woman along!
Your marriage would be in trouble without her!
I will get married, won't I?
There's hardly any time left for the auspicious moment!
All your problems will be solved. Be positive!
May Mr. Gupta be praised!
Welcome!
Shekhar! This is my son-in-law.
You... you know him? - Quite well!
Really! How?
Daddy... look, mummy is calling you there.
Mummy! Oh, mummy!
Excuse me. I'll just be back. Take care. - I'll just be back.
Hey, Photo!
Sit!
So, Photo... What's with this second marriage?
It's a second marriage!
Sir... - Yes.
It's a second marriage.
Photo, did you leave your first wife? Or did she elope with someone else?
Well... Both! - Both?
Yes. She was eloping with someone; I left her.
That's good. She was an immoral girl!
The girl is immoral!
- What's going on?
What is it?
I am coming.
That's amazing! You're the first wife in this world...
who is attending her husband's wedding and is happy as well!
It's my brother-in-law's wedding. Mr. P.k.
Really? - Yes.
When did Shekhar become your brother-in-law?
Since the time he became my husband!
You're her husband!
You gave us the 'best couple' award and forgot!
Tell me something... - We'll talk later.
Have this sweet first. Have a 'laddu' first.
Brother! That minister... - Don't you worry!
Now he'll open his mouth only to eat 'laddus'!
Look!
Scoot!
Why are you needlessly tensed? Look at me? Am I tensed?
Your tension has arrived! Look over there!
How come she's here? What should we do now?
Are you tensed now? - Don't be so smug!
I've just come along with the marriage procession. But it's you who...
has to get married, isn't it? - Yes... Run!
Sorry! - You insolent man!
Do you know where Sanjana is? - She's there.
What an insolent man that was! Refused to relent.
Are you kaajal? - Yes.
Who is that playing this funeral tune at a wedding?
Uncle, give me a cold drink.
Mummy! Look... uncle is not giving me a cold drink! Mummy!
You! And why are you dressed as a groom?
That's it! Even you feel that it's my wedding, isn't it?
Even I feel that way!
Actually, sister-in-law, it's my friend's wedding.
He buys two of everything.
Two shoes! One for me and one for him!
Two watches! One for me and one for him!
And this... he's gone too far this time!
Two outfits! One for me and one for him!
I hope he didn't buy two 'mangalsutras'!
Sister-in-law, your sense of humour is just great!
Just a minute!
You had gone to Poona with kishan, isn't it?
We came back! - Why?
Because...
Brother!
Tell her why we came back from Poona.
Poona... Poona... where did we go to Poona at all?
I could remember each and everything you said on the train.
The way my aunt fought with you,
the way she made digs at you all the time...
and the way she used to encourage me to get married again!
That's it! I caught Sunny's hand and got off the train!
It's good that we got off at a station.
Or else, he would have also gotten me...
Call the bride and the groom, please.
Go, Sunny! They're calling you!
What are you staring at me for? Go to your friend!
His friend is really strange!
Neither will he sit on the dais without him...
nor will he get married!
I wonder what will happen on the nuptial night!
But it's his friend's wedding! Why are you dressed like a relative?
Hey! That's right! Why am I carrying this burden on my head?
Come on, kaajal, let's go home. - Wait till the wedding takes place.
How will the wedding take place if you're around?
What?
I mean, will the wedding not take place if you're not around?
Come on, let's go. Let's go home. - I want to see the groom's face.
He's shyer than the bride! You won't be able to see his face!
What happened now? - You're not taking me seriously, kaajal!
My condition is getting worse, kaajal! - Why have you kept your hand there?
Because I'm in pain, kaajal! - What! Should I call the doctor?
That will be of no use. Let's go to the doctor instead!
Let's go. - Yes.
Hey! It's nothing! Watch the wedding! - What!
One must say that! A persors wedding should not be ruined!
Let's go to the doctor.
Son-in-law!
Thats my wife!
You're very lucky. You've just come in time.
Or it would have been too late! - What?
Yes. I was just going to go home!
Get up! Everything is normal. - Normal?
Yes.
Doctor, has my sugar level increased by any chance?
No! Your sugar, salt and chilly, everything is normal!
