字幕翻译: 冰封.虾子 fsffsfs
我真爱你 I love you so much.
我也爱你 I love you too.
我们买了 We'll take it.
1,2,3 One, two, three.
-推 -但是,爸爸我气不够用了 -Push. -But, dad, I'm out of breath.
好吧,跟你说了不要抽烟 Yeah, well,i told you not to smoke.
我以为你说的是霹雳可卡因 I thought you just meant crack.
不,我是说香烟也不行 No, I meant cigarettes too.
你这个年纪只能抽电子烟 At your age,you should just be vaping.
-推. -妈妈呢? -Push. -Where's mum?
她还在家具店 She's still in the furniture store.
嘿,爸. 把它放这里 Hey, dad,let's put it in here.
不行.这是我弟的房间 No. That is me brother's room.
但是老爸,他都失踪28年了 But, dad, he's been missing for 28 years.
我们要这个房间,我们有九个人啊 We need the room.There's nine of us.
不.我要让这个房间保持他喜欢的样子 No. I'm keeping it the way he likes it.
这样当他回来的时候我就能告诉他 Though when he comes back,i will have to break it to him
他童年的那些英雄 that some of his childhood heroes didn't love women
并不跟我们想象的一样喜欢女人 as much as we thought they did.
不过他们中有个人喜欢的又有点太多了 And one of them liked them a little too much.
爸,你永远找不到他的 Dad, you're never gonna find him.
你还是放弃吧 You might as well just give up.
放弃? Give up?
我知道他在某个地方 I know he's out there somewhere.
总有一天 And one day,
他会回到我们家庭的 he's gonna join our family again.
指挥官
塞巴斯蒂安
老虎尾巴分队- MI6
绿色地球 Green earth.
坎帕拉 乌干达首都
伦敦
英格兰
老虎尾巴总部
MI6秘密组织分队
格拉夫探员,你的反馈激活了 Agent graves,your feed is live.
目标是漩涡的二号头目 The target is maelstrom's second in command.
他有我们需要的信息 He has information we must extract.
捕捉和审讯 不要杀死他 Capture and interrogate. Do not terminate.
拦截, 9,8 Interception in nine, eight,
7,6 seven, six,
5,4, five, four,
3,2,1 three, two, one.
盯住目标 Eyes on the target.
放轻松,盯住目标 Easy. Eyes on the target.
警告,东面大量敌人 Be advised, multiple hostiles to the east.
目标移动 Target mobile.
目标向北去了 Target heading north.
目标1在逃跑 Alpha 1's now bravo 1.
-他在移动 -收到 He's mobile. Roger that.
别挡道,走开 Out of the way. Move, move, move.
我能借这个吗? 谢了 May I borrow this? Thank you.
现在跟着目标1 Now complete on bravo 1,following bravo 1.
目标1现在徒步,我正在追 Alpha 1 now on foxtrot. I'm in pursuit.
南边有敌人 Hostiles to your south,
向你的方向过来了 advancing on your position.
-目标1移动了 -他有后援,结束追捕 Bravo 1 is now mobile. He has backup. End pursuit now.
还是不了 I'd rather not.
来吧.我的枪! Come on. My gun!
指挥官,回话 我们快到 Commander, relay back. We are now nearing the limit
到通信边界了 of live feed transmission.
你好,伙计们 Hello, chaps.
-任务中止 -收到,指挥官 Permission to abort now. Commander, acknowledge.
再见 Goodbye.
请系好安全带！ Buckle up!
剧毒毛毛虫的毒素 Lonomia caterpillar toxin's
进入你的血液了 entered your bloodstream, Mr. beder.
你还有90秒能活 You have 90 seconds until heart failure.
然而，我，这里有解毒剂 I do, however,have the antidote here.
你最好告诉我你朋友 Perhaps you'd like to tell me what your friends
漩涡辛迪加在计划些什么 at the maelstrom syndicate are planning.
60秒 Sixty seconds.
朗达乔治 Rhonda George.
一个暗杀计划 朗达乔治? An assassination. Rhonda George?
她是个女演员和慈善家 She's the actress and philanthropist.
她这两天要给worldcure举办活动 She's hosting an event for worldcure in two days, sir.
给我解毒剂 Give me the antidote.
我想太迟了 It's too late, I'm afraid.
我要你参加这个会议,塞巴斯蒂安 I want you at this event, Sebastian.
好的指挥官 Very wise, commander ledford.
维尔贝克接球 鲁尼也在附近 Welbeck's touch. Rooney's there too.
传到卡里克脚上 传给了贝恩斯 Now carrick, here's baines.
哦, 没人防守 Oh, he's free.
英格兰进入半决赛了 England are heading to the semis,
大家欢呼吧 to the delight of millions at home!
嘿大伙 Hey, everyone.
我们庆祝吧 Let's celebrate responsibly.
哦! Oh!
不敢相信又发生了 Can't believe it's happened again.
拿出来.拿出来 Get it out. Get it out.
拿出来.出去 Get it out. Get out.
他要炸了! 让开娘们 He's gonna blow! Out the way, ladies.
我拿到灭火器了 谢天谢地 I've got the fire extinguisher. Thank the lord.
谁是诺比?在哪? Where's nobby? Where is he? Where's nobby? Nobby!
诺比 Nobby. Nobby, nobby.
你怎么气喘吁吁的? Why are you so out of breath?
我一路跑过来的 I've run all the way from home.
但是你就住在对面 But you only live across the street.
你记得我堂兄迪哥吗? Do you remember me cousin, digger?
-那个小偷? -恩 -What, the thief? -Yeah.
他前晚在一个豪华宴会偷东西的时候 Well, he was nicking coats at a posh event the other night,
你绝对想不到他看见了谁 and you'll never guess who he saw.
谁? 我们终于找到他了 Who? We finally found him.
我们终于找到你弟弟了 We finally found your brother.
诺比和塞巴斯蒂安屠夫 Nobby and Sebastian butcher.
我们是格林斯比的屠夫兄弟 We're the butcher boys of grimsby.
他们永远不能分开我们 They'll never split us up.
永远! 永远! Forever! Forever!
你弟明天会去参加一个高级宴会 Your brother is gonna be at a fancy party tomorrow.
但是我怎么进去呢? But how will I get in?
我兄弟给你偷了张票 Me cousin's nicked you a ticket.
全世界的首脑 Leaders from around the world,
比如世界卫生组织的头子Javier Alvarez such as the head of the world health organization
和明星比如丹尼尔·雷德克里夫 Javier Alvarez and celebrities, including Daniel Radcliffe,
将会参加这个由慈善家朗达乔治 have gathered at this worldcure event,
发起的会议 sponsored by philanthropist, Rhonda George.
绿色地球 Green earth.
格拉夫特工 Agent graves,
你的反馈激活了 your feed is live.
谁? 是我 Who's this in my ear? It's me.
别调情了,我们在公共频道 And stop flirting. We're on an open channel.
好 Right.
-多少钱? -免费的,先生 -How much? -Complimentary, sir.
喂 How now?
嗨 Hi.
你看见我兄弟了吗?他叫塞巴斯蒂安 Have you seen me brother? He's called Sebastian.
这是他的照片,很多年前拍的 Here's a photo of him. It was taken a few years ago.
你到位置了吗,特工? Are you in position yet, agent graves?
额哦 Uh-oh.
靠,卡住了 Come on. It's stuck.
我靠 Come on.
请欢迎朗达乔治 Please welcome Rhonda George.
下午好,女士先生们 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
谢谢 Thank you.
当我开办了worldcure When I started worldcure,
人们常对我说: people would constantly say to me:
你不能让世界摆脱疾病 "You cannot rid the world of disease."
我会直盯着他们眼睛 I would look them straight in the eye
说,我可以 and say, "yes, I can."
你能探测到什么将要发生的威胁吗? Can you detect any imminent threat, graves?
我们会搞明白的 We are gonna figure this out.
一切都从这里开始 And it all starts right here, right now,
从一个孩子开始 with one little boy.
他的名字叫schlomo khalidi His name is schlomo khalidi.
女士们先生们,我们会治愈这个世界 Ladies and gentlemen, we will cure the world.
我妈是犹太人 Mummy was Jewish.
爸爸是巴勒斯坦人 Daddy was palestinian.
但是他们彼此相爱着 But they both loved each other so very much.
我生来就得了HIV I was born with HIV.
现在我病了,非常渴求帮助 Now I am very sick with aids.
棒极了! Yes! Fantastic!
你永远也治不好了! You are not coming back from that!
嘘! Shh!
这个病也许会杀了我... Though this disease may kill me...
