[instrumental music]
[intense music]
[indistinct chatter]
[engine revving]
[indistinct chatter]
[music continues]
[speaking in foreign language]
[gasps]
Psst!
[gasps]
[indistinct chatter]
[music continues]
[speaking in foreign language]
[groans]
[grunting]
[speaking in foreign language]
[gunshots]
[sirens wailing]
[yelling in foreign language]
[rumbling]
Ah!
[clangs]
[speaking in foreign language]
[groans]
[grunting]
[screams]
[boat engine revving]
[tires screeching]
[sirens wailing]
[speaking in foreign language]
(Thomas) 'Forgive me, Consul Han, but, uh, I believe we can ill afford'
'to lose men of your high character.'
'And speaking as a friend'
who's fought side by side with you for 15 years
I will sorely miss the unshakable support
you've given the Royal Hong Kong Police.
And so, on behalf of all Brits
who've ever carried the shield in Hong Kong, we shall miss you.
'And we wish you nothing but happiness'
'as you take up your new post in the United States.'
Ladies and gentlemen, Consul Han.
- Consul Han. - Consul Han.
Thank you, Thomas.
Now, you know Thomas is not gonna make this evening easy.
Excuse me.
[indistinct whispering]
[speaking in foreign language]
Commander Griffin
I am pleased to be able to leave you and Hong Kong
with a special gift tonight.
Earlier this evening Detective Inspector Lee
and his special task force have once and for all
crushed the Juntao criminal organization
'and reclaimed artifacts'
from 5000 years of China's heritage.
[applauding]
[speaking in foreign language]
This is the kind of legacy I dreamt about.
Hong Kong forever.
To Hong Kong. Forever.
- 'Hong Kong forever.' - 'Hong Kong forever.'
[gasps]
Soo Yung.
[speaking in foreign language]
(Carter) 'Stupid fool! Get the hell out of my way!'
Man, are you crazy? Shoot!
(male #1) 'You moron!'
[tires screeching]
- Clive! What's up, man? - You're late.
- Huh? - You're late.
- I'm late? You late, man. - Yeah, you're late.
I've been waiting in the back of the diner for you.
- Over a hour, man. - I was in the diner.
Man, I told you the back of the diner, you thought I was gonna
do this shit out front, man? Are you crazy? I'mma get busted.
I was in the diner! You weren't in the diner.
I said in the back of the d.. It-it don't even matter, man.
I'm late. You late. It don't matter, man. Let's go.
Let's do this. What's that, a gun? Put that gun away, man.
How many people you done killed this year? Stop it, man.
Come on, let's do it. Come on, man. Come on.
- Come on, man. - Don't be late again.
I ain't gonna be late. Come on. What we got?
Whoo-hoo. That's tight. That's beautiful. That's nice.
- What's that? - That's C-4.
- That's C-4? - That's C-4.
Oh, shit!
- What's the problem? - There ain't no problem, man.
I've been looking everywhere for this shit!
Man, how the hell you find some C-4?
You don't know how you make me feel, man.
(Carter) 'The Iraqis can't even get this shit, man.'
- Where'd you get this from? - Huh. It's a hot ticket.
(Carter) 'You don't know how happy you made me, man.'
You got what I want, I'mma go get what you want.
Let me go get that money, man.
Step away from the car.
Hey, hey, hey, officers.
Put your hands above your head.
- What-- - Just do it now.
(Carter) Ain't no problem here.
Why y'all messin' with us for?
Alright, take it easy, buddy. You don't wanna do that.
- Oh, yes, I do! - Oh, no, he don't, officer.
- He just playing, officer. - No, I ain't playing!
- Yes, he is, officer. - No, I'm not!
- Yes, he.. Officer-- Yes-- - I'm not playing!
- Drop the gun! - He just-just my cousin.
We're just talking. Come on, get back in the car and just leave.
We can't do that, buddy, alright?
I'm gonna blow his head all over
the parking lot, asshole.
Get back in the car and buy some doughnuts.
See what you did? You done made him mad.
Let me just talk to him, alright? Alright?
- 'Hey! Hey!' - 'Don't move!'
Alright, alright. Everything cool now.
He down. The gun down.
Now get back in the car and just leave.
Put your hands on your head!
Officer, everything cool.
- Officer. - Do it now!
Psst.
[panting]
[gunshots]
- My hand! - Stop!
[groans]
[engine revving]
[gunshots]
[crashing]
Didn't I tell you to get in the car?
[tires screeching]
[gunshots]
[indistinct yelling]
[cars honking]
[tires screeching]
[grunting]
[gunshots]
Man, stop it! I got C-4 in the trunk!
[gunshots]
Ow!
[explosion]
[clattering]
Yeah!
[upbeat music]
Hoo-hoo!
Clive, guess what, man?
I forgot to tell you. I'm LAPD.
You under arrest.
[instrumental music]
(Han) Soo Yung. Come on, we're gonna be late.
Let's go.
- Excuse me. - Eh?
- What? - Telephone. China.
[speaking in foreign language]
Soo Yung, I love you. Have a nice day.
Will you be home after school?
No. I am gonna pick you up myself.
[speaking in foreign language]
Choo, choo..
- Bye. - Bye.
[speaking in foreign language]
Hello?
[clicks]
[clicking] Hello?
[Mariah Carey singing "Fantasy"]
[vehicles honking]
♪ When you walk by every night talkin' sweet and lookin' fine ♪
♪ I get kind of hectic inside ♪
♪ Baby I'm so into you darlin' if you only knew ♪
♪ All the things that float through my mind ♪
♪ But it's just a sweet sweet fantasy baby ♪
♪ When I close my eyes ♪
♪ You come and take me on and on ♪
♪ And on ♪ ♪ It's so deep in my daydreams ♪
♪ But it's just a sweet ♪
[siren wailing]
♪ Fantasy baby ♪♪
Is there a problem, officer?
No problem. Just rush hour.
[gunshots]
Aah!
Help! Aah! Aah!
[grunting]
[screaming]
[grunting]
- Ah! - Ow!
[intense music]
[Soo Yung screaming]
[panting]
[engine revving]
[screaming]
[engine revving]
[screaming]
Ah! Help!
[screaming]
- 'Security's in place?' - Yes.
(Han) And you're sure all of the exhibits
will be ready by this weekend?
Yes, sir, your opening remarks
are scheduled for 7:30.
- 'Fine.' - Excuse me, Consul Han.
I'm Warren Russ with the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
This is Agent Whitney.
We need to speak with you in private, sir.
Excuse me.
[instrumental music]
I know this is a difficult time for you, consul
but I want you to know we're gonna get your daughter back.
Yes, but will you get her back alive?
We have the best agents in the world
in this house and on those streets.
I would like one of my people to help.
Let me assure you, consul
the FBI considers this a top priority.
We have plenty of people on the case.
Mr. Russ, I am not an American.
My daughter, she is not an American.
I understand that, sir, but--
He's already on the plane.
I trust you will treat him with the same courtesy
as you have shown me.
Yes.
Ten people just jumped out of the trunk.
I started handling all of them, just started
slapping them, throwing them everywhere.
Then two stupid cops came out of nowhere
messed everything up, but then I regrouped, I had to save
they life. It might be in the paper. The.. It ain't in there.
But anyway, I save they life
and then I start runnin', trying to get the bomb--
I can't believe you went without me.
Hey, I'mma talk to y'all later, alright?
I'mma tell you the best part after work, after work.