Did you run a grocery shop earlier? - How did you know that?
It's been years since I shut that business down.
Doctor, you do laugh a lot!
A doctor has told me that laughter is very good for health!
Stop laughing and tell us about his health!
He had a heart attack. - But you just said that...
everything is normal.
I have to say that! If you tell the heart patient about the first attack...
he may get the second attack! - Oh my God!
What happened? - I don't have pain...
in the chest, but here.
Oh! The kidney! Are you miserable? Do you drink night and day?
I'm not a miserable drunkard! I married the woman I fell in love with.
Good Lord! We were saved from the fourth Devdas (movie).
But what you are suffering from is worms...
I mean, it is a heart problem. I'll prescribe a few medicines.
Good if you take them and better if you don't.
To be honest, more than medicines, what you need is...
Prayer, isn't it?
You need a holiday.
I'm giving you this card along with the case paper.
This is the best hotel of Mauritius.
You'll get a discount of 25% if you give my reference.
You're not a doctor! You're a travel agent!
How did you find out?
Doctor! What are you doing here?
Doctor! Mr. Kishan? The doctor is my brother.
He called me to inform me that you'd be coming.
So, are you twin brothers?
What do I say? My father was a real... Come along.
He's younger and I'm older. But he thinks that he's older!
Now you tell me... Is his dispensary bigger or this hotel?
Your hotel is bigger. - So who is older? Me or him?
You're older. - Absolutely right!
What did you say? - Nothing.
Please take my luggage and my wife to the room.
Hello, Sunny! How are you? - Why have you called?
Hey! Why are you talking so rudely? - The state you left me in...
I felt that I wasrt getting married but fighting a war!
But your wedding did take place.
Did you see how I pretended to have a heart attack?
Brother, don't you feel that you're just lying these days?
Be positive, pal! It's said that even if you lie a 100 times...
to help a wedding take place, God forgives you!
He will forgive a 100 lies, not a 1000!
To keep you free from worry, I've come to Mauritius...
with your sister-in-law. And you! - What? What did you say?
Where have you come? - Mauritius! Why?
Welcome! I'm here as well! - What! In which hotel are you?
I'll never tell you that! Or else, here also, you will...
Hey, Sunny! In the whole wide world, did you have to come to this hotel...
and this city for your honeymoon?
Did you inform me that... you were coming to this city and this hotel?
Look, Sunny, before our wives see each other...
take Sanjana away from here. Please!
I can say the same dialogue to you, can't I?
Hey! Kaajal thinks that I'm a heart patient. I can't move around!
What will I tell her about the shifting?
As if I won't have to explain anything to Sanjana!
Look, brother! This is your second honeymoon but the first one for me!
Have some mercy on me! - Don't scream!
My cottage is right here!
Your sister-in-law will come out! - That one?
Yes! - Very good! This one's mine!
Run, brother!
Brother!
You're here! What a surprise!
Has sister-in-law come along as well?
Well... she wasrt feeling too well. So...
So, I left her home.
Sir, I've taken your luggage and your wife to the room.
Brother, why did you lie that you haven't got sister-in-law along?
Sanjana... - Because he's ashamed, Sanjana.
You do know that sister-in-law isn't mentally sound.
So that means I was alone in the room with a mad woman!
I can understand your problem. Look at where she is!
How did she come here, Sunny?
Is that your wife, sir?
You just took her to the room and forgot about it so soon!
No, but the one I left in the room... - Shut up! You're arguing with me!
But, Sir, the one I left in the room... - Come on... Scoot! Go on!
He's a strange, forgetful man!
Listen... Who are you? - What do you mean?
Who are both of you? - She's my wife. I swear by Reliance!
And I'm her husband! Why? - So, who is that man...
who's calling himself her husband? - Who?
That man!
So, the couple is here too! How are you, Sanjana?
So you've come for your honeymoon with my darling brother-in-law?
You've got your brother along here too!
Why did you have to follow us? - You had asked me...
to take care of sister, isn't it? - That was in India.
I can take care of her myself here!
So you're back. - Let's go, Sanjana.
Where? - To the room!
Why are you standing here? Scoot!
Hey, Bobby! You're here too. Where are you running off too?