-操作员 -为什么我们中东不能停止 -The operator. -...Why can't we stop
互相杀戮 killing each other in the middle east?
操作员呢? Where's the operator?
摄像机是枪 The camera's a gun.
日.摄像机是枪! Damn. The camera's a gun!
你是谁? Who are you?
是我啊 It's me.
诺比 Nobby.
诺比? Nobby?
刚才发生了什么鬼? What the hell just happened?
世界卫生组织的老大被射中了 The head of the world health organization's been shot.
锁定射手! Locate the shooter! Locate the shooter!
射手在那! There's the shooter!
老虎尾.我是卧底 Tiger tail. Undercover.
我开枪是不明智的 My shot was compromised.
拿下他! Take him out!
Sir,我们确认了 Sir, we have confirmation.
格拉夫开的枪 Graves took the shot.
格拉夫? Graves?
哦! Ow!
住手.离他远点 Cut it out. Leave him alone.
后面! Behind you!
我能帮啥? 泥奏凯 How can I help? You can stay away from me.
你需要我的帮助 You need me help.
死傻屌 Fucking twat.
再见,诺比 Goodbye, nobby.
别担心,我不会离开你的! Don't worry. I won't leave you!
啊! Aah!
啊!我的脚踝! 我的瓶子 Aah! My ankle! Me bottle.
-下去! -来吧 -Get off me! -Come on.
脚踝碎了 你得背着我 The ankle's shattered. You'll need to carry me.
来吧.上我肩膀 Come on. Get over me shoulder.
-对不起 -进去 -Sorry. -Get in.
嘿!离车远点 Hey! Move away from the car.
等我抄下牌 Soon as I've printed your ticket.
来吧 Come on.
你得开车 You'll have to drive.
走.不是那个! Move. Not that one!
发生什么了? What happened?
别管了.赶紧走 Never mind. Just get going.
我靠,很危险啊! Come on, it's dangerous!
从车里出来! Get out of the car now!
别担心,是防弹的 Don't worry. It's bulletproof.
你打不到我们 -不 You can't hurt us. -No.
我们有防弹玻璃 We've got bulletproof glass.
啊! 快摇起来! Aah! Roll it up!
摇起来! Roll it up!
快走 Just go. Now.
哦,真棒.能一边跑一边看比赛 Oh, great. We can watch the match while escaping.
小心! Watch out!
啊! Aah!
他要点球了 He's gonna take the penalty.
有个点球. 诺比,别管足球了 There's a penalty. Nobby, forget the football.
-你要淹死了 -我要等他点球了 You're gonna drown. -I'm getting out
-再出去 -听我说 -after he's taken penalty. -Listen to me.
-别想了! -深吸气 -Miss it! -Take a breath.
他... And he...
干! Fuck!
世界卫生组织的主管 Director general of the world health organization,
Dr. Javier Alvarez Dr. Javier Alvarez,
死了 is dead.
他在交火中被射中了 He was caught in the crossfire
被尝试杀死慈善家Rhonda George of an apparent assassination attempt
的刺客杀死了 on philanthropist Rhonda George.
对秘密特工的 A huge manhunt is underway
搜捕正在进行中 to find a rogue secret agent
他先射中了中东和平象征 who first shot middle east peace symbol
schlomo khalidi schlomo khalidi.
这个孩子的艾滋血,撒进了 The boy's aids-tainted blood then sprayed into the mouth
哈利波特男主丹尼尔的嘴里 of Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe.
有消息说丹尼尔 Sources tell us that Radcliffe,
的嘴里有很多伤口 who had numerous open sores in his mouth,
测试结果显示他感染了HIV has tested positive for HIV.
我们在深入挖掘 We're digginginto his background now, sir.
试图搞清楚漩涡是怎么找上他的 Trying to work out how maelstrom could've got to him.
你想让我们怎么做? What do you want us to do, sir?
激活chilcott Activate chilcott.
chilcott已经被解雇了老大 Chilcott was dismissed for good reason, sir.
激活chilcott Activate chilcott.
生活不奇怪吗? Isn't life strange?
我是说,昨天我的一天还很平淡 I mean, yesterday I'm having a normal day
我还在用屁眼放烟火,和朋友喝酒泡吧 down the pub with me mates with a firework up me ass.
但是现在我和我兄弟在一起 And here we are now,with me brother,
跑步和游泳 doing some running and swimming,
各种有氧运动 all different types of cardio.
能问你个问题吗? Can I ask you a question?
你是文迪塞尔的替身吗? Are you a vin diesel impersonator?
或者是盯上艾滋小孩的杀手47? Or are you a hit man who specializes in kids with aids?
什么?我是秘密特工 在军情6处工作 What? I'm a secret agent, i work for an offshoot of MI6.
你怎么不告诉你亲兄弟你是干什么的? How could you not tell your own brother what you do?
因为我职业是秘密 Because within the title of my occupation is the word "secret."
但是如果你家人都不相信 你还能相信谁? But if you can't trust family, who can you trust?
相信你? 都怪你 Trust you? Trust you? Because of you,
世界卫生组织的老大死了 the head of the world health organization is dead
哈利波特得了艾滋 and Harry Potter has aids.
你3秒钟就做到了 You managed to do in three seconds
伏地魔在八部电影都没做到的事情(黑粗翔...) what Voldemort failed to do in eight movies.
不要弄湿你的内裤 可以治疗的 Don't wet your knickers. It's treatable.
哦,海洛因 Ooh, heroin.
那东西让人上瘾 这只是入门毒品 That stuff's addictive. It's a gateway drug.
-什么? -会染上更多海洛因 -To what? -To more heroin.
这不是海洛因 是加速骨骼生长的药 This is not heroin, this is rapid bone calcifier.
能修复我脚踝的骨折 It fills the fractures in my ankle,
硬化骨骼和肌肉,这样我就能走路了 hardens the bone and muscle around it so that I can walk.
为什么,你脚踝怎么了? Why, what happened to your ankle?
你压的 You fell on it.
你好 Hello.
不是我干的 I didn't do it.
我需要你帮忙 I need your help.
如果我帮你,我会被抓的 If I help you, I'll be arrested.
如果你不帮,我今天就死了 If you don't, I could be dead by the end of the day.
好吧,听着 All right, listen.
Ledford激活了叫Chil什么鬼的东西 Ledford activated someone called chil-something.
我就知道这些That's all I know.
Chilcott? 我的天,他是疯子 Chilcott? Oh, Jesus, he's a psychopath.
那是杀手令 哦,天啊 That's a kill order. Oh, god.
Jodie我要你帮我做点事 Jodie, I need you to do something for me.
我要你找出那个 I need you to find out the identity of the man
杀了Javier Alvarez的人 who killed Javier Alvarez.
如果找到了他,我就清白了 If I can find him, it will clear my name.
能做到吗? Can you do that?
我尽力 I'll try.
我能按这个红色按钮吗? Seb, can I press this red button?
-啊,上帝 -什么? -Aah! God's sake. -What?
你刚把一个跟踪器打我脖子里了! You just implanted a tracking device in my neck!
至少我不会再28年找不到你了 At least I won't lose you for another 28 years.
忘记说了,我给你准备了个礼物 I forgot to mention, i got you a present.
什么? 两张票给你和我 What? Two tickets for me and you
去智利看英格兰决赛 to go to Chile to see england play in the final.
你怎么知道英格兰能进决赛? How do you know if england are gonna be in the final?
最好这样,因为我刚搞定了这个 Well, they'd better be because I just got this done.
英格兰,2016世界冠军 England, world "championes," 2016.
那写的是200016 That says 200,016.
不是,是2016 No, it says 2016.
那是从198,000年前开始 That's 198,000 years from now.
我免费得了两个0,所以谁是白痴? In that case, I got two zeroes for free, so who's the idiot?
你在干么? 我得消失 What are you doing? I need to disappear.
有人在找我 There are people looking for me.
你不会在看见我了 You won't see me again.
祝你好运 Good luck, nobby.
耶 Yeah.
哦.不,你是对的 Okay. No, no, you're right.
我得回家 I should-- I should be heading back home anyway.
去看看家里人 Got to see the family.
重新联系很好 It's good to reconnect.
保重? Take care, eh?
保重 Take care.
等下.自从你当了间谍 Wait. Since you're a spy,
就意味着没人知道我是你哥吗? does that mean no one knows I'm your brother?
当然 Exactly.
好,我给你找了个最佳藏身所 Well, then, I've got the perfect place for you to hide.
哦,不 Oh, no.
哦,太好了 Oh, it's so good
你能回到格林斯比 to have you back in grimsby.
它中产化以后你可能认不出来了 You probably don't recognize it since it were gentrified.
