1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,240 Is that Tinky Winky? 左边那只紫色的是丁丁吗 2 00:00:01,241 --> 00:00:03,300 Over on the left, the purple guy? 左边那只紫色的是丁丁吗 3 00:00:03,301 --> 00:00:04,990 No i think that's Po 那是小波吧 4 00:00:04,991 --> 00:00:07,000 G: Really? E: No, Po's red G：是嘛？ E：哦不对，小波好像是红色的 5 00:00:07,860 --> 00:00:09,580 Yeah it's Tinky Winky 对嘛，那个就是丁丁 6 00:00:09,581 --> 00:00:10,880 You're Tinky Winky 你是丁丁 7 00:00:10,881 --> 00:00:12,460 You're Laa-Laa 你是拉拉 8 00:00:12,461 --> 00:00:14,480 Who the f*ck is this? 这个是谁？ 9 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:16,300 Is it Elmer or something like that? 好像叫Elmer还是啥来着 10 00:00:16,301 --> 00:00:20,300 Elmer?? What is he, f*cking 95 years old? 这名字，你当他是95岁老头吗 11 00:00:20,301 --> 00:00:21,859 Dipsy! 迪西！ 12 00:00:21,860 --> 00:00:24,439 I don't know how i got Elmer 我是咋想到Elmer的 13 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:25,220 Neither do I 我还想问你呢 14 00:00:25,221 --> 00:00:27,350 Dude i'm gonna name my son that though 不过我可能会给我儿子取这名 15 00:00:27,851 --> 00:00:29,990 Maybe, I don't know. Just a thought 只是目前有这个想法 16 00:00:29,991 --> 00:00:31,878 It's gonna be one sticky dude 他肯定会是个黏人的小东西 17 00:00:31,879 --> 00:00:32,870 What 啥意思 18 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,300 You get it 懂了吧 19 00:00:35,538 --> 00:00:37,350 Who remembers... Here's a blast from the past 你们小时候有没有这么玩过 20 00:00:37,351 --> 00:00:40,999 Who remembers covering their hands with Elmer's glue on purpose 就是故意把Elmer's(牛头牌)胶水糊一手 21 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,900 when they were young so they could peel it off 然后等干了撕下来 22 00:00:42,901 --> 00:00:45,619 I thought that was the thing that only i did 我以为只有我一个人这么干 23 00:00:45,619 --> 00:00:47,719 I remember being in an art classroom and looking around 我记得我以前上美术课经常偷偷瞄一圈 24 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,700 and be like, Yo, no one's looking 如果没人在看我 25 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:52,200 I could cover my hands in this glue 我就会把胶水涂到手上 26 00:00:52,201 --> 00:00:52,899 And then like my teacher wasn't looking 只要老师一不留神，我就开始拿胶水涂手 27 00:00:52,900 --> 00:00:54,200 I would cover my hands in the glue 只要老师一不留神，我就开始拿胶水涂手 28 00:00:54,201 --> 00:00:55,580 And then i would go like this, and then it would dry 然后这样把它甩干，再撕下来 29 00:00:55,581 --> 00:00:57,580 and then i would peel it off 然后这样把它甩干，再撕下来 30 00:00:58,279 --> 00:00:59,680 When life was simpler 那时的生活多简单啊 31 00:00:59,681 --> 00:01:00,899 and you would just cover your hands in glue 天天玩撕胶水的游戏就快乐得不得了 32 00:01:00,900 --> 00:01:01,999 and peel it off for entertainment 天天玩撕胶水的游戏就快乐得不得了 33 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,220 And now you have to like... 而现在…… 34 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:09,980 Now you have to go on social media and stuff 现在不上网就活不下去了