Well... - Where is Sunny?
What happened? Why did you bring me to the room so fast?
Kiss me! - No! Not now!
Who is he? - I'm her brother.
So, you're her brother!
Hey, kaajal! - You want to kill my Sunny!
You think you're a great don! I'll kill you before you can...
kaajal! He's not her brother. He is one of her brother's men...
who has become her bodyguard to protect her from him!
Go, take Bobby away.
Sunny!
Get up!
Stand up straight!
What were you doing in that room?
Sister-in-law, I... I went looking for her to that room by mistake.
And I've been looking for you since so long! You are really...
Why do both of you get out of each other's sight?
You've come for your honeymoon. Enjoy yourselves together!
That's what I always keep telling him but he doesn't listen to me!
So, will you enjoy with him?
Well... he's my husband!
Brother-in-law! - Where are your glasses?
How many times have I told you to wear your glasses!
Your brother-in-law is there! That one! - Me!
What's happening here? I'm really confused!
Let's go to our rooms. Let's freshen up and meet again in the evening.
That's right. Let's freshen up. - But where should I go?
With your brother-in-law! Where else? - Let's go. Let's go, kaajal.
Who is whose husband and who is whose wife...
I must find that out!
"A heart is always crazy!"
"It defies all logic!"
"How can it be blamed if it behaves waywardly..."
"in such a charming company?"
"A heart is always crazy!"
"It defies all logic!"
"How can it be blamed if it behaves waywardly..."
"in such a charming company?"
"It beats relentlessly at nights defying all efforts..."
"it remains under no control."
"Careful lest it might break."
"It's very fragile."
"It caves under no pressure..."
"All efforts fail..."
"to separate it from another heart it loves!"
"We are together..."
"immersed in love."
"Why won't it not inebriate us?"
"That too with such a companion around?"
"The language and the tale of love..."
"need no expression for the heart to understand."
"A heart responds to another heart intuitively."
"Let love flow freely."
"Let the hearts unite without any fear."
"Don't put them under any guard!"
"All it takes is a moment..."
"for the hearts to meet and blossom."
"And the trance of love engulfs a person..."
"in such a captivating company."
"A heart is always crazy!"
"It defies all logic!"
"How can it be blamed if it behaves waywardly..."
"in such a charming company?"
Minister, what are you doing here in South Africa?
Hi Prem. How are you? - I'm fine.
Are you here on a vacation? - No, I have settled down here.
Settled...? Your business was doing fine in India.
There were heavy showers in Mumbai on the 26th of July.
I thought the rains were romantic, so I fixed a programme in my guest house.
I had no idea the rains would turn into a nightmare.
The water ran neck high, people reached home after two days.
I was also stuck out there with her for two days.
The media worked overnight, they found me out.
And I was watching myself on tv.
The pictures were damn sleazy... bad, very bad.
I cleared the mess up in the morning.
And wife? - Said, I don't deserve to be in India.
And she dragged me here. - Nice.
At least India is rid of a self-styled leader.
You are one damn step ahead of me. How do you it?
I don't understand.
How do you woo girls? Teach me.
You were thrown out of India because of women.
D'you want to be thrown out of here too?
You have a pretty good wife. Why do you flip about?
Have you seen my wife? - Yes
Beautiful, well-mannered, strong and reliable...
she's a real gem. And you... gosh!
You are raving
That woman can't see me happy
Everytime I fall in love, she grieves.
If I give dictations to my secretary, she feels bad. This is not fair.
Forget India, you don't deserve to live in this world.
I'll kill you and rather be a widow. - Go ahead.
Greetings. - Bless you.
Get up!
- My glasses...
What do you think you were watching?
Get back here... you can't sleep at nights if you sight me, eh?
To hell with your love! Move it!
You always make up your mind at the last moment, kishan.
Four hours! - Several famous actors too.
Four hours are not a big deal. Why did you stop? Move ahead.
Whom has she come along with?
It doesn't matter whom she has come with? Come on...
You consider Sunny as your younger brother...
and you aren't bothered to know with whom his wife is?
I mean, the movie is about to start...
I remember... she calls him a brother.
What is going on here? - Kaajal...
Come on, we'll tell Sunny about it then it's up to Sunny and her.
Let's go from here.
What is going on here?
Tell him to stay away from my friend. - Kaajal... kaajal...
kaajal, you?
Arert you ashamed of yourself?
You've just been married and have come...
back from a honeymoon. What are you doing?
What have I done?
You've come for a movie with another man...
and you dare to ask me what you have done?"
The guy is indeed handsome and smart but that doesn't...
mean you will deceive your husband. - Just listen...
And you... you've got wandering eyes, right?
Go upstairs, and see what your wife is doing?
Your wife?
Kaajal, let's go. The movie will start anytime.
Movie can wait but I'll teach him such a lesson today...
which will make him forget his maths.
Don't do it, kaajal. In school, he used to fail in maths.
He has not only failed in maths but also in his life.
Just because I am quiet it doesn't mean that I won't say anything.
What will you say?
That... rather you should be ashamed and not me.
Why are you with him if you claim to be upright? - With him?
He wife might be crazy but he's still a rich man...
and so you've come with him, haven't you?
What... what is she saying?
We will sort it out amicably after seeing the movie.
Let's go or else we'll miss the movie.
She's calling me crazy and you want to see a movie?
Am I crazy? Am I? - How can you be crazy, kaajal?
Then whom is she calling crazy? - His wife...
Hey, I am his wife.
If you are his wife then who is she?
She's Bobby, his wife...
Not his wife but his...
What? She's your wife?
No she's his wife. - What?
Is Bobby your wife? - No, she's his wife.
Whose wife is she? - His...
Tell us, whose wife Bobby is? - His...
She's my wife... - What?
I means ours... - Both of us...
You lied to me... - kaajal, please...
Listen to me... - kaajal, please...
You have been sleeping in the office for the past two days.
I have a very good solution for all your worries.
I have a weapon for you, sir!
Weapon? - I mean an idea, sir!
Do you belong to a blacksmith family...
that you are calling an idea a weapon?
Sir, you are a wayward fellow, a thorough womanizer.
You are not as you seem to be.
Hey, mind your language. - And you are no less.
Sister on the face with Bobby in arms!
Hey, what did you say just now?
You have to say this to each other's wife.
Your have prove yourself as the villain
while proving the other guy to be a hero.
That will purge all your sins.
I am your slave, sir!
You can return the idea if you don't like it.
But it really hurts when somebody bashes me.
Why didn't you give such a positive idea before?
We've been tensed about it for the past two days?
Thank you very much.
C'mon Ritu, get ready soon.
Greetings, uncle! - Greetings, dear!
Where's Sanjana, uncle? - She's gone to meet you.
She's at my house? But why?
To apologise. She'd offended you yesterday...
kaajal, you will miss each other if you go to your house now.
Why don't you wait here?
She will come here moment now.
Kaajal dear, we've to go somewhere. Please don't mind. Is anybody there?
No Lakshmi, I don't want tea or coffee You can get back to your work.
Sanjana...
Hey, is nobody home?
Oh, you are here...
It's good that you are alone.
Sanjana, I need to talk to you.
You are angry with, brother, aren't you?
But it's my fault.
I am the real culprit.
Brother is no lesser to a saint. God has stopped creating such good men.
My only hobby is: Girls...
It's an art to hook up a girl and I am an expert in it.
It's not difficult to hook them up.
Yes. If the girl seems difficult to please...
then act to be in love with another and try to commit suicide.
Then that girl will come to your rescue and then its fun.
But Sanjana was different.
Whenever, I moved closer to her.
She'd ask me to wait till marriage.
And so I had to make her my wife.
My wife has a headache...
She keeps cribbing for all 24 hours.
How can a sane man live with her?
I've never understood how can a man live...
with one woman for his entire life?
There are some who do just as your Sunny.
But I cannot live like that. It's true.
Lies... she keeps insisting upon not lying.
Does she understand what a lie is?
I must have lied to her many times.
The first lie is that I don't lie...
And the second one that I don't love anyone else other than her.
But the truth is I love Bobby!
That's why I have kept Bobby in another house.
Where I can visit frequently to have a nice time.
For the past couple of days we have been living as husband and wife.
One last weapon is left, sir!
I used it and it had the right effect.
Which weapon? - Divorce.
Sir, listen to my whole idea. I want to save your marital life.
I had a fight with my wife and she threatened to walk out...
I asked her to leave only after a divorce.
Ever since, my wife has forgotten...
even to mention her parental home.
Sir, can I take a seat?
We men have only one weapon against our wives.
Sir, these letters have come for you.
This one is yours.
What happened, sir?
What is it, sir?
Had you given this idea to our wives before telling us?
They have sent us a divorce notice.
Now what are we going to do?
Only God can help you.
Control yourself, Sunny!
Be positive... why are you laughing?
The colour of my envelope is red and yours is yellow.
Here we are about to lose our lives and you are...
thinking of the envelope's colour?
Think of something... think...
That's what I am doing...
Wonder what Prem must be doing after having put us in this condition.
Hello. - Hello Prem, it's me kishan!
Kishan, yeah tell me.
Didrt I tell you, he hasn't gone for any business trip?
He's having a time of his life with girls around him.
At this time of the night? - It's daytime there.
Prem, a catastrophe has struck us.
It's very bad but there's no such news here.
Because of you, I... - Not I but us...
we are in deep trouble.
My life... - Our lives...
Yes, our lives have been destroyed by our wives.
What do you mean by us? Who else got ruined along with you?
Mine...
Sekhar's! You are married too?
Yes and now I am going to get divorced too.
Divorce?
Don't be so surprised.
The girl that you'd sent to my guest house...
has set our houses on fire.
She was a bombshell, not a small cracker.
Shame on you! Two men can't hide an affair!
An editor and a crime reporter! What makes your newspaper sell?
Chuck the newspaper first...
Hey, what are you doing? Talk to him nicely.
Okay then, you speak to him...
The matter has turned very serious here.
Please do something or else my life will also be ruined...
along with your friend. - Friend?
One who cannot do one simple thing?
One who cannot even lie to his wife?
Couldrt handle Bobby... how can he ruin your life?
He cannot be my friend. - Prem, stop giving a speech.
Come here and solve our problem or else...
Or else... - Or else, what?
Or else...
Our lives will be ruined...
I know that you have solutions to every problem.
Please come back soon. We are alone here.
Hey, don't cry... I am coming back.
You should be ashamed of yourselves. You doubt your...
saintly husbands and that too for Bobby.
She's my wife and their sister-in-law.
Prem, why are you taking the blame to save your friends?
Kaajal, I am not taking anyone's blame...
I swear by my friends, I am not lying.
And if I am lying then they will die within one week.
What?
You still don't believe me?
I think, I'll have to give them the geographical details of my life.
Bobby and I loved each other since childhood.
But my and her fathers were sworn enemies.
And so Bobby and I got married secretly.
On the next day of our wedding...
my father went to Barista for coffee.
He met Pooja there, happened to like her and then she became my wife.
Take it in whichever way...
but I couldn't break my father's heart.
He was a heart patient.
His situation was so critical that he would...
clasp his heart while talking to me.
And I was in a constant fear that he'd die any moment.
And I'd have to carry his burden on my shoulder.
We just steal a couple of singles while he...
talks only in boundaries.
We will lose our match if he loses his wicket.
My father was very happy with our wedding.
He was so happy with our wedding that he...
died of heart attack two days later.
And left me with two wives.
I remember him all the time.
Let's not discuss such depressing topics.
Let's come to the point.
While going abroad I asked you to look after Pooja...
leaving poor Bobby alone.
And so I asked my friends to take care of her...
when I am not in town.
That's what they did.
But what was the need for you to lie?
But they couldn't also speak the truth.
After all Pooja is your friend.
You could've squealed to Pooja.
You would have told her that Bobby is my wife.
Then who am I?
The guys are trapped, I'm helping them out.
I'm not involved. There's this girl...
Prem, what are you whispering in her ears?
Hang on.
Why are you gesturing? Say what you want to?
Just wait for a couple of minutes, please!
No Prem, whatever you have to say... say it aloud.
Then listen...
Pooja, they called me up in South Africa saying that...
their secret has been revealed asking me to rush back.
That their wives have come to know of their affairs.
I came here for the sake of their friendship.
You are our friend but that doesn't mean you will say anything.
Our friendship is limited to this birth but my...
relationship with my wife spans over many births.
This calculation makes no sense that I'll leave my wife for a friend.
You are actually responsible to ruin his life.
I am a witness of your attempts to set him up with Bobby.
And he got me trapped in return. He's the witness.
Pooja, these two... - Enough...
Just tell me, have I ever enquired about your whereabouts?
Have I ever questioned you for your late nights?
Have I ever asked you for any explanation?
Not only that, whenever you were not at home I'd answer...
all the unwanted phone calls and take all the messages.
I used to trust you so much.
But today, you've lost that trust. You've lost your Pooja forever.
Pooja, these three friends are alike.
Hey listen, I don't know about them...
but I am not at all like them.
Prove yourself innocent in the court.
C'mon, Pooja!
Pooja won't go anywhere.
Listen to me, you can go to badminton court tennis or any other court.
But don't go to that court. Pooja... Pooja...
She is not even responding. - We've got the answer, Prem.
My answer carries a notice along while yours does not.
I don't understand, what the problem with your friends is.
It all depends on time. When the time isn't right...
even good intentions go wrong.
So, what do you want me to do?
I just want you to tell their wives that they'd got...
stuck in this situation because of me.
That they have not done anything to you.
What will happen to you then?
Bobby, my wife, isn't a suspicious and short tempered person...
like kaajal and Sanjana.
She's very innocent and lovable.
She's angry and upset now but I'll make her understand.
You're still looking at them. - Everyone's dancing, why aren't they?
Madam, don't you like this song?
Pooja...
I told you my time isn't right now. - I am the one going through...
a bad phase. What about my money? - Money... Money...
I am about to lose my wife and you are thinking about money.
Isn't there anything important in your life other than the money?
Give me a drink.
Mr. Prem, Bobby's husband is in coma for the past two years.
She had to pay 20 thousand per day just to keep him Rahul.
What will be more important for her than money?
Sorry, I shouldn't have asked for money.
Why are you looking at me like this?
It's so difficult to keep a happy facade.
From now on the responsibility of your husband's treatment is mine.
There's only one solution to get out of the mess...
You are saying it now, after we've fallen in this mess.
We will apologize to our wives.
We tried our best but did they accept our explanation? No!
They won't ever believe that we are innocent, right Sunny?
Apologising to them will make them realise...
that we regret our deeds.
We are ashamed and so we are telling them the truth.
Just because they consider all our truth as fibbing...
will they consider our lies as truth? - We will make them believe us.
Everything will be alright. Be positive!
Brother, you keep saying, be positive. What is it?
It's my blood group.
Please forgive us. - What are you doing?
We were stupid, ungracious...
We were ungrateful... - We'd lost our way.
What could we do, we'd lost our minds.
I promise, I won't ever go to a club.
As this mess started from there.
I'd gone to the club to end up in this mess...
What am I saying?
Sir... sir...
Prem sir has gone to the Suicide Point to commit suicide.
What?
Why isn't Pooja here as yet? Have they told her I'm here to kill myself?
Look, there he is, Prem...
Prem! - Brother Prem...
She's here. Suicide mission starts.
I am going for an atonement of my sins.
No, brother, stop... there's a dangerous ravine ahead.
Now, neither can anyone stop me nor can anyone save me from it.
Son, this seems to be very deep.
You are going to turn into a mince meat, once in it.
Take one step behind. - Hey, what are you doing? Run fast.
What can I do? Should I wear the horse's shoe?
I am running as fast as I can.
Someone at least inform me about my wife.
Why can't you run faster? - Then, how should I run?
Just as you used to run behind me to hit me.
Brother Prem, I am coming...
I think I should turn around and see.
Prem... - What has happened to you now?
Prem... - Slowly.
Prem... - Sunny, this a very dangerous slope...
slowly...
Prem... - Reduce your speed.
Prem, I can't.
Sunny, wait... - Hold me...
Oh, my cap... father!
Why had you come here? - To save you.
You are Sunny and not a film hero.
If you werert going to commit suicide then why did you come here?
If a dog is chasing a car, it doesn't mean he wants...
to own or drive the car.
I had come here to scare my wife. Now, I am scared.
Kishan...
Why are you calling kishan, is he Lord kishan that...
he will come and save us.
All of you wait here while I will go and check it out.
Hurry up.
Sunny, Prem... - kishan...
Where are you both?
Come down, you'll be able to see us. Come down...
Coming.
Prem? You? Here? - Yes.
Where's Sunny? - Your friend is hanging on to my leg.
Yes brother, I am here, hanging on Prem's leg.
Then keep hanging. Did you come here...
to save him or kill him?
Didrt I say he will spoil everything with his unsteady demeanour...
why did you bring him here? - Sunny, you are such a duffer...
Shut up! First get us out of here.
Then you can reprimand me.
Don't stand there talking to us. Go and find some rope.
I'll search for it...
Get a rope... - Rope...
There might be one in the car, I'll go and get it.
Prem, I got one. Here, catch it.
Catch it...
C'mon, catch it...
Prem, why are you dancing like Aishwarya Rai?
Be still...
I am still, but I can't seem to catch the rope...
kishan has thrown towards me.
Brother kishan, throw it down further.
Okay, one minute...
Here take this... - Be careful...
kaajal, be quiet! Can't you see what I am doing?
Kishan, a little bit further.
Here take this...
kishan, be careful... - Hey, shut up, don't disturb me.
Kishan, little more.
Is it? Here you are! - Kishan, be careful!
Don't worry about me. Nothing has happened to me.
Don't worry. I'll bring them up.
Kishan, further down.
Further down?
Asking me to move further down, look here is where you have brought us.
Had it been in his control, he will pack us up.
What are you doing sunny? - You fool.
You are cutting the branch that you are hanging on to.
Should I kick you off?
Sorry, brother Prem...
kishan, I feel giddy when I look down.
Then don't look down.
Close your eyes.
That is going to anyhow happen in sometime.
Kishan, be positive, think positive.
What happened, Prem?
"How to keep my heart in control?"
"In such a precarious situation."
He's a strange man, he can sing in this situation too?
Go away...
Have you gone crazy?
Go away... - Did something pass by?
Why were you singing a song?
I wanted to sing... I like singing when I am hanging on a cliff.
Do something, Pooja, kaajal...
Why are you tying the rope to the rock? Throw it here first.
If I don't tie it to the rock then we too will off from the cliff.
Please do it, soon...
Throw it fast.
Snake...
Prem, calm down...
I think it's a water snake, not the poisonous one...
Nothing will happen if it bites.
Are you sure? - Even I am not sure.
Catch the rope and come up...
Hey, it's a rope... - If it is a rope then catch it.
No I won't catch it... - Why not?
If I hold on to the rope then Pooja will think I was just acting.
Then we are really going to die.
Kishan, hold on to the rope. - Please tell her, both of you.
Pooja, forgive brother Prem...
Pooja, accept his apology or else kishan and Sunny...
are going to die unnecessarily.
Forgive him, Pooja! Please forgive him.
Prem, come up! I am no longer angry with you.
I've forgiven you. - Alright Pooja, I am coming up.
Pooja, you are great, for having forgiven me.
Hey, be careful...
Pull them up.
I am coming up, Pooja. I am coming...
Sanjana, I am coming...
kaajal, I am bringing your husband along.
I am coming...
You both, catch on to the rope too...
Hadrt it been a question of saving these two, I would have...
rather used this rope as a noose.
Pooja, you are great.
If I'd been in your place I wouldn't...
have forgiven you either.
So from now on, I will follow whatever you wish me to do.
I'll listen to everything.
Really? - Yes.
Promise.
Then you'll have to be my husband in every birth.
I love you very much, Prem.
I have faith in God...
I know that you will surely change your habits.
Which means you already knew that I was straying?
Pooja, your husband Prem has changed from today.
I take an oath on you.
I promise to be the best husband ever.
I am sorry. - Prem.
C'mon...
What?
Arert you ashamed of anything after what we have gone through?
Listen, want a bite?
No, I don't want anything. I am dieting.
Did you see that none of them really turned back to see her.
You've really changed.
"My happiness is with you..."
"My beloved..."