我不是格林斯比来的 I am not from grimsby.
你好 Hiya.
我有了女朋友. 不是什么大事 I've got a girlfriend. It's nothing serious.
但是她艹起来很不错 你自便 But she's fit as fuck, so hands to yourself.
继续.脱鞋 Go on. Shoes off.
嘿 Hey.
--想你,老爸 -也想你 --Missed you, dad. -Missed you too.
我没说清我要安全的地点吗? Was I not clear when I said i needed a secure location?
这地方很安全 This place is totally secure.
虽然我不认识她 Although I don't know who she is.
我只是开玩笑 那是我们的布兰妮 I'm just being hilarious. That's our Britney.
要茶吗? 那有烤肉卷 You want a cup of tea? There's a kebab.
你想要什么都有 You can have anything you want there.
这是厨房,全都有 It's a kitchen, fully stocked.
闭嘴,死胖子! Shut your fucking mouth, cartman!
这是我们的新孩子django unchained And this is our new babby, django unchained.
嘿,爸 Hey, dad.
这是谁? Who's that?
这是我大儿子skeletor That's me oldest son, skeletor.
你好 Hiya. Hey!
这个呢?另一个儿子? What's that, another son?
别闹了 Don't be daft.
这个是我孙子,江南Style That's our grandson, gangnam style.
你好 Hiya.
hi爸 Hi, dad.
这是卢克 And this here is Luke.
我们这么叫他,因为他得了白血病(白血病音同卢克) We call him that because he's got leukemia.
真抱歉 I'm so sorry.
他不觉得 我们刚给他剃了头 He doesn't really. We just shave his head
这样我们就能搞到福利了 so we can claim the welfare for it.
啥? 你知道吗? What? You know what?
你看到这是个大金矿 You're looking at a gold mine up there.
一周能赚65磅40 This tragedy can turn into 65 pound 40 a week.
好了,化学课结束了 All right, chemistry class is over.
该学生物了 Time for biology.
母亲的子宫最小也能达到 At its maximum, the mother's uterus
25立方英尺 expands to 25 cubic feet.
这是谁? Who's this? Who's that?
-另外一个光头.这是谁 -杰森 -The other bald man. Who's this? -Jason.
他是杰森 我是杰森 He's Jason. I'm Jason.
我有11个孩子 记不全他们 I've got 11 kids. Not easy to remember them all.
啊,他不叫塞巴斯蒂安 Aah! His name is not Sebastian,
你知道这就行了 and that's all you need to know.
你他妈跟老爸是什么关系? 是叔叔coddy What the fuck are you on about, dad? It's uncle coddy.
抱一个 Give us a hug.
我不敢相信是你 I can't believe it's you.
欢迎回来 Welcome back to grimsby.
这是你的家庭.你的侄子侄女 They're your family. Those are your nephews and nieces.
他们怎么知道我是谁?我提到过你 How do they know who I am? I might've mentioned you
很多次这些年 couple of times over the years.
很多次? 让我带他去墙那里,老爸 "Couple of times"? I'll show him your wall, dad.
这是你小时候 There's you as a kid.
你个小混蛋 Leg it! You little bastards.
把球还我! Give me back me ball!
滚 Fuck off.
诺比.传球 来 Nobby. Pass us the ball. Come on.
过人. 他要得分了 Pass it. He's gonna score.
英格兰要进决赛了 诺比 射门 England's gonna win the final. Nobby, shoot!
噢... Oh...
早,警官 Morning, officer.
诺比和塞巴斯蒂安屠夫 Nobby and Sebastian butcher.
我们想还回这个漂亮的球 We were trying to return that beautiful ball
给他的主人 to its rightful owner.
不是说球 It's not about the ball, lads.
看,赛巴 那对夫妻要领养我们 Look, seb. That's the couple that's adopting us.
他们从伦敦来 They're from London.
你跟我一起对吗? You're coming with me. Right, nobby?
当然 Of course.
我不会离开我弟弟 I'd never leave my little brother.
伤心是对的 It's all right to be sad.
但是站在那 But it's not all right to stand there and whinge
像一个低消沉的混蛋哭泣是不对的 like a low mopey bastard.
我们是? 来,说出来 Who are we? Come on, say it.
我们是格林斯比屠夫男孩 We're butcher boys of grimsby.
听不见 再说一遍 I didn't hear you. Say it again.
我们是他妈的格林斯比屠夫男孩 We're the fucking butcher boys of grimsby.
他们永远不能分开我们 They'll never split us up.
永远! Forever! Forever!
不管怎样,你叔叔不想看到 Anyway, your uncle don't want to look at pictures
我和他整天一起.对吗? of me and him all day, do you?
对. 什么? No. What?
对 No.
好吧.来吧 All right. Come on.
我们来看看我去伦敦旅行的照片 Let's take a look at me travel photos of London.
来吧,大家一起 Come on, everyone. Come on, squeeze up, squeeze up.
这是Norfolk Arms.这是狗和鸭子 This is the Norfolk arms. This is the dog and duck.
这是三个皇冠 This is the three crowns.
这是查令十字街警察局 And this is charing cross police station.
死猪 Fucking pigs.
这是我和免费的酒 This is me with some free booze.
这是我用手艹非洲男孩的屁眼 And this is me with me finger up an African boy's ass.
等下,回去 让我看看 Wait a minute. Go back. Let me see.
是杀手 It's the assassin.
听着,伦敦很好 但我很想你 Listen, London were fab. But I missed you lot.
-我也想你 -我也想你,老爸 -Missed you too. -Missed you too, dad.
接电话 Answer it.
是 Yes, sir.
你好? Hello?
Ledford在看着你,是吗? Ledford's watching you, isn't he?
说,嗨,老爸 Say, "hi, daddy."
嗨,爸爸 Hi, daddy.
额 Aww.
查看邮件 Check your e-mail.
找出这是谁 Find out who that is.
你必须访问全球人脸识别网格 You'll have to access the global facial recognition grid.
我怎么做? And how am I going to do that?
找出来 Figure it out.
你好 我的最爱? That the love of me life, dawny?
-是我亲爱的诺比吗? -我回来了 -Is that my darling nobby? -I'm back.
-我真想你 -我也是 -I missed you so much. -Me too.
-好了孩子们 -出去 -All right, kids. -Out. Now.
出去,听你妈的话 快出去 Out. Listen to your mum. Out quick.
我有重要的事跟你爸说 I got something very important that I need to tell your dad.
什么? What is it?
我裤子丢了 I lost me panties.
我确定不是你屁股吃了他们? You sure your ass hasn't eaten them again?
不,你个愚蠢的笨蛋 我没穿 No, you daft twat. I didn't put any on.
哦,我要硬了 比恋童癖看见乐高玩具还硬 Ooh, I'm getting stiffer than a pedophile at legoland.
哦看 我就像 Oh, look. I'm exactly like
本能里的莎朗斯通 Sharon Stallone in basic instincts.
别担心 Don't worry.
别担心,不是我屁股发出的声音 That didn't come out me bum.
哦 Oh.
这个是 That one did.
别担心.过来 No problem. Get over here.
我知道你想要 I know you must be gagging for it.
对,过来,诺比 All right. Come here, nobby.
嘿 什么? Hey. What?
我饿了 I'm hungry for a grimsby breakfast.
好,自助餐就在你眼前 Well, the buffet's open.
我需要个桌子来吃 I'll need a table for one.
这些都是你的 It's all-you-can-eat.
60分钟再见 See you in about 60 minutes.
继续 Get going.
咳,诺比 哦 Ahem, nobby. Oh.
这是我的飞镖的伙伴 嗯……本金斯利 That's me darts partner, um...Ben Kingsley.
诺比,你带我来干嘛? Nobby, what do you take me for?
我知道这是谁 这是你兄弟 I know who that is. That's your brother.
你这些年都他妈干嘛了? Where the fuck you been all these years?
我很忙. 恭喜,顺便问下,你什么时候生？ I've been busy. Congratulations, by the way. When are you due?
哦,我没怀孕 我就是胖 Oh, I'm not pregnant. I'm just fucking fat.
-诺比 -啥? - Nobby. - What?
必须没有人知道我在这里 It's imperative no one know that I'm here.
你要没有人的地方? You need somewhere isolated where there's no one around?
正确 好吧 Exactly. All right.
我知道个地方 I know just the place.
这边,过火车站 It's just this way, past the train station.
停站915,格林斯比到伦敦 - All aboard the 915, - grimsby to London.
进 In you go.
你认为新父母我让我们睡 Do you think our new parents will let us sleep
在一间屋子里吗? in the same room?