You know, this is why nobody will work with you, man.
Why, you're the only cop in the department without a partner.
Johnson, look, look, first of all, if you wanna go out
on a date with me, you gonna have to wait on the list
like every other woman, okay?
And second of all, I work alone.
I don't want no partner, I don't need no partner and I ain't
gonna never have no partner. Did Kojak have a partner?
- Yeah. The fat guy. - He wasn't never with him.
Look, did Columbo have a partner?
Captain Diel ordered me to go with you on that bust
because you needed bomb squad backup
but once again you screwed me and you screwed yourself.
Look, Johnson, it's dangerous out there.
It's safer for you to be right here behind the desk.
You know, we were supposed to be on the same team.
Team? Johnson, this the LAPD.
We the most hated cops in all the free world.
My own mama ashamed of me, she tell everybody
I'm a drug dealer. Ain't no team.
This is a pit stop for me. baby.
I'm on the verge of leaving all y'all suckers behind.
Oh, actually, you're on the verge of being suspended.
Have a nice day.
Johnson.
Somebody told you I was being suspended?
[clears throat]
Quit playin', girl.
[chuckles] I know you playin'.
Johnson, somebody told you I was being suspended?
[birds chirping]
This is a problem, that's all I need is some foreign national
getting his head blown off and turning this
into an international incident.
What can we do? He's on his way.
[sighs]
Call the field office. Have them send over a rookie.
We'll have him escort this guy around town for a couple of days
pretend to follow some lead, show him some sights
keep him out of our way.
Warren, you sure you wanna do that
to one of our own men?
What do you suggest?
Well, as long as we're gonna humiliate someone..
...might as well be LAPD.
Well, even if I had an extra man
who would want such a bullshit assignment?
Well, it's a disgrace to me.
It's a disgrace to my department.
It's a disgrace to..
Dan, I'm sending someone right over.
Captain, I know you read the paper, but they lyin'.
You know I won't do nothin' like that. They overexaggerate.
You know how the paper is. They just want a story.
Two officers were shot. One man lost a pinkie.
But didn't nobody die.
You destroyed half a city block.
That block was already messed up.
And you lost a lot of evidence!
We still got a little bit left.
What you did was dangerous
and completely against policy.
And not only that..
- You did a good job. - What?
Everyone around here is so image-conscious.
Everybody's so afraid of their own goddamn shadow.
'It's nice to meet an LA detective'
who's willing to lay it on the line.
C-captain, that's the, that-that's the same way I feel.
That's what I've been trying to tell everybody.
See, every so often we have
to let the general public know
that we can still blow shit up.
You goddamn right. That's the only way I work, cap.
So that mean I ain't gettin' suspended?
Suspended? Are you kidding?
I don't even know why I said that.
I just got a call from the FBI.
A ten-year-old daughter of a Chinese diplomat
was kidnapped this morning, and they want you on the case.
- FBI want me? - That's right.
- Stop lying. - I don't lie.
- Tell the truth. - I'm telling the truth.
- Thank you, cap. Whoo! - Congratulations, Carter.
- Appreciate it. - You are going to the show.
Hey, I ain't gonna let you down, I'mma look out for you
when I go to the top. I'mma make you mayor.
- I'd rather you didn't. - Whoo!
Hey, listen up, if anybody need me
I'mma be workin' a big, big case for the FBI!
[upbeat music]
Whaa! Whoo!
[music continues]
Yo. Take care of that for me.
[indistinct chatter]
And upstairs there are two doors.
Carter.
Yo, I need one of those earpieces immediately, alright?
Alright. Hey, how you doing?
I want the consul's personnel records cross-checked
with that new list we received from Interpol.
See if you can make any matches or connections.
- Ahem. - Okay, boys, what have we got?
Have we checked the consul personnel records yet?
I wanna know who's he been talking with, who's he been
dealing with. Okay, come on. Give me the story.
Any demands? Any fingerprints? Have we interviewed his staff?
Whitney, who is this?
- He, uh.. - Give me a copy of that.
James Carter, FBI.
Warren, he's here for the, uh, uh, special assignment.
Oh.
I'm agent in-charge Warren Russ.
It's good to have you onboard.
I've been waiting a long time for this, you guys
sure do take a long time to process an application.
Well, Carter, your particular assignment
is considered G-14 classified.
Now, why don't you and I take a walk and I'll fill you in?
Okay, Warren.
G-14 classified. That's good.
(Carter) You don't understand. This is my dream.
I'm very excited about working with the FBI.
Well, I'm glad. Listen, his name is Lee.
And the director considers this a top priority.
No disrespect, sir, but he's only gonna get in my way.
I'm not used to having a partner.
If I'm gonna handle the situation for you..
- I'm gonna have to work alone. - Carter.
He is the situation.
We must be.. Must be a misunderstanding.
I-I was sent down here for-for the big case
for the kidnapping, the little girl?
No, forget the little girl, your
assignment is Lee.
Who is Lee, and what kind of assignment is that?
Lee is a foreign detective.
He's a personal friend of the consul's.
Now, it's your job to keep him out of sight
and away from danger, you understand?
Yeah, I understand you want me to babysit somebody.
But I don't do that. I-I came down here for the--
The truth is this is an FBI operation
and I don't need any help from the LAPD
or some Chung King cop. You got it?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho-hold, why didn't y'all put
'one of your own men on this top-priority case?'
What the hell I supposed to do to him, take him to the zoo?
I don't give a damn, I just don't wanna see him or you
until this thing is resolved.
Now, his plane arrives in an hour.
We wanna make a good impression, Carter.
It's his first trip to America.
Hey! This is bullshit!
[aircraft droning]
[dramatic music]
[indistinct radio chatter]
[speaking in foreign language]
Please tell me you speak English.
I'm Detective Carter!
Do you speak-a any English?
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
I cannot believe this shit!
First I get a bullshit assignment
now Mr. Rice-a-roni..
[sighs]
...don't even speak American.
Come on, man. My ride over here.
Put your bag in the back.
Put your bag in the back!
No, no, no, no, no.
You put your own shit in the back!
I am not a skycap.
I'm FBI, you understand?
What the hell you think this is?
Captain, I don't think this is funny.
No, I'm serious, captain, now I ain't playin', now you need to
call the FBI and tell them you made a mistake.
I can't do that, Carter, I'm sure that you and Mr. Lee
will have a nice time together.
I'm warning you, man, you better call the FBI
or I'mma drop his ass off at Panda Express.
You drop this case, Carter
you're suspended for two months without pay.
Ah, alright. Well, you can forget about being mayor then.
Congratulations, Carter, looks like you finally
got yourself a partner.
[all laughing]
One little pinkie get blowed off
and everybody trippin'.
Chinese consul?
That's one place you can't go.
I ain't gettin' fired for nobody. You gonna pay my bills?
- Soo Yung. - That's the little girl?
Huh? Huh? Say something.
Y'all think this is real funny, give Carter
the big G-14 classified case.
'Cause I'mma show the FBI they don't know who they
playin' with. I'mma solve this case myself.
That's right.
[upbeat music]
(Carter) But I wanna show you something first. Look familiar?
Just like home, ain't it? Look. Just like home.
I ain't never been to China, but I bet you it probably
look like this, don't it?
Star maps! Get your star maps!
Look, look. Look, John Wayne.
John Wayne. You know John Wayne?
- John Wayne. - 'Yeah, John Wayne, man.'
The Duke. Hang out with the Duke. I'll be right back.
You might see one of your cousins walking round here.
- I'll be right back. - 'Find them and stalk 'em!'
Find them and stalk 'em! Star maps!
Right here! Star maps!
- Stucky. Stucky. - People. Star..
You got the address to Michael Jackson house?
- Never-Neverland. - Carter.
You can't be coming around my job!
- That's harassment, man! - Hey, man.
I'm just checking up on you.
I'm fully legit now, I'm selling
star maps. That's all I'm selling.
Yeah, legit my ass.
What you and your old Asian gang-member friends
talking about these days? Know anything about a kidnapping?
- I don't know nothing. - Give me one of them star maps.
For $45. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Alright, man. Well, I might know a little something.
I don't know nothin' about no kidnapping, but I tell you this
there's this dude, he's buying up all kind of firearms
explosives and people like he's gonna start some kind of war.
- What's his name? - I don't know his name.
- You don't know his name? - For $45 I don't know his name.
For $45 you better tell me something.
- I don't know nothing for $45. - Well, Stucky, you don't..
[dramatic music]
- What are you.. I didn't tell-- - Lee!
Lee!
[music continues]
[grunts]
[sighs]
Didn't I tell you to wait for me? Huh?
What the hell are you doing on this bus?
Think I'm playin' with you? Huh?
Think I'm playin' with you? I ain't playin' with you.
Sit down!
Okay, alright.
It's okay. It's alright. FBI.
Take a picture. It's okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
[indistinct chatter]
[dramatic music]
Alright.
What? Get out of my way! Watch out, watch out!
[indistinct chatter]
[cameras clicking]
FBI. Stop this bus.
[grunts]
[gasps]
Hey, look!
[giggling]
(male #2) 'Hey, kids, get back in here.'
'Sit down.'
[car honks]
Stop!
- FBI. I need this motorcycle. - No way, man.
Get off!
[engine revving]
[music continues]
[car honking]
Get out of the car! Get out of the car now!
Where you think you're going, huh?
Didn't I tell you to stay over there by the Duke?
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
Just mind your own business, old man. Stay in the car.
Hey. W-what you doing?
I-I was just trying to find out where you was going, man.
(Carter) 'You thought I was gonna shoot you? I want to go--'
Hey, what's happening here?
Put the gun down. Put the gun down.
I ain't playin' with you, man. You think I'm playin' with you?
Don't move!
Drop your guns.
Hey, man.
Look. FBI.
Uh, I'm policeman, I'm just showing him
how to take a gun from a suspect.
All of a sudden you speaking English now.
- Huh? - A little.
A little my ass. You lied to me.
I didn't say I didn't. You assumed I didn't.
Assume I kick your little Beijing ass right now, man.
I ain't scared of you, I know you know that
little tricky shit. Come on.
I'm not responsible for your assumption.
You full of shit, you understand that? You full of shit.
Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking.
You seem as if you like to talk.
I like to let people talk who like to talk.
It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
What the hell did you just say?
I like people to talk. Does it easy..
[mumbling]
So I'm the one full of shit?
We both full of shit.
You full of shit.
I'mma kick your ass.
Don't nobody do that but me.
You want me to kick your ass, don't you?
[engine revving]
You must take me to see Consul Han right away.
Man, just sit there and shut up.
This ain't no democracy.
- Yes, it is. - 'No, it ain't!'
This is the United States of James Carter now.
I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king.
I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Your ass belong to me!
Why would they not want my help?
Because they don't give a damn about you.
They don't like you. I don't like you.
I don't care. I here for the girl.
The girl don't like you. Nobody likes you.
'You came all the way over here for nothing.'
You ain't gonna be on--
Ah. Beach Boys.
Oh, hell, no. Look, you didn't just touch my goddamn radio.
The Beach Boys are great American music.
The Beach Boys will get you a great ass-whuppin'.
Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy.
You can do that in China, but you'll get your ass killed
out here, man.
Let me show you real music.
[Jay-Z singin "Can I Get A"]
Yeah. That's real music. You hear that?
♪ Gi gi bounce wit me, bounce wit me ♪♪
[singing continues]
Now, can you do that to the Beach Boys?
Can you do that to the Beach Boys?
Hell, no!
[singing continues]
I must get to the consulate. What are we doing here?
It's called a shakedown. Very serious police work.
Now just watch me handle my business and control the space.
I want to help with the investigation.
This is my case!
[laughs]
Your case? Look, you can back me up.
When we get in here, you follow my lead and do what I do, okay?
[Curtis Mayfield singing "Mother's Son"]
- What's up, my nigga? - What's up?
- Is this weed? - What?
Tsk. You got a prescription for this?
- Y-yeah. - Where is it?
- Uh.. - W-where is it?
- It's-it's-it's, uh-- - W-where?
- Uh, uh--
[mumbling]
Uh, oh, where? Where?
I should take your ass to jail, you know that?
- For what? - For what? Look at this!
That's nothing but a cigarette.
This Cigaweed!
Well, it look like cigarette.
- You better have glaucoma. - I do.
What's up, my nigga?
[doorbell buzzing]
Hey, hey. Check that, baby.
What's happening, Carter?
Ooh!
Put the guns down. Put the guns down!
MC Hammer there, put the goddamn gun down.
'Now, I got some questions, and I need some answers.'
- Put 'em down. Put 'em down. - Where the girl?
- What girl? - The little girl.
- What little girl? - The little Chinese girl.
I don't know nothin' about no little Chinese girl.
'You know what I'm talkin' about, don't act like you dunno'
what I'm talkin' about, I'mma take all your asses
in here right now if I don't get no answers.
Carter, put the gun down.
Man, don't act like you know me.
You don't know me. I see what's going on here.
Y'all trying to play me like a fool. Y'all think I'm a fool.
Alright, look, Lee, go outside real quick.
It's gonna get a little dangerous in here.
- I may have some ques-- - Lee, go outside.
And wait by the bar. Remember what I told you? Back me up.
Go outside. I'mma take care of everything, alright?
- You sure? - I'm sure. Now, go on now.
Go on!
Think I'm playing?
Hurry up!
[chuckles]
- Hoo. - Come here.
Don't come up in here in my place of business
scaring me like that. Goddamn!
I was just playin', man. Give me a hug. boy.
I'm just schoolin' that rookie, man, showing him the ropes.
Why you didn't come to church Sunday?
I had some things to take care of.
But I made the night service, though.
Yeah, yeah. Look, come here. I wanna holler at you.
I need to know who this guy is running around town
buying up all these explosives and weapons.
Shit, I don't know nothing about that, baby.
Luke, look, man, I know what you do, man.
And the only reason why I ain't busted your ass
'cause you my cousin and it'd kill Aunt Bootsie.
Well, why you gonna put Aunt Bootsie in this?
Luke, I ain't playin', man. I know she got a bad heart.
But if I have to, I will bust your ass.
Tell me something.
The word down in Chinatown is there's this new dude in town.
Bad-ass dude out of Hong Kong, buying up every goddamn thing.
- What's his name? - Shit, I don't know his name.
Hey, he ain't buying shit from me.
- You don't know his name? - No.
Da-damn. Don't nobody know his name.
[James Brown singing "Night Train"]
What's up, my nigga?
What did you just say?
What's up, my nigga?
[groaning]
[grunts]
[groans]
- Oh! Oh.. - Come here!
You better watch your mouth!
- Oh! Ah.. - What you say, boy?
I don't want trouble. Ah..
[knuckles cracking]
[grunting]
[shattering]
[grunting]
[clattering]
Ow!
[grunting]
Please, I said I don't want trouble.
♪ Atlanta Georgia ♪
That's bad for you.
♪ Raleigh North Carolina ♪♪
- Carter. - Where the little girl at?
- What little girl? - 'What little girl!?'
You know what girl I'm talking about!
Man, you better take your goddamn hands off my suit.
Your mama bought me this suit for Christmas.
This is my favorite suit. Now let me go.
I'mma see you Thanksgiving, alright? Appreciate it.
Hey, hey! Get your big happy-meal ass over here!
Get over in the corner! I'm still the law around here!
Next time I come in here, y'all better clean this shit up!
And brush your teeth!
Let's go.
[engine revving]
- What are we doing here? - I'mma go in.
And get me something to eat. You want anything?
Like a cup of noodles or something?
Carter, stop wasting my time. I made a promise to Soo Yung.
You right. I have been wasting your time. I'm sorry.
Just let me go in and get something to eat, when I come
back out, I'mma take you wherever you wanna go, okay?
- Okay. - Shake on it?
- Hey, what are you doing? - You ain't the only one..
With quick hands, are you? Whaa!
I'll be right back.
Shit!
Hey, man, I got you a beef-and-bean burrito.
[instrumental music]
We have a taxicab approaching.
'A man stepping out, Asian. About 5'10".'
We've got someone approaching the gate, dropped off by a cab.
- Tell them to intercept. - Intercept.
We will intercept.
- Can I help you? - Yes. I must see the consul.
- About what? - Please, it's very important.
Why don't you tell us why you need to see the consul, huh?
We'll tell you whether it's important.
Do you have identification?
[sighs] It's about his daughter.
- Soo Yung. - Hands above your head!
He asked about the consul's daughter.
He asked about the daughter.
You don't understand. I was invited.
- Ah! - Uh!
[groaning]
Don't move! Throw your gun away.
- He's gonna kill them. - Is everything alright?
You'll be safer on the second floor.
Let's go. Move!
- Ah. - I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about this.
[intense music]
[groaning]
He went over.
- Let's go! - Ah..
He's on the grounds! Come on!
[grunts]
[music continues]
Stay away from the window, please. Right here.
[thudding]
Get down! Now!
[groans]
[grunting]
Don't move!
Lee.
[speaking in foreign language]
Mr. Russ. I think there has been a misunderstanding.
It's alright. It's okay. It's him.
- The guy from China. - What?
Come in, please.
Mr. Russ, I would like you to meet Detective Inspector Lee.
Excuse me very much.
Oh. Yes.
Your gun.
Where the hell is Carter?
And then I gotta put up with this. Look at this.
Say, man, y'all seen a little Asian dude about this height
with a steering wheel on his arm?
Go screw yourself.
- What you say? - I said go screw yourself.
You take your little sensitive ass up there and let me in!
Get out of the way! Don't make me get up out of this truck!
- That's-that's him. - 'Man, when I get up in here..'
(Carter) I'm slappin' somebody. I don't play that.
(Russ) 'What happened, Carter? It was your--'
(Carter) 'It ain't my job to be'
'jumpin' on and off of buses!'
I do not do that! I am not Carl Lewis!
- Who is this man? - Uh, sir, I can explain.
Agent Carter has been helping with my investigation.
He's upset that we have not done our job.
Me and Lee are taking care of the situation.
We have everything under control. We're on top of it.
We gonna get your daughter back safe and sound.
He is very passionate about finding your daughter.
We wanted Detective Lee to have one of
our best men by his side at all time.
Agent Russ, maybe this is a good time to tell the consul
the details of my assignment.
- Yes. - Yeah.
Carter, can I speak to you for a moment?
You wanna speak to me for a moment?
- Yeah. - In private?
Ah. Oh! I see!
This must be G-14 classified. FBI-type stuff.
First let me call my captain and let him know
what's going on around here.
Now, we'll talk in a second.
G-14. I love when a G-14 be comin' around.
- 'Hello?' - Who's this? Hello?
Am I speaking with FBI?
- Give me the phone. - The FBI?
- Yeah, this the FBI. - Carter.
- You are FBI? - Yeah, this is the FBI.
(man on phone) 'If you want the girl back alive, listen and do not talk.'
Okay, I'm listening. Let me get a pen. Alright. Cool.
The drop will be made tonight 11 p.m.
The amount will be $50 million.
Fifty-million dollars?
Who do you think you kidnapped, Chelsea Clinton?
- 'Keep him talking.' - 'In used currency.'
- 'Nothing bigger than a 50.' - Alright, alright, alright.
Cool, cool, cool, $50 million. No problem. No problem.
I want 20 million in 50.
Twenty million in 50s.
Twenty million in 20.
Twenty million in 20s.
- 'And ten million in tens.' - And ten million in tens.
- You want any fries with that? - What is your name?
What's your name, man? You called us.
Why you wanna know my name?
I just want to be able to tell
the consul who is responsible
for his daughter death because he talk too much.
Alright, look, man, alright, hold up, hold up. Calm down.
Calm down. I'm trying to hook ya up, man. I'm on your side, man.
You will receive instructions for the drop
half an hour before it is to be made.
If it is successful, the girl will live.
I'mma get you the money, I'mma, I'mma make sure you get
the money, we can spend it together, you know, when you
get it, 'cause I don't even, I don't even really work for them.
We got it. 620 South Broadway. Downtown.
[helicopter whirring]
[sirens wailing]
That's it, team one, proceed down 6th to 6th and Broadway.
Team two, I want you around the back of 4th and Main.
Set up a perimeter.
Take your team and cover the building floor by floor
all the way to the top. Move.
Let's go.
[indistinct chatter]
[dramatic music]
Alright, two men around back.
They must not go into the building.
Yeah, you right. You right. Let's go tell them. Come on.
Take positions on the corner.
Mr. Russ, you must pull your men back.
What the hell are you doing here? Where's Carter?
- 'Please, listen to me.' - Mr. Lee.
You may be very competent
but the mere fact that you know this girl
compromises your judgment.
Sir, if you are asking of $50 million
would you be in a place like that?
Get this clown away from here.
Take a hike.
- Hey, man. - Why were you hiding?
Hey, what you talking about? I wasn't hiding.
- You were hiding. - Man.
I bent down to tie my shoe
and I looked up, you was gone.
Sir, the area is secured.
- 'Room's empty.' - Damn it!
[telephone ringing]
[telephone ringing on radio]
[explosions]
- Everybody pull back! - Goddamn!
(Russ) 'Get some paramedics down here now!'
'Evacuate the building right away. Get fire crews here.'
'We got an explosion at 6th and Broadway.'
[intense music]
[panting]
[creaking]
Lee!
[creaking]
[grunts]
(Carter) 'That ain't far enough, man!'
'I ain't Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! Push it down some more!'
[grunting]
[groaning]
[glass shatters]
(Carter) 'Lee!'
(Carter) Hey, Lee!
[panting]
Hyah!
Oh! Oh.
Oh!
- Carter, don't come any-- - Hey!
- Stop! - Hey, man, what the hell you--
[both screaming]
[thuds]
[groaning]
[tires screeching]
[engine revving]
[gunshots]
[tires screeching]
- Ah. - Think I done broke my shit!
Who was that you was chasing?
His name is Sang, from Hong Kong.
Because of you he got away.
Why you ain't tell me about the bridge?
- I did. I did. - No, you didn't.
- No, you did not. - I said stop!
I don't understand what you be sayin'.
What?
You see what I'm saying?
- Oh. - What's this in your hand?
- He dropped it. - Oh, shit.
- Come on. - What? Where are we going?
- I messed up my suit. - Ah..
[panting]
[beeping]
Fifteen seconds.
Hm.
(male #3) 'Make a decision.'
[panting]
- Johnson! - Huh?
Oh, shit!
Did I come at a bad time?
I got bad news for you, Johnson.
- We're all dead. - I was distracted, sir.
Distractions can occur in the field.
That's why we call this practice.
'If you can't handle the pressure, then quit.'
- Yes, sir. - Hey, man, give her a break.
Johnson, don't worry about him. How you doing, girl?
What's goin' on, man? What's goin' on? Give me some love.
Why are you tormenting me?
Is that any kind of way to treat a old friend?
I came down here to see how you was doing
and I, and I need some help.
Help? Ha-ha-ha.
Look, I know that you have strong feelings for me, baby
but, look, man, we gotta put that aside.
It's a little girl's life at stake here. Come on.
Since when do you care about anybody else but yourself?
Johnson, please, just take a look at this for a second.
We found this on one of the kidnappers, tell me what
the hell this is. Come on, man.
Oh, n-now you want me to work with you?
You know, I-I don't have time for this.
I got my own shit to deal with.
Johnson, Johnson, Johnson.
- Who are you? - Sorry we got you in trouble.
Yeah, yeah, he's sorry he got you in trouble, look, tell me
something about this I don't know. Okay, come on.
It's a remote, could be nitro cap
could be cross-delayed, definitely not homemade
definitely not American. I mean it could open up a garage door.
Or blow up some C-4.
- C-4? - Yeah, C-4.
Oh..
I, um, this, um, this means so much to me.
- Go, go, go. - Alright, alright.
Hey, and I'm sorry about spreading all those rumors
on Christmas about us sleeping together. I'm sorry.
- What? - He's just joking.
Bye.
[door buzzing]
Hey, Bobby, what's up, man?
I need to see Clive Cod, man.
Oh, no way, Carter.
Look, it's lights out, they're locked down.
What, you want me to lose my job?
Man, I'm the one that got you this damn job.
You better open this gate and let me in here.
- Can't do it. - Bobby.
Didn't I turn my back that time
when you bought that bag of weed?
I was splitting it with you.
Didn't I give you the bigger half?
Come on, Bobby, now do me this favor.
Shit. You got five minutes.
- Hey, Cod. - 'Huh?'
Your two brothers are here to see you.
Hey, Clive, how you doin', man?
You got a lot of balls coming here.
Hey, I was just around the way, man.
I figured you would be bored.
I came to see how you was doing.
What the hell do you want?
I just came down here to bring you a gift.
I know you got a lot of time on your hands.
I brought you a little toy to play with.
- I don't want that. - 'You don't want this?'
Somebody told me you like to play with stuff like this.
I don't like to play with stuff like that.
I don't even know what it is.
You ain't never sold this to nobody or nothin'?
How could I sell it to somebody
when I don't even know what it is.
Maybe if you hold it a little closer.
- I don't want to hold it. - Just touch it.
- I don't want to touch it. - Why you don't wanna touch it?
'Cause you scared of it?
You really think I'm stupid, don't you?
Stupid enough to get busted.
You want me to put my fingerprints on that
so you can frame me.
Clive, now why would I do something like that?
You think I would try to trick you again?
'Besides, I don't have to frame you.'
You gonna do life after they find out
you killed the little girl.
I don't know anything about a little girl.
That ain't what I heard.
That's what I'm gonna tell everybody.
I don't care. I don't know anything.
I got a big mouth, Clive.
Let me tell you something.
I don't know anything about that.
So you can kiss my fat ass.
It would take me all day to kiss your fat ass. Clive!
What are you gonna do? You want some of this?
'Cause if you do, I'll give you all you want.
Give me a name.
I ain't telling you shit.
She's only 11 years old.
I don't want her to die.
Look at the picture.
I don't care about him, I don't care about you.
I care about the little girl.
Give me the name.
[mellow music]
The guy's name is Juntao.
I never seen him.
Where can I find him?
Foo Chow Restaurant. Chinatown.
Foo Chow Restaurant.
Do yourself a favor. Get rid of this guy.
- He'll get you killed. - Clive, thank you, man.
I'm gonna come back next visiting time.
I'm gonna bring your fat ass some cookies.
Man, we appreciate this.
[instrumental music]
That's it right there.
What are we waiting for?
We scoping the place out, man.
We ain't gonna just run up in there.
That's how you get shot.
Falling asleep.
♪ War hunh yeah ♪
♪ What is it good for? Absolutely nothin' ♪
♪ War hunh yeah ♪
♪ What is it good for? Absolutely nothin' ♪
♪ Sing it again you all ♪
♪ War hunh yeah ♪
♪ What is it good for? Absolutely nothin' ♪
♪ Sing it again you all ♪
♪ War hunh yeah ♪
♪ What is it good for? ♪
You don't know nothin' about no war.
Everybody knows war.
♪ Hunh yeah ♪
♪ What is it good for? Absolutely nothing ♪
♪ Good god you all ♪
It ain't you all, it's y'all.
- Y'all. - Y'all.
[high-pitched] Y'all.
Man, you sound like a karate movie. Y'all.
Y'all.
Say it from right here with some soul. Y'all.
Y'all.
- Y'all. - Y'all.
Let me show your goofy ass how to do this.
♪ Hunh! Good god y'all ♪
♪ What is it good for? Absolutely nothin' ♪
♪ Sing it again ♪
♪ War hunh yeah ♪
♪ What is it good for? Absolutely nothin' ♪
♪ Listen to me ♪
♪ War hunh it ain't nothin' but a heartbreak ♪
Come on, come on.
♪ Unh ♪
♪ War is an enemy to all mankind ♪
Do that again. Do it again. Like this?
♪ War has caused unrest within the younger generation ♪
♪ Induction in-destruction who wants to die? Oh ♪
♪ War hunh good god y'all ♪
♪ What is it good for? Absolutely nothin' ♪
♪ Listen to me ♪
♪ War it ain't nothin' but a heartbreak ♪
♪ War it's got one friend ♪
♪ That's the undertaker oh ♪
♪ War has shattered many a young man's dreams ♪
♪ Made him disabled bitter and mean ♪
♪ Life is much too short and precious ♪
♪ To spend fighting wars each day ♪
♪ War can't give life it can only take it away oh ♪
♪ Ohh war hunh good god y'all ♪
One will be inserted into the suitcase
the other will be on you.
Now when you make the drop--
[telephone rings]
Do we have it?
Alright, pick it up.
Hello.
(Sang on phone) 'You have what I asked for?'
I do.
'I hope now you realize how serious I am.'
'Take the money to the alley'
'behind the Foo Chow Restaurant in Chinatown.'
You have 29 minutes left.
[speaking in foreign language]
[instrumental music]
[speaking in foreign language]
Damn, Chen, this is some greasy shit.
You ain't got no better food
like some chicken wings, some baby back ribs
some fries, or something?
Chinese food, no soul food here.
I didn't say soul food. I said better food.
I don't want that greasy shit.
How you gonna sell a big box of grease?
[speaking in foreign language]
I'm chilly a what?
Come on.
I'm no punk bitch.
I ain't no punk bitch neither.
I'm no punk bitch.
'I'll knock that hat off you, Chen.'
Man, what you got me eating?
That's eel.
Is it good?
Very good.
What you got?
Camel's hump.
What?
Camel's hump.
Mm.
Kind of good.
Need a little hot sauce
but kind of good, though.
We still waiting?
Yeah.
How we gonna go about getting this guy Juntao?
How we know he exists? Ain't nobody seen him.
I know. He killed my partner.
I'm sorry about that, man.
That's one of the reasons I don't have no partner.
That's one thing I learned from my daddy.
Your daddy was a policeman?
Fifteen years, LAPD.
My father was also a policeman.
- Your daddy was a cop? - Not a cop, an officer.
A legend, all over Hong Kong.
My daddy a legend, too. All over America.
My daddy once arrested 15 people in one night by himself.
My daddy arrest 25 by himself.
My daddy saved five crackheads
from a burning building by himself.
My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hands.
My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass
all the way from here to China
or Japan or wherever the hell you from.
And all up that Great Wall, too.
Don't talk about my father.
Don't talk about my daddy.
Hey, that your boy?
Yes, that's him.
I better go in first.
Ain't nobody gonna recognize me.
Ok, I'll wait five minutes.
Hey, you take my ID.
If anything go wrong
you bust in like you're LAPD.
This won't work, I'm not 6'1".
Yes, it will work. Look, man
it's all about attitude, alright?
Flip it open, flip it closed. Do it fast.
You'll get it. Look..
Take this.
Hey, man, act like you're from out of town.
I am from out of town.
Well, don't act like a cop.
Act like a tourist or something.
Don't be so obvious.
- Okay. - Alright?
Okay, no problem.
Hi.
Hey, how you doing?
For one? No, for two.
I'm here for a meeting with Mr. Juntao.
Uh, I'm sorry, I don't know Mr. Juntao.
Look, maybe you don't understand.
I'm Mr. Juntao's lawyer. Legal advisor.
He got into some shit again.
I'm very busy, man.
I ain't got time to be coming down here.
My wife wants me to come home.
My baby shitting all over the house.
Would you please get Mr. Juntao?
But I have already told you I don't--
Do you think I came down here for nothing?
You gonna give me some gas money?
You got $5.00 on you?
Would you please go upstairs
and tell Mr. Juntao to get his ass down here?
Thank you.
Can I sit right here?
Right here? Thank you.
- Hi. - How you doing?
- Y'all got any eel? - Sure.
How's your camel hump?
Excuse me?
Where is Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles?
Uh...huh?
This way?
Uh..
I'm sorry. I'm from out of town.
- Domo. Thank you. - Maybe. This way.
Welcome.
What's that?
[sniffs]
[speaking in foreign language]
[indistinct whispering]
[dramatic music]
[speaking in foreign language]
(Juntao) 'No, wait.'
'Get the girl out of here.'
Make sure those two don't leave.
[music continues]
[chuckles]
[music continues]
[speaking in foreign language]
Juntao will see you.
It's about time.
[dramatic music]
[Soo-Yung screaming]
Oh, this is tight.
This ain't nothin' like downstairs.
Y'all got it going..
What's up, man?
What y'all watching?
Where Juntao at?
Why y'all so quiet?
[groans]
That was childish, man.
That wasn't even called for.
Now I came down here to see Juntao
'cause he told me to come down here.
'Cause I'm his half-brother from Beijing.
Me and him got the same mama.
I'm Blackinese.
We all the same. Whoa, hey, man!
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Okay, you gonna kill me?
Alright. If you gonna kill me
put the gun down, fight me like a man.
That's right, fight me like a man. Shit.
'Anybody can shoot somebody.'
That's what I'm talking about.
Better be givin' me some room.
You don't know who you messing with.
I'm gonna knock that yellow..
Which one of y'all kicked me?
Me.
Okay. Alright.
[grunting]
(Lee) 'Hey.'
[speaking in foreign language]
Hold on, let's talk about this.
Let's talk about this, man.
[speaking in foreign language]
No, no, no, zhee, zhee, zha. What that mean?
Hey, man, this is a misunderstanding.
Come on, let's pray about this.
FBI, huh?
No, I ain't FBI.
I'm a security guard, I work at the mall.
Now wipe yourself off.
You're bleeding.
[dramatic music]
Oh, hell, no.
He just playing, man. He ain't mean that.
He meant cut me loose. Let me go.
Don't move!
LAPD.
[grunting]
Hey, what you doing?
[intense music]
[grunting]
Lee!
[grunting]
[glass shatters]
[clamoring]
[grunting]
(both) Watch out!
Behind you.
Carter!
Freeze!
We kicked y'all ass. All y'all.
Y'all got your ass kicked.
Carter!
[gunshots]
[crowd clamoring]
[gunshots]
Whoa!
I'm gonna kill your ass.
[gunshots]
Aah!
(Carter) 'Lee! Over here, man!'
[dramatic music]
(both) Aah!
Is that my gun?
- That is my gun. - Let's go.
Why you go and drop the goddamn badge? Huh?
Then you threw the gun out the window.
[police sirens]
Come on, this way.
[tires screeching]
I got everything under control.
Don't worry about nothin'.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
It's cool.
Why am I not surprised
to find you here, Carter?
Dan, I want these two
back at the consulate immediately.
Let's take a ride, gentlemen.
[dramatic music]
You better get your hand off me.
Hey, man, he with me.
Hey!
Just let me explain. I'll start from the top.
We were making the drop.
Han was about to get his daughter back
and you two screwed it up.
Wait a minute, what you talking about?
Didn't you hear what Lee said?
Mr. Lee is on his way to Hong Kong.
Now you get out of here before I file
obstruction of justice charges against you.
We was about to solve the case.
All we need to do now--
You're no longer on this assignment, Carter.
Case closed.
Consul Han!
Sorry, sir.
It was all my fault.
Lee would never do anything to jeopardize
your daughter's life.
He loves your daughter.
It's a little too late for apologies.
Consul.
We have a call.
We're ready.
Okay, pick it up.
[speaking in foreign language]
(Sang) 'The ransom is now 70 million.'
I will call tomorrow with instruction.
Either deliver the money or pick up your daughter's body.
No, please. You must understand
what happened tonight was not--
[speaking in foreign language]
Soo-Yung.
'Soo-Yung, please tell them I will do..'
Whatever..
Soo-Yung!
[mellow music]
Sorry, man.
Be sorry for Soo-Yung.
[music continues]
(Russ) No hot leads.
None.
Listen, we're doing
everything we can here, right?
Tracing everything
that's come into this compound.
Excuse me, consul. You have a guest.
Jack, let me get back to you, alright?
Thomas.
I'm sorry, my friend.
I couldn't stand by and do nothing.
[upbeat music]
♪ Do a little dance ♪
♪ Make a little love ♪
[telephone rings]
♪ Get down tonight ♪
[turns off music]
- Hello. - Hey! What's up, baby?
Oh, man, you got guts calling me.
I'm gonna hang up.
Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Don't hang up. Look, you know what?
You was right about me, alright? I'm sorry.
- Are you on drugs? - 'You was right.'
I was egotistic. I was inconsiderate.
- 'I was self-centered.' - Yeah.
I ain't used to working with partners, but look
it ain't about me now. It's about the little girl.
She gonna die if we don't help her.
'You understand what I'm saying?'
Not yet, but keep talking.
Look, I think something's big going down tonight, alright?
And I need to find out where the consul's gonna be.
'You think you can help me?'
I'll see what I can do.
Oh, no, I don't need you to see, Johnson.
I need you to do it. Can you do it?
Okay, Carter.
- Alright, one other thing. - 'Yeah?'
What color panties you got on?
[line disconnects]
[rings]
Hello.
(Sang) 'Consul Han, I want you to go'
'to the Chinese Expo as you planned.'
'Have the money in the upstairs control room.'
'Be sure to make no more mistake.'
I understand, but I want to speak with my daughter!
[line disconnects]
[dramatic music]
[speaking in foreign language]
[gasps] What?
Excuse me, miss.
Who's the captain on this plane?
Look, it don't even matter.
Look, you need to go up there
tell the captain we got a problem
on the left side of this plane.
Something wrong with the engine.
You need a new alternator.
Now, my supervisor said, "Willy, go on down there
"and fix that plane. Put the alternator on.
Don't let it leave till I come down there."
I suggest you either go tell the proper authorities
not to move this plane, before the FAA
come down here, and we all in some shit.
- Go on! - Yes.
What are you doing here?
Come on, Lee. Now get your ass up.
'Now we got work to do.'
Go away. I've disgraced myself.
Lee, what about the little girl?
Leave me alone.
A man like you could never understand.
A man like me?
You are devoted only to yourself.
You're ashamed of being a police officer.
You dishonor your father's name.
Look, you don't know nothing about my father.
You say your father is a legend.
My father was a legend. My father was killed
making a routine traffic stop in broad daylight
by some punk who didn't want no ticket
when his partner supposed to get out of the car
and back him up, but never did.
'My father was just as much devoted as you'
and now he's dead. And for what?
A traffic ticket and some punk?
You tell me what's the honor in that.
You believe your father wasted his life
that he died for nothing?
Prove me wrong.
For 15 years until China resumed control of Hong Kong
Juntao was the most powerful crime lord in southeast Asia.
The British tried to close down his operation, but, uh..
...they failed.
But why the consul's daughter?
Detective Inspector Lee helped me raid
every known asset of Juntao's operation.
We confiscated millions in weapons and cash
'and a collection of Chinese art'
that was unsurpassed in the world.
Then Juntao disappeared. No witnesses.
Do you really think he'll kill the girl?
My advice to you is..
...pay the money.
[instrumental music]
[indistinct chatter]
Consul. I'm going upstairs to make the drop.
Now, I want you
to remain calm as if nothing's wrong
and don't leave agent Whitney's side
even for a moment.
I understand.
[dramatic music]
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
I am Consul Han.
'On behalf of the People's Republic of China'
'thank you for coming.'
[applause]
I am pleased to present 5,000 years
of Chinese history and heritage
a collection which, until recently
was thought to be lost forever.
This some nice shit.
That Buddha'd go good in my bathroom.
Hey. This is the history of my country
priceless pieces of Chinese culture.
If anything gets damaged--
Don't worry, ain't nothin' gonna happen to none of this stuff.
And now..
...we can pass them on to our children.
Pardon me. I..
Hey, wait a minute.
I seen that guy at that Chinese restaurant.
(Juntao) 'Consul Han has been fighting flu'
for the past few days
so perhaps I should finish what he started.
Look, the first thing we gotta do
is clear out this riffraff.
If anybody stay behind, they got something to lose.
Wait right here. I'll be right back.
(Juntao) '...peaceful future between our two countries.'
'The more we see the differences..'
- And similarities-- - Hey!
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen!
Goddamn it.
'I'm Detective Carter from the LAPD!'
Russ, we got Carter down here.
What the hell is going on down there?
We have just received a threat on the building.
We ask if you please exit the building
as soon as possible, and please do not panic.
Didn't you hear what I just said?
Get your shit and go out the door!
Hurry up! There's a bomb in the building!
(Russ) 'I don't believe this.'
Have all the agents hold their positions!
(Whitney) 'Everybody take care, but hold your positions.'
(Han) 'What's going on?'
Get your old ass out the building!
Lady, put the glass down and get out of here!
'Woman, the exit over there.'
'You gonna get your head blowed off.'
'Come on, come on!'
Titty, titty, titty.
Get them titties out of here.
Will somebody grab Carter?
[crowd clamoring]
Juntao.
Juntao!
Consul Han, six blocks of C4
are wired to your daughter
in a car outside.
You know, before the changeover
most of this exhibition was in the hands
of a single private collector..
...me.
I worked most of my life to acquire and catalog
these priceless pieces that you see before you.
And then, in one fell swoop..
...it was taken away from me.
But tonight, I shall be paid in full.
Don't move!
She dies if I press this button.
'Just be patient.'
'My transportation will be here shortly.'
Stay calm.
Hey, hey, man, I was just gonna tell you
you was in a red zone.
There's cops all over this pla..
[laughs]
You didn't know I could do that, did you?
Put your hands up!
I ain't gonna kill you this time.
I'm just gonna kick your ass!
You tell your friends about me.
Hey, how you doing?
We've been looking for you.
I'm Detective Carter from the LAPD.
Everything is okay, now, okay?
I'm gonna take you to your daddy, alright?
And first thing I'm gonna do
I'm gonna take this vest off you.
No, don't touch it.
I think it'll be safer if we take it off.
No. I heard them say it will explode.
Okay, I think it'll be safer if we leave it on.
Don't, don't, don't move.
Where are you?
[speaking in foreign language]
Don't move!
Hold your positions, goddamn it.
'Do not draw your weapons.'
(Juntao) 'Ladies and gentlemen'
I think we'll call that an evening.
Thank you and goodnight.
[tires screeching]
[gunfire]
[crashing]
[gunfire]
(Carter) 'Juntao!'
'I got something for you.'
Got something you want.
Huh? I got your bomb right here.
Soo-Yung.
Papa.
- No. - Papa.
(Carter) 'Want to blow something up? Huh?'
Come on.
'Push the button. Come on.'
- Push the button. - What are you doing?
I'm just playing. Play along.
Come on, push the button.
Yeah, come on, push the button.
- Blow everybody up. - Yeah, blow everybody up.
- Push the goddamn button! - Push the goddamn button.
You heard what she said.
'Come on. You got everybody'
'excited about something being blowed up'
'and look at your little punk British ass.'
Come on. Push the button.
Deal with it, please.
- Where you going? - Aah!
[gunfire]
Cover the consul.
No, no.
It's okay. She's a professional.
You must take the vest off.
J-j-just give me a second.
Just give me a second.
There's a trigger on this vest.
It'll blow if I take it off.
[gunshots]
Haven't you done this before?
It's a little different in the practice room.
Everybody take cover. Whitney.
'We need more men down here.'
'Say again. Dan, do you read--'
[gunshots]
[dramatic music]
Need some help down here, damn it.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Sugar is sweet.
And so are you.
[gunshot]
The remote can still set it off.
Get rid of it.
[gunshots]
- She okay? - Yes.
Oh, no, that ain't the bomb?
Get that bomb away from me!
Take the bomb outside.
Juntao!
Yeah, take it over to Juntao.
Go, go to Juntao.
You go that way, I go that way. Go!
[gunshots]
Don't shoot!
[grunting]
Aah!
[grunting]
[gunshot]
[grunting]
[gunfire]
Shit!
[intense music]
Where are you going?
[gunshots]
Meet me on the roof.
(male #4) 'Roger. Copy that.'
Juntao!
[dramatic music]
Ohh!
Don't move, man!
Yeah, I've been looking
for your sweet and sour chicken ass.
Oh, your boys ain't here now.
Where they at? You all alone.
I kill him.
- Go ahead. - Yeah?
I don't even like him. Go ahead.
Put your gun down.
Fight like a man.
What you say?
Fight like a man.
Fight like a man?
Alright, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Then I'm gonna take your ass to jail.
Alright, come on, put the gun down
same time.
[music continues]
[gunshots]
Wipe yourself off, man.
You're dead.
[music continues]
[door shuts]
[gunshots]
[music continues]
[grunting]
Aah!
Thank you, God.
[both groaning]
[whimpering]
Ohh!
Oh, shit! Oh..
Aah!
[water splashes]
Whoo! You know he dead.
Carter!
Help! Do something!
Hey, be cool, man!
'Hang on!'
I can't hold on anymore.
Hang on for about an hour. I'm gonna go get the ambulance.
- I'll be right back. - What are you doing?
Just hang on, man. I'll be right back.
- Carter! - I was just playing.
Do something!
I can't hold on anymore!
- Aah! - Aah!
Aah!
Oh, shit!
[grunting]
Oh! Thank you, thank you!
- Ohh! - What the hell you doing?
I was just being polite.
Well, next time, be polite to my nuts.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Oh, shit!
[indistinct police chatter]
[instrumental music]
- Are you alright? - I'm fine.
I owe you everything.
- Only your friendship. - 'Papa!'
Soo-Yung! Ohh!
- Look who's here. - Ugh!
What took you so long?
I think this belongs to you.
[speaking in foreign language]
I think you should come with me, you know.
Get on the plane when you get off work.
- You know, you fly for free. - Hey, Carter.
I'm just a young man trying to expand my horizons
you know, travel a little bit, you know.
- See the world. - Carter?
Man, what y'all doing here? I'm through with y'all, man.
- I'm going on vacation. - Now, hold on there.
We were just coming by
to tell you what a great job you did yesterday.
And when you come back
there's gonna be an FBI badge waiting for you.
You serious?
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
Come on, man, don't be playing.
- No. - I don't know what to say.
It's-it's like a dream come true.
I got an idea, though. I got an idea.
Why don't y'all
take that badge
and shove it up your ass?
All up in your ass.
I'm LAPD.
[instrumental music]
Bitch.
First class. I like this. This is tight. I like this.
Can I take your jacket, sir?
My jacket? No. You can take this bag, though.
How you doing? What's up?
What's up, man?
- You ready to go? - Yep.
May I offer you some peanuts?
[speaking in foreign language]
You never told me you spoke Chinese.
I never told you I didn't.
You assumed I didn't.
Man, this is cool, man.
Han's letting me go to Hong Kong with you.
You know, I ain't been on no vacation in five years?
We can hang in my crib. I will show you my hood.
No, you can show me a couple of them Chinese girls.
When I get over there, I want a massage.
I'm gonna get buck wild.
No police work for two weeks?
How long this flight?
- Fifteen hours. - Fifteen hours?
What are we gonna do for 15 hours?
♪ Hunh ♪
♪ War ♪
Oh, hell, no!
Stewardess!
Stewardess, get me another seat!
♪ Nothing ♪
♪ Listen to me y'all ♪
(Carter) Stewardess!
♪ I despise ♪
♪ Costing me.. ♪♪
(male #5) 'Action!'
It broke.
[laughter]
Don't move! Don't smile!
[imitating gunshots]
[laughter]
[speaking in foreign language]
[laughter]
What is this shit about your daughter?
50 million dollars?
Who you think you got, Kelsey Clinton?
50 million dollars?
Who you think you got, Chelsea.. What's the line?
50 million dollars?
Who you think you got, Chelsea--
Is it Chelsea, Kelsey?
50 million dollars?
Who you think you got, Chelsea Carter?
50 million dollars?
Who you think you got, Chelsea Grammar, Chelsea--
(male #6) 'Who do you think you got, Chelsea Clinton?'
50 million dollars?
Who you think you got, Chelsea Clinton?
Keep him talking..
(male #7) 'Cut! Go back to the beginning.'
Was that it, Chelsea.. Did I get it?
- Aah! - 'Action!'
[crash]
[laughter]
[grunting]
Alright, let me see your badge, buddy!
- No joke! - Show your ass!
(Chris) 'Show your ass?'
- 'Y'all scared..' - 'Cut!'
You know all that other stuff
but you don't know his name?
Man, people tell me shit.
[sneezes]
What's wrong with you?
[laughs]
Man--
my daddy once caught, catch a bullet..
Caught a bullet, catch a bullet..
Caught a bullet.
My daddy one caught a bullet by his bare hand.
No bullshit.
What's the honor in that?
You believe your father wasted his life..
[mumbling]
They must not..
You're right, man. Let's go tell them.
[laughter]
Anything goes wrong
bust in there, act like you're I, LAPD, ya, ya.
He cannot speak English.
Man, this is cool, Han sending us to Hong Kong.
What's that line?
May I offer you some peanuts?
[speaking in foreign language]
[laughter]
[speaking in foreign language]
Damn!
[speaking in foreign language]
[laughter]
See, how difficult is that, my English?
He even cannot say three words, Chinese.
- Offer me some lunch. - You need some lunch?
I got that. I got it before, Jack.
See, see, now you know how difficult I am.
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Will you look at that?
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
♪ Ohh ohh ♪
♪ Ohh oh yeah ♪
♪ Hey mami ♪
♪ You know I like it when you call me papi ♪
♪ But it seems like that you be creeping ♪
♪ That you've been seeing another chico ♪
♪ And baby you know that he can't go down like me ♪
♪ You know that can't freak like me ♪
♪ So mami tell me one little thing ♪
♪ How deep is your love for me? ♪
♪ Tell me what it's gonna be ♪
♪ Do you see yourself ♪
♪ With a man like me? ♪
♪ Only lord knows what your friends won't know see ♪
♪ How deep is your love for me? ♪
♪ Tell me what it's gonna be ♪
♪ Do you see yourself ♪
♪ With a man like me? ♪
♪ Only lord knows what your friends won't know see ♪
♪ Will I keep you mami? ♪
♪ Puerto Rican I see the way you wiggle it ♪
♪ The way you move your body ♪
♪ He can't make it get wetter than me ♪
♪ But I bet he keep telling you he better than me ♪
♪ Ooh you know that he can't go like me ♪
♪ You know that he ain't no freak like me ♪
♪ So baby tell me one little thing ♪
♪ How deep is your love for me? ♪
♪ Tell me what it's gonna be ♪
♪ Do you see yourself with a man like me? ♪
♪ Only lord knows what your friends won't know see ♪
♪ How deep is your love for me? ♪
♪ Tell me what it's gonna be ♪
♪ Say yeah yeah ♪
♪ Do you see yourself with a man like me? ♪
♪ Only lord knows what your friends won't know see ♪
♪ How deep is your love for me? ♪
♪ How deep is your love? ♪
♪ Tell me what it's gonna be ♪ ♪ Oh baby ♪
♪ Do you see yourself with a man like me? ♪
♪ Only lord knows what your friends won't know see ♪
♪ How deep is your love for me? ♪
♪ Tell me what it's gonna be ♪
♪ Do you see yourself with a man like me? ♪
♪ Only lord knows what your friends won't know see ♪
♪ Ooh yeah yeah ♪
♪ Baby ♪♪