(mellow guitar music)
- Hello, I'm Bob Moss
and I'd like to welcome you to Painting Pals.
This is an instructional program
where every week we do a brand new painting
with a brand new pal.
Today, I'm joined by--
- Okay, Bob. I'm ready!
Now paint me like one of your French girls.
- Sorry, Orange, but I only do landscapes.
- Hey! Are you calling me fat?
- I can't believe I got naked for this gig.
- That Orange, such a kidder.
- I can still hear you!
- Alright, Painting Pals, let's get down
to this week's project.
It's a little piece I call
"Happy Tree, Cloudy Mountain, Crispy River, Cabin Forest",
but first--
- Done! Ta-da!
- Did you just eat your pallet?
- Maybe.
- Well, that must taste awful.
- It really does. Bwaaah!
- Well, you know what I always say,
"There's no such thing as a mistake,
"just a happy accident."
- You think?
- Sss! Not so much.
- Totes. I hate abstract expressionism.
(glass breaking) - [Voiceover] Oh, my leg!
- Let's start our painting with a nice blue sky.
For this, I'll mix a little Corellian Blue,
just a pinch of Titanium White;
we'll wrangle these colors together
using our paint--
- Knife!
- That's right, Orange; it's a paint--
- Knife!
- Yes, a paint--
- Knife!
(crickets chirping)
- You know it's not that kind of show, right?
- Sorry, force of habit.
- Now, let's take the old two-inch brush,
give it a little wash,
and then just beat the devil out of it.
- Okay, if you say so.
(knocking and banging)
- Ahh! You win this round, Orange.
- Talk about a brush with evil. (laughing)
- Now we just tap, tap, tap--
- Tap, tap, tap, tap, tappity, tap, taps, tap, tap, tap,
- [Orange] tap, tap, tap, - [Bob] Tap, tap, tippity tap.
- [Orange] tippety taps, tap, - [Bob] Give it a little tap
- tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap,
(dreamy music) - [Bob] Tap, tap, tippety tap.
just give it a little tap. - [Orange] tap, tap, tap, tap.
- Tap, tap, just like that old woodpecker,
that old rascal's got a wad of chewing gum.
- Tap, tap like a rabid squirrel with a nail gun.
Tap, tap, tap, tap.
(record scratching)
- Sorry, I should have warned you about the mumbles.
It always happens when you're really in the groove,
or just when you forget to open the window.
- Oh yeah, it's definitely the fumes getting to me.
Just look at this monstrosity,
talk about a van Dogh. (laughing)
(glass breaking) - [Voiceover] My arm!
- While Orange starts over,
let's finish up our landscape by putting in
a few little happy trees,
just happy trees hanging out, being happy.
- Oh-oh, Bob! I think I did it backwards
and now I got angry eyebrows.
- (laughing) That's hilarious!
- Aw man, you don't know the half of it.
- Whoa! That's far out.
- Seriously, how did I do that?
- I tell you what, this is the happiest accident
that I've ever had.
- I know, light?
- (laughing) You said, "I know, light?"
- (laughing) It's funny 'cause it's true. (laughing)
- Ha ha! ha!
- (laughing) Light!
(glass breaking) Oh!
Aw, poor Bob, he put so much pain in painting. (laughing)
(mellow guitar music)
- Question.
What's something you've always wanted to do?
- Burp so loud it knocks down a chandelier.
- Okay, but seriously.
What's something realistic you've always wanted to do?
- [Voiceover] (laughing) Knife!