如果我们有双层床， 我能睡上面吗? If we have bunk beds, can I have the top?
当然可以 You can have the top, little man.
乘没人快去尿尿吧 Go and have a pee now before the other passengers do.
好的,兄弟 Okay, bruv.
塞巴斯蒂安 这是什么? And Sebastian... What is it?
没什么 Nothing.
诺比? Nobby?
诺比?诺比? Nobby? Nobby?
诺比?诺比? 你看见我兄弟诺比了吗? Nobby? Nobby? Have you seen me brother, nobby?
诺比?你在哪? Nobby, where are you? Nobby!
不!诺比! No! Nobby!
回来! Come back!
回来,诺比! Come back, nobby!
赛巴.来吧 Sebbo. Come on.
我知道,回来感觉很不错,对吗? I know. It's great to be back, isn't it?
我们到了. 就在这 Here we go. Just in here.
你确定这里安全? You sure this location is secure?
放心,相信你哥 Relax. Trust your brother.
惊喜! Surprise!
不!赛巴! 别这样 No, no! Seb! Come on, no.
不,他们是我们亲戚 No, they're our folk.
欢迎回家 Welcome home.
没人应该知道我在这里 Nobody's supposed to know I'm here.
没有人知道你在这 No one does know you're here.
这些人知道我在这 These people know I'm here.
-你知道他在这吗? -不! - Do you know he's here? - No!
我们在这 We are here.
干得好 Good work, chilcott.
你怎么找到他的? How did you find him?
专业的直觉 Let's just call it professional intuition.
什么味道? What's that smell?
是我 Milky pimms That's me. Milky pimms.
哦 我在码头工作 Oh. I work our docks.
把鳕鱼运到世界各地 We transport COD all over the world.
有意思 Fascinating.
要帮忙吗? Can I help you?
Chilcott. 走开 Chilcott. Move.
什么? What is it?
哦,天. 我被盯上了 Oh, god, I'm cornered.
我不该独自来这里 I should never have come here alone.
你不是一个人,兄弟 You're never alone in grimsby, bruv.
Lads. Lads.
看到这些人了吗? See those blokes out there?
这些人是曼切斯特的支持者 Those are Manchester united supporters.
这些小婊砸怎么敢出现在这? How dare those twats show up here?
拖住他们. 我们保证我帮你烧了学校 Delay them. I promise I'll burn your school down.
不用上学! 来吧 No school! Come on.
Oi, lads.拿上球! Oi, lads. Get the ball!
-我们走lads -他们有枪! - Let's go, lads. - They've got guns!
打扰下 先生. 你好像掉东西了 Excuse me, sir. I think you dropped something.
掉了什么? Dropped what?
你在格林斯比了,你个废物! You're in grimsby now, you git!
你以为我不敢杀你吗?小杂种 Do you think I'll hesitate to kill you? Little bastard.
现在! Now!
Sanjiv,现在! Sanjiv, now!
鱼场,这边 Fish factory, this way.
来吧,渔场,这里. Come on, fish factory. Go there.
快.我们走 Quick. In there. Let's go.
啊! Aah!
赛巴 Seb.
你在干嘛?你杀了他们了 What have you done? You've killed him.
诺比,你在干嘛? Nobby, what are you doing?
对死者要表示尊敬 I'm showing some respect for the dead.
好的,伙计 There you go, mate.
诺比! 什么? Nobby! What?
过来. 这是什么? Get over here. What is it?
我要你帮忙吸我肩上的伤口 I need you to suck this wound in my shoulder.
不 我可不吸男人的肩膀 No, no, no, I don't put my lips on another man's shoulder.
真基... 快点 That's very gay. Do it now.
人们在格林斯比点全素的早餐 People have been chucked out of grimsby
都会被赶出去 for ordering a vegetarian breakfast.
那个子弹有剧毒毛毛虫的毒素 That pellet was filled with lonomia caterpillar toxin.
如果90秒内你没吸出来,我就死定了 I'll be dead in 90 seconds if you don't suck it out.
好吧 Okay, okay.
用力吸 Suck hard.
好的 That's it.
别吞下去了 Don't swallow the poison.
吐出来 And now spit it out.
干得好.感谢上天 Well done. Praise the lord.
我以为我失去你了,兄弟 I thought I'd lost you, brother.
我爱你 诺比 I love you so much. Nobby.
什么? 我另一个地方也被射中了 What? I've been hit somewhere else.
哪? Where?
我不吸那里 没门 I'm not falling for that one. No way.
不,你别... 你干嘛? No, you don't-- what are you doing?
不,你干嘛脱裤子? No, why are you taking those off?
毒液是从左边睾丸叶进来了 The toxin's coursing through the left lobule of my teste.
从精索进到我肾脏了.快吸 Up the spermatic plexus to my kidneys. Suck it.
喔! Whoo!
耶稣说过 As Jesus said,
别给自己的兄弟口交 "thou shalt not suck off your own fucking brother."
快点 要不然我60秒内就会死 Do it, or I'll be dead in 60 seconds.
我找了你30年 I've been searching for you for almost 30 year.
要是上Acfun(同性恋交友网站)的话 2分钟就能找到你了 I could've found you in two minutes on acfun.
选吧 吸我蛋蛋 要不看着我死 Choose. You can suck my scrotum or you can let me die.
好吧 Okay.
你想让刻什么在你墓碑上 ? What would you like written on your gravestone?
吸我蛋♂蛋! Suck my balls!
喔! Whoa!
只剩40秒了 I have less than 40 seconds.
好吧 All right.
这是为了老爸 This is for dad.
吸♂,用力吸♂ Suck it. Suck harder.
吸出来吐掉 Suck and spit.
毒液传播太快了 我得上来 It's traveling too fast. I need to be on top.
过来 Over here.
啥 ? 不行 我才不玩吊茶包. (吊茶包Teabagging是形容一名男性把他的阴囊放在性伴侣的口腔内，然后重复以进出或磨擦的方式，像将茶包浸泡在茶杯内又取出的动作) What? No. I draw the line at teabagging.
必须摇♂出来 Must shake this out.
没有用 It's not working.
科迪 Coddy.
科迪,别死 Coddy, don't go. Coddy.
我失去了你一次 I've lost you once.
我不能再失去你 I refuse to lose you again.
哦! Oh!
对了 That's it.
我们做到了 你做到了 We did it. You did it.
我们做... We did--
你居然射我脸上 you just came on me face.
只是射精前的液体而已 It was a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most.
成熟点吧 Grow up.
我想象能有一天人们不用再这样活着 I envision a day when people won't have to live like this.
贫穷被消灭 A day when poverty will be eradicated.
我知道这是可能的 And I know it's possible.
长官 我们有线索了 Sir, we've got something.
用力吸 吸出来吐掉 Suck harder. Suck and spit.
所以,这是什么新情报? So, what's this new intelligence, marber?
我们查到了他的同伙 是他的哥哥 We've identified the partner, sir. He's graves' brother.
哥哥 ? - 凯尔·阿伦·屠夫 Brother? Kyle Alan butcher,
也叫诺比屠夫 a.K.A. Nobby butcher.
肯定是漩涡的人吧 A maelstrom sleeper, no doubt.
只是个劳动阶级流氓而已 Just some working-class scum.
找出并杀了他们 Find them and kill them.
是,长官 Yes, sir.
我找到杀手了 I found the assassin.
他叫帕维尔·卢卡申科 正前往南非 He's pavel lukashenko. He's on route to South Africa.
好 Good.
好. 还有,他们查到你哥了 Yeah. And they know about your brother.
没问题 我正准备甩开他 No problem. I'm about to ditch him.
听着 Listen.
如果他被抓到,他和他家人都会被杀 They'll kill him and his family too if they catch him.
你想害死你哥哥吗 ? Do you really want your brother to die?
别管了 Forget it.
听着 我得找你那朋友聊聊 Look, I need to talk to your friend.
额,什么? Uh, what--? Milky?
那个运鱼的 The fish travel agent?
怎么 你想让吸他 ? What, so you can gob-rape him too?
你个禽兽 You monster.
不. No.
我们将去南非 We're going to South Africa.
真的吗? Really?
我将会和我弟去度假 I'm going on holiday with me babby brother.
这是个紧张的半决赛 It's a semifinal that has become gripped by tension.
球到了英格兰脚下 是时候最后一击 宝贝 And england to have the ball.Time for one last attack, baby.
快 斯特林 球被斯特林断了 Come on, Sterling.The ball's broken for Sterling.Come on, Sterling. The ball's broken for Sterling.
进去那 拉希姆·斯特林 过人了 Get in there. Raheem Sterling's through.
他为英格兰进球了 And raheem Sterling scores for england!
那肯定让英格兰 That surely puts england
进入智利的决赛 into the final in Chile.
我们来了 Here we go!
我们吐你一脸口水 We spit on your face!
前进 前进 Here we go! Here we go!
诺比 他们在打垮齐克斯坦顿 Nobby. They're beating up Zeke Stanton.
纳粹杂种! Nazi bastard!
球场入侵 球场入侵! Pitch invasion! Pitch invasion!
-纳粹杂种! -我们去拿下他们 - Nazi scum! - Let's get them!
-来吧 -液! - Come on. - Yeah!
比赛结束 英国将前往智利参加决赛 That's it. England are going to the final in Chile.
朱迪 嘿,爸 Jodie. Hi, daddy.
不 不 不要那样叫 这很奇怪 No, no, stop doing that now. It's weird.
我发现卢卡申科的所在地 I've discovered where lukashenko is.
我跟踪他到克鲁格公园的丛林小屋。 I tracked him to the tshukaru bush lodge in kruger park.
他正在和一个叫约里斯 斯密特的生物学家见面 He's meeting up with a biochemist called joris smit.
漩涡很明显在向他买东西 Maelstrom are clearly buying something from him.
他和妻子 丽娜·斯密特 一起住在酒店里 He's currently in a hotel room with Lina smit, his wife,
滥交出名的妻子 famed for her promiscuity.
你要从她身上找出她所知的 你可能要诱惑她 You need to find out from her. You may need to seduce her.
然而 你知道 我会为了英格兰做任何事 Well, as you know, I'll do anything for england.
给我在小屋订一个间房 Book me a room at the lodge.
我已经做了 你的别名是谢尔顿先生 I have done. Your alias is Mr. Shelton.
嘿 请说人话 什么? Hey, English. What?
我有些东西要庆祝你 I have something for you to celebrate:
非洲最纯的海洛因 慢慢享用 The best heroin in Africa. Enjoy.
我很尴尬的说我之前从来没有真正尝试过这 I'm embarrassed to say I've never actually tried any before.
-你会喜欢的 -听着 You'll like it. Listen,
我想保持联系 I'd love to stay in touch.
-你是用邮件还是...? -领英 Are you on e-mail or...? Linkedin.
名字叫 tabansinyaguraheroindealer15 It is tabansinyaguraheroindealer15.
好的 Yes.
你在和谁说话 Who's that you were talking to?
那是我的新好友塔巴斯 That is me new mate, tabansi.
他往屁股里填满毒品 He flies to and from south America
在南非来回飞 with drugs rammed up his bottom.
那或者是犯罪 It's either that or a life of crime.
诺比 Nobby.
我要出去几个小时 I'll be gone for a couple of hours.
为什么 你急着干嘛 Why? What are you up to?
我要和某人见面 找出卢卡申科来到这里的原因 I'm meeting someone to find out why lukashenko came here.
留在那 明白吗? You stay here, understood?
噢 不 Oh, no.
我想我可能把我们的针混在一起了 I think I might've mixed up our needles.
我的天啊 OH my god.
你不能磕着海洛因去执行秘密任务 You can't do a secret mission on heroin.
不要担心 好吗 Not to worry, all right?
就把间谍任务留给你兄弟 Just leave the spying to your brother.
塞巴斯蒂安? Sebastian?
不 他现在在沙发上 No, he's currently on couch,
搔着他的奶子 smacked off his tits.
你是谁? Who is this?
我是他兄弟 诺比 I'm his brother, nobby.
我能帮你什么? Can I help?
诺比 我要你听着 Nobby, I need you to listen to me.
你将要而且一定要接替他 You are going to have to take his place.
你要去梅特兰车站 You need to head to maitland station.
在那 你会遇见一个来自tshukaru 丛林小屋的司机 There, you'll meet a driver from tshukaru bush lodge.
当你见到他 你的别名就是谢尔顿先生 When you meet him, your alias is Mr. Shelton.
你懂了吗? Did you get that?
我发信息去你的镜头里 I'll send the information to your lens.
噢 不. 开门! Oh, no. Open the door!
开门 Open the door!
好了 你往里面走 找到琳达 斯密特之后诱惑她 Okay, you need to head inside, find Lina smit and seduce her.
什么 背叛道尼? 绝不 What, and cheat on dawny? Never.
你要引诱她从而找出 You need to seduce her in order to find out
卢卡申科从她老公身上买了什么 what lukashenko bought from her husband.
好的 Okay.
你能看到琳达斯密特? Can you see Lina smit?
她很好认 She's easy to spot.
她穿着绿色连衣裙 并且她很漂亮 She's wearing a green dress, and she's absolutely gorgeous.
噢 不 Oh, no.
她太漂亮了 She is gorgeous.
找到她了吗? Got her?
中 Bingo.
-我要走了 -记住 演得逼真点 I've got to go. Remember, act sophisticated.
你好 小猫 Hello, pussycat.
我名字叫.... The name is...
谢尔顿 Shelton.
谢尔顿先生 M.R. Shelton.
我一直在找你 I've been looking for you.
需要房间清洁服务吗 You want room clean?
房间清洁服务? Room clean?
是的 是 "房间清洁服务" Yeah. Yes. "Room clean."
从头到脚 From top to bottom.
我在23号 I'm in 23.
但一起来 我们可以来个69式 But together, we could make it 69.
好的 我很快来 Okay. I come soon.
快 Come on.
Ugh!
下午好 Good afternoon.
你好 有紧急情况 正处于棕色警报状态 Hello. There's an emergency. It's a code brown.
棕色警报状态 先生? A code brown, sir?
我把马桶堵住了 I've blocked the toiletry.
请你能尽快派人来吗? Could you send somebody up as soon as you can, please?
好的 谢尔顿先生 Okay, Mr. Shelton.
我会派个帮手给你 I will send you assistance.
塞巴斯蒂安格雷夫在这 Sebastian graves is here.
去他的房间引诱他 Go to his room and seduce him.
我很快到那 I'll be there soon.
噢 好 维修员来了 Oh, good. Maintenance is here.
谢尔顿先生 Mr. Shelton.
服务速度很快嘛 That is really fast service.
我刚打电话到下面 I only just called down.
谢谢你那么快来 Thank you for coming so quickly.
我希望我能回报你 I hope I can reciprocate.
是 Yeah.
总之 噢 跟着我 Anyway, uh, follow me.
噢 来 在这 开搞 Uh, ahem, come on. In here. Let's do this.
不是你通常干的地方 Not your usual place to do it.
什么?为什么? What? Why?
你想希望我到哪干? Where did you expect me to do it?
在床上 In the bed.
在 在床上? 我不是禽兽 In the-- in the bed? I'm not an animal.
我已经有超过五星期没在床上做过一次 I haven't done one in a bed for over five weeks.
赶快开始 要我带你去吗 Let's be quick with this. Shall I show it to you?
我怎么知道当我看到它 How do I know that when I see it,
我不会疯狂的爱上你? I won't fall madly in love with you?
那里真的不是很危险 There's really not much danger of that.
只是很大 It's enormous.
反而更好 All the better.
它有多硬? How hard is it?
好吧 Well, okay.
让我试着回忆下 Let me try and remember. Um...
我意思是 它的顶部 很硬 I mean, the top of it is, you know, very hard.
事实上 也很令人痛苦 Actually, painfully so.
唔 Mmm.
之后有点中软 Then kind of medium soft.
而且在它底下 真的又硬起来 And at the base of it, really hard again.
现在 要我告诉你我将会对它做啥么? Now, should I tell you what I'm gonna do with it?
不 No.
我将会用手握住它 I'm gonna take it in my hand.
它的全部 对 All of it. Right.
那很不正常 That's very unusual.
是的 好? Yeah. Right?
之后 我会吻它 And then I'm gonna kiss it.
要吻它? Gonna kiss it?
之后我将要把它全部放进嘴里 And I'm gonna put all of it in my mouth.
那比两女一杯还糟糕 This is worse than 2 girls and 1 cup.
我打赌它尝起来是草莓味 I bet it tastes like strawberries.
而我和你赌它尝起来像加了额外咖喱汁的烤肉味 And I bet you that it tastes of kebab with extra curry sauce.
听着 你他妈是个彻底的怪人 对? Listen. You're a total fucking weirdo, right?
就留着这 别出去 Just stay in here and do not come out.
好 Okay.
我们又见面了 So we meet again.
请进 Please, come in.
Okay.
你在干什么?让别人来做那 What are you doing? Let someone else do that.
请让我离开这里一会 Please excuse me for one moment.
你他妈在干什么? What the hell are you doing?
我在准备热身 I'm getting myself ready.
嘘 听着 我懂了 Shh! Listen, I get it.
你不会想你的衣服上粘上任何棕色弹片 You don't wanna get any brown shrapnel on your clothes.
棕色--棕色弹片? Brown-- brown shrapnel?
这个 This.
你看 硬 软 硬 You see? Hard, soft, hard.
只有最厉害的人能赢 May the best man win.
-我现在要进去那 - 不 不 不 - I go in there now. - No, no, no.
让我们熟悉一下 Let's get acquainted.
有人曾经告诉过你 Has anyone ever told you
你是一个漂亮的女人吗? that you're a very beautiful woman?
你是一个曾经踏进 You are the most beautiful thing
上帝的绿地中最漂亮人 to ever walk the lord's green earth.
我们正从格雷福斯的镜头收到信号 长官 We're getting signal from graves' lens, sir.
把它放上来 Put it up.
所以 我们再看什么 So, what are we looking at?
天啊 格雷福斯 Good god, graves.
喔 Whoo!
为什么卢卡申科会见你丈夫 Why did lukashenko meet your husband?
你能把那个封面放大吗? Can you zoom in on that stationery?
把坐标发送到奇尔科特 Send the coordinates to chilcott.
你宁愿和一个女仆做爱而不跟我做? You'd rather make love to a maid than me?
女仆? Maid?
巴奴 出去! Banu, out!
对不起 斯密特夫人 Sorry, Mrs. smit.
斯密特夫人? Mrs. smit?
巴奴 出去! Get out, banu!
我很抱歉 对不起 I'm so sorry. Sorry.
现在让我来展示你这野兽的一面到底有狂野 Now, let me show you how wild this animal can be.
难道你真的认为我会让你睡我老婆 格雷福斯先生? Did you really think I'd let you sleep with my wife, Mr. graves?
不 但再说 我从未想过 No. But then again, i never thought
她会用沾着屎的衣架切开我 that she'd chop up me poo with a coat hanger.
再见 塞巴斯蒂安 格雷福斯 Goodbye, Sebastian graves.
那不是塞巴斯蒂安 格雷福斯 That's not Sebastian graves.
-你还好吗? -是的 You okay? Yeah.
海洛因效果怎么样? How was the heroin?
比我期望的还好 Better than expected.
为什么卢卡申科要见你丈夫 Why did lukashenko meet your husband?
漩涡的计划是什么? What are maelstrom planning?
我不知道 I don't know.
塞巴 不要 Seb, don't.
不要认为这是针对你 亲爱的, 他所有人都杀 Don't take it personal, love. He kills everyone.
因为他经常把床弄湿 It's because he used to wet the bed.
-让她知道很重要 -这不重要 -It's important she knows. -It's not important.
然而 对于一个在你床铺下在晚上被脱光的男孩 Well, it was important to the boy on the bunk under you
来说是很重要的 who used to get dripped on at night.
继续干下去 Get on with it.
只要告诉我你所知道的 Just tell us what you know,
之后他会放过你 and he'll let you live.
来嘛 Come on.
卢卡申科已经买了一种类似病毒. Lukashenko bought some kind of virus.
他会什么时候用它? When is he gonna use it?
明天 Tomorrow.
他们将会在什么地方释放病毒? Where are they gonna release the virus?
他们将会- -They'll--
趴下 get down!
蹲下! Stay down!
是奇尔科特 快走 It's chilcott. Move!
快 Come on!
快跑 Come on. Run.
没地方可以藏了 There's nowhere to hide.
-我有办法 -噢 很好 I got an idea. Oh, great.
因为你的想法毫无收获 Because your ideas have netted nothing
反而到了这里 but gold up to this point.
你要跟着我 You're gonna follow me
并且按着你大哥我所说的去做 and do exactly what your big brother says.
赶快 快 Hurry! Come on.
他们去哪了? Where'd they go?
-他们刚到那 -分开走 They were just here. Spread out.
找出他们 Find them.
噢 天啊 太令人恶心了 Oh, god, this is disgusting.
长官 看一眼这 Sir, take a look at this!
-检查一下他们走了没 -我在看 - Check if they've gone. - I'm trying to.
你看到了什么? 他们走了么? What can you see? They've gone?
没有危险了 The coast is clear.
好 让我们离开这 Good. Let's get out of here.
噢 不 Oh, no.
噢 妈的 Oh, fuck me!
振作起来 塞巴 Brace yourself, seb!
离开他 Get off him!
离开我 啊 Get it off me. Aah!
那雄的可以干长达三小时 The male can fuck for up to three hours.
我们必须让他射 We have to make it come.
我在BBC频道看过 I saw it on the BBC.
你在茎上弄,我摇它的蛋蛋 You work the shaft, and I'll cradle the balls.
我的颈快断了 It's gonna break my neck.
我应付他们 I got them.
撑着 塞巴 你能的 Come on, sebbo. You can do it.
我在弄 我在干 I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
-把你的嘴放到它的尿口 -别傻了 Put your tongue in the peehole. Don't be stupid.
我觉得我们快成功了 我觉得我们快成功了 I think we're in business. I think we're in business.
来吧 来吧 Come on. Come on.
噢 天啊 Oh, god.
真很恶心 That is revolting!
哈库拉 马嗒嗒 Hakuna matata.
做得好 Well done.
我想我会吐 I think I'm gonna be sick.
这最多是预射精的一点点水 It's a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most.
成熟点 Grow up.
去看看有没有危险 See if the coast is clear.
噢 不 什么 这是什么? Oh, no. What? What is it?
这是个大象集体颜射派对 It's an elephant bukkake party.
弄它出来 Get it out.
混蛋 我屁眼要崩溃了 It's breaking me asshole.
现在不用太久了 Not much longer now.
振作点! 啊 不 Brace yourself! Aah! No!
好吧 All right.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
不 我不怎么好 No, I'm not okay.
我刚变成了一整个白便便 I just did an entirely white poo.
你需要清理 进来 You need to get cleaned up. Get in.
我的屁股好吗 Is me ass okay?
哈? Huh?
是的 它很好 它真的很好 Yeah, it's good. It's really good.
那全是你的胡说八道? Are those your bollocks?
有人给你一个唇印在你右边的蛋蛋 Someone's given you a hickey on your right nut.
那是你 That was you.
哦 Oh.
是朱迪 It's Jodie.
她可以做你的太太 She could be your missus.
不 我不可能只和一个女人在一起. No, I could never be with one woman.
那么 你将错过人生中最好的礼物 Well, you're missing out on the greatest gift in life:
家庭 Family.
我曾经从我家里得到的唯一礼物,就是背叛。 The only gift I ever got from my family was betrayal.
你为什么那么做 Why did you do it?
那没关系 It doesn't matter.
没关系? It doesn't matter?
你在我6岁的时候抛弃我 You abandoned me when I was 6.
那么 为什么? Now, why?
我们已经做出了决定 We have made our decision.
我们决定我们可以带走其中一个 洛斯利先生 We've decided we can take one of the brothers, Mr. lowsley.
但是格雷福斯夫妇,那些孩子是不可分开的 But Mr. and Mrs. graves, these boys are inseparable.
分开他们会让他们心碎而且对他们造成很大的影响 It would break their hearts, and affect them both very badly.
这是我们做出的决定 This is the decision we have come to.
但是那将会让兄弟中其中一个 But that would leave one of the brothers
留在格林斯比的寄养系统中 in the foster system in grimsby.
这不是一个男孩所待的地方 It's no place for a boy.
他在这里将毫无未来 He'll have no future here.
请上车! All aboard!
塞巴斯蒂安 诺比! nobby!
你见过我的兄弟诺比吗? Have you seen me brother nobby?
诺比! Nobby!
不 诺比 No! Nobby!
回来 诺比 Come back, nobby!
我的天啊 Oh, my god.
所以我本来可以拥有你的生活? So I could have had your life?
对的 That's right.
而你也可以拥有我的生活 And you could have had mine.
诺比.... Nobby...
我... I...
我很抱歉 I am so sorry.
等着 Wait.
我想我们的丁丁刚第一次碰到了 I think our penises just fist-bumped.
分开 Disengage.
-你需要专心 对吗 -是的 You need to focus, right? Yeah.
你要找出明天漩涡 You need to find out where maelstrom
计划在哪爆炸 are planning to blow up tomorrow.
而我要找一个酒馆看最后赛 And I need to find a pub to watch the final in.
-稍等 原来是这样 -他们要炸太阳 -Hold on. That's it. -They're gonna blow up the sun.
不 他们计划要炸毁在智利的决赛 No, they're planning to bomb the final in Chile.
什么? 我们怎么在 What? How are we supposed to get
12小时内阻止横过半球 halfway around the world in 12 hours
有着全球智能组织的人 with the entire global intelligence community
来杀我? 我们一定逃不了. trying to kill me? We'll never make it.
我找了你28年 I searched for you for 28 years.
我可不相信"绝对" I do not believe in never.
这就是Linkedin的魅力 That's the beauty of linkedin.
嘿 诺比 Hey, nobb-man.
你哥哥这打扮 How is your brother going to blend in
怎么混入足球流氓团体里啊 ? with those football hooligans
看着跟"卑鄙的我"一样 looking like the guy from despicable me?
英格兰! England!
英国和德国粉丝们 English and German fans
都已经聚集到了圣地亚哥 have been arriving here in Santiago
在过去几天里 throughout the last few days.
看起来是一个特别适合 Looks like the perfect place
前来观看自己国家队比赛的地方 to come and watch your national team play
奖金已经打破了全球足球比赛的 for what is ultimately the greatest prize
最高纪录 in world football.
真是世界级的运动 This is a truly international occasion.
我们看到了唐纳德·川普 We've seen Donald trump.
荧幕巨星 丹尼尔·拉德克利夫也来了 Star of stage and screen, Daniel Radcliffe is here.
中东的和平象征 schlomo khalidi也来了 Middle east peace symbol schlomo khalidi,
他看起来好多了 looking much better, is here too.
这么多颜色和声音 So much color and noise.
而且比赛结束后还有 And there will be plenty of both at the end of the match,
最终的哨响将会触发 because the final whistle will trigger
据说是运动会历史上最大的 what we are told will be the biggest firework display
焰火表演 ever seen at a sporting event.
我们还小的时候 When we was kids,
你有没有想过我们居然能一起来看世界杯决赛 ? did you ever think that we'd end up going to the final together?
是的,想过 哥哥 Yes, I did, brother.
诺比 ! Nobby!
- 不 - 惊喜 ! No. Surprise!
噢 ! Oh!
我想死你了 I missed you so much.
嘿 我们最喜欢的间谍 ! Hey. Our favorite spy!
他是军情六处最棒的 ! He's MI6's finest!
安静 Keep quiet.
这里没什么好看的 ! Nothing to see!
街上有骚动 There's a commotion, sir.
靠近点 Get in closer.
格雷夫 Graves.
Nobby. 诺比 - 嘿 我马上回来 科迪 ! Hey. I'll be back. Coddy!
等下 诺比 ! Wait. Nobby!
我们走 Let's go.
小赛 ? 小赛 ? Sebbo? Sebbo?
小赛 ! Sebbo!
喂 Oi!
赛巴! Seb!
找到你了 Got you.
这是什么地方啊 ? What is this place?
老天啊 Oh, my god.
漩涡居然是卖淫集团 Maelstrom are sex traffickers.
听我说 你必须快出去 Listen to me. You've gotta get out
不然他们会把你们拿去拍卖掉 before they sell you to the highest bidder.
快出去 Get out. Get out now. Out.
出去 嘘!安静. 你们不必过这种生活 Out. Shh! Quiet. You don't have to live like this.
出去 出去Get out. Out. Get out.
重新拾起你们的尊严 Regain your dignity. Out.
赛巴 Seb.
"强奸犯" "The rapist."
喂 Hey.
没人能爆我兄弟的菊花 Nobody buggers me brother.
一个人只能承受那么多精液 A man can only take so much jizz.
离他远点 ! Get off him!
啊! Aah!
等等 Wait.
你不是赛巴 You're not seb.
你肯定冷死了 You must be freezing.
是你 You.
很高兴见到你 塞巴斯蒂安 Pleasure to meet you, Sebastian.
我能理解你为什么想杀 I could understand why you might want to kill
世界卫生组织的老大 the head of the world health organization.
但是为什么要炸世界杯? Why bomb the final?
炸? Bomb?
根本没炸弹 There is no bomb.
是传染病 It's a disease.
一种名字叫rd-9的病毒 It's a virus called rd-9. 1001 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:23,352 我比较喜欢称它worldcure Or as I like to call it, worldcure.
比赛结束后 At the end of the game,
球场里的所有人都会被感染 everyone in the stadium will be infected.
两到三周以后 It should take two to three weeks
症状才会出现 for symptomsto start showing up.
到时候,96000个 By which time, 96,000 fans
世界各地的粉丝 from almost every country in the world
都回到了家 开始传播病毒 will be back home, spreading the disease.
你为什么做这种事 ? Why are you doing this?
嗯,想想看 Well, think about it.
全世界有70亿人 We have 7 billion people running around
而地球只能承受50亿 on a planet that can only hold 5.
我只是想让 I'm just trying to make the world
世界变得更美好 a better place, that's all.
通过把多余的东西删除掉 By deleting the surplus.
治愈世界 "Cure the world."
那你准备删除哪些人 ? And whom, exactly, do you intend to delete?
垃圾 The garbage.
酗酒的傻缺 The imbeciles who lie around drunk,
像兔子一样到处繁殖 reproducing like rabbits.
衣来伸手饭来张口 And sitting there with their hand out,
靠着我们接济他们过活 expecting the rest of us to pay.
直说吧 反正也不会有人会想念他们对吧? And let's be frank,who's gonna miss them anyway?
杀了他 Kill him.
你是新手吧 You're new to this.
以前没杀过人吗? You ever killed a man before?
你要射我么? Are you gonna shoot me?
不 No.
你们英国球迷那句话是怎么说的来着 ? How is it you English football supporters say?
哦,对 Oh, yes.
踢爆你的头 You're going to get your bloody head kicked in.
哦! Ow!
你还是射我好了 Maybe just shoot me.
起来 Get up.
该跟你的 Time to say goodbye to your
胖猪老婆说再见了 hideous pig wife.
给你点建议, Let me give you some advice,
乌克兰版的本·阿弗莱克 Ukrainian Ben affleck.
千万不要侮辱我们格林斯比的姑娘 Never, ever slag off a grimsby lass.
你没这个胆 You don't have guts.
喔啊 Whoa.
好吧,真简单 Well, that were easy.
嗨 Hiya.
真棒 Amazing.
第一个回去给孩子 Gotta get one of these for the kids.
你有家庭? You have a family?
我最近才和我家人重逢 I just reconnected with mine.
我现在准备回家 然后 I'm going to go home and--
你们这杀人生意真是不错, 不是吗? this killing business is a right laugh, isn't it?
我明白你们为什么这么爱枪了 I understand why you love guns so much.
我是说,用枪杀人的话 I mean, it completely detaches you
完全没有罪恶感 from the guilt of your actions.
嗒哒 ! Ta-da!
加分 Bonus point.
能别到处射了吗? Will you stop shooting everything?
德国1分 英国1分 It's Germany 1, england 1,
最后时刻 and it's anyone's final now.
- 赶紧调出图像 ,赶紧的 - 在努力了 -Get that feed up. Come on.-I'm trying.
没多少时间剩下了 So little time remaining.
离比赛结束还有4分钟 Four minutes to decide the final.
任务完成 Mission accomplished.
现在只要英格兰得分 All we need is england to score.
我的人生就完美了 This'll be the best day of my life.
什么 ? 这里的所有人都要死了 What? Every man, woman and child in this stadium is about to die.
放进耳朵里 Put this in your ear.
朱蒂 得帮我查一下 Jodie, I need you to check for anywhere
所有可能放病毒的地方 that might contain the virus.
好 让我扫描下球场的化学痕迹 Okay, I will scan for the chemical signature.
没机会了 This is hopeless.
不 No, it's not.
看看是谁来了 Look who just sat down.
我们得在她释放病毒前阻止她 We need to stop her before she sets off the virus.
好吧,听着 那我们从球场绕过去 All right, listen, let's go around the stadium.
不行的 时间不够了 We can't go around. There's not enough time.
我们得穿过去 We need to go across the pitch.
赛场入侵者 Pitch invasion.
保安太多了 Too much security.
我们自己不行的 We'll never make it alone.
自己? Alone?
我们不是一个人 We are not alone.
英格兰 It's england who are looking
目前更有可能获得冠军 the more likely to steal a late winner.
嘿,给我 Hey, give me that.
诺比 快坐下 ! Nobby! Sit down! Come on.
格林斯比的大伙们 听着了 Men and women of grimsby, listen up.
很重要 This is important.
看到那个姑娘没 ? You see that lass over there?
谁? Sharon Osbourne? What? Sharon Osbourne?
不.她准备释放一种致命病毒 No. She's gonna release this deadly virus,
杀光我们这样的穷人 and it's gonna kill poor people like us,
因为她觉得我们都是渣滓 because she thinks that we are scum.
该死啊,诺比 我们就是渣滓 Bloody hell, nobby, we are scum.
好..好吧, 你的确是 皮特 Well-- well, you are, Pete.
你是记录在案的性犯罪者 You're a registered sex offender.
不是在夸奖你 That's not a compliment.
所以我们是渣滓 ? So we're scum, are we?
好,让我告诉你 Well, let me tell you something about scum:
渣滓们建起了医院 It's scum who built the hospitals
现在被关闭了 that are now closing down.
液 Yeah.
渣滓们在战争中丧命了 It's scum who die in the wars
却是你们这群混蛋挑起的战争 started by the bastards in charge.
没错 ! 因为我们渣滓 Yeah!It's scum that keep
速度与激情才能拍下去 the fast and furiousfranchise alive.
液! Yeah!
我现在让你们 加入我们 So I ask you to join with us now
穿过赛场... 液! and storm that pitch... Yeah!
...让全世界见识下 渣滓们绝不会轻易投降,绝不 ...and show the world that scum cannot be washed away, ever.
液! Yeah!
我们是渣滓! We are the scum!
液! Yeah!
我们太早了 We started too early.
喔! Whoo!
是格雷夫 It's graves.
别让他靠近我 Keep him away from me.
目标正在移动. 我会同步到你眼镜上 -Okay, the target is on the move. I'll sync with your lens.
诺比 准备好大干一场没? Nobby, you ready for a fight?
我都等不及你问了 I thought you'd never ask.
绿色地球 Green earth.
目标正向西南移动 Target heading southwest
穿过德国区 through the German section.
快来 Come on.
好的,秩序恢复了, 球员也回到了场上 Well, sanity has returned, and so have the players.
比赛继续 决赛重新开始 The show will go on. The final will be restarted.
朱蒂 病毒在哪 ? Jodie, where's the virus?
找不到 I still can't find it.
诺比 来认识下 Nobby, meet the head
世界最大犯罪集团的老大 of the biggest crime syndicate in the world.
啥? 她是FIFA的老板? What, she runs fifa?
这傻逼是谁? Who's this idiot?
他叫塞巴斯蒂安 His name's Sebastian.
孩子们! Boys!
糟了 Oh, bollocks.
去! Go!
快!她要跑了! Quick! She's getting away!
我们又见面了 So we meet again.
我找到了 I found it.
病毒在其中一个焰火里 The virus is in one of the fireworks.
在她到发射器前 射死她 Shoot her before she gets to the detonator.
射不中怎么办? But what if I miss?
我相信你 I trust you.
哦! Oi!
10秒 Ten seconds.
没时间了. 快看斯特林 That's all that's left. Oh, look at Sterling!
好机会! What a chance!
哦,不! 球打偏了! Oh, no! It's going over the bar!
哦,不! Oh, no, it's not.
等下!发生了什么? But wait! What's happened to the ball?
球进了! It's bounced in!
不, 裁判要判此球无效 No, the referee's gonna disallow it.
-进球有效 -液! - The goal stands.-Yes!
英格兰赢了! England have won it!
过来,诺比 Come on, nobby.
别乱开枪 集中注意力 Stop shooting everything and focus.
别担心 交给我吧 Don't worry. I've got this.
朱蒂 枪卡壳了 Jodie, me gun's jammed.
哦,不 Oh, no.
打扰下 小姐 Excuse me, miss.
什么事? Yes?
日你! Go fuck yourself!
啊! Aah!
Yes! Yes!
我们成功了! Yes! We did it, seb!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
桑吉,现在! Sanjiv, now!
收到 什么,等下,别! Got it. What? Please, no! No!
永别了 塞巴斯蒂安 Goodbye, Sebastian.
不! No! No!
治愈世界吧! Cure the world!
不! No!
太晚了! Too late!
没办下停下烟花! There's no way to stop the fireworks!
跳上去. 那没用的 I'll jump on them. It won't work.
病毒在焰火最顶上 The virus is in the tip of the firework.
它得炸开在 It would need to explode
密闭的环境才能停止散播 within a contained environment to stop it spreading.
你什么也做不了 There's nothing you can do.
不,有办法 Yes, there is.
我是格林斯比人 I'm from grimsby.
朱蒂 病毒在哪个焰火里? Jodie, which firework is it in?
在中间左手的火箭里 It's in the central left-hand rocket.
-你做什么? -为社会做贡献 -What are you doing? -Contributing to society.
啊! Aah!
诺比 是你的左手边的焰火 不是我的左手边的 Oh, nobby. It's the firework to your left, not my left.
靠! For fuck's sake!
告诉我的孩子们 他们爸是英勇就义的 Tell my kids that daddy died with dignity.
诺比 能听见我吗? 你身旁的那个焰火里 Nobby, can you hear me? The firework next to you
也有病毒 also has the virus.
卧槽? What? No.
可我只有一个菊花 But I don't have another asshole.
我需要另一个菊花 I need another asshole.
你有了 You've got one.
我也是格林斯比人 I'm from grimsby too...
我再也不会让你离开我了 And I'm never gonna let you leave me again.
我的天啊 格雷夫 Oh, my god, graves.
格林斯比的屠夫兄弟 一起... Butcher boys of grimsby,together...
永远 Forever.
唐纳德·川普染上了艾滋 Donald trump has aids.
慈善家朗达·乔治被逮捕 Philanthropist Rhonda George has been arrested.
中东和平象征schlomo khalidi已被逮捕 Middle east peace symbol schlomo khalidi is in custody
罪名是谋杀军情六处特工Jeremy chilcott following the murder of MI6 agent Jeremy chilcott.
不是我干的. 这是我最糟的一周了 I didn't do it. I've had the worst week ever.
干以色列 干巴勒斯坦 干你们所有人 - Israel. - Palestine. All of you.
英格兰球迷在夺冠后情绪高涨 England fans in high spirits after cup final victory.
军情六处的叛逃特工 塞巴斯蒂安·格雷夫 Rogue MI6 operative Sebastian graves
以及他哥哥 诺比·屠夫 and his brother nobby butcher
死于防止 died at the scene while preventing the release
致命病毒扩散 of a deadly toxin.
另一则新闻 一位南非女佣 In other news, a south African hotel maid
起诉乐队主唱 Liam Gallagher has filed a suit alleging sexual assault
性侵她 by oasis frontman Liam Gallagher.
盖勒格同时被通缉,因为疑似 {Gallagher is also being sought for abusing an elephant
他和"速度与激情"影星 范·迪塞尔一起虐待大象 in conjunction with fast and furious star vin diesel.
很明显, 你们都需要新身份才行 Naturally, you'll both be needing new identities.
你们情况怎么样? How are you guys doing?
我的屁股看起来怎么样? How does me ass look?
好 非常好 Good. Uh, really good.
只是吸口烟 朱迪 请打开一下风扇好吗 It's a bit smoky in here, Jodie. Can we have the fan on, please?
噢 当然 Uh, of course.
那么你们通过在大象精夜中发现抗体 So you were saved from the virus
从而在病毒中活下来 by an antibody found in elephant semen,
而那在 额... which lined, uh...
你们的内臓 ...your innards.
我们像一对排箫 We're like a pair of pan pipes.
太好了 Great.
我想你会有信心 塞巴斯蒂安 And I thought you were going to be faithful, Sebastian.
你知道 你完整了我生命 You know, you really filled a hole in my life.
嘿 Hiya!
-诺比 -爸 - Nobby. - Dad.
我的天 Oh, my god.
我很高兴你还活着 I'm so glad that you're alive.
你知道吗? You know what?
家庭 Family.
是份最大的礼物 It's the greatest gift in life.
停止在那扔硬币 他不是许愿池 Stop throwing coins in there. It's not a brown wishing well.
正在给你们传送信号 You are now transmitting.
准备 准备 瞄准目标 Stand by. Stand by. Eyes on the target.
听着 我们正在发信息给你们镜头 Listen, we're sending information to your lens.
收到 蓝地球 I've got this. Blue earth.
嘿 兄弟 Hiya, bruv.
-很好 你来早了 -是的 -Good, you're early.-Yes, I am.
你见了队伍吗? Did you meet the team?
翻译: 冰封.虾子 fsffsfs 后面有彩蛋 请勿走开
抱歉 体育馆怎么走? Excuse me. Which way to the stadium?
向前直走5千公里,之后右转 Straight on for 5 kilometers,then to the right.
谢谢 Thank you.
不留活口 Leave no witnesses.
感谢大家香蕉